The Brain Massage!: Recent Episodes
Jerry Scheidbach
The Brain Massage® show as heard on radio, offers Truth, seasoned with delectable wit, succulent sagacity, delicious sarcasm, by incisive logic, on topics of concern to all God fearing patriots.
BFO — Blaspheme and Find Out! For all Christian Patriots — remember, while many in our MAGA movement are right with us on returning this nation to our heritage and love the Freedom Truth brings, many are not that keen on all the Truth that brings that Freedom! Very insightful look and warning we would do well to heed! Aren’t you just lovin’ what Trump is bringing down on the heads of these wicked rulers? Enjoy!!!
A very important insight into the role of GOD in our current successes and future success! Understand the controversy over Trump's statement that he sent the military into CA to turn the water on, and let's look closely at this Black Hawk Down scenario. Enjoy your Brain Massage®!
Interesting take on the inauguration anomalies that I think you’ll find interesting. Very important insights into the legitimacy of Preemptive Presidential Pardons. The contrast between how Americans and Britons are responding to WOKE oppression makes me think of the original Revolution. Enjoy your Brain Massage®!!
Change of venue for the Inauguration (No commentary — that will be given Sat. during Brain Massage® LIVE), really interesting insight into evil and wickedness and the role of government in addressing these things. I offer some more insight into the Greenland deal and what’s coming for Hollywood! The Homan tank is coming, and child and drug trafficking are in his sights! This one is a classic Brain Massage! Enjoy!
It’s important not to get so focused on certain things that we miss the “gorilla” standing in front of us! The only hope we have to get out from under the current oppressive and incompetent regime is to take California totally MAGA! Trump’s sentencing only reinforces everything we already know: they are destroying by their corruption every American institution—but we WIN! Enjoy your Brain Massage, and pray for our neighbors in LA.
Insight into the fissures in the MAGA movement and what must be done! Understand rightly the issue with Speaker Johnson. The Bird Flu reprise, and the connection between Islam and Western powers surprise! Enjoy!
An interesting examination of what drives the “woke” movement: Slave Mentality is a “must listen.” Likewise the “sandcastle” principle. Heads up: we must watch and pray regarding the upcoming certification on J6 an Inauguration J20. Enjoy your Brain Massage!
I address Ted Cruz’s frustration with trying to get Legislation passed with a divided government. It’s time to FIGHT! This is not a time for letting Demoncrats beat us into submission with their Government Shutdown stick! We can no longer give the bullier our lunch and watch them eat it in front of us. Those days are OVER! Enjoy your brain massage!
Great insight with this update on the Drone phenomena. What’s with Wray? Get into the details of the Equality Act, and take all action you can to stop it. Biden is releasing pedos! How low can that man go? Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas! What’s with the Drones in New Jersey — are they Kamikaze? Very interesting insights into what Trump has discovered about how to DRAIN THE SWAMP! Enjoy!
Joy-“less” Reid needs encouragement. I tried to oblige! You let me know if I succeeded — call 805.314.2114 and leave a message for me on our listener response hotline. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Democrats fear Trump’s replacement for Gaetz. Let’s think about Trump’s picks and the important paradigm shift that is coming to American Politics. Also, is it time to re-think invoking the Fifth Amendment to bypass Congress and get some things done we’ve wanted for decades?
Gaetz and Hegseth are important to fulfilling Trump’s mission to drain the swamp, so expect them to receive intense resistance. Taking justice and Defense out of the hands of “Satan” will generate a firestorm of resistance—Unless!
APOLOGIES for the late post and the poor-quality recording for the first segment. I could not find a quiet place to record in the San Diego Airport.
Christ is KING! And He is coming with the SWORD of JUSTICE! All that hurt “the little ones,” beware! Congratulations to Trump, Vance, their respective families, and all their supporters! Now, the work begins!
Is Kamala “the” Antichrist? Get a biblical perspective on this question! The voter fraud in this election is open and obvious! What does that mean? Be prepared! Enjoy your Brain Massage!
Clarity is given on exactly what this election is really all about! Enjoy your Brain Massage®!
The Brain Masseur adds some interesting insight into Kamala’s “Second Debate” and answers an important question regarding the Left’s backup plan for a Trump victory! Enjoy your brain massage!
Had a wonderful preaching trip to North Carolina, New Hampshire, and Maine. The schedule did not allow me to complete the scheduled Brain Massage®. LORD willing, I’ll use it tonight for Brain Massage LIVE.
One more intriguing insight from the VP Debate that you’ll find fascinating! And the picture that emerges from Helene is an important one to see, and there are some surprises! You’ll find another interesting insight from the Brain Masseur’s take on the “Strike,” too! Enjoy your Brain Massage!
The Left are calling for a truce in the rhetoric wars, and working to manipulate our Christian values into providing cover for their crimes! The Brain Masseur clarifies what the Bible says about this, and you don’t want to miss his take on the Coca-Cola thingy! Enjoy!
It’s a very sensitive subject, but I’m sure, like me, you are getting weary of how these haters keep on pushing their hate. It’s time we see what is obvious and ask the obvious question: who wants Trump dead? And who really is engaging in hate speech? Time for some honesty!
Insight into how properly to “score” the Debate, and what next? Enjoy your Brain Massage!
What does the military and emergency build-up in New York mean? Are the Democrats expecting a 9-11 surprise? An early October? Something strange is coming this way! Pray! Enjoy your Brain Massage®.
You are going to love my conversation with a well-meaning Lib. Lots of insights! The Communist Connection of Kamala-Walz needs to be exposed!
This includes an important warning to all God-fearing Patriots. I trust you have ears to hear and eyes to see! Enjoy your Brain Massage®.
CA is about to show her true colors — is that color MAGA Red? Some very intriguing developments in CCP politics deserve some attention and prayer! Why are the French sometimes called Frogs? Will Britain start extraditing Americans for speech crimes? Enjoy your Brain Massage®!
Great insight into the importance we stand with Israel and what we can expect from a Harris/Walz administration — God forbid! A needed brain massage! Enjoy!
All Christians share Melania’s sentiments against bullying, but we cannot embrace her willingness to condone and promote a deadly lifestyle that the Bible condemns! Cavuto’s rebuke of Kennedy for “name-calling” is examined with some very interesting insights you’ll enjoy! A powerful insight into why failure is so often rewarded in liberal government! And more! Enjoy!!
Let’s go deeper into the significance of Nessun Dorma, the Border Czar ruse—don’t get dragged in, and what’s with the fake Christians “worshipping” Trump? Enjoy your Brain Massage®.
Hear Trump’s Easter message from his first term. Important insight into FBI being coopted as government political Gestapo for the Biden Admin. This is very dangerous!
New York will be judged for its actions against justice, judgment, and equity! I'm Praying Trump gets justice! Is the Speaker right? Is it God’s will for Biden to be President? Let the Brain Masseur offer some biblical clarification! Working toward a definition of Christian Nationalism. Enjoy!
Last week, I did not get the show posted to Podbean because of technical issues that have been resolved!!! Merry Christmas!
The insight on a lesson from 9-11 is surprising! It will help you understand those who hate America after being told partial truths about her by their teachers for 18 years, and then in College. The biblical insight into the issue of consent is critical to our defense of our Republic under GOD.
A caveat: I had to do some deep editing and discovered a problem. The statement that articles of surrender have already been written is a rumor floating about. Another concern is that you need to hear my pulpit message from last Sunday night to understand why the CCP plan to attack America is not something that should worry you! On vacation, and trying to get this show posted has been a challenge! :)
DeSantis Deconstructed — is he a spoiler! In the case of Trump's indictment, the "angels" are in the details! What is a kleptocrat? Is it time to pay attention to what Chinese dissident Miles Guo warned us about in 2017? You decide!
Penetrating analysis of the SCOTUS decision re Biden Mandates / Insight into the National Security Council report and preparations ongoing to target MAGA Patriots as "Terrorists."
Please excuse the audio intrusion about three quarters through the show. I uploaded a repaired file.
Brain Masseur: Shot off the Wall! A Battlefield Medical Facility Report (Temporarily wounded but under excellent doctors care and recovering. Be back soon! Please read this short report and stay tuned.
Segment.01 Hello. I’m Dr. Jerry Scheidbach, pastor of the Lighthouse Baptist Church in Santa Maria, CA—and your brain masseur—get ready for your brain massage.
The brain masseur took a direct hit from the CCP enemy attack: their bioweapon called COVID-19, found him laboring severely weakened conditions accumulating over a period of over two weeks in very intense circumstances. In one of those trips, he got extended three days beyond his meds and supplement regimen. That broke a several months building up of a wall of protection that was working perfectly. In the second wave, already exhausted, through a weird fluke, his boarding pass indicated a boarding gate that does not exist in LAX — Now, I'm connected to every notification thing available, in multiple venues, and checked and refreshed the screen, and as panic ensued a wandered about looking for gate B41 only to inadvertently step across the "line" to ask about the gate to discover I left the gate and had to return through TSA. In all I ran, and force marched, about five hundred miles — well, minus some number — and panic rushed through TSA to my gate — oh, with a little extra belt loss drama thrown in. When the Customer service rep saw my boarding pass she was even more dumbfounded than I was, instructed me to screen shot that— gave me the great news that that there was NO flight available until next day, 10 AM. She asked if I wanted her to book that flight, and I explained, of course not. I want to get home tonight, so I'm just going to start walking. Well, yeah, not that. She booked the flight and offered to comp a room. She gave me comps for one room and three meals. No transportation, though. I'll have to provide my receipts to get reimbursed for that.
First experience with Uber. Got to room and discovered it was the MOST despicable, dirty, stink bed of filth that I've ever seen in America. Stomach turning all the way to the swarthy fellow, son of Ishmael or some unfortunate descendent of Ketura — who had me on hold trying to contact the airline — I'm talking twenty to thirty minutes of others coming along trying to cut in, he keeps pointing to phone in his ear, it's crazy I finally ask what is going on You have the confirmation number, you have the voucher, let's be done with this. He mumbled something that sounded like he was concerned about getting his money — so I left.
Outside the building, I set up my portable office and booked a room at a LaQuinta, a ride to the hotel and now I'm literally dehydrated and painfully exhausted.
Imagine I go to the desk to hear I have no res. I very especially clicked 12 check-in, 13 check out. The clerk said I have a 13 check-in and 14 check out. Desperate, I insisted he give me a room. After all the rigmarole about separate res etc. fine, fine, book a room, get me a bed I got some keys. I asked for three bottles of water — they don't provide water. What! No water. He pointed to a vending machine. I go to the machine, cash ONLY. You've got to be kidding me. The card reader is broken. You can go across the street to the gas station. — Is this night EVER going to end?
I drag my bags to my room, return to the street to get water, return to the room to get some sleep.
The trip home the next day was relatively uneventful. Except I required the very gracious and helpful service of our Deacon and his precious wife.
And, by the way, at that time, no suggestion COVID had leaped onto the launching pad in my body. Some coughing but nothing beyond my usual battle with weakened bronchia exacerbated by physical tiredness.
When I got home, that's when it hit me like a steamroller. I've been pretty well flattened out ever since.
So that will have to be my report — obviously, I can't do a brain massage today.
I DO WANT TO SAY PRAISE GOD RITTENHOUSE WAS ACQUITTED.
THE INTERVIEW BETWEEN LINDELL AND TRUMP WAS FANTASTIC AND THE NOTICE THAT HIS SUIT WITH THE ATTORNEYS GENERAL AGAINST THE US OVER THE STOLEN 2020 ELECTION IS MOVING FORWARD BEFORE THANKSGIVING WAS GREAT NEWS.
LET'S ALL GET A PIECE OF PUMPKIN PIE AND WATCH IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.
OR BETTER YET, PICK A BRAIN MASSAGE FROM OUR ARCHIVES AND ENJOY!
PRAYING!
Segment.02 Hello. Welcome back! I’m Dr. Jerry Scheidbach, pastor at the Lighthouse, your brain masseur, and Paul Revere’s lantern lighter, lighting the lamps in the church belfry arch, signaling the enemy is on the march, an enemy that would steal from us our liberty.
I have lit the lamps in the Church belfry arch and now you let me know if you see them. It's LIGHTS ON if you see the LIGHTS ARE ON and you will ride like Revere and spread the warning, (essentially, it means you agree with what I’m saying) or you say LIGHTS OFF –– which means you reject what I’m saying and disagree strongly with me. So, what will it be today, lights on, or lights off?
Email me by going to our website at branmassage.net. That’s brainmassage.net. Find the CONTACT button and send me an email.
You can leave a message on our Lights On hotline: 805.314.2114.
God bless you. God bless America! I’ll see you in Church.