Pouring My Art Out: Recent Episodes
Arthur
We talk about grief, and emotions and stuff with the devil, the Grim Reaper, a crack squirrel, and a guy who sells biscuits???
Well, I was going to talk about pastels, until those stupid crack weasels showed up, and now I seem to have lost all control over this crazy podcast thing...
It would seriously take me longer to describe this episode than it would for you to just listen to it, so just listen to it!
I interview the devil, and he tries to sell you perfume that, uh, smells like a part of his body that, well, never mind...
I interview one of my dogs, tell some cute dog stories, and look into the history of the relationship between dogs and humans... and some other stuff...
We talk about art and creativity, while dealing with some intergalactic legal issues, and talk about 'probing questions' with a crack squirrel that lives in my head.
A song is born, and grows to near-adulthood, and of course there is some other funny stuff as well.
In which we discuss fashions, from prehistoric times up until now, and listen to some funny commercials featuring a Lady Gaga ripoff and on-demand wardrobe malfunctions.
A list of everyone whom I might have annoyed by something I said, did or sang on this podcast... so far...
We talk about how romance came to be a thing, and we get to listen to the Grim Reaper, Hootenany P. Flubberbiscuits, and Jimmy the crack squirrel sing some of the classic love songs from many eras.
Imagine if all the worst tRump supporters moved down South and started their own country called Republica. Hey, I even wrote them a national anthem, you know, until Kid Rock gets around to writing the official one. And there are funny commercials too. If you have ever wondered what it would sound like if Adolf Hitler sang some classic songs, you came to the right place. I hope that part doesn't offend anyone.
A spy spoof about an American James Bond-type agent who happens to be overweight and used to be a surfer.
In which we hear some silly songs done by the cast members... you know... crack squirrels, aliens, the Grim Reaper, me, and so forth.
Listen to a song rise from infancy to adulthood, and the Grim Reaper, and a crack squirrel, and me.
Well, I sing and play guitar along with Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, The Grateful Dead, Foghat and The Stones, and talk to crack squirrels and the Grim Reaper.
In which I salvage some original music from old cassette tapes, so songs, music, singing, guitar playing and what not.
In which I read parts of my action/romance/war novel about a bunch of Princesses fighting a rebellion, called, coincidentally, The Princess Rebellion, and give some insights into the writing process and characters.
In which I read portions of my adventure novel, The Princess Rebellion, and try to turn the idea of the fairy tale/Disney princess story upside down.
In which we talk about happiness and moods, and how to change them, and interview the most negative man in the world.
Well, I play the guitar and sing some weird, dark, but amusing songs, and I rewrote the lyrics to a popular tune to make fun of tRump, and of course Jimmy the crack squirrel and the Grim Reaper pay a visit, and I play a commercial for a product that may or may not exist. But DO NOT let your kids listen to this episode!
A live studio audience podcast episode show, with special guests, shocking surprises, and a barfing crack squirrel.
In which we talk about the words in some famous songs and give a little backstory to them, all of which are true, except the ones I just made up. Oh, and of course there is some crack squirrel-induced silliness and some funny advertisements.
In which we try to figure out what makes the English so darn English, talk about their music and comedy, and are offered a chance to buy haggis made from wild crack squirrels.
In which I read selections from the last book in my action/humor science fiction novel series; The Otherwhere Chronicles. It has action. And humor. And aliens. And stuff.
Well, uh, it is selected portions of one of my action/humor science fiction novel series, so lots of aliens, action, and laughs... in space...
In which I interview the Grim Reaper, who also helps us sell some funny products, the Tooth Fairy pops in, because it turns out that Grim and her used to date, and Jimmy, my cranial crack squirrel, asks Grim what happens to he and I when we die.
Lost biblical texts give child rearing advice, some funny commercials, and a talking crack squirrel...
I save Christmas for my family from the evil Covid-Grinch that tried to steal it, and tRump has a going out of business yard sale...
A murder mystery set in an old-timey radio show done as a soap opera, featuring a cast of dozens, the famous, the infamous, and the not-so famous, plus crack squirrels and a surprise ending!
Crack squirrels, Christmas songs, and the corona virus; Covid the Christmas killer, what else is there to say?
I talk about the history of talking, and I try to cheer up your plants, and we tell you how you can be more like me by renting some of my crack squirrels to come and live in your head for a while...
Lazy people have a new theme song, and the Grim Reaper has a new hot sauce, and I did it all in a motor home...
Ummm, I guess this episode got hijacked by some political activist group, and went off the rails, so, uh, yeah,,,
Ever wonder how much time you spend pooping during your entire life? Are you looking for a way to avoid another day under a Trump administration? Want to know how many teeth you brushed or dishes you washed during your life? Fun with numbers and crack squirrels.
Aliens, bits of an action/humor sci-fi story, crack squirrels, music, and a new political party!
Aliens, crack squirrels, deep-fried food music, a hero that doesn't want to be one, a duel, a corporation, large alien poo creates traffic snarl, why aliens can't do sports, and some mix-ups...
In which I talk about the use of perspective in art, without throwing in funny commercials and with hardly any crack squirrels at all.
More crazy stories, more talking crack squirrel, Putin sells some pee pee tapes, a virtual LSD experience, and more...
Some humorous stories involving vehicular near-disasters, practical and impracticable jokes, pathetic justifications, and helpful crack squirrel commentary. Also, the usual advertisements for imaginary products.
In which we talk about how some people can get other people to do and think things that they might not otherwise have done or thought... and not always in a good way... with just words... and, you know, crack squirrels and stuff!
In which me and my crack squirrel interview a famous historical figure, and inadvertently help invent terrible engines of war. Oh, and we try, once again, to sell you products that may or may not actually exist.
I know, most people hear the word 'poetry' and find somewhere else to be, but have I let you down yet?
In which I sit in front of a microphone and drink vodka and end up not talking about art at all, but I do talk about Art, which is me...
In which I examine the history of dancing, and Jimmy the crack squirrel and I chat with some of my other inner voices, and try to sell you products that might not actually exist.
In which Jimmy the crack squirrel and I give helpful, artistic advice on what to do with your kids in these troubled times.
In which Jimmy the crack squirrel and I interview William Shakespeare, and along the way invent art, turn cavemen into modern humans, and make Trump look like an idiot.
In which we discuss photography, travel, weird experiments, angry spiders, helpful crack squirrels, and wiggly lights.
In which I share a couple of the love songs I wrote back in the day, we talk about love and art, and Jimmy the crack squirrel gives some good advice on dealing with the global pandemic.
In which I finish telling the story of how aliens helped me meet a famous Python, try to sell you dingle-berries, and get medical advice from a crack squirrel that lives in my head.
In which I begin to tell the story of how I met a Python, I introduce you to an alien from one of my novels, and I try to sell you some clams.
A song I wrote, a search for hidden meanings, and Jimmy the crack squirrel is in love...
Is money good for art? Are more drug-addicted animals in my head good for me? Am I selling out by talking about selling out on this podcast? Find out in this episode.
In which I harmonize on a pirate song with a crack squirrel, and try to explain what this podcast is... and isn't... all about.
You were waiting to meet a Scottish crack squirrel, you just didn't know it. Also, some words about words... and stuff.
In which I talk about art, sex, history, listen to my inner crack squirrels, and sell out for some free snacks.