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I'm actually really curious to see how lupine will do.
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Poor little Einstein had no idea what was going to happen in that time machine.
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I saw a picture of how Chinese people prepare bear's feet for eating.
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Also another flower but I already forgot the name of it.
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It's the real life version of the fight from A Boy Named Sue.
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Oh it was basically just tranq, and at one point the main character is injected with it, then has no symptoms.
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The essay in the Wild Things packaged referenced Mulholland Dr. Having both on the shelf, we did a double feature.
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When the weather gets nicer, we'll have to start going for late night bike rides.
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Kasey thinks the Heavens Gate Fiasco reminds her of the cult.
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Our favorite segment was the one with Stephen King.
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I figured it was at least five pigs worth of ears.
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The Italian cop who was obnoxiously eating a sandwich at the crime scene.
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Something scary about an adult going after little children!
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Kasey was reading an essay about the homoeroticism of Frankenstein.
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It's the new way of getting massive amounts of organic nutrients.
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The only girl to survive kept her clothes on the whole time.
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We also have been listening to the MGSV cassette playlist.
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Kasey's feet used to be bigger, but they shrank.
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We also had taco bell and it EXPLODED all over me!
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It was like that scene where Leo climbs out of a horse.
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Everyone in Don't Look Now was a little psychic, except the wife.
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Some really beautiful cityscapes and flood scenery.
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Bitcoins been going crazy but Tesla is down again...
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I also hope some day they redo their box sets in 4k.
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I can't tell the gender of the psychic character yet...
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We're living in 2024, and the retros still got it.
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Time traveling to 1987 so that I can stop Michael Jackson.
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Did your public school offer firearms safety classes?
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We are going to research how many sesame seeds you can put on a bun.
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They have a "skip puzzle" button, with interesting implications.
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We've all got interdemensional gender bent equivalents.
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There are plot holes in every movie/show, but I try not to harp on them.
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The part where they run out with flaming swords...should have looked 10x better.
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Last time, I was looking for an optical audio cable, and they didn't even have them!
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We saw some red-winged black birds, pirched on some cat tails.
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Hunter Hunter has this character named Cheadle, that's a straight up rip off of the mousy girl from the Goofy movies.
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We're going on vacation as soon as we're both laid off at the same time.
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I can't keep the brothers straight to save my life.
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The salad also had salmon and shrimp, it was good too.
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It's what you'll all be eating in the future, plus technically all the enemies in this show!
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Also palworld had become a big contentious subject.
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I've watched about 80 episodes of Hunter X Hunter by now.
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One guy went "are you nuts?!" And I called him a drama queen, then left.
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I also took the case off my phone earlier today and haven't put it back on.
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We are all over the place with these proce adjustments!
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All the Mario games are the same except the RPG one.
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Also Fishtank season 2 got wild and violent today...
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Any time someone asks me if I like candy, the answer is yes.
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I couldn't believe that little dog, with so much agency.
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I love to wait a few hours after holiday dinner, then going "when's dinner?"
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"I filled up your car with gas." "Oh, you didn't have to do that!" "It's fine, thanks to Biden, GAS IS PRACTICALLY FREE!"
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I have to manually scroll through 1100 games because I can't figure out how to search.
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My pallette, is apparently very in tune with gross flavors.
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I can't remember how to spell it, unless I'm looking at it.
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I wish a meteor would turn the deep south to glass.
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We're going to make leftover Indian food pizza.
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We also discovered the source of a bump in the night, it was the chimney plug.
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Everyone is just wasting time moving snow around. I only shoveled a walking path, I'm over it.
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Sometimes you've just got to pour ice cream on your lap
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They're trying to make Napoleon trendy and idk if I'm here for it.
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What would she actually be doing, if not reading?
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There's something in the water, and it rhymes with glouride.
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I'd recommend, it would've been a classic in the 2000s.
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We didn't even talk about the climate protestors shot by the guy today in traffic.
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What was the little present hiding behind the apple tree?
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They were using fact-checkers as human shields.
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You've got to make new words to have such a diverse selection of salads.
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They were very crunchy without being brown at all.
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We're talking about a cultural great wealth transfer.
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Nobody's ever died of candy! It's not gonna be me!
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Did you know Egypt is building a new headquarters for their DOD, called The Octagon?
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Would you ever use one mouse for two computers?
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Some 30 million years ago, a mysterious beast made our new addition to the garden.
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I also started Resident Evil 8, but it kept crashing, very spooky.
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They just want to have direct votes on every single issue.
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We feel like 2000s action-adventure heros while we ride our bike and scooters.
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Don't even get me started on picking seats in the "cinema."
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How many meal box companies are there out there to try?
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I think that's how it was spelt, maybe there was a Z in there.
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I've always been an ironic zionist...but after today, oof.
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The Corpses of the De Witt Brothers, and Two Skeletons Fighting Over a Corpse.
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Nobody got ours! Also there was a weird Tesla driver at the slow chargers today.
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Big Tesla news today, for all the other EV brands!
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Our time of use season for electric changed today. So sad.
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Next we'll be strapping ourselves together and performing high-octane bicycle stunts.
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The host actually gendered the most androgynous guest imaginable. It was shocking.
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A couple came by on some chopper motorcycle and it sounded like a garbage truck.
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Let's find out if Kasey knows this future meme before I do.
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Some people just had no sensitivity to gross. In this movie, a girl puts chewing gum behind her own ear...
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Svalbard Radio Adventure Hotel, look it up and then zoom around on the map it's wild.
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I've been informed that scientology has something to do with this.
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I went and complimented the neighbor, hopefully nothing came off as weird...
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There was also a similar incident with an old man and a walker today!
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We had a little collision on our ride earlier, but everyone was okay.
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Skip this one if you live in fly-over country or don't have TSLA, MSFT, and AMD in your portfolio.
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Imagine bill gates mouthing off to you in your own gigafactory.
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We also discovered the bike has a headlight, it was just below the basket so we couldn't see it without crouching!
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Kasey opened the garage door to the bright new world of cargo biking today.
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The most specific, while being the least legible.
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Part one of the most annoying assembly...of all time!
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I'm most excited to see if they adapt Thriller Bark in just one episode.
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I remember reading somewhere that side mirrors make up about 5% of the frontal area of cars.
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I didn't mention it, but there was a weird commotion from the neighbors back yard in the night. Late too, like after people would be asleep. Then this morning, there was a ladder set up by their bird feeder.
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Yesterday we had a potato salad after recording, and went to a bike festival...
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Would really have loved to see the Cybertruck with 0 disengagements.
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We're kind of crystal girls, but with boulders.
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It's like a requirement to be nasty if you're running for office against a normal incumbent.
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How they be wearing hoodies on a day like today?!
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It's a line of eight evergreens with four perennials dotted in there.
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We also made pizza a couple of times and drank Munich Paulaner beers!
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When you wrap a salad, at some point it may even become a salritto!
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Who would've thought they need moderate water?!
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Kasey thinks they put gender specific poison in the Bundt cakes...
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Who would've thought I'm now addicted to energy drinks!
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Chris Nolan is adapting his books from page 3 of "Things Only Nerds Care About from History."
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I'm trying to balance out my diet, because yesterday I had a giant pizza.
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I just had a glitch trying to post this, and it makes me wonder if huge chunks of episodes were never uploaded.
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I almost named it Plant Sale-ad but that probably would tank SEO.
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In this category, we have celebrities who've killed their wife.
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We're not going to allow you to wear a helmet. New rule.
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I don't think charisma means what you think it means.
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The community of members were forced into a conversation pit with the cult leader.
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Videogames will never be important, nobody wants to always blow on a cartridge to make Mario work!
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A bike rode past us without saying "on the left." And I loved that.
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He should've said "right" but that would've made too much sense.
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Also saw a great chart of EU nations lowering their automotive gas consumption, and Norway was down 40% back in 2019...
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Kasey's telling me about a know kleptomaniac...which is nasty.
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Can't remember the name of a plant for more than 30 seconds.
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We need to write a complex python script to analyze and convert our receipts and audio logs into a rough estimate of weight.
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She's going to send her men in black to rough me up! Just like Jacobs Ladder.
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I considered using her full name, but she's the type to search her name every night and then actually INSIST the FBI show up.
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Aliens aren't even paranormal, that's just bigots who don't want to admit they're factual parts of history. An open secret, like the New World.
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It was white and looked pretty good at an awkward glance.
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A deep film talk about Evil Dead and Hellraiser.
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She got a tank top and a ex husband that's a landscaper with a light switch!
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I'd probably strive for a more realistic approach.
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The lights are all dark blue and green, so it's very aquatic.
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We're going to continue with episode 3 soon enough!
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But we can't let them get everything they want.
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Kasey's being a real mischievous cookie tonight!
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It's been very rewarding to chip away at problem areas of the yard.
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It put me in a self-defense stand-my-ground neighborhood situation.
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We used a peg, pushed all the way thru, to hold the peg board off the wall and act as a safety against tilting forward.
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Our neighbors must have gone in together on a new electric mower, which I'm stoked to see.
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If a beautiful person falls in the forest, did you even see them?
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Now we're describing our different libraries. Day and night!
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It's the toxic culture of the economics profession, by Unlearning Economics.
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Clearance Nacho Revival is the name of my new ska band.
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It makes a big difference, and Kasey is glad I think so.
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One of the more controversial topics out there.
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Something a child might get...if the child didn't want to order normal pizza.
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We also saw the soft barrier of the rocks in action today, we can totally walk on them...but others won't.
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We did it, new paradigm. Utilities, be on notice.
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We had a bug salesman come up to us while we were gardening too.
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Hopefully all of this rain is good for our new rock garden.
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We think the current total is up to 6600 pounds.
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I'm having a hard time remembering them being called that, but apparently they were. Also the tree was a Bosnian Pine...
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We also had some very delicious potatoes for lunch, with goat cheese.
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It's actually called, Jury Duty, and I meant X-Men.
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Kasey's so good at healing, thanks to her strong genes and hearty diet.
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This is a laid back episode where we mostly vibe and talk trash lol
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Kasey also was feeling well enough to send me a photo of a monkey drinking Richards Sparkling Rain Water.
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A whole heaping bag of cans and jars, loaded up for an easy adventure.
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We're only about a 10 minute scoot from Dairy Queen, which shouldn't be impressive...but it is.
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It's what I think it's called to do what Kasey's doing!
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Because you have to be careful with the thickness.
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We've got a creepy victorian ghost girl in here!
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This is a chicken restaurant with no reservations Tony
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The Economist being ten years late to the party with their big brave article is largely behind today's rant.
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We didn't even talk about the big event today, oh well!
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Kasey playing with my hair we can't let her stop.
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Wouldn't you have some next level snow removal?
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Except not really, since I didn't raise my hand.
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Kasey has used like a billion cups today it's madness.
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We're almost halfway thru watching Monkey Shines.
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You know Mike Kelly, astronaut, became a senator in 2020?
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Because she was in The Batman, which was three hours long.
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We don't know what kind of candy these are. Probably Jolly Ranchers. Also, the reason I brought up the Subaru was that the battery died and we had to jump it.
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Mountain JAM was another important beer for us, we used to get starting in Savannah, before moving.
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Joe Rogan's dad was definitely a woman and child beater. You can tell by his Steelers jersey.
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Like Daisy Jones Locker, at the bottom of the Pirate ocean.
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I'm teaching Kasey how to use Resolve in today's episode.
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Also taking rare earth out of motors while making them more powerful and cheaper.
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Somewhere between rain and snow? Something regional?
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Who wouldn't buy a 19th century home with a turret in a college town?
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What's an acceptable tolerance in weather predictions from meteorologists?
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The filmmakers actively victim blame their character to add "ambiguity." It's a film outside of its time. Hard to talk about with contemporary sensibilities.
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Maybe once the grocery stores here start selling wine, they'll be able to justify expansions and remodels that will bring new fun groceries.
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Because Decision to Leave talks about the Mountain and the Sea.
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Not really, the groundhog died before it could come out of its hole.
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Plus my review of one of the most disappointing movies I've seen in ages.
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Also about to watch Infinity Pool, which could be good...
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We went 8.4 miles me in Nike, Kasey in the Karhu.
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How can you have pensions and endless YoY growth while not allowing new construction on farms?
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Just move away from zombies, hiding under a car has never worked.
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There were also supposedly ghost figures in the corners of some shots that I thankfully didn't notice.
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Adding a couple of egg yolks and some light corn syrup to an instant pudding mix makes a delicious icecream!
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Because it came be one big rug, or two still kinda big rugs.
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We also need to get our greenhouse up and going.
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The salad where I pitch a Whiplash type movie starring Alicia Keys and I.
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We had a bacon Caesar with hotdog also, don't recall mentioning that.
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Our neighbors had fiber internet installed but the company just laid the cable on the snow until Spring.
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They also have untranslated foreign text at several points in the story.
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We put it into a burrito, then let it fall out onto the salad.
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Enjoy a description of a frozen mustache if you've never experienced that.
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We both agree, that Bottle Rocket wasn't the best Anderson movie, and that Steve Zissou represents his fully developed style.
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Check out the rate your charge account on Twitter if you're an EV driver.
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I'm hearing a frozen deep dish pizza to make my friend JT jealous.
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I will definitely watch a dub before trying a sub.
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Not really, but they were probably the highlight of our day from a culinary perspective.
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The art of making women use you for your puppy.
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Well, there was more than one bean technically.
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The technician was waiting on customer support for like two hours.
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Surprised I haven't already named an episode this before.
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Just missing the tortilla and some lithium ion.
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They need to do a DreamWorks animation of the plane crash.
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Kind of crazy pictures used to be black and white tbh.
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Another EV roadtrip in the books. Also saw a Cake motorbike today.
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Do you remember that scary prank show that at one point was rebooted with Tracy Morgan?
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Kasey remembers it being two couples in their 30s, but they definitely were white, clean, and middle class (because those are distinct things). Also, she remembers it being the busser, not the hostess.
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Apparently he's deaf, but refuses to wear his hearing aids.
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It was really hard to find a stud in the closet.
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Next we have a round of historically relevant footage to incorporate.
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We're going to rewatch Glass Onion in the tub, because we totally slept thru half of it.
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Obviously kidding about the stairs stuff and all the other violence.
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Why do people stick their own necks out for silly rules that don't make sense in the first place?
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Listened to some Dinosaur Jr. while shoveling snow.
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People should try to fit in with the future, instead of the past.
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I really think there was a fifth but I can't remember.
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In her little drindl, I'll think of her forever.
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There was even a polar bear exhibit, bit the glass was very foggy.
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So full and so farty! A German man named Marc mentioned the Marshall Plan to me today...and I was like !!!!!
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803 A.D. and covered in teddy bears for some reason...
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Yes I ate a burger, but also a whole bunch of beer.
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For only $7 you too could eat two mcdouble in an airport.
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All is well in the middle of the night in the tub.
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The biggest red flag might be the defrost cycle.
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While we're at it, what if a neighborhood committee had shock collar remotes for everyone's dogs?
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I had to sign back into everything, which seems really antiquated nowadays.
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Kasey's read almost an entire book today on her phone. It still has 64% battery.
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Kasey got a new toothbrush and it's a lot quieter than her previous one!
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Kasey's brushing her teeth and her foot is big and red for some reason.
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Also the check engine light came on, one of the many reasons to love gas cars.
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The last time I drank one, it was middle school and I was at a cancer charity event.
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Ancient Apocalypse is better made than Ancient Aliens.
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If you could snap your fingers it would solve all the problems.
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Who had the hardest time in 1930s Austria? Hmm?
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We didn't train the model on enough paintings of burritos.
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We're about to wash the sheets AND comforter...
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We started with pudding and ended up in the cloud.
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It was just parked out there, so we went and took pictures with it.
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I interpreted it as we were from California, but it's open ended...
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Almost like a Halloween theme with that word choice.
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Like the Bone Thugs of the era that ended today.
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We've had a plague doctor, and a Master Chief so far!
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We've had a very full day! Two scooter rides, two meals, and two beers!
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Can't spoil it, but probably favorite horror film of the year.
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What's the stockx chart look like for Yeezy boots rn?
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We're casting Kasey as a teenage boy in an upcoming anime.
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It was good to finally tally up all the EV charging that we've done.
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Why are these things always turning into sticky puddles of goooo?
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Will's text was a compliment to my AI prompts I had sent him hehe.
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The video is "Escape Local Minima - is This The Anser to Everything" by Brainxyz
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The coolest part of the show is the spooky house with an old elevator.
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Stock ammo, because the mob is sharpening their tools.
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Of course support isn't available on weekends...
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Also wore almost all Swedish clothing on my scooter ride...
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True Blood actually had an appropriate fetishization of waitresses without making it too in your face.
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It's really hard to tell if my little bare legs are getting warm or not...
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Ask someone near you about what they've tried or not.
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It's a very specific figure, that somehow is easier to figure out than the ones they want you to use.
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We could've been fredestrians in that drive thru.
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I got confirmation it's a bar at the end of the hall.
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Tomato and mayo baby with a little sprinkle of salt.
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Daenerys and the Page of Lies for those who are interested!
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The mysterious meats were mostly stomach, but also some tongue.
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We correctly (I say we, but Kasey had nothing to do with it) identified a bernadoodle today.
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How to improve the failed state for the betterment of mankind.
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How have Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi not been assassinated, yet? When it seems as if the sun and stars themselves are screaming for their blood and the freedom of the people.
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When all the elves and their cousins get involved, I stop even trying to keep the names straight.
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Before Adar led the men of Numeron to their demise.
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Orcs we're elves corrupted by Morgoth, duh everyone knows that.
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More of a crowd pleaser than the honey mustard one for sure.
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It would probably be a perfect meal for the day, if you also eat beans.
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Our friend Ben said he has a constant rate electric bill, and I can't imagine that's a good deal.
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There's a long scene where the main character just waits on the couch wrapped in a bunch of blankets.
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Almost as if you cut a pepper into slices but never halves.
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You won't believe what came up THREE times today.
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Forgot to mention suspiciously empty can of beans today, almost all water.
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There were also beats and some beer with lemonade in it.
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I almost returned to the ground by sliding off the solar roof.
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And there's a chimpanzee in the other room the whole time.
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Now we need to watch the new game of thrones spinoff.
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There was a black dude next to me who was 5'4 but the most muscle wide boy you ever saw.
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Maybe we should wait until last minute to tell them?
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Anyone could easily look up the answer, but I'm just not going to.
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The worm was a Korean bbq burrito, that was pretty good ngl.
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Can't believe I forgot to mention that I had everyone try rocky mountain oysters, and they liked them fine.
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The other thing I couldn't remember was John Leguazamo...
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What gives you the right to not even check on the baby's wellbeing?
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Maybe I should've done another wax for the old girl.
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We've discussed it amongst ourselves, and we've decided we'll let you complete your quest.
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Apparently it's really easy for stuff like stock-splits to get confused in the paperwork.
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Today I compare the GDP and populations of Colorado and Switzerland, to see why we don't have more trains.
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Does anyone else have a watering mouth for hours after eating crock?
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The thing that I forgot, was that three pounds of cherries cost 12$, but that includes the weight of the pits.
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She said "you spell it like raisin, but with a C at the end!"
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We came down with sunburnt legs and blistered toes.
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It's not a good product! It's half-baked Italian style!
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Not the flavor you'd expect, but perhaps the one you need right now.
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Spoiler alert, it's all them in reverse from the future.
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It's a simple, three ingredient, recipe for all ages.
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I tried convincing Penny to watch Drive My Car, and honestly I'm shocked anyone hasn't seen it yet.
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I'd say my idea yacht size would be in the 70' range, maybe with two three bedrooms and an office?
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I have a long reddish brown stain down the front of my white shirt.
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It was shortbread with a white chocolate glaze. Dyed blue, so it looked like the ghost from Pacman.
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Only had happened twice, but it feels nice anyways.
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People's feelings on the case correspond with their political leaning to a degree also.
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This episode includes a detailed ice cream recipe.
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The sound is in the trailer for the movie, and is a good sound.
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The actual salad was more room temperature, which could've made it 80° salad.
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Definitely wasn't a secret that he had a hot wet homosexual relationship with gringlebald back in the day.
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How would you nicely tell someone they pick there nose too much?
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She would rather make a cherry cake than just rub my back!
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Look up "82 Year Old Man Covers Bodies..." on YouTube
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85% savings, down from 30,000 to 4,500. Still, only 15% savings in terms of dollars.
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They almost let the husky dog give them a little kiss.
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If it were any warmer, we could've eaten outside.
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The spiciest beans that you can imagine, in a soup.
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It's like two dryers pushing that thing around all day.
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Not just the juniper, but a lot of other things also.
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I'm even skeptical of my projections, but all of the numbers were rounded against me.
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Just a nervous countdown until it's all settled.
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Kasey wants to start a food TRUNK festival, where it's just big coolers and not big vans.
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Kasey's sitting right at 1000, so I'm probably not far off.
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It's like we took the last E3 event, and called it something else.
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Wouldn't want to spill any peanuts in the park, and force any poor girls walking by to pick it up for us? Would we?
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Can you figure it out before the clock ticks to zero?
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Zoom makes you break up every call into these short little chunks!
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Houston, we have a problem, finding you on maps.
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Overall, a long-winded but reasonably dreary vampire movie.
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We had our smart speaker play "pub music" while we drank, and it wasn't nearly what we'd expected.
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There was a woman being taken away on a gurney, the responders held her sticks and laughed, while she urged them to let her keep the special branch.
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Three babies, arguing over what's left of a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet.
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Didn't Bart Simpson always tell people to eat his shorts?
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I'm self-reporting as a hall of fame NBA player.
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What do the animals do when ice comes falling from the sky?
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Probably best to leave off the mysterious breaker.
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There aren't any spoilers, unless you never saw Ex Machina.
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We're going deeper into the masala and solar generator rabbit holes.
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Two of my favorite things, Parle G and ginger and garlic paste.
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We've finished 60% of the loaves, and I say "we" lightly.
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We're stuffed with potatoes, and better for it.
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Full of Oreos and Gummy Worms babababay. All at once.
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For years, I didn't remember that Banff was a real place I had been.
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Go change your Xbox setting right away, if you care about sea turtles etc.
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One of the greatest evils ever discovered; numbers.
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Kasey got into some little morsels in the freezer.
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Kasey freakin over her little synthesizer right now, trying to figure out all the buttons.
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We also watched the second episode of HBOs The Baby.
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Why they don't just call it a tiller, I don't know.
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Kasey was picking sunflower seeds in the background.
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The wind was blowing, the scritch was scratching.
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Don't trust that little confuscious- looking fisherman!
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You really shouldn't have a big green lawn in Southern Utah.
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We got a massive delivery of almond caulk today as well.
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We got a carton of mozzarella balls, so big that they can't be lifted by one hand.
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We went to two store, two restaurants, and a movie today!
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The last two places we lived were both original state capitals, and today we visited a third.
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Went ahead and pulled an R-rated William Morris on this one.
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Imagine watching an hour, only for them not to find the ship that year.
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It's always good to think ahead about what more you can do!
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It's tricky to keep all the lights and switches straight.
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Maybe I should start doing lectures on passive remodels.
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Our December-March energy bill just went down $5.
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We also determined that running the sauna to 150° for an hour, uses roughly 2.2 kWh of electricity.
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The math preamble to some Cherry Pie Al a Mode Sour Ale.
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Blood money bribes make it hard to speak out against Sharia law!
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Glued to the screen, trying to get a glimpse of the Cybertruck's new design changes.
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We split hairs and ponder excess, but all for a good cause.
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In more ways than one, including a trip to Walmart.
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Annabelle is going to play with your toes as you sleep.
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That's right, on another planet underfunded on HBO.
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A healthy lifestyle is just a million little steps away.
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Don't you wish you had a little bunny in a three piece suit?
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Pickled carrots so good they'll make you want to smack chipotle mayonnaise on your wife's bald head.
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We've come so far in a car but now it's time to walk to Target.
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Paprika seems like it could be up there with Spirited Away as top-tier anime.
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How much of a bounty would you pay to recover 2 million dollars?
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Sometimes reality is much stranger than fiction.
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We did a double feature of Japanese classics, followed by a Mexican dunch.
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We learn the hard lessons, so that you don't have to.
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When it snows and melts inside of two hours, but you've got toilet bowls to scrub.
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Countless hours could have been saved, but now they might for others.
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A movie and Mexican restaurant experience, that everyone will only remember for looking like Dakota Johnson.
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Someone asked if we would recommend our scooters for his 30-mile commute today.
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It's genuinely difficult to picture a situation where people aren't running in circles after a currency that's becoming WORTH LESS.
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Simmered for hours over documentaries on sound occlusion.
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We are measuring the guest bathroom for a new rug or bath mat.
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Kasey swerved her car aggressively at a goose and instead spilled some hot sauce on her hat.
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Where would you even start making an 84mm shoulder-launched missile launcher?
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Quick trip to Target and the obligatory anime review.
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One topic we missed, was that the solar roof produced over 30KwH today, which is 50% more than the start of the month.
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Let's have a glass of water and try to find Attack on Titan Season 4 part 2.
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Thanks to presidents day... We aren't talking about this week's new episode of Oak Island.
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The first time we cooked mushrooms the right way.
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Brutal poodles, raiders, and two rottweilers locked in a car.
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We've seen our lowest solar production month of the winter, and our highest electricity usage month. Let's talk about the numbers.
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What does FDR's rubber boot have in common with Kung Fu Panda?
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We finally finished all the Evangelion movies. Time to start them all over again.
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In many ways Shinji from Evangelion is like Marco Pierre White, since they both had dad's that were bummers.
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A day of mysteries, none of which I could solve.
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Kasey's watch Euphoria in the background, if you hear something.
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2.0 + 1.0 cups of milk and cream: thrice you put fresh cracked pepper in the rebuild.
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Pickled red onions and lox coming up, double scoop baby.
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Please register for my online course, or the dean will take my binky away for goodsies.
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Gotta get my snow shoes on, we've got a delta of 60° and our PV session has expired.
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They drink a lot of beer on screen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
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What do spinach and 'self-driving' vehicles have in common?
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Cosmic brownies, refried beans, pepperoncini, and dolmas collide on this Monday holiday.
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Mail back to sender, for being too delicious haha.
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As in the roast of Sam, who served in the Army for some reason.
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We're reading off the charts levels of contradiction!
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There really is a smell and taste to Catalonia, I don't care what anyone says.
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Some would say to eat carrots, I might add white phosphorus.
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Some day there will be autonomous ice cream trucks on every block. You wait and see.
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I've been informed it was actually a Tombstone pizza.
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If you deleted everyone but the homeless and the billionaires from a graph of "average income," it probably wouldn't change the median income.
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We're still getting little bits of joy from the plum tree.
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When in doubt, double the sex appeal and add a banging intro theme.
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When life gives you yeast, add more cashew milk.
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Most importantly, you must make sure it's unbleached.
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A real person, made into an artificial intelligence, projected as a swarm of nano it's vs. an artificial intelligence, made into a real person, projected as a hologram.
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Finally finished Ridley Scott's rape-based masterpiece.
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Kasey made a good point about our entrees being like 15$ each and we hardly touched them... Oh well.
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The Microphones, Attack of the Show, and Boondocks.
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Well, not really much of a prince any more in truth.
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America is best known for its Italian cuisine and medical systems.
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I'd be empty if not for all these dinosaurs and waffles Kasey left me to eat.
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It takes a special kind of Subaru driver to drive through the snow to recycle.
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Have you seen a slasher film about a man with a snow shovel?
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Just look up, you can see it melting for yourself.
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We've hit the ceiling on Native American art books.
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If this show were a human baby, it would be bilingual by now.
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Ending the year not with a bang, but a whimper.
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The only thing worse than medieval france, is Adam Driver. Also, Kasey's reading Emily Ratajkowski's book, and if you look up that book of her nudes, it's like...banned, and sells for thousands of dollars.
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It's amazing what you'll spy, out of the corner of your little eye.
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What a regal spaniel and Jack Russel full of hatred.
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Complete with a stump-legged monster and everything!
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Kasey's chaffing because of how much we walked today. I thought she was too thin for that, but whatever.
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Our calves are sore from circumnavigating all of Barcelona.
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It's truly all ham and cheese here, you need to break it up with salad and hamburgers.
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Fml the older couple next to us said we ARE at the right gate.
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We lived like middle schoolers today, eating a balanced diet and doing math.
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Would you let her live in your attic in exchange for some juice?
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Their lead singer died, but then they replaced him with an even more popular singer. Or at least she thought.
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Some people have whole calendars based on their prescriptions.
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The basement ceiling is really coming along well.
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We successfully rented, put together, and then used a drywall lift today. Cause for celebrating.
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Don't come at me with those bumbling questions and chitter chatter!
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Break out those chopsticks because we're trash talking kwanza!
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Fill your heart with sandness, can't remember the other lyrics to the song...
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The Hungry Wolves were revealed today finally, I'll have to try and remember to describe them tomorrow.
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I'd be lying if I said we hadn't eyed a vintage Coleman camping stove.
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Not mentioned, were both a brioche-bunned egg sandwich and the crypto dip.
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Our company collects the olive pits from people's dirty dishes and the dumpsters behind Greek restaurants. We then take said pits, and plant them in low-income neighborhoods, to promote tree equity.
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Kasey's been terrible to people (not just me!) in their dreams lately. Maybe it's got something to do with the terrible Tarkov runs I've been doing.
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As in, truffle-seeking pigs. A satirical John Wick story.
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Pull up bringatrailer and look at those sick deals regarding right-hand drive imports.
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How could so many people be complacent in our mediocre culture?
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No walls are safe from scuffs, as long as you have a giant ladder laying about.
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I mean, clearly we don't decide what's the traditional Thanksgiving entree, but it should be a crockpot chicken.
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While five cups of freshly shredded cheese sit on the counter, two bandaids in her fingers, Kasey stirs away.
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Shouldn't have put this off for so long, since it was really satisfying. Well, maybe that's why it was satisfying...
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The Yung Lean documentary, with commentary, available at Vice's YouTube channel.
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Stop procrastinating and get yourself a metal plate on order.
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Since the moment I was born, jumped straight up and never been on by back again since.
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Wes Anderson would probably skim over the water problems we had today. Also I've started the poolish for some bread!
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In fairness, they were different meals. Charlie wouldn't understand.
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Now maybe Walmart won't cancel that pig Portnoy.
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After hearing about the Chinese government recommending their citizens stockpile food, we went and bought a five pound bag of rice.
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A Keanu Reeves movie you might not have heard of.
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To clean a garage, one must first clean their mind.
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Should you be entitled to the wealth of billionaires? Could you point fingers at people responsible for the mess the world is in?
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You need a certain CHARISMA, not typically found in made-for-tv Disney movie actors...
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One of the rolls Kasey developed was photos from our last visit to Savannah.
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Blue Chairs, I swear I'm addicted to Blue Chairs.
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Would you mix three-month-old Gatorade with Tito's vodka before drinking it? Kasey would!
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Alternatively, this episode could have been titled Smut Room Salad or Estate Sale Salad.
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We go full circle today, surprisingly, just like how we went full circle to every grocery store looking for malted barley syrup.
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This sort of thing happens all the time in Target.
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Step aside moccochinos, there's a new pumpkin spice in town.
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When adventure calls, we hop on the scooters and solve problems. (We did solve the problem btw)
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Is it possible to reprogram yourself? Would that just lead to a nihilist outlook?
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Kasey's trying to bid on a furniture auction right now, and some obnoxious boomer had set a "maximum bid."
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More like been a gram salad. How cold do you think you should let a house get before it's too cold?
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It used to be an ironing board, but now it's a table.
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Seriously, search for this preposterous breed standard. There's no telling why this reference was burned into my subconscious.
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Can't resist the urge to incorporate pickled red onion into every dish.
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Two kinds of pickles were made in the kitchen today, and then we took a scooter ride!
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Foeder, is how you spell this Vienna lager from 4 Noses Brewery.
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Go to the store, pick me up a jar of salsa, some cookie dough, and a bottle of Menage a Trois.
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It smells like chicken broth and vinegar in here.
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It's only 6.5%, but you better not forget to rinse it away.
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It would go over my head, but instead it went into my belly.
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Upon checking Kasey's progress with the light switch, she was frustrated as well.
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How long could you go hating the color of your own house, before just painting it already?
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Sonoran shrimp? Am I supposed to know what that means?
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When projects come together, it really feels nice. Hopefully this paneling finishes shortly.
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By this time tomorrow, you should have a hard rime finding our laundry!
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Both translucent, and also stuck in your teeth!
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Our annual tradition of going to Target to scout for Halloween decorations.
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It actually came with guacamole, which is not that common for a salad.
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You're dead, you're dead, you're dead...and Kasey also shaved my back today.
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We're really pursuing rose diminishing returns with this house project!
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Get out a pen and paper! It's only one question, so I hope you studied.
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Like a little hairy potterhead covered in cobwebs.
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Let slip the hounds of diplomacy, and sanctions!
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Don't feel the need to do things in other people's order!
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NPR is no longer a safe space, the walls have fallen!
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We finally did it, now grant us out Michelin Star.
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Special thanks to Kasey, for stopping what she was doing to find me the name of this salad.
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Or something like that, honestly, people need to speak slower.
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You would wait until after dinner to say anything too, wouldn't you?
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Tulum is a town full of fun vocab words, and not working plumbing.
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Are you allowed to fell your own trees if they fall into the street?
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One minute, we're all sexy raccoons. The next, we're all dead raccoons.
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The one major event, which I forgot to mention, was a small boy prolonging eye contact with me.
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They've brought back the politically charged tacos at Torchy's!
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That last 5% really makes a project soar (like my fingers).
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The check out guy at Walmart gave me his card today...
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Brunch and basic gentrification are what makes the world go round. Our tile saga continues.
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I saw a video today of a man riding a hoverboard drone over Time Square. That technology isn't going anywhere, and it's only getting cheaper.
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There's thunder in the distance, tile on the shower, and little raindrops on our Tesla roof.
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Would you assume a plumber would include the arm for a shower head in the setup of the shower?
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A little more indulgent than us health freaks are used to, but delicious.
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Tesla started working today! Take a listen to get the inside "scoop."
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Now our bathroom is half orange, and we probably need to learn to dry-pack.
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What a fabulous trip to HD we had today. Bang Bang
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Because of the radish, and celery salt of course. We received the biggest shipment of our lives today.
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Because we did a great job cleaning the garage today.
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Kasey's Leaf would cost 6.50$ to charge on-peak during the Summer, and 1.68$ to charge off-peak in the Winter. That's for ~80 miles of range.
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Not to be confused with CBD, this episode is mostly about my anxiety and excitement about the solar array.
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After all this time, we can look ourselves in the brightly-lit vanity mirror.
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Send in your drama headshots, because we're picking America's next hotest star.
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Someone's not getting enough nutrients in their diet.
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We've got totally natural ring-lights in our iris, all from this novel Ikea purchase.
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It gets bigger on the inside. That is to say, our guest bath is a grower, not a shower.
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These critters are just waiting in the weeds for us to show weakness.
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The openness of these enchiladas is killing me, but the austerity of salads....
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The world won't end with a bang, but with a crunchy.
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At least you know I won't be going on a massacre!
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How did we get here? Hands covered in blood, egg yolks in our pickle scraps.
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Or pickled cucumber salad from the Northeastern Roman Empire.
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If you can't take the heat, get out of the computer lab!
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Egg sal- sandwich, so drowsy...can't go...on much...
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Like the pizza, but with more fat Brendan Fraser, which is deeply upsetting.
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Not two, but three, sausage come together in this culinary adventure. We spray down the house, and everyone is getting soaked.
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Winner takes all, in this dangerous game of cat and mouse! A deer passed right in front of us in the trail today.
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At least four projects started or stopped today. Real touch and go sort of mood.
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Don't forget to bring your sunscreen, or you might get all blotchy like....
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Connecting the dots of chocolate chip and strawberry, because someone's got to do it.
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The greenest of all greens, a Boomer's raging envy.
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Summed up by sexy art students in big bright rooms with creaking floors.
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Today's story was about tots for me, and tile for Kasey.
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Weirdly, not a single Chinese person around here today.
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How do fish get up to 9,000 feet above sea level?
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Were we lucky to escape with our lives? 75 ¢ cones from culty drunk drivers.
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Some day they'll make a phone with two-screens and a Pokedex design language.
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What are they doing up there in New England, that slaw could also be known as "New England Salad"?
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Hot, wet, and almost vegan except for the cheese and the Stokes green Chile with pork.
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4 oz. of the finest Finland has to offer, and a meatless Stouffer lasagna.
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Shorty waves back in the office babay! White paint party!
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What's a step to a shelf? What's a shelf to a ledge?
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Renegades until the very end. (Orange Chicken Salad)
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A culinary adventure into spring allergy season.
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Cumin, the most sensual of spices. Tight-fitting for some meaty tabletop recollection.
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Can't you just make a sugar cookie and add maple extract into it? Why are recipes always trying to be for four dozen cookies?
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What do we do? We rode scooters, eat salads, and fuuuuuu
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The first time I've had an app default to Chinese. It won't be the last.
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The most epic adventure this side of the Mississippi.
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How she got such little jars but such big pickles?
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Along a trail of tears he did drive, Subaru on empty.
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Plumber's crack on blowing in a nice spring breeze.
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How much Credence do we give anonymous tips on the internet?
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I'm trying to remember how to spell escutcheon without autocorrect.
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Everything on a bagel today, even a nail to the head.
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The topic of today's show is moisture, or rather...humidity.
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Not quite a species, but at least they care for their young!
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Do you remember that movie? What kind of dressing would have to go on a salad for it to be monsterous?
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It does feel like Beetlejuice in here some times.
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America's Cheeseburger Test-Kitchen, coming to you live it's Monday evening!
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Remember that rapper 21 Savage, who claimed to be from Atlanta, but was actually from the United Kingdom?
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When I grow up, I'm going to be a vampire hunter.
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Nestled between a trio of trees, in a field of dandelions and rabbits, a fire pit was born.
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If all your workers dropped dead, how long until you've got doors flying out the...door?
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Delivery day my babies, the time for clean dishes and fun foods are amongst us!
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I forgot to mention how I bit the inside of my cheek, and now an commiserating with Kasey on a whole new level.
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I'm actively waiting for these bunnies to come parading out of their home.
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Lead me straight to your nest, I need to meet the babies.
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It's going to be a quick one, especially if you don't have strong bones.
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A dish best served from the back of the fridge.
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Haunted public restrooms and mysterious coal stoves.
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Kasey posed like a mountain lion behind a bush today. Frightful!
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Some day we'll have enough time to sleep in after sleepovers.
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We've been talking to a couple of people who sleep walk lately.
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They can't pull me away from my work! Not even for a single day!
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Wash your hands in the snow, but avoid the yellow bits!
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Pump it baby! To the moon! Woof woof! (Or, how Matt owes me $2,000)
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Stuffed, or filled. Either way, I'm made fun of every time I say it.
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Because they aren't knobs? Well, they are pulls, to say the least.
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On a separate note, we had a very nice conversation with out other neighbors about them redoing their driveway.
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Taking it easy after a long haul on the open road, one doritos after another.
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Right in between your legs and up into your stomach.
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A lot of maple, pizza, bathroom, cabinet, etc. All över Lettuce.
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Not just because my meatloaf came with a side salad, but also because of a completely unrelated built-in.
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Would you rather have had the fried green tomatoes?
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Scurrying up your legs, and right into your ears.
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It's from the same poor deer as yesterday's salad.
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These dino be finna dropp something tasty, or bussin.
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The slice of cheese is usually extra, but we'll make an exception for you.
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How much would you pay for your child to plough my garden?
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The first thing my mind goes to when I try to verbalize a bucket of pasta.
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Like a Home Depot, but from another dimension...where everyone is so tired.
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You keep stroking me good like that and imma pop in your eye ;)
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What's going on with these freight companies lately?!
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Somewhat swampy, because of all the things that went into it.
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Low miles, original paint, and a trunk full of recycling.
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Stabby Stabby then melty melts. The perfect crime.
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We've done all the manual labor you could possibly imagine, now all that's left is chill.
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So smart and balanced. These lights are really coming together.
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Specifically, Chinese. Got my three-way back in business today.
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I could imagine ways you would feel more wobbly.
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Must be at least as large as a dinner plate, but not by much.
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Premixed, so you don't have to talk to ANYBODY.
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When you've got three at another home, and don't want to buy another out of principal!
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It's amazing how much a tiny little wrist can help you accomplish.
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Return to the filthy mall from whence you came!
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It smells like a chemical fire in here...which makes sense.
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Fattoush, Steel, and Orbiez all make a surprise appearance in this episode. Today may have been the record for times the doorbell was rang.
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Not one giant leap, but several small steps forward.
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The reason why I'm healthy, and also out of breath.
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Planes, trans, and automobiles. Now all we need is a drawer full of imported cold-medicine.
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You blaze homie it be 420 somewhere lol! (It's actually 4:18 as I write this.)
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Moving to Colorado and starting strange experiments involving snow and electricity.
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Because there were two salads today, and we put up some paneling. Serious wood: how i lost my beloved pocket knife!
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We've been brushing out teeth fireside, all day long.
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Backdrafts and dackbafts, all sorts of things were backwards in the 70s.
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Not to be confused with Toe Salad, or it's more well-known variant...Stubbed-Toe Salad.
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Not to be confused with polished-chrome, of course.
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There's a clear hierarchy in the world of tool ownership, and we're climbing in up!
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This has been a high-cal day, brought to you by crock, anxiety eating, and FocoDoco.
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That feeling when you get cornered by a bunch of dwarves in a dark alley.
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Wild Hunt: The Mechanical Room Insulation 3 - Bagel of the Year Edition
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Such a foamy and busy day, barely had any time to make bagels from scratch for our lunch.
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You wouldn't want to be called Tubby, would you?
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Someone else has more of a reason to be frustrated than you!
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Okay, now we can talk for real about money moves.
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A tumultuous day, with sights ultimately set on the moon.
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The ins-and-outs of all your homes hidden bits.
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We're moving onto more forgiving materials, whatever that means.
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One of those big-deal delivery days, with so many power-tailgates that you get numb to it.
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Premium solutions, falling straight into your lap.
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Slide on into my vhs movie world history of Robin Williams movies.
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Imagine ruining dozens of children's days, all for your own amusement.
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I'm mid-montage of becoming a bakery GOD, and you're experiencing it real time.
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Now it's time to make some tea, and relax! Ahh.
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3.14 inches. Is that going to be enough, or nah?
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We found the secret formulas, and applied them liberally.
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It's an interesting design choice, to have nipples with clothing...but not without.
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Big back order coming our way, sleepy as we are.
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With all these electronic features, what happens when the power goes out?
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Less soupy, and more salad. Now that my legs aren't asleep, I can get more!
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Like other religious texts, except with pictures and text going from right to left.
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Like the people, who settled South Africa...except spelt differently.
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There's going to be a price paid, I tell you what!
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Service dogs, military boarding, mildew babies stinking up the room... Glad to be home.
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Airbnb driers always take at least two cycles to get your clothes ready for wearing.
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Fondizzle my pizzle! What an eventful Christmas Eve.
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All these years later, and Kasey still can't figure out how a shower works.
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I hope this thing goes out soon so I can get in bed.
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I hear bangos, or maybe those are just my bangs.
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No crying over split milk! We get words crossed today.
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Our newest acquisitions might interest you. Least of all, our KFC fire log.
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When life gives you vegetable entrees, reorganize them into a salad!
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A real exhausting feat of ladder folding and placement.
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Bathroom Troubles Salad was the working title for this tile episode!
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Two-Inch white tiles, from floor to ceiling. Hot chicken, honey butter, and a clean chimney.
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Check both directions and then full speed ahead!
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Destructive and productive. Meatless...but with cheese.
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A once in a lifetime opportunity; too much cheese.
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Texas barbeque, is it as good as Kasey claims? Yeah, often times it is.
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This episode could have also been called sander salad or dusty salad, but Skrugh is much better.
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I've got the friendly painter's ladder as collateral.
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Yuri loved reminding me that I hadn't, as an American, lived through a holocaust.
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Walking a fine line between Indian restaurant and... not Indian restaurant.
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How should we celebrate the conclusion of such a productive week? Coffee.
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We had some construction troubleshooting, but in the end, today was the biggest day for the house yet.
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What would an exciting day be without a couple separate confrontations?
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The reno continues this week, but first we have to break just a couple of things off the wall.
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This episode isn't all about models and projections of energy use, but it mostly is.
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Let's poke our head in the room and see what we find!
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The story of a desk that seems too good to be true.
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Kasey is a master of ancient Chinese spy cooking. Leave it to her, and Trader Jo-san so get a good dinner together.
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How much would you guess it takes to paint a house? Maybe you'd be surprised.
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It's a first for this type of salad, but not a first for us knocking out walls.
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I cracked my phone before recording this and just noticed.
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Are you a member of the electoral college? If so, congratulations, because your vote matters! Please, don't start riots.
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Just a regular spooky salad, but with an offensive fake speech impediment.
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We ordered a pork weiner-whistle at dinner tonight LOL!
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We found some fossils, and evidence of a prehistoric 2/$9 sale at Target.
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The name says it all, today I took down some paneling and discovered the source of our spider curse.
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We've been snacking, tying up loose ends, and using yard sticks to measure snow.
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We don't talk about Naruto in this episode, sadly. Instead we talk about "snow mold" and Ye.
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What's the difference between a cinematographer and a director of photography?
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This episode is packed full of vitamins, critique of Hulu's Hellstrom, and references to Roy G. Biv.
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Sometimes you just feel like you could be competitive in a game show competitive, even as a total amateur.
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Every day these homes be getting smarter and smarter.
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Please reserve as described in this announcement, starting with salad.
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Little Shrimp in an influential pond. It's delicious, but it will also bare a big responsibility.
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Yes, there were carrots. No, that's not at all the point. This episode is about Epcot.
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No bureaucratic nonsense for you today, only taking care of business, grinders to the floor.
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Today Autumn come thru with maple coffee and all the leaves blowing off the trees.
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Some days are healthy, other days you binge so much.... It could kill you!
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Do we eat Mexican street corn as a small token of our wider multicultural ideologies?
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If you enjoy the smell of glue and solvents, the inside of our house would be a real paradiso for you.
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A real taste of the South. On today we talk about going to a tile showroom, and starting an AC v. KC civil war!
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This podcast makes a great escape from those after-dinner social pressures. Just sneak away to record.
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What a quirky assortment of characters in Wilderpeople.
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With rungs as filthy as this, who can be blamed for not wanting to climb all the way to the top?
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Many nights I've fallen to sleep, watching Aubrey Plaza play a nun in Little Hours.
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We watched Sleepy Hollow and ate Kasey's plum pie.
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At least one animal is harmed during the making of this episode.
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Sustainable futures aren't won in a series of sprints, but a sequence of marathons.
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Wow, these presidential debates really inspire one to get out and vote. It's been years since the last time I had olive garden.
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There are 4 categories, each with two possible letters as choices. See if you can deduce which one has an easier time barely getting their hands dirty.
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With a nose full of rockwool, it's the eve of our hvac big-day.
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There's no telling why we don't do the things we don't do. For instance, why would someone grow so far away from their favorite media, in such a delicate time?
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Are we all just people of Walmart, waiting to happen?
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All those chores make a big, strong, hungry boy at the end of the day. Our pod arrived today, mostly in tact.
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It's the dawn of a new era. Our new vegetable production gardens will output 7X the amount of zucchini. We're calling them, "Teragardens."
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Our friend Jenna plans to dress as a sexy librarian for Halloween. As far as I can tell, she will just lower her glasses below the bridge of her nose, and hopefully not wear a mask.
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Come for some bargains, maybe the thrill of a haggle. End up being followed home, all the way up your apartment steps and into your bedroom.
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Ensalada Supremos, ya boi finna be the first ever gender-queer justice! All the rights, none of the nonsense... for life.
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The competitors in the Eco-Race know nothing of true exhaustion. Also, I should have probably talked about how I "nope'd" out of an altercation with a bazillion moths earlier tonight.
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It finally happened, the situation came knocking at our door. Luckily, ya boi eat enough veg, and it lasted only a half hour.
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See if you can tell when I take a deep swig of water from Matt's Far Side mug. This salad marks the offset towards a new frontier!
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We are packing in the middle of the night, leaving town in a hurry.
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Idioms can be confusing for non-native speakers of a language. Let's just say that tomorrow, I'm going to try and use several of complicated devices.
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With everything going on in the world, it's high time we band our most distasteful tastes together and preserve.
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You better watch your children... or someone else will.
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It's September, and I threw a real snow ball at least twice today. What do you make of that?
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You're sitting in a cell, suddenly a platform of vegetables lowers down from the ceiling. You can eat as much as you want, because salad is healthy. We found the blueprints on a shelf with wrapping paper.
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First there was the Boston Massacre, next the Nuremberg trial, finally... the Simpson murder trail. What's next, the Obama trial?!
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Never have I seen such a dreary weather forecast. Hazy smoke, masked frogs, and an enormous collection of boxes.
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Watch a musical from the early days of talkie movies!
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So many books, not enough boxes! If anyone is interested in women's lib books, lemme know!
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Censorship is bad, every baby knows this to be true. In that case, why do these corporate boards continue to alienate the educated babies of the world? Perhaps it's just to placate the ignorant elderly masses.
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What was the little cat thinking when it first was strapped to it's owner? To think, how far it's come.
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Trading cards, videogames, you know what I'm all about. Today we had highs, we had lows, and we appraised some Blue-Eyes White Dragons.
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Almost the same as Fentanyl salad, but who am I to say.
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Was it happy hour? Did we have enough players to save Sonic and his friends?
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How much land does a growing boy need to scrounge so veggies together for a sustainable dinner?
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Even if you're extremely active and outdoorsy, you can find time between adventures to enjoy a bowl of vegetables. Occasionally those bowls are more retro than others.
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It's the stroke of midnight and I'm trapped in a bathroom in Tennessee! Don't worry, I'm safe.
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Naps are also an extremely healthy lifestyle adjustment. If you've gone done the salad path, and the mask route, why not take a little adventure down nap promenade?
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All you little daredevils better buckle up because I'm in a hotel room watching the CEO of Dish "group" make menacing eye contact.
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I've been making little nests out of forbidden Tudor texts in an attic near you! Tomorrow, your goal is to eat SIX SALADS!
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We're going to save every single Maldives, one at a time! Also, we will Ace your next geography exam, no matter what the haters say!
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We've been having internet troubles! But salads are being eaten every day!
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The newest location of a local chain usually has the best that the company can offer. Always worth a checksie when you're in the neighborhood.
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So many colors! Peter's Friends now streaming on Amazon Prime.
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We've been packing and Mari Kondo'ing our belongings. When we have so many fine hand gadgets, it's hard to decide what to toss and what to pass on to future generations.
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We really think about a pilot episode for a show called "Local Chains" on a regular basis.
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We have a health halo, so we don't need to patronize you by pretending to care about anybody. It won't hurt to have solar hehe
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Brighter Day, Collins Quarter, Foxy Loxy, and The Grey... all in one weekend. Now we will have to fly to have our favorite restaurants again!
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The pros of Savannah are really spelt out in the man on the street salad episode. Multiple guests show up!
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Today we sat and watched a particularly somber musical performance. I don't like being pessimistic, and sometimes observing a sad sight makes you seem mean spirited, but so it goes.
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Chile Relleno and Fajita bowl, but in the dark. Come for the vegetables, and stay for the Tasty Cakes outlet.
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Today marks a huge milestone towards my going carbon neutral! Like Switzerland.
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We hunkered down for a classic gyro salad, then got hiccups from an Athena beer of Creature Comforts.
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Connected on Netflix the episode on dust is truly nuts.
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Limited regional fast-food restaurants are a huge push and pull factor for millennials. I'm trying to work into that Rasing Canes and Qdoba life.
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Let's talk about the suspension of disbelief in some of our favorite television epics.
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Get your Dyson ready boys, we're getting in some trouble with OUR dirty minds.
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Pity party starts here and ends with anime viewing parties.
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Today we ripped up many square feet of carpet. The takeaway; don't ever think about having carpet installed, it's gross.
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Couldn't break a streak, like the one we have going! Stay busy friends!
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With celery! One thing I forgot to mention in this episode's audio, is how I fixed an old desk with shims and gorilla glue.
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We learned that a car has a flat fee of 9.50 at the dump. That's outrageous, because back in my day they weighed you and charged accordingly.
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This little salad comes on hot after a long traveling day.
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What's the most reasonable luxury kitchen appliance package you could justify?
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Do orange and poppy seed pair well with artichoke and garbanzo beans? The entanglement of these ingredients may be made to last.
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HR is the means by which corporations disguise their gestapo. These secret police are rotten to the core, and are working against your best interests.
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Starting from this episode, Eating Salads 200, we will have all episodes from 1 - 199 on an archive page. Going forward, you will still be able to find current episodes at austincrosby.org/eatingsalads. It will just load faster.
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The newest international standard of salad making. It will make you that much more comfortable and it's investing in sustainability for future generations.
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When you're in need of some sleep, the most low-key vibe to relax too is anime.
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Send me $1,000 in Bitcoin, the I'll send you$2,000 back! I'm feeling generous.
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This episode is very AMERICAN. It's electric, fast, and getting ready to shoot.
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Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood has been pretty chill. This week we talk about punching above your weight class.
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What would you do if you drove by a gas-station party at peak pandemic? Call the secret police?
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Look up Benedict Cumberbatch commencement speech, and tell me that's not the cringiest thing you've ever seen.
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The wine from Sideways was a zinfandel, now that I think about it longer.
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For such a famous, honorable, and meritorious ale, I'm surprised I've never heard of Narragansett.
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I would do anything for another few hours with Biscuit.
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Real talk, go try the Dairy Queen Frosted Animal Cookie Blizzard, but eat a salad too.
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5 Camaro, 9 beer, 2 bowls, and the worst thing you cna be is an oblivious loud guy.
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NEVS Sanbo will be carting around the Stockholm folk come next year. It's exciting, and Chinese owned.
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Third-Wave coffee came and went and I just figured out how to French press.
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You're a cashier, a big-muscle bald man comes in and takes a salmon patty without paying. Here's the trick, you're actually a robot.
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"While the rule on hate protects such groups, it does not protect all groups or all forms of identity. For example, the rule does not protect groups of people who are in the majority or people who promote such attacks of hate." - Reddit
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The second most overlooked territory. How would the founding fathers have felt about that?
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It's about time you innovate or die! In this case we talk about our fave beer that made a hard seltzer.
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There are a couple of GIGANTIC hidden benefits of losing weight. We talking about that big-pp energy.
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Mini review of Uncut - Gems plus a very suitable adult version of nuggets and honey mustard.
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@haroldisfasting on TikTok. We discuss some of the absurd trends on the platform, and one that's interesting but the total opposite of what I'm doing.
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This one's all about that Vietnam vibe! We talk about the classics and how I became oriented with the ways of Pho.
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History repeats itself, as do I, when I see a sausage topped salad and make moves on it.
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The way the ranch complements the crisp Italian blend, reminds you of the billboard you saw off highway 675 over the Laotian temple.
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Also the tale of two urban cities. Shout out Parle-G, you wild girl!
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Happy baby talks about how he dromt of cigarettes while walking around.
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Today we discuss the police walkout in Atlanta and the string of cancellations surrounding various allusions to the Antebellum era.
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We try some basic math today and also some ignoring annoying noises exercises.
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Hope you all are doing well! Don't get too focused on what you can't help!
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Every once an a while you see a TikTok video, so cringe, that it reminds you of the last tie you saw a dead body. I've also started wearing shorts occasionally.
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Today has been a dangerous and stanky day. On one hand, our friend's car was crushed, on another, I tried to feed a raven.
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Autonomous zones and Seattle vs. Colorado weed stores.
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I dag vi lärde oss att camarones i svenska är heter räka. Jag ät glass öcksa.
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Today we get worked up and then over analize why that might be.
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I'm a weeb, and i'm now addicted to Dorohedoro. It's sweet, and streaming on Netflix.
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What's more American than beer, brats, and evoking the constitution? Alligators.
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Fish Salad with a dash of thought experiment. Listen along, maybe bring a pen and paper? Don't worry if not!
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Perhaps these drowsy late-night ramblings will become the default weekend format. Tonight's episode took place even later than Saturday's.
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NO EXCUSES. We get a salad in every day. Even on the playful days with beer and cheeseburgers.
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Today we hear the story of a very sad girl, who would have all the fast-food workers replaced by robots. If only they could have served her, then a compromise would have been likely.
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If you cancel plans but then keep bringing up how great they could've been, what you playing at?
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All the super foods combine with helicopters overhead. If it's marshall law, then i'm going out with a sald.
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Kasey had an installation go up today, and we celebrated with Wendy's breakfast. THat's all good though, because afterwards we had a big bowl of veg!
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What is quinoa? Does it come from Kosovo? Probably.
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Some people are so low-brow that they don't even know what tie-die is.
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Congratulations SpaceX and NASA! John Mcafee is on PKA and he should've been president.
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What an elegant fish and Nando style salad for a crazy day. Will these race-riots ever go away?
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SpaceX should launch their crewed Dragon today, marking the history of space travel. On the other hand, I'm constantly dealing with computer problems that belong in the previous decade.
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If you don't start eating salads now, the doctors won't be able to help you in the future. Nobody wants the slow agonizing torture of dialysis.
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Think to yourself, what would a dog do if it were me? Then, adjust that behavior to include a salad.
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We shot two videos today for you people to look forward to. One was the grocery store Ben and Gary's showdown, the other was a cooking video of the Guilt-free Crunchwrap supreme. I would love to encourage you to stop supporting wage-slavery, and instead to donate to the Sea Otter Foundation & Trust!
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Check out Angry Ram on Youtube, he's a wild New zealander living off-grid with a laundry machine generating all of his power.
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Today the salad is simply splendid. We talk about UC's $126 billion funny money fund, and the Bloomberg report on electric vehicle outlook. This is as in depth as Eating Salads gets, enjoy!
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Sir, I'm going to have to stop you right there, the contents of your cart are, frankly, inappropriate. We also talk about the chances of me getting Dupuytren's contracture.
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Trader Joe's, if you're reading this we can team up and I will be like your version of Jared Fogle from Subway!
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Today we hear the story of how a little boy was told anchovies were weird, but against all odds persevered and tried them for himself.
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Donut shops should stay opened later since they obviously aren't serving breakfast, but fika. Also we talk about Youtuber Bald & Bankrupt, who doesn't travel anywhere as scary as downtown Atlanta, but does go to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries and ex-Soviet villages.
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Almost didn't get this one in before midnight! I got a new sippy cup today at Target and after eating this salad we went and drank a growler of beer in the park! Watch Hunting Hitler on History Channel!
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I love air room saturated with bleach fumes, and my favorite chemical is windex. It may all be because of a Japanese Ladybug infestation.
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I was bigger than I a now in elementary school. Apparently it would only take 2200 calories a day to maintain this weight, but I've been eating about 1200, oops!
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Explain to me how one goes about licking a boot while wearing a facemask? It's almost like the obese people in the grocery store don't know anything about health or hygiene. If only one could eat a salad with a pitchfork.
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I feel much better after this salad, even though giant bowls of raw broccoli aren't my favorite. Today I tried the salt beverage that Jack Dorsey likes so much.
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"Are you Drunk?!" "What?" "I'm asking the questions here!"
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For mother's day we watched planes and showed my parents a bunch of foreign groceries it was nice. Also I had a Black & Blue salad with a very perfectly sliced and boiled egg.
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This one tapped me out tbh but it's honestly so guilt free that i'm happy for it.
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Some day we will all be part of one giant neuralnet and I won't have to find words to describe the smell from this salad.
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No Guilt meets all the toppings on this salad comprised of Cinco De Mayo Leftovers. Dailys pouch margarita tastes like lemon-lime Gatorade and is FOUL.
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Happy holidays everybody! Congratulations and please be safe! Try Siete cashew-queso please!
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Tantalizing Morsels and Cake Motorcycles, who would've thought?
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How to wash your hands and alienate sentient humans. Blue Agave Sriracha makes its debut!
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Buckwheat may be my least favorite alternative food. Today I saw a suspicious guy with a gun, but he was the only one not wearing a mask. Finally, we crossed and Indiana Jones evoquing bridge.
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Season 5 premiere tell your friends! We talk about what I would say to a smart-aleck doctor if he asked if I eat healthy.
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What a timeless treat, speaking of which, you see that Oak Island finale?
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This is the most i've cried on an episode yet. Also, where does water chestnut come from? Bali?
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We talk Ricky Gervais over a bowl of warm veg and korv. Check it out!
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Feel it coursing through your veins! The whole grains, with their unlimited power!
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Note: This episode has no audible whistling. We talk about tipping. I take a real nice sip of water.
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Take a walk on the wild side with this twisted wasabi ranch baby!
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The ancient imagineers invented this salad, long before the days of guac.
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None of the activities described in this episode should be attempted by listeners at home...unless they love DANGER!
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Breakfast, my personal melancholic meal, doesn't have to be so sad.
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What is a condiment, and how can it tastefully be combined with another condiment?
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Happy holidays everybody, check out this splendid salad featuring some fishless-stick stick.
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A new day has dawned, and with is an exciting era is upon us. We bring to this time, DIPS.
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You've heard of riced-rice, but how about this?!
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Trump Bux came thru so daddy went hard on that sushi aisle!
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We review some fantastic animal content from the world wide NET!
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Today we eat a magical combination of mushrooms and talk about my reintroduction into the wild... world of Twitter.
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Today we talk about horns that go toot, solve the flushable mystery, and the Fujica 690.
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There's a storm a brewin' and daddy went out for milk seven hours ago.
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Today's episode features the mystery of a redundant sticker.
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Get the scoop early on this sweet potato adorned bowl of iceberg lettuce.
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Tuna & Potato make nice on this spinach salad. We talk about Oak Island and Pi-Hole.
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Put your blue thinking cap on and try to solve a mystery with me today. What happened to all the TP?
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Forget cheat days, instead try cheat meals. Not that this is a cheat meal...just saying.
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We watched a turtle from the bank of a river today! There were so many people out!
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Contactless pay, free deliveries, hotels for the homeless, and you musn't forget about THE BEES!
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I've started a very serious educational Tik Tok channel called PagingDrPooti, and you should check it out.
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Time to clear those sinuses of your with some harissa, zhoug, and jalapeno! People at TJ's be wild.
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This wacky cousin of vegan chili gets atop my salad, then fuels a bit of a rant. I think it's somewhat fitting to eat a food of Native American descent while talking about social distancing.
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This spicy boy brings me down memory lane. It also makes my nose run, but you'll have to deal with that.
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It really should be called, better tofu. This salad didn't leave me feeling as well as it could have.
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This hearty bowl filled me right up. It may as well have some Taco Bell sauce on top of it...
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Lemon in the same sense as a used Pontiac that won't start the day after you bought it cash.
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These are a perfect example of patties that should have been balls instead. Today you could play with the 120fps camera on your phone!
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I drank a strawberry margarita in a car while it drove by children before recording this. That should be the new normal.
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Elon,
You are cordially invited to accompany me and my family on our trip to Amsterdam. We will talk, see the canals, and drink coffee.
R.S.V.P.
-Austin
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This episode could have been in Bean Week... but instead we talk HBO shows and a train guest stars.
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Perhaps the first side with a salad featured on the show. This one is all about confinement, and reconciling your snacks and expectations...also gulags.
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It's the final day of bean week! However, instead of celebrating like a good boy, I've been inconvenienced by a short circuit in my wall.
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Please support local business by picking up some healthy takeout. Some people have very little to live for!
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Day FIVE of bean week sees the comparing of two bean patties as well as a fresh Yemeni condiment.
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Day four of bean week has arrived, and luckily it didn't get so hot it started a fire! The Pinto Habanero patty from Engine 2 is firehouse themed. We catch up on HBO.
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What a majestic and cosmopolitan combination of jarred and canned goods!
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We try new things for day two of bean week! It gets SPICY!
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We're kicking off bean week with a chooo chooo! Let's see how healthy we can be with our canned-goods.
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Soy-based chorizo and cabbage-based sriracha shake hands and infect my mouth on today's salad.
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There were so many people out and about today! That combined with this lovely weather, what a beautiful time to be healthy!
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Today was a day full of panic eating copious amounts of vegetables until the end of the world. ft. Tony's Slave Free Chocolate.
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A post-briefing on the state of the MARKETS. I'm feeling DIS 120c 3/10/21 but also DIS 85p 3/20/20 hbu?
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Almost a Jamaican casserole, but fully Jamaican-me-hungry just thinking about it.
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Everything in this bowl was very uniformly cut, much like the days on a calendar. Speaking of calendars, this podcast works surprisingly well as a personal calendar.
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These random assorted vegetables are actually the lyrics to an unreleased song. A song that I wrote the lyrics to.
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One could be forgiven for eating a mono diet of eggs. It's not easy, like this salad, which I would consider a intermediate difficulty salad.
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The competitive world of vegetables; a large-family-sized portion, for one little piggy. All the piggy has to do...beat the clock.
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This day's post-salad episode gives me a "halo," in that it distracts from the McFillet-o-fish I ate this morning.
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We talk about Morgan Spurlock's new doc over an ethically compromised salad made from Walmart ingredients. I'm still digesting this one.
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Are mushrooms the perfect food? Today's salad features portobello and mushroom sesame dressing, that's why I ask.
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A quick look back on the last couple months of salad, and the main takeaways.
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If you ordered surprise salad off of a restaurant menu, and this was brought out...would you be happy?
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Would you do what I did on that fateful night in a Cuban restaurant in Savannah? Should I be scared of Hep C.?
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Honestly, should glow in the dark, and I hope scientists make that their first priority when they hear this.
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Exciting developments in the world of Eating Salads. We may or may not be able to disclose at this time improvements in vitamin technology.
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Kroger Co. offers up this rare urban delicacy. It's honestly not that spicy, or healthy, or even crab for that matter.
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No reason the most passable meal of the day can't be podcasted! We dig in for a quick fruit and nut medley!
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This one may strike you as not so much a salad, but that's wasn't what I set out to accomplish. Does my intent constitute a salad?
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Today we do a post-salad recording of Little Rey's amazing La Superica salad. Two open-houses later and lunch is at 4 o'clock. Enjoy.
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Today we did a spite-bang-bang with halal guys (two thumbs down) and Bojangles (THREE THUMBS UP). It was something like a dolphin cruise.
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I swear I can't leave Wholefoods without some kind of special treat.
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Somewhere, in a galaxy closer than you might think, smoking is allowed indoors...and salads get 'et with spoons (skedar i svenska)!
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On our longest episode to date, the case is made for slow progress. You can't make lemonade without smashing a few skulls (of people who eat overnight oats)!
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Hold my hand and help me get thru this sweet beast of a salad. I also eat my words.
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Imagine a mixture of pico and tabouleh, and then add my sweet little chewing sounds and fun observations. If you worked at Publix would you pity me?
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These mysterious little balls sure taste fine. Some salads getting to go, they're a larger portion.
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Today is no yesterday, in terms of salad lunches. We do however have a very cool beer to drink. Imagine a show where I drink beers instead of eating vegetables.
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Have you been craving some nachos, but don't want to feel like a guilty little piggy? Well.. oink-oink, we have your solution! Today we make a dairy-and-meat-free nacho salad. It was actually so good I would gladly eat my way out (or through?) a trough of it.
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An on-the-go traffic and scooting chairs themed episode. What would Gordon Ramsay say if a restaurant worker was loudly scraping concrete with metal chairs repeatedly? I can only imagine.
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One does not simply walk into Target...without thinking about junk food. It's pretty surprising that they haven't rebranded as a supermarket/health food store, because you can't buy an Xbox at Wholefoods.
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Just go ahead and try and guess the spelling of the Greek word for these delicious stuffed grape leaves. They're also suspiciously expensive if you think about them compared to say...tamales.
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Some time you take a bite of a big tomato, and think to yourself, "what have I signed up for?" Today that happened. Thankfully, all that was signed up for was a nice big salad.
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An exciting first for Eating Salads today! Probably not in the way you're thinking... Please, enjoy.
-The Eating Salads Team
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The title says it all. Bring a big tall glass of water, because this one will make your head feel tight. IDK, maybe you're a pro at making falafel, and I'm just a fool.
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We talk that big game while exhausting ourselves on a rainy day. So many bites, so much kale. At least now I can say I've tried Yellow Tarka Dal.
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Trader Joe's (TJ's) new meat replacement competitor enters the stage. ROY G. BIV on the corner opposite him. Can we write a haiku about this vegetable mashup?
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Today I read some dramatic excerpts from a mysterious publication while trying to ignore distractions.
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The leftover vegetables in the fridge band together and assault some salmon patty from the freeze. We talk about Curb Your Enthusiasm and conflict.
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On this extra special day, we eat a Trader Joe's corn mix atop a bed of spinach. We also talk microphones!
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Happy Saturday! Here is a homemade salad compliments of the chef. Season 2 begins!
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This filling thick daddy of a salad gets up in me today. However exposed to Indian cuisine you are, give it a listen and do some experimenting of your own.
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A special on-the-go episode today. Sound quality is hopefully made up for in subject quality. We weigh the benefits of Tasty Cakes and Honey Buns to expensive groceries, because poverty eating it totally a thing.
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We try an new chicken product, which makes this salad a spicy cauliflower themed lunch. How long could we keep this up after a pandemic or zombie outbreak?
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On this special episode of Eating Salads, we look back at how far we've come. Some points get clarified, and themes get explained. Perhaps this is the glance behind the candelabrum you've been waiting for.
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An adjustment from yesterday's salad; this episode we talk about food waste and random acts of sustainability.
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This salad gets me all hot and bothered, which in turn reminds me of an eccentric Japanese inventor. How would Dr. Nakamatsu think of these Raspberry Pi Gameboys?
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Old meets new, especially in Japanese exports. Gameboys be getting new IPS screens, anime supercuts that run almost eight hours adorn the Youtube algorithm. Yet, somehow...Greece is all about salads.
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We take-out a fantastic salad from Recess today, and talk about Linus Tech Tips and how personally attached we become to our Youtube subscriptions.
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By this point, we've all likely tried meat-replacement patties. If you haven't, check them out! They work well atop rice or salads, so that you don't have to weigh them against other cheeseburgers. On this episode we talk about the new Roman Polanski film, "Based On A True Story."
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Mommy left me to fend for myself today. That means this salad was photographed and created by someone who actually eats olives! Let's call the overuse of mushrooms hubris and move on.
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Once upon a time, there was a little baby crab with many friends. However, before they could grow up to have little baby crabs of their own...a nice man ate them whole atop his salad. This episode is about venturing out of your comfort zone, and into the foreign lands.
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Venture towards the corners of the salad matrix into the land of dips. It's a post-eating recording, so less chewing and the story of a curious DVD box at the rental store.
Check out the photos at austincrosby.org/eating-salads
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On today's special "on-the-go" episode, I eat the corn covered delight of a salad from Krog's Recess restaurant while talking about crowds and vintage Ts. Silly me forgot to take pictures, but I'll bring the lil' photographer and get another soon!
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We finally saw "JoJo Rabbit," which is now one of my favorite children's movies. Find out why over this mediterranean, but not Israeli (No hummus here, Stephen Merchant!), salad!
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Whatever fits in the bowl! Pile it up and give it to me raw! On today's episode we try vegetables mixed together while talking about buying computer components.
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Newly certified conservationist, Austin Crosby, eats a delicious salmon and seaweed topped salad. Netflix's "The Naked Director" also comes up! ENJOY!!
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Almost certified conservationist, Austin Crosby, walks you thru this tasty salad. If only technical difficulties could leave him in peace! Enjoy.
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Have you tried Trader Joe's Jalapeno Sauce? It's on this salad! Man artichoke is underrated. Dip under some cover, dry off from the rain, and take a listen to this episode!
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We eat an exotic sounding salad while talking about conservation and how easy it is to learn things online. Become an activist today haha.
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This old-school salad reminds me of the cafeteria days, and then sets off a rant about parenting. "What's up with these kids nowadays," you ask? Their parents, that's what!
p.s. this salad was apparently only ~300 cal. :o
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A very refreshing salad, featuring a conversation about saving and avenging animals. You should google image search the Alaska salmon run and check out some of that.
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What do useless road workers, Octopus, and Mushrooms have in common? The dialogue over this filling salad. Yes, this episode we go from holes in the economy, to the consciousness of mushroom colonies, by way of cephalopod tentacles.
Austincrosby.org/eating-salads for more!
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In perhaps our first meat-topped salad episode, we discuss the marketing genius behind brown tomatoes. Also, how "You Don't Mess With The Zohan" changed the game.
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I respond to the Iranian shenanigans from last night by dropping a M.O.A.S. (Mother Of All Salads). It's pretty good, from a world news perspective.
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This episode features a strange creation that starts off delicious and leaves me exhausted. Some salads will do that, and it's probably good for you. Since starting eating salads I've officially logged my first loss of almost 5 pounds this morning. wOoO!
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Dracula couldn't eat a salad kit like this, but I can. Today's episode we jump from Netflix's new horror series to luxury cruise ships, and the tacky opulence of modernity! Do you all remember Zamir, Anthony Bourdain's Russian friend?
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Along with a nice little berry salad, we talk about going to the circus, where I saw a grown man with a runny nose. We learn a new word. Hopefully this helps your hangover sweet child.
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Today we went to the museum and then went and ate a luxurious grilled avocado salad. It made more sense to podcast after eating, so here we are, no chewing noises today. We talked about the word "salad," and how inclusive it is, with our Japanese friend Toshi. Additionally, I briefly touch on the Virgil Abloh exhibit at the High museum.
To see Kasey Medlin's glam shots of the salad and accompanying coffee.... visit austincrosby.org/eating-salads
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We have a delicious homemade salad today, with some standout peppadew peppers and a fantastic miso dressing. We talk about the ongoing fires that ravage Australia, as well as the prospect of war with Iran.
Thank you! Check out austincrosby.org/eating-salads for pics of the salad.
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Today we eat a delicious takeout salad, with fantastic toppings homogenized thoroughly by a CHOPT employee. We also discuss prides of lions, who may or may not eat as much meat as the average person. Amongst other things, we also talk about how to convince your young son salads are as cool as Chris Hemsworth.
Enjoy our second day of salads!
Austincrosby.org/eating-salads for pictures of the salads.
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On the premiere episode of eating salads, we eat a Trader Joe's bagged Veggies and Greens Kit, then discuss the rationale between starting the year off with more salad!
*Dig in!
*show best enjoyed whilst also eating a salad.
