Blimey Cow Fancast: Recent Episodes
Malachi Munn
Join Malachi Munn as he explores the latest Blimey Cow and Jordan Taylor videos! With comedic parodies, co-hosts, and a patron's perspective, this podcast is perfect for any Blimey Cow fan. The fans questions are answered and opinions made known. Subscribe for weekly episodes and donโt be messy. Have any thoughts or suggestions? Message me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com
LAWNG TAHM NOH SI. It's good to see all you beautiful faces again! Oh wait... this is a podcast. guess that's not how that works... ๐
Get out your mugs and sip tha tea, its story time w/ me! โ๏ธ
Leave a call in! Can't wait to hear from you ๐
This episode is to serve as a reminder to us all to be ourselves, and don't care what others think.
***Be Weird.
Be Yourself.***
#BeGoofy
Leave a call-in! I'd love to get back to you and respond!
You can also email me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com, I read every one y'all send ;)
MY FAVORITE EPISODE TO MAKE OF ALL TIME THIS WAS A FLOOPING BLAST.
Messed with some anime type stuff to spice this episode up, lemme know your thoughts by leaving a call in, or by emailing me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com.
EAT MOR CHIKIN! :)
THISSSSSS, one of my fave episodes to put together and be a part of, we answer call-ins, play two truths and a lie, and react to Blimey Cow! Stay tuned for bloopers! If you don't laugh at this one:
1.) Look in the mirror
2.) Question your existence
3.) Question Life
4.) Eat More Chick-Fil-A
If you did laugh, please just skip right down to Step 4, good day ;D
On today's episode, I share about the first bet I've ever made, I know you'll enjoy this episode, one of the favorites I've ever done. Want to wish me luck? Send a call in or email me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.com! Stay awesome peeps, and remember, eat more Chick-Fil-A, always. No matter what. ;P
On todayโs episode, it hurts Siri more than it hurts her friends as she has to sit them down and expose the truth! Also people get roasted, John Crist raps, and videos get reviewed. And yes, I call out Blimey Cow for their clickbait, tsk tsk, Joshy Pop Lemon Drop ๐
In todays episode, I give my controversial side on Marvel and the MCU, and stand alongside Jordan and speak up for the sheltered ones! I take a lot of heat for this one... from my sisters!
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Stay awesome guys, don't be messy, and leave good call ins!
I was on Blimey Cow, legit! How crazy is THAT?
Also, me and Caleb spit out bars and made a summer rap about the new schedule!!!
To watch the video on YT, and read along with the rap, here's the url:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL-jw8YbAbg
Today, I conclude my conversation with Jordan flooping Taylor, the man, the myth the legend.
To read from the following description story from the beginning, go to episode 60, then 65, then 70, and so on:
I walked with Michael (I found out this was the boy's name) and Nikayla, and as I did, they filled me in on the information I had been long seeking.
"You're the last one," Michael explained, "You're one of us, now that we have you, we can finally win.
Nikayla leaned on my shoulder and said "It's so good to have you here Drew, you're gonna love it!"
I knew they weren't lying. There faces were too genuine, too real. "This is it," I thought, "I must be home."
"Michael... you said win, what war are we fighting?"
"Oh you can hardly call it a war!" he scoffed, "it's just the dawn of a new era. Our kind is superior and are now demanding to be treated as such. Some peasants revolt and whine but for the most part they know whats good for them"
"Our kind... what do you mean by that?"
"Oh Drew..." Nikayla sighed, "you really are something. We're the Elites! That's what we tell the commons to call us, anyways, I've always preferred the term Superiors, but alas, bygones. Point is, we have special powers no one else has! And we're each unique! I didn't discover my power until I was 15, and then Ishmael took me in and taught me how to master my skill."
"I see..." I said, still confused, "and what is your skill? The fire thing you did back in the room?"
"Boo that only scratches the surface of what I am capable of now." Nikayla's eyes close for a second, then open again, "There."
Michael looked worried, "Nikki... what did you just do?"
"Somewhere in Italy, a ball of fire just incinerated about 1,000 sq. ft. into dust, that's all." she smugly replied.
Michael chuckled and muttered "Show-off"
"Hey I heard that!" Nikayla gave him a playful shove.
After what seemed like an eternity lost in my thought, and trekking by the dirt road, we came across a giant black castle.
"Woah... what's this place?" I asked.
"Why this is our destination." Michael said, "It's time you meet Ishmael, he's been waiting for you."
WE'VE DONE IT! 100 EPISODESSSS!!!
I'd like to thank my family, my friends, my pet Roscoe the flying Unicorn, and his best friend Bob...
Okay, all kidding aside, this is such an amazing feeling. This is beyond my wildest dreams and imaginations. And to top it all off today's episode is with Jordan Taylor, the man, the myth, the legend!!!! This is part one of a two part series, part two will be released in just a couple short days.
Special thanks to patron Jenna Jenkins for helping out with the intro!
And a special thanks to you, because without you, none of this would've ever happened. You rock.
God made you special, and he loves you very much ;)
How did I meet a cow on the street? Well listen to the end where I explain it in the form of a brief freestyle... I also experimented a little with autotune. April 11th now marks the debut of Autotune Kai ;P
WASSUP LISTENERS!
Today I freestyle a little, talk about the BCF's brand new sponsor, review Messy Mondays, and talk about America's favorite superhero, Jordan Taylor.
Feel free to email me at blimeycowfancast@gmail.comย
Thanks for listening!
Today Jenna and I discuss the crazy topics and also the "moo"re expected ones! I had a great time recording this episode with Jenna, and I think you'll enjoy listening! Special shoutout to Caleb, Ashlyn, and Christopher for sending in questions! I hope you enjoy this episode!
Is Virginia a Northern or Southern state?
Aprish or Apreesh?
Let me know! blimeycowfancast@gmail.com
I look forward to your answers and will respond ASAP!
Have a happy messy week everyone!
On todays episode, I take over Malachi's show! It's not the BCF anymore, its the #AvaMunnFuncast baby! Yeet! Shoutout to Siri for being my accomplice in taking over the podcast! -Ava Munn
Today I have a blast with my lovely little sister. She's a cutie.
Stay tuned for a lot of bloopers xD
On todays episode, I sit down and chat with Victory Ice, Abby Goulet, and other patrons! We play two truths and a lie, complement the Taylors, and much, much more!
John and Jerry throw me in the hot seat and demand a freestyle. I delivered as best as my white self could.
Check out more episodes by visiting https://anchor.fm/blimeycowfancast
Malachi talks with one of the first Blimey Cow fans, Ike Woodard. Ike's been watching YouTube on and off since he was 6 years old. On todays episode, we announce the t-shirt contest winner, talk DC vs. Marvel, Narnia, and much more. This episode is a must listen!
Watch Ike Woodard on YouTube!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6e7kjvA0vemwYuHoV7R0eA
โIโm kidding!โ She exclaimed, โLighten up! If I killed you, trust me, everyone in this kitchen would have my head!โ We continued to talk for the next few minutes as I observed her. Sheโs a pleasant girl, about 18, with sparkling eyes and a dazzling smile. She was the definition of perfect. After a while Nikayla said, โThis was all a series of testsโ I was shocked. โWell how did I do?โ I questioned. She replied, โYou aced every one!โ She paused. โWell, all but one. Still, a very impressive score considering youโre only 20. You could be a valuable asset to this team!โ The people in the room, mostly doctors, shook my hand. Each handshake seemed to beam with something you could tell they havenโt felt in a while. As I walked out the kitchen with Nikayla I realized what it was theyโve found. Hope.
I hope you like creepy, Because this episode can get creepy. If you listen with headphones be prepared to scream.
JK GUYS XD! I love this trailer that tells you EXACTLY how to join me on the Blimey Cow Fancast! I look forward to recording with you!
Today I sit down with another podcaster, Gabe Rodriguez! We're play 2 truths and a lie, discuss Blimey Cow, cars, and volleyball. I already know your going to enjoy every second of this episode, so enjoy! Also check out Gabe's own fantastic podcast! If you're into movies, I know you'll love it: https://thebargainbin.libsyn.com/ Leave a review on iTunes by Christmas Eve, and you'll receive an entry to win a free patron exclusive Blimey Cow t-shirt! Want more than just one entry? Check out episode 87 to learn how to get three more entries!
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW, Ashlyn joins me on the BCF as we ask each other questions, answer them at lightning speed, do an improv skit, and play #Hashtag! Enjoy the show!
Ashlyn's podcast - https://anchor.fm/blatherskite-podcast
Listen to today's episode to learn how you can win a Blimey Cow t-shirt shipped right to your house! You guys are so dedicated. You earned it! ๐ค
On today's episode, Malachi goes through Blimey Cow from A through Z in a much anticipated episode!
My dreams and hallucination continued for a full week. I woke up to see the nurse (her name tag said Nikayla) every now and then. After the seven days, I get randomly pulled out of a dream where I was blowing up a hot air balloon. I see Nikayla, her black hair tied up in a ponytail, her hand over the lever near my bed. Weโre in the giant kitchen. โWhy did you pull me out?โ I asked. โBecause,โ she replied, โItโs time.โ โTime for what?โ I ask as her hand grazes a new lever I never saw before. She replies matter of a factly, โWhy Drew, itโs time to kill you, of course.โ Then she pulled the lever...
This may very well be the most important episode of your life....
Also, go halloween and voting and stuff.
The title is no lie! I made a podcast with Josh and Kelly Taylor! Shoutout to Rebekah Martin, Mary Isabella, messy momma, Tyler Minix, Micah Barlow, and Josh, Kevin, and Kelly! Love y'all! My birthday was fantastic and you guys (and others too ;D) made me feel so loved. I worked really hard on this podcast over 2 days and I hope you enjoy it!
We in here. We out there. We everywhere. We lit. We Blimey Cow fans. Get used to it ๐
I felt like I was swimming in a sea of absolute nothingness. When would this nightmare ever end? I couldn't even tell what was real anymore. Had the fight in the library been real? What about nurse? I tried to move, to hear, to see, to do ANYTHING! But there was nothing. Then, suddenly, I heard a voice. But this didn't sound like the voice of the old lady, it sounded more, well, REAL. "Drew, are you awake?" I tried to sit up to see the speaker, but it was useless. It took all of my willpower just to open my eyes slightly. The light of the room seemed to blind me at first, but I managed to squint enough to make out a silhouette of the woman in nurse's clothes I had seen earlier. She leaned forward and I could see her features now. This wasn't a woman. This was a girl. she couldn't have been any older than me. She looked me in the eyes, her face conveying her concern. "Drew," she whispered. "Don't be scared. We've been waiting for you for a long time. We need your help."
I explain Blimey Con, giving birth, and vaping to my little sister all on today's episode! Ava is 10 years old, and helped me review the latest Messy Monday's video. Stay tuned for Informal Fridays, where I discover that my friend living in Australia is actually a Pentecostal just like me!
It's 10:30 PM while I write this. I'm tired. Special thanks to Ashlyn for already writing the description to episode 80! If you would like to write a short story in the form of episodes 60, 65, 70, & 75, go for it! See ya Tuesday and hope you enjoy this episode!
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW! Josh writes his favorite MM this year! Jordan builds a working hovercraft out of cardboard! And Celestria responds to my response to her. It's complicated...
THIS ONE IS FOR CELESTRIA. My props to Andy Mineo for the intro music. Hope you liked me bleeping out friendsh** XD To watch an awesome music video that made me laugh, go to YouTube and search "I ain't done - Andy Mineo" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jiPj7qjKkc PEACE FOR NOW HOME EEEEES!
Several doctors bustled about in my peripheral vison. I lay on a metal operating table, hooked up to a massive machine that sat right under the big screen. "WAIT WHAT!?" My heart starts thumping inside my chest. I turn my head and find at least 10,000 people. As I scanned the crowd I found men, women, children, some had rips in their clothing, all had the same look of pure fear on their faces. Not a smile to be found, just eyes staring at the screen, at me. "Wh- who are you?" I stutter, "And who am I?" An old lady walks up to me and says, "We are the last of the human race, and as for you," She chuckles slightly, "Drew, you're our only hope." She pulls a lever on the machine and walks back to the others. I scream, "SEE YA ON THE FLIPSIDE GRANDMA!" and fall into my thirsty earth. Laughing gas is funny, don't you think?
Josh calls into the show! Also, John/Jerry/Siri/Batman/Elmo/Obama are ALL in this episode. AND The best Jordan's messyges EVER came out this week, and we learn how to flirt with an introvert. Don't be messy, and leave good messyges.
Celestria, Christopher 164, Hope in Your Story, Ashlyn, and more! You've called and I've made it public!
Stay tuned to the end to hear an up and coming comedian, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!
I DID IT! Today's episode is all about how I became a part of the latest Messy Mondays on Blimey Cow. Hope you enjoy! Feel free to leave a call-in and I'll air you on Informal Friday's. PEEAAAAAACE!
On today's episode, I review a couple vids and become Donald Trump/Barack Obama. No Informal Friday this week. Instead, I'm releasing Smooth Fred's rap to YouTube.
I woke up, got out of my bed, and killed a box of Lucky Charms. "Thanks Mom!" I exclaim with enthusiasm at no one in particular. I suddenly have an aching desire to play some basketball. I walk outside the house and into the Golden State Warrior's 30,000 seat stadium. After 4.318 seconds a basketball appears into my hand, "Well it's about time". I chuck the ball at a perfect 61.5 degree angle towards the hoop. "Wait a minute," I think, "This isn't me. This isn't me at all." I never did see whether I made that shot...
Wassup Guys! It's true, Blimey Cow is hiding content from you. It was a blast to be a part of this secret video made for Josh and I hope everyone involved loved it as much as I did. Special thanks to KB for the intro music. PEAAAAAACE!
WHATTUP ME SAUCE SQUAD! Hope you enjoy the episode. I be releasing once a week now. Unless it's national Lighting Safety Awareness Week. Which is next week, look it up. We out.
In today's episode, Smooth Fred is in a local trampoline park with his grandson and a reporter (named Sarah) The reporter asks Smooth Fred how he's so cool and relevant and BOY does he respond. I wrote the rap in under 10 minutes... because the rap i spent 3 hours on didn't work out. But hey, you guys wanted the content and your boy delivered the content. This rap was by request of Ashlyn. See? Winning contests can be fun.
When I awoke I found myself tied up in a dark room. At least, it looked dark to me (was this blindfold necessary?). I listened to the noisy clatter of pots being clashed around. "A kitchen," I thought to myself, "I'm in a kitchen." I could hear the sound of dozens of men, women too, whispering seriously to each other. The sounds grew closer until they were right in front of me. They ripped off my blindfold and I saw a beautiful woman in nurses' apparel. "Drink this," she whispered softly but urgently, handing me a flask. I couldn't refuse. I drank with the eyes of everyone glued on me as I drifted slowly away to unconsciousness. Not again...
In todays episode, I review Josh's political views, Jordan's advice to an exposed naughty teenager, and the health of Jordan and Sara's marriage after one year. Josh also called me out on his Twitter (albeit indirectly). OnFridaymydescriptionstoryfromafewepisodesagocontinues...
In todayโs Informal Friday, I get retro by recording the entire podcast on my iPod, answering your calls! I had a conversation with a filthy rich real estate agent, and my sister shares how terrible her life is. Indeed, the craziest episode ever! Special thanks to Gabe Miller for allowing me to use his wonderful instrumentals in previous episodes and the episodes to come. Check Gabe Miller and the Blimey Cow Fancast channels out on YouTube! And most importantly, special thanks to Jose Santiago for modeling as a mexican rapper for the logo. Adios!
THE EPISODE IS FINALLY HERE! In this episode I share all the inside info on patreon and what rewards I'm receiving. I also review two of the best videos in the world! I love America, but on the 4th of July you'll be lucky if I even wear white shoelaces. Traditions, pschhhhh.
Hope you enjoy Tuesday's episode! Did you like the trailer? Let me know by leaving a call-in! This was a little late in getting out but hey, ball is life.
If you have trouble sleeping at night apparently warm milk is supposed to help. Honestly I've never heard of anyone that drinks warm milk before bed and I've never done it so it could be a lie. Maybe just stick to Nyquil. I dunno. Feel free to leave a call-in!
It was still early in the night so I figured I'd get some work done. I was, of course at my usual, spot at the corner table. When I walked in the library was empty, or so I thought. I had been at my studies for almost two hours when I got that feeling again. I wasn't alone. My first hint was from soft footsteps near the fireplace. They were immediately followed by the sound of shuffling near the right. I slowly closed my book but didn't turn around. 3, 4, 5 seconds went by. Then BAM. The first punch was thrown. It landed on my shoulder because I managed to move my head out of the way just in time. Then the second attacker was revealed in the form of a powerful knee to my stomach. This wasn't looking good for me...
INFORMAL FRIDAY ALERT! Bon appetit. I answer TEN calls from you guys. That's a whole lot... and I like it. This episode made ME laugh. Is that conceited?
After 3 weeks of being absent, JT released a video explaining his absense. Hope you enjoy the episode! What did you think about Jordan's video? Let me know by leaving me a call-in!
Should I become a patreon? Let me know by leaving a call-in! No really. If you're reading this and don't leave a call-in, Siri will jump you with a mace. Good luck with life! Don't be messy, and leave good call-ins.
Let's get classic shall we? An old-timey episode where I review a vid, talk a bit, and then play a classic Tim Hawkins song. Ya don't gotta like it it, BUT YOU BETTER LOVE IT BUDDY!
Bet ya didn't see this episode coming! Join DJ Moo-Moo as he teaches Malachi Munn a.k.a MC Po-Po how to make a rap song. This episode was a blast to make. Stay tuned for a music video from my YouTube channel "Blimey Cow Fancast"
THIS WEEK ON THE SHOW! There's THREE videos to review! John & Jerry both guest star on the show and there's even a moment that made me cry. Subscribe to the Blimey Cow Fancast on YouTube!
Informal Fridays is here! I answer the listeners many questions and react to some craziness. Also one of my listener took the name of the Lord in vain, at least that's what Siri said. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
This title epitomizes everything that has happened in this video. My favorite episode Iโve ever done. Thanks for listening and I hope you enjoy my halftime rap!
Welcome to episode 50! I never thought that I would reach such a milestone. Special thanks to you guys for all your support. In this episode I took some call-ins and reviewed the best messyges ever!
THE JTF IS GONE! On my personal favorite episode, I explain the changes happening around here! On episode 50, this will be the Blimey Cow Fancast. My sister is a guest host on the show and reviews the latest videos with me. Jerry gets mad at John, that is, until he gets the idea to start rapping! All around fantasticalness.
On this episode, Siri takes over the episode, that is, until Malachi takes it right back. Sam, the co-founder of 4-purpose Energy, gives me a call-in about their upcoming stuff! Also, stay tuned until the very end and you will not be dismayed ;)
Malachi discusses how he got a free microphone. But first he defers a couple call-ins to his pastor. What a gentleman.
Malachi reviews the latest Blimey Cow & Jordan Taylor videos in the only way he knows how. This episode is sure to make you laugh. Stay tuned for halftime! Veggie Tales please don't sue me. ;)
BOOM! I'm back! Get ready for Informal Fridays every Friday and Messy Tuesdays every Tuesday!
In today's Informal Friday, I ask an astonished fan of the show if he's Amish! I also share my conversation I had with Jordan about Anchor and chess. This episode is packed so if you want the full experience of awesomeness, quit reading the description and hit play!
Leave a call-in of your own by downloading the anchor app, searching Jordan Taylor Fancast, and clicking send message!
A special thank you to all of you for getting episode #44 on the top 100 list on Anchor!
It's amazing what you can get with an afternoon an Audacity. A special thank you to Gabe Miller for the intro. Check him out on iTunes and Soundcloud!
THE VIDEO IS OUT!!! A few hours away from leaving my vacation, I (along with Batman, a preacher, my sister, and my Grandpa of course) review the video for YOU. Enjoy! ๐
Today Iโm on vacation in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. I hit up a marble slab creamery while speaking in a British accent with my 6 year old cousin. This episode is dedicated to Celestria. Iโd like to thank her for the help with my new logo. I am forever in debt to her OCD. ๐
SIRI REALLY DID IT!!! Find out what happened when Josh said "Hey Siri". Batman reviews the lates Messy Mondays video. This is also the closest I'll ever be to Jordan Taylor himself (im on vacation in pigeon forge, tenessee) Dont forget to subscribe if you want to hear the latest and greatest Jordan Taylor news ๐ค
Many of you guys wanted to let the world know what you thought about Anchor, and I made your opinions public! I also give advice for improving your Anchor station. Not to mention we answer the most important question of them all: WHAT DOES THE COW SAY!? ๐๐
On this beautiful and artistic episode of the JTF, Christopher 164 and I talk about the insanity that is anchor. We get upset and end up flipping the listeners off with our PG Christian cuss words! ๐ p.s. no real cursing ๐
I wrote my first song ๐ฒ โข BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! โข Is Selling Duck Legal in the U.S.? โข Call-In Time! โข Really, dude?!๐ โข This is my favorite compilation Iโve ever done โข ๐๐๐ โข THIS IS A CODE RED ๐น๐๐ (not a joke) ๐ โข moo ๐ข will Jordan ever come back to his fans? We can only hope
Smooth Fred just wants to know ๐ด๐ป โข NONONO Iโm in a wedding! ๐ฐ๐ป๐คต๐พ๐ โข Chick fil a โข What's up dude โข how to have the PERFECT Chick-fil-a experience! ๐๐ โข I Am Not the One โข a special shoutout to NICHOLAS CABALLERO!! ๐๐๐ค โข Smooth Fred signing you off! ๐ด๐ป
Can you tell I took acting classes? โข Why Iโm crying ๐ญ + song cover โข Call-In Time! โข Thanks for the favorite โข Itโs synonymous ๐ค โข Any tips or naw?lol โข Wowowowowowowoah โข Any tips or naw?lol โข 3 tips on how I made it to #3 on Anchor โข Smooth Fred hacks into Anchor Talk ๐ด๐ป โข Siri knows her rhymes
I had to shut up Siri (that inappropriate robot ๐) โข Youโll never view a call in the same way again ๐ฏ โข Call-In Time! โข A question that I have been battling โข Iโm not the smartest person... (YA I AM) ๐คซ โข A question that I have been battling โข This better be good ๐ โข A question that I have been battling โข Your vocabulary... โข You want THE answer? here. ๐ฌ โข Hi Carson ๐๐ฆ โข ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ โข The stuff you donโt wanna know... โข Did you tho โข How to say yes in 10 seconds โข Siri is in for a HUGE surprise ๐ฑ โข Ty โข words just cannot describe ๐ต
MY CO-OP KNOWS!? ๐ฑ๐ฒ โข ITS YOUR FAULT CARSON! ๐ โข Hecc โข Peeps in my co-op have a crush on jordan... ๐ฏ โข Going to a tournament in Delaware ๐ค๐ฌ โข JORDANS MESSYGES IS BACK!!!! โข A clip from the messyge โข Practicing for my first quiz ๐ฌ โข An update and an interview.
a little Andy Griffith today ๐๐๐ โข (Thereโs no such thing as Habakkuk 4 ๐) โข Welcome thou in! โข Thanks dude๐ โข Youโre screwed ๐ โข Thanks dude๐ โข Oh dear ๐ โข BLASPHEMY ๐ โข Explain thyself! ๐คจ โข Oh ok ๐๐คช โข Dooooooode ๐ค๐ช โข Thanks for the favorite๐๐ฝ โข thereโsjustnowaythisgirlโsforreal ๐ โข Iโve got options! ๐ฏ โข ๐ ๐ ๐ s ๐๐๐๐ HISTORY โข King Kong? โข Why.....๐ โข I asked her an important question. โข Maturity and confidence ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ โข How I never cracked a smile bewilders me ๐ค โข How do I sound? Piraty? Piratey? Pie rat tea? โข Anchor Talk โ
Sunday Morning! โข Time 4 the JTF, Americaโs #1 Past Time โข AND WELCOOOME! โข Call-In Time! โข Got a couple questions! โข Hey yourself see how you like it โข Got a couple questions! โข Thou shaltest be doth banished ๐ค โข Got a couple questions! โข Great call-in! โข Got a couple questions! โข Got a couple questions! โข Thank you for the favorite ๐๐๐ โข ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ โข Thank you for the favorite ๐๐๐ โข Oh my bad ๐ค โข Thank you for the favorite ๐๐๐ โข Iโm Malachi the Virgo wassup โข Not a shameless plug โข Whatโs my favorite? ๐ค โข EUREKA!! โข That's what I'm talking about!!!!! โข I just realized I make a terrible Elvis ๐๐บ โข I need Siri to feel better!!! โข Great job! โข a little Andy Griffith today
Smooth Fred!? ๐ด๐ป โข Water, Jordanโs Messyges โข PM- Emoji For the episode โข Cowses? โข PM- Emoji For the episode โข Cowses. โข PM- Emoji For the episode โข Cowses! โข PM- Emoji For the episode โข Mooooo โข Wow ๐๐ฌ โข Quick JT update โข Talent show stuff... โข OMG THIS KID IS 6!!!!! ๐ณ (listen till end) โข The finale โข uuh uuh โข This went on for 6 minutes!!!! โข โWell Doneโ by Moriah Peters โข Bye guys! ๐
Today is all โbaut me ๐คซ โข Me and Siri have this awkward conversation... โข Left ya on a cliff hanga โข Call-In Time! โข goshthisguytalksfastohmagoodnesssakes โข Shehsje chsjwwk (I spend a lot of time on titles) โข Oh and btw... โข G-G-G-G-GOTEEEEEEM โข Are you a Fireflight fan? โข So lemme try and explain this to the feeble minded ๐ โข The Big News ๐ณ๐ค โข Kansas - Arkansas โข MOOOOO
Intro again from Adam โข Weโre back! (with Ava) ๐ค๐ โข Call-In Time! โข What a poor simple man ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ โข Youโre welcome ๐ โข Indecipherable โข Do you ever chat with โLexieโ? โข Siri tells it to us straight (Avaโs SHOCKED ๐ณ) โข Juan take ovar de show ๐ฌ๐๐๐ โข Not the best Not the worst ๐
I work for room service ๐คทโโ๏ธ โข Fire Ants โข What We Gonna Do? โข Confident but Not Cocky (Preacherโs accent) โข Stories and jokes ๐ โข No Name
Dr. British Malachi cures the headache ๐ โข Keep on keeping on โ๏ธ๐ #respect โข 20k! ๐ณ โข A little Shirley Temple tonight ๐๐ โข Siri + Riddle = Outro... ๐ค โข Sisters make terrible cows ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
๐ฎ โข Sorry momasita ๐ฆ โข Siriโs thoughts on today ๐๐ โข NF and Popcorn ๐ฟ๐๐
We interview a close friend of JTโs! โข ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ โข How I scored the interview ๐๐ โข My interview with the co-founder of 4 Purpose Energy โข Itโs a wrap ๐๐ โข Bro these jokes are CORNY ๐๐คฃ
THE MOST INSANE POPEYEโS EXPERIENCE! (with dad) โข Update on my chessing ๐ โข I know your name man โข Thanks! ๐ โข Thank You! โข Thanks for the star hope things get fixed for you โข Slaying Through Thanking you for the Fav. Stiletto Cheesez โข Thanks for the favorite๐๐ฝ โข Thatโs whatโs up yo ๐ถ โข Thanks! โข Flash out to Jordan fan cast๐จ โข Should I continue? ๐๐ โข Fine! ๐ฌ๐ โข A CONFESSIONAL!? ๐ฑ โข Wrong name twice.. my bad โข Man this episode is PACKED ๐ โข Jordan talked about ME? (anchor talk) โข I am motivated! ๐ โข โJordan Saved Me, Thank Youโ (โ๏ธ)
Hoping they didn't predict the future . . . โข They did ๐ โข J.T. WHAT UPPER? โข Thank you! ๐๐ โข The pirate and his parrot make a come back! ๐ โข Anchor Talk โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โข Bye 4 now๐โ๏ธ โข Goodnight to Good Sisters โ๏ธ๐
Update on the broken anchor ๐ข โข Anchor is back...? ๐ฌ โข SอAอFอEอ AอNอDอ SอOอUอNอDอ โข ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ โข ๐น๐ฌ๐๐๐
The JTF is back! (And Siriโs not enthused) ๐ฌ โข I give life advice (just call me Dave Ramsey Jr. ๐) โข Call-In Time! โข Ava #ftw โข Siri GOES OFF on Free Podcast Host in my sleep! ๐ด๐๐ โข Josh and the face reveal (sorry I'm late) โข ๐๐๐๐ โข Itโs me โข Aaaaaaaay 3rd timeโs the charm buddy ๐ โข I LOVE JORDAN โข Aaaaaay thatโs more like it ๐๐ โข Anchor Talk โ๏ธ๐ฅ โข Shoutouts! ๐ค๐๐ โข Siri lays the SMACKDOWN with a sick freestyle!
THIS TOOK ME 4 HOURS ๐Thisintrotookmeliterally2hoursimdead ๐คฃ โข Finally a face to go with the voice! โข Siriโs so impatient ๐๐ฌ โข LET'S GO! ๐ โข This Week On The Show! ๐ โข ITS FINALLY HERE!!!! ๐ฑ๐ฑ โข Call-In Time! โข ITโS JOSH TAYLOR?!? ๐ฑ โข Like Iโll get multiple call-ins ๐๐ โข Yo yo โข Okay, 1 person ๐คฃ โข blaupunkt โข THE HEINOUS BLASPHEMY!!! ๐ก๐คฌ โข JJT โข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข Finally a face to go with the voice! โข Should I leave my profile pic? โข Siri made a demand. Here goes nothing... ๐คทโโ๏ธ โข I say NICE things about Josh ๐๐๐ โข Siriโs NOT impressed ๐ โข Josh canโt give life advice worth a lick tho
Times up! โฐ Did you do it!? ๐จ โข YES!!!! ๐๐๐ (Call-inโs needed! โ๏ธ) โข Call-In Time! โข But she said I could take it to the bank... ๐คฃ โข Evergreen โข Jason? ๐คจ โข โ๏ธonโ๏ธonโ๏ธ โข Genie-us ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ โข ๐ฏ๐ค๐คฃ โข You got me ๐๐ โข Anchor Talk โ๏ธ The only news โ๏ธ on โ๏ธ โข Sorry about that โข Not my name either ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ โข I try to regain some composure to salvage Anchor Talk โ๏ธ๐๐ โข My sister always gets the last word ๐๐ค๐ฝ
Itโs been brought to my attention ๐ฎ โข We need ads ๐๐ โข An ad were an ad is due โข Peace โ๏ธ
MY SISTER TOOK OVER!!?? ๐ฑ โข Josh Taylor Fancast AND Face Reveal!!?? ๐ฑ๐ โข Call-In Time! โข I pronounced your name right this time. Keep bringing that heat to your station โข Thanks Nico! ๐ โข Just listen โข Thanks โข Yup ๐ Thatโs about right ๐ โข NEW VID!!! ๐๐๐ฅ โข JOSH TAYLOR FANCAST?? ๐ฑ โข FACE REVEAL?? ๐ฑ โข ITโS ALL UP 2 U!!! ๐ง๐ โข Shoutouts! โข Bye Guys ๐๐ #litteraly30takes
Some HATER calls me the wrong name on PURPOSE again ๐๐ I smash a window with a baseball โพ๏ธ Anchor Talk โ๏ธ & I shout-out with Mr. Thank-you!!#notplannedbutahwell ๐ โข Call-In Time โ๏ธ๐ โข Call-In Time! โข Thatโs Whatโs Up! ๐ โข this better be good... โข Muh-La-Chee โข WHYYYYYYYY! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ โข ๐ โข Shoutouts! ๐ โข Shoutouts! ๐ โข Shoutouts! ๐ โข Shoutouts! ๐ โข Anchor Talk โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โข I FOUND HIM!!! ๐๐๐
Inner Tube, anyone? ๐๐ โข Iโm Cool With It ๐ โข Call-In Time! โข Great Station!! โข DREWSKIIIIII! ๐๐๐๐ โข Me again... โข Sorry? ๐....nah ๐๐๐ โข ๐ the perfect joke ๐ง โข ARGGGGGH! โ๏ธ โข Mr. Malachiโs Anchor Talk โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ โข ๐ โ๏ธ๐๐ โข I... rap? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ(SHOUTOUTS! ๐๐) โข messyges. โข Buh-Bye ๐โก๏ธ
10 already!!!! โข How could I forget? ๐ฑ๐ โข Maleah brought me into this... โข I was THIS close! ๐ก๐๐งโโ๏ธ โข Dr. Malachi ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฌ โข BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! โข ...and if she doesnโt? ๐ค โข BIGHEADKID!! ๐ฑ๐ง๐ฃ โข Arrrrrrrgh! ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ โข Anchor Talk โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ โข NYE DRUNK PARTAY!! ๐ช๐ต๐ โข Shoutout Time!!! ๐๐๐๐ โข Shoutout to Celestria โข Shoutout to Christopher 164 โข Shoutout to Ike Woodard โข Shoutout to Josh Taylor โข Shoutout to Jordan Taylor โข ๐งโโ๏ธ๐????????????
๐I should stop๐ โข Hello Peoples ๐ โข LOVE YOUR STATIONโฅ๏ธ๐๐ โข How Shameless ๐ง๐คจ๐ โข How Shameless ๐ง๐คจ๐ โข ๐๐๐ โข ๐๐๐ โข Not sure why it uploaded twice ๐ค โข Dude thanks soooo much!!! โข Dr. Malachi with an official diagnosis?! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฌ๐ง โข โก๏ธโก๏ธโก๏ธ โข Messy Mondayโs Clip ๐๐ โข GOTEEEEEM โข Taylors, Take a Bow! ๐๐๐ช๐ โข โ๏ธ โข ๐ค๐๐ โข BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW!
JORDAN OR JESUS??? ๐ฑ๐๐ โข Why choose Jordan or Jesus? Have both! ๐๐๐ โข BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! โข Call-In Time! โข Hilarious! โข Intro...2? โข Intro...3? โข The vid is out and it is amazingly awesome โข I HAVE A TWIN!!!!! ๐๐๐๐ค โข GET HYPE! ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ช(my review & thoughts) โข even I donโt know what just happened... ๐ค๐คช๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ โข SHOUTOUTS WITH SISTER! ๐ง๐ป๐๐๐ โข NYE DRUNK PARTAY!! ๐ช๐ต๐ โข -DISCLAIMER- ๐ฎ
BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW? โข BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! โข Am I Jordan? ๐ช๐ โข Thank you for the favorite โข Thanks! โข Happy new year โข Blimey Cow? โข Thank you โข Planet call โข Iโm Not Jordan! or am i? ๐ค โข Andy Griffith Theme Song Cover ๐๐๐ โข SHOUTOUTS WITH SISTER! ๐ ๐ โข THE SUSPENSE!!! ๐จ๐ญ๐๐ โข BIG HEAD KID ON THE SHOW! โข How to tell a cow pre-lego vs. post-lego ๐๐ค๐
I try to freestyle an intro... ๐๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ โข An intro ๐ LION TAMER ๐ Call-In ๐ค๐ โข Thankyou and Jordan Taylor is awesome โข ๐๐ญ๐ช๐ (๐Jew ainโt foolinโ me buddy๐) โข Giving Credit Where Credit Is Due ๐๐๐ โข Pirates Are So Thoughtful! ๐คโ๏ธ๐ โข Anchor Talk โ๏ธ๐๐ช โข Merry Christmas to you and family โข GOTEEEEEEEM! โข shoutout? ๐ค โข How to get on the show! (JT NEEDS U!) ๐ โข Bye Mateys! ๐
Jordanโs Messyges...? ๐คจ โข Pilot Malachi? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ โข Anchor Talk ๐๐ โข Blues Clues - My Singing Debut ๐๐ฌ๐๐ค โข Great poem โข Yโall gonna make me tear up! ๐๐ช๐น โข LITERALLY LITTY LIT!!!! JT Vid tomorrow! ๐๐๐ฑ โข the things I do for the fans ๐ง๐ฉ โข NOT MY IDEA! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ โข SHOUTOUT TIME!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐ โข YMCA + JT = 12% Body Fat!!!??? NEWS! ๐ฐ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฑ โข Good-bye 4 now ๐ (how to get shouted-out!!??) ๐๐๐๐ โข My sista goes OFF on the piano ๐น๐๐๐ โข U kno whatโs comin! ๐๐๐
Thanks little sistas! ๐๐ โข Call in Wednesday!! โ๏ธ โข How Positive! Iโm Flattered ๐ค๐๐ โข Well done Malachi! โข I Just Wanna Be Like Ike ๐๐๐๐ โข Shout Our To Jordon Taylor Fancast๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ช๐น โข So this happened... ๐ง๐๐ โข Jordan + Tuesday = ...Messy? โข How the JTF saved JT... ๐๐๐ โข Check it. ๐๐๐คฃ โข Shoutouts aโ comin! โข SHOUTOUTS!!! ๐๐๐๐ โข Wrapping up things...? ๐๐๐ โข My sister tries an Australian accent!! ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
Australian eating Blimey Cows? ๐จ๐๐ โข Top 3!!?? ๐ฑ๐๐๐ป โข MY PARENTS!!!?? ๐ฐ๐๐ โข I WANT YOU ๐๐๐ โข Shoutouts! ๐ ๐ Poem on the way... โข MESSY TUESDAYS!!!!!??? ๐๐คฃ โข Jordan Taylor gets HIS OWN POEM!!!??? ๐๐๐ฑ โข A Poem 4 JT! ๐๐๐ป๐ โข ๐๐๐
The Taylors are onto us & more! ๐ฑ๐ โข Whatchu got Josh? ๐ง๐ฑ (#23!?) โข A question for the JTFC โข my response... โข Legs??? ๐จ๐ง๐ โข JTโs been busy! Whatโs he been up to??? ๐๐คซ โข Am I Obsessed? ๐ฐ๐ #morelikededicated
Happy Holidays! Today I try my hand at an intro & Jordan himself โjoinsโ the show! Donโt know who Jordan is? No worries! I give a synopsis (homeschool word) on the legend! Yoda? ๐ฐ โข Jordan Taylor Himself!!!??? โข A New Vid? ๐ฑ โข You Havenโt Heard The Good News??!! ๐ฆ๐ฐ โข HOW COULD THIS BE? ๐ญ๐ญ