Impatience is a Virtue: Recent Episodes
Hilary Toth and T.J. Sutton
Welcome to Impatience Is A Virtue with Hilary and TJ, a podcast that's mostly just about how much TJ doesn't like things.
We're back! After an accidental almost four-month hiatus, we return to you with a new series of Impatience Is A Virtue and an episode on Netflix's The Ultimatum, a show Hilary watched very quickly deep in the summer and basically remembers.
Chances are anyone you personally know, is lying when they tell you they understand art.
This episode is about teenagers. And also about the movie Spencer. Still not sure if Kristin Stewart is a good or bad actress, but maybe that's not up to us to decide.
Do women still wear golf skorts? Do you need knees to play golf? How good is Justin Rose? Or is he just friends with Niall Horan? All these questions and more answered in this week's episode.
Politics sucks... and so does everyone that places a large portion of their identity on it.
It's our 100th episode and, since we've apparently already let two anniversaries go by without noticing, we thought this was a milestone we might as well celebrate instead. And what better way to celebrate than with some boring facts about the number 100, a rant on Super Bowl halftime shows, and a recap quiz that mostly ended up being trivia about Hilary.
This week, we are re-releasing one of our favourite episodes, the very first bonus episode, Cats. Please enjoy hearing Hilary explain Cats the movie to TJ.
In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss gyms - the place, not the person. And, as it frequently does, it comes back to The Bachelorette.
In keeping with recent themes, here's another highly specific episode about board games.
In this week's episode, after managing to record two weeks in a row like champs, Hilary and TJ discuss soup for a shockingly long time. Please don't tell us what Italian wedding soup actually is. We don't care.
Who is more annoying? People that tell you about being vegan, or people that complain about vegans doing this... because the internet told them that it happens? Seriously. Doubling down on internet trends that have in no way affected your life is not what people should try and build their personality around. I'm fairly sure it sums up the majority of society though. Deep sigh.
Hilary and TJ are back after an unexpectedly long hiatus to discuss award shows. Awards shows. Award shows. Whatever.
In this episode, Hilary and TJ talk about documentaries. TJ still isn't over archeology though.
Hilary and TJ are back after an accidental one-week hiatus to barely talk about improv.
In this episode, Hilary and TJ talk about a lot of things that are not strangers in public to start and then eventually get into the opinion poll Hilary made, called Strangers Things. TJ, we discover, is big into slow-moving museum tours. Who knew?
Hilary does a tarot card reading for TJ, which is an exceptional visual activity to include on a completely aural medium. Side note: we're witches now.
Hilary and TJ aren't even sure if Vaping is still a thing or not. That doesn't stop them from doing a whole episode about it. Also special shout out to the friend of the Pod: 'Nice Guy Reid'. Congratulations on the birth of your child.
In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss good and bad rom-coms as well as Natalie Portman's acting portfolio.
Twilight was the worst series of books ever written... Or was it that other series that plagiarized Twilight???
Hilary and TJ discuss the merits of radio vs. streaming and also TJ's dad's tense relationship with Sirius satellite radio.
Hilary isn't afraid of clowns, and TJ basically doesn't believe anyone is. How about dentists though?
In this episode, Hilary makes TJ do a quiz about Kidz Bop music. Related: Hilary and TJ come to the conclusion that Kidz Bop music should not exist.
In which TJ was actually right about salt lamps and then later demands a tarot card reading from Hilary. So stayed tuned for that bonus episode.
Hilary and TJ find out which children's movie is the greatest of all time. And who is getting paid for the awesomely original advertising ideas that make their way onto television?
In this episode, TJ and Hilary get very intense about scrunchies and group projects. Oh, and they also talk about backpacks.
Hilary and TJ discuss theme parks and, for a good chunk of time, Nicholas Cage. You know, as one does.
Hilary and TJ can't believe this topic even made its way into the bin. Who cares about this movie?
Hilary and TJ discuss the many times TJ has tried to sleep in, around, or near a train station and also the time Hilary held a pizza vertically against her body on a train in France.
More than a few technical difficulties in this one, eventually we talk about what a scam archeology is. Wait, what was this episode about?
Hilary gives TJ an update on the Masked Singer and then explains her very complicated feelings about paying money to get scared.
Hilary and TJ discuss famous cults throughout the 20th century. They catch up on some ever important happenings on this season of The Bachelor. TJ makes his case for the Bachelor being a cult.
Hilary and TJ discuss people who hated the final season of Game of Thrones. But mostly the final season of Game of Thrones. Again. And then, for a little bit, talk about The Masked Dancer, the weirdest show on TV.
TJ hates it went sports fans pretend they don't want to see people get hurt. And sports radio. He hates sports Radio. Hilary can't even keep track of what the topic is.
The long awaited for episode just about kids. Hilary seems to think they are fine. TJ tells her why she is wrong.
Hilary thinks engagement photos are helpful so that you don't look like an awkward weirdo when it comes times to take photos at your actual wedding. TJ changes his mind and you probably won't be surprised to hear where he lands.
Hilary quizzes TJ on wax museums for a surprisingly long amount of time. Somewhat unrelated: can someone check on T. Swift? There doesn't seem to be many new bangers.
This week, we're providing highly relatable content in this pandemic time: TJ complaining about people standing up too early on planes. Remember air travel?
Back by popular demand, Hilary's roommate Elizabeth stops by again to discuss the rest of the Pretty Little Liars series. Warning: spoilers ahead.
In this week's episode, we tackle game shows, which we may have already done by accident in our episode about reality TV. But, uh, how about Deal or No Deal, eh?
Hilary and TJ discuss the absurdity of The Masked Singer. Did you know Mickey Rourke was on it? Mickey Rourke!
It finally happened! Hilary has finally watched the greatest binge-worthy show of all time: Troll Hunters!
This week, Hilary and TJ talk about weddings and Anna Kendrick and, for some reason, Water for Elephants.
In this very topical episode of Impatience is a Virtue, we discuss Game of Thrones. If you're using this pandemic as the opportunity to finally get around to watching Game of Thrones after all this time, SPOILER ALERT.
Birds, birds, birds! What more could you people want?! Raptors, Jays, Songbirds. We cover them all.
Hilary and TJ discuss different kinds of handcrafted jewelry available at markets. TJ also renounces jam.
Hilary and TJ discuss destination weddings and whether or not your weird uncle is more or less likely to come to your wedding if he has to get on a plane to get there.
In this episode we talk about wild best selling authors are, and how the current book TJ is reading is pissing him off. Spoiler alert: Hilary is not a fan of twilight.
This episode, special guest Elizabeth (Hilary's infamous roommate) explains Pretty Little Liars (PLL for the uninitiated) to Hilary. Consider this your official spoiler alert for this show that's been out for at least a decade.
Online petitions are useless. That's it. That's the episode. They are not useful for anything... at all.
Hilary tells TJ about the time she built an IKEA desk hungover and TJ presents a good argument for drills.
Hilary and TJ answer what they've been up to during quarantine, and who has been killing all the chipmunks.
Hilary and TJ discuss the sound quality of record players and whether or not Rod Stewart is sexy.
Hilary shares some lovely stories about her niece's Birthday. TJ shares some lovely stories about yelling at kids.
In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss Crocs, what kind of Crocs Helen Hunt would like, and also mostly crocodiles.
Spend your own quarantine with us as we discuss our own quarantines via Zoom, a platform that has never been so popular before.
In this episode, Hilary and TJ talk about what's wrong with cyclists. Full disclosure: you will never see that photo of TJ in bike gear because COVID-19 ruined his trip to Europe. Maybe next year.
We basically make fun of 50 other bands that sound like Nickelback... but not really Nickelback.
Spoiler alert! If you haven't seen Love Is Blind, but it's on your list to watch, be warned: there are many spoilers ahead. Here's one: TJ hasn't seen Love Is Blind, but he still doesn't like it.
TJ feels okay about reptile pets, but feels really bad about bug pets. Also, if you'll note, this episode is not about Nickelback because TJ got confused.
Impatience Is A Virtue's first bonus episode, very pointedly titled "Hilary Explains Cats The Movie To TJ".
In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss sad movies, sad TV shows, and whether or not it's okay to cry on an airplane.
Only a few months too late, Hilary and TJ discuss the problems with Halloween. Let the record show that TJ was invited to Hilary's Halloween party, even though he later tried to claim that she had never done that.
He didn't come.