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Sick and Wrong Podcast
THE WORLD’S SOURCE FOR ANTI-SOCIAL COMMENTARY
Sick and Wrong is your hearing aid into the dark, depraved, and dripping abscess that is contemporary existence. An enchanting mélange of social criticism, pointed observation, and well-deserved derision; Sick and Wrong is the pepto-bismol for society’s indigestion. In their critically acclaimed weekly podcast, award-winning broadcasters Dee Simon and Lance Wackerle discuss the most vile, disquieting, and oddly amusing news items for your listening pleasure.
“The most foul thing I have ever heard. I can’t believe people listen to this shit.” — Katy Perry
“Sick and Wrong is my new favorite podcast.” — Drew Barrymore
“My mom told me about this podcast.” — Neil Patrick Harris
“These guys have seen Brokeback Mountain one too many times.” — Bruce Campbell
The end of an era is upon us. Dee Simon, Kate Rambo, Lance Wackerle, and John Steele reminisce about 19 years of podcrafting on the final episode of Sick and Wrong Podcast. Sign up for the Patreon or Apple Podcasts to continue listening to the S&W Second Show, archives, and hours of bonus content.
In this penultimate episode of the podcraft, Dee finds out where the villains, antiheroes, pedophiles, malefactors, and reprobates of 19 years of Sick and Wrong news stories are now. Marshall Island Tony calls in about a mute girl and Taco calls in about desensitizing yourself to vomit. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
There is life after podcast death! In Kate Rambo’s final episode, she showcases the strange journeys that occurred to several iconic corpses. Korean English Teacher calls in about the educational benefits of this podcraft. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Nineteen years of nasty Nazi topics ends here; Kate shares the story of Ravensbrück – the only concentration camp built solely for women and the one that fueled the Third Reich’s brutal sex trade. VB calls in about Eurotrash and Urgent Load reminisces about Harrison. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate feel that the current online blackmailers hardly compare to the great German extortionists of the nineties like Dagobert who used a combination of ingenuity and panache to baffle police and steal millions in ransom money. Stuart calls in with his final Tranny Dad story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate feel it’s more than coincidence that the Pope died one day after meeting with JD “ The Antichrist” Vance. 900 year old prophecy predicts a final pope whose passing will usher in the Final Judgment for all mankind. Northern Slag Claudia calls in about skid marks and smegma. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The Godfather of Podcasts cover Marlon Brando, a man famous for being a brilliant actor and infamous for being a terrible father. Dee and Kate discuss the tragic lives of Christian and Cheyenne Brando who both suffered untimely deaths. YouTube Lady calls in about Korean food and Tsunami vids. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate are heading to NYC this weekend. While Kate’s excited to see the sideshows of Coney Island, Dee wants to visit the House Of Evil on 222 Brooklyn Avenue where notorious cult leader and serial killer Reverend DeVernon LeGrand committed unspeakable crimes. Listener calls in about Hillary Clinton and the DP logistics question is finally answered. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee’s concerned that he’s contributing to the AI generated down syndrome sexploitation industry. Kate tells Dee the story of the ultimate Bad Seed, Charles “Smitty” Schmid, AKA the “Pied Piper of Tucson”. Looking like the mutant offspring of an Evil Elvis, the boys wanted to be him and the girls wanted him in them…with deadly consequences. British listener calls in about his recent vasectomy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
While some vegans can be really annoying, others can be brazenly homicidal. Dee and Kate explore the Zizians, an anarcho vegan cultlike group, allegedly involved in six violent deaths across three states. Listener calls in about a fecal mishap from the college days. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
To close out Mafia month, Kate provides a tutorial on how to be a mistress to a wiseguy and not wind up sleeping with the fishes. Youtube Lady calls in about Christmas tree decorations and parrots. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Inspired by the film Mississippi Burning, Dee tells Kate about Mafia hitman Gregory Scarpa aka The Grim Reaper whom the FBI used to interrogate the Klansmen behind the murders of three civil rights workers in 1964. Siege calls in with a question about incest. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Kate’s rewatching the Sopranos but the crimes of those fictional mobsters pale in comparison to the gruesome murders carried out by Roy Demeo and his Murder Machine. Hot Liz Short phones in about female facial hair. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate investigate the conspiracy theory that Elon Musk’s botched penis enlargement surgery caused him to become a supervillain. Will the real Boner Villain please stand up? And Jizzy Jake is gutted that the show is ending. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon or Apple Podcasts to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
After a night of ghost hunting on the haunted Queen Mary for her birthday, Kate tells Dee all about the swashbuckling and salacious life of former passenger Errol Flynn. Listener calls in about the joys of DP and Siege phones in a story about ruining an Amanda Palmer concert. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate feel everyone should celebrate Valentine’s Day by absolving their sins through sexual intercourse with a High Priestess in an Egyptian themed neo-pagan sex cult. The Swede calls in about frequenting a rub and tug in Middle Earth. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
What’s more annoying than sports? Sports fans. Dee and Kate share the story of Rock'n Rollen Stewart who wore a rainbow wig while holding up JOHN 3:16 signs at sporting events and who was later sentenced to three consecutive life sentences for stink bomb attacks, kidnapping and hostage taking. Scottish-German listener calls in for some advice. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
To commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day, Dee tells Kate all about the Ahnenerbe, the Nazi think tank, that conducted archeological research and human experimentation to prove the ancestral supremacy of the Aryan race. Aussie listener calls in with an unsanitary story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
After buying a book about famous hijackings at Portland’s Powell Books, Kate's inspired to tell Dee about the notorious DB Cooper and the many copycat hijackers he motivated. Listeners call in to wish Dee a happy birthday. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate chat with Adrienne the Yoni Nutritionist about fishy vaginas, which smells worse: foreskin smegma or vaginal discharge, and how to gently tell your sex partner that you have anal warts. Marshall Island Tony has a moral compass and UK listener calls in with a cautionary tale about Planet of the Apes. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Los Angeles might be on fire but your intrepid hosts still managed to record a podcast. Dee and Kate deconstruct the conspiracy theories surrounding the LA fires ranging from energy weapons and DEI hiring practices to a larger globalist plot to deindustrialize the United States. New listener calls in about a psychedelic OKCupid date. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
As Dee approaches his 50th birthday, he’s inspired by the looksmaxxing social media influencers who promote unrealistic beauty standards to impressionable young men. Boner Villain calls in to wish Dee and Kate a happy new year and a listener shares his experience with cumnog. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 2 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.
Dee and Kate celebrate the worst Xmas ever with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele in Part 1 of the SW Holiday Show Spectacular.
Dee has always found the idea of Santa Claus to be a bit creepy but he would never murder him in front of a group of screaming children like one-eyed Nazi pedophile Paul Shafer who founded a fanatical Christian compound in Southern Chile. Listener calls in about Jewish Christmas. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Kate rhymes with hate and in this episode, Kate is full of it. As the holiday season approaches, you are forced to spend time with family members you see once a year who will inevitably ask invasive questions about your uterus. This year, S&W helps you respond to those infuriating breeding questions. Boner Villain wishes Dee a happy holiday season and Driver calls in with a December challenge. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate think everyone should do background checks on their Thanksgiving dinner guests. You never know if they might have killed, dismembered, cooked and stored their husband’s body parts like “Black Widow” Omaima Nelson. The WAD calls in about being SA’d. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate chat with America’s favorite Stepmom Ryan Keely about Halloween themed sex parties, shooting nun porn in Beverly Hills, and her new Dungeons and Dragons podcast “I Seduce the Dragon.” Caller asks how much masturbation is too much. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate’s dark family secrets hardly compare to those of the Alexander family which include messianic cults, incestual orgies and ritualistic murder. Marshall Island Tony calls in about the Japanese attitude towards WW2. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The cult-like infatuation of Donald Trump inspires Kate to explore the conspiracy theory that a Satanic cult orchestrated the Son of Sam murders of the 1970s. Listener calls in with some pressing questions for Kate and Driver is tormented by Facebook’s algorithm. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Making a concerted effort to avoid the election, Dee and Kate chat about the many deaths and mutilations that occur at amusement parks, in particular the notorious Action Park in New Jersey. Vibrato calls in with a history lesson. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate explore the intersection between horror fantasy and the dark theater of reality by examining real-life copycat crimes inspired by horror films. Listener shares his most despised Halloween candy and Marshall Island Tony calls in about the atomic bomb. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs. Happy Halloween!
Halloween would not be the same without witches. Kate tells Dee about two sexy Los Angeles witches: Marjorie Cameron, aka the Scarlet Woman, and Louise Huebner, the Official Witch of Los Angeles County. Siege calls in about a couch conundrum. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
After their armchair psychoanalysis of Halloween candy givers, Dee and Kate delve into the truth behind the urban legend of The Bunny Man and how a story mutates over time in location, frequency, and severity. The Swede calls in about his spotted dick. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
To kick off Spooktober, Kate tells Dee about the Ant Walkers of Hiroshima and how mankind created something much more terrifying than any ghost story. Big Poppa Smurf calls in about annoying Tiktok trends and Liz Short wants to know how Kate feels about birds. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate chat with independent presidential candidate Lucifer Everylove about Occupy Wall Street, near death experiences, and the reason all politicians should be required to attend Burning Man at least one time. The Drunken Pilot phones in about dating Greek women. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The recent pager explosions in Lebanon led Dee down a rabbit hole researching two bizarre CIA covert operations involving acclaimed Hollywood prosthetic makeup expert John Chambers. Caller phones in about her predilection for Adderall and part four of Jizzy Jake’s ATL bro-cation. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Gluttony and greed are considered to be negative qualities unless you’re a Mukbanger. Dee and Kate expose the dark side of this youtube phenomenon by covering the breaking news surrounding Nikocado Avocado and the mysterious existence of Kate Yup. Jizzy Jake’s brocation to ATL continued. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee’s looking forward to a potential civil war if Trump loses the election and hopes that his loyalists will expatriate to another country and establish a MAGA colony there like the Confederados did in Brazil in 1865. Marshall Island Tony is suspected of being a drug runner in Peru and Part 2 of Jizzy Jake’s brocation to ATL. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Queen of Melbourne Burly-Q, Celia Bow, joins us to discuss getting naked, the history of sleaze on Santa Monica Blvd, and how the Pink Pussycat theater turned skinema into murder. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The comedic drama American Fiction prompts Dee and Kate to chat about one of the greatest literary hoaxes of all time involving AIDs, Asia Argento, and a cross dressing child prostitute named JT Leroy. Rest in Peace to Gino’s Mam; Jizzy Jake calls in with the first installment of his wild road trip to Atlanta. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
A recent social media post by Nico Claux inspired Dee and Kate to watch the French horror film Martyrs which is loosely based on Claude and Monique Dunand’s sadistic house of horror. Glasgow Greg composes a new theme song for the show and Kevin has been taking a few too many mushrooms. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate commemorate the 55th anniversary of the Manson Family murders by discussing Charlie’s connections to the music industry in particular his relationship with John Phillips, a man just as evil if not worse. Allison calls in about her favorite Mel Brooks movie. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The recent assassination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran inspires Dee and Kate to discuss the targeted killings of the Kidon, Mossad’s clandestine Mission Impossible team. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
A week spent cemetery hopping leads Kate to ponder tales from the crypts featuring guest stars such as Charlie Starkweather, Billy Cook and famous celebrities like Roy Orbison and Frank Zappa who are mysteriously buried in unmarked graves. Driver calls in about the first time he saw tittays. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
It is with deep regret that I need to interrupt your regular weekly programming with this announcement. We recorded a particularly ghoulish episode this week with special guest Claudia in which we covered England’s National treasure Jimmy Savile and the depraved Beasty house in Glasgow. However, due to insurmountable technical difficulties, I am forced to release that episode as a patreon only exclusive. But I refuse to deprive you all of your weekly source of entertainment so I am gifting you a taste of the Second Show with this recent episode featuring the sexual misadventures of Long Island Lothario JoJo Kelly. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee’s recent discovery that a Hungarian circus dwarf played Alf leads him to explore the tragic, tormented, and scandalous life of his favorite dwarf actor Hervé Villechaize. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
After discovering the lonely grave of Maria Rasputin in a Los Angeles graveyard, Kate's inspired to investigate the life of the daughter of the Mad Monk and the legend of her daddy’s donkey dick. The WAD calls in about his balls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate chat with Tina Horn - podcaster and author of Why Are People Into That? - about fisting, brown showers, and erotic cannibalism. Listener calls in about his Capricorn cuckold fantasy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate discuss the origin of conversion therapy and how it became monetized and rebranded by evangelical Christians who use techniques such as hypnosis, counseling, exorcisms, and arousal reconditioning in their attempts to pray the gay away. Hot Liz Short calls in to complain about motherhood. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
In the first episode of a new series HelLA, Kate tells Dee all about Scotty Bowers who released a tell all book, “Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars” exposing all the stars he had blew and boned throughout his years being the blowjob king of Hollywood. Pauly calls with a question for Kate and Epic Farter is a bit under the weather. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Keeping with the gay pride month theme, Dee and Kate dive a bit too deep into the history of felching and other semen swapping sexual activities. Jizzy Jake calls in about coping with fatherhood. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
To kick off gay pride month, Kate tells the story of two ruthless cross dressing gangsters and how the Mafia started the gay nightclub scene of NYC as profit centers for their crime rackets. Buffalo Bill calls in about his cowboy coworker who enforces the law on the Texas border. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee draws comparisons between Kate’s facilitated sex for her cat Chi Chi, a South African father who masturbates his profoundly disabled son, and the hand angels of Japan and Taiwan who volunteer to provide hand relief to the physically impaired. Tommy calls in with an eviction story and Little Bill complains once again about never having sex with his wife. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Why would anyone want to live forever? Dee and Kate attempt to answer that question by delving into the Church of Perpetual life whose followers believe technology will advance to the point where death is rather optional. Glasgow Greg goes to the pokey and a listener is rather disappointed with Wackerle. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
In honour of Mother’s day, Dee and Kate recount the story of Barbara Daly Baekeland, a mother who loved her son so much that she attempted to cure his homosexuality by having sex with him resulting in dire consequences. Marshall Island Tony calls in about being a gigolo and listners calls in about Hollywood Bowl traffic. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate chat with indie actor and director Dennis Woodruff on how to make it in Hollywood without ending up on the casting couch. Listener is obsessed with Kate's toes and Dan from Aurora calls in to tell some corpse stories. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The college students protesting across US campuses have caught the attention of the world media but for how long? Dee thinks that if they want to hold court in the media circus for longer they need to turn their protest... DIRTY. Drunk Hot Elizabeth Short calls in to vent about parenting; Sober Hot Elizabeth Short calls in to chat about guinea pigs. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dead baby jokes are pretty funny unless they’re being told by serial killer abortionist, Dr Kermit Gosnell. Siege calls in about a fancy dress party and Driver shares a story of his family and their goat. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
OJ Simpson’s passing has sparked a maelstrom of emotions within Kate Rambo – mostly joy. Dee and Kate pay tribute to the notorious celebrity murderer by reviewing the conspiracy theories about who really killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Listeners informs Dee and Kate about the recent death of conjoined twins Lori and George Schappell and Stuart calls in with a story about a family friend who pursued his dream of becoming a porn star. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The recent revelation about the marriage of Abby Hensel leads Dee and Kate to explore the sex lives of several famous conjoined twins. Listener is upset about last week’s show; longtime fan rings in to reminisce about sending titty pics; Buffalo Bill wants to know Kate’s go-to karaoke song. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The man, the myth, the legend Lance Wackerle officially returns as a regular cohost of the podcraft. What happens if a passenger gets a boner on a 2,000-person nude cruise? Minnesota driver says he was playing 'Air Guitar' and 'Jamming Out' when he fatally struck pedestrian. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
In the early 80s, punk rock gangs ran wild in the streets of LA. Dee and Kate chat with Jimmy Genocide about bangin’, boozin’, and brawling with the notorious Los Angeles Death Squad aka the LADS. Swede calls in about his romantic New Years holiday with the missus to Auschwitz and Kenny from Aberdeen reveals Glasgow Greg’s true identity. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate compare the suspicious suicide of Boeing whistleblower John Barnett to the untimely and mysterious deaths of several other corporate whistleblowers who were moments away from providing damning testimony in very public court cases. Jason Decay calls in about ruining Valentine’s Day and a Drunk listener proclaims his love for Wackerle. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The extreme act of protest by US Air Force member Aaron Bushnell prompts Dee and Kate to explore the history of self-immolation as the ultimate act of defiance and a drastic form of suicide as well as look into the veracity of other forms of combustion that are more spontaneous. Driver calls in with a story about a special chair and a caller learns that the Shangri-Las invented barking in a recent Overkill episode. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee, Kate, and special guest Alexandria from the We Hate You Podcast discuss what went wrong with the recent “Willy’s Chocolate Experience” failure in Glasgow, Scotland. Callie calls in with an S&W missed connection and Tom Chrons uses astrology to find love. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
There’s no better way to relax after a busy day than on the sofa with a cup of Sleepytime tea… especially if the tea promotes messages of eugenics from aliens in solar systems millions of miles away. Dee and Kate spill the tea on another wacky American cult, The Urantia Foundation. Listener calls in about a tasty wet dream she had about Harrison and another listener shares a high school memory about an awkward encounter with an autistic classmate. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Valentine’s Day can be a lonely holiday, especially for the side hoes. Kate tells Dee all about the scandalous life of famous side chick, Vicki Morgan, who shagged her way from rags to riches and back again, ending with her beautiful face being bashed in. Glasgow Greg phones in with a story about a New Years threesome that didn’t exactly go as planned. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate celebrate Black History Month by delving into the life of John Howard Griffin, a journalist who darkened his skin to temporarily pass as a black man and journey through the Deep South in order to see life and segregation from the other side of the color line. Shelly calls in about an awkward encounter with an autistic classmate and Evil Bunny shares some memories about Mojo Nixon. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate explore the curious parallels between the mysterious deaths of three Kansas City Chiefs fans and the vanishing of five intellectually disabled men in Yuba County, California in 1978. Christian Slater calls in about his time in the armed forces and Siege shares a story about drunken scooter shenanigans. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Inspired by the recent juicy allegations that Vince McMahon is a sexual deviant, Dee and Kate swanton bomb into the past and present of one of the greatest and sleaziest ringmasters in history. Shelly calls in to tell us why you shouldn’t bring your dog on a Tinder date and listener lets us know that Capricorn chicks are freaks. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
It’s Dee’s birthday and the only gift he wants is to finally see Jerry Lewis’ legendary never released Holocaust film “The Day the Clown Cried” about a circus clown who entertains Jewish children in a concentration camp before they head to their final shower of doom. Atheist Preacher calls in with the grossest story ever told on air. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. day by discussing the little known first assassination attempt on the civil rights leader and several other assassination attempts carried out by women scorned and seeking revenge. MI Tony calls in to reminisce on his time working at a seedy Tokyo club and TF finally gets laid despite the risk of venereal disease. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
The recent UK police investigation of a virtual rape of a minor in the Metaverse causes Dee and Kate to ponder whether virtual rape should be considered actual rape. Jason Decay celebrates one year of sobriety by professing his undying love for this podcraft and listner calls in with a romantic story about the Amish. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Part 2 of the 2023 S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Check out the S&W Second Show on Patreon and Apple Podcasts to hear outtakes. Happy New Year!
Part 1 of the 2023 S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Check out S&W Second Show on Patreon and Apple Podcasts for outtakes and bonus content. Happy Holidays!
With the holiday season upon us, Dee and Kate suggest alternative recipes for your Christmas dinner from some of the more famous cannibals throughout history. Korean teacher shares a spooky tale from Cambodia. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Do the Amish celebrate Christmas? Do the Amish do cocaine? But most importantly, do the Amish commit murder? Find out this and a whole lot more about the one of weirder Christian denominations in North America. Marshall Island Tony calls in to correct Kate on sperm smuggling, Evil Bunny is inspired to make a family friendly film, and Matt the Trucker shares a story about a volunteer gig at a festival. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Dee and Kate discuss the recent trend in Israel involving the families of fallen soldiers having their deceased loved ones' sperm harvested to be posthumously used for in vitro fertilization (IVF). Tom Crohns calls in about being cockblocked by Santa. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.
Kate’s excited to celebrate her first “drinksgiving” but Dee cautions her to avoid the inevitable holiday weight gain by following the thin commandments of the pro-ana/pro-mia community. Buffalo Bill ventures into the shadowy underworld of male modeling. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
To commemorate the 45th anniversary of the Jonestown massacre, Kate highlights the shadowy private investigator Joe Mazor who might have inadvertently led the Reverend Jim Jones to order the mass suicide of his followers. Long time listener phones in about the etymology of the term blumpkin and Matt the Trucker discover something foul at the truck stop. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate’s obsession with the current season of 90 Day Fiance motivated her to research the crimes of two notorious Euro transsexual serial killers who prove that a leopard can’t always change its spots. Driver calls in about a close encounter with an SP. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Inspired by a visit to the Heaven’s Gate mansion in Rancho Santa Fe, Dee and Kate discuss the mass suicide in 1997 where 39 people “exited their vehicles” under the watchful eyes of cult leader Marshall Applewhite. Christian Slater calls in about last week’s show and Lothario has a story about hooking up with a hippy chick. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
On this Halloween Show Spooktacular, Dee and Kate contact former co-host Harrison from beyond the grave with the help of Psychic Medium and 'Good Witch of Hollywood' Patty Negri. Evil Bunny calls in with a creepy ouija board story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
To help Kate search for the perfect Halloween decoration, Dee shares the story of Corpsewood Manor, a gothic castle in the woods of rural Georgia, built by two homosexual satanists whose lives ended tragically in violent murder. Epic Farter calls in with the ball busting story of his vasectomy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
As Dee and Kate celebrate their two year anniversary this weekend, Dee's inspired by the story of mad doctor Carl Tanzler who kept his love alive long after death. Adam from Tokyo pours gasoline on the flame war with the Swede and Glasgow Greg calls in to join the melee. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Inspired by the new Aussie horror film “Talk to Me,” Dee and Kate delve into paranormal ritual games that involve attempts to summon an evil entity or to transport oneself to an alternate dimension, more often than not resulting in terrifying consequences. Tommy doles out some stinky revenge and Siege is bewildered by a German tourist. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate kick off the spookiest month of the year with eerie tales of supernatural encounters with the restless ghosts of Japanese Tsunami victims. Driver calls in about a mysterious cashier at a local restaurant. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Now that Kate Rambo’s [almost] a legit American, Dee suggests she start a lucrative new career as a fartfluencer on Only Fans, selling custom fart videos and personalized fart jars. Interview with fart fetish performer Amy Farts. Hot Liz Short calls in about ghost sex and the Swede slaps back in the flame war with Adam from Tokyo. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee lets Kate know if she wants to be a true Angeleno she’ll need to learn how to drive and spend thousands of dollars on gratuitous plastic surgery. Is it ethical for parents to subject children with down syndrome to purely cosmetic surgery that offers no medical benefits? Chi Chi calls in to let Kate know that he's disappointed with Father and Matt the Trucker shares a story about a drunk rotundo rampage at Wetherspoons. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate celebrates her favorite American holiday by dustifying the most outlandish conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11. Disgruntled new listener airs his grievances and Twisted Firestarter explains the reason he’s now a voluntary celibate. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
While packing Kate’s hoard for the move to Los Angeles, Dee's impressed by the number of books she has written by serial killers such as Johann Unterweger’s "Terminal Prison" and Jack Abbot’s "In the Belly of the Beast." These criminals became literary superstars in prison and their resulting celebrity gave them destructive freedom. The Wad calls in about his recent prostate exam and Glasgow Greg has his own Stinkor story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Is Lucy Letby the worst baby killer in modern British history or has there been a massive miscarriage of justice that finds her the victim of an NHS coverup? Adam from Tokyo calls in to share a story from the emergency room and the Swede phones in to ask Dee about Jewish demons. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate chat with forensic psychiatrist Dr. Robert M. Kaplan about whether there is any truth to the allegations that Adolf Hitler was into golden showers, homosexual encounters, and extreme S&M. Listener calls in to ask Kate about clit sex and a Canadian Englishman wants to have a vasectomy again. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Where is Shelly Miscavige? Dee and Kate delve into the mysterious disappearance of the First Lady of Scientology who has not been seen in public in over a decade. Callie calls in to explain how to remove the Covenant Eyes app from your device and Tom Jones phones in about Krav Maga and Crohn's Disease. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate review Christian anti-porn accountability apps – otherwise known as Shameware – that evangelical churches are using to monitor and discourage “sinful” behavior among their congregants. Kate’s Fake mum checks in and Buffalo Bill has some advice for Kate on how to coexist with the homeless. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
The Las Vegas police reopening the investigation into Tupac Skakur’s murder lead Dee and Kate to dissect the bizarre conspiracy theories surrounding his untimely death. Siege calls in with story about a foiled robbery and Cody calls in to share the graphic details of her husband’s vasectomy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate tells Dee about an event more brutal than the SAG/WGA strikes in Burbank - the murder of an elderly widow at the hand of Barbara Graham, aka Bloody Babs, and her underworld associates. The driver calls in with a vasectomy pep talk. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
In Part 2, Dee and Kate examine Dr Wilhelm Reich’s orgone accumulator and how the censorship he faced in the United States – the “land of the free” - brought on his eventual descent into madness. Listener calls in about a date with a big girl he met on Bumble. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
In the first of a two parter, Dee and Kate discuss the origin of one of the more prescient thinkers of the 20th century, Dr Wilhelm Reich, who believed that humanity could be cured through harnessing the power of the sexual orgasm. Longtime listener calls in to inform Dee about having a vasectomy and Buffalo Bill phones in with an update on the Las Vegas bachelor party. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Though Kate is already bored of hearing about the Titan submarine, she’s more than willing to share the grisly details about what happens to a human body during an implosion. Allison calls in with a Satanic panic story from her past. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
To celebrate this milestone episode, Dee and Kate invite former guest and author Malcom J Brenner back on the show to chat about his sexual relationship with a dolphin named Dolly and his experience with orgone energy accumulators. Several longtime listeners call into the show to offer congratulations. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Inspired by the Netflix show ‘Worst Roommate Ever,’ Dee and Kate provide an instructional guide on how to be a serial squatter and never pay rent again. Tommy calls in with a twist on the judgmental people watching game and Epic Farther phones in about the untimely death of his stuttering coworker. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee’s recent visit to Disneyland made him want to seek out the services of Japan’s Yonigeya to help him disappear without a trace and never have to endure the “so-called” happiest place on earth ever again. Boner Villain phones in with a very strange message and The Wad has to take a piss test. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
To kick off gay pride month, Dee examines the origin of the act of gerbilling to determine the truth behind the rumor that actor Richard Gere had a gerbil surgically removed from his anal cavity. Twisted Firestarter goes to a strip club in Poland. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate’s visit to the Menendez murder mansion led her to discover a sordid satanic sex abuse scandal involving the staff at McMartin Preschool, a schizophrenic housewife, and martial arts legend Chuck Norris. Swede calls in with a fight story, army guy has an update about his coworker’s scrotum, and Harrison’s swinger couple clears up the mystery. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Though Dee and Kate are nursing a hangover after a wild night at Jumbos Clown Room, they still manage to interview new patron Gary about his sister being sentenced to life in prison for the murder of an elderly veteran in West Virginia. Evil Bunny calls in about one of her favorite works of fiction and Marshall Island Tony shares a couple stories about genital mutilation. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate chat with Phil Italiano, the current publisher of Screw Magazine, about the life and times of obnoxious pervert and lovable rogue Al Goldstein, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover's sexual preferences, and spending millions of dollars to fight for free speech. Black Dahlia calls in about her sex demon named Ian. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee warns Kate to avoid protesting the King’s coronation because there might be a homegrown terrorist act reminiscent of the ones carried out by the CSA, the original architects behind the Oklahoma City bombing. AP calls in about removing the festering week-old corpse of a sodbuster. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
While Kate is gutted over the death of legendary talk show host Jerry Springer, Dee only wants to chat about transabled people who are obsessed with having their healthy limbs amputated. Twisted Firestarter calls in about not getting laid for four years and the Driver shares some stories of the various objects emergency room doctors have removed from patients’ anal cavities. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate think Coachella would be a prime hunting ground for serial killer couple Gerald and Charlene Gallego whose bloody and brutal rampage of kidnapping, rape, and murder spanned three states and claimed eleven lives between 1978 and 1980. Epic Farter calls in about his new tire kicker and Youtube addict discovers the podcast through a random Kate Rambo comment. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
A recent news story about the Colombian government having to relocate Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos lead Dee and Kate to present several cautionary tales each involving an owner of an exotic pet who suffered a violent and horrific demise. Army ranger phones in about self castration and Buffalo Bill takes a shower at his blow buddy’s house. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate celebrate Zombie Jesus Day with the grisly tale of Robert George Irwin an American sculptor who violently murdered three people on a Easter weekend in New York City in 1937. Boner villains calls to profess his love for Dee and Texican Kush phones in about a drunken weekend in South Padre Island. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Reeling from the recent passing of Diana Ross, Dee and Kate delve into the tragic side of Motown, particularly, the traumatic life and brutal death of Marvin Gaye. Listener calls in with a creepy story about a rapey ghost named Ian. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
To commemorate the 30-year anniversary of the deadly standoff in Waco, Dee and Kate share lesser known details about the life of cult leader David Koresh and the catastrophic raid that culminated in the death of 76 Branch Davidians including 25 children. Gino calls in to ask Kate for advice and Allison shares a heartwarming tale about the death of her coworker. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
An awkward encounter with an antisemitic cab driver inspired Dee and Kate to look into the exciting and dangerous life of Hitler’s dashing super spy: Otto Skorzeny. Lucas calls in about the deaths of several coworkers and the Swede will never drive while tripping balls again. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee interviews “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key about the evils of Big Pharma, satanic bioweapons, and his theory that the best way to prevent covid is drinking your own urine, or as he refers to it: God’s Golden Elixir. Tommy calls in about a death at the office and a listener phones in to hear Kate Rambo describe her porn viewing habits. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Tennessee's recent ban on satanic drag queen performances inspires Dee and Kate to discuss the right-wing conspiracy that TikTok is grooming children to be transgender. Korean English teacher calls in about avoiding a deadly disaster. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
After being unjustly shadowbanned by the IG overlords, Dee rails against the hypocrisy of the social media giants by revealing the return of Elsagate and secret dark web content hosted on their platforms that directly violate their so-called community guidelines. Epic Farter phones in for advice on how to avoid the friendzone and Texarkana Kush has a problem with his pussy(cat). Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate share the darkly romantic tale of Walburga Oesterreich, a married woman who kept her secret lover hidden away in the attic for over a decade. Tim calls in about traveling with coworkers to a conference in DC and the Youtube Watcher has a question for Dee. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
In part 2, Dee and Kate connect the Kardashian family with the Ku Klux Klan through their financial backing of Pentecostal Klan preachers William Branham and Roy Davis. Glasgow Greg calls in about a posh date with the “cripple” and a listener has a run in with a mentally handicapped person. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
In part one of this two part series, Dee and Kate investigate the sordid past of the world’s most famous social media influencers – The Kardashians - and their connection to faith healing cults, the Reverend Jim Jones, and ultimately the Ku Klux Klan. The Driver calls in about a forklift injury and Buffalo Bill is planning a bachelor party in Vegas. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee teaches Kate how to use binaural beats to ease her anxiety, summon a succubus, and naturally increase the girth of her penis. Listener calls in about a horrific workplace injury and Welsh guy gets stuck in a force field. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate examine the crimes of Bryan Kohberger, the Idaho murder suspect, and assess whether the media’s parallels to Ted Bundy and Dennis "BTK" Rader are truly on point. Kate's Fake mum has become radicalized and the Swede teaches a gang of tuffs a harsh lesson. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate return from Paris with a macabre tale of the glass-coffined 'Vampire Princess' of Pere Lachaise Cemetery who had an eerie final wish for a living companion within her tomb. Tim is a bit perplexed by the small penis contests of Mid-Michigan and FM is too busy adulting to spend time on the S&W Discord. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate thinks that mixed martial arts is gayer than pro wrestling. Dee chats with MMA fighter/bareknuckle boxer/drag queen Diego Garija about whether it's more difficult to take a punch to the face or walk in high heels. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Part 2 of the 16th annual Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill. Happy Holidays!
16th annual Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill. Happy Holidays!
In the final installment of a triple threat musical series, Kate and Dee recount the story of Father Yod – a war hero, bank robber, health food guru and finally, a polygamist cult leader. Listener calls in with a parenting nightmare moment. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
The second part in a three part series sees Dee and Kate travel back to the swinging 60s, when a drug bust would become legendary all thanks to a fur skin rug and a mars bar. This is the story of the Acid King. Big Red from PA calls in about inadvertently attending an ABDL convention. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
He’s innovative! He’s eccentric! And he died under mysterious circumstances in his Los Angeles skid row apartment. Dee and Kate profile the life of New Wave Theatre’s Eraserhead oddball: Peter Ivers. The Swede phones in about love and karate. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate chat with Miles Johnston, founder of the Bases Project, about programmable supersoldiers created in a secret laboratory inside Britain's own Dulce Base. Glasgow Greg phones in about delivering a dishonorable discharge in the Scottish Highlands. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
In the wake of a scandal that's rocking the chess world, Dee and Kate discuss the various methods used to cheat at the game throughout history. Twisted Firestarter shares his recent struggle and Suicide Show Bob is no longer suicidal. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate tells Dee everything he needs to know about the animal kingdom, specifically the wholesome lives of the pets of some of the most notorious serial killers in history. Marshall Island Tony calls in with a story about his time in Korea. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee feels Kate should become a paranormal investigator and study the research techniques of original ghost hunter Harry Price who investigated medium Helen Duncan and other famous British hauntings during the mid-20th century. Caller phones in to tell us about her aunt who lived in the Ossett murder house. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill. Happy Halloween!
Dee and Kate recommend the SW listeners celebrate Halloween with a seance involving ectoplasm and spirit guides like medium and spiritualist Helen Duncan, the last witch of Scotland. Liam from Toronto calls in about a near abduction of a family member and Rick from Leeds phones in a story about his mate’s colon. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill. Happy Halloween!
Kate arrives in Los Angeles just in time for Dee to challenge her notion of the living dead with the peculiar case of real life Haitian zombie, Clairvius Narcisse. Atheist Preacher phones in with a macabre story involving an obese corpse, a soiled pair of boots, and a pragmatic father. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate continue the Spooktober listener contest by discussing killer Aussie couple David and Catherine Birnie and the film that was inspired by their insatiable bloodlust. Tom Jones rings in with a story about almost killing the Queen. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate celebrate Spooktober with a listener contest to name the film that was inspired by the ghastly murders committed by Austrian psychopath Werner Kneisek. Big Poppa Smurf phones in about the rapey deathcore scene. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate kick off Spooktober with the grim and grisly Ossett murder case: was it demonic possession that caused Michael Taylor to kill his wife or a Christian cult that warped his sense of reason? Kate’s Fake Mum rings in to share her erotic royal fetish. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
After driving by the former Shilo Inn, one of the most haunted sites in Utah, Dee’s inspired to research the backstory involving the suicide of a failed prophet and his wife who murdered their children in an act of religious zealotry. The WAD calls in with parenting advice. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Rather than queue for 22 hours to pay her respects to the queen, Kate prefers to spend her free time arguing with pro-lifers on Instagram. Dee chats with artist Amanda Booth who makes custom “jizzy jewelry” using semen. Listener phones in to prove that not all male nurses are homosexuals. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
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While Kate mourns the loss of her beloved queen, Dee wants to know if Elizabeth II was an alien lizard humanoid or a cannibal seeking eternal youth. Tim calls in about a heavy situation at the maternity ward. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee thinks that Kate should be hypnotically regressed so she can contact her alien hybrid star children. Interview with Barbara Lamb, world-renowned alien encounter therapist and crop circle expert. Tom Jones phones in about a traumatic experience at work. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
After learning that the facebook overlords might delete Kate's account for posting CP, Dee draws several key comparisons between her and morbidly obese child murderer and suspected cannibal, Nathaniel Bar Jonah. Epic Farter phones in about his recent sexcapades. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee fears being run over by a crazed celeb in a Mini Cooper but Kate tells him that pales in comparison to the destruction caused by Shawn Nelson’s stolen Patton tank and Marvin Heemeyer’s Killdozer Death Machine. Buffalo Bill is planning a road trip and Twisted Firestarter has a shitty experience in basic training. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Was Sharon Tate in a Satanic cult? Did the FBI use psyops to weaponize the Manson Family? Was Helter Skelter a hoax? Did the murders occur because of a drug burn? To commemorate the death anniversary of Sharon Tate and friends, Dee and Kate unravel the various conspiracy theories surrounding the brutal murders on 10050 Cielo Drive. Waxer waxes sentimental in the bathtub and Jizzy Jake ponders his own mortality when he finds a dead cat. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate share the salacious story that gripped the British tabloids in the 1970s of former Miss Wyoming Joyce McKinley who chained a Mormon missionary to a bed for three days and raped him repeatedly. The WAD calls in to catch up. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee attempts to redeem himself after new Netflix schlockuseries The Most Hated Man on the Internet uses his words out of context and besmirches the good name of this podcast. Stuart rings in with a classic sick and wrong shit story. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Kate finally came down with the Covid. This week your hosts watched the iconic 90s film Boyz n the Hood to research the insane Hollywood story of Lloyd Avery II who played the Blood who shot Doughboy's brother Ricky in the film. Glasgow Greg calls in about an intimate encounter with his wife and Ted shares some grisly tales from his visit to Philadelphia's Mutter Museum. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate’s visit to the Gestapo prison museum in Cologne inspires them to discuss the brutal and sadistic interrogation methods of Hitler’s Secret Police. Drunk guy calls in about his special relationship with his dog and Kate’s Fake mum calls in about Dee’s recent colonoscopy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee admires England for marginalizing religious nutters rather than appointing them for life to the Supreme Court. Interview with author Bob Hickman who claims to be sexually violated and physically tormented by the Holy Ghost on a daily basis. Mash calls in with a graphic story about an ear injury and Jizzy Jake triumphantly returns to the show. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
The recent headlines about the Jan 6 incident involving the Secret Service and former Pres. Donald Trump led Dee to research a case where agents, investigating a counterfeiting operation, stumbled upon the most dangerous felon ever at large in America. Tom Jones calls in about visiting the multiverse on DMT and Marshall Island Tony holds a seminar on funeral rites in Japan. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
While Dee suffers anxiety from his impending colonoscopy, Kate lets him know that it could be much worse: he could be a migrant traveling with his family on Mexico’s Highway of Death. Glasgow Greg shares a curious dream involving his dog and a hobo and a longtime listener calls in with a story about an awkward date and an emergency digital rectal exam. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate hire a psychic to make contact with their deceased dads so they can wish them both a happy Father’s Day. Tim calls in about having a ball with his father-in-law and we hear from Epic Farter who recently purchased a serial killer van. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Mass murders are as American as apple pie, but the worst mass murder in US history you haven’t even heard of: The Bath School massacre. Kate’s Fake Mum calls in about some Top Gun trauma and a listener emails in a thought experiment. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee relives the horror of Kate’s wanton desecration of celebrity graves at a Los Angeles cemetery but she pales in comparison to Russian necropolist Anatoly Moskvin and his special doll collection. Listener calls in about his first experience with LSD at a Grateful Dead concert. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate discuss new revelations about serial killer John Wayne Gacy with Bob Motta, host of the Defense Diaries podcast, whose father was Gacy's defense attorney. Atheist Preacher calls in with a romantic story from his new job as a cadaver transporter. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate's recent visit to Pasadena inspired them to research the ghoulish crimes of mortician David Wayne Sconce who turned his family’s funeral home into a nightmare cremation factory. The Swede calls in about a horrific workplace injury and Tom Jones phones in a story involving MDMA and a woman who looked like Hagrid. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
After reading about correctional officer Vicky White helping inmate Casey White escape from prison, Dee wonders if Kate would do the same. Interview with author Toby Dorr who helped inmate and lover John Manard escape from a Kansas prison in a dog crate. Aussie cop calls in about a recent suicide. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Dee and Kate celebrate Mother's Day by interviewing Mixæl Laufer from anarchist biohacking network, Four Thieves Vinegar Collective, about their recipe for homemade abortion pills. Listener asks Kate for love advice and FM embarks on a speed dating adventure. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
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After researching Varg Vikernes' MYFAROG, Dee and Kate discover that fantasy RPGs are infused with regressive stereotypes about sex, race and power, starting from the OG Dungeons & Dragons to the oft-maligned F.A.T.A.L. Listener inquires about Dee's upcoming colonoscopy. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
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Dee and Kate booked a vacay to the Rhineland this summer, their first holiday abroad as a married couple, which leads Kate to wonder what did the perfect Nazi wife do to make her husband happy? Listener calls in with a story about a French doctor and a decaying tampon. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show and bonus minisode Overkill.
Inspired by the new Jackass Forever film, Dee and Kate explore the tumultuous life of Evel Knievel: original daredevil, con artist, and carnival showman. Listener calls in with a story of a violent Canadian house party brawl. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Dee's attempt to market the podcraft at his friend's wedding spectacularly backfires when he lets everyone know that this week's episode is about Dr. John Lilly who gave LSD to his dolphins while teaching them English and his lab assistant who gave them handjobs. Adam from Tokyo calls in about a horrific foot injury and Buffalo Bill professes his love for the movie Bloodsport. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
The recent parole of Frederick Newhall Woods inspires Dee and Kate to share the story of the notorious Chowchilla bus kidnapping where 26 children were buried alive. Borderline Christina calls in with her defense of cannibalism. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
For Kate's last week in California, Dee takes her to Disneyland to explore the many tragic deaths and mishaps that have occurred in the so-called happiest place on earth. Kate’s Fake Mum calls in about an identity crisis at work and Marshall Island Tony is rather upset with the hosts of this podcraft. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Kate follows the Manson Murder trail - from Alcatraz to the infamous gates of Cielo Drive. Inspired by her unholy quest, this week we blow the bloody doors off the ultimate murder mystery: who WAS the hottest Manson chick? A leek eating listener calls in with a psychedelic acid trip. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Kate's in Hollywood searching for stars and her wet dreams come true when she and Dee chat with writer and director Lloyd Kaufman about the upcoming Toxic Avenger reboot and his new film Shakespeare's Shitstorm. Vibrato the human vibrator calls in about Hanukkah. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
This whole world is going to Hell and Kate is here in Hollywood! In between visits to the notorious LA crime scenes, she plans to tell Dee who really killed the Black Dahlia and the reason she thinks the killer was a woman. Listener calls in with a fishy tale. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
While ordinary citizens in the Ukraine fearlessly take up arms against the invading Russian army, Dee feels it's only a matter of time until Putin unleashes his secret Psychic super soldiers from the basement of the Kremlin. British listener calls in with his observations on life in Los Angeles. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Kate’s birthday show is a severed sausage party where she gleefully recounts the tale of the murderous geisha Sada Abe who erotically asphyxiated her lover and then cut off his penis and testicles as souvenirs. Listener calls in with Valentine's Day story about a crack ninja and another listener has a torrid tale of two lesbians in a Prague strip club. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Dee feels the best technique to be disinvited from your in-laws' Super Bowl party is to overshare the graphic details of St Louis Cardinals defensive end Robert Rozier's violent crimes committed on the order of black supremacist cult, the Nation of Yahweh. Listener calls in with a nightmarish story about edibles and machetes. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Dee and Kate discuss the unbelievable life of Frank Dux, the only westerner to ever win the Kumite, an underground martial arts tournament shrouded in secrecy. Listener calls in with a heartwarming holiday story and Marshall Island Tony calls in about strippers and rodents. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
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A Denver author who self-published novels about his future killing spree leads Kate to share a similar story about Polish philosopher turned killer Krystian Bala and his sadomasochistic novel Amok. Listener calls in with a story about Hoteps, members of an African American antisemitic hate group. We will be livestreaming a tribute to Harrison next Saturday so send in your calls, messages, and favorite clips.
The recent passing of film director Peter Bogdanovich inspires Kate to tell Dee the story of the gruesome slaying of Playboy Playmate and aspiring Hollywood starlet Dorothy Stratten. Listener calls in with a tale about a large woman and Tom Jones calls in with a story about the family mutt. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
To commemorate Insurrection Day, Dee and Kate delve into the origin of the antisemitic conspiracy theory that the Jews masterminded the coronavirus pandemic for world domination. Christina calls in about filming a masturbation porn scene and the WAD is mistaken for a skinhead. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
In Part 2 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate chat with Dee's Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about Baby Shmuley's first Chrismukkah and their bittersweet move out of the Tenderloin. Wackerle spins a holiday yarn about his romantic gesture towards a former roommate involving her black sweater, a single red rose, and his special homemade eggnog. Happy New Year!
In Part 1 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate hear about Wackerle's new holiday innovation: Noon Year's Eve and John Steele lets us know how he plans to decorate his Christmas tree this year. Happy Holidays!
Dee reveals the psychedelic origin of Santa Claus and feels that if the whole family celebrated Christmas by drinking magic mushroom reindeer piss, this holiday would be much more tolerable. Listener calls in with a story about drunken sleepwalking. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
While Kate suffers from a seasonal sickness, Dee lets her know it could be much worse; she could be held captive in the basement pit of real-life Buffalo Bill, Gary Heidnik. Listener calls in with some Thanksgiving drama and celebrity martial artist Jean Claude Van Damme teaches us how to swear in Swedish. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Dee and Kate chat with former journalist Michelle Lyons about her memoir Death Row: The Final Minutes where she witnessed and reported on 300 executions by the state of Texas. Stuart calls in with a harrowing tale about his cross dressing father coming out to his intoxicated uncle and Mash shares an equally harrowing tale about snapping his banjo string during a rigorous dry humping session. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Dee's experience with post-Thanksgiving gastrointestinal distress leads him to give thanks for the invention of toilet paper and share its taboo and hygienic history with the listening audience. Christina calls in about a strange request from her Buddhist boyfriend which led to the discovery of her BPD. RIP Hank Von Hell.
Inspired by the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, Dee decides to launch a nonprofit with the goal of arming the teens of Wisconsin. Your hosts delve into the history behind the ruthless deputy gangs of LA county and highlight several active police gangs that are still menacing the community. Listener calls in with a story of crackhead karma. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
To commemorate Veterans Day, Dee and Kate reveal the horrific human experiments conducted by Japanese Mengele, Shiro Ishii, at Unit 731, the Auschwitz of the East. First time caller reminisces about the day he found out his violent drunk dad is a transvestite. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Kate Rambo receives a 10% off coupon to Adamandeve.com to commemorate her one-year anniversary as cohost of this fine podcraft. Dee interviews Andrew "Raz" Radziewicz, an FDNY firefighter and psychic medium who regularly makes contact with extraterrestrials and ghosts, including President Abraham Lincoln. Listeners phone in with belated spooky Halloween stories. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
In this scandalous Halloween episode, Dee and Kate reveal the ugly truth behind the con artists of the Conjuring Universe: Ed and Lorraine Warren. Listener phones in with a spooky tale of getting spiked at a costume party while dressed as Skeletor. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
A conversation about Naked Attraction spinoffs involving contestants with deformities leads Dee and Kate to discuss the intriguing life and death of Grady Stiles, aka Lobster Boy. Listeners phone in with spooky tales of homeless ghosts in Edinburgh, Japanese swear words, and Geordies who like to get pegged on special occasions. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, Overkill, and S&W Weekly Nooozzz.
Dee and Kate reveal the secrets of Himmler's Nazi Camelot where the deaths of millions were plotted by a round table of maniacal black-clad SS knights.. Listeners call in with stories of alternative Covid vaccines and roman showers. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Kate hopes to put the Ho in Halloween by telling Dee all about Vampira, the original Hostess of Horror. Not to be out ho'd, Dee spooks back with Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, in this spooktacular Halloween ho-down. Listeners call in with spooky takes of dead babies, ghost trains, and phantom pissers. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee, Kate, and Jojo kick off the spookiest month of the year by interviewing Ralph Sarchie, ex-NYPD Police Sergeant, Demonologist, and author of the book Beware the Night which inspired the 2014 film Deliver Us From Evil. Spooky listeners call in with tales of the paranormal, suicidal hoteliers, and ranch dressing. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
A brazen Brazilian bank robbery inspires Dee to tell the tale of John Wojtowicz and one of the most inept bank heists in history, immortalized in the 1975 film Dog Day Afternoon. Geordie caller shares a story of the first time he ever ordered brass. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
During Kate’s 9-day paid Covid holiday bender, she watched the 2000 film Chopper which inspired her to tell the tale of Australia’s most notorious toe-cutting psychopath. Kate’s fake mum rings in with a warm and fuzzy nursing nightmare. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Kate chat with Angelyne about her campaign for California governor, helping the homeless, UFO conventions, pink corvettes, and bringing back the otters. Marshall Island Tony calls in with a lewd take from a strip club in the Philippines. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
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While Kate was in labor this week with a tonsil stone, Dee was researching the story of Joe Metheny and his roadside BBQ stand to share as a cautionary tale for all those meat-eaters having Labor Day cookouts this weekend. The WAD phones in with a lesson on how to swear in Arabic. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent parole recommendation for Sirhan Sirhan leads Dee down a conspiracy wormhole examining the theory that he was hypno-programmed by the CIA to assassinate presidential hopeful, Robert F. Kennedy. Tom Jones calls the show to share a sordid tale from his life before becoming a world-famous performer. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee, Kate, and special guest Joe Kelly debate whether Axl Rose pissed himself onstage or if it's crotch sweat. Interview with Jody Plauche whose father tracked down and murdered the karate instructor that molested and abducted him in 1984. Listener calls in about his perineum spasm. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee's heading back to Detroit for the first time in over 10 years. To mark the occasion, Dee and Kate chat with Suzi Quatro, the Queen of Rock and Roll, about leather jumpsuits, Happy Days, and the recent documentary on her legendary career. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The anniversary of the Manson Family murders leads Dee and Kate to examine the connection between Charles Manson, the Son of Sam, and a Satanic cult known as the Process Church of the Final Judgement. Listener has an emotionally moving story about a dead crackhead and another listener calls in with a tragic story about a Bangkok prostitute. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee tries an all-natural MDMA alternative and discovers that it pales in comparison to the drunken glory of God after speaking with Pastor Brandon Barthrop from Red Letter Ministries. Listener calls in to remind Dee how old he is by listing major events in 2006 that coincided with the launch of this podcraft. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Senator Ted ' Zodiac Killer' Cruz calling Dee a "twisted soul" inspires your hosts to do a deep dive into the story of notorious Texas pederast killer Dean Corll. Phone calls include a nurse who calls in with a creative term for a vaginal fart and Twisted Firestarter's story of being arrested outside of a German brothel. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Sick and Wrong Podcast celebrates 800 episodes covering murder, mayhem, and morons for over fifteen years. Interview with legendary porn auteur Max Hardcore. Emotionally moving phone calls and emails from the listening audience. Thank you to everyone who has listened over the years and especially to those who continue to support the show.
Dee's concerned that his sexually deviant cat might turn into the next Israel Keyes, a meticulous serial killer, who deposited murder kits around the country so that he could hunt, rape, and kill by whim. Peacock killed in California after resident posted Craigslist ad seeking its elimination. Woman accused of plowing through ex boyfriend’s funeral now charged with vandalizing Jesus statue. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee celebrates America Day by memorializing a true American outlaw and bath salts spokesman John McAfee. Teen charged in drowning death of father after botched exorcism. British teen killed two sisters in blood pact with devil to win lottery. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
To wrap up Pride Month, Dee and Kate present two tales of lethal lesbians, the first attempted to murder icon Andy Warhol and the second involves two Michigan nurses with a sordid secret. Teen allegedly killed by dad over fetish photos didn’t want to visit him. Oregon man wanted for killing three people forced random woman to drive him 2,000 miles. Very special guest John Steele takes some birthday phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent wave of black queer rap artists lead Dee and Kate to delve into conspiracy theories that there is a Gay Mafia pushing a homosexual agenda in the mainstream media to emasculate black men. Airbnb reportedly paid tourist $7M after rape in Manhattan rental. Woman found guilty of murdering husband with concoction of scalding water, sugar. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee’s concerned that Kate might have caught the monkeypox and if that’s the case, she vows to unleash a walk of death worse than the original mass shooter Howard Unruh. Florida boy shot after dad agreed to take him on paintball drive-by. Bolton man runs over brother in law. Man tried to run over brother-in-law thinking he had put black magic curse on him. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
To kick off Pride month, Dee and Kate explore whether there is any truth behind the cross-dressing killer archetype by showcasing the numerous transsexual slayers of Australia. Self-styled satanist beheaded his cellmate but guards didn’t notice according to new report. UK woman got pals to drown vulnerable man after she ghosted him following sex. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee’s concerned that vaccine incentives will only encourage obsessive hoarders like Kate and he uses this opportunity to warn her by telling the story of the infamous Collyer brothers, known as the hermit hoarders of Harlem. Two Louisiana men accused of beating woman’s alleged rapist, then killing her. Director Babak Khorramdin killed and dismembered by parents in apparent honor killing. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
This isn’t a shit show but it is a SHIT show as Dee tells Kate the story of Michael H. Kenyon, the Enema Bandit, who picked butt only the tastiest ladies of Illinois and chose to cleanse their colons in watery ways. Florida woman allegedly crashes children’s birthday party, rapes teen. Sydney hoarder killed man and lived with the corpse for 15 years. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee feels we should hire vaccinated sex workers to cure Covid sexual anxiety prompting Kate to tell the story of the most successful Madam in LA history, Brenda Allen, the Hollywood Vice Queen. Indiana woman poisoned ex with fentanyl, strangled him with favorite tie. Stockholm panty thief nearly kills woman in laundry room. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee is ready for a hot vax summer until Kate kills his buzz with the gruesome story of Junko Furuta, a Japanese high school student, who was kidnapped, raped, and tortured for 44 days at the home of her classmate. Children’s author killed by neighbor who ‘thought he was Russian spy spreading Covid.’ A cult leader known as ‘Mother God’ was found mummified. Phone calls, Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee chats about getting tattooed on your nether regions with the world's premiere penis tattoo artist Jaded Moon. Joe Kelly stops by the S&W studio to chat about looking for a new tattoo gig in Hollywood. Caller experiences a minge-ury during a sexual encounter. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
With the pubs reopening in Ol' Blighty and Los Angeles, Dee and Kate feel that the timing is right to share the debauched tale of the alcoholic Canadian serial killer Gilbert Paul Jordan, who murdered prostitutes with deadly cocktails. Pregnant mum begged for life as crossbow maniac killed partner then shot her in the head. Cannibal son cut mom into a thousand pieces and shared her with the family dog. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Kate expose the violent history of Glasgow with the story of the Ice Cream Wars of the 1980s where rival gangs used ice cream vans in their feud for territory and power. Beloved high school basketball coach killed trying to rob Mexcian drug cartel. Pastor's wife confesses to plotting husband's murder along with their lover. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Britain is mourning the death of legend Nikki Graham and some other guy, Dee and Kate ponder using astral projection as a means to travel through time and space like the CIA psychic soldier training program Project Stargate. Texas boys who slaughtered family, left behind bizarre suicide note. Paramedic accused of using eyedrops to kill wife also set helicopter on fire. Caller concerned about Kate's vaginal farts. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Kate chat with Bill Kinison, brother and manager of legendary preacher turned rock star comedian Sam Kinison. Cage fighter who murdered his teacher ex-girlfriend, 47, and tried to kill her 15-year-old lover is jailed for life. UK man who murdered wife after row over chips jailed for life. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The attempted highway robbery of covid vaccines in Texas inspired Dee to tell the story of the Dixie Mafia outlaws and the Walking Tall sheriff who took a stand against them. Teen girls charged with felony murder for alleged carjacking of Uber Eats driver. SoCal man who drowned his two autistic sons in LA harbor gets 212 years in prison. Find out if Shmuley will keep his foreskin in the S&W phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Inspired by the recent Asian massage parlor shootings, Kate tells Dee all about her bad boy crush on Billy Cook, America's first spree killer. Florida man killed his grandfather, cut off his ears, and put them in his pockets. Louisiana man indicted for using Grindr to find gay men to kill and eat. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Baby Shmuley has arrived! Now that Dee is the cool uncle, he has some words of warning for his young nephew: Never be a D&D roleplayer as it only ends in murder. Dictator father only allowed his family two baths a week. Aussie dangerous driver pleads guilty to outraging the public. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Project MK Ultra seems like a stay at a 5-star hotel when compared to Canada's Oak Ridge Asylum where doctors conducted LSD-driven, nude psychotherapy sessions with criminal psychopaths. Indian man killed by his own rooster in cockfight. Jealous ex-boyfriend commits murder-suicide in Ohio. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The passing of publisher and City Lights bookstore founder Lawrence Ferlinghetti inspired Kate to tell Dee everything she knows about the Beat Generation murders. Oklahoma murder suspect confesses to killing neighbor, cooking her heart. Football coach had ‘nonse’ carved on his back in torture attack. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
For Kate's big birthday show, Dee and Kate chat with Ro Sahebi, the director of documentary Dead Bigfoot: A True Story about a hunter who claims to have shot and killed Bigfoot. Minnesota man charged with murder and detonating homemade bombs in hospital. NJ corrections officer admits to killing two women at airport. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Saddened by the loss of a mutual hero, first amendment champion and righteous outlaw Larry Flynt, Dee and Kate explore the shooting that paralyzed him for life carried out by white supremacist serial killer Joseph Paul Franklin. Mother pretended to be daughter to save her from murder-for-hire plot. Arkansas man accused of desecrating former neighbor’s grave. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The death cult cuties who fantasized about Richard Ramirez inspired Dee to research the origin of the Nazi fetish which emanated from Israeli Holocaust porn fiction known as Stalags. West Virginia VA chiropractor pleads guilty to sexually abusing his patients. Former rugby player Tom Carney jailed for life for murdering pensioner. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
A US congresswoman's claims that Jewish laser beams started the California wildfires lead Dee and Kate to investigate the conspiracy theory that Jews were behind the sinking of the RMS Titanic. WV mom fatally shoots five kids and sets house on fire before turning gun on herself. NC woman strangles and buries sister's boyfriend in twisted incest murder plot so sister could marry her own father. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The QAnon cult is lost and in despair without their orange-hued leader but Dee and Kate feel they lack the conviction of Pentecostal Preacher George Went Hensley, the father of modern-day snake handling, and his fearless congregants. Judge sentenced Michigan father to prison for son's backyard pool drowning. Grandfather dragged from chippy and beaten to death by stranger demanding 20 quid. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Most people are familiar with gay slayers John Wayne Gacey and Jeffrey Dahmer but their killings hardly compare to the cruel acts of torture and mutilation that Robert Berdella inflicted on his youthful victims. Mushrooms grow in man's blood after injecting psilocybin tea. African mob burns elderly woman after accusing her of witchcraft. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Inspired by the storming of Capitol Hill, Dee and Kate trace the source of QAnon's deranged belief system to a book authored by truth-seeker Bill Cooper, the forefather of American conspiracy theorists. Ecuador man wanted after wife killed, head superglued to hide injuries. Missouri girl's killers sought to remove demon. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In part 2 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate chat with specials guests Wackerle, Steele, and Dee's brother Jeffrey about ritual circumcision, used pornography, and the miracle birth of Steele's African American child. Happy Holidays!
In part one of the Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Kate chat with Ragga, the Icelandic seer of things unseen, about elves, dwarves, trolls, and the Yule Lads. Homeless couple tortured man with hot iron after he offered them shelter. Woman gets probation for robbing boyfriend she tied up for sex. Phone calls. Merry Christmas!
Fox News reports a pandemic twist on the war on Christmas but Dee and Kate reveal that the real war on Christmas occurred in Nazi Germany when the Nazis redesigned the holiday by rewriting carols, removing Christ, and replacing Santa Claus. WI man who fatally stabbed relatives to ‘save them’ from coronavirus is committed. UK man chopped uncle’s body into 10 pieces and fed them to badgers. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Happy Jewish Christmas. Dee and Kate chat with Deadbug, host of true crime Youtube channel Deadbug Says, about dreidels, mental hospitals, and ass fucking. Lancaster man charged with murder and decapitation of teen son and daughter. Gunman in Henderson triple slaying claimed to be comic book villain. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the midst of another Covid lockdown, Dee and Kate feel people should use their time constructively by taking amphetamines, conducting seances, and experimenting with sound like legendary British record producer Joe Meek. Mother suspected of locking up her son for 28 years in Sweden. Australian mom allegedly stabbed 100 times, beheaded by ‘demon’ daughter. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Kate share a family friendly Thanksgiving tale about Joseph Stalin's prison island of death or as the locals call it: Cannibal Island. Abhorrent UK man broke into farm and had sex with chickens. Texas man sentenced to life in killings of couple for fake carnival mafia. Dee has joined the dark side and is now a Reddit dungeon keeper. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The winner of Kate's accent challenge is revealed and it's fortunately not Wearside Jack, whose infamous hoax phone call misled the investigation into the Yorkshire Ripper murders. Las Vegas man reportedly sacrificed animals as part of curse on sex workers. DNA evidence catches man who asked five-year-old to watch him defecate in Aberdeen garden. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Kate ponder the Japanese obsession with super handicapped pro wrestling, and how it seemingly inspired a series of murders in 1990s Kobe...or did it? Nevada mother kills children for organ money. Virginia gynaecologist faces 465 years in prison for unnecessary surgeries. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The covid closing of the notorious Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre prompts Dee and Kate to wax nostalgic about the Golden Age of Porn and how a sexual revolution ended with bloody murder. WI man allegedly beat his sex offender grandfather to death with hammer. Man in devil mask allegedly killed girlfriend and sister, wore innards around neck. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Sick and Wrong Halloween show and launch of S&W 3.0. Dee Simon and the new official cohost debate the legitimacy of spectral rape while recounting the horrifying story of Doris Bither and the Entity Haunting. Bailey Boswell, the girlfriend of Dating App Killer found guilty of murdering Sydney Loofe. Cannibals lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma woods, performed illegal castration. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and guest host Kate Rambo attribute the gruesome murders of Italian death metal band the Beasts of Satan to a malignant melange of Satanism and drugs. Mum tried to kill her adult sons by putting lit disposable barbecues in their bedrooms. Alleged abductor doing CPR on unborn baby when pulled over. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and guest host Christopher discuss the poly scene in British Columbia. Dee chats with Greg D'Alessandro, Editor-In-Chief of the Weekly World News, about his plan to bring the iconic publication back. Serial killer fan murdered woman in flat of horrors. Texas man may have worn blackface, fake beard to kill mother of infant daughter. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee Simon and guest host John Michael chat with Richard Van Steenberg from ET UFO Disclosure about Donald Trump being a humanoid extraterrestrial and the truth behind his Covid-19 diagnosis. Louisiana priest arrested for alleged threesome on church altar. Arkansas pastor arrested for allegedly doing meth with parishioners and exorcising toddler. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and special guest host Kate Rambo recount the grisly story behind Britain's most hated serial killer couple Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. Joel Guy Jr. on trial for killing and dismembering his parents after Thanksgiving dinner. NH man kills wife’s lover and demands she decapitates him. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee Simon chats with transexual anarchist satanist Aria DiMezzo about winning the GOP primary for County Sheriff of Keene, New Hampshire. Amish brothers avoid jail time for sex with 12-year-old-sister. Vietnam confiscates over 300,000 recycled condoms for sale. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and guest host Shauna discuss Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton and the many reasons to be wary of a man who lives alone on a pig farm. Illinois family discovers dismembered remains in visiting relative's luggage. San Diego man accused of trying to kidnap 6-year-old girl from her blind father. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and special guest host John Michael reveal the true secret of NIMH is a terrifying experiment using mice to demonstrate the risks of overpopulation. Nursery worker sat on babies to make money for holiday after being recruited by pervert on Facebook. Minnesota man accused of fatally shooting wife, injuring two neighbors. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and guest host John Gebbia discuss the debacle involving Bella Thorne and OnlyFans with fetish sex worker Gwen Adora. British teens jailed for life for samurai sword murder of factory supervisor. IL woman allegedly killed boyfriend with SUV. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Inspired by a musical western featuring an all dwarf cast, Dee pitches an idea to guest host Lee Gadsby that could jumpstart his writing career. Incest mom, 64, and son, 43, are caught having sex by the son’s wife. Sheep farmer placed metal shards inside jars of baby food at Tesco. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Harrison struggles to contain his excitement for the 2020 RNC, Dee shares the grisly, unsolved case of the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run, also known as the Cleveland Torso Murderer. UK man faked cancer and took 20 pills a day to stop girlfriend breaking up with him. Guy in online group that points firearms at genitals has predictable accident. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee chats with vampiric presidential candidate and former pro-wrestler Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey. UK teen killed teaching assistant in woods and moved body in wheelie bin. Florida man kills Burger King employee over drive-thru wait time. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee thinks Harrison should refuse to accept the bill for his recent hair plugs by claiming that he's a sovereign citizen. NJ teen allegedly stabbed his neighbor to become TikTok famous. YouTube prank stars Stokes Twins charged with felony after fake bank robbery video. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee's hedonistic weekend leads him down a research rabbit hole into the history of the glory hole. British man who lost penis to blood infection has new one built on his arm. Sex cult led by a 77-year-old man known only as The Doctor uncovered in Italy. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison delve into the Wayfair child trafficking conspiracy with the hosts of the Pardon My American podcast. Suspect in death of N.J. judge’s son is linked to California killing of MRA lawyer. Medics fear man's stomach will explode after he swallows laughing gas canister. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison draw parallels between the recent incidents involving federal agents in Portland and the Stasi secret police of communist East Germany. Dismembered tech CEO’s assistant pleads not guilty to gruesome murder. Woman who refused to wear a mask in Starbucks now wants half of $100,000 donated to barista. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison returns from his road trip with a harrowing tale of pestilence, hysteria, and existential despair. Johnny Depp says feces in bed was last straw in marriage to Amber Heard. Dutch police discover secret torture site in shipping containers. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Harrison road trips across the USA, Dee and special guest hosts Wackerle and Steele celebrate the birth of our great nation. TikTok teens traumatized after finding luggage full of human remains on Seattle beach. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee suspects Harrison might be boompilled as they unravel the conspiracy theories behind the recent onslaught of fireworks being set off in cities all over the US. Porn star Ron Jeremy charged with sexually assaulting four women. Pedophile hunter jailed after another group unmasked him as child sex predator. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Dee hunts for the perfect apartment in Los Angeles, Harrison recounts his treasure-hunting expedition in the mysterious French village of Rennes Le Chateau. UK woman who had sex with three dogs claimed she didn't know it was illegal. Man charged with killing his neighbor at her home used a box to hide his rifle. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison fear that the protestors in the CHAZ area of Seattle might suffer the same tragic fate as the Branch Davidians of Waco, Texas. Woman defecated on ex's doorstep because he drank wine from a tumbler. Man charged with poisoning homeless people with peppers. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison feel that rather than spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery to better their lives, incels should focus on self incendiary mutilation with homemade explosives. Indian man arrested for allegedly killing wife with cobra. Spanish porn star detained for manslaughter after toad-venom death. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison question whether the violent riots over George Floyd's death are being exploited by Neo-Nazi groups to fulfill their wet dream of a race war. Central Park Karen once accused ex-colleague of romance scam. Aussie man with machete acquitted in sex fantasy identity mix-up. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee feels Harrison's recent procurement of a strand of Charles Manson's hair is going to lead him to create an exo suit consisting of serial killer murderabilia like the Carpet Sample Furry guy. VA man killed neighbor and gouged his eyes out over noisy rooster. NY man stabbed to death by son during Zoom meeting. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Through chatting with the founder of the Big Igloo Bois FB group, Dee and Harrison learn that the Boogaloo movement has little to do with the 1984 Breakin' sequel. Professor Bing Liu researching COVID-19 killed in apparent murder-suicide. Son charged in mom’s gruesome meat cleaver slaying. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison celebrate Montecore Day by revisiting the time illusionist Roy Horn was mauled onstage, ending the long-standing Las Vegas show Siegfried & Roy. Paralyzed mother pulled from grave three days after son 'buried her alive.' NY woman repeatedly stabbed roommate who criticized her drinking. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison's Twitch suspension prompts Dee to inquire about controversial Youtube star Onision. 'Suitcase killer' Heather Mack who murdered millionaire mom to be released. Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison feel that Australian journalists need to be more creative when naming their boogeyman as they recount the horrifying tale of Mr Cruel. Oregon woman fatally beaten by boyfriend's teen son. Minnesota man admits killing, dismembering woman in garage. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
During the quarantine period, Dee and Harrison feel that a fun family pastime would be to mentally conjure a spiritual entity like in the Philip Experiment of 1973. Brooklyn murder suspect claimed to have killed and eaten his father. Masked women kidnapped and beat rival in Idaho love triangle. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
A QAnon theory about Patton Oswalt leads Dee and Harrison to probe into the conspiracy linking 5G networks to the Coronavirus. Florida woman put 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes. Holistic health guru stabbed dead inside Manhattan wine shop. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The Megachurch pastors lauding their Covid-19 sterilization machines brings to mind the 19th century God Machine of John Murray Spear. 16-year-old rodeo sweetheart murdered by childhood friend. Train engineer derailed train in attempt to attack Navy hospital ship. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
To help distract from the misery of our quarantined existence, Dee shares the sordid tale of unrepentant necrophile, Karen Greenlee. FL man told wife he had vast fortune but allegedly killed her when she found out he was lying. MI mother found guilty of murdering, dismembering son. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison predict that Covid-19 household isolation will induce murder and mayhem much like the curious case of Theresa Knorr. Japanese man who killed 19 at disabled facility sentenced to death. Vermont woman allegedly slit boyfriend’s neck, drank tea In bloody apartment. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the midst of societal collapse, Dee and Harrison ponder the conspiracy theories surrounding COVID-19. UK pervert wore school uniform to carry out depraved attack on young girl. Cambridgeshire woman tried to get four different men to murder her ex-husband. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the unexplained disappearance of adventurer Kenny Veach in the Mojave desert while searching for the elusive M Cave. UK woman decapitated mother and kissed severed head. Florida Man arrested in connection with Polk County double homicide. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the mysterious broadcast hijacking incidents involving the Vrillon alien voice and Max Headroom. MD man stabbed multiple people with syringe full of semen. Woman zipped boyfriend inside suitcase, filmed as he suffocated. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison explore the story of the murderous Papin sisters that inspired the Oscar-winning film Parasite. ‘Charlie's Angels' stuntwoman and husband dead after shootout with her ex. Iowa man forces woman to watch the film Roots to understand her racism. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee thinks Harrison should join the Terra Joulle cult where he can smoke DMT and become one with his body, soul, and spirit. Man stabbed, skinned, and dismembered wife in gruesome attack in Mexico City. Father ran a sex cult out of daughter's Sarah Lawrence College dorm. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The lavish refinement of Harrison's Oscar party brings to mind the immortal dandy fop of 18th-century European high society known as the Count of St Germain. Kansas woman convicted of beheading ex-boyfriend’s mother. Florida man achieved ‘life goal’ by smothering ex’s 95-year-old beau in nursing home. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with author and paranormal researcher Jason Offutt about his book Chasing American Monsters. Mother of two missing children joined doomsday cult and threatened to kill husband. Bridesmaid destroyed best friend's wedding and cost her 50k pounds in fake job scam. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss Nazi Germany's commuter train serial killer dubbed the S-Bahn Murderer. CA man charged with murder of three teens after ding dong ditch prank. TX man charged in bizarre witchcraft, sex crime murder on trial. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to unravel the mystery surrounding the death of singer-songwriter Elliott Smith. Michigan man claims he's an 8-year-old girl while defending child porn collection. Panama religious sect kills seven in bizarre ritual. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee thinks the only cure to Harrison's downward spiral is for him to join a cult, like the Divine Order of the Royal Arms of the Great Eleven. Michigan man charged in Grindr slaying of Kevin Bacon. MA professor accused of trying to kill colleague in Christmas Eve attack. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ponder the internet mystery of the Chosen Won Youtube channel where Detroit area prostitutes are interviewed and some are later found murdered. Teen kills pedophile priest by ramming crucifix down his throat. TX woman shot to death by ex-boyfriend at her birthday party on Christmas eve. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In Part 2 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee chats with Director Julien Nitzberg and Actors Daniele Gaither and Ogie Banks about the new Michael Jackson musical "For the Love of a Glove." Dee and special guest hosts Sleazy E and Steele express their overwhelming love for the holiday season. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes. Happy Holidays!
Part 1 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests: S&W Fan Favorite Fearful Mess and TS pornstar Juliette Stray. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes. Happy Holidays!
Dee and Harrison advise aspiring spree killers to learn from Nikko Jenkins and blame their motivation on an Egyptian deity. Exhibitionist stabbed to death by friend after exposing his penis as a 'party trick.' Melbourne shapeshifter confesses to strangling her lover. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the Human Design System as they prepare for the coming of the Homo Superior race known as The Rave. LAPD officer allegedly fondles dead woman's breasts. Virginia woman accused of beheading boyfriend, shouting 'let me get my heads.' Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
A broken-hearted Harrison tells guest hosts Schlitzie and Jizzy Jake about the legend of Tom Benton, a New Hampshire doctor who keeps himself alive forever through murder and organ harvesting. Ghost of masturbating ape haunts hallways of grand country estate in Dorset. Racists sent banana to black man on Wetherspoon app. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison acknowledge the impending Thanksgiving holiday with tales of history's most infamous gluttons. Man who strangled sister to death believed his chicken dinner was possessed by Satan. German socket sadist convinced 88 girls to electrocute themselves. Phone calls.
Before Dee travels to Tokyo, guest host Lance Wackerle warns him to watch out for the Japanese subway gropers known as Chikan. California woman claims homeless man dumped a bucket of hot feces on her head. Man who choked and set fire to girlfriend's step-grandfather makes novel warrior gene defense. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent Mormon massacre in Mexico calls to mind the sinister machinations of Ervil Lebaron aka the Mormon Manson. Senior French official accused of drugging women to watch them urinate. Shock in Russia as Napoleon expert confesses to chopping up lover. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ponder the scientific feasibility of the fantabulous time travel contraption of Madman Marcum. Texas man stabbed stepmom to death over Dallas Cowboys win. Lesbian werewolf bites off friend's ear in sex attack. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with Jon Schnitzer, the director of Haunters: The Art of the Scare about the rise of extreme horror haunts. Pedo hunters use unnecessary violence against two suspected sex offenders. Furious husband chops off rapist’s penis after catching him attacking wife in the street. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison reveal the liberal cabal who seek to deconstruct gender roles by dispersing insidious hypnotic Sissy Porn. Elderly care staff accused of running a dementia fight club. Family spent nine years in secluded Dutch farmhouse ‘waiting for the End of Days.’ Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent cattle killings in Oregon prompt Dee and Harrison to discuss the unexplained cattle mutilations of the 1970s. PA groom accused of sexual assault begged victim to take morning-after pill. Lunatic mother slashes idiot's throat in Taco Bell melee. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee suspects Harrison's psychedelic alien experience contaminated him with virulent substances like the mysterious Toxic Lady. Las Vegas teen charged with murder after police find missing man dead in sleeping bag. Atlanta woman didn't know boyfriend shot her in the head. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison share the grim, redemptive tale of Pedro Rodrigues Filho, the Brazilian real-life Dexter who was a serial killer of other criminals. Florida woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel. NY college student acts autistic to scare off would-be rapist. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Despite Harrison's feeble objections, Dee assiduously chronicles the story of the singing and dancing Ovitz family known as the Seven Dwarves of Auschwitz. Neglectful parents claim adopted daughter is actually adult dwarf con artist. PA supervillain used customized fleet of drones to drop explosives on ex-girlfriend's home. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison barely scratch the surface of the internet phenom and collective toilet of 4chan trolls, Chris Chan. Dyke Industries spree stabber. Psychic who promised to lift curse gets prison time. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison receives a mysterious package which brings to mind the unsolved Chicago Tylenol Murders of the early eighties. Hapless UK husband fails spectacularly to murder wife and kill himself. Michigan man accused of putting fatal dose of heroin in his wife's cereal. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee rattles Harrison with lurid depictions of the Rat Man child murders committed by Tsutomu Miyazaki aka The Human Dracula aka The Otaku Killer. Nurse used patient’s vagina as ventriloquist dummy to amuse colleagues. Georgia Uber driver bitten and attacked by woman on street. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While en route to a bachelor party in Denver, Dee plans to explore the Illuminati bunkers underneath the DIA (Denver International Airport). Florida man massacres ducklings with his truck. Couple fakes birth and death of baby in elaborate GoFundMe scam. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee celebrates Episode 700 by inviting male porn star Stirling Cooper on the show to chat about stepdad porn, DVDA, and blowbangs. Woman's vaginal steaming left her with second-degree burns. Russian pro-meat activists eat raw squirrels in front of vegan food stand. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison reveal secret Chinese plot to create human monkey hybrids for future bitcoin-powered Planet of the Apes. Brazilian drug dealer attempts prison escape by wearing silicon mask of his teenage daughter. Boss beat slaves and forced them to build travelers pub in back garden. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison prefers to politely block folks rather than burying them in self-storage like Las Vegas' Wiccan female killer Brookey Lee West. UK mother guilty of murdering young daughters who ruined her sex life. California murder suspect raps about killing girlfriend. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison contemplate a new business venture into the grisly industry of brokering body parts. Aussie horror film fan decapitates mother. Clown instigates massive brawl on UK cruise ship. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with Gilberto Valle, the Cannibal Cop, about thought crimes, fetishes, and the best reduction sauce for human flesh. Life was a living hell for father abused for years by his three daughters. Doomsday prepper couple is accused of abusing two victims on their farm. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss storming Area 51 with the organizer of the Facebook event "Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us." Youtube software engineer embarks on a 4th of July LSD fueled rampage. UK jockey is killed by a lethal metal straw. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to explain the reason thousands of people mysteriously disappear from US National Parks. Interview with Andrea Lankford, author of Ranger Confidential: Living, Working, And Dying In The National Parks. CA Music teacher accused of filming himself ejaculating into flutes. UK chav threatened ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend before he and his family murdered him. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
To escape the soul-crushing boredom of jury duty, Dee enlists the help of Harrison to uncover the subterranean city of the Lizard People of Los Angeles. African man arrested for murder of missing University of Utah student Mackenzie Lueck. Florida man shows up at neighbor's bonfire after killing mom and family dog. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the bizarre and violent history of Los Angeles rehab cult: Church of Synanon. Missouri woman to serve life in prison for murder of mentally disabled man. Phony millionaire convinces Alaska teen to murder her best friend. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ponder the salacious details of the NXIVM sex cult trial. Man convicted of murdering Mcstay family and burying their bodies in the Mojave desert. Romanian man with vegetable fetish kills partner with carrot. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee's workplace dilemma leads your hosts to discuss the notorious bodies in barrels murders in Snowtown, South Australia. Mentally unstable man hurls boy off Mall of America balcony. Texas father shoots son, has ‘Father-Son’ talk, then stabs him to death. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent acts of self-immolation in Washington DC prompt Dee and Harrison to discuss the motivation behind the ultimate act of defiance. Canadian man accused of ordering child sex doll found not guilty. Uber passenger's death draws attention to vomit fraud allegations. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Since they weren't invited to a Memorial Day BBQ, Dee and Harrison spend the day chatting about a Russian serial killer family dubbed the Gang of Amazons. Womb raider mother-daughter duo strangle pregnant teen. Brit waitress stabbed by gypsies in shaming ritual. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Due to the spate of radical anti-abortion legislation, Dee and Harrison feel the need to share DIY abortion techniques. Man arrested in his underwear with wife's dead body in passenger seat. German crossbow deaths part of murder-suicide pact by medieval sex cult. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the existential conundrum faced by Scientology's Sea Org after being quarantined for measles. Preacher's son led gaslighting plot to seduce pensioners before killing them. Pennsylvania nurse took nude photos of elderly patients. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison celebrate Cinco De Mayo by discussing Operation Paperclip, the secret US government program to import Nazi scientists. Boston man bites gas station attendant's face and hisses like a cat at witnesses. Arkansas wife shoots husband to death over his porn habit. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discover that the semen-eating anal worm harmonizes with Ouroboros, the worm that eats itself; and that all bow down to the master of mystic auto-fellatio: Dr. Infinity. Pennsylvania woman killed after falling into meat grinder. Florida man attacked mother for refusing to dress his mannequin. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Speculation on the burning of Notre Dame leads Dee and Harrison into a discussion about apocryphal anathema - namely, the first and only female pope, commonly referred to as Pope Joan. Randy Arizona couple blackmails Mexican day laborer. Russian Houdini fails to escape his handcuffs. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the tragic duality of Mexican serial killer Juana Barraza: luchadora by day; old lady killer by night. Playboy model Kelsey Turner arrested in murder of doctor sugar daddy. Brazilian teen killed 5-year-old brother, cut off and ate his penis in black magic ritual. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with author William E. Jones about fisting, gentrification, and his new novel "I'm Open to Anything." Arkansas men shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests. Chicago man who claimed to be missing boy charged with lying to FBI. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison boldly explore the satanic slaughterhouse of Chicago’s notorious Ripper Crew. Deadly sword attack at Church of Scientology in Inglewood. Alien reptile internet cult played central role in death of NJ man. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison are outraged that the 2020 presidential candidates are ignoring the most pressing issue of our time: Black Eyed Children. Kidnapped Boston woman kept in drunken hell for three days. Arizona Momager pepper sprays kids to force them to perform. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In their attempt to celebrate St Patricks Day, Dee and Harrison reach into Ireland’s rich cultural history to discuss the murderous Scissor Sisters. 24-year-old Staten Island man murders Gambino crime boss. Armless Welsh swimmer slashes father with foot knife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the wake of Leaving Neverland, a damning documentary about Peter Pan, Dee interviews Michael Jackson truther Casey Rain. Evil sisters nearly commit the perfect murder. German man who poisoned colleagues' sandwiches gets life in prison. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Kim Kardashian warns parents to keep an eye out for Momo, Dee and Harrison warn listeners about Charles Albright who plucked the eyes out of prostitutes. Man found dead in SF Bay was hanged, drugged, and stuffed into a suitcase. Feral children who didn't know their own names found living in feces-ridden Texas home. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ditch the swanky Oscar parties of Hollywood to discuss Dr. Malachi Z. York and his abusive leadership of the Nuwaubian Nation cult. KTLA News Anchor dies from crystal meth overdose during wild tryst. California man with Zeus delusion caught sucking toes of sleeping woman. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee's so obsessed with finding the Harlem Shake Poop video that he almost neglects to mention the story of Tracey Wigginton, the Lesbian Vampire Killer of Australia. Colorado trail runner kills mountain lion with his bare hands. Florida man arrested for performing sex acts on dog while dressed up like a husky. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Dee recovers from a drunken idiotic scooter mishap, Harrison dials into that BBS in the sky and reminisces about the birth of Doom and the first person shooter. Talkative NJ artist describes killing his childhood friend and dumping her body. UNC student finds man hiding in her closet and wearing her clothes. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison follow in the footsteps of retired, toe-sucking detectives to unravel the mystery of...the Smiley Face Killers. German surgeon killed lover with cocaine in his foreskin. Devoted husband throws meth death party for dying wife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the role court dwarves played in the careers of Ozzy Osbourne, Kid Rock, and the Geto Boys. Obese man lives out fantasy of having Taiwanese stewardesses wipe his ass. Giraffe-necked Oregon man sexually assaults horse. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to cheer each other up with the cautionary tale of Andrew Blaze, whose attempt at viral fame through murder-suicide went awry. Texas woman accused of having hoax condition for sexual gratification. Irish man injects semen into his arm to cure back pain. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison wield Vril energy to debate Taylor Swift's secret identity as an Aryan goddess. Gay escorts play Ed Buck's meth challenge in West Hollywood. Proud Boy wannabe accused of murdering ‘lizard’ brother with sword. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the first episode of the new year, Dee tells a sickly Harrison about the grisly acts of serial killer Joe Ball, the Alligator Man of Elmendorf, Texas. Phoenix woman in vegetative state for over decade gives birth at nursing facility. Man bites chunk off person's ear following hot tub argument over conspiracy theories. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Part two of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with specials guests Lance Wackerle, John Steele, and Dee's brother Jeffrey. Much like The View with developmentally disabled hosts, the group chats about Xmas miracles, gender-neutral Santa Claus, and Jeffrey's table of cocks. Interview with Brian Sloan, the creator of the Autoblow AI. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In part one of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular, Dee and Harrison celebrate Episode 666 by airing their Xmas grievances and interviewing West Memphis Three member Damien Echols about magick on death row. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
A listener submission prompts Dee and Harrison to discuss the impending release of the Monster of Worcester, David McGreavey. California teacher accused of forcibly cutting student’s hair while singing National Anthem. Jamaican hotel staff create ‘horrifying’ effigy tribute to British couple’s dead son. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison's friend Jarrett Kobek comes on the show to discuss his new book about the violent life and versatile works of rapper XXXTentacion. Florida Men Killed Roommate Over PlayStation Theft. Colorado Man Claims Teenager Hired Him on Craigslist to Kill Her. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
George H.W. Bush's recent passing prompts Dee and Harrison to discuss the mad science of Vladimir Demikhov, the Soviet Dr. Moreau. Utah woman shot dead by husband's ex-wife as she decorated Christmas tree with his kids. Glasses fetishist forced woman to put on shades then pleasured himself in Cardiff. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison consider seeking immunity from death and prosecution through the black magic of Adolfo Constanzos and his human sacrifice cult. US missionary killed by isolated island tribe. British dad forced son to have sex with stepmum to 'cure' him of being gay. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Thanks to a listener submission, Dee and Harrison learn about the notorious Oskar Dirlewanger Brigade and their misdeeds of wanton brutality. Michael Myers wannabe murders mother in Florida. Man found guilty of murder in ‘Mommy Dead and Dearest’ trial. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Fresh from their respective desert vision quests, Dee and Harrison attempt to solve the mystery of Carlos Casteneda's missing acolytes. Army mechanic murders furry couple and friend. Slave dies after injecting scrotum with silicone in Seattle. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
All over the world, socially awkward objectivist men are heeding the words of Lindsey Buckingham and going their own way. Enter... the MGTOW!! Whitey Bulger meets a violent end in a Virginia prison. Aussie woman killed rapist when he threatened her daughter. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the wake of the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting and racially divisive political campaigns, Dee and Harrison examine white supremacist conspiracy theories about Jewish involvement in the slave trade. Who's the bigger nutter: Robert Bowers, the synagogue shooter or Casar Sayoc, the strip club DJ turned mail bomber? Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with Professor Kathleen Richardson about her Campaign Against Sex Robots. Woman forced her husband to get a tattoo of her name above his crotch as punishment for his infidelity. Ozark cult leader and failed polygamist indicted for illegally circumcising two teenagers. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The recent request for execution by electric chair in Tennessee brings Mr. Death Fred Leuchter, Jr to mind. Mexican couple arrested with body parts in stroller. German couple lured young women into their house of horrors. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Cursed by the Lamia, Dee considers the schizophrenic hippie dogma of the San Francisco Witch Killers. Oregon man surprises authorities with Indiana Jones-style booby traps. British man tries to remove Kinder Surprise filled with heroin out of woman's vagina. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Dee ponders the mysteries of Dr. Strawberry, Harrison lays out the woo woo shenanigans of Deputy Fuhrer Rudolf Hess. Texas inmate cracks wise during his execution. Triggered white supremacist attempts the lamest genocide in recent history. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison hunt for the Korean mind control weapon known as...Chip-chan! California doctor and girlfriend accused of drugging and raping women. Kansas City man dismembers wife to protect his family. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the story of David Hahn, the Radioactive Boy Scout, who built a nuclear reactor in his parent's toolshed in Michigan. Arizona man fakes down syndrome to dupe caregivers into changing his diaper. Oklahoma zookeeper 'Joe Exotic' indicted for murder-for-hire plot. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison explore the world of internet suicide challenges after meme monster Momo ignores Harrison's request for assisted suicide. Opportunistic hobo sexually assaults dying beaver. Jeff the killer executes the woman who raised him. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison is having issues with re-entry into his life in Los Angeles. Interview with IG fart celebrity Paul Flart. Headless body found in fishtank in San Francisco. Boyfriend allegedly cut brake lines to make crack pipe in Scranton. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Sick and Wrong Podcast Live at the Banshee Labyrinth on 16 Aug 2018 for the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Thanks to everyone who showed up to support us. Maybe next year we'll do it again...
Dee and Harrison analyze the horrific audio tapes of serial rapist and murderer David Parker Ray, the Toy-Box Killer. Public rape fantasy does not work out for Indiana jogger. Trans woman goes on axe rampage in Australian 7-Eleven. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison explore the link between QAnon and Operation Backyard Brawl and the theory that QAnon itself is a hoax to make conservatives look like idiots. Disgruntled office employee taints co-worker's mug with his man seed. Woman held captive in hole by village shaman for fifteen years. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
ALFicionados Dee and Harrison talk with author Robert Guffy about government gang stalking and the cloaking technology of Project Chameleo. Texas man suspected of murdering George HW Bush's doctor kills himself. Husband and pregnant wife's plan to make some extra cash does not work out as planned in Illinois. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to unmask a possible force behind Elsagate, the mysterious new age baby boomer cult known as...The Finders. Guatemalan man murders girlfriend in a drug-induced frenzy. German serial killer auto erotically electrocutes himself in prison. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison unravel the kiddie MK ultra internet conspiracy widely known as Elsagate. Florida man with ridiculous name accidentally murders roommate. Another Florida man stages his own homicide using a weather balloon. Phone calls. RIP Jon Schnepp. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the recent reopening of the Emmett Till case by the federal government. Daughter keeps patricide a secret in Manchester. Fifty shades sex game goes horribly awry in Leeds. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss the recent execution in Japan of Aum Shinrikyo cult leaders. Mystery surrounds family mass suicide in India. Horrified mum witnesses gang rape of her child's Roblox character. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Sick and Wrong will be performing live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Harrison experiences a full spiritual collapse at Dulce Base in New Mexico. Madame Sandra uses voodoo to control Nigerian prostitutes in Germany. Psychotic woman uses machete to seduce ex boyfriend in Montana. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Wackerle returns as co-host to weigh in on Chris Hardwick's Me Too moment. Rutgers professor facilitates more than communication. Man neutered by wife over air conditioner. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison struggle to comprehend youtube conspiracy theories involving Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade. Husband really needs to improve his wife murdering skills. Drug runners beat disabled man with his own prosthetic leg. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with Director Brad Abrahams and Artist David Huggins from the documentary Love and Saucers. Crocodile finally gets revenge in Darwin, Australia. Oregon man on LSD thought he way playing Grand Theft Auto during police chase. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discover that Ambien is the devil's aspirin. Siberian Husky went on a killing spree in Utah. Elon Musk wannabe builds a fatal bunker in Maryland. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison offer some tips to Mike Rotondo the 30-year-old millennial who was ordered by judge to vacate his parents' home. Bizarre kidnapping in Connecticut. Two heartwarming tales of mechanophile love. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
To commemorate the Royal Wedding, Harrison purchased some gold teeth from Mr Bling. Journalists try to explain the origin of the Golden State Killer. Crafty UK drug addict murders girlfriend and makes a necklace out of her teeth. Belgian hospital clown wants to make the crossover to crime clown. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison attended a Patreon party with free drinks and did not invite Dee. Indiana serial killer serves lover's remains at BBQ. Hitler-loving stalker sent guy 65k texts after one date. Phone calls.
Dee and guest host Lee from the Gadsby's England podcast discuss England's chances of winning the World Cup. Clown sex stabbing in Carlisle. Mystery pooper turns out to be school official in New Jersey. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison will backhand any relative who submits their DNA to a genealogy website. Couple has sex with dog in special backyard sex chamber. Apparently the Shipibo-Konibo people do not take kindly to Canadian shaman wannabes. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee's worldview has changed since he discovered the term bich. Hopefully scromiting doesn't affect your 420 festivities. Incest dad embarks on killing rampage across three states. Rapist employs supernatural techniques in Devon. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dirty Harrison tries out for the LAPD. John Steele rants about the Youtube Shooter, the Paterno movie, and historical smoking in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
While Dee shares his bizarre crush on Wuthering Heights era Kate Bush, Harrison reveals his pathological hatred of Stan Lee. The Youtube Shooter could have been a martyr if she targeted Facebook. Crack fueled fight over breakfast oats in PA. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
For the first time in twenty years, Dee attends a Passover Seder. Harrison and his girlfriend call it quits signaling a change of direction for the show. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison is hellbent on getting Sick and Wrong in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. We don't care what you think, it's Berenstein not Berenstain. Idaho Teacher feeds puppy to snapping turtle. Girlfriend slashes boyfriend with samurai sword in Oregon. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The man who wrote a book about having sex with a dolphin does not like The Shape of Water. Finger in the butt is not sexual assault in the UK. Rampaging Russian on airplane slut shames a baby. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Once again, Harrison refuses to invite Dee to his Oscar party. Dee and Harrison speak to a time traveler who has been to the year 2118. Steele rants about the Winter Olympics and school shootings in this week's installment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
The death of Hecubus has sent a grieving Dee on a raging bender. Japanese man discovers that anglerfish stomachs do not make good fleshlights. Brooklyn subway rider fights off serial subway masturbator. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee's less than thrilled to find out Hecubus has feline asthma. Interview with fetish model Amazon Amanda. Dying victim names her killers in California. Inmate drugs twin brother and escapes from prison in Peru. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison suspect Britain might be more racist than the American South. Chinese man loses rectum during 30 minute toilet session. Prison sex arrangement does not work out in California. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee wishes he could bring his emotional support cats on the plane. British pensioner banned from every farm in Britain. Toronto has a Mall Santa serial killer issue. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee’s heading to Graceland for his birthday trip. Harrison applies to become a member of an elite Hollywood sex club. Interview with Norman Ohler, author of Blitzed – Drugs in the Third Reich. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Stormy Daniels is working hard to Make America Horny Again. Chains and padlocks used on captive children in California. Drunk Colorado roommate needs to learn how to take a joke. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison analyze the Stephen Hawking puppet theory. Home grown exorcism in Oklahoma. Wheel of Fortune compels Ohio man to kill his mother. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In the first episode of 2018, Dee and Harrison share their concerns on the legalization of marijuana for recreational use. Pennsylvania cop plotted to blackmail wife while she planned his murder. Florida man devises his own method to deliver an abortion. Phone calls.
Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular Part 2 with special guests Lance Wackerle, John Steele and Dee's Brother Jeffrey. Happy New Year!
S&W Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1 with special guest No. 2 from the Simply Loveleh Brotherhood. Dee and Harrison call several listeners to extend Yuletide greetings. Happy Holidays! Follow Simply Loveleh on Twitter @SimplyLoveleh
Dee and guest hosts Ryan Keely and Danny discuss the plot lines of stepmom porn, the film Roadhouse, and sugaring your testicles. Ohio pedo caught with Chicken Alfredo, Sprite and a Zip drive. Good samaritan thrown over bridge in Connecticut. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access exclusive news stories, phone calls, and show outtakes.
Dee and Harrison are none too pleased about having to compete with the deceased to get a date. Scottish woman doesn't take threesome rejection very well. Kinky opportunist has sex with dead girlfriend. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access exclusive news stories, phone calls, and show outtakes.
Your hosts receive an intimidating phone call from the Citizens for Trump Foundation. Grandmother distributes nude photos at Kentucky high school. Indiana high school teacher needs more than a cup of coffee to start the day. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access exclusive new stories, phone calls, and show outtakes.
Dee and Harrison search for the secret behind Charles Manson's success with the ladies. Charlie Rose fired by CBS and PBS after harassment allegations. Escort shot man in the head because he was bad at oral sex. Phone calls.
Harrison overdosed on Kratom and now self identifies as an Indonesian man named Chu Long Kok. Homeless man dismembers wife in front of kids. Canadian university teacher has an adult baby problem. South African man starts clit removal business. Phone calls.
Dee predicts San Francisco will be a dystopian sky city by 2050. Louis CK teaches us how NOT to masturbate in public. Hartford student expelled for wiping bodily fluids on roommate's belongings. Smallville actress second in command of sex cult. Naked Jehovah Witness family runs rampant in Canada. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat about the curious relationship between Anton Lavey and Jayne Mansfield. Steele rants about Halloween costumes, corn pops, and baked goods in this edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Check out the Sick and Wrong Patreon for exclusive extra content.
Sick and Wrong Halloween Spooktacular. Interview with John Edmonds, owner of the Stardust Alien Ranch. Do you know the name of George HW Bush's favorite magician? Time traveler covered in vaseline and wearing a thong arrested in Oklahoma. Nekromantic shenanigans in Bolivian hospital morgue. Phone calls.
Dee suggests a new business opportunity where Harrison can help the disabled. Online retailers remove Anne Frank costume. Enterprising drug dealer visits a maternity ward. Angry Florida man delivers fatal karate chop to wife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Harrison tell the story behind the stabbing last year.
Dee explains muffing to a very interested Harrison. Hollywood execs assault men too. Only Aussie anglers should kiss fish. Call of Duty suicide in Texas. Phone calls. Check out the Sick and Wrong Patreon for exclusive extra content.
Dee and Harrison think everyone wants to be one of the Lone Gunmen these days. Host should have put more planning into his Hurricane Irma threesome. The fall of a fat and perverted Hollywood film mogul. Colombian sex island getaway. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison ruminate upon the late Hugh Hefner's sexcapades. Russian cannibal couple eats over 30 people. Sugar Daddy problems in Pennsylvania. Never bring a minivan to a swingers party. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison would prefer not to try out the new Chinese sex doll rental app. Steele rants about poor life choices, fast food workers, and ESPN in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat about porn, prostitutes and drugs with special guest Johnny from Got Faded Japan Podcast. The Juggalos march on Washington. Dog likely high on crack fatally mauls man. Missing Minnesota girl swims across a lake to escape captors. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison warn Florida listeners not to shoot guns at the hurricane. Interview with Hollywood Sex Tape Broker Kevin Blatt. First Date in Bristol did not go as planned. Man really wants to be the only Burning Man at the festival. Serial killer in Connecticut is a bit of a try-hard. Phone calls.
Dee Simon has to take a two-hour sexual harassment course. Sick and Wrong finally launches the official Patreon page - https://www.patreon.com/sickandwrong. Medley of terrible Aussie poo stories. Florida mom has bizarre revenge plan. South African cannibal ring. Phone calls.
Harrison has no qualms about giving a man and his real doll a Lyft across town. Chav proposal does not go as planned. Russian man deals with a haunting. Three old pedophiles and their murder manifestos. Phone calls. RIP Tobe Hooper.
Dee thinks Harrison lacks the interest and the special set of skills it would take to rescue him from Mexican kidnappers. Steele rants about used dildos, amber alerts, and Walmart in this edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
While Harrison is at home trading cryptocurrency, the world is on the brink of nuclear war. Sorry racists but fatties wearing shorts are not allowed to be Nazis. Impress the ladies with OJ Simpson's white bronco. NJ finance firm brings new meaning to the term sexual harassment. Area junkie ruins woman's morning tea by shooting drugs into his scrotum. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison need to find their own John Popper to wind up on Twitter. Danzig's house is for sale. Sex game ends with a bang in Manchester. Newcastle wife horrified by videos found on husband's phone. Phone calls.
Dee thinks Harrison can cure his depression by forming a sex cult. Interview with with Dr Eric Kurlander about his new book Hitler's Monsters - A Supernatural History of the Third Reich. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison angrily discuss the murder conspiracy involving Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell. Feces-eating diaper dad murders son in Colorado. Florida teens heckle man as he drowns to death. Drug deal in Denver for 10k dollars worth of pure, uncut broccoli. Phone calls.
Harrison returns from his sojourn in Scotland with tales of debauchery. Is Kid Rock going to be your next senator? Police shoot Joker And Harley Quinn at cosplay orgy in Australia. PA man needs to learn the economics of selling drugs. Phone calls.
Dee and special guest hosts Isabel and Tyler chat about celebrating the 4th of July when you're not from 'Murica. Worst veggie tale of all time in Texas. Catfish Don't Cry mashup in England. Sex Mad Weirdo - not Harrison- inserts needles into his penis in China. Phone calls.
Dee Simon and special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele discuss Wackerle mentoring Dee's brother Jeffrey on how to ride a motorcycle. John Steele rants about the recent Wonder Woman film and Subway sandwich artists. Phone calls.
Harrison is vexed about his upcoming trip to the UK. Dee thinks he needs to relax with some necro porn. Tragic love triangle in Quebec nudist camp. Sadistic gang forces vulnerable adult to eat his own testicle. California brain surgeon charged with child sex abuse. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison suspect Tom Cruise may be a fan of parabiosis. A Chinese constipation story. The Carpenter and the She-Hulk. Worst Weekend At Bernies sequel ever. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison want 5 million people to tweet a special message to President Donald Trump on the 4th of July. Man deals fake drugs at Bonnaroo for God. Pyschopathic teen kills Uber driver with machete. Worst surrogate grandpa of all time. Phone calls.
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Dee discovers that Wonder Woman is the origin of Harrison's BDSM fetish. Enya cannibal cult in Florida. Mother and Daughter prank call victims at Poundworld. Freddy Kruger clown kills man at Torchys Tacos. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with actor Dan Fogler about his upcoming Sam Kinison biopic. Black Man gets white penis transplant. The Punisher hits the Phoenix Comicon. Former Neo Nazi Muslim kills Neo Nazi roommates. Phone calls.
Now that Harrison is teaching a writing class, Dee thinks he should be wearing a tan corduroy sport coat with brown leather elbow patches. LAX offers a new Elysium terminal for the ultra rich. Cary Grant took a lot of LSD. Oregon man decapitates mother on Mother's Day. Never call an electrician when you're cooking your wife on the stove. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison are rather perplexed by Rabbis who inspect period panties. Customs Agents have a rape table at Newark Airport. Suicide Helper in Utah. Saginaw man with cranking fetish. Phone calls.
Dee struggles to comprehend Harrison's lawsuit with HBO. John Steele rants about the First Lady, the Miss USA pageant, and prom season in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee wishes Harrison was asked to be a sober companion at the Fyre Festival. North Korean exercise music. Never pinkie swear with a psychotic coworker. Gay primate rapists boff unsuspecting men in Africa and Borneo. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with special guests Damon, Nico, and Pip from The Hambone Group about sketch comedy and fauxcest porn. Never forget Bill O'Reilly and the falafel thing. Mistress Teenie shakes down pensioner in Connecticut. Hamburglar steals New Zealand mum's placenta. Phone calls.
Dee helps Harrison prepare for his voice acting audition. Diarrhea drug is the new heroin. Creed singer Scott Stapp haunted by ghost of Scott Weiland. Woman who had sex with 3 dogs didn't know it was wrong. Massage parlors should never flush condoms. Phone calls.
Dee’s moving to Koreatown and does not plan to ask Harrison for help. Is Ann Coulter really dating Jimmie Walker? Mermaid found in Fresno. Interview with Jeremy Donovan, the director of Hell House. Phone calls.
Dee's on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked people slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp. Don't Breathe 2 set in Florida. Phone calls.
Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about college hazing, Ethiopian cuisine, and the travesty of the rainbow flag in this segment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he's not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a turn for the worse. Phone calls.
A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests out new stage show. Irish postman makes unwanted delivery. Phone calls.
Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the rivalry between comedians and magicians, racist toys, and a man killed by his porn collection. Phone calls.
In this week's special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chicken onstage, the chiropractor who solved the menstruation problem, female mormon ninja assassins, and the reason you should treat fast food workers with respect. Phone calls.
Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator's son, and a resourceful German murderess. Phone calls.
Dee Simon and special guest host Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine's Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valentine at Central Michigan University. Never buy a display bed at a furniture store. Phone calls.
Dee didn't get an invite to Harrison's Super Bowl party. Harrison has a major announcement. Steele rants about the Women's March, Refugees, and the SAG Awards in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a Pigman. Disgruntled teen enjoys stabbing strangers. Florida Cop stages the worst suicide of all time. Phone calls.
Dee supported women by attending Women's March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee and Harrison chat with former gay prostitute Patrick about the demise of backpage.com. Phone calls.
Name one thing the President Elect and R Kelly have in common. Pervert scientists film monkey deer sex scene. Grilled Cheese leads to sexual assault in Wisconsin. And the World's Most Psychotic Wife Award goes to Angela Diaz. Phone calls.
Dee suspects Harrison may be a dangle for the Russians. How badly do you want to go to Coachella? Sorry Nazis, They Live is not about the Jews. Another semen squirter at the Walmart. Phone calls.
Harrison has a bad case of the zaps. It's never not creepy to try and pickup a girl while taking UberPool. Chachi beaten up by the Red Hot Chili Pepper's drummer's wife. Jewish molester comes up with a creative excuse. Coupon rage at local supermarket. What's your suicide song? Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison want to spread their own fake news involving Nancy Reagan, Chuck E Cheese, and Aleister Crowley. Aussie Man punches kangaroo to get Fosters back. Rampant acts of duggery in Stockton. Walgreens bathroom claims another life. Phone calls.
Harrison might be the worst Santa in Pasadena. Fidel Castro wasn't fond of exploding cigars. Steele rants about Black Santa, overweight Barbie, and Autism in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Cuckolding is the new Thanksgiving tradition. Tila Tequila is the new leader of the Alt Right. Angry husband wants wife to learn chess. Horny pensioner pulls a super moon. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with musician and fellow podcaster Doc Coyle about his new show The Ex Man Podcast. Harrison is the real Bad Santa. Ohio lawyer who 'hypnotized women' charged with rape. Oregon man takes an acid bath at Yellowstone. Vince Neal will not be playing at Trump's inauguration. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison try to accept the horrifying reality of President Donald Trump. Swede offers marriage to Americans fleeing Trump. Minnesota bar's “Smack Fest” turns ugly. Serial killer posts hilarious Amazon reviews. Phone calls. Leonard Cohen RIP.
Dee and Harrison wish they could visit Orgy Island. Hillary Clinton and her Satanic Dinner Parties. Special Election Edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone Calls. Get out and vote!
Dee and Harrison think Donald Trump should play Moon Man at his rallies. Trump's star on Hollywood Walk of Fame vandalized. New cosmetic surgery trend in Hollywood. Breaking Bad themed Grindr date. Phone calls. Happy Halloween!
Dee and special guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely want everyone to vote NO on Prop 60. Interview with Justin Fix, founder and creator of http://www.creepla.com/ Phone calls.
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals emails from the Blink 182 guy briefing Hillary Clinton about aliens. Who are we to judge Ken Bone? Man on LSD 'saves' dog from house fire. Aussie Dream Team plans the perfect murder. Phone calls.
After the second debate, Dee and Harrison come to the realization that we're all doomed. Steele gets political in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee, Harrison, and guest host Rustee chat about the new Amanda Knox documentary. Never throw a pie in the face of a former NBA player. Massive drug bust at the Burger King. Poorly planned preemptive revenge porn strike. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison take bets on who turns out to be the king of the Hollywood pedophile ring. How does Donald Trump prepare for a debate? A potty-mouthed high school teacher in Ontario. Cup of semen at Panera. Phone calls.
Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior Citizen Punched Out by Deplorable at Trump Rally in NC. The Saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo Blood Ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.
Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old baby punched in head in Manchester. Stockbroker rapist tries to use the ol' big dick defense. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison wish they knew how to talk to women wearing headphones. Steele rants about politically correct emojis, fashion for the obese, and cocks not glocks in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison mourn the death of Gawker. Racist Anonymous meetings in North Carolina. Extreme father-daughter bonding in New Zealand. Bug nightmare on crowded NYC subway train. Phone calls.
S&W interviews writer and dick pic critic Madeleine Holden about the proper way to photograph your junk. Morrissey made a video game. Tim Kaine should stay away from pot brownies. Bath salts cause Florida frat boy to become cannibal. Phone calls.
Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey's conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.
Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis Rapper makes the most asinine attempt at a viral video of all time. Florida dad fatally injures 'Pinky' the dancing flamingo. Phone calls.
Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John Steele's favorite Pokemon is the Squirtle in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls.
Harrison returns to the show with tales from Great Britain. Dee thinks Pokemon Go will be the downfall of mankind. Strokemon porn parody. Indian Gold man battered to death. PA man uses his brain to get high. Miss Hitler 2016 pageant. Phone calls.
Dee and guest host Danny are concerned that the Dallas police violated the Three Laws of Robotics. Interview with Visual Effects Artist and Battlebots judge Fon Davis. Phone calls.
While Harrison is on vacation, Dee and special guest host Lance Wackerle discuss the Oakland PD sex scandal. Michael Jackson vs Prince. Unexpected item on the self checkout machine. Notorious Feces stuffer on the loose in NYC. Phone calls. Happy America Day!
Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer's? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village People, and rape prevention in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. RIP Bernie Worrell. Help us get Donald Trump tested for the early stages of Alzheimer's disease. Sign the petition below and share the link with your friends. www.ipetitions.com/petition/does-donald-trump-have-alzheimers
Dee and Harrison salute Pornhub, the altruistic porn site, for their new porn for the blind category. S&W reports on news that matters like a kangaroo copulating with a pig. Hospital worker dies masturbating on the job. Geek squad member obsessed with pop star. Worst Amish father of all time gives daughter away as thank you gift. Phone calls.
Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl Rose fails to threaten the internet. Facebook witches hex swimmer rapist. Hero Florida woman punishes unruly child. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison long for the days of fashionable terrorism. RIP Muhammad Ali. Father challenges daughter to a duel in Colorado. Aspiring LA screenwriter doesn't handle breakups very well. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with Dee's Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about poo etiquette. Fistful of Steele. Quite possibly the best shit story of all time.
Dee and Harrison wish they could choose their own Frankenpenis. Louisiana lawmaker proposes weight limit for strippers. Who wouldn't get breast implants for $100k? Newark woman can't handle her high. Smashmouth shirt causes chaos in Phoenix. Phone calls.
Dee, Harrison, and special guest Harrison's Twin Sister think the Hyperloop will turn passengers into gelatinous blobs of flesh and hair. More Americans would prefer to have lice than Donald Trump as President. Buy the gun that killed Trayvon Martin. Anal sex with Hugh Hefner is worse than suicide. North Carolina is the new Florida. Phone calls.
Dee, Harrison, and special guest Sleazy E review new Sick and Wrong theme songs. Los Angeles jury convicts 'Grim Sleeper' of 10 murders. Sinead O'Connor vs Arsenio Hall. Ted Cruz lookalike makes a porn video. Old school mob killing in Brooklyn. Phone calls.
Dee returns from NYC to discover that Harrison does not care at all that Prince died. John Steele rants about Target's new Transgender bathroom policy, the Buddy Bench, and weaves in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison officially endorse Andy Basiago for President. Dee celebrates 420 at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with Leslie Van Houten's former "prison girlfriend." Why does Ted Cruz hate dildos? Millennials should not be allowed to text in movie theaters. Prolonged masturbation session on a Megabus. Worst special education teacher of all time. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison think Carrot Top is the result of serious inbreeding. Rent Dahmer’s childhood home for the GOP Convention. Jews vs Nazis Drinking Game. Zombie Mike is not someone you should invite to dinner parties. It’s generally a good idea to avoid marrying Russian women. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison - both former dreadlock wearers - weigh in on the "should white guys have dreadlocks" debate. Bleed all over Donald Trump in your period panties. The Drug War is not funny. Follow up to the Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Lothario story. Photographer Shot ‘Ghost Girl’ Photos for Mom Arrested for Murder. Phone calls.
Harrison is frustrated with the sexy cosplay girls at Wondercon. Dee's confused by r/gonewildaudio. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Send your submission for the Sick and Wrong Theme Song Contest to sickandwrongpodcast@hotmail.com
Dee and Harrison chat with author William E. Jones about his new book "True Homosexual Experiences: Boyd McDonald and Straight to Hell." The Hulkster piledrives Gawker Media. Uber app possessed Michigan driver. It's totally acceptable to masturbate a dolphin in the Netherlands. Worst catfish of all time. Phone calls.
Harrison does stand up comedy at a fundraiser for Fuzz Buzz. Dee thinks he should've done a 10 minute bit on the pastor shooter's manifesto. Syrian refugees attend Vancouver Furry con. The Wachowski Sisters are way cooler than Caitlyn Jenner. Never ride an elevator in China. Leave it Dr Anal to cure what ails you. Phone calls.
Harrison knows way too much about Star Wars. OJ Simpson collectible knife set. Jared Fogle has a new prison diet. Bikie stores his cellphone in his prison purse. Swedish Fritzl is a disgrace to dungeoneers everywhere. Phone calls.
Harrison thinks Dee's obsessed with Hitler's genitalia. Big Dick Little Dick with Lenora Claire. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Looking for romantic date ideas? How about the Grim Sleeper trial at the LA courthouse? President Obummer takes away our hoverboards. SF Tech bro has a problem with the homeless. Sneaker heist in Brooklyn goes awry. Never visit a gynecologist that looks like Gary Coleman. Phone calls.
Dee, Harrison, and special guest Marlon hope everyone in Michigan engages in sodomy for Valentine's Day. Ukrainian breast milk incident. Florida prankster and his pet alligator. Garbage couple gets randy on Las Vegas Ferris wheel. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison think that Bill Gates' master plan is to use the Zika virus to create an army of microcephalics. Dee has a rare occurrence at work. Staten Island armless man mugged for iPhone. Chinese prostitute stuck with a client. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison weigh in on the great labia debate. John Steele covers the Flint water crisis in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Sick and Wrong's 10 year anniversary show with special guest Ryan Keely. Dee chats with Porn Legend Ron Jeremy about the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. Phone calls.
Dee thinks Harrison should record ASMR porn videos to make some extra money. Harrison shares some David Bowie stories. Gang rape in Brooklyn has some weird twists. ER doctor likes to gives his patients facials. Phone calls.
The only reason to play the lotto is hookers and cocaine. The Playboy Mansion is for sale with one tiny catch. Walmart Proposal in Bay City. Northern California bro takes friendship way too seriously. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison are glad 2015 is over but gutted that it had to end with the death of Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister. Saudi Billionaire uses the Bill Cosby Defense. Knives and Hallucinogens do not make good bedfellows. Phone calls.
Part 2 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Happy New Year!
Part 1 of the S&W Holiday Show with special guest Lenora Claire. Why can't they just stop doing Santa Con? Lenora chats about her experience with a violent celebrity stalker. The most depressing Christmas songs of all time. Merry Christmas!
Dee and Harrison speak to porn actress Nicki Blue about her experience working with James Deen. Squirrel terrorist. Road head gone awry in Florida. is Harrison the Freak of the week? Phone calls.
Dee shares some humiliating stories from his UK Sick and Wrong tour. More mass shootings in the US than days of the year in 2015. Mansion owner duped into gay porn rental. Dentist trades root canals for meth and child porn. Phone calls.
Dee's still in Europe so Lance Wackerle returns to co-host this special episode. Vintage clips from KUSF 90.3 FM Rampage Radio with Dee (Dirty Sanchez) and Lance (Cleveland Steamer) along with the trial of Bob Madigan.
While Dee's off touring Europe, Harrison gets a job and learns how to ride a rap scooter. Fistful of Thanksgiving with John Steele. Phone calls. Meet up with Dee in Dublin, Glasgow, and London. Check the SW Facebook page for details.
Harrison along with most of Dee's family and friends are not concerned in the least about Dee's upcoming trip to Europe. Dee gets a medical marijuana card. Jeb Bush wishes he was a time-traveling baby killer. New Mexico man squirts children with homemade semensoaker. English writer does not take criticism very well. Phone calls.
Dee comes to terms with the fact that most women do not find his voice as sexy as Morgan Freeman's voice. Los Angeles drivers should buckle up at all times. Indiana woman pulls the old feces dildo blow up doll Halloween prank. Phone calls.
Sick and Wrong Halloween show. Interview with Jinx Dawson from legendary 60s occult rock band Coven. Spooky phone calls.
Dee and Harrison would never pass a Hymen Test. South Carolina teen rapist loses his tongue. Kansas moviegoer should not be allowed to play with guns. Phone calls.
Dee and Harrison chat with Mia Matsumiya about online harassment and her new Instagram account @perv_magnet. Rather authentic Halloween decoration in Ohio. Never take Spice and eat a Subway sandwich. Phone calls. Follow Mia on Instagram: https://instagram.com/perv_magnet/
Dee and Harrison talk sex cults with Hung Yung Terrarist. Never call 911 when you're too high on weed. Mommie Dearest behavioral therapy. Freezer full of severed vaginas. Phone calls.
Sick and Wrong 2.0 with new co-host Harrison. You should marry any woman that takes you on a vacation to Chernobyl. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Lance Wackerle officially retires from podcrafting. Specials guests include John Steele, Bob Madigan, and Jeffrey. Stay tuned for Sick and Wrong 2.0 coming in October.
Dee thinks he failed as a parent because Hecubus is overweight but at least the cat doesn't watch other cats play video games. Kentucky man does a poor job impersonating a policeman. Florida gang member doesn't like to be touched by white people. Phone calls.
While Wackerle would prefer to ride a PhunkeeDuck, Dee would rather cruise around in Jack Kevorkian's Deathmobile. Hardcore Pawn, the most racist show on television. Supportive girlfriend helps boyfriend commit suicide. Florida woman hires hitman because her grandkids got lice. Dee and Lance have a MAJOR Announcement.
Dee and Lance think you should search for your friends and family on the Ashley Madison hacked database and extort them. Japanese boxer doesn't deal well with wife's infidelity. Kentucky drunk digs up father’s grave to argue with him. Phone calls.
Will Isis blow up the Queen? Dee talks ovipositors, furries, and wolf penises with Lone Wolf from www.primalhardwere.com. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance long for the days when rappers got into a real beef. Homeless wet willy in Connecticut. Never a good idea to get a penis operation in a warehouse. Phone calls.
Never eat a hot dog at a Morrissey concert. Orthodox Jew really hates pride parades. It's generally a good idea to take the stairs in China. S&W shit stories.
Dee and Lance prefer not to eat lunch with abortion doctors. Klingon ex-boyfriend in New Jersey. Drunk Polish man abuses mail slot in Scotland. Subpoena Processor and Comic Book Writer Andrew Harrison sits in for some S&W phone calls.
Dee and Lance are a bit too old for Jared from Subway's five dollar footlong. American idiot dies swimming with alligators vs American idiot dies lighting a firework on his head. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance reminisce about Jacob Rubinstein, the kid who blew off his fingers with an M-80. Interview with Mr Pregnant. Phone Calls. Happy 4th of July!
Dee and Lance are concerned that country singers won't have anything to wear if the Confederate flag is banned. Fashion hate crime in Sacramento. Roommate puts magic sauce in his pasty. Phone calls.
Never trust a white guy over 20 with a bowl cut. What's in the Box? Murdered with an Ironing Board. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance acknowledge that a female UFC fighter would kick their asses in less than thirty seconds. Romantic horse rapist in Texas. Annoying female archetype helps prisoners escape. Phone calls.
If you organize a naked event, you should expect a boner or two. Never masturbate in a portable toilet with the door open. DIY family abortion in Texas. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance are less than pleased with the new hip and ironic fast food advertising. The biggest pussy in Europe. Rimjobs tend to make shitty bribes. Phone calls.
I don't care what's wrong with you; a kangaroo is not a service animal. Pediatric dentist from WW2. Anal sex pregnancy miracle. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance wonder how many shots a bartender should be allowed to serve a customer before cutting them off. Dead skin shaving milkshake in Maryland. Jealous girlfriend slashes corpse in Oklahoma. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance chat with Chris Hansen about his new webseries, Hansen vs Predator. Donate to Chris Hansen’s Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1606694156/hansen-vs-predator
Dee and Lance wonder if Jeffrey Dahmer would be a fan of Mayweather or Pacquiao. Nazi subway rider gets a ticket. Bumblebee releases new spicy Mexican flavored tuna. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance support Captain Kirk's water pipeline plan. Domestic cat violence in Utah. French tourists are dicks. Phone calls.
Wackerle thinks Yoda's a woman; Dee thinks Lance needs to lay off the sauce. Party mom in Georgia. Don't pass out in the Prince of Wales pub. Phone calls.
Dee would rather go to a funeral than participate in a live escape room experience. Chav sex in an emergency vehicle. DIY tattooed bros in New Zealand. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance demand to hear the truth about Andrew Getty's rectal trauma. Argentinian Real Doll. Career criminals probably shouldn't be on the heart transplant short list. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance plan to watch Going Clear and then decide whether or not to join the Church of Scientology. Bad Luck for attention seeking owner of an unusual pet. Pilots shouldn't be allowed to use the bathroom. Phone calls.
What will Robert Durst's last meal be? Dee chats with photographer Henry Hargreaves about his series No Seconds and Band Riders. S&W Thought Experiments.
Dee and Lance contemplate cosmetic penis surgery. Stripper's father extorts money from a moron. Not so sweet Abuela in Chicago. Phone calls.
Wackerle refuses to embark on a 40th birthday manventure to Mount Everest. Florida man tests attorney client privilege. Epic Frat Party in Michigan. Phone calls.
Surprisingly, Lance isn't the least bit concerned that Spock is not living or prospering. The reason teenage girls binge drink in the UK. Russian cheater misplaces his testicles. 50 Shades of Brown. Phone calls and email.
Dee and Lance plan to direct a future Oscar nominee about vampire Rabbis who only suck blood from baby penises. Jewish Divorce Mafia. Baby Died After Couple Used Breast Milk for Porn. Phone Calls.
Dee and Lance make plans for the Mansonland Theme Park. World's First Penis Reduction. Arizona Mother Really Likes Dogs. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance wish they had podcast groupies. Extremely gross cosplay in Venezuela. How to mail a dead prostitute in China. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance hate the Seahawks but they hate the Patriots even more. Good Old Fashioned Texas Poop Inspection. Piss Party at Ricks in Key West. Phone calls.
Special guest Ryan Keely drops by the SW studio to chat about her show Jukeboxx Live on PlayboyTV, the 2015 AVN Expo, and the squirting debate. Georgia father is a big fan of Brokeback Mountain. Weekend at Bernies Part 3 in Minnesota. Phone calls.
Dee is not too pleased about being a vintage podcrafter. Wife chops off cheating husband’s penis, twice. Angry teen has little patience for comedic farts. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance feel it's your civic responsibility to ridicule religious extremism. Florida mother beheaded by indolent son. Florida crackheads trapped in a closet. Phone calls.
Part 2 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guest John Steele. Happy New Year!
Part 1 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with "special" guest John Steele.
Dee and Lance hope Larry Flynt makes a porn parody of The Interview. Blind kid gets a pool noodle for Christmas. Reindeer murdered in the Mississippi river. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance speculate which is a worse form of torture: marriage or rectal feeding. The Stanley Kubrick of necrophilia films. Waiting for Resurrection in Canada. Phone calls.
Wackerle is getting married this week so Dee invites guest hosts Tyler and Casey on the show to discuss Fosters, Aussie Bro Rituals, and their new animated series Captain Australia. Interview with Normal Bob Smith. Phone calls. Buy Jesus Dressup fridge magnets: http://www.normalbobsmith.com/store/magnets.html
What do you mean there’s a black stormtrooper in the new Star Wars movie? Results of the Black Friday Death Count wager. Black Friday Shooting at Chicago Nordstrom. Traditional Thanksgiving family stabbing. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance place bets for the annual Black Friday Death Count. Charlie Manson is getting hitched. SF Man stabbed by catcaller. Child rapist blames the victim. Phone calls. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dee and Lance plan to send John Steele to Las Vegas to appear in an awkward porn scene with Dillion Harper. Worst corpse TV stand of all time. Beware of the vampire trucker. SW Thought Experiments.
Dee and Lance share some tips on being an office slacker. Handless, legless Florida man armed and on the run. Indian style revenge. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance think that Europeans should grow a pair and drink some Fireball. Tiger suit porn is great. T & T the serial killer. Phone calls.
Halloween Show with spooktacular guests. Dee's Irritable Bowel Sister plan's Wackerle's wedding. Interview with George Frangadakis from ImmortalMasks.com Trucker Paul makes a confession. RIP Jack Bruce.
Dee and Lance think Yes Means No unless you're paying for it. Camel attack in Mexico. The epic tale of Aussie Folk Hero Davy Fosters. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance mourn the passing of Saturday morning cartoons. Texas teen thinks he lost his virginity. Spanish bride has sex with dwarf stripper. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance plan a Sick and Wrong cruise. Interview with Johnny Ryan, creator of Prison Pit and Angry Youth Comix. Phone calls.
Wackerle has bigger news than Scotland's vote for independence. Never have a threesome with a homeless man. Racist homeowner dries out his porn collection. Phone calls and listener email.
Dee and Lance try to convince John Steele to become a bounty hunter. Interview with Catherine Duff, President of the Fecal Transplant Foundation. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance think the new SketchFactor app should be used to find drugs and hookers. Ugly Frenchies kick a squirrel off the Grand Canyon. Adult juggalos learn that a knife is not the best tool for tattoo removal. Phone calls.
Apparently, Uber and Lyft drivers get a lot of ass. Butt Smuggler turned Fart Puncher. Terminally ill children need to make better wishes. Phone calls.
Dee wants Lance to head to Comic-Con 2014 so they can wear sexy Ren and Stimpy outfits. Michigan man's ejaculate not up to par. Historical object found in Scottish box. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance think the future is bleak for robots. Semen squirt gun shooter in New Mexico. Limeys own speedboats? Phone calls and listener email. Thanks to all the fans who donated to help cover the new hosting fees.
Dee shares his regrettable concert experience at a Nick Cave show. Interview with Tesco Vee from The Meatmen. Phone calls.
Dee wants to know if any bubbling occurred at Wackerle's 4th of July BBQ. Blowjobs for booze in Mallorca. UK man shags his cousin Manchester style. Phone calls.
To Hades with medical professionals, Dee and Lance think excessive alcohol consumption is relative. Probably not a good idea to go camping with a psychotic ex. White trash brotherly love in Peoria, AZ. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance complain that the young folks don't understand the true purpose of the internet. Drunk driving vomit death in Indiana. Severed finger rave in the UK. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance want Americans to stop pretending to like the World Cup. Aunt's catfish prank does not go as planned. Hey buddy you're on candid poopcam. Phone calls.
Wackerle fancies himself a cultured European gentleman after being in Europe for ten days. Slenderman isn’t as scary as his preteen minions. China needs more port-a-potties. Phone calls.
Dee and Joe Kelly chat with Jeopardy villain Arthur Chu and Pick Up Artist Vince Kelvin about Elliot Rodger and puahate groups. My Two Cents with Cremator and Digestor from Ghoul.
Dee's enraged about the recent suicide of a porn actress and feels her family should get revenge. Interview with John Winters, owner of revenge for hire company Nefariousjobs.com. Phone calls.
Who cares if driverless vehicles are safer? Dee and Lance want to know if you can drink beer in the backseat. Creepy old pervert in Michigan. Creepy young pervert in Iowa. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance would join the mile high club with Monica Lewinsky. Japanese pervert cab driver. Hobo sex on a church lawn in Utah. Phone calls.
May the 4th be with you. Death Wish in Little Falls, Minnesota. Welcome to Dr Mengele's Veterinary Clinic. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance chat with Joe Kelly about his near threesome experience with porn icon Ron Jeremy. Dead cats hanging in a tree in Yonkers. Big Sausage Pizza Abortion. Female callers weigh in on the beard cunnilingus debate.
Dee is a bit weirded out that Lance is recording a show with him in the Hollywood SW studio. Eunuch rapper is not affiliated with the Wutang brand. Cannibal brothers in Pakistan. Special guest Ryan Young from Off With Their Heads takes some phone calls.
Lance Wackerle and documentary film star Dee Simon discuss Women Who Eat on Tubes. Urinating in a coworker’s coffee is generally not a good idea. Smart car tipping in San Francisco. Phone calls.
Lance quashes Dee's dream of joining the Secret Service. Misinterpreted April Fools prank. Subway surfing in the Bronx. Phone calls.
Dee hopes the US and USSR do battle with highly trained dolphin assassins. UK dad lops off his hand with DIY guillotine. Delta senior flyer a bit too frisky with female passenger. Phone calls. Tribute to Gwar’s Oderus Arungus.
Dee and Lance record podcast early. Of course most hated man in the world dies the next day. Whatever, you’re all invited to Fred Phelps’ Big Gay Death Party. Bestiality in Washington redux. BBW party in Airbnb rental. Listeners share Sick and Wrong shit stories.
Wackerle feels that Rust would be more likely to own a hairless cat than Marty in the HBO show True Detective. Family has a side of LSD with their steak dinner. Scorned wife uses facebook for Oedipal revenge. Phone calls.
Birthday boy Lance Wackerle advises Dee on how to handle a workplace crisis. Connecticut substitute teacher a bit too excited about the job. Anti-Semitic Elmo not making any friends in San Francisco. My Two Cents.
Dee holds an intervention to stop Wackerle from becoming a Glasshole. Murder suicide by roman candle. Anger management stepdad. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance think you should skip the new Robocop movie and watch a documentary about small penises instead. Interview with Patrick Moote about his new film Unhung Heroes. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance do not recommend taking your girlfriend to a Danish Zoo on Valentine’s Day. Jilted lover mails her ex boyfriend a special memento. Estranged husband has sex party at his parents house. Phone calls.
Lance feels that Dee’s transition into office life would be smoother if he joined a pot smoking gang. Daddy’s porn is a bit too family friendly. Opera singer’s career derailed by chronic flatulence. Phone calls and email.
Don’t worry, the LA Kiss will cure your PFD (Post Football Depression). Dee and Lance chat with Bigfoot Investigator Matthew Smith Jr. about his quest to find Bigfoot. Phone calls.
The only one to show Dee any love on his birthday is his dear brother Jeffrey. A Babysitter and his Home Tattoo Kit. Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef. Phone calls.
Lance doesn’t seem too concerned that Papa Wackerle might be signing up for the Mars One Mission. Swiss Cheese Pervert terrorizes idyllic PA town. Meet Hadji Garbaji, the world’s smelliest man. Phone calls.
The best time to be a stay-at-home husband is during a polar vortex. Wedgie fatality in Oklahoma. Author's ex-wife believes in aliens and shoving guns in her vagina. Phone calls.
SW Episode 413: Dee and Lance aren’t fond of one woman’s New Years challenge. Connecticut man has the wrong idea about home pregnancy tests. Atheist chooses bizarre way to express his discontent with a Michigan church. Phone calls.
Part 2 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular featuring special guest John Steele. Happy Holidays!
Part 1 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular. Interview with Matthew Hurtado, owner of The Snuggle House. Happy Holidays!
Dee and Lance wonder if an interactive urinal communicator would prevent them from becoming drunken idiots at the office holiday party. Incest is best in Australia. Frozen drunk girl found on Minnesota porch. Phone calls.
Wackerle refuses to buy a new XBOX One because it won’t allow him to curse and play in the nude. Never wife swap with a police officer. Macaroni and Cheese domestic mishap. Phone calls and listener email.
Dee and Lance wonder who will be the next British celebrity to be convicted of pedophilia. Interview with Daryl Davis about his book “Klan-Destine Relationships: A Black Man’s Odyssey in the Ku Klux Klan.” Phone calls and listener email.
Tis the season for the privileged and their poverty porn. Molly might not be the best aphrodisiac. Identical twin child rapists. Phone calls. Don't forget to visit our sponsor www.adameve.com and use our coupon code "DIDDLE" for savings and to support the show.
Dee and Lance want to start the Make-A-Wish for Hookers foundation. Woman missing a vagina. Beer Pong Rapist. Phone calls.
Rob Ford is what would happen if you elected Chris Farley to run your city. Alien cops in New Mexico like anal probes. Ohio Fraternity should appoint Dee’s brother as their new president. Phone calls.
Since Wackerle has other priorities, Dee and guest hosts Sleazy E and Casey discuss modern nerd culture and the reason grown men choose to masquerade as comic book characters. Male nurse molests quadriplegic soldier. Depressing self castration in China. Phone calls.
Dee tries to give Lance some Halloween spirit by convincing him to visit a Hell House. Precious carries her fetus in her purse. Worst Homeland episode ever at the local Lenscrafters. Congrats to the SW Shit Story Theme Music Contest Winners.
The Wackman, the Bay Areas surly and typically hungover vigilante, suffers no fools on public transportation. McDonald’s Drive Thru Wanker. Inept cat burglar leaves behind odious evidence. Phone calls. Don't forget to visit our sponsor www.adameve.com and use our coupon code "DIDDLE" for savings and to support the show.
Dee and Lance are more concerned that Silk Road has been shut down than the government. Washington dad injects four year old son with heroin. Hayward dad mistakes daughter’s bullet wound for menstruation. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance speculate on whether Breaking Bad’s Heisenberg or Jesse Pinkman would make a better wingman. Interview with Thomas Edwards, founder of www.theprofessionalwingman.com. Special Guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely answers My Two Cents calls.
Dee's running late but Lance doesn't care because he just bought Grand Theft Auto V. Bald and middle-aged Justin Bieber impersonator fools minors around the world. Perverted prenuptial pact. Phone calls.
The tragic tale of the football widow. Man brands a permanent claim to his girlfriend's vagina. Kazakhstan badass kills wolf with bare hands. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance discuss future methods of retributive punishment. Chinese zoo has a monkey problem. Remote control helicopter decapitates virgin. Phone calls.
Due to Dee's sisters wedding and your hosts' reckless inebriation over the weekend, this episode is a few days late. Chinese boy's eyes gouged out. The legendary Alaskan Sourtoe Cocktail. SW Thought Experiments.
Dee and Lance wonder if Corey Feldman would allow Chelsea Manning be one of his angels. It’s never a prudent course of action to urinate in a police car. The ancient techniques of a Chinese Ghostbuster. Phone calls.
Dee and lance discuss burial plans. BHO cookers self immolate. Russian surgeon pilfers stomach heroin. Phone calls.
Dee would probably not invite the Reverend Bob Larson to play Magic The Gathering. Self Help Author doesn't save his marriage by posting a pic of his murdered wife on Facebook. Man takes advantage of a grandmother. Phone calls.
Is this it? Is 392 the last episode of Sick and Wrong? Dee chats with Pink Mass Officiator and Co-Founder of The Satanic Temple, Lucien Greaves. Jack and Dance from @StripperGenius answer My Two Cents calls.
At this point, Robocop is the only thing that might be able to save Detroit. English tourist has a bad case of ear maggots. Barry White is the worst customer ever. Phone calls and email.
Dee and Lance feel the prodigal millennials take pornography for granted. Brazilian mob gets medieval on a football referee. Michigan psychopath casually plans the death of her husband. Phone calls.
Special extra long ‘Murica Day episode featuring guest host John Steele and interview with serial killer groupie Samantha Spiegel. Happy Birthday ‘Murica!
Delirious from the heat, Dee and Lance fantasize about Senator Wendy Davis and her catheter. Couch raping deviant in Wisconsin. Worst parking job ever in China. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance wish they could knock back a few Pina Coladas with Whitey Bulger. Horror on Hollywood Boulevard. UK prossies need a return policy. A very disturbing phone call to the SW Hotline.
Wackerle needs to warn his doppelganger that alcoholism and podcasting is in his future. The drawbacks of an eight month long erection. Insane Bart station circus acrobat. Caller predicts the end of the show.
Dee and Lance are disappointed that serial killers get more ass than podcasters. Indigenous justice in Bolivia. Boyfriend not pleased by to-do list. Phone calls and listener email.
Dee Simon is the “Al Bundy” of spelling bees. Impotent Florida Man stands his ground. The Tell Tale Chinese Drain Baby. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance will never drink at a TGIFridays ever again. British soldier beheaded by outspoken terrorist. Paranormal activity in Tasmania. Phone calls. Don't forget to visit our sponsor www.adameve.com and use our coupon code "DIDDLE" for savings and to support the show.
Dee and Lance chat with Hunter Moore about his notorious site Isanyoneup.com and the appeal of revenge porn. My Two Cents.
Dee and Lance refuse to take their hats off to the Gregory Brothers and their racist ditties. Ariel Castro and his sex dungeon in the ghetto. Fat Longpig and his sex dungeon in the suburbs. Phone calls.
Out of concern for Lance's weight, Dee persuades him to try his new Hitler Diet. English mother inseminates teenage daughter. Florida ham-related domestic assault. Scat trifecta of phone calls. RIP Jeff Hanneman.
Dee and Lance try to convince people not to give their money to Zach Braff. Bestiality menage a trois in Michigan. Plan bonfire in Chile. Don't forget to visit our sponsor www.adameve.com and use our coupon code "DIDDLE" for savings and to support the show.
Dee and Lance worry that the Boston Marathon bombing will bring about an Orwellian society with ubiquitous "eyes in the sky." Never a good idea to be disrespectful to the homeless. Old fashioned Midwestern lawn job.
North Korea breaks bad. Southwestern baby vibrator. Southeastern vehicular masturbation. My Two Cents with Dee and Lance.
Dee gets a guided tour of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory and now he thinks he has nerd cred. Worst April Fool’s joke ever. Never a good idea to own a wolf-dog hybrid. Phone calls.
Dee and Lance chat with Dee’s brother, Jeffrey, about hooking up at the gym, trucker themed sex parties, and whether it’s gay or not to shove a battery in your friend’s ass. European Porn Star Maisie Dee talks Game Of Thrones and popular British pastime dogging. http://masiedeehasablog.blogspot.com/
Dee and Lance weigh in on donglegate. Faking a rape is not a good way to impress a woman. Arizona father teaches his sons a memorable lesson. SW Thought Experiments.
Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle is not drinking green beer this St Patrick’s Day. Couple tries the ol’ razor-in-donut scheme. Mom tries the ol’ shove-a-condom-in-her-child’s-mouth scheme. Phone calls. Check out Dee’s new show The Obscenesters.
Lance Wackerle is not a fan of birthday parties or communist dictators. Necrophile three way in Joliet. Fried hamster in York. Phone calls. www.sickandwrongpodcast.com
SW Episode 369: Dee’s gutted because he’s going to miss the King of the Vegetarians. Wackerle wants some barbecue hork. Corpse water tastes funny. An OBGYN and his magical pen. Phone calls. www.sickandwrongpodcast.com
SW Episode #370: Dee Simon and guest host Ryan Young from Off With Their Heads discuss pig castration, learn what it takes to be a gigolo from Nick Hawk, star of the Showtime’s reality series Gigolos, and answer some “Is That Gay?” phone calls. http://www.sickandwrongpodcast.com