Barely Audible Whisper: Recent Episodes
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This week
Gas hording causes a gas shortage
Anti-mask, Anti-vaxxers do the right thing for the wrong reasons
Israel and Palestine fight like teenagers
Dr. Fauci Finally says Fuck It
And the insurrection is NOT tourism
This week:
A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke
Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news
A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party
A crazy cult that is the Republican Party
And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee
This week
Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election
Brett Kavanaugh screams
D.C. Statehood
Non sexualized gymnasts
Horrifying Republican Boredom
And Giuliani's taint
This week:
Biden ends the endless war
(Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations
What passes as a reasonable Republican
Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home
Vaccine pauses
And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People
This week:
Gun kits
Derek Chauvin's indefensible defense
The University of Kentucky
Golden Corral
And The differences between a gun and not a gun
This week we commemorate the death of G. Gordon Liddy by tracing Nixonian corruption, through Reagan to Limbaugh to Fox to Trump to Matt Gaetz etc.
This week:
Real voter suppression based on fake voter fraud
The Vice President yells at an inept contractor
Jury Selection in the George Floyd Murder Trial
Godzilla goes for the gold
Again with the anti-gun-control bullshit
And the hilarity of a large ship stuck inside a small canal
This week:
We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater
People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose
Covid Parties down at spring break
We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages"
A medical shit sampling company is full of shit
And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism
This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech.
Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon.
Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate.
Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement.
Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time
And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are
This week:
Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid
Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines
Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote
Governor Cuomo is gross
And Congress finally did something
This is our first episode since our beloved cast member and cherished friend, Cori, died. It is a tribute, a eulogy, and a fragmented display of her comedic brilliance.
We love you Cori Burns
Amy Coney Barrett is scary, but not like the fun kind of Halloween scary
Trump is a clown, but not a funny clown, like a scary Halloween clown
May Coney Barrett continues to suck
Christopher Columbus is a lot like Trump
"Shut Your White Ass Up" A segment by white people for white people
And Shut the fuck up and VOTE BIDEN
Joe Biden is too classy to run negative ads against Trump while he's sick; so we ran some for him.
Also: It's time to talk about Pence.
A brief word from the parts of the government that actually do governing
MAGA commits treason to try a Governor for treason
And Kamala Harris: Communist Monster
This was actually recorded right before Trump got covid; so it's like a refresher of the crises we forgot while dealing with that crisis.
Our comedic dedication to the life and legacy of the "Notorious" Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
We recorded this before the tragic passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so if you want some relief from the grief of that national tragedy, we invite you to enjoy laughing at how already tragic things were right before she died.
This Week
Trump (of all people) gets nominated for the Noel Peace Prize
Trump Supporters Boats Sink Faster than his Poll Numbers
We try to be nice to MAGAs
The Misfit Island of Former Fox Reporters
Another Message from Biden/Harris
And The Little Baby President Cries Wolf
This week we take a long look at the disturbing fact that this election isn't between two competing political philosophies; it's between two completely different versions of reality.
I know that doesn't sound funny, but it is.
This week:
Capitalists get capitalist with other capitalists
Trump ruined the career of one of his only black friends
The Conway Family Soap Opera
The History of the Post Office (Because we have to know about shit like that now)
Very incremental racial progress
And Jerry Falwell Jr. is gross
Our reoccurring feature story segment in which we construct feature stories from the entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers.
This week: Wall Street
This week we attack Trump's attack on the Postal Service
We attack Trumps attack on the unemployed
We attack the Herman Cain fans who attacked a dead mans Twitter account to attack Kamala Harris
Democracy is under attack in Belarus (And Portland)
Trump attacks the rule of law
And Democrats attack racism by nominating a VP candidate they were too racist to vote for for president
Our reoccurring segment featuring the improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre
This week: God speaks out about Trump's accusation that Biden hates God
We try and end all of the covid arguments we should have stopped having to have in May
Trump tries to say things
The Trump campaign thinks black people are stupid
Trump's staff tries to say things
And NRA members, like Alanis Morissette, fail to comprehend irony
Another installment of our improvised feature story segment featuring the entirely improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre.
This week we focused on the people effected by the expiration of the Cares Act
This week the president praises the scientific wisdom of a woman who believes cysts are caused by sex dreams about witches and demons.
Elizabeth Warren is a badass.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still alive!
Senate Republicans piss on poor people
And President Trump tries to steal the election
Our regular feature story segment constructed entirely from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers.
This week we examine the controversy surrounding reopening schools
This Week: The Washington Football team changes their name to "The Washington Football Team"
Republicans find an even dumber way to screw the poor
Donald Trump is a bad husband...to Brian Kemp
The Republican National Convention is canceled
Trump's newest scandal is basically a combination of 3 of his older scandals; it's like a Star Wars Franchise at this point
And Michael Cohen goes to jail for writing a book
This week:
Trump attacks Fauci
Covid kills the Penny
Republicans kill the poor
Hackers attack Twitter
And weird shit with Goya products
Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, in which we construct feature stories from entirely improvised performances of Whole World improvisers.
This episode delves into the controversy surrounding mask wearing
Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, constructed from entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers.
This week: Americans aren't allowed to travel to Europe
Our last episode opened with a sketch about how "The Jackasses Formerly Known as Lady Antebellum" are trying to steal the name "Lady A" from a hardworking blues singer who has been performing under the name Lady A for 20 years.
We reached out to the actual Lady A and asked her for permission to use her music in our sketch, and she was kind enough to grant it to us.
We thought that was so cool and gracious of her; that we decided to release the sketch as it's own stand alone episode.
This week Lady Antebellum behaves antebellumly
Betsy DeVos is stupid
Kelly Loeffler gets all antebellumy herself
Betsy DeVos is so stupid we had to say it again
And the meek are getting screwed out of their inheritance
This week: President Trump learns that a Russian bounty isn't a paper towel
The St. Louis who St. Louis is named for is less of a saint and more of a dick
We try really really hard to explain Black Lives Matter to Trump
Bill Barr plans the not-suicide of Jeffery Epstein's accomplice
And America is now the country that needs missionaries to send us money
This week:
Mike Pence Accentuates false positives about covid
Devin Nunes loses his lawsuit against a Fake Twitter Cow
Apparently some Nazis are fucking with My Little Pony of all things
Beethoven probably wasn't black, but Duke Ellington was you racist bastards
Az Senator McSally has a really dumb idea
And knot jokes about nooses
Our recurring feature story segment, constructed from improvised performances from Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers.
This week we explore Trump's rally in Tulsa
Barely Audible Whisper is too pissed to whisper again. This week's episode is all about America's present state of militarized fascism, and our shameful history of white supremacy. I know that doesn't sound funny, but it actually really is.
Our weekly improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, where we construct a feature story based on completely improvised interviews with Whole World improvisers.
This weeks feature takes a look at the CDC
This week we look at Trump corruption, Trump power over reach, Government ineptitude, the dehumanization of the American poor...and oh yeah there was also a race riot
This week a woman named Karen who is not "a Karen" teaches people how not to become "a Karen"
The president fights the mail
Graphs are hard
It's harder for white guys to murder a black man than it used to be
Graphs are still hard
And President Trump takes his own snake oil
Our weekly feature story constructed from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre performers.
This week we:
Wisconsin sacrifices their meatpackers for the Green Bay Packers
Trump sacrifices logic to protect his tax returns
Senators sure are lucky
Elvis makes fun of Stephen Miller
And ObamaGate II: The Re-Obama Blaming
Our Improvised feature story segments featuring our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre.
This week we focused on Major League Baseball's plans to reopen
This week's episode is dedicated to calling the following people and places stupid:
Jared Kushner
Arizona
Mika Brazinski
Utah
Walla Walla Washington
And all 22, $60,000 an hour flyovers
Our improvised feature stories feature completely improvised interviews with WHole World Improv Theatre Actors.
This week we highlight the meat packing industry
Our regular segment that speculates about what Trump does all day, because he's clearly not working.
Ep 3: Pretend He's Not Crazy
Our interview with an Obama impersonator so spot on I feel obligated to mention it's not really Obama.
The pending doom of the idiotic, way too soon, reopening of our country has "Barely Audible Whisper" too pissed to whisper.
This episodes explores the short-side, power-hungry, greed of the pieces of shit that are destroying the poor, the middle class and the small business economy, and killing thousands of iinnocent people in the process.
Having said that the episode is very funny and surprisingly a lot of fun.
Our weekly segment of improvised feature stories based off of improvised interviews with Imporviser form Whole World Improv Theatre
This week we focus on the business is in our stupid home state of Gerogia that are reopening too soon
Kim Jong Un might be dead, but the rest of it's bad news.
Georgia opens too early
The Head of the Whitehouse coronavirus response breeds labradoodles
Some racist internet shit that's even racist by racist internet shit standards
Trump rewrites the Gettysburg Address
And rich idiots pay poor idiots to reelect President Idiot
Our daily parody of Trump's daily news brief.
As always our Trump impersonator is a woman be cause we hear he hates that
Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Theatre is an improvised feature story based on the improvised characters of Whole World improvisers.
This week we make fun of the idiots protesting stay-at-home measures.
Our daily parody of president Trump's daily press brief.
As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that.
Our daily parody of Trump's daily news brief
As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that
This weeks improvised feature story featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, features an improvised look at America's First Responders.
This week:
We explore better mask options than the N95
The Gocernor of South Dakota is even dumber than Brian Kemp
Trump puts his signature on our checks
Protesters in Michigan oppose the governor saving their lives
We take on Trump's attempt to take on the WHO
And The economic task force is going to steal from us
Our daily parody of President Trump's daily press briefing.
We watch; so you don't have to.
A parody of a feature story built around the improvised character work of my friends at Whole World Theatre.
Our Second Improvised Feature: Featuring Whole World Improv Theatre. A funny feature story woven from the improvised characters of Whole World improvisers. In recognition of the heroic work of our hospital workers
Happy Easter / Passover
This week Trump does infomercials for Hydroxychloroquine
Bernie Drops out
Governor Kemp is still stupid
We get zoombombed
Wisconsin's literal "Vote or Die" slogan
Corporate Corporation Loves You
And Thank God most Churches aren't as dumb as these Churches
I got together with my friends at Whole World Improv Theatre and built a feature story around their completely improvised performances
This week: We construct a scenario in which medical workers really are stealing their own masks, teach Brian Kemp how to open a door, talk about art hiests, laugh at Fox News, debate wearing masks with John Madden, and a couple falls in love
Our daily parody of President Trump's daily press brief.
As always our Trump impersonator is a woman because we hear he hates that
In our second tele-recorded we:
Explor thee extraordinary mediocrity of the Stimulus Package
Celebrate Senator Kelly Loeffler's extraordinary (and not at all corrupt) good luck
Teach Gen Z how to not suck
Parody Frank Sanatra (Opposite of Gen Z)
Look at the connection between racism and germaphobia
Debate social isolation with cat sounds and fart noises
And we laugh at that guy who got poisoned by listening to Trump
Welcome to the safest, least human contacty podcast we've ever done. Tele-recorded on Zoom and devoid of all human contact, but not human laughter.
Enjoy (But for God's sake cover your mouth when you laugh)
This week:
The American Government sucks at pandemics.
A badly acted bad actor can't get work as an actor.
Pete Amy drop out.
Trump sucks even more at Middle East peace than most.
Chris Matthews' "Hardball"
And The Great White Whittling
This week: Trump thinks Coronavirus is a Mexican beer.
We get invade by a Michael Bloomberg campaign ad
Trump goes to India (Which probably also thinks is a Mexican beer)
Harvey Weinstein gets kind of sort of justice
Trump fires the Director of National Intelligence for directing national intelligence
And a quarantined correspondent descends into madness
This week:
The ghost of Robin Leach explores Trump's unpardonable pardons
Stephen Miller got married, which I think is in one of the bad parts of the Bible
The Oregonian plan for a Greater Idaho
We debate Bernie Sanders
Judges bang gavels
And we Glamorize The Rule of Law
This week:
Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything (except winning)
America becomes a Banana Republic
Texas sues California for discriminating against their discrimination
Harvey Weinstein's lawyer tries her best
"Hookers for Jesus" doesn't mean what men named Jesus hoped it meant
And We're fucked
HOLY SHIT IT'S OUR 100TH EPISODE:
The State of the Union sucks, like Kyle Shanahan with a 4th quarter lead but the State of Our podcast is strong like Mitt Romney's hair gel.
Also Brian McCann is a cheater. The Iowa Caucus was insane.
And President Trump is basically the Emperor.
Happy 100th to us.
This weeks episode is all about impeachment (almost) we barely touched on some other things the way Trump barely thought through his Israeli peace plan, and yet somehow we still worked harder on our jokes about his Israeli peace plan than he worked on the Israeli peace plan.
This week we give Trump the trial the Senate won't,
Unsurprisingly Trump did something dumb and offensive on MLK Day
We explore the illogical logic of Republican logic
Gun rights dudes have small penises
John Bolton's crazy ass
And Trump's shitty lawyers sure are lucky the trial's rigged
This week, we try and make the procedural wrangling of technical government process rules seem interesting.
Speaking of government processes the entire government of Russia just quit.
Speaking of Russia, Trump may have been using a delusional alcoholic other than Rudy Giuliani in his Ukraine scheme.
Speaking of old people Bernie and Warren are bickering like my grandparents used to
And President Trump tried to make bribery legal. (seriously)
This week's episode is all about Iran; where the Trump administration crammed so many lies and blunders into a 6 day period...it was like any other 6 day period for them...except this time they almost started WWIII.
I'm especially proud of this long form episode of "Barely Audible Whisper" which takes a hilarious look at the cartoon penis shaped Russian propaganda banana in sun glasses that could be the thing that destroys American democracy.
(Wish I was kidding)
This Week:
Turns out Ivanka Trump & Christopher Steele had a "friendly relationship;" so obviously we made a soap opera
The IG report about the FBI investigation into Trump turned up important findings that weren't about Trump, so obviously those were missed
A Christmas song about 12 things Trump isn't being impeached for (but should be)
Attorney General Barr says a bunch of bullshit
And Newt Gingrich rebrands the sotry of the 1st Christmas
This week:
A bunch of a nonsensical southern gibberish aka Doug Collins defense of Trump.
We interview Sociopathic AI robot Mar Zuckerberg
Democrats dumb down their impeachment report
Georgia's terrible new senator is still better than Doug Collins
Devin Nunes has a 3 way (phone conversation)
And it turns out poor people are less poor when they have money
This Week:
Trump Ruins a children's song
Chick-Fil-A: Just as delicious: slightly less homophobic
Trying to teach Devin Nunes history is more like the Inquisition than the Inquisition is like impeachment
Trump goes to the hospital because ????
And Prince Andrew tries to say words
This week: Attempted crime is evidently no longer a crime
If physicists are so smart, how come they don't know what really constitutes a crisis?
Steven Miller is still a racist.
The Catholic Church is still molesting children
More Democrats are running for president
And Rudy Giuliani has a podacast
This week: President, and con artist, Trump's spiritual adviser, and con artist, gets a job at the Whitehouse.
We defame Devin Nunes as part of our on going effort to be sued by Devin Nunes
Democrats win but Republicans refuse to concede, the Kentucky preview of 2020
Lindsay Graham whines like one of those Tennessee Williams' characters you can tell he wrote about somebody he personally didn't like
Impeachment transcripts get a cowriting credit
And Brexit is still all out of "Orrrrrderrrrrr."
This Week:
A Best Selling Parenting Author Goes to Jail For College Admissions Scandal
Hillary's Emails Turn Out to be less of a National Security Threat Than That Nigerian Prince
Jared Kushner: Give Me Money
Republicans try and start a riot
And: Mitt Romney The Movie
This Week:
Turkey has 50(ish) American nuclear weapons
Shep Smith has just enough integrity to have more integrity than Fox News
Mick Mulvaney tries to "play it cool"
Nerds talk about nerd stuff
Kim Jong Un mounts a white stead
And Rudy Giuliani is...bear with us it's complicated
This week:
We conduct an academic investigation into the economics of the lap dance
Andy Kaufman explains the difference between performance art comedy and being President of the United States
The Ecuadorian President moves the capitol
Trump continues to be a dick to immigrants
American soldiers in Syria try and decipher Trump's orders
And Trump awards the Medal of Freedom to a former Attorney General almost as corrupt as the current Attorney Genral