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Ned Natter
"Well ‘Ello me lovelies - it’s me Ned Natter with the famously unpasteurized and unfiltered Ned Natter Radio Show - ready to brighten your day! First up it’s great to be here with you again - thanks for your lovely comments and messages - it’s time for a good old natter – but remember I don’t chat about the regular news and current affairs – oh no, I’m here to give you a break from it all - a good laugh - even when it’s only once a week on Wednesday – remember you can listen to all the shows again, yep they’re all saved for you as podcasts at Ned Natter dot com - Yep okay well put everything down - NO everything - I mean YOU too - come on - it’s time for The Ned Natter Show – and ya can’t miss this!"
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#100] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had an entertaining week indeed - well put it this way it’s show number 100 – yep, I’ve finally reached a century – added to that the Goggle Earth satellite’s picked up the wife’s image, yep, from space and me farmhand - well there’s only one way to put it - yep, he stinks - added to that, we’ve finally had some winners and that’s a rare thing around here - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – If the Creek Don’t Rise, we’ll be here next week!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:49
BeyondIt 4:32
Quentin & Coagulate 6:32
Dolly's Dates 7:52
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 9:59
Ned's Nightmares 12:02
Ding Dang 13:44
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 14:31
Do You Know Fred? 15:20
Nan Remembers 16:54
Ned's Book Reviews 18:20
Ned's Anomalies 20:51
American For Foreigners 22:24
Young Alice Jones 25:10
Wonders of Nature 25:49
Listener's Questions 26:48
Fifty Per-Cent 28:05
Show Ending and Credits 29:58
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#99] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, I’ve had a week, yep, that’s the only way of saying it - a week – yep, of drama that is – I’ve had rumblings on me driveway, non-binaries in me barn, cooking in me living room and a seriously pinned down farmhand - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:41
BeyondIt 3:49
Quentin & Coagulate 7:31
Dolly's Dates 9:02
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 11:26
Ned's Nightmares 13:18
Ding Dang 15:24
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 16:37
Do You Know Fred? 17:22
Nan Remembers 18:56
Ned's Book Reviews 20:05
Ned's Anomalies 22:09
American For Foreigners 23:18
Young Alice Jones 26:01
Wonders of Nature 26:40
Listener's Questions 27:36
Fifty Per-Cent 28:40
Show Ending and Credits 30:29
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#98] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot week and some good news, yep, with a little reconciliation I’ve gained a lot of space – the wife Elsie has promised to diet – me hideous mother-in-law is AWOL and me old mother is trying for a winning streak - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:44
BeyondIt 4:26
Quentin & Coagulate 7:17
Dolly's Dates 8:33
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 10:20
Ned's Nightmares 12:05
Ding Dang 14:22
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 15:10
Do You Know Fred? 16:00
Nan Remembers 17:27
Ned's Book Reviews 18:43
Ned's Anomalies 21:04
American For Foreigners 22:16
Young Alice Jones 25:03
Wonders of Nature 25:42
Listener's Questions 26:30
Fifty Per-Cent 27:57
Show Ending and Credits 29:55
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#97] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and stormy week, been surrounded by film students, wrapped up a farm documentary and learned that we’re going to have an overinflated living room squatter for the foreseeable future – added to that a certain dating website is getting some extra visitors too - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:42
BeyondIt 4:47
Quentin & Coagulate 10:06
Dolly's Dates 11:35
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 13:29
Ned's Nightmares 15:02
Ding Dang 17:24
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 17:54
Do You Know Fred? 18:34
Nan Remembers 20:06
Ned's Book Reviews 21:18
Ned's Anomalies 23:47
American For Foreigners 24:58
Young Alice Jones 27:57
Wonders of Nature 28:35
Listener's Questions 29:26
Fifty Per-Cent 30:42
Show Ending and Credits 32:47
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#96] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and hectic week, whilst me farm’s still under the German filmmakers microscope - well let’s just say the documentary is nearing completion - added to that someone’s finally vacated me living room, yep - but not the person I’d hoped would leave - added to that I ended up suffering the blistering heat inside me truck in South Florida - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:09
Ned's Monologue 1:53
BeyondIt 3:17
Quentin & Coagulate 11:45
Dolly's Dates 14:22
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 16:19
Ned's Nightmares 18:05
Ding Dang 19:54
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 20:12
Do You Know Fred? 20:53
Nan Remembers 22:21
Ned's Book Reviews 23:22
Ned's Anomalies 25:24
American For Foreigners 26:28
Young Alice Jones 29:22
Wonders of Nature 30:19.
Listener's Questions 31:07
Fifty Per-Cent 32:32
Show Ending and Credits 34:45
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#95] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a baking hot week interspersed with thunderstorms, but with the gorgers around here I shouldn’t really mention baking and with the weight on me sofa I shouldn’t mention thunder either – added to that a painstaking real life documentary is underway on the farm, yep, I did say pain – it’s only the mother-in-law that worries about staking around here – oh well wishful thinking - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – The wheels are still turning, but the hamsters died.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:53
BeyondIt 4:06
Quentin & Coagulate 7:08
Dolly's Dates 8:44
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 10:44
Ned's Nightmares 12:49
Ding Dang 16:04
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 16:29
Do You Know Fred? 17:17
Nan Remembers 19:00
Ned's Book Reviews 20:38
Ned's Anomalies 22:45
American For Foreigners 24:13
Young Alice Jones 27:14
Wonders of Nature 27:52
Listener's Questions 28:42
Fifty Per-Cent 30:09
Show Ending and Credits 32:16
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#94] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a highly unusual week and perhaps what you’d call a very unusual visitor here on the farm – it’s not often we get a visit from anyone that’s not either trying to sell me something or worst still trying to sponge off me endless hospitality - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – If you want to call a family meeting - turn off the WiFi and sit in the room where it is located.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:43
BeyondIt 3:34
Quentin & Coagulate 4:19
Dolly's Dates 7:28
Nan & Toshiko Suzuki 9:26
Ned's Nightmares 11:43
Ding Dang 14:24
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 14:55
Do You Know Fred? 15:40
Nan Remembers 17:09
Ned's Book Reviews 18:30
Ned's Anomalies 20:55
American For Foreigners 22:16
Young Alice Jones 25:23
Wonders of Nature 25:54
Listener's Questions 26:54
Fifty Per-Cent 28:27
Show Ending and Credits 30:21
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#93] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a week with the wife Elsie’s birthday and believe me that’s good for nobody – she expects big presents, big eats and a big party – oh dear – and all we’ve had down here in the south is big heat and even bigger drama - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
Introduction 1:10
Ned's Monologue 1:43
BeyondIt 9:00
Quentin & Coagulate 10:02
Dolly's Dates 12:31
Ned's Nightmares 16:48
Ding Dang 19:08
Ding Dang's Southern Quote 19:49
Do You Know Fred? 20:33
Nan Remembers 22:15
Ned's Book Reviews 24:04
Ned's Anomalies 26:00
American For Foreigners 27:08
Young Alice Jones 30:20
Wonders of Nature 31:06
Listener's Questions 31:57
Fifty Per-Cent 33:13
Show Ending and Credits 35:18
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#92] |
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start of Season Number Eight, yep, I might be able to shake up me show a bit from time to time, but I’m still having trouble shaking up me personal life, that’s right it’s called farm and family - oh dear – an ugly combination indeed - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular features you’ll only hear - here on the Ned Natter Show!
Yessiree – I always say 'Morning' Instead of 'good morning' Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#91] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been scorching and stormy outdoors and searing and sticky indoors – we’ve had a couple of surprise visitors too, they ended up with a bigger surprise than they bargained for - added to that I want to celebrate Independence Day, yep - by giving me entire family their independence too - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – There are only two things a child will share willingly—communicable diseases and his mother's age.
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#90] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been eyes down and house in me farmhouse – yep, we’ve been overrun with duds, bingo callers and fleas – far from a good combination - I’ve been having bad dreams and added to that one of our skinnier farmhouse occupants nearly met his end through sudden suffocation - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you”
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#89] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a troubling week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana Troglodyte are back home from their hospital stay and me living room’s well, put it this way – standing room only – claustrophobic’s an understatement – most canned sardines have got more room than I’ve got - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#88] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana are still confined in the hospital, still me living room’s claustrophobic again for other reasons and we’ve had a cause-and-effect accident in me far field – oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Caller ID was invented for family screening!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#87] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife finally succumbed and the mother-in-law Satana ended up confined, yep for good reason, also me old mother Nan’s using new tactics on me pet pig - added to that the wife’s buddy Beyondit struggled back from a week of honeymoon dining and worse still me neighbor Old Rush is back with a broken agenda – oh dear - either way I hope you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Sometimes I have my headphones in at work with nothing playing so I don’t have to interact with chatty co-workers!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#86] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a stormy week and that was in addition to the wedding, yep Beyondit and skinny Frank have tied the knot, and believe be it doesn’t look quite as tight as it should be, to be honest it’s already looking pretty thunderous too - oh dear - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#85] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy week, only this time I’ve been getting a bit philosophical – added to that you need to remember I’ve been dealing with high inflation for years, in fact I don’t even remember a day when the wife wasn’t inflating - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Sorry for the mean, awful, and accurate things I said!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#84] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy windy week, only this time we’ve had what you’d call a genuine alien sighting, yep, right here on the farm – added to that I’ve been in the center of a welfare case and a heated argument - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#83] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a very hot week and that’s just the weather – but tempers were flying after I had a crackdown and reclaimed me farm, well almost – some things never change around here - added to that I think me life’s overwhelmed with a single cliché - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#82] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a windy week, yep that’s the weather, not the wife’s endless pizza munching, added to that we haven’t got any ums and errs here, oh no just the cold hard facts and a bunch of weird neighbors - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#81] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a wet and windy week, added to that we’ve still got sculptor Wilma’s mother Winnie Winklestein staying in the farmhouse – to be honest three crows nesting in me living room is too much to bear – added to that me relative and fulltime conman Skip Natter has been busy creating an alien encounter in me back woods and all for pure profit – oh dear – added to that things are getting heavier right now, but we got a proposal to help out with that too - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#80] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we had a pleasant event for a change, yep, me Ferrari obsessed over-priced tractor mechanic Luigi Spaghettori tied the knot with Wilma the stone sculptor and former artist retreat guest – added to that they chose me farm as the venue – oh dear – added to that we had an extra-terrestrial expert show up to examine me cabbage circle conspiracy and put more stupid ideas into me crooked relative Skip Natter’s already overcrowded corrupt head - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – The bigger your family, the bigger your problems!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#79] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start Season Number Seven and it’s been a wet and windy start to the week of course I’m chatting about the weather not the wife – added to that we’ve got a new neighbor too, yep, a peanut farmer, who says he’s got the cleanest organic nuts in America – yep, quite a boast indeed - added to that me rapping restaurant and C-store owning buddy Pashana Kondapindi chats about reincarnation – oh dear - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessiree – Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense!
Whichever way you dice it The Ned Natter Show is unpasteurized and unfiltered so until next time, you can visit us at our official website www.NedNatter.com
The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
Copyright © 2022, NedNatter.com. All Rights Reserved.
🎙 Ned Natter Show [#78] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show SEASON FINALE, where life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
Elsie and Beyondit are well and truly stuffed this week by Frank “The Stuffer Fan” from the Cougar Dating site.
Ned’s nightmare is full of green cabbage eating monsters - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the way folks are conned by the recycling craze.
Alice adopts nobody this week but does provide us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan remembers another insane, deaf and inebriated relative who came from the wrong side of the tracks - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang is acting unnecessarily stupid AGAIN – even though he already is – tries us with this week’s Southern Quote, and speaking of stupid, Rush recalls the time when he’s having trouble with it... – HUH?!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Swingers And Roundabouts Party”- where you can’t get off because you feel so sick!
Buc’s Jonesing for a drink and it ain’t coke, confusing the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce even more than usual!
There's Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is a real flame throwing kind of an event that will bite you in the ass!
Yessiree – If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#76] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show where if you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me!
Ned’s nightmare is full of stuffer dates with the sofa-dwelling human eating zombies - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the increase in fame and fortune after death.
Alice adopts a nine banded armadillo and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan remembers another insane relative who sucks and blows - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang is acting unnecessarily stupid – because he already is with this week’s Southern Quote, and speaking of stupid, Rush recalls the time when the US never had to depend on foreign oil – HUH?!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Free range, Free for all Party”- where the Chicks are chicks and the Cock’s are dicks!
Buc’s going the whole nine yards this week, confusing the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce even more than usual!
There's Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad can’t let you get a word in edgeways or sideways and is a sad life changer that will get you out of debt, dump your boss, dump your bills and find a new wife today!!
Yessiree – My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don't even know if I am kidding anymore!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#76] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show If you want to call a family meeting - turn off the WiFi and sit in the room where it is located!
Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan and Toshiko is playing a LOSING game of poker with me collards - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the obsession with flying vehicles.
Alice adopts an Ant Farm and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan remembers another insane relative who is a crack pot at making crab pots - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang is horsing around with this week’s Southern Quote, and speaking of horses, an UN- Stable (excuse the pun) Rush, recalls the time when everyone always said Sir or Ma’am!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Paddy and Leprechaun Party”- where the little people are the biggest thing in the room (and in most people’s pants)!
Buc’s small, boring and out of the way brain is “Podunk”, confusing the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce even more than usual!
There's Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad Bury’s ‘Em Quick, Bury’s ‘Em Cheap and Bury’s ‘Em Deep!!
Yessiree – Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#75] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak!
Ned’s nightmare is burning up with cabbages and aliens- and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the idea of shortages.
Alice adopts a pet Possum as some of the local crazy folks just want to hunt it or eat it - and she provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan remembers another insane and drunk relative who can’t count as he’s two sandwiches short of a picnic and two fingers short of a glove, whilst Rush Recalls Old Tube T. V’s and gets a gas app - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s Southern Quote hits and lick’s a snake!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Apples and Pears Party”- and there ain’t that many to a pound at this party, I can tell ya!
Buc is deadpan as he has “Bought the Farm”, confusing the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce!
There's Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is a total loss, as he bangs and scrapes to the lowest level ever!
Yessiree – You never realize how truly sarcastic you are until you have a mini-me who acts the same way!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#74] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show can gravy be considered a beverage!
Our special feature is Ned’s Worst Book of The Year Award, with a countdown to the six worst books ever printed in the last year – and the perfect “kindle” for a well lit(erary) fire! (couldn’t resist the puns here)
Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan smoking and drinking like a baby who had one too many bottles last night- and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of Fake News.
Alice has straw, sticks and bricks for her three little pigs and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan remembers another insane and drunk relative who gets his faggots mixed with his Whiskas, whilst Rush Recalls payphones - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s Southern Quote calls an alligator a lizard!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Milk and Honey Party”- where more likely the gals say to the guys “honey, you ain’t got enough milk to satisfy me”!
Buc is one brick short of a load as he continues to confuse the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce!
There's Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is pure hocus pocus!
Yessiree – A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#73] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program we’re up to our necks with more drama on The Ned Natter Show than you’d find in a soap opera!
Ned’s nightmare has Rush ready and lit for a burning at the stake (and we don’t mean throwing the meat on the grill) - and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of Artificial Intelligence in online chat support!
Alice is offered a GOP elephant and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan remembers another insane and drunk relative and claims diminished responsibility, whilst
Rush Recalls the price of bread whilst making his sandwiches - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s can’t keep nothin’ straight, a bit like his Southern Quote going around his ass to get to his elbow!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Show and Tell Party” – I suppose it’s better than a “Sniff and scratch” affair!
According to Buc, the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is all hat - no cattle!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is perfectly pointless!
Yessiree – Folks round here are mighty temperamental, half temper half mental!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#72] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is crazy because common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it on The Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are full of Nan’s obscene abuse of brother Nelson Natter’s no limit credit card and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of plastic surgery!
Alice adopts Boa Constrictor and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan gets all hot and bothered over a bounty hunters takedown with handcuffs!
Rush Recalls the positive trade balance as a negative - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s all twisted up in his underwear and his Southern Quote is really plain whitewash!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Chocolate Candy Party” – and it’s not sweet!
According to Buc, the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce has something for the birds!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad has every nutter’s second amendment rights well covered!
Yessiree – You don’t have to hang from a tree to be a nut in this week’s show!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#71] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone can HODL (hold on for dear life) on The Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are full of hammers, dogs and slamming doors and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of inflation!
Alice adopts an eight-legged friend and provides us with yet another fascinating morsel of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko go for broke all over the South of Florida with lawyer son, Nelson “Nellie” Natter!
Rush Recalls inflation and who is to blame for it - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s Southern Quote is totally lost – as he is!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Tramp” – and there’s more than dumpster diving in this one.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce takes a raincheck with Buc!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is a non-fungible farce!
Yessiree –there’s one born every day in this week’s show!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#70] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has gone whoop-de-do on The Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are rotating in the biggest microwave on earth - and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the word free!
Alice takes Ned in, but only long enough to take a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit.
Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko have broken Virgil the poor mailman!
Rush Recalls the C.I.A. and Operation Mockingbird - OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s Southern Quote makes no sense!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The workout party” – which is more than just a bunch of sweaty beachballs in spandex!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is all confused and bent out of shape with Buc!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad shows how he who laughs last, laughs the longest!
Yessiree – it’s a cattywampus kind of a show!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#69] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is gone kale crazy on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are full of manatees and cows and they are not the same thing folks- and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the way our language is being delivered and even manipulated!
Alice is a distracted with a three-legged cat but takes a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit.
Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko are on a poker streak – again!
Rush and his Recalls? OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s green in the cabbages and with envy at the recent engagement announced between his ex-crush Wilma the Whining Sculptress and Luigi Spaghettori, Ned’s Ferrari obsessed tractor mechanic!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The sweaty sweater party” – which leaves everyone hot and bothered underneath.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is confused by Buc being all shook!
There's Ned’s book review (and it’s super bad – it’s criminal), Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is just plain barking mad but totally on a point 22 though!
Yessiree – it’s crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory around here!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#68] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has lost their mind on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares have Nan over a barrel and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of dementia.
Alice is a happy bunny and treats us to another Wonders of Nature about predators.
Old Nan can’t see the fox employer in her best buddy Toshiko – which further adds confusion to Rush and his Recalls OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s has still got his goose all gandered over his love life drama!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “The Recycled Clothing Party” – which I have absolutely nothing to contribute here.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is confused by Buc from The Get Go!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is super stinky this week!
Yessiree – maybe it won't be noticed on a galloping horse!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#67] |
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with low budgets and tight jeans that would make a camel spit and all on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are hanging on a thin light and his Sagacious Moment ponders green horned environmentalists.
Alice is decking the cards and has a big eye on the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and when she’s not wrapped up in herself, she’s wrapped up with the mailman on the next date - OH DEAR!
Rush is preaching to the non-democratic snakes, whilst Ding Dang’s getting his pants all tightly twisted up in his own kind of religion!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is popular this week with over 100 guests attending his “New Year, New Friends, New Games” – which means nothing new here at all!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is confused with his ballpark being ballparked by Buc!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is all Mysterious and Way Out!
Yessiree – He looks like he's been through three wars and a goat roping!
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🎙 Ned Natter Show [#66] |
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🐔 It’s a BRAND-NEW SEASON 6 and a perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with half-hearted New Year’s Resolutions on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are set alight and his Sagacious Moment ponders dismantled history.
Alice is toying with the Crystal Balls again and another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and finds the mailman Virgil absolutely shocking - OH DEAR!
Rush becomes a preacher and dodges the democratic snakes, whilst Ding Dang’s nursing his wounds from his New Year’s punch up with Satana Troglodyte!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “Ring it in with Fred and bring it along for Lonnie” – what “it” consists of is anybody’s idea!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is confused by Buc putting his Ducks in A Row!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is COLD!
Yessiree – I don't care if the preacher and five deacons show up—I'm still wearing my stretchy pants!
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Ned Natter Show [#65] |
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🐔 It’s a packed program on the Ned Natter Show as the folk’s ring in the New Year and the end of Season 5 and everything is a cock-up, a punch up or just plain nuts!
Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up is “Elsie’s New Year Shocker!” and she’s shocking the heck out of poor old Ned in his nightmares...AGAIN!
Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering digital squirrels and he’s also getting steamed up over the Crystal Balls with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan is reminiscing about how bad Ned was as a young ‘un - OH DEAR!
Rush invites himself over AGAIN for New Year as the Mother-in-Law from hell gets into a fight with Ding - and dang if she doesn’t do it with just one punch!
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “New Year New Panties” which there’s not much to say on that “Y” front (nor is there much in ‘em)!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is confused by Buc needing a John Hancock on a few checks!
There's Ned’s book review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is too close to home – just so he can pay his poker debt to Old Nan!
Yessiree – this week’s show has me running around like a chicken with its head cut off!
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Ned Natter Show [#64] |
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show Ned’s farmhouse is full of stuffers and party guests, yep that’s three days of mayhem!
Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares and childhood dreams as fat Santa and then scares the heck out of everyone as she returns with Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups with her revolting “Elsie’s Seasonal Cake Surprise!”
Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering young children and their modern electronic babysitters. He’s also up and down with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan has hold of the UPS guy’s package - OH DEAR!
Rush invites himself over for Christmas dinner along with EVERYONE else and Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “Mister Santa and Miss Klaus” which is as disappointing as a pulling on a dud cracker, finding it contains a booby prize and no party hat!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is confused by Buc doing graveyard!
There's Ned’s book review which is a real murder of a review, Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World. Not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is hoping to make really sad people popular during the holidays.
Yessiree – this week’s show is as tight as Dick's hat band!
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Ned Natter Show [#63] |
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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is heating up with festive cheer and fear as Ned and Elsie celebrate their wedding anniversary and Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares as the Sugar Plump Fairy on top of New York’s Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Tree – Oh Dear!
Ned has a Sagacious Moment and recycles ideas and fashions of yesteryear and chats with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan and Toshiko are betting on everything that has a pulse or a mouth…and Nan has Old Virgil the mailman pinned on the porch with a self-serving letter - OH DEAR!
Rush is inviting himself over for Christmas dinner and his arch enemy and Democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung has escaped to California for the Holiday’s.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “Bad Sweaters and Tinsel Underwear” which really is an itchy and scratchy event - and the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce has Buc pleading the Fifth!
There's Ned’s book review and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World. Not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is hoping to boost real estate sales.
Yessiree – that poor old mail guy Virgil just plain threw a real hissy fit!
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Ned Natter Show [#62] |
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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is lovely and quiet this week as Elsie and Beyondit are away on a river cruise for seven days of buoyant fun, food and flatulence. However, they are both haunting Ned in in his nightmares as they take over the Daytona 500 racing track in a pair of Mart Carts – Oh Dear!
Ned is still super busy with a Sagacious Moment and ponders The Festive Season. Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature and pursues his dog Clay as he escapes to spread his wild oats around the neighborhood and is deeply confused by Rush’s Bitch playing the dead position when he wants to tangle with her!
Old Nan and Toshiko are studying the history of the winning lottery numbers and plotting witchcraft…OH DEAR!
The Jeremy Sprung show is the latest political podcast and plan of attack on poor old Rush’s GOP initiatives- now the fisticuffs come out and all the fences are so broken, that nothing can be mended on this front – sounds kind of familiar, don’t you think?.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “Jingle Bells and Elves” which is more like useless elves with no balls - and the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce has Buc white on rice!
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World. Not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s pas.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is a perfect gift for folks you hate.
Yessiree – That boy's all hat and no cattle!
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Ned Natter Show [#61] |
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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is fabulous, fun and all in the Florida sun as the Artist Retreat kicks off with a visit from a couple of snow birds who can’t fly, but should take a flying leap with their artistic expressions.
Elsie and Beyondit are layaway’s having their cake and eating it in their Black Friday bonanza.
Ned’s nightmares are overflowing into next year and he has a Sagacious Moment with patience and visits with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan and Toshiko are quietly plotting at home…OH DEAR!
Rush throws Jeremy Sprung on the grill in a counter-political move to his cancelled GOP fundraiser.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “Snakes and Ladders” of which very little of either exists - and the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is planning to use his Rolls Royce to flatten Buc at his request!
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World. Not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past – Old Dicky ‘The Diviner’ Death.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad has a devil in the details.
Yessiree – you'd best get glad in the same britches you got mad in!
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Ned Natter Show [#60] |
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🐔 It’s Thanksgiving down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmares are just beginning...
The Artist Retreat kicks off with three new members in resident, who are about as dazed and confused about WHO they are, let alone WHY they’re here.
Elsie and Beyondit are disturbing the peace and touring the grocery aisles with Ding Dang and Dolly in tow and the equivalent of twelve mart carts of food.
Ned’s electric bill soars and Dolly’s tutor’s electric car is the culprit!
Old Nan and Toshiko visit the Casino for the Senior Special’s event leaving poor old sub mail man Virgil out in the cold like a lost package-- OH DEAR!
Ned has a Sagacious Moment and also visits with Young Alice Jones and Rush for a special Vegan Tofu Turkey dinner and a dose of the Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about snail’s teeth.
Rush tries recovering from Alice’s “rubber turkey dinner” and is working on his private “conversion through kindness” initiative to get GOP voters at the local food bank.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is a real turkey of an event called “Thanks Giving and Taking” –for which there is very little of either - and the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is red faced about Black Friday!
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World. Not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past – Old Great Aunt Bertha “The Boiler” Death.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad makes even the most glittery of balls shrivel in size.
Yessiree – Has anybody seen my dressy flip-flops?
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The Ned Natter Show is written and presented by Ned Natter, is produced and recorded live in Florida USA by Doris Billsborough. The Ned Natter Show is managed and represented by Grace Windsor at Nexus Media.
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Ned Natter Show [#59] |
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🐔 In a packed show down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmare’s are zooming out of control in the grocery aisles, with Elsie in hot pursuit...
Elsie and Beyondit are still torturing the couch and Nan and Toshiko push old mailman Virgil into a casino visit and across the floor which leaves him out of pocket and with a sore A$$ -- OH DEAR!
Beyondit and Ding Dang have their first lover’s tiff with Ding Dang wearing a new pizza outfit and getting his goatee all in a twizzle.
Ned has a Sagacious Moment and also visits with Young Alice Jones as she drops another- Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about sponges that have no brains...as well as other things that are missing these essential parts.
Rush is being helpful and working on his private “conversion through kindness” initiative to get GOP voters– this time he’s pumping gas as often as he needs to take a leak.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is “Kinky Camouflage” which leaves very little to the imagination – and the arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is a Monday Morning Quaterback!
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World that includes plastic human anatomy, made from humans and not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past – scientist Uncle Denzel “Digger” Death.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is as cheap as they come.
Yessiree – you’re once a man, twice a child after this week’s show!
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Ned Natter Show [#58] |
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🐔Ned’s Florida Island AKA Two Medicine Farm is thoroughly beastly this week!
Nan goes all out for a Japanese, card sharping, whisky galore supper date with poor USPS mailman Virgil, and Toshiko is hell bent on serving poison cuisine as the reluctant chef and a third wheel to the whole charade.
It’s a sink or swim adventure as Beyondit and Elsie dream bomb poor Ned-- OH DEAR!
Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she spreads her – eh hem- cards and drops another- Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about cows and their stomachs and we are not just talking about Elsie here...!
Quentin gets into a cat fight with Young Charles, that leaves him thoroughly pussy whipped!
Rush is being helpful and working on his private “conversion through kindness” initiative to get GOP voters– this time he’s painting the church white and preaching to the converted.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme is thick and slick as folks get down and dirty with “Mud Wrestlers and Spectators” – and Farm hand Ding-Dang is throwing stones at his pumpkin!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is shooting the breeze and losing the plot..again!
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World that includes a Tapeworms and Parasite Museum–and not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past – Hedge Layer, Uncle Wicked Willy of Witchampton.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is Ned’s pet hate this week.
Yessiree – Daddy's gonna skin your hide and nail it to the barn door!
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Ned Natter Show [#57] |
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🐔Two Medicine Farm is balls deep in trouble this week!
Ned’s nightmares take a turn for the worst when Beyondit gives birth to sextuplets and cabbages- OH DEAR!
Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she juggles her balls, crystal that is- with the Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Dragonflies and Mosquitoes!
Rush is being helpful and working on his private “conversion through kindness” initiative to get GOP voters– this time he’s stopped by Ferrari loving tractor mechanic Luigi Spaghettori’s home to help save his Rosso Corsa Italian baby.
Old Fred the nudist’s party theme this Saturday past was “Cougars and their Prey” – and the mice were just not coming out to eat the cheese!
Farm hand Ding-Dang goes beyond it with...uh Beyondit!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation in a ball of trouble of his own.
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review of “The Life Coach” by I missed The Bus Jr. and there’s Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World that includes Indian’s dropping babies out of windows–and not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past – Big John Death the Gravedigger.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is full of hard rights and lefts as his client navigates the world of fast food in fast cars!
Yessiree – 50 Per-cent ain't worth two cents!
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Ned Natter Show [#56] |
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🐔 It’s an extravaganza of crazy creepy Halloween celebrations and enough tossing and turning of bulls and oranges to start an innuendo club, down here on Two Medicine Farm this week!
Ned’s nightmares are invaded by ghouls, witches, wizards, warlocks and monsters - and that’s just the family! OH DEAR!
Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Wolf Spiders and bad backs!
In the segment “How to Be a Republican” Rush’s latest quote is really raising that toilet lid like high taxes are going out of fashion!
Old Fred the nudist’s is just so creepy and no spell is gonna break that one!
Farm hand Ding-Dang zombie tries dancing the night away on one foot with Beyondit who, under Elsie’s spell and evil influences of foodie treats just keeps going back to Ned’s sofa!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation and having a major fit over with “fanny packs”- boy, is he now sexually confused!
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review of “Deciphering Dick Dialogue” by A. Dick Jr.Book and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World that includes orange chucking Italians – and I don’t mean Willy Wonka’s ejecting Oompa Loompa’s outta his chocolate factory –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past – Bull Tossed Great Aunt Ada.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is full of Bangers, Choppers and Smokers!
Yessiree – Things have gone to hell in a hand basket!
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Ned Natter Show [#55] |
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🐔 This week feature’s an array of Ned’s relatives turning up from the past, present and future as the “Battle of The Bulge” ensues and Elsie wins hands down at the weigh-in and a round of rabbit punches (a kind of stew) at a whopping knock-out 405lbs on the scales, throwing opponent Beyondit onto the ropes with a low blow that she could recover from with that deadly south paw that just keeps diving for the high-cholesterol tacos, in time for a worthy comeback match.
Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Humming Birds and Heart Attacks!
In the segment “How to Be a Republican” Rush is stepping up his game with his quote all set to music!
Old Fred the nudist’s has Preacher’s and Sinner’s galore in a pouch-packed-party this past Saturday night- OH DEAR!
Farm hand Ding-Dang burns bridges and mattresses whilst getting his hand on some very large ham...mmm.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation with “Breaking Bills” and it ain’t what you think Duck Face.
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book review of Dee Vorce Soon’s Book “My Husband is A Zombie” and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World that includes Devil’s jumping over babies in Spain –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan in her segment “Old Nan Remembers” her musings and nightmares of relative’s past - Constance Natter.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is a Dream Vacation of a nightmare!
Yessiree – I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.
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Ned Natter Show [#54] |
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🐔 This week is Ned’s birthday and everyone but Ned is celebrating. Ned’s nightmares involve underwater rappers and hearing weird voices.
Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about ants that are also farmers!
In the segment “How to Be A Republican” Rush has obviously taken too many laxatives - for his mouth!
Old Fred the nudist’s party includes lollipop sucking movie star guests that ain’t from Hollywood - OH DEAR!
Farm hand Ding-Dang finds a snake in the grass and goes to church for his sins.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation with Smog Tests.
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is enough to drive your neighbors insane!
Yessiree – This ain't my first rodeo.
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Ned Natter Show [#53] |
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🐔 We are hitting Season 5 and Episode 53, with a brand-new round of fantastic farm follies!
Ned is fully farming strawberries and cabbages which makes the fields of Two Medicine farm look lovely and colorful!
This week’s episode full of goodies that will entertain you as Ned’s nightmares get totally bizarre and give a new meaning to the term wet dream.
Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for his usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake and a nice cup ‘a Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about butterflies!
Rush is featuring a new segment called “How To Be A Republican” and the polyamorous political commentating democratic ex-TV host (PPCDETVH) Jeremy Sprung is in California, which thank goodness gives us a little reprieve from the political shite that’s been talked around here.
Old Fred the nudist’s Swinger’s Party has a defunct theme this week; yep- Lingerie and Predators – which means the party was total cock-up of misunderstandings and embarrassments – some wore masks but not the kind you think - OH DEAR!
Farm hand Ding-Dang is bent out of shape (a bit like his Southern Quote) as the soap, oops, we mean “penny”, has finally dropped and his back is up against the wall. This week means Ding Dang is now charging rent to his queer eye tenants.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation, and is busting a gut over All You Can Eat Buffets and D.U.I.’s in our segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features continue this season with Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent’s ad is a real stinky one this week and we don’t recognize, recommend or even relish the “wash and go” products advertised!
Yessiree – If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, it would be Christmas every day.
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Ned Natter Show [#52] |
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🐔 A major milestone this week as it’s our SEASON #4 FINALE and 52 Weeks of fun and laughter- WOW!
Ned changes from poultry farming to fruits and veggies, to everyone’s relief!
This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Health Food Surprise” which is neither healthy or a surprise.
I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake and a dose of her Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about them insect marvels called “Cicadas”!
Rush and the polyamorous political commentating democratic ex-TV host (PPCDETVH) Jeremy Sprung are nowhere near any kind of truce, whilst Old Fred the nudist’s Swinger’s Party has a theme this week; yep- French Maids and Cavemen – which means nothing to Old Nan and Toshiko who still strip the guests bare of their money in one of their perilous poker games- OH DEAR!
Farm hand Ding-Dang goes to a Botox party that leaves him stiff and pointless – a bit like this week’s Southern Quote.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation, and dangerously confused over the meaning of “The 2nd Amendment and Trailer Parks” in our segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent fails to get a rise out of Ned with his new ad client - Floppy Dick’s Online Pharmacy. Have things gone too far? Not only Ned believes this is way below the belt, but has told Fifty to put a “knot in it” on future ads!
Yessiree – What in the Sam Hill?
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Ned Natter Show [#51] |
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🐔 It’s a week of innuendos and wood in about every corner of the show!
Ned’s escapes to his own Fantasy Island but wakes to the worst nightmare ever!
This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a joint-venture tower of terror event called “Elsie and Beyondit’s Multi-storey Sandwich Surprise”.
Old Nan and Toshiko are still terrorizing the local residents with their drones and I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake. Her weekly contribution to the show is all about the wonders of nature – this week’s episode is called “Earthworms are Hermaphrodites”!
Moving to things that are just as double-ended and confusing – Rush and the polyamorous political commentating democratic ex-TV host, Jeremy Sprung are still in a tug of war, whilst Old Fred the nudist throws another Swinger’s Party where Skip Natter comes up short and Old Nan just strips everyone from their wallets in a game of poker that leaves everyone dangling in the wind – OH DEAR!
Farm hand Ding-Dang gets a waxing that is taxing from the waist down - and drops this week’s Southern Quote.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation, and totally confused over the meaning of certain “Retail Terms” in our segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent is promoting Shocking Lifestyle Mailboxes in his new and crazy ad for the show!
Yessiree – when it comes to this week’s show, don’t let the screen door hit yer, where the Good Lord split yer!!
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Ned Natter Show [#50] |
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🐔 Ned’s nightmares are back again and this week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a disgusting wriggly mess called “Elsie’s Florida Mud Pie Surprise”.
Old Nan and Toshiko go on another of their old crow adventures and terrorize the local residents with their new drones – of which Rush gets a first-hand crash course whilst playing with himself in the bathroom - Oh Dear!
I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake and hear her new weekly contribution to the show that’s all about the wonders of nature – this week it’s about babbling bats!
Moving to things that are just not natural – Rush is recovering from being bashed and driven batty by both Toshiko’s drone and the droning on of the polyamorous political commentating democratic ex-TV host, Jeremy Sprung, whilst Old Fred the nudist throws his first Swinger’s Party!
Farm hand Ding-Dang gets a manicure and drops this week’s Southern Quote.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation, and totally confused over the meaning of certain “American Road Signs” in our segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent is hopping mad with a new ad that just makes you want to scratch all over!
Yessiree – this week’s show is as crazy as a Betsy bug!
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Ned Natter Show [#49] |
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🐔 Elsie and her BFF BBW A.K.A. Beyondit Brandisha Washington, are now idiot experts that are suffering from itchy digit and restless mouth syndrome. This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a chocky, corn-flakey mess called “Elsie’s Shocking Cereal Surprise”.
Old Nan and Toshiko go on another of their old crow adventures and terrorize the local Greenways Golf course - Oh Dear!
I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake. Her prediction is that I need to change my extremely toxic environment… speaking of toxic ... Rush drops a new Tennessee Teaser and is in his usual political fisty-cuffs with polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung.
Farm hand Ding-Dang goes to the hairdressers and bolts when offered a blow-dry despite the hair-raising antics of his dubious relatives that involves stolen TV’s.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation, and totally confused over “American Politics” in our segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent is inspired by this week’s book reviews, that he lands a client that creates perfect fake vacations for social media digital nomads!
Yessiree – this week’s show is as crazy as a cat in catnip!
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Ned Natter Show [#48] |
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🐔 Down ‘ere on Two Medicine Farm it’s abbreviations and innuendos galore this week!
Elsie and her BFF BBW A.K.A. Beyondit Brandisha Washington, are assaulting my poor sofa. Grocery shopping is now a “Man and Van” experience which means the poor driver has a couple of extra heavy boilers to add to his weekly furniture moving schedule.
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Fruit Bun Cake Surprise” – and is nothing like the title describes, which is no surprise.
Me lucky pet pig Old Bill is not only dodging the lightning strikes but also Old Blind Lonnie’s cuisine hit list that includes “Forked Pork”.
Old Nan and Toshiko go for “curry and cards” down at me friend’s Pashana Kondapindi’s - Taste of The Taj Mahal Authentic Indian Restaurant. This place also houses his secret high stakes gambling den called Cardamom P’s Poker Palace– and is more like a pokey place, - Oh Dear!
I visit with Young Alice for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake which is more than just cock and ball these days –and Rush is at it again with polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung, and drops a new Tennessee Teaser.
Farm hand Ding-Dang has gone from hissy fit to sissy fit faster than you can say “he can’t even think straight” after he had his fake “father of me baby” wedding annulled. He has now moved back into his repossessed home … TAKING Quentin and Coagulate with him! Mmm and we thought the gossip round ‘ere couldn’t get any worse!
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is utterly lost in translation, regarding the meaning of “Buffalo Wings” in our popular segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent has surpassed the lowest levels of the low, with his latest ad that even has me beat!
Yessiree – this week’s show is loopy as a cross-eyed cowboy!
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Ned Natter Show [#47] |
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Sushi, Cake, Wool, Tents & Prowlers
🐔 Down here on Two Medicine Farm it really is a “roll your eyes” kind of a week!
It’s Toshiko Suzuki’s 103rd birthday, Old Nan and Toshiko go to a sushi restaurant and a nightclub – the experiences leave Old Nan totally confused and Toshiko extremely amused - Oh Dear!
To make matters even worse, “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is an attempt at a celebratory cake for Toshiko called “Elsie’s birthday cake Surprise” which really does put things in the light – of total shite!
Me daughter Young Dolly’s pet ram Butt has a disastrously close shave as Dolly decides to play hairdresser!
I visit with Young Alice for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake –and Rush hits the ceiling yet again with polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung, and gives us a more topical Tennessee Teaser.
Recently evicted and cuckolded farm hand Ding-Dang, is discovering new things with his latest “The Flamboyant Eye for The Farm Guy” experience with creatively fashionable Quentin and Coagulate.
The arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is utterly lost in translation, regarding the meaning of, and the difference between a “Hooker and a Hookah” in our popular segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing (and insane) questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent has us all hoodwinked, picked and popped in his latest crazy (but practical I suppose) ad!
Yessiree – this week’s show is definitely two bricks short of a load!
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Ned Natter Show [#46] |
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Sailing, Tailgating, Rugs & Neat Water
🐔 It’s all a bit sticky and sweet down here on Two Medicine Farm!
Me farm cat Young Charles has specially designed and fitted solar panels after a disastrous run-in with a pair of rat traps!
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another horribly super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s chocolate coated chocolate Surprise”!
Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki go on their latest cultural outing to The Sail and Dine Experience; and things just go totally overboard à la Old Crow Style - Oh Dear!
I visit with Young Alice for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake –and Rush hits the ceiling yet again with polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung, and spouts more politically backward rhetoric with his latest Tennessee Teaser.
Recently evicted and cuckolded farm hand Ding-Dang, has had a severe case of The Flamboyant Eye for The Farm Guy experience with Quentin and Coagulate. He has also learned some new words and is coming up smelling like a total lemon!
Arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation regarding the meaning of “Tailgating” in our popular segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent takes a flying run and jump with a new rug, so keep your hair on!
Yessiree – this week’s show is as crazy as a sprayed cockroach!
Ned Natter Show [#45] |
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“Monsters, Wine, Babies & Cribs”
🐔 Elsie and Beyondit share the sofa with Elsie’s mother Satana Troglodyte – a B-Movie actress, larger-than-life and four times as ugly! Beyondit is beyond words on this one!
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another horribly super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s Farm Fruit Surprise”!
Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki go on a swallow-not-spit tour at the local Wine Tasting VIP event as their latest cultural outing to The Twisted Vines Vineyard – and are horrified when Elsie, Satana and Beyondit come along too- Oh Dear!
Young Alice is still having trouble with her crystal balls –and Rush is super upset with the polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung’s views and in response spouts more politically backward rhetoric and his latest Tennessee Teaser.
Ding-Dang’s in a state of shock at the birth of his new wife’s baby arriving earlier than expected and is just full of surprises, that even Blind Lonnie couldn’t see coming!
Ned’s dog Clay is wearing a new turban that is really creating a fashion buzz.
Arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation regarding the meaning of an “Outlet-Mall” in our popular segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent at Ned’s request – balances last week’s ad with one that really is - Oh-dear!
Yessiree – this week’s show is as crazy as a soup sandwich!
Ned Natter Show [#44] |
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“Guerilla’s, Virtual Reality, Blackjack & Security”
🐔 Elsie and Beyondit take to Daytona Beach, the Shark Bite Capitol of the world. (One can only hope for the best)
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another disgustingly, super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s Swamp Pudding Surprise”!
Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki get banned from the casino and get snappy on their latest cultural outing to the local Alligator Farm – Oh Dear!
Young Alice is having trouble with one of her two crystal balls – it’s dirty and needs a good clean.
Rush is thrilled to steal the stage yet again with his solo politically backward rhetoric and latest Tennessee Teaser, as the polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung is still stuck in Washington.
Old Fred is getting real popular now he’s updated his swinger profile and leaves Blind Lonnie on the beach to catch crabs whilst he checks out his own list of dates.
Arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation regarding the meaning of a yard-sale in our popular segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady ad that he says is perfect for any security conscious person that wants to help put our nations senior’s back to work- Oh-dear!
Yessiree – this week’s show is Nuttier than a porta potty at a peanut festival!
Ned Natter Show [#43] |
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“Targets, Possums, Algae & Etiquette”
🐔 When her and Elsie are not bankrupting the local All You Can Eat Buffet on opening day, newest temporary-visitor-of-the-sofa and bestie of Elsie- Beyondit is a highly-opinionated fashion, culinary, music and food expert whose nose is in everyone’s business this week - upsetting folks left, right and around her equator line.
However, revenge is sweet for us folks, when unexpectedly and accidentally; Beyondit is bitten on her ample ass by Elsie’s fat rat dog, Ned Jr. which results in her placing an unusual order of expletive stuff via Elsie’s virtual redneck assistant “Alex”. Lord knows what may be coming in the mail!
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another but the last of, disgusting collaboration with Blind Lonnie called “Elsie’s - you’re not just playing dead with me - Possum Surprise”!
Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki get all cocked up, loaded and shoot up the local gun range – Oh Dear!
Young Alice is looking into bringing Ned to a blissful conclusion using her two crystal balls, and Rush is thrilled to steal the stage with his solo politically backward rhetoric and latest Tennessee Teaser, as the polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung urgently heads to Washington.
Old Fred updates his profile on the swinger/hook up website as the previous ads are just not landing him any dates.
Arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation regarding the meaning of a Redneck in our new and popular segment “American for Foreigners”.
Our fave features include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and Agony emails from listeners with pressing questions for Ned to resolve. We also return with another Anomalies from Around the World –and not forgetting our visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”. Finally, Ned’s Agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady ad that is truly divining - Oh-dear!
Yessiree – this week’s show is crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory!
Ned Natter Show [#42] |
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“Surgery, Shopping, Snakes & Spongers”
🐔 Elsie is busy with mixed up orders from her virtual redneck assistant “Alex”, she considers Mouth-Band Surgery to lose weight and introduces us to her new friend, divorcee-mother of 6-now living on the sofa - from the nail parlor – Beyondit.
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another disgusting collaboration with Blind Lonnie called “Elsie’s Stray Python Surprise”!
Old Nan takes Toshiko Suzuki to Wal-Mart as a cultural experience while farm hand Ding Dang takes to a week in bed with new wife and third cousin Darlene-Freebird Dang – and Bud of course!
Young Alice reads Ned the Tarot Cards as Rush pouts at having to be in a head-to-head political fundraising competition with polyamorous democrat neighbor Jeremy Sprung.
Cardamom P. comes over to record some violence for his new rap song.
Old Blind Lonnie wins the lotto and relatives he never knew he had (A.K.A. Spongers) turn up for their share but he escapes with Old Fred to a nudist resort after Ned concocts an updated profile for Fred on a swinger/hook up website.
Arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation in “American for foreigners” this time it’s about Home Invasions and Thrift Stores.
Our fave segments include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Ned’s book reviews and agony, along with the return of Anomalies From Around The World – where everyone “has it off” on their day off - and not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady ad that just keeps coming back – every 7 days! - Oh-dear!
Yessiree – this week’s show is hilariously insane – we should all be locked up! 📍
Ned Natter Show [#41] |
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“Electronics, Weddings, Darts & Foreigners”
🐔 This week’s show is full of the antics of the gang down here on Two Medicine Farm.
Elsie has a new virtual assistant called “Alex” sold to her by Billy-Ray, one of Ding Dang’s dubious relatives that includes some unique accessories which cause some shocking results! Just don’t bother calling customer service unless you are a goat herder in Mozambique.
Card Sharps Old Nan and her friend and Nelson's Japanese mother-in-law, Toshiko Suzuki are up to no good and also take to a cultural exchange with a game of darts that just misses the intended target…or does it?
We are all invited to the wedding of the year as farm hand Ding Dang ties the knot with his current girlfriend and third cousin Darlene-Freebird Smith who doesn’t know the meaning of tying the knot - she is pregnant with her 6th child – this time the father is confirmed as being the new Groom’s.
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a nauseating nosh up combo of Elsie’s a favorite ingredient and a delicacy of Blind Lonnie’s based on last week’s book review. It’s called “Elsie’s Cheesy Armadillo Surprise”!
Young Alice returns from staring into space as Rush escapes to Tennessee to recover from the Democratic invasion in our street and to recover from Toshiko’s attack of his manhood, Kamikaze style.
Arrogant old catfish-faced gentleman farmer Brit Nigel Ponce is lost in translation which Ned helps him resolve, in a new segment called “American for foreigners”.
Will this week’s selections on Ned’s book reviews, make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or do they get thrown on the fire?
Our fave segments include Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment - not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady ad that has more B.S. than he does and that’s sayin’ something - Oh-dear!
Yessiree – this week’s show is hilariously insane!
Ned Natter Show [#40] |
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“Independence, Card Sharps, Cannibals & Cake”
🎉This week’s show is our new Season 4! 🎉
🐔 We kick off Season 4 with two big bashes and a couple of new visitors including Old Nan's friend and Nelson's mother-in-law Toshiko Suzuki, who is packed for a weekend of poker and mischief (and a Wok).
Elsie enjoyed her HUGE Empire State cake, her birthday gifts including a cement mixer and lots of friends and neighbors who all enjoyed the free food! This week’s “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Elsie’s Birthday Surprise – which is no surprise!
When Rush first saw old Grandma Toshiko, he was keen to mention Pearl Harbor – inappropriate as usual but we are talking about Rush, Ned is taken aback when Toshiko was ready with a rapid retort and a hand gesture referring to Rush and his very small set of equipment – Rush ended up redder than usual and struck out – yep to the restroom!
Will our quirky book reviews make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or do they get thrown on the fire?
The new neighbor, Jerry Sprung turned up to Rush’s BBQ with his wife, mistress and girlfriend. Rush was all tongue-tied and had to resort to the online dictionary for the word polyamorous.
Our fave segments are back and include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Old Nan Remembers”.
Ned recites another unique cabbage poem by Quentin especially for Elsie’s birthday and Young Alice is away on a weekend retreat communing with Extra Terrestrials.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady ad for cannibalistic adventures in distant lands - Oh-dear!
Yessiree – this new season 4 is MORE than the usual mischief and mayhem down on the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#39] |
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“Danger, Power, Trash & Spouses”
🐔 This week’s show is our Season 3 Finale!
“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Chocolate and Cheese Surprise!
Old Nan is back with plenty of winnings and is even more of a hideous hag than ever!
Will our quirky book reviews for trekking to dangerous cities and adopting politicians make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or do they do us all a favor and BURN?
The new neighbor, Jerry Sprung has moved in to the ranch across the way. The gang can’t wait to meet him as he’s a talk show host from Chicago! Mmm…sounds familiar?
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Nan Remembers”.
Ned recites another unique cabbage poem by Quentin who is on a verge of a nervous breakdown much to Ding Dang’s delight.
Ned also takes time to visit with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” who is really full of shite this week.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady but very funny ad for Spouse Sharers - Oh-dear!
Yessiree - it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#38] |
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“Windbags, Warthogs, Raves & Travel”
🐔 This week’s “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Curried Curry Surprise!
Old Nan is still down in Tampa at the Seminole Casino in the pink and on a bender of free food, plenty of winnings and slot machines!
Our two quirky book reviews this week are for the adventurous traveler. Do they even make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or burn?
Cardamom P pays a surprise visit from his store - Pashana’s Quick Stop – and has to help Ned and Ding Dang extract Elsie from the armchair.
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Nan Remembers”.
Ned recites a unique poem about cabbages and visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom”.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady but very funny ad about windbag services for potential politicians - Oh-dear!
Yessiree - it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#37] |
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“Swamp Rats, Caterpillars, Voters & Slots"
🐔 This week Wife Elsie is on the Think Away Diet Plan, even though we still have to take the monthly jaunt to stock up on food supplies. It always involves a box trailer, heavy lifting, heavy loads and serious backaches whichever way you look at it. We also bring you this week’s “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” Elsie’s Torched Tart Surprise!
There’s serious drama as Old Nan in a fit of Flush Rush versus a High Card Flush - has flown the Old Crow’s Nest to take a limo down to Tampa on a casino bender of free food, plenty of cash and 5,000 slot machines! Ned’s happy as he’s made sure his credit cards are safe!
Even though Old Nan’s not around, the irritable, miserable looking Chuck-will’s-widow is a perfect replacement and a companion for Elsie – sitting around on its perch, moaning every night the same repetitive sounds, annoying everyone in range. Mmm... they could almost be twins!
Our two quirky book reviews this week pack a real punch with a happy ending in the second one. Find out if they even make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or just get burned!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment - not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Nan Remembers” when Nan’s mom, gets mice and lice mixed up.
Ned has terrible nightmares about monstrous caterpillars eating his lovely cabbages and is so concerned he’s abandoned the Zen Room and according to Elsie, taken to “spraying every night”.
Ned visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers “Rush’s Tennessee Teasers” from his ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. Old Blind Lonnie is back home to Rabbit Stew.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady but very funny ad about a Green Washing P.R. Company - Oh-dear!
Yessiree - it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#36] |
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“Belts, Clocks, Custard & Heatstroke”
🐔 This week “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Elsie’s Chancy Cheesy Custard Surprise!
Ned recalls why Old Nan has an irrational fear and paranoia of his pig Bill when as a teenage drunk “The Old Crow” (as Ned calls her) was cornered by a herd of crazy evil-eyed piggies!
The crazy Florida heat is too much this week – tempers flare as Ding Dang and Quentin cross hoes and cabbages in a spaghetti western style showdown – or should we say hoe-down?
Nigel Ponce and Buc Natter leave voicemails for Ned apparently having resolved to work together on Ponce’s UK farm.
We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week – the devil is in the details, so tune in and find out if they even make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or just spontaneously combust!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment about clocks and cabbages, pets and children being an environmental hazard - not forgetting we visit again with Nan’s “good ‘ole days” in her segment “Nan Remembers”.
Ned visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers “Rush’s Tennessee Teasers” from his ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. Old Blind Lonnie is still M.I.A. at the local swinger’s club and enjoying this week’s dish of the week; Snake Belly Pie.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady but funny ad that Ned thinks is just a perfect way for Elsie to belt up - Oh-dear!
Yessiree - it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#35] |
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“Rice, Rotten Sharks & Grave Robbers”
🐔 This week “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is Elsie’s Rice Surprise! First, I need to remind you Elsie’s stuck with a microwave and no conventional oven or essential kitchen gadgets and that severely limits some of her ideas - so when it comes to a recipe like this she has to steal and borrow to get the right results – this time she’s borrowed Ned’s electric hammer drill to mix up all the ingredients that’ll sure make you glad you don’t have an Elsie like ours in your family!
Old Nan and Ned’s Pig Bill are picking winners for the Belmont Stakes – let’s hope that lightening doesn’t strike just to bring home the bacon.
Nigel Ponce and Buc Natter are splitting hairs and feathers over the UK farming operation. 50-1 odds are that it’ll be worse than a really bad reality TV show.
We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week that really stink. Find out what Ned thinks of them and if they make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or the fire!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment as well as the now regular feature from Nan called “Nan Remembers” – about her “good ‘ole days”.
Ned visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers “Rush’s Tennessee Teasers” along with the latest updates and points of views from his political cronies in D.C. and his ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. Old Blind Lonnie who usually helps balance the political perspective from both sides is still M.I.A. eating this week’s dish of the week; Possum and Yam at the local swinger’s club.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent has another shady ad for folks looking to earn a quick buck, as “Cockroach Runners”! Oh-dear – don’t ask!
Yessiree - it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#34] |
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“Gold-digger’s, Accountants & Green Fingers”
🐔 This week wife Elsie’s Recipes Segment is another HOT one – “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups” is Elsie’s Flaming Noodles! Elsie’s cooking is undertaken at your own risk and not only needs a strong stomach it needs an even stronger oven!
Old Nan’s still betting, and winning on the horses, this time it’s the Triple Crown. It’s about time the Old Crow hit a losing streak as Ned is despairing at her crowing about her wins – Oh Dear!
Nigel Ponce leaves a wacky voice message about Brexit and like Europe – Ned isn’t going to respond to this pompous Brit’s proposal.
We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week including one about Gold Diggers by A. Street-Walker and another about a Turf Accountant! Find out what Ned thinks of them and if they make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or the fire!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around the World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment as well as the now regular feature from Nan called “Nan Remembers” – about her “good ‘ole days”.
Ned also visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers “Rush’s Tennessee Teasers” along with the latest updates and points of views from his political cronies in D.C. directly from the ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. Old Blind Lonnie who usually helps balance the political perspective from both sides is in our opinion, mentally “unbalanced” this week as he is M.I.A. eating gator meat sandwiches at the local swinger’s club.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent keeps us entertained with another shady ad with Smoking Green Fingers a shady garden that grows extremely high plants. Fifty truly thinks this ad’s dope!
Oh my - it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#33] |
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“Potluck, Burps, Rappers & Senior Votes”
🐔 This week wife Elsie’s Recipes Segment is a HOT one – “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups” is Elsie’s Spud Shockers! Elsie’s cooking is undertaken at your own risk and not only needs a strong stomach it needs an even stronger oven!
Old Nan’s still betting on the horses, and can’t tell the difference from her ‘Freak-Ness’ to her Preakness – Oh Dear!
*SPECIAL EVENT *
It’s a rapper’s dream come true for one of Ned’s new neighbor’s and convenience store owner, Pashana Kondapindi who presents his newest rap song “We Don’t Give A Muck (Gotta Go, Gotta Go) featuring himself as “Cardamom P” and his side-kick neighbor and (FWA) Farmer with Attitude; our very own Grand Master Farmer Neddy Ned.
We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week! Find out what Ned thinks of them and if they make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or the fire!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around The World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment as well as a now regular feature from Nan called “Nan Remembers” - the “good ‘ole days” when she wasn’t as blind as a bat.
Ned also visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers “Rush’s Tennessee Teasers” along with the latest updates and points of views from his political cronies in D.C. directly from the ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. There’s also a nice political twist from Blind Lonnie to make Rush madder than a wet hen.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent keeps us entertained with his shady ads and just as shady clients.
Yes it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#32] |
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“Horse racing, Barbed Wire & Recipes”
🐔 This week we present the first of wife Elsie’s Recipes Segment’s – “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups” –Frozen Pizza Surprise! So warm up your microwave and stand well clear in the cooking process – (usually Ned stay’s in the barn behind a concrete wall).
Old Nan’s doing well with her gambling antics switching from chips to horses, after a nice sized win on the Kentucky Derby!
We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week! Find out what Ned thinks of them and if they make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or the fire!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, Anomalies from Around The World and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment including a look at “Digital Horses” – yep you heard right!
Nigel Ponce, one of the landed gentry of England lands like a catfish on Ned’s show with a hilarious call in from jolly old England.
Ned also visits with his neighbors Young Alice and political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers “Rush’s Tennessee Teasers” along with the latest updates and points of views from his political cronies in D.C. directly from the ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. There’s also a nice political twist from Blind Lonnie to make Rush madder than a wet hen.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent keeps on topic with an ad for condo dwelling egomaniacs who can buy the perfect “dog breed” without falling out with the condo owners association.
Yes it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#31] |
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“Spring Diets, Caterpillars & Wagers”
🐔 This week, wife Elsie’s decides to lose weight again and she’s opted for this new Panama Canal Diet –it’s especially designed to accommodate very large things that prefer to take shortcuts - rather than the long way round – yep that’s Elsie in one line!
Due to self-inflicted travel restrictions, Old Nan’s getting by with some online gaming for now – one prepaid visa card at a time!
We’ve got some real quirky book reviews this week! “The World’s Biggest Cabbages” by Moe Nitrate is a crime-thriller in disguise and “Sleight of Hand - My Poker Secrets” by Ace Up My Sleeve – is a book for gambling cheats!
Find out what Ned thinks of them and if they make it to the bookshelf, compost heap or the fire!
Other regular segments include Ned’s Cliché of The Day, Anomalies from Around the World and Ding Dang’s Southern Quotes, and we’re treated to the usual weird and wacky comments and questions from listeners in Ned’s Agony segment.
Ned visits with political pundit Rush “to the Restroom” as he delivers the latest updates and points of views from his political cronies in D.C. directly from his ranch next door - Stonewall Jackson Farm. This week we learn about a new conservative social media platform called “Squatter”...mmm...oh dear!
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent is AWOL this week as he’s dealing with his court case, but it’s still the usual mischief and mayhem all around and down on, the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#30] |
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“One Take Ned, Abstract Art & Eviction”
🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present this episode in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida.
Ned reflects on this week’s antics – Ned’s dog Clay and cat Charles make sure the boundaries are well-sprayed on their daily walks together.
Old Nan’s still rattling on about her plans to visit Vegas without Ned’s wife Elsie very soon – and how’s she’s gonna turn her 20 grand into a million by the end of the year. She takes to studying how to beat the odds using sex and card counting...oh dear!
Ned brings back his infamous book review segment and is swift on his judgment on whether to “keep ‘em, chuck ‘em or just downright burn ‘em”. The book review includes a book about gambling, one about mystics and another by one of Ned’s tenants called, Painting in the nude – a guide to figure study by Quentin Fairbanks Buchannan-Smythe – mmm...Right... On the other hand his partner Coagulate’s a natural with baby plants but he doesn’t need a book to show him the way – oh no - he just spends the whole day talking and singing to them - and Young Alice promises to join in on the act too!
There’s a special treat for listeners with Ned Natter’s red-faced outtakes, where even Ned Natter can have a bad (but hilariously funny) day in the studio!
On the subject of “chuck ‘em”, Rush has evicted his two tenants as they simply don’t see eye to eye. It’s an era thing, with Rush wanting stuff done the old “Reagan way” whilst The Bored Boys of Brevard, Donald and Mitch, want it done the “riot way”.
In Ned's popular Agony segment, where listeners call in with their weird and wacky comments and questions. This week it’s about monkey genes and problem neighbors who shouldn’t play the lottery.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent promotes another dubious firm looking to hire inconsiderate check-out staff who can work from home!
So, it’s the usual mischief and mayhem all round and down on the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#29] |
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“Agenda 24, Useless Tenants & Cabbages”
🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present this episode in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida. Ned reflects on this week’s antics - old Nan and Elsie return to the farm from their Atlantic City gambling vacation. After a 900 mile punch up with Elsie, Nan waves her winnings in Ned’s face before paying off the driver and giving him the kiss of death right on the lips – yep nothing worse than inebriated slobber is there? - Added to that she hadn’t shaved for 6 days, no wonder the poor guy couldn’t get away fast enough!
Quentin and his partner Coagulate are nancying around the farm in their usual flamboyant manner. Quentin looked something like a wasp at a gay pride march with paint brushes and free guitar lessons for their young male clients, whereas Ned’s other nightmares include Elsie, sticking all Ned’s life savings on red number 7 at the casino and listening to 5 hours of political rhetoric from Rush “To The Restroom” …oh dear! In Ned's popular Agony segment, where listeners call in with their weird and wacky comments and questions - the customs folks in Australia use electronic noses to sniff out exotic animal smugglers and there’s questions about decoy eggs and self-driving cars.
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent promotes another dubious firm from the Dark Web!
It’s the usual mischief and mayhem all round, down on the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#28] |
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"Lucky Jersey, The Cookout & 3 Seniors"
🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present this episode in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida. Ned reflects on this week’s antics - old Nan and Elsie have been in Atlantic City gambling instead of Vegas as Elsie’s fortune teller, Mystic Madeline advises that Elsie can only get lucky there along with a suitcase of lucky charms from her friend’s “Lucky Charm Store” – Elsie takes all her pin money and blows the lot. Nan AKA the “Queen of Scowl” wins big at the poker table with the excellent “poker face” the dealers and players are too scared to look at. Nan books a limo all the way home and all hell breaks loose the nine-hundred miles home and into next week’s episode...
Ned’s nightmares include Saddam Hussein and cabbages but he’s glad to eat cake with his lovely neighbor Young Alice again as she charts Ned’s future and the importance of the color green, veggies and what Ned can give Alice every time he sees her …oh dear! In Ned's popular Agony segment, where listeners call in with their weird and wacky comments and questions, about online shopping, wind on the farm, fast food and plant based eggs. Political insight by neighbor Rush to The Restroom, as he throws a big cookout at his place next door -‘Stonewall Jackson Farm’ - with all his friends and introduces his new tenants - a couple of senior aged republican agitators from South Florida –Donald and Mitch. Worse still they call themselves, The Bored Boys of Brevard County – yep, he is kinda funny but ways so full of shite – or is he?
Old Lonnie shocks poor old Rush to a near heart attack when he decides to come out at the cookout – oh dear – but not quite as you’d think. Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent promotes doughnut heaven to ATV and mud bogging truck fans!
Its mischief and mayhem all round down on the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#27] |
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“Mixed Breeds, Mars and Tarzan”
🐔 Farmer Ned Natter and his famous weekly comedy radio show and podcast is proud to present the first episode of Season Three in full including hilarious updates and news on all the gang and their various catastrophes that could only happen down on 2 Medicine Farm in Florida.
This time, Ned reflects on this week’s antics - old Nan hasn’t been in the best of moods since her birthday a few days back that was a chain of one disaster after another. You can also look up the meaning of “miserable” in the Dixie Dixtionary of Stupid Words (see our website/social media) and Old Nan is listed right there in all her glory on pages 233-234.
Ned’s brother Buc Natter, leaves a voicemail and is on the phone trying to get on Ned’s show whilst Ned’s recording this week’s episode. Nobody understands a word that guy says…
Anyway Ned’s glad to eat cake with his lovely neighbor Young Alice again as she wants to do stuff with the lights off once a week for Planet Earth…oh dear!
Skip Natter is AWOL as Ned sets the Fed’s on him for April Fools, much to everyone’s relief.
In Ned's popular Agony segment, where listeners call in with their weird and wacky comments and questions, Deborah in Dearborn says she’s worried about Ferret cloning as her husband’s behaving like one – although Ned thinks it’s just a hygiene problem; Moe in Minnesota is concerned about Cities on Mars and Wanda in Washington has questions about Ned’s dog and mixed breeds.
Political insight by neighbor Rush to The Restroom, as to the internet being the number one socialist vehicle on the planet – yep, he is kinda funny but ways so full of shite – or is he?
Ned’s agent Fifty Per-cent promotes the New York economy and Ned’s got problems with his dog Clay and his “two acres” whilst Dolly pushes her goat Butt to the limit with Ned’s cat Charles. It’s mischief and mayhem all round, down on the farm.
Ned Natter Show [#26] |
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“Nan’s Birthday, Bad Dreams, Size & Anger”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Nan’s 96th Birthday, Bad Dreams, Size & Anger, added to that I’ve got some great questions from me listeners -oh dear - - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Saint Paddy, Space and United Nonsense”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about – Saint Paddy, Space and United Nonsense, added to that I’ve got some really weird input from me listeners - oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“The Journey Home, Conspiracies, Pen-Pals”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about – me trip back to Florida, conspiracies and pen-pals - I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“A Wedding, A Road Trip & Dominant Democracy”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about A Wedding, A Road Trip & Dominant Democracy! I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
Ned Natter Show [#22] |
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“Freedom, Pre-nups and Camping”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Freedom, Pre-nups and Camping I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Mortality, Monsters and GMO drama”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about sex, mortality, monsters and GMO food, I do me agony uncle bit again too, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Nano Spinach, Valentine’s Drama and Agony”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Nano spinach, valentine’s drama and do me agony uncle bit, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Deferred Maintenance, High Maintenance and Urban Farming”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about deferred maintenance, high maintenance and urban farming, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
Ned Natter Show [#18] |
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“TV Shows, Goat Problems and Reality”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about TV Shows, Goat Problems and Reality, oh dear, TV’s never sounded so bad - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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"Unhappy Hens, Horoscopes and Diets"
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – in me next show I chat about Unhappy Hens, Horoscopes and Diets, oh dear and I drive to Pennsylvania to help out a farming relative- So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
Ned Natter Show [#16] |
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“Smart Devices, Flying and a Useful App”
🐔 Well hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – it’s SEASON II and in me next show I chat about Smart Devices, the drama of flying, oh dear, and a very useful new App - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Hearing Loss, Syndromes and Power Washing”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – it’s SEASON II and in me next show I chat about Hearing loss, medical syndromes and power washing the wife, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Aging Ungracefully, D.N.A. and Crypto-Currency”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here – it’s SEASON II and in me next show I chat about aging ungracefully and touch on criminal crypto-currency, the wife Elsie takes a bath and me neighbor Rush takes a DNA test - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about the sinister side of organ donation, oh dear, give me personal take on a cocktail menu and run round the farm and neighbors to hear their surprising New Year resolutions - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about – B movies, scrape the surface of dentures and restless legs, oh dear, I get an invitation from me lovely neighbor young Alice and head for a rare day off at the beach -- So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
Ned Natter Show [#11] |
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“Car Buying, TV and Cremation”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about the pitfalls of buying a used car or truck, oh dear, you also find out why I’m not on TV and about the positive potential of cremation -- So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
Ned Natter Show [#10] |
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“Real Estate, Reincarnation and Rehoming”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about Real Estate, Reincarnation and rehoming, the wife Elsie’s adopted a runt and she’s considering a lap band, and in the meantime I’m considering a contractor - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Mystics, Las Vegas, Gambling & Political Correctness”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about political correctness, oh dear, me wife Elsie heads to Las Vegas, and I’m not sure if it’ll be a big buffet or an even bigger bankruptcy – whilst in the meantime we both ask a mystic for advice - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“Sausages, Dating, Home Cooking and Family Drama”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about dating - Me lovely neighbor young Alice has trouble with a sausage gallery, old Rush gets involved with home cooking and data breaches, and I chat about me old man’s appetite and me extended family, oh dear - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
In this special Podcast Short, Ned Natter and the gang get together for a special Thanksgiving event; Alice, Ned’s vegan neighbor invites the Natter’s over for a tofu turkey event that even Elsie, Ned’s obese wife will devour (oh dear), whilst daughter Dolly Natter stays home to watch TV. Rush is avoiding going home to Tennessee as a President will never pardon a soy bean (especially a Republican one). As Ned is being thankful for all he’s got, Skip Natter is scamming everyone by passing off chickens as a special kind of turkey, Ned’s resident campers Quentin and Coagulate are recruiting young male farm hands to their YMCA (Young Men Caring for Animals) army surplus tent. Finally as we all celebrate being grateful for even the smallest things in life, Ned’s neighbor Fred the nudist is dodging dinner and going skinny dipping in the chilly water off Cape Canaveral; he tells Ned that “things look bigger underwater!”
Happy Thanksgiving Folks!
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“Books, Scams, Extreme Omnivores and the Moon under Siege”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about books on me new book review - Me neighbor old Rush gets hung up on protecting the moon, whilst me relative Skip Natter calls with another scam investment proposal, oh dear, in the meantime I’m having problems with me blind neighbor Lonnie’s ravenous appetite - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
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“The Environment, Me Clothing Line, Facelifts & More Agony”
🐔 Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about the environment, electrical problems, me new clothing line and space - Me neighbor old Rush is hung up on clean coal, whilst me buddy Alvin gets a Mexican facelift, oh dear, in the meantime I move ahead with more problems on me agony uncle feature - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com 📍
Ned Natter Show FIVE |
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Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I chat about guns n' gun control or weapon n piece control, I also take on the subject of RV’s, oh dear, an me neighbor Rush worries about Artificial Intelligence - I become an Agony Uncle - after all there are too many ants on the farm already! – Ding Dang me farm hand gives up smokin', while me campers are gettin' into fights with each other - So prepare yourself for a unique experience an belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember, Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com!
In this special Podcast Short, Ned Natter and the gang get together for a special Halloween event as Ned's political correspondent Rush "To the Restroom" scares everyone with his costume and Ned recalls his wife's Elsie's hilarious mishap in a case of mistaken identity last Halloween. Remember to tune in to episode #4 now live on your favorite podcast station or at NedNatter.com
Ned Natter Show FOUR |
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Hello me lovelies, Ned Natter here - In me next show I take on the uncomfortable subject of aging, chat about plastic surgery and visit a nudist beach with me neighbor old Fred, oh dear, but it does inspire a bit of poetry! I also talk about me 94 year old mother and her movie fantasies, whilst me incontinent neighbor Rush, chats about cold-blooded murder – prepare yourself for a unique experience and belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember Shite Matters and you can always find me at NedNatter.com!
Ned Natter Show THREE |
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In the next show, Swingers, Campers and Aliens Ned Natter drives all the way to Miami to fetch his mother-in-law, unfortunately she misses the only cargo flight of the day, so he’s stuck down there and visits a swingers club, oh dear, never again says Ned. Back on the farm he ends up with a couple of campers, not quite what he’d hoped for, one’s called Quentin and calls everyone darlin’ so Ned says he’ll let you fill in the blanks on that one. He’s also interviewed about illegal aliens and Rush his incontinent neighbor talks about the need to bring back some Reagan era ideas, whilst Ned throws himself into the restroom debate – prepare yourself for a unique experience and belly laughs that’ll stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – remember Shite Matters and you can always find him at NedNatter.com
Ned Natter Show TWO |
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In show number two, Ned’s having serious trouble with the hens and ends up taking them to a psychiatrist after a chat with Colin Sanders. We hear Rush’s incontinent point of view on climate change and Ned delves into the unusual subject of deliberate weight gain in a segment called ‘interview with a stuffer’. Also, we discover Ned has found an agent and he undertakes his first public horror movie review. And last but not least we hear about the time Ned Natter went shopping for Valentine’s Day lingerie for the wife – prepare yourself for a unique experience and belly laughs that will stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – As Ned likes to say - remember Shite Matters!
Ned Natter Show ONE |
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Show number one introduces us to Ned Natter, the hilarious farmer with a different point of view, offering a dose of Topical Anesthetic and Numbing the News. We get a glimpse of life on the Florida farm, the trials and tribulations of his unusual family, the wife Elsie, daughter Dolly and of course Nan his demanding 94 year old mother. We learn how he arrived in Florida from old England to manage his brother-in-laws failing farm and ended up with plenty of mud and mosquitoes. He then offers an amusing take on the ‘me too’ movement, non-binary folks and the anomalies of the world, we get to meet his incontinent neighbor Rush to the Restroom who offers a unique perspective on the Border Wall and conservative politics in general – prepare yourself for a unique experience and belly laughs that will stay with you until the next Ned Natter Show – As Ned likes to say - remember Shite Matters!