The Mep Report – High Brow Birds: Recent Episodes

The Meppers (Russ, Greg, Storey & Clea)

Three old friends from their college debate team who have recorded their phone chats for 15 years.

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Download Mep Report #166 Storey Enjoys Snow, has a Sandwich, and Becomes a Father Getting the Swaddles: a Game-Changer Clayton v. American Health Insurance Don’t Cut the Umbilical Cord! The Horrors of… JAUNDICE! The Power of Saying No Making Birth an Emergency BABABAMAMFAPHDDOI (Yellow) Pumping and Dumping MepCoin Danny Trejo’s Ex-Wife Rips Off Russ The […]

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Download Mep Report #159 The More Tech Changes… What’s in a Title? The Dreaded Phdmabs As a Non, I Sequitir As a Homeowner… The Vanishing Point of Humility Twitch Kappa and the Twilight of the Crumbling Republic George Orwell’s Huck Finn The Search for the Universal or Objective Molecules of Freedom Liberty Mutual Scoops the […]

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Download Mep Report #158 British Parliament: A Study in Well-Spoken Collapse Greg’s Ancestry with Amistad Storey’s Wandering Genes Russ the Merman The Triumphs and Travails of Russ the Renegade Scooter Returner RIP Russ’ $9 Million Bitcoin Mansion Mepcoin Still Available!

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Download Mep Report #157 Take Me Home, Country Roads Those Who Can, Teach; Those Who Can’t, Teach Pedagogy Musical MFA Chairs at WVU Russ Becomes a Legit LA Star Russ vs. the Unions Gooberman Baseball Team Expands Death of DAoC and/or Free Time Cardboard Nintendo! Chopping Pennsylvania Poker Greg Keeps a Secret Hold Your Breath […]

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Download Mep Report #156 Three Meppers Randomly Walk into a Ballroom in Hollywood Mep Marriages The Muppets Take the Goobermans 1990s Baseball Cards Revisited Greg Sees LA But Misses the Bachelor Party LA’s Fine Dining Scene ft. Chick-fil-A Storey Loooooves LA Why Russ Belongs on the Westside The Misery-Fandom Index Russ Tries to Get Storey […]

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Download Mep Report #155 A two-hour odyssey of analysis on Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Featuring Russ as the Prosecutor, Storey as Defense Attorney, and Greg as Bailiff.

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Download Mep Report #154 The Meppers dive in for an extended serious discussion of the Me Too movement, its fallout, and its future. With an early note on Star Wars, Coco, and Pixar.

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Gulf Coast Reflooded, A Pipeline We Can All Agree On, The Ever-Escalating Pace of News, Trump Learns Getting Elected is Not Governance, A Grand Debate on Who and What to Blame for Trump's Victory, Guns are Not Speech, Storey is So Politically Isolated He Makes Nazis Look Popular, Clowns in Bad Makeup Will Save Us All, Nightmare at the Charlottesville Walmart, Russ Goes Tennessee-56 on a Rival Harry Potter Fan Group, and Some Clown Triumphs at Toastmasters.

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Download Mep Report #152 For the 152nd Time! Trump’s Final Four Mepper Milestones Birth of Future Movie Star Lulu Gooberman Swimming Like a Sperm TrumpTreason? (TM) The Art of the Fail Storey Presents #UnpopularOpinions Do We Care About Climate Change? Maintenance v. Growth Extra-Stemmy Stem Cells Russ’ Super-Knees

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Download Mep Report #151 Executive Orders The Role of Third Parties in American Politics Going Green Doug Phelps and the Secret PIRG Mountain of Money RIPrius A Hybrid/Hybrid Hybrid Greg Explains the Necessity of Minivans Where Did PokemonGo? Harnessing the Power of Video Games

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Download Mep Report #150 More Wilsons Than There Have Ever Been Before How The Last Bookstore Got its Name Storey Drives Drunk… People Grand Theft Uber Greg’s Tipping Point Danger New Orleans Driving as an RPG CashCab Confessions Lost in DisneyWorld Jailbyrd: the Prison App

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Download Mep Report #149 Mourning the Original Mep Report 149 Storey Quits His Job and Actually Applies for Other Jobs Clouds for Dinner 6th Grader 3-D Prints Prosthetic Arm Greg Becomes a 3-D D&D Miniature Russ’ Damn Yankees Steph Curry: Not a Human LeBron James and Klay Thompson and Damian Lillard: Also Not Humans? Hockey: […]

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Download Mep Report #148 In the Year 2222 Why Don’t Greg and Russ Like Doctor Who? Bowling is Up Storey’s Alley Kevin Smith and the Last 20 Years Naming Conventions and the Destiny of Unusal Names Rehabilitating Stalin Russ Defends the Unabomber and/or Malthus The Case for the Maintenance Society Time-Traveling Murderers

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Download Mep Report #147 Iowa’s Outsized Influence President CornGuns Russ Offensively Tries to Solve World Politics Mep Reports 126 and 127: a Russ Horror Story Storey and the Several Not-Evil Exes Wedge Antilles with a Crayon Russ’ Immortal Love of Winning Greg on Cooperation Over Competition Life and Death with Diplomacy and 1830 Closeness and […]

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Download Mep Report #146 Very Early Sports Video Games Fear and Boredom: the Great Motivators The New York Times Hates Tetris Dreaming of Chess Complementary Activities Drugs and Creativity A Grand Debate on the State of the 2016 Election Featuring Bernie vs. Hillary Bush and the Star Wars Prequels Surprisingly Strong Independent Political Tickets The […]

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Download Mep Report #145 Storey Breaks Luminaria Record, Doesn’t Sandbag The Roof is on Fire Happy New Year Three Hours Late! Russ vs. Christmas: Fight! Memories of a Glorious Pangya New Year Greg Against Humanity Some Real BS Star Wars Episode 7: Maple Syrup from a Teddy Bear that We All Love In Defense of […]

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Download Mep Report #144 The Vegetarian/Vegan/Halal/Kosher/Gluten-Free/Hypo-Allergenic/Raw Meal, Raisins: Nature’s Nightmare Fuel, People for the Protection of Cinnamon Rolls, I Turd It Through the Grapevine, Our ADD Culture, Young Tom Riddle–er–Ted Cruz, The Emu Goes on Russia Today, Post-Apocalyptic Interest and ISIS, Building Community on the Internet, and the Failings of George Lucas.

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Download Mep Report #143 The History of Canadian and American Thanksgiving, Thank-You-Note Day, America Exports a Holiday, Who Wants Trident… Missiles?; We Call Out Toastmasters: Why Does Toastmasters Exist?, Toastmasters Anonymous, Fisher Price My First Speech, Today You are Not a Man, Golden Brown Toast, Toastmasters Younger than 75; and The Sad Sordid Tale of […]

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Download Mep Report #142 Do You Want Money or Not?, A Day Where You Live in Famy, Bill Hicks Aborts Miley Cyrus, If Tolkien Were Hitler then Beggars Would Ride, Gandhi the Face-Eating Lizard, Attack of the Emu!, A Failure of Emurality, Steph Dwarfs Russ’ Klout, Do You Really Want to Live Forever?, Nominees for […]

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Download Mep Report #141 Don’t Empty the Trash!, the Benefits of Binge-Watching, Ichiro and the Technical Difficulties, It’s World War III You Guys, I Learned it on Facebook!, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Slaves, We Live in the Matrix (Statistically), Neil DeGrasse-Tyson v. Philosophy, Lawrence Lessig for Debate, Twitter v. Facebook, and the One World […]

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Download Mep Report #140 140: The Plauge of Locusts Anniversary, Locusts in a Jersey, Bringing the Grasshopper View to the Locusts, Greg’s Good Old Gaming, Shark-Shark Locusts, Neo-Retro Gamers, 7 Billion Locusts, Being the Best Locust You Can Be, Locusts Anonymous, Russ Sells IMDB, Coaching as Methodone, Living in the Moment, Performative Body Departure, Storey […]

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Download Mep Report #139 Stealin’ Steelers and the Fantasy Draft, Draft Picks?! We Don’t Need No Stinking Draft Picks!, Twitchers and Tweakers and the Men Who Review Them, Population Doubling and the Numbers Obsession, The Donald vs. The Bible, The Donald vs. The Putin, The Donald vs. Obama, Losing Control of Your Right to Be […]

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Download Mep Report #138 Storey Definitely Doesn’t Have a Rabbit, How Many Superheroes Can We Fit on the Head of a Pin?, Jurassic Minecraft, Camelot Unchained, Death Comes for the RPGer, Greg Fears the Sex Scene, Rachel Doelezal, The Future is Now, and Science Fiction is Hogwash.

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Download Mep Report #137 Deal or No Deal, Sportsageddon, Russ Fought the 4DX and the 4DX Won, Ruining the World with New Technology!, Demographic Bingo, The Third Sign is Worth Millions, Youtuber Review, Watching Gamers Talk About Gamers Talk About Gamers Playing Games, Greg Antagonizes Storey About the NBA, and Steph Curry: Kinda Good at […]

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Download Mep Report #136 Remembering how Ronald Reagan forgot, Russ takes performance-enhancing drugs… for life, Russ embraces Hemingway and runs with the bulls, Box and won, Russ is as cold as ice – he wants you to sacrifice, Rutgers: home of unending disaster, Freely choosing to limit all future choices, Flowers for Gooberman, Gooberman’s Choice, […]

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Download Mep Report #135 Hey!, Greg Lives in a Snowbank, The Computer Prevents Russ from Discussing his Love of “Snowpiercer”, Violence in Movies: Good, Bad, or Indifferent?, Minor Spoilers for “Snowpiercer”, Major Spoilers for “Snowpiercer”, Okay, We’re Just Going to Tell You the Whole Movie Now Shot-for-Shot, Birdman vs. Boyhood, Greg Picked a Bad Year […]

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Download Mep Report #134 Snowpocalgeddon Jumps the Shark…Again, Finland the Permanent Frozen Wasteland, Russia is Lucky (Not Happy), Katy Perry Almost Jumps the Shark, Everyone Hates 2014, Don Lemon Jumps the Shark in a Blizzardmobile, Russ (Commercially) Jumps the Shark, Storey (Pacifically) Jumps the Shark, and all our Sports Teams Jump the Shark.

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Download Mep Report #133 Storey Lights Bags, Shatters Records and Blows the Minds of Local Television Broadcasters; The Horrific Face of Traditional Christmas Lights; Greg is Appropriately Called Out by Storey on Promotion and Blames the Police; Storey Seeks a Sponsorship; Russ Has Himself a Merry Little Saturnalia; Je Suis…Charlie? The Interview? Something?; Speech Has […]

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Download Mep Report #132 Never Have I Ever Had Needles Stuck In Me…Willingly, Everyone Loves Their Anesthesiologist (When They’re Asleep), Shady Items Bought From Shady Vans Are Shady, Old Coins Are Old, Putin Steals More Super Bowl Rings than Ukrainians, Greg Doesn’t Want Racist D-Bag Medals, and America is Burning (and How to Put It […]

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Download Mep Report #131 You Will Not Crucify Us on a Cross of MepCoin, Barnacles on the Bitcoin Boat, Greg Doesn’t Want to be Mr. Potter, How Much Coin Could A MepCoin Mep if a MepCoin Could Coin Mep, Greg will [REDACTED] when Russ [REDACTED] because Storey [REDACTED], The Only Winning Game is to Mep, […]

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Download Mep Report #130 Storey and The Big Freezy, GamerGateGoingGaga, Nice Guys Deserve–Nothing?, Gooberman Shrugged, Laser Falcon Will Destroy Your Face (If You Make a Noise), Storey Needs His Shady Avenue, and the Secret to Happiness is Abject Fear.

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Download Mep Report #129 Russ Is Caught–In the Net!; Ebola’s Gonna Get You (Unless Mitch McConnell Can Stop It); ISIS, ISIL, ISEETHISISNTWORKING; Hypocrisy for the Win; Elections Have Consequences; and How Many Emus Can Dance on the Head of a Mep Coin?

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After almost three and a half years without a podcast, The Mep Report is officially back! Download Mep Report #128 Just in time for Halloween, the Meppers are back from the dead! Hear Greg, Russ, and Storey relate what they’ve been up to the last forty months of wandering in the desert. Expect more regular […]

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Perfect Girl Exposed! (No, It’s Not What You Think), Shrooms Exposed! (No, That’s Not What You Think Either), Russ Wins at 12th Dimensional Chess, Jackie Hates Perfect Girl, How Long Does It Take to Write the Perfect Text, Always Carry the One When Calculating the Rapture, When Atheists Attack, and Storey Exposed! (No, It’s…Well, Maybe […]

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Give a Man a Quarter and He Can Play One Game, Teach Him to Write in Basic and He Can Feed a Village (Really), They Don’t Make Video Games the Way They Used To (and Get Off My Lawn!), Russ Can’t Help Falling In Love…Again…, Is This the Text That Launched a Thousand Ships?, How […]

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Greg Runs the Gauntlet of the Spa Castle, Uniforms Vs. Au Natural: Fight!, To Every Horde, Turn, Turn, Turn, The Horror of Red Bumperman, The Joy of Having One’s Skin Ripped Off, and Zombie Kings. Download Mep Report #125

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Greg Gets a Mortgage (and Becomes an Adult), Russ Gets a Bear (and Becomes a Psychic), Storey Gets a Twin (and Becomes a Skeptic), Kobe Bryant and Jimmy Kimmel Destroy Society One Video Game at a Time, The Meppers Get Immersed, and Everything is Awesome In Sloooooowwww-Moooooo. Download Mep Report #124

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Headlines Grate While Storey Updates, Bedbugs are Bed (Uh, Bad), Some People Call it a Unabomber…Russ Calls it a Beard (mmmhmm), Slide Whistles are Better Than Suicide, The Final Days of DAOC, The Second Coming (and Leaving) of Greg, Then Everyone Was a Jedi, and the Forecast is Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse. […]

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The Greatest American Five Fingers, The Teabag Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree for Rand Paul, We Like Ice Cream Because It’s ICE CREAM!, What if We Just Lightly Sear Them?, Lakers Fail at Immigration, Invading Arizona for Fun, Profit, and Golf Courses, Greg Roots For the Insurance Company to Win the Bet, and the […]

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Clea Can’t Get No Satisfaction; Greg’s Life in Three Dimensions; Jackie Chan and the Masochistic Dragon Swoon; Mep Report Rare Ostrich Steak Attack GO!!!!!; The World According to EPCOT; We’re Much More Trekkie Than You; and Sometimes Horrible Is In The Middle of Good. Download Mep Report #119

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The Mep that Neither Begins nor Ends; How Improv Can Either Save the World or Destroy it; Murderous Shepherds and Other Little Known Cultural Legacies; Gladwell’s Advocate; Privacy – Destroyer of all Things; and Why Asians are Great at Math (but Terrible at Piloting). Download Mep Report #118

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Facebook Is Kind. Facebook Is Good. All Hail Facebook. When Even Foresight Should Have Been 20/20; Just War Vs. Just a War; Gilligan’s Island As Metaphor for War; Clea and Facebook are BFF; Storey Still Hates Privacy; How the Internet Saved and Destroyed the World At the Same Time; and It’s All Fun And Games […]

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Hey, Hey, The Gang’s All Here, Krull and Kelp Kollide, Russ Goes Back to School, Immortality Is/Is Not Overrated, Baby Sea Cucumbers, Rack-O is Whack-O, Cash for Coal, and NAFTA Bartenders. Download Mep Report #116

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As we previously promised, here is the first video highlight from the Mep Reporters, filmed on location at Eagle Studios.  We’ll post several more of these highlights over the coming weeks, and will have the edited audio version available here soon.  Here the Meppers discuss the finer points of Krull, a movie Russ has inexplicably […]

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Potentials of Submersible Podcasting, Tron Nostalgia, Star Wars Political Philosophy, Sith Lord Gestapos, Trickle-Up Economics, Zen Minimalist U-Hauls, and Serendipitous Car Rental Experiences. Download Mep Report #115

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The Meppers Navigate Down a Brook/Stream/Tributary of Troubles; Deeeeoooo; Greg, Neil Gaiman, and Bathtubs; Storey’s Great Society, or All Maim All the Time; Mep Mayhem; Analog Memorials in a Digital Age; and Shakespeare Pays a Visit. Download Mep Report #114

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Living Forever Really Wouldn’t Be That Bad (Except for the Seven Sets of Teeth), Fruit Fly Empathy Camp, Kidnapping Twins in the Name of Science, Greg Questions the Evolutionary Benefits of Feeling Like Crap, The U.S. Economy = Ponzi Scheme, Time to Reset the Economy (if Storey Gets Paid), Storey Wants neither Science nor Nature […]

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The Adrenaline ‘Dominate’ Button, Famous Gerontologist Sounds Like Crazy Russ, An Ethical Treatise on Advanced Review Copies, the Third Sign of the Apocalypse, How to Make it in the Fantasy Fiction World, Eunuch Rabbits, Quaid Discrimination, and The World’s Video – “One of the Great Moments in Human History.” Download Mep Report #112

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Today we revisit one of the most impactful moments in the history of TMR. Episode 86 marked the departure of Mepper Storey. While he was partially resurrected in Episode 95, he merely was able to roam the Mep landscape as a tortilla-eating zombie. Here is the official sendoff for Storey as recorded by the Mep […]

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Russ and the Christmas Curse, Greg Calls Natural Laws Out, What If God Was a Baby, Russ Goes to the Island of Dr. Santa Claus, Russ is No Longer a Fan of Cheese, Russ is Hit Over the Head With a Yuletide Log, 11 Months of Sanity Out of 12 Isn’t So Bad, Clea Calls […]

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We have a not-so-minor obsession with pirates here in Mep Land. So it’s my pleasure to introduce you to the premier Pirate Rap Group on the internet. These guys can lay down a serious shanty with the best of them. They even produce their own music videos. Here’s a nicely addictive track of theirs to […]

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If Greg’s Leg Offends Him Cut it Off, An Offer Cancer Just Can’t Refuse, Kurt Warner Knows His Dante, Yes We Can Discuss the Inauguration, America is Marginally Worse Off (so America is in Huge Trouble), Money for Nothing (and Our Stocks for Free), America is Depressed and Storey Couldn’t be Happier, Clea Defends Shades […]

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Vegas Baby Vegas!, Vegas sucks!, Vegas is tremendous!, The Tale of the Poker Highlander, The Tale of the Galaga Highlander, Mentally Challenged Roleplayers, Just Do More Heroin, and Tokenphilia. Download Mep Report #109

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Lying Mothers and the Babies they Wield, Generic Chieftain Man and the Bear God Puku-Puku, Male Angst as Motivation for Human Sacrifice, Baseball as Religious Methadone, Aztec Hippies, and TMR Defeats MLB Attorneys in Pitched Battle. Download Mep Report #108

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The Big Fireworks Lobby, How Businesses are Oppressed by Native Americans, The “Put That Shit in the Sky,” Plan, Flying Plasmas, How the Black Market is Your Friend, Greg and Clea Fly their Conservative Flags High, and Baldness as a Gender Identifier. Download Mep Report #107

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The Wilson Baby Rocks the DPS, John McCain as a DragonBall Z Character, Shopping for Homophobes, Classic Rock Pwnage, Neil Young Loves Trains, the Mind-Boggling Success of “Daft Hands,” and How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take Down? Download Mep Report #106

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Hypermepilating, Sexual Innuendo and You, Breaking up with Greg is Hard to Do, Don’t be Glen (or Ross), Elves are Fancy Boys, Heavy Metal Sonnets, Russ’s New Snazzy Gadget (that isn’t purple!), and Mac Users are Jerks! Download Mep Report #105

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Chicken-infected Salt, Microwaving for Great Justice, Small Town Stores, The Great/Terrible Debate about GE Foods, Rehabbing from BoingBoing, Trapped in Jdate Vortexes, Pining for Universal Zombism, and the True Origins of Nien Nunb. Download Mep Report #104

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World of Addictioncraft,Greg Twitters, Clea Ponders Washington Towns, And Points Out Russ’s Predictabliity,Breast Milk Applications, When you Wish Upon a Matzoh, Spicing Up Songs with “Eh!”, and more bad Jdating. Download Mep Report #103

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Storey vs. the Sloth Bear, Aloeverapathy, Hinduism in a Bag, Why Gandhi Gift Shops are not a Growth Industry, Justice Brandeis Heads to Hooters, TMR Welcomes a New Mepper, and Russ Hates 24 Year Olds. Download Mep Report #102

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Listening to Emus is Better than Taunting Tigers Drunk (and High), Storey Meets Snake Pliskin, Uwe Boll Defeats Smokey and the Bandit by TKO, Clea Internalizes a New Emu, This Show Not Suitable for Listening Without Parent, You May Owe You Money, 100% of Clowns LOL@ Statistics, and Placentas as Mood Rings. Download Mep Report […]

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TMR Goes Centenarian, Dulcet Tones of Liminal Space, Warring Gazebo States, Russ Subjects the Meppers to Furry Culture, Star Wars Fails at Physics, Sly Stallone is Old, Cutting Edge Fremen Technology, and there… are… Four… Wives! Download Mep Report #100

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Message Board Territoriality, The New Segue Sound Effect, THe Price is Right Chop Shop, Fairytale Elves vs. Fantasy Elves, The Last Great Viking Debate of ’07, St. Magnus the Fictional, Sabre-Tooth Tiger Soup, Dentist Holliday, And How Clangy was the Iron Age? Download Mep Report #99

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The Kris Kringle of Kaspersky, Waiting for Bureacracy and Global Climate Trends, Craigslist’s Free Rent for Nakeds, John Woo’s Body Swapper, Diplomatic Abortions, and Unanimous Euthenasia, and the Great Baby Migration of 2176, and A New Emu. Download Mep Report #98

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Chinese Dissidents Discover Emus, Incompetent Translation, The Teddy Bear that Shall Not be Named, Darwinian Cannabalism, The Internet Saga of ‘Two Girls One Cup’, Russ Identifies with Surfers who Rob Banks while Wearing Nixon Masks, And a Special Edition of Mep Lore: Drug Variety Night. Download Mep Report #97

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A Minor Miscalculation, Turkey Crunk Lore, Your Choices are Commercialism or Gluttony, Parades that Come to You, My Grandson Works for the Mystery Tubes, The Legend of Fallopius Flairndip, Calling Greg, In Person E-mail Scams, O Beethoven! O Kids! O Tables!, and All Movies Prominently Featuring Domesticated Animals are Terrible. Download Mep Report #96

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The Prodigal Emu Returns, Trent Lott – Minority Whip, Immortal Dead Clams, TMR Institues the Alzheimer’s Prevention Hour, The Great Audio Braille Experiment, Two Bumps Two Bumps Two Bumps, Traiblazers Draft Edward Scissorhands, Rejecting Max Contracts, There are no Ampersands in Baseball, And, Whatever You Do, Stop at Purple Belt! Download Mep Report #95

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Russ Goes Boing Boing Boing, And Subsequently Runs out of “Units,” Speed Readers vs. Auctioneers, TMR Eats a Turkey Sandwich with the Devil, MassiveAwesomeErectionWebsite.com, The Adventures of Flying Buttress Boy, Greg Desperately Wants to Ridicule Navy Football, Force Lightning in a Can, Cows and Terrorists Conspire to Turn the World into a Slurpee, and Clea […]

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(Guest Co-host: Kevin Grinberg) Metier Me, Fictional Portals to Hell, Militarizing North Korea’s De-militarized Zone, The Gatorade Center for High Fructose Corn Syrup Pouring, Word Empowering, Elementary Racism by Dr. Watson, Deterrence via Overreaction, Greg’s Tales of Road Rage, and Can the Elderly Competently Commit Felonies? Download Mep Report #93

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Yankees Lose! Theeee Yankees Lose!, Russ Blames the Red Sox for 9/11, MepWiki: A Page That Will Live in Infamy, TMR Drafts Holy Warriors for the Great Battle Against the Clown, Smart Chocolate, Weird Foods, Discussion Gets “Interesting” (Sadly), Knights Templar Bugger Pope, Soft-Modding and You, And Hating Cannot.Sleep.Clown.Will.Eat.Me@gmail.com Download Mep Report #92

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The Tale of Ernest Schaudenfreuder: The Inventor of Milled Beer, The Meaningless Lives of Met Fans, The Dangers of Emotional Investment in the MacDonalds ‘Monopoly’ Game, Fantatical Powers, Clea Compares Monks to Satanists, Anarchists Have Trouble Coordinating, TMR’s First Stock Tip, New Yorkers Complain About Fascism, The Falafel Man and His Propaganda, And the Great […]

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The Sleep and Science Episode: Russ Dreams Bad Sci-fi Scripts, Comatose Revelations, Alpha-Wave Meditation Cults, Lucy Dreams, Greg Dreams of Zsa Zsa Gabor and Arnold Schwarzenegger Carrying a Pasta Machine, TMR Solves the Energy, Climate Crises and Iraq war Trifecta, and Time-Traveling Reverse-Psychology Nazi Ad Campaigns. Download Mep Report #90

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Simultaneous Mepping, Greg Gets Mistaken for a Sixteen Year-Old, Hugh Grant’s Whore Mangler, Enterprise Fender-Benders, Costco’s Sarcastic Price Club, Clea Learns to Hate, Telemarketing 101, More Wiki-Vandalism, All Sex is Rape Until it’s Not, and Newsflash: Christopher Walken is Strange. Download Mep Report #89

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Russ and the Russian go to Heckling School, Joe Stuhoob’s Inn for Scalpers, Men’s Room Humor, The Great Dogfighting Debate of Ought-Seven, Consecutive Alternating Hooks = Invincibility, The 60s Stun, Dogs are Klingons, Dog Eugenics, and Michael Vick Sodomizes the Elderly and/or Disabled. Download Mep Report #88

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Serial Amazon Reviewers, Who is Harriet Klausner?, Off-Off Broadway Flops, Wiki-ruption, Everyone’s Favorite Show: “Let’s Go Outside and Watch the Dueling Guys Shoot Each Other in the Head!”, Renaissance Message Boards, Steinbeck to Steinbrenner, Boom Goes the Dynamite, and Rex Hudler: Color Man or 1920s Seductress? Download Mep Report #87

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A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Storey Shuffles Off this Mepper Coil (to a 21 Bagpipe Salute), Clea Gets Called Up to the Majors, Russ Becomes a Salmon, Comedy vs. a Stable Family Life, Russ Almost Gets Married and Doesn’t Know Why, Russian Litigators < Breasts, When Reality […]

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A Day that Will Live in Famy, Russ Travels to the Land of Deliverance, Major City Qualifications, DC Madames Attend Debate Camp, Al Qaeda M.D., The National Automotive Threat Level, Fantasies of Alien Conquerors, This Next Story May Kill You, The Future of Wooden Cyborgs in MLB (Joe Nuxall vs. Buffalo Knuckles), Saturn’s Curse, and […]

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The Art Interpretation Episode: Russ’ Little Secret, the Power of Oprah, Artists Too Cool for an Audience, Accessibility of Books, Your Lover vs. Houghton-Mifflin, the MMORPG of Doom, Cocaine is Not Art, How to Interpret the New Hit Song Called “Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself Now”, Serial Killers’ Reading Lists, and this Episode Makes […]

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Anger Confidential, Greg Tries to Get Storey Fired, Buzz Gooberman to the Rescue, Red Sox Paranoia, Tales of Unending Roadtrips, Unwise Trip to Wise, Uneducated Trip to Oxford, Subjective Theories of Time, Quantum Mechanics, and Particle Physics. Download Mep Report #83

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Whoa-oa-oa, Letter from a Chad, Prophet Meter, Three’s Company in Gitmo and Abu Ghraib, Jim Croce Plugged, Greg Learns Who Raffi Is, John Ritter the Ninja Turtle, APDA Werewolf/Mafia, Meta-Meta-Meta Rally Time, Fun with Plantar Fasciitis, Giambi’s Gellin’, RPG Realism Revisited, and Grailade. Download Mep Report #82

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Russ Tries to Get Storey Killed at a Mariners/Angels Game, the Rally Gorilla, Greg Learns Compassion in a Hockey Arena, Russ’ USCongress.TV, A-Rod Plays Uno with a Stripper, Michael Kay Continues to be an Idiot, Storey’s Opposition to Privacy, Storey Makes an Announcement that Disgusts the Others, the Wife-Beating Crap-Eater, and Exhibitionist Puritans. Download Mep […]

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This Bird Has Flown (Norwegian Greg), Chewbacca Dies, The Onion Concedes, Russ Fought the Law and the Law Won, Hon. Douglas Malcolm’s Most Just Celery Sandwich, The Strange Ethics of Acceptance in Norwegian Lines, Viking Pillaging vs. Snail Cultivation, Austin and His JDate Crash a Skating Party, Russ Joins a Ditzy Commercial Girl and an […]

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Storey Lives, an Extensive Explanation of the Nature of an Elliptical Trainer, Swedish Complaint Departments and Other Myths, U?SB’s, The Great Debate Over the Definition of the Word Portable, Capsule Sponge Animals vs. Shrinky-Dinks, Toy Safety Standards, the Young Mepventers Club, Russ as a Cyborg with a Bomb, the Epic Nuking of Troy, the Electric-Shock […]

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Vanilla Christ and Chocolate Moses, It’s Not Unusual for Russ to Be Alone… Because He’s Too Smart for People, the Birth of an ArrogantJerk, the Giant Flying Beaver’s Quantum Leap, Serious Vlogging, the Boston Digg Party, RIAA Puppy-Kicking Stakes, Greg Explains Why the Mep Report is On the Internet, Clea Winnebago-Ho-Chunk, Little-Known Stories of Kokopelli, […]

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Vonnegut’s Daughter, the Cellphone Scurvy Apocalypse, Mechanical Bee Development, BDS, Iraq: Wipeout!, Storey Breaks the Sound Barrier, the Father of All Terrorists of All Time, Skeletor Slays the Princess of Power, Raleigh Eviscerates Marlowe, the Meaning of Decimated, the Virginia Tech Shooter/Admin Technology Gap, Antidepressant Safety, Bees with Guns, and Our Super-Duper Uplifting Analysis of […]

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Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush The Onion Steals Our Material, Copylips, an E-Mail from Greg’s Soulmate, Mozes-Hataz, Extra-Tasty-Crispy Christianity, Big Spooky Heads Attached to Clouds, Random Free-Association Lightning, the Online Guide to Buddhist Retribution, Sandy Koufax the Fourth Prophet, Brit-Bashing, Wii-Falling, Brainwiing, […]

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Microprofit, No More Mr. McCartney, Cell Phone Disabling Ring-Tone, Making Bounce Houses Out of Nothing at All, Bush Tears His Own Leg Off (by which we mean “Attacks Iran”), Iran Eats the British Hostages, Britain Sends in the Bobbies, Harry Potter Rules Gitmo, Greg Enjoys Russ’ Experience with Gratuitous Nudity, Humbaba Becomes Comfortably Numb, Incoherent […]

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A Christmas Equinox, Apocalypse Then, Mass-Historians, Back to the Committee Meeting, the Cannibal Grandson of Hitler, Storey Litters Parallel Universes, The Meanwhile… 72-Screen Meanwhile… Universe Meanwhile… Movie, the Noble Global Lie and the Fastidious Gremlins, the Unbearable Lightness of February 2nd, ATHFTMR the Movie, Mutant Emu Reptile Chickens, 1980-4 Candidates, Honor Thy Good, TwitterOrkutFriendsterFacebook and […]

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The Vownage Video, California Orangin’, You Can Call Me Bob Garfunkel, NCAA vs. NBA, High-Stakes Prison Basketball, Escape Via Organ Donation, Vonage Rejects Our Critique, Viacom and the Deep Pockets, Mistakes Were Made, the Righteous Bullets, and the Great Line of Maginot. Download Mep Report #73

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Good Showers vs. TMR, Social Workers for the Rich, Welcome to Storey’s Hallucination, the 4th Wall Shattering Voice in Your Head, Having a Baby on MySpace, Sending Mail to 911, Harry Potter and the LOLOL, Lost in Customer Service, Disneyland’s Support Structure, Nordstrom’s Calls an Amulet, Real Estate Tells You What You Really Want, Neighbors […]

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Enter the Cavalry, the Trapeze Wedding March, Sex and Fake Ratios, Just Sell Baby, the Stock Market Crash, Hating What You’re Good At, Strom Thurmond Totally Pwns Al Sharpton, Fixed Incomes, The “I Shouldn’t [Blank] With Money” Challenge, Ben Brandzel’s Conveyor Belt Scenarios, Taxation by Earmark, and the Department of Pro Wrestling. Download Mep Report […]

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The Power of the Dark Age, Intel EXTREME Graphics, the Legend of Music, Video Game Realism, Seizure-Protection Glasses, What Happens in Vegas Takes You Out Behind the Woodshed, Lip-Synching to Wax Cylinders, Radio Shack Rice-a-Roni, High Margin Items, Feeding Mr. Bob’s Kids, Corny Coke, NASCAR Nonsense, Harrison Bergeron Goes to Sports, Harnesses of Fire, and […]

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Choose Your Own Mep Report, Blindfolded Podcasting, the Transitive Property of John Ameci, Marrying Jesus, MMORPJ, Really Unfunny Stuff, Wilson vs. Bradley, Specializing in Fame, the Rise and Conquest of Tomorrow’s Diseases, the Space Program Lottery, Mep… in… Space, and North Korea’s Infinite Loop. Download Mep Report #69

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You Don’t Know Me and You Don’t Even Care, CommercialBowl, 7/7/7, 9/11 = 1/31 = 23 = Pi, Quantum Leap to Voiding the Universe, Yoda’s Storage Swamp, the Rat Pack’s Porridge, You Go for the Dead Relative – You Stay for the Vintage Coasters, Young Storey and Russ are Abducted by Aliens at the Grand […]

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Mep Goes to the Movies II: the Revenge – Sex Violence and Dakota Fanning, Matt Damon: Ageless Wonder in the Boring Clemency, Close Talkers of the Third Kind, Beowulf and Raaaaaaaar, Horror vs. Scary, Clint Eastwood in Shawshank, Jude Jim and 23… plus Greg Hates Karaoke and Holden Caulfield, and the State of Irrelevance. Download […]

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Pump it Mep, the Secret of Unbeknownst Comedy, MC Setters, A History of Carpentry, Jesus Vila, Games Jesus Plays, Chats with God, Easter Egg Academia, Synthesize Me, the PPP Revisited, Jimmy Stewart Holds His Wee for a Wii, Saltine Contests, Apococlockto, and this is the Way the World Ends. Download Mep Report #65

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Russ’ Former Boss Gets Colberted, Storey Forgets English, Drug War Analysis on Crack, the Government Likes Alcohol, The War-Loss-Drinking Theory, Regulation of Playoff Games, Iraq Surge: The Compromise Where Everyone Loses, The PIRGsurgency, Scorps on a Plane, Bush’s Little-Known Cook Named Serge, and Greg Transfers to the University of Kuwait. Download Mep Report #64

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This is the first highlight we ever cut from a TMR episode. Download Earthquake Highlight

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Some golden Mep Lore here. This all took place during the debate world championships in Glasgow, Scotland (2001). Download Hangersmith Highlight

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Fun with harmony. Download Timewarp Highlight

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This highlight was so popular, it spawned its own t-shirt. Download Nazi Mime Highlight

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Title says it all. Download Chipmunk Highlight

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Meppers Singing. Download Musical Highlight

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Russ’s tendency of flaming things he’s had a bad experience with. Download Odeo Highlight

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Ranting Storey at his finest… Download Storey Highlight

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Strangeness. Download Shaq Highlight

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Russ infiltrates a meeting of the Ramtha School of Enlightenment. Download Culty Highlight

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Only a female has the power to do this to Russ… Download Russ’ Madness Highlight

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A discussion involving Grreg’s tendency to addict his friends to games that he soon tires of and leaves. Download MMORPG Addiction Highlight

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Fun at the hospital. Download Nuclear Digestion Highlight

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Someone had been playing a bit too much Starcraft before this discussion began. Download Stem Cell Highlight

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This TMR highlight defies description. Just one of those random happenings… Download Shellfish Highlight

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From the few and far between “highlight” cuts designed to give you a quick taste of TMR. This one comes from the midst of a baseball history debate… Download Shoeless Joe Highlight

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Stuck Snowy Storey Shows Super Simplicity, All-In for Heroin, The Search for Obama, Drunken Pilots and Other Tales of Opportunism, Fun with Math (No, Really), The Mep Revised, The Saddam Hussein Execution Video Pyramid Scheme Massacre, The Fourth Coming of the Giant Flying Beaver, College Football vs. AYSO Soccer, BCS vs. Pro Wresting vs. the […]

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Candles in a Bag, Gerald Ford (Godfather of Old), Death Penalty Lotto, Toxoplasmosis Sweeps France, Russ Explains that Toilets Represent Technological Advancement (with the PPP), Russ Hates Holidays, Castro’s Colon, Who is that Masked Baseball Player?, Black Market Goobie, We All Live with a Lot of Disease, and Yes We Have No Bananas. Download Mep […]

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Happyness is a Free Movie, From a D to an E, Storey Gets a Nerd Demotion, Coincidance, Bush: Stupid or Selfish?, We Solve the Iraq War’s Personnel Shortage with Gang-Bangers, Cops, Prisoners, Civil War Re-Enacters, Pinochet, Zombies, AI and Larry Brown, a REAL Earthquake, The Minor Earthquake Response Team, and Mushroom Shampoo. Download Mep Report […]

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The Six Miles of Heroism, McBears and Igloo Queens, Critical American Lives vs. The Meaningless Existence of the Feces People, Storey Unveils a Presidential Quiz Featuring Justin Timberlake, The Holocaust Convention That Wasn’t, Israel Rolls a D20, and Dave Goldberg The Long Island Werewolf Hunter (TM). Download Mep Report #60

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The History of America Since 2001 (Circa 1998), The Dead On Balzac Curate, Princeton Review Citizenship Tests, Submliminal… Like a Fox, Tales of Small Talk: Throwing the Flag, Being Cool, Slipping Away, and Yelling for Anarchy; plus Video-Gamers in the Afterlife Standing in for Most of Earth’s People and Cross-Species Mating. Download Mep Report #59

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Poker Parades, Subway’s Bread Shortage, and The Mep Report Debates Doctors: Migraines, Anti-Depressants, Acupuncturists, Multivitamins, Optometrists, Chiropractors, Vaccines, and Learning from Experience. Download Mep Report #58

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A Tienanmen Turducken, Storey Has a Doctor, Super Triple Migraine Fury Go Now, Russ’ Error of Comedies, The Michael Richards Dead Air Special, Tales of a Cracker, Pursuing Happiness in the Tenderloin, and Russ Finds True Love with the Princess of Power. Download Mep Report #57

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Radio Recruitment for Death, Oprah for President, John Milton’s Cheeseburger, Reverse in Orleans New, Dancing in Toasted Oatmeal, OJ’s Money Shot, Hertz Ads, Our Visit to http://www.friendster.com/3148475, and Hang on Schmoopie. Download Mep Report #56

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(Guest: Charles Cadenhead) Timeliness, the Crazy 2006 Election Special: Buddy Khavkhalash Appears, Storey Hates Paper Ballots, the Government Serves Stew, Exit Poll Impatience, Russ’ Vote Doesn’t Count, Negron Activate, Russ Misleads the BH, Finger Lickin’ Socialism, Oil Obfuscation, and the Penn State PreNatal Lions. Download Mep Report #55

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(Guest: Charles Cadenhead) Timeliness, the Crazy Asian Band, MepOn.org, the Quadfecta, the Clown-Stripper Portion of 9/11, Terror Strikes Staten Island, Schwarzenegger vs. Huffington, Tactical Nukes, MostlyNews.net, Storey Calls Out the Nielsen Ratings, and a Whole New Meaning to Political Exchange. Download Mep Report #54

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(Guest: Yoni Newman) Your Cheatin’ Rogers, Baseball Law, Deterrent by Death, Chevy Propaganda Conquers the USA, Bush Both Does and Does Not Change His Iraq Policy, Hugo for Security, Midterm Election Preview, Giant Roosters, the Canadian Government, Struggles with Swearing, and Mep Report Authors. Download Mep Report #53

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Unsolicited Magazines, Jack Attack, Publish or Perish, News from the Ivory Tower, the Los Angeles Angels of Academia, Ikea, An Audience of One, Laughtracks Live, Art Declared Dead, Paint on Me, and a 4-Year-Old Does the Mep Report? Download Mep Report #52

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Friday the 13th in Mepland, Speak-and-Spell Ouija, The Ultimate Video Game Immersion Door-to-Door Service, Our Post-Apocalyptic Future, Adjectival Leaders, Russ’ Elaborate Plan to End the War in Iraq and Revitalize the US Army with NFL Players, the End of the A’s, and Our New Web Design. Download Mep Report #51

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50th Episode Megashow, with Special Guests Jordan Segal, Emily Clayton, Clea Wilson, Steve Lubitz, and Jeff Delacorte… 20% More Storey, Russ’ Trip Down J-Date Lane, Alien Babies, Storey Wrestles Nutrition, Happiness Debated, Flirty Foley, THE Greg Wilson, Screwed in Sacramento, Miscarriage Trauma, Fantasy Football, and Our Biggest Fan. Download Mep Report #50

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Clea Returns, Knock-Knock in the Closet, Clea Feeds Russ Shellfish, An eSnipe Hunt, GPS, Humans Devolve, Cell Phone Values, TO’s Publicist, and the Horrors of Baseball Hall of Famers. Download Mep Report #49

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Welcome to Utah, Meet the Mep, Coup de Thai, Iran Cures AIDS, Aerosmith Lucas Laserdiscs, Westworld Remade, How to Beat MVP Baseball 2005: a Guide, Misstepped Movies, Your 2006 Terrorism Warrrrrriors!, Yul Brynner Helper Robots, MacGyver, and Baby Muppets Superman. Download Mep Report #48

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(Guest: Emily Clayton) Storey Commits Seppuku on his Pinky, 2 Out of 3 Meppers Don’t Use Doctors, 85% Incompetence, In Case of Subaru Break Glass, Flaming Napkins, Parking Lot Vultures, Vioxxalypse Now, Wasted Potential, and a Meptrack of Our Lives. Download Mep Report #47

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Send Us an Emu, The Committee to Plan Committees Committee, Storey’s Felony, Russ Commits Mental Seppuku, and Why the Mep Report Will Never Have Strippers. Download Mep Report #46

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A Brief History of Mep, Car Talk, The Big Lebowski, World Class Bottle-Sorting, Adopt a Driver, Socially Conscious Strippers, Cutco: the Biggest Scam in America, The Moral Series of Poker, and Job Gets Jobbed. Download Mep Report #45

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An Evening of Fantasy with the Emu: A Disneyland Battle for the Soul of Greg, It’s Cynicism After All, Disrael, Dark Age of Rehab, Mr. Mr. Toad Toad Happy Fun Land Ride, Baseballand, Fantasy Sports, Fantasy Pronunciation, Fake Italians, the Soul of Muhammad Ali, and Stem-Cell Imaginings. Download Mep Report #44

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A Polaroid Emu, Word Reclamation, Prelude to a Milking, the Genesis of Sega Sales, the Last Soda Sommelier, SwearWars, Prime Emu’s Questions, and a Discussion of Wizards Leads Us Back to Science vs. Religion. Download Mep Report #43

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Mets Fans, the Podcast Quiz, We Become a Show About Emus, Russ Folds on a Date, North Korean Medieval Relics, Storey Declares War on the Family, Greg Separates Us from the Animals, and Two Irrationals Fail to Make a Rational. Download Mep Report #42

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Illness Assails the Meppers, MepWiki, Compulsory Pejorative Titles (CPTs), Russ Disproves Jesus, Greg Fans His Frustration, The 4 Rules of Life, The Verb To Genocide, and a Comprehensive History of Storey’s Dating Past. Download Mep Report #41

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We Win the Cast War, Central Meditation Agency, Jeff Calls Back, Tony Barking Blair, Russ and the Podcastress, Cat Scratch Village, the Israel/Hezbollah Conflict Creates a Worldwide Genocide, and Free Will Revisited. Download Mep Report #40

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Emus Gone Wild, Sudanese Stem Cells, Russ Eats Friends and Celebrities, Attack of the Animate Corn, Fantasy Class, Robots, and Why God is More than a Bad Bureaucrat. Download Mep Report #39

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Storey Meets Zinedine Zidane on the Subway, Tales of Road Rage, Russ Defends Zizou, School Fights, Russ Moves from Burma to Antarctica, Russ Regrows Hair, Trapezoidal Heads, Forgiveness, and the All-Star Game. Download Mep Report #38

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Spanish Translation, World Goooooooooool Cup, Mep Merchandise Announced, Lay Kenneth Lay, Laser Tag, DDR, Russ eHarmonizes, Lonely Celebrities and Other Myths, and Politics: Dynasties vs. Attractiveness. Download Mep Report #37

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Mep Goes to the Movies, X3, Fox Does LoTR, Halle Berry’s History, Aquaman, Superman, and How to Win an Oscar… But First, Greg, Russ, and Clea Bash the West in Storey’s Absence… and Later, the Internet at Work and Aging Musicians. Download Mep Report #36

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NBA Finals, The Boss Key, PC vs Mac, Mac vs Commodore, The Impending Nuclear Sandbox War, the Spoiled Cocaine-Laden Alcoholic Sons of Debutantes are Replaced by Tonka Trucks, North Korea Wanders the Streets, and Storey Roots for Ghana and thus Sparks a Debate on the Nature of the USA. Download Mep Report #35

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Tiddlywinks, Hot Older Women, Superman and Garfunkel, Superzeroes, the World Cup, False Advertising, Ballerinas vs Bettis, Breaking a Leg for Lovin’, and Cast Wars. Download Mep Report #34

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(Guest: Kevin Grinberg), Fun with Anne Coulter, Russ Learns from a Blind Date, Wrestling with Analogies, Two Indian Tech Supporters Battle for the Heart and Mind of Greg, X3 Spoiled, Veronica Mars vs. Rachel in Africa, the Ministry of Silly Names, and Prince’s Credit Rating. Download Mep Report #33

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(Guests: Steve & Maureen Lubitz), The Bush/Gump Conspiracy, the Women of Catan, Andy Crashes a High School Dance, The Ethics of Dance-Rejection, Wherever Yugo I will Follow, Storey Brings the Hate, Andy’s Deaf Ear Explained, and a Wicked Good Sit In. Download Mep Report #32

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(Guest: Jordan Segal), Storey Transcends Life as a Grapefruit, Russ Finds a New Friendster, The Even-Numbered Principle Explained, Hot Elevator Lovin’, Troubleshooting Russ’ Dilemma in the Face, and a 28-Hour Roadtrip with the Emu. Download Mep Report #31

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(Guest: David Rennich), Wicked Good Shoutouts, Russ is Prescribed Pop-Rocks, We all Mep in a Yellow Submarine, Storey Watches a Video Game Come to Life, Canada Pucks Up, And our Guest Worker Program Debuts. Download Mep Report #30

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Daniel Day Lewis Rides into the Night, Andy Alienates the Spat-Upon, and The Mep Report Exposes the Hypocrisy of Digg.com (with Andy for the Defense). Download Mep Report #29

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Serious Discussion of Determinism vs Free Will Download Mep Report #28.1

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How to be a Mep Guest Without Really Trying, A Call from the Wild, Andy Fails to Guess Storey’s New Job, Podvertising, Forrest Gump Guest Stars, Fun with Plagiarism, and Determinism vs. Free Will. Download Mep Report #23

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Bad Moods, Fantasy Sports Trades, Wesley Willis Revisited, Nation’s Slow Burger, When Food Goes Bad, Baseball Contraction, The Longest Running AOL-Subscriber Ever, Mep Guest Opportunities, and Clea’s Random Yoga Cult. Download Mep Report #27

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A Random Caller to Our New Phone Number, Andy Candy, Saving the World with Play-Doh, Passover Slaughter, Computers with Cupholders, the March of Dimes, and Russ Ruins Wesley Willis’ Reputation. Download Mep Report #26

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25th Anniversary Metashow: The Omaha Story, Competitiveness Gone Wild, the Dangers of Watching Sports, Russ Dubs Greg, Moussaoni Trial, and Pure Obscurity. Download Mep Report #25

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The Wonderment of Video Fifa, Andy’s Blackberry Explodes, The Cinque Terre Porno Debacle, Gandhis vs. Klingons, Curse of the Supermen, and Clutchness Defined. Download Mep Report #24

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Clea Wilson Guest Stars, A Paradigm-Shifting Music Clip, Russ Cancels J-Date, Clea Reveals the Secrets of Females in Dating, Greg Reveals a Heartbreak, and Russ Becomes a Super Villain. Download Mep Report #23

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Pismo Beach, An Ocala Education, Self-Incrimination, The Sterroids that Ate Baseball, Why we Root, and Andy’s Hometown Sports Proposal. Download Mep Report #22

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The Large Gliding Raccoon that Doesn’t Rule the Universe, World Baseball Classic, Games People Play, Andy Witnesses a Vomiting, and Great Actors. Download Mep Report #22

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Fantasy Baseball Draft, Russ Goes on (Another) J-Date, Egos Gone Wild, Andy Prevents a Friend from Going to the Bathroom, Meta-Mep, and Analyzing Greg. Download Mep Report #20

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Live from a Capoeira Bar, Mep Gets an E-mail, Vox Monitor, Russ Defends the Knicks, Detlef Schrempf, deadoralive.com, Rack-O, Ben Stein, Bush and Port Security, and Brazilian/Vonnegut Equality. Download Mep Report #19

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Clea Wilson guest stars, Technical Difficulties, Back to the Future that Never Happened, Storey Rants from a Roadside, Greg & Clea Call Russ Out to the East, and Cybering. Download Mep Report #18

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Daily Podcast Review, Nationalism?, Dick Cheney, Russ Calls Storey Out, Return to Dark Age of Camelot, J-Date Update, Civil War Dating, and Star Wars Download Mep Report #17

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Bush and Substance Abuse, The Great Feedback Disaster, SuperBowl Wrap, Mac vs PC, Betamax, Superman Randomness, the Philosophy of Personal Identity, and Planned Obsolescence. Download Mep Report #16

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Accolades, the Guinea Pigcast, Inflatable Rats, Russ Pays for J-Date, Shouting from Jeeps, Casual Carpooling, How to Spot a Terrorist, Russ Befriends a Table, and the State of the Union. Download Mep Report #15

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Odeo, What the Bleep do we Know?, Russ and the Ramtha School of Enlightenment, The Global Consciousness Project, Superbowl XL, Kobe Bryant, NBA Rundown, Life in Yelm, Coalmine Safety, and the Emu Pledge Drive. Download Mep Report #14

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Clea Wilson guest stars, Skating with the Stars, Fair-Use Policy, NNDB.com, Adventures in Furniture, Russ as Frank Oz, AOL Chat Rooms, and Clea tells a joke. Download Mep Report #13

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Storey Becomes Samuel Alito, Andy on Constitutional Law, Greg Becomes Darth Vader, Ono’s Restaurant, The Women of Karate Kid, Russ the Junior Vomit Comet, Sideways, Arrested Development, and Psychic Friends. Download Mep Report #12

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Daniel Day Lewis, Craigslist, Home Furnishings, Ben Brandzel, Llamas, Russ Wrestles with Adulthood, J-Date and Dating Hot Women. Download Mep Report #11

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Bird Flu, Holidays, Pirates, King Kong, Peter Jackson, Pacifism, Hitler, and Singing. Download Mep Report #10

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Accolades, The Big Bad Government, Russ Travels to a Casino with Biscuits, Water Massages, and Happy Holidays. Download Mep Report #9

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Fantasy Football, Podcast/Movie Ratings, Taking Names in Vain, Pirates, Andy’s Character, Drugs and Koalas, Illegal Strikes, Google Earth, Psychic Powers, Evil Papers, NYC Homeless, and a 3-Word Story. Download Mep Report #8

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Fantasy Football Playoffs, The Suspenseful Song Bet, Violence in Video Games, Graphics Cards, The PIRG Aspen Retreat, and Cop in a Box. Download Mep Report #7

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Thanksgiving, Groundlings, Digs, and the Nature of Video Game Addiction. Download Mep Report #6

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Whistling, Star Wars, Christopher Lloyd, Ronald Reagan, Rocky Horror, Progress Quest, Science Fiction and Googling. Download Mep Report #5

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Serious discussion of evolution vs. intelligent design in schools. Download Mep Report #4.1

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1980s TV, The Giant Flying Beaver that Rules the Universe, obscure candidates for NYC mayor, scary flash videos, and the best movies of the last two years. Download Mep Report #4

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California ballot measures debate, Lenin’s Tomb, and Russ watches lousy movies, especially ‘Enemy Mine’. Download Mep Report #3

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NBA contracts, MLB steroids, guest appearance from Clea Wilson, the Legend of Stolen Scottish Candy, & Russ feels an earthquake. Download Mep Report #2

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Baseball playoffs, decapitated pitchers, rebuilding the Yankees, fluffy news vs. bombing the Smurfs, & e-coli scallions. Download Mep Report #1

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