Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9: Recent Episodes
Night Vale Presents
Helping to make horror films more approachable, one die roll at a time. Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale.
Gills Gone Wild
Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation
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Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim.
Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes
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"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014)
Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion
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If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go
Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore )
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression
Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode
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Such typical Gemini behavior
Approachability: 3/10 ( Not super graphic but lots of jump scares & creep-factor )
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Suicide; Blood/gore; Strong racist Imagery
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Live Stream Oct 26 @ 3pm: Discussion of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015)
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You see dead people? I see Toni Collette, and only Toni Collette.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Tense scary, not gory; very emotional )
Content Warnings: Suicide; Home invasion; Bullying; Jump scares
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A Hard(core) Day's Night
Approachability: 8/10 (Wild-ass indie grindhouse musical )
Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Sex trafficking; Strobe effects; Shaky cam
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Sometimes you just have to let things go.
Approachability: 9/10 (Classic, tightly-wound thriller )
Content Warnings: Drugging; Kidnapping; Claustrophobia
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"Spaceballs" would have been an acceptable title, too
Approachability: 6/10 ( Very campy; low budget fun )
Content Warnings: Jumpscares; Blood/gore
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Girls just wanna have fun
Special Guest: Janina Matthewson
Approachability: 5/10 ( Very intense, but a subtle, slowburn art-house horror )
Content Warnings: Infant death; Animal death; Child abuse; Blood/gore
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Livestream Sept 21 @ 1pm: SILENT HILL (2006)
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"Home" (S4E2) and "The Post Modern Prometheus" (S5E5)
Approachability: 7/10 ( Prime-time TV-level horror )
Content Warnings: Infant death; Blood/gore; Body horror
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Possible prequel to the animated Trolls franchise?
Approachability: 7/10 ( Super fun, and intense, movie about… you guessed it! )
Content Warnings: Found footage shaky-cam; Animal Death; Gore/Body fluids
Friday the 13th bonus episode! We'll talk about The X-Files: S4E2 "Home" and S5E5 "The Post-Modern Prometheus" Coming this Friday!
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This house needs a full gut reno
Approachability: 7/10 ( Gut-wrenching personal drama wrapped in elegant ghost story )
Content Warnings: Suicide; Dissociation; Family Trauma; Haunted house creepiness
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Vomiting zombies... Vombies!
Approachability: 3/10 (1% gore; 99% vomit )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Vomiting; Domestic Violence
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Who does this clown think he is?
Approachability: 1/10 (Gratuitously violent, graphic, and vicious)
Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Jump scares; Clowns
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Head of the Russian mafia
Approachability: 6/10 ( Intense thriller w/horror vibes )
Content Warnings: Snuff film; Blood; Police gaslighting; Animal death.
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Live Stream Aug 17: CREEP (2014)
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Cruise control, leather seats, and evil spirit come standard
Approachability: 7/10 (Solid horror moods, but not very scary or even bloody)
Content Warnings: Blood; Jump scares; Shitty boyfriend; Shitty parents
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Puberty is a pretty rough time.
Approachability: 3/10 (Wrought possession thriller w strong creepy/gory visuals)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Demonic possession; Medical trauma; Self-mutilation; Jump scares
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Acid trip Kill Bill
Approachability: 2/10 ( Ultraviolent revenge tale )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal death; Torture; Cult brainwashing
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Is it cake… or is it shunt
Approachability: 2/10 ( Incredible, bizarre satire that is all kinds of disgusting )
Content Warnings: Body horror; Blood/gore; Incest; Gaslighting
July 20 Livestream on Patreon: Midsommar (2019)
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Maybe you're just not a cat person.(alt titles Más Negro Que la Noche, Darker Than Night)
Approachability: 8/10 (Funny, spooky thriller with borderline Giallo/Slasher vibes)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Spooky haunted house tropes; Pet death
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Sure you like Wordle and Connections, but have you tried Hell Box?
Approachability: 1/10 (Graphic gore, blood, goo, body horror, etc.)
Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Body horror; Medical Institutional horror; Self-harm
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- note: this movie is listed as Darker Than Night on Shudder
1980s sax appeal
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders
Approachability: 8/10 (Totally 80s PG-13 horror )
Content Warnings: Mild Blood/gore; Jump scares
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Maybe time to check Zillow for a new place to live.
Approachability: 8/10 (Psychological sci-fi drama about depression/loneliness)
Content Warnings: Pandemic Apocalypse; Child death; Dog death; Extreme loss/loneliness/sadness
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Ask your doctor if Graboids are right for you.
Approachability: 8/10 (Very PG-ish and fun monster movie )
Content Warnings: Some gooey gore; animal death
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The time-traveling witch does not like your shower.
Approachability: 9/10 (80s TV-level scares )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Intense fat-shaming; Medical Horror
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You're gonna need a spookier boat.
Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy, noir-style thriller w/ a million twists)
Content Warnings: Suicide; Spooky imagery; Rape revenge narrative; Animal murder.
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You'll never guess what this movie is about.
Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of bloody, gory, and kind of hilarious practical effects)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Blood/gore
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The blanket monster wants your child.
Approachability: 6/10 (Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting
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Stop and kill the flowers.
Approachability: 7/10 ( Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares )
Content Warnings: Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore
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You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…
Approachability: 7/10 ( Real bloody but all in service to comedy )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use
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Nice family gets along great.
Approachability: 3/10 ( Violent, scary, funny, creative )
Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares
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We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…
Approachability: 9/10 ( Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie. )
Content Warnings: Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence
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Looks like someone didn't read the Live Laugh Love sign in the family room…
Approachability: 3/10 ( Scary and unsettling. Lots of visuals to haunt your dreams. )
Content Warnings: Animal/child death; Jump Scares; Creepy faces/imagery; Strong Depression narrative; Extreme high pitch noises
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This is why I dress like Winnie the Pooh
Approachability: 6/10 ( Over the top agitprop comedy. Gory, not scary )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Child death; Labor exploitation
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Hey, do you think it smells like inthebox around here?
Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!
Approachability: 3/10 ( Dark, bleak, gross, and creepy )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Graphic rape/torture description; Suicide; Fatphobic, homophobic, ableist slurs; Kevin Spacey
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Sometimes you gotta do more than just punch N*zis.
Approachability: 1/10 ( Gore fest w plenty of jump scares & creative deaths )
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Animal death
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LIVESTREAM Sat Mar 23 @ 3pm: His House (2020) only on our Patreon!
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He's just a brat. Don't lose your head.
Approachability: 7/10 ( A couple of classic horror-y deaths, but pretty campy overall )
Content Warnings: Child death; Suicide; Jump scares; Over the top death scenes
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Dirtbike shitheads are at it again
Approachability: 5/10 ( Not as gory & we thought; More fairy-tale horror than gloopy/gloppy horror )
Content Warnings: Child death; Jump Scares; Blood/Gore; Suicide; Domestic Abuse
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Maybe don't buy a Plymouth
Special Guest: Chris Brown
Approachability: 9/10 ( Made-for-TV drama-thriller )
Content Warnings: Road rage tension; jump scares.
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What goes around comes around.
Approachability: 8/10 (Good-hearted (but still exploitative), dark morality tale)
Content Warnings: Ableist caricatures/epithets; body horror
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The title is the plot.
Special Guest: Jen Brown
Approachability: 1/10 ( Scary as shit )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Child death; Creepy shit; Suicide
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Hollywood's a cutthroat business
Approachability: 6/10 (Bloody and twisted, but super fun )
Content Warnings: Animal death; Jump scares; Blood/gore
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What if a city… but also a giant monster?
Special Guest Brie Williams
Approachability: 4/10 (Action-packed found-footage with scares and some gore)
Content Warnings: Disturbing disaster footage; Shaky camera; Aggressive spiderlike creatures; Blood/Gore; Jump scares.
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Salesman of the Year: Cheech Marin
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 4/10 (Splattery action/comedy; Not scary, but pretty gross)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Gun Violence; Blood/Gore; Ableist/Racist/Sexist Language
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Welcome to Nun Island
Approachability: 3/10 ( The scares are clunky, but it gets gory when it wants )
Content Warnings: Stabby murders; Blood/gore; Animal Cruelty; Body Horror; Creepy kids
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Look, ma! Two hands!
Approachability: 4/10 ( Arty as hell but when it goes Horror it goes Hard )
Content Warnings: Slashery Blood/gore, Animal death, Rape, Suicide, Child abuse
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PSA: Always wear your seatbelt!
Special Guest: Julia Schifini
Approachability: 9/10 ( Campy satire; A couple of gory scenes but far more comedy than horror)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore
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This movie is about f*ckin' cars.
Approachability: 2/10 ( Dark, tragic, and Cronenberg-level body horrors )
Content Warnings: Body Horror; Blood/Gore
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There's a metaphor in this film somewhere. I'm sure of it.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Way more 90s action/sci-fi than horror )
Content Warnings: Animal harm/death; Blood/gore
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Throw a party worthy of the end of the world
Approachability: 10/10 ( Beautiful and campy and creepy)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Mild blood; Cruelty
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Are you there, God? It's me, Brian De Palma's male gaze.
Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody bully-fest )
Content Warnings: Extreme Bullying; Child Abuse; Bloody violence; Animal Death; Description of rape
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Hornt up… for death!
Approachability: 3/10 (Very silly and fun, with tons of gory practical fx)
Content Warnings: Strobe lights; Overt misogyny; Extreme Blood/Gore
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The lesson here is get better friends
Approachability: 2/10 (Relentless stalker horror)
Content Warnings: Abusive relationship; Stalking; Suicide; Gaslighting; Blood/gore
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"It's giving Lana-Del-Rey-coquette-Tumblr-girl realness"
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Approachability: 8/10 (It's mild, horror-wise, but creepy in every sense of the word)
Content Warnings: Child Sexual assault; Creepy imagery; Animal Death; Actual Animal Harm;
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"Unsafe at Any Speed"
Approachability: 3/10 (When it decides to get graphic, it absolutely does)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Animal death; Suicide; Ableist caricatures; Racist narratives
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Ever wondered how to get murdered by snails?
Approachability: 7/10 (Someone gory, scary, but ultimately very goofy)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Stalking; Predatory men
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Shorts: Buffy S4E10 "Hush" (1999); Unedited Footage of a Bear (2015); Seasons Greetings (2016); Curve (2021); LOCAL58TV “Weather Service” (2017); The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011)
Playlist of shorts here and Buffy is here.
Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies here)
Content Warnings: Creepy faces; Jump scares; Doppelganger; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Incest; Sexual Assault
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National Treasure meets DaVinci Code meets Blair Witch
Approachability: 2/10 (Claustrophobic as heck)
Content Warnings: claustrophobia; creepy figures; suicide; jump scares; some blood
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Halloween Bonus Episode on 10/30. We're watching Buffy S4E10 "Hush" and selected horror short films. Playlist of short available here, and Buffy is available here.
Live Stream Sat Oct 28: LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008)
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This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program
Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all)
Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore
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Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011)
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Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore
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Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone
Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches)
Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment
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Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too.
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Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier!
Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed
Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one)
Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression
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Expressionistic Germans are at it again.
Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch)
Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police
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A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell
Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time)
Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery
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Are you haunted or do you just need help?
Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny)
Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying
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Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET
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Satan-loving French people are at it again
Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy)
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense
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Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975)
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“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.”
Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence)
Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack
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If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you.
Approachability: 7/10 (Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be)
Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit
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LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon
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Those express trains get you every time.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror )
Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles
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This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww"
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX )
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault
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Who are you?
Special Guest: Janina Matthewson
Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense )
Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting
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Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!!
Approachability: 2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles )
Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares
Alternate Ending
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What if Alien… but with titties?
Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares )
Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares
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Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters…
Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. )
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature
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They are not communsts or immigrants. They are ants. That's all.
Special Guest: Andrew Scahill
Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! )
Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares
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I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs
Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun)
Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide
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If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers
Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror )
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death
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A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle
Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum )
Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment
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A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers
Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic )
Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture
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Therapy: The Movie
Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )
Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore
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FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement
Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story )
Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness
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For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.
Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror )
Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault
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Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022)
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How do Leprechaun work?
Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary )
Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence
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Witch, please
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin
Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror )
Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc.
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Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 9/10 ( Cheesy 1960s spooky stories )
Content Warnings: Animal Death, Suicide
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Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl
Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller )
Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression
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Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world.
Special Guest: Anthony Hudson
Approachability: 4/10 ( 80s-style camp killer camp classic )
Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit
Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic"
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Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Arthouse prairie thriller)
Content Warnings: Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood
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Approachability: 9/10 ( Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller )
Content Warnings: General spookiness
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They probably should have gone to Barcelona.
Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film, but it still goes hard )
Content Warnings: Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia
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The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…
Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. )
Content Warnings: Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake
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Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend
Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser )
Content Warnings: Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide
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Gimme that old time religion.
Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent )
Content Warnings: Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide
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God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?
Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies)
Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house )
Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia;
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It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast.
Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film)
Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death
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I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit.
Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie)
Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse
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Cook like an Egyptian...
Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)
Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood
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Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama
Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)
Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore
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"Hail to the king, baby"
Special Guest: Alex Steed
Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)
Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons
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We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.
Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/
Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)
Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares
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If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.
Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes
Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
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Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to.
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Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack)
Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters
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PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts
Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary )
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths)
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That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie.
Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama)
Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men
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The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin
Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style)
Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders
Patreon Live Stream Sun Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: The Descent (2006)
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Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time.
Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy)
Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault
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A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen
Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun)
Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares
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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy )
Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death.
Up Next: Trilogy of Terror (1975)
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New phone. Who's this?
Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.)
Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder
Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019)
Nov 19 Live Stream: Over the Garden Wall (2014)
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Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale.
It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue."
All episodes of Season 1 are available right now at audible.com/unlicensed. So if you sign up for their 30 day free trial, you'll have plenty of time to listen to all 12!
Cecil and I will be back on Tuesday, Nov 15, with a new episode of Random Horror 9!
Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you!
Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.)
Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares
Up Next: The Black Phone (2021)
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A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all.
Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest)
Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier.
Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002)
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Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father.
Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. )
Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death
Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)
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Leave the horse. Take the clown truck.
Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror!
Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie)
Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault
Up Next: The Wolf House (2018)
Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001)
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"Where's it at, Monistat?"
Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny
Up Next: The Day of the Triffids (1962)
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How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?
Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)
Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares
Up Next: Jennifer's Body (2009)
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What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?
Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/
Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)
Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide
Up Next: Maximum Overdrive (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/maximum-overdrive-stephen-king
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"Mommy, where do kittens come from?"
Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale)
Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures.
Up Next: Anaconda (1997)
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Let's give Heather some love.
Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast
Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic)
Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam
Up Next: Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)
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Don't sleep and drive.
Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers)
Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide
Up Next: The Blair Witch Project (1999)
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Wait… what?
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski
Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film)
Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion
Up Next: Raaz (2002)
Patreon Live Stream (Sept 11): Eyes Without a Face (1960)
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They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark.
Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest)
Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes
Up Next: The Visitor (1979)
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Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/
Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt)
Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares
Up Next: Zombie (1979)
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Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart.
Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse)
Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation
Up Next: The Final Girls (2015)
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Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth.
Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/
Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy)
Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore
Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976)
Live Stream Aug 13: Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
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You're such a gemini.
Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick)
Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore
Up Next: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
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Busby Berkeley in the Amazon
Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture)
Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything
Up Next: Madhouse (1981)
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Always read the contract.
Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.)
Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment
Up Next: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
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A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.)
Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922)
Up Next: Unsane (2019)
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The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com
Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif
Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.)
Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore.
Up Next: Nosferatu (1922) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/nosferatu
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I'll just have a salad. Thanks.
Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things)
Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror
Up Next: Audition (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/audition
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Hellraiser on a space ship.
Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares
Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022
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Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe
Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY
Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?)
Content Warnings: (none)
Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997
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This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb.
Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.)
Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares
Up Next: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/frankenstein-meets-the-wolfman
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[ominous singing in a foreign language]
Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary)
Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny
Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers
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This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks.
Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces)
Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore
Up Next: The City of the Dead (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-city-of-the-dead
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The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle.
Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!)
Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror
Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5
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The hockey mask debut-eth.
Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief
Approachability: 4/10 (Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore)
Content Warnings: It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills
Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser
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"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires
Approachability: 2/10 (Extreme gore/violence, Body horror)
Content Warnings: Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack
Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan
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Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn.
Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense)
Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares;
Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985
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Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE.
Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas)
Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore
Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn
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Where's Waldo? But make it creepy.
Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py)
Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager
Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1
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Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon
Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending)
Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death
Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo
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And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to…
Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.)
Content Warnings: Gaslighting
Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh
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Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it.
Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy)
Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment
Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte
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Just say no to blood, kids.
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders
Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.)
Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood
Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead
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Never trust neighbors or actors.
Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting
Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction
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The first year of high school is always the roughest.
Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)
Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse
Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby
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She's my mother's sister's girl.
Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison
Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary)
Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery
Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale
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Everyone has that super annoying little brother.
Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.)
Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse
Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie
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A good plumber is hard to find.
Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares)
Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit
Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021
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Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids.
Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/
Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think)
Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares
Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water
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Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie.
Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.)
Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language
Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961
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The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes.
Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death
Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf
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What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby)
Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares)
Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore
Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha
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Come here and let mommy clean you up.
Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax)
Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares
Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners
LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous
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I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did.
Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody)
Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis
Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood
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Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here.
Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror)
Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror
Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room
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Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends.
Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals)
Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion
Up Next: Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings
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You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable...
Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire
Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face)
Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness
Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017
Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET:
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Zombies be shoppin'.
Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking)
Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death
Up Next: Black Sunday (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-sunday-1961
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ET fucks around and finds out.
Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/
Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.)
Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling
Up Next: Dawn of the Dead (1978) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJTmrNK92aQ
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There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay?
Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out)
Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll
Up Next: Attack the Block (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-the-block
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Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion?
Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks
Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?)
Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia;
Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist
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The key word here is "experimental."
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders
Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film)
Content Warnings: Suicide
Up Next: The Pool (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-pool-2018
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Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible.
Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY
Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships)
Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence
Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess
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"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film.
Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen
Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension)
Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares
Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975
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It all depends on how much you like Sondheim.
Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/
Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide,
Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over
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I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat.
Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor)
Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises
Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982
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LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore
Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares)
Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment
Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things
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Kids, don't have kids.
Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy)
Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death
Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions
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Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes!
Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif
Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory)
Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals
Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed
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An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll
Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death
Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse
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If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it
Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking
Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace
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The medium is the messiah.
Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects)
Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide
Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre
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Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski
Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish)
Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome
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The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed
Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome
Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements)
Content Warnings: Stalking
Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977
Burnt Offerings (1976) - Patreon Liveshow Aug 28 @ 3p ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings
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It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it.
Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.)
Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror
Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars
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Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again!
Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai
Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces)
Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death
Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary
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The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders
Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares
Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2
and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary
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Diminishing returns in this horror anthology
Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy)
Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares
Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004
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The title contains a complete plot summary.
Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.)
Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares
Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside
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Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick
Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT)
Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing
Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI
Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space
July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ring
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Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/
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Beatles stans with mind control
Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy)
Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children
Up Next: Raw (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/raw
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There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice
Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/
Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton)
Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence
Up Next: Village of the Damned (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/village-of-the-damned
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30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions
Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote
Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.)
Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying
Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate
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[facepalm emoji]
Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out)
Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer
&
Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate
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Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky.
Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong
Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary)
Content Warnings: Entrails
Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats
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Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell.
Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod
Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross)
Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out
Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead
&
[REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec
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Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining
Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements)
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood
Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell
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Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/
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Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer.
Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller)
Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror
Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes
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Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11.
Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/
Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness)
Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence
Up Next: Alien Resurrection (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection
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Proto-Lynchian hell house
Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en
Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX)
Gore: 6/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture
Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice
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It's a werewolf team-building retreat!
Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror
Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku
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The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles.
Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/
Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 8/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares
Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling
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Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai.
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski
Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault
Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1
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Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking
Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/
Approachability: 10/10 ()
Gore: 0/10
Jump Scares: 0/10
Creep Factor: 2/10
Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse
Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains a lot of depictions of sexual violence)
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Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares
Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong
Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 9/10
Creep Factor: 9/10
Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery
Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage
& a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead
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Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas
Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.)
Gore: 0/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery
Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013
& Mama (2008, short film) https://youtu.be/WRqS6pBC42w
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Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down
Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 7/10
Creep Factor: 8/10
Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery
Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline
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A rich & stylish vampire western
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders
Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: Sexual Assault
Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound
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Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen.
Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault
Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night
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Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball
Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/
Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror
Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam
Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281
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How do werewolf work exactly?
Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore
Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation
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[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark.
Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales
Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary)
Gore: 5/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 5/10
Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies
Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman
Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)
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Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales
Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson
Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 1/10
Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death
Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws
& for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan
Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)
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Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer.
Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows
Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death
Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015
Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)
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An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp!
Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard
Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff)
Gore: 6/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore
Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine
and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015
Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)
Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/
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That prop designer deserves a raise.
Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen
Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 9/10
Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery
Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express
Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)
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Let's bathe each other in the river.
Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito
Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 7/10
Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide
Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining
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Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride"
Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote
Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.)
Gore: 9/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 7/10
Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares
Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)
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Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype.
Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/
Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 7/10
Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape
Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
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The fish people would like to wear your face.
Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/
Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?)
Gore: 9/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 8/10
Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape
Up Next: Unfriended (2015)
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Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight
Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims
Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians
Up Next: Dagon (2001)
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Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit
Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/
Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 7/10
Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child
Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971)
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The real monster is puberty.
Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski
Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 2/10
Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death
Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas
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The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce.
Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley
Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death
Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 1/10
Up Next: Ginger Snaps (2000)
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OSHA regulations are merely suggestions.
Special Guest: Ophira Eisenberg https://www.ophiraeisenberg.com/
Approachability: 6/10 (not scary; just very very very gross)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 2/10
Content Warnings: gory/gross effects
Up Next: Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968)
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Dracula was a racist.
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders
Approachability: 9/10 (so campy; so fun; so ridiculous; maybe one scary scene)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: minor blood & gore
Up Next: The Toxic Avenger (1984)
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Boys just wanna have fun.
Approachability: 6/10 (it's way more weird and intense than scary)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; rape
Up Next: Blacula (1972)
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"The call is coming from inside the dog."
Special Guest: Adal Rifai
Approachability: 3/10 (bloody and grotesque; also campy & artsy)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 5/10
Content Warnings: body horror, blood, gore, innocent death, creepy child, maggots
Up Next: The Lighthouse (2019)
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Young people pay the price for doin' it.
Special Guest: Roman Chimienti
Approachability: 5/10 (bloody slasher; jump scares)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: blood; stalking; innocent death
Up Next: Suspiria (1977)
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Space madness and a 4-meter-tall child.
Special Guest: Mike Rugnetta https://rugnetta.com/
Approachability: 10/10 (artsy sci-fi thinker w/ some lynchian horror elements)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 5/10
Content Warnings: suicide, suicide ideation, lynchian imagery
Up Next: Suspiria (1977) and special bonus ep: Friday the 13th (1980)
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What to expect when you're expecting a killer…
Approachability: 7/10 (bloody slasher offset by dry humor)
Gore: 5/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: blood, gore, innocent death, creepy insects/animals
Up Next: Solaris (1972)
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A young boy follows his dreams.
Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com)
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Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 7/10
Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking
Up Next: Prevenge (2016)
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Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack.
Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 8/10
Creep Factor: 9/10
Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm
Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978)
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It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking?
Special Guest: Jasika Nicole
Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 5/10
Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead
Up Next: Us (2009)
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What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks?
Special Guest: Sarah Marshall
Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 7/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore
Up Next: The Hunger (1983)
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Seo-ri… it is the right of the hungry.
Approachability: 4/10 (violent, scary, but more action than horror)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 2/10
Content Warnings: monster eating people, monster digesting people, child death, plague, gaslighting
Up Next: Ticks (1993)
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Kick the spider; Kill the clown.
Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 8/10
Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death
Up Next: The Host (2006)
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This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer.
Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 4/10
Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death
Up Next: IT (1990, Miniseries)
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was squirting water in people’s mouths.
Approachability: 5/10 (guts and murder and possession, oh my!)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: blood, body horror, insects, possession, innocent death
Up Next: Kill List (2011)
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How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood?
Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy)
Gore: 10/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 2/10
Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl
Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987)
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The demon, it turns out, is toxic masculinity.
Approachability: 6/10 ((not gory, but creepy and tense))
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 8/10
Creep Factor: 9/10
Content Warnings: gaslighting, creepy imagery, unsettling noises, tension/jumps galore
Up Next: Dead Alive (aka Braindead, 1992)
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Libertarians versus vampires!
Special Guest: Symphony Sanders
Approachability: 2/10 ((aggressively violent; vampires are scary af))
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 7/10
Creep Factor: 5/10
Content Warnings: blood, gore, animal death, child harm, domestic violence, graphic sound effects
Up Next: Paranormal Activity (2007)
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It's about so much more than communism. It's about Becky.
Approachability: 9/10 (creepy but not graphic or startling)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: disorienting imagery, societal othering, dissociation
Up Next: 30 Days of Night (2007)
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The New Zealand zombie sheep horror/comedy, not the Chris Farley one. So Baa it’s Good. (Special Guest: Janina Matthewson)
Approachability: 5/10 (super gory, but in a super funny way)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 2/10
Content Warnings: animal death/harm, unsuspecting death, body horror/mutilation, viscera, claustrophobia
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Not at all a horror classic. But we definitely watched it.
Approachability: 6/10 (bloody and violent, but silly and 90s enough to keep your eyes open)
Gore: 5/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 3/10
Content Warnings: body horror, blood, unsuspecting death, claustrophobia, torture
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Another horror classic with a surprisingly charming monster.
Approachability: 9/10 (an excellent start for the horror novice)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 6/10
Content Warnings: assault, paranoia, psychological horror, disorienting imagery, harmful connection between mental illness and trans people.
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Seminal horror classic about a traveling showman. What’s in the box??
Approachability: 10/10 (easy; you can do it)
Gore: 0/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Content Warnings: Brief assault, psychological horror, disorienting imagery
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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film.
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