A big old huff and puff to get the dust off before blabbering on for 30 about The Game Awards, how Spider-Man 2 is painfully mid, and how gaming is hurting generally.
As per usu, a complete rundown of the final season of Castlevania, a top contender for TV show of the year come the Kotsos in December.
A little over 80 minutes on what turned out to be a pretty good show despite some pacing and wonky casting choices.
A recap of the show and an attempt to get my film studies degree from Phoenix University.
Super spoilery, almost director's commentary in length rant on MK2021. 1995 will always be the superior Mortal Kombat movie.
Went through my own seven stages of grief over the vision I had for Wanda and what could have been.
Back from the dead... again! New comp, new set up, new sound problems. I'm working out the kinks but didn't want to sit on this.
Action movies have been my escape for the last month and modern day movies are wack.
Days of Thunder, Point Break, Cliffhanger, The Matrix, Gladiator, the Bourne movies, John Wick and all the straight to DVD Netflix movies (Extraction, The Old Guard etc.)
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Intro babble
2:54 - Days of Thunder and Point Break
12:12 - Cliffhanger slam
27:00 - Matrix and Gladiator
30:40 - Bourne babble
32:46 - Netflix action movie rants
A menagerie of ramblings on the tenth episode!
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - intro and Bon Appetit scandal.
7:20 - Mixer blow up
15:48 - Fake E3 (Sony, PC Gaming and EA)
34:10 - Pouring one out for Joel Schumacher and Batman and Robin
Almost double digits. Reviews are mostly spoiler-free for once! TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - 13:20 - AMC tells Universal to fuck off
13:21 - 19:55 - TLOU2's big leak and release date
19:57 - 31:17 - Devs babble
31:18 - 41:00 Better Call Saul season five babble
A bit of a long one and barely coherent at that. Just how I like it.
TIMESTAMPS:
2:14 - FF7 Rant and Review
49:54 - Bloodshot
58:32 - The Hunt
1:05:57 - Guns Akimbo
1:09:42 - Ip Man 4
Going after the games and the dunces.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Intro and more delays that make and break my heart
4:18 - AC: Odyssey review and Ubi snark
35:50 - Resident Evil 3 Remake and dunking on dunces
Super trim this week.
This is a bleak one. A bunch of dark clouds with a few silver linings.
TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Intro and general weeping about life in quarantine
7:38 - Assassin's Creed: Odyssey with an Outer Worlds sidetrack
16:01 - The world caves in on me for a bit
18:32 - WWE, UFC, and people reacting as programmed
21:20 - Event cancelations and people coming for blood
24:00 - Grasping at straws for an upside
27:54 - Bon Appetite, blacksmithing and how I pass time
38:22 - Picard thoughts
43:05 - Desperate attempts at finding joy
Eventually, I'll make shorter titles. Eventually.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Intro and housekeeping
1:50 - Birthday boy Switch edition
12:26 - PS2 and Okami blowjobs
19:58 - God Hand blowjobs
25:50 - The Last of Us smorgasbord
41:06 - Castlevania season 3
I kinda lost my mind over the weekend and refused to wait a week to yell about it. Spoilers are abundant for a lot of shit.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Intro preamble shit
1:24 - The Road to Wrestlemania Recap
7:54 - Superman: Red Son (spoilers to the eyeballs)
23:28 - Shitting on the DC Animated Universe as a whole
26:44 - Altered Carbon season 2 broad strokes (spoilers as expected towards the end)
36:18 - AC's theme as far as a genius like me can tell and how shit it is.
39:46 - Last-minute nitpicking with nothing but spoilers for the last couple episodes. BE WARNED.
47:28 - Japan votes best Final Fantasy and why they (and you might be) dead wrong
I shed many a tear over the slow decay of Bioware, how bad Anthem is and what hopefully will be fixed in the reboot, gush about Mass Effect and prepare my soul for my annual six-week grind through WWE content.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:21 - Anthem being garbo and it's potential resurrection.
10:11 - Evidence the dead can live again and Ubisoft is ass tangent.
14:11 - No Man's Sky and shitting on Peter Molyneux tangent.
16:33 - Shitting on Destiny and Borderlands while trying to get back on topic.
19:03 - Actually getting back on track (re: Anthem)
21:16 - Mass Effect and Morality in the 2010s
30:11 - Wrestling, WWE and the ups and downs.
Academy Awards 2020 Babbles. BONG JOON-HO IS A GOD.
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro and housekeeping blowjobs.
2:20 - General Oscars presentation shit.
17:00 - Best Supporting Actor/Actress
22:28 - Best Animated Movies
26:41 - Best Screenplay/Adapted Screenplay
35:26 - Best Production Design/Costume Design
38:06 - Best Documentary (skip it I saw none of them)
38:57 - Best Sound Mixing/Sound Editing
40:12 - Best Cinematography/Visual Effects
42:11 - Best Hair and Makeup
43:05 - Best Score/Original Song
44:02 - Best International Film
45:06 - Best Actor/Actress
48:42 - Best Director/Picture
54:14 - Final Thoughts and Outro
00:00 - Intro and WC3 Remastered Rant
15:09 - FF7 Remake Babble
24:10 - Fast and Furious 9 Trailer Fawning Over
40:36 - Picard Episode One and Two Review and Opinions
This is basically how it's gonna be every episode so get out now if that does you dirty.