Jesse talks about ushering the hell out of the Mavs game and Super Bowl LIX.
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Line cutting, being a regular, exchanging seats on planes.
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Gordo goes wireless at Victory Commons.
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The Touchdown Bros talk Philadelphia’s schedule.
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Jub follows up on the 5/21 C.U.N.T.
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Tiger Woods talks about sparing everyone to death at the PGA Championship.
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Craig talks about his trip from hell with his doodoo daughter.
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The Musers are at golf yet again and Gordo goes wireless.
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The Invasion take over the E-Brake.
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Gordo is on the sick, so Craig and Rich Phillips talks to Dr. DB Cooper.
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Sage the 2024 Westminster Winner joins the Musers and sounds suspiciously like Nikki Granville.
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Gordon goes wireless at golf.
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The Hardline reviews the chaos of the Deep Night Ticket while trying to talk Stars postgame.
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The Musers review the Starz “post-game” from night 2 of the Deep Night Ticket.
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Barn cat, famous friends, hockey boobs
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Killer tubas.
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The Musers recap night 1.
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Gordo wakes up Campound.
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Luka talks about the playoffs.
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Chris Chris talks about his awards.
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Craig talks about two recent awkward gym exchanges.
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The 2024 winner of the Kentucky Derby talks to the Musers.
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Caitlyn Clark talks to the Musers about her first game as a professional.
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Norm is back with weird noises.
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The Musers talk about Jub driving a stagecoach every day from Denton County.
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Stephen Jones talks Zeke and the draft.
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The Musers talk music venues.
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The GYM tries to get Craig and George to church.
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Jerry Jones talks draft.
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Taylor Swift, Pat Green, the draft press conference,
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The Musers talk about ticket stubs they’ve kept.
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Ribby declares his mock draft.
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Luka talks about losing to the Clilppers in game one.
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Jesse talks playoff usherin’.
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Talk about a raccoon explosion spins out into a lot of animal death stories.
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Dwayne the engineer strikes.
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The Musers talk Nessie and Loch Ness.
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Zipper merges, pressbox revenge, double negatives, hat blocking on Broadway
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Carlton gets rear ended.
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Gordo talks about surviving at sea.
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Ham takes on okra and hushpuppies, both of which he thinks are fish.
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Bochy talks about his birthday.
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Tiger Woods continues to suck.
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OJ goes to lower heaven.
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OJ Simpons calls in from lower heaven.
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Tiger Woods’ son Charlie talks about his dad sparing everyone to death at The Masters.
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Audio fun.
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Craig presents 2024 Rangers walk-up songs.
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Jerry Jones talks the eclipse.
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Jub talks his Jam and Pat Green joins.
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All the Ticket coverage of the total eclipse, from EA’s Accuweather hit to post game.
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Clippy the eclipse scientist joins the Musers.
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Norm returns to The Ticket to tell some jokes.
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Travis says, “F the IRA”
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The real Larry the Cable Guy talks to the Musers.
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Jerry Jones talks about KC’s stadium trouble and the unauthorized biography.
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Gordo explores the devolving complexity of modern lyrics.
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The Musers talk to the guy who designed The Rangers’ championship ring.
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Jason Kidd talks about the 2023 NBA draft.
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Marge talks Merpeople.
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Murray the Merman responds to Mermaid talk.
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Ribby and Fake Jerry commemorate Norm.
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Norm reflects with the Musers about 48 years of fart pillows.
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Norm's greatest moments.
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Maybe the most insane Norm and the Goose ever for the last time.
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For the very last time: Norma and Andy Panda.
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More Norm greatest moments like "it's a schedule for human beings."
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Norm's greatest confrontational moments on the Ticket. RIP Norm.
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Jub and Craig relay their experiences with confrontational people on airplanes.
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The Musers are talking about walking.
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Officer Foster discusses the rules for Summer Bash 2023.
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Craig's chatbot talks to the Musers about falling in love with artificial intelligence.
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Chis Chris goes to golf.
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Country Luka calls in to talk about the Nuggets winning the championship.
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Jerry responds to the Musers about whether local team owners have too many other interests.
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Koko welcomes Pat Robertson to Lower Heaven.
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Dr. Carlton Maxwell stops in to talk about teaching for 20 years at UTD.
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Where is Ticket Mouse going?
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Tiger about the merger of the PGA and LIV tours.
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The interim greens keeper at Gleneagles talks to the Musers.
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Rick Skilnonnen breaks down his top 50 tips for having a good weekend.
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After Skip Bayless loses yet another co-host, he goes on the Musers to talk about the search for a new one.
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Time to talk clothes for summer. Should adults wear shorts?
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The Musers explore how Michael Block's bragging is similar to Mike Vanderjagt.
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After the Stars fart and fall down, the unstable Slapshot Brothers return.
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Marge meets Dick Judomaster, aka DJ Ringenberg.
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After a loss to the Golden Knights, The Musers talk to Coach Pete DeBoer and player man Jamie Benn.
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The Slapshot Brothers return to talk game 3 of Stars v Knights.
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The Musers talk about predatory robocallers.
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Flight etiquette, parking over the line, spitting gum into a urinal, left lane campers, a lady falls down, when someone cuts in line
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Tiger talks about Michael Block and the 2023 PGA Championship.
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The Musers do another round of Campound post game: did Gordo keep Barn Cat, Gordo blocks off rooms, favorite moments, engineering issues.
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The Musers go through Ted Emmerich's Ticket nods during the 2023 PGA Championship.
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The urination hypothetical, who would survive Campound Hunger Games, and will Norm save Donovan from snake venom?
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The Musers and Bob tell us their favorite parts of the 2023 Campound.
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Loofy talk speedstick Daddy's balls, and feral animals.
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Gordo goes wireless to wake up Jake with Tuba Killer and gets a surprise.
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Bob and Corby join to review Corby’s “Past People” moment from the overnight shows when a hypothetical was pitched: you get 10 extra years added to your life, but for every 10 years you accept, one random person dies.
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Gordo and George look for a donkey show.
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The Musers talk about highlights from past Campounds.
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Jesse uses space karate on Stars v Kraken game 7.
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Chris Chris busts in to talk the Byron 2023
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P1s create George’s new theme song: Highway to the Dunham Zone.
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Mushmouth Thomas talks about his involvement in the survival of an 8 year old boy who was lost in the wilderness.
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Gordo reads a story of a P1 entering the Dunham Zone.
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Buddy Holly, the winner of the 2023 Westminster Dog Show, joins the Musers.
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Gordo and George fight again about George Michael.
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Jerry talks about drafting Mazi Smith in the 2023 drat and his Mazi rallies he’s holding.
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Ribby’s 2023 mock NFL draft.
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At 8:40, the most electric and insane Norm & Goose draft preview of all time.
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Jerry Jones calls in to talk the 2023 draft. Sort of.
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The Ticket Mouse talks Jason Isbell and plays guitar and delivers quality dad jokes.
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Jub plays audio from a French chat show where the women all have insane laughs.
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A P1 tells the tale of the time when Brooke Shields made mud on a private jet and made people vomit.
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Tiger had to withdraw yet again. Time to talk to the Musers.
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Chris Chris talks the Liv tour. Who cares. It’s golf.
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The GYM talks Jub Junior’s marriage and Easter.
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Gordo pitches a hypothetical: would you rather fly at 10 miles per hour or run at 100?
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Marge comes into the studio to make audio love to Mike Doocy.
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Following up on a segment from a few years ago, the Musers resurrect Bus Talk.
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After the Mavericks intentionally tank their season, Jason Kidd calls into talk about it.
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After reports come out showing that Harlan Crowe loves Hilter, it inspires Jub and Gordo to create a Putin and Hitler playlet.
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Deep Throat talks the disaster of the Mavs throwing their 2023 season.
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Ribby Paultz tackles the Masters…I mean the April Fool’s Open.
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Billy Tubbs’ brother Willy talks the Final Four.
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All the Dan and Jake stuff for March 2023.
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Mark Cuban talks the final games of the 2023 season.
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Taylor Swift calls into the Musers.
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Jesse the user talks about opening day 2023.
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The Musers listen in to the Homerun Bros on opening day.
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With opening day happening, the Musers talk coolers.
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Clarence comes up from the boiler room to talk about Cumulus bathrooms.
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The Musers talk about public restroom etiquette.
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Jason Garrett calls into celebrate his birthday.
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Luka calls in to talk about his possible suspension.
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The Musers revisit the classic Javier from New Orleans interview from Super Bowl XLVII in 2013.
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It’s Jason Kidd’s birthday.
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Johnny struggles with words and phrases.
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Woody Allen joins the Musers to talk DFW sports.
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After Jub watches Corgi racing, Argus the champion racer calls in.
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A dog who was abandoned in Dallas talks about Eli Jordan’s love of peanut butter.
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Elmer Wayne calls in to get Mavs tickets from Jub.
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Tiger Woods calls in at 8:40 to talk about his breakup with Erica Herman and the lawsuit.
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The Musers talk about the popularity of radio DJs when they were everything: Wolfman Jack, Casey Kasem, Larry Lujack and more.
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The Musers undergo a generic business speak asswhip.
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Following up on CUNT 15, The Musers take on Gwyneth Paltrow’s vag candle.
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Nolan Ryan comments on the MLB rules changes to make games less spare.
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Stossel Rooney makes his long awaited return to talk about the baseball rules changes
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Gordo encounters bear traps.
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Dirty Doug Out joins the Musers to talk about the rules changes to baseball.
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The Musers talk about the pets they’ve lost and tried to assassinate and Bunker Tortoise calls in at 8:40.
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Mack Brown calls in to wish Luka Doncic happy birthday.
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The Ticket Mouse talks having 3000 babies, the Fappening and horny Jacob Dedamore.
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Jub intros a new segment of things he’s heard on the station: can Albert Pujols dunk a basketball, toaster talk, and how many presidents have eaten at a Ft. Worth tex-mex restauarant?
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He’s so horny.
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Shorty stops by to talk about Heritage Auctions competing with him.
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Elmer Wayne asks George for a length of penis.
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Jerry Jones calls in at 8:40 about the restructuring of his coaching staff.
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Mark Cuban talks about acquiring Kyrie.
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Tony is by himself in the Eagles’ post-Superbowl loss.
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Gordo hits Philly player man Milton Williams with the fireballs.
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Corby and Gordo pay a lot of attention to Mackenzie Salmon from USA Today when they go wireless, and also run into Lisa McCaffrey, mother of Christian.
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Corby and Junior talk about almost dying on Camelback Mountain in Phoenix.
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Gordo flaunts security at the Super Bowl and gets a peon fired from Super Bowl LVII.
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Someone actually whips Killer’s ass instead of the other way around, when a woman actually hits on Killer on the media bus and Gordo records the audio.
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With the news of Nasty Nestor’s media credential being pulled in 2023, The Musers revisit the battles with him over the years.
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With Jake, Gordo pitches Super Bowl field trips, Jub Elvis shows up, Killer’s first appearance on the Ticket, and Robbie Knievel.
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From Radio Row, Jub confronts Guy Sportts as he rants against The Ticket.
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Dr. Phil comes on the Musers to talk about his retirement
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The Touchdown Bros get ecstatic over Philly going back to the Super Bowl.
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The tamarin monkey that was stolen from the Dallas Zoo calls in at 8:40 to talk about his experience.
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Tony Romo stops by at 8:40 to talk about getting worse as a broadcaster.
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If you need to know of a school closing, Irvin is your man. He presents these closing in song
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Some stories you may have never heard about the birth and history of the Ticket, including Kevin McCarthy calling Chris Arnold on the air.
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Jason Kidd calls in to talk about the win over Phoenix and Luka’s injury.
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In the wake of a prostitution ring being busted, the GYM finally admits some truths.
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The Touchdown Bros talk about Dallas’ defeat to the 49ers and the Eagles’ upcoming game against the 49ers.
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Kindergarten teacher Greg Olsen calls into help the Musers process their sad feelings.
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A triple sad Jerry Jones calls in to talk about the loss to the 49er.
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George’s kin Elmer Wayne interrupts P1 calls to talk about New Year’s Eve.
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The Crazy Prospector stops by before the Cowboys face off against the 49er.
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Author James Patterson gives The Musers one of the worst interviews of all time, plus recaps of their other horrible interviews.
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Jerry is super horny after the win over Brady and Tampa Bay.
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The leopard that escaped the Dallas Zoo calls in at 8:40.
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An e-brake featuring Panhandle Dan, DJ, and Sturm.
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The whole bloody affair. Words with Dan strikes again as Dan doesn’t know the Panhandle of Texas.
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Marge Schwimdiddler reintroduces herself to the P1s.
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Dr. Carlton Maxwell drops by to talk about the psychology of the fan of the constantly losing Cowboys.
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Jesse the Usher talks about Georgia stomping TCU in the title game.
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Jerry Jones cries about losing to the Commanders 26-6.
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The Royal experts Rick and Nick Skinlanin show up to discuss Prince Harry’s book Spare.
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Jub and DJ face off in the Sprite Challenge
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Chris Chris talks Christmas 2022.
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Fake Jerry, the Generic Youth Minister and Marge Schwimdiddler showed up in December 2016 to celebrate Christmas with Junior and Doocy.
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Corby v Ham, George and the Bonkey, and Norm v Peter Boatswain King.
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Gordo takes a fall, George gets scared, George and the Bonkey, and Dan v Ty Walker Chicken.
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E-Brake of 2022: Norm style: Norm v Peter King, Norm v Mare Bear, Norm v the phone, Norm v his cat, and Norm v the live spot.
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Ebrake of 2022 round 1: Dan v Ham over Cowlishaw, Gordo storms the capitol, and Ham dials a wrong number.
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Jerry Jones checks in after New Year’s 2023 to talk Veruca and the paternity test.
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The Musers call Bob and Dan during Gordo’s Corner to talk about the origins of BaD Radio.
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The Musers talk about the high school activity of driving and cruising down Main Street.
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A deep throat informant joins The Musers to talk about the meeting between Jerry Jones and Dallas mayor Eric Johnson to discuss bringing another NFL franchise to Dallas.
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Mushmouth sings mushmouth carols and brings presents.
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On White Elephant Day, Don Marconioni reveals Johnny Pants works for him and how he’s been manipulating The Ticket.
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Santa visits the Musers for Christmas 2022 and takes the blame for Covid.
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Jerry Jones gloats about the win over Indy.
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Gordo confronts Jerry O’Connell about not being John Stamos and makes him really uncomfortable.
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GYM joins the Musers to talk the War on Christmas.
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The Ticket Mouse tells the greatest story ever told.
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Jason Kidd talks about how bad the Mavericks are in 2022.
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Jerry Jones joins the Musers to talk about their Thanksgiving win.
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Gordo talks about his history of having to violently put down animals plus stories from George, Craig and P1s.
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Classic audio as Sean Bass celebrates the anniversary of a woman making his Sean body feel like Christmas.
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The pardoned turkeys Chocolate and Chip join the Musers.
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Jerry talks the upcoming Thanksgiving Day game.
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After getting half of his face burned off, Jay Leno tells some jokes.
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She's selling herself for science.
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Kindergarten teacher Greg Olsen talks Cowboys vs. Green Bay.
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Jerry talks about the loss to Green Bay.
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...and delivers an accurate injury report.
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Johnny Pants returns to make a prediction on Carolina vs Atlanta.
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Chris Chris returns to talk about ad sales and going to Green Bay.
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Fake Jerry goes full bi-week.
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Dirty Doug Out joins the Musers to talk about the Phillies-Astros World Series.
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The Musers tune in to the Touchdown / Home Run Bros to see what they're talking about with the World Series.
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Dr. Carlton Maxwell stops by the Musers to talk about a 6-2 start and Jimmy Johnson's new book Swagger.
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They opened the classic audio vault and played a great prank the Musers played on Dale Hansen. http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/musers-prank-dale-hansen.mp3
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Jerry Jones joins the Musers to talk abou Dak being back for the win against the Bears.
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Gordo replays a Halloween card exchange from 2018.
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Things go off the rails with the latest political ads from The Musers.
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Jerry Jones joins the Musers to talk about Micah Parsons and the win over Detroit
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The Musers interview character actor Burton Gilliam about plowing Linda Carter and his career in films like Blazing Saddles, Fletch, The A-Team and getting along with Chevy Chase.
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After Jerry drops an F-bomb on Robert Kraft during an owners meeting, the Deep Throat Informant describes what REALLY happened.
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Steve in the attic pokes his head out to creep out the Musers again.
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Jerry Jones calls into the Musers to talk about the loss to Philly.
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Cocaine Bear aka Tank DeNiro, star of the movie Cocaine Bear, joins the Musers to talk about acting.
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Sal from South Philly tries out his standup routine on the Touchdown Brothers.
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Greg Olsen calls into the Musers to scold them, right?
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Jerry Jones discusses the win over the LA Rams.
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Big Tex opens the State Fair late and talk about returning to his Santa Claus look.
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Jerry Jones comes on after the win over the Washington Commanders to talk a quarterback controversy.
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The Ticket Mouse shows up to celebrate his fifth birthday.
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Wireless Jub runs into Norm's Fake Gordo and Fake Jerry at Tangle Ridge Golf Course during the 2022 Dunham & Miller Open.
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The Ticket's official mobster Johnny Pants makes his first appearance. Don't forget to sports.
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Marge talks about her Manti Te'o-style relationship with Jub when he swam for the Olympics Superbowl.
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Jerry Jones the Musers to talk about how their preseason win vs Seattle is setting the tone for the 2022 season.
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For one of his last days, Big Strong resurrects the bit Readers Theatre from 8.11.2000, the episode "The Kids Today Call it a Roach".
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Jerry Jones talks about the Blue Carpet Fashion Show that preceded a Cowboys pre-season game.
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Rick Skinlonne returns to the Musers to advise Jub how to take care of his voice after Jub Jam 2022.
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Tiger Woods joins the Musers about his efforts to reshape the spare PGA to match the spare LIV tour because it's just golf, Greg.
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Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy joins the show to talk about how the Cowboys look for 2022.
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Jesse the User joins the Musers to send Big Strong Jeremy into the afterlife and into his happy place.
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Big Strong Jeremy goes to his happy place on the Musers and Normandy, bouncing off the turnbuckle into retirement. And a squirrel gets kicked into the Grand Canyon.
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After Summer Camp Talk, craig's old camp counselor Brad calls in.
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Craig tells tales of his summer camp when he had a horse named Dan.
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Junior Miller joins the Hang Zone to talk them through the worst day of every year. Plus we get more Nick Faldo murder.
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Gordo interviews Rick Springfield about the real story of "Jessie's Girl", suicide, depression and his modern albums. Plus Jub and Gordo try to sing and play "Jessie's Girl" and then it devolves into 1980s vocals.
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Clarence Murphy tells the story of the time he and Mike Doocy DB Cooper.
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After his credit card was stolen at DFW airport, Junior calls customer service for his credit card and talks to Myrtle
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The original premiere of the audio where Funeral Director Jim Nance retires Nick Faldo with a gunshot.
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All of the jokes from the Big Cowboys Computer during Cowboys training camp
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Shorty DeFazio talks DB Cooper.
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Shoeless Joe Jackson returns from the great cornfield beyond to talk the 2022 Field of Dreams game.
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The most important thing is we get introduced to Weed Eater Bob. But also Bob, Dan, Norm, Corby, Jake, and Gen X Davey join the Musers for the first team round table of Training Camp 2022 to talk about Norm's 50th training camp, Bob being a spare kid at Green Bay camps, and of course [...]
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The Musers interview legendary actor Lee Majors and Gordo decides to ask him what he thinks about Jerry Jones' bastard daughter Veruca. This is the full interview and the postgame the next morning.
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The increasingly unintelligible Dr. Carlton Maxwell comes on the Musers to talk about the psychology of dealing with soomer.
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Stephen Jones comes on the Musers to rebut the first Pigskin Panel of 2022.
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The fake Chan Gailey returns to talk about David Moore's revelation that he was the last Cowboys coach to take them to back to back playoffs.
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Marge returns to talk Top Gun 2: Maverick.
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Sports Panties joins returns to the Musers to talk about Cowboys Training Camp 2022. Sort of.
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Fake Jerry joins the Musers to talk about the World Cup having matches at the Death Star.
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Jub's cousin Elmer Wayne returns to ask Jub to donate one of his hands.
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The Dry Dock Bros play pranks on their wives by introducing The Abbrevi Bros aka unnecessarily abbreviating words.
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The Dry Dock Musers discuss key pop culture moments of the 1990s based on Chuck Klosterman's book The Nineties.
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Ted Emmerich resurrects the corpses of forgotten sports broadcaster e-brakes.
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Back in May 2001, Jub went on a sport show in the UK and thought that he was being pranked.
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Ted Emmerich reveals that A.I. has written a script for the vacationing Musers and presents it on air.
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Ted Emmerich reveals tickers he did for the LIV Tour, whilst filling in for the vacationing Musers.
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In a classic throwback, Santa visits with the Musers in December 2013 and recounts his run in with Sam Heard at a Chicago Steakhouse
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Fake Luka returns to the Musers to talk about Game 6 vs the Suns in the 2022 playoffs.
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Donovan "memorized" Fake Tiger's last "My Dad Earl" and recites it on air.
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Hot on the heels of Swimming Pool Talk, Marge returns to make verbal love to Jub.
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After the Rangers beat the Phillies 7-0, the Musers turn the dial to Philadelphia All Sports Radio.
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The Fake Jason Garrett talks joining Football Night in America and blends into Fake Jason Kidd.
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Jub cousin Elmer Wayne calls into the Musers to talk about Troy Aikens and his Highway to Henrietta concert.
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Mushmouth Thomas shows up to declare that he is the Texas Upright Coyote.
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Jerry Jones rants against Peter King's leaving him off of the 2022 list of the most powerful people in the NFL.
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The Generic Youth Minister joins the Musers at 8:40 to talk about the Mavericks' failed season.
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Guinevere makes her first appearance on air with The Medieval Bully to talk about the Musers' second round of the Omnicron Covid while demanding Paxlovid.
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Sports Panties returns to talk about the Rangers playing 500 ball and other sports things.
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Jub and Gordo resurrect an uncomfortable interview with Jerry Lewis from 2016 where he is a big jerk.
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Fake Tiger talks about being a constant failure at the Masters 2022.
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The Fake Tiger joins the Musers to talk about withdrawing from the PGA Championship.
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The fake Jason Kidd joined the Musers to talk about the Mavericks' getting eliminated from the playoffs.
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The Musers talk with Corby about how he got them suspended without pay for a week around 2002 because of a wireless interview he did.
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After a left turn to talk about The Cars, Bob breaks news in Gordo's Corner about a man who grew a penis on his arm.
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Gordo makes the first morning wake up calls of Campound 2022 with Corby, Bob, and a Dan Joke. Plus Gordo hijinx from past Campounds and studio fights that Corby and Gordo caught into because of pranks.
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Norm and Corby join the Musers to talk about embarrassing broadcast moments from their careers, from Jub 9/11 to Verne Troyer on a flimsy ladder.
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This indica dominant hybrid has been heralded for its ghostly sedative effects. An edible in audio form, the blissful, calming body high of the Junes is just a few minutes away when you're ready to unwind. Pace yourself, somehow doses even just slightly above 10 minutes have been known to cause intense paranoia. Always [...]
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Billy Tubbs' non dead brother Baby Willy Tubbs calls into the Musers at 8:40 to discuss March Madness.
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With Wrestlemania coming to down, The Musers' official wrestler Big Dick Glover visits the studio at 8:40.
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The Musers take on Fake Tiger at 8:40 to ask him if he's returning to the Masters. Features the best Tiger "My Dad" ever.
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Gordo details the texts that U.S. Representative Van Taylor sent to ISIS Bride Tania Joya about edge of Grand Canyon sexual jobs and targeting her tonsils.
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Following the story of Jub creeping out Janina Turner in real life, the fake Janine Turner calls in at 8:40.
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Jub relates the story of where he creeped out noted actress and Steven Jones fun-baby haver Janine Turner, plus everyone else that Jub has creeped out over the years like The Fix and Rascal Flatts. And a bonus appearance by the Fake Janine Turner.
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Got some e-brakes here that weren’t nominated. First up, back in January during a Mavs post-game show the impeccable Brian Dameris recalled the time that Rick Carlisle “wiped” Sirois’ ass at ping pong. Bravo.
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Second key play, Jer’s well placed drop stops down Muse in the News.
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Next, Dingu responds to a black male and loses everyone during wtds.
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Finally, ATM talk with Norm and Donovan. Oh dear!
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The Musers drop their 2022 primary election political ads for Karen Bless vs. Linda Van Cho and Ron Hufflepine vs. Greg Abbott, with old Jake and Jesse.
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In the wake of Ticketstock 2022, Steve Jones joined the Musers to talk about who’s really at fault after Deion Sanders said at Ticketstock that it was Steven’s fault that the Cowboys haven’t had success in half a century.
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Jesse stopped by for a face to face chat with the Musers. He’s there to usher a special jazz musician.
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On day 1 of Super Bowl LVI coverage, the Hang Zone joined The Hardline during the Power Hour to talk about Corby appropriating yet another culture to avoid a fight with a woman, how great California is, Jake’s Trail of Tears, The Who returning to Texas, and Gordon Keith chimes in to make Sturmcenter better.
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Survival expert Tough Brittlebauer joined the Musers at 8:40 to talk about how to survive Snowpocalypse 2022 and promote his book “Tough Brittlebauer’s World’s Most Impressive Survivalist Survivalist Tips from Tough Brittlebauer the World’s Most Impressive Survivalist”.
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The Deep Throat Informant joins the Musers at 8:40 to talk about what’s REALLY going on at the Star with Jerry Jones and Mike McCarthy in the wake of the 2021 season fart and fall down of the Cowboys.
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Nolan Ryan joins the Musers at 8:40 to celebrate his 75th birthday and talk about his progeny Reid Ryan.
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After news of his retirement broke, Tom Brady joined the Musers at 8:40.
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In Muse in the News and Gordo’s Corner, when discussing Dallas forcing strip clubs to close at 2 am, the Musers questioned what strippers were like in 1776 and it then turned into what teens would do with robots.
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Fake Jerry calls in from the Bravo Eugenia on Lake Lewisville to announce whether or not he’s firing Mike McCarthy to hire Sean Payton.
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Fake Norm and the Goose talk about the 2022 AFC/NFC Championship games. And Goose almost losing his virginity.
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You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, it’s the very best of the Ticket in 2021. Over 200 clips combine for almost 20 hours of good strong audio, most of which has not been previously posted.
Note: Right click>”Save Link As…” on each title to download.
My previous year end compilations: 2015 | 2016 | 2017 (songs) | 2020
PS: If you have any of the snazzy usave.it add-ons then this post is all old news, but if you don’t and you dig stuff like this check it out. For instance, OMG (O-deck/Muse/840/Corner) is just a couple bucks and you get sweet bonus audio like this as well as access to 5 years (and running) of OMG archives.
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