We spin the wheel of debate. It generates an absurd topic for us to argue. One person argues for. The other argues against. The third person decides who wins.
Smell is the worst sense; Xmas should be celebrated every month; Gigs should be organised in height order
Otters and Beavers should be one species called Botters; People don’t need to cough in public; Adoption should be mandatory for couples over 40 with no kids
Bananas are a useful tool; Holidays aren’t relaxing; Cowards are better than brave people
Cold Curry is the best breakfast; Mercury is better than Saturn; Baths are better than Showers
Morning Erection = half day; Eating Vegans is better for the environment than eating vegetables; I’d be Half Flamingo if I had to be half animal/half human