Under Attack News: Recent Episodes
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The planet is under siege by Aliens, Zombies, and Vampires, but "The Newest News Network" continues to bring you the news, no matter what.
We've reached day 13I DON'T KNOW of being under attack by zombies, aliens, and vampires. This week in the news: Nancy Pelosi, Obama Taxes Play, World Press Freedom Day, Wesley Snipes Vampire Riots, Scientology Alien Wars, Orioles, and Miley Cyrus.
We've reached day 134 of being under attack by zombies, aliens, and vampires. This week in the news: TSA pat downs AGAIN, St. Louis is for sweethearts and/or murderers, cats that smoke, Obama injuries, and WILLIE NELSON.
We've reached day 120 of being under attack by zombies, aliens, and vampires. This week in the news: TSA pat downs, Beatles on iTunes, and Kate Middleton vs. The Queen.
We've reached day 120 of being under attack by zombies, aliens, and vampires. This week in the news: President Bush, ships, and sex shops.