Layla but bad. Was just testing out a new amp simulator since we live in a computer now and got very carried away.
Oh, boy. Why would I put this here.
All right. Fuck it. Explaining it is such a bad idea that it's like lapped back over to being good. Your Kickstarter Sucks is a very funny podcast. Their last Patreon episode (jesus this is crazily niche) had a voicemail from a fan who said that they should do a "Fuck A Fan" segment. It was a deeply irony poisoned gag. Anyway...someone wrote them a jingle for a different thing and they played that earlier in the show. So after that Fuck A Fan call, they joked that maybe they'd do it if someone wrote a jingle.
I'm an idiot and that was a good enough reason to spend a couple of nights putting together a fake jingle for a thing that thankfully doesn't exist that fits the vibe of the sort of hellworld where such a thing might exist.
Oh and there's some hot sauce on feet stuff, in case that's particularly a no-go zone for you. Sorry.
Ironically I like a lot of things about this track, earnestly.
I'm tired.