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Legends in Review
This hastily re-recorded episode has everything you want from Legends in Review. It's late, we forgot to title it, we forgot most of the plot of the episode because we watched it six months ago, and Ari spends 7 minutes instructing their partner how to make pasta from a distance. Do we talk about the plot of episode? Not really! Do we make fun of Legends for getting cancelled? Absolutely! All this and more of the chaos you've come to expect, plus the added bonus of Ari still being hoarse from seeing MCR last Sunday and me not knowing where my microphone is.
Also, quick content warning for about the 50 min mark to the 1 hour mark, we discuss some pretty horrible things that have happened on The Online and why it's good they're gone, but it's heavy stuff. Proceed with caution.
Gang I'll level with you- We've made a lot of incomprehensible episodes over the years, but this one is maybe too avant-garde. Opening with your hosts Ari (he/they) and Rachel (she/they) subjecting guest host Gab (she/her) to a cursed youtube video gauntlet, and then going right into the storied history of reality TV, this episode of Legends in Review asks: What happened here? No, really. What happened?
Also featuring: So, so much information about the Jersey shore, both the place and the show, Woody's Grace, and speculation about future episodes and seasons that will now go absolutely nowhere!
Temper expectations! It's Legends in Review!
Folks, it's time to buckle down and write a ship manifesto for a horny evil AI and a horny evil robot, and we might just be the only podcast out there suited for the task. On this episode, your hosts, the only legally recognized correct Legends opinion-havers, dissect an episode that was actually... really fun and enjoyable to watch. Legends, what are we? All of that and an opening bit about those really depressing "Dear America" books on Legends in Review.
In this episode, Legends in Review is back in form as we dedicate large chunks of your time as a listener to talking about dolls. We're covering Legends 7x06 (Piss Christ) and 7x07 (The Yassification of Eleanor Roosevelt) Also, a surprisingly in-depth and poignant conversation about the Tarazi family, Behrad and Gwyn being The New Ship of the Show, and you know. Jojo's.
In this double feature, we review Legends episodes 7x04 (Title Pending)and 7x05 (Magical Mister Mistofelees)two episodes that ask the question: is the musical Chicago going to sue us? Also includes discussions of our cringe backstories, a video game Tim plays which I refuse to mention, and maybe too many serial killer shout-outs.
Remember how in that Dawson's Creek spoof they did on The Amanda Show called "Moody's Point" one of the major plot points is that Moody's mom is stuck in a hot air balloon? That's what happened to us. We've managed to land and churn out all of 7A except the hundo, which was lost when we popped the balloon and cascaded back down to earth. Anyway!
Welcome back to Legends in Review, a podcast that is, apparently, being listened to by someone out there in Hollywood- Please stop. Venmo us money
In this, the first of our season 7A double-features, we cover Legends 7x01 (I Write Sins Not Tragedies) and Legends 7x02 (Homosexual Robocop) with special guest Gab! Join us as we attempt to discuss two episodes we actually liked while juggling the fact that we also enjoyed the rest of the first half of the season.
Find Gabs on Twitter @mamawerewolf and on Tumblr @drharlequin
If you were expecting a new episode this week about the NEW season of Legends, then you wouldn't be listening to this podcast. So here's the finale which aired literally a month ago. Join us as Rebecca plays the accordion, we discuss the Met Gala, and we answer some fan questions. Maybe we discuss Legends a little bit? Anyway
Sometimes something incredibly good (Maisie directing) and incredibly bad (John's 6B plot) can happen at once and when that happens, you can count on us to avoid discussing the episode all together and instead sing songs about our cats. Branded content
S06E12: There Wolf, There Castle
S06E13: Ann Rule Has Got Her Airpods In
In this Legends in Review double feature, you get two reviews done in one sitting that partially covers some of the content in both episodes. We ignore the fact that Mick gave birth, we censor a fanfiction discussion that is just too wild to print, and more! We are so close to being done with this season. Holy fuck
Folks we are limping towards the end of this season and there is perhaps no bigger proof than this bowling episode, which wasn't bad, but also just kind of... happened? Mick did get a new adult teen baby girlfriend though, so at least we can buffer ourselves with that until next week. Also, a lot of My Little Pony talk in this one. Call that branded content.
Have you ever thought this podcast wasn't political enough? Have you ever worried that we don't disagree with other reviewers enough? No? Well then do I have some bad news for you
We're back and joined by Seher for this double featuring covering episode 6x08 (Tremorz With a Z) and 6x09 (End-Preg), the first which we kind of enjoyed and the second which changed the entire trajectory of our lives as we knew them. Come along with us as we journey through fics, romance novels, and a pregnancy we may or may not have caused in this two-episode review. Featuring a limited edition cover image!
if you've ever wanted an episode of legends in review that includes 10 full minutes of 4 people trying to order japanese food while beloved artist rebecca pencilscratchins listens on, then boy is this legends in review for you! i don't remember anything else that we discussed.
We're here! We're queer! We forgot to record for what was essentially a full calendar month! This episode reviews 3 episodes of Legends for the price of one! The episodes are as follows:
604: Nothing Bad Ever Happens to the Kennedys 605: The Princess and The Fork 606: I Hate Chess Jokes
Good luck trying to decipher whatever the fuck this is, and no, I don't know why there's just a low fan noise in the back half of the episode. It's Legends in Review!
Creature double-feature! Hop in as we explore an episode that was made for us personally. Also, we kept saying Tyron's name wrong, but don't worry, I made a seamless fix in the episode. You'll never even notice. Let's look too close at the real Marilyn in this week's Legends in Review!
We're here, we're queer, and we're posting this episode late. Join us for a discussion on transgressive queer art and how legends is... not that. we wish you luck as we embark on a journey of filth in last week's legends in review!
We regret to inform you that we're back again for another season! Join us in putting to bed an old friend as we watch Dominic's final season of this terrible show.
This week Rachel makes a family announcement, Ari talks about Jolyne getting animated, and we have to spend the rest of the episode talking about antisemitism and not Matthias, which is what we wanted to discuss. Buckle up for this week in conspiracy theories with Legends in Review!
Folks it is allergy season, let's whip it in the keister.
What does a podcast do when multiple world-shifting events happen in the course of one Saturday? How does a podcast react when Zarlies become unconverted and Quiggles become canon? Travel with us on an emotional journey that only takes 23 minutes to get to the Legends content, this time.
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Bursts in through your patio-facing glass doors 22 days late with Boba Tea: LISTEN. Listen. I really thought I was going to edit this and make it nice before posting, but that would deny you the real pleasure of the Live Experience. And by that I mean, I really could not delay posting this any longer, and I did not feel like editing it, so if there's long pauses and heavy breathing- Well baby, that's the magic of showbusiness.
Join us for a finale special over 200 minutes in length covering the entire fifth season of DC's Legends of Tomorrow. In a season that spent 8 Christian episodes on a goodbye that didn't really matter, Legends in Review asks the hard questions. Why didn't Maisie have more screentime? Why didn't Maisie have more screentime? Why didn't Maisie have more screentime, and also, why didn't Maisie have more screentime?
Join us for the last bit of Legends content that we have to put out in 2020, maybe longer! Who knows when Legends will be on the air next? Journey into mystery (can we say that?) with your hosts on Legends in Review!
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Listen. Apparently Legends of Tomorrow can be good. We were surprised to! Do you have any idea what it's like to actually discuss Legends' //cinematography choices?// It's like we've entered a parallel dimension!
Join us on this wild ride, including a brief and scathing season 2 recap. For important reasons. We didn't even mention Sasuke by name this week, it's Legends in Review!
How is this episode almost exactly two hours? Why? What happened? These may all be questions you have going into this week's review. We're actually... not sure about that one. We got lost somewhere between explaining Greek Life and talking about... gay rights?
Listen. We really enjoyed this episode! That's why it's so confusing. We can't feel joy any other way. We're introducing a new segment called "Phil, What's the Vibe?" on this week's Legends in Review.
We really can't summarize this episode with the precision, the finesse, of this anonymous ask I got this past Wednesday: "Next week on LIR: something off topic for 20 minutes, maybe some talk about Charlie & Zari, then the rest is dedicated to Berkowitz."
And there you have it. It's Legends in Review
It's an episode that takes place in a boarding house! It's an episode that takes place in hell! It's an episode where we ask ourselves, IS Legends just a rip off of Boruto? WAS Yu-Gi-Oh, as an anime, sexy? When WILL Sara activate her sharingan? Plus: I Never Said That- Legends is my Friend, Serial Killers that Aren't Dead Yet, and Reasons Not to Buy Anime Merch.
Surprise! Seher is back for another week and has made the shocking discovery that she's not actually allowed to leave. We discuss Legend's return to form in this overpacked emotional roller-coaster of an episode that left us asking: Why didn't you stretch these plot points out earlier this season? I'm just kidding! We know why.
Plus, Ari opens with a Homestuck horror story, and our Patsy Ramsey idea is remains on track! All this and more on Legends in Review.
We know what you need this 4/20 - A special Legends in Review episode spanning over 2 hours with minimal Legends content. We are so happy this episode to have a special guest (Seher with the Fandomentals) that we immediately scared off by suggesting that Patsy Ramsey should be one of the season's encores. It's a good idea! It's an EXTREMELY good idea.
PLUS, if you've been lost for these first eight (8!) episodes, we try to summarize or, at least discern what happened in the first half of this season. Shit's complicated!
So join us, won't you,,, for a special episode of Legends in Review: A Season 5A Retrospective.
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Give Seher a listen and please, please be nice to her so that we can convince her to come back. WE NEED HER.
LISTEN. Listen. There is a rumor that is going around about a show Ari and I hate that may or may not be true, but the mere mention of these rumors caused us to have a collective breakdown and/or vent session. I had to be nice to Legends! I had to compliment them! That's violating my rights.
Recorded in a do or die situation without those microphones we got for this express purpose, join us now as we discuss the show that will not be named (in this description) for this special Crisis Alert.
We know what you've been thinking- When is a Legends in Review episode going to revolve around Ari trying to find a citation from "The Celluloid Closet?" We have good news. It's now. Tune in for this needlessly long episode covering Animal Crossing, being queer and inconvenienced, and a revisiting of your high school English courses. It's just what Shakespeare would've wanted- Legends in Review!
One of these days, the plot is going to get here, and everyone is going to be sorry! On this week's Legends in Review, we talk about Animal Crossing, try to counsel the Legends team on time management, and talk about Animal Crossing. Can we pick up the pace here, Phil? We're dying over here.
An episode that was inexplicably recorded in two parts, it's the dumbest bitch alive show! I'm Rachel, and I'm the dumbest bitch alive. Follow along as we dazzle you with an episode that takes place before and after Pensacon, for content that is 90% dunking on Nick and 10% discourse. We did not discuss the actual Legends episode on this one, gang. Good luck!
An episode that defies logic, a nearly two and a half hour double feature that defied a convention, an impromptu business trip, and garage band deleting the audio the first time we tried to edit this. It's a creature double feature, covering Ari's love of slasher films and hatred of the slasher episode, Rachel demanding more Charlie, there's probably some Steelatom in here somewhere? It's a long episode.
Pull up a chair and get comfy for this jam-packed double review that someone contains very little Legends content. Your parents warned you: it's Legends in Review!
Remember that filler arc in Naruto right before when Sasuke left where they have to help that guy win a race? No? Well, we do. And apparently, so does Legends. Join us for our discussion of this week's episode, including critique of centrist politics, cut or uncut, and John Constantine: biphobic bisexual. All this and baseless speculation about Rockstar games, it's Legends in Review!
Legends of Tomorrow was off the air for approximately 12 full calendar years but it's BACK, baby! And so too, are we, like the ugly little sibling following our hot jock older sibling around all the time. We're here to recap all the Brandon news that's fit to print, talk at length about Russian history, blame the CW for its poor social media skills, and more!
If you were hoping we'd get the audio right on our fourth season, you will be sorely disappointed. We are not going to talk about Phil's himboization fetish... it's Legends in Review!
You've waited all this time, and finally, it's here: an 11 minute opening about what is and is not considered furry in media. We had a ton of issues with the live recording, as we aren't super great at this, so please accept this token of our love. The audio is, as always, dismal, but our takes are hotter than ever. That's a warning. That is fully a warning
Pull up next to the AC and listen to us yell about how Legends can never stick the landing. It's Legends in Review!
As for our hiatus programme, we will be starting a fun, new, toy-centric show called "Mint in Box." It's going to start Monday, July 8th, at 8:00PM EST, hosted LIVE at: https://twitch.tv/pann_ther. See you then~
In this incredibly specifically named episode, we tackle all those burning questions: What would it sound like if someone just fidgeted with their keys for a full episode? Why can't you ever get the sound to work? What do Ari's cats sound like? You'll be on the edge of your seat for this high stakes penultimate review that starts nowhere and ends nowhere. It's all the quality you'd expect from Legends in Review!
We WILL be doing a live recap of the season 4 finale! May 23rd 2019, 7PM EST, at my twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/pann_ther
Join us for all the dumb stuff we normally say, but live!
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Part 2/2! Roll right on into our review for Legends 4x14, an episode that left us asking: Who's fetish is this? Tune in for the greatest opening we've ever had, and stay for more of that weirdly horny for NeRay content you probably love, if you're listening to this. And if you don't love it, why are you here? Are you okay? Do you need me to call you a car? It's Legends in Review!
Part 1/2 in our back to back episodes! This is the one we had to do twice, I'll never figure out how audio works and this is my burden to bear.
Travel back with us to discuss Legends 4x13, an episode that had EVERYTHING. Dominic and Maisie's wild chemistry! Steelatom! Zari in that dress! Steelatom again for emphasis! What a time it was. Let's all just agree that yeah, Brandon makes a hot villain. It's Legends in Review!
Okay, you know how a speedrun is supposed to be when you complete your objective as quickly as possible? We attempted to do that with this week's episode, and we failed. We failed pretty spectacularly, actually. I'll level with you: The fact that we got an episode this week is pretty impressive for us. I'm not sure we stayed on topic at all. It's Legends in Review!
This week, we lay out the Blueprints for Heyworld, a theme park that might've made its first appearance this week, but has already become our favorite thing of all time. Join your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them)as we painstakingly lay out the emotional journey we've undertaken, mostly by accident.
Also in this episode is more talk about the theme park Hank Heywood wanted to build for his adult son, romance novels, and you know it's the theme park again. You must be this tall to experience a full meltown, it's Legends in Review
This week, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) try a new way to record, and now Rachel's the one with the choppy audio! Life is full of surprises.
Tune in for an actual... discussion of this week's Legends of Tomorrow. Despicable. Won't happen again. Also, a lot of typing sounds, and Ari's several family road trips. Kidnap a family and steal their RV, it's Legends in Review!
We're back and our seasonal affective disorder is a thing of the past! On this week's Legends in Review, Ari-Bot (they/them) 2.0 experiences a bevy of audio issues that can only be accredited to Skype. And really, anyone looking for good audio wouldn't be listening to this podcast. So let's dive in!
Tune in for Mick Rory's continued Struggle, the two of us experiencing a very specific callout, you won't believe what parents have done to make us hate them This Time, and more! Like an old acquaintance you'd hoped had lost your number, it's Legends in Review.
For this special episode, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) put themselves in a Time Capsule and went back to 2016 to rewatch the Legends Pilot. But also, Kingdom Hearts 3 just came out, so what else were we /really/ supposed to talk about?
Tune in for remembering classic Legends Moments like Rip's son getting shot clean in the face, God we're Fucking Sad about Coldwave, Shut Up Carter, and other things that we completely forgot happened, but that did, in fact, happen. Like a middle school yearbook you found under your bed, it's the Pilot Rewatch of Legends in Review!
Join us as we laugh, attempt to summarize, laugh again, and then give up at trying to review two Hallmark movies starring our favorite guys from DC's Legends of Tomorrow.
We watched Desperately Seeking Santa and Nine Lives of Christmas so you don't have to. Merry Magneto, everyone!
Pretty bold of Phil to put out the midseason finale when I'm in the middle of moving. In the midseason finale of Legends in Review, we don't even pretend to talk about the episode. Mostly, we just yell about Nick Zano. He knows what he did.
All that plus Zarlie, traumatized by Fraggle Rock and Hot Arthur Darvill. We're free until goddamn April, it's Legends in Review!
Boy howdy, the second Legends falls of the wagon we do too. This week's Legends in Reviews covers everything from additional things David Karp has banned to dolls too expensive to kill to our favorite mur- maybe you should guess the rest.
Hope you can excuse the fact that this is late, my boss is literally always standing on my neck. It's Legends in Review!
Pull up a chair and join us for this week's episode, inexplicably opening with a passionate speech against the Game of Thrones TV show. The books? On thin ice. Join your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) as they try to make some valid points on abuse narratives, and maybe would if they could just stay on topic for more than ninety seconds at a clip.
All this plus: Nora and Mona are now fucking, Legends Babies, me cutting out any time we mentioned AoS, and more! Repress your trauma, it's Legends in Review!
We take this week to mourn the passing of our beloved companion, friend, and mentor, Butterscotch 37. May he pass on to Horsie Heaven. Also, this week's Legend's of Tomorrow was like, one of the best episodes in the whole series? Join your hosts Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) as they spend like 60% of the episode on Kaiju history, and then cram all the other stuff in for the last 40%.
Plus, bad breastplates, gifts for Phil, Ari's ungrateful cat, and more! Get ready to swat away those tentacles, it's Legends in Review!
This week, in an episode we almost titled "Too Traumatized for Summer Camp," your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) dig deep into the Childhood Archives to delight with tales of just how much camp sucks. Spoiler, it's a lot. Plus missing Coldwave, very good Ray Palmer ships, and a need for more Maisie.
Enjoy these Heritage Moments in Peak Gay Jealousy with us, it's Legends in Review!
In this slightly longer than usual episode of Legends in Review, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) go off the rails on the history of punk, leprechauns, and fashion. You know, stuff related to DC's Legends of Tomorrow! Also tune in for Maisiewatch 2018, fancy Barbies, and the everyone wants to fuck Mick Rory show.
Sell your soul for like, fifteen dollars! It's Legends in Review!
Content warning from 51:00 - 55:04 for discussion on sexual assault and transphobia.
How's the audio this week? Bad! Put at your VHS tapes in a bag and throw them into the river! This week, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) dance right around any deep-seated emotional issues this episode might've touched on. Run so fast that your feelings can't catch you!
Also, we talk Red Dead 2: Redder and Deader, Ari yells about Disney for ten minutes, and wow we really, really tried to avoid talking about ourselves this episode, didn't we? Guess you've got to collect another 5 stars before you unlock our backstory! It's Legends in Review.
Content warning: We have a pretty in-depth talk about the hell that br*nies wrought, and it gets pretty nasty. Skip 40:49 - 47:11 to avoid the gory details.
We clawed our way out of hell just in time! On the heels of its spectacular(?) third season, Legends of Tomorrow is back, and so too, is this terrible podcast.
This week, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them)return to an episode that was promised to be "horny," and it sure was... kind of uncomfortable at parts! Tune in for what is probably like 45 minutes of Steelwave, fifteen minutes of other. Get ready to get hurt again - It's Legends in Review!
Hey kids, given that Venom's a dirty, naughty boy, we're gonna slap a listener discretion on this here podcast. We're gonna recommend you don't take a listen unless you are at least the big 1-8!
This is probably a film review. It's time to talk about that crazy, dirty boy, a friend to all, Venom! Your heroes Rachel (she/her) and Ari (they/them) give a five to one hundred star review of this masterpiece of cinema, a film which many are calling the "greatest love story of all time." Relive the magic in falling in love with Venom, a movie that is possibly still in theaters? I didn't check.
Lock your doors and board your windows, San Diego Comic Con has come for us all! In this recap of the annual festivities, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) talk about Phil's soft, soft skin, the meeting with Brandon that left them both for dead, and Legends of Tomorrow news, I guess. But really, there's a lot of talk about skin in this one. Lotion up for safety.
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Coming in late and a little on fire, it's the season finale of Legends in Review! Your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) filmed a live broadcast over twitch on April 11th, and then Rachel got married and that takes up like, SO MUCH time, and anyway, this is the audio from the live show- The audio Phil doesn't want you to hear!
Tune in to our finale as we talk very, very little about the actual Legends of Tomorrow season finale, and mostly just freeform a live show.
It's Legends in Review! It cost $0.69 to print a color photo of Phil Klemmer. Nice
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Don't look now, but the penultimate episode of season 3 is coming at you at an alarming rate! We told you not to look! Tune in for this week's podcast, in which your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) discuss all the ways this episode was, ultimately, not as bad as it could've been- An achievement Legends should feel proud of. Plus the specific kind of person that has a John Noble kink, some talk about Fire Emblem's Baby Dimension, and the inevitable lawsuit Phil can expect from Wizards of the Coast.
It's Legends in Review! For some reason, people are listening to this!
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How much Yu gi oh can two podcast hosts discuss in order to avoid talking about Legends of Tomorrow? A pretty decent amount, it turns out. Tune in this week for a pointed discussion about clone narratives and the female body, all the awkward characterization that made us go, "Uh, what?" and just a whole lot of dread for what's coming up next.
It's Legends in Review! The podcast for comics fans who hate comics.
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Have you ever spent your weeks going, "Wow, I really enjoy Legends in Review, but what I really think it needs is ten minutes of unrelated academic film history?" First of all, why are you thinking about us so much? And second, this week just so happens to be your lucky one! Tune in for a surprisingly in-depth discussion of horror, Legends vs tropes, and Sara Lance vs a very bald, very bad writer. Matt Ryan is here forever now! Our apologies.
It's Legends in Review, the only DCTV podcast that's only 5% DCTV content!
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Coming in hot not even 24 hours before the next week's episode airs, it's Legends in Review! Tune in to our Elvis episode for such things as a special guest visit in the cold open, a lot of Elvis talk. A lot. A ten minute Scooby Doo segment. Ari has audio issues! Rachel keeps typing throughout the episode. It adds depth. Legends of Tomorrow? What the hell is that?
Legends in Review- We sure do hate a lot of things to be running a podcast!
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You'd think that if you have two Damien Darhks, that they might cancel each other out and make one whole tolerable character- But you'd be wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. This week, instead of dedicating the episode to Wally West, Legends of Tomorrow gave us two Damiens when I explicitly asked for none- A troublesome decision that has your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) looking far and wide for other things to talk about. Hope you were wondering what the Routh-Ford 2007 wedding was like, because you're about to find out.
It's Legends in Review! Discount price, luxury opinions. And when I say discount price, I mean this is free. Don't give us money for this.
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Only 3 hours of sleep and $5 of filmmaking went into both this week's Legends of Tomorrow AND this week's Legends in Review. Listen along as Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) go through the 15 different plots that Legends of Tomorrow tried to put in one 44 minute episode. It's an episode so wild and we were so fucking tired, we don't even know if we got the plot right! But that's okay, because neither does Phil Klemmer.
Tune in for Ari officially declaring Damien Darhk the Megan from Drake and Josh of Legends, a problematic part about Mixen, and a fashion critique nobody asked for. Legends in Review! We're both the problem and the solution.
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We love Zari so much, we had to make this episode just a little longer! Join your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) as they are completely vindicated by Gideon's fanfiction of what a time loop might look like. It's not easy being right about everything- But someone's gotta do it.
Tune in for one of our best cold opens to date, a discussion about this show's episode long love letter to fanworks and fans, and the deep, horrible realization that we've trespassed in God's domain.
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In this week's episode of Legends in Review, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) definitely discuss whatever happened on the show this week. Mainly, they focus on the fact that we all went to 1969, nice. Tune in for at least 13 anime references and a guest appearance by Rachel's brand new impersonation of Dominic Purcell. It's very bad.
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In this week's Legends in Review, we return to our old friend the allegedly corner to spin some possible truths and accuse Phil Klemmer of television treason.
Also, Ava Sharpe is a big, beautiful trans lesbian.
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This week, Rachel and Ari uncover some delicious personal trauma to discuss the emotions in this week's episode. And since that's pretty heavy shit, they also spend a good 10 minutes yelling about gorillas. Remember, your trauma can't catch you if you just yell over it!
Skip the Nazi DCTV crossover and instead join us for No More Nazis on November 27 & 28th: http://kendrasaunders.tumblr.com/post/167894593919/kendrasaunders-myself-icedvulpix-have
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Grab your gender roles and throw them in the garbage with those Susan B. Anthony quarter dollars- Legends of Tomorrow managed to do one of the best girl power episodes ever, and no one is more shocked than us.
In this heartfelt episode, your heroes Ari + Rachel go 20 full minutes before actually remembering there was someone on TV they were supposed to be talking about. But don't worry, because there is a hot and fun event coming to take the place of that horrible crossover, and we've got all of your details here: http://kendrasaunders.tumblr.com/post/167571872639/myself-icedvulpix-have-finally-decided-what
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Coming in approximately three to four days late with Starbucks, it's Legends in Review, the only DCTV Podcast clinically proven to cure the consumption. Due to scheduling disasters, this episode is about 20 minutes longer than usual, as there just wasn't the time to do more precise editing. So enjoy our horrible voices for a little longer this week!
In this episode, we talk the future of Firestorm, discuss standing on Phil Klemmer's sinewy neck, and oh boy do we stick our hands two fists deep into Rip Hunter. Incidentally, please don't tell us what the indie music scene is actually like in the UK- We don't care.
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Grab your phone and lock the door, because Legends in Review is right outside! It's the only DCTV Podcast that can be used as an iron supplement.
This week, our heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) discuss deep concern over how much they've been enjoying this season of Legends, the fact that Steven Spielberg now owns one of Phil Klemmer's children, and some of Phil's more... hobgoblin-y origins. Stay tuned for a lesson (?) in queerbaiting.
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This week, despite several pertinent and lengthy cuts, we have not managed to curb our enthusiasm for this week's episode and our love for Zari Tomaz. Tune in for fifty minutes of nonstop concern relating to how this show will probably let us down in the future, and several threats being made to Phil Klemmer's Second Life game. It's all the fun you get from Legends with just as must cohesion!
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If you thought we barely talked about Legends of Tomorrow last week, just wait until this week's episode, as your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) send the Zane train completely off the rails, and Rachel tries to goad Melissa Bebo into taking her to court.
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They said it couldn't be done! They said it wouldn't be done! But against all odds, Rachel, Ari, and the cast of Legends of Tomorrow have made it to season 3 of the show and season 2 of this, the only DCTV podcast with Correct Opinions.
This week your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) soar through time on this beautiful Hindenburg of a show. We talk about new faces, old faces, and our unwillingness to see Arthur Darvill's face without a beard attached to it.
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SDCC 2017 is over and we... lived? Tune in to this special episode of Legends in Review where your heroes Rachel and Ari yell about Billy Zane, Klonopin, Possibly Legends of Tomorrow, and Read the Supergirl Cast to filth. Allegedly.
I've never wanted a job less than I've wanted Phil Klemmer's job.
In this VERY SPOILER HEAVY review, your heroes Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/theirs) try to handle actually consuming a piece of media that they enjoyed. Laugh and cry along with us as we go over just how DAMN GOOD Wonder Woman is. SO GOOD. SO DAMN GOOD.
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Welcome to our season finale, a non-slanderous episode where the first 30 minutes of this episode are spent talking about how a certain, allegedly loathed by the staff at DC Comics and the other EPs of DCTV, tanked this season of Legends of Tomorrow. Allegedly.
Then the next hour is us mocking Nick Zano. It's called having a Brand, look it up.
If you're tired of people addressing what's "wrong" with the DCTV universe and then ignoring rampant sexism, racism, and lots of other fun and troubling issues, then this is the podcast for you! Your hosts Rachel and Ari will never let anything go. Ever!
Don't listen to this, Marc. Don't do it
Your favorite podcasters, Rachel and Ari, went through a bottle of white wine and answered your listener questions! Results may vary. Covered subjects include: - the set- it makes no sense. sleeping arrangements? - dabbing? -memes, the youth - furries - kpop, the kpop industry, kim namjoon, dctv is anti-asian - i’m sorry margaret atwood - steve orlando and midnighter - alan moore, time traveling witch, sexy old ladies- lesbians? - john darnielle please call us - drunk mario kart? - rachel went to nyu - westerns?? - actual facts about the meiji restoration- like actual facts
so tune in and buckle up because honestly- i don't even remember recording half of this.
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This week, Rachel (she/hers) and Ari (they/them) try to stay on track while discussing the most nonsensical Legends episode since- Well, since last week's episode! Except that it's a finale! And it wasn't half as bad as it could've been, so kudos, Legends! Listen as Ari tries to talk Smart TV Stuff and Rachel once again outs herself as a messy bitch that loves a (legal) age difference ship.
Tired of DCTV podcasts that would probably talk positively about Glee if they got the chance? Then listen to the only podcast that gets it right- Legends in Review, where the plot doesn’t matter and the jokes are always, always deeply unsettling.
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So you'd think a podcast episode with this title would be pretty wacky and wild, but tread carefully, friends. This week's episode actually deals with some very heavy topics, like forcible closeting, lesbophobia, and making queer-coded relationships abusive. And I mean, there are vore jokes, but you should know what you signed up for.
Tired of podcasters trying to deepthroat Stephen Amell? Then listen to Legends in Review, featuring the only two podcasters with enough brains in their heads to know that boy is boner poison. It's a funny joke! God this episode is heavy.
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On this week's episode (recorded Thursday after the episode aired), Rachel and Ari go over what the fuck just happened here, from everyone shitting on Mick Rory to Leonard Snart being turned into something he's not to having to rush the plot along for finale reasons. Also, queer coding and the implications of it, especially in an episode where it's not done well.
If you're tired of heterosexuals and their disgusting opinions, then listen to the only DCTV review that gets it right- Legends in Review, starring two ADHD bisexuals.
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Tired of wrong opinions in your DCTV discourse? Never fear- Rachel and Ari are here. Are we claiming we're the only ones with Right opinions on DCTV? Yes. And that's a guarantee.
This week, the gang goes to the moon using a first generation Playstation. Starring Katherine Johnson as woman not appearing in this episode.
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Legends in Review - An unofficial review of DC's Legends of Tomorrow, airing Tuesdays on the CW.
This week, our brave heroes face Rip's subconscious, a sexy AI, and a dwindling special effects budget. Can we make it to the season finale in one piece? Probably not. There’s fisting jokes. You should listen to this podcast anyway.
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Legends in Review - An unofficial review of DC's Legends of Tomorrow, airing Tuesdays on the CW. This week, your heroes Rachel and Ari talk shop from Amaya's role in the show to Sara's bisexuality to AI's feeling horrible, horrible human love.
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