Untaxed & Uncollected: Recent Episodes
Untaxed And Uncollected
This is a podcast we decided to make on a whim. We talk about stuff, if you want to know more listen to it
Little did you know you'll have to wait through 40 minutes of random other things before you get to hear about the ear flushing.
- SpongeBob: Plankton cheated.
- Plankton: Cheated?! [To Neptune] Hold on there, baldy! [Neptune turns off the light in his trident. To SpongeBob] Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
- SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
- Plankton: [Dumbfounded for a second] No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evil genius! And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! [He and his slaves laugh]
- SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
- Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
- SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are.
- Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune...
- SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid magic... [Turns to Mindy, who looks down sadly] ...or managerial promotion... [Turns to the frozen Mr. Krabs] ...or some other third thing... can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid.
- Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against the wall.
- SpongeBob: [over microphone] But that's okay!
- Plankton: What? What's going on?
- SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!
- Plankton: All right, we get the point....
- SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. [Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight falls on SpongeBob] And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
- Plankton: [coughs from the smoke] What's going on here?
- SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... [he swipes his arm]
- Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
- SpongeBob: I'm... I'm...
- Plankton: What the scallop?!
- SpongeBob: I'm a goofy Goober! Rock!
It might not be completely cold turkey though. Also we talk about how they burn the shark on camera in the opening to soul surfer.
Possibly the most cringey episode of the podcast, Anthony talks about picking up the pieces and starting again. Also some news articles and more camp stuff, and chasing the dragons of previous experiences.
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Join your host Anthonio Bandarez on another exciting adventure. This week he spends like 10 minutes talking about basically nothing and a steam deck, 15 more minutes doing a weird tournament for seating apparatuses, and then finally gets to the normal content. If you enjoy the weird new stuff be sure to let us know, otherwise skip to the 24ish minute mark to get to the juicy stuff.
Join ya boi Anthony on another exciting trip on the magic schoolbus. This week we learn about the inner workings of the Pine Orchard system. Buckle up and set course for adventure!
Join us for another solo Anthony episode. This time he talks about the family get together, Top gun, escape rooms. About halfway through the podcast he realizes no one else was there the whole time, and he was talking to himself, it's all very emotional, I cried at the end when he wrote the description in the third person.
On this edition of the untaxed and uncollected podcast, join Ashley, Graeme and Anthony as they discuss some question about buttons, honestly we didn't understand that one at all. Also we talked about Marvel, the Starwar, and Stranga Tings for like an hour. So I guess if you like that show you'll love this episode, and if you don't then that suuuuuucks.
As I've been told this is some people's favorite part of the podcast I guess I should keep up the tradition of rambling and writing stuff here. In this podcast Anthony talks about that the podcast is happening again, says he won't talk about covid then talks about covid, says he won't talk about politics then talks about politics, and then goes through the old podcast topics document while incohenrently rambling about the random things we used to write in there.
Overall, there's a little something in this podcast for everyone  so we're giving it a 7/10 - IGN probably
We recorded this last week on Thursday, I got real lazy so I'm uploading it today instead. I didn't listen to the whole podcast again so I don't remember what we talked about, but I think it was probably good and funny.
Join Anthony, Graeme, Angelo and Ashley this week as they talk about Retail workers and Bachelor Parties.Â
Angelo Ashley and Ginger return to the podcast for the first time in a long time. We talk about traditional Thanksgiving recipes and Hearthstone, as well as weird dreams the Manns have.
Credit for the Intro/Outro song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STLmvA2k3WY
Our fans asked for us to do our job and we listened! Hoping to make the podcast a regular Monday morning download for everyone again. If there are any issues with the audio levels please reach out as we now have additional control.
Credit for the intro/outro song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STLmvA2k3WY
Creation, Adam and Eve, Cain and Abel, Noah and the Flood, and the start of Abram's journey
Biblically (il)Literate will hopefully be available on all platforms soon.
Anthony, the host with the (Most?) puts together a podcast at 1AM to address growing concerns from the masses. As he steps onto the stage he realizes no one is watching because the podcast isn't broadcast live. What stage is he even on? Why is he still writing, no one will even read this
Anthony and Graeme rant for like a full hour about the political climate of the world, then we had Mark the Shark on.... Unfortunately the recording computer went to sleep almost right after we called Mark so we only got the beginning and end #BlameAnthony
I'll be honest with you guys, Graemes microphone volume was a bit low this time. The audio setup is a fine balancing act and we didn't get it perfect this time. That being said we did rearrange things again and now we get to sit on couches again while recording.
This week we're joined by special guest, Math Ram. Our guest star is famous for his skills at arithmetic. Can we fool him with the ultimate formula? You be the judge.
The title is simultaneously a notice that we're back to doing regular podcasts and a nod to the fact that we live streamed this episode. If you'd like to watch us do the podcast live please subscribe to our Youtube channel!
Simon, Amelia and Megan join us via call in and Graeme can't speak without slurring his words on this episode of the podcast!
In this episode we talk about life after Rona szn (Anthony's boring job), an update on what has happened in Lost and Simon makes an appearance with his voice. Relationship advice is given by the married man and he also makes hunting and bartering legal again. We also agree to disagree with Ang so he's happy and life is good. Papa Bless
How many toilet paper rolls does your household have now? Let us know at presidentschoice69@gmil.com
Honestly the podcast title is only tangentially related to the podcast but se la vi. How's everyone's week been so far? Let us know in the comments below.
So I may have forgotten to bring out the questions last week during the on location podcast. Unfortunately that means you don't get Chad and Amanda's answers, but fortunately that means you DO get Angelo's answers.
It was a dark and... not really story per se, but it was definitely nighttime! And you were there, and you were there, I don't think you were there. And there was a clown, I remember that for sure. Shoutout Math Ram
What are your thoughts on the Ocean's 11, 12, 13 trilogy? Let us know in the comments below
In this episode we discuss papa john (papa bless) and how he dug up colonel sanders and fed him to the dogs.
Special guest this week is Zachary Galfanrachis. Also we talk about awkward first dates or something.
Daisy is a trash dog, but not in the sense that we dislike her or that she has negative qualities. Daisy will do anything to get into the trash.
Just trust me, it gets better after Anthony finishes rambling about quantum entanglement.
This is a highlight reel of the best moments we’ve had so far on our podcast. You may be asking yourself, why did they upload this at 6:15pm on New Year’s Eve? Well that’s because Anthony was working on it right up until 6 that same day so we could get it out on time. And so think of this as a late Christmas present from all of us here at Untaxed and Uncollected
In this episode we review Jumanji the next generation, where the motto is live long and prosper. Unfortunately for us, someone on the podcast may not be so lucky. Tune in next week to find out.
Merry Krishna to all, and to all a Merry Krishna. This is the final day of our 12 day special!!! Hopefully, you have all enjoyed it! We are still learning how to podcast and your recommendations are always considered and appreciated. Many recommendations have already been given and we are trying to implement them, but if there are any more recommendations then you know what to do! AS YOU COME UP WITH A GOOD NEW YEARS RESOLUTION KEEP THIS IN MIND: AIM LOW, REACH YOUR GOALS, AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT.
In this episode Megan, Graeme and Anthony talk about lost dogs and spending it all on the lottery. A review of the new Star Wars movie is in here somewhere and Anthony leaves you with a key piece of knowledge at the end. Overall, a solid broken marriage out of ten!
Honestly, got a bit tired doing this one. So... Anthony calls in from Florida to drop some knowledge, we talk about impeachment and about scary things. Ta-da
Our cast starts asking some big questions in this week's episode! We work on a definition of philosophy and work to understand why we believe what we do! Just remember: Know how to know more!
We have Josh and Elisabeth Despacito (yes the celebrity) back for day 7. In this episode we tackle the challenge of naming capitals and determining the best Disney - Pixar movie. However, we make our first public apology on the podcast! Shout-out to Derrick Rose Grigg and srry fr th mmrs, even though they weren't so great.
I’ll be honest with you this time. I haven’t listened to this one yet, so I can’t vouch for how good it is. But I trusted the podcast to Megan and Graeme in my absence so I’m expecting great things from it. Oh also they called us in at the end so that part was pretty good at least
Remember that hit song Despacito? That was loosely based on today's special guest. Don't believe me? Prove me wrong
When we last left our valiant team of heroes they were sitting around a table deliberating on whatever the week may bring. Now they find themselves in a new and unknown world. A world filled with dungeons and large reptilian creatures. Will they make it out alive for the fifth day? Stay tunes to find out.
Have you ever heard the tale of Ashley and Graeme's relationship? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Graeme was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying... Ashley was there too, I think.
Have you ever found yourself wanting to listen to that guy that thinks he hosts the podcast every week talk for almost a full hour about literally whatever he feels like? No? Well Merry Christmas anyways I guess, I'm sure it's still better than socks.
This week we join Anthony, Angelo, Ashley, Megan and Graeme to talk about exciting current events, and past failures.
This week starring special guests Evan Grant and Maggie Rout. Someone sponsor us please we're so far in the hole already.
This week the bois get down with some Toronto Lingo and some real fake news. Sponsored by DGrigg and Lucid Media Group (first ones free bois)
Chad and Amanda of internet stardom grace us with their presence, we assault them with hard hitting questions that the viewers want to know.
Today we learn all about Anthony's fiscal irresponsibility, and a little about ourselves.
This week we're joined by Anthony, Angelo, Ashley Mann and Matt Ram. We talk about outsider views of Canada, Instagram Couples, and how we generally can't get along with each other.
This week we talk about the US Political System and corporate culture. Also Graeme is in Scotland
The Mandela Effect would lead you to believe this podcast was originally going to be called Unhinged and Uncircumcised, the truth may shock you. Conspiracy theories, social media trends, music trends, and weird articles
We recorded this from my cell phone in front of a fire, the audio quality is mediocre, but it’s canon so deal with it
In this episode we learn a bit about the US political system and a bit about ourselves. Ultimately Graeme learns that the real treasure is the friends he made along the way.