Des Clarke, Steven and Amy Best Bits: Recent Episodes
Des Clarke, Steven and Amy Best Bits
Dunfermline Athletic right-back, Ryan Williamson, was the subject of a chant this morning on the show.
Now it wasn't that foggy up here, but in London it was a pea souper! It turned Des slightly crazy...
So after 4 and a half years, Steven has finally ran out of Tin Foil. It's a sad day for everyone...
So Tom Jones used to be a Hoover salesman. That plus more chat from The Voice right here!
The best competition on radio is back! Beat the Beep is back and Ian from Airdrie was our first contestant, find out how he got on here!
We were joined by Xfactor finalist Emily Middlemas this morning! Listen to the full chat here!
So Jennie needs a Godfather for her baby girl- but should it be Des or Steven? Head to @capitalscotland to vote in our poll, and listen to this to help you decide!
This is the predictive text game that is sweeping the nation! Type "For Christmas i want..." into your phone, then press the middle suggested word on predictive text until it forms a sentence...it's amazing! Try it now and see the best ones @capitalscotland on twitter!
So Ed Sheeran posted on social media for the 1st time in a year, and all it was was just a blue colour. Is he on his way back?! #EdSheeran
The boys from Still Game popped in for a chat this morning! Will there be a series 2, and how far along is the live show? Find out here!
It's Thanksgiving and President Obama gave his final Turkey pardon at The White House- he didn't disappoint.
Planet Earth 2 has been accused of sound effects, see asked Sir David about these allegations this morning...
It was another #MindThatTime day- and this time it was things that have happened in the middle of the night!
Des has a problem at the moment- he is eating everything and anything he can get his hands on.
With Andy Murray the King of World Tennis, an interview he did when he was a wee boy has emerged- it's amazing!
Des is about to start his Panto run, but he needs help with some Sweetie/Celeb puns! We got your suggestions this morning.
So this has been going on for weeks, is Jennie's baby a wee boy or a wee girl? Find out right here!
The main man, Grado, popped in for a chat this morning, and he was his usual hilarious self! #ITSYERSEL
Did you catch this on I'm A Celeb last night? We can't even begin to work out what she's on about!
Big Scott Gibson is the latest person to have their guess on Jennie's baby- He says a boy, and he has some amazing name suggestions too!
What's the worst thing you've ever bought when you were skint? Does it beat Jennie's cape ?
So the big news from today is that Pringles are apparently classed as biscuits and not crisps! We are not having this at all!
Planet Earth 2 is pretty much the best thing on TV just now, and we love David Attenborough! #PlanetEarth2
So the new John Lewis Christmas Ad is out, but did it make Jennie cry? #JohnLewis #BusterTheDog
The President to be, Donald Trump, pulled off a stunning election victory overnight. And, as ever, he popped in for a chat!
World number 1, Andy Murray, will be in among the tartan army against England this weekend, but will he do another rousing speech beforehand like at the Olympics? #EngSco #Murray
Donald Trump has been a regular on the show over the past year, and he gave us some of his time this morning before voting started in the U.S! #Election2016
The amazing Charlotte was live in the show this morning, hear the full chat right here!
Top comedian and Last Leg host, Josh Widdicombe, is the latest to have a guess at the sex and name of Jennie's baby!
What would you say if you drove past Justin Bieber sitting on a wall? This guy didn't say much!
So Scotland are taking on England next week in pink, but Des thinks this could be a positive!
This has been a recurring theme for many years. Des' boiler broke down again, and it tipped him over the edge.
Steven produces a sheet with everything you need to know to get through your day- here are a few of the best bits!
So Justin Bieber has just finished his run of gigs at the SSE Hydro- and Katie met him on a night out in Glasgow on Saturday...here's what happened!
Another massive week on the Capital Breakfast Show-- and all the best bits are right here!
Did anyone catch the really dodgy Scottish accent in Poldark the other night? Wow! It's very bad.
We were talking Tattoo fails this morning-- and Molly from Kirkcaldy called up with this belter!
Honey G has taken the Xfactor by storm and her song (sort of) featured in the #CapitalThrowback today!
Andy Murray is at the U.S Open in New York currently, and he is spending his spare time trying to convince Americans to eat haggis- listen to this reaction!
Our mate and now the Edinburgh Fringe award winner, Scott Gibson, joined us live in the studio this morning! #EdFringe
All the biggest and best guests speak to the show, and this morning we had the main man, Jim White, live on the line! #TransferDeadlineDay #JimWhite
They're making a new film about tennis legend Fred Perry, and Liam Gallacher has been touted to play him! MAAADDDDD FEEERRRR IT!
Jennie wants a day off tomorrow- but she needs to answer 7 questions on Ronaldo to make sure she can get it!
It's the song that's taking clubs by storm- the #ByeByeSong! Steven's dad hears it for the first time here!
Jennie needs Friday off, but it wouldn't be as much fun if we just gave her it would it?
Steven had a terrible trip to shop this morning, and Des' future Father in-law had a worse one!
We had the number 158 written on our board in the studio, but we couldn't work out why! Luckily, Sam from Clarkston had the answer..
This is Jennie's new game about lying...was Steven telling porkies this morning, or was he telling the truth?
Olly Murs is no longer Xfactor host- and that's because he had big shoes to fill apparently!
Andy Murray may be Wimbledon Champion, but he can still get in trouble around the house.
The guys at The Sheep Heid in got a bit of a shock the other day when The Queen rocked up for a pint!
Oddest place you've seen a former teacher? Steven was going through Lad Bible the other day- and his old teacher was in a photo!
So we called the number on the Ghostbusters posters, and were thoroughly disappointed. So we made a new voicemail.
We finally have it-- the tune David Cameron was humming! Plus, meet our new PM Theresa May...sort of.
It's not going well for Des trying to get into his house at the moment. He a has foblem.
David Cameron was caught humming a tune on mic yesterday- and we've worked out what it was!
Happy birthday to our Steven! To celebrate, we got his dad on to explain how he came to be here...
Des came in with a stat about Sweden today- and it was more interesting than we first thought!
So the Commonwealth Games is long gone, but they cant work out what to do with the big G!
It was all about the handshake game this morning- who's the most famous person you've shook hands with!
You may have seen the video doing the rounds, but is this the best Xfactor audition ever?
What's it called? Rock, paper, scissors? Paper, Scissors, stones? Or what about this Dundee version...?
Jennie has moved house, but left a parting present at her old place- a picture of Steven in one of the drawers.
Steven accidentally got caught in a Gala parade at the weekend- and Des had a similar story!
So #Iceland pulled off a massive shock last night and dumped England out of #Euro2016! That means the best commentator ever is back!
We had an artist in the throwback who Des met and described as the sexiest woman ever. Who is it though?
So The Donald is flying into Scotland, and we grabbed an exclusive chat with him before he arrives!
So we now know that Gary Lineker is the most grammatically correct tweeter out there. But who's number two?
Elizabeth was the latest person to bag some massive cash with Beat The Beep- find out how she did it here!
Joe Wicks the bodycoach guy is popping up everywhere- and he is irritating the life out of us. BOSH
M and S are to stop playing music in their stores- depriving the cover singers of a vital income source
Everyone's favourite competition is back- Beat The Beep with Arnold Clark! Audrey was on this morning- listen to how she got on here!
Ewan McGregor is in the new Beauty and The Beast Film- and his French accent is pretty bad!
We do lots of impressions of famous people on the show, but we think Des' of Gordon Brown might be the creepiest yet...
Jennie was carrying a grand about yesterday, Steven regularly carried 15k in his old job, but how much did Michael used to have to carry about? Oft!
Andy is over in France at the 2nd Grand Slam of the season, and after a struggle in the 1st round, we decided it was due to his poor French- so we helped him out!
Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot, Fantastic 4) is the latest name to be linked with the Bond role- what do you think?
For some reason we started talking about hoovering odd things today. It turns out there's some strange people out there!
It was 3-1 to Des before today in the Game Of...Games. Did Steven manage to claw back a point?
Adele is about to sign the biggest record deal ever for a UK artist- for a cool £90 million!
There was a headless toy budgie at Jennie's wedding, and we think we have found out who bit off it's head...
So Liverpool lost the Europa League Final last night, and their manager went through all the emotions. All two of them.
Des was leading 2-1 heading into the Game of Unknowns decider...did he manage to beat Steven again and take a 3-1 lead in the series?
So Des is off to Buckingham Palace today, and will be meeting Prince Charles...what could possibly go wrong?
The Carry-On films are coming back, and the campaign to get Des starring in one starts now!
Both Des and Steven tried their best to ruin Jennie's wedding...what was worse though? Des turning up late, or Steven eating the wedding cake?
So Biebs has been wandering about with no shoes on- and we have the perfect solution for him! (besides buying shoes)
So today was all the maths exam, and it brought back some mixed memories for Des and Steven!
Wayback Wednesday was back today, and Des had another weird and wonderful story for us!
So another win for Trump last night means he is almost certain to be the Rep. nomination for President. He popped in for a chat this morning!
So it's just 1 week until Jennie ties the knot, and we have reached the final item on her bucket list...what will it be?!
After Gary Lineker's bet about Leicester winning the league, Steven decided to do something similar...oh dear!
Anyone else had to avoid tons of spoilers for Game of Thrones? Des had some insider knowledge from the set of the show...
Des was leading 1-0 heading into this week's Game of...did Steven manage to level the scores?
Donald Trump took some time out to comment on the amazing Summertime Ball line up earlier!
It's one of the biggest shocks in football history, and Leicester City are about to win the Premier League down south. And, there's going to be a film made about it all!
So #GameofThrones is back, and so are Jennie's games! First up it was #GameofMoans. Who won? Des or Steven went head-to-head!
Happy birthday to The Queen, she's 90 today. But what really goes on behind the scenes? Des gives his insight
So a top flight Scottish football club have deleted their website, and have the REAL story!
So we are ticking off Jennie's bucket list before her wedding, and Jocky The Farmer had a proposition for her...
We now know how to defeat tennis world number 1 Novak Djokovic...turns out he just needs a piece!
Des was announcing at the football last night, and gave us an insight into Gordon Strachan's tactics...
Des claims he wasn't drinking at the weekend, but he says he saw a horse on the TV having a can on Lager...
It was another Wayback Wednesday, and this time Des told us a story about his birthday...
The feud between Louis Walsh and Cheryl is continuing, and it got nasty on the show this morning!
After an online poll found "Boaty McBoatface" to be the new name of a ship, there was a bit of uproar..
We played Agnes this morning, not to be confused with our producer's old next door neighbour.
David was a very lucky boy this morning. We got his hands on Little Mix tickets, weeks after promising his other half a pair!
So Drivetime's Garry Spence says the Jaffa Cake Challenge is easy, we shall soon see... #100JaffaCakeChallenge
The Terminator is in Edinburgh, but what would you ask him if you got the chance? #Arnie
Steven has started Sons of Anarchy, but can't get into it because they're "not cool". Should he ditch or stick with it? #SOA #SonsOfAnarchy
He's the main man, and now he's released his own Christmas song! Murray Christmas everyone!
So British guy, Tim Peake is up in space, but how was he feeling beforehand? And what will he do once he gets there? All questions answered here... #TimPeake #Spaceman
So One Direction gave an emotional performance on Xfactor last night, but loads of celebs lined up to pay tribute to them!
Steven won a year's supply of trainers. He got 11 pairs, and "a pair eh bits"...Fifers only for this one.
So the Terminator has suggested we give us meat for 2 days a week to help the environment...NAH!
Justin Bieber has announced his tour will be coming to the SSE Hydro next October, and some of you can barely contain your excitement! #Bieber #PurposeWorldTour
After a comment about the Forth Road Bridge from Steven's gf, we opened #AbsoluteDafties once more!
Calvin Harris played our Jingle Bell Ball at the weekend, but what film did he last cry at, and who would he like to be stuck in a lift with? The answer may surprise you....
The first impressions you do are always your teachers at school! Des, Jennie and Steven share their best ones! #school #teachers
We've found an amazing video of an American guy freakin gout over a Chicken being able to float...It's brilliant
Anyone catch the quite horrible flirting going on between Ant, Dec and Lady C last night...boak! #ImACeleb #AntAndDec #LadyC
She might not be number 1 anymore, but Adele could easily have a second career as an actress! #Adele #Hello #Undercover
Des set his Best Man, Steven, the challenge of nailing down a venue for his wedding...it didn't go well! #Cowdenbeath #TimeCapsule
Brechin goalie, Graeme Smith, turned up at the wrong stadium on Saturday...he's not the only one to get things a bit wrong! #Brechin #WrongPlace #WrongTime
Our Andy decided he needed a wee trim during his match with Rafa Nadal yesterday! #Murray #ATPTennis
Game of Thrones and Hunger Games star, Natalie Dormer, was on with us this morning! #HungerGames #GoT
Des made an odd admission on the show today...he's never sat next to his any of his mates on the couch.
Do you ever just eat 7 tubes of Pringles and feel really guilty afterwards? Yes, we do too.
Best Man Steven met Des' soon to be other half, and all her family last night...a recipe for disaster!
After Steven's GF asked "What animal is the The Pink Panther?", we had another round of #AbsoluteDafties!
Des got 2 big spanners put in the works this morning in his quest to find a Best Man...Wrestler Grado and Shane Richie!
So Des was supposed to decide if Steven was to be his best man today, then he got an unexpected phonecall....
Comedian, Jimmy Morales, is the Guatemalan President, so Des is going to be the First Minister...
A guy got drunk, and woke up to find he's booked a flight to Brazil! We managed to track him down...
Living with an Ex is a total nightmare, but not as bad as Jamie from East Kilbride's story!
The Not N'ice Bucket Challenge is just a day away! Who'll win and avoid the manky buckets?!
After Des got engaged yesterday, we played good proposal/bad proposal today! #engaged #proposal #wedding
Zayn has moved on from Perrie, and got himself a new girl, it looks like! She has a funny name though... #Zayn #zerrie #1d #littlemix
After Jennie pranged a rented car on holiday, we got your holiday tales of woe #Holiday
IAW This morning it was between Jan and Colette for the car, holiday, gig and night out...but who was it about? #ItsAboutWho
Custard Creams. Our version of Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams" #TaylorSwift #WildestDreams
We've found our Intern, Callum, a new love! He was passed a random number at the weekend, and now he's going on a date.
Why is Andy Murray not playing at The Hydro? Des and Steven both thought they were right...
Steven was at a wedding at the weekend, but his celeb spot wasn't as good as we first thought...
President #Obama is the latest big name to go trekking through the wilderness with #Bear #Grylls!
We had Mr Deadline Day, Jim White, on the phone this morning with some exclusive news! #deadlineday #JimWhite #Sensational