The Doomscroller: Recent Episodes
Anna Dobbie
How many songs do you know about horses? How do you find a lost cat? What do you do if you meet a Covid-denier on public transport? Let's discuss.
Let's talk about Never Been Kissed, cats spraying because they are arseholes, self isolation, lion king cakes, dressing up as your child and the forthcoming horror movie Strung Up.
What do you do with an ugly baby? How would you die in a Final Destination Movie? Why are cats such arseholes. Andy and Anna discuss the important things in life.
Andy and Anna discuss how wonderful Seann William Scott is, why TK Maxx is the best shop ever and rude words with really nice names.
Why everyone is suddenly obsessed with Line of Duty, the correct pronunciation of Cafe Nero and whether your butt can fall off. All the hot topics of the week, with Andy and Anna.
Colin vs Cutherbert - you decide on caterpillargate! Also, crap crepes, croissants in trees, Uncle Rogers reviewing British chefs. Oh, and of course, Hamster Jam.
Is riding a horse unethical? Is a cute character always just a shameless marketing ploy? Is a chocolate bunny the same as an easter egg?
These are all questions.
Seeing demons in the wallpaper? Making movies about dead celebrities? In love with the idea of Dean Gaffney? We've got you covered.
Mutant sharks, antimask tattoos and hamster jam - Andy and Anna witter about what's grinding their gears and tickling their pickles this week
A lawyer is NOT a cat, a council meeting goes viral. We're locked in our houses - what else is there to do but doom-scroll?
In this week's episode, we discuss Goldy's virtual return to wrestling, Andy's belief that if a snake had two heads they would attack each other, and Spinach sending emails.
Is an official bigfoot season a good idea? If you steal a car and find a small child in the back, does returning the child but not the car make you a 'good thief'? Anna and Andy answer the big questions.
Andy pioneers a new app where people pay you to not have to see your naked photos. Anna is chasing that CLOUT. The Doomscrollers are back for 2021 - check it out.
It's CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAS! Which Santa is sexiest? What is the shittest part to play in a nativity? Are Gargoyles festive decorations? These are certainly all questions.
It's almost but not quite Christmas, Andy learns his new favourite song, Anna rants about her pissy cat and we chat about whether babies should have tattoos.
Which Eastenders star is doing the rounds on a popular dating app? Why is Jordan in the papers this week? What is the deal with all these monoliths anyway? We don't have the answers necessarily but we do have lots more questions.
After a short break, Andy and Anna are back - with more dildos than ever! Anna is now a certified Monster Hunter and Andy is almost a cat parent hopefully. Egg fights in Tescos, doggy dates and more - tune in!
Andy and Anna discuss when decking the halls is acceptable, the psychology of a 'hun', the pronunciation of furore and Borat's latest adventure.
The grim demise of sausage tycoons, the day that MaccyDs and Burger King called a truce, sex toys with smiles and emotional support Canadians. All this and more on this week's show, with Andy and Anna.
Andy and Anna chat about some of their worst dating site experiences, as well as the world's longest penis and the worst idea for an 'ethical' handbag.
Happy episode fourteen folks. Andy and Anna worship their new animal overlords, discuss whether farting in an taxi is a jailable offence and how someone could accidentally swallow a toothbrush.
Andy and Anna discuss their favourite and least favourite things to watch, pop to dildo corner and discuss who the cryptid overlords of the week are.
Welcome to episode 12 where Andy and Anna discuss festive chocolate treats with inappropriate shapes and why men are just the worst (sometimes).
Condom recycling, Carole Baskin's terrible dancing, ShrekFest online and high cocolorum. All that and more on this week's Doomscroller podcast with Andy and Anna
The woman who married a tree celebrates her one year anniversary, Chris Evans shows everyone his lil Captain and the kickstarter with radical ideas for safe social distanced sex. All this and more from Andy and Anna in our tenth episode.
After a brief summer hiatus, the boys (?) are back to talk trash. This week, Andy and Anna chat about which dead dictators you can buy on Wish.com, what taxidermied animals are good for drinking beer out of and which pokemon is sexiest.
Let's talk RPattz in the Bat Suit, pastors doing holy farts on your face to cleanse you of spirits, Karens, cat scent and some general waffling about dicks (as usual).
Cardi B vs Carole Baskin - the two big CBs. Hypnotised sheep. Fusion sex fish. Shia La Beouf's penis. All this and more in the latest episode of the Doomscroller.
Ghosts, shit dates, giant plastic penis thiefs and business cats. All this and more, discussed in depth by Roo Pilkington and me this week.
Zombie flies controlled by brain fungus, plague monsters and whether the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is actually as bad as people say... All this and more, discussed in depth by Roo Pilkington and Anna Dobbie this week.
Which cartoon character would you like to have as a dildo? Which animals are most scary brandishing a chainsaw? What does Person Woman Man Camera TV really mean? All this and more, discussed in depth by Andy and Anna this week.
In today's episode. Andy and Anna discuss giant sea bugs, Carole Baskin's birthday greetings and whether Britney needs saving.
Andy and Anna are back to discuss the expiration date on cartoon chickens, David Bowie's animated ballsack and celebrity ghost husbands.
In which we discuss cartoon crushes, pubs opening, the return of the Black Death and pooping on the floor.