Second String Sports Dorks on Radio Misfits: Recent Episodes
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A weekly irreverent look at the world of sports from an actor, a comedian, and a gambling dog. Tailgating encouraged!
The long national nightmare is over. I got off the couch and made a podcast. Everything is fixed now. You're welcome.
Frozen Testicles. Untainted Championships, 6 point teases. The cold weather has Scott & Andy separated yet walking in lockstep. [EP325]
Scott & Andy would like to take this episode description to give a hearty and salacious hello to Fairuza Balk in case she is listening. [S3E24]
Join Scott & Andy on a parade as they take their talents to South Beach. Lay off the high ones and bring your own herring or Sheriff Gonna Getcha.
Scott & Andy may be terrible at Myst but they're great at Password. This flower power hug fest is not here to objectify women, but to get to the church on time. Don't press send. Currahee! [EP322]
Scott & Andy are joined by a mystery elf in this oversized stocking stuffer of sports grudges and more. Warning: You WILL get chlamydia. [EP321]
Scott & Andy are just happy to be here bad touching Houston. You know the drill by now. Count the random Tony Bennet references! [EP320]
Get in the van for an episode that has it all. A trip to Niagara Falls, Indiana with Norwegian au pairs, testicle talk, and a surreal reveal that blew Scott & Andy's minds.
Scott hits Andy in the nose with a football as they celebrate their ongoing hot streak. They have their cycles in sync and the drunk college kids are in the bleachers.
Scott & Andy are reunited and it feels so good. Nobody is trading this slobberknocker of an episode for magic beans. Smoke up, Johnny and come smell my dogs. [EP317]
Scott & Andy pass each other like two ships in the night. Two ships each griping about sports. [EP316]
This time it's Andy's fault. The episode may be short, but I hope you're not sleeping on Scott and Andy's profitable NFL picks. Make your money now before it all goes down in flames. [EP315].fusion-body .fusion-builder-column-0{width:100% !important;margin-top : 0px;margin-bottom : 0px;}.fusion-builder-column-0 > .fusion-column-wrapper {padding-top : 0px !important;padding-right : 0px !important;margin-right : 0px;padding-bottom : 0px !important;padding-left : 0px !important;margin-left : 0px;}@media only screen and (max-width:1024px) {.fusion-body .fusion-builder-column-0{width:100% !important;}.fusion-builder-column-0 > .fusion-column-wrapper {margin-right : 0px;margin-left : 0px;}}@media only screen and (max-width:640px) {.fusion-body .fusion-builder-column-0{width:100% !important;}.fusion-builder-column-0 > .fusion-column-wrapper {margin-right : 0px;margin-left : 0px;}}.fusion-fullwidth.fusion-builder-row-1 { overflow:visible; }.fusion-body .fusion-flex-container.fusion-builder-row-1{ padding-top : 0px;margin-top : 0px;padding-right : 0px;padding-bottom : 0px;margin-bottom : 0px;padding-left : 0px;}
The magic of editing brings Scott & Andy together for a brief episode before Scott is potentially slaughtered in a haunted Maine hotel. Keep your fingers crossed.
Scott and Andy waste their good drinking years talking about Grampa, bemoaning abysmal NFL rushing that has Walter Payton spinning in his grave, mourn Two Socks, and so much more. [S3E13]
S3E12: Scott & Andy offer the option 'Punch to the head or gut?'. We're all going to jail, but at least we're providing winning NFL picks.
S3E11: Scott is being held captive by bears in the deep woods of Maine but still gets his NFL picks in to Andy. Sometimes good things come in very small packages.
S3E10: Scott and Andy hold a funeral for the Bengals, give some surprising NFL Picks, Google Sammy Sosa's pink hat, come out of an upbeat song for a little dog named Snuggles, and more. Go get 'em, Bing Bong!
S3E9: Slobberknockers. Curtain Pullers. Somebody goes OFF on Bandwagon Cubs fans. (Hint: It wasn't Scott.) Watch Andy get pissed off THEN get pissed on.
S3E8: Scott teaches Andy the shape of Maryland, and unlike Jewish cowboys there may be some questionable math skills on display.
S3E7: Scott & Andy are more excited about their 0-1 football teams than you'd expect, so touch your knee to your torso and grab a phone number for a boat repairman. Truth is inconsequential.
S3E6: Scott gives Andy reason to be optimistic after the Bears loss, they open the Casino, decimate both a bad movie AND Koalas & much more.
What if I told you that Scott and Andy do forensics on their recent draft where crimes were committed? Then they drink wine and watch General Hospital with some cougars and Professor Barbenfouillis.
S3E4: Scott & Andy skip training camp and normal transitions to give a tip of the 40, hang with a sexual harassment bulldog, and make sure it gets properly brought. Or is it brung?
S3E3: Scott & Andy visit Redlegs Patchouli, reminisce about Benny from "L.A. Law", and much more. If there was ever an episode for Brooks' kid, this is the one.
S3E2: Scott & Andy crash a quinceanera, do the Bus Stop, go to a clown party with a gorgeous hobo drifter woman and so much more. Gimme back my leg!
S3E1: Scott & Andy celebrate the new podcast season, visit the moon, and respect the format. Listen now, or wait until Bill Simmons steals our ideas!
EP247: Scott & Andy dick around on boogie boards, recap an ugly trip to Vegas, make butter sculptures andamore. Are you getting it? Farmageddon it?
S2E45: Scott & Andy demand a letter of apology from #ScottSecco, who has been hashtagged because they are serious. Move that dirt and APOLOGIZE!
S2E44: Hell froze over, and Andy finally watched Frozen. This is NOT for children. Synchronization instructions included. (Frozen / Copyright Walt Disney Co)
S2E43: Scott & Andy get Frozen in the summer? Cubs baseball in November? Hotwings or Football? These puzzlers, and much more
S2E42: Scott & Andy, Mac Daddies, an underused Louie Anderson, Bronze Stalkers, a cruel and evil surprise, and so much more.
Scott & Andy teach the primary colors, flee from the stalkers, deal with a bad floating accent, and more. Cocktail sauce at breakfast?
S2EP40: Scott & Andy spend the entire episode in iambic pentameter. Or not. Plus, Peanut!
EP239: Scott & Andy agree that St. Louis is boring, make multiple references to The Outsiders, play poker with a German, and so much more.
Scott thinks everything is BS, Andy is sad and angry, and Swish is just...wow. The "T" stands for "The". Or "Thornton Wilder".
EP236 Look Inward with Scott & Andy for dragon tactics, rigged refs, two yoots, boiling nitro, and more.
Take two steps back during a rain out and learn why Scott has never been more appropriately disappointed in Andy.
The greatest NHL Playoff game in history(?), cowboy hats, fawning over Robert Redford and Brad Pitt, and more.
Shake up the race with Scott & Andy as they invalidate trophies, learn about spreadsheets, wish for a mascot name named Milty, and so much more.
Rickie vs. Tiger. A lap sitting mascot. Notarized handshakes. Oki-Dogs. The Drew Wesley origin story. This episode has it all.
Scott and Andy kvetch about losing baseball, concede brackets, and more. Mistakes are made. Plenty of mistakes.
Scott & Andy get in a pickle at Kid Rock Stadium as they disappear into the 60's while debating truth vs. embellishment. (You know these descriptions only make sense AFTER you've heard the episode, right?)
Scott & Andy talk chalk, Ichiro, the Captain Marvel/Shazam confusion, whether or not Tom Cruise shoplifted the pooty, and so much more.
Scott & Andy burn the footage, promote Rice Krispies, do basic math poorly, and more. Spoiler: Han Solo is dead.
Join Scott and Andy as they solve the Jordan/LeBron GOAT confusion, kick it with some groovy baptists, shave points with Henry Hill, and more.
Scott and Andy wager over the upstart Reds, take a trip down Tobacco Road, lambaste the WORST MOVIE EVER, and so much more.
Scott and Andy throw their hats on the ice, find a sports-book in Westeros, ride a motorscooter of shame, and so much more.
Scott & Andy talk about a poker trip for Andy, take a virtual trip for spam & poi, take a good look at 'The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh", and so much more.
Scott & Andy defend the honor of the NAME REDACTED, shoot a man in Reno, and so much more.
"Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl. Come at me CBS/NFL. I'm feeling litigious." - Prop bets, the NHL All-Star and Mascot Game, and so much more.
Scott & Andy go over the NFL dumpster fire, flirt with college girls in San Jose, explain why you never give liquid cocaine to a monkey, and so much more.
This one has it all: Furries, Golfing with Stannis Baratheon, befouling Pittsburgh, Andy forgetting everything but his own name, Scott finding a way to pick ALL the teams left in the NFL and so much more.
Playoff dumpster fires, the Queen City, the creepy comedy of 'Ladybugs', and so much more.
Amidst the award-winning talk about sports, movies, gambling and more, this episode unveils a surprise previously hidden for 24 years.
Scott and Andy start a little dark with talk of Christmas demons, dig deep into the bowls, hangout with a tiger, go twelve rounds over a movie, and so much more.
It's the Xmas Spectacular. Scott and Andy have a merry old time talking sports and gambling and movies and so much more, PLUS holiday surprises!
Scott and Andy are hankering for a hunk of duking Utes as they talk sports and gambling, go DEEP into "Two For the Money", and more.
EP214: Coach Scott and Grandpa Hipster sit around the Christmas tree with knives in an unrequited rivalry with the Fighting Narwhals.
EP212: Scott and Andy are hashtag blessed to be talking gambling, football, movies, and more.
Get a gamble in as Scott and Andy smell the gator meat and battle for a rag. Geaux get your cornbread recipe!
Scott and Andy continue their downward spiral with NFL Picks, Andy tells a poker war story, and more.
Scott and Andy take a homoerotic journey down the big muddy. You'll come for the chlamydia and cosplay, but you'll stay for Boof.
Join Scott and Andy as they help pay for your vacation with their gambling picks. Pro tip: Go the opposite way if you want to win.
Scott and Andy climb the highest building on campus to see the coast, fight in a holy war, pray for Ryan Braun's tears, and so much more.
Scott and Andy are joined by their friend Justin to talk sports, gambling, and more. It sounds like a whammy so bring on the napalm.
Scott and Andy avoid steaming manholes as they talk sports and gambling before firing on the hypocrisy of Reggie White. Bring YOUR Henry Kissinger impression.
Do people still read podcast episode titles? I guess Scott and Andy are about to find out.
Andy and Scott suffer through an Air Bud movie together, brave a real hurricane in a fictional situation, and more.
The suspension is over! Scott and Andy are back talking about sports, gambling, movies and absolute nonsense.
"American Football's BIG Game" - Scott and Andy have plenty of opinions on 'The Game You Can't Name'.
"AFC/NFC Finals" - Andy and Scott have gone all season without being in lockstep... until now.
NFL Playoffs - Andy is alone on the snowy mountain, but NFL picks by him and Scott McGee will keep him warm.
"The Drone is DOWN!" - Scott and Andy discuss the new LCAP mountain hideaway, a movie, college football, and.... hockey?
NFL Week 17 - The College Bowl race is neck and neck between Scott and Andy. Plus NFL picks and more!
NFL Week 15 - Andy may be stranded on the mountain, but he can still give his and Scott's picks for the week. Including BOWL GAMES!
NFL Week 13 - Scott and Andy and two talking dogs gamble. Some do well, some do not. Those that do can't type.
"Space Is Dark" - Scott and Andy enjoy some $10 corndogs and talk about a movie so bad, it earns a review with a negative number.
"Silver Pants" - Come join Scott and Andy in their air-conditioned doghouse. Bring a pool cue.
"NFL WEEK 11" - If you're doing what the podcast title suggests, then Scott and Andy are making you RICH.
"Get to work, Ken Burns!" - Join Scott and Andy as they punch an eagle in the face, carry heavy brothers, and so much more.
NFL WEEK 10 - Scott and Andy spend an uncomfortable amount of time admiring their shoes.
"A Very Special Episode" - Scott and Andy talk about the Cubs winning the World Series. Bonus: Andy does very little crying in THIS episode.
NFL Week 8 - Scott and Andy are on an upswing, but they're still way behind the dogs. Grab a pen and take notes, then go make some $$$.
"Chartreuse & Pumpkin" - Scott and Andy talk about the World Series, The not-so-Mighty Ducks, and more!
"Consistent Mediocrity" - Scott and Andy continue their slide down the mountain of gambling respectability.
"Play for...Pride?" - Join Scott (Johnny Unitas) and Andy (Bob Crane) as they talk about a field goal kicking mule, and MORE.
"Temporary Hot Streak" - Scott and Andy heat up, so watch them turn ice cold this week.
"The Puzzler" - Scott and Andy go 9-Wide visiting Moon University, praise the brilliance of "The Hustler", and MORE.
"Smart Animals" - Scott and Andy fight to get their heads back above water, meanwhile two talking dogs are at 78%.
"Bloodbath Aftermath" - Scott has been abducted by aliens, but Andy mops up all the carnage from last week.
"All It Takes Is One Drunk Idiot" - Scott and Andy welcome their friend Justin to help them grease the train tracks, and MORE!
"Ginger A**holes" - Get on the Bus! Right away Scott pokes the bear. Andy's Angry. He's Angry on Sunday Mornings.
The degenerates have fistfuls of lucky tickets for NFL and College action. And two talking dogs that are at 75%.
"Livestock and Weaponry" - Join Scott and Andy as they lick donuts and enjoy a football three way with Novo Bojovic, Pam Dawber, and more.
Fade These Idiots - Scott, Andy, & two talking dogs. All gambling. What more could you want?
"The Lurie Orchid" - Join Scott and Andy as they make friends with Berlusconi Mussolini, Troy, Mr. Inside, Mr. Outside, and MORE!
Fade These Idiots: NFL Week 1 is here and Scott and Andy are ready to gamble. Hopefully better than they did last year.
"Stenerudy" - Scott and Andy visit Touchdown Jesus, return to the Brawl of the Wild with Mr. Robert Cat, and more!
"Trickeration" - Scott and Andy wander around the Mountain West stealing bases while nobody pays attention.
"Fade These Idiots - Preseason" - Scott and Andy debut their new weekly gambling episode as a unique show apart from their weekly hijinks.
"BUTT-Bowl 78" - Scott and Andy row boats in opposite streams regarding the Olympics, Andy births a penguin baby, and MORE.
"Tasty Burgers" - Join Scott and Andy on the Chisholm Trail as they talk Olympic Medal Counts, Steers n' Queers, 5th grade social studies and more.
"Is It Snozzberry?" - Scott and Andy tell the tale of Lobo Lucy, take polar opposite positions on this week's movie, and so much more.
"No Balls Please" - Scott and Andy head to Boulder, debate the watchability of the Olympics, learn that Scott will eat ANYTHING, and so much more.
"Farmageddon" - Scott and Andy sneak a fastball of comedy across the plate of your heart. If you HAVE a plate in your heart, seek medical attention immediately.
"Making Moo-Moo" - Join Scott and Andy as they host a Post Civil War Tailgate. They've got the rock, you bring the chalk.
"People Gotta Come From Somewhere" - Come have a bowl of cereal with Scott and Andy as they talk ALL the sports.
"I'm A Man! I'm 40!" - After an unexpected hiatus, Scott and Andy introduce LAST week's show!
"Fussy Old Goat" - Scott and Andy talk about Ichiro, feminist makeup tips, The 3rd Saturday in October, and much more. Volunteer today.
"Some People Are Weepers" - After Scott talks Andy out of making a bet, they wander all over the UCLA campus before discussing Quidditch, and more.
"Poor Cooper Manning" - Scott and Andy analyze the damage of their gambling hubris, review a classic Burt Reynolds movie, and more.
"The Fishin' n' Grillin' Hour!" - Join Scott and Andy as they wrestle over the Golden Ashtray, discuss the playoffs, and wander through a wheat/corn field.
"Hockeyball" - Scott and Andy discuss the NHL and NBA playoffs, beer in heaven, and the joys of elderly dance teams.
"Keanu. Can't. Act" - Scott and Andy are searchers as they talk NBA/NHL Playoffs, wander through the Wisconsin cheese fields, and more. My. Man.
"The Gut Punch Of Hubris" - Scott and Andy enjoy some live wagering, talk about a Shakespearean dunk contest, and so much more.
"Weed & Almonds" - Scott and Andy go behind the Redwood Curtain while looking for the Whiskey Fields.
"Torture Therapy" - Scott and Andy ring the Victory Bell (DONG!) for Arrieta's no-no, Andy angles for a free Dodge Charger, and much more.
"It's Your Turn In The Barrel" - Scott and Andy (try) to talk NHL Hockey, UK Basketball Fans, and so much more.
"I'll Do It After The Cubs Game" - Scott and Andy talk blissfully unaware about Schwarber, fly off to Philly, go Greek, and so much more.
Awkwardness abounds as Scott and Andy are almost face to face in the Left Coast Audio Palace. Bring cash.
"Who Wants Floyd?" - Join Scott and Andy as they ring the governor's bell and explain how OJ is like Jesus. Happy Easter!
"Dick Shiner; 3rd Base!" - Scott and Andy break their brackets, talk about The Great One, and so much more.
"God Bless Football" - Scott and Andy visit Lovie in his new home, talk about the greatest football team EVER, and much more.
"A Rainbow in Hell" - Scott and Andy talk about Gym-Tan-Laundry, Fancylads and so much more. No Oscars, please.
"Prepare Yourself for Disappointment" - Scott and Andy aren't hyped for the Oscars, didn't care for the Sushi movie, but they sure love a good Boilermaker.
Scott and Andy discuss Troy Aikman's fidelity, corrupt Illinois Governors, "Stroker (Date Rape) Ace", and more.
Come throw in the towel with Scott and Andy as they pump some iron and wrap up the gambling season.
"Burglar Prevention" - Scott and Andy argue over the big game - The Puppy Bowl. Plus a little discussion over whatever the NFL has going on.
Ep20 - Come along as Scott and Andy besmirch coaches and explore the dark side of slam poetry.
Scott visits Andy (and Jake) in the Left Coast Audio Palace. There will be NO eye contact. Plus deep dish pizza, and more.
Come sit in the Green Room and listen to two mediocre gamblers. You might even hear the rain.
The Force is STRONG with this one. Enjoy two bad gamblers as they talk pro and college football, one bad movie and one great movie. Plus more. There is always more. Get your popcorn ready.
Scott surprises Andy with the greatest Christmas gift ever. Plus bad gambling, a movie, and more!
Turning Jets into walnuts, Scott and Andy manage to review a Sean William Scott movie and not ONCE refer to him as 'Stiffler'.
Andy is predictably perturbed by Scott's movies. The Steve Garvey rant is a bit of a surprise, though. (To anyone but Andy)
"Oh Boise!" - The Sports Dorks get their very first fan mail! Plus a review of their horrific gambling results and more.
"Get in! There's Candy!" - Scott and Andy welcome Jacob Smith (a.k.a 'Jacob the Audio Guy' from Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social) to their Thanksgiving table.
Ep7 'Crap Sandwich' - As of now, Andy has NOT jumped off a building thanks to the 2015 NLDS
Ep3 - Scott is heading to Micronesia, Andy unleashes his Randy Hundley impression, and more.
Ep2 - Making the man-animals play basketball, the trouble with "The Trouble with the Curve", and more.