Fantasy F*ckboys: Recent Episodes
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Adam is the guest. Travis went 2-0 and Adam/David went a combined 0-4. We discuss Week 2 and Week 3 matchups.
Pre-season talk, we talk about Yahoo's projected standings, and we pick our week 1 winners.
Congrats to the Nugs on their dub.
Playoffs week 1. Congrats to Max and Nick for not getting last. Good luck to the rest of ya.
Quick episode. David and Travis are back in the studio together, but not really. No Bachelor in Paradise talk. Let's not talk about Travis's point total.
Mid-Season review. Trade deadline talks. Connor got last place this week, vote on what place he will get on the season.
Lots of news this week. Connor is on as a guest this week and has a big announcement.
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Ben is on. Fuckboys week 6. Fantasy football sucks. We do not condone drinking and driving
Sick week for Travis. Blame any errors on that. Jack is on to discuss football, basketball and the Bachelor in Paradise.
Jaden is on. We talk the Bachelorette finale, match-ups and Jaden's experience at the Vikings-Lions game.
We suggest a new director for the Bachelor franchise, talk shop on football and Jesse owes David $5.
F*ckboys are back! Travis and David have settled their contract disputes, The Bachelorette is coming to a close and week one of the NFL season is over.
COMPUTER ISSUES LIKELY WON'T BE FIXED UNTIL THE END OF THE SEASON, SORRY IN ADVANCE
We don't really want to be here, Travis and David talk about their one bang in human history and like football too I guess.
Sorry for the lack of editing and audio quality. We could only publish as is because the puter is messed up. - F*ckboys
Spooky week. F*ckboys back with a candy poll. Best top-5 candy list gets a drink to hand out. Best team name gets a drink to hand out. Reality TV is kind of dope. Football is on too.
REALITY TV TALK IS AT THE END OF THE EPISODE PLEASE SKIP AHEAD FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LISTEN JUST FOR OUR BREAKDOWN
The F*ckboys talk trades, potential rule changes to the NFL, recaps of week 5 and looking forward to week 6. This week's reality tv show is The Circle. Connor's dad's friend calls out Connor and a trade was accepted while we are on air.
Reminder: Get your spooky team names ready for week Halloween week (week 7).
Taustin no longer likes Tom Brady. The F*ckboys have a new slogan, or three. Team names are slowing down to a crawl.
Going in raw. We managered to get this episode out despite computer issues.
The Fuckboys are back for season 3. We discuss week 1 results, week two matchups, preseason favorites and team names. Season of Vibez.
The Champions and the Losers are in the studio. The Fuckboys talk about David's semi-final exit and the upcoming championship and last place game. Please help us to get Cal&Durs and Campbell's to be our sponsors.
Half of the Fuckboys are out of the playoffs. The other half has a hurt team. It might be time to drink.
First week of the playoffs. You don't need a break down of this shit. It's the same formula every week.
The last week of the regular season. The fuckboys recap week 12 including a scoring barrage from David and an absolute stinker from Travis. The duo breaks down some situations for the playoffs and what David will do to the top spot. Wagers are getting tight as Adam stays in first place. Because it's the final week of the regular season, there will be wagers on all of the matchups.
The curse of Curtis is lifted. The Fuckboys go on multiple tangents, attempt to avoid talking about how the Hesi Pull Up Jimbo Pod has missed a gold mine of information, and miss talking shit about Tom Brady. Week 12 leads into what could be a very tight playoff race and the Fuckboys talk... well mostly about themselves.
The Fuckboys are back in studio to discuss weeks 10 and 11. David hasn't let his grudge, against Curtis, go, Tom Brady fucks his kids and the playoff race is getting tight. Enjoy the first full length episode in three weeks.
Short week this week as the Fuckboys were away from the studio. This episode is short and right to the point!
A shorter week this week for the Fuckboys. No guests on board as they discuss weeks 8 and 9.
Sorry for the shorter episode and no guests but give us a couple of weeks and we can get back on track!
The Fuckboys mess up on what week it is but hold down the fort in week 7 with guest Jack. Even though they were less drunk, than last episode, multiple mistakes were made as the crew discuss everything from Taco Bell to the Rookie of the year.
Apologies for the sound quality. We discuss the issues in the podcast.
WARNING: This episode has more drunk rambling than it does fantasy content.
The Fuckboys are back, drunk for the first time since the preseason, to bring you some extra midseason content. They talk about the league's teams, being drunk and pouring their heart out for the league. This episode does not skimp on the drunk stumbling, loss of thought or repeats. Thanks to everyone who listens and fuck you if you're not having fun.
Killer AKA Drew spits some sick bars off the top, Travis confronts David about rooting against him and the Fuckboys cover the previous, and upcoming, matchups. Get ready for some sound fantasy advice that might just come a day too late. Paul Herrig might be the top step dad to be mentioned so far but shout out to Bill Albright for being a sex GOD and also Adam's real father.
Note: We have heard nothing but great things about James White's parents. David, and no one from the Fuckboys, has anything but respect for the White family. We wish Mrs. White the best in her recovery.
Connor is on with some sick lines about the league. Travis and David talk about trying to recover from devastating losses. And we talk about matchups for week 6. Bold predictions and wagers ahead.
We start this episode with a cold opener about our potential punishment. The limp shitscuit gets very steamy. David talks about how beating Travis saved his life and we have guest Adam Miller on the show to teach us a thing or two about poor audio quality. Thank you to those who listen and to our not-so sponsors Little Debbie & Viagra.
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The Fuckboys cover week 3 results, wager standings and week 4 matchups. We also make drink bets and talk about some fun topics. Thank you to our not so special guest Taustin as he laid down some bars and giggles. He set the bar high for those that are coming after him.
After a week long hiatus, due to technical issues, the Fuckboys are back and more sober than ever. We have guests Jaden and Ben on to discuss the previous weeks results and the upcoming matchups. We changed positions to avoid any additional technical difficulties and our sound quality went down.. We seem to podcast better when we're drunk.
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Didn't think we could get drunker? Didn't think we could user more "BAM!"'s and "POW!"'s? Well you were wrong. The Fuckboys are back for the Pre-Season. We cover line ups, match ups, and wages all while Travis is blackout drunk. He was quoted as saying "I don't remember a single word of this." A special thank you to our (future) sponsors as well as Jesse White for helping carry Travis' load.
P.S.: FDR was a great man, we meant no slander toward him. Drunk words are not always sober thoughts.
The F*ckboys are back in action for season 2. We have a lot of Um’s and Uh’s after the long break. Listen to us plug our, eventual?, sponsors. And if you couldn’t tell, we are drunk, and get progressively drunker, throughout the podcast. While talking about Tom Brady kissing his kids is always warranted, we definitely didn’t intend on talking about it that long.. Note: The music between the intro and the off-season news got moved somehow. We are in mid-season form here