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Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins are bringing their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Whether it is political chatter coming from Washington or the latest case of “Florida Man”, MVR will make sure you are aware of what’s going on — and their unique takes on every topic.
Government spending is like a gym membership you never use—but Congress keeps upgrading to the VIP sauna.
Sources confirm: MVCR Podcast is the only place where approval ratings don’t matter—because we’re always at 100% in
One time, I took the bus. Another time, I waited at an airport. And once… I even parallel parked."
Illegals stop traffic in Dallas to protest deportations. Texans honked in solidarity—or was it just rush hour rage? Either way, MVCR dives deep into the chaos.
The Governor of Massachusetts just woke up and decided, "Hey, deportations? Yeah, I guess I’m cool with that now!"
The truth matters now more than ever. Stay informed with MVCR Podcast—your daily dose of clarity in a chaotic world.
It’s Biden’s last Friday in office, and we’re celebrating with a countdown of his greatest hits!
Antony Blinken is heckled by a Hamas reporter, Joe Biden says Oligarchs are taking over the USA, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Protesters are physically removed from the Pete Hegseth hearing, Hegesth says politics should be purged from the military, the Los Angeles Times owner apologizes for support of Mayor Karen Bass, and much more.
FEMA Director DeAnne Criswell claims CA was prepared, JD Vance tells Shannon Bream from Fox what’s gonna happen with deportations, Man Detained With Blowtorch Near Wildfire ID’d As Illegal Immigrant, and much more.
On today’s MVCR: scandals hotter than your group chat, political drama messier than your ex’s excuses, and just enough satire to keep you sane.
Locals are now firefighters AND engineers because apparently, figuring out the fire hydrant issue is a DIY project.
MVCR Podcast: Where we dive into the real drama — Biden, censorship, and Zuckerberg caught in the middle of it all.
New Orleans Police Chief says 'no security failure,' just a creative reimagining of public safety.
Allstate CEO Tom Wilson drops a statement so tone-deaf it might sponsor the next Sugar Bowl halftime show.
Before you pack your bags for Christmas, let MVCR gift-wrap the real news you need to know.
Joe Biden just told a story about a buffet, and we’re not sure if it’s a metaphor for America or just… really weird.
Joe Biden assures us there’s "nothing nefarious about drones." Meanwhile, we’re over here wondering if that’s what they want us to think... Tune in to MVCR for the satire you didn’t know you needed. We’re not saying we’ve got the answers, but we’re definitely asking the wrong questions.
Jim Acosta and Brian Stelter are reportedly shedding tears because ABC paid Trump. Meanwhile, MVCR is over here delivering the truth for FREE. Tune in now — we accept laughs, not bribes.
Catch the full breakdown of this circus on today’s episode of MVCR—where common sense takes a vacation.
BREAKING: Trump calls Trudeau 'the Governor'- Tune in to MVCR for the satire you didn't know you needed.
Daniel Penny walks free—justice system working as intended or plot twist of the century?
Tune in daily for the truth, the whole truth, and... well, our version of it. #MVCR #PodcastPolitics #SatireThatSlaps
BREAKING: The podcast is back! At least, that’s what the engineers at the distribution company say…
Tired of the same old boring news? Tune in to MVCR, where we serve up politics with a side of satire, sharp enough to cut through all the nonsense! From clueless leaders to political blunders, we cover it all
Stuck at Thanksgiving with that relative who won’t talk to you just 'cause you voted for Trump?
Our podcast is like a party in your ears, but without the awkward small talk. Join us for hilarious stories, epic fails, and random rants!#MVCRPodcast #LaughTillYouCry #ComedyVibes
Ellen and Portia are leaving the country because of Trump. MVCR Podcast wonders: Do they need help packing or just directions to Canada?
Join us as we dive into the trial making waves: the Laken Riley case. Guilty verdict delivered, but what does it say about borders, law, and accountability?Spoiler: The system is as messy as your aunt’s Thanksgiving politics.Listen now #MVCR #Justice #BorderlineTruths
MVCR uncovers the real reason Biden missed the G20—he was too busy catching up on our podcast. Tune in and find out what world leaders are actually whispering about.
Morning Joe resumes chats with Trump. Is this diplomacy, drama, or the world’s oddest sequel?
Trump and Biden sit down together, proving that anything is possible...except agreeing on coffee or tea. ☕
In today’s episode of MVCR: We analyze Trump’s nomination whirlwind—because why have one announcement when you can have twelve? Tune in for the insights, stay for the chaos.
Today’s irony: FEMA denies aid to Trump supporters, proving even disasters pick sides now. Catch all the political twists and turns on MVCR – because reality is wilder than any satire!
Biden just dropped some bad news, and let’s just say… it’s not exactly a “We’re hiring!” sign!
An 'international student' just voted in the elections between midterms. Tune into MVCR—where nothing’s too outrageous to be true!
Join us as we dive into Dumpster Fire Politics 101, where Biden's whispering and recycling jokes get the laughs they deserve. Tune in for trash talk you didn’t know you needed! #MVCR #ComedicPolitics #BidenBurns
College students, pack your bags—Trump’s got camp plans! Or at least that’s what Governor Tim Walz says…
Joe Biden says: 'We gotta lock Trump up!' And if anyone knows about locking things down, it's Joe.
Kamala's campaign accidentally took the "race" part of race for president a little too literally!
Kamala's Immigration Plan: If you can dodge the questions, you can dodge the border!"Tune in for today’s no-filter breakdown of political cartwheels and borderline excuses!
Tune into MVCR Podcast to hear us explain how listening to our show might just lower your local crime rate.*Results may vary, but laughs are guaranteed.
Disabled Veteran loses job after defending against anti-Israel attacker... because apparently, self-defense is a luxury now! Catch the full story and more absurdity on MVCR Podcast—where truth gets a reality check, daily.#MVCRPodcast #VeteransRights #Satire #DefendYourself #PoliticalHumor
Anderson Cooper dodges flying debris, but you can’t dodge the hard-hitting truths on the MVCR Podcast!
On today’s episode of MVCR: TRUMP RETURNS TO BUTLER? And then... "As I Was Saying..." - TRUMP
While MSNBC says there’s no evidence that illegal immigrants drained FEMA resources, we’ve got another side of the story!
MVCR Podcast is back, and we're diving deep into the REAL reasons behind Tim Walz's sudden love for pandas and dim sum. Did he go to China to build rural broadband, or just escape from Minnesota's winter? #MVCRPodcast #TimWalzInChina #RuralAmericaAndDumplings
BREAKING NEWS (or is it?): Iran could allegedly launch against Israel as early as this afternoon!
“I want another debate with the former VP...” -Kamala on Trump.Wait... TRUMP was never Vice President!
AOC says the border crisis could be solved if Republicans just confirmed an ambassador. So, who’s REALLY building the walls here? LOLCatch the laughs, the rants, and the spicy takes on this week’s episode of MVCR! #MVCRPodcast #BorderCrisis #AOC #PoliticsButMakeItFunny
Kamala’s campaign official just got fact-checked so hard, even the Wi-Fi disconnected. Tune in for the truth, and stay for the comedy! #MVCR #FactCheckFails #PodcastVibes
"Sheriff Snyder: Just a rogue or part of something bigger?"Catch the MVCR Podcast for your weekly dose of political satire and outrageous fun!#MVCRPodcast #Trump #SheriffSnyder #Satire #Politics
Tune into MVCR for a laugh-packed and find out how deployed soldiers are reacting to Kamala Harris! Spoiler: It’s not your typical political commentary. #Podcast #MVCR #Comedy #Deployments #KamalaHarris
Ever wonder what happens when Erin Burnett does a double-take and Kamala's making headlines for pledging free sex changes to illegal aliens? Trust us, you won’t want to miss it! #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalComedy #MustListen
Ever seen someone flip a car? Or heard about the duck head-chopping trend in Springfield, Ohio? Dive into the weirdest, wildest topics on MVCR! Subscribe now for your dose of hilarious chaos! #MVCRPodcast #CarFlippingMadness #DuckHeadDrama"
New Episode Alert! Dan Goldman suggests we need to start censoring people to stop Russia. Wait, what?! #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalComedy #CensorOrNot
MVCR, we’re diving into Chris Murphy’s bold claim that MAGA might just be Russia’s new favorite fan club! ?????? Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and maybe a few “wait, what?” moments. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! ???? #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalComedy #MAGAInRussia
Ever wondered what happens when Kamala Harris enters a multiverse of chaos? Tune into the latest episode of MVCR where we dive into the multiverse mayhem of Kamala! Spoiler: Things get wilder than a multiverse meme convention.#MVCR #MultiverseMadness #KamalaKraziness #PodcastFun
On today's show the Trump campaign gives CNN 10 "Must Ask" questions for Kamala's interview, A campaign official confirms Kamala wants to tax money that doesn't exist yet, white students that were excluded from a scholarship program sue the Biden-Harris administration, and much more.
MVCR podcast where we dive into the epic saga of moms road-tripping to save their kids from college chaos, and the Democrats’ wild plan to shut down the government (because apparently, they want illegals to vote?!)
Ever wondered what happens when 16 states throw a legal tantrum over illegal immigrant amnesty? Spoiler: It's like watching a soap opera with a side of paperwork! Catch all the juicy details, unexpected laughs, and our latest MVCR episode where we break it down with a pinch of humor and a dash of chaos.#Podcast #MVCR #LegalDrama #AmnestyAntics #LaughAndLearn
Hey, podcast fans! Ever wondered what Trump's latest tweets and Harris’s political moves are really about? Or how about the shocking truth that your apple juice might be secretly plotting against you? Tune in to MVCR for a hilarious dive into today’s wildest headlines. Trust us, your brain will thank you! #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalDrama #JuiceGate #LaughAndLearn
Ready for some laughs and the latest buzz? Tune into our new MVCR podcast where we break down job creation numbers—turns out they were just slightly off by 818,000! Catch all the juicy details and more! [link] #PodcastFun #JobCreationOops #MVCR
Ever wondered what happens when Biden tries to say “electoral” and ends up inventing new words?
MVCR podcast, we’ve got Kamala Harris accidentally spilling the tea on how things might have been better under Trump! Tune in to hear all the juicy details and laugh your way through the chaos. #MVCRPodcast #PoliticalComedy #OopsDidIDoThat #TrumpEraConfessions #LaughOutLoud
Tune in to MVCR where we dive into the wild world of wrongful convictions! A man wrongfully charged by Kamala Harris herself claims she randomly laughed in court.
New episode of MVCR out today! Freshly baked and ready to go:1️⃣ An Algerian boxer with an Elon Musk twist
Check out the latest episode of MVCR! Jon Karl claims Kamala never was the Border Czar, and Biden’s got some choice words for Trump—calling him a security risk! #MVCR #PodcastLaughs #PoliticsAndPunchlines
Ready for a laugh and some hot takes? Tune into the latest episode of MVCR, where we dive into Trump’s latest claims that Democrats stole the presidency from Joe Biden. Because who needs reality when you have comedy, right?Don’t miss out #MVCR #PoliticsAndPunchlines #TrumpDrama #DemocraticDrama
Kamala Harris promises to fix the economy, and we're like, "Wait, did she even do that while she was VP?" Listen now and find out if our predictions are as reliable as Kamala's economic plans! #MVCR #Podcast #Comedy #EconomyFail #KAMLA
Ever wondered if stock market swings are bad for your health? We’ve got the shocking study that might make you rethink your portfolio! Plus, tune in for our epic take on the snooze-fest phone call between Harris and Walz. Don’t miss out #MVCRPodcast #StockMarketWoes #PhoneCallFails
We’re diving into why the markets just went haywire and debating the Olympics official take on defining what a woman is. It’s like a financial circus meets a philosophical gymnastics routine! Hit play now and join the chaos! #MVCRPodcast #MarketsGoneWild #OlympicsDebate
Tune in to MVCR for a hilarious episode where we unpack Trump’s latest zinger about Kamala Harris and the jaw-dropping story of a woman who backs out of a boxing match after facing off with a man! #MVCRPodcast #ComedyGold
Todays episode, we’re tackling Kamala Harris’s controversial support for sex changes for prison inmates. It’s like mixing a policy debate with a comedy show. Don’t miss out #MVCRPodcast #KamalaHarris #PrisonReform #ComedyAndPolitics
Catch the latest MVCR episode where we dive into Kamala Harris playing “reporter dodgeball” and Joe Biden mumbling his way through a Senate story like it’s a bedtime story gone wrong! Don’t miss out ComedyGold #ReporterDodgeball #MumblingSenate #MVCR
Today, we're diving into NYC’s latest drama: residents up in arms after discovering a colossal illegal immigrant housing facility! Buckle up for a wild ride of laughs and head-scratching moments. #MVCRPodcast #NYCChaos #LaughOutLoud
Dive into the latest chaos as Trump takes a shot (figuratively, of course) at the FBI Director, and find out what’s got our protesters more triggered than a smartphone battery at 1%! Tune in for a hilarious take on today's headlines and get ready to laugh out loud! #MVCRPodcast #ComedyGold #TrumpVsFBI #ProtestersGoneWild
Did House Republicans really replace American flags at Union Station after anti-Israel protests? And did a random fish really fall from the sky and damage a Tesla? Tune in to the latest MVCR episode for these jaw-dropping stories and more! #PodcastFun #CrazyNews #MVCR
This week on #MVCR, we're spilling the beans on a failed assassination attempt and diving deep into "I Was a Prosecutor" with Kamala Harris. Tune in for laughs and insights you won't find anywhere else! Don't miss out! #PodcastHumor
We're covering everything from Secret Service Directors resigning to Biden's ongoing adventures with Karine Jean-Pierre. It's comedy galore! Tune in now and join the hilarity. #MVCRPodcast #ComedyGold
This week, we're diving into why Van Jones shed tears after Biden's campaign bid ended, bidding farewell to Joe Biden's 2024 hopes, and uncovering the mystery of why you're tipping the scales heavier today than last Friday. Tune in! #MVCRPodcast #Biden2024
Check out our latest podcast episode of MVCR! From Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off to GMA throwing shade at Trump’s speech—expect hilarity and more! Tune in now and join the comedy chaos!
Join us on MVCR Podcast where we dive into all things hilarious, from why dropping out seems tempting (but we're staying put) to what Joe Biden and comedy have in common. Tune in for your dose of laughs and insight! #MVCRPodcast #ComedyGold #StayTuned
From increasing Secret Service budgets for Trump to solemn vigils for knife enthusiasts — we cover it all! Tune in for laughs, insights, and plenty of unexpected twists!
Join us for laughs, controversy, and more absurdity than a Bill Barr press conference! From classified documents to Judge dismissals. Tune in now!#MVCRPodcast #ListenNow #PodcastLaughs
MVCR Podcast! Former Obama spokeswoman says Biden should go, and nearly all AT&T customers' secrets spill out faster than a sitcom punchline! Tune in for laughs, insights, and more mishaps than your grandma's bingo night! #MVCRPodcast
MVCR Podcast! Former Obama spokeswoman says Biden should go, and nearly all AT&T customers' secrets spill out faster than a sitcom punchline! Tune in for laughs, insights, and more mishaps than your grandma's bingo night! #MVCRPodcast
Today's topics: Biden campaign's donation panic and the chilling possibility of your rich, cryogenically-frozen aunt managing her finances from beyond the grave. Stay weird, stay tuned!
Ready for your dose of laughter? Tune in to MVCR Podcast where we've got George Clooney trying to reshuffle the political deck and Jill Biden dropping beats like a pro!
Join us on MVCR podcast as we dive into everything from White House antics to annual physicals! Let's get this podcast party started! #MVCR #PodcastLaughs
MVCR podcast! We're turning political drama into comedy gold—like CNN's five-week primary and Trump's delayed sentencing.
Dive into the chaos of today's world with a side of comedy. From Biden's doubt dilemma to Jamie Foxx's mysterious 20-day journey, we've got it all! Don't miss out—laughter guaranteed!
Tune in to MVCR Podcast where we decode the big questions like whether they have time to replace Joe - Jon Karl! And hey, "Don’t know what he just said at the end of that sentence - Trump."
Welcome to the MVCR podcast, where we tackle the thrilling saga of "The Border Was Closed - And Everything Has Been Orderly." Because chaos is overrated, right?
Tune in to MVCR Podcast for your weekly dose of laughs, insights, and a sprinkle comedy! #MVCR
Dive into MVCR Podcast where we unravel the mysteries of amnesty (it's like trying to explain emojis to your grandma) and get the scoop from Biden's campaign manager (spoiler: he loves a good meme). #MVCRPodcast #AmnestyAntics #BidenBanter
This week, we're diving into the Oregon track coach uproar and NBC's wild bump stock blame game.
Tune in to our podcast MVCR with Trey Ware taking the helm today! Markley, van Camp, and Robins are off on a wild adventure, but fear not, Trey is here to guide you through the chaos. Don't miss out, hit play now! #MVCR
Tune in to the latest episode of MVCR podcast for a good laugh and some real talk! From Joe Biden's musings on Beau to Trump's take on technical glitches - we've got it all, Don't miss out, hit play now! #MVCRpodcas
Today's menu: Biden's Apology to the Ukrainian President and Mika Brzezinski's Epic D-Day Rampage. Get ready to laugh 'til your cheeks ache!
Tune in to the Most Valuable Comedy Radio (MVCR) podcast for your daily dose of hilarity!
Don't miss out on our latest episode where we dive into topics like 'Thank You for Your Science: Democrats Fail to Challenge Tony Fauci,' and the epic saga of 'WE DON’T CONTROL THOSE OFFICES - MERRICK GARLAND ON... Oops, wrong button!'
Join us for a hilarious ride as we discuss the latest antics of the Maryland Governor, Trump's legal troubles (spoiler alert: Biden's the hero!), and even Amazon's questionable delivery habits! Tune in for laughs, satire, and Don't miss out - subscribe now! #MVCR #PoliticalComedy
No judge-talk here, just devilishly good laughs! Join us as we tackle topics like "Not gonna talk about the judge, but he's a devil" and the infamous Donald Trump. Get ready for a wild ride! #MVCRPodcast #ComedyGold
Tune in for a hilarious twist on today's hot topics: "Nobody knows what the crime is" - Donald Trump, "Little George and Dan Abrams" audio drama #MVCRPodcast #Comedy #LaughWithUs #MVCR #PODCAST
Dive into the absurdity with MVCR Podcast! Because who needs a jury to agree on what crime was actually committed, right? According to CNN, nobody really cares about the Trump trial anyway. And remember folks, it's not about telling half-truths, it's about telling the WHOLE story... or at least trying to!
Don't miss our latest podcast episode! DeNiro crashing campaigns and Trump's advice to Libertarians - it's a comedy show disguised as politics! Hit play now! #MVCR #PodcastHumor
Trump's talking colors and CNN's stumbling into a Trump love fest - sounds like a sitcom, right? Wrong! It's the latest episode of MVCR! Tune in for laughs, cringes, and a whole lot of "did that really happen?!" moments. Don't miss out #MVCR #PodcastLaughs #TrumpTales
Dive into the latest episode of MVCR!Hakeem Jeffries throws shade at the Supreme Court, Comey's on a mission, and there's a community note causing a stir.Tune in for laughs, sarcasm, and maybe even a smidge of insight. Don't miss out - hit play now
Dive into the wild world of conspiracy theories with Kamala Harris and the Reich hoax. And don't miss our take on legalizing drugs – the Multnomah County DA still thinks it's a good idea! #MVCR #ControversyCentral
Get ready for the podcast party of the century with MVCR! We've got Michael Cohen confessing his side hustle as Trump's piggy bank, the International Criminal Court on a wild goose chase for Netanyahu, and Joe Biden's nostalgic trip down memory lane to his "vice-presidency during the pandemic" days! Don't miss the chaos, the comedy, and the conspiracy. Tune in now for the rollercoaster ride of the year! #MVCR #PodcastMania
Just when you thought things couldn't get any crazier, we've got Scottie Scheffler making headlines and NBC cooking up a show about gay animals. Yep, you heard that right! Tune in now and let's navigate this circus together! #MVCR #LaughWithUs
Ready for a dose of humor that hits harder than Monday morning coffee? Dive into the latest "MVCR" episode!
Get ready for the showdown of the century on MVCR! Biden agrees to debate Trump, but the real question is: day or night? Trump's got jokes, folks. Tune in for the comedy gold! #MVCR #BidenVsTrump #DebateDrama
New MVCR episode dropping! Cartels recruiting teens, Trump playing detective, Kamala's door-kicking advice, and celebs with cringe-worthy Mother's Day messages. Buckle up, it's a rollercoaster of sarcasm and hilarity! #MVCR #PodcastGold
Get ready for the latest MVCR episode! It's a rollercoaster ride of laughs and life ponderings. #MVCR #PodcastGold
Strap in for a wild ride on the latest MVCR episode! Border Patrol musings, Trump's border policies analyzed, and even a sprinkle of Trump's witty banter. It's a podcast cocktail you won't want to miss. #MVCR #BorderPatrolBanter
Strap in for a wild ride on the latest MVCR episode! Border Patrol musings, Trump's border policies analyzed, and even a sprinkle of Trump's witty banter. It's a podcast cocktail you won't want to miss. #MVCR #BorderPatrolBanter
The latest "MVCR" episode spills the beans on FBI's staged photo ops, a janitor's heroic tale from Columbia, and Illinois State's protest chatter. Tune in for the scoop that's funnier than a sitcom! #MVCRPodcast #JerrySeinfeldStyle
Don't miss the latest episode of MVCR! From Trump's legal limbo to Kamala Harris's shrimp diplomacy, and even a spelling bee blunder at Columbia – it's all here, served with a side of sarcasm! Tune in now and brace yourself for a laugh riot! #MVCR #PodcastHumor
Ready for another episode of MVCR? We've got North Korea as the 'good guy', left-wing protests at NYU, and Biden backers funding anti-Israel chaos. Plus, dive into 'A Bullet Gonna Find Some Meat' – a heroic tale you won't forget. Strap in for laughs and insight. Tune in now!"
Welcome to today's MVCR episode, where sarcasm meets reality. From quantum quirks to questionable trends, we're here to untangle the absurdities. Buckle up for a wild ride. #MVCR
Tired of hearing the same old protest chants? Don't worry, we've got you covered on #MVCRPodcast! Tune in for fresh takes on continuing the protests... and maybe a few laughs along the way!
Locked-down at Columbia U! Karine's take on grad cancellations is a riot! Pelosi's brain freeze, and zebras on the loose near Seattle!
Buckle up for Episode 1205 of MVCR! Did Kristi Noem really stoop to pup-posal tactics to impress Trump? Plus, witness Kamala Harris's linguistic acrobatics as she juggles words about her laugh. #MVCR #Podcast #SatiricalBanter
Get your dose of sarcasm & laughs on #MVCRShow! We're dishing out the latest on why NC dumped WeGovy for weight loss & meeting a protester who's as clueless as we are! Short, sweet, and packed with laughs! Tune in now! #WEIGHTLOSS #MVCR #PODCASTGOLD
MVCRShow! Today: Trump dodges contempt like a pro, and Biden’s got opinions hotter than your grandma’s matzo ball soup. Tune in for laughs, sass, and all the hot topics you didn’t know you needed! #PodcastGold
MVCRShow! We're lifting the gag order on Donald Trump and discussing Biden's controversial decision to legalize men in women's locker rooms! Tune in for laughs, sarcasm, and some serious talk. #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
Sink your teeth into stories about Trans-Vampire transgressions, school protests over kids gone wild as animals, and even a Trump juror getting dismissed!
Tune in to MVCR! We're serving up the latest scoop on whether Biden's uncle became a cannibal snack and the juicy drama of Google employees making headlines. Trust us, you won't want to miss this podcast pizza with all the spicy toppings! #MVCRShow #PodcastLife
Tune in as we dish on pro-Hamas activists giving Starbucks a run for their money and Alejandro Mayorkas’s epic "not my job" moment. Grab your coffee and your sense of humor, this one's gonna be a wild ride! #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
Traffic jams, Trump rants, and all the chaos in between! Tune in to MVCR Show for your weekly dose of sarcasm and sanity checks. It's like therapy, but with more laughter. #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
Get ready for the MVCRShow! This week: FBI frets over potential U.S. terror attack like the Moscow Concert Hall. We’re serving up sarcasm with a side of news you won’t wanna miss! #MVCRShow #PodcastGold”
Jump aboard the #MVCRShow podcast for laughs, sarcasm, and all things meme-worthy! From dissecting Joe Biden's "uhh" moments to the latest News. Tune in for a wild ride! #MVCRShow #PodcastLaughs
In today's episode, we cover the most outstanding topics of the day such as the big problem with Boeing and its planes that are falling apart, Michael Avenatti' saying that Trump will not have a fair trail and a couple of remixes about Jennifer Lewis. ready ? this is #MVCRSHOW
Get ready to LOL and learn with MVCRShow! From Janet Yellen's financial outlook to Jenifer Lewis's latest breakdown, we've got your dose of money and mayhem covered. Tune in for laughs, sarcasm, and a relaxed take on all things finance. #MVCRShow
Join the MVCRShow for a cosmic ride! This week: “Total Eclipse 2024” and more! ???? #MVCRShow #TotalEclipse2024
This week, we're talking basketball, a coach's divine take on the game. Plus, out our famous Friday Five. And hey, did you feel that earthquake? Tune in for the lowdown!
We're decoding what $100 can get you at the grocery store after five years of food inflation. Plus, we dive into the controversy surrounding Jose Andres claiming 'Israel targeted my organization.' Tune in for laughs and insights! #MVCRShow #GroceryInflation #JoseAndres
Tune in to the MVCR Show! Join us as we dish out the latest buzz with a side of sarcasm. This week, we're delving into the dangerous territory of labeling a string of murders. Grab your headphones and brace yourself for some thought-provoking banter! #MVCRShow #PodcastFun
Craving a podcast that's as spicy as a Hillary Clinton tweet and as wild as missing a cruise ship departure? Look no further! Welcome to MVCR Show, where we dive into all the juicy topics – from 'Get over it and vote for Biden' to the hilarious mishaps of people missing their cruise ship. Get ready #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
This week #MVCRSHOW : Dems, Trans Visibility Day, Easter, & Biden's world. Bite-sized sarcasm served fresh! And we also play an epic prank on Scott for being April Fool's Day. #Podcast #prank #radio #aprilfools
Join us for a laugh riot on the latest episode of #MVCRShow! Exploring why 'JAIL WAS MORE COMFORTABLE THAN VANDERBILT' for a protester. Tune in for the scoop! #PodcastGold #MVCR
In this episode, we're tackling the hot topic of gun control (or lack thereof) like Karine Jean-Pierre say. Spoiler alert: it's about to get real.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Get ready for the MVCR Show! We're serving up spicy takes on the President of Mexico's border delivery plan
Tune in for a hilarious take on hot topics like Elon Musk decoding Democrat tactics¸ and Al Sharpton's spicy predictions about Trump's brand! Don't miss out on the laughter, sarcasm, and laid-back vibes. It's not just a podcast, it's a vibe. #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
This week on #MVCRShow: If An Illegal Alien Shoots a Trans Illegal Sexworker, Is It a Crime? Do aliens get a free crime pass? ?? Plus, how to not sell a house—spoiler: avoid arson. ?? Tune in for your absurdly necessary dose of reality. #JustAnotherDay #Podcast
MVCRShow where we unpack the drama of migrant gangs turning into heist pros and dissect Team Biden's ad against Trump - a masterpiece of fiction? ???? Tune in for laughs, sarcasm, and a dash of reality check. #podcast
Tune in to the #MVCRShow for a wild ride and laid-back vibes! Join us as we dish out hot topics like "Trump's potential foreign friends" and "Jerry Nadler's take on gender identity"! don't miss out! #Podcast
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
This week: TikTok's in hot water, and we're stirring the pot. Grab your popcorn, folks – it's ByteDance vs. the ban bill, with a side of 'qualified divestiture' confusion! #MVCRShow #TechTales #TikTokTrouble #MVCR
Get ready for laughs on the MVCR Show! Join us as we tackle forgetfulness, uncharged Presidents, Airbnb bans security cameras, and Biden banter with Robert Hur. Tune in for a hilarious ride! #MVCRShow #Podcas
Tune in to the MVCR Show!! From Madonna scolding a fan for not standing (whoops, they were in a wheelchair!) to Trump's take on Biden ("His only other opponent is life itself"), Don't miss the laughter! #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Join us on MVCR Show for the ultimate comparison: January 6 vs. 9/11, straight from Biden campaign officials' mouths! Plus, unravel the duality of democracy with Kamala Harris. Get ready for the rollercoaster ride! #MVCRShow #Podcast
Dive into the madness with MVCR Show! Trump's Super Tuesday victory? Well, we saw that coming!
Welcome to #MVCRShow where the White House is a playground for fascists and communists, according to Donald #Trump ! And guess what? Even Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gets an earful from her own camp! Join us for a hilarious take on politics! #MVCRShow
Welcome to The MVCR Show. This week, SCOTUS serves up a unanimous verdict: Colorado can't keep Trump off the ballot! Grab your popcorn and join us for some legal banter, political jabs, and a sprinkle of sarcasm #MVCRShow #SCOTUS #Trump
Legal expert spill the tea on why the First Amendment might be America's Achilles' heel. Plus, catch the latest scoop on DEI Chief drama at Columbia Med School. Get ready for laughter, controversy, and plenty of sass! Tune in now! #PodcasT #HotTopics #MVCR #MVCRSHOW
On today's show complete word salad from Karine Jean-Pierre on the murder of Laken Riley, the massive Texas wildfires, an upscale Boston neighborhood is getting an influx of migrants, and much more.
Hold onto your seats, a pro-Palestine activist is all about stirring up an armed revolution in the US. UN experts spill the beans on bondage, bestiality, and their buzzed-up adventures! Trust us, it's the kind of chaos you didn't know you needed! #MVCRShow #Podcast
Jump aboard the political drama train with #MVCRShow ! Democrats playing detective, Republicans shaking their heads, and spies making cameo appearances! Tune in to find out! #PoliticalTheater #SpyGames #MVCR
Get ready to roll your eyes and laugh out loud with the MVCR Show! Jake Sullivan's Russian adventures, and the thrilling saga of AT&T giving back a whole $5. Buckle up! #MVCRShow #Podcast #ATT
Hang tight for another episode of #MVCRShow! Unveil the drama as we decode the cell phone secrets of Fani Willis and Nathan Wade's alleged affair! Plus, the paw-some showdown when a woman almost loses her wheels to three German Shepherds!
Craving some real talk with a side of humor? Join us on the #MVCRShow where we dissect real estate escapades and ponder Jimmy Kimmel's late-night future. It's the perfect blend of wit, insight, and sarcasm! #MVCRShow
Lost votes, Queen B's country conquest—tune in to #MVCRShow for the full scoop! From Nevada's ballot bungle to Beyoncé's chart-topping reign, we dissect the juiciest stories with sarcasm and style.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
The MVCR Show podcast, where we turn stacks of cash into stacks of laughs! Join us as we dissect the latest headlines, like Fani Willis' confession about her cash stash – because who doesn't need a little extra green lying around? And let's not forget the jaw-dropping revelations from the new book claiming Biden saw the Afghanistan withdrawal as smooth sailing! Tune in #MVCRShow #CashConfessions #BidenBookBlunders
Buckle up for the ultimate podcast ride with #MVCRShow! We're bringing you scandals juicier than Fani Willis' fibs and insights sharper than Janet Yellen's wit. Sarcasm? It's our specialty! #Podcas #MVCR
MVCRShow! Ken Buck hates impeaching Mayorkas? Better than a telenovela! And guess what? Oregon's got the Bubonic Plague making a comeback! Tune in #MVCR #PODCAST #MAYORKAS
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Dive into the wild world of the MVCR Show! Super Bowl shenanigans? Election 2024 breakdown with zero BS? Oh, and guess what? David's MIA, but we've got theories for days! Tune in, kick back, and join the fun! #MVCRShow #Podcast
MVCR Show podcast! Join us for politics, life, and the art of talking to dead people! Tune in for laughs, sarcasm, and laid-back banter #MVCRShow #PodcastFun
MVCRShow Uncovering Sunny Hostin's unexpected lineage and Biden's ghostly convos - it's a rollercoaster of laughs! Buckle up #Podcast
The MVCR Show! We're serving up a refreshing blend of sarcasm and humor, straight from the latest headlines! From the EU's potential smackdown on Tucker Carlson to Taylor Swift's sky-high drama!!#MCVR #MVCRSHOW #PODCAST #TaylorSwift #CarlsonPutin
Today's MVCR Show! Credit card delinquencies soaring, and Biden claims he talked to France's deceased president !? Tune in for laid-back vibes. It's like chilling with your witty besties! #MVCRShow #PodcastFun
MVCRShow! We've got the $60-billion Ukraine plot in the border security bill and the jaw-dropping tale of a SoCal man getting arrested for telling migrants to get off his property to 60 Minutes! Tune in now! #MVCR #BORDER #PodcastGold
Welcome to the wild ride #MVCRShow! From Hochul's deportation twists to our 'someday' fitness saga. Buckle up and tune in for a dose of good times #PODCAST #mvcr
Join us at MVCR Show for the juiciest takes on Pelosi's diplomacy ("Go back to China, protesters!") and Cori Bush's hiring prowess (Hiring hubby? Got a sweet deal!). #MVCRShow #Podcast
Join #MVCRShow for the quirkiest take on headlines! From fed workers' hunger strikes over Biden's Israel policy to Elon Musk's brain chips – we've got your covered! #MVCR #MVCRSHOW #TuneIn #Podcast
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Get ready to roll with laughter on the MVCR Show! Dems calling on Biden to tame the Texas National Guard? Shocking! And hey, electric vehicle owners, your tires have a need for speed! Buckle up #MVCRShow #Podcast
Did the Patriarchy forget "Barbie"? Trump spills the tea on Nikki Haley & Tim Scott's saga! Dive into hilarious takes and stay tuned for the scoop! #MVCRShow #BarbieTheMovie #Oscars2024 #podcastandchill
Flight canceled due to missing wing bolts? Middle school teacher's unique approach to drama? Dive into the hilarity on MVCRShow! #PodcastFun #MVCRShow
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins Unearth the mystery of "Ron Not VP" with Trump and delve into "Ford's Electric F-150s: Sparks or Fizzle?" #MVCRShow
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Join the madness on MVCRShow! UFC fighter vs. Canadian journalist + student loan rebellion. Brace for sarcasm, laughs, and chill vibes! #MVCRShow #podcast
Dive into the absurdity of politics on #MVCRShow! ABC News cancels GOP debate - popcorn shortage? Biden admin spills tea on migrant drownings pre-memo alert to Texas officials. Sip, laugh, eye-roll with us! #PoliticalBanter
MVCRShow: Sarcasm meets wisdom! Dive into the latest: Trans doctor spills on puberty blockers, JB Pritzker's take on Trump's 'historic' victory. Short, funny, and packed with insights! #MVCRShow #PodcastLife
Discover why Americans are on a budget battle with their cars and how a hamster's posthumous career took a surprising turn! Buckle up for laughs and unexpected twists! #MVCRShow #Podcas
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Today's Show: Time vs. Trump & GOP's Hunter antics – the hilarious scoop on MVCR Show! Tune in now! #MVCRShow #PoliticalBanter
MVCRShow! From "You Have No Balls" face-offs to Boeing's emotional door stories, we've got your dose of witty banter and sarcastic charm. Tune in now! #MVCRPodcast #PodcastHumor
MVCRShow! Exploring California's wild taxpayer-funded sex change for illegal immigrants – because who said taxes can't be spicy? Plus, Bill Clinton Org's accidentally hilarious deleted tweet! Tune in for news, laughs, and the unexpected! #MVCRShow #PodcastFun #TuneInNow
Ready for podcast? Join the MVCRShow for Secretaria Defense's undercover antics, Alaska Airlines mysteries, and the superhero showdown against rising insurance prices! #MVCRShow #PodcastFun
Unleash the madness on #MVCRShow! Jeff Epstein's bro spills the tea, Elvis hologram in the mix, and our iconic Friday Five! Get ready for a wild ride! #PodcastHumor #MVCRPodcast #MVCRSHOW
Unveiling the scandals on MVCRShow: Clinton’s questionable pals and a judge’s sentencing showdown! Dive into the chaos with us! #MVCRShow #PodcastTalk
MVCRShow: Because when it comes to blame, even Alejandro Mayorkas points fingers at Greg Abbott. Join the laughter, unexpected heroes, and streaming service casualties. It's all in good fun! #MVCRShow #MayorkasBlamesAbbott #StreamingSaga
Get ready to LOL with #MVCRShow We're decoding Joe Biden interview rambles and diving into the spicy feud between Chicago Mayor and the Texas Governor over migrant transports. Tune in now! #MVCRShow #PodcastLife
Join MVCRShow's podcast chaos! Why are black & brown folks embracing the Trump movement? NYU prof spills the beans on "multiracial whiteness." Plus, our famous Friday Five hilarity! Laugh with us in each episode! #MVCRShow #PodcastFun #FridayFive
MVCRShow – where tooth fairies make surprise appearances, Joe Biden plays political chess, and we cook up a fresh word for "plagiarism" that even Shakespeare would envy. #PodcastFun #BidenChessMoves #ToothFairyTales #WordInvention
Today's MVCR Show: Biden's Hanukkah guest list amnesia, because who needs invitations anyway? Sports Illustrated's CEO got the boot faster than a bad Tinder date – scandal alert! And, oh yeah, we had a bat in the studio – because flying mammals clearly have great taste in podcasts.
Grab your popcorn as we dissect Chicago's blame game – Mayor points fingers at Greg Abbott for migrant child tragedy. Brace yourselves for the 2024 showdown – Joe Biden's polls vs. Donald Trump are making history... in a not-so-great way. Tune in #MVCRShow #PodcastFrenzy
The MVCRShow, where we've hit the jackpot with 15,000 border crossings – because who said breaking records couldn't be an adventure? And if that's not enough, we've got the latest scoop on Biden's corruption escapades. Move over Sherlock, we've got our own case to crack!
MVCRShow: Unveiling Biden's family secrets. Because, naturally, who doesn't secretly record shady deals during family gatherings? Trump thinks they're poisoning the country; we're just injecting humor. Tune in, eye-roll, and join the fun!
Today we're tackling serious topics like "Hamas doesn't want peace" (thanks, Chris Cuomo ), decoding Joe Biden's alert on drugs (because who doesn't love drug problems about drugs for the use of drugs?), and, of course, our famous Friday Five! #MVCRSHOW #podcast
Unveiling the MVCRShow: where we unwrap the 'debunked' Hunter Biden drama because, clearly, the White House is our go-to for truth serum!
Get ready for the MVCRShow! Well-done Republicans, Joe Biden quotes like Russian propagandists, and also we spill the beans on three things your Amazon driver secretly despises delivering. Brace yourselves for laughter as a young lady with Tourette's turns David's dreams into reality. It's not your average podcast—strap in, hit play, and join the chaos! #MVCRShow #PodcastMania
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Would You Rather Get $1 Million Now . . . Or Earn Three Cents for Every Step You Take? This and much more in today's episode, make yourself comfortable, turn up the volume and enjoy #MVCRShow
Dive into the MVCRShow – where being a dictator is so last season (Sorry, Trump!). We're breaking down Biden's 3-billion-dollar date with high-speed rail – talk about a fancy commute! And, of course, we're questioning the reality of your social media feed. Spoiler: It's probably more staged than a Hollywood set. #MVCRShow
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Welcome to the MVCRShow - where Joe Biden's economy stories are as believable as a unicorn riding a rainbow! Bob Iger blaming COVID for a box office flop? Classic move, Bob! And don't miss Robin's trifecta Get ready for laughs and eye-rolls. #MVCRShow
Tune in to the MVCR Show for your weekly dose of legal battles and fiery escapades! Texas AG Ken Paxton takes on Pfizer in a courtroom showdown, while we discuss the unexpected hot seat experience with a smart toilet – yes, you heard it right! Hold onto your legal briefs and toilet rolls, it's a wild ride on this episode! #MVCRShow
Today's episode is a rollercoaster of chaos featuring Elon Musk telling Twitter ads to take a hike (because why not?), and investigators playing detective with a suspicious cash trail from China to Joey Biden's bank account. #MVCRShow #PodcastGold
Ready for some "essential" insights on America's extra $11,000 spending? The White House does a tweet tango, and Disney's billion-dollar blockbuster drought continues! Join the #MVCRShow
This week, Education Secretary Miguel Cardona takes a poetic detour with a Ronald Reagan quote. Are we bracing for a pandemic election encore? Meanwhile, Disney's ESG dreams hit a speed bump – spoiler alert: it's not a magical ride. Buckle up #MVCRShow #PodcastGems #ESGStruggles
Today's MVCR Show:Chris Christie points fingers like it's a blame game marathon! We dissect the epic $9.8 billion Black Friday shopping spree by Americans – did we buy happiness or just more stuff? Plus, some hostage released in Gaza –Tune in #MVCRShow #BlackFriday
Today's episode serves up a spicy mix of political drama and sassy comebacks. Joe Scarborough predicts Trump's mass execution plan (seriously?), while Ron Desantis wears criticism like a fashion statement.
Jump into the MVCRShow – where Yanet Yellen spills the beans on invisible inflation progress (blink, and you'll miss it), Colorado's Secretary of State throws shade at Trump's ballot drama, and find out why 45% of folks are ditching family feasts for solo holiday adventures. Tune in now! #MVCRShow #PodcastHumor
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Tune into the MVCRShow Today, we're serving up hot topics like decoding TikTok trends (including the questionable wisdom of Osama Bin Laden ), the scoop on young voters ditching Joe Biden, and a festive revelation: you could be cashing in $2,000 for binging 12 Hallmark Christmas movies! #MVCRShow #PodcastLife
Get ready to chuckle with the MVCRShow! Chicago's mayor's approval ratings take a nosedive, Biden's planning a grizzly surprise for rural folks, and Jake Tapper tells a teamsters boss to up their Twitter game.
Today’s MVCR Show: Who needs stationary walls? "Biden's Moveable Wall." It looks like even colors are on the naughty list! - City officials are ditching red and green for equity in holiday decorations. And brace yourself; AAA's predicting Thanksgiving travel chaos! Buckle up #MVCRShow #HolidayColorDrama
No David in the podcast today – he's off on a penicillin adventure! Dive into the Israel-Palestinian scoop and Robin's trifecta. Strap in for a wild ride! #MVCRShow #NoDavidToday
Tune in to today's Markley, Van Camp and Robbins Show: Fentanyl mail for officials – because who sends flowers anymore? Highest vaccine exemption rate - apparently, kids are becoming legal experts early! And, of course, our Friday Five #MVCRShow #Podcast
Tune in to the latest episode of MVCRShow! We've got today's hot topics: Republicans and the FBI's new HQ, Ron Desantis questioning Trump's track record, and the Australian Police officer's "Top Gun" drama. #MVCRShow #PodcastVibes
In our latest episode: Iron Maiden's lead singer taking a chilling turn in a horror movie. Plus, we'll discuss how Alejandro Mayorkas lacks accurate numbers on illegal entries. Also, we'll explore how many people think it would be 'good' if Biden were re-elected. Tune in to #MVCRShow to hear all the details!#Podcast #BorderStatistics #BidenReelection
In this episode, we dive deep into the shocking incident where a Pro-Palestine demonstrator took a tragic turn. Plus, we've got the tea on Iowa governor Kim Reynolds' bold claim about Trump's chances. And you won't want to miss the words from an Olympic runner challenging stereotypes. Get ready for a rollercoaster of discussions! #PodcastAlert #HotTopics #MVCRShow
Don't miss our latest episode! Markley, Van Camp and Robbins talk about the recent White House incident, Steven Crowder's manifesto discovery related to the Nashville shooter, and the debate over a 4-day workweek as opposed to the traditional 5-day schedule. #MVRShow #Podcast #HotTopics
Tune in to today's Markley, Van Camp and Robbins Show for a discussion on compelling issues. Explore the controversial release of a terrorist by Border Patrol into the US, Eric Adams' perspective on Venezuelan immigrants and prostitution, and the eternal debate: Is that extra hour of sleep worth it this weekend? And of course the acclaimed Friday Five. Don't miss out! #MVRShow #FridayFive #Podcast #HotTopics
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show the guys talk about President Biden taking $40,000 in "Laundered China Money, Homeschooling is taking off like a rocket, the Halloween round-Up, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show Hunter Biden investigator says there were 'steps we weren't allowed to take that lead to Joe', Anheuser-Busch finally fires marketing execs, Kamala Harris polls worse than any Vice President since 1995, and much more.
On today's show CNN get's audio of Trump talking about classified intel, KJP says the economic policies are working and that the President is very proud of the economic progress, Joy Reid says DeSantis is running the most fascist campaign she's ever seen, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show a human rights campaign official can't say there's a difference between men and women, Durham dismantles an idiot Congressman, the sub company owner say he doesn't hire 50 year old white guys, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show the judge sets the trial date for Trump, Hunter Biden pleads guilty to tax charges, 10 reasons we know that COVID-19 leaked from the Wuhan Lab, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show a Catholic MLB pitcher speaks out after calling out Dodgers honoring drag "nuns", Al Pacino is a dad again and Chelsea Handler has something to say about old men having babies, plus the Friday Five and much more.
On today's show Peter Buttigieg says Republicans are obsessed with protecting women's sports because they don't want to talk about roads and bridges, Hillary Clinton says it's profoundly disturbing how republicans defend Trump, the American Medical Association says BMI is racist, and much more.
On today's show Tucker Carlson says America's principles are at stake, Donald Trump says they're coming after him because he's standing in the way, 4th graders are forced to take part in a pride celebration, and much more.
On today's show Joe Biden's DOJ just sent a woman to prison for the same crime they're not prosecuting Hunter Biden for, experts warn against cancelling pride campaigns after extremists threaten Target, the Border Patrol has stopped using Biden's app because it's enabling human traffickers, and much more.
On today's show Fox News sends Tucker Carlson a cease and desist over his new Twitter show, Kamala Harris is going to take on guns now, a CNN legal analyst says it's preposterous that the Hunter Biden investigation is taking so long, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show China will build a spy base in Cuba focused on intercepting communications within the U.S., Fox News accuses Tucker Carlson of breach of contract over new Twitter show, Gavin Newsom proposes a constitutional amendment to restrict guns, and much more.
On today's show a massive fight breaks out outside of a school board meeting, Tucker Carlson returns with new show "Tucker on Twitter", CNN boss Chris Licht is out, and much more.
On today's show a groom is going viral for scrolling through his phone as he walks down the aisle, Spotify is cutting hundreds of jobs because Harry and Meghan's podcast failed, Nimrods in the news, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show CNN says there's audio of Trump talking about keeping classified documents, John Kirby is left speechless after hearing about Biden corruption claims, Twitter cancels deal with The daily Wire to stream "What Is A Woman?", and much more.
On today's show the House is set to vote tonight on suspending the debt ceiling through 2025, James Comey says Trump represents a serious threat to the rule of law, a major grocery chain store struggles to stay open amid rampant theft, and much more.
On today's show Chicago has another deadly holiday weekend, Dianne Feinstein's memory continues to fail, MSNBC declares Rob Desantis more dangerous than Donald Trump, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show Rod Desantis says the thought that Florida is unsafe for black people is a farce, Trump shares parody of Desantis Twitter announcement, two of Texas' top officials feud over accusations of drunkenness, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show Tucker Carlson's biographer says Fox News fired Tucker as part of the Dominion settlement, a track athlete will miss the state championship after losing to a transgender athlete, the North Carolina Governor declares a fake state of emergency over school choice, and much more.
On today's show Jake Sullivan assures taxpayers that not one penny has been misallocated for Ukraine, a former Bud Light official says "I don't think this boycott is going away", another state capitol insurrection, and much more.
On today's show the Pentagon says it over-estimated Ukraine military aid by 3 billion dollars, liberal pollsters try to bury a poll that found Americans oppose transgender procedures on children, DeSantis is gonna declare his candidacy next Wednesday, The Friday 5, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show Philadelphia Democrats choose a mayor who is in favor of stop and frisk, an elementary school teacher says parent rights end when the kid enters the school, and is Bud Light resorting to giving it's beer away?
On today's show New York counties file a lawsuit against New York City over the migrant crisis, Obama says the thing that keeps him up at night is a fractured media, a man's hand is chopped off in sword attack on a California street, and much more.
On today's show Alejandro Mayorkas says we've seen a 50% drop in border crossings, homeless veterans are kicked out of hotel to make room for migrants, Antifa targets a "Babies Lives Matter" rally and police let them know that wasn't a good idea, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show the biggest topic was the border as we prepare for Title 42 to expire, plus the weird Ministry of Truth lady that is suing Fox News, Bud Lights parent company has had it's stock downgraded, and much more.
On today's show James Comers says Joe Biden was a walking billboard for corruption, the expected border surge, a trans runner whines after being barred from competing against women in Olympics, and much more.
On today's show the feds are about to start releasing a ton of migrants from custody, Trump says his CNN Town Hall could be a disaster, Biden rape accuser warns: "If something happens to me, all roads lead to Joe Biden", and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show the WHO Director says COVID-19 is not over, obesity could be big pharma's biggest blockbuster yet, plus the Friday 5 and more.
On today's show we take a look at Jeffrey Epstein's appointment calendar, Entertainment Tonight says Kevin Costner is leaving Yellowstone, a whistleblower claims the FBI has evidence of Biden taking a bribe, and much more.
On today's show the immigrant who killed five people in Texas has been arrested, Russia claims someone tried to kill Vladimir Putin, the IRS dropping $10 million on weapons, ammo, and tactical gear, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show we continue to follow the story of an illegal immigrant murdering five people in Texas, an AP poll says nearly three-quarters of Americans blame the media for dividing the nation, a bipartisan group of politicians tell Biden to not go through with the controversial mortgage scheme, and much more.
On todays show Charlamagne Tha God slams the DNC for protecting Biden, North Carolina lawmakers unanimously move to stop Chinese entities from buying up farmland, doctors warn oral sex is fueling an epidemic of throat cancer, and much more.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show Joe Biden announces his reelection campaign, Bud Light see staggering sales hit, Hunter Biden is ordered to appear in an Arkansas court, and much more.
On today's show Don Lemon is out at CNN, Tucker Carlson and Fox News part ways, and much more...but mostly that.
On today's show Alec Baldwin gets away with murder, the Louisville bank killer left behind a manifesto detailing anti-gun motive for the shooting, Larry Elder is running for President, and the Friday Five...
On today's show the IRS whistleblower says Hunter Biden's tax evasion case is being mismanaged, a six year old girl is shot after a basketball rolls into a mans yard, a Washington State middle school is blasted for a "Highly Vile" licking game between staff and students, and much more.
On today's show the guys discuss trans activists who set off several incendiary devices at an university event, Elon Musk reveals whether he's seen evidence of alien life, the Inspector General says US taxpayers might be directly funding the Taliban, and much more.
Donald Trump says Desantis is making a mess of Florida with the whole Disney thing, Another major store is leaving Portland Oregon, Elon Musk warns of the grave danger that AI could pose to humanity, and much more...
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show more on the leaked documents and the leaker, the DOJ recommends no jail time for a left wing terrorist who vandalized a church, plus the Friday Five and much more.
More on the classified document leaker, Democrats are asking one of their own to resign, Biden's 10 step plan for global chaos, and much more.
A busy show today! The Manhattan D.A. is suing Jim Jordon, ABC News lies about the man who killed a rifle-toting protester, Donald Trump says the biggest threat is the radical left, President Biden introduces new car emission standards, and NPR quits Twitter.
On today's show the Pentagon's purported classified- document leak, even the liberal Governor of Oregon is wondering what the heck is going on in Portland, kids are coming out as trans and nonbinary at younger ages, plus much more...
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On today's show an expelled Democrat compares himself to Jesus, John Kirby says it's ludicrous to claim we left a bunch of our gear in Afghanistan, Don Lemon says it's racist to fire lawmakers who storm a capitol building, plus much more.
On today's show newly elected Chicago Mayor says crime is bad because people aren't paying enough taxes. Is the Nashville shooting a hate crime? Karine Jean-Pierre can't say. Plus searches for Stormy Daniels on PornHub are up 32,400%.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
On todays show Al Sharpton says the facts of Trump case don't matter; the good news is he's being humiliated. Plus you have to hear Jill Biden talking about women's basketball. It's the funniest thing you will hear all day.
On today's show a flashback to Jean-Pierre having an epic meltdown over the Chinese spy balloon, Marjorie Taylor Green says "Heck yes the Democrats are the party of pedophiles", a trans activist assaults a conservative activist and the cops take the trans persons side, plus much more...
The guys talk about Trumps surrender next week, Karine Jean-Pierre says the trans community is under attack, George Soros claims he never backed D.A. Alvin Bragg, and much more...
On today's show Joe Biden is considering gun confiscation, Russia detains a Wall Street Journal reporter, trans insurrectionists storm the Kentucky capitol building, and much more...
A lot more today on the Nashville school shooting. President Biden laughs about the Nashville attack, trans radicals don't want the Nashville killer's manifesto released, plus Ted Cruz loses it with Alejandro Mayorkas and much more.
President Biden rambles about ice cream and "Good Looking Kids", Staffer for Rand Paul is stabbed in DC, 40 immigrants die in fire, plus much more.
President Biden claims Republicans want to cut border security funding, regrets of a Trans-Care Specialist, CNN warns against "Digital Blackface", and much more.
Mayorkas shows up to El Paso and decides to not talk to anyone, transparency apparently means fascism to AOC, and the Friday Five!
Does the Chinese government have access to American TikTok data? Gay rights activists are spending money to Florida to protest? Do you wash your hands?
China flaunts its "deepening ties" with Russia, DeSantis says he can beat Biden in a presidential race, and the top words we can't spell.
Janet Yellen may be selling the current banking issues short, horses are being held over the supposed, incoming Donald Trump indictment, and the best day of the week to be off from work.
The Biden family is loving the potential Trump indictment chatter, one of USA Today's Women of the Year is a dude, and van Camp shares the joys of parenthood.
Janet Yellen gets called out for lying, Mark Milley says "incidents happen", and the Friday Five!
The feds release video of a Russian jet harassing an American military drone, Democrats and the 2024 presidential election, and YOUR PANTRY IS RACIST!!
Another rough day on Wall Street, a teacher assigns students to share sexual fantasies, and annoying advice!
A question over the stability of the banking system, inflation continues to run hot, and a guy has a bone to pick with boneless wings.
Two banks fail over the weekend, no bailout of them, and the feds are apparently surprised about inflation.
Anthony Fauci is defending himself, people say Adderall is tainted, and a very timely Friday Five!
The "Q-Anon Shaman's" attorney says he never got the January 6 tapes from prosecutors, Fauci sidelined anyone who questioned him on COVID, and Joe Rogan's new comedy club in Austin.
Chuck Schumer wants Tucker Carlson shut down, the White House says the border is secure, and a new Nick Cannon game show is coming!
We're learning more details about the January 6th series of events at the US Capitol, Cori Bush's security guard thinks he's a wizard, and a man tries using a billboard to find a wife.
The president says Republicans are trying to stop the teaching of the Civil Rights Movement, one car company apparently wants drivers to fall asleep at the wheel, and those with "they/them" on their resume are not getting hired.
DC statehood is being discussed again, family advice from John Fetterman's wife, and the Friday Five!
More admission that Wuhan lab leak theory is not a conspiracy, trust in news is down, and the tooth fairy has been hit by inflation.
Of course COVID-19 came from a Chinese lab, Greta Thunberg is protesting wind farms, and the little things that annoy everyone.
The White House says the president does support gain-of-function research, another massive fentanyl bust made, and have you canceled a friend?
It appears COVID-19 possibly DID come from the Wuhan lab, the environmental friendliness of an electric truck, and Ukraine not getting F16s -- for now.
Another bad inflation indicator, how Pete Buttigieg still has his job, and the Friday Five!
Pete Buttigieg wants cameras off if he speaks to reporters, someone at the New York Times says the First Amendment is outdated, and would you rather be buried in a cardboard box or a fancy casket when your time arrives?
Pete Buttigieg just needs some personal time amid a crisis, a juror really loved the idea of getting a photo op approving a subpoena against Donald Trump, and the guys embrace "rage applying".
The president is in Poland and said he wishes he had a Polish last name, Don Lemon will be getting "formal training", and AI calls an AP reporter "Hitler"
The president makes a surprise visit to Ukraine, Austin breaks out into chaos, and Bernie Sanders has something to say about a Nikki Haley proposal.
The nation's transportation secretary says trains derail all the time, DO NOT CALL THAT NUMBER, and the Friday Five!
More questions are being asked in Ohio after this month's train derailment, "BUY AN ELECTRIC CAR!", and we ask whether a plan or spontaneity is better in the bedroom.
Another "don't panic" message from the White House, social media is the modern WMD, and do/did you have a sibling rivalry?
China isn't happy the United States is shooting stuff down, New York City's mayor has been busing migrants to Canada, and how many singles are looking for love on Valentine's Day?
NORAD doesn't rule out extraterrestrials for the recent "object" deliveries, Taliban fighters are bummed about city life, and McDonald's axes "McCrispy" sign next to a crematorium.
The president says the Chinese spy balloon was not a major issue, John Fetterman is dealing with health issues, and the Friday Five!
The White House says everything with China is fine, early tax filers in some states may want to wait, and there's a new vibrating pill.
It's fact-check time for Biden's State of the Union address, Kamala Harris fought her way to say that age is just a number, and Kyle Busch was arrested in Mexico.
More balloon details, a State of the Union preview, and Yellowstone -- the show -- may be nearing its end.
The Pentagon apparently told down the president as to when to shoot down the Chinese balloon, migrants are apparently fleeing New York City for Canada instead, and demand pricing to better seats coming to a movie theater.
Shoot the balloon or don't shoot the balloon, AOC may share some lying tendencies like another young New York member of Congress, and the Friday Five!
El Paso politician says term "open border" is "racist", AOC comes to Ilhan Omar's aid, and some postmortem whitewashing on the Hunter Biden laptop story.
The FBI searches another Biden house, Texas appoints its own border czar, and a 23-year-old woman kills her doppelganger in Germany.
Another 'sit down and shut up' moment from the Biden Administration, American consumers are starting to freak out, and Vancouver has made hard drug use legal.
New York's mayor says Memphis' black cops connected to the Tyre Nichols death are racists, ABC cans its two TV lovebirds, and Dolly Parton says she might have to kick Mick Jagger's "bony ass".
The Paul Pelosi attack video has been released, Jay Leno is in the hospital again, and the Friday Five!
A Democrat is comparing the border policy to Nazi Germany, teacher shot by student warned administrators of immediate threat, and an Uber Eats order stops a college basketball game.
Gavin Newsom says "freedom isn't worth it", a trans dude claims he's a victim, and is it rude to ask your friends to help you move?
Peter Doocy to Karine Jean-Pierre: "What four-letter word did you use?" A reporter suggests gas prices are racist. And is it weird to date a 23-year-old woman who looks like an 8-year-old girl?
Janet Yellen blasts Republicans for wanting to cut spending, more classified Biden documents have been found, and the lamest US tourist attraction.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Alec Baldwin is now legally accused of killing a woman, turns out Facebook was working a little too closely with the CDC, and how many childhood toys do you still have?
Is the White House lying about the Biden docs? The FBI apparently has dirt on Eric Swalwell. And an NHL player is getting blow back for his opt out decision.
There was a Brian Stelter sighting at a disinformation panel, TikTok says employees should stop giving two-week notices, and there was a record-breaking performance in the Cowboys-Buccaneers playoff game.
More Biden docs have been uncovered, Bill Gates squirms again when asked about Jeffrey Epstein, and New York's mayor goes to the border.
The White House is getting defensive about the Biden Corvette docs, it's Friday the 13th, and the Friday Five!
More classified documents have been found at Biden property, consumer prices fell slightly, and are you afraid to say "yes"?
Yet another problem at the airports for travelers, mask mandates are back, and fines for calling people on their days off.
National news media downplays the Biden document discovery, some changes may be coming to student debt forgiveness, and the keys to a happy relationship.
The president makes a visit to the southern border, politicians are pointing at January 6th for Brazilian uprising, and the obese are being considered a protected class.
A New York Times columnist says opposing Kevin McCarthy is apparently RACIST, the White House now says the border has been managed 'in an orderly way', and a rockin' Friday Five!
There's a new border policy that looks a lot like the old one, another tech company announces big layoffs, and do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
The White House no longer wants to talk about the border crisis and is making excuses for why. Colorado is joining the Texas and other states in relocating illegal immigrants. And some behind-the-scenes details about Yellowstone.
A tragedy on Monday Night Football, 60 Minutes his hyping up a doomsday cultist, and a woman pushes a three-year-old onto train tracks.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
NBC's Today Show is completely avoiding the Twitter Files, John Kirby expects Vladimir Putin to continue kidnapping Americans, and the Friday Five!
Russia swaps Brittney Griner for a prolific gun dealer, Georgia sees record turnout despite apparent "voter suppression", and talk about a crazy sick day policy for one restaurant manager.
Warnock wins the Georgia senate race, a Loudoun County coverup leads to a firing, a gifts are a big contributor to holiday injuries.
The president says there are more important things than the border, Hertz settles after car renters get arrested accused of theft, and Kirstie Alley has died.
People apparently want more censorship, testosterone is apparently a toxin, and Hilaria Baldwin says she and Alec are not okay after her husband killed someone.
The White House doesn't care if Apple is helping China, Ye gets banned from Twitter, and the Friday Five!
Janet Yellen says people buying computers and chairs ruined the economy, trans "experts" are science deniers, and two Good Morning America anchors have been getting a little extra cozy.
The president says the public does not appreciate the work his administration has done, the fewlawheels are responsible for inflation, and employers are rethinking college degree requirements.
The president wants Congress to do some union-busting, CNN melts down over Elon Musk, and compassion makes you look younger.
No one is listening to Dr. Anthony Fauci anymore, the dictionary is gaslighting us, and a new splash-free urinal.
The blame game is well underway after this weekend's shooting in Colorado Springs, recession talk has been quiet lately, and a Fauci update!
Twitter reinstates Donald Trump and others to the platform, the "Never Trump Again" crowd, and the World Cup is underway in Qatar!
Democrats want to take away free speech to protect people, Lori Lightfoot brings the cringe again, NoKo gets even more loco with its rockets, and the Friday Five!
Jamie, post-COVID, realizes Fetterman winning his senate race was not just a fever dream, Republicans launch their Hunter Biden investigation, and an admission in the FTX case.
The DHS secretary just doesn't know much about what's going on at the border, The View is scraping the barrel on ways to insult Ron DeSantis, and figgy pudding-flavored SPAM for this holiday season.
The government, again, says the border is secure. Sunny Hostin is, again, misrepresenting conservatives and Republicans. And Russia bombed Poland?
Jamie is out with the 'RONA, the president's assessment of China's leader is "neither and yes", and Jay Leno gets seriously hurt while working on a car.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Florida's governor wins re-election to the chant of "TWO MORE YEARS", the struggle continues to be real for Sunny Hostin, and the New York Times has tips to "reduce election stress".
It is Election Day! David van Camp is our hero for the effort he had to go through to vote. And Gen Z likes to eat mor chikin!
The president now says America is done with oil drilling, Twitter is now apparently not trustworthy for news anymore, and Mattress Mack is the biggest winner of the World Series.
The president says everything it great, apparently no one knew what inflation was before Republicans started talking about it, and the Friday Five!
Greedy corporations are the ones the White House is blaming for inflation, DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE, and the guys have the perfect schedule to maximize vacation days.
Why is the president giving a speech ahead of the midterm elections? Voter IDs are now transphobic, and "reverse catfishing" is on the rise.
The Paul Pelosi timeline, WAR PROFITEERING, and a family turns their dead dog into a bearskin rug.
The major networks exclaim the Pelosi attack is just like January 6th, the loss of democracy, and nose-picking can lead to Alzheimer's disease.
The fear is loud now that Elon Musk officially owns Twitter, Paul Pelosi gets attacked, and the Friday Five!
The White House calls high prices in the stores old news, activists try to explain difference between being transgender and transracial, and there's a new chief twit!
The spin cycle is on full speed as the White House explains how high voter turnout is voter suppression, Fetterman vs. Oz, and there is a racial element to airline fees.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
The president says his "good stuff hasn't kicked in yet", the president says his vice president is doing a great job, the president says SCOTUS has his back, and would you want to pay to be buried alive?
The White House continues to argue oil companies are price gouging, New York nepotism, and college kids like Beto O'Rourke but can't explain why.
The White House is again blaming Russia for high inflation in the United States, Kamala Harris loves electric school buses, and being autistic means you are queer.
The president goes all Anchorman with his teleprompter, trans surgeries on minor apparently isn't a thing, and now-former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard is campaigning for an Arizona Republican.
Kanye West buys Parler, the president says "the economy is strong as hell" while enjoying a 14% price-inflated ice cream, and Fauci says he never shut down the schools.
The great mystery of many of how inflation got so bad, Pelosi was going to punch Trump out, and the Friday Five!
The White House continues to say the nation is going in the right direction, lewd actions are apparently normal in California classrooms, and Elon Musk is now a perfume salesman.
BILLION TRILLION SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION BILLION DOLLARS! Tulsi Gabbard scorches the Democratic Party's earth as she exits the party. And the Walker/Warnock battle presents another plot twist.
Kamala Harris has a solution to the border crisis, COVID lockdowns made kids fatter, and science says Vin Diesel is hot!
The Kamala Harris Texas Two-Step, New York says its too full for more migrants, and racism on the Los Angeles City Council.
A state of emergency in New York, Chicago's mayor is doing karaoke, and the Friday Five!
No one "****s" with a Biden! The White House apparently has the tools to lower gasoline prices. And pesky raccoons keep knocking out power in one town.
OPEC intends to cut oil production, Austin's mayor got caught taking a snooze at a police officer's funeral, and Velma is a lesbian.
Joe Biden says he was raised by Puerto Ricans, 'Bros' flops, and most cat owners are baffled by their cat's behavior.
Jim Acosta and Bill Nye spread climate change misinformation, a U.S. official says Nordstream bombing offers enormous opportunity, and pumpkin spice trash bags.
One official says the destruction of Nordstream "accelerates" the green agenda, another bad inflation report, and it's the Friday Five!
Climate change causes hurricanes! The average American spends a lot of time in "autopilot". And Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting divorced.
Where is Jackie Walorski? A Vice News team learned first-hand how sex offenders behave. And can we make another MVR dream come true?
Gas station owners are to blame for high gasoline prices again, Fauci makes an admission, and Keith Olbermann makes an admission!
The White House wants you to ignore what's going on on Wall Street, Democrats are again using the "H" name to describe a former president, and a climate change fanatic slips up, admitting she flew to Fiji!
The man in charge of border security says it is secure, our Joe-setta Stone may need an update after the latest audio of the president speaking, and the Friday Five!
California governor Gavin Newsom blames Trump for people leaving California, AOC says we need immigrants to be America's baby makers, and an "epic" man vs. squirrel battle!
The White House says there is nothing to talk about with the governors of Texas and Florida, one member of Congress keeps beating dead horse with debunked horse whipping tale, and, wait, this name on my shirt is actually a band?
A Texas sheriff is investigating Florida governor Ron DeSantis over the migrant flight to Martha's Vineyard, Don Lemon gets owned by a royal correspondent, and there's an STD problem out there!
It's all about perspective in the White House, more people are now enslaved, and a $4,000 payday to let out some road rage!
The officials in Martha's Vineyard want 'those people' out of their community, "Delete this por favor", and the Friday Five!
An illegal immigrant says the border IS open, American continue to struggle with inflation, and a Chick-fil-A takedown!
James Taylor headlined a big "celebration" for the White House, DC's mayor says her city is not a border town, and please clap!
Democrats say don't blame them for the runaway inflation, an Ohio congressman running for Senate says we need to kill and confront MAGA, and a lot of chatter about sausage fingers.
The vice president says the southern border is secure! A teacher gets fired for want to present pedophiles in a more positive light. And how much are universities spending on diversity officers?!
Slurping up that 6UP because of the economy, Joe Scarborough is calling Christians heretics for anti-abortion stance, and a royal Friday Five!
Hispanics are voting for Republicans because of "disinformation"? Greta Thunberg wants Europeans to freeze. And more money to Ukraine.
Electric cars are clearly saving the California power grid currently, a strike cancels classes in Seattle, and a sad times in the LGBTQ+ community.
Chicago's mayor says Texas' governor is not a Christian, the "hallmarks" of fascism according to Democrats, and the president says high inflation is because of cars.
The only thing missing from President Joe Biden's speech last night was him telling the nation that he is their father, how many people have you kissed, and the Friday Five!
The White House calls Trump supporters 'terrorists', more people are relying on food assistance, and fourth graders see a massive drop in academic performance.
A weakening economy? The president helped an old lady take down a gang? And California wants electric car owners to not charge their electric cars?
Europe is screwed, the US is short on ammo, and who is paying for the student loan forgiveness?
Lindsey Graham says there will be riots in the streets if former president Donald Trump is arrested, a big increase in deaths at the border, and hitchless towing?
Student loan debt forgiveness = pandemic relief funds? WAIT…ASHLEY BIDEN’S DIARY WAS REAL? And the Friday Five!
The White House says it will be forgiving up to $20,000 in federal student loan debt to some debtors, chatter about elf tossing, and Nick Cannon just can't stop having kids!
Things are sounding a little different today... thanks to technology issues. So here is a little something something the guys put together to hold you over until tomorrow.
Seven in 10 economists think we might be heading into a recession, climate change is apparently the reason behind Dallas flooding, and Mr. Fang Fang has something to say about former president Donald Trump.
Dr. Anthony Fauci is leaving! DC and New York continue to be "overwhelmed" with migrants from the border. And Dennis Rodman is again planning to play unofficial ambassador.
The White House's top non-elected official says the current president doesn't create 's#!tstorms', the "In Memoriam" for Brian Stelter, and the Friday Five!
The Inflation Reduction Act will apparently do something about China's pollution, the CDC director says there were errors with how it handled COVID-19, and Brian Stelter is out at CNN.
Read the president's lips: no increase in the tax bill. A CDC official says it is hard to get people to follow orders. And one certain sector of the population has been buying more guns.
David is back and has some thoughts about the recent Alec Baldwin news, the word 'inflation' is apparently theatrics, and it's all laughs about the concerns surrounding the IRS' planned hiring spree.
Van Camp is still out for another day, mainstream media is jumping on another Trump storyline, and gender-affirming care is the only path for kids (apparently).
U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland is definitely the 'sound of confidence', Democrats say the nation is going in the wrong direction, and the Friday Five!
Continuing coverage of "Mar-A-Lago-gate", expert 'analysis' on the monkeypox outbreak, and a CEO put a teary-eyed post on LinkedIn about laying people off.
David is out with the 'rona, more on the Mar-A-Lago search, and Scott's back with his post-vacation Trifecta!
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
FBI raids Mar-A-Lago, Olivia Newton-John dies from cancer, and mom with young son on stripper pole: "My Kiddo Is A Natural!"
One Democrat says if you pay your taxes, it shouldn't matter if the IRS is bulking up. No summer comeback for the president and the White House in the polls. And DeShaun Watson's new home town is hosting a national massage therapy convention.
Florida's governor says only he has veto powers on state laws, Beto O'Rourke is getting in on the parent blaming game, and, dude, it's the Friday Five!
White House denies gasoline prices were going up before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, God apparently wants you to have an abortion, and some talk about the best wood.
The POTUS is apparently looking weak according to a former Obama administration official, no one wants to talk about 2024, the 2-2-2 rule for marriages, and is Jamie off today?
Afghanistan is where the Al Qaeda leader was but not where Al Qaeda is, Pelosi goes to Taiwan, and a fresh serving of word salad from the White House.
Economists say it doesn't really matter if we are in a recession, the White House is building a wall but is not building a wall, and chicken wing flavored lip gloss.
Fingers fly at the Congressional Baseball Game, Will Smith says 'sorry', and the Friday Five!
The GDP numbers are in and the White House says 'It's not that bad', a poll on gender activism, and fake street musicians!
The Federal Reserve is raising interest rates, a deal for two Americans held captive in Russia, and Scott has never dusted his home in his life.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
New York City and Washington are now getting a taste of what South Texas has been dealing with when it comes to illegal immigration, the New York Times admits they were wrong, and a fiery Friday Five!
The president one day says he has cancer and now we hear he has COVID. The guys also talk about the 2024 election, New York feels overburdened with illegal immigrants, and the military is struggling with recruiting.
CNBC asks Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg if he will be changing the weather in five years, the White House doesn't like Texas sending them migrants, and the craziest excuses from fathers on why they missed the birth of their child.
The White House says the president has made his views to the Saudi crown prince very clear, Starbucks stores are closing because it's just not safe anymore and Gen Z oriented chicken nuggets from KFC!
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
The guys talk about the Independence Day shooting outside Chicago, ESPN bashes the country, and do you know how to spell 'independence'?
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
The guys talk about the dozens found dead in an 18-wheeler in San Antonio, abortion chatter, and the possibility of "Ninja Warrior" becoming an Olympic sport.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
Jamie Markley, David van Camp and Scott Robbins bring their laid-back banter about all of the hottest headlines from across the country.
The Boys are disappointed after hearing more facts come out about the police response in Uvalde, Texas, and a White House economist doesn’t believe it is tone deaf to spend six-trillion dollars. The mayor of New Orleans tweeted a “breathtaking” giant black fist afro comb display from Juneteenth, and ad GOP representatives demand information about the arrest of Stephen Colbert’s staff at the Capitol. Representative James Clyburn says there is no question about whether or not we are in a recession. Russian state media released video of two Alabama veterans captured in Ukraine, and Secretary Jennifer Granholm says eliminating the gas tax would be problematic.
VC&R will be happy when Jamie returns on Tuesday, while Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says a recession is not inevitable. Vice President Kamala Harris sounds stoned while talking about Ketanji Brown Jackson, and Adam Schiff says he has damning evidence on Donald Trump, but he isn’t sharing it. The International Swimming Federation votes to prohibit biological males from competing against women, and the Energy Secretary says President Biden wants a stable recovery. There are questions about the effectiveness of the children’s vaccine, and the head of the World Health Organization “privately believes” COVID came out of that lab.
The Boys are still trying to figure out exactly how the oil companies are to blame for high fuel costs, but one democrat is saying they should have planned for this more than forty years ago. Thousands of electric vehicles have been recalled in the United States due to “no start condition”, and the biggest electric vehicle recalls since the EV era began. Beavis and Butthead will lampoon YouTube and TikTok videos in new episodes, and SpaceX fired a bunch of people who wrote an “open letter” to Elon Musk. Hunter Biden raged at Hallie after she trashed his gun, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention issued tips for sex while having monkeypox. Pixar’s “Lightyear” has been banned in 14 countries over a gay kiss scene, and The Friday Five pays homage to President Joe Biden’s gas prices – Best High Songs.
MVC&R are hoping gas prices will start to decline very soon, while the White House is calling on oil companies to be more “patriotic”. Dr. Anthony Fauci has tested positive for COVID-19, and President Joe Biden gets tongue tied with LGBTQ. President Biden’s open borders are a welcome mat for MS-13 gang members, and Elon Musk will address Twitter employees for the first time. Another police department is cutting patrols because of gas prices, and top democrats are calling for gender-neutral bathrooms in the Capitol. Van Jones talked about the potential of President Biden not running again, and twenty-five people were hurt walking on hot coals for a team-building exercise.
The Boys are celebrating the first Mexican immigrant to be elected to Congress, but mainstream media won’t celebrate, because Mayra Flores is a republican. A Biden economic adviser believes Americans don’t realize how good they actually have it, and President Joe Biden is blaming republicans for inflation. The Department of Homeland Security is going to punish border agents, even though they were falsely accused of whipping migrants. Elon Musk tips his hat toward Ron DeSantis to be the next president, and Seattle will pay an alleged criminal $250 each day he doesn’t get mental health treatment. The World Health Organization doesn’t want it called “monkeypox” anymore, and “Stranger Things” Season 4 is Netflix’s most watched show, ever.
M&R hope Van Camp didn’t actually sell his kidney for gas money, but President Biden was yelling lies at union workers, while complaining about what he claimed were lies. Karine Jean-Pierre is asked for an update on the baby formula crisis, and she gets lost in her stack of scripts. Don Lemon asked a realistic question, for once, about the President’s stamina moving forward, and Jean-Pierre is shocked that he would even ask the question. Americans are not concerned with the January 6th Commission, despite the networks’ desperation to cover the hearings. While republicans question their support for Trump in 2024, the media make fools of themselves trying to make the case for a Biden vote, over Trump. Peter Doocy seemed to be having fun playing with Jean-Pierre’s incompetence, and a glitch caused a California gas station to sell gas for $0.69/gallon.
The Boys will be without Van Camp until Wednesday, and it could be because inflation and gas prices are at the highest levels ever. President Joe Biden says he can’t just “click a switch” to lower gas prices, while legacy media news outlets completely ignored the assassination attempt of Justice Brett Kavanaugh. Bill Maher addressed the crazy guy outside Justice Kavanaugh’s house, and Kellyanne Conway called out Congress for stalling the bill for security. President Joe Biden is again talking about wanting to beat people, and he accuses oil companies of being greedy with the gas prices. Former Uvalde Police Chief Arredondo claims he didn’t know he was in charge, and claims he did not give the order to treat the active shooter as a barricaded suspect. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is refusing to say she will endorse President Biden should he decide to run for reelection, while President Biden explains he has no plans to visit Saudi Arabia, and gives reasons for his visit to Saudi Arabia.
VC&R look forward to Jamie being able to afford gas to be able to drive to work, and the have a montage of President Joe Biden’s excuses for inflation. Adam Kinzinger wants you to know democracy is not safe, while a Texas representative says the border is completely overwhelmed. Two M&M workers had to be rescued from a vat of chocolate, and the Secretary of Education says arming teachers is the stupidest thing he’s ever heard. A former Obama economist says the economy is not in a sustainable place, and Russians thanked President Joe Biden for letting them come into the country illegally. An animal shelter will not give pets to people who support gun ownership, and liberals have been crying about January 6th, so they have inspired this week’s Friday Five – Best Cry Songs.
The Boys do their best to decipher comments made by President Joe Biden regarding communication, as a democrat shifts to gun control when asked about the attempted SCOTUS justice assassination. The President claims gun crime dropped due to the assault weapons ban, and the PGA suspended players for going to Saudi Arabia. Senator Josh Hawley explains what the “disinformation board” was going to do, and a man taunts an orangutan at a zoo, but immediately regrets it. Target will be slashing prices on TVs and furniture due to inventory glut, while Geico must pay a woman $5.2 million after she got an STD hooking in a guy’s car. A trans bishop is out of a gig over racism allegations, and Aaron Rodgers says he will retire as a Green Bay Packer.
MVC&R could have predicted it would happen eventually, and sure enough, a man with a gun was arrested near Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s house. There are plenty of examples of democrats and the media demonizing Justice Kavanaugh, and the communist district attorney was fired by San Francisco voters. California leads the nation in active shooters, and a former burglar has the best way to prevent break-ins. A Kansas woman confessed to leading an all female ISIS battalion, and Mark Middleton’s family has blocked the release of files relating to his suicide. House republicans call on Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to slow the border crisis, and Mexico is about to make the border crisis a whole lot worse.
The Boys consist of David and Scott today, since Jamie is out panhandling in order to pay for gasoline. The White House claims everything is being done with all the tools, while an oil and food company billionaire claims it will get worse. MSNBC discusses how democrats can get people to care about January 6th, and New York is moving towards criminalizing speech. More than 82-million COVID vaccine doses have gone to waste, and President Joe Biden claims he produced the strongest economy ever. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is disappointed with democrats over “Latinx” usage, and Joe Scarborough claims the Uvalde shooter’s gun was more powerful than those used in Vietnam.
MVC&R prefer to use the proper tool for each job, and Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm claims every tool in the toolbox is being used to bring down gas prices. A mother in Uvalde describes running into Robb Elementary to save her children, and terrorists massacre 50+ Christians in a “vile and satanic” attack on a Nigerian church. Vice President Kamala Harris is handing out mayorships, and Elon Musk threatens to walk away from the Twitter deal. Los Angeles district attorney Gascón helped to get a light sentence for a teen who ran over a mother and her baby, and a new ABC poll is showing bad news for President Biden. Transportation Secretary Buttigieg says gas prices are not set by a dial in the White House, and Al-Qaeda now has a “safe haven” in Afghanistan under Taliban.
The Boys don’t like the idea of the federal government coming to take your guns, and President Biden says it’s not about banning guns, it’s about banning guns. Peter Doocy of Fox News asked if President Biden will be taking gun law negotiators with him on vacation, and a Congressman talks about banning semi-automatic weapons, but doesn’t know that would include handguns. President Biden claimed guns are the number one cause of death for children, and Governor Ron DeSantis moves to ban sex change operations for children. The White House says they are not looking for good jobs reports, and gun sales have been over one million for 34 straight months. After Matt Walsh’s “What is a Woman” documentary, The Boys ask, “What is a Man?”, while The Friday Five recognizes the man – Best Man Songs.
MVC&R have the latest information from the latest shooting at a Tulsa medical facility, with multiple casualties reported. A bank executive warns of an impending “economic hurricane”, while the White House explains President Joe Biden’s understanding of the baby formula crisis. Formula manufacturers explain how they saw the shortage coming, while MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell can empathize with Biden’s pain due to the “cascade of crises”. Both Johnny Depp and Amber Heard won in their defamation trial, but Johnny won just a little bit more than Amber. Former NFL star running back Marion Barber was found dead by police, and the Brooklyn Nets posted every LGBTQIA+ flag they could.
The Boys were watching when CNN briefly spoke with the Uvalde School District police chief, and the White House cannot say whether or not President Joe Biden thinks we are in an economic crisis. Student loan debt cancellation is explained through absolute McGurkin, and Joy Reid agrees racism was behind the order to stand down during the Uvalde school shooting. Joe Rogan admits Fox News had his back after the “far left” attacks against him, and French authorities “ban” the use of English words in gaming. Whoopi Goldberg lectures Americans about her hate of “yee-haw guns” and AR-15s, and China moves to buy an iconic American magazine. The United States is sending Ukraine the most advanced weapons systems to date, and black Biden staffers are fleeing the White House.
MVC&R hope everyone enjoyed their Memorial Day weekend, as we remembered those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. Operators were telling officers that there were children still alive in the school, and Canadian President Justin Trudeau says Canada is going to start banning guns. The border agent is speaking out about the Uvalde elementary school shooting, and President Joe Biden claims a 9mm bullet can blow the lungs out of the body. President Biden feels like he just can’t catch a break, while the new “Top Gun” set records for the Memorial Day weekend release. Adam Kinzinger believes it is time to start banning guns, and Lia Thomas says the important thing is that Lia is happy.
The Boys are still sifting through the information coming out of Uvalde, Texas, but it seems law enforcement waited to enter the classroom, because they could have been shot. NBC News managed to make the school shooting about racism, and Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre touts President Biden’s work against gun violence. A Border Patrol agent grabbed his barber’s shotgun and ran to the school, when he received word of an active shooter at the school, and a Uvalde councilman just wants the media to leave the community alone. President Biden says he is not going to “prejudge” the police response, while PBS is blaming the “firearms industry” for the deaths of children. Justin Timberlake sold his music catalog for a reported $100 million, and the world’s largest bottle of whiskey sold for $1.4 million. One Memorial Day weekend tradition in Oxford, Mississippi is the World Championship Old-Time Piano Playing Contest, so the Friday Five features – Best Piano Intro Songs.
MVC&R have the latest on the situation in Uvalde, Texas, and Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke interrupted a press conference on the shooting, in order to do some stumping for his campaign. Video from during the rampage at the elementary school has come out, and it shows frantic parents trying to get past the police barricade to help their children. The woman who wrote “How to Murder Your Husband” was convicted for murdering her husband, and Barack Obama wanted to be sure everyone remembered the anniversary of George Floyd’s death, as the country was still coming to grips with the tragedy in Texas. The Russia hoax player billed the Clinton campaign the same day he spoke with the FBI, and San Francisco schools are dropping “chief” from their job titles.
The Boys are quite aware, but President Joe Biden may have just realized, deer do not wear Kevlar vests. President Biden never really has much use for the facts, but the boys have what is known about the shooter in Uvalde, Texas. The infant formula shortage was made worse by a “mailroom issue” at the FDA, and a zoo worker got his finger bitten off after teasing a lion. The Dutch Prime Minister wants the people to accept poverty, and Steven Tyler is back in rehab after a relapse. Vice President’s Kamala Harris’ niece proves stupidity runs in the family, and the National Teachers’ Guide advises against use of gender-specific language. Joy Reid claims Mexico is safer than the United States, while there are 50K migrants waiting at the border.
MVC&R have been transitioning more and more of their money out of savings, due to the soaring gas prices, while President Joe Biden says we are in a fossil fuel transition. Ready or not, the “carbon footprint monitor” may be on the way, and Vice President Kamala Harris serves up another word salad when talking about kids of the community. State Farm seems to be backtracking from their plans to distribute transgender books to five-year-old kids, and U.S. Air Force cadets who are unvaccinated will not receive commissions. Apple spent millions to help homeless people, but it wasn’t enough, and Will Smith felt like a “coward” not defending his mother against an abusive father. Halsey called out her record label for refusing to release her new song, and Jake Tapper was caught impersonating a journalist, for a very brief moment.
The Boys have been watching inflation get worse for months, and CNN questions just how President Biden was so wrong about inflation. The President says we would defend Taiwan if China were to invade, and an ABC political hack believes President Biden has been a success in more ways than one. Apparently, a high school student signed a letter of intent to accept a job as a plumber, and a CNN anchor claims the Pope does not support the Nancy Pelosi communion ban. A federal judge has decided to keep Title 42 in place, for now, and a look back at the time Nancy Pelosi blamed then President Bush for the high gas prices. The “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” homeless shelter was shut down after vagrants took advantage of the charity, and Stacey Abrams declared Georgia as the “worst state” in which to live. Dave Chappelle’s attacker revealed his reason for attacking the comedian, and Taco Bell is testing a new grilled cheese breakfast biscuit.
MVC&R are not economists, and a Biden administration official talking about domestic oil production also is not an economist. President Biden jumped aboard the struggle bus when talking about NATO, and the latest “Man-on-the-Street” from Essential Fleccas should terrify you. An MSNBC host suggests letting citizens take guns away from people, and police in Texas are investigating a senior prank at a high school. Elon Musk is now facing a “me too” accusation, and NPR has set up a “snitch hotline” for people who don’t wear masks. Charles Barkley had some colorful language for a heckler, and a fake Costco tweet about hotdogs may have tanked their stock price. This Sunday is National Buy a Musical Instrument Day, so the Friday Five celebrates – Best Songs with Musical Instruments in the Title.
The Boys have been watching gas prices continue to set new record highs, and the White House Press Secretary had a total meltdown discussing them. The Dow dropped 1,100 points for the biggest decline since 2020, and President Joe Biden has a bit of trouble with acronyms. Dr. Jennifer Ashton says more boosting may not necessarily be the answer, while Americans would rather talk about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. President Biden invokes the Defense Production Act, in an effort to address the baby formula shortage crisis. The Disinformation Board is being shut down due to disinformation, and Donald Trump tells Dr. Oz to go ahead and declare victory. George W. Bush had a Freudian slip when talking about Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and Elon Musk says he will be voting republican for the first time, because of democrats.
MVC&R are trying very hard to contain their laughter, but President Joe Biden’s “Disinformation Board” is gone, for now, and the FBI debunked a key part of the Trump/Russia conspiracy. It’s no secret democrats use illegal immigration to get more power, and it’s no surprise there is a montage of their confirmation. Hillary Clinton was handed yet another embarrassing defeat, after Netflix decided to pass on the “Rodham” project after two years in development. It seems Dr. Oz is not going to just Waltz into the Senate, and Cori Bush’s primary opponent dropped a hilarious ad. The head of the NIH admitted that trans children are being used as science experiments, while Californians are moving to Portugal in droves, but the Portuguese are not happy about it.
The Boys don’t exactly understand the rationale, but new White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre says we need to raise taxes for climate change. Senator Chuck Schumer is blaming Tucker Carlson for the Buffalo shooting, while the Senate advanced the massive $40 billion Ukraine spending package. Elon Musk ripped President Joe Biden, saying the, “Real President is whoever controls the teleprompter.” The Women’s March is calling for a rage-filled summer, while President Biden is spending $5 billion on bike lanes. A federal court halted Biden’s mandates forcing religious employers to pay for trans surgeries, and Governor Ron DeSantis signed a law making it illegal to protest outside someone’s home.
MVC&R have what is known about the Buffalo shooting, and the shooter, as the media wastes no time in blaming Tucker Carlson for the whole thing. President Joe Biden believes telepathy would have helped with the baby formula shortage, and Dr. Anthony Fauci says he would not work under a second Trump administration. A fentanyl awareness group is asking the Biden administration to track overdose deaths the same way they did COVID deaths, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes free speech should be balanced. In the wake of the Roe decision leak, Yale law students are calling for the ostracizing of conservative classmates, as well as tossing out the Constitution, and a priest called out NPR’s abortion coverage for leaving out pro-life voices. The Cincinnati Reds threw a no-hitter against the Pittsburgh Pirates, yet still lost the game, and the most male- and female-dominated careers today.
The Boys are not hoarding baby formula, that we know of, but outgoing Press Secretary Jen Psaki says hoarding is to blame for the shortage. The White House is claiming there were no COVID vaccines before President Biden took office, and Elon Musk puts the Twitter takeover on hold amid fake account questions. The FBI did track parents who opposed COVID policies, according to Republicans, and Jen Psaki says the crack pipe stimulus is a conspiracy. Joe Rogan blasted people who have a problem with the “groomer” term, and Adele bought Sylvester Stallone’s house, which came with a “Rocky” statue by the pool. Planned Parenthood explains that the word “choice” ignores the lived realities of black people, and the FDA approved “cookie-flavored” underwear to prevent STIs during oral sex. This week has been full of discussion regarding life, and its beginnings, so The Friday Five highlights the issue – Best Life Songs.
MVC&R cared when people were lining up to fill their trunks with food boxes, but President Joe Biden is saying the “MAGA Crowd” did not care one bit. Protesters claim Justice Amy Coney Barrett does not understand what pregnancy is, and a man with no flying experience had to land a plane after the pilot passed out. Senator Mitch McConnell is saying the war in Russia is the most important thing, while the White House economic advisor believes store shelves are fully stocked. Candace Owens and Officer Brandon Tatum take Black Lives Matter, and Representative Katie Porter says abortion is necessary because of inflation. Pallets of baby formula are being shipped to the border, and Representative Cori Bush is questioning the absence of sperm regulation.
The Boys sometimes have some trouble understanding President Joe Biden, but the President thinks Americans lack understanding as to why his administration is not to blame for inflation. Senator Tim Scott shuts down a Biden official with a stunning rebuke, after she suggested black women need abortions to succeed. James Cromwell, the farmer from “Babe”, glued his hand to a Starbucks counter, because he believes it will help in the fight to save the planet. A vaccine expert speaks out a year later to claim “a moratorium on mRNA ‘vaccines’ is needed,” and a man died of a heart attack while burying his girlfriend he murdered. A pro-choice group is targeting 6 GOP-appointed judges’ homes for their “Walk by Wednesday” protests, and customers were harassed by anti-police protesters during a San Francisco ice cream shop’s police event.
MVC&R have been monitoring the gas prices as they have continued to escalate, not because of Putin, and we have now hit a brand new all-time high in fuel costs. The White House believes it is possible to divide, and unite people at the same time, while Alabama has made it a crime to castrate children. President Joe Biden signed a bill to “streamline” the process of handing cash to Ukraine, and the same security agency on duty while Dave Chappelle was attacked, was the same security agency that worked Astroworld. Patrisse Cullors talks about her family not being the only one to make money off BLM, and Nicolle Wallace claims January 6th is the catalyst for Putin’s invasion into Ukraine. Bill Maher and Paul Begala slam student loan debt forgiveness, and Target’s new Pride Month collection will feature chest binders and packing underwear.
The Boys didn’t bet on the winner of the Kentucky Derby, but it was the second-biggest upset in the history of the race. A pro-life group attacked with graffiti in Wisconsin, and a child therapist claims we are in crisis mode. Former Attorney General Bill Barr slammed the Biden administration for its response to the SCOTUS draft leak, and Jake Tapper regurgitates talking points with the governor of Mississippi. President Vladimir Putin commemorates “Victory Day” with a nuclear-themed rally, and a Hollywood lawyer paid off over $2-million of Hunter Biden’s taxes. Will Smith’s movie “Emancipation” has been pushed to 2023 post-slap, while a leftist reporter was arrested for vandalizing synagogues, and trying to burn down a mosque. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is saying the SCOTUS “slapped women in the face”, and Afghanistan's Taliban order women to cover up from head-to-toe.
MVC&R are analyzing the jobs report, and it seems job growth is strong, but wages can’t keep up with the out-of-control inflation. Press Secretary Jen Psaki suggests protesting outside of a SCOTUS justice’s house is fair game, and President Joe Biden wants to conquer and honor folks who have gotten in the way. The Department of Homeland Security has no records of interviewing anyone for the disinformation governance board, and Bill Gates is teaming up with the World Health Organization in planning for the next pandemic. The Department of Justice establishes the “Office of Environmental Justice”, and this is what moms really want for Mother’s Day. Since Sunday is Mother’s Day, The Friday Five honors moms everywhere – Best Mom Songs.
The Boys haven’t heard of any states trying to segregate gay children, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki is unable to provide any evidence of such a situation. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is claiming the Supreme Court committed violence against women, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas denies that their policies caused the border crisis. Walgreens reached a $683-million opioid settlement with Florida, and Joy Behar is calling for a “sex strike” to protest the leaked SCOTUS draft opinion. More people are scared of Mark Zuckerberg’s Metaverse, and the new “Star Wars” Frosted Flakes have a light, and a dark side. CBS badgers Bank of America’s CEO to pay for employees to get abortions, and public sentiment about the economy is at the lowest point in a decade, according to a CNN poll.
MVC&R are continuing to monitor the meltdown, as one democrat claims the Supreme Court does not have the right to change the law. Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage at the Hollywood Bowl last night, and Yamiche Alcindor is concerned pregnancies will turn into children. Vice President Kamala Harris believes women are being denied their rights, and Jamie Raskin suggests republicans want to sterilize you next. The missing Alabama prison official had a “special relationship” with the disappeared inmate, and Elie Mystal is completely unhinged during his rant about our forefathers. Whoopi Goldberg wants to keep abortion between her and her child, and Vice News recommends using horse medicine to abort babies.
The Boys are quite entertained by the media weeping of the leaking of the SCOTUS draft opinion on Roe v Wade, and President Joe Biden is saying Roe is religious. Democrat lawmakers are saying “the right to abortion is sacred”, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki is claiming the Disinformation Board is going to help with the border crisis. The Indiana Attorney General is suing Black Lives Matter, and a University of Tennessee pitcher just broke the record for the fastest pitch in college. It seems the “miracle drug” to battle COVID doesn't work, and Mayor Eric Adams attempted to pull an AOC at the 2022 Met Gala. The director of “Fast X” reportedly quit because of Vin Diesel, and Jack Nicholson’s axe from “The Shining” sold for $175K.
MVC&R have been watching the economy go crazy, and NBC’s Sam Brock is saying the economy “is a bit crazy”. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits his office could have done a better job explaining their Ministry of Truth rollout, while CNN’s David Zurawik believes Elon Musk is dangerous, and is opening the gates of Hell. A guy repeatedly blamed his farts on the dog, and it cost his wife thousands in veterinarian bills. Brian Stelter claims the Ministry of Truth is “just a Fox story”, and Duran Duran topped the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s fan vote ballot. Snapchat is selling a $230 drone that takes selfies, and Bill Murray wants to learn from his mistakes after inadvertently crossing a line. Public school enrollment is down, and the FBI’s warrantless searches of Americans’ data more than doubled from 2020 to 2021.
The Boys were not surprised to hear the latest report about the struggling economy, as Press Secretary Jen Psaki questioned if anyone would object to a “ministry of truth”. The new “truth minister” sings a song about disinformation, and Representative Ken Buck compares Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to Benedict Arnold. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is desperate to deflect the severity of inflation, calling financial strain on Americans’ lives an “aberration”. Representative Maria Salazar wants the media to do their jobs, and Texas sues President Biden over the new border rule. Sharon Osbourne is having to travel home to help Ozzy fight COVID, and a democrat gets completely embarrassed when asked about racism. The Friday Five celebrates National Family Week – Best Sibling Bands.
MVC&R have been watching inflation steadily increase, as they now have reports the economy shrank in the first quarter of 2022. President Joe Biden seems to think the country has seen great growth, and Representative Maxine Waters tested positive for COVID-19. An actor served his wife with custody papers while she was on stage, and the Department of Homeland Security set up the “Disinformation Governance Board”. President Biden talks about Ukrainian prices being paid with Ukrainian lives, and Sage Steele is suing ESPN on grounds of free speech, after comments on their vaccine mandate, and remark about Obama’s race. Harvard de-platformed a feminist who was opposed to males competing in women’s sports, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was asked about his past experiences with failure.
The Boys are closely monitoring their portfolios, especially after Deutsche Bank warns of a major recession on the way. DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas believes the border crisis has been “effectively managed”, and Amber Heard’s lawyer objected to his own question. The American Academy of Pediatrics is targeting young kids with a radical gender ideology puberty guide, and President Joe Biden put up more roadblocks for domestic oil production. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin denies the United States is in a proxy war with Russia, and Chuck Schumer claims the only way to fight inflation is to raise taxes. Dr. Anthony Fauci says we are past the pandemic phase, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki dismisses claims of President Biden’s corruption, since it was ten years ago.
MVC&R were in absolute shock to find out Elon Musk could censor candidates to swing an election, as MSNBC attempts to make believe that this hasn’t already happened in recent elections. A South Texas democrat blames President Biden for the situation at the border, as well as the energy crisis. An update on Alec Baldwin, after he shot and killed a woman on a movie set. Jen Psaki explains President Biden’s concern about disinformation, and a judge rules Title 42 to remain in place, for now. A Japanese man who married a fictional character wants to raise awareness about “fictosexuals”, and Mexican authorities are witnessed trying to stop migrants, in an unusual sight.
The Boys are keeping a close watch on Twitter, as the social media platform and Elon Musk could reach a deal today. Authorities are still looking for Specialist Bishop Evans, the Texas National Guardsman who went missing trying to rescue two illegal immigrants. Jen Psaki thinks people just don't understand President Biden’s “magic”, and Milani Cosmetics caught Amber Heard lying about Johnny Depp bruises. Orrin Hatch passed away over the weekend, but before passing he wrote a Hanukkah song. A large library association picks a “marxist lesbian” as its president, and Dr. Anthony Fauci believes it sets a dangerous precedent to let the legal system work. A black nationalist shot four people in Washington D.C., but the media were suspiciously silent by Monday.
MVC&R are still monitoring the fallout from the overturning of the CDC’s mask mandate, and Dr. Anthony Fauci believes the courts should not be involved in public health matters. A teachers union boss is speaking out against the parents’ rights bills, claiming that the bills are disrupting education. Philadelphia bails on its new mask mandate, and MSNBC says Governor Ron DeSantis actually did okay with COVID. Leaked audio exposed Kevin McCarthy’s desire to get Donald Trump to resign, and a reporter asked Mayor Lori Lightfoot why she would even consider running for reelection. Tennessee passes a bill that requires drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent, and dog beds for humans are now a thing you can buy. Today is Earth Day, and the boys wanted to celebrate properly with The Friday Five – Best World Songs.
The Boys sometimes have a little trouble keeping up with the ramblings of President Joe Biden, and sometimes he talks about masks on planes when asked about the border. MSNBC provides a Bible lesson about Jesus Christ, and Vice President Kamala Harris talks about the excitement of space. Jen Psaki believes teachers should be talking the children about their sex, and liberals react to Barack Obama’s removal from Spotify. A French teacher who performed in drag in front of students is pursuing a new career, and Johnny Depp talks about Amber Heard’s “need for violence”. Piers Morgan lied about Donald Trump “storming off of interview”, and teens attacked a Hispanic woman because she had braids.
MVC&R were not traveling at the time the mask mandate was overturned, so they didn’t get to celebrate, but the media are freaking out about the dissolution of the mandate. More than two dozen republican governors launch the “Border Strike Force” to address the border crisis, and college students weigh in on the student loan crisis as President Biden extends the payment pause. A TV station in Taiwan apologizes for telling people China was bombing them, and President Biden believes people should not make money while serving in Congress. Johnny Depp testifies that he never hit a woman, and a study shows it is not your fault if your mother-in-law hates you.
The Boys were celebrating with people all across the country, after a Federal Judge overturned the CDC’s mask mandate. One flight attendant was singing while collecting discarded masks, while another flight attendant cried after two years of wearing masks. Jen Psaki cannot explain the need for mask mandates on planes, because she is not a doctor, and lunatic liberals on TikTok were doxxed by the Washington Post. A New York Times reporter falls for an obvious joke about the overturning of the mask mandate, and Viola Davis’ portrayal of Michelle Obama was mocked for her pursed lips. The White House does not want to discuss the horse whipping hoax anymore, but Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers will take on Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen on the golf course.
MVC&R hope everyone had a blessed Easter weekend, but one Senator used Easter to justify sending troops to Ukraine. Health experts are claiming the vaccines were never meant to prevent infections, and Elon Musk publicly slams Twitter’s board after they adopted the “poison pill” option. The Easter Bunny accidentally handed out condoms at an elementary school, while Representative Cori Bush surpasses $300K spent on private security, as she continues her calls to defund the police. NPR’s Maria Hinojosa lied on MSNBC about border agents whipping Haitians, and the United Kingdom announced their intent to ship illegal immigrants to Rwanda. “Elder Millennials” are calling out false millennial stereotypes, and 78-year-old Roger Daltrey says he still hopes he dies before he gets old.
The Boys are looking forward to the end of inflation like they look forward to the end of the week, but President Joe Biden claims 70-percent of inflation is due to President Putin. Elon Musk is saying he has a “Plan B”, while MSNBC warned of “devastating consequences” due to Musk’s buying of Twitter. CNN covers President Biden’s poll numbers, which are really really low, and the Today Show lied about the Grand Rapids shooter. Shanghai police were battling furious residents as buildings were seized, and Mayor Eric Adams slammed Black Lives Matter over the crime surge. Researchers are about to open a secret tomb deep beneath Notre Dame, and The Friday Five always plays the greatest songs of all-time – Best Good Songs.
MVC&R still are not the ones responsible for the inflation crisis. The Brooklyn subway shooter was arrested after turning himself in to police, and the White House is blaming Texas governor Greg Abbott for inflation. Elon Musk is expressing an interest in buying Twitter, and a look back at Secretary Mayorkas talking about the weaponizing of horses at the border. A trans gender prison inmate got two other inmates pregnant, and Press Secretary Jen Psaki thinks President Joe Biden is irrelevant. A democrat senator is in “rapid decline”, and Joy Behar doesn’t believe homosexuality was mentioned in The Bible.
The Boys have been concerned about inflation since it started to shoot up, because of President Joe Biden’s policies, and Vice President Kamala Harris thinks the people deserve to know they are concerned, as well. A suspect has been named in the New York City subway shooting, and an arrest has been made. A Black Lives Matter co-founder says charity transparency is racist, and President Biden says President Putin is committing genocide. The stakes are fairly high with Elon Musk and Twitter, while surgeons perform better when they are listening to rock music. Sacramento paid one of the mass shooters thousands of dollars just weeks before the shooting, and the first Texas bus dropped off migrants just blocks from the U.S. Capitol.
MVC&R are keeping an eye on the subway shooting in New York City, as well as keeping track of the record inflation that continues to skyrocket. CBS is hyping the need for the fourth COVID shot, but they are concerned Americans are more worried about inflation. Vice President Kamala Harris reminds us of why people think she is stupid, and a teacher is talking about how doctors “get it wrong” on gender. The Seattle police are no longer investigating rape or child abuse, and Krispy Kreme will sell one dozen donuts for the same price as a price of a gallon of gas. Saudi state TV did a parody of a President Joe Biden press conference, and Chris Hayes stupidly believes Governor Greg Abbott is abusing children.
The Boys have been worried about the out-of-control inflation, and now consumer fears have reached an all-time high. The Today Show is questioning the need to bring back mask mandates, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says people need to judge their individual risk. President Joe Biden believes going after gun rights is a winner, while Amber Heard claims she maintained love for Johnny Depp as their court trial begins. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention may keep the transportation mask mandate in place, while Vice President Kamala Harris wasn’t wearing a mask, because she is important. The COVID lockdowns were handled the worst by California, and New York, but Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are engaged, again.
MVC&R don’t think we’re prepared for 18K migrants a day coming across the border, yet Jen Psaki still downplays the issue, and she says Speaker Nancy Pelosi kissing of President Joe Biden doesn’t count as “close contact”. Former President Barack Obama claims he stood up to Russia back in 2014, and Brian Stelter invokes the dead Fox News cameraman, in an attempt to defend himself against fake news accusations. NBC News employees are worried Jen Psaki will tank their brand, and the federal government thinks it is necessary to mangle the genitals of children. The CEO of Disney was groveling in his apology to the LGBTQ community, and Washington D.C. does not want to receive migrants from Texas. A homeowner “went Mike Tyson” on a burglar, and according to a study, letting your dog lick your face could kill you. With rainstorms breaking out all over the country, the guys brainstormed an idea for The Friday Five – Best Rain Songs.
The Boys begin the show with news breaking that Speaker Nancy Pelosi has tested positive for COVID, while the DEA is warning the nation to prepare for “mass-overdose” events across the country. Texas Governor Greg Abbott is sending migrants to Washington D.C., while the Biden administration is handing out cell phones to migrants as they come across the border. CBS News actually reports on the Hunter Biden situation, while another reporter says she still doesn’t care about Hunter Biden corruption. Dr. Anthony Fauci is blaming former President Donald Trump for the COVID deaths, while Secretary Xavier Becerra doesn’t know what a man is. A BLM founder says it’s racist to ask about the group’s finances, and a New York Times editor recommends turning off Twitter for a while.
MVC&R like to think of themselves as patriotic, but Representative Hakeem Jeffries believes oil companies should be more patriotic. A Texas rancher talks about people running drugs through their fields, and Senator Dick Durbin admits they didn’t handle republican nominees very well. A Florida stripper posed as the cousin of the teen killed in the free-fall ride accident, and the Sacramento shooting suspect was just released from prison, after serving less than half of his sentence. Representative Matt Gaetz annihilated Defense Secretary Floyd Austin while reviewing his record, and P!nk mocked Rolling Stone Magazine for selling out in an Instagram rant. Chicago is rolling forward with taxpayer-funded “gas cards” to combat rising fuel prices, and a man was tired of his car getting broken into, so he rigged up a flashbang grenade.
The Boys have been recognizing the warning signs, and now a major Wall Street bank is forecasting a recession ahead, and a former Obama administration official is calling for seriousness when it comes to the border. President Joe Biden talked about meeting a woman named Big Mama, and Biden’s CDC director wants you to be terrified of COVID-19. Twitter is appointing Elon Musk to their board of directors, and Jen Psaki got defensive when asked about teaching little kids about sex. Dick Durbin says republicans accused Judge Jackson of “vile things” in front of her family, while men’s NCAA basketball had far more in attendance than the women’s.
MVC&R are not enjoying watching inflation get steadily worse, and a supermarket chain owner is saying prices will get even higher in the next two months. An Axios reporter lowers the boom on the “Putin price hike” lie, and trying to figure out exactly what Vice President Kamala Harris is trying to say. Elon Musk became the largest shareholder of Twitter after a shakeup tease. Chief of Staff Ron Klain claims President Joe Biden is not worried whether or not Hunter Biden broke the law, and Wolf Van Halen reacted to losing “Best Rock Song” to the Foo Fighters. Russian soldiers were killed with poisoned pastries by Ukrainians, and the top American foods that foreigners crave after leaving the United States. Will Smith might be losing some jobs along with resigning from the Academy, and Latinos in Florida are moving towards the republican party.
The Boys go over the jobs report, which missed expectations, but is still a solid report. The Energy Secretary wants people to know they can buy electric cars, and the State Department warns Americans in Russia and Ukraine to get out immediately. President Joe Biden spoke about the transgender day of visibility, and a White House economist is saying we need to be dumping oil. The Oscars director says Chris Rock instructed police not to arrest Will Smith for battery, and Ariana Grande pledges $1.5 million to organizations “advocating for” trans children. A guy hacked an airline’s website and tracked down his own missing luggage, and Bud Light is buying San Antonio a round of beer, in honor of Eric Church. Honoring the return of Van Camp to The Friday Five, after being out for Best 70’s Albums, and one of the worst decades ever – Best 90’s Albums.
MVC&R have been watching the rate of inflation continue to climb, as another key inflation gauge hits a 40-year high, and meat prices are expected to increase. The White House believes people are not skeptical about runaway spending, and Vice President Kamala Harris serves up another word salad that escapes her appetite for comprehension. Hillary Clinton’s campaign was fined for funding the Steele dossier, and Chris Rock returned to doing stand-up after the slapping incident. Apple and Facebook handed over information to hackers posing as law enforcement, and former President Obama’s DHS secretary says there is an “unsustainable” situation at the southern border. A Disney actress proposes passing a “Don’t Say Straight” bill, and Bruce Willis is stepping away from acting after being diagnosed with aphasia.
The Boys are a bit skeptical when it comes to the COVID boosters being approved, again, but the White House wants more money for COVID vaccines, while ramping up vaccines for illegal immigrants. Governor Ron DeSantis absolutely leveled Disney over their support of the anti-grooming bill in Florida, and O.J. Simpson finally weighs in on the kerfuffle between Will Smith and Chris Rock at The Oscars. Dr. Anthony Fauci is not sure if we’ll ever know whether or not the lockdowns were worth it, and the Federal Trade Commission is suing Turbo Tax for their “free free free free” claims. Former President Donald Trump suggests President Putin should explain what Hunter Biden was up to, and Stephen Colbert suggests Fox News’ Peter Doocy should be slapped for asking President Biden about chemical weapons.
M&VC will be glad will Scott returns on Wednesday, and Robbins will be enjoying his nap later in the day. President Joe Biden is saying he did not say the things we all heard him say, and Will Smith apologized to Chris Rock via Twitter. Governor Kate Brown is proclaiming they say “gay” in Oregon, and a spokesperson for Governor Ron DeSantis points out what is intimidating President Biden. According to a Harvard poll, Donald Trump beats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, and Peyton Manning wants Tom Brady to return his retirement gift. A school photo company used a green screen for photos taken on St. Patrick’s Day, and E-Scooter commutes are up since gas prices are so high.
The Boys sure hope we’re not about to go through another recession, but they discuss the possibility of one on its way. President Joe Biden was pleading for the removal of President Putin from power, and the administration almost simultaneously walked backed his comments. Will Smith slapped Chris Rock right across the face at the Oscars, and then cried his way through an apology to his “fellow nominees” after winning an Oscar. Cory Booker is beyond offended by the request that Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to define “woman”, and Elon Musk announces he may launch a new platform to take on Twitter. A Squad member tweeted support for Will Smith’s slapping of Chris Rock, then deleted the tweet, and Foo Fighters drummer Taylor Hawkins had ten different drugs in his system when he died.
M&R will be glad when Van Camp returns on Monday, and President Joe Biden can’t wait to return home from his European trip. President Biden got frustrated when asked about the effectiveness of sanctions as a deterrent, despite numerous administration officials specifically claiming sanctions were meant to deter President Putin from invading Ukraine. Intelligent people everywhere are still dumbfounded by Judge KBJ’s inability to define “woman”, and we’re watching numerous media outlets getting banned from Twitter for their tweets of truth. President Biden was speaking about his inspiration for changing his mind to run for President, as he repeated the lie about President Donald Trump’s comments on the Charlottesville protesters. We’re finding out more about the truth around the story of Hunter Biden’s lost laptop, and we’re learning Hunter could be facing charges of tax evasion, and money laundering. Since Van Camp was born in the 80’s, and is taking a day off today, Jamie and Scott celebrate with The Friday Five – Best 70’s Albums.
The Boys have never subscribed to QAnon’s theories and beliefs, but CNN believes the questions about Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s record are an appeal to QAnon. Senator Cory Booker cried as he gushed over President Joe Biden’s nominee, while CEOs for the major airlines told the President they have had enough of the mask mandates. Howard Stern is blaming Republicans for ending the mask mandates, and NBC News airbrushed Lia Thomas to make him look more like a girl. According to the Washington Post, Republicans have treated Judge KBJ worse than Democrats treated Brett Kavanaugh, while Boston is absolutely shocked to find more crime in schools after they ditched their police.
MVC&R are big fans of all the traits that make women exactly what they are, but SCOTUS nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson is incapable of describing what makes women. Joy Reid had a meltdown over GOP senators’ questioning of Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the judge struggles to justify letting a child porn suspect off because he had diplomas. A new book claims “Dr.” Jill Biden hates Vice President Kamala Harris, and the CDC overreported COVID-19 deaths by more than 70K. A mother is silenced at a school board meeting for reading a district-approved book out loud, and Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson cannot say when she believes life begins. Russia is not taking nuclear weapons off the table, and the Taliban cancels girls’ higher education despite pledges.
The Boys are not engaging in any computer hacking, that we know of, but President Joe Biden says Russian cyberattacks are coming. We all remember the time President Biden gave President Putin a handy list of things to attack, and Senator Lindsey Graham says he hopes Gitmo detainees die in prison. A Florida man hacked gas pumps to get pennies on the gallon, and Senator Mazie Hirono faces backlash for claiming Bien’s SCOTUS pick was chosen due to her race. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention tells the New York Times it hid COVID data for political reasons, and seven times The Babylon Bee reported history before it happened. The best jobs for people who like to talk, and Cori Bush clarifies, defunding the police is the goal.
MVC&R were looking forward to giving Dr. Anthony Fauci some well-deserved noogies at his retirement party, but Dr. Fauci says he doesn’t see changing anything before the pandemic ends. Senator Dick Durbin whined about “unfair attacks” on the Supreme Court nominee, and a UFC star wants to punch Mark Zuckerberg’s head in. The Biden administration is thinking about sending people gas gift cards, which would raise the taxes on oil companies. A swimmer unleashes on the NCAA for allowing a biological male to take her slot, and ESPN takes a protests “don’t say gay” with a moment of silence. Bloomberg wants you to fight inflation by eating less, and letting your dog die, while President Biden will be replacing Vice President Harris in Europe for NATO talks.
The Boys have had it with the pandemic mandates and directives, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says you need to be open to more lockdowns. Lia Thomas was named an NCAA swimming champion, and Thomas says blocking out critics’ “noise” is the best strategy. MSNBC talks about the “accomplishments” of Lia Thomas, while Stacey Abrams portrays the “President of Earth” in an episode of Star Trek. Liberals really need to be held accountable for their abuse of children during the pandemic, but White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki tap dances when talking about the current risks of COVID. Hollywood liberals are demanding Canada shut down its pipeline, and The Spectator looks into the reason so many Americans are unwilling to defend their country. The Friday Five honors the tremendous fight being put up by Ukrainians against Russia – Best Fight Songs.
MVC&R have known it since the war began, and President Joe Biden finally admits that he believes President Putin is a war criminal. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki scrambles to reassign blame for high gas prices, since the White House’s “Putin’s price hike” spin clearly was not working. Jussie Smollett is ordered released from jail after serving less than a week of his five month sentence, and The New York Times wants you to know the Hunter Biden laptop story was legit. Chris Cuomo says his “journalistic integrity” was “unjustifiably smeared” by CNN, and he is asking for $125 million in restitution, while Speaker Nancy Pelosi got annoyed with a reporter for asking about COVID relief money. Thieves stole almost 400 gallons from a North Carolina gas station, and Chick-fil-A could be declared a “public nuisance” in Santa Barbara, California.
The Boys were listening with the rest of the world as President Volodymyr Zelenskyy spoke to both Houses of Congress, and President Joe Biden announced that the First Lady’s husband has COVID. Senator Mitt Romney voted against lifting mask mandates for preschool-age children, and the media has united to shift blame for high gas prices from President Biden. President Biden doesn’t know from which state Secretary Jennifer Granholm comes, and the teachers union made a sign to show solidarity with Ukraine, but the Ukrainian flag was upside down. New York Rangers fans booed during Governor Kathy Hochul’s introduction at a game, and USA Today named a transgender Biden administration official as one of its “Women of the Year”.
MVC&R are praying for the family of slain Fox News cameraman Pierre Zakrzewski, who was killed in Ukraine by Russian forces. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki claims the administration is still trying to take steps to lower gas prices, yet democrats are divided on whether or not to suspend the federal gas tax. It has been reported that President Vladimir Putin is cracking down on top intelligence, and military officials, because of numerous failures during the invasion of Ukraine. Jussie Smollett’s family is concerned he may be beaten up in jail, and the governor of Mississippi signed a critical race theory ban. A San Antonio school segregated children and showed graphic autopsy photos in a “lesson”, and an NFL quarterback asked why there are pregnant man emojis.
The Boys are ready for an end to the outrageous inflation, but the Treasury secretary says we are in for another year of discomfort. Vice President Kamala Harris is talking about the importance of showing people they got what they wanted, and former President Donald Trump is saying it was his personality that kept us out of war. Tom Brady changed his mind about going into retirement, and it was hours after somebody spent more than $500K on Brady’s “last” touchdown ball. A military reserves officer allegedly falsified recommendation letters for Afghans seeking special visas, and ABC News claims “six in ten Americans” want kindergarten teachers to talk about kids’ genitals.
MVC&R are praying for the people of Ukraine, and President Joe Biden threatens a “severe price” if Russia decides to use chemical weapons. The White House’s media talking points blaming Putin for inflation have been distributed, but an Obama economic advisor is saying the blame belongs squarely on President Biden’s shoulders. Jussie Smollett proclaims his innocence and insists he is “not suicidal” during his sentencing hearing, and Florida governor Ron DeSantis absolutely levels Disney for their stance on the state’s anti-grooming bill. Kim Kardashian is getting backlash for advising women to get back to work, and your Attorney General claims the January 6th investigation is the most important thing his agency has ever done. The Friday Five are continuing the celebration of Women’s History Month – Best Women Rockers.
The Boys are not digging the outrageous inflation that has accompanied the Biden administration, and the key inflation measure jumped to the highest level since January 1982. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is saying President Biden’s inflation is being called “Putin’s price hike”. Elon Musk will pay Ukrainian employees if they have to go fight, and he condemns the rising woke trend in corporate America. President Biden is saying drilling companies are free to drill, and former President Donald Trump claims the Afghanistan withdrawal made Putin invade Ukraine. Russia confirms the use of illegal vacuum bombs in Ukraine, and John Kerry is warning of the onslaught of climate change refugees.
MVC&R would love it if someone in charge would do something about the outrageous gas prices, but President Joe Biden says he, “Can’t do much about gas prices.” The director for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is now saying COVID is seasonal, and the “Vagina Museum” celebrates International Women’s Day by honoring biological men. Vice President Kamala Harris is now going to Poland, and Secretary Pete Buttigieg wants you to buy an electric car so you can save on gas money. The president of GLAAD says the gender identity curriculum does not exist, however, banning the nonexistent curriculum would be harmful to children. Socialist Representative Rashida Tlaib wants you to believe the surging inflation going on is not inflation, and an MSNBC anchor admits it is “insane” that the United States is not energy independent.
The Boys would love it if President Joe Biden was able to lower the costs, and the President says he is “using every tool” to do just that. The President also claims he is not hampering oil drilling in the United States, and the Ukrainian ambassador recommends Russia delegates seek mental help. A proud “Squad” member and “defund the police” advocate spent taxpayer dollars on private security, and the mayor of New York City believes toddlers understand they must wear masks. Senator Jeff Merkley wants to declare a climate emergency right away, and a guy made $75K in a year by suing telemarketers. The Florida surgeon general recommends against healthy children getting the COVID vaccine, and working outside your normal schedule can make you hate your job.
MVC&R watched the relentless assault on Ukraine by Russia over the weekend, but Secretary Antony Blinken is claiming we are united with our NATO allies. A far left democrat believes skyrocketing gas prices will not be solved by producing more oil, and the CDC director is claiming they didn’t have enough caution. Utah’s republican governor vows to veto a bill protecting women’s sports, and feminism should support helping troubled men, according to National Review. Chuck Todd is actually comparing “voting rights” to the situation in Ukraine, and a father facing jail time for going maskless to his son’s games wins in court. A democrat draws similarities between the struggle in Ukraine, and fighting for President Biden’s agenda, while Alec Baldwin says opioids have killed more people than he has.
The Boys have not seized any nuclear power plants, although tempted often, but Russia has taken control of Europe’s largest power plant, which is located in Ukraine. The Labor Secretary wants increasing oil production off the table, and the International Cat Federation has banned Russian owners. President Vladimir Putin claims he and his attackers “have no ill intentions”, and Lindsey Graham is hoping someone in Russia will assassinate Putin. Vice President Kamala Harris is slammed for her focus on the Equality Act amid the Russian invasion, but she will next be heading to Warsaw to display solidarity for Ukraine. Bill Barr believes former President Trump and his lawyers deserve some blame for January 6th, and A.I. can now read people’s social media posts to determine if they are crazy. Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot shines light on her obsession with her latest fallacy, and The Friday Five honors Women’s History Month – Best Woman/Women Songs.
MVC&R are enjoying the circus of the stalled Russian convoy in Ukraine, and Governor Ron DeSantis told high schoolers to stop with the “ridiculous COVID theater” of mask wearing. President Joe Biden has a perplexing excuse for why housing is so expensive, and “Dr.” Jill Biden actually believes things are so much better now. The President claims we are going to lower the deficit by trillions of dollars, and the controversial trans swimmer says, “I am not a man.” Portland schools adopt a new climate policy, and the Energy Secretary says the “energy transition” is to blame for high gas prices. Border Agents react harshly to President Biden’s SOTU immigration claims, and Melinda Gates says she divorced Bill because she couldn’t trust what they had.
The Boys were quite impressed with the State of the Union speech, but not the one delivered by President Joe Biden. The speech provided for a lengthy montage of the latest of President Biden’s audible stumbling, and an assassination attempt on President Zelensky failed due to Russian spies. Apple stops all product sales in Russia and restricts state media apps, while a Florida man blames President Putin for his running of a stop sign. While talking about the situation in Ukraine, President Biden says “we stand with the Iranian people”, and a nine-year-old snuck out of his house and boarded a plane without his parents. California is thinking of naming heat waves the same way we name hurricanes, and Chuck Todd blames the right wing echo chamber for the bad economy.
MVC&R are watching this nightmare unfurl in Ukraine, but the resilience of President Zelensky is enough to bring a translator to tears. The White House claims politics had nothing to do with the modification of mask guidance, and President Joe Biden forgets the name of his Supreme Court nominee. Disney will no longer release movies in Russia due to their invasion of Ukraine, and 12 Russian diplomats accused of “engaging in espionage” are ordered to leave the United States. President Biden is claiming republicans are trying to stop black people from voting, and Adam Kinzinger falls for a shoddy Photoshopped “Ghost of Kyiv” hoax. A growing number of companies are no longer interested in Russia, however OnlyFans has not yet hit Russia with any sanctions.
The Boys are quite impressed with the bravery and resilience of the Ukrainian people, and a Ukrainian soldier issued a warning to Russians in a cheerful video. President Joe Biden believes people just can’t comprehend how great things are going, and FEMA reminds everyone to remember to socially distance and mask up in case of nuclear attack. The Centers for Disease Control predictably updated their masking guidance ahead of the SOTU address. Democratic socialists are blaming U.S. imperialism for the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and according to The New York Times, two new studies say COVID did not come from a lab. A Ukrainian man removed a mine from a bridge while smoking a cigarette, and Al Franken says the end of the world will occur when Donald Trump wins in 2024.
MVC&R are minus Jamie today, and he is not running guns to Ukraine. At least, it’s not confirmed. Officials throughout the Biden Administration were expecting sanctions to be a deterrent for Vladimir Putin to invade Ukraine, but President Joe Biden is claiming no one actually expected sanctions to be a deterrent to invasion. President Biden names his pick to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer, and Hillary Clinton is blaming former President Donald Trump for Russian aggression. (Shocker) The New York Times wants to know why they are not seeing more masks on the faces of Ukrainians, and Google decided to terminate their own mask mandate. Press Secretary Jen Psaki again has to clarify comments from President Biden, while “the 1980’s called and they want their foreign policy back,” so we have a Friday Five just for that – Best 80’s One Hit Wonders.
The Boys remember Joe Biden from 2019, when he claimed Putin’s days of terror would end if he were to become President. The State Department squirmed when asked about the big pipeline, and a flashback of Donald Trump telling the head of NATO that Germany gave too much to Russia. The White House believes crazy gas prices are about standing up for our values, and the UN Secretary General wants to give peace a chance. Stacey Abrams refuses to say if the upcoming election is rigged, and experts now say there is a huge amount of learning loss. John Kerry wants to remind everybody that the Russian invasion is bad for the climate, and more absolutely brutal polling for President Joe Biden.
MVC&R hope they never get sanctioned, but President Joe Biden announced sanctions against Russia. Press Secretary Jen Psaki doesn’t think Vladimir Putin is intimidating the administration, and Tulsi Gabbard slammed Vice President Kamala Harris for remarks made on her international trip. The CDC was blasted for withholding data over fears the vaccine would appear ineffective, and Justin Trudeau promises to defend democracy in Ukraine. Senator Chuck Schumer has a goal to make abortion available during all nine months of pregnancy, and a New York professor is called out for saying she would “give priority to non-white folks”. A democrat Congressman wants to seize the truckers of protesters headed to D.C., and then give them to growing businesses.
The Boys have absolutely no problem calling the invasion of Ukraine an invasion, but an official at the White House is unable to state the plain truth. Bill Gates made an incredibly absurd comparison on mask mandates, and the Centers for Disease Control’s lies have completely destroyed its legitimacy. More words of wisdom from Vice President Kamala Harris, and Indiana republicans gutted a parents’ rights bill to appease the teachers union. The NFL world reacts to Aaron Rogers’ rather cryptic post, and the Big Ten suspends coach Juwan Howard for the rest of the regular season. Acquitted Kyle Rittenhouse launches his “Media Accountability Project” to hold media and celebrities accountable, and the average pet tries to eat something they shouldn't four times a day.
MVC&R are keeping a close eye on the situation in Ukraine, and Vice President Kamala Harris says we need to put ourselves out there. There was a mass shooting during a “chaotic” protest in Portland, and an Olympic skier suffered frozen genitalia during the cross-country race. Canadian police are even going to punish people who left the protest, and Sec. John Kirby doesn’t want you to judge the administration on Afghanistan. Critical race theory-related ideas were found in mandatory programs at 23 of top 25 U.S. medical schools. A trans child molester brags about not doing prison time, and Jacksonville set up sensors to figure out why Jacksonville smells so bad.
The Boys are big fans of gelato, and the Canadian gelato café owner is speaking out about getting doxxed for donating to the protesting truckers. Joy Behar does society a favor by announcing her intent to mask up indefinitely, and a Louisville mayoral candidate is not happy his would-be assassin is out of jail. Mike Lindell wants to airdrop MyPillows to the truckers, and Hillary Clinton hints at a possible lawsuit against Fox News. A memo shows President Joe Biden’s border crisis will not be ending any time soon, and Matthew Stafford ignored a falling woman who ended up fracturing her spine. Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation is suspended from donations by Amazon, and honoring National Cardiac Rehabilitation Week with The Friday Five – Best Heart Songs.
MVC&R think it is time to unmask the children of this country, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says unmasking the kids would be risky. Justin Trudeau is saying if you stand with the Canadian truckers you are a nazi, and the invasion of America’s Southern border continues absolutely unabated. Canada orders the freezing of 34 cryptocurrency accounts connected to the “Freedom Convoy”, and a .22 rifle is considered a “weapon of war” by California governor Gavin Newsom. Chris Cuomo is a “despised figure” within CNN at this point, and COVID data will not be released over concerns it will be misrepresented by anti-vaxxers. Tom Hanks’ son says he didn’t have a strong male role model growing up, and Clinton allies have taken over Black Lives Matter.
The Boys believe the situation has very big ramifications, and President Joe Biden says it could impact our prices. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was heckled while delivering remarks on his dictatorship, and a school board member loses it when a speaker refuses to wear a mask. The mayor of New York City claims the media is racist, while the media seems to have come down with “laryngitis” after years of pushing Trump/Russia collusion. Multiple San Francisco school board members have been recalled, and Bob Saget’s family is suing to block the release of documents related to his death. Four more cast members from “A Christmas Story” are coming back, and they finally figured out how to make non-alcoholic beer taste like the real thing.
MVC&R have thankfully not received a report card in decades, but there is another terrible economic report card for President Joe Biden. The deputy Prime Minister of Canada announces seizure plans for Canadians’ money, and this year’s Ad Meter results for the Super Bowl are in. It looks as if Russia may be pulling back its troops, while an Olympic official defends efforts to smooth over the Peng Shuai case. Netflix is referring to their price increase as an “update”, and the White House cannot say it’s bad for someone to spy on the President. Justin Trudeau claims to be interested in restoring confidence in Canada’s institutions, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blames crime for ending the extra child tax credit.
The Boys enjoyed the Super-Spreader Bowl, and fans rejected the mask mandate despite being given a mask at the stadium. The Hillary Clinton campaign paid to hack Donald Trump after he was President, and Justin Trudeau tells truckers they have been heard, but it is time to go home now. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes inflation is up because people have jobs, and President Joe Biden suspends avocado imports. New Zealand blasted Barry Manilow in order to break up their Freedom Convoy, and Kanye West went off the rails this weekend threatening Pete Davidson, again. President Joe Biden attacked the NFL for its lack of black coaches, and Bernie Sanders used a Super Bowl tweet to push President Biden to cancel student loan debt.
MVC&R would like to think of themselves as wise guys, and President Joe Biden thinks it’s wise to ask about inflation. President Biden provides another stellar example of his lack of senility, and Canada puts a freeze on donations made to the protesting truckers. McDonald’s in Canada unofficially has a chicken sandwich called “The Trudeau”, and CNN is making the claim that no one likes President Biden. Fox News reports Hillary Clinton will be speaking at the New York democratic convention, and James Carville wants everyone to stop talking about January 6th. Joe Rogan is telling mainstream media to do a better job, and The Friday Five honors the truckers protesting up North – Best Canadian Artists.
The Boys have been proponents of ending the mask mandates, but it seems to be different when democrats are calling for their dismissal. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is saying truckers could be shut down if they protest here, and a CNN host is “out of ideas” on “what to do about Joe Rogan”. The Justice Department quoted Martin Luther King Jr. while arguing for leniency for an arsonist who killed a person, and a Christian pastor trends after a Tweet on female modesty, which outraged feminists. Beto O’Rourke claims to not be interested in confiscating guns anymore, and a Pew poll says a whole lot of people don’t trust public officials. We found out today that Bob Saget died of head trauma, and today is also the day most people ditch their New Year's resolution.
MVC&R move at their own pace, but Jen Psaki says the CDC runs at the pace of science. Justin Trudeau says mandates are the way to avoid restrictions, and Tucker Carlson throws serious shade at President Joe Biden’s crack pipe equity plan. Iran unveils a new missile which is said to put Israel and U.S. regional bases within range, and an Illinois dad talks about his special needs child wearing masks. Stacey Abrams says Georgia is not in a place where mask mandates can be lifted, and a high school student pulls a knife on another student in a disagreement over masks. Alec Baldwin is talking about how “strange” it is to be back on set, and “broken heart” cases surge during COVID, especially among women. Laid off Peloton employees were given a one-year subscription as part of their severance, and ratings for The Olympics in China crash and burn.
The Boys are not medical experts, but an actual medical expert says we should not pay attention to case counts for COVID. The horror of the Canadian trucker protest has escalated, because now the protesting truckers have pizza. Mike Tirico is returning early from the Olympics for unknown reasons, and President Joe Biden is now threatening to end the pipeline from Russia to Germany. A democrat credits President Biden with dropping mask mandates, and Build-A-Bear announces their “After Dark” collection. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot says remote learning is to blame for the spike in crime, and a human smuggler goes full exorcist during her arrest.
MVC&R have been watching as school districts blatantly defy governors’ order outlawing mask mandates, and Illinois school districts closed down after their mask mandate is blocked. An ESPN analyst says America should ignore China’s crimes against humanity, because this country has voter ID laws. Pro-mask and non-governor Stacey Abrams went to an elementary school, and took a maskless picture surrounded by masked children. In President Joe Biden’s first year, more police officers were intentionally killed since 1995, and now Ottawa police are stealing gas from protesting truckers. An author pushes to cancel Joe Rogan for using the N-word, but then someone looked up use of the N-word in the author’s books.
The Boys were reluctantly monitoring the opening ceremony for this year’s Olympics, and China trotted out a Uyghur muslim, while NBC helped deliver the narrative. Chinese authorities remove a Dutch journalist during a report, and an AP reporter takes down Ned Price in a press conference. A Virginia mother tees off against the school board over mandates, and a doctor warns of medical totalitarianism amid the COVID-19 crackdown. Speaker Nancy Pelosi tells American Olympic athletes to shut up and dribble, and MSNBC holds the governor of Texas accountable for not being able to stop the rain from falling. Major news outlets completely ignore the Johns Hopkins report on COVID lockdowns, and a cold snap has consumed the country, as well as The Friday Five – Best Cold, Ice, Snow, and Freeze Songs.
MVC&R are glad to announce the killing of an ISIS leader, but they question the timing after several disastrous polls for President Joe Biden. Critics are questioning President Biden’s cancer initiative, and Brian Stetler came very close to actually telling the truth. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is blaming climate change for the tensions with Russia-Ukraine. Despite considering itself a “champion” for women, the ACLU is defending the transgender UPenn swimmer. The Canada border protest is growing as truckers ask the government to end COVID mandates. Al Franken is defending Whoopi Goldberg by pointing out her stage choice of stage names, and an illegal immigrant was responsible for drawing swastikas on the D.C. landmark.
The Boys were blown away by the confession from the director of the FBI, after Christopher Wray said the level of Chinese espionage blew him away. The White House wants Spotify to do more about Joe Rogan, and a look back to the time Dr. Anthony Fauci talked about Texas “inexplicably” dropping COVID restrictions. The Afghanistan “evacuation” was even worse than we thought, and a chicken was caught trying to break into The Pentagon. Former President Donald Trump says he would absolutely offer pardons for January 6th, and a new poll of Florida voters has Ron DeSantis crushing President Joe Biden. Whoopi Goldberg’s co-hosts are “furious” with ABC for suspending her, and the average couple will spend $416 on each other this Valentine’s Day.
MVC&R are big fans of good news, and the Today Show claims to have good news for kids on vaccines. Wondering just how bad the next jobs report is going to be, and there was a massive brawl at a Golden Corral. Whoopi Goldberg has second thoughts on her denial the Holocaust was about race, and Tom Brady officially announces is retirement from the NFL. Scientists are speaking out about being silenced over the lab leak theory, and shrill MSNBC bros claim Joe Rogan is “in over his head”. Seventy-seven percent of tested Baltimore high school students read at an elementary level, and thousands of 49ers fans couldn’t watch the game after a stray bullet knocked out their cable.
The Boys were watching the truck protest in Canada, and CBC pondered the possibility of Russia organizing the protest. A CNN contributor says she is “haunted” by Joe Rogan, and California officials were hanging out at a football game, while violating the mask mandate. The University of Nebraska censored their mascot’s “OK” hand sign over concerns of white supremacy, while Kanye is allegedly telling people Pete Davidson is gay, and has AIDS. A poll shows most Americans want President Joe Biden to consider “all nominees” in the Supreme Court pick, and Sean Penn believes “cowardly genes” cause men to wear skirts. North Korea tested the longest-range missile since 2017, and the Canadian Prime Minister has COVID.
MVC&R were watching the funeral of murdered NYPD Officer Jason Rivera, and his widow hoped the District Attorney was watching, as she ripped him for his pro-crime policies. CNN tried to scrub a report about President Joe Biden’s phone call failure with Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky, and a bridge in Pittsburgh collapsed just hours before President Biden’s visit. General Mark Milley has some pretty formidable words for Russia, and a Border Patrol agent slams the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. Teammates are uneasy about changing in the same locker room with trans UPenn swimmer Lia Thomas, and the winner of the SpaceX raffle gave away his seat because he exceeded the weight limit. Illegal immigrants are being flown all across the country, so The Friday Five is inspired by the Biden Administration – Best Fly Songs.
The Boys finally have some good economic news, and President Joe Biden talks about driving electric cars. Spotify decided to remove Neil Young, and The View discussed the Supreme Court. While sneaking illegal migrants into New York, a federal contractor says, “We want to keep this on the down low.” Unvaccinated students are like students who show up with knives, and Scott yelled at a cancer patient. Elizabeth Warren is sued for asking Amazon to suppress a COVID book in searches, and Nicolas Cage has a crow that calls him names. The Surgeon General calls for censorship of Joe Rogan, and now Prince Andrew wants a jury trial.
MVC&R have not forgotten about the ongoing border crisis, and a new Pew poll shows President Joe Biden’s numbers turning negative on every major issue. Former President Donald Trump is heard referring to himself as the 47th President, and those that do the science are talking about Stealth Omicron. The latest excuse for Vice President Kamala Harris’ failure is due to the “D.C. Bubble.” Dr. Anthony Fauci is defending the FDA’s decision to rescind monoclonal antibody treatments, while there is a report that Capitol Police are spying on lawmakers, and those they meet. Florida continues to defend its title as the Shark Bite Capital of the U.S., and San Jose passes a law mandating gun owner insurance, as well as an annual gun ownership fee.
The Boys hope they won’t have a need for monoclonal antibodies, since the FDA pulled back on their use. Ned Price doesn’t understand the Afghanistan comparison, and The Today Show just figured out carjackings are a problem these days. President Joe Biden calls Peter Doocy of Fox News a “stupid son of a bitch,” and then called Doocy later to say, “It’s nothing personal, pal.” A hospital denied a man a heart transplant, because he had not been vaccinated. Neil Young told Spotify to remove Joe Rogan, or remove his songs, and Elon Musk’s Neuralink makes its next move to begin human trials. An Afghan refugee was convicted of sexually abusing a 3-year-old girl in Virginia, and the Super Bowl 56 logo looks like a bloody crime scene.
MVC&R were not able to attend the “Defeat the Mandates” march in Washington D.C., and President Joe Biden moves ahead with a vaccine mandate at the border. A veteran sportscaster blasts the IOC for going back to China, and some are wondering why we are not yet using sanctions against Russia. Senator Bernie Sanders is frustrated over President Biden’s failures, and the Washington Post believes conservatives are making up the crime wave. North Portland business owners are begging for help, and fans at the Australian Open were asked to remove their “Where Is Peng Shuai” t-shirts. The governor of New York is blaming an “illegal gun” for the killing of an NYPD officer, and a school board member wants parents to know, “I don’t work for you.”
The Boys will not be writing to Russia anytime soon, but Secretary of State Antony Blinken promises a strongly-worded letter will be written. Fewer than 1 in 6 Americans want U.S Soldiers in any Ukraine/Russia war, and critics slam NBC News for suggesting school curriculum transparency would lead to censorship. Jordan Peterson resigns from his tenured position at University of Toronto, and Gavin Newsom says we all have a responsibility to stop crime. A fascinating study shows gender is not a “social construct”, and Joy Reid believes the infrastructure bill was the “White Guy Employment Act”. Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but she dumped him because she was afraid of Hannibal Lecter.
MVC&R were monitoring President Joe Biden’s speech on Wednesday, and the President fumbled his way through, while displaying uncertainty when it comes to Russia in Ukraine. Dana Bash is clarifying election comments President Biden made, and Vice President Kamala Harris says world leaders are worried about us. The Therapeutic Goods Administration has confirmed the first cases of myocarditis and pericarditis after Pfizer and Moderna boosters, and Alec Baldwin is being sued by the family of a Marine killed during the Afghanistan pullout. Oscar Mayer is selling a new bologna-inspired beauty mask, and NBC sports announcers will not be traveling to China to call the Olympics.
The Boys have been watching President Joe Biden’s failures pile up, and there is good evidence to show he is hitting rock bottom. The World Health Organization is not recommending boosters for healthy children and adolescents, while China warns foreign athletes against speaking out on politics at the Winter Games. Stevie Wonder comes out in support of ending the filibuster, and Los Angeles police have identified the suspected killer of Brianna Kupfer. Arkansas inmates sue over COVID treatment with ivermectin, and CNN was mocked after announcing their new “misinformation” team. A liberal mother says the school closures have made her question her politics, and Coach Nick Saban joins others to urge Senator Joe Manchin.
MVC&R have been wondering how Rochelle Walensky has been able to keep her gig as CDC Director, and a progressive democrat is calling for her replacement. A democratic strategist is saying the party’s problem is “bad followers”, while Soviet-style posters mocking President Joe Biden and Dr. Anthony Fauci over vaccine orders. The father of a murdered UCLA student called out some politicians, saying they put the rights of criminals ahead of law abiding citizens. Dr. Fauci says we are only in the first of five phases of the pandemic, and Michael Phelps weighs in on the collegiate transgender swimmer. MSNBC was talking about white supremacists during the Texas synagogue attack, and Elizabeth Warren claims republicans want to stop people from voting.
The Boys are monitoring the terrorist attack from over the weekend in Dallas/Fort Worth area of Texas, but President Joe Biden says “we don’t have enough facts” as to an Islamic terrorist held Jews hostage. A professor was suspended for a profane rant in which he called students “vectors for disease,” and Ghislaine Maxwell “will no longer fight to keep names of John Does secret.” Disclosures show Dr. Anthony Fauci’s household made $1.7 million in 2020, including income, royalties, travel perks, and investment gains. Governor Glenn Youngkin signed 11 orders on day one in office, including a ban on CRT, and investigating Loudoun County officials. YouTube banned a counseling channel for “hate speech” after a “conversion therapy” report, and a Portland Police training slide talked about hitting “dirty hippies.”
MVC&R are thinking of super soft birthday parties after Jen Psaki talks about bunnies and ice cream, and the FDA gives the okay to use one million expired COVID tests. CDC Director Rochelle Walensky cited a debunked Arizona mask study, and Novak Djokovic is on track to be deported from Australia. It isn’t quite clear whether or not Governor Ron DeSantis was taking a dig at Trump, and the DOJ charges the founder of Oath Keepers with “seditious conspiracy”. Candace Owens goes off on “most annoying celebrity” Demi Lovato, and a left-wing activist compares the filibuster to Russia invading Ukraine. A woman put her cat in the hospital after threatening it with a timeout, and Alec Baldwin’s wife posted a rather bizarre photo. An earworm is the first video on YouTube to hit ten billion views, so that served as the inspiration for this week’s Friday Five – Greatest 80’s Music Videos.
The Boys would lose their jobs if they delivered the show the way President Joe Biden delivers a speech, and President Biden’s explanation of masks pretty much requires a map to prevent getting lost. Senator Elizabeth Warren says corporate greed is to blame for the rampant inflation, and these are the products that will empty your wallet as inflation continues to soar. President Biden puts out a call for free masks for everyone, and 270 doctors demand Spotify implement a COVID-19 “misinformation policy” over Joe Rogan’s podcast. Dick Durbin admits the President may have gone a little too far in his Atlanta speech, while a bar is barring any mention of COVID-19, and assessing fines.
MVC&R have been watching shelves go bare and prices go up, while inflation has increased at the highest rate in forty years. President Joe Biden wants to “kill the filibuster”, and he claims the Georgia voting law is against The Bible. Senator Ted Cruz pounds the podium after being asked about his lack of mask, and you’ll need a photo ID to enter most D.C. businesses, starting Saturday. Whoopi Goldberg and Chuck Schumer agree on the current state of voting for black Americans, and former President Trump calls out “gutless” politicians who won’t disclose their vaccination status. Dr. Anthony Fauci and Rochelle Walensky were mocked for mixed messages on masks, while at a hearing to discuss Omicron. A judge has declined to dismiss the sexual assault lawsuit against Prince Andrew, and USA Today thinks pedophilia is merely “inappropriate” and is “among the most misunderstood conditions in America.”
The Boys love it when Senator Rand Paul goes after Dr. Anthony Fauci, and now Dr. Fauci is saying Sen. Paul is trying to get him killed. Supporters of Novak Djokovic were pepper-sprayed following his visa reinstatement, and it seems Stacey Abrams is actually going to miss President Joe Biden’s voting rights speech. Orkin released its annual list of cities with the most bed bugs, Secretary Xavier Becerra is defending CDC director Rochelle Walensky. Whole Foods says BLM’s mask ban is protected by the First Amendment, Chicago teachers are finally going back to work. Flights were halted at the same time North Korea tested a missile, and Tesla now offers an “assertive” self-driving option.
MVC&R are trying their darndest to keep up with the CDC’s COVD guidance, and Director Rochelle Walensky says it’s “hard” coming up with the advice they provide. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has tested positive for COVID-19, after her maskless vacation in Florida. Savannah Guthrie has some unflattering words to say about the CDC, and a former Biden adviser is calling for the schools to reopen. Parents are speaking out on the trans-gender swimmer, and California shuts down a church preschool over the mask mandate. Bob Saget was found dead on Sunday in a Florida hotel room, and Alec Baldwin invoked January 6th to defend himself. The mayor of New York City is now on-board with letting noncitizens vote, and Americans adopted millions of dogs during the pandemic.
The Boys are taking a look at another disappointing jobs report, and Tucker Carlson calls out Senator Ted Cruz for his “terrorism” comments on January 6th. CBS buried poll results showing most Americans of both parties believe January 6th was “a protest that went too far”, and AC/DC’s music is too expensive for Cobra Kai. Advisers “plea” with President Joe Biden to change his coronavirus strategy, and WaPo is extremely late in issuing a correction to a fact check about Senator Tom Cotton. A year after January 6th, the elites are perpetuating a double standard, and Taco Bell has launched its $10 monthly subscription. The CDC director is reportedly meeting with media coaches, while Andrea Mitchell and Chuck Todd drooled over President Biden’s speech. The Manhattan district attorney defends the pro-crime policy, and The Friday Five have you covered – Bands Whose Biggest Hit Was a Cover.
MVC&R have plenty to do just trying to keep track of the media’s weeping over January 6th, and Liz Cheney explains how the Capitol riot was not mostly peaceful. Vice President Kamala Harris believes January 6th was like Pearl Harbor and 9/11, and President Joe Biden asks if we are a nation that accepts political violence. People are going on 29% fewer dates during the pandemic, and National Geographic prints claim Kyle Rittenhouse killed two black people. A guy was charged $600 after getting stuck in an Uber in the I-95 traffic jam, and multiple armed rioters fell off the most wanted list. A trans healthcare specialist doctor says it is becoming a social contagion for kids, and a Texas judge drastically reduces the sentence for a child sex predator.
The Boys are doing their absolute best to keep up with the CDC’s COVID guidance, and the White House does not believe COVID is out of control. An intelligence official says no one listened to their warning last January 6th, and Hank Johnson provides some fresh audible fun. People in Virginia were stuck on a train with frozen toilets, and Brian Stelter thinks Sean Hannity caused the “insurrection” last year. The University of Portland is requiring booster shots before students can return to campus, and the governor of New York is rethinking the need to count COVID hospitalizations. Ana Navarro says President Donald Trump was illegitimate, and George Floyd’s 4-year-old niece was shot.
MVC&R are standing up for your legal right to vote, but a democrat claims this will be the last election if republicans win. President Joe Biden’s disapproval numbers hit a new high, and hundreds were stranded on the roads in a Virginia snowstorm. Around 4.5 million people quit their jobs in November, and “Real Housewives” alum Kelly Dodd was fined $16K by Bravo for wearing a “Drunk Wives Matter” hat. Without citing clinical trials, the FDA approved emergency use of COVID-19 boosters for children 12 and up, and these are 10 universally agreed upon “A-hole moves” that people commit. The Albany prosecutor will be dropping the charges against former governor Andrew Cuomo, saying that he cannot prove his case.
The Boys are glad to be back, and they hope everyone had a very Happy New Year. Dr. Anthony Fauci believes society could be hurt if people isolate too much, and CNN explores the “trauma” reporters went through on January 6th. An Oregon dad goes legend when he tells President Joe Biden, “Let’s Go Brandon!” Betty White died on New Year’s Eve, but her 100th birthday special will air as planned. Joe Rogan moves to GETTR after Twitter bans Dr. Robert Malone, and Antonio Brown’s meltdown may cost him more than his spot with the Buccaneers. About 23% of Americans made New Year’s resolutions, while RadioShack is rebranding itself as a cryptocurrency exchange. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez celebrated the New Year with family at a “crazy disco party” in St. Bart’s, and one state went from firing unvaccinated workers to letting COVID positive nurses work.
MVC&R were not in charge of ordering COVID tests for the country, and President Joe Biden wishes he had thought to order more. President Biden says he intends to run for President again, and lawmakers who wanted to “reimagine police” were carjacked. A far left democrat doubles down on calling Senator Joe Manchin racist, and Quidditch is changing its name due to “transphobic” J.K. Rowling. Vice President Kamala Harris believes coverage of her would be better if she were male, and the Bills’ Cole Beasley takes aim at the NFL’s “rules” after testing positive for COVID-19. The governor of New York doesn’t think masking children is a big deal, and most attorneys in one liberal city’s prosecutor’s office have quit.
The Boys do not think COVID happened overnight, but that seems to be what President Joe Biden believes. Rochelle Walensky absolutely refuses to call Omicron “mild” while doing an interview, despite overwhelming evidence that it is exactly that. A CNN commentator doesn’t know the difference between Virginia and West Virginia, while Elizabeth Warren is now blaming grocery conglomerates for skyrocketing food prices. The Food and Drug Administration may approve the Pfizer and Merck COVID pills in the next few days. President Biden claims it didn’t take long to send out coronavirus tests, but he also believes the supply chain crisis never occurred. A democrat called Senator Joe Manchin a racist, and there may just be some hope for liberal cities.
MVC&R are looking forward to the COVID tests that the White House is going to start mailing to people, but Vice President Kamala Harris is not blaming the unvaccinated for the pandemic. President Donald Trump chimes in on Dr. Anthony Fauci, and President Biden fired his dog. Conservatives are blasting squad member Ayanna Pressley for her comments on the “violence” of student debt. The CNN producer accused of sex trafficking tried to payoff witnesses, yet actual violence is prompting people to take an interest in guns. The White House is actively trying to scare people, yet they insist, “We’re not trying to scare people.” Scientists are puzzled as to why Omicron cases are already falling in South Africa, and people keep asking Dr. Anthony Fauci about his weekend plans.
The Boys are preparing for the cold weather winter will bring, and the White House says there a “severe winter of death” is in store for the country. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims Senator Joe Manchin is threatening democracy, after Jon Karl broke the news that Manchin would be voting “no” on President Biden’s BBB. Senator Bernie Sanders is saying Manchin doesn’t have the guts to vote for BBB, and a DC teacher had their students act out the Holocaust. Bill de Blasio is saying we need more mandates, and the editor for a swimming magazine says it is a “pressing issue” with the trans swimmer. Senator Elizabeth Warren has tested positive for coronavirus, and Fentanyl has killed more young people than COVID. Charlamagne tha God’s stupidity is once again on full display, and Megyn Kelly chimes in on masking kids.
M&R will welcome VC back on Monday, but he is not out because of the rona. Omicron is spreading quickly, and President Biden is warning of “severe illness and death” this winter, even though South Africa is denying hospitalization to Omicron patients. Pfizer’s CEO says their vaccine is effective against Omicron, yet a report from NBC News on Thursday contradicts his claims. Crime is spiking in communities that have put an emphasis on defunding their police, and Peter Doocy points out the mayor of San Francisco is backtracking on that policy. The White House wants leaders of communities to take a tough stance on crime, but they can’t bring themselves to decry the defunding of police. Airline executives have testified about the uselessness of masks, and a passenger decided to use a thong as a facial screen. The trans-gender UPenn swimmer is smashing records, as teammates are afraid to speak up with criticism, but parents have signed a letter calling for an end to trans-athletes competing. The people providing information on the pandemic have proven themselves to be untrustworthy, but you can trust that the guys are in the holiday spirit with The Friday Five – Best Christmas Songs.
The Boys are fully aware what constitutes insanity, but Dr. Anthony Fauci wants to keep doing things that have failed, in order to insure a safe Christmas. The federal government will cover 100% of the cost of tornado cleanup, and the Jacksonville Jaguars have fired head coach Urban Meyer. Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon seems to support slavery, and Governor Greg Abbott says a Texas-Mexico border wall is coming soon. Bruce Springsteen agrees to a massive deal to sell his music catalog, and Senator Joe Manchin loses it on a HuffPost reporter after being asked about the Child Tax Credit. Major airline CEOs push back on plane mask mandates, and Ron DeSantis calls out President Joe Biden for his “mass human smuggling operation” in Florida. Senator Ted Cruz eviscerated Jake Tapper for his maskless tweet at a holiday party, and the NFL seems to have trouble with geography when it comes to Taiwan.
MVC&R are tackling the pains caused by inflation, and President Joe Biden doesn’t get the “big deal” when it comes to mask mandates, as vaccine mandates will be fought in court. The mayor of San Francisco now wants to get tough on crime, and a governor snaps at a reporter who dared to question his mandates. New Hampshire teachers union sues to block the ban on CRT in schools, and ESPN airs a documentary about NASCAR’s debunked “noose” incident. The White House is going to “commemorate” the events of January 6th, and President Biden is blaming Big Meat for the spike in prices. A school district of Philadelphia is allowing students to identify as “non-binary” without parental consent, and Harley-Davidson’s electric motorcycle brand is going public.
The Boys are watching inflation get out-of-control, as wholesale prices reach record breaking levels. The January 6th Committee engages in the greatest self-own in history, and Vice President Kamala Harris is mocked after demonstrating how to use an electric car charging station. A high ranking democrat is truly worried black people are going to be denied the right to vote, and talking about President Biden’s Afghanistan debacle, one general says the U.S. lost 98-99% of its capability to track terrorists in the area. The White House has nothing to say about the disastrous police reforms, and the state of California reinstates the mask mandate. Florida governor Ron DeSantis is urging voters across the country to punish democrats for pandemic restrictions, and Don Lemon wonders why Fox News is allowed in the White House briefing room.
MVC&R must be missing something along with the rest of the country, because the White House says people just don’t understand how great things are. President Joe Biden is blaming climate change for the weekend tornado devastation, and Chicago is looking to recoup $130K in police costs from hate crime hoaxer Jussie Smollett. Former President Trump says Smollett’s hoax was a hate crime against MAGA, and Dr. Anthony Fauci is saying annual boosters will become the norm. President Biden is blaming QAnon for the failure of the Build Back Better thing, while Martha Raddatz points out Putin’s addition of “at least 10K more troops” near Ukraine, after his call with Biden. A company printed up 260K square feet of “Let’s Go Brandon!” wrapping paper, and retailers want Congress to do something about the smash-and-grabs.
The Boys are not fans of the out-of-control inflation, and the past words of President Joe Biden just highlight the dysfunction of his administration. Chuck Todd understands mandating vaccines for adults, but he can’t grasp the notion of mandating vaccines for children. Jussie Smollett was found guilty of staging a hate crime, yet MSNBC still offers their insane take on the issue. A reporter from Africa has called the travel ban “racist”, and another really, really bad poll for democrats. An Australian politician is saying what is happening there is a “lesson for America”, and a court ruled walking from your bed to your desk is technically a “commute”. Inflation has increased to a 39-year high, and Brian Williams signs off in dramatic fashion. Hillary Clinton says if Trump is elected again it will be the end of democracy, and The Friday Five honors the death of Monkees singer, Michael Nesmith – Best Movie Bands.
M&R are glad to be living in the United Steak of America, and President Joe Biden forgot Kansas City’s mayor’s name. Dr. Anthony Fauci is saying holiday hosts should require vaccination confirmation from their guests, while claiming mandates may be necessary for the sake of the “Communal Good.” Vice President Kamala Harris’ staff are leaving in droves, and Hillary Clinton is doing a crying master class on holding grudges and lacking resilience. Sticking with the crying theme, Rep. Pramila Jayapal was saddened by Rep. Lauren Boebert’s comments, and Rep. Rashida Tlaib claims Boebert’s comments invoked violence on women. The Biden administration will be working with the media to change the message being delivered, since the media is to blame for President Biden’s very low poll numbers. Kyle Rittenhouse wants to have a meeting with President Biden, after the President lied about Rittenhouse being a “white supremacist.”
The Boys were not impressed by President Joe Biden’s meeting with Vladimir Putin, and the embarrassment that America is now on the world stage. Over 100 Los Angeles firefighters were suspended without pay, because they failed to comply with the city’s vaccine mandate, and schools are continuing their mask mandates despite evidence masks don’t work. Seth Rogen is blaming white supremacists for the negative reception of his holiday movie, but seems to be oblivious to the fact that “Santa Inc.” sucks. With trans-gender athletes dominating across the country, Kara Dansky has the courage to speak out against this attack on female sports. Chris Cuomo’s book has been nixed by HarperCollins, and more on the myth of the crime spike, as carjackings are up 80% in New York City. Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial continues as we are seeing new photos seized from Jeffrey Epstein’s residence, while California school administrators bribed a child with pizza, so he would get the COVID vaccine without parental consent.
MVC&R were monitoring the meeting between President Joe Biden and Vladimir Putin, and the White House is working with reporters “to reshape coverage” of the economic woes. Oxford High School officials could be charged for the shooting there, and Chris Cuomo is reportedly suing CNN for $18 million. A Washington Post columnist believes the media are “harsher” with Biden than they were with Trump. Jussie Smollett testified in his own defense, and the Department of Justice is suing Texas over their redistricting. Wondering why democrats won’t stand up to China’s genocide, while Jake Tapper nuked the media and corporations for their silence on China. Axios is worried about the growing audiences for conservative outlets, and taking Viagra can cut the risk of Alzheimer’s by 69%.
The Boys are not interested in being tyrants, unlike Bill de Blasio, after he urges the nation to follow his example on vaccine mandates. China is threatening “firm countermeasures” over the expected diplomatic Olympic boycott, and Brian Stelter thinks Chris Cuomo may have violated journalistic ethics. According to the Border Patrol, foreigners illegally entering the country are coming from 106 different countries, and San Francisco suspends its weed tax in order to combat crime. Santa Fe authorities say nobody is “clear” from charges in the Alec Baldwin shooting, and Vice President Kamala Harris is described as a “bully” and “soul destroying” boss. Dr. Anthony Fauci very racistly talks about coronavirus, and more than one hundred drugs face supply chain shortages.
MVC&R are trying to figure out exactly what is wrong with President Biden’s voice, and it is practically impossible for Alec Baldwin to have not pulled the trigger. Stacy Abrams claims to have accepted the results of the last election, and communities are outraged after career offenders commit a string of violent crimes. Democrats put out a hilariously bad graph on gas prices, and Antonio Brown has been suspended for submitting a fake vaccination card. Chicago public schools are eliminating boys and girls separate restrooms, and Fox News crushes CNN and MSNBC in November’s ratings. Clinton Foundation donations have fallen nearly 75% since 2016, and the heaviest drinkers in the world are Australians. The pandemic made tipping more than 20% the new norm, and The Friday Five honors The Gift of Eyesight Month – Best See/Seen Songs.
The Boys can remember Cabbage Patch Kids, but Van Camp never bought one for someone else. Alec Baldwin is saying he did not pull the trigger, when he shot and killed a woman. The Women’s Tennis Association will no longer be holding tournaments in China, and the evil parade murderer says he is feeling “demonized”. The evil demon’s terrible mother blames “the system” for her son killing people, and the Michigan school shooting prosecutor “doesn’t have words” after watching footage of the attack. Dana White is feeling “like a million bucks” after his COVID diagnosis, and the White House no longer feels The President should be held responsible for COVID deaths. Dr. Anthony Fauci supports gain-of-function, and he thinks a reasonable question is “dangerous”. Arizona State socialists say Kyle Rittenhouse is a white supremacist murderer, and debt collectors are now able to slide into your DMs.
MVC&R have some questions about Justice Sotomayor’s brain activity, but the justice makes a comparison between unborn babies, and people who are brain dead. The Detroit superintendent admits critical race theory is “embedded” in their curriculum, and Kyle Rittenhouse says he fired Lin Wood because he is "insane". A Chicago woman with concealed carry fired at would-be carjackers, and the NIH director wants more worry over Omicron. Chris Cuomo claims the media never really liked his brother, and retailers are scrambling to protect stores against smash-and-grab robberies. A Ghislaine Maxwell accuser breaks down while describing sexual assault when she was 14 years old, and Morgan Wallen may have the best-selling album of the year.
The Boys are trying to get the most information on the “Omicron” variant of COVID, but President Joe Biden is talking about and “Omnicron” variant. President Biden explained his African travel ban in the most non-senile way he could, and mass protests erupted in Australia over the worsening COVID authoritarianism. YouTube censors a song that exposes Dr. Anthony Fauci as the “Sad Little Man” he is. President Biden is not visiting Waukesha, Wisconsin for some reason, and Tiger Woods is done playing golf full-time. The South African doctor who discovered the Omicron variant says the “hype” is unwarranted, and CNN’s Brian Stelter again puts his foot in his mouth when talking about inflation. Chris Cuomo used his connections to dig up dirt on his brothers' accusers, and President Biden says lockdowns are "off the table, for now."
MVC&R are trying not to freak out about Omicron, but the media don’t seem to be able to help themselves. The doctor who discovered the “Omicron variant” says people shouldn’t panic, and Dr. Anthony Fauci contends his critics are doing long term damage to society. Unfortunately for Texans, Matthew McConaughey will not be running for Governor, and CNN thinks people just don’t understand just how great the economy is doing. A TV station security guard is killed in broad daylight, as brazen thieves take advantage of diminished policing resources. Dr. Fauci says China could have covered up the wet market source, and the Jussie Smollett criminal case is set to begin today. The governor of New York cancels elective procedures at hospitals, and the average person decides if they like a Christmas gift in 14 seconds.
The Boys want to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. Kyle Rittenhouse is flipping the entire media narrative on its head, and doorbell footage shows the Waukesha attacker being arrested. NBC News has a simple fix for Thanksgiving, by suggesting to just not have turkey this year. In dealing with its looting problem, San Francisco officials do not want you to refer to the looting as “looting”. Armed Black Panthers gathered with Black Lives Matter, to push coffins outside of the courthouse of the Arbery trial. A BLM activist is suggesting the Christmas parade attack was the, “Start of a revolution,” and U.S. generals sound the alarm over America’s inadequate first strike weapons. An officer who was fired for supporting Rittenhouse speaks out, and he received a check from the fundraiser started by Candace Owens. A transgender inmate raped a mentally disabled female prisoner in a Washington prison, and the New York City pastor that ran over, and hacked his wife to death pleads guilty.
MVC&R are keeping an eye on Waukesha, Wisconsin where 5 were killed after an SUV plowed through a holiday parade, and a possible suspect has been identified. The media has been having an absolute meltdown since the Rittenhouse verdict was announced, and armed black business owners are just waiting for looters to take their chances with their businesses. Chicago protesters were chanting in favor of communism, and Joy Reid believes, “People should be terrified.” Kyle Rittenhouse says he supports the Black Lives Matter movement, and Hunter Biden’s firm helped China get electric car mineral. Colin Kaepernick reacted to Kyle Rittenhouse, and e-sports are now more popular with boys than real sports. Back to back flash mob lootings in the San Francisco area are alarming experts, and Haitian kidnappers release 2 of the 17 hostages. Vice President Kamala Harris is saying more work needs to be done, and a law professor claims even white allies are victims of white supremacy.
The Boys were watching as House democrats passed the massive tax cut for the rich, and Kenosha schools will be closed for the rest of the week due to the Rittenhouse trial. Dr. Anthony Fauci is trying to convince everyone that “gain-of-function” is a meaningless term, and the Gorilla Glue girl is releasing a song about her ordeal called, “Ma Hair.” Women’s tennis has bigger clackers than the NBA and Disney combined, and Thanksgiving will cost $5.33/person, which is up 14% from last year. NBC mentioned the fact that a reporter was busted for tailing the Rittenhouse jury bus, and a Senator points out that a Biden nominee is a communist. Luke Bryan won $60K playing six minutes of Blackjack, and Dr. Fauci says his mask wearing is dependent on who might see him without a mask.
MVC&R have had plenty to criticize the media on, and Judge Bruce Schroeder let them know he was not a fan of how they covered the case in his courtroom. Ten heinous lies about Kyle Rittenhouse are debunked, and Vice President Kamala Harris reacts to her terrible polling. President Joe Biden was wandering, and a republican went absolutely scorched Earth on The Squad, and Eric Swallwell. The professor who defended “minor attracted persons” has been placed on leave, and the White House explains away disapproval of Vice President Harris, blaming it on sexism. A new bill in New York would limit prosecutors’ ability to use rap lyrics against the rapper in court, and Politico is saying state department employees were “broken” by the botched Afghanistan withdrawal.
The Boys don’t have much advice for Kyle Rittenhouse on Day 2 of jury deliberations, but Nicholas Sandmann penned an op-ed about Rittenhouse, “You don’t have to face it alone.” FBI counterterrorism officials set up a special “threat tag” to track down school board threats, and President Joe Biden is now lying about his wife being in their burning house. Democrats give away the game with COVID and climate change, while Axios believes Americans are bracing for protests about self-defense. Democrats are going to double down on critical race theory, and the theory of black obesity due to racism. The inspector general will not be investigating the “horse whipping” on the border, and “diversity training” for news reporters calls to not be objective. Drug overdose deaths in the United States have topped 100K for the first time, and a professor is grading students on their wokeness.
MVC&R are bracing themselves ahead of the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict. Kenosha business owners are bracing as well, with one saying, “We’re just trying to survive here.” Dr. Anthony Fauci believes individual freedom is a “misplaced perception”, and the White House announcer just skipped over introducing Vice President Kamala Harris, at the infrastructure bill signing. As it turns out, President Joe Biden’s massive spending plan does not “cost zero”. An Oregon democrat is slammed after suggesting black people should get a day off after the Rittenhouse verdict is announced, and a Texas democrat is switching to republican after the defunding of police, and the “chaos” at the border. Russia blew up a satellite, and now debris is threatening the International Space Station, while the average person expects to gain eight pounds over the holidays. Schools across America are facing class cancellations and staff shortages, as Chinese authorities are executing pets of people in COVID quarantine.
The Boys got their fill of dolphin hugging last week. Well, at least Scott did. Judge Bruce Schroeder dropped the weapons charge against Kyle Rittenhouse, and the Wisconsin National Guard was activated ahead of Rittenhouse’s verdict. According to an ABC poll, the midterms are going to be really bad for democrats, and Winsome Sears is ready to let the wounds of the past heal. It wouldn’t be too hard to guess what happened after the Los Angeles school board defunded its police, and Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke is officially running for governor in Texas. Disgraced Andrew Cuomo is looking to run for attorney general of New York, and CNN commentators fume after a CNN report of dysfunction in Vice President Kamala Harris’ office. A woman made out with a guy, and his stubble gave her a staph infection, while two-thirds of us won’t answer calls from unfamiliar phone numbers.
MVC&R do not want Kenosha to burn down, but it sure seems like Good Morning America does. Iranian-backed extremists stormed the U.S. embassy in Yemen, taking hostages and seizing equipment. Four Ohio parents won school board seats campaigning against CRT and mask mandates, and now Seattle is so dangerous the county is having to escort workers. Dr. Jill Biden is saying the vaccine is your choice, so you should choose not to kill your kids. Senator Ted Cruz crushed Secretary John Kerry’s despicable response to slave labor, and the newest controversy is the Rittenhouse judge’s joke about the supply chain. Wendy Rittenhouse is claiming President Biden defamed her son, and the manhunt for New York’s Central Park rape suspect continues. A professor is calling for the normalization of “minor-attracted-persons”, and Jacob Blake’s uncle displayed his brilliance on the Today Show. Since they’re in San Antonio, the boys will be going to Sea World, and Scott will finally fulfill his dream of hugging a dolphin. Also, The Friday Five will be keeping with the Texas theme -- Best Texas Bands/Artists.
The Boys are thankful to all the veterans for their service to our country, and their contribution to the preservation of freedom. Americans are not enjoying the higher gas prices, and President Joe Biden asked if we ever thought gas prices would be so high. The prosecutor in Kenosha wanted to know why Kyle Rittenhouse wanted to put out a fire, and Vice President Kamala Harris is incapable of keeping it together for even one second. Secretary John Kerry isn’t interested in addressing slave labor, being that his department deals with the environment. The media have hyperventilated over Aaron Rodgers, but they have completely ignored Henry Ruggs’ crash. The Biden administration has been flying illegal immigrants to Florida, so Governor DeSantis has a plan to transport said illegals to Delaware. Chris Hayes frets about people “solving problems with street violence”, and BLM straight up threatens riots if the New York City mayor does something they don’t like.
MVC&R are not perplexed by the supply chain issue, just as most Americans are not, but President Biden was attempting to explain it, again. As we are finding out, the biggest kink in the supply chain is a shortage of truckers, and this Thanksgiving is already seeing a shortage of turkeys, cranberry sauce, and stuffing. The Santa Fe district attorney is saying there was no sabotage, in the case of Alec Baldwin killing a woman. The enforcement of the vaccine mandate is going to rely on spies, and Prince Harry is claiming he warned Twitter’s CEO about January 6th. The chief of Houston police met with rapper Travis Scott before his set, and advised him about the dangers with the unruly crowd. Chicago police canceled days off in preparation for peaceful protests, and the communist district attorney in San Francisco is now under recall threat.
The Boys are worried they have been driving on racist roadways all along, but Mayor Pete says there is a plan to deconstruct these racist roads. The media certainly has been giving their talking points on the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, despite the fact that the prosecution's case has completely fallen apart. The Biden administration is telling businesses to implement vaccine mandates, regardless of a federal court’s ruling which halted mandates. Adam Kinzinger is showing he’s not at all obsessed with January 6th, as he explains why the GOP will pay for former President Donald Trump. The Raiders had to cut a player for flashing guns and threatening somebody, and a teenager was rescued because of a trick she learned on social media. The Vermont GOP will be holding a “Let’s Go Brandon” rally in the actual city of Brandon, and the 18 most regretted purchases that people made during the pandemic. Did Jeffrey Bezos threaten to kill Leonardo DiCaprio, and can your neighbors put up Christmas decorations yet?
MVC&R were not yelling at reporters during press conferences this past weekend, but President Joe Biden was yelling when talking about his wavering position on payouts to illegals. The President’s complete lack of senility was apparent as he tried to explain the supply chain, and Camilla Parker Bowles could not stop talking about President Biden’s fart. The Biden administration secretly sent night flights of migrants to Florida, and AOC says it is “dangerous” to think the democrat party has a “woke problem”. Eight people were killed at Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival in Houston, Texas, and Aaron Rodgers doesn’t care what the right or left have to say about his vaccination status. A democrat governor has come out against President Biden’s vaccine mandate, and now Vin Diesel wants The Rock in the next “Fast & Furious” movie. Satellite images show China has built mock-ups of U.S. warships, and NASCAR condemns the “Let’s Go Brandon” chant, and threatens to sue for use of the slogan with its trademarks.
The Boys are wondering if there is malice behind the vaccine mandate, but the Labor Secretary assures us there is none. The White House contradicts President Joe Biden, explaining he is completely comfortable with sending checks to illegals. An illegal alien entered the United States by pretending to be an unaccompanied minor, and then murdered the man that brought him in. The Rock says he will stop using real guns in all his movies, and Rev. Al Sharpton seems to be changing his mind about defunding the police. Campus Reform asked students about “my body my choice,” and then asked if it still applies to vaccine mandates. President Biden believes the economy is doing just fine, and we crave snacks more when it gets dark earlier.
MVC&R still do not require listeners to be vaccinated, but OSHA has announced their deadline for workers to be vaccinated. President Joe Biden is calling for “breathing room” after the race in Virginia, and Bank of America issues a dire warning about where gas prices are likely headed. Virginia’s new lieutenant governor completely dismantled Joy Reid, and a top military officer stresses the need for fundamental change, otherwise China will beat us. President Biden denied a report about his plans to pay illegal immigrants $450K, and the lawyer for the “Rust” armorer believes “bad intentions” were behind the presence of live rounds on the set. The feds caught multiple convicted murderers, and child sex predators illegally entering the country this week. Staffers for Dr. Anthony Fauci who raised concerns over gain-of-function research were silenced, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks Virginia was lost because they weren’t socialist enough.
The Boys have the results from the Virginia gubernatorial race, and due to the results, they are able to identify the media’s “Five Stages of Grief.” President Joe Biden was speaking incoherently about inflation, and it seems his teleprompter was inflated with gibberish. The Atlanta Braves are this year’s World Series champions, and Thanksgiving is going to suck this year. Minneapolis voted against dismantling the police department, and Ohio school districts are struggling amid the supply chain crisis. MSNBC’s Joy Reid melted down over Glenn Youngkin’s win in Virginia, and Republican John Luhan flipped the San Antonio-area’s seat in the Texas House. Greta Thunberg sang a not-so-pleasant tune at COP26, and Alec Baldwin posted a claim that the set of his movie was safe. Brian Laundrie was probably already dead when the police started searching for him, and gamers have spent one full day a week playing games, since the pandemic hit.
MVC&R have not canceled one flight onboard MVCR Air, but American Airlines canceled more than 2,000 flights, and blamed high winds. An MSNBC analyst claims Virginia going red would be “dangerous” somehow, and only 42% believe President Biden is mentally sharp. Senator Joe Manchin blew up the infrastructure deal, and Alec Baldwin bashed Sen. Manchin on Twitter. San Francisco blames conservative media for the perception of their city being so bad, and a UVA professor and political analyst believes white people are making things up in Virginia. AT&T race theory says “the problem” is due to white employees, and NBC News called the Secret Service over a “Let’s Go Brandon” joke. The United Kingdom is considering a law that would send online trolls to jail, and New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is demanding firefighters get to work. Mike Rowe debunked the mystery of 11 million job openings, and the skills gap, while Philadelphia has banned traffic stops.
The Boys were able to make it in despite the candy hangover, while President Joe Biden was asked why Americans seem to hate him now. Alec Baldwin explains why he is not at fault for shooting and killing Halyna Hutchins, saying, “She was my friend.” Elon Musk warns that Austin, Texas must not turn into San Francisco, and President Biden gave a puzzling answer as to why he was late to a press conference. Former President Trump says, “I wanna see him do well, but he’s failing.” A Houthi missile attack killed dozens of civilians, after President Biden removed the terror designation on the group. President Biden is “told” who to call on at press conferences, and The Lincoln Project claims credit for the “neo-Nazi” stunt in Virginia. A Loudoun County mom claims her daughter asked if she was evil because of her race, and Ice Cube quit his next movie because he refused to get vaccinated.
M&VC have not blocked any vaccine mandates, but a judge has blocked the federal vaccine mandate, for now. The Rio Grande Valley sector sets a new record for migrant apprehensions, and there is a plan to pay $450K to departed illegal immigrants. Rashida Tlaib makes a nonsensical demand of Chevron’s CEO, and “Let’s Go Brandon” still dominates the Apple Music chart. Adam Kinzinger will not be seeking reelection, and the armorer from the set of “Rust” is denying culpability in the fatal shooting. New York City braces for more trash, and more crime, while Illinois will soon allow minors to seek an abortion without parental consent. A new study significantly undermines the government’s justification for vaccine mandates, and a top U.S. general warns about China’s military progress. Former New York governor Andrew Cuomo will be arrested next week, and Ryan Fujitani returns to discuss cinema news. It may or may not be because of Scott’s absence, but it could also be the influence of Halloween on The Friday Five -- Best Black Songs.
The Boys are trying to be optimistic, since the White House says shortages are actually good, because they are caused by people spending too much money. Senator Ted Cruz went total beast mode on Attorney General Merrick Garland, and the AG says he will not rescind the DOJ memo directing the FBI to investigate concerned parents. Alec Baldwin is getting ready to tar and feather the assistant director of “Rust,” and U.S. economic growth has slowed to a halt. The new surgeon general of Florida says, “There’s no evidence kids need to wear masks.” The Los Angeles city council extended the vaccine mandate deadline, and paid family leave got the chop from the dems’ wild spending spree. An executive who claimed he was fired for being a white male was awarded $10 million, and a “Parks and Recreation” actor was charged for vandalizing the George Floyd statue.
MVC&R are not convinced we are on the right track as President Joe Biden insists, as we are seeing prices go up for toilet paper and diapers. An FDA panel recommends the Pfizer vaccine for children, and the massive censorship fail of the banned song, “Let’s Go Brandon.” The judge in Kyle Rittenhouse’s cases says those killed cannot be referred to as “victims.” Barack Obama talks about a “trumped-up culture war” when discussing the situation with the Loudoun County schools. Dallas parents hired billboard trucks to blast the mask mandate of the Dallas diocese, and a movie prop expert declined a job on “Rust” because of cost-cutting measures. A subsidiary of Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway is telling employees, “Meritocracy is a myth,” and the State Department issues the first “non-binary” passport. Most Massachusetts schools will still be masked up next year, and the average American spends more than six days a year washing dishes.
The Boys are curious as to why the director of the NIH is calling for calm, and the chief of the National School Boards Association was given a post in the Biden administration. Enes Kanter went after Nike for their utilization of “slave labor camps” in China, and he invited LeBron James and Michael Jordan to visit them. Natural gas imports have increased following the democrat-driven pipeline shutdowns, and Chicago is named the “Rattiest City” for the seventh year in a row. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez believes nearly ten people died during the “insurrection” of January 6th, and a judge admitted a teen in Loudoun County was sexually assaulted. A maskless President Joe Biden coughed into his hand, and then proceeded to shake hands while out in public. U.S. officials say Iran was behind the drone attack on the U.S. base in Syria, and a study found interrupting your coworkers is good for morale.
MVC&R are comforted that counseling will be available to the unvaccinated, and the National School Boards Association threw Attorney General Merrick Garland under the proverbial bus. Thousands of migrants marched through Mexico, breaking through a wall of police officers trying to stop them. The totally woke MLB has a nightmare scenario on its hands, as it will be Texas and Georgia in this year’s World Series. A GOP lawmaker was locked out of Twitter after calling Biden transgender official Rachel Levine “a man,” and a dad goes off on a school over COVID treatment of his 7-year-old daughter with down syndrome. Not surprisingly, Dr. Anthony Fauci changes the story again, and #ArrestFauci trends on Twitter as the doctor faces criticism for virus research. CBS News has figured out kids behave better with strong father figures in their lives, and “broken heart syndrome” is on the rise among women. There have not been any outbreaks among college football game attendees, but the director of the CDC still wants you to mask up.
The Boys do not think freedom is overrated, but President Joe Biden seems to think it is. The Justice Department has been unable to find “terrorists” at school board meetings, but they are determined to look into it regardless. Alec Baldwin killed one and injured another in a prop gun mishap, and we find out there are more Americans stranded in Afghanistan than we were originally told. The kinder and gentler Taliban beheaded a member of the girls’ national volleyball team, and Dave Chappelle says he is willing to have a conversation with Netflix employees. It turns out the Loudoun County school board was notified of the sexual assault in its high school, and the Haitian gang is threatening to kill American missionaries if the ransom is not paid. Dr. Phil is being sued for sending a teen to an abusive treatment center, and Rep. Boebert appeared to catch Rep. Nadler sleeping during the Garland hearing. Ryan Fujitani takes a week off from delivering cinema news, b-b-b-but the Friday Five R-R-R-ROCK -- Best Stutter Songs.
M&R are making due without Van Camp today, but David will be back on Friday. The FDA has approved booster shots for Johnson & Johnson and Moderna, and they also authorized the mixing and matching of vaccine brands administered. The search for Brian Laundrie continues, but human remains have been found in a Florida park, along with items belonging to Brian Laundrie. Condoleeza Rice was a guest on The View, and she discussed the problems with critical race theory. A-Rod had some trouble during a live broadcast, as chants of “F--- Joe Biden” chants could clearly be heard in the background. Dr. Anthony Fauci believes the Johnson & Johnson vaccine should have been a two-dose regime, and President Joe Biden didn’t exactly receive a warm reception upon his return to Scranton, Pennsylvania. Experts are speaking up about the dangers of changing children’s genders, and setting the record straight on misconceptions about gender-altering procedures and therapies.
The Boys know that masks don’t do much good, but the CDC director says even after the vaccine is approved for children, it will still be recommended they mask up in school. Food shortages will be the next item on the supply chain crunch, and people have started hoarding food. A Washington Post op-ed tells people not to complain about supply chain disruptions, and advises people to lower their expectations. Terry McCauliffe clarifies there was no misspeak regarding schools, and Donald Trump’s approval rating is slightly higher than Joe Biden’s now. Walkouts and strikes are hitting hospitals in pandemic hotspots, and Kate Beckinsale threw out her back while putting on leggings. The CEO of Netflix apologized for defending free speech, and Portland has officially seen a record number of homicides. The White House slammed Texas’ bill banning trans athletes from girls’ sports, calling it “hateful,” and claiming it is “bullying.” The White House considered tapping the National Guard to help the strain on the supply chain, and the Supreme Court declined to block a vaccine mandate for health care workers.
MVC&R have never required a vaccine for listeners, and Southwest Airlines changed course on its vaccine requirement for employees. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot says police officers not getting vaccinated is “insurrection,” and President Joe Biden has been flying underage migrants to New York in the dead of night. A statue of Harambe was erected on Wall Street, and Katie Couric is spilling the beans on journalists covering for politicians. Kanye West has officially changed his name to "Ye," and the Haitian gang seeks $17 million for the kidnapped missionaries. A guy thought he had won $20K for growing a record-setting pumpkin, but a tiny crack disqualified the gourd. Christopher Walken tried out for Han Solo, and David Duchovny auditioned for "Full House."
The Boys are not fans of rising costs, but the White House says rising costs are a good thing. Dr. Anthony Fauci has no clue why anyone would hate him, but he is proven wrong on the Today Show. Former Secretary of State Colin Powell passed away at the age of 84, due to complications with COVID-19. Hooters quickly reverses course after making waitresses wear skimpier uniforms. China reportedly tested a hypersonic missile back in August, and it caught US intelligence completely off guard. A Washington trooper quits over the vaccine mandate, and he tells Governor Jay Inslee he can kiss his ass. Christopher Steele actually believes the “pee tape” exists, and speaking of snakes, a woman finds 92 rattlesnakes under her house. Virginia churches are getting an election message from Vice President Kamala Harris, and the United Kingdom is reporting the rise of a "super cold." Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil fell and broke a few ribs during a show Friday night, and an Illinois mother allegedly shot a man dead for refusing to kiss her.
MVC&R are not fans of vaccine mandates, and neither are many Chicago police officers. The Transportation Secretary is taking time off during a literal transportation crisis, and former President Obama’s defense secretary is blasting President Biden over Afghanistan. Former President Bill Clinton is hospitalized in California with non-COVID symptoms, and Queen Elizabeth has been advised to drop her daily cocktail. NBC News lies about Texas teachers having to offer pro-Holocaust material, and nurses sue a hospital for “blanket denial” of religious vaccine exemptions. A member of the UK Parliament is stabbed and killed while meeting with constituents, and an FBI negotiator has tips for talking to your unvaccinated family members. Ryan Fujitani from Rotten Tomatoes has the latest in spooky cinema, and an especially sweet Friday Five -- Best Sweet Songs.
The Boys are glad President Joe Biden figured out there is less traffic at night, and now prison workers are going to be fired because of the vaccine mandate. Joe Rogan asked a CNN employee the purpose of CNN lying about him, and Facebook is cracking down on those who criticize media members, and activists. Education is driving a lot of people to the polls, and a montage of the threat that parents pose. An eco mob blocked a road near Dartford Crossing, and activists clashed with furious drivers. A toddler accidentally showed Mom in the shower, and it was streamed live on Instagram. Commuters are going to have a bad time because of the vaccine, as the risk of COVID to kids is miniscule. Mark Zuckerberg spent $419 million on nonprofits ahead of the 2020 election, and Jon Gruden will be scrubbed from a game that already came out. New documents show Ashley Babbitt was shot for “no good reason,” and the Norway bow-and-arrow suspect was flagged for radicalization.
MVC&R are not threatening anyone, at the moment, but the federal government is threatening states that don’t enforce vaccine mandates. President Biden’s budget includes over 40 radical programs, but democrats are hoping you don’t notice. A Virginia mom who survived a communist takeover, says the same thing is happening here. Speaker Nancy Pelosi admits the IRS is going to spy on your bank account, and a kid asked to announce the start of a speedway race said, “Let’s go Brandon!” Middle-class migrants are flying to Mexico, and then crossing the border illegally. Australia has taken it up a notch with their insanity, and President Biden's shared bank accounts with Hunter could make him the target of an FBI probe.
The Boys are monitoring the vaccine mandates, as a pilot rebuffed President Joe Biden's mandate amid the Southwest Airlines turmoil. A Virginia school district covered up a sexual assault in the name of wokeness, and the children in Vice President Kamala Harris' cringeworthy video were paid actors. Climate protesters descended on the White House, while singing songs and vandalizing an Andrew Jackson statue. Texas Governor Greg Abbott completely banned vaccine mandates by employers, as Netflix stands with Dave Chappelle and won't remove his new special. It is a mystery as to why the California Governor's daughter has not been vaccinated, and the results of Alexandria, Virginia defunding their police department.
M&R are celebrating Scott’s birthday, also known as Columbus Day. Dana Bash interviewed Dr. Anthony Fauci, to find out the latest with permission to celebrate Halloween, and other holidays. SW Airlines canceled more than 1K flights over the weekend, blaming the weather despite a lack of reports of inclimate weather. British Airways instructs pilots and cabin crew to refrain from addressing passengers as “ladies and gentlemen,” in an effort to recognise “diversity and inclusion.” The Metropolitan Police will be taking “no further action” in the investigation of Prince Andrew, so the issue turned out to be no sweat for the Prince. President Biden was caught off guard with a question about Hunter, but a reporter hurriedly covered by asking about the President’s allergies.Governor Gavin Newsom signed several new laws over the weekend, including legislation with gas-powered equipment, and feminine products in men’s rooms. Vice President Kamala Harris gave some space age McGurkin, when talking to some kids about space exploration, and looking at the Moon.
The Boys are just in awe after another horrible jobs report, but you shouldn’t worry since people are getting fired because of vaccine mandates. Former President Trump points out that people wanted the vaccine when he was President, and Woody Harrelson punched a guy at the Watergate Hotel. The Arlington high school shooter is out of jail, and the idiot mayor of New York City is caught in idiocy, again. Elon Musk says Tesla is moving their headquarters from California to Texas, and a Virginia democrat yelled at a black lady over critical race theory. Adele was “hurt” by the comments about her 100lb weight loss, but she thinks women might leave their relationships after hearing her new music. The correction from The New York Times demonstrates why we can’t trust the media, and an Afghanistan mosque explosion killed and wounded scores of worshipers. Ryan Fujitani talks about the latest James Bond flick, and songs are on the brain for the Friday Five -- Best Song Songs.
MVC&R don’t have anything against parents looking out for their children, but the federal government does, and they’re going to use the Patriot Act against them. Once again, Bernie Sanders proves socialists are incapable of simple math, and Hunter Biden is indeed selling art to people who want favors from his dad. The White House is hiding information from President Biden, and 10 governors unveil a 10-point plan to end the border crisis. Rashida Tlaib says she’s only wearing a mask because of the “Republican Tracker” near her, and the Los Angeles city council approved the most restrictive COVID vaccine mandate. A Quinnipiac poll shows disastrous numbers for President Biden, and crime creeps into Chicago suburbs, as department stores are robbed by groups of thieves. Molly Ringwald is not looking forward to watching her 80’s films with her “woke” daughter, and Paul Stanley says the KISS Farewell Tour will end next year.
The Boys talked about it, and Van Camp called it, but the Facebook “whistleblower” wants the government to oversee “misinformation.” President Joe Biden said something about gasoline and electric cars, but no one is really sure exactly what he was trying to say. The President didn’t get much of a reception in Michigan, and he seemed a bit irritated by the “F*** Joe Biden” signs. There are still American kids trapped in Afghanistan, and Dave Chappelle wades back into the trans issue. A new poll shows the Rodney King beating by LAPD officers changed Los Angeles, and the feds secretly ordered Google to spy on people. President Biden’s advisers are warning against pushing booster shots, and Madison, Wisconsin likely has herd immunity, but they still demand masks. Representative Dan Crenshaw targets Twitter’s CEO after bullying of Kyrsten Sinema is cheered on, and John Stossel sues Facebook for defamation over their fact-check.
MVC&R along with CNBC wanted Dr. Anthony Fauci to say just how rare the “breakthrough infections” are, as we find out China was ordering boatloads of PCR tests back in May of 2019. The White House suggests not dumbing things down, followed by dumbing down by The White House. Left-wing activists harass Senator Kyrsten Sinema on a flight, as well as at the airport. A lotto player says he would buy a whole lot of cocaine if he won, and Mark Zuckerberg lost about $7 billion from Facebook’s Monday crash. Francis Collins will be stepping down as director of the National Institutes of Health, and the DOJ will in fact be going after parents who show up at local school board meetings. Penn State plans to “reimagine” kindergarten through the 12th grade, and “antiracism” will be leading the way. The California mask mandates were not all that effective, and teens are being trained as 18-wheeler drivers amid the driver shortage.
The Boys are certainly looking forward to celebrating Christmas, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says it is “too soon to tell” if we can gather. Creepy leftists stalked Senator Kyrsten Sinema in the restroom, and an NBC reporter at Talladega heard something else than the obvious, “F Joe Biden” chant. Vice President Kamala Harris took an unexplained trip to Palm Springs, and journalists were “not allowed” to watch her departure. The National School Board Association insists President Biden use the Patriot Act against protesting parents, and Pitbull has some advice for those that hate the United States. Lisa Murkowski makes the case for Republicans to primary her, and progressives claim moderates are asking for too much. If you are celebrating Thanksgiving, the CDC suggests buying a window fan, while Dr. Fauci thinks the whole “individual rights” thing is overrated. A United Kingdom sports athletic equality group deemed trans-sports unsafe and unfair, and Northern Ireland suffers a clown shortage amid the COVID-19 lockdown.
MVC&R believe parents are the primary stakeholders in public schools, but the Education Secretary disagrees. The Secretary believes parents getting involved in schools are just mad that Trump lost the election, and the DHS announced new guidelines in regards to arrests of illegals based on their status. More than 180 Minnesota health care workers file a lawsuit against vaccine mandates, and an insecure man-baby is mad that Krysten Sinema is getting so much attention. LinkedIn is censoring Americans to help China, and Morgan Wallen is officially banned from attending the CMAs. Teachers in New York file an emergency plea to stop the vaccine mandate, and a UCLA professor is suspended and labeled a racist, because he refused to grade black students more leniently. Soldiers filed a lawsuit against the vaccine mandate, seeking exemption for “natural immunity.” Ryan Fujitani has the latest scoop in the cinema world, and the three celebrate the great throuples with The Friday Five -- Greatest Trios.
The Boys have not been moving the goalposts, but Dr. Anthony Fauci is doing it again, after he reveals what is required for a “complete” vaccine regimen. General Frank McKenzie’s testimony completely nails President Biden for the Afghanistan debacle, and Britney Spears’ reign of terror has begun. Speaker Nancy Pelosi resurrects the Russian conspiracy theory over debt limit talks, and a former Disney Princess talks about dads creeping on her. No one outside of China will be allowed at the Olympics next year, and the price of bacon is the highest it’s been in 40 years. Arby’s is selling sweatpants and hoodies that smell like smoked meat, and the top things that would make you want to change hotels immediately. A border agent’s wife blasted President Biden’s plan to fire unvaccinated officers, considering the Border Patrol is already critically understaffed.
MVC&R didn’t tell President Joe Biden to take every soldier out of Afghanistan, and apparently neither did anyone else. A Texas county wants to sue the federal government for the border crisis, and Jonathan Isaac explains his decision to not get the COVID-19 vaccine. Outfits from the “Handmaid’s Tale” have been banned by the Women’s March organizers, and a Virginia gubernatorial candidate is tired of parents getting involved in education. NBC News blames legal gun owners for the murder rate spike, the House Judiciary GOP claim Biden is “threatening to terminate” a major portion of Border Patrol agents, if they re not vaccinated. Fredo Cuomo and Don Lemon decry the low standards of social media, and they call for regulation of the news. Governor Ron DeSantis moves to stop Biden from flooding Florida with illegals, and Obama takes a shot at Biden when talking about the idea of “open borders.”
The Boys knew like the rest of humanity that Afghanistan would quickly fall to the Taliban, and a top military official finally admits they presumed as much. The COVID-19 booster shot nationwide rollout has begun amid much confusion, and Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas admits they are not testing migrants. General Mark Milley defended his treason, and was upset his patriotism was being questioned. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki says sometimes President Biden doesn’t want to answer questions, and GOP Senators move to protect military members from dishonorable discharges under Biden’s vaccine order. Massachusetts is losing dozens of State Police to the vaccine mandate, and the White House doesn’t believe businesses would pass along higher taxes onto consumers. Chris Cuomo’s producer reportedly “begged” to leave the show, and an antiracist woman wants to talk to white folk.
MVC&R had to pick each other up off the floor, after Jake Tapper fell backwards into journalism, when he was interviewing Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas about the border crisis. Speaker Nancy Pelosi said something about bird baths, while she was speaking about the massive spending bill. The Taliban shot dead four alleged kidnappers, and hung their bodies in public squares. U.S fans belted the National Anthem “loud and proud” ahead of the international golf competition, and democrat governor Kathy Hochul says un-vaxxed Christians “aren’t listening to God.” Illegal massage parlors outnumber Starbucks 2 to 1 in New York City, and Dog The Bounty Hunter has joined the Gabby Petito case. The View’s COVID scare turned out to be a false positive, and one of the so-called insurrectionists was giving play-by-play updates to the FBI. President Joe Biden Biden is saying he “inherited this mess,” and Iran fails to honor the key nuclear agreement, as they are days away from having enough fuel for a nuclear weapon.
The Boys are well aware the horse-riding Border Patrol agents were not whipping migrants, but President Joe Biden promised they will be punished. A democrat judge from Texas goes off on President Biden over his border debacle, while Al Sharpton is heckled as he decries the”weaponization of horses.” CNN’s Chris Cuomo has been accused of sexual harassment by a former ABC boss, and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis works on getting COVID treatments after the President cut him off. President Biden is tired of trillionaires not paying taxes, and he is drastically losing support according to a new Pew poll. A man is attacked and accused of being “white” in a “multicultural space,” and Billie Eilish lost 100K followers after she showed her boobs. Restaurant drive-thrus are slower and less accurate than they used to be, but Ryan Fujitani returns with the latest news in cinema. Sending a message to those that want to immigrate to this country illegally, with The Friday Five -- Best Out Songs.
MVC&R do not work 18 hours a day, yet they are capable of doing their jobs everyday. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas implies he needs more than 18 hours each day to be able to do his job, and he got quite testy when asked why he didn’t have an answer for a previously asked question. Maxine Waters says the Border Patrol riding horses is worse than slavery, and White House reporters are upset with President Joe Biden for doing what he always does. No one saw it coming, yet there is another Hunter Biden controversy, but at least Alyssa Milano has solved the pandemic. Students at one school staged a die-in as an effort to get more COVID mandates issued, while another university promises to punish students that misgender their classmates. The ACLU edited Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s quote in order to make it more trans inclusive, and a law professor claims the Texas voter ID law is racist. Scientists wanted to release coronavirus-infected bats into the wild, and the murder rate rose by 29% last year.
The Boys have never believed the hyperbole, but maybe we are actually losing our country. Military members are facing vaccine mandates, and may face a dishonorable discharge for disobeying. Senator Ron Johnson was asking what would be simple questions for any Secretary of Homeland Security, but genius Alejandro Mayorkas can’t answer how many migrants have been dispersed into the country. Portland city officials had a lot of criticism for Texas due to their anti-abortion law, but they were rather quick to walk back their comments. The Taliban is feeling left out after not being invited to the UN General Assembly, despite the fact that there is no definitive leader of Afghanistan. Bill Gates was squirming during his interview with PBS when asked about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, and cited his death as the reason for not addressing the issue. Dr. Anthony Fauci has destroyed his own credibility with his persistent lies, and he is way off when it comes to the statistics on influenza deaths among children. Tucker Carlson absolutely annihilated Chris Cuomo, as well as Don Lemon, and he makes you question the quality of education coming out of Yale University.
M&R are fully aware of the crisis at the border, but Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas insists the border is closed. The secretary talks about the administration's intolerance for the weaponizing of horses and whipping immigrants, promising a swift investigation into the horrific images of Border Patrol agents doing their jobs. Massive protests broke out in Melbourne, Australia against the vaccine mandates and lockdowns. The honeymoon seems to be over between the media and the Biden administration, with Chuck Todd questioning the President, and Stephanie Ruhle criticizing Vice President Kamala Harris. A Texas mom was not happy with the local school board, and she boisterously blasted the inappropriately sexual curriculum. Representative Ilhan Omar was not happy with what she saw with the Border Patrol dealing with illegal migrants, and insists the actions of the agents were due to systemic racism. The director of the NIH has some thoughts on the FDA expanding COVID vaccine boosters, while actively ignoring the natural immunity data coming from research out of Israel. Project Veritas is out with a new video documenting a nurse's experience with the vaccines, and capturing the opinions of federal medical employees.
The Boys didn’t take out an Afghan family with a drone strike, but the Biden administration did, and the Pentagon admitted it on Friday. The border crisis worsened with the influx of Haitians crossing over, but Border Czar Vice President Kamala Harris was flipping a coin at a college football game. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas offers a poor explanation for the border situation, yet Jim Acosta asked about Afghan refugees, and the contrary treatment. The remains of Gabby Petito were recovered in Wyoming, and the search for Brian Laundrie continues, as the authorities search his parents’ home. President Joe Biden was out riding his bicycle over the weekend, but Chuck Todd of all people has some advice for President Biden. Bob Woodward and Robert Costa’s book is full of controversial accusations, but Bill Barr may have actually told former President Trump what they are alleging. San Francisco has a mask mandate that doesn’t apply to Mayor London Breed, because she was able to witness the reunion of Tony! Toni! Toné!
M&R have been looking forward to Friday all week long. As we watch the border crisis get more out of control, the Biden administration actively tries to prevent accurate coverage by the media. The need for vaccine boosters is being determined, but we are seeing more cases of break through cases, and still no addressing of natural immunities. Authorities in Trinidad and Tobago felt their time was wasted investigating the claims of Nicki Minaj, and they sounded off about it. An Ohio mayor told the school board they were guilty of child pornography, and demanded resignignations or they would face charges. American Airlines removed an asthmatic toddler from a flight, while the child can be heard struggling to breathe in video from the flight. Bill Maher interviewed Jimmy Kimmel, and Maher demonstrates why he may be liberals’ voice of common sense. We were told that Americans that wanted to leave Afghanistan would be evacuated, and Ned Price tries to explain why there are still Americans there that want out. General Mark Milley is said to have communicated with China in a very treasonous way, and the general sloughed off the accusations, calling those types of calls “routine.” A Friday Five to honor National Women’s Friendship Day -- Best Women Bands.
The Boys are glad to report all is good in Camp Van Camp. President Joe Biden has full confidence in General Mark Milley, yet JenPsaki completely lies while she is not answering questions. President Biden totally blanked on the Prime Minister of Australia’s name, and introduced him as, “That fellow Down Under.” Nicki Minaj took to Instagram on Wednesday to address the outrage over her opinion, and Trinidad and Tobago authorities felt the need to investigate her claims. The Border crisis is slamming Del Rio with thousands waiting to get in, but don’t ask the White House about vaccinating illegal immigrants. The Durham Report will call for an indictment of Michael Sussman, a lawyer with ties to the Democratic National Committee. Tucker Carlson spoke with Rose McGowan, and discussed how the Democratic Party protected Jeff Epstein. The disappearance of Gabby Petito is in the news more, but her boyfriend is not cooperating with authorities, and has been named a person of interest. Schools districts across the country are struggling to fill most positions, and Jordan Peterson talks about the drastic increase in a college education.
M&R were disappointed to see Larry Elder’s gubernatorial campaign come up short in the end, but were glad to see him call for graciousness on the part of his supporters. It’s hard to know the real numbers when it comes to COVID infections and death, especially when hospital workers are on tape colluding to mess with the numbers. More details are coming out about Woodward's and Costa’s new book, including conversations between General Mark Milley and Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Senator Marco Rubio has plenty to say about the allegations from the book, and he has some suggestions for what should happen. Nicki Minaj is in the news after she was attacked by Joy Reid, so Jake Tapper felt the need to ask Dr. Anthony Fauci about possible vaccine side effects. We’re finding out more about the grossly mishandled pullout of Afghanistan, and Secretary Antony Blinken demonstrates how his incompetence may have facilitated the debacle. A California sheriff is refusing to enforce any vaccine mandate that may be implemented, and AOC believes the attention she received from the Met Gala was because of her body.
The Boys are happy to announce the birth of Baby Boy Van Camp! President Joe Biden was once again cut off by White House staff during a live feed, and Secretary Antony Blinken showed up for his testimony on Capitol Hill. Joy Reid is going after Nicki Minaj over her position on the coronavirus vaccine, but we have been getting doublespeak since the beginning of the pandemic. Senator Rand Paul took the opportunity to embarrass Secretary Blinken, when asking about the target of the drone strike following the airport bombing. Al Franken may be fondling the idea of a return to politics, Balenciaga is being accused of cultural appropriation for their new pants. General Mark Milley is purported to have given China reassurances the United States would not attack, while President Donald Trump was still in office. Abortions rights activists protested outside Supreme Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s home, and hypocrisy was on full display at the Met Gala.
M&R are awaiting updates from VC, but they begin by reflecting on 9/11, and the weekend commemorations of the terror attacks. George W. Bush spoke about the dangers of homegrown terrorism, and the insistence that domestic terrorism is the greatest threat to our country. Despite the political and cowardly views on the reality of 9/11, there were some genuine and heartfelt tributes to the heroes of that day. As we were remembering the tragic events of that September day, we also learned new information about those involved. With COVID financial aid flowing freely to state agencies, tracking down where these billions of dollars are going results in a word salad. As the recall election comes to a close in California, Rose McGowan was out campaigning Larry Elder. More children have been killed by gunfire in Chicago than have died from the coronavirus, and Jen Psaki gives her usual spin on employers requiring vaccines for employees. Chris Christie gives his advice for the best practices when it comes to getting people vaccinated, and Dr. Anthony Fauci explains the need for vaccines regardless of natural immunity.
The Boys have well wishes for the Van Camps, as they’re hoping for the healthy arrival of Baby Van Camp. President Joe Biden spoke Thursday about his plan to battle COVID, and his intent to implement vaccine mandates for federal workers. As expected, the Taliban are terrorizing Afghan citizens, as reports of family torture before beheading are coming out. On the eve of 9/11, Jamie and Scott reflect on the 20th anniversary, and Campus Reform checks into what should be taught about the terror attacks. Dr. Anthony Fauci is a big fan of misleading the public, but Jen Psaki doesn’t think he should be fired for lying to Congress. Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas says there is no specific terrorism threat to America, but the biggest threat to the country comes from domestic terrorists. The Taliban has not allowed women into their government, but Secretary Antony Blinken is hopeful the Taliban will do the right thing. Ryan Fujitani takes the week off, but the Friday Five will bring us together -- Best Together Songs.
MVC&R take another trip in the Wayback Machine, to the times President Joe Biden was campaigning, and saying he was going to , “Shut down the virus.” There are more terrorists in Afghanistan’s government than women, and critics slam the “racist” gorilla-masked woman who launched eggs at Larry Elder. The Secretary of Defense says the Taliban have been “put on notice,” and Afghan journalists were brutally beaten for covering women’s protest. According to the White House, grocery store prices are stable if you remove the food people eat, and AOC says the pro-life bill is “rape culture” against “menstruating persons.” CNN and MSNBC interviewed Dr. Anthony Fauci, and neither asked him about the damning COVID-19 documents. People want to be remembered for being kind and generous, rather than wealthy and powerful. Daily COVD cases are up four times since this time last year, and the NAACP is taking the University of Texas to court over the school song.
The Boys are not stopping evacuation flights from leaving Afghanistan, but President Joe Biden is doing just that. The President thinks it would be a good idea to “build buildings that don’t get damaged,” The NFL is back, and a record number of us intend to bet this season, while college football contributes to a montage of freaking out. The State Department is concerned that the Taliban is not being inclusive enough, and the Biden administration really didn’t see this situation coming. President Biden shouted at a child, and vaccine skeptics are cheering Joe Rogan's COVID recovery. Megyn Kelly removes her son from school, because they encouraging boys to question their own genders. Losers are mad that the unemployment insurance expansion has ended, and Monica Lewinsky wants Bill Clinton to want to apologize.
MVC&R are reunited after the Labor Day weekend, When asked about the stranded Americans in Afghanistan, the White House insists there was a historic airlift that occurred. A look back to when the media tried to avoid talking about gain of function research, while Rachel Maddow and other liberal media figures are slammed for “taking the bait” on the false ivermectin overdoses. Mexican authorities break up a new caravan of hundreds of migrants headed to the United States, and college football fans chant "F**k Joe Biden" at multiple games. Lindsey Graham says we'll, "Be back in Afghanistan before you know it," and a desperate Governor Newsom goes all-in on identity politics.
The Boys are looking forward to the three day weekend, so much that Jamie decided to make it four. Van Camp and Robbins have the answers to questions about abortion, and Jen Psaki snaps at a reporter who dared to ask about abortion. President Joe Biden insists the plan is working, and he lied about visiting a synagogue after a shooting. The President has expressed an interest in protecting the border, however, the border he wants to protect is not ours. The President also lied about the newly-released jobs report, which shows job creation falling far short of expectations. Dr. Anthony Fauci says it may take three shots to be fully vaccinated, and Joe Manchin does not seem to agree with Bernie Sanders. A woman in New Orleans inquired as to the whereabouts of President Biden, and a list of the things we’re sick of hearing on Zoom calls. Ryan Fujitani talks about Marvel’s new release, and closing out Summer with the Friday Five -- Best Summer Songs.
MVC&R are well aware that the situation in Afghanistan is complex, but thankfully Ned Price is around to confirm as much. The media completely freaked out over the Texas abortion law, which took effect at the beginning of September. Stella Parton seems to think American women have it worse than Afghan women, and Don Lemon isn’t convinced that the stranded Americans in Afghanistan were actually left behind. The California teacher who bragged about removing the American flag has also been removed, and the State Department is telling Afghans to not move to California. “Mission Impossible” and other movies have been pushed back due to COVID, and a woman blasts a California school board demanding the removal of leftist teachers.
The Boys are proud to provide a quality program. However, if it is not good, then someone else is to blame. President Joe Biden took responsibility for Afghanistan during his speech, but the whole situation was former President Trump’s fault. President Biden speaks about the “extraordinary success” in Afghanistan, as reports come out that Biden pressured the President of Afghanistan, to “change the perception” of the chaos. The National Security Adviser cannot categorize the Taliban as an adversary, and there were claims that we were prepared for any eventuality. San Francisco is going to start paying people to not shoot one another, and Rose McGowan got stung by a murder hornet, but she did not die.
MVC&R were pretty sure no one would make it to the airport in Kabul, and General McKenzie admits no one made it. Gold Star fathers react to meeting with President Joe Biden, and the frustration with his persistent watch-checking. John Kirby says the deadly weapons left behind are not a threat to us, and reports of the Taliban carrying out “door-to-door executions.” Flag officers are demanding resignations for General Milley and Secretary Austin, and a Pentagon spokesperson says, "We strand Americans all the time." The FBI says the Texas shooter may have been inspired by foreign terrorists, and the Biden administration is investigating states that are not forcing kids to wear masks. A school board got pranked into reading hilarious fake names, and an LA teachers union boss laughs about parents’ inability to stop her.
The Boys were keeping an eye on Ida over the weekend, and they have an update after she made landfall. Secretary of State Blinken admits that we are depending on the Taliban to evacuate those stranded, and U.S. Centcom is “investigating further” after a drone strike on an ISIS-K target. An Afghan TV show host is surrounded by Taliban with guns, while telling the public to not be afraid, and cooperate. Online trolls are not fueled by anonymity, they are also jerks in real life. The intelligence community is admitting the coronavirus could have come out of that lab, and two Little League World Series players were caught looking at huge boobs. Most people probably do not need booster shots, and a judge strips a mother of her parental rights for not being vaccinated. McDonald’s and others are considering closing to indoor seating amid the Delta surge in the U.S., and a couple charged wedding guests $120 each for no-showing.
MVC&R have suspected that President Joe Biden is not actually the leader of our country, and he pretty much confirmed it at a Thursday press conference. The Biden administration is realizing it was a bad idea to allow the Taliban to provide security, and former President Trump points out the highest level of stupidity this country has ever seen. Politico interviewed democrats on Afghanistan, and it was absolutely brutal. Joe Rogan is not a fan of vaccine mandates for his shows, and kids are pranking their parents in scholarship videos, by lying about how hard their life was. A Los Angeles Times writer had some harsh words for parents opposed to mask mandates for students, and natural immunity to COVID could protect 13-times more than the Pfizer vaccine. Ryan Fujitani returns to discuss the latest cinema news, and a Friday Five for all the heroes -- Best Hero Songs.
The Boys begin the day monitoring multiple bombings at the Hamid Karzai Airport in Kabul, Afghanistan, which killed dozens and injuring hundreds. Richard Engel did an interview with the Taliban, and one of the U.S. Representatives that traveled to Afghanistan is laughing at his critics. The U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan claims they told people to leave, so their decision to stay is on them. An Afghan outside the Kabul airport explains how a baby girl died in his arms, and an Afghan comedian executed by the Taliban laughed at them to the end. A BBC Radio host died due to complications from the AstraZeneca vaccine. After pledging they would violate the law to teach CRT, teachers are scrambling to hide the evidence. The money for school “ventilation systems” is actually going to be used to hire more teachers, and an Olympian from China said her gold medal is peeling.
MVC&R are not able to delay the show by even a minute, but President Joe Biden delayed his budget resolution update on Tuesday for hours. When President Biden got around to speaking about the Afghanistan debacle, he said the evacuation is tough because of former President Trump. An Afghan journalist says she is marked for death by the Taliban, and China gets its computer chips back. The governor of Oregon reinstated the outdoor mask mandate, and Bill de Blasio urges President Biden to rush the vaccine approval for children. China responds to being slammed by Vice President Kamala Harris, as she delivered a policy speech on Indo-Pacific vision. California police say hundreds of vote-by-mail recall ballots were found in a car, and a for California democrat majority leader endorses Larry Elder for governor.
The Boys think it’s a bit irresponsible to leave Americans stranded in Afghanistan, but Jen Psaki is more offended when anyone says they are “stranded.” An American in Afghanistan explains that she is stranded, and Rep. Dan Crenshaw tells the Taliban what they can do with their “red line.” The Taliban is longer allowing Afghans to leave the country, but Dr. Anthony Fauci is calling for vaccine mandates saying, “Enough is enough.” President Joe Biden is calling on employers to require vaccines for employees, and he blanks on Megan Rapinoe’s name. People being evacuated from Afghanistan are being crammed into squalid conditions, while in Australia the police were called on to break up a church service. A New Zealand health official gives an accidently x-rated update, and you should not brush your teeth right after breakfast.
MVC&R were monitoring the situation in Afghanistan over the weekend. The FDA gave full approval to the Pfizer vaccine, and President Joe Biden’s competency is put into question. Once again, we’re being told the Taliban need to decide who they are, and a New York City homecoming concert was shut down due to weather. A majority of Americans do not think President Biden can do the job, and former President Trump says, “Everything woke goes to s*@#.” Trump was booed for recommending vaccines, and the Defense Secretary admits Americans are being “harassed” and “beaten.” U.S. officials are looking into the possibility the Moderna vaccine is linked to a higher risk of an uncommon side effect. A nut and bolt were found in a Domino’s pizza, and they say that’s, “Rare.” The DOJ shuts down the investigation into the Capitol Police shooting of Ashli Babbitt, and Jeff Bezos has an “unlimited soft serve machine” set up in his house.
The Boys don’t shy away from Friday shows, and a White House official claims President Joe Biden, “Doesn’t shy away from questions.” The Pentagon can’t explain why British troops are going and getting people, but U.S. troops cannot. An American teacher trapped in Afghanistan says the situation is “insane,” and an Australian newscast is interrupted by a bizarre “hail Satan” ceremony. Those plastic anti-COVID barriers do not work, and could make things worse. President Biden tells states to use stimulus money to keep unemployment checks rolling, and ABC News appears to have cut 900+ words from Biden’s interview on Good Morning America. In their “insurrection” investigation, the FBI was unable to find evidence of a plot to overthrow the government. The Texas democrats returned to the state, and they consider themselves to be heroes. Lara Logan challenges the media to ask certain questions about Afghanistan, and the former captain of the Afghanistan female football team to burn their uniforms. One of the biggest stories in America that no one is talking about, and celebrating Little League with the Friday Five -- Best Little Songs.
MVC&R are not sure if the President knew the images he had claimed were 4 to 5 days old at the time had come out of Afghanistan just two days prior, and a CNN reporter was threatened outside of the “secured” airport. President Biden is claiming the Afghan military simply gave up the fight, and also claimed everyone knew the Taliban would take over the country. Governor Ron DeSantis shreds President Biden, pointing out America’s enemies know Biden is weak, while his focus is on masking kindergarteners. Biden’s state department dismantled a program designed to help an Afghanistan withdrawal, and Secretary Lloyd Austin admits they cannot get all Americans out. The Detroit Tigers announcer is suspended after using an accent with Japanese star Shohei Ohtani coming to the plate, and Indiana University students are enraged after a Hong Kong protester is invited to speak.
The Boys are watching the situation in Afghanistan get worse by the hour, and the State Department says they’re taking the situation day by day.” Former President Donald Trump told the leader of the Taliban he would start by destroying his hometown, if they tried anything to hinder our pulling out of the country. The United States is recommending vaccine booster shots after 8 months, and a Texas teacher cries, while comparing the lack of mask mandates to school shootings. A pharmacist faces a decade in prison for selling the COVID vaccine, and The Wall Street Journal has the case against masks for children. The Taliban probably will not be returning the cache of weapons they have seized, and the U.S. government tells U.S. citizens in Afghanistan, "We can't guarantee your safety." The Washington Post claims the Taliban is allowed on Twitter, because they play by the rules. A preschool teacher excitedly talks about teaching children about genitals, and a school bus driver shortage has schools paying parents to drive their kids themselves.
MVC&R are not calling the Afghan people cowards, but President Joe Biden essentially did, in his bid to stave off blame for the debacle in Afghanistan. An Afghanistan veteran unloaded on MSNBC, but President Biden thinks the story is yesterday’s news. Jake Tapper gives his thoughts on President Biden’s speech, and Chris Cuomo finally addresses his brother’s scandal. Senator Lindsey Graham had some harsh words for the situation in Afghanistan, and the State Department calls on the Taliban to have an “inclusive” government. Chuck Todd seems to think things would have been worse under President Donald Trump, yet Chris Cillizza thinks after seven months, President Biden “isn’t looking so competent.” The facts are out regarding the “outbreak” of COVID in Florida, and New Zealand is going back into lockdown due to a single case.
The Boys take a trip in the Wayback Machine, to the time President Joe Biden said the Taliban wouldn't seize Afghanistan, which happened to be last month. The National Security Advisor points out the U.S. uses helicopters all the time, and the Department of Homeland Security Chief claims the border crisis is a regional issue. Speaker Nancy Pelosi released a statement on Afghanistan, and it did not go well at all. A USA Today writer blamed the chaos in Afghanistan on South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, and in June Secretary of State Anthony Blinken said, “The fall of Afghanistan won’t happen.” A top Obama-era ambassador has “grave questions” in mind about President Biden’s leadership capabilities, and the food stamps benefits have been permanently raised. Renting clothes may become more popular than buying them, and Uber Eats drops former quarterback Jay Cutler, because he questioned the need to mask kids. The Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden calls for General Mark Milley to resign, and a study finds our metabolisms don’t slow down until we are 60.
MVC&R are watching Afghanistan swirl swiftly down the toilet, while the Pentagon is withdrawing troops by sending troops. A Florida superintendent is blaming Governor DeSantis for kids who got COVID before school started, and eleven Senate democrats voting against testing illegal immigrants for COVID-19 at the border. More business owners are pushing back against vaccine passport plans, while Demi Lovato scolded people for crowding into Lollapalooza, and then performed at a festival a week later. News outlets claim nearly 6-thousand kids were hospitalized in Texas, but they were off by about 6-thousand. A scientist leading the WHO team which was investigating the origins of COVID reversed course, and admits China was applying pressure to conceal the facts. Justice Amy Coney Barrett tossed out a complaint from students that didn’t want to be vaccinated, and TLC is doing a special featuring a psychic speaking to 9/11 victims. Ryan Fujitani takes the week off, but it’s a hot list for The Friday Five -- Best Hot or Heat Songs.
The Boys have seen it coming, and the migrant surge at the border has reached a breaking point. The education secretary blames parents for possible school shutdowns, and President Joe Biden confuses his energy secretary with the governor of Michigan. Jen Psaki says the Taliban need to make a decision as to who they want to be, and leaked video shows Hunter Biden talking to a hooker, about how Russian drug dealers stole his laptop. A judge orders the release of Jamal Danzy, the accused straw purchaser of the gun that killed the Chicago police officer. Nike claims women's basketball players are superior to a man who conquered the world, and Tucker Carlson and his guest lay waste to Nike’s woke advertising. Questions about the effectiveness of Pfizer’s COVID vaccine, and a business owner talks about the “curveball” of vaccine mandates. Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to unify people by calling them “schmucks,” and Fox News is the only national outlet that “gained” trust.
MVC&R know Cory Booker is bad at many things, and dinner theater is now one of those. A school board member claims not masking children makes the kids “murderers,” and President Biden says Governor Cuomo did a, “Hell of a job.” The ratings for NBC’s Tokyo Olympics totally “faceplanted,” and CBS News admits Republicans may actually have a point with COVID, and the border. With critical race theory in action, an Atlanta school is in trouble for segregating students. Senator Rand Paul is suspended from YouTube over COVID claims, and the mother of the alleged Chicago cop killer was arrested for attacking a public safety officer. Australia is a dystopian nightmare, and Bam Margera sues Jackass for kicking him out of the movie. Several major airlines will not require employees to get vaccinated, and someone got an Amazon delivery so large, you can hardly see the house behind it. A teacher from Loudon County goes off, and a Willy Wonka-themed hotel will include lickable wallpaper.
The Boys are not raging because of the Southern states, but the rest of the media are. The NIH chief admits they do not have data about kids and Delta, but that doesn’t stop him from attempting to freak us out. Tucker Carlson “defends” Chris Cuomo, and Britney Spears loses bid to immediately boot her dad. Florida’s health department says the CDC’s COVID count for the state is wrong, and CNN raised money for a “mother of three” who was actually just a scam artist. The migrant detention center that is worse than ever, and Chicago cops turn their backs on Mayor Lori Lightfoot. Governor Ron DeSantis suggests freezing pay for school officials who mandate masks for students, and the Texas Supreme Court denies the democratic lawmakers' request to restore pay after their walkout. Oregon is nearing its COVID hospitalization record, and Indiana’s attorney general launches a probe into the Chinese Communist Party’s domestic propaganda program.
MVC&R are like everyone else, in that they do not know what is going on with kids and COVID. A New York Times reporter says the Obama birthday bash was safe, because it was a “sophisticated crowd.” An accuser of Governor Andrew Cuomo comes forward, saying, “He grabbed my butt.” Mayor Lori Lightfoot is calling for a day of mourning, after the weekend saw 73 people shot, 11 killed, and one of them was a Chicago police officer. Americans plan on using home deliveries as their primary form of shopping, and O.J. Simpson won’t go back to Los Angeles, because he doesn’t want to run into the “real killer.” The White House claims ending unemployment benefits had nothing to do with the positive jobs report, and Dr. Anthony Fauci criticizes the motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota. Texas democrats hilariously are suing the governor of the state, and Live Nation will allow artists to require proof of vaccination at concerts. The NIH director cannot understand the politics of vaccine mandates, and Subway franchisees are fed up with the Megan Rapinoe TV ads.
The Boys have been vaccinated, along with 350 million other Americans. CNN claims 58% of Republicans will definitely not get the vaccine, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi praises “courageous” lawbreaking. CNN fired three employees for not getting vaccinated, and a guy gives instructions on speaking the new language, “Bidenese.” Nike’s CEO gave some A+ McGurkin on China and human rights, and Politico claims Republicans are salivating over Cori Bush. Unemployment drops to 5.4% after the July jobs report comes out, and property owners are suing to get their money. President Biden compares January 6th to the Civil War, suggesting it was worse, and also pretends not to know who Governor DeSantis is. A woman files a criminal complaint against Governor Andrew Cuomo, and the four-leaf clover is 23rd on a list of top lucky charms. Ryan Fujitani returns to talk about “The Suicide Squad,” and puckering up for the Friday Five -- Best Kiss Songs.
VC&R are glad not to be on Governor DeSantis’ bad side, and for the third time the governor slammed President Joe Biden. The White House says they’ll break the law, and we’ll like it. The wonderful governor of New Jersey has some words for those protesting the vaccine, and an absolutely insane argument for defunding the police. Senator Rand Paul tees off on the idea of masking your children, and New York democrats say they’re seriously considering impeaching Governor Andrew Cuomo, this time. Governor Cuomo denies singing “Do You Love Me” to a staffer, and the mayor of DC says only conspiracy theorists think she broke the rules. There’s a new tax in the new infrastructure deal, and the White House says people don’t care about the President violating the Constitution. Mexico is suing US gun manufacturers, and no one knows who the supposed Alex Trebeck replacement is.
The Boys cannot invalidate contracts, but apparently the CDC can now. President Joe Biden is calling on Governor Andrew Cuomo to resign, and the NIH Director clarifies comments about masking around kids while at home. A democratic senator says voting laws are, “The Delta variant of Jim Crow,” while Mark and Patricia McCloskey were pardoned by the governor of Missouri. President Biden tells the governors of Texas and Florida to, “Get out of the way,” and former President Obama “scales back” plans for his birthday bash. The brave Texas democrats that ran away are vacationing in Europe, and the Titanic Museum’s fake iceberg fell and injured three people. It’s not exactly clear what the President is saying about illegal immigrants, but it’s quite clear Mayor Bill de Blasio completely gutted Governor Andrew Cuomo. A US Olympian is overjoyed after winning the gold medal in wrestling, and she proclaims, “I freaking love the United States!” The infrastructure deal uses COVID relief money, and the vaccine passport just seems a bit racist. Doesn’t it?
VC&R required a vaccine passport from Jamie, and he didn't have one. Not really, but New York City is going to start requiring vaccinations, and the White House struggles to explain why it's okay for former President Obama to have a birthday bash. The former DC police chief blames Republicans for officer suicides, and a democrat hopes Senator Lindsey Graham dies from COVID. Now chipmunks have the plague, and Governor Andrew Cuomo is in big trouble. The View believes people don't like Vice President Harris because she is black, and Twitter is trying to be the New Ministry of Truth. A former Biden COVID advisor admits they know cloth masks do not work, and a Republican lawmaker investigating COVID origins says, "This is the greatest coverup in human history." An impeachment witness claims Trump's removal would have prevented every coronavirus death, and the White House lied about Florida, again. The hammer thrower failed to medal, and a little boy released a butterfly, then the dog ate the it.
The Boys are minus Jamie, but not because of lockdowns. President Joe Biden says it is “probable” that lockdowns will come back, and Dr. Anthony Fauci says, “You don’t have the right to not wear a mask.” A mother pulls her kids out of school over the mask mandate, and a man screams while getting his COVID shot. CNN goes full shoelooker when talking about the mayor of DC, and the NIH director is in full support of encouraging vaccine passports. Privacy-seeking Meghan Markle hired Oprah’s party planner for a birthday bash, and California is about to make bacon more expensive for the rest of us in the country. AOC blasts democrats and President Biden for letting the eviction moratorium end, and a Harvard lecturer is labeled “transphobic” for saying there are only two genders. A Brown University professor doesn’t think we are ever getting back to normal, and a woman’s chair breaks during a meeting with the CEO.
MVC&R found leaked CDC documents which indicate the war has changed, and an ex-Trump official warns the unvaccinated that they will get the Delta variant. A democrat slams President Biden on the border saying, “He’s afraid to offend the left.” The nation’s second largest school district will require testing, regardless of vaccination status. Someone thinks if you break your leg you won’t get a hospital bed, because of unvaccinated people. A union that endorsed Joe Biden does not want a vaccine mandate, and Black Lives Matter is threatening a democratic senator. President Joe Biden says cases will go up, but deaths will go down, and he would like to see vaccine passports. Scarlett Johansson is suing Disney for shorting her out of “Black Widow” money. JD Vance says the United States is being run by childless cat ladies, and the best countries to be in if society were to collapse. This week we lost ZZ Top bassist, Dusty Hill, so a Friday Five in his honor -- Best Bassists Who Can Sing.
The Boys have been doing their best to keep up with the science, and the ever-changing policies and mandates. The Teachers Union chief cannot commit to reopening schools, and the former FDA head can’t make much sense out of the CDC’s guidance. Governor Greg Abbott orders the Texas National Guard to begin arresting illegal immigrants, and President Joe Biden claims he used to drive an 18-wheeler. Adam Kinzinger says it's cold-hearted to laugh at him for crying, and Speaker Nancy Pelosi absolutely guts the far left. The DOJ threatens to sue states for returning to pre-pandemic election standards, and a naked guy who went viral chasing a wild pig now has his own toy. The Squad is not particularly fond of the "bipartisan infrastructure" deal, and Anthony Kiedis is selling his Hawaiian home, which was built near ancient burial grounds.
MVC&R are doing their best not to spread the coronavirus. No, really. According to the CDC, the vast majority of people that are getting and spreading COVID are the unvaccinated, so the vaccinated people need to wear masks. Simone Biles says Naomi Osaka inspired her to focus on her “mental health,” and PolitiFact “fact checks” an obviously fake Olympics moment. President Joe Biden is not worried about confusion coming from the CDC, and Texas police learn COVID-positive illegal immigrants were sent to local hotels, after a Whataburger incident. The President basically says unvaccinated people are dumb, and a public official says, "The voluntary phase of COVID vaccines is over. Coca-Cola spoke out against the Georgia voting law, but thy are curiously quiet when it comes to China's genocide. A gunman opens fire in broad daylight in New York City, forcing a woman pushing a baby stroller to flee. Why are white liberals more likely to support the defunding of police, and what is a job that sounds really cool, but actually sucks?
The Boys are fully-vaccinated, but the CDC says mask up anyway. Adam Schiff compares the Capitol riot to 9/11, and China is mad at Reuters. Governor Andrew Cuomo insists he has been telling the truth about the coronavirus, since the beginning of the pandemic. President Joe Biden says the combat mission in Iraq has ended, and people are not interested in defunding the police. The governor of California compares the unvaccinated to drunk drivers, and a teacher told students to hide an "equity survey" from their parents. An ESPN writer was troubled by American flags at the Tokyo Olympics, and a "racial justice" group threatens to harass white people who send their kids to good schools. An entrepreneur started a bank to fund Christian charities instead of Planned Parenthood, and a teen from Alaska won at the Olympics. Megan Rapinoe says the media need to "get better" with criticism of women's sports, and Major League Baseball is testing new anti-sign stealing technology.
VC&R kick off the week, and Markley will return on Tuesday. Dr. Anthony Fauci says, “All of this is complicated,” and the ratings for the Olympics have cratered. The Cleveland Indians have changed their name to The Guardians, and Texas democrats are asking for donations for “care packages.” According to Politico, the left’s CRT push is backfiring, and a flight was evacuated after an “ominous text.” a majority of Americans are pessimistic about the future of the country, and Los Angeles County wants to give free money to young people. Australians are pushing back against lockdowns, and school kids are told to hide an “equity survey” from their parents. A South Korean TV station is in trouble for using stereotypical graphics to represent different nations, and Dr. Fauci says he has no regrets about funding research in China. Former President Donald Trump touts the coronavirus vaccine, and a “racial justice” group threatens to harass white people who send their kids to good schools.
The Boys have been able to see that a lot of people have been getting shot lately, and now ABC News seems to be taking a look into the situation. President Joe Biden was asked about defunding the police, and he gave an answer about eating children. CNN did a town hall with the President, yet they still came in dead last in the ratings. A flashback to the time Dr. Anthony Fauci dismissed the risks in regards to gain-of-function research, and a dude spent $30K on an Olympics ticket, but now can’t go. A Beto O’Rourke group raised $600K for Texas democrats in Washington D.C., and the White House promises Hunter Biden will be honest about his art sales. The reimagining of police just is not working out, and Minneapolis is moving forward with dismantling its police department. When asked about the issue of police defunding, President Biden comments about sucking the blood of children. The Cleveland Indians announce their name change, and a woman got confused, and went bungee jumping without a cord. Ryan Fujitani from Rotten Tomatoes will be out for a couple weeks, and Robbins will be back on Monday, but there is an Olympic-themed Friday Five -- Best Running Songs.
MVC&R took great pleasure in watching Dr. Anthony Fauci’s fight with Senator Rand Paul, but Dr. Fauci says he took no pleasure in it. President Joe Biden attempts to explain how he almost worked in a restaurant, and Giannis Antetokounmpo celebrates winning the NBA Finals with some Chick-fil-A. Speaker Nancy Pelosi says the January 6th Committee is “deadly serious,” and being murdered in Chicago is more likely than being hospitalized for COVID. The President feels if we flood the market with more cash, then we’ll be able to reduce inflation, somehow. As if they haven’t done enough, China is now digging up ancient viruses, and a man impales his heart in a freak fishing accident. The Biden administration’s border crisis is about to make history, and Governor Ron DeSantis puts the screws to the Biden administration over Cuba. Night Ranger were not allowed to touch or acknowledge Prince at the American Music Awards, and Jeff Bezos swears he is not in a measuring contest with Sir Richard Branson.
The Boys very much enjoyed the exchange between Sen. Rand Paul and Dr. Anthony Fauci, but the media are only focusing on one moment. The U.S. Women’s Soccer’s epic unbeaten streak came to an end at The Olympics against Sweden, and five new sports will debut in the Summer Olympics. Jeff Bezos and his oddly-shaped rocket successfully launched into space, and an incredible moment as dozens of people waltzed across the border. The White House threatens “conservative outlets” for putting out unapproved content. Eric Swallwell spent thousands of campaign dollars on booze and limo services, plus $20K at the hotel where his wife works. A man impales himself during a freak fishing accident, and would-be robbers are shot by armed robbers in Los Angeles. The Biden administration promotes a radical group pushing critical race theory in schools, and Israel urges 35 states to punish Ben & Jerry’s.
MVC&R are glad to be reunited. Dr. Anthony Fauci believes it is “reasonable” to be masking toddlers, and a sixth Texas democrat has tested positive for COVID. An NBC medical expert claims masking toddlers is the “conservative” approach, and the Texas dems’ little trip is costing $1.5-million. A hilarious mix-up from the chief science guy in the United Kingdom, and Prince Harry is writing another book, because he values his privacy. The possibility of canceling the Olympics at the last minute is discussed, and an Australian woman violates COVID protocol by having cigarettes delivered by drone. NPR says the truth can be misinformation, and the feds threaten 10 years in prison for Americans helping Cubans escape. A Washington Post reporter says the dems are soft on Cuba, because they like Communism. The Department of Justice will no longer be spying on journalists, unless they have a reason to spy on journalists.
The Boys will welcome Markley back on Tuesday, and hopefully he will have had time to collect himself. Misinformation is people’s biggest concern, and not Big Brother, but this is all according to Big Brother. Most of the mainstream media wants to convince you that Fox is literally killing people, and five of the fleeing Texas democrats have COVID. The White House says if you’re banned from one platform, you should be banned from all platforms. President Joe Biden claims Facebook is killing people, and Facebook says he’s just upset because he failed to meet the vaccine goal. A woman tracks down the guy who stole her car, and drags him to the cops by his dreads. Democrats are resorting to fan fiction to hype up January 6th, and Martha Raddatz confronts a Los Angeles health official. Brian Stelter’s career was murdered on his own show, and the city of Anaheim shut down a pro-Trump event. Oreo now has discreet packaging so you can hide them from the kids, and everyone is excited about Eggo’s new emoji waffles.
VC&R hope for the best for M, and look forward to his return next week. Los Angeles County is putting the mask mandate back in place, and “communism is a failed system” according to President Joe Biden. Campus Reform finds out why college kids can’t understand why oppressed people fly the American flag, and one of the fleeing Texas democrats highlights her underwear. A New York lawmaker who wanted Cuomo to resign gets mad when asked about it, and Netflix has aspirations to become the “Netflix of Video Games.” The National Security bro says Republicans are a greater threat than Al-Qaeda or ISIS, and the security footage of Richard Sherman was released. Winning Olympic athletes will place their medals around their own necks, and Denver is bringing on a civilian force to break up homeless camps. The federal government is telling Facebook to crack down on unapproved speech, and the Facebook Oversight Chief claims, “Free speech isn’t a universal right.” Ryan Fujitani from Rotten Tomatoes has the lowdown for your weekend entertainment, and an out-of-this-world Friday Five -- Planets and the Moon Songs.
The Boys are more than able to say that communism is bad, but those in the White House just are not capable to do the same. One of the Texas democrats claims they didn't want to vacate their responsibility, and they in fact cried when they were leaving their families. Audio from the Richard Sherman 911 call has been released, and an unfortunate typo sends a dog owner into a panic. The White House now wants legal immigration, and Pitbull makes a better case for the Cuban people, than our own government "experts." A longtime democrat says the superwoke are killing us, and State Department asks the U.N. to send people to help with "systemic racism." Soccer actually got better rating than the NBA Finals, and Chrissy Teigen says it sucks being part of the "cancel club." Only one in four Olympics fans would want to attend in person this year, and two out of five Americans would reject a trip to the Moon, even with a guaranteed safe return.
VC&R wish M well, as he prepares for his daughter’s wedding. President Joe Biden believes the GOP’s voting laws to be as great a threat to our democracy as the Civil War, and some are saying it’s like the KKK. A Texas democrat is calling for a federal takeover of elections, and President Biden lifts some sanctions on Iran. The media circles the wagons trying to force Biden to call for an end to the filibuster, while the Department of Homeland Security tells Cubans to stay out. Dr. Anthony Fauci is recommending children over the age of 2 mask up, and Governor Andrew Cuomo’s COVID cover up was worse than we thought. Germany takes action against Big Tech censorship, and the state of California backs off of “woke math.” So much for that “bipartisan” infrastructure bill, and the FBI is politely asking you to monitor your friends, and family. The mayor of Miami tosses out the idea of bombing Cuba, and a liberal activist and pollster says there indeed may have been a Red Wave.
The Boys are not thrilled about consumer prices jumping 5.4% in the last year, and they are also not at all surprised. Texas democrats want to spread the word that in the state, a Proud Boy could end up watching you vote, which has no basis in fact whatsoever. One of the Texas dems said they “had to take a private plane,” while another from the group calls himself a hero for leaving the state. Governor Greg Abbott slam dunks on the democrats for running from a fight, and says democrats that fled the state will “be arrested” upon their return. A CBS anchor says she’s banning unvaxxed family members from Thanksgiving, and Iran has a new and legal dating app. The police chief in Minneapolis blasts anti-police sentiment after a 3-year-old is shot, and a man in Chicago was shot 64 times as he walked out of jail. Facebook promotes a video of a man trying to breastfeed a newborn, and Britney Spears lets loose in a dance video while wearing a tiny red top.
MVC&R are monitoring the protests as Cubans take to the streets, and the World Health Organization is working on a “digital wallet” to store vaccine certification. Vice President Kamala Harris says it’s “almost impossible” for rural people to make copies of their drivers licenses, and Brian Stelter says space flight is “immoral.” MSNBC pretends they don’t know who Michael Avenatti is, while Conor McGregor makes classless comments after injuring his leg, and losing to Dustin Poirier. Bankers are begging their employers for transfers from New York to Florida, and the White House has nothing to say about the obvious money laundering scam, in which Hunter Biden is involved. A man found 160 bowling balls under his house, and jewelry made out of human teeth is now something you can buy. Drinking a lot of coffee may help you fight off the coronavirus, and Steven Seagal opened for a Sammy Hagar concert for $1000.
The Boys are claiming mission accomplished with having a great week, and President Joe Biden is claiming mission accomplished in Afghanistan. The CDC is recommending full, in-person instruction, and Michael Avenatti absolutely humiliated himself during his sentencing. A city engulfed by violence is now begging the federal government for help, and Obama’s ethics chief slammed Biden over a reported move to keep Hunter’s art buyers secret. Toyota says it will stop donating to Republicans who questioned the election, and it is now socially acceptable to walk your cat. A Lincoln Project founder is convinced that the Capitol riot is “profoundly more dangerous” than 9/11, and Heinz wants to force hot dog and bun companies to sell ten-packs. Universities are openly scamming young people, and the federal government is quietly setting up a new surveillance bureau. Ryan Fujitani returns for his Friday cinema update, and we’re celebrating the follicly-challenged with The Friday Five -- Best Bald Musicians.
MVC&R have been vaccinated, but Dr. Anthony Fauci wants you to get over it, and get yourself vaccinated. Job openings stayed at a record high of 9.2 million in May, and a top fact checker debunks the Biden administration’s claims that Republicans want to defund the police. The Biden administration will shift nearly $1 billion in COVID funds, in order to fund housing for migrant children at the border. President Joe Biden claims he created millions of jobs, and the HHS Secretary says it is the government’s business to know if you’re vaccinated. Boris Becker is catching heat for daring to say a tennis player’s fiancée is “very pretty,” and Chicago schools are offering condoms to fifth graders. The NSA was in fact checking in on Tucker Carlson, and China says Japan is, “Digging its own grave.” A burglar broke into a house, made waffles, blew up the bathroom, and also did laundry.
The Boys have no plans to go door-to-door soon, but President Joe Biden wants to send vaccine “strike forces” to your home. Twitter restricted the account of a professor who mocked China’s leader, and the Japanese government declared a state of emergency due to the coronavirus, just two weeks from The Olympics. Sha’Carri Richardson is officially off the U.S. Olympic team, and the former president of Afghanistan would not welcome back the United States. Actress Rosanna Arquette calls for an end to Independence Day fireworks, and people have begun assaulting horses in New York. A student from the University of Chicago died after being hit by a stray bullet, while riding a train home from an internship. Children were expelled from school because their moms were against CRT, and five biological women were banned from Olympic events, due to elevated testosterone levels. Former President Trump is suing Twitter, Facebook, and Google, and American men are going through a friendship recession. The president of Haiti was assassinated overnight, and the Chinese state media is mad that the United States isn't sharing enough COVID vaccines.
MVC&R hope you had a good July 4th holiday weekend, but violence still runs rampant in Chicago, after two officers were wounded by downtown mobs. President Joe Biden fumbles through notes when asked about the latest ransomware attack, and a Daily Wire poll shows most Americans believe someone other than Biden is calling the shots in the White House. George Foreman posted a defiant patriotic message on July 4th, and ESPN’s Rachel Nichols believes she was passed over for being white. The US military literally snuck out the backdoor when leaving Afghanistan, and Target is closing stores at 6pm in San Francisco, because of the surging crime wave. Dr. Anthony Fauci is suggesting to "go the extra mile" and mask up, and President Biden tells the LA Dodgers about his baseball "feat." A white supremacist group is scared off by a couple of guys in Philadelphia, and a black militant group gets involved in a standoff with police.
The Boys are looking forward to the Fourth of July weekend, and this year’s celebration means more than ever. There is good news on unemployment, but President Joe Biden still manages to step on a rake delivering it. The President was not happy when asked about Afghanistan, and he is making sure to take time off for the extended weekend. After meeting with families of the victims of the Florida condo collapse, the President claimed the families were concerned about the role global warming may have played. A CNN host is flabbergasted by the claim that January 6th doesn’t affect most people’s lives, and a nine-year-old is among the shooting victims in Chicago, just ahead of a holiday weekend. MSNBC’s Joy Reid believes the border crisis is “nonexistent,” and she blasted Governors Noem and DeSantis for sending the National Guard. Unionized unemployed workers are suing to keep federal benefits, and Ted Cruz said running for President in 2016 was the most fun he ever had. The first hurricane of the season may be heading to South Florida, and President Biden was ripped for bragging about saving Americans 16 cents.
MVC&R would like to go to the beach, and former President Trump said that was all President Biden had to do, in order to maintain a secure border. NBC News is catching up with speculation of the Chinese military’s involvement in the Wuhan lab, and the Supreme Court sides with the state of Arizona over their voting law. A JAMA Pediatrics study concluded that kids should not be forced to wear face masks, and a former FDA head says a shutdown is not needed, because we need to save our credibility. According to Politico, Vice President Harris’ office is a mess, and Britney Spears’ request to remove her father as conservator was shot down by the judge. Governor Ron DeSantis feuds with Trump over Florida rally amid search for survivors, and the Kenosha City Council votes 17-0 to reject Jacob Blake’s claim for damages from the police shooting. Rep. Kevin McCarthy is demanding an investigation into Biden's alleged spying on Tucker Carlson, and an old picture of Gwen Berry holding an American flag goes viral amid the anthem uproar.
The Boys think gas shortages and soaring prices are just in time for the 4th of July, while a Texas sheriff claims his department seized enough fentanyl to kill everyone in New York. The New York City primary was thrown into chaos after bogus votes were counted, and John Bolton’s first idea for his book title was hilarious. Rep. Ilhan Omar says she doesn’t regret comparing the U.S. and Israel to terror groups, and drug dealers are now marketing environmentally friendly cocaine. The CDC director says vaccine boosters will not be needed, and the heat caused a pitcher to yak on the mound at Yankee Stadium. A local Canadian government banned large gatherings as a way to stop “unauthorized information,” and the man who jumped from a moving plane says he did “a lot” of meth. Black Lives Matter files a lawsuit against Santa Monica over George Floyd protests, and a judge says a GOP lawmaker can block people on her personal Twitter account.
MVC&R recognize the crime surge across the country is very real, and the Oakland Police Chief points out, "This crime wave isn't a bump in the road." Jen Psaki is blasted after deflecting blame for the crime wave, by claiming the GOP defunded the police. The DHS Chief says Vice President Harris didn't visit a detention center, because, "They had a lot to see." The Energy Secretary uses the Florida condo collapse to sell the infrastructure bill, and South Dakota joins other GOP states by sending troops to the Southern border. GOP lawmakers and veterans are calling for Gwen Berry to lose her Olympic team spot, and a judge dismisses an antitrust lawsuit against Facebook. Portland closed down its food program, but some local moms stepped up to help. A man tried to rob a TV crew while they were doing a story on the crime wave, and the woman who caused the Tour de France pileup may have fled the country.
The Boys are still trying to hold out hope for more survivors in the Florida condo collapse, as we find out the owners were just about to start paying boatloads of money for repairs. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is asking, “Wouldn’t giving people healthcare for three years be better than zero years?” In addition, AOC claims the crime wave stories are merely “hysteria,” and Mayor Lori Lightfoot does not like being asked about the surging violent crime in Chicago. President Joe Biden will not be attending the Tokyo Olympics, as Jill Biden will be going in his stead, and holding diplomatic meetings. Derek Chauvin claims more information will be coming out, while George Floyd’s brother is saying, “All lives matter.” A spectator is on the run after causing a massive crash at the Tour de France, and the CDC is debating vaccine passports after all. Rep. Dan Crenshaw says Biden and Harris like the border crisis, and they do not want to fix it. China discussed making bioweapons to target “races,” and to covertly launch attacks with asymptomatic spread. Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s letter launches a GOP attack on Big Tech silencing conservatives, and a man is shocked by obvious things after visiting the Midwest for the first time.
MVC&R are monitoring Vice President Kamala Harris’ trip to El Paso, Texas, as well as the democrat that slammed her for her choice of border destinations. After President Joe Biden’s bizarre whispering during his speech, social media labels him a “creep” according to Sky News Australia. The Justice Department is suing Georgia over their voting laws, and the U.S. ranks last when it comes to trust in the media. Speaker Nancy Pelosi announces a House Committee will investigate the Capitol riot, and former President Trump allegedly called for rioters to be shot in the foot. Senator Lindsey Graham is not a fan of the image Republicans conveyed with Biden’s infrastructure bill, and the FBI was on a years-long treasure hunt for fabled Civil War gold. Police had to break up an “exorcism for trees” at a Home Depot, and Discovery will analyze the government’s UFO files in a three-hour live event. Another Friday means another visit from Rotten Tomatoes’ Ryan Fujitani, and another installment of The Friday Five -- Thunder and Lightning Songs.
The Boys nearly forgot about this country’s nuclear arsenal, until President Joe Biden reminded everyone during his remarks about the Second Amendment. President Biden doesn’t want you to believe that gun violence is bad in places that have tough gun laws, while Beto O’Rourke is worried Republicans are going to destroy our democracy. The NIH deleted coronavirus sequences at the request of Chinese scientists, as Hunter Biden has a stake in Chinese military-linked companies that are under sanctions. The CDC says there is a “likely” link between COVID vaccines, and rare heart issues in teens. The White House struggles to explain why Vice President Harris is suddenly interested in the border, and American public schools lost more than a million students last year. Tamir Rice’s mother unloads on racial activist Shaun King, and 82% of men say they plan to continue their “quarantine-look” after the pandemic ends. Brandeis University has banned “offensive phrases,” and balloon rides to space are now a thing for $125K.
MVC&R noticed Chuck Schumer seemed a little miffed at the failure of the voting reform bill, and claims Republicans are "making it easier to get a gun, than vote." Mayor Ted Wheeler can’t go in the Wayback Machine when it comes to defunding the police, and Mayor Muriel Bowser claims there was only one night of rioting in Washington D.C. Sergio Romo drops his pants and throws gear during the umpire's substance check, and Virginia's Loudoun County School Board silences public comment after a raucous meeting. Chris Cuomo rants about the For the People Act, and Jen Psaki suggests rapes and other crimes are increasing in cities due to gun violence. A democrat mayor whose entire police command quit under her rule loses the primary, and a principal was caught trying to end school a week early. IKEA's Juneteenth menu consisted of fried chicken and watermelon, and a Japanese soccer player on the women's World Cup team comes out as transgender.
The Boys are panicking, and you should too, because the new Delta variant of COVID is going to kill everybody. A former Obama official says defunding the police did not cause crime to rise, it was the fault of the police. President Joe Biden’s COVID vaccine goal will not be met, and a Minnesota girl slams the school board over BLM posters after “no politics” promise. The left aims to defeat another pipeline, but Native American business leaders defend its construction. The Phoenix Suns have told their fans to “keep their cool” after the latest arena fight, and nearly 4,000 fully vaccinated people in Massachusetts have tested positive for COVID-19. Couples who blame the pandemic for their relationship troubles are much happier, and the hard-liner Iranian president was involved in 1988 mass executions, at age 28. An Olympic athlete talked about exploding Trump’s head, and the desire to win a gold medal, only to be able to burn an American flag on the podium.
MVC&R have been watching criminals run rampant, and this week President Joe Biden is going to focus on violent crime, according to Politico. Juneteenth and gay pride celebrations were allowed in a city that canceled the Independence Day Parade. Reporters and politicians blame Governor Ron DeSantis for the terrorist attack, which wasn’t even a terrorist attack, and Dr. Anthony Fauci can’t believe people are calling out his lies. The mayor of Atlanta is canceling policies that contributed to the city’s soaring crime rate, and a prominent progressive is a member of an all-white club. A sheriff’s deputy is shot multiple times by an armed suspect, and a full-blown manhunt is underway. Bill Maher describes why people don’t like democrats, and Shaq says he would have knocked out Ben Simmons, had they ever shared a locker room. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez skipped votes due to concern for public health, yet she had plenty of time to campaign for friends. When pressed by a reporter, Speaker Nancy Pelosi refuses to say if a 15-week-old unborn is human, and Governor DeSantis beat Donald Trump in a poll conducted at a conservative conference.
The Boys are glad Dr. Anthony Fauci can finally recall the meeting about how COVID looks like it was engineered in a lab, and CNN has once again shared Chinese propaganda. Experts are saying the lockdowns crushed the middle class and helped the wealthy, as Florida governor Ron DeSantis gives clemency to people who got COVID fines. MSNBC’s JOY Reid claims Republicans want to ban students from learning about Juneteenth, as another moron finds out shock collars hurt a lot. A congressman blasts Vice President Kamala Harris for laughing, while the “Florida Whistleblower” stalked, and tried to ruin the guy who fact checked her. Mayor Lori Lightfoot declares racism a “public health crisis,” and she diverted $10 million in COVID funding. People who are nervous about the world opening back up may have “cave syndrome,” and it doesn’t seem that illegal immigrants got Vice President Harris’ message not to come. The average person snaps at a loved one once a week for no reason, and Joe Rogan destroys Brian Stelter, and his show. Rotten Tomatoes’ Ryan Fujitani has the latest from Disney+ for the weekend, and because a magazine made a poor attempt at a best of list, The Friday Five -- Best Cover Songs Edition.
MVC&R agree with the unanimous SCOTUS decision to side with a Catholic organization on their same-sex foster care restriction, as President Joe Biden gives sixteen things to Russia. Obamacare survives again in the Supreme Court, and Stacy Abrams apparently now supports voter ID. A scientist backing the probe into the Wuhan lab says, “We waited because we didn’t want to be associated with Trump.” Governor Ron DeSantis sends Florida law enforcement to help at the Southern border, and for some reason liberals want the pandemic to keep going. A moronic professor proclaims her belief that white people are psychopaths, while Megan Rapinoe and Priyanka Chopra join the Victoria’s Secret rebranding campaign. Two women found out they were dating the same guy, so they dumped him and went on vacation together. The Department of Justice says it’s alright to disobey immigration laws, but disobeying gun laws is absolutely off the table. A judge declares a mistrial in the case of a professor hiding Chinese connections, and two people get kicked off a plane for fighting over an armrest. The CBS morning show dismissed the Walgreens theft video, and China sends first astronauts to their self-developed space station.
The Boys have their eyes on the “Biden/Putin Summit” in Geneva, and CNN just gushes over President Biden’s handshake. A Texas democrat congressman is urging Vice President Kamala Harris to visit the border, now that former President Trump’s border trip is now in the works. Dr. Redfield explains that scientists can be stubborn creatures at times, and explains that they sometimes, “Bite into a bone they can’t let go of.” The former CDC director says the World Health Organization is compromised, and parents are rapidly organizing the public against school indoctrination. A Russian activist blasted NBC News for their Putin interview, calling it, “A humiliation for an American network.” Attorney General Merrick Garland believes the most lethal threat to the country is white supremacy, and there was a multi-state shooting spree which was motivated by hatred for white people. Lori Lightfoot writes a memo which confirms her lunacy, and a golfer is arrested after a wild fight erupts at the Korn Ferry Tour qualifier. A musician has been blackballed because he said the riots were bad, and Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife is giving away $2.7 billion.
MVC&R can actually hear President Joe Biden’s brain come to a complete halt, when asked about Russian President Vladimir Putin. An Australian author talks about the Wuhan lab, and Jon Stewart agrees, we all know the coranavirus came out of that lab. A Houston TV reporter casually mentions she has been secretly recording meetings for Project Veritas, while Roger Waters of Pink Floyd fame absolutely demolishes Mark Zuckerberg. A Sky News report is out about the bats, and Brian Stelter took his alarm over a garter snake to Twitter. Troll extraordinaire Chrissy Teigen issued a massive apology for her trolling past, and a New Zealand chapter for Greta Thunberg disbanded for being racist. A North Korean defector attended an Ivy League school, and now says even North Korea was "not this nuts." Buckhead wants a divorce from Atlanta, and there is an enormous Girl Scout cookie surplus.
The Boys are reunited, just like the world leaders at the G7 Summit. A confused President Joe Biden rambled about Russia, and a Biden official delivered perfect McGurkin when talking about the lab leak. Prime Minister Boris Johnson had to correct President Biden, and former Sec. Mike Pompeo says there is “tons of evidence” that COVID came out of the Wuhan lab. NATO is to brand China a security risk despite cries of “slander,” and Speaker Nancy Pelosi denies the rebuking of Rep. Ilhan Omar. There’s another terrible vaccine song, and the COVID Czar says Americans were too selfish during the pandemic. Christopher Sign, the Alabama reporter who broke the Clinton/Lynch tarmac meeting story, supposedly committed suicide over the weekend. The FAA updated it’s guidelines as the American obesity crisis grows, and monthly inflation once again exceeds economists expectations. A Texas newspaper refuses to print the description of a suspect in a weekend shooting, and Baltimore businesses are threatening to withhold tax payments amid violence.
M&R will welcome VC back on Monday. Vice President Kamala Harris is not welcoming to those that question her on the border, and she snapped at a Univision reporter for having the nerve. Some have floated the idea that Vice President Harris has been set up for failure, and First Lady “Dr.” Jill Biden has been very hands-on with her husband’s presidency. Alisyn Camerota doesn’t mince words with the disgraced Jeffrey Toobin, and he’s on his apology tour trying to explain the circumstances. Rep. Ilhan Omar dispensed her latest issue of inflammatory and hateful remarks, and Rep. Rashida Tlaib believes criticizing her is the same as muzzling her. Oklahoma Senator James Lankford asked HHS Sec. Xavier Becerra to clarify the language used to describe mothers, since the term “birthing people” has been adopted by the Biden administration. With race in the forefront of many discussions these days, the military can serve as an example of a culture of inclusivity. Ryan Fujitani checks in from Rotten Tomatoes to discuss “In The Heights,” and Jamie and Scott were feeling the 80’s nostalgia with The Friday Five -- Greatest 80’s Artists.
The Boys have had Dr. Anthony Fauci on the radar, and now he’s on the radars of more and more people. Dr. Fauci is taking issue with his critics, and he says if you are doubting him, then you are doubting the science. Parents all across the country are speaking out against critical race theory in school curriculum, and a New York mother gave the local school board an actual education. After the inspector general’s report on President Trump’s LaFayette Square “photo op,” NBC News has confirmed the long suspected liberal media agenda of fake news. The Biden administration had put Vice President Harris in charge of fixing the border crisis, but it turns out she is only investigating the root causes of the crisis. One writer believes there is no actual crisis at the border, and the criticism of the Vice President simply stems from racism. A doctor with two medical degrees rapidly destroys critical race theory, and a completely unprepared white guy proves not all white people are intelligent. The war against mothers is ramping up as we learn more about the complexities of “birthing people,” and a Politico poll says almost a third of Republicans believe Donald Trump will be reinstated as President this year.
M&R were not impressed with Vice President Kamala Harris’ trip to Guatemala, but those that are paying attention wouldn’t have been. Lester Holt did his best journalist impersonation while speaking to Harris, and he held her feet to the fire when she claimed they had already been to the border. Condoleezza Rice offers her wisdom when it comes to global affairs, and she talks about the global threat of China. The media have been stepping on rakes a lot lately, especially when more liberals are speaking about the viability of the Wuhan lab leak theory. Peter Doocy from Fox News is not towing the media line, and did a great job in journalism with Vice President Harris on her trip. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had Tweeted concern for her Puerto Rican grandmother, but rejected over $100K raised by GoFundMe, because it was collected through conservative philanthropy. Republicans have been demonized for asking about the Vice President’s lack of attention to the border crisis, and Jen Psaki embarrasses herself trying to defend Harris’ incompetence. CNN is referring to the “perplexity” of White House media officials after the poor border performance, and stories are coming out about bodies of immigrants floating in the Rio Grande.
The Boys know it’s not hard to figure out what caused the crisis along the border, yet Vice President Kamala Harris does not have an explanation when called out. Florida governor Ron DeSantis calls out celebrity hypocrites, when they protest voter laws and ID, but say nothing about human rights in China. As if one Wuhan lab wasn’t bad enough, there are plans to build another virology lab in China. Much of the country has already discovered the faults with critical race theory, but former President Barack Obama is speaking out against Republicans who criticize the flawed indoctrination technique. Obama sounded quite differently when he spoke in 2013, and he would have been canceled by today’s woke standards. Rep. Ilhan Omar was on Twitter calling for accountability for atrocities, and pointing the finger at Israel and the United States, but not at Hamas. Yale University hosted a lecturer who spoke about her desire to shoot white people in the head, while another teacher was reinstated, after being fired for refusing to affirm transgender identities with students.
M&R are doing the show while VC is moving. The Wuhan lab leak theory is getting more coverage, yet we remember Dr. Anthony Fauci’s chastising of the theory in the first place. Vice President Kamala Harris meets with the President of Guatemala, and he lays the blame for the border crisis at the feet of the Biden administration. President Joe Biden tweeted Sunday about the massacre in Tulsa, but neglected to tweet anything about the anniversary of D-Day. Bill Maher has been making some good points lately, and he destroys President Biden’s free-college plan. Scott got a haircut over the weekend, and his stylist had some advice for her customers. Before the pandemic was declared, and after filing for a COVID vaccine, a Chinese military scientist mysteriously died. Many people felt duped after the Floyd Mayweather and Logan Paul fight, and many were entertained by the multi-million dollar exhibition. Sky News host Alan Jones has some hilarious criticism for environmentalist superhero Greta Thunberg, and a survey says people start taking their health seriously at age thirty-nine.
The Boys are taking a look at the jobs report, and President Joe Biden commits to ending the expanded unemployment benefits. Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo ripped Dr. Anthony Fauci over his “crazy” China remarks, and a government report says UFOs are not aliens. There was rioting after law enforcement shot an armed suspect, and the Make-A-Wish CEO admits to stealing from dying children. Dr. Fauci now thinks China should release data from the infected lab officials, and college students seem to be skeptical of critical race theory. After a bride died at her wedding in India, her sister married the groom. A guy finds a way to send notes on Netflix, after he was blocked on social media by his ex. Former Vice President Mike Pence says he and Trump “may never see eye-to-eye” regarding January 6th, but he is still proud of what they did. Alexandria Ocasio-Coretz suggests we stop building jails so as to reduce crime, and the LA Sheriff’s office is seeing a mass exodus. Production on “Mission: Impossible 7” has been shut down, and Ryan Fujitani also talks about the latest in “The Conjuring” series. June is National Migraine and Headache Awareness month, so The Friday Five celebrates -- Head Songs Edition.
MVC&R are not laughing at the thought of COVID-19 being a bioweapon, but Dr. Anthony Fauci chuckles while denying that theory’s viability. Dr. Fauci says people who doubt him just don’t understand him, while his book was scrubbed from the internet, but the publisher claims it was “prematurely posted for pre-sale.” Vanity Fair points out it seems many in our government helped cover up COVID’s origins, and a top cybersecurity official warns of future ransomware attacks. The NIH director doesn’t think we should be concerned with who financed what in the Wuhan lab, and the Kentucky Derby winner failed a second drug test. There’s not much certainty as to why AOC hates her grandmother, and Prince may have stolen a classic move from David Lee Roth. The lady who lived in a storm drain in Florida is found living in a storm drain in Texas, and there is an overwhelming amount of excitement for Beto O'Rourke's gubernatorial run. The NFL was giving lower payments to CTE victims who were black, and Ricky Martin has PTSD.
The Boys are not the most lethal threat to the United States, but President Joe Biden says white supremacists are. A five-year-old is left alone and crying at the border, and it’s as if Vice President Kamala Harris is now in charge of voting. After threatening to pull out of states that are taking measures to protect girls’ sports, Florida governor Ron DeSantis tells the NCAA where they can go with their events. The winner of the Kentucky Derby could be disqualified after the positive drug test is confirmed, and a key figure in the Wuhan research lab thanked Dr. Fauci for downplaying the lab leak theory. Texas governor Greg Abbott issued a disaster declaration amid the immigration crisis, and he blasted the Biden administration’s “open-border policies.” President Biden suspends oil and gas leases in part of Alaska, and the Navy SEAL who killed Bin Laden is blasting Biden, for downplaying the terrorism threat from Al-Qaeda. A black father dismantles critical race theory, and a San Francisco homeless man’s attack on a cop sheds a light on police staff shortages.
MVC&R always knew defunding the police was a terrible idea, and the Washington Post seems to have realized de-policing in Portland has negatively impacted black people. After President Joe Biden calls for a pandemic probe, China State Media announces China must prepare for nuclear war with the United States. ABC News discusses the lab leak theory, and they admit, turns out some things President Trump said were true. John Cena's groveling wasn't enough since the the new F&F movie flopped in China, and after attacking the Colonial Pipeline, hackers come after America's meat. China is shutting down flights due to a COVID variant, and a giant American flag is stolen from a veterans cemetery, over the Memorial Day weekend. Campus Reform encounters students that believe celebrating Memorial Day is "imperialism," and public school enrolment in New York City plummets.
The Boys are not sitting on “unexamined” lab leak data, but they wonder why the intelligence community is. The government is about to have spent 10-trillion dollars, and no one is watching where the money goes. The press is enamored with President Joe Biden eating ice cream, and he says, “Every hospital bed in America will have an Alzheimer’s patient in it.” Just in time for Memorial Day, former President Trump reminds us of the gas prices he had given us, and a Beaverton teacher says not teaching critical race theory is the same as sexual abuse. An epidemiologist says it’s time to let kids get back to normal, and the NBA is cracking down on fan misbehavior. Bill Cosby was denied parole because he wouldn’t get sex offender treatment, and a university official apologizes for condemning attacks against Jews. Guards in a prison didn’t notice a prisoner dissecting another inmate, and many Americans are worried they forgot how to drive during the pandemic. Friday also means cinema news with Ryan Fujitani, and a Memorial Day Weekend Friday Five -- Best Driving Songs Edition.
MVC&R have an update on the Wednesday's shooting in San Jose, California. President Joe Biden axed an investigation into the lab theory, but the media should not be allowed to push their "debunking" of the lab leak theory. DHS Chief Alejandro Mayorkas insists the border is not open, despite the daily evidence of a wide-open border. A former Seattle police chief unloads on political inaction during "mostly peaceful" riots, and Kim Kardashian failed the "baby bar" exam. Los Angeles is paying a crazy amount of money for a homeless camp, and Colorado health officials declare a "mental health state of emergency" for kids. USA Today removes references to transgender athletes as "male" in a high school track star's op-ed, and the mayor of Chicago wants to permanently stop alcohol sales at 10PM. Media outlets took at least 1.6-million dollars to run Chinese propaganda, and a Boston schools program tried to solve racism by abusing kids.
The Boys have been tracking Dr. Anthony Fauci’s flip-flopping antics, and he is now saying there is “no way to know” if the United States funded gain-of-function research. Portland police declare a riot on the anniversary of George Floyd’s death, as fires are set, windows are smashed, and arrests are reported. George Floyd’s brother seems to think murdering black people is legal, and the NBA explains why LeBron James avoided discipline, even though Kristaps Porzingis was fined over a health violation. Senators bring out a banjo to promote the federal takeover of elections, and squatters take over a multimillion dollar home. A teacher whines about the school board following the CDC’s guidance, and liberal media attempts to cancel Chip and Joanna Gaines, again. John Cena is slammed for his apology to China over his remarks on Taiwan, and the press was more interested in protecting Hunter, than finding out the truth about COVID.
The Boys have been tracking Dr. Anthony Fauci flip-flopping antics, and he is now saying there is “no way to know” if the United States funded gain-of-function research. Portland police declare a riot on the anniversary of George Floyd’s death, as fires are set, windows are smashed, and arrests are reported. George Floyd’s brother seems to think murdering black people is legal, and the NBA explains why LeBron James avoided discipline, even though Kristaps Porzingis was fined over a health violation. Senators bring out a banjo to promote the federal takeover of elections, and squatters take over a multimillion dollar home. A teacher whines about the school board following the CDC’s guidance, and liberal media attempts to cancel Chip and Joanna Gaines, again. John Cena is slammed for his apology to China over his remarks on Taiwan, and the press was more interested in protecting Hunter, than finding out the truth about COVID.
MVC&R don’t think we need to be waiting on the World Health Organization to determine what happened, but we’re still waiting for President Joe Biden to come to that same conclusion. On the anniversary of George Floyd’s death, gunfire breaks out at his memorial in Minneapolis. Baseball player Elvis Lebron attacks an umpire with a bat, a self-described “big b--ch” WNBA player is triggered by a coach’s weight comment. Many cities are backtracking on police cuts after explosions of crime, and a New York Times writer says the anti-Semitism is bad because it helps Trump. Chris Cuomo says the coronavirus lab leak theory wasn’t believable because it came from Trump, and a Chinese gulag survivor reveals torture, rape, and plans for invasion. A progressive neighborhood freaks out over a homeless camp, and we’re less likely to see a doctor if the reason makes us feel old.
The Boys are not convinced COVID-19 came about naturally, and Dr. Anthony Fauci says he’s not convinced either. After being charged with a hate crime and released, a New York man vows to “do it again.” Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer is busted violating COVID protocols, once again, and fans carry the deplatformed Morgan Wallen to three Billboard Music Awards. Is New York actually going to require toddlers to mask up, and did 60 Minutes really do a piece on detransitioners? Nearly a third of California restaurants are closed forever, and San Francisco basically legalized shoplifting. President Joe Biden bailed on a news conference when asked about UFOs, and Belarus forces a plane down in order to arrest a blogger. A former NBA star unloads on ‘fake woke’ democrats, and a high school track star talks about how ‘devastating’ it is to run against trans athletes. A Florida high school photoshops girls’ photos to make them look ‘more modest,’ and a bullet train driver left the controls due to a bathroom emergency.
MVC&R and the country are seeing a wave of “textbook anti-Semitism” amid Israel-Gaza tensions, while an armed citizen confronts a group of people harassing, and threatening a Jewish family. Rep. Ilhan Omar is saying the ceasefire is not enough, and demands “accountability for every war crime committed.” President Joe Biden starts yelling during a speech, and Lori Lightfoot claims her racist policy is good for diversity. CNN’s Chris Cuomo issued an apology-esque statement during his show, saying his family comes first, and his job comes second. The vaccine lottery is actually working, and the CDC tells people to stop snuggling with chickens. Video captures a hero cop single-handedly lift a car off a woman to save her life, and a quick-thinking girl slimed a guy who tried to kidnap her, which lead to his arrest. Men care about looks four times more than women, and Google’s new AI tool can help diagnose skin ailments. Ryan Fujitani has movie news that has Van Camp excited, and for all the crying going on lately, The Friday Five -- Cry Songs Edition.
The Boys are proud to announce business is surging at restaurants. Chicago can’t even go about eliminating rats in the proper way, and there is no comparison between former President Reagan’s, and President Biden’s Coast Guard commencement speeches. A former U.S. official claims the United States “is in possession of exotic material” from UFOs, and network news took advantage of the distraction provided by Rep. Liz Cheney. Oregon finally lifts mask requirements for outdoor sports, and five rural Oregon counties vote to consider joining Idaho, in order to escape the blue-state rule. Progressives are telling President Biden to stop being mean to China, and apparently Caitlyn Jenner is transphobic. A Los Angeles Times “business reporter” is claiming the lockdowns did not hurt the economy, and Palestinian terrorists launch rockets at Israel, and end up hitting Gaza. Goodwill is politely asking that you stop donating garbage, and Black Lives Matter cleans up 600 pounds of trash in downtown Portland.
MVC&R have a new hero, and he’s a 10-year-old in Florida, who laced into the local school board over their masks policy. The top CDC official steps down after emails surface showing collusion with teachers union, and a union boss denies any “nefarious” activity after keeping millions of kids out of school. Amid calls to defund police, most Portland residents are calling for more police, and a Georgia woman is wanted for battery after a Little Caesars attack was caught on video. President Joe Biden jokes about running over journalists with a truck, and Vice President Kamala Harris is keeping a running tab on reporters who lack understanding, or appreciation of her. Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot is going to keep masking up, and a local report claims Mayor Lightfoot determines press interviews by race. CNN’s Chris Cuomo bashes pro-lifers in a crazed abortion rant, and apparently President Biden thinks Russia deserves pipelines, but we do not. Black Lives Matters “stands in solidarity” with the Palestinians, vowing to fight for “Palestinian liberation,” and a twin refuses to be his brother’s best man, because he’s marrying his ex-girlfriend.
The Boys never saw the sense in wearing a mask after having been vaccinated, and Dr. Anthony Fauci claims he did so to avoid sending mixed signals. Governor Andrew Cuomo signed a 5.1-million dollar deal for his failed memoir, and Texas is the latest state to put an end to expanded unemployment. Janice Dean says Governor Cuomo's book belongs in the "true crime" section, and the Space Force Commander's book goes to number one. The governor of New Jersey says they’re not ready to drop the mask mandate, and the Rock Hall wants you to “expand your thinking” of what rock-and-roll is. Sweden recorded 30,000 suspected side effects of COVID vaccines, with AstraZeneca’s formula linked to more than half of all reports. President Biden and teachers unions want to mount a campaign to get kids back in school, and the New York Post is calling Florida the "sixth borough," after thousands of New Yorkers flee to the Sunshine State.
MVC&R have been ready to take their masks, but the CDC is not giving permission to do that, even though the director said we could do just that. According to Rochelle Walensky, the science has evolved in the last two weeks, and governors are caught flat-footed by President Biden’s mask reversal. The Associated Press claims they did not know they were working alongside Hamas, but records show that not to be true. Regardless of their “Neanderthal thinking,” Texas reported zero COVID deaths for the first time since March of 2020. Former U.S. Surgeon General Jerome Adams demolishes the CDC, and Rep. Dan Crenshaw takes on sleepy-eyes Chuck Todd. Schools in the United States are staying closed because of COVID, but schools in Afghanistan are staying open despite bombings. A woman wakes up to blood raining down from her ceiling, and pre-rusted brand-new cars may be a thing now. Bald Eagles are making a comeback, and they’re eating pets.
The Boys are fans of roller coasters, but the CDC Director’s emotional roller coaster is a bit much. President Joe Biden says you need to either be vaxxed or masked, and Jen Psaki offers new math when discussing inflation.Even though the new guidelines say vaccinated people don’t need to mask up, Dr. Anthony Fauci says children still need to wear masks. A former Biden COVID advisor wonders how we’ll know it’s safe without vaccine passports, and Israel rejects calls for a truce after pounding Palestinian terrorists. Street racing has been on the rise during the pandemic, and Paul McCartney offers eye yoga to preserve eyesight. Rachel Maddow is saying she needs rewiring for her brain, and GOP lawmakers are questioning the timing of the CDC mask announcement, considering the multitude of Biden’s crises. People are hesitant to return to work due to the communal commode situation, and 6% of Americans believe they could beat up a grizzly bear. Ryan Fujitani provides the latest and greatest in cinema news, and in honor of Young Achievers of Tomorrow Month, The Friday Five -- Young Songs Edition.
MVC&R don't believe we need to be masking up outdoors, and neither does Dr. Anthony Fauci. A teachers union boss says schools must open in the fall, and a judge roasts a defendant in a virtual hearing, because of his unfortunate screen name. President Biden again makes it known he is not supposed the be answering questions, and the Democrats' infrastructure plan is missing from the infrastructure plan website. The Colonial Pipeline paid the hackers five million dollars, and former President Trump floated the idea that Hunter was in charge of the pipeline. President Biden is calling for more education in the wake of the pipeline hacking, and Chrissy Teigen apologizes for harassing a minor, and wishing for her death. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis talks about clemency, and a border wall project is set to resume..., sort of.
The Boys have known how useful pipelines are, and now a Biden administration official admits pipelines are the best way to go. CNN avoids Israel/Hamas conflict during primetime, opting instead to spend over ninety minutes on Liz Cheney. The owner of Medina Spirit announces an illegal substance was found in an ointment used, and the horse has been cleared to run in the Preakness Stakes. Stacy Abrams doesn’t want to focus on “masculine” jobs, and a 77-year-old Florida Dunkin’ customer was fatally punched by an employee. Rep. Rashida Tlaib speaks at a fringe rally, with activists calling for the elimination of Israel. San Francisco is reopening high schools, for about three days, and the governor of Minnesota proposes vaccines, so people will be able to vote for the opposition. States are calling on Facebook to halt plans for an Instagram For Kids, and one hundred Republicans sign a letter pledging to start a third party. Chicago is deploying an army of feral cats to kill rats, and Apple is once again caught using slave labor.
MVC&R will be returning every single Golden Globe they have received, just as Tom Cruise did, along with NBC canceling the annual awards. The White House tells the Colonial Pipeline that they are on their own, and a national teachers union president says they can be back in class, because of President Biden. China enlists an army of social media bots in order to influence the media, and progressives are upset because Tim Tebow could possibly be signed, but not Colin Kaepernick. A distracted nurse gives a woman 6 doses of COVID vaccine in a single shot, while Amazon and Google are developing smart speakers that won't wait for you to ask for something. AOC berated, and screamed at a CBP Agent during a 2019 border facility trip, and Bill Gates was throwing naked pool parties, and womanizing.
The Boys start off the week with excellent news, because the United States recorded the lowest COVID cases in nearly a year. The former FDA commissioner believes it is time to open completely, and Chuck Todd has a pretty good back-and-forth with Dr. Anthony Fauci. Dr. Fauci hopes for a return to normal by next Mother’s Day, and a heroic cop carries a wounded child to safety, in the midst of the Times Square shooting. After winning the Kentucky Derby, Medina Spirit tests positive for betamethasone in a post-race drug test, and former President Trump calls the horse a “junky” on his blog. Michelle Obama is concerned for her daughters’ safety because of racism, and Blue Check is wishing Elon Musk would burn to death. Parents are running for the school board, after frustration over critical race theory and closures. Melinda Gates reportedly was worried about Bill’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein, and California’s population decreased for the first time ever. Speaker Nancy Pelosi blames her racist photo mix-up on a staffer, and a New York City teacher is caught sucking a man’s nipple during a Zoom class. The COVID Czar goes full McGurkin when asked why President Biden still wears a mask, and an “economic reporter” claims people aren’t looking for work, because they’re worried they’ll be assaulted for telling someone to put on a mask.
MVC&R were not at all responsible for the most recent jobs report, but the results were absolutely abysmal, and fell far below expectations. A hysterical man harasses a pregnant woman in a grocery store, for not wearing a mask and for “so much privilege.” President Joe Biden’s tax plan is explained, sort of, and a montage of people referring to pregnant women as “birthing people.” Twitter is suspending accounts that post statements from Donald Trump’s website, and a new social media trend is taking pictures of your stomach, before and after eating. The former head of the FDA says we can lose the masks, while the police officer that mocked LeBron James snagged a book deal, and heads back to work. AOC decided to chime in about Planned Parenthood, and President Biden is tossing rules meant to separate unions from White House staff. An Illinois mom is raising awareness of COVID psychosis after her husband’s death, and Governor DeSantis is telling unemployed Floridians to start looking for a job. After a week off, Ryan Fujitani returns with the latest cinema news, and honoring Mom with The Friday Five -- Mom Songs Edition.
The Boys were considering summer camp, but the CDC director is defending the idea to mask up the kids. President Biden drowns in his own thoughts when talking about Republicans, while a Texas Democrat claims the Biden administration’s photos of an empty migrant facility are misleading. The Atlanta police officer that shot Rayshard Brooks in a Wendy’s parking lot is reinstated, and Governor DeSantis is giving Florida’s first responders $1000 bonuses. Governor Cuomo reopens baseball stadiums with segregated seating, and an Ohio lawmaker attends a virtual hearing while driving, the same day a distracted driving bill was introduced. Vice President Harris had something to say about Governor DeSantis, and the mayor of Washington D.C. is defending the banning of dancing. Caitlyn Jenner talked about the campaign while on with Sean Hannity, and Piers Morgan rips the “insufferable woke brats” over Disney’s consensual kiss controversy. The mortifying story about the White House press secretary and the new press secretary, and Melinda Gates reportedly rented a private island to avoid the media.
MVC&R won't be going to summer camp this year, but not because the CDC wants kids to mask up, even while outside. President Joe Biden introduces the government's solution for vaccine dispersal, so be sure go visit Vaccine.GUM. (MVC&R are not responsible for search results, you can blame Uncle Joe.) Former President Donald Trump launched his own blog, and BLM is putting pressure on Facebook to keep him banned. Armed BLM protesters showed up to a Louisville restaurant, and an armed patron literally took a stand, and Anderson Cooper is the lowest-rated “Jeopardy!” guest host, so far. Dr. Anthony Fauci places the pandemic in the “bottom of the sixth,” and Peloton issues a recall for all its treadmills. According to the FAA, passengers are starting to get unruly, and elderly tourists on a sightseeing tour are taken to a cemetery, for a sales pitch.
The Boys are not killing grandmothers, but Governor Andrew Cuomo did. Now he’s worried about young people infecting and killing grandma, and an Oregon mayor has declared her city a “Common Sense Sanctuary City.” President Biden says anyone making less than $400K/year will not have to pay any taxes, and a woman repeatedly calls a police officer a “murderer” and a “Mexican racist.” A Houston store is selling DeShaun Watson jerseys at 50% off, after the Texans signed another quarterback. A juror in the Derek Chauvin case wore a Floyd-themed BLM shirt, and defended his attendance at a racial justice rally where Floyd’s family spoke. Al Sharpton called out Sen. Tim Scott at the Andrew Brown funeral, asking, “What do you mean America is not racist?” Most Portland riot suspects will not be prosecuted, and a former spy chief believes the coronavirus definitely came from the lab in Wuhan. A teachers union boss mocks parents that want their kids back in school, and data shows April was the thirteenth straight month of record gun sales.
MVC&R are reunited, and Scott’s not feeling too good. The Biden administration cannot commit to sending kids back to school this fall, and cancels border wall constructions contracts. President Biden rambles about trains, and Rep. James Clyburn speaks out about racism. A woman completely shreds Alyssa Milano on racism, and a Texas democrat calls Sen. Tim Scott a racial slur. A former Obama official advises creating a database of those who have been vaccinated, and Caitlyn Jenner says boys shouldn't compete against girls. The ACLU says Biden's menthol cigarette ban is racist, and California will be granting early release to violent, repeat felons. The CEO of a popular social media platform is linked to the Chinese government, and a groom offers to pay a wedding singer by offering up the bridesmaids.
The Boys were not in Georgia yesterday, but President Biden was. After a steady mix of complete nonsense, and totally racist comments, the President lost his mask in his pocket. The disappointment in Sen. Tim Scott from the hosts at The View is palpable, with Sunny Hostin saying he was “used” by the Republicans. Joy Behar decided to lecture Sen. Scott, insisting America is in fact systemically racist. A Bowling Green State University freshman died in a hazing incident, after being forced to drink a bottle of liquor. The Cops Off Campus Coalition is planning a nationwide Day of Refusal, kicking off Abolition May on Monday, May 3rd. After the theft of a little boy’s battery-powered John Deere Gator, some Tempe police officers chipped in to get him a new one. The border crisis continues to worsen, and a couple of democrat Senators have broken with President Biden. More than ninety people were found in a Southwest Houston home, in a suspected human smuggling case. The Biden administration has decided to restrict travel to India, due to “extraordinarily high” caseloads of COVID variants. Our leaders would have us forget the awesomeness of America, so in honor of this great country, The Friday Five -- American Bands Edition.
M&R attempted to watch all of President Biden’s speech to Congress, but only Robbins was able to make it all the way through. Lawrence O’Donnell took exception with Sen. Tim Scott’s rebuttal speech, and expert race-baiter Joy Reid demonstrates her racism, while pretending to call out racism. Van Jones says Scott lost a lot of African-Americans for saying America is not racist, yet Vice President Harris basically agreed when she was on with George Stepanopoulos. A hero police officer passed away from injuries, after he was responding to a call for help. The woke movement is starting to catch up to liberal leaders, Jim Acosta is unhappy with Tucker Carlson’s comments on the Chauvin verdict. Chris Cuomo had some questions about the vaccines, and he actually referenced former President Donald Trump. People that got one of the two-shot vaccine formulas, many are not showing up for their second shot. A 12-year-old kid in North Carolina will be graduating from high school, and then getting his bachelor’s degree a week later.
The Boys are missing David today, but Jamie made it back, so Scott wouldn’t have to do an A-to-Z Rock-n-Roll Marathon. President Biden announced the CDC’s new guidelines for masking, saying unless in a group, masks are no longer needed while outdoors. Biden will be giving his first speech to Congress this evening, and bookies in Las Vegas are preparing for a busy night. After walking away from the podium yesterday, the President said he was going to be in trouble for answering a question. We are reminded how close Vice President Kamala Harris is to the Presidency, so we’re also reminded of her absolutely dismal record. Vaccine equity is of utmost importance to the Biden administration, and Joy Reid’s explanation of “vaccine hesitancy.” After losing in the battle for the NASA space contract, Jeff Bezos was teased by Elon Musk for his inability to “get it up.” LeBron James is on record bashing police and calling them names, but apparently he insists on having their protection for himself. With Zoom meetings taking over many business settings, dental work has become the new boob job.
MVC&R were speaking in their official capacity as talk show hosts, but the CDC director was speaking in her personal capacity, when she recommended pregnant women get vaccinated. President Biden was "sending a message" when he wore a mask during a Zoom call with world leaders, and over one hundred NFL games had more viewers than this year's Academy Awards. A doctor says people need a "carrot and a stick" to get vaccinated, and Nickelodeon puts their focus on environmental racism. John Kerry feels the green weenie stuff is more important than genocide in China, and a longtime democrat acknowledges, "Wokeness is a problem." An NFL player will be converting his entire salary to Bitcoin, and a PGA player broke a promise to his girlfriend to cut his mullet.
The Boys are minus Jamie, because he threw out his back while figure skating over the weekend. In Michigan, if you're two-years-old you have have to wear a mask, and New York has an absolutely terrible COVID song to encourage vaccinations. Ma-Khia Bryant's family is considering legal action, and TikTok has a hilarious encounter with the police. Vice President Harris offers up her famous word salad, and still can't explain her failure with the border crisis. An Oregon restaurant is fined for not having enough COVID protection, and the Johnson & Johnson vaccine is reapproved. An Arizona school district cancels prom, limits graduation, but is still having a retirement party.
MVC&R are channeling Courtney Ann Taylor, a Georgia mother, who spoke passionately against continuing the mask mandate. A Rutgers professor says Ma’Khia Bryant was “having a bad day,” before trying to stab a girl with a kitchen knife. An alternate juror for the Chauvin trial admits they had safety concerns about the mob coming to their house, while another alternate admits she wanted to convict Chauvin, no matter what. Apple can be sued for telling people they can “buy” movies and TV shows, and the U.N. elects China and Iran to the Women’s Rights Commission. Caitlyn Jenner announces upcoming gubernatorial run, and a complete moron uses 80lbs of tannerite for a gender reveal party. Virginia is moving forward on eliminating advanced math classes, and a man who put his father’s ashes into his bowling ball, ends up bowling a perfect game. Ryan Fujitani checks in for Friday to discuss Mortal Kombat, and because of Richter Scale Day on Monday, there’s The Friday Five -- Shake, Shaking, and Shook Songs.
The Boys are looking forward to taking the masks off, but the CDC Director wants vaccinated people to continue wearing masks, even if it’s outside. LeBron James threatens the police officer in Columbus, and incites violence before deleting his post. A nursing home had an outbreak of COVID among vaccinated residents, and Greta Thunberg is lecturing the United State, again. The feds are calling the baseball practice shooting a “suicide by cop,” and a couple holds their wedding in a mansion they thought was vacant. The mayor of Chicago wants police to get permission before chasing anyone, and NBC News edited out a key part of the Columbus 911 call. Minneapolis’ George Floyd Square features special instructions for white people, and this morning protesters dumped cow poop in front of the White House.
MVC&R give their initial takes on the Derek Chauvin verdict. Speaker Nancy Pelosi thanked George Floyd for “sacrificing” himself, while Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez claims there was no justice. The mayor of Minneapolis also thanked George Floyd for dying, and Vice President Harris says we are all a part of Lloyd’s legacy. Even his girlfriend thanked him for going away. Alan Dershowitz says the Chauvin verdict “should be reversed on appeal,” claiming Rep. Maxine used the KKK “playbook” to intimidate the jury. After a teenager is shot by police while attempting to stab other teenagers, a BLM activist says kids should be able to finish knife fights in peace. George Floyd’s lead attorney incorrectly tweeted that the teenager was unarmed, and a BLM leader claims the defunding of police is a certainty. Prince Charles and Prince William refused to speak to Prince Harry without witnesses, and the governor of Arizona sent the National Guard to the border.
The Boys are not celebrating 4/20, but a majority of Americans are down to try different weed products. The judge in the Derek Chauvin case blasted Rep. Maxine Waters for her comments, but denying the motion for a mistrial. After closing arguments yesterday, Philonaise Floyd was on The Today Show talking about the trial, and it was announced Capitol Police Officer Sicknick died of natural causes. Greta Thunberg is lecturing the planet on “vaccine nationalism,” and a teacher who raised $40K to help struggling families now owes a ton in taxes. Police unions are blasting a school for their anti-cop “Book of the Month,” and a coffee company will pay $3K for you to take more breaks. Governor Gretchen Whitmer traveled out of state while telling people to stay home, and the idiot mayor of Minneapolis pours gasoline on the fire. Activists are calling for a boycott of Home Depot, because they didn't condemn the Georgia voter law, and Robert DeNiro is making bad movies to pay his estranged wife.
MVC&R are monitoring the closing arguments in the Derek Chauvin case, and Rep. Maxine Waters is inciting violence in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota. Dr. Anthony Fauci was doing damage control over the weekend, and he blames Republicans for “paradoxical” thinking on COVID. President Joe Biden praises the “Japanese Boy” for winning The Masters, and the Detroit police chief ripped Rep. Rashida Tlaib for her anti-policing comments. After a police shooting in Oregon, The Oregonian makes sure to reassure people it was a white guy that was shot, and it is possible masks could become permanent in the state. Chris Cuomo offers his latest nugget of brilliance, suggesting police reform won’t happen until white kids are killed. Breonna Taylor’s mother blasts Black Lives Matter as a fraud organization, and younger Americans are least likely to get the COVID vaccine. Dr. Fauci is saying gun violence is a “public health issue,” and more women are shaving their faces.
The Boys are big fans of the whole liberty thing, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says it has nothing to do with the coronavirus restrictions. Project Veritas’ James O’Keefe is suing Twitter after he was permanently banned, and MSNBC tries to implicate Ron DeSantis as playing a roll in the sex trafficking, of which Rep. Matt Gaetz accused. Facebook is blocking posts regarding the BLM leader’s home buying, and CBS edited video of the teen who was shot by Chicago police, in order to make the officer look worse. The Washington Football Team is polling fans on a new name, with some interesting choices, and the Alabama legislature passes a bill banning biological males from girls sports in K-12 schools. CNN thinks the pandemic could invigorate climate change action, and the latest shortage due to COVID is in garden gnomes. Cardi B speaks out against defunding police, and three pandemic scams to avoid. Rotten Tomatoes’ Ryan Fujitani checks in because it’s Friday, and of course The Friday Five -- Dance Songs Edition.
MVC&R were mostly peaceful, just like the protesters that assaulted a CNN employee. President Joe Biden announces troop withdrawal from Afghanistan, while his U.N. ambassador faces backlash for attacking the U.S. Democrats are ready to expand the Supreme Court, while looking back at Biden's 1983 comments on the subject. A far left democrat claims expanding the Supreme Court is infrastructure, and a Black Lives Matter activist is arrested for spending donated money on himself. CNN technical director admits COVID was great for ratings, and a drug-running teacher is killed in a shootout with a cartel.
The Boys are still keeping Jamie in the bubble. President Joe Biden discusses the vaccine supply relative to citizens, while House GOP doctors want Dr. Anthony Fauci to answer questions about the border crisis. The mayor of Brooklyn Center, Minnesota says police officers don’t need weapons, and Black Lives Matter responds to criticism of their co-founder. CNN technical director admits they just wanted to get Trump out of office, and Campus Reform finds students that support a voting bill, only to find out it’s Georgia’s law. Dr. Fauci agrees that Tucker Carlson is killing people, and the person most likely to bully your child, is one of their own friends. A woman refused to return $1.2 million accidentally deposited in her account, and a huge number of Americans say they would be in favor of an open relationship. Barack Obama says we need to “reimagine policing,” and invokes the “murder” of George Floyd.
MVC&R are monitoring the pause put on Johnson & Johnson's vaccine, and a dude in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota blasts CNN during live broadcast of riots. Vice President Harris comments on the shooting of Daunte Wright, and the Brooklyn Center city manager is fired. Reporters claim there was no riot in Brooklyn Center, while NBC News claims, "Daunte Wright's only crime was driving while Black." President Biden shows off "chips" and "wafers," explaining that they are batteries, broadband, and infrastructure. The NCAA "unequivocally" supports transgender athletes, and the CDC tells Michigan it's time to close. A UNT softball pitcher strikes out all 21 batters she faced, and an announcer calls the picking up a 7-10 split.
The Boys are keeping an eye on the latest round of riots, after another police-involved shooting, which left a 20-year-old Black man dead. Dr. Anthony Fauci gets fired up when confronted with his lies about masks, and David Hogg’s pillow company dreams have come to an end. A Biden administration official is questioning the meaning of infrastructure, and a CNN host is desperate to see Tucker Carlson’s vaccine selfie. A homeless guy posed as a USC football player, and he even fielded punts, while only a couple dozen people showed up to protest The Masters. Skinny jeans are out and wide legs are in, according to Levi’s and the denim cycle. A Black Lives Matter co-founder is raking in the cash, and buying up properties across the country. President Biden is considering simply paying migrants, and Prince Harry is back in England after his grandfather’s death, but Megan is not.
VC&R are still missing M, and R received his second vaccine shot, so KTSA’s Sean Rima fills in for the first hour with VC. The CDC director is forecasting a return to school this fall, and Hunter Biden is calling the laptop story a “red herring.” The White House is scrambling on the issue of gun control, and Yosemite National Park is restricting the number of visitors for reasons. An expert witness seems to say George Floyd was trying to breathe through his fingers, and a democrat compares the Capitol attack to Pearl Harbor. A poll finds most people are split on the MLB decision to bail on Georgia, and YouTube removes Governor DeSantis’ video. Governor Gretchen Whitmer is recommending another shutdown, and a BLM activist is arrested for a hate crime. CNN’s Van Jones claims any questions regarding George Floyd’s manner of death, stem from a lack of compassion for the Black Community. One in three people like watching TV with the subtitles on, and Ryan Fujitani checks in with the latest in TV watching. The Friday Five bring love for Georgia and the South -- Best Southern Rock Songs Edition.
The Boys are minus Markley, but Van Camp and Robbins man the fort. Vice President Harris has yet to take charge of the border crisis, and according to Jen Psaki, she’s entitled to a snack. The spin is that this is just a normal border surge, but this far from a normal border surge. A top democrat says we are "on the right path" on the border, and President Biden thinks trains go almost as fast as trains. The Today Show looks at the lack of COVID spiking going on in Texas, and we still do not know the "cause and manner" of death for Capitol Police Officer Sicknick. The talk of boycotting the Olympics is finally beginning, and New York is offering illegal immigrants up to $15K. Caitlyn Jenner has enlisted the help of former Trump campaign manager, and Elon Musk's business partner says they could make a real Jurassic Park.
MVC&R are glad to see that COVID fear is dwindling, according to a Gallup poll, and the Today Show with a "heartbreaking" video. The Lieutenant Governor of Virginia, who is credibly accused of sexual assault, compares himself to George Floyd. The governor of Arkansas vetoed a bill that would ban sex change operations for minors, and Kim Kardashian is now officially a billionaire. There's a question now as to the completion of the border wall, and what the media is not telling you about the Derek Chauvin trial. A bride finds out her groom's mom is also her mom, on their wedding day, while the average mom gets 45 homemade gifts from her kids. Jordan Peterson gives his thoughts on his jailed father, and Caitlyn Jenner may be considering a run for governor of California.
The Boys are following the science and watching the numbers go down in Texas, but Dr. Anthony Fauci thinks that may be because they’re doing things outside. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis offers a brutal beatdown of 60 Minutes, while President Biden is “moving” the vaccine eligibility date to April 19th. Major League Baseball moved the All-Star game out of Georgia, because of their voter ID requirement, and moved it to Denver, where they require ID to vote. RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel is wondering why Vice President Kamala Harris is M.I.A. on the border crisis, while Jen Psaki features the Easter Bunny at a press conference when asked about the Georgia lies. Two illegal immigrants from Yemen were arrested by Border Patrol agents, and they are on the FBI’s terror watch list. ESPN and Paul Pierce are parting ways after Pierce’s Instagram Live post with strippers, and it seems the U.S. basically paid to have this pandemic.
MVC&R are missing VC, but he shall return for Tuesday. Politicians and companies are lining up to condemn Georgia’s voter law, and the lies surrounding are numerous, to say the least. Governor Kemp is speaking up against the lying critics of his state’s bill, and he points out the hypocrisy behind the outrage. Even Chris Christie went on ABC with George Stephanopoulos to call out the lies. The story on the attack at the Capitol kind of went away, probably because the facts in the case did not support the liberal narrative. Hunter Biden did an interview with CBS’s Tracy Smith, and talked about his memoirs, and his struggles smoking parmesan. We seem to be making some tremendous progress in the fight against COVID, but to listen to legacy media, we are on the verge of Doom’s Day. Cher believes she could have saved George Floyd, if only she had been there, and Joe Scarborough wants the dam schools open.
The Boys are fairly good at neanderthal thinking, and because of it, the American economy continues to get back on track. The CDC walks back comments made by the CDC director, and Jen Psaki dodges a question about smugglers throwing small children over the border wall. Hunter Biden says it’s possible that was his laptop, and NPR issues a major correction, after falsely claiming the Hunter Biden laptop story was “discredited” by intelligence. Ferrari and Lamborghini sales are way up, because rich people got bored during the pandemic. The White House is not “changing tone” on Georgia voting bill lies, and American Airlines admits their CEO did not even read the Texas bill before criticizing it. Draymond Green advises female athletes to stop complaining and do something, while a former Olympian has a finger ripped off during an MMA fight. Godzilla vs. Kong came out on Wednesday, and Ryan Fujitani called in to discuss his projections for the weekend. Plus, in honor of April Fools’ Day -- The Friday Five -- Fool Songs Edition.
MVC&R are not even attempting to speak Spanish, but First Lady Biden did, and it was no bueno. President Biden is saying something about the first hundred days, and something else about 100-million shots, but it’s fairly clear he has no clue about which he is talking. As suspected, the story about Florida’s coronavirus number coverup was fake, and investigators know what caused Tiger Woods’ crash, but they’re keeping it a secret. According to the Washington Post, it is “fatphobic” to suggest healthy meal options, while a university is barring whites from minority dorms for “safety” concerns. The former acting ICE director blasted AOC’s “surge” comments, saying she should not be in Congress. Border smugglers tossed a six-month-old baby into the Rio Grande, and two were killed when a plane crashed during a gender reveal. Many are for moving the All-Star game out of Atlanta, because they’re not happy with Georgia’s voting law, and the Cleveland Indians are prohibiting fans from dressing up like Indians.
The Boys have not bitten anyone, that we know of, but Major Biden was involved in another biting incident at the White House. The Bidens wouldn’t have to worry about those kinds of things at Mumbling Meadows. Pfizer says its vaccine is 100% effective in kids between the ages of 12-16, while there’s a new term for people who brag about getting vaccinated. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t want you to use the word “surge” to describe the surge at the border, and a Vanderbilt professor says Republicans would deny water from Jesus dying on the cross. A border patrol agent shares what these “loving policies” are actually doing to kids. A CNN article claims it is “impossible” to assign sex at birth, and the Today Show has the latest in Fear Porn. The NFL officially will be playing a 17-game regular-season, but 31% of us wouldn’t feel safe going to a sports event, even if everyone is vaccinated. Two-thirds of Americans say cancel culture is a threat to freedom, and 42% of people plan to throw the “biggest party of their lives” when the pandemic is officially over.
MVC&R have been suspicious of the lab leak theory with the coronavirus, and now the World Health Organization chief thinks they should look into it a little more. President Joe Biden wants governors to reinstate their mask mandates, and the Education Secretary says it’s too soon to tell kids to go back to school this fall. An Asian woman in midtown New York City is attacked verbally and physically, and the DA in San Francisco shrugs off the death of a man murdered by a criminal he let out. Joe Scarborough thinks if you are opposed to the vaccine passport, then you must hate Jesus. Vice President Harris laughs about school closures, and Guatemala declares a state of emergency over the migrant crisis. The Academy is backing off its demand that nominees appear in person, and a study finds ordering too much delivery might kill you.
The Boys are looking into the joint WHO/China report urging no further probe into “extremely unlikely” lab leak theory, and opening arguments are presented in the murder trial for Derek Chauvin. The Secretary of State doesn’t think we should be worrying about China, and former President Trump turned a wedding reception into a campaign rally. The mayor of D.C. deletes a tweet about preventing auto theft, after an ÜberEats driver was killed in a carjacking incident. Senator Ted Cruz is blocked from filming inside a Texas migrant facility, and protesters threaten a school after a teacher showed a cartoon of Mohammed. Dr. Anthony Fauci says it was his decision to create a coronavirus vaccine, while CNN claims immigration is not getting a lot of traction on their website. Baltimore is no longer prosecuting drug possession or prostitution, and LeBron James’ son is mad players are forming a super team to take on his dad. Nike is distancing themselves from Lil Nas X’s satanic blood shoes, and Prince William is the sexiest bald man in the World.
MVC&R give their thoughts on President Biden’s first press conference, while former President Obama’s former doctor slammed Biden’s performance. Fox News host Chris Wallace hits Biden on his performance, pointing out a photo that appears to show Biden’s pre-selected reporters. A Southwest Airlines pilot goes on a rant about liberals in San Francisco, meanwhile in Seattle, the homeless problem is not going away. Dominion takes it up a notch, and sues Fox News with a $1.6 billion defamation claim. It seems the state of Texas is owed an apology, and Arkansas bans transgender athletes from women’s sports. A personal trainer who is afraid to sweat wins a disability claim, and the ship blocking the Suez Canal is costing nearly half a billion dollars an hour. “Nobody” covers cinema news better than Rotten Tomatoes’ Ryan Fujitani, and a Friday Five honoring Eye Donor Month -- Eye Songs Edition.
The Boys have been counting down the days till President Biden’s first press conference. Biden is blaming former President Trump for the border crisis, and Vice President Harris compares ICE to the KKK. A reporter asked a vaccinated Senator Ted Cruz to put on a mask, and the CDC director addressed the reopening of schools. Megan Rapinoe feels she has been “devalued,” and the mayor of Charlottesville has lost her mind. Oregon students sue the school over tuition and fees during the pandemic, while the university claims it did nothing wrong. Sesame Street has Elmo asking why a Black person’s skin is brown, and Oakland, California is giving out money to everyone, except White people. “Controversial” material is being scrubbed from the WWE network, while a mother goes to her daughter’s school wearing a boxing glove, and fights a kid.
MVC&R are not coming for your guns, and Vice President Harris says neither are they. A CNN anchor wants gun shop owners to ask customers if they hear voices, while another tears up while reporting on the Boulder shooting. Mexico’s President blames President Biden for the current border crisis, saying, “Expectations were created.” Americans were wildly misinformed when it came to COVID, and a lot of people don’t want to go out, even after getting vaccinated. An Arizona mayor has declared a state of emergency due to the swarms of migrants, Senator Tammy Duckworth will only vote for Biden nominees who are “racial minorities.” Kamala Harris will be doing an event with Bill Clinton about Women Empowerment, and the reasoning behind the end of America’s crime decline. A Florida missing that had been missing since March 3rd is found in a storm drain, and 92% of us have at least one coworker who annoys us.
The Boys give an update on Monday’s shooting in Boulder, Colorado. Vice President Kamala Harris laughs off a question about her plans to visit the border, while Governor Andrew Cuomo tells a supporter he’s not going to resign, and then calls her, “Darling.” Texas COVID rates continue to drop, and most Americans say the pandemic has been bad for their weight. Jen Psaki squirms when asked about immigrants’ housing versus housing for National Guardsmen, and a majority of people have a soul-crushing feeling when they get a work email. The woke narrative in the Atlanta shooting seems to trump the facts, and Ellen DeGeneres’ ratings are down since the “toxic workplace” allegations. The Washington Post is saying the COVID bill did not have much to do with COVID, and Sidney Powell’s lawyers say the Dominion claims should be taken seriously. Deshaun Watson lawsuits are up to 14, with 24 accusers, and Bill Gates wants to spray millions of tonnes of chalk into the stratosphere. Also, a study finds stretching lowers blood sugar more than walking.
MVC&R don’t believe the border is closed, but the Chief of the Department of Homeland Security insists it is. Photos released from the border show hundreds of children huddled together in small rooms, while ABC’s Martha Raddatz confronts DHS Chief Alejandro Mayorkas. A migrant admits they came to the United States because Joe Biden is President, and Black leaders react to the South Beach curfew, and crackdown. The Biden administration weighs flying migrants to Northern states for processing, and a San Francisco official is in trouble for saying Asians prop up White supremacy. The Biden administration is spending $86 million on hotel rooms for migrants, and the mainstream media slams the administration for secrecy on the border crisis. A former intelligence chief admits UFOs are real, and says we should be talking about them. Plus, a couple bought a school, and turned it into a mansion.
The Boys are extremely excited, because there is HUGE news from the CDC. President Joe Biden once again refers to Kamala Harris as President, while a House democrat claims they have been warning about an immigration crisis for months. The first meeting between China and Biden did not go well, and a teacher is demanding his money back from the teachers union. Mayor Bill de Blasio believes police officers should be investigating bad words, and Oregon officials are proposing permanent mask mandates. Judge denies a change of venue in the Chauvin case, but says some info about Floyd’s 2019 arrest will be allowed. Dr. Anthony Fauci and officials like him have undermined trust in government institutions, and someone who ordered a dozen masks is mad they were only sent twelve. The United states is to be “more aggressive” with migrants, and Cancel Culture takes out one of its own warriors. Ryan Fujitani checks in with blockbuster news, and for Hufflepuff Pride Day -- Magic Songs Edition.
MVC&R are monitoring the ongoing border crisis. The DHS Secretary told parents not to send their children, but made it clear they will not be sent back if they make it to the border. Julian Castro says calling out the border crisis is racist, and the Biden administration has put a media blackout on coverage of the border chaos. CNN doesn’t think it matters if the massage parlor shootings were an actual hate crime, insisting that it is still a hate crime. The parents of the spa shooting suspect helped authorities capture him, while liberal media desperately needs there to be a link to an anti-Asian sentiment in the country. The governor of Florida says his state will not be funding critical race theory, and Governor Cuomo nursing home order ‘petrified’ a nursing home administrator. Linking COVID with any country is entirely possible, unless the country being linked is China. Millions of Americans will fill out a bracket for March Madness, and Deshaun Watson is facing multiple allegations of sexual misconduct.
The Boys are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, and reliving the greatest local St. Patrick’s Day news story of all-time. President Joe Biden is now telling migrants not to come, or leave their towns. Former President Trump wants to know why Biden was saying there was no vaccine, and the director for the National Institutes of Health yells at the state of Florida. Jurors in the Chauvin case are dismissed due to the city’s settlement with Floyd’s family, and Joy Behar insists that Antifa does not exist. Teachers have compiled a list of parents that question racial curriculum, and Rep. Dan Crenshaw slams White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki for her shameless lies. Candace Owens is suing Cardi B for false claims in a doctored Tweet, and a high school girl and her mom stole the school’s Homecoming Queen election. Only 9% of people will be hitting the bars the St. Paddy’s Day, which is way down from previous years. Florida is booming with Governor Ron DeSantis taking credit, and Wendy Williams had a fun on-air slip.
MVC&R are focused on herd immunity, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says we should not be. President Biden is sending more feds to the border, so that they can welcome illegals, and he's planning a massive tax hike. The numbers coming from the border are on track to be the highest in 20 years, and a multimillionaire says he was duped into buying a bunch of stuff by a porn actress. The National Guard from Guam was sent to a Congresswoman’s office for a viral video, and Tinder will allow you to run background checks on dates. Columbia University will be holding separate graduation ceremonies based on race, while these are some of the most popular courses taken online during the pandemic. A teacher in Texas tests positive for COVID, after being vaccinated. An Illinois superintendent tries to silence the community over critical race theory, and a George Floyd Square resident is pleading for help.
The Boys have been socially distancing, but now it seems three feet is a safe distance, so let’s open the schools. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is blaming former President Trump for the current border crisis, and New York’s COVID Czar was calling counties to gauge their loyalty to Governor Cuomo. A Florida woman is arrested for posing as a plastic surgeon, after a botched nose job. The national media is taking a second look at Florida’s COVID response, and a Georgetown law professor resigns for “failing to correct” a colleague on a Zoom call. Forensic experts question the Tiger Woods crash probe after a new finding, and a media reporter slams CNN, while on CNN. Governor Greg Abbott says the Border Patrol told him that President Biden is, “Empowering the cartels,” and things are, “Going to get far worse.” The Associated Press claims Republicans are seizing on the Andrew Cuomo scandal to distract from Biden, and Dr. Anthony Fauci is uncertain when weddings will once again be allowed.
MVC&R would like to make big plans for July 4th, but President Biden says he may only allow small groups to gather, and even that in conditional. Jen Psaki dodges a question about Mexico’s President laying blame for the border crisis, at the feet of the Biden administration, and Antifa again sets fire to a federal courthouse, in Portland. A gym in Texas shockingly proves you don’t need the government to tell you what to do, but that did not stop the Today Show from freaking out about the state’s reopening. Demi Lovato is no longer interested in Cis Men, and Megyn Kelly is defending Piers Morgan. Netflix seems to finally be cracking down on password sharing, and Governor Andrew Cuomo says he will not resign, nor will he give in to Cancel Culture. Ryan Fujitani has his weekly Cinema News check in, and in honor of Van Camp’s birthday, The Friday Five -- Famous Davids Edition.
The Boys can’t understand why the cages along the border are open for kids, but the schools across the country are not. The White House struggles to explain. According to a left-leaning poll, there is broad support for the GOP lead push, to ban biological males from competing in female athletics. Your smart speaker can monitor your health without even touching you, and the governor of California says there will not be a return to normalcy. A sixth accuser has come forward, claiming Governor Andrew Cuomo “aggressively groped” her, and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki discusses the allegations. A Netflix series explores the struggle of deciding whether to spend money on a wedding, or a house. There is a bipartisan Senate bill to make Sunday the final time change ever, and a Gallup poll shows people overwhelmingly want their children back in school. A judge reinstates the third-degree murder charge against Derek Chauvin. Asian Americans are emerging as a strong voice against critical race theory, and a New York City school is encouraging kids to use “inclusive language.”
MVC&R are not making a judgement call when it comes to new COVID guidelines, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says that’s what the CDC is doing. The Washington Post puts their own pathetic spin on the COVID Relief Bill, and an update on Major Biden after getting booted from the White House. Governor Andrew Cuomo now has a sixth accuser coming out, and Jen Psaki dodges questions about the kids in cages along the border saying, “It’s not our program.” The Palace responds to the Harry and Meghan interview with Oprah, while Piers Morgan quit his job because of Markle. An explanation on how wokeness has taken over America’s prep schools, and a high school football coach is fired, after raising concerns about his daughter’s Critical Race Theory curriculum. President Biden’s DOJ nominee flip flops on “Defunding the Police” rhetoric, and the banjo player for Mumford & Sons is fired, because he praised a book about Antifa. Half of people are looking for new jobs because of their boss, and two-thirds of people working from home are thinking of moving…., to another country.
The Boys are reviewing the CDC’s new guidelines for vaccinated people, but a CNN medical pundit says the guidance is too strict. President Joe Biden forgets the name and position of his Secretary of Defense, while his administration is putting kids in “facilities akin to jails.” The President’s dogs have been kicked out of the White House, and there was Royal drama on today’s Today Show. The Irish Times had a hilarious, and brutal, takedown of the Royal turmoil. The Dallas Cowboys have agreed to pay Dak Prescott a lot of money, and the state of Ohio has legalized dancing, again. The New York Times says Hispanics are voting Republican because of misinformation, and in 78% of serious COVID cases, the patients were overweight or obese. According to the New York Daily News, Governor Cuomo did a great job against COVID, and they warn against scandals causing distraction. These are the places where teachers unions are still delaying a return to the classroom.
MVC&R are glad the CDC finally released guidelines for what vaccinated people can do, while Dr. Anthony Fauci says our current plateau is “unacceptable.” Meghan Markle tells Oprah Winfrey that she didn’t want to live, and the COVID stimulus bill is just a massive handout to unions. Governor Andrew Cuomo refuses to resign, saying he will have to be impeached. Property is vandalized and police officers are assaulted, after a massive college party erupts into violence. The Los Angeles teachers union has voted to keep schools closed, and the woke crowd went after Michael Moore when he said Texans should not receive vaccines. One-third of remote workers say they would quit on the spot, if they were told they needed to go into work. Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott, ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, marries a Seattle school teacher. In addition, sporting events will do away with the Kiss Cam, in lieu of the Hand Sanitizer Cam.
The Boys knew that New York governor Andrew Cuomo was covering up nursing home deaths due to COVID-19, but it turns out he was covering up the numbers earlier than originally thought. The nightmare that is the COVID bill, which has very little to do with COVID relief, and the mayor of Detroit declines the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki clarifies the “neanderthal” comment by President Biden, and Stanford opens a new research center which is linked to the Chinese Communist Party. Gavin Newsom attempts to dunk on Texas and Governor Abbott, while Nancy Pelosi rambles about how her grandkids love President Biden. Dr. Anthony Fauci is not a fan of Governor Abbott’s reopening of Texas, and apparently we’re not tracking the number of teachers getting vaccinated. Ryan Fujitani discusses a couple new releases for the weekend, and The Friday Five -- Best Songs Edition.
MVC&R just knew Beto would be back, while claiming Republicans are a “death cult,” and the lifting of restrictions in Texas proves it. The White House cuts the video of President Biden, after he said he was happy to take questions. A liberal writer who claimed she couldn’t cover the Supreme Court because of Kavanaugh, now says that due process is a good thing. A liberal democrat says we need to lower the voting age, and Ferguson activists are demanding $20 million from Black Lives Matter. Tiger Woods told responding deputies that he didn’t remember driving, and the CDC delays releasing guidelines for people that have been vaccinated. Mitch McConnell unloads on President Biden, comparing the Biden administration to the Trump administration. House democrats vote to defund the police, and the DOJ quietly dismisses dozens of Portland riot cases. Axios delves into the very real and bad crisis on the Southern border, and the Super Bowl did not turn into a “superspreader” event.
The Boys are not freaking out about the reopening of Texas, but the media and liberals sure are. Gavin Newsom slams the decision to reopen Texas, and asylum-seekers test positive for COVID after being released into the U.S. by Border Patrol. The CDC has some advice in regards to the reopening of schools, and parents voice their opinions on the matter. Others feel the country will not be reopened until this time next year, and FAIR Health released a study on the impact of COVID-19 on pediatric mental health. Elon Musk says he is creating a new city in Texas, and he has already chosen a name. Michigan National Guard members complain of undercooked and contaminated meals while in Washington D.C., while the average woman is doing twice as much stuff around the house, than they were a year ago. Bill Burr defends his “Mandalorian” co-star Gina Carano, and bashes cancel culture. We are 41 days into Joe Biden’s presidency, and he has yet to hold a press conference.
MVC&R could not be happier about the Johnson & Johnson vaccine, and half of Americans believe the election was legally stolen. CNN’s Chris Cuomo says he obviously can’t cover his brother’s story, because it’s his brother, but Donald Trump Jr. calls on the book publisher to cancel Governor Andrew Cuomo’s book amid scandal. Academics are calling breastfeeding “ethically problematic”, because it endorses “gender roles,” while a balanced diet calls for three vegetables servings, and two fruits. President Joe Biden will not look at Mexico as someone who’s South of the border. The majority of people say they will miss some parts of the quarantine once it’s over, and democrats want to investigate Florida’s governor for vaccinating old people. The Boy Scouts reorganization plan is “woefully” inadequate, and conservative beauty guru Amanda Ensing has been suspended from Twitter.
The Boys don’t think the massive COVID bill has much to do with COVID relief, but the White House claims 90% of the bill focuses on COVID. President Biden appears to be confused while giving a speech in Houston, Texas, and Chris Cuomo has an embarrassing goodbye for his brother. Alyssa Milano had some unsavory words to describe CPAC attendees, and she targets the hotel chain for hosting the event. Dr. Anthony Fauci is disappointed in the criticism of him, and LeBron James takes on a soccer player, claiming he does his homework. Minneapolis is hiring “influencers” to prevent misinformation during the Chauvin trial, and there was another riot in Portland. A former Coronavirus Task Force official blasts Biden, saying they would have to slow down to meet his goal. The president of the Berkeley teachers’ union is spotted dropping off his daughter, at an in-person preschool, after leading the charge for school closures.
MVC&R didn’t launch an airstrike on Syria, but the Biden administration did, in a loving and unifying way. A school board member uses “slavery” to describe reopening schools, and there still may be a Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head. The media don’t seem too interested in covering grandparents reuniting with their grandkids after a year apart, and Mike Tyson is not very happy with Hulu, saying they’re “culturally misappropriating” his life story. China gave United States diplomats anal swab tests, but they claim it was an accident. Lady Gaga offers a $500K reward for the person that shot her dog walker, and stole her dogs, while Demi Lovato is against transphobic gender reveal parties. A teacher accidentally pulls a Toobin, and the Syracuse LaCrosse team is forced to apologize, because people were not okay with one player’s hand gesture. The latest from Rotten Tomatoes is provided by Ryan Fujitani, and The Friday Five -- Essential 80’s Albums Edition.
The Boys don’t think people should be required to wear masks after being vaccinated, and a former Biden COVID advisor agrees. Only 9% of people working remotely want to return to full-time office work, and a new coronavirus strain is spreading in New York City. ABC, CBS, and NBC all avoid explosive sexual harassment claims against Governor Andrew Cuomo, and a forensic collision accident reconstruction experts says initial Tiger Woods reports are misleading. Another high profile story about “systemic racism” bites the dust, and a Canadian farmer scolds the wild cat that killed his chickens. A Titans player is “done” with the team after they didn’t wish him happy birthday on social media, and Post Malone covers Hootie and the Blowfish for Pokémon Day celebration.
MVC&R give a preliminary thumbs up to Johnson & Johnson’s vaccine, and so does the Food and Drug Administration. President Joe Biden is pleading with people to get vaccinated, and AOC is mocked for giving President Biden a ‘slap on the wrist’ for opening the detention camps for kids. President Biden will be visiting the formerly frozen state of Texas, and a CNN sports reporter apologizes for comments about Tiger Woods. Rich Lowry points out that every slander made by the media about Florida’s DeSantis, is actually true about New York governor Andrew Cuomo. Teachers rage and insist on keeping schools closed, while a woman’s kids were kicked out of a Catholic School, because of her OnlyFans account. Canada’s government wants to boycott the Olympics in China, and Axl Rose makes an appearance on Scooby-Doo.
The Boys do not think terrorism depends upon the time of day, but Biden’s pick for Attorney General believes just that. President Joe Biden talks about the only way to spare more pain and loss, and the FCC Commissioner blasts democrats for trying to censor Fox News. Dr. Anthony Fauci’s boss says the Trump administration deserves a lot of credit, and Gwyneth Paltrow seems to imply she is the one responsible for beginning the mask-wearing trend. The average person wears a mask three hours a day, and owns about six of them. President Biden asks what should be left out of the massive COVID bill, and Garland refuses to say if biological males competing against women is unfair. Harry Shearer will no longer voice Dr. Hibbert on The Simpsons, and Taco Bell is entering the chicken wars with a new taco.
MVC&R don’t have any recommendations for people after they have been vaccinated, and neither does the Biden administration. President Joe Biden continues to claim there was no plan to vaccinate people, and the claims that the Super Bowl was a super spreader event were super lies. A top teachers union official says kids are learning resilience by keeping schools closed, and a professor says he does heroin to maintain a work-life balance. The new TikTok Balance Challenge is easy for women, but dangerous for men. Biden’s Attorney General pick won’t commit to releasing findings of the Trump-Russia investigation, and NBC News criticizes Florida governor DeSantis for vaccinating old people. President Biden once again sides with teachers unions over children, and The Muppet Show is now offensive according to Disney+. Harry is now the royal formerly known as Prince, and Coca-Cola needs to stop being so White.
The Boys cannot explain why California is doing worse than Florida with their COVID response, and neither can President Biden’s COVID adviser. The media spent more time talking about Senator Ted Cruz’s family’s trip to Cancun, than they did talking about Governor Andrew Cuomo killing nursing home residents. Governor Cuomo commented on the details of the cover up saying, “It’s not like people were in the South of France.” Two young women dressed up as grannies in an attempt to get vaccinated, and Dolly Parton asked the state of Tennessee not to erect a statue of her. Ghislaine Maxwell says Jeff Epstein did have tapes of Trump and Clintons, and news from the Perseverance Mars Rover, after landing safely. Ryan Fujitani has his weekly check in with the latest cinema news, and The Friday Five -- Cold or Ice Songs Edition.
MVC&R think some of the COVID restrictions across the country are a bit ridiculous, and those at The New York Times seem like they agree. An aide to Governor Andrew Cuomo confirms they covered up the number of nursing home deaths, and the World Health Organization backtracks on the lab leak claim. The media are finally paying attention to China, but apparently over a blackface scandal. A Texas mom lights up a peeping Tom with a form tackle, as he tries to hit the open field. Governor Ron DeSantis warns of a swift response if Florida is targeted by the Biden administration, and Twitter officially bans James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas. After a four hour surgery, Gorilla Glue® is finally out of that woman’s hair, and the War on Women continues when a man wins a women’s cycling race. Ryan Fujitani updates the guys on cinema news for the weekend, and a Friday Five in honor of National Guitar Day -- Best Guitarists Edition.
The Boys are still waiting for their vaccines, but they’ve been told everyone will be vaccinated by April. The White House claims the school reopening plan is “ambitious,” and it seems President Joe Biden has changed his mind on China’s adversarial nature. A drunk Tom Brady tosses the Vince Lombardi trophy at a Tampa Bay victory parade, while the ratings for the NFL finale plummeted to the lowest level since 1969. Scholars warn of the danger of critical race theory, and Disney faces massive backlash for firing Gina Carano. A democrat DA prosecutes a doctor who gave out vaccines to too many Indian people, and two-thirds of Americans are dissatisfied with the vaccine rollout. Democrats block an amendment to ban stimulus funds from going to the Chinese Communist Party, and a governor claims transgender athletes will destroy women’s sports.
MVC&R didn’t have much good to say about former President Trump’s impeachment lawyers, but his lawyers had some high praise for the job done by the democrats. NewsMax cut away from coverage so Alan Dershowitz could trash Trump’s lawyers, and for some reason, the National Guard is still deployed in Washington D.C. The Dallas Mavericks have stopped playing the National Anthem at the direction of Mark Cuban, and the MLB is stuck with four million unused Bobbleheads® from last season. Louis Vuitton pulled its $1,340 “Jamaican Stripe Sweater” after getting the flag colors wrong, and Aunt Jemima is out, and Pearl Milling Company is in. Twitter will continue Trump’s banishment even if he runs again for President, and Alex Trebek’s “Jeopardy!” wardrobe will be donated to the homeless for job interviews.
The Boys are not running interference for China, but the World Health Organization is. Former President Trump’s impeachment trial begins, and a witness says we were close to losing our democracy. Iran says the COVID vaccine will make you gay, and a host from The View claims Florida will kill us all. Press Secretary Jen Psaki talks about head bobs from our elderly president, and the healthiest and unhealthiest cities in the United States. Women are slamming President Biden over his ‘sexist’ comment toward a registered nurse, and a man dies at a gender reveal party. Robinhood is being sued by a family after their 20-year-old’s suicide, and Chicago schools are at a “make or break” moment. A rancher sheds light on President Biden's true intent for closing down the border wall construction, and a slice of the show to discuss National Pizza Day.
MVC&R were not able to make it to Super Bowl LV, because Scott forgot his mask. President Biden says the CDC will issue school guidance on Wednesday, and former President Trump’s impeachment trial begins this week. Good Morning America laments over the “maskless mayhem” in Tampa, and a play-by-play of the Super Bowl Streaker. The Buccaneers embody the love of pirates, and some may believe that could be a problem. The food prices at the Super Bowl were crazy, as usual. Nevada wants businesses to move there, and set up their own governments. Pfizer just found a way to massively increase production of the vaccine, while more kids are suffering from anxiety and depression. A reporter compares the Trump administration to an abusive ex-boyfriend, and a majority of people believe you should split the bill on a date.
The Boys will not be sending out masks, but President Joe Biden wants to send you one, or a dozen. Tucker Carlson reports on Bank of America’s sharing of customers’ private information, but ’without the knowledge or consent’ of customers. Nick Cannon and ViacomCBS have resumed a professional relationship, after Cannon’s anti-White and anti-Semitic remarks. The key to living a long life, is to get chubby as you get older. The University of Illinois learned a very important First Amendment lesson, and the card game “Uno” is being turned into a movie. The New York Times is recognizing that liberals seem to be having trouble with the vaccine, watching something you hate in order to avoid a remote fight. Ryan Fujitani checks in for cinema news, and in honor of National Wear Red Day, The Friday Five -- Red Songs Edition.
MVC&R were not in the Capitol on January 6th, and neither was Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Most Republicans don’t even know who Marjorie Taylor-Green is, and Maxine Waters says former President Trump should be charged with murder. The mayor of Chicago says we need to get the kids back in school, and teachers claim no one is listening to their concerns. Hundreds of illegal immigrants are deported, in a stunning display of human rights violations. Black Lives Matter leaders slam Adam Schiff, and ask Governor Newsom not to appoint him as California Attorney General. Biden’s Education Secretary says there is a ‘legal responsibility’ to include transgender athletes, while fans and former contestants say Dr. Oz should not host “Jeopardy!”
MVC&R are not saying the recession recovery sucked, but Chuck Schumer apparently is. A Chicago teacher explains they cannot go back because COVID still exists, and a CNN host is not too happy with Punxsutawney Phil’s handler having been maskless. Marilyn Manson is being accused of abuse by several women, and porch pirates steal a woman’s entire porch. National holiday consideration for the day after Super Bowl Sunday, but not singing at any parties for this year’s big game. The mayor of Chicago caves to the teachers union, allowing for remote learning after threat of a strike. Dr. Anthony Fauci is wholeheartedly behind double-masking, and Dolly Parton says she may not accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
The Boys will not be inviting Dr. Anthony Fauci to their Super Bowl party, but he’s recommending nobody throw a party this year. Public school advocates are worried with the rise in homeschooling, and Jeopardy announces their new guest-host lineup. An unusually large number of Republicans that voted in the Presidential election, skipped the Senate runoffs for their state. House Republicans begin an effort to remove Democrat Ilhan Omar from committees, and President Joe Biden is getting ready to put kids in cages. Your social media posts can predict a breakup three months before it happens, and Jeff Bezos is stepping down as CEO of Amazon. John Kerry says he’s the type of person that has to take private jets, while $17.6 billion dollars in unemployment benefits have yet to be distributed. Oregon inmates have just skipped to the head of the vaccination line, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar says Bruce Lee would have loved “Cobra Kai.”
The Boys are not stockpiling your DNA, but China is. May we eventually be dependent on China for healthcare? Twelve are arrested during an armed takeover of a hotel, and a peeping Tom fell through the ceiling of a gym locker room. Lincoln Project co-founder tried to groom a 14-year-old, and a woman claims NBC News told her to leave Andrew Cuomo out of New York criticism. The Army is investigating who said transgender people are “unqualified to serve,” and the mayor of Chicago is insisting teachers get return to the classroom. Joy Behar demonstrates her lack of intellect, as she proposes to, “Just have everyone repeat the year.” Toys “R” Us is closing once again due to COVID, and an Idaho man has won the lottery for the sixth time.
MVC&R have been following Dr. Anthony Fauci, and he backs the CDC when it comes to schools. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki asks why Republicans are opposed to reopening schools, while a former SEC commissioner compares the GameStop situation to the Capitol riot. Governor Andrew Cuomo’s COVID response may not have been so book worthy, and a look back at the governor’s excuses on the nursing home deaths. A kid tried to get his parents divorced, so he could get two Christmases, and apparently Cobra Kai’s whiteness is problematic. Democrats are telling President Joe Biden to ease up on the energy crackdown, yet his administration will be vaccinating suspected terrorists before Americans. Governor Kristi Noem refuses to say whether Joe Biden’s win was free and fair, and a new lawsuit claims Subway’s tuna doesn’t contain any actual tuna. They’re stocking up on the Friday Five -- Game/Stop Songs Edition.
The Boys have a bold plan for every show, and President Joe Biden has a bold plan to vaccinate 300 Americans. The Today Show wants to remind you the Proud Boys are still a threat, and a Fox Business reporter thinks Wall Street is just whining. Harvard cancels course on controversial policing method after pressure from students, and a guy in Philadelphia starts up a clinic, then gets shut down. The lack of Super Bowl parties will not hamper chicken wing consumption, and supposedly Wonder Woman 1984 doubled HBO Max subscriptions. Dr. Anthony Fauci says a vaccination is not a free pass to travel, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is convinced President Biden will do the Green New Deal. Even though many college services were closed during the pandemic, some schools continued to charge students. The governor of Washington isn’t losing sleep over oil and gas workers losing their jobs, while Oregon is no longer providing details on COVID deaths. In case you forgot: Do NOT buy Mexican hand sanitizer.
MVC&R think the schools should be open, and so does the CDC. As Dr. Anthony Fauci recommends double-masking, CNBC questions if we should be thinking about triple-masking. President Joe Biden claims people are against his “Equity” plan, because they like holding people down. Rand Paul delivers a fiery denouncing the second impeachment of Donald Trump, and Sam Adams is “stealing” the Budweiser Clydesdales for their Super Bowl ad. Biden’s chief of staff admits the school closures are about money, and a Loudoun County, Virginia dad flips out on the school board. In an amazing display of irony, Governor Andrew Cuomo explains the role incompetent government plays in killing people, and persistent internet trolls are breaking the stock market. Chicago teachers union releases an interpretive dance video to protest the schools reopening, while the Bellevue teachers union strikes to punish parents. The president of the Pasco Association of Educators says reopening schools is white supremacy. PSA: Do NOT put male genitalia enhancement cream on your lips.
The Boys never said they would shut down the virus on Day 1, and President Biden is saying neither did he. The World Health Organization is saying it’s too soon to say whether the outbreak started in China, and Joe Biden says we need ventilation systems before kids can get back to school. Dr. Anthony Fauci is once again changing his recommendation on mask-wearing, yet he raked in the largest taxpayer-funded salary of 2019. The governor of California scoffs at the idea that he lifted stay-at-home orders for political reasons, while Tom Brady is friends with Donald Trump, but was dealt with differently than Colin Kaepernick. A Keystone Pipeline worker speaks his mind, and mayor Ted Wheeler pepper sprayed a guy. A 7-Eleven is going up on Airbnb for all-night gaming sleepovers, and Eric Swallwell tells Jake Tapper he did no wrong.
MVC&R are not going to the Super Bowl, but the Kansas City Chiefs and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are. Dr. Anthony Fauci is calling for honesty, and Tony Romo predicted the Super Bowl match up would be Chiefs vs. Bills. CNN says unity isn’t possible due to all the right-wing Biden bashing, while an MSNBC host calls Pete Buttigieg, “Poot Beetejege.” A drive-thru vaccine center was having trouble, so they called a Chick-fil-A manager. New Mexico’s political and business leaders are suddenly worried about Joe Biden, and miraculously, Illinois decides reopening is a good idea after all. With a spike in suicides schools are being forced to reopen, and many Super Bowl advertisers will not be airing commercials this year. Megyn Kelly blames the media Trump hatred on the Capitol riot, and Amazon doesn’t want its employees voting by mail, because it isn’t secure.
The Boys are big fans of the First Amendment, but the Biden administration doesn’t seem to be. President Joe Biden snaps at a reporter, and White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki dodges questions. Senator Chuck Schumer seems to think President Trump incited an erection, and Dr. Anthony Fauci demolishes CNN’s story about Biden “starting from scratch” on COVID vaccines. President Biden is ordering foreigners to quarantine, which was deemed racist when President Trump did the same. According to a professor, “Science, statistics, and technology are all inherently racist.” The governor of Michigan is reopening indoor dining, and American Airlines starts a wine delivery company to purge its unsold wine. Dave Chappelle tests positive for COVID-19, after photobombing a couple’s wedding photos. The pickings are slim, but Ryan Fujitani checks in with cinema news, and a Friday Five in honor of Handwriting Day -- Hand & Write Songs.
MVC&R were not as enamored by Wednesday inauguration and speeches, but it seems members of the media could have used a cigarette after all the festivities concluded. Tucker Carlson expresses concern for the very real threat of ‘wrong speech banning,’ and Press Secretary Jen Psaki dodges a question about Biden’s abortion policy, citing his regular church attendance. Joe Biden says the traditional letter from the former President to the new President was ‘generous,’ and experts recommend an imaginary friend if you’re feeling lonely. The White House Press Corps is officially on vacation, as they enter into Softball Season. The hilarious (not really) Stephen Colbert says he cried during the inauguration, and a new study says that money CAN buy happiness.
The Boys bid farewell to President Trump, but he says he’ll be back, in some form. One CNN reporter thinks Joe Biden, “Gave America a hug,” while another roasts First Lady Melania Trump for her fashion statement. A study projects the unemployment from the pandemic will cause nearly 900K deaths, yet there is a COVID hotline you can call when you need to scream, but it will be shutting down soon. A Jewish group blasts Rashida Tlaib for claiming Israel is a racist, apartheid state for denying vaccine to her grandmother. An MSNBC host compares Joe Biden to God, while President Trump is leaving office with more popularity than George W. Bush. Los Angeles county’s ‘Super-Spreader Task Force’ shuts down underground stripper parties, and 81% of people say getting old isn’t as bad as they thought it would be.
MVC&R are ecstatic about Wednesday’s inauguration of Joe Biden. Just as much as a six-year-old looks forward to having a cavity filled. Hillary Clinton suggests we may need a 9/11 Commission type of investigation into President Trump and Russia, while Wuhan medics say they were told to cover up human transmission and death from COVID. Joe Biden’s HHS secretary pick is historic, and problematic, while a democratic senator says Chuck Schumer is the best choice to unite the country. Politico is concerned with the environmental impact of the coronavirus vaccine, and Coca-Cola and Pepsi are not blowing money on Super Bowl ads during the pandemic. California is one of the worst states for COVID-19 right now, and it seems it’s because of their lockdown policy. In addition, one of Gweneth Paltrow’s vagina candles exploded, igniting an “inferno” in a woman’s living room.
The Boys are not going to shut down conservative influencers, but a former Facebook insider says they are planning to do just that. A media montage accusing President Trump of being a brain-eating disease, and Kamala Harris helps herself to “No” for breakfast. The Green Bay Packers’ Aaron Rogers slams Nancy Pelosi and Governor Gavin Newsom, for not following their own coronavirus restrictions. Dr. Anthony Fauci warns of a “more ominous” strain of COVID-19, which is emerging worldwide. A Lincoln Project founder slinks away after getting caught being a sexual predator, and testing New York City’s “gifted & talented” students will be eliminated after the program is deemed unfair. MSNBC says Facebook needs to be shut down, and Charles Barkley says pro athletes should get vaccine priority, because of how much they pay in taxes. According to a poll, most people think police would have been harsher to a Black mob at the Capitol, and a federal judge releases the BLM Capitol rioter without bail.
MVC&R do not think the vaccination rollout so far has been a disaster, but that’s exactly what Joe Biden believes. A left-wing ‘known agitator’ is charged for his alleged role in the Capitol breach, and President Trump’s favorability among Republicans plummets. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey says censorship will be ‘much bigger’ than the Trump ban, while Mexico’s left-wing president mounts an international campaign taking on tech companies after Trump bans. Vice President Mike Pence chairs a FEMA meeting, and greets National Guardsmen standing watch at the Capitol. At 87 years old Willie Nelson got his COVID vaccine, and a Squad member claims not wearing a mask is “Chemical Warfare.” Joe Biden says we need to raise the minimum wage to $15/hr, and a guy is making bank by renting himself out to do nothing. Because it’s Friday, Ryan Fujitani checks in with the latest cinema news, and The Friday Five -- Nothing Songs Edition.
The Boys have not been impeached for a second time, but President Trump has as of Wednesday. Shortly after his impeachment was official President Trump called for peace, but according to CNN he was calling for more violence. Joe Biden has a revolutionary approach to ending the pandemic, yet most people have been more productive working from home. Don Lemon says if you voted for Trump you voted for the Klan, and reports say Trump is not going to pay Rudy Giuliani his legal fees. The CEO of Twitter believes social-media lockouts are a danger to an open Internet, while 82% of people say they are planning to do something big after getting vaccinated. Portland mayor Ted Wheeler denies allowing riots to continue, and several lawmakers call out white supremacy during the Capitol riot.
MVC&R are not debating the second impeachment of President Trump, but the House began their debate Wednesday morning. Chris Cuomo claims you support the Capitol riot if you bring up last summer’s riot, and Twitter is silent after Nancy Pelosi’s tweet declaring the 2016 was ‘hijacked’ resurfaces. Amazon hits back at Parler, claiming an ‘unwillingness and inability’ to remove violent content. Three democrats have COVID, and the blame is on Republican not wearing masks. Disney says they may move some operations out of California, and a website is hiring a “Professional Binge Watcher” to watch Netflix, and eat pizza. YouTube suspends President Trump’s account, and this year will bring you Girl Scout Cookie delivery. Bruce Willis is kicked out of a Rite Aid for not wearing a mask, while a New York Times editor finds it hard to believe regular citizens would buy zip ties.
The Boys have been speaking about the riot on Capitol Hill since it happened, and now for the first time President Trump has, too. The President is traveling to Alamo Texas, and no one in the city seems to know what the plan is. Ahead of the President’s impeachment, the House is to vote on a resolution calling for Vice President Pence to remove Trump. MSNBC has advice on deprogramming people who voted for Trump, and Joe Biden chews out his COVID team over vaccination distribution. Patriots coach Bill Belichick declines the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler vows to crack down on protests. Biden is worried a second impeachment may derail the start of his presidency, and the “QAnon Shaman” refuses to eat the non-organic jail food.
MVC&R are not blocked yet on social media, but President Trump has been. Democrats are threatening impeachment of the President, but the House could wait months before sending it to the Senate. A resolution calls on Vice President Pence to invoke the 25 Amendment to remove Trump, and Nancy Pelosi says they didn’t obstruct COVID relief , but they obstructed COVID relief. New York is loosening vaccine requirements after throwing out a bunch of doses, while 80% say Tokyo Olympics should be called off or won’t happen. Marco Rubio says the majority of Trump supporters were horrified by the Capitol riot, and a police officer purposefully led the mob away from the Senate. According to Ben Domenech, Big Tech is trying to destroy competition, and to silence the right. The social media platform Parler goes dark after Amazon cloud suspension, and a Trump golf club will no longer host PGA Championship after Capitol Hill riot.
The Boys have not conceded, but President Trump did in a Wednesday evening Twitter video. CNN gasps at footage of Kimberly Guillfoyle dancing, which is quite a contrast from how they covered The CHAZ. Michelle Obama urges tech companies to permanently ban the ‘infantile and unpatriotic’ President Trump, and BLM activists claim the cops were on the rioters’ side. Governor Andrew Cuomo changes his mind about attending the Bills game, and Demio Lovato floats possible songs about the Capitol Hill riots. The Chinese government makes a joke about how they’ve sterilized Muslims, while Kamala Harris says she witnessed two different systems of justice. ABC News Political Director calls for ‘cleansing’ of the Trump movement, and Simon & Schuster decide not to publish Senator Josh Hawley’s book, in the wake of the riots. Ryan Fujitani checks in because it’s Friday, which also means The Friday Five -- Redheads of Music Edition.
MVC&R did not storm the Capitol on Wednesday, but as a result 4 people are dead, and another 52 have been arrested. Antifa expert, Andy Ngo, says those were not Antifa members at the Capitol, while the guy who occupied Nancy Pelosi’s office left her a quarter. Joe Scarborough is holding the cops responsible for the Capitol breach, saying they “opened the door” for rioters because they were White. A woman that stormed the Capitol was a bit surprised when she caught a face full of mace, and “mostly peaceful” is not a phrase being used to describe yesterday’s protest. Facebook will ban and delete all photos and videos of the Capitol riots, and a Texas Republican just wants the “jackasses” prosecuted. Chuck Schumer compares the Capitol siege to Pearl Harbor, and the Jeopardy champ had something to say about the woman shot and killed at the Capitol.
The Boys are not counting Electoral College votes, but both houses of Congress are convening to do just that. Researchers are looking into whether or not vitamin D can help prevent COVID, and Kid Rock donates $100K to the Barstool Sports fund for small businesses. A mayor decides to be homeless for a week to understand what needs to be done, and the last documented widow of a Civil War veteran has died. A news anchor reports a news reporter did a good job, and Chris Cuomo calls Marco Rubio, “Bible Boy.” It seems that Kamala Harris gets a big kick out of telling her ‘fweedom’ story, and President Trump tells Vice President Pence to have courage. Joy Behar and Meghan McCain go at it on The View, and the Boston Red Sox hired baseball’s first Black female coach.
MVC&R do not own CNN, but the governor of Florida officially does. President Trump and Joe Biden got head-to-head for Georgia’s runoff election, while Kamala Harris seems to have plagiarized a Martin Luther King Jr. interview. The New York Times don’t seem to have a problem with China’s version of freedom, and Dominion Voting Systems are getting ready to sue. Democrat Tulsi Gabbard blasts her party over the gender language removal, but Tom Brady and Russell Wilson changed game plans to ensure their receivers got their bonuses. The mayor of New York City speaks the truth for once, while Antifa reportedly attacks the home of GOP Senator Josh Hawley. The majority of nursing home residents have not been vaccinated, and there is quite a holdup with vaccines in Oregon. Hank Johnson believes Trump supporters should be treated like “negroes,” and apparently the Best Children's Music Grammy category is racist.
The Boys have returned, but they’re not looking for votes. President Trump had a phone call with Georgia’s Secretary of State, and the mayor of Portland figures out ANTIFA is bad. A CNN host has had too much to drink, and too much of Bill de Blasio’s hypocrisy. The Chicago Teachers Union pledges to not return to work, while a high percentage of frontline workers are refusing to take the COVID-19 vaccine. Larry King, Lou Gossett Jr., and Dawn Wells are among the latest celebrities to contract the coronavirus. A study finds eating poop can help you become healthier, and if you eat an icicle you are eating bird poop. The San Francisco DA is facing recall after basically legalizing crime, but a town in Indiana is lifting its ban on hippies after 50 years. Governor Andrew Cuomo goes full super villain because the Bills are in the playoffs, while an 88-year-old landlord is being evicted while tenants live rent free.
MVC&R think the monstrous spending is a disgrace, and so does President Trump. When asked about his son, Joe Biden refers to a reporter as a, “One horse pony.” Pfizer and the federal government have reached a massive agreement on vaccines, and Florida animal rescuers save 20 dogs from a Chinese meat market. The DOJ is suing Walmart, claiming invalid opioid prescriptions fueled the epidemic, and a lawmaker apologizes for going to a funeral. Joe Biden offers his thoughts on the new Covid relief bill, and it’s basically all McGurkin. The mayor of San Francisco is upset Kamala Harris was replaced by a man, and we’re still waiting to hear any word on an AG pick from Biden. A North Carolina official says she’ll be traveling for Christmas, after she asks residents to stay home for Christmas. Squad members rush to take credit for Trump’s suggestion of $2K checks, Trump has some bad news for Sidney Powell, then cuts her off.
The Boys don’t hate you, but Congress does. The Trump administration deserves some credit, and this is according to Joe Biden. Ilhan Omar is not too happy with lawmakers like AOC getting the Covid vaccine first, and Dr. Fauci says not to overreact to the new variant of Covid-19. Rudy Giuliani distances himself and Trump’s legal team from Sidney Powell, even as she keeps appearing at the White House. A pricey New York City private school issues an “antiracism manifesto,” and you can guess as to the outcome in that situation. Governor Andrew Cuomo claims Santa is going to be very good to him this year, while Van Morrison points out politicians, “Haven’t missed a paycheck since lockdown began.” Dr. Deborah Birx defends herself over post-Thanksgiving trip during pandemic pushback, and more Americans are traveling to Mexico’s Riviera Maya than ever before. Dave Ramsey explains why they spent $10 million to pay off debt for 8,000 people, and most Americans plan on getting a second job in 2021.
MVC&R have the details regarding the COVID relief bill, and the latest COVID variant is causing “mayhem.” Dr. Deborah Birx apparently traveled for Thanksgiving, despite her advice not to, but Dr. Anthony Fauci says Santa Claus is good to go. The mayor of New York City comes out and says, the goal is to redistribute wealth. Public schools are losing their captive audiences of children, while a CNN anchor frets about “radicalized” Republicans. Millions of Americans are still waiting for their unemployment to kick in, and America’s largest ammo manufacturer talks about the ammo shortage. California is considering a wealth tax which would continue for residents who leave the state, and Barstool’s Dave Portnoy is doing more for small businesses than Congress. The Seattle Sounders FC relief fund raises $1 million for restaurants impacted by coronavirus, and Mollie Hemingway says voters have legitimate concerns about the “very sloppy” election.
The Boys have not yet been vaccinated, but the Moderna vaccine has cleared the FDA panel hearing, and is on pace to be approved. A nurse in Tennessee passes out after receiving the COVID-19 vaccine, and a high ranking democrat praises President Trump and Operation Warp Speed. Joe Biden says it’s foul play when he is asked about his son, and a list of people who should be embarrassed about Hunter Biden. The Fed predicts a faster decline in unemployment in 2021, while a California sheriff rejects a court order to reduce inmate population, and blasts the ACLU. After sending old people there to get infected and die, Governor Andrew Cuomo will now send 80K doses of vaccine to nursing homes. A Los Angeles County DA admits he values criminals more than their victims, and also from LA, Ryan Fujitani checks in to talk cinema news. Of course, there is also The Friday Five -- Best Christmas Songs Edition.
MVC&R are not throwing away any COVID vaccine, but apparently those administering the vaccines are. Another 135k people have fled California in the past year, and the World Health Organization is finally traveling to Wuhan next month. Hunter Biden was due a ‘significant’ pay from a China firm starting in 2019, and according to Vanity Fair he is working on an art show. President Trump is urged to veto the omnibus spending bill, as House GOP members refer to it as “swamp politics.” An MSNBC host is claiming Trump took the side of COVID, while “Revenge of the Nerds” is getting a reboot. A city is facing backlash for spending federal COVID relief money on a golf course clubhouse, but a judge has ruled two strip clubs can remain open, setting their own coronavirus rules.
The Boys are optimistic about the COVID relief bill and its possibility of passing. In the spirit of unity, Joe Biden’s Chief of Staff calls Republicans a bunch of, “F---ers,” and Tom Cruise used similar language with his production crew for Mission: Impossible 7. AOC says it’s time for Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi to go, but then warns of a Democratic power vacuum in their absence. The media claim Pete Buttigieg would be the first openly gay cabinet appointment, apparently completely forgetting Richard Grenell. Nearly eight million people have been pushed into poverty, and a woke San Francisco school district decides Abraham Lincoln didn’t care about blacks. Joe Biden is considering a Disney chief for Chinese Ambassador, and Governor Andrew Cuomo signs a bill banning the sale of confederate flags. Also, a nine-year-old admits to Santa she’s been naughty, but still would like to receive a PS5, and a live panda.
MVC&R are not the enemy of the people, unlike the mainstream media, as we see COVID vaccines rolling out. A Motown legend gets into the holiday spirit, and records a seasonal greeting for a fan, while adding his own pronunciation of “Chanukah.” Joe Biden says it’s time to turn the page, but a top Senate Democrat takes aim at Speaker Pelosi over delays on the coronavirus relief deal. The mayor of Portland apologizes for saying there will be no autonomous zone, and The New York Times steps up to defend Jeffrey Toobin. Mayor Bill de Blasio says he will ride the New York City subway to prove it’s safe, but he will also be shutting down indoor dining in the city. Bill Barr will be leaving office before Christmas, and a look back at the time Savannah Guthrie mocked Operation Warp Speed.
The Boys won’t be getting the vaccine today, but America is, and President Trump congratulates the world. According to NBC News, “Fresh Emails” have raised questions about Hunter Biden, while Joe Biden says he is proud of his son. A CNN anchor claims it is unfair for Fox News to cover the Hunter Biden email story, and Trump says he will declassify everything over Democrat lying and treason. As the electors gather to make their choices official, Trump discusses Democrats saying, “They didn’t run a good race. They cheated.” Portland businesses are having trouble getting insurance in the aftermath of the ‘mostly peaceful protests.’ Johnny Bench sold off some baseball memorabilia, and a friend bought it and gave it back to him. The Cleveland Indians have dropped the “Indians,” and a woman scored in a major college football game for the first time. Tulsi Gabbard destroys critics of her bill to keep biological men out of women’s sports, reminding them that it’s, “Based on science.”
MVC&R are glad and relieved to see another COVID vaccine on its way. Attorney General Bill Barr knew about the Hunter Biden probe, but did not go public with it. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes QAnon is more of a danger than Chinese spies, and the prosecutor going after the McCloskeys has been pulled off the case. The Netflix results are in, and this is what everyone has been watching. The media insisted there was no evidence in the Hunter Biden story, and we have the montage. Tulsi Gabbard introduces a bill that would ban biological males from women’s sports, and a step-by-step guide for canceling your family for the holidays. Hollywood insiders defend their ‘essential worker’ designation, and Ryan Fujitani checks in to talk cinema. Friday also means The Friday Five -- Violin Songs Edition.
The Boys are glad that the Hunter Biden story is finally worth discussing, even though they were discussing since before the election. In October, Brian Stetler broke down how the Hunter Biden story was fake news, while Ric Grenell calls out CNN’s Jake Tapper for belatedly covering the story. Eric Swalwell’s family is still in contact with the Chinese spy, and a look back at when Swalwell claimed Don Jr. had been compromised by a spy. The Lincoln Project was an absolute, yet hilarious failure, and Adam Corolla gives his thoughts on Elon Musk moving to Texas. Minneapolis cuts its police funding by $8 million amid a crime surge following summer riots, and Dan Crenshaw gives a red-hot speech condemning Nancy Pelosi and Democrat leaders imposing lockdowns.
MVC&R think bailout money should go to the citizens of our great country, but a Democratic senator believes it’s more important to bailout the states and cities. Governor Gavin Newsom’s businesses got a nice chunk of the COVID relief sent to the state, while Kevin McCarthy trolls House Dems’ photo op of defeated incumbents. A teachers union head is excited that Joe Biden wants to reopen schools, and Russia is telling its citizens not to drink for two months after receiving their coronavirus vaccine. Pamela Anderson sports a bikini to plea for President Trump to pardon Julian Assange, and Governor Andrew Cuomo’s science just does not make any sense. A teen committed suicide due to isolation, so now his parents are begging schools to figure out a way to reopen. Also, Nikki Haley says her sister-in-law died of COVID-19.
The Boys are not distributing the COVID-19 vaccine, but they are in Great Britain. An actor releases the Kraken on California governor Gavin Newsom, and on Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti. A former Israeli official claims the United States and Israel have made contact with aliens, and a woke mall Santa made a child cry. A young female teacher comes completely unhinged yelling at anti-lockdown protesters, while Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is named Employee of the Month by Goya Foods. This big-name director went off on Warner Brothers for planning to release movies on HBO Max, and South Dakota governor Kristi Noem fiercely defends her COVID policies. Texas files a lawsuit against four states over election rules, and Bernie Sanders admits COVID relief was blocked by the Democrats.
MVC&R didn’t allow the coronavirus to spread across the planet, but according to the Director of National Intelligence, China did. A former adviser for Governor Andrew Cuomo says people are, “Deathly afraid of him,” and, “He’s a total a**hole.” A teachers union claims to push to return to school is sexist and racist, while a guy dresses up as Buddy the Elf to meet his biological father for the first time. Bob Dylan sold his entire music catalog, and a democratic Senate candidate claims police thanked him for blocking their child abuse investigation. Rudy Giluliani has tested positive for COVID-19, and Guy Fieri has done more for the restaurant industry, than any elected official. Someone tried to firebomb a Trump supporter’s home, and a woman suffered months of hallucinations after she ate gas station sushi.
MVC&R didn’t allow the coronavirus to spread across the planet, but according to the Director of National Intelligence, China did. A former adviser for Governor Andrew Cuomo says people are, “Deathly afraid of him,” and, “He’s a total a**hole.” A teachers union claims to push to return to school is sexist and racist, while a guy dresses up as Buddy the Elf to meet his biological father for the first time. Bob Dylan sold his entire music catalogue, and a democratic Senate candidate claims police thanked him for blocking their child abuse investigation. Rudy Giluliani has tested positive for COVID-19, and Guy Fieri has done more for the restaurant industry, than any elected official. Someone tried to firebomb a Trump supporter’s home, and a woman suffered months of hallucinations after she ate gas station sushi.
The Boys don’t believe the video from Georgia is as damaging as it appears, and doubt it is damaging at all. Joe Biden says, if necessary, he’ll develop some disease, and have to resign. Los Angeles Sheriff says he will not enforce Governor Newsom’s stay-at-home order against businesses, while a PBS reporter claims, if this were another country we would say the country is failing. Dr. Anthony Fauci is walking back his criticism of the United Kingdom’s vaccine approval, and a Michigan restaurant owner crashes a live TV shot, to rail against shutdown orders. A longtime adviser for the governor of California was busted trying to smother a child, and Lawrence Jones explains why Joe Biden, “Doesn’t do interviews.” Ryan Fujitani checks in for the latest cinema news, and then there’s The Friday Five -- Roll Songs Edition.
MVC&R are not breaking COVID restrictions that they know of. Tucker Carlson says the coronavirus pandemic is a global fraud perpetrated by China, and abetted by the powerful. A so-called Republican tells Georgia Republicans to skip the Senate vote, while the CDC now says you only need to isolate yourself for 10 days. There is no connection between how much time you spend on your phone and your mood, while the list of Los Angeles stay-at-home order exemptions is hilarious. The Daily Beast publishes an attack on Governor Kristi Noem, after her grandmother’s death, but conservatives strike back. A mayor in Texas provides the best COVID hypocrisy story yet, and a CNN official says Cubans voted for Trump because they like bullies. A new study finds that the coronavirus epidemic was spreading in the U.S. last Christmas, and a Kentucky mayor falls asleep in the drive-thru line, then crashes into a pole.
The Boys are not firing back, but the DOJ is firing back at new organizations that are claiming the voter fraud probes are over. The United Kingdom approves the Pfizer vaccine, and expects the first shots will roll out next week. CNN claims publishing secretly recorded audio is a crime, and a mayor apologizes for breaking the COVID rules, but blames it on his big family. Barack Obama is catching backlash after saying ‘Defund the Police’ didn’t do democrats any favors, while the Minneapolis city council is trying once again to defund their police department. Adam Schiff is saying the special counsel investigation is politically motivated, and a woke MSNBC contributor is defending slavery at the Supreme Court. The original “Lockdown Mayor” also went to the swanky Wine Country restaurant, while a writer claims COVID has turned us into “serial killers.”
MVC&R are not breaking any COVID restrictions that they know of. The Los Angeles County supervisor went out to eat, after voting for a ban on outdoor dining, and the mayor of San Jose traveled to see his elderly mother for Thanksgiving. The Georgia Secretary of State opens 250 investigations into ‘credible claims of illegal voting,’ while Black Lives Matter claims Black Lives Matter is a scam. A monolith identical to the one in Utah has appeared in Romania, and the media is upset that President Trump is having a Christmas party. A woke celebrity admits she used to hide behind being liberal to get away with saying offensive things, and Senator Joe Manchin fires back at AOC saying, “She’s more active on Twitter than anything else.” Local BLM chapters accuse the national foundation of hiding ‘untold millions of dollars,’ and the world’s favorite Christmas movies, including Germany’s weird taste.
The Boys are overjoyed about the latest vaccine news. A montage of the media’s coverage of Joe Biden’s team shows just how embarrassing they are. President Trump decries “massive dumps” of votes, and the Dominion server crash delays the recount in Georgia’s Fulton County. The aliens have reclaimed their mysterious monolith from the Utah desert, and apparently, Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato care more about UFO news, than our media. New York City mayor Bill de Blasio is just figuring out that they can reopen the schools, and it seems that hydroxychloroquine actually works. Biden’s cabinet pick spent the weekend deleting Tweets that claimed Trump stole the 2016 election, while an MSNBC contributor says Trump pardoning Michael Flynn is like Nazi Germany.
MVC&R are not rambling about reopening the economy, but Joe Biden sure is. According to Barack Obama, Latinos supported President Trump, because they don't like gay people. The Los Angeles Department of Health admits there is no scientific link, between outdoor dining, and the COVID-19 spike. A new study suggests the lockdowns were not worth it, and NPR says, maybe The Swamp does need to be drained. Alyssa Milano extends an olive branch to Trump supporters, after months and months of scathing rebukes. The White Critical Race Theory author got paid more than a black man, for the same work. Happy Thanksgiving from The Markley, Van Camp and Robins Show!
The Boys are not certifying any elections, but Pennsylvania certified its election this morning. President Trump retweets Randy Quaid’s call for a new election, while Rudy says they’re one good ruling away from turning this all around. Doctors are worried people won’t know about potential vaccine side effects, and Pete Davidson is scheduled to star in a performance of, “It’s a Wonderful Life.” More fallout from Governor Newsom’s dinner party, which was attended by more than originally reported. Online schooling seems to be failing, along with the students using it. Governor Andrew Cuomo is planning on having Thanksgiving with his elderly mother, while the governor of Maryland compares not wearing a mask to drunk driving. The culture wars helped to fuel Hispanic support for President Trump, and John Cleese is accused of transphobia, after expressing support for J.K. Rowling.
MVC&R have not rearranged their legal team, but President Trump’s campaign has, with Sidney Powell released over the weekend. Chris Christie calls Trump’s legal team a national embarrassment. Joe Biden gets rather testy with a reporter, and New York City is storing ‘hundreds’ of coronavirus victims’ bodies in freezer trucks. A federal judge tosses a Trump campaign lawsuit, and the governor of Oregon wants people to call the police on their neighbors, if they have six or more people over. The Holocaust Museum in Florida sparks outrage after adding a George Floyd exhibit, and Al Sharpton paid his family more than $80K through the National Action Network. New Jersey governor Phil Murphy is confronted at a restaurant for not wearing a mask, while the first In-N-Out Burger opened in Colorado, and had a 14 hour drive-thru line.
The Boys have not seen the evidence to back the Trump Campaign’s claims of voter fraud, and neither has Tucker Carlson. After repeated requests from Tucker, Sidney Powell told him to conduct his own investigation. Apple is paying millions because they design phones to fail, and Joe Biden’s plans seem to have many lengthy pauses worked into them. Martha McCallum takes on the Teachers Union, and mayor Ted Wheeler says police officers are wrong to think he doesn’t support them. Chuck Todd seems to believe America is on the decline, and according to the CDC Director, school is one of the safest places kids can be. A man is crediting Alex Trebek with saving his life, and a California democrat wants to ‘deprogram’ conservatives. Ryan Fujitani checks in with what we should be watching, and The Friday Five -- Thank Songs Edition.
MVC&R are following the science, and there’s a scientific case against lockdowns. An MSNBC host and former CIA Director agree, Joe Biden will have to undo those peace deals in the Middle East. The network newscasts are avoiding the Governor Newsom dinner party controversy, and it looks like Nancy Pelosi is going to be House Speaker, again. Governor Andrew Cuomo points out the COVID shutdowns are your fault, while the Michigan elections officials want to rescind their certification of the votes. A university has a panel of judges to shame students not following COVID guidelines, and “Wonder Woman 1984” will hit HBO Max the same day it hits theaters. Along with all the calls for unity, a democrat calls for everyone in the Trump family to be prosecuted. The Illinois Board of Education gets blowback for forcing teachers to adopt ‘progressive’ views, and 4 in 5 Americans rely on cherished memories to escape the gloom of 2020.
The Boys do not think that democracy broke overnight, but an anchor for CNN sure does. A report suggests the mainstream media’s silence on the Hunter Biden laptop story was vital to Joe Biden’s success. The FDA approves the first rapid at-home COVID test. In Oregon, if you have too many people over for Thanksgiving, you will go to jail. However, there is not a problem if you are rioting. In Germany, the police use a water cannon to break up a lockdown protest. A study claims mouthwash can kill the coronavirus, and Elon Musk shot up to the Third Richest Person in the World. Michigan officials try to block vote certification, then change their minds. A grocery store advertises a “Super Spread,” while Chuck Schumer lectures people about wearing masks. James Harden of the Houston Rockets wants to change teams, because the owner supported Trump.
MVC&R are not finding any ballots, but they’re finding more in Georgia, most of which for President Trump. Joe Biden wants you to give thanks in groups no larger than 10, and several lawmakers have some interesting excuse for breaking COVID restrictions. Black Lives Matter doesn't want Joe Biden to forget that they helped him win Wisconsin. Georgia Senatorial candidate Warnock avoids answering a question about Fidel Castro, and The Boys have audio of Reverend Warnock introducing Castro at an event. It seems dog owners are more likely to get COVID, but you can pay for your test with airline miles. A Democrat yells at a Republican for not wearing a mask, and 42% of people have had a "Career Light-Bulb" moment during the pandemic.
The Boys the news of another COVID vaccine, and it shows great promise. As protesters were attacking Trump supporters at the Million MAGA March, President Trump was attacking them, calling them, “Human radical left garbage.” Governor Andrew Cuomo admits that schools aren’t COVID hot spots, but he’s going to close them anyway. French President Macron slams the U.S. media for legitimizing Islamist violence, and Obama compares Trump to a dictator that suppresses journalists. (Fact Check: The Obama administration targeted reporters.) More Japanese people have died from suicide in October, than have died from COVID during the entire pandemic. According to CNN, conservatives leaving Twitter is, “A threat to democracy.” Dr. Anthony Fauci is concerned Trump is stalling the Biden transition, and the Italian police used a Lamborghini to transport a kidney 300 miles, in two hours.
MVC&R are not big into betting, and President Trump advises betting against him, because he says he’s going to win. Kevin McCarthy says the 2020 election results were a ‘mandate against socialism,’ there’s a reason why certain Democrat strongholds went to Trump. Elon Musk explains that he took four COVID tests in one day, and two of them came back negative, but two of them came back positive. A Philadelphia police official says the protests resulted in, “A Sense of lawlessness,” while a CNN anchor compares Trump’s presidency, to the start of the Holocaust. Obama offers his thoughts and hopes for America, only to have Governor Kristi Noem explain their ridiculousness, and then have them brutalized by a conservative black man. Ryan Fujitani checks in for Friday, and The Friday Five -- Zoo Animals Songs Edition.