The Plotdogs Podcast: Recent Episodes
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One is the father to a human boy. The other is the father to a parrot (possibly female). Together they discuss news, video games, and the latest developments in rice cooker technology (although rice cooker technology isn't that innovative so they don't discuss that much). Tune in for new episodes every Sunday where Jacob and James discuss whatever is on their minds that week. Email us at plotdogspodcast@gmail.com or find us on Instagram @plotdogspodcast
Peppa Pig, Manga Fans and Detective Duck all come into the firing line in today's episode.
Can Jacob, with his 7ft 1 stature, protect a bookstore from the mango-seeking normalos?
Is Lauren cheating on James with his TV, or is the Yu-Gi-Oh really for the child?
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For complaints, email us at blockbusters@yahoo.com.
Music:
"The Ice Giants" Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0.
This week the artists formerly known as Jacob and James discuss Madonna's lichdom and what it means for our boring dystopia, the unrelated benefits of burning the old, and how we would lift the UK from the current cost of living crisis.
We also adlib our own Hollywood blockbuster, a genre-bending psychedelic arthouse thriller starring Stanley Tucci and Amanda Seyfried, called "The Keeper of my Pure Heart".
As usual, contact us at plotdogspodcast@gmail.com
For complaints, send them to Madonna's TikTok comment section. Not only will they be closely listened to and actioned, but also later consumed to continue her eldritch reign.
Music:
"The Ice Giants" Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0.
This episode tests the wills of even the greatest men, and the boldest of women. This isn't your grandma's podcast. Unless she wants to undress me for my bathroom activity.
Incidentally, if you collect a pension or know someone who does, send in your Venetian Bathroom Attendant Application to your nearest Cineworld in need.
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For complaints, please yell it into your nearest Post Office. The message will get passed along to James.
Music:
"The Ice Giants" Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0.
Some great questions require great minds to answer.
- How can the war in the Ukraine be resolved?
- In "The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift" Sean's Dad is referred to as being Major Boswelll and he was in the Navy, but when we meet him he is wearing a shirt that has the insignia of a lieutenant, why?
- Stonehenge, what's going on with that?
We don't have any great minds so we can't answer all of this, but we can probably solve the Ukraine thing.
Okay so someone goofed up and forgot to upload the episode. Who's to say who's fault it was? Was it Jacob's fault? Was it my fault? Was it Jacob's fault? I guess we can never really tell why Jacob messed up like this, but we do know one thing and that's that it wasn't my fault.
In all seriousness though, we recorded this so long ago I can't remember what we were talking about in it, but we titled it "Hail the Nightmother" so I guess it was the "Nightmother" whoever that is?
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
It's been exactly one week since our last episode. There were some rumours that it's been a month but you don't listen to those right? You're cool aren't you? You won't snitch will you? Because you know what happens to snitches don't you?
I'm just kidding of course I would never do that to you, but I could if I wanted to. It's like being inches away from the executioners switch. You would never flick it on, but you could... you would be inches away from knowing the feeling of taking a man's life, of knowing the thrill of stepping into God's shoes for just a moment.. the power of life and death in your hands. Are you still writing this down? Stop writing. No seriously st-
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
If you would like to get squirted on at Cowboy Sam's please text "THICK CREAM" to 85664.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
If you would like to see Jacob fight:
- A giraffe - please vote now using option 1
- A hippo- please vote now using option 2
- Depression - please vote now using option 3
- Entropy - please vote now using option 4
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the penis spoon.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
The word I was thinking of was "A.R.G" which stands for Alternate Reality Game.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Sit down because I'm about to blow your mind. The episode is called "Tram Sandwich" okay, because we talk about trams, but (this is the mind blowing part) you ever hear of a JAM Sandwich? Okay say them together. JAM Sandwich, TRAM Sandwich... they sound the same! That's a pun and a very silly one too because there's no way you could make a Sandwich out of trams! The cost would be astronomical!
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
This one did get away from us a little bit.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Is this our long awaited True Crime episode? In a word no. In two words, definitely not. In three words, no it isn't. We do however talk about Jeff Bezos for maybe the fiftieth time.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Come closer child so that I can see you by the light of my candle.. come, make yourself warm and listen as I tell you the tale of the ghosts and ghouls that inhabit the Midland Hotel.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
After our in depth look into the crimes of OJ Simpson last episode we're fulling it up with a hard hitting look at the many crimes of beloved British TV darling Mary Berry.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Lot of things happening in this one. Dead by Daylight discussion, exorcism on Home Depot, Alvin Kamara steals Jacob's girl, and special guest star O.J talks us through what really happened that fateful night. DISCLAIMER: I may have made one of those up and it might not be featured in the show.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Another Sunday and another episode is up. Finally we get to discuss blowholes. It's what we have all been waiting for and here it is at last.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Is it Sunday? No. No it isn't. In fact there are rumours going around that it's Tuesday, but hey it's Sunday somewhere right? No. No it isn't because that's not how time works.
This episode features a very noisy guest who likes to scream when people are trying to talk. I know that sounds like Dylan, but it isn't.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
WARNING: This episode is EXTREMELY sexy. Listeners may experience feelings that they themselves don't understand. The Plotdogs team can not be held responsible for any accident or injury that may occur as a result of these feelings.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Did You see My Budgie (TP 062) by Till Paradiso
Oriental Skies - Music: https://www.purple-planet.com
Chinese Dragon - Music: https://www.purple-planet.com
A special guest joins us this week for what I guess is a True Crime episode.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
In this solemn and respectful episode wo solemnly and respectfully discuss The Woman in the Window, The Girl on the Train, and The Old Man in the Canal. Very solemn. Very respectful.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Have you ever wondered what we would want to wear if we were in Mortal Kombat? No? You've never wanted to think about Jacob in a dress? Maybe this isn't the episode for you then.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
slaps roof of podcast This bad boy can fit so many scam emails in it.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
Are you tired of all the same podcasts that hava de booba? Then this is the podcast for you. We no hava de booba. This podcast is a booba-free zone.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
Have you or a loved one been driven into a canal by an Uber Driver? Was the canal near James' house? If so you may be entitled to financial compensation. Listen to the episode to find out more. Topics this week include: Mcdonalds for Parrots, American Horror story, and Sabrina the Teenage Felon.
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
Another Sunday, another episode. This week topics of discussion include, wishing wells, meal deals, and Yahoo Answers (R.I.P).
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"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
In this episode we discuss: Barack Obama, Chinese Sponsorship, Which President we could fight, Fortune Telling and more.
Music:
"The Ice Giants" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
"Kalimba Relaxation Music" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License