Peculiar Turnips: Recent Episodes
Richard Morgan
If stories were vegetables, then this is the corner of the garden where things just don't turn out quite right. Here we dig up some strange, surreal tales that could make you laugh, cry, and reflect, all within a single episode.
Featuring the bizarre yet charming fiction of Richard Morgan in an audio anthology that spans all genres, including some that might not have been invented yet.
A bittersweet tale of why you should NEVER make fun of someone with the last name "Butts." Why? Well, you'll have to listen.
A bittersweet tale of why you should NEVER make fun of someone with the last name "Butts." Why? Well, you'll have to listen.
Larry the hedgehog missed breakfast on his way out and tries to silence his rumblies. It gets him in a brief spate of trouble.
Larry the hedgehog missed breakfast on his way out and tries to silence his rumblies. It gets him in a brief spate of trouble.
Esther Whitman said goodbye to her husband, Arthur, after he didn't wake up one morning. She discovered that he was cultivating a strange sort of rose that captures and replays memories.
As the bizarre roses show her Arthur's memories, she makes some startling discoveries about the man she thought she knew.
Theme song by Alexander Hoff with Freemus Music
Other music by Myuu
A lovesick youth tosses a penny into a wishing well. The penny comes right back with a warning about his wish.
Walter is attending his wife's funeral one very early morning. As he looks at the bouquet's of white roses, everything begins to blur together.
Meredith is her Daddy's little princess and she knows it. But even her "authority" has its limits, and she's having a hard time noticing.
Jack Green is a high-functioning alcoholic that isn't functioning as highly as he used to. He makes a new commitment to ditching the habit.
The habit seems to have plans of its own...
This episode features the music of Myuu, who has been keeping podcasters like me in free music for a long time.
Walter Bitterpill is a very important man, or so he thinks. His view of himself is turned upside down one morning when he wakes up and finds that his chest has become a cabinet containing a wastebasket.
The world can't resist using his wastebasket, no matter how much it upsets him.
Episode 2 poses the question to all of us: If someone forgot about us on accident, would we forget about them on purpose?
A certain teddy bear is stuck with that dilemma.
Theme music by Alexander Hoff
Music throughout the episode by Alexander Hoff and Myuu
Peculiar Turnips is written, produced, and performed by Richard Morgan.
The pilot episode of Peculiar Turnips, the weird, strange, surreal, and yet most charming fiction podcast you ever came across. Molly is a little girl with a strange gift: wherever she steps, sunflowers pop up. Instantly.
One day, she comes across a patch of land where nothing grows, not even her sunflowers...
Theme song by Alexander Hoff