Pero Let Me Tell You: Recent Episodes
Pero Let Me Tell You
A podcast about the rants and musings of 2 Cuban-American guys discussing news, politics, culture, arts and anything else that pops up!
Nope, not editing the peek behind the curtain…never forget those before you made it happen with way more obstacles…simplicity patterns…protesting is a right, but not at the expense of others…Darren Criss & Eminem & culture…if we stop all fun things out of fear of being tone deaf, where does that end…bring on the Met Gala…today’s Billboard achievements don’t really mean anything…Nelly’s got the bops…Spanish is so melodramatic…no Billy Idol for DJ…that first Ace of Base album though…Moviefone, gone but not forgotten…a Janet Jackson interlude is never a bad idea…Last Sodas: @karens.are.wild & X-Men 97
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She’s not THAT grumpy in person…Ish just found his kindred food spirit…ojala we all look that good at 90…a comer langosta en Punta Cana…imagine becoming a social media sensation at 90…wonder what would be caught if our daughters recorded us on and off…we absolutely felt she was our Abuela that day…las novelas Turkas…of course le da pena...champagne makes anyone less grumpy…no joda, se fajaba con un Tigre…eat healthy but not organic…of course que la pizza no es comida...
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Ahh the days of Saturday mornings and monoculture…do young people today know Houdini?…Lilo & Stitch in North Dakota isn’t the same…5M views per Spice Girl only seems right…como jode los viejos Cubanos in public…of course cats understood Eartha Kitt…what is Native American accent or a native American accent cuz either one is just wrong…boba tea & bibimbap, two more things people don’t really like although they say they do…do pop stars need that much dissection about their music these days…and now you too know about Rita Ora...THE RETURN OF JOJO SIWA…Last Sodas: @London2Capetown & @thatgoodnewsgirl
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Some English sayings just sound dirty in Spanish…ugh, Clippy…Hello Kitty isn’t a cat…of course DJ has everything he’s ever owned, it’s called hoarding…let teachers take time off however they want…but for real, what was the Nashville concert…dear fast food, you’re supposed to be fun, embrace it….oatmilk is NOT good…cosplay rule at a con, if you don’t know it’s anime…Bring on Sizzler and Tony Roma…Clue is so under appreciated…talk about whiplash from Rocky Horror to housing crisis…Crisys Rivera…$4k for a lovely view of un canal…ah yes, Hialeah the new Brooklyn…no exposed brick en Hialeah…Last sodas: Bob Graham & our friends honored at the White House’s Cuban-American day
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Tune in to our new ASMR podcast…where does Kendall start and end…Ish wishes he had a hair journey too…is entertainment news more difficult to report than ‘hard’ news?…there’s a way to represent without representing…failures can ultimately be blessing…Ish knows where all the Dollar stores are, even in Gables…everyone has a good side…Books & Books is a great spot to chat…live in the moment, get great content…never let anyone make you feel ‘othered’…
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Eclipse, fun car and great astrological event…bring on more undivisive events…Ish is apparently not an inspirational sports movie guy like Darien…ahhh, back when we had hopes for Shia LeBeouf…mira a Darien on Univision with Jorge Ramos..lighting is everything kids..oye Roger Borges, come on the show…vimos a la Madonna…isn’t everyone reminded of their friend’s Abuela during a Madonna concert…bring back the programs…the sad legacy of OJ Simpson…seeing a murdered at the table next to you holding a knife is NOT comforting…never forget Nicole & Ron…oh, the Dancing Itos...some movies just pass us by, Clueless, Field of Dreams…Godfather vs Scarface…Last sodas: Hybrid House/Union Beer & Lonon.2.Capetown
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So much vocabulary from cars…bring on the 50% off Easter candy…y Dollar Tree sigue subiendo...DJ would rather get out of the car than customize an order via app…pranks, pranks and more pranks, just NOT with Ish’s dad…thanks to the Sheila E concert, Ish is now unofficially part of the Estefan clan…is Beyonce’s Jolene memorable…ay el trafico...if only govt officials paid attention to real issues…meanwhile, if transplants are leaving why is there still so much traffic…guess Joey Lawrence would be the antidote to Lilith Fair music…freestyle now and forever…if anybody knows how to get us in touch with the ladies of Exposé, we’re all ears…Last soda: Exposé
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De Habana a NY…we need more good salsa…bring on the jazz funk…Samba con salsa, what a great combo…who wouldn’t want to tour the world playing music…ok, ok we love our Jersey Cubans too…bro, who does a danzon these days…the immigrant hustle is real…from banging casuelas to releasing an album…musical talent needs to be encouraged at all times…hmmm, are Brasilians louder than Cubans…
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Still looking damn good Nelly Furtado…feds don’t raid a mansion for no reason…our thoughts to the victims of the MD bridge situation…hey, trolls maybe you don’t need to voice your opinion at all times…maybe Ish just doesn’t have a favorite ice cream…seriously, DJ clearly does NOT like warmth…join use for DJ’s new segment, all the best foods to freeze…is a moose as big as a motorhome…we appreciate the new steps taken by the census, but is it the right direction…man, we just thought Nickelodeon was edgy not sketchy…we miss Amanda Bynes…Ish & DJ at the gym seems like two VERY different experiences…Last Sodas: Kate Middleton & Being the Vibe
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How much Sweden is too much Sweden…the patriotism of US car dealerships…explaining Boxing Day…someone in the US bought London Bridge??…ok we found Kate Middleton, now what…hate her all you want, JLo is the hardest working woman in entertainment…who knew Ish could flow like that…meanwhile, a 9 year old shouldn’t be saying those things…just give us the NSYNC reunion already…talk about a weird Wild Orchid connection…ok so now it’s basically illegal to be homeless in FL…Ish isn’t ready for an English language salsa album…Last Sodas: American Fiction & Sanguich
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Talk about an icon…our fist Hollywood Walk of Fame recipient…we are primed for a good salsa album…hmm, maybe Ish IS on the ‘Bailar’ album?…Celia is our queen now and always…album launch party by way of concert? Yes please…no biggie, just part of ‘We Are the World’…nobody’s a better music partner than dad…for real though, Papa Succar needs his own album…goes to show, stay focused and talented, success follows…
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“People need the Pero”…We do love a Miami media mogul (and alliterations)…Broward does just seem further away…platanos are the great Caribbean unifier…seriously, she is one ambitiously, busy lady…of course she loves Lucy (Lopez)…woot woot, one foreperson in the guest host rotation…are Oscars relevant…bank on being underestimated like Tyler Perry…oh Joe we kinda dig the schadenfreude…what VO actor wouldn’t aspire to be voice of God…125 first cousins IS an intimate gathering…shunning your culture in youth only to appreciate it later…you have to niche down when it comes to content...always comes back to My Big Fat Greek Wedding…
Last Sodas: Miami, Scarlet Johansson on SNL & Vanessa James
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Dua Lipa is just perfection except for the BO…los taxes…congrats to the Brits winners…who would be ‘fine’ in 2024…we miss the Virgin Megastore…Spring Break, no vengas…closing parking isn’t a great idea…paper fasteners nor horseradish will be found in Miami…Riverside Mathematics, total flashback…Usnavy & Yuleiski go to Cracker Barrel…Must See TV & TGIF…Pizzeria Chips…SoBe beverages…sour candy Altoids…Olestra’s anal seepage…Snackwells…we haven’t seen most of the Oscar movies…the diversity of Meryl Streep & River Wild…Billy Dee Williams had an Avon collection?!…Uncle Sal and the Stanford Achievement Test…Dan Savage’s definition for Santorum is the wrong use of frothy…Play-doh barber shop was a snack…Last Sodas: Aldi & Marcello Hernandez
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Cuban Leos unite...he ACTUALLY studied business administration…comedy, drama, sci-fi the guy can do it all…just 2 Miami boys talking about restaurants…of course Gina Torres is his other mom…take that chance on your talent…TWO Guy Richie movies?!…always be the guy who talks UP people who aren’t in the room…this Westchester Pride parade is coming along nicely, right?…the immigrant work ethic never really goes away…yep, even in space there’s some version of a Latino, deal with it…funny how it took so many years to actually ‘know’ someone from IG ‘in person’…
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And we got the episode number wrong…How does DJ NOT know Rainbow Connection…Spirit Halloween, we’ve got so many questions…SoBe WFF was DEFINITELY an experience…impostor syndrome will never leave DJ apparently…oh Yolanda…should some murderers get parole…Court TV was great…UK Wonka experience is the family friendly version of Fyre Festival…The Lion, the Witch & the Walk-in Closet…what’s your fave Spanish word…how much is a few vs a handful vs several…when Ish & DJ agree to disagree…cereal for breakfast is totally valid, but was the CEO tone deaf…did we really miss Rachel Dolezal…RIP Greatest Hits albums…bring back the mix CDs/tapes…Last Sodas: Wendy Williams & Feud: Capote vs The Swans
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Jaunty hats are the best…seems DJ owes Ish a few gifts…Dr Seuss works on several levels…South Korea just loves Brian McKnight…many opportunities were given, just train your employees NOT to gaslight customers…reply to social media, people…what are you things people love, but don’t really love…NOBODY loves Bob Dylan, fight us…morning people do NOT exist…fat shaming is 100% wrong, but is a convention the answer…we’re prepping to survive SoBe WFF…impostor syndrome is real but Ish will NOT let DJ give in to it…it’s nice when you forget to mention your family…GO ON HUNGRY YOKAI!!!…Last Sodas: Miami Cafe & Pitbull ft Dolly Parton
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Apologies, we’ve since replace the mics…doing what you love is living the dream…desde Cuba viene haciendo contenido...figuring out your 2nd act is always hard…best phrase of season 7 is “en Cuban no tenia pelucas’…good comedy can translate…the boy can do so many accents it’s scary…observation leads to good acting…como funciona la mente creativa…it’s the details that are relatable…he can step in for ANYONE on Primer Impacto in a second…suegra Cubana al fin…12 Corazones RIP…featured in Vogue Mexico but not in Cuban publications…can’t limit your content appeal...bye Sumaylin...
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Starbucks is NOT a safe space for DJ…Ish likes to chronologically think of I Drove All Night covers…Cyndi is an icon…we love 80s movies, even ones we aren’t Stans for…seek and you shall find your narrative, even if it’s total BS…and now we’re talking the grandaddies of conspiracy theories with 9/11…welcome back ‘white nonsense’ it’s been a while…influencers wearing shoes but barefoot…jails aren’t the best place for a wedding…2nd fridge is total middle aged flex…help us welcome No Mercy and Merenbooty Girls…are we just over close friends now…teaching communism in FL schools sounds like a good idea, but there’s always the execution…ugh pear juice is WAY too thick…so you introduce vague rules but get upset when it’s too vague to follow…Last Sodas: JLo & Usher
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Please no earthquakes, our insurance won’t cover it…Miley really set the tone for the Grammys…reporting public records isn’t stalking…long live Celine…could We Are The World be done today…bring on Usher…don’t forget this Sunday is Janet Jackson Appreciation Day…it would take Elon Musk’s money to legally take on Disney…btw, X isn’t exactly a bastion of true free speech…Dua Lipa probably has really bad breath…the Olympics are coming…man the World’s Fair gave us so much…get on that scale to fly Finnair…airline employees need military training these days…Last Sodas: Sofia Vergara & Small Business PSA
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Feb is finally here…Usher makes it looks effortless…Vegas does deserve a true showman…cordon bleu & pilaf = perfection…so we go from CAO not accepting their OWN gift card to them taking any ol’ card…the multitasking Cuban barber is DEFINITELY an only in Miami thing…seriously, why the face time though…Darien owes that guy a shirt por lo menos…Muppets are real and you can’t tell us otherwise…social media needs a warm hug like Sesame Street…the algorithm needs tweaking at least…more positivity please…glad Big Bird didn’t blow up…ABBA vs Ace of Base…we need to hear Darien explain light years to his mom…maybe that’s what RBD REALLY stands for…Last Sodas: Roberto Clemente & Chita Rivera
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Don’t be ridiculous, of course we’re back, Cousin Larry…yes, focus on the Olympics not the elections…Griselda: #girlboss…the Griselda glow up is real…lazy marketing can still accomplish its goals…good luck with that youth social media legislation, kids know all the tech work arounds…love Kylie, the liquor markup not so much…those poor offshore customer service centers…how did she not know the address of her job…despite the nostalgia, the Seaquarium does need something done about it…RVs in Hialeah should always be a tip off to something illegal…motel Caja china is probably urban legend, but one that got close to reality…DJ just learned about the origin of tots…Last Sodas: Charles Osgood & The Toy Bank
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Do yourself a favor & get these chocolate bars…possibly the smartest chef we’ve ever interviewed…Venezuelan AND German…talk about some of the best foods on both sides…never too late to follow your dreams…entrepreneurial myopia…Ish would make the BEST taste tester…don’t just eat these, savor them…S’mores in a bar form? Yes, please…for the record, its pronounced ‘chew-wow’…let’s all be Chief Joy Activators…why not be sustainable where possible…who doesn’t love some dulce de leche...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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Not even distance can keep us from creating our last ep of the year…ok so we all now know the sweet spot to visit Disney…yo if you’re gonna app everything, provide some chargers in the park…seriously, our posts are all in good fun (mostly)…dear social media, why can’t we have nice things?…ahhh casual racism, what took you so long to find our post…T-Swift may be huge here, but globally it’s Latina power baby…congrats to Karol G on the 3rd year of most watched artist…Dear Robbie Williams, you were always big in America to us…we miss the good ol’ days of Art Basel…seriously, two people being worms isn’t art, it’s pre-K…we should definitely mime the Caja China…hmmm, a Cracker Barrel in Hialeah would be worth the content…we miss you Macaroni Grill…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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Jermaine Dupree is the hip hop equivalent of fetch…we do NOT wanna be Diddy right now…expect a full Disney report when DJ returns…is the Hall of Presidents just to descansar?…Crystal Palace = unattainable dream…of course Ish knows more than 10 US presidents, flags not so much…sashay away George Santos…politicians do NOT belong on DWTS…Australians definitely take less time for goodbyes than Latinos…la despedida is its own tradition…why doesn’t colorism affect the popularity of las novelas Turkas…we love El Escaparate from Beauty & the Beast…forgotten Disney films…yeah, our audio this week is de madre…oh no, due to glitches in the recording, DJ’s last soda didn’t fully record…Last Sodas: Rosalyn and Josh Carter & Who’s The BossTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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Bro, SW alum are everywhere…sigh, A-Rod & his ‘Kendall is the hood’ comment will never die…Croqueta fueled childhoods are the best…communal yearbook…Warhol + Lichtenstein + Kandinsky…cartoons always influence adulthood…latinos never understand their kids moving away…one more yearbook editor…talk about an impressive resume…all 2020 was winter of 2020…here we go with DJ’s fave store again, Burdines…yep, we seriously considered buying Book Barn…yet again, Miami lacks ‘history’…wontons on the red couch at Canton…this ep might as well be sponsored by Eckerd…we’ve got your number Sunset Drive…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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Welp, that’s pretty much 2023…DJ’s Thanksgiving leftovers were delicious…unfortunately his mom’s, not so much…stay tuned for your weekly Hall & Oates update…dime = Scrooge McDuck…longing for clubbing days without wanting to get off your phone…seriously, just come down 95 to Miami…unless you’ve got a prob with us being 1 in 4 Americans by 2060…good move with Magic 93.9, I Heart Media…Shakira: English vs Spanish, discuss…absolutely embrace The Box of it all, go all in…please connect us to the Merenbooty Girls…phew, Thunder Wheels is going but not gone…how dare ANYONE criticize a national treasure…Last soda: Henry Kissinger & Dolly Parton’s criticsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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Juan Luis Guerra was a huge part of all our lives, especially being like 10 ft tall…the bilirubin needs to be healthy…we should try to harness the energy of Charytin…bring on the Thanksgiving feast…bring on the Little Debbie…again with Royal Dansk…yep, even Arbor Day gets lechon to celebrate…don’t hate on arroz imperial…does Hickory Farms even exist any more…FOUR popcorn tins is too many…maybe don’t glorify Osama…tragedy isn’t a competition…nobody should get news from social media, especially not Tik Tok…DJ’s mom would totally kill it on Family Double Dare…we should have Ish’s mom to share some Abuela stories, the NY trip alone…UNO is not cards…Last Cawy Lemon Lime: Our listeners & Dolly Parton’s RockstarTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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How has he NOT been on OUR show…another one of our east coast primos…the key to representation is authenticity…a one man show is no joke…ok, who doesn’t like aguacates…geeky calbito cubanos gotta stick together…generations man, it’s about what you leave behind…how are you going to be upset about representation…we love this guy, even though he’s gonna make our heads swell with all the love…goes to show, you never know when wearing a hat will be immortalized…gotta love a cubiche nickname…pa’que veas, we’re everywhere…yeah, Latinidad IS like the Force…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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DJ & Flo Rida were totally gym buddies…Pitbull does pretty much cover all FL song references…please tour again Tears for Fears & Hall and Oates…look at DJ agreeing with Marco Rubio…generational trauma is true…if you leave one country for another due to asylum, maybe you don’t party there later…how do you question someone’s ethnicity…Mario Lopez was once deported thanks to Bea Arthur…privilege comes in many forms…what area of Miami did the Golden Girls live in…nope, we’re not gonna tip our dentist…we clearly establish in this ep that Ish is NOT a culinary expert…$27 for a flan is un robo...inflation is not the same as capricho…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: P!nkTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
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U2 gets Coldplay hate…Kylie on a table or Toni lap dance…welcome back Bezos…do companies bringing headquarters have any real impact…encourage tech jobs as well as getting a degree…wow, look at the Vatican is being progressive…the cynic in me is totally a Fiona song…Teletubbies and Abuela…what’s your customer service boiling point…man, DJ clearly knows how to strongly word a letter…Ish is pretty basic with fast food…Wendys giving small frosty as consolation prize…Episode 1 was so long ago…Full House recap podcast is job security…does anyone still watch Greys…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Bruce Willis & Zoetic StageTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com
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In this ep, it’s the DJ & Abel show…so many in Miami long for history without trying to preserve it…never hesitate to take those pics…DJ has already shared all his pics…Orange Bowl…Hollywood Sportatorium…Deuville…Miami Stadium…Malibu Grand Prix…Los Piratas…of COURSE Burger Beast would know as much about Miami…ditto for Billy Corben…Glam Slam…Mansion…INS building…Burdines…Swensens…Bakery Centre…Miracle Center…always take time to look around and appreciate thingsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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3rd time’s the charm with tech difficulties…embrace the meme, Mariah…what is Hollywood Hopscotch…we get how Zooey Deschanel can caeer mal…RIP Matthew Perry…talent is one thing, it’s another to turn your challenges into learning opportunities for others…Sandy on Growing Pains was proto-Chandler…can’t argue with logic when it comes from Neo…facts don’t matter, how do you counter that…non-IP movies just don’t exist anymore…Die Hard, Christmas movie or not…at least Keith Lee is being nice about his food reviews…DJ totally sounded like Carrie Bradshaw…seriously, how hot is hot enough for you people…just because you have an opinion, doesn’t mean you know how to review…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Matthew PerryTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com
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Happy Halloween…por favor, not Christmas already…we’re definitely the pan de bono of podcasts…could there be a Miami Ferris Bueller…visit Shojo’s Dojo, they are FANTASTIC…better for the purse, hot sauce or bicarbonato...Ish going to The View is like cheating on DJ…Ana Navarro in person is even more Ana Navarro…still jonesing that pizza…machines shouldn’t be tipped, that’s the line…Sabado Gigante tapings were un vacilon…we should totally go see Aqua…Tiny Tim and his tulips…thank you all for the malanga feedback…Family Matters: Judy’s Tale…Cheesecake Factory is the perfect place for a first date…first dates are about a vibe, not impressing you with dollar value…pumpernickel with blue cheese dressing, just do it…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Maggie Smith for Loewe & Here Lies LoveTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Pop-up community is pretty cool, so far…we do love our donuts…one more covid-related success story…take your passions and combine them…the summer of donuts sounds delicious…lesson being, don’t overthink…donuts + wrestling + drive-in sounds good to us…2020 was the epicenter of pop-up culture…taro donuts are WAY better than you’d expect…asking them to choose between their children aka flavors…travel is inspiring…RIP Macho Man…don’t haggle with a small business…shout out to Josh’s Pizza…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Let’s revisit Harlem Shake…’lives rent free’ is a great phrase…DJ is going to be very uncomfortable in India and that’s ok…autumn in Miami is cause for open windows…NY Ish is New Yorkino…just because we don’t mention it, doesn’t mean we aren’t thinking about it…oh you’re gonna take Ish’s gift card…how to introduce the concept of customer service to Cuba…DJ’s orders are never on the menu…maybe Jada Pinkett Smith knows us too…don’t shade Justin for Brit’s abortion, do it for Janet’s boob…let yourself out of your comfort zone on occasion…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Kindness of Strangers & Suzanne SomersTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Almost time to learn what cake DJ gets this year…Ish knows way too much about America’s Funniest People…never forget Eartha Kitt…what is English for malanga plant…Nery is all about ‘Stars Are Blind’…yeah, you all out there saying ‘she ate it’ need to acknowledge it’s basically appropriation…not to discriminate, but maybe if you work in a place where everything is in a particular language, learn that language…never lose sight of humanity…Israel & Palestine isn’t going to be solved by your hot take…terrorism is never acceptable…don’t question other people’s lived experiences…speaking up is not a one size fits all…Sesame Street is VERY soothing…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime: Beyonce & Taylor Swift & Lele PonsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Welcome back to Alex Garcia & nice to meet ya Josie Cossio…talk about tradition, 1948…treasure those old letters…who better to refrescar Miami than soda makers…community is built on tradition…look for the positive memories within the trauma…necessity makes you figure things out…pero hasta KY has Cubans now…un taller is NOT an auto shop…being part of the community has so many facets…a refresh can still keep elements of the past…get that Gen Z feedback…bring on the Latina named hurricanes…por favor, don’t just show up at the factory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Old songs were just as raunchy as modern reggaeton…Janet can be nasty cuz she’s all poppy…Usher at the Super Bowl…so many songs about masturbation in the 80s…save Selena at the expense of JLo…the ‘what about me’ effect on social media…is Spanish language news dumbed down…why so much focus on la farandula...U2 at The Sphere…the modern concert spectacle…recipes couldn’t be more benign, yet here come the trolls…Dolly is a global treasure…why seek things out just to bitch about it…how do you go from Disney costume to death threats…perms just aren’t a great look…finally some justice for 2Pac…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Kim Ng & Javier RomeroTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Congrats, you’re quiet for 30 seconds…the case just filed, but already we’ve got Lizzo docs…we want 2 more Fyre Fest docs…court of public opinion vs court of law…who knew insurance mascots would be so popular…two hosts with a cold…Cawy Lemon Lime defines crisp soda…turron is nougat & nougat is turron…WGA isn’t striking & Ish has strong thoughts DJ doesn’t understand…NEVER be Only in Dade’s comments section…who doesn’t know RBD?…Ish is now taking suggestions for RBF…bring on Que Pasa USA roulette…so much hair dryer talk…even after 30 years, Ish is learning DJ’s blindspots…what shows did YOU watch that nobody watches…Last Cawy Lemon-Lime sodas: Fisher-Price’s Little People El Chavo collection & CVS’ Happy San Givin collectionTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero
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Lack of words can sometimes say more…old movie homages are the best…we always say names properly (if we can)…if you don’t see your story being told, tell it yourself…painting sets is a lost art…everything is a trilogy these days…Cuban-Americans share so much but also have differences…nostalgia for a place that’s no longer there…dental work in Cuba...never forget the stories of our past…manga and comics always rear their inspirational head…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Cloro is all you need for clean…60 vs 70 in Spanish requires thought…really, France, a formula for a number…what’s your fave bank pronunciation…our Gloria Estefan adventures continue…Mike & Ike is becoming a big part of our podcast…calling collect was such a thing in the 90s…DJ’s omelet story is the BEST part of his cruise…it almost wasn’t a perfect day in Coco Cay…missing those $1 theater days…being unmarried does NOT make you lonely, but we love the 8 year old’s practicality for marriage…lack of Spanish doesn’t make you less Latino/Hispanic…with that said, it sure does add to the experience…RIP Botero…Last Sodas: Russel Brand (gasless) & astronaut Jose HernandezTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero
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Happy anniversary Sr Hamburbesita…scavenger hunts are like a movie come to life…bring on the VMA latinos…it’s ok Thalia, we remember your song with Fat Joe…Miami is the Only Fans capital…earn that money young…yeah, DJ wouldn’t do weird feet things on his Only Fans…how does one sift through the Only Fans content…what are the WGA guidelines if you’re writing for yourself…Drew Barrymore doesn’t deserve all the hate…the SAG/WGA strike is the ultimate lose/lose…AI can’t create the nuances of our language…live action Jetsons would just be today…of course DJ’s binging Que Pasa USA…some words just make your face look fun…Last Sodas: Ann Lowe & Mattel’s Celia Cruz dollTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero
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East coast Miami boys unite…wow we have lots of people in common…we ARE collecting news Cubanitos like Pokemon…sure we’re a few months after Pride, but he did a great job co-hosting…support SAGE…it’s not easy being a trailblazer, especially with humility…he didn’t even study journalism…we SHOULD start a Westchester Pride parade…go on Emma Bowen foundation…it always comes back to the Abuelos…never underestimate the determination of a first gen kid…no big, deal just the first use of a smartphone for a broadcast news story…love us some What Would You Do…es verdad Boris never gives us compliments…bro, how does he NOT have the Miami accent…just 2 niños buenos chatting…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
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Bathroom naps are the best…relive or redo your 20s…how can you have an issue with somebody having free time or decorating their home…we should absolutely get the opinion of Hialeahans on beef jerky…’Don’t be Trolling, Just Keep Scrolling’…Celia Cruz + Star Wars = winning combo apparently…we do live for those overheard Miami conversations…seriously, henceforth it shall be known as Maybel Ling…RIP Bob Barker…there can only be one round of Dream Jeopardy…anyone else remember Pantry Pride…Last Sodas: Bob Barker & Sling TV’s Que Pasa USA channelTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero
Sending love and positive thoughts to victims of Hurricane Idalia…of course DJ doesn’t like Toxic…que estupidez the white after Labor Day crap…mental health needs to be priority for EVERYONE…if you’re going to be an influencer, at least do good like Mr Beast…what is the shelf life of a modern content creator…tu tambien te cuidas Jenny…Mama’s Family is pure comfort TV…bring on the Miami kids party places…Ish didn’t go to the white elementary school…tremendo car mash up con el Tempo viejo with new parts…yo Burger Beast, can you find McD’s birthday cake with sugared characters?…whoever has Piratas memorabilia, please share…ahh, el Tropicaire…would you let your partner sleep with someone else as a dying wish…peak Britney is peak Britney…kudos to Xbox for not putting up with toxic bs…we will legit go to your Halloween party, DJ needs to do his The Weekend costumes…and if anyone has a lead on a SF Giants beanie, DM us…Last Sodas: Edy Suarez (IG: @edysuarez_) & Trelles Cottage (IG: @thetrellescottage)Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.comThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/Pero
This, THIS is an icon mi genre…Ish totally fanboys…seriously, Oxigeno has ALL the bangers…50 years in the music industry deserves ALL the celebrating…artists like Willy keep our history alive…of course we have to shout out My Big Fat Cuban Family…ok, how great is it hearing the legendary Willy Chirino say our show’s name…and he’s even helping the next generation, that’s how you keep your legacy going…oh and his Beatles album is just awesome…hmm, what would the PLMTY dish be…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603FL Dairy Farm: FloridaMilk.com or lechedeflorida.com
there is a sense of community at these concerts now…oh those resort fees…doesn’t drink, gamble or do buffets, pa’que DJ va a Vegas…RIP Lolita…zoos aren’t great but they do have a place in conservation efforts…look, nature is ugly, deal with it…still reeling over the notion of founding fathers NOT knowing dinosaurs…DJ knows VERY little about dinosaurs…picture it, dinosaurs in powdered wigs with Cape Cod accents…awww we heart giraffes…Noah should have totally saved the unicorns…Fyre Festival round 2…ok fine we’ll cover the dumpster Fyre…Last Sodas: Brasil & Bray Wyatt
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Back to school and back to traffic…bring back the TV movies of the week…but we wanna see Zepotha…let’s make Tabasco’s a reality…mira que el HOV lane is complicated…Shopping lists, portals and passwords, oh my…DJ is going to see Bey…como jodian with the duo tang folders…now and forever, Trapper Keepers…Jansport, with or without leather bottom…Ish would be a benevolent PTA dictator…what’s YOUR favorite concert…powdered public school bathroom soap…un poco mas and DJ was on stage with Michael Buble…probiotic gummies are definitely NOT worth going to jail over…Last Sodas: Barber of Athletes & Blue Beetle
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Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…
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Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne Brady
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Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne Brady
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Our thoughts and love go out to Maui…when you’re the boss, you can’t be one of the girls/guys…Madonna would STILL be in litigation over Truth or Dare…every one of us in Miami knows someone con un carro en un canal…makes sense, even the price of coke would go up in 2023…too little to late to try and cement your place…guys, by nature psychology is the study of ALL parts of human nature…it’s almost like FL education has told the rest of the south ‘hold my beer’…purposely vague is the new thing…talk about rolling down a riverboat in Montgomery…damn pontoon party…Last Sodas: MaFe Walker & Wayne Brady
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Ish understands slow French…el pollo perdido…RIP Lebo, let’s please preserve his art in public spaces…& the real estate mafia continues…of course people are leaving Miami, who can afford it…not even one green space on Brickell Key…Cardi B can throw down…viejos y la loteria…RIP Paul Reubens…seriously, is news so ratings starved as to cover a car ride…dear Colombia, thank you for pan de bono…send us Buc-ee’s swag…ok, Ish is still confused about the bear in China…don’t give up your info for free, but no nude-shaming here either…seriously, Ish has no clue how to launder clothes, much less money…Last Sodas: Taylor Swift & O’Shae Sibley
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Miami English isn’t the same as Spanglish…yep, took someone from NC to crack this code…more people need to use ‘eat shit’…who decides what is/isn’t correct grammar…it’s about the influence, not the blending…languages evolve…of course you don’t hear your own accent…who put teachers in charge anyway…that damn Academia Real in Spain…how does a word end up in a dictionary…who says Cuban Spanish isn’t pretty enough…why don’t we have bilingual teaching…even the founding fathers didn’t want an official language…it always comes back to Sabado Gigante…we do speak in punctuation, don’t we?…at what point do we lose the language…of course Lucy Lopez should be studied…
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Barrio Boyz were ahead of their time…Barbie isn’t anti-men, it’s pro-women…Ish did give Thalia consent…DJ totally created Kate McKinnon…good architecture even for the Dream House…Barbie/Toy Story multiverse…bring back the simple summer blockbuster…long live Aqua…UFOs are absolutely real…more prequels nobody asked for…late life Americana pop culture…which Wonka character are you?…rebranding at the expense of brand value…if you’re everything to everyone are you anything…not sponsored by Yeti…Last Sodas: Sinead o’Connor & Nestor Carbonell
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20 years later, still the Queen of Salsa…Ish really didn’t know Angela Carrasco beat Celine Dion…peluqueria rock at its finest..why did so many white women love Julio Iglesias…pretty sure DJ is helping SUITS climb the Netflix chart…at some point isn’t cable going to be a better option than streaming…so many cheesy songs made their way into elementary school productions in the 80s…so are we all going to just put personal stuff on front street now…if you pay for the tickets, you get to take a selfie pero don’t throw the camera onstage…what early ’00 song sounds dated to you…why did we have a day and spelling obsession in song back then…birria tacos shouldn’t come out of a can that directly… Last Sodas: Miami Stadium & My Adventures with Superman
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Mad scientist AND Satan, talk about a combo…we love us a novela…when do we get to dance with Chayanne…soap actors are unsung heroes of acting…13 years is a helluva commitment…thanks Books & Books for the spot to record…Jim Carrey inspiring Cubanitas in Miami, who knew…love when we know the same people as guests…novelas aren’t the same as soaps…claro, que she was on Sabado Gigante...most of us would probably have croquetas fall out…Days of our Lives really should be sci-fi…can’t change the formula that got you here…Miami is all about the palanca…the ultimate app if you can control someone’s organs…only a Miami girl would compare her character to a chonga…as they say, you can take the girl outta Miami, but can’t take Miami outta the girl…
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Toni would bring the Heat…how did we know about Z Cavariccis…Burger Beast, tell us where to get McDs cake…Dollywood heat exhaustion is just different…of course Taylor Swift boosts the economy…does Messi deserve praise before actually doing anything in Miami…either you’re having a banner year or bleeding money, can’t be both…we stand with WGA/SAG-AFTRA…let’s get to Thailand for that ultimate cheese only burger…sure, just build more expensive residences that will sit empty…welcome to Ish’s TED Talk about Barbie Movie marketing…is Prime Day an actual deal…Last Sodas: Norman Lear & Gym People Who Don’t See Headphones Are On
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We all have a fave Tetris piece…Wordle may be our quickest topic discussion ever…fine, Russia gave us fun hats…mira como DJ habla French…bring on the Threads…please don’t go all Twitter toxic…look at us repurposing Royal Dansk again…bring back MySpace…Ish half naked eating French food? Why not…hey Door Dash guy, tip isn’t required…also, we’re not tipping you if we did all the work…Pink will totally kick your ass if you try her…finally, the Beyhive has a purpose…remember kids, the 1st amendment works both ways…seriously, for DJ’s birthday we need to do a cake-off, how should we got about it…donuts are DJs kryptonite…Last Sodas: Netflix’s WHAM documentary & MagicWithThomas on IG
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This ep’s a little different, WE GET INTERVIEWED…tks for having us on Inside South Florida…we love giving a BTS peek…Jason, need to have you on to interview YOU…crank it out like cheap sausage, our fave saying for the ages…glad the precogs found work…man, our journey has been an interesting one…of course want to have the Estefans…we always shout out our boy Burger Beast…join Brock and Ronald on Pero Let Me Tell You…
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Happy 4th of July…ahhh Billboard Live…and now we know even Madonna can’t beat a fever…The Idol, more like the I-Dull…please don’t deface historical monuments or at least don’t post it on IG…just so long as you don’t lose the house…seriously, what WAS DJ going to do with all those cruise ship items…you always know quien es quien cuando las cosas no suman...sadly, all things being equal isn’t the case…if we’re doing away with ‘advantages’ then let’s do away with all of them…who knew 7th heaven was so fantastically bad…sometimes we just need casts of shows to keep up the facade for us…Last Sodas: Wilson Cruz & Pepsi’s Colachup
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The week back from vacay is super depressing…electronics apparently don’t like the sun…happy birthday Lincoln…what is it about the Titanic…based on the amount of social media opinions, OceanGate was an appropriate name…media coverage isn’t the fault of the victims…the Lusitania…bye-bye Archetypes…said it before, say it again, creating a podcast isn’t easy…just because you can say something doesn’t mean you have something to say…wow look at us agreeing with Mayor Postalita…you can’t cover someone by only talking about someone else…what’s your favorite fruit…so many fruits just sound better in Spanish…why don’t cubans differ between lime and lemon…Last Sodas: Ted Lasso & Michaela Jae Rodriguez…welcome back, Tristan…
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Few world events have happened since our last chat…is there too much news…everything is important, nothing is…305 Day, bringing people together…Boris & Wendy, sitting in a tree…as we say, for Cubans, all roads lead back to communism…generational trauma is the gift that keeps on giving…never confuse a Hialeah boy for a Westchester boy…hmmm, wonder which of our wing flavors would be his favorite…
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Ooops, wrong episode number…just listen to the relaxing sounds behind us…Ish loves him a crop top…summer is officially begun…growing up, beach snacks are essential…DJ is all about easy beach access…time for our annual friend trip, but that’s not the norm for us growing up…los tickets estan muy caros...if you can travel to see a performer vs seeing them at home, things aren’t normal…down with Ticketmaster…Ace of Base should have been bigger than they were…bring on Aqua…tsk Andrew for the thesis on how you can’t ignore Cuban Americans and then wonder why they don’t flock to you…love that China is amazed by ‘white people food’ so much that it’s become a meme for them…mmm compote…Last Sodas: Survivors of Colombian plan crash & Phil Jimenez
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This is our loopiest ep yet…let’s go Heat…maybe Ish could join a chorus…we saw the future of Grimace…Canadians narrating orange juice…can you name other Canadians people forget are Canadian…say it together, Dermot Mulroney…but DON’T say Ibitha…Duggars are so hypocritical they can’t even see their own hypocrisy…you have the kids, YOU take care of them…seriously though DJ is on fire today (sorry NYC)…marrying AI has so many questions…Jetsons or Flintstones…did dinosaurs make it to Cuba…Last Sodas: Pueblito Viejo & Sweet Melody ice cream
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At this point the Arsht is becoming a 2nd home…welcome to the show Lolita, Ariel & Ivan…love hometown talent telling unique stories…seriously, don’t they all sound scary?…the chemistry with these 3 was GREAT…ultimately it’s all about community building…hey, Ish got to use some SMASH knowledge…8 shows for the price of one is tremendo bargain…seriously, tween girls are terrifying…once again, Vanessa Garcia steps up to the plate…hmmm, maybe we should do a mini series with these 3…
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Let’s go Heat…basketball really is a nail biter…sometimes Ish is right about things…did cag make it out of Miami…ufff, nobody could have seen the Jared thing coming…seriously, that doc is beyond disturbing…and here’s DJ’s ranking of fave subs…pffft PB&J is the best…seriously though, Ish may have a cordon bleu problem…Happy Pride y’all…kudos to Looney Tunes & Nascar for the allyship…veterans absolutely do deserve a month of recognition, and they have it in May…oh Joe Carollo, $60M is ALOT of croquetas…local government should never be ignored…there’s LOTS of history about Grimace…sure we’re fair-weather fans, but we’re there when it counts…Last Sodas: The Real Chico 305 & Harvey Guillen
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RIP Tina Turner…seriously, flying Tina at 60 was quite the sight…thanks for the invite Cuba Nostalgia…yeah, the red button is usually important…finally our accent has been studied…the perils of being bilingual…a quinces & a debutante ball are the same, but not…going back to flip phones…let’s face it social media is NOT conducive to mental health…the Janet album was a classic then & a classic 30 years later…it’s not easy being an ally…if you’re offended by a shirt, we can’t help you…seriously though, hourly employees aren’t there to be abused…look inward and clean your own house before going after someone else’s…Last Sodas: Sesame Street & Real World: MiamiTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
Leguizamo AND Cribs, of course we had to have him on our show…touring the country to talk to Latinos, this better be a 24 part series…he put his money where his mouth is…NGL definitely has the pulse on what it means to be Latin in 2023 and beyond…say it again, we aren’t a monolith…checking a box isn’t a fully representative strategy…Raul Julia is the epitome of under appreciated icon…Bodega de Pasion is flipping hilarious…we love us an Emmy AND Tony nominee…Leguizamo should do all of America…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Back from LA and freezing…we really do have a west coast family…same photo shoot, different results…we do love our Paula Abdul…guest hosts are some of the most fun…Colombia, land of Shakira, Juanes & Sofia Vergara…en Barranquilla me quedo…LatAm, same but different as Miami…George Santos would probably use the ACLU drag queen fund…he really doesn’t ever get ‘caught’ does he…RIP MTv News…Rock the Vote was a total game changer…legit, we will MC your 15s for just some rice pilaf and chicken cordon bleu…let’s go Heat…we could totally host a new Sabado Gigante…Last Soda: Colombia, Yum Yum Foodie, Alexis BorgesTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero Use PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nyc
No Oregon Trail here…hmm, what sitcom opener for2024…shout out to Jupiña…we support the WGA…of course she protests at Telemundo…honking the horn = Miami support…why are we in such a rush to replace ourselves with AI…kids of refugees, always on survival mode…ABBA, the original AI performers…flying cars WILL drop out of the sky due to low gas…Wall-e is not a goal…nobody wants to be upstaged on their wedding day…change doesn’t come until it hits your pocket…of course Gloria is DJ’s fave…Miami petty is a whole other level…Keeping up with the Garcias…let’s all get sanders…tripa issues…only sluts get nauseous…Armenians = LA Cubans…shout out to Luis Santeiro…we can be flawed & Latin…love an organic name drop…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero
We’ll say it again, love when a hometown boy makes good..no big, just part of the biggest video game in the world..that mo cap suit looks super uncomfortable…ah y BAFTA nominated too…yeah, the children of immigrants know no bounds…VO is just as hard…representation even matters in video games…Bleach, Clorox, all anime should be about cleaning products…hard work pays off…soap acting is boot camp…can take the boy outta Miami, but can’t take croquetas outta the boy…if you don’t pivot, you go extinct…and now he gets to hit up Comic-Con…yet another New World graduate…oye Miami, take a page from LA and tranquilizate a bit…shout out to our boy at 305 Pride…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
It’s almost 4a so here’s a list of stuff we talked about: Los Angeles, avocados, 2010s, I love the 90s, CNN, weather, beaches, new Miami area code, the Y names in Cuba, recording shows on tape, 5 & 10, Incredible Universe, Z Cavariccis, Game of Thrones, SNL Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Past guest team up…hmmm, the Lucy Lopez Club…PSA: the Spanglish is in FULL EFFECT on this ep…never be afraid to step out of your comfort zone…apparently Ish needs to hear better…bring on the moonshine…we wanna inspire a character…female majority production = different energy on-set…our stories can be more than just doom & gloom…bring on the anxiety of turning 44…creativity needs to be encouraged in all forms…celebrate the achievements of others, we always do…SUPPORT LOCAL THEATER…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603#GRACED: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/theater-up-close/graced/
Sometimes it’s not about reinventing the wheel, just making it tastier…combining your cultures should be a source of pride…a savory pastelito is a great departure…ok, so he’s a trained chef, cue our impostor syndrome…we need to just put in a standing order for all his pastelitos…thank God we live where we can grab his tasty treat any day at any time…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Pastelito Papi: https://pastelitopapi.com
Oreos are nearly perfect…birthday cake chronicles…we need those LA recommendations, Pero Primos…RIP Jerry Springer & Dame Edna…drag only ‘dangerous’ when done by LGBT+ community…buh-bye Tucker Carlson…we’ll wait for Billy Corben’s return to elaborate on Miami politics…corporations aren’t great, but a civil servant can’t retaliate…FL loves fighting with tax payer cash…why don’t we ever find something that valuable at the GoodWill…let’s face it, 8 tracks were for the bedroom…Last Sodas: Carol Burnett & Jury DutyTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Tremendo alarma at 4a…hmm, let’s see if the video podcast works…Miami is NOT the same as Florida, fight us on it…the self perpetuating gas shortage…all roads lead to communism…still can’t figure out why toilet paper ran out…SNL has been on a roll lately with repping latino culture...The Walls Have Ears…the epitome of impactful production…Miami has culture, just have to find it…the mortality of flan…do you settle if you know you’re guilty…sacrifice the truth for profit…at what point do you rethink your choices…we admit our denial about Bill Cosby…Last Soda: The Walls Have EarsTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero
Majoring in journalism while serving our country is NOT easy…never doubt that Dominican/Puerto Rican hustle…war zone, breaking news, they’re more similar than we think…impostor syndrome is real mi gente…that week on GMA3 stepped up their representation game…Gio & Steph has a nice ring to it…let’s leave talking heads to the cable networks…uh-oh she doesn’t drink cafecito…but she can sing, so it’s all good…her family is down here in Miami, ya tu sabes…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Stay dry South Florida…what would Gwyneth buy at Dollar Tree…revisiting Elian 20+ years later…being torn by emotions and the law…look, what we foretold with Elian came to pass…trolls gonna troll Cuban Americans…legit, Smurf Eye for the Straight Guy would rock…we should be asked to attend Fyre Fest 2.0…guess we are reality show rejects…is Youtube the new Real World…The Peñas are the 1st reality TV stars…Miss Piggy NEEDS to be on Drag Race…my nostalgia isn’t for you to place yourself into…not everything is about you Gen Z…Last Sodas: Local Theater & Frosted Tips with Lance BassTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Get up to 20% off our podcast sponsor NeuroGum & Mints at: tryneurogum.com/pero
Happy Easter weekend…Viernes Santo isn’t really a ‘feliz’ sorta day…we love cheap chocolate as much as expensive…filet o fish and tuna subs, today is your day…Peeps are cool, but just for Easter…oh look more Catholic Church abuses…funny how we can paint one group with a brush, while not another…Catholic guilt never goes away…whose whole identity surrounds what beer they drink…release the drag queens…now and forever, we won’t stop banging the drum on the Cuba communism press machine…pan con mantequilla really is the best…Ish will never be 100% over the fruit cup…Last Sodas: Yuri la Mas Bella & Up Here on HuluTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me
Amparo is STILL bringing people together…NY>LA>MIA…what better place than Coral Way for this interview…we absolutely need to tell our stories so it can be authentic…oh we public school kids love ragging on private school kids…la familia first always…theatre in the round is the epitome of next level worth it…even villains need humanity in a story…love that it’s transcreation vs translation…it’s one thing to say, it’s another to do…Ish is definitely feeling the opening night FOMO…bro, go see this play ahi en el Tropical Park y la 40…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Walls Have Ears: https://www.wcacenter.org/tickets/the-walls-have-ears
We do love a guest host…content creator vs influencer…Spring Break hangover at middle age is VERY different…yeah, Cubans don’t do sleep overs…hmmm, Cuban inspired & in Baltimore, suspect at best…CuMex is the new fetch…cafecito is a religion, report that misinformation…you see, Ish isn’t the ONLY one that freezes while recording…Westchester is TOTALLY Northern Cuba…living in the hyphen is real, caballero…Cuban AND Argentinian, tremenda combinacion…Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner, PR stunt or true love…Un Verano Sin Ti for album of the year?…BEST COVID TRANSITION EVER!!!…Last Jupiñas: Photographers of Bad Bunny’s TIME cover & Miami SeaquariumTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me
Tinte, cruises and fast casual dining…after 30 years of going to The Fair, we now get to be part of it…we love a good swag bag and this was definitely one of them…congrats to The Weekend…difference between a button and a pin…el show de hielo isn’t the same as the ice show…could Ugly Betty exist today…of course Jaime Camil is uber talented…America Ferrera & Pedro Pascal would totally have an office romance…office cute is a goal…ay La Diosa de Cuba…yes, FTC let’s cancel subscriptions the way we sign up for them…y’all we get it, things are crazy in Florida but we can’t speak for EVERYONE here…Scam Likely isn’t targeting you…Last Jupiña: The FairTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me
Never doubt the willpower of the child of immigrants…ah yes, the ol’ we’re all about diversity, until they’re not…the amount of work on dialects alone makes this a masterpiece…know your limits when telling the story of others…people like to learn, not be lectured…seriously, this man is a PERFORMER when he reads his book…we think he could take Louis Aguirre…one person can make a difference…como joideron los gallos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Miami Creation Myth: https://miamicreationmyth.com
Time to drink without judgement…French in Action was apparently quite the thing…let’s all look up Ingles sin Barreras…Joe Exotic couldn’t be any worse than other candidates…yes, let’s hold onto that feeling rule, please…Angela Bassett did HER thing…who doesn’t love a comeback story…DJ’s just not good eating at the Fair…so holding someone at gunpoint warrants more jail time than sexual abuse…if you have a choice, be like Courtney 1ove3…Career Day is exhausting…we are everything, everywhere all at once across Miami…Last Jupiñas: Parker Project & Rep Pamela StevensonTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me
Come see us live at The Fair on 3/23…El Moñoñon is a total bop…still amazing we know these people without knowing them…Boney M is pretty damn cool…said it before, say it again, the Billboard charts today don’t mean anything…lack of monoculture has even ruined high school pretension…psst, nobody cares if you leave IG…when Mirtha meets Apple Pay at the Cuban Bakery…Ish doesn’t understand talco as a gift for señoras…this trip down fragrance lane is quite the journey…the wall of torsos at Darien’s parents house…JLo is NOT Jota Low…Last Jupiñas: Andrew Otazo & Fernanda Cortes Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
We love us good comedians…Hialeah Cuban by way of Mexico…love a complex accent…improv is under appreciated but a great tool…always challenge yourself, don’t just settle for comfort…ok, this is the best story involving American Idol ever…we wanna dance with Lionel Richie too…Only in Dade is oddly an official news source now…maybe we can go to Dubai too…local kids making good, you know it’s our favorite tale…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Always start an ep internationally…it’s sometimes ok to lie to the kids…sure it’s stilted, but at least AI got platanitos & cafecito right…deep fakes are absolutely terrifying…at least just ban TikTok filters…ok, sorry Gen Z I’m not feeling bad you have to get a 9 to 5 job…Bond’s gonna need A LOT of revising…at some point you’ve just created a whole new work of literature…don’t be a povo…we had a great SoBe WFF, but there was a moment where it could have gone really pear shaped…we appreciate Cheesecake Factory for what it is, nothing more nothing less…Last Jupiñas: @bullets_4_life & MMA trainer/fighter Jonathan HaughtTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me
Yes, we like people who try hard…sure, it was bad, but go on Ariana de Bose, nobody was talking BAFTAs this much before…of course her name is Miercoles…RIP Raquel Welch…we’ve come a long way bay-bee…we don’t know, maybe the fetus is a serial killer…where does the slippery slope end…at what point is the tipping tipping point…tip accordingly, but we shouldn’t have to make up salaries…TWIST, this week Ish watched The View…is there a correlation between age and career politicians…we’ll never really age…and now we’re off to SoBe WFF…Last Jupiñas: Rita Moreno’s rejection, The Cosby ShowTheme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603The Fair: https://www.thefair.me
Soooo much Jupiña…true icons of our culture…others can try, but you’re not Materva or Jupiña…still family owned…it’s up to us to keep that culture going…seriously, even in Ireland?!…when you’re a classic, you don’t mess with it…well, if Andy & Gloria are drinking it on-camera it’s endorsement enough for us…thanks to social media, you know how much your product has made an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
New mics, old hunchbacks…maybe the UFOs will be a good thing…yeah, Independence Day didn’t need a sequel…apparently RiRi’s never really been all that energetic…is it too much to ask to actually GAF?…like that we’re left being whelmed…sorry, Rolling Stone, you’re wrong…seriously, get your lines together Aldi…passive aggressive at its peak…all hail the instigator vieja…Marshall’s line anxiety…DJ to the translating rescue…we’re giving and taking with out love for Secret Miami…dammit now we want Swensen’s…last Jupiñas: Mom on Reddit & volunteers on the ground helping with the Turkey earthquake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Took 6 years, but finally got Mario Ramil on the show…mmm, Pollo Tropical…guys, he’s not an owner of it…stand up vs sketch…comedy should be a little dangerous…but even that has a line…it’s about the nuances…true, non-english took the spotlight from an other wise awesome opener…Celia on a quarter, she just keeps on blazing trails…cubans in the mountains...seriously though, why Pigeon Forge…wait, somebody else knows Murphy, NC…turns out, bust your ass and things happen…support the Miami Film Festival…shout out to our fave poster of car fires, Only in Dade…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Thanks for the Laverne & Shirley love…how many podcasts can say they’re related to Oscar nominees…we miss the shared experience…yeah we sound like fuddy duddies, deal with it…nominating a 12 year old is in bad taste, not necessarily bullying…are the Razzies irrelevant and redundant at this point…Raven Symone’s overacting warms our hearts…the Golden Age of Hollywood was definitely of the mind that more is more…active parenting is wide spectrum…btw if you haven’t read a book, you shouldn’t be able to object to it…who’s the snowflake now…como Romeo y Julieeeetaaa…maybe DJ’s hoarding DOES spark joy…wow, 30 years into this friendship and Ish just learned something new about DJ…last Jupiñas: Hide & Seek champ & Mr Beast…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
We’re back…5 is a nice oval number…thanks again to Cawy for letting us run around their factory to create that great video…chusmeria is comforting…man, that BP was REALLY high…thanks History Miami for inviting us…Willy Chirino is a true icon…Ish’s mom has some great stories…ahhh George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving…at least be a consistent liar…so we guess hell demons AREN’T waiting for Rhianna’s new album…sorry not sorry about Bob Dylan…Lizzo is a total beacon of light..appreciation vs appropriation is a fine line…last Jupiñas: Mel C & Coconut Grove Playhouse…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
As our gift to our Pero Primos, here’s our appearance on the Que Bola podcast from earlier this year! Enjoy our chat with our one of our faves, Darwin Figueroa as we discuss soooo much about the Miami of it all!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Otro año gone by…there’s no need to be a last minute person with gift shopping…la pobre señoras that had to clean DJ’s regret at Marshalls…can you be triggered by something for which you’d seen results already…to contrary or not to contrary…George Michael ALL THE TIME?…was it an even swap with Russia…it’s time again for el turron...turron vs panettone...the beauty of resolviendo at 5 Below…the Respect for Marriage Act is a great step forward…seriously, they couldn’t have signed it indoors con el frio en DC…there’s a limit to the BBMak love apparently…long live Eva Mendes’ cuban clean…see you in 2023!!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Tks to David Ulloa from the Shiver podcast for co-hosting…food & bubbly when Ish is away…welcome to childhood baseball talk…Croquetapalooza was a hit…sereno is the WORST…Art Basel isn’t ALL douche canoes…some of us shouldn’t show ANYONE our bank account balances…let’s go back to the tulip market value…if only we cared about culture in Miami as much as we care about knocking down buildings…we’re all sorta the good fat…to vegan or not to vegan…of course he craves croquetas…Meaghan & Harry’s new Netflix docuseries is upon us, the ultimate quiero pero no quiero…Indiana Jones and the ravages of age…mira que los Cubanos love Charles Bronson…the boys bonding over Bond…buh-bye Balenciaga…pierce that corporate veil…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Anyone can post their 2022 Spotify wrapped but WE talk about it instead…of course the Mac & cheese lawsuit comes from Hialeah…look, we know Publix green when we see it…please don’t base your opinion on anything solely on bullet points and excerpts…don’t take up space that isn’t yours…as Cubans we can say things others necessarily can’t…man, Kanye is making Alex Jones uncomfortable…yeah, mental illness doesn’t make you anti-semitic…DJ is definitely sorry, not sorry about his stance on artificial trees…what IS a Russian violet…does anyone out there know the history of Augustin Reyes?…Mirta de Perales, now and forever…who knew ‘taint’ was a trigger word for DJ…talk about taking advantage of your shot at World Cup…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
You think you know about el sandwich cubano…oh but don’t call it a ‘coo-bahn-oh’…funny how a little sandwich can say so much about a culture’s history…seriously, why were these society women so impressed by meat between bread…it really does come down to the bread…fine Tampa, you can make your claim…love seeing our friends in a book…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
It’s nice to blend cultures for the holidays…uh-oh, the Publix cake disease has now extended to Thanksgiving…hmm, do we think this is all an elaborate hoax or not…95 years young Best New Artist, you go Angela Alvarez…never too late to live your dreams…there should be an element of surprise with gifts, even if it’s moccasines…if you’re going to be in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to answer questions, Maluma…dear Qatar, you can’t host a global event and then think you’re going to censor attendees…wouldn’t surprise us if FIFIA did let North Korea host…hasta cuando are these Disney tickets going to keep increasing…a cruise is more of a value…thank you for your service and allyship, Richard Fierro…psstt, Tristan’s here too with Legos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
So begins the holiday comelata…here’s DJ’s yearly turkey cooking tip…just one night without lechon…Ticketmaster has always been the devil…Swifties are unionized..can’t be a guilty pleasure if you don’t feel bad about it…Ish loves his cheesy British pop groups…Candace Cameron and the latest non-troversy…200 Hallmark movies and really only 3 plots between them all…it’s like only blondes celebrate Christmas…we’re still pulling for Jupiña Arena…but ok, La Vaquita Arena would be pretty cool too…yeah, we started the arena trend, deal with it…keep amplifying the voices of those protesting in Iran...Japi Sanguibin…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroUse PERO20 for 20% off at The Perfect Jean: https://theperfectjean.nycCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comBolay: https://www.bolay.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Once a performer, always a performer…we NEED the vaquita shirt he was wearing…que pena, Ish doesn’t remember him from Chat on Mun2…traveling abroad will always change your life…one more Havana Club ambassador we love…and another bar to be envious of…check out his podcast Kill The Bottle, it’s freaking great…as if we didn’t already love Tony Plana enough…if you don’t evolve, are you even living…oooo, one more possible guest host…freestyle forever, hot wheels will NEVER die…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy
Welcome back non-election ads…take a promo lesson from Thalia…is it daylight savings or not…seriously, Miami addresses suck…do HOAs have a Santeria clause…is there a point where the pool boy should know better…ahhh religious hypocrisy, our fave…we know him without knowing him…let your freak flag fly just don’t shame others…the amount of mailers Ish got is crazy…Ana Navarro is NOT wrong on why Democrats lost Florida…marketing is marketing is marketing, regardless of product…RIP Aaron Carter…welcome back Lindsay Lohan…looking forward to the Christmas Story sequel…of course the only reality show Ish saw revolves around ladies of a certain age from telenovelas…thanks Only in Dade Cares…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
It’s not the same dollar store these days…ok Pero Primos, Ross, Marshalls or TJ Maxx…Twitter has now become an official, live, dumpster fire…you can’t take over a company and pass new policy in real time…advertisers should stay away...who knew Demi’s fanbase was so diverse…Jennifer Lewis is a national treasure who needs to be loved every day…and more Sheryl Lee Ralph too dammit…DON’T FORGET TO VOTE ON NOV 8…no vote = no voice…skittles are the oatmeal raisin cookie of candy…we love playing ‘this or that’…do NOT drink the Beverly…yeah, root beer is definitely cosa de gente blanca…8 hours on your feet at Starbucks isn’t exactly torture…Julia Roberts & MLK, who knew…welcome back, Tristan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroFLIC: https://flic.votePero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Yet another Burger Beast victim, we mean friend…y’all don’t even know how good it smelled in Batch Cookie Company (which is now Blueprint Cookies!)…otro Westchester boy…who doesn’t love Chef Michelle Bernstein…from military to pastry chef…from Miami to Los Angeles to Atlantis…who knew a hotel could be more difficult than a restaurant…got a test kitchen, you’re still a chef…now he’s bringing his signature donuts to Miami (again!)…of course we’re gonna pick his brain on tips for Pin Pan Pollo…Ish learned 1st hand the coffee snobbery that is Chef Max and he’s here for it…a non-vegan who is passionate about offering vegan options…the audio of Ish experiencing the cookie doesn’t do it justice…foodgasm…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Pero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603Blueprint Cookie: https://www.blueprintcookie.com
The only way to celebrate episode 227 is with Jackee...thank you Rum Cake Lady…and also big thanks to Arsht Center…Spice Girls + history = Darien’s dream musical…Croquetapalooza is coming…not sure Hialeah is the place the GOP is going to meet violence…jumping to conclusions thanks to social media…enough throwing food at things for climate change…awww we love that DJ’s mom loves Halloween…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…dressing as your high school self, the ultimate inside joke costume…Mariah totally had a moment with DJ…Celine Dion is an experience…not working weekends due to watching NFL is the epitome of entitled Gen Z bullshit…RIP Leslie Jordan…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroFLIC: https://flic.votePero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Welcome to 90s fragrance corner…you know we’re right about what perfume was worn by which Golden Girl…UK has an opening for Prime Minister if anyone’s interested in a temp job…either way, Liz Truss made the history books…it’s crazy that virtual friendships are real these days…also, nice to FINALLY meet you Boris Sanchez and Albisa Candles…Ish still isn’t over the fact Cookie Monster’s name is Sid…Muppets are people, fight us…more Diana Ross & paella talk, this time together…seriously, Mystical Seduction should be a fragrance from David Copperfield…and now the reveal about the birthday cake…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Take charge of your mental health and get 10% off of your first month of therapy at: https://BetterHelp.com/PeroPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603
Sometimes we’re like smart and stuff…he’s even a civil engineer…another kid from Westcheste…when the White House calls…we all know about the dual identity of it all…we love when our guests know each other…never too late to follow your passion…we miss hunting for cocuyos…and now he’s also a playwright…don’t be afraid to sit with your thoughts…claro que we end this chat talking about croquetas…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy
Thanks again for the invite NYCC…representation matters even amongst fandom…gonna be hard to come back from this one Kanye…call people out on their BS…maybe Ish should go to Dick Wolf university…#Parkland…a bad childhood doesn’t excuse murder…yes kids, even Hispanics can be super racist…let the butter board variations begin…yes, DJ’s bday = what will the cake be this year…RIP Angela Lansbury…yeah, that is pretty much Miami in a nutshell…seriously check out a Pair of Nuts on YouTube…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy
DJ figures out the episode number…on occasion we do things separately…thanks for filling in Nery…what, no fried cheese or fun food…look at standups teaching each other…man, this is a yummy ep…JCVD for life…gateway rock is a nice place to stay…oh Kanye, your genius doesn’t excuse everything…wrestling is NOT fake…the moment you become a comedian…hi, Kohler…comedy has many forms…just keep scrolling…going out of your comfort zone evolves you…tks for being great Anjelah Johnson…check out Nery on tour and online...Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy
Rosa Maria is leading the charge in generating awareness of Cuba’s human rights violations…turning personal tragedy into a call to arms…don’t think we’ve ever had a guest who’s visited the UN…wow, the SOB all but admitted killing her father…ultimately it’s the Cuban people having to lead the charge…minors are incarcerated for protesting…the tentacles of communism are making their way through Venezuela…embargo or not, it’s about the Cuban government having a chokehold on their own people…it’s OUR responsibility to keep amplifying THEIR voices…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy
Sending thoughts and love to our fellow Floridians affected by the storm…there’s still so much to recover from…join us at Dos Croquetas 10/1 to drop of your donations…seriously, why the weird pronunciation for Punta Gorda…blast those asteroids NASA…Spain doesn’t mess around with taxes…Shakira in jail might be fun…bravo for representation MCU…
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Our Brooklyn crater story is great…ramping up for our all Jackee episode…not buying why this woman put Adam Levine on blast…yeah, we’ve had our own DM experiences, albeit not salacious…what will DJ’s parents bring next…no such thing as Tupperware with latinos…ok, Martha of Miami have we got an idea…immigrants never toss anything away…clearly we’re identifiable getting pan de bono or dancing in a dark club…bro, please give the LGBT+ community credit where its due with Monkeypox…have they finally buried the Queen…yeah, in the court of public opinion, Meghan ain’t gonna win…welcome back Tristan…
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This is the right time to use the word ‘icon’…small world, maybe Ish & Arturo’s families knew each other…talent can be realized anywhere…we need more bass instruments in music again…oh and now another legend enters the story…family is everything after all…Grammy, Emmy, Presidential Medal of Freedom…cafecito (Cafe la Llave of course) y cigaro, can’t get more iconic…ultimately, freedom is what it’s all about…
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Arturo Sandoval at the Arsht Center: https://www.arshtcenter.org/tickets/2022-2023/live-at-knight/for-love-or-country-the-arturo-sandoval-story/
Congrats to Sheryl Lee Ralph…Maaarryyyyy…even Brit’s apology was at best backhanded…DJ learns about the Green Lantern Corp & Atlanteans…from woke to what?!…we do love Hawkgirl at a ventanita though…being latin IS an experience…can you identify with culture you didn’t grow up with…real people aren’t props…also, pretty sure that’s trafficking or at least kidnapping…funny how righteousness in the eyes of some absolves them from actually acting right…only we could shift from serious to 90s music…NYSYNC or BSB…from Only in Dade to SNL…
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Bring on the Juan Luis Guerra…should we create a Spotify playlist…thanks for the mention of our trivia Eater…check out Que Bola AND Oro Fresco…a whole republic based on the conch…good riddance ya New Yorkers…don’t say you lived here if you never actually saw the real city…our food does not suck…RIP Queen Elizabeth…so many legacies are complex…for real, please make sure Morrisey wasn’t in town…mmm corn…
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Legit could NOT be prouder of this guy…SEVEN novels he’s written…love that he wanted to make sure he was legit representing…another SW alum done good…the world of comic geekdom, but make it retro…the main character is yet again from Westcheste…modern crime noir is an interesting genre…get Secret Identity, pero like now…even NPR is getting into the comics game…dammit he’s even got creator owned stuff…again, SO proud of this guy…
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End of summer in Miami means something else…seriously, can’t we transport water or desalinate or something…we’ve always said Miami es unico & so’s the ventanita…we’d eat the hell out of the Cuban American sandwich…los sillones would never be free for customer use…really playing fast & loose with ‘star’ this season on DWTS…ok Pero Primos, petition to get us on next season…lo que faltaba on SW Airlines, dick pics…affordable housing, let’s wait and see…or just write a book to afford your rent…if you or someone you know is in an emergency or needs help locating mental health resources, call or text 988
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No more Demi documentaries…if artists stopped shading people in songs, Tay Tay’d have nothing…we stand by our Eva Mendes position…it’s just fact, nothing cleans better than un palo de trapear y un cubo con Mistolin…fine Lysol wipes make the cut…too much news consumption is never good for you…apparently Bey & Jay had a cross country, time travel school experience…Sabado Gigante will never be forgotten…legit, who can get us on Price is Right…one governor donating to oust another governor is just icky…seriously, let’s get some new political blood in here…maybe we need a bolero about chicharo…Darien’s parents ARE the ones Jenny Lorenzo posted…
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Live from Crackers in Miami Springs…talk about being on a roll, 11 credits by age 15…he speaks Spanish and brings pastelitos, definitely raised right…we’ll accept his middle child claim…novelas, sketch and comedy, talk about able to do it all…RIP Gordita Chronicles…we like this next generation of representation…what horror movies should we recommend…damn right he can be in the next superhero movie…can’t wait to see what else Noah is in (and not just cuz we want more pastelitos!)…
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Punta Brown should be a Crayola color…thanks again Lucy…even buffets are changing names…you know we love our Dominicanos…congrats to our guests who are nominated for Imagen Awards…RIP Officer Cesar "Echy" Echaverry…Woodstock ’99, the original Fyre Festival with actual fire…and not a single frat boy (to our knowledge) was arrested for rioting or arson…a DJ story Ish actually doesn’t know…posting yourself ‘quiet quitting’ isn’t exactly quiet…OF COURSE Ish knows why DJ doesn’t like Irreplaceable…even Tweets about old appliances or cancer devolve…Eva Mendes definitely gets things ‘cuban clean’…
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Welcome back Lucy Lopez…mmm Stephen’s Deli has way too many options, a great problem…we love a local girl who represents…we should invite more husbands/wives…dropping ideas left & right…opportunities for everyone…said it before & again, REPRESENTATION MATTERS…ladies, listen to this industry legend…Ish might be a masochist, but he would play Castro…don’t forget the real star is Ana Villafañe…any uncynical politicians even left…the homeless need our help…can’t leave our veterans just hanging out there…#nostoriesaboutuswithoutus
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Another one off the wish list…he really was that impactful to Ish on the Golden Girls…you don’t work this long without being good at your job…nobody should be a ‘Generic-an”…who wouldn’t want to work with Rita Moreno…it’s all about bringing authenticity to every role…Ish & Tony may just be new BFFs…perhaps they’ll even just drink lots of vodka together…
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Start every day with Charo…Ish loves his birthday and is so an August…bring on the vacations…who will be our guest host…DJ’s picason from trypophobia is very real…being recognized en un salon is the epitome of our universe…Cracker Barrel meatless sausage is not communism, people…congrats Ana Navarro…like sands in the hourglass, so goes Days of Our Lives to streaming…ok, but seriously 25 people to write ONE song…Ruben Rabasa is definitely an icon and example of never give up on your goals…Corte Tropical is an under appreciated classic…Enrique Santos, showing us how to reply to trolls…
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We need more of DJ’s Jojo Siwa…memories of salad bars of yore…all the history of retail giants you never thought you’d learn…OH YEAH, WE’RE IN A MUSEUM…sometimes planets align…Boars Head has a reference manual…it’s true, los drive thrus are outta hand…time investment is the ultimate form of no turning back…dammit, even Muppets are racist now…the irony of it being Rosita is NOT lost on us…dear IG, you’re not Tik Tok, signed everyone…trolls, you’re the worst but hey engagement is engagement…
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We do love the sass…legit, get yourself to streaming music platforms and listen to Vikina’s music…one more great interview at Union Beer…sometimes better to lose these things…the difference between a singer and a recording artist explained…dyed in the wool Kendaleah girl…once you find your voice, make sure it’s heard loud and proud…one of our fave interviews and can’t wait to see her perform more around Miami and the world…
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DJ, King of Cruising…just don’t tell us the calories on a cruise…so much learning about cruises and ocean liners this ep…que fancy con el high tea…was buying Twitter just tremendo hoax…frankly, the world could stand to under populate for a little while…let’s get our own MasterClass…NASA’s pic proves we don’t have the answers, and that’s ok…uffff, maybe Castro isn’t the best subject for a kids book…seriously, why is everyone so deadset on glorifying this man…many times, omission is choosing a side…
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Pa’l crucero vamos…yeah, we handle anxiety way differently…good to know DJ can start an Uber como un part time…goes to show, doesn’t matter how educated you are/aren’t, Latinos are still not understood…is it as simple as just not caring enough to care about cultures…should Jamie Lee Curtis get heat for her comments about Ana de Armas even if she owns up to it…mmm, Manolo’s…the ham debacle of 1952 is generational trauma…let’s bring back ‘la visita’…do yourselves a favor, watch Gordita Chronicles pero ya…
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Of course we recorded at Beat Culture during Heat playoffs….if we don’t tell our stories, how will…did anyone see Amparo and NOT cry…Abrecamino is definitely putting in the work…funny, how two people can just click so quickly…oddly enough, being specific allows you to reach more people…interactivity is the key for the arts…let’s just own up to being the Crazy Cubans…legit, we wanna be a meme at 84 (or younger!)…tell the stories before the storytellers are gone…Martians unite!
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Yeah, this is a nostalgia heavy episode…corrections corner on Bhutan…look at us teaching about English government…El Gordo Porcel and Benny Hill, separated at birth…let’s make our next live show at a cafetorium…what would Donna Martin’s slogan be today…even with mislabeling, Cristina was ahead of her time…is socially conscious salsa music a thing…sure it’s hard to make friends in Miami but some of us ARE friendly…work that TRL stage, DJ…
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We COULD be good for bubble baths…more comforting, bread or bratwurst…choosing a Starbucks drink can be pretty stressful…R Kelly is now going to be trapped in the jail cell..welcome back Toto, Rick Astley & Kate Bush…is there some type of happy birthday royalties…Roe v Wade opens the gates..Supreme Court needs balance..Justice Thomas, don’t pull those threads too hard about annulling marriages..finally saw Father of the Bride…waiting in Miami Dr offices is pure entertainment…
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Of course Ish gets their name wrong…dance is a family affair…culture knows no geo boundaries…talk about a sister act…Swan Lake a la Cubana…a dancer diet is VERY different in a communist country…glad to see the ballerina body image is changing…como dicen, the show must go on…a technical dancer isn’t necessarily a good dancer…
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Rough week? Drink a bottle of champers…IT’S MANGO SEASON…that yellow bag just hits better…Cristal and pizza…long as you’re not a Bitcoin Bro, you ARE Miami AF…sometimes we just do our bit in the wild…colorism is so engrained in latino culture, we don’t even realize it…congrats to Father of the Bride…Beyonce is entering her older diva dance video phase…DJ loves shuffle Drake…Deborah Cox is NOT freestyle…DJ = hip-hop remix, Ish = dance remix…a Walk to Remember makes everyone weep…we did wind up at Caja Caliente…
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Bring on the World Cup, logistical nightmare and all…maybe we can bring back Columbia House AND BMG…legit sure we’re the only ones talking about Billie Piper on a US podcast this week…there’s tone deaf and then there’s just plain off…yeah, let’s definitely follow the lead of the community vs creating ice cream…representation matters, kids…Lizzo just looks like she radiates light and positivity…there’s a difference between a lesson and a talking down to…hope DJ never has to pray in English to diffuse a bomb or something…we need these Carlos Rojas stories told in first person…
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You know we love an underdog success story…sometimes it’s not reinventing the wheel, but making sure it works better…please have that delicious vegan sandwich more available…embrace your culture and your community…it really is one of Ish’s happy places…legit, nicest restaurant bathroom around...ok, so Marcus Lemonis is spontaneous…support local, but more than that, support awesome people…
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So begins rainy season…way to ruin a proposal Disney employee…maybe Mickey jail IS happy...just cuz drag queens slay, it’s not lethal…if everything is breaking news, then nothing is breaking news…DJ’s sayings might just be our next shirts…hey VH-1, cast US on ‘I Love the 20s’…sometimes you need to take a hard look at the evidence, and yourself…those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…we’re bombarded with too much information…why DO we know so many British words?…
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This is a kinda long ep today…el agua salada es buenisima…teaching comfort limits early…what inflation…Montana & the oldest Chinese restaurant, who knew…ahhh welcome CBS Sunday Morning…mmm chaufa…sure it’s still a $1 but it’s not the same…DJ & pan de bono = ecstasy…like a bad neighbor, State Farm’s no longer there…congrats Laverne Cox & Mattel…happy Pride y’all…we love to engage in discussion…so much grey in the world…believe, but verify cuz toxic is toxic…we figured you out CVS…
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Cuban-American country singer from Miami, it’s a thing…there’s always room for inserting culture….minority is kinda insulting a term…hmm frijoles negros in Nashville…finally someone to explain crypto currency…maybe we’ll do some PLMTY NFT..even outside Miami, you’re always 305…don’t set up your own barriers…
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Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, 10…Alithia Ramirez, 10…Amerie Jo Garza, 10…Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10…Eliahana Cruz Torres, 10…Eliana “Ellie” Garcia, 9…Eva Mireles, 44…Irma Garcia…Jackie Cazares, 10…Jailah Nicole Silguero, 10…Jayce Luevanos, 10…Jose Flores, 10…Layla Salazar, 10…Makenna Lee Elrod, 10…Maite Rodriguez…Miranda Mathis, 11…Nevaeh Bravo…Rojelio Torres, 10…Tess Marie Mata…Uziyah Garcia, 10…Xavier Lopez, 10…
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Us + Dos Croquetas = perfect combo…la carpa and comegenes is so dramatic…how many Brit songs can we work into any episode…sometimes people just shouldn’t mix…the definition of beauty NEEDS to be modified and expanded…also, who is anyone to say someone’s not beautiful…wow, suing for grandkids, la cosa esta seria...catfish text messages, now we have a new low people…thanks again Dos Croquetas for the delicious food and yummy Jupiña slushie…ahhh, chain restaurants how we love thee…and just like that we now have dates for Red Lobster AND Olive Garden…Celia Cruz and mimes, just another ep for PLMTY…
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Art shouldn’t be formal…different students aren’t bad students…dando cabezasos se aprende…El Dorado & SoHo House, essentials people…abstract but recognizable…interpret art for yourself…you never know where you’ll find a teacher…OMG, his baby is SUPER cute…inspiration comes at any time…at times, your story is that of others…be your own gallery…if you have a platform, you should give back…’cuz I wanted to see the ass’ is our new reason for everything…la Hitachi proves its utility yet again…
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Linens N Things vs Bed Bath & Beyond…Bye bye iPod…seriously, in OUR day music was just different…convenience vs experience…does anybody like mimes…Muppets are people, live with it…tone deaf AND poverty porn…maybe one day we’ll live in a box at the Perez Art Museum…PR doing it’s job shouldn’t be an outrage…why can’t fun things be fun anymore…let’s start a Grimace Appreciation Day (GAD?)…
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Congrats on the babies…the Miami hustle is real…hard work truly does pay off…use that platform…no seriously, she’s like the happiest pregnant woman we’ve ever seen…of course Ish asks the question in the dumbest way possible…never apologize for who you are...boxes are for gifts, not for people…kids are flipping language sponges…single moms deserve ALL the love and respect…we miss Sabado Gigante…
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If it’s not Mariah, it’s U2…again, if you love an artist, your fave song shouldn’t be a hit single…dive into the deep end people…fine, if it’s just an excuse to drink tequila then bring on Cinco de Mayo…Anna Wintour is less than amused this week…life needs distractions…imbalances are never a good thing when rights are at stake…ay la hipocresia...seriously, if that’s not your job then what is, Justice Alito…the unborn are the perfect protected class…no, black face is NEVER ok…we’ll say it again, BLACK FACE IS NEVER OK…Spice Girls make everything better…we love over-educated women…
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Serving papers and truth…Twitter is already horrible…does a tweet exist in an echo chamber…see (or hear) something, say something…ay chica, ya deja lo de la mascara…seriously, do WASPs need reminding they have kids…ahhh the smell of fierce…great fitting clothes, horrible racist CEOs…hmmm, the origin of DJ’s Publix cake debacle involves Kmart…blue cheese and shrimp…
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Love catching up with old friends…seriously do NOT watch Minx with kids in the room…shows in the 70s are period pieces and now we need to sit down…found family is family…crazy to think this show was filmed en pleno pandemic…if you’re in LA you really need to catch a live SAP show…and it bears repeating, there are LOTS of pipis in Minx…appreciate the love and kind words, Oscar…
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Thanks for listening…this time we answer YOUR questions…and we still filled an hour…sorry for the audio glitch toward the end primos…
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Ep 199. Pero…is Diana Ross air?
Thanks again Darwin…why was Julio Iglesias so famous in the US…said it before, say it again peluqueria rock is a bop all around…dejen de comer tanta mierda with the $1k steak already…Return of the Mack indeed…we miss late 90s/early 00s pop…Cosas del Amor is a great video for all the wrong reasons…Tantra was more like tantrum…always shed light on your experiences and bring things to light…but it’s a weird gray with a dead person…DWTS on a streamer, will you watch…this whole 10 minutes on Diana Ross is just gold, GOLD…next up, episode 200…
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Working AND a relationship for 35 years it NOT easy…Miami boys conquer the world, it’s just what we do…hobbies can become careers, kids…even in London, Celia is the REAL queen…can you imagine seeing your work in the Louvre…Cuba Out of Cuba is a beautiful way to see how far we’ve come while staying who we are…iconic doesn’t even begin to describe that photo of Celia Cruz…
Thanks for covering for Ish, Darwin, need you on more often…DJ & A-Rod both livin’ in tha hood…man DJ loves saying Allapattah…oh lord, now Bitcoin has a conference con Mayor Postalita…can Darwin finally explain crypto to us on PLMTY…maybe Miamians will be the next Atlanteans…it’s like our elected officials take pride in our Miami housing crises…you’d think Univision or Telemundo would have less white passing Latinos on-air for representation…representation on telenovelas, carajo…es que Cubans in Spanish, estamos accelerado…
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And now for a special message from PLMTY…DJ totally needs to try cascos de guayaba…we are the weirdest type of fortune tellers…after all the commentary, here’s a little more…we’ve all got something pent up inside us…standing ovation, not cool kids…we have to acknowledge the good with the bad…although bring on the lawsuits…the moral of the story is we’re nerds…Poor Bruce Willis…maybe it was Petra the Ambition Gremlin that manifested our chat with Gina Torres…
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Ep 196.5 Pero…hanguiando with Gina Torres
This ep is proof dreams come true…the queen of genre is Afro-Latina, as it should be…of course she can play Diana Ross, she’s an icon…at least you know you’re gonna like the food at that dinner theatre…it’s so comforting that all Cuban parents are the same…when show runners trust their multicultural actors, authenticity is born…tall girls, stand proud…ok, here goes DJ and the ‘Suits’ love…you guys, Gina Torres says we ‘bring plenty’ to the table and now we can die…she even took a moment to say hi to Tristan, tell us she’s not the greatest…
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Keep plugging away and dreams come true…beads + floats = more fun than imagined…welp, there goes paternity testing on daytime…all hail the original Latina queen of daytime, Cristina…yep, look for Karla Croqueta on Caso Cerrado…it’s good to grill a SCOTUS nominee, on the ISSUES…of course we’re proud of a hometown girl making it to the highest court in the land…give us ALL of the Academy Awards, not some highlight reel bs…Leon Medical Center in English no es lo mismo…always be true to who you are, loud and proud…
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Definitely one of our more offbeat episodes…only we could go from paella to Gwyneth Paltrow…all girl mariachi bands…sorry Orlando, your water sucks…like everyone in the 60s, Joan Crawford probably made pretty gross recipes…many phrases don’t translate…Putin se la esta viendo mal…we’ve got questions about the Hugo Chavez advisor bird…West Elm Caleb or Ikea Sven…an extra $0.25 starts to add up…como habia gente in front of DJ at 7-11…how turned around was that poor guy thinking it was a Chevron…
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Legit one of the nicest people we’ve interviewed…definitely a long resume, but talk about creating your own space…sometimes a role is meant for you…breaking barriers he didn’t know existed…it’s SO MUCH fun to tease DJ…Star Trek has always been about portraying a fully representational future…the more of us behind the scenes, the more of us will be onscreen…with more options should come more opportunities for diverse properties…yet another of Ish’s bizarre close encounters with celebrities…
Thanks again to all of you who supported us this weekend…again, big thanks to our friends for their help…mira que la gente hacen preguntas…Kim K isn’t the authority on work…did anyone else attend TRL U…yep, of course Ish auditioned for a boy band…there have to be better ways to get attention than Jussie Smollett’s way…we love Westchester, but not $1M worth…are there more wheels or doors in the world…you know things are bad when we’re giving a tar shake instead of a gasless soda…
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Catch us all over Miami this weekend, 3/5 & 3/6…Palm Sunday is part of being Cuban Catholic…magnets, charters, public, private…go check out Siempre Pa’alante podcast…tremendo trajectory for Volodymyr Zelenskyy…we’re tired of being alive during once in a lifetime history….selective outrage rears its head again…man, the Marlins will never catch a break…look at us talking sports on PLMTY…also, nobody cares what you’re boycotting…ya estamos may viejo pa’ estar mudando la genre…after all is said and done, Comcast is the devil, period…
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Ep 192.5 Pero…hanguiando with painter Laura Chirino
Follow those dreams kids…a Cuban Lisa Frank has a nice ring to it though…oh, latino parents insistence en el titulo…artistic juices just flow better after midnight…let’s all have an artist studio in our living rooms…Calle 8 really is a big deal caballero…check her (and us) out at Carnaval on the Mile…it’s always great when art has Easter eggs in it..
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Britney’s book editor deserves all the money…we’re still holding hope she’ll give us the first interview…all our love and prayer goes out to the Ukraine…listen, Putin gonna Putin regardless who’s in charge…ALWAYS SAY GAY…being trans is NOT abuse…tuscan kitchen or yadro ceramics…la pobre Wendy Williams…if this week has you feeling all kinds of ways, you’re not alone and please talk it out…with great power comes great responsibility, and we don’t take ours lightly…
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Exactly how many Spanish words aren’t actually in Spanish…have you had a Ca-hoon burger…it’s true, Zatarann’s was NOT part of our growing up…support local theatre…don’t mess with Carlitos…also, Ish will NEVER be nice to 20 year olds again…banning books basically means you don’t wanna learn nuthin’…seriously, why is Great Gatsby banned…sigh, Miami shouldn’t strive for number 1 of everything…there are too many Chris’ these days…oh shame on you IOC…
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Seriously you NEED to be watching Grasie & the gang on Grand Crew…yet again, Ish mete la pata with a guest…sometimes life has a way of taking you where you need to be…FINALLY someone who ACTUALLY studied business administration…language isn’t culture…yeah, we can be blind to how years upon years of generational trauma affect us…we’ve all felt not (blank) enough at some point…why haven’t you seen Grand Crew yet…love our Miami girl Raiza…
And so la corona strikes again…latino parents would NOT be about la Euphoria…edgy is so overused…don’t even get us started on iconic…PLMTY, now with more content…bring on the Oscars Encanto…EGOT for EGOT…this Super Bowl halftime is gonna be lit…especially with an ASL performer…listen to your bodies everyone…glad for benign polyps…seriously, go check Kylie Minogue’s video trajectory…
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We love all our LA peeps…we should all be a Darby…thanks to our friends from Cafe la Llave and Spanish Aqui Presents…Whoopi caught up in cancel culture…why isn’t a sincere apology enough anymore…just having a platform doesn’t meany you’re always going to make everyone happy…don’t tell others the right way to protest…where have the romcoms gone…a whole generation has no real concept of the Baywatch phenomenon…seriously are we really denouncing Nazis in 2022…
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Welcome back Pero Primos…of course we spend the first 20 minutes talking about cake…thanks Ron Pa’alante…damn but 2022 came in with a vengeance….RIP Betty, Bob and everyone else…can’t wait to share the great stuff we’ve got…who says we aren’t already platonic life partners…we don’t talk about Bruno, except we are…makes sense Disney has their own version of green…yeah, that Pepa song is quite the bop…of course kids today don’t know what a landline busy signal sounds like…
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Gifts on air just ain’t the same…un caldero on the tree…even trees are experiencing distribution issues…never stop believing in Santa…Happy Dia de San Lazaro…fine line between Catolico and Santeria, huh…never forget the insurrection…in 2021 Cubans finally had enough…and we experienced whitesplaining…es verdad, without YOU we wouldn’t be here…henceforth y’all are the Pero Primos…Feliz Navidad y Año Nuevo
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We’re still full from Croquetapalooza…Que Pasa USA makes its way to the heartland…don’t anglicize our language please…if you think Spanish Speakers are lumped together, imagine being Asian…also, please stop Whitesplaining, thanks…Thanagar or Miami, casi lo mismo…mmm, malta…they’re now importing Brits & Aussies to be American…we need to be ourselves in how we tell our stories in every way…ay how many of us THINK we speak Spanish…change a las buenos o las malas…who doesn’t enjoy looking like complete crap…you can take the girl outta Hialeah…countdown to 2021’s final episode…
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Yep, Ish auditioned for a boy band…enhanced CDs and Real Player, man we’re old…Miami Art Week or comemierdas on the loose…again, we can’t have nice things in Miami…don’t pretend you care about the art if your posts are at the parties…family estrangement is just different with Hispanic families…even when we don’t want anything to do with each other, el chisme wins out…pa’tras ni pa impulso...a prima/tia is a thing, look it up…live the dream, but you gotta hustle…seriously, pairing flan and coffee rum, yes please…those 200%-ers…dream like Marti, hustle like an immigrant…
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So begins comelata season yet again…ahh The Fair is truly our happy place…Black Friday ain’t what it used to be…we really should let people enjoy their holiday…yeah it’s Thanksgiving dinner, not lunch…sometimes juries get it right…going on a press tour isn’t how people put things behind them…seriously, our moms wouldn’t let us leave the house with a water gun…yet another SW alumni…take it from us, he’s definitely got natural talent..OF COURSE they were loud and excited to see him…NY will always be an experience…spoiled on his first big gig…DJ as wrestling stunt double…Gatlinburg, where else…EAT AT CRACKER’S PEOPLE…honestly, this cast is beyond insanely talented…we give thanks to YOU…
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We miss B sides..yep, we’re responsible for freeing Britney…ay la Taylor and her 10 minutes…she’s talented kids, don’t come for us unless we send for you…more Dionne Warwick, please…ish is totally right about The Party and Disney Channel…we ride hard for Lucy & Desi…again, it comes down to intention and respect for the character…more respect for Desi Arnaz dammit…DJ’s turkey recipe just in time for Thanksgiving…health should always come first…don’t need to sacrifice taste for your health…hey, a tia seal of approval goes a long way…chicharrones will always be DJ’s Achilles heel…
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Like for real though, Nery2 needs to happen sooner than later…The McMariah meals…Muppets ARE people and anyone who says different, it just stupid…Big Bird will be around longer than any politician for a reason...another day, another farce of an election in Latin America…seriously, at least a mimosa drink should be available….…the Cuban hustle is real…there’s always an opportunity to change…if a lane doesn’t exist for you, create one…a person can genuinely change…someday we hope to experience la Gloria as well…CBD is not THC…how WOULD a ouija board interview sound on our show…
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And so begins the end of the year…even if they weren’t a sponsor, we’d be there at The Fair…anecdotal climate change…ice cream that’s not cold IS sorcery…nice to see Salt Bae is still tremendo comemierda…parents vs non parents is a thing…just cuz you have kids doesn’t mean those without kids don’t have stuff going on…the sooner we get DJ’s mom a show, the better ALL our lives will be…who knew DJ was such a prankster…
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Yeah, death is never an excuse to be subhuman…not saying there’s a right way to pose with a coffin, but there’s definitely a wrong way…don’t be a vague booker…do YOU know who we’re talking about from the My Space days…we all knew Tom…new name, who dis…Imitation of Life is NOT an autobiography on Aunt Jemima…DJ’s dad is obsessed with the Jo Bros and his mom is all about the car show, we like this…Meaghan McCain can never do right, apparently…Lynda Carter may just be an actual goddess…calm down on planes, gente…apparently, After the Last Soda is gonna be thing now…Happy Halloween…
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Celine probably has the best muscle spasm in the world…Donny & Marie or Pimpinela…oh that fabricated Latin lover persona…yeah, DJ was not gonna get a Mandalorian cake…maybe next year it’ll be a coffee cake…bro those leggings are legit hideous as all get out…group think is not something we aspire to…should we keep our humanity with someone who exhibited none…what would you do if faced with death penalty or life sentence…well, pedophilia is our line…hmmm, which Jonas ‘solo’ single was better…
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Yep, we were in a theatre with Ana Navarro…it’s really an art form how they always get to communism…supply and demand 101…aliens vs extraterrestrials…HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ…Chappelle is definitely problematic…art shouldn’t be censored, but you can still get mad at it…Madonna supporting Dave Chappelle just seems off to us…hmm, should we make ‘After the Last Soda’ a regular thing…
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Paula Abdul knows who we are now…spooky movie season is here…squids, mass and docs about Jesus weight loss..hold up, now the unemployed have to LITERALLY pagar los platos rotos…Bond, James Bond…true, a Bond party needs a VERY decent budget…don’t post kids that ain’t yours in the NICU…we want the right to be Drs without certification…yet, again we are missing The Box…yeah, mejor we end the ep before we have a Titanic fight…
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Getting closer to a Free Britney…ya it’s Christmas, forget it…dollar store does have cute stuff…look at Ish teaching DJ about fast fashion and the LaBrea tar pits…no more Ignition for R Kelly…new TikTok challenge #noseascomemierda…don’t give DJ a honeycomb…who should they cast in the Bodyguard remake…Showgirls or Glitter, which one is the better bad movie…local politics is the epitome of a 3 ring circus…Miami Cuban Mafia isn’t a lie, it’s just an accurate description…
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Can Netflix catch a tiger by the tail twice…so many questions we’d have for Ms Spears…maybe Paulina is still sitting by the ocean…a test doesn’t mean you do or don’t know things…Ish is still bitter about DJ’s A+ on Beowulf…refugees are still human beings…don’t say or drink Bloody Mary 3x…it’s about making sure ALL the missing get coverage…will the media overcome their implicit biases…wait, Madonna reuses song titles…Ms Vanjie needs to help Mrs Vangie…
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Felicidades a todos…at least it was a cute taco…is woke really woke…do we know art when we don’t know art…we’d love to one day ignore the Met Gala theme like Madonna…Kim K was probably making a statement, maybe…bring on the VMAs…Madonna gonna Madonna…we all have that special occasion comforter…we can’t be the only ones putting gifts on our bed…
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It sounds horrible, but may we never forget 9/11…where were you…let’s try to be united again…oh DWTS you never disappoint…go Sporty Spice…seriously, at this point we need be on season 31…give us the All Star All Star season…police to DJ is a natural evolution…aren’t we all a little Hialeah…sometimes beer CAN provide a positive opportunity…always follow your dreams as far as you can…
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At this point, we could probably be on The Talk…Ish’ mom is urban apparently…anything to NOT air music videos…yeah, no Ridiculousness is NOT happening…maybe, it is still a good brand…let Beyonce wear a diamond o critica la Gaga…oh TX, so progressive...are we still having this conversation…ABBA is back…Robyn isn’t from Minneapolis…Ace of Base is great, fight us on it…
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Yeah, we’re our own op-ed…child porn shouldn’t be minimized…true, trauma can take years to surface, but…you should be compensated for work…narcissim is the new social currency…OnlyFans can’t just turn its back on what made it…is there a line to discretion…Westchester pride never dies…awww pobrecita, not having a big butt in Miami…watch Plan B people, it’s such a good movie…directing 2 movies, making banana bread, she can do it all…wave that Cuban flag loud and proud…americasplaining is a thing apparently…bro, you know that movie is gonna be like bro the movie…
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Gigi is NOT Gia…how do we always wind up talking musicals…we’re gonna celebrate 200 episodes dammit…a lake house is pretty white…mmmm, breadsticks…when DID we all agree on NC as a destination…los pobres de Haiti, please pray for them…being informed is great, but there needs to be a balance…maybe we’ll solve the Middle East problems, let’s give it a shot…use musicals as a point of reference and Ish gets it…Mall of the Americas will always have place in our hearts…come with us on a journey through latino home decor…let’s bring Que Pasa USA to Netflix, find us the rights dammit…
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So not the Oracle…that Blade opening will say with you…Cocaine Cowboys is definitely an odd Miami love letter…marimberos galore...from coke to Anderson Cooper…masks make it to the Supreme Court…ya veremos how far mandates go…yay Santa’s is saved…one inch closer to Freeing Britney…let’s see DJ use a chainsaw…hmmm, which stadium should get the honor of La Casa de los Trucos naming…
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DJ always forgets Ish’s birthday…man we are suckers for not waiting to get a vaccine…mask for mask…hmm what would we ask the Chinese…car dealers are the most patriotic sales of all……of course we bond over pastelists…now and forever, Marta Darby…ahhh that Miami accent never goes away…boniato de merienda is so one of a kind…ahh the great malanga debate of the ages…es verged, cater to your audience…here we go with the Olympics list…Goofy skiing is the Olympics of cartoons…
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Maybe Ish will come back in overalls…Promise next week we’ll be back together…we are NOT condoning any type of phobia, homo, trans or otherwise…sigh, it’s like the more things change…lackluster Olympics opening…clearly one of us is more observant than the other…at the end of the day those athletes need to take care of themselves first…are we the only ones feeling exhausted about trying to defend and educate?…who knew we’d end with a monologue about the power of Mandy Moore…
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Who says chiropractors are for viejos…it does pay to advertise…even the little guy can be a big player…get yourself adjusted, you sexy beast…getting relief should be accesible to everyone…it legit shouldn’t take an act of God to feel relief…no neck, no problem…we love a 3 step process…DJ’s version of ASMR is pretty unique…maybe Madonna isn’t the best vitamin guru…
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Even with states between us, you get a show…NY can never be truly dead…Mr Borges goes to Washington…this isn’t about politics but people…say it again #BLM isn’t the same as the organization BLM…we need to amplify the voices on the island…cultural exchanges with Cuba still seems so revolutionary…making it against the odds knows no borders…Angel is the best character ever created, fight us…look at RENT even bringing back Noche Buena to Cuba…the least you can do is post an IG pic, Bezos…maybe we will go back to Britney next week…
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Patria y Vida…listen to those who are sharing their lived experiences…the embargo doesn’t work, but it’s not the culprit…sometimes social media can be a good thing…think outside the box for ways to hit companies where it hurts…human rights are something to demand, period…of course billionaires are going into space…Cuba Libre…
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Yeah, hurricane seasons is a thing, unless it’s not…please no more toilet paper shortage…los pobres de Haiti…what a difference a mountain range makes…can we just #freeBritney already…don’t take your high school so seriously…although it’s nice to see Only in Dade not feature cars on fire…focus and determination tends to lead to success…seriously, can we hold ALL interviews in the Union Beer patio…all Miami roads lead to Pitbull…we want to meet more people with their own action figure…we ALL need a fight to get our aggression out…don’t blink is a great name for a podcast…fear people in suits…all roads lead to Westcheste…congrats Ulysses and Ashley!
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Look it’s late, I’m sleepy and y’all don’t really read this anyway so Bill Cosby, building collapse, presidents, Santo Domingo and Meaghan McCain
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RIP Angelina…our hearts go to those affected by the Surfside building collapse…first responders are the most unsung of heroes…In The Heights, take 3…colorism is alive even among Latino communities…seriously, Mari Mar has to be in every language on earth...we can’t forget how far we’ve come, but also still got work to do…#FreeBritney…nobody should be controlled to that degree…WSVN trip down memory lane…
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Yes we need full representation but we should also appreciate genuine efforts…la pobre Rita Moreno…it really is a joyful movie…interspecies cunnilingus…you can’t go R rated and then say you want to sell more toys…welcome to federal holiday, Juneteenth…celebrate all forms of freedom…Arsht continues to show its true colors…from tragedy 5 years ago to celebration of pride…seriously, check our HottPants, the deeper the cut the better the song…let’s just please keep educating ourselves…
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Thanks for the reminder about trivia, Steph…bring on the representation…we apologize for CATS…yeah, we’re totally gonna cry…ok, she went to a debutante ball, and?…is it just all cancel culture now…celebs shouldn’t raise your kids…one more damn thing with a shortage…so el TikTok ahora has coffee recipes tamiben…seriously, Lilibet sounds like someone from Pinar del Rio…
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Who wouldn’t want a vacuna for a tractor…happy Pride y’all…hey, if rainbow themed crap at every store means more acceptance, we’re in…exclusion is always a slippery slope…never forget the Tulsa massacre…white washing is real and present…we do love a Cuban American power couple…soap acting doesn’t get the respect it deserves…el Cubaneo comes out when you’re a parent, it just does…Jean Paul Gaultier is still iconic…check out MODOK on Hulu…like we weren’t going to bring up Mariah…#whatisrememberedlives
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May Demi NEVER cost us that much chicken money…just respect people, grammar or not…living out loud is all well and good until you go on overload…women are not to be censored for being women…we’re not even sure how to bankrupt a yearbook…seriously, show me that $600 water view Miami apartment…never show up to a community and assume you know it…let’s make banquet halls come back so DJ can live his dream…
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Ahhh starting a business during a shortage of that item is classic us…mask or don’t mask, just leave people be…ironic that the start of ‘Silver Spoons’ is feeling oppression…ay, deja supermarket workers alone…maybe beauty pageants are sexist, but pretty people need love too…congrats to our boy Louis Aguirre for selflessly helping the environment…pretty sure that keeping the bones in the freezer thing is JUST a Borges thing…it has to be Central Perk…seriously, why is Jen Aniston so dehydrated…Angela Lansbury is totally a serial killer…
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Bro, we are hustling like only two Miami boys can…ugh, melon cake does not sound good at all…la gasolina no se esta acabando caballero…self fulfilling prophecies are why we can’t have nice things….just lie about your vacuna..man, interesting how a school can be so uneducated…crazy to think it’s been 20 years…always about promoting local…maybe next year Pin Pan Pollo will be there…an even that gives back is an event we love…safety first, then yummy food…yeah, certain song you’ve just gotta be more Americano to appreciate it…we stand by Imagine being overrated to a higher degree…
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Of course we start a chicken business and can’t find chicken…btw if you find the truck, let us know…is there a Dr office blindness at this building…basically, just let Snow White die…es verdad, the Queen is an idiot…never leave out a tia from a bautiso…we tease, we tease our Jersey primos…who wouldn’t want Andrea Burns as their mom…dying is easy, comedy is hard and this short film is hilarious…shoot, it’s not easy to get on HBO…go see it people, if we don’t watch our stories they won’t get made..our thoughts are with our primos Colombianos…
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RIP Swensens…ahhh CD booklets…burgers ain’t going anywhere…sometimes we’re all Ted Snooze…if you’re going to have a wedding, maybe get permission first…we think God wasn’t so much involved as delusion…coladas and donuts at mojo donuts should be our new go to interview spot…without Que Pasa there would be no PLMTY…Cubans are the WASPs of Miami…said it before and say it again, authenticity stands the test of time…and Sesame Street too?!?…Grover and Oscar, what a combo…writing for Muppets AND Celia, it will never be better…we interrupt these last sodas for the Oscars…
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Mmm pastelitos are the best way to start any episode…flaky or smooshy, which is best…Sia’s chain of bakeries…accountability, it’s the first step…law enforcement needs to be reviewed, not abolished…pretty sure croquetas should NOT explode…self driving, pero within reason caballero…of course it’s an icon brand, we created ventanita culture…tienen cafe pa’ todo el mundo…again, estamos en todo…if you’re part of the world, give back to it…ahh, colada vs cortadito, the age old question…recycle AND up cycle when you can…
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Tick tock to trivia night…grey is sexy…tips and tricks on el tinte…a taser is NOT a gun…you don’t honor vets with pepper spray…call it what you want, we need to reform the police…un tilo pa’ los racistas…remakes with a point of view…definitely need las viejas fighting over el buckaroo…Mmm FINKA, que rico…cafetorium, learn it…ah yes, the lament of Latino parents of la rareza…determination and luck tend to be a great combo…Wu-Tan Flan drink soooo good…now we’ve met TWO Gloria Estefans…pile on the pelucas…she worked with H-Duff…it IS a team win…representation now and always
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Trivia Night, see ya there…yeah, being latino at a hospital really is it’s own experience…we all have a good side, but we don’t filter it to death…ahhh, DJ & the Kardashians… 30+ years later, the Menendez Brothers ain’t the best representation of Cuban Americans…maybe you know a ‘baby boy/girl’ in your family…parental support goes a long way, especially los sacrificios…250 episodes in 2 years for a sitcom is crazy…good ol’ Law & Order…being ballsy pays off…be a character, not a caricature…gotta love a man who supports his wife…
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Nobody we’d rather celebrate with than Sef…hmmm, maybe we are a lil’ psychic…of course we’re gonna talk about food…you never forget your first 5 inches…DJ’s memory of the shopping centers on Bird Rd is either impressive or scary…always help the local guy when you can…don’t be coming to our city and hustling us out…we should all have a nice asshole in our lives…
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Seriously WTF is FTX arena, no jodas…it’ll always be Joe Robbie…the grass roots campaign to name Marlins stadium starts here…our beach is NOT your trash can…Spring Break has always been rowdy, just now we have more footage…again, we get the meme but SoBe and Times Square aren’t exactly the same…necessity is the madre of all invention…if it doesn’t exist create it…every little bit helps…a passion project doesn’t have to be expensive…Iris Chacon is taking it back and then some…we ALL love Celia Cruz…
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Happy Covid-versary…goals are goals…como cuesta el Peloton…spend that stimulus money kids…Sharon, Sheryl, yeah it can get confusing…never trivialize others experiences…you know we love hometown kids done good…that many latinos in one place is huge in front and behind the scenes…complicated characters are always more fun…seriously, Cubans aren’t fans of la ’s’…getting some behind the scenes scoop on Ish’s fave SVU scene pretty much just made his 2021…keep the journalism coming...
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90s slow jams are the best…are you early, mid or late 90s…seriously, get thee to Beat Culture Brewery…man, stainless steel is shiny…still not over the Real World of it all…Ish would’ve totally rocked the volcano pool…Meghan, we believe you pero tampoco no vengas con cents…ultimately it’s about being true to you in spite of outside forces…ahhh the Miami show of it…what IS the Miami sound…groovy music is the best music…come see JaiAlai (the band) with us on March 26…
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Do we no longer have precious moments for our Precious Moments…Nothing more Miami than Marilyn’s 15s…yep, making Darien’s dreams come true…Dr Seuss is NOT cancelled…there was a bit of business in that decision…side part vs middle part…Eminem isn’t perfect, but art can’t always be safe…the queen of 305 Day…it’s all about having pride in where you’re from…give back to your community…latinos come in many varieties…
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Can’t wait for the Fair to come back this winter…los pobre perros de La Gaga…dog walking should NOT be dangerous…gender fluid potatoes are now a thing…even spuds should be inclusive…sure it’s appropriation but at least its a positive one…ah yes, the rich have all the perks, even if they’re not “The Boss”…all interviews should be outside at Union Beer…brother/sister dynamics are the best…fine, we’ll tell Karen…if you don’t know La Covacha, you’re NOT from Miami…stand up for what’s right people, even if in small doses…
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Seriously, the Borges’ need a show…hope everyone in TX is staying safe…Fake Famous it the most appropriately named doc…yeah, how DO we make that teal wall happen…Qtip, QAnon, only one is actually useful…take the girl outta Miami, but…Broward, Broadway, casi lo miso…oh yeah, she IS a Kendall girl…she originated two fantastic Latina roles…she worked with Lin-Manuel Miranda AND Gloria Estefan, no big…theatre needs to survive COVID…
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No cat filters here…seriously, how can you get a filter stuck…Gorilla Glue really DOES work…hair should NOT require surgery…#FreeBritney…you know we’re fans of Ms Spears…#JusticeForJanet…Justin and sexism go hand in hand…oh the impeachment…Mirtha is all about following your dreams…who doesn’t like a nice artisanal candle…Canadian last sodas for all…
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Super Bowl Sunday or Janet Jackson appreciation day…we prefer our commercials on game day…mmm comelata is always a reason for a party…legit, the Garage Sale episode of Que Pasa USA is a masterpiece all around…RIP Dustin Diamond…croqueta specificity…Sheryl Crow hums the hits…ok seriously, Ish nearly peed during DJ’s Jojo Siwa impression…the legend of Selena will only rightfully grow
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Finally back mi gente…we’ve miiiiiised you…despite DJ’s abuela, we love our air fryers…seriously, we’re not trying to be political…with that said, here’s hoping for a calm 4 years…new goal for 2021, getting banned from social media…we’d rather storm a croquetapalooza…Hilaria Baldwin is closer to Hillary Duff…why fake being something you’re not…Carrie in menopause, ugh…hmmm, a Zoom party perhaps for ep 150…
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Caballero, pero que año…love us some listener ‘mail’…at least we got Joe Exotic...did we miss anything this year…the mystery of the Caja China that isn’t THE Caja China…legit DJ LOVES 12 days of Christmas…at some point Ish WILL teach DJ how to make a lechon old school style…seriously, who stops at two croquetas…don’t forget out 6 days of Christmas giveaways…happy holidays vs seasons greetings…see y’all in 2021!!!!!
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Mariah is more than the queen of Christmas…a holiday legacy is not the worst…ugh, Imagine, que cancion pa’ caer mal…New Year’s Eve is just way too much thinking and pressure to be a happy night…congrats to our girl Lucy Lopez…is posting news the same as being a news organization…again, check your sources…RIP One Day at a Time, gone but never forgotten…never stop fighting for our representation in the arts
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No, we must protect our Queen…Billy Corben, keeping even politicians he supports honest…so long as the vaccine doesn’t grew an extra limb, bring it…please don't go away movie theaters...Miamians are everywhere, even the mountains of GA…oooo palace intrigue…don’t be one of the cool kids on Spotify…seriously, though get our march for the holidays!
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Down supermarket memory lane…llegaron los holidays…those OJ machines aren’t practical but they’re fun…we miss going to get videos on a Friday night…bring on the shopping & deals…be thoughtful with gifts depending on the person…DJ’s upside down turkey recipe…cheesecloth is so whatever…there are still ways to give back, even virtually…non-profits need help year round, not just the holidays…creativity usually leads to human connection…again, not USED socks people…ultimately do what you can…
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Cravings are cravings…hello nice weather...oh, Miami experiences…yep, Ish is responsible for CAO’s chicken salad sandwich…tremendo cherry cheesecake…competition is one thing, cannibalization is another…flip phone, pues a pasar hombre…he knocked the guy out in under 3 seconds…give to your community…THREE SECONDS…seriously, enough with cars on fire…we’re a vibe that can’t be defined…gotta be slick about marketing…purse on the floor, money lost…
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We get it Annie Lennox, enough rain…but what would happen if we do free Britney…RIP Alex Trebek…being a gameshow host truly is a lost art of sorts…bring on the lawsuits…ya just sue all 50 states, get it over with…you can’t have it both ways…shadowing DJ sounds exhausting…can’t argue if the ground rules aren’t agreed on…hmm, is it about just aligning with whoever is in power…we’re similar, not identical…ultimately we can never forget the human spirit…
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DJ totally missed out on so many important things…ay las elecciones…never give up a chance to do something you believe in…disheartened but not defeated…groupthink is never a good thing…no matter what happens, at the end of the day it’s about coming together…and always offer your friend your last soda..
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One of our fave Miami girls, Lucy Lopez guest hosts this week…oh Billy Corben, we know exactly how you feel about loving AND hating Miami…maybe that meme site DOES exist…yeah, maybe don’t pick on a 17 year old for something she’s not talking about…unity but only on your terms demonstrates you just want to be right…say it again, mess with DJ & you’ll have Ish to deal with…if you’re just out to destroy, ask yourself why…VOTE VOTE VOTE…again, Desi Arnaz got it right, we LOVE Lucy…
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Thanks for stopping by Stephanie…get out and vote gente…RIP Quibi…la pobre Tiffany Trump…maybe Pope Francis will be Moira Rose for Halloween…pick and choose what you wanna follow…seriously, que rico esta Mi Tabla…welcome to the community Carole Baskin…musicals are back, even if we had to suffer through CATS to get here…playing DJ does feel a bit weird
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Happy birthday DJ…look for the joy but always keep the memories…yeah, non phone pics were always better…what would be the best sexy costume…halloween costume models must have great horrible tales…so many missed party opportunities…we don’t care for reboots but you can dislike it without being anti-POC…Super Mario Bros was all about the life lessons…bring on Princess Peach..awww, sweet last soda DJ…
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Hasta pa’ Halloween we’re different…is a monk a career…even with COVID, we need candy…our youthful felony is such a non-event…yeah, maybe we’ve had to change costumes due to a hurricane…believe the Zangief costume when we see it…halloween won’t be stopped…oooo a family of circus folk, from Spain no less…favorite scary movies are so dependent on the moment…
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See above…..
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Does el sirope prevent cooling…mmmmm nectar juice…Chris Wallace is seriously doing God’s work…he who yells more isn’t usually the one with something to hear…the drop box should be like the letter to Santa…of course Cubans are the only Hispanics to aspire to being a supremacist group…maybe there’s a difference between social drinkers and COVID drinkers…it’s true, DJ has the tolerance of a damn Irishman…there’s sharing and there’s oversharing…being an influencer doesn’t mean you can’t take time for you…
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Soraya was the OG of all novela OGs…RBG thank you for being notorious…we never know the precedence until its been set…prequelitis strikes again…one more iconic movie Ish hasn’t seen…Carrie was the worst, fight us on it…Kim Catrall needs to be on our screens forever…fresh Cuban bread, nothing better…never slow your hustle…sometimes opportunity will present itself, wait for it…seriously, she’s clearly a wizard, no other explanation…ok, vela de sofrito o lechon…west or east coast, Cubans we still relate…the Marta Darby effect is REAL…we define un efficiency…
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Just let Carole dance…ok, bur for real #PERODWTS…you hire Tyra, you get Tyra…Yeah, Ish is pressing charges on a minor…and DJ is totally judging Ish…nobody should be separated from their family…satire and irony are our bread and butter…you can love and hate a city equally…Miami is uniquely Miami and never anything less…said it before, say it again, el calor de Miami es unicorn…Charo, Joe Rogan and Nick Cannon, make it happen people…
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Half and half porque siempre estamos en todo…no, Ish hasn’t see Scarface…Mariel was the start of the modern day Cuban exodus…40 years later it’s impact is still being felt...yeah, we find other Westchester people all over the US…
Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy www.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com
Seriously, Jenny Lorenzo se la comio…bye bye Kardashians…just don’t lie about your ethnicity, it’s that easy…Manhattan or Los Angeles…impossibly beauty standards…ugh, gender reveals will be the destruction of us all…there is an art to the efficiency…once a Miami boy, always a Miami boy…music is so shareable and yet intimate…live music will never be the same…always be part of a community and be sure to give back…hmmm maybe Carole Baskins will be a great dancer…
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Back to school con dolor de cabeza…seriously, felon today but computer tech tomorrow…pssst, the VMAs weren’t the first virtual awards show…maybe the Oscars should be a drive-in…when is cultural appropriation actually cultural appreciation…sometimes a kimono is just a kimono…finally the British take a stand against los americanos…aint no shame in the age game…just start, don’t overthink…Latinas need to own what make them special and see it as an asset…aja, Darien and Seth Rogen, long lost voice twins…
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STP, great band but Ish’s blind spot…Dave Matthews is way too Americano for us y ni hablar de Phish…when DJ is too liberal for MSNBC, says ALOT…45 minutes for 3 minutes…Oye Bette, bigotry is NOT cool…and you too far right…let’s create a horror movie called the victimization of Sonny…the rotating Sabado Gigante co-hosts…if only it would snow chocolate everywhere…they’re so brusk but that’s how we like our Cubanas at bakeries…
Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy www.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com
Who says we’re not in the Matrix…all of 2020 is a glitch…Mulan is only the beginning, welcome to the pandemic New Mutants…blech, prequels are so unnecessary…too much IMAX…nope, not gonna argue with someone who could ‘accidentally’ knick my throat...maybe we should go to a quinces with Marco Rubio…sabes que? Everybody comunista, y ya!…foam party…Be Best is well known by who exactly…ugh, all politicians are the worst…now we gotta deal with islamaphobes tambien, no jodas…
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La Gloria de Estefan…bring on la mesa roja…it’s a post WAP world, deal with it…if we all learned to laugh at ourselves like Cardi B, estariamos mejor…those damn mujeres con ambicion…who knew where you vacation would be a campaign sticking point…maybe all Law & Order characters, big or small, have an entire back story…just cuz we’re latino, it’s not ALL we are…just opening your mind can let you be educated…Guillermo Diaz was totally freeing Britney way back when…
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Yay CBS Sunday Morning is back…there’s aging gracefully and then there’s trying to fool yourself to reality…just cuz she’s no saint, doesn’t mean Ellen is the devil…never tell anyone how to be more of what they are…know your rights, renters…ya tu sabes, Abuelas with smartphones…Who’s the Boss 2.0, finally some good news in 2020…
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Yeah, no that’s not what causes those things…true guaperia knows no age limits…so decide, is it real or not cuz ya can’t have it both ways…not all Drs are created equal…the one time vegetarians have saved people…justice for Glitter indeed..sexual Stockholm syndrome is just kidnapping guys…RIP Regis…should we start a hashtag to get us on Dancing with the Stars…
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Donuts, yummmm….ay como joden los vegans…almost as much as Karens…Impossible doesn’t equal vegan, bueno usually…oh entitlement, mira que you love the US…O Canada…representation will always be important…the best way to represent is with a laugh…follow your dreams, it’s always the best way to go…we’re all about name props…sorry for the marketing corner…seriously, maybe we can be on Exalton…
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Please bring back theme songs, even if just for 2020…sitcom hostage episodes were an odd staple…just when we thought food was off limits…just think before you act, is all…is an apology after punishment contrite…apparently WayFair has just what everyone needs…is COVID over yet?…wow, the Heifer Corporation KEEPS coming up…dejen de comer mierda con el telefono while driving people…
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COVID, COVID everywhere…jamming a swab up your own nose gives ya perspective…we’ll always need a Little Havana…immigrants, we get the job done…seriously how did we not ALREADY have a Walter Mercado documentary…let’s face it, we should all just wear capes nowadays…gender fluid before it was even a term…sometimes you need to take a chance on yourself…no lie, watch Dolphin Lover…man, we do love It’s A Living…
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Maybe just don’t go around suing 17 year olds without basis…ok, maybe Sophia was a bit racist but not Rose…at the end of the day, we still believe in this country…anchoring a major network newscast, dale que tu puedes…look at us cross connecting our guests…maybe one day we’ll interview a First Lady…never take the press for granted…is there even a pop diva whose songs we can’t make into sentences…
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Vitamin D deficiency and surplus…es verdad, just be shirtless…whatever, bring on the aliens already…is there an expectation of privacy in public…carajo, ponte la mascara…these times call for more Mae West…it’s all about taking control of your story…bring yourself to every role and it becomes so much more…Dania was seriously the sweetest…ooooo Mae West AND Eartha Kitt, it IS Pride…
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It’s time to learn about Juneteenth…slowly but surely we’re getting to democracy for everyone…yeah, we absolutely know which Britney statues should go where…oh, but we love and hate our Cuban people…the time is definitely now for these discussions…the media should be held accountable for representation…dear executives, trying something once for a week does not a case study make…
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Nelly Furtado and a delicious caldero of frijoles negro…since when has this country ever celebrated losing…seriously, let’s get a Dolly flag going…sometimes you just gotta break it down to basics…mira que los racistas son metidos…taking tragedy and adding comedy is never easy…seriously, Chris’ mom is beyond adorable…specific = relatable…never stop telling our stories…performing for a silent audience is just bizarre…Ish & Chris watching Lifetime movies together would cause a flood of tears…gasless and fizzy sodas coming up…
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Scattered Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scattered/id1483117984 Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com
It’s just Ish for this mini-sode…dang technology making us lose our IG Live episode…we have to continue having conversations about social injustice and racism…special thanks to our guests Danell Leyva and Louis Aguirre…if you’ve been wanting to get one of our shirts, now your purchase will help donate to the NAACP…always be anti-racism…
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Together after Corona…let’s face it, Willy Wonka was all about setting examples…finally, Kmart has people…heart attack vs indigestion…don’t be a Central Park Karen…acknowledge other people’s experiences…#georgefloyd…quien llama la policia on a party…maybe if Quibi aired It’s a Living…the perfect buttercream
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Cuban Guys is the bomb…pick anything on the menu, it’s all delicious…love that we can finally hear what you guys think about us…interviews are kinda like our children, they’re all our favorites for different reasons…Becky with the good hair, in jail…he should be Hitachi 96….90s/00s pop has always been the best…Darien’s mom on Rupaul Drag Race, make it so…ugh, Kardashians again…maybe we should interview each other…gypsies, tramps & ho’s should be a song
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Mango surplus is a real thing…mmm guayana frita…caballero, where does 13k lbs of trash even come from…yep, 11 lbs of Greek yogurt and 7 dozen eggs…wow, the anti-vaxxers aren’t just hippies anymore…sometimes a protest doesn’t end as intended…gym time has to change…yeah, we love Fuller House and what…hey Tristan…jogging while black shouldn’t be an executable offense…
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It’s so much better when we see each other…don’t come for my bees dammit…preying mantises are our only hope…no y ahora frio tambien...doing the right thing shouldn’t come with jail time…why so much protesting…let’s bake MORE bread...snakes like traveling, too…bueno, when you’ve always been old…from police officer to DJ, of course…wow, pranking two horrible dictators = GOALS…always strive to be the best representation possible…RIP Don Shula and thank you…happy Mother’s Day!
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Seguimos con la quarentena…ugh, participation ribbon BS…by its nature positivity can’t be negative…high-rise building communism…literature is so important…Easy V doesn’t come for free…when you dream something, make it happen…seriously, you NEED to watch What We Do In The Shadows…stealing a scene from a vampire ain’t easy...success is about knowing when to take your shot…way to go Mattel…
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Seriously, tapate la boca…como se quejan la gente caballero…protest all you want, but despues no te pongas a joder…c’mon, it’s the perfect time to remodel…it only took a pandemic for her schedule to free up…4 cousins is practically a nuclear family for Cubans… los sacrificios is what motivates the children of immigrants most…she really is like una Caro Burnett…she’s all our abuelas because it’s her Abuelo…guys, you need to see Misu Queen…we ALL love Marta Darby…
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A cocinar se ha dicho…Mac and cheese gastronomy…seriously The Baker and the Beauty is bien cute…as we say, it’s about the nuances, especially when it comes to pastelitos…look, just give a little cariño to geography is all we’re saying…we love our girl Lucy so hard…everybody’s Zoomin’…don’t forget who is really the community…sip vs gulp, it’s very telling…es verdad, Miami really does come together…never forget to ground yourself…seriously, how are we just now giving the Estefan’s a last soda…
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Some things you CAN’T blame on La Corona…seriously, how is it days go so quick but we don’t know which is which…they truly were a Modern Family…we should all be as sexy and funny as Sofia Vergara…piensen antes de hablar, people…fill out the Census caballero…pero pesto viene deeds la Constitution??…we all need resources…seriously, ya estan en la casa…give in any way you can, trust us it matters…
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Thank you all first responders…happy easter, definitely gonna have hidden eggs…well, at least we can be stuck at home in PJs…that ain’t right, nobody should have their job at stage right now…Tiger King is the doc we need right now…we ALL know una Carole Baskin…self righteous people always have stuff to hide…yeah, Kylie Minogue is still the epitome of fun pop…maybe some day we’ll be able to record together…stay safe caballero
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More from Carnaval on the Mile…seriously, we’re like ethnic Hannah Montana with our best of both worlds…celebrate your history always…if you have a choice to be vibrant and colorful, why not…awww Burdines & Zayre, gone but definitely never forgotten…well of course arroz con mango is one of his pieces…
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Aqui con la cuarentena…keep the positive vibes going…we LOVE our special guests…fine, no turkey burgers…huzzah for Broadway HD…caballero, get thee to Tiger King pero ya…We should all travel with our own theme music…seriously, we need to stop having people on with better voices than us…once a hometown boy, always a hometown boy…care for the environment people or Louis will hunt you down…like Ish wasn’t going to bring up Sex & the City…
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Live from Carnaval on the Mile…it’s a friendly rivalry between Miami-Dade and Broward, promise…sounds great for laryngitis…nah, Dolly would never make anyone feel bad…from country to pop…check his new single “Youth” on March 27…you know we love a singer-songwriter…
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It’s important to always remember the past…self-identity, easier on Tik Tok?…let’s face it, by now DJ & Ish have probably infected each other with COVID19…NY or Miami, germs are everywhere…THANK YOUR TEACHERS!…don’t forget the most susceptible population caballero…support local, it’s gonna be a rough couple weeks…stay safe mi gente!
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Thanks for coming out to Carnaval on the Mile everyone…we are decidedly NOT the US Census…como jade la Corona…why do we insist on panicking…where is all the toilet paper going…seriously, we should all know how to wash our hands already…I’ll show you clicks above trailer trash…she was 13?!?!…Lisa Lisa and Expose is pretty much freestyle Woodstock…we could never be the guy to question a Puerto Rican mother…said it before, say it again, freestyle music is iconic, period…
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Thank you ALL for listening to us for 3 years and counting…of course we start with Britney…come see us at Miracle on the Mile AND The Fair…nothing compares to traditions…and fair food…we love seeing engagement, especially when it’s civilized…woke culture is the ultimate double edged sword…just don’t be a jerk…watch Gentefied caballero…are you a DJ or Ish when it comes to silence…Mickey finally gets his due…again, thank you ALL for your love, here’s to another 100!!!
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Absolutely honored to be part of this iconic Miami event…seriously, Thalia looked like she’d been crowned regent…no joke, who knew the 2020 version of The Factory was in South Miami…the more we talked about these characters the more real they got…do yourself a favor and check out this year’s Carnaval Miami poster…we really do love all music genres…some people who SPEAK Spanish, can’t write in Spanish…no big, just Like Santander…definitely got that twist of lime…inspiration can come from the most unexpected places…
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Join us at Carnaval on the Mile…siempre con el comunismo…being proud of your body isn’t pornographic…hell, name MORE things after Harriet Tubman…it’s just la US1…ugh, enough with labels already, can’t we just be people…Latinos represent….we totally heart out Spanish Aqui Presents peeps…sometimes you have to give it all up to really grow…TRL will never be forgotten…it’s important that WE tell OUR stories…
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The history of the croquette of course takes it to Cuba…the long lasting legacy of Selena…Ish still wouldn’t save her, come too far with JLo…maybe we established downtown Westchester…ear worm be damned, Santa’s is an institution…chicharron ASMR…sometimes working with family works out…quality doesn’t always have to mean expensive…SW Eagles baby…you can be successful AND a genuine human being…maybe one day we’ll get invited to the SoBe WFF…
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Estamos busy caballero…Andy Garcia, class act…come see us at Carnaval on the Mile…cancer couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy than Rush…maybe all recipients of the Freedom award are horrible people…can’t escape the Bloomberg commercial…hmm, Miami is home to the cosmo…so many things in Latino home are just de adorno…local media needs to stay around…even this many years later, Ish is still finding new things out about DJ…the Corona virus is clearly the result of communism…
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Bring back Pimpinela as hardcore rappers…we could totally revive La Oti..latinos in da house…never shy away from speaking your language…we should all be praising the power of the Latina woman…in the Caribbean we’re just warmer…mira que modem con el caucus…yeah, Pimpinela minus the incest…culture knows no bounds…there should be a purity to art, as well as genuine appreciation…caballero, seriously go check out Domino Saints pero ya…cheesy as it sounds, music really is universal…seriously though, we’ve never felt less cool…
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Tremendo tembleque in Miami…shout when the excitement moves you…we need to head back to LA sooner than later…designating SAP NSYNC parallels is thought out…Pedro Zamora, gone but definitely never forgotten…que pasa pena, we still owe Jupina…next episode, us and baby Yoda…let’s totally get a mega mix by Gloria going…Tony has blindspots PAST the 90s…we’ve mentioned Acapulco H.E.A.T. now more than it was on the air…big boobs + viejo verde = pretty much every Spanish language sketch show…#YoTambien…
Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.com Miss Carnaval 2020: misscarnavalmiami2020.eventbrite.com
Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy www.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com www.SpanishAquiPresents.com
welcome to season 3…after that documentary we definitely won’t F with cats…look Equinox, we’ve had enough of your comemierderia…nobody should aspire to narcissism…even cheaper gyms have good lighting…caballero, que trio en Miami…shameless plug alert, we got merchandise…is new wave white the new white nonsense…turns out Bernie Sanders is tremendo comunista…you’re a grownup, act like it…both sides of the aisle are acting like it’s their time…
Mankind Grooming Services: mankindformen.com
Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy www.PeroLetMeTellYouShop.com
This week is all about the holidays and end of year before we take our little break to recargar las baterias. More than anything, we want to thank YOU all for your support and love…SEE YOU IN 2020!!
Intro Song: “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah Carey
End Song: “Merry Christmas Happy Holidays” by NSYNC
Always count on Hispanic parents to keep it real…lawyers before they have a degree aren’t lawyers…challenges are meant to be overcome …Croquetapalooza is life changing…everybody loves a bargain…legitimately for the last 2 weeks, caballero…this time, DJ put his own quarter in…let’s uplift each other…just go with the Hallmark movie experience…Alanis did angry so well it’s still iconic…get ready for Podcast Pachanga next week…
End Song: “You Learn” by Alanis Morisette
Shriners Hospital: https://lovetotherescue.org/
PhenomX: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/phenomx#story
Black Friday ain’t that bad…all kids should believe in Santa…we don’t think we’re hard to shop for…DJ should totally post about The Gobbler…is Keropi still even around…can’t wait for Peppa Pig’s gangsta rap debut…don’t ask how we know Puerto Ricans taste different than Cubans…like that, we’re starting Clap Back Tuesday…for the record we both love surprises, ok maybe Ish a little more…bye bye Victoria’s Secret fashion show…no way to get a good fit via mail…
Croquetapalooza: www.croquetapalooza.com
End Song: “Paralyzer vs Touch Me” by Finger Eleven vs Cass Fox
Yet another content subscription platform…pilot wig is never good…DCom originals are the best…where are ya Alvin & the Chipmunks…Daisy Fuentes, pioneer woman…still need answers to Hazard…find me a vegan that’s NOT outraged and I’ll show you someone who’s NOT a vegan…show us your flan face…bicultural Thanksgiving…The Grapes of Flan…Imagine is just a horrible song, period…maybe we wouldn’t have noticed Julia as Harriet…London Tipton, OG Crazy Rich Asian…
End Song: “Play With Fire” by Hilary Duff
But does IG like me, like me…sigh, one more senseless shooting…peaches ARE grainy…so it’s time to explain impeachment…we need to chat with more chicken-owning Grammy nominees…VHS education…shout out to all parents of atypical children…burying your head doesn’t make the problem go away…when our guests collide…two weeks in a row with Don Francisco…learn a language anywhere…they ARE the cutest freckles…maybe someday we’ll be a cult classic too…two icons, only one gets a soda with fizz…
End Song: “Llegar a Ti” by Jaci Velasquez
Jaci Velasquez: https://www.jacivelasquez.com/
Didn’t know Mike & Ike was even still around…it’s always the least expected place…maybe if he’d shown her a document from God…one person shouldn’t become the avatar of a full company…como Walter, solo uno…what could a family watch together nowadays…seriously do NOT take Don Francisco and Betty White at the same time…
End Song: “Satisfaction” by Britney Spears
Stay safe LA friends…DJ, effecting change in media since last month…man, all roads DO lead to communism…ay, who hasn’t sent a naughty lil’ pic…it’s an online world, we just live in it…always offer Japanese whiskey…it’s my show and I’ll fanboy if I wanna…who didn’t want to be in a boy band in the early ‘00s…ambition is sexy, no two ways about it…even when DJ’s not here, we have to bring up Mariah…the man’s name is daddy after all…like a pirate…we hope Carol Channing haunted your Halloween…more guests should sing us out dammit…don’t miss out on the most fun even of the year…
End Song: “Ice Cream” by Robbie Elias
Croquetapalooza: https://burgerbeast.com/events/croquetapalooza/
Talk about a California adventure…Great, two DJ’s in one episode…Cuban bread is our common thread…never let the universe tell you about your life…no better pride than that of a parent …happy to report he is NOT a schmuck…get with the avocado program, California… words escape us how impressive Porto’s Bakery is…we always love an immigrant success story…she’s a crafty one that Mrs. Porto…live without a net caballero…giving back is beyond respectable…seriously, get that Thanksgiving papa rellena if in LA…and of COURSE, our tia Marta Darby!
End Song: “Tradicion” by Gloria Estefan
Porto’s Bakery: https://www.portosbakery.com/
It is NOT easy to coordinate 6 people on one show…dirty name sodas are the best…hmmm, can Calle 8 handle all of us…representation matters across all levels…created families are the best, especially those with improv training…whatever you call yourself, just be sure to own it…customer service, why do you continue evading us here in Miami…man, but we love people who are quick with the wit…
End Song: “California Dreaming” by Benny Benassi
Spanish Aqui Presents: https://www.earwolf.com/show/spanish-aqui-presents/
California loooove…no vaya, can’t even preach kindness anymore…who’s to say whether you’re enough of a this or a that…man, DJ gets salty when he’s been up for 24 hours…we love a humble legend…seriously, nothing like recording in a studio…hard work, caballero…cheesy as it sounds, life is about the little things…mmmm Flannigan’s ribs…who else misses liner notes…for the record, Pero Let Me Tell You does not endorse dropping out of school…be curious about the past…David Bass sounds like a lawyer on TV, not a singer…he’s the Spanish whisperer…Muñecos de Papel & Wild Orchid…persistence pays off…
End Song: “Vivir Lo Nuestro” by La India & Marc Anthony
Rudy Perez: http://rudyperez.com/
Latin Songwriters Hall of Fame: https://www.latinsonghall.com/
Seriously, who were all those people on stage with Juan Gabriel…we also didn’t do the thing we just did and were being accused of doing…fair time isn’t the worst thing…exactly how low-cost would a WalMart casket be…oooooo, we NEED to figure out how to see BBMak on their US tour…maybe Tommy Mottola has a ride share option…we know a little bit about big project undertakings…yeah, Alex really likes his SAT words…I mean, by now we ALL know who shot JR Ewing…libraries, still a great resource…great show, just not the Empire we’re talking about…those salacious cow udders…Ish’s Bette Davis can use some work…
End Song: “Back Here” by BBMak
Thousand Movie Project: https://thousandmovieproject.com/author/asoron0424/
BBMak: https://bbmak.com/
The salt of it all…just when we think Trump has topped himself…ethics isn’t something that should be politicized…man, this is a very musical type episode…can vegans still eat ass…freedom of speech extends to things you don’t like also…Uh-oh, we don’t wanna offend our Hialeah peeps…we’re sure it’s moisturizer from Navarro…you know you’re Miami if you recall Rick Sanchez…never underestimate the power of family…maybe don’t listen to Bigfoot’s online articles…yeah we can be fun, but we’re also gonna ask legit questions…communication is key caballero…we love a good sausage metaphor…step out of your comfort zone…wax poetic all you want my man…it’s all about la guaperia…we’re officially pastelitos…
End Song: “Rebelion” by Joe Arroyo
Ep 81. Pero…talkin’ la isla del encanto with singer/activist Ani Cordero Mad with mold…bring on the Hispanic Heritage Month…when DJ calls out The View, it got real…multicam and cookbooks, that’s us in a nutshell…it’s called due diligence SNL…Miami’s in the top 5 of fun, bay-bee…it’s all about the Latino details…GeorgiaRican…sometimes a promesa isn’t all that promising…change was coming even before the storm…always exemplify the change you want to see…a machetazo…fertile soil is such a beauty of the Caribbean…music can help us all heal…are you a Mona or a Blanche…
End Song: “Pan Pan (sin mantequilla)” by Ani Cordero
Ani Cordero: https://www.anicordero.net/
PRIMA: https://www.primafund.org/
Pin Pan Pun book: https://pinpanpun.co/
Finally, the answer to who is Mathias Perez…no crocs at a Straight Pride parade is just wrong…let’s start the pitch for 2020 now…it’s just foolish to apply today to yesterday…Friends was progressive and we’l fight anyone who says different…ya saben, when in Peru try the soup…WWCD (What Would Celia Do)…seriously, we would’ve loved to be in that church…tributes should be about authenticity…you know we’ll let you know if we have that lunch with La India…Ryan can’t review toys in jail…let’s just have a Tristan spin-off already…
End Song: “Ese Hombre” by La India
India: A Tribute to Celia Cruz: https://www.arshtcenter.org/Tickets/Calendar/2019-2020-Season/Cuba-Beat/Celia-Cruz/
DJ’s lament…get out and donate for the Bahamas mi gente…what have YOU done to help the world…hurricane house strap-ons save roofs…AFILADOOOOOOORRRRRR…battered calderos are the only ones that work…uh, how do we get Hitachis back in the US…even as commie-haters, we aren’t pro-blacklisting…of course we (sorta) prepare…be provocative, not offensive…calling people on their BS is so thankless…
End Song: “You’re in a Bubble” by Geri Halliwell
Pan-American Development Foundation: https://www.padf.org/
Red Cross: www.redcross.org/Hurricane/Dorian
Anyone else a rig dinger…man, nearly 30 years since Andrew…we want our snow day too, dammit…Ish is clearly less of a Miamian…latinos have all sorts of hands to fit all sorts of taladros…CVS receipts could wallpaper a whole HOA…chicken is yummier without homophobia…God bless Bebe Rexha…sigh, we can’t have nice Latin things…the opioid crisis is real, but there’s blame to go around…also, Percocet + Vodka = Great Martini…
End Song: “Maybe” by Emma Bunton
Always support local, especially when the hustlers are legit…maybe we can have like suites at hospitals for ethnic families only…ugh, ahora we have to go wear sombreros so racists can figure out which of us are latinx…stand united, always mi gente…ultimately we always come through in the end…mira pa’tras pa’ir pa’lante…seriously, we’re totally branding the Straight Pride parade as the Sapingo March…again, just be good to each other, it goes a long way….
End Song: “Shiny, Happy People” by REM
Martha of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/
Dos Croquetas: https://www.doscroquetas.com/
It’s like everybody has a podcast…our summer is symbolically over…should we start a mall tour company…you know, old people racist…habla español, carajo…if you’re rational, ya empezastes mal…it’s simple, just be nice…photoshop at its best…conspiracy theories abound…in other alternative facts, we’re actually clones…it’s a click bait world…a memorial isn’t for selfies…pray to the podcast gods…
Last Song: “I Love NY” by Madonna
It’s a long and sappy one…it’s raining more this summer than DJ’s rain medley…man, we miss essentially ripping off music companies…an algorithm isn’t discovery…there has to be a way to get Blockbuster back…the import section was the best, and severely over-priced…there has to be a middle ground on gun control, there just has to be…BTW, us Latinos, Latinas, Latinx and Hispanics aren’t going ANYWHERE anytime soon…the one time cancel culture actually allows you to cancel…we like to think our listeners are fans of irony…yeah, the older we get the more sentimental…never forget, this world needs all the kindness we can give…
End Song: “White Diamond” by Kylie Minogue
Maybe there isn’t an English translation for mamey…condensed milk just makes everything better…a well-known fact is Columbus’ love of coriander…sometimes click bait is more dangerous than what’s actually said…all people deserve love of family, except for people who wear socks with crocs…is there an age where it’s best to take action with a possibly trans kid…when apologizing for your actions, maybe you don’t blame it on your sexuality…maybe being up front about your douche-baggery is refreshing…look, if you’re unapologetic about being an ass, you’d better be a trust fund kid…here’s to mango season…
End Song: “El Tamarindo” by Kinito Mendez
Yeah, it’s another longer ep…gas guzzle, much…take as many vacations as you want…it doesn’t hurt much if it’s a one-hit wonder…sometimes you’re the wrong kind of 1%...dammit, not ALL Cubans do cocaine…ay, we all have that word we only remember in Spanish…grown adults should NOT be a #squad…sometimes you’re guilty even if we can’t prove it, prove it…the real lesson here is NEVER insult Ricky Martin…seriously, meth heads would have nasty Q-tips… Set your Google alerts guys…Jesus to Kimmy Gibbler’s husband, natural progression…it’s always about the Fame school…he ain’t wrong about the Latino rythym…if I’m Meryl Streep, I’m putting “THE” in front of my name…let’s all sleep under the stars in the desert…bringing authenticity to a character…Desi Arnaz, one of our personal heroes…we LOOOOVE a guest who feels comfortable enough to curse…more people should spend the day before their birthday with us…
End Song: “Shock Your Mama” by Debbie Gibson
Musicals have a way of creeping up on ya…don’t hate on vacations…Ish gets to pick DJ’s cosplay, decisions, decisions…when in doubt, it’s anime…caballero, como que they forgot about Luis Miguel…Justin Bieber or Perez Hilton…we’ve traded summer movies for summer song…consent is implied in The Little Mermaid…arguing with conspiracy nuts is the epitome of futile…ah yes, Wendy Soulka and La Tigresa del Oriente…
End Song: “Friday” by Rebecca Black
We could have had a show so much earlier…that magical time of the week when Juernes rolls around…what role would you play on Real World…seriously, they should film the next season in Hialeah…when the guaperia is a bit too much from a cop…so much gray area…just cuz you’re a horrible human being doesn’t mean you deserve jail time…regla or regla…the days of MySpace seem so simple now…well, at least he’ll peak around the time he came out so that’s a thing…Fernando and Kimmy for spin-off…please, let’s pull back on the knee jerk reactions caballero
End Song: “Broken” by Juan Pablo di Pace
Beyond time for Mary J Blige to be honored…la pobre Marilyn…cakes, cakes, cakes…when social media abandons you…it’s like being a victim is the new fashion trend…don’t ever put your ex on blast on social, it’s just not cute…mira que hablamos de la Taylor…some people are human coleslaw…how can we discuss if we don’t learn first…hasta en las mejores familias…never arm the opposition…so now we just listen to random things for relaxation…
End Song: “No More Drama” by Mary J Blige
Man, the SLS Hotel in Las Vegas was lots of fun…they ain’t kidding about a dry heat, but a poolside cabana does help…Robbie Williams, totally worth the 20 year wait…guys, check out Fresh or Phresh…Mr. Ish, opening a salon near you…for the record, we DID cry…next trip, maybe should be Punta Cana…diversify your trips caballero…bring on the lobster…mmm, could totally go for a completa…traveling with friends is possibly the best way to visit places…whoa, Benny Hill = El Gordo Porcel…dammit, next time Pia, next time…
End Song: “Live in Las Vegas” by Robbie Williams
The Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/
Vegas, baby…check out the Rum Train y’all…whose food has priority…ay la gente siempre tienen un problema with everything…how I loathe coming to the defense of the bland…pffft, the Spice Girls are all about inclusivity and we loved their music since forever…Lucy Lopez is jealous of our name, dreams come true…we all have that one station in our city…one more meeting twice for the first time for Ish…the wild, wild west with respect…the Miami accent, our ultimate love/hate relationship…what “bro” are you guilty of…aww Mirta de Perales, RIP…bring on the Cuban sandwich controversy…mmm, Jupiña… keep destigmatizing mental health issues caballero…nothing like Power Love Hour dedications…Lynn Manuel Martinez…
End Song: “Stranger” by Hilary Duff
The Rum Train Experience: https://therumtrain.com/
Power 96: https://power96.radio.com/
That’s us, the Kelly & Ryan of Miami…a week later, we’re still gonna be stuffed from all the food we ate at this recording…food show in audio, pitch it to Food Network…always buy local…yeah, we know we talk about Publix, A LOT…really, though, the DR gave us Charytin, it can’t be that bad…guess, any size drink is as good as another…the Flan-tastic Donut from Mojo Donuts and Creamy Creations is proof of a higher power’s existence…customer service, some day Miami shall know you…genuinely only 3 of us remembered Mother Butler…Happy Father’s Day…maybe it’s Lil’ Kim Jong Un…yup, one more Canadian…grandmother no es lo mismo as abuela…again, thank you to everyone who came to see us and for those of you at home…
End Song: “Informer” by Snow
Burger Museum: https://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/
Marth of Miami: https://www.marthaofmiami.com/
Mojo Donuts: http://www.mojodonuts.com/
Reed’s Soda: https://www.drinkreeds.com/
Sakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/
Put a box of pastelitos in front us and it ain’t gonna be pretty…happy Pride y’all…what would the “Straight Pride” flag look like…crocs and basic bitches for miles…more entertaining than offensive…we’re gonna stock up on fragrant lotions…queue the DJ rant…well, childbirth does usually involve opening one’s chocha…yeah, not over yet…Jack Rico may just have one of THE best radio voices ever…when 2 become 1, we guess…definitely a fake it to make it type of situation…hey, nerds can be tough guys too…oh hell, let’s just go door to door and podcast that way…said it before, say it again, pave your own damn way…is there a big difference between criticism and just plain ol’ opinion…again, let’s remove the stigma on mental health for Hispanics…uh-oh, not the Cuchi-Frito complex…
End Song: “Rock DJ” by Robbie Williams
Highly Relevant w/ Jack Rico: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/highly-relevant-with-jack-rico/
Punctuality continues mystifying Hispanics…what were we all trying to investigate in the 80s with so many PI shows…Levar Burton vs Mary Hart…camping is just #whitenonsense with tents…this may be the 2nd time we mention that Lynda Carter/Loni Anderson show…let’s just be thankful Mandy Moore survived the climb…having a career in radio this long is definitely a blessing…cardio with Rosie Perez, now THAT’S crossfit…always own who you are, being genuine is the best brand…maybe someday we’ll get an invite to perform off-Broadway…it’s all about the chemistry…our duality is part of the fun…
End Song: Theme to Hart to Hart
Carolina Cadillo show: https://www.revolverpodcasts.com/shows/carolina-cadillo-show/
Does anyone in the US know about Red Nose Day…GoT, aight ending or absolute disaster…all audiences want is a little happy ending for their time…shared pop culture is fewer and further between…let’s start listing the next live sitcoms to recreate…being late is a Hispanic way of life…for want of an SD card…never know where music can take you…sometimes collaborations are the best way to create…boxes are for storage, not people or art…let your path take you organically, but work for it…we can’t feel cute ALL the time…Siempre Selena…we’re shameless song requesters…hip-hop + harp = unforgettable…here’s hoping the US isn’t as far gone as we think…
End Song: “Toda Tuya” by Abrina ft Frankie J
Abrina: http://www.abrinamusic.com/
It’s our first ever live show…thanks again to Union Beer Store for inviting us…we truly felt the love from everyone who came out in support…just be happy, Britney…don’t take the click bait…mira que los trapos sucios se sacan hoy en dia…cancel the cancel…clocked at 10 minutes for the CBS Sunday morning reference…sorry for the GOT spoilers, kids…seriously, we need to find a helium substitute…Betty White for Reina del Carnval…get it together Alabama…maybe instead of a stripper, may we suggest burlesque dancers at your funeral…LOST viewers are probably still upset…ugh, Pattinson as Batman, like Bruce wasn’t moody enough…the rainbow sherbet beer was sooooo delicious…
End Song: “Shots” by LMFAO
Union Beer Store: http://unionbeerstore.com/
One day we’ll do a full episode in accents…vamos Latinos, keep erasing mental health stigma...although sometimes the Palmetto vs Turnpike can lead to madness…mira que Miami esta caro…make sure to use your powers for good…when isn’t nude, actually nude…life brings change, make sure you change with it…just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you stop being a person…damn but that’s tremendo tiempo on our screens…I mean, they DO have clear band-aids…dammit internet now Ish has to defend Taylor Swift…trigger warning, you’re being coddled…maybe ogres do own marching bands, we don’t know…
End Song: “Look What You Made Me Do” by Taylor Swift
Neighborhood Heroes: www.heroesintheneighborhood.com
Sweet Sirena: www.sweetsirena.com
Are we sure it’s not in English, maybe even Spanish…happy Juernes everyone…be like Madonna and never settle…we’re loathe to offend the color beige…yep, DJ met the godparents of Cuban-American everything…oh, racism, it’s like you’ll never leave us…if you can’t see a like on Instagram in the woods, does it still make a sound on a filter…late night desserts are the best…if you’re upset eating a cookie, I mean…such a lack of cold beverages…we swear, it wasn’t our intention to make him cry…stoners, inspiring food since way back when…whatever drives you, make sure it’s from a place of purity…sometimes you have to be a basic bitch to master the complex…and before we go, a lesson in vinyl
End Song: “Goodies” by Ciara
Night Owl Cookies: http://nightowlcookieco.com/
Ep 60. Pero…another swig with Mommas & Merlot Let’s get Morgan Fairchild on here too, porque no…when fake Friday collides with actual Friday…WE MISS YOU TOO VANESSA…quien mas tiene platos sin usar…why were those Precious Moments so sad all the time…sigh, Ish can’t really crush on non-meat eaters…BFFs by way of 10 minute conversation with Ana Navarro…yeah, we never really get around to Mueller…el tremendo eyeroll…we’re pretty sure the bachelorette letter is pure white nonsense…maybe bridesmaids should be capped at a certain number across the board…the curse of being a good dancer…no me digas you don’t love rice pilaf and chicken corden bleu…
End Song: “Bootylicious” by Destiny’s Child
Paris is Burning…sometimes a French poodle is the most destructive force…en Medellin con Maluma y la Madonna…ay la politica…this week we engage in something most people have forgotten…discourse…we can agree to disagree…when we stop talking, we stop listening…you know this week DJ was all in his element…esoteric sodas are the least sugary…
End Song: “Rhythm Nation” by Janet Jackson
Sorry caballero, had a bit of a last minute situation so we couldn’t record this week but take a listen to when we had the pleasure of visiting the Que Bola podcast with our buddy Darwin Figueroa…be back next week with an all new episode!
End Song: Anticipating by Britney Spears
Ep 57. Pero…it’s a Hamburger House Party with Burger Beast Let the comelata continue…we may have to stage a flan intervention…#flanface…oh, Uncle Joe…mira, Hiealah deja la comemierderia del stress…more Asians need to take a stand and more of us should support them…always come back for seconds of Burger (Beast)…maybe DJ will put his recipe up, if you ask nice enough…hi Fat Girl Hedonist!…drag queens and NightOwl Cookies, the perfect combo…and add some Creamy Creations flan too…so many 10% fee plugs…hell YEAH we’re hosting Croquetapalooza…DJ totally created the box set concept…lots of love & croquetas to Britney Spears…
End Song: Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes) by Britney Spears
All About The Burger: https://burgerbeast.com/2019/02/26/all-about-the-burger-book/
The Burger Museum: http://burgerbeast.com/burger-museum/
Public debate Jimmy Fallon or Lonely Island or neither…charges dropped vs cleared of charges…feet are gross, no debate needed…si no te puedes limpiar el fondillo, you shouldn’t be on social media…#FakeFriday…in a pinch, a glue gun might get the job done…ay, people just aren’t happy regardless…maybe we’ll start playing Fortnite too…she’s telling all of our stories…6%?! That’s insane in 2019…Rita Moreno is a national treasure and then some…seriously, how many times can a sitcom make a person cry…a sitcom with 2 almost middle-aged podcast hosts would be a massive hit…never be afraid to represent…seriously though, don’t steal our reboot ideas, this acts as a copyright lite…come back, Crystal Bernard…
End Song: Theme from “Wings”
Let’s find the Latina Suze Orman to swing by our show…here goes another frivolous lawsuit…maybe sometimes we should tell kids they CAN’T do everything they dream…at what point do you have to step back and concede…whenever you feel unmotivated, just think of Chef Hales…live abroad, hell, at least away from where you were born…tap into your experiences to create your future…seriously, Purdy Lounge should be on tourist excursions…fine dining doesn’t need to be expensive to be delicious…camp-tacular doesn’t even begin to describe…
End Song: “Acapulco H.E.A.T.” theme
Sakaya Kitchen: http://www.sakayakitchen.com/
Well, now we know where that Full House money went…ugh, we couldn’t get accepted to higher education now, guess it’s 5 more years of podcasting, then…Take up your pens for fantasia, my fellow Latinx writers…mira que we love the supernatural…magical realism isn’t the worst thing to be known for…ugh, nobody wants a disembodied racist head…see “This Changes Everything,” fantastic documentary, thanks Miami Film Festival…don’t lift up stuff that sucks…virulently (for the record)…unlike culottes, racism has never gone away…never change Calle Ocho…
End Song: “Goin’ Down” by Melanie C
Daniel Jose Older: http://danieljoseolder.net/
It’s a Miami thing…what defines YOUR hometown…guava on everything…que rico, los aguacates…RIP Luke Perry & Katherine Helmond…is there a difference between narcissism and autosexuality…but, of course, you should love yourself…still not over that guy being Australian…if only LaToya and Lindsay collaborated on, well, anything…maybe documentaries aren’t supposed to be journalistic…congrats to whoever won the CBS Sunday Morning pool…sometimes we really do have to stop and realize how lucky we are…don’t forget to swing by Hialeah for 305 Day…
End Song: “Feels Like Love” by LaToya Jackson
Little Wings Wine: https://www.littlewingswine.com/
This week we welcome Gabriel Lopez, The Punisher 305 from XQume Miami and Miami Geeks podcast, as our guest co-host…sometimes a logo’s just a logo, even when it’s upside down and mistaken for the name of God…said it before, say it again, never change Hialeah…with all his voices, it’s like having multiple co-hosts…oh Jussie, who even has checks in 2019…let’s see if charges stick to R Kelly this time…you know how much we love our song title conversations…ugh, now I have to rethink my love Michael Jackson music too...documentaries are an odd sort of objective, but with an angle…if you’re in Miami on March 9, head out to 305 Day and keep an eye out for all 3 of us!
End Song: “Still Not a Player” Big Pun
Yeah, we sorta had to record in a hurry of sorts, so yeah, echo…ugh, it’s never good to give racistas ammunition…how small can a bleach bottle be…it WAS filmed in Japan…is there like a fashion council to petition or something…What can you really confess to in a taxi?…just 3 Miami boys chatting it up…all saying to the contrary, arroz con mango is pretty yummy…sometimes you just have to take that leap…delightfully inappropriate…we all love ourselves a bit of HGTV…if you’re going to be petty, at least have a purpose…look at us having a 6 degrees of separation moment…listen if that guy didn’t let his limits stop him from his dream…
End Song: “What Dreams are Made of” by Hilary Duff
Orlando Leyba: http://heylando.com
We really are going to be everywhere this weekend…if only we actually liked gold…you CAN do a $5 foot long dammit….sad week when blackface is the lead story so damn often…ay Gucci, that turtleneck isn’t just offensive it’s hideous…anyone wanna take a stab at what the Lohan brand is about…train wreck begets train wreck, we suppose…implied sex is just as hot sometimes…Diana Ross should tour with Celine Dion…mmmm, freestyle & sandwiches…CLONE CLUB FOREVER…an elemental medley is the best kinda medley…
End Song: “Goldeneye” by Tina Turner
Overall a less than super, Bowl game…stupid M.A.S.H. ratings…sometimes, you pick the topic and sometimes the topic picks you…maybe it’s time to remake Silence of the Lambs WITH Julie Andrews as Hannibal Lecter…tenacity, it’s what we do…no, really Ish is still deathly afraid of pressure cookers…reclaim YOUR time, listeners…now taking suggestions on how to make our food “clean”…RIP el camello…said it once, say it again, latinos come in all colors…politics and DC go together like arroz con pollo…Venezuela and all of Latin America needs more coverage AND representation, dammit…go Ana Navarro…always look for ways to give back…if you’re in Los Angeles, try Equelecua, you won’t regret it…
End Song: “Wake Up Call (Mark Ronson mix)” by Maroon 5
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Equelecua Vegan Café: https://equelecuacafe.com/
Empire IS better, but c’mon Ewoks are sooooo cute…Remember when the wildest thing related to airlines we brought up was peacocks…dear fellow Spanish speakers, let’s agree that grajo really has no translation…VENEZUELA ESTAMOS CONTIGO…ojala que change is on its way for our Venezuelan brothers and sisters…we still can’t believe we spoke with such an iconic part of our childhood…representation matters, even when you’re made of felt…a children’s educational program is still possibly the most consistently progressive thing on TV…44 years HAS to be a record, it just has to be…GodSpell, Sesame Street, Loud House AND SVU?!?...now we’re just one degree from Lin-Maunel Miranda AND Rita Moreno…DJ gave THAT GUY a last soda?!?!...pretty sure everyone guessed how we were gonna end this episode…
End Song: “Sesame Street” theme
Ep 47. Pero…it’s 2019 and we’re back with Season 2! So much to catch up on, even if we saw each other last week…quick poll, who prefers DJ with short hair…seriously, Gaga your enigma isn’t that mysterious…what happens in Vegas gets posted on our IG…be angry but don’t pretend to be surprised by R Kelly’s antics…don’t pretend you didn’t love seeing all those entitled brats get suckered on a Caribbean island…Madge even influences our use of curse words, apparently…sometimes finding the last soda isn’t as easy as you’d think…don’t forget to be one of the first three to send us the secret word via DM…
End Song: “Do What You Want” by Lady Gaga ft R Kelly
Thank you all for your love this year and tuning in to hear the rants of two lifelong friends. Hope you have a great holiday full of family, love and all the best! Happy 2019 a todos!
P.S. – we’ll only be gone for 2 weeks….promise :-)
Intro Song: “Feliz Navidad” by Charo
End Song: “Burrito Sabanero (remix)” by DJ Laz
Yo, CBS Sunday Morning, sponsor us already…send us emails people…anybody with Expose connections, hook some brothers up…frankly, the Academy should just ask us to host the Oscars…who better for year-end guests…there’s a Hialeah in every country…latinos, not known for subtlety…shout out Vicky Bakery…we tried, but words don’t really capture Hialeah…check out Love & Hostages….for the last time, South Beach is NOT Miami…PALO is one of the best live acts in South Florida…Sabado Gigante, gone but not forgotten…even Olympians are on the show…no matter how old, you never lose the ‘ito’…authenticity always shines through…we do genuinely love ALL our guests…RIP Rosa Maria Plasencia
End Song: “Into the Night” Benny Mardones
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Thanks for the Christmas tree shortage, Amazon…at least our 100th should have cidra…RIP President Bush…bad decisions don’t make a bad person…context is everything…she’s literally leaning in for the damn kiss…during these holidays, make sure to eat ALL the bacon and lechon…We agree, no boots in Dallas or Miami until it’s at least below 75 degrees…still wearing our geek on our sleeve…can’t out train your diet, especially during the holidays…so often things are in the works without us knowing it…social media, where benefit meets tragedy daily…Kevin, you’re an honorary Latino as far as we’re concerned…food really is the great connector… we’re now officially one degree from Oprah…choices, people, choices… End Song: “Physical” by Olivia Newton-John & Jane Lynch
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BRC: http://www.brc.org
Give JLove some love…llegaron las navidad…coquito is way better than egg nog…should we buy a vaquita…nothing says Merry Christmas like Gilead trees…kiss who you want, within reason, of course…double Beckham pop kiss…Chicago and Hialeah, more similar than you’d imagine…know where you’re from, know where you’re going…ideas are great, but the details make it come to life…an island full of contradictions…is there anything “Friends” can’t do…both and neither simultaneously…damn age restrictions…ugh, poverty porn…yummy, a McFrita’s…#lechonlife
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Everyday Ambassador: www.everydayambassador.org
Guardian Ad Litem: http://guardianadlitem.org/
The Hero Initiative: https://www.heroinitiative.org/
End Song: “Let Your Head Go” by Victoria Beckham
Japi Sangibing…so long as the food is yummy, nothing else matters…Indians & Pilgrims celebrated a massacre with pie & whipped cream…secret origins can be disappointing at times…Always with the real Havana Club…the Pero Happy Hour…double trouble when chatting with twins…cigars and café con leche are on most Cuban baby registries…damn right grown and sexy…evolving even after death…pretty sure most of our listeners argue with us each week…never be afraid to be the first…Latinos come in all shades…despite loving Celia Cruz, don’t “Celia Cruz” anyone…ya esta Bueno ya…blackface in 2018 caballero…more than anything we’re thankful for all of you!
End Song: “The Jeffersons” theme
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Afro Latinos Professionals Group: https://www.facebook.com/AfroLatinoProfessionals/
This ep is a bit long, but worth it…Xuxa and Lady Marmalade, perfect combo…Glitter, the product and the album, show up when you least expect them…when we’re upset over new versions of Monopoly, the terrorists have won…thanks for white nonsense, Mommas and Merlot…check out our Gamer Comic Expo coverage on YouTube…Cocaine cowboys, you know those were fast horses…when lies come true, are they still lies…no lie, growing up Ish thought marimberos were a type of musician…trickle down works when narcotics are flowing…in Florida, true crime was hot before it was hot…nobody cares until you step on their corn…Miami Vice was basically a fictionalized documentary…yeah, Hispanics were even part of Watergate…”because Miami” may just be our new tagline…can’t wait to see “Screwball”…
End Song: “Amazing Spider-Man theme”
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Billy Corben: http://www.rakontur.com/cocaine-cowboys
Shootings shouldn’t be the new normal…even sans Posh, Girl Power makes everything better…if only Prince had run for office…always choose half full, total people are still gonna be comemierdas..Start book clubs mi gente…60 people is an intimate family by Hispanic standards…where would you leave a loved ones ashes…sign of a good writer? Being able to write about somewhere without being there…it’s never easy to write about yourself…seriously, watch One Day at a Time…never give up a chance to quote Legally Blonde…this is quite the quote heavy episode…ya sabes, be professional…ebook vs physical book…we always miss our loved ones…
End Song: “40 y 20” by Jose Jose
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Chanel Cleeton: http://www.chanelcleeton.com/
Gamer Comic Expo: https://www.gamercomicexpo.com/
4 voices at once…Stephanie’s jingle jangle bracelet is almost a lullaby…sometimes you choose podcasting, sometimes podcasting chooses you…Spice Up ALL our lives…ha, they think we’re structured…sometimes you get pastelitos, sometimes you get meats & cheeses…burlap is the modern event planner’s soul killer…btw kids, you can now find us on the Geek Bro network…if you don’t love Maleficent, you can’t sit with us…stop the white nonsense, brag boards aren’t a bad thing…Broadway bonding…even in Miami, winter is coming…Beyonce, really not even Solange…this week’s last soda totally devolved thanks to wine…
End Song: Once Upon a Dream (From “Maleficent”/Young Ruffian Remix) by Lana del Rey
Geek Bro: http://www.geekbro.net/
Happy Halloween…lo que no seas offensive with your costume…we miss the Vengabus…yes we’re all immigrants, but what’s the line…We may start asking all guests to cook for us…chefs who eat fast food are kinda our fave people…chicken corden bleu is from the gods…Judge Judy could replace Chef Emeril…lately Ish cries with sooooo many of our guests…at 10 years old we could barely make sandwiches…always aim to be someone’s inspiration…what’s on your list…don’t make people cry while clubbing…balls vs bites…we swear this episode is NOT sponsored by McDonald’s…
Chef Chris Valdes: https://www.chefchrisvaldes.com/
End Song: River Deep, Mountain High by Tina Turner
I could be your Yoko Ono…we’re part of the GeekBro network, caballero…tremenda calenture nos espera…do what you can, even if you own a hypocritical car…ugh, salad is never anyone’s first choice…our first Tony nominee…tios & tias always help out…you can be a rebel and a good girl…again, she does know the difference between Spanish and Latin…you guys, she loves us like hell…we should all be corny in life…we miss music stores…croquetas, pastelitos, empanadas, damelo TODO…how would a babalao empanada taste…we will find our guest’s delightfully embarrassing moments…freestyle music for life…there’s no wrong way to make art…
End Song: “Over & Over” by Pajama Party
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“Miss You Like Hell” cast album: http://smarturl.it/missyoulikehll
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Happy early birthday DJ…Manny Manuel or Princes Diana…Kanye is the topic that keeps on giving…connecting ourselves to a breakdown…never leave us American cheese…Less than a minute & we use the wrong name…hate all you want, the law’s on my side…equality is bi, partisan that is…we hate working, but should still be protected there…PSA: don’t out people, it’s their declaration to make…oh vegans, we don’t get it…Caitlin Jenner, the trans community’s problematic step forward…No Vote No Voice…now taking suggestions for Spanish version of woke…ugh, we’re the worst hosts…I think we’ve found our new booking agent...the best fundraisers are a party with open bar…please somebody, come as Bianca Jagger on a horse…
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End Song: ‘Happy Days’ theme
Perfection isn’t reality, people…awkward Megyn Kelly is the best Megyn Kelly…now I want Rumer, Tallulah & Scout to be a girl group…can we interest you in some Herbalife…between the 3 of us, there’s mispronounced names to go around…quick, trademark wifeager…Jody Watley finally makes an appearance on the show…siblings should NOT sing about carnal desires…it’s our first Emmy award winning guest…poor Justin Guarini…ugh, now we’re name droppers…nothing better than filming in an open grocery store…always bring your own wigs…always start your day with maniacal laughter…
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End Song: Mister Don’t Touch the Banana by Willy Chirino
It’s not so bad to be co-host married…for the record, this was recorded before the Kavanaugh hearing…oh Stormy…saying “woke” in the present tense is just bad grammar…to clarify, Anita Baker was not on Capitol Hill…guarantee no other podcast quoted “The Legend of Billie Jean” today…apologies in advance to anyone misquoted in our high school yearbook…all extremes are bad…sometimes people can change…prevention is ideal…doesn’t it always come back to trust…listen beyond the surface…sometimes kids can teach the adults…paying it forward is real and it works…the dark side of technology…welcome back 80’s pop culture
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Free Radicals Project link: www.freeradicals.org
End Song: Vibeology by Paula Abdul
Start as a country song & you’ll be ok…ugh, stupid Whitman’s Sampler…if you can do a tour of donuts, go for it…yo quiero Taco Bell, pero not in Spanish…Acthung, McDs…Salt Bae leaving a bad taste in Hispanic mouths…what cut of meat would Pia Zadora reserve…never forget the plight of Venezuela…Betty White is a national treasure…awards shows are the ultimate guilty pleasure…#likeitornotRitashappening…apparently we’re now watching Big Brother…again, not above asking for help getting Juan Pablo diPace on our show…be a proud fattie…Santa could be part of Game of Thrones, just no sex scenes…
End Song: Hot Right Now by DJ Fresh ft Rita Ora
Hip hop has fans of many walks of life…gondolas aren’t optimal for losing ones virginity…Colin Kaepernick could have been part of NSync…dismissive motions could be fun…kneel, stand, sit, estamos pero que una misa Catolica…ugly is ugly, period…if you’re in South Florida, you need to visit El Dorado furniture…shout out to Cubalseros…feel yourself and feel good, even if you are tacky…novela or telenovela…quicksand and piranhas, the biggest fears of the 80s…Angelina Jolie totally ripped off Brenda from MariMar…long live Soraya…
End Song: La Vie Boheme fr RENT
Sitcoms and their abandoned stories…you never forget your first, even if it’s less than great…tell us what you’re doing while you listen to us…hey there AmsterDAMN…are there levels of apology…blaming the dead doesn’t really help your case…don’t Sharknado shame…we may not even subscribe to beliefs…tongue twister fatigue…”I tell it like it is” really is just code for obnoxious…pick battles, not scars…always bring you’re a game, kids…gangarias are a way of life…
End Song: I Knew You Were Waiting by Aretha Franklin & George Michael
Everybody be fluidly fluid…we’ve still got a croquet hangover…RIP Senator McCain…anyone who’s read comics knows heroes sometimes do get caught, but they always win the day…not to sound trite, but thank you to all our service men and women…making abuelas happy, one Spanish lesson at a time…nobody should aspire to be mono anything…there’s always a first time to talk about ourselves…Miami, de todo un poco…esta bien Miramar, we’ll let you in…who doesn’t like Happy Meals…never forget Trina…shout out to Churchill’s Pub…freestyle forever…never let your job drain your life force…damn inflated FED…mas tarde o mas temprano, it’s all about Kim K’s sex tape…enough with the sombrillas in the Gables…the water at the beach should stop at the shore… End Song: Asere Q Bola by Jacob Forever
Toto, who knew…say hi at Croquetapalooza…who says what is good or bad on social media…maybe the Westboro Baptist Church just needs a hug…no shade, but you know if you need two seats…guilty pleaures are the best kind…don’t even get us started on marimbas and multi-colored nipples…Ish is really bad with dates…seriously, she could not have been dressed any cuter if she’s tried…if in Miami get thee to Islas Canarias for the BEST croquetas…we’d all like to live 4 blocks from work…Martha of Miami knows everybody, doesn’t she…music sets the mood everywhere…croqueta tongue twister…branded epi-pens would be a great thing…que rico, un mango smoothie…it’s a subtle accent to us, but we ain’t deaf…hi Chef Adrienne and Chef Michelle Bernstein…never fails, DJ likes a dish, bid it farewell…
End Song: Symmertry of Two Hearts by Bright Light Bright Light
Tapestry probably IS still on the Billboard charts…cuddle up with us, after dark…seriously it was like monsoon season…who else remembers Gap 90s fragrances…ay, Omarosa…it takes a special type of person to be mean to Savannah Guthrie…I’ve been in escape rooms that were more secure than the Situation Room, apparently…we’re basically just an Abbott & Costello routine…yep, the blueberry cake donut incident…certain things were ok in 1983… sometimes limits are inspiring…who’s your Macario…guy in the alley, agent or mugger…if it doesn’t exist, make it…embrace without forgetting…terror a lo Cubano, totally trademarking it…genre films shouldn’t know geographic boundaries…side note, guys Havana Nights was LOTS of fun…bilingual productions are already here…
Yeah, it’s actually episode 27…Golden Girls + Cher = perfection…try the Air Mail, it’s sooo good…total HGTV backyard in the middle of South Miami…watch or listen, podcasts are diverse that way…we love ya NY, but you ain’t Miami…eating is about the experience, food’s just part…Latinos, always late to the party…sometimes fusion works, just look at us…do yourself a favor, try a frita…all hail Guillermina…we mention mofongo WAY too much...to be clear, EVERYBODY loves Burger Beast (and if you don’t, you can’t sit with us)…pink flamingos, Miami & John Waters…again, only REAL Havana Club on this podcast…time to learn something, kids…we need more ladies named Amparo…his name is actually Raul Esparza…so many drink recipes in this episode…
Butterflies are the epitome of fleeting beauty…tasteless jokes shouldn’t always be cause for a firing…if only pizza-gate was more fun…music does make the people come together…who hasn’t experienced a Fucatazo…it really does always come down to food & café…Nuyorican y Puerto Rican, close but very different…let us know if you know what a hammer fist is…latinos unite…actor clearly equals whoring for drugs…to clarify, Cuba is not part of Mexico…improv in español doesn’t work…totally craving picky chicky…us Caribbeans are funny folk, must be the warm water…always support the mom and pop shops
Does Forbes actually know what self-made means…racist pizza could be yummy…Martha of Los Angeles…a Cuban is never skinny or fat…Miami, home of el exilio…Los Angeles B.G. (Before Gloria)…Hunger Games, now with picadillo…what better to be put on the map for than a pastelito de guayaba…pockets of Cubanity…Culver City, Cuban Community, we do love alliterations…if in LA, get thee to Porto’s…cocinando with shortcuts is still cooking…ladies and gentlemen, the only time you’ll hear of a Cuban party running out of food…dinner at 4 is just lunch…ay, us Cubans are really having a hard time adjusting to #metoo sometimes…what do you sandpaper yourself with…bombshells can have explosive intelligence…can’t claim bullying if you’re a bully…
Phil Jimenez is easily the nicest guy in comics…being a hand double seems like the safest job on a movie set…man, there’s a constant stream of cops in NYC…everyone’s got an opinion about Wonder Woman’s costume…except the scuba suit, eso esta super cute…zeitgeist or cultural shift…Wakanda, Wakanda…multicultural representation sometimes has unexpected angles….creator owned may not be all it’s cracked up to be…millennials do pay attention…sometimes…no lie mi gente, Ish is properly geeking out during this interview…
All abuelas should have hip hop spirit animals…World Cup winners should only be chosen based on baked goods…futbol vs Eurovision…I can think of several other rights of passages that don’t involve underwater caves…ScarJo and the case of the trans role…Ethel in accounting never knows anything…we’re not too old for Double Dare, right…Ellis Island needs to be cherished…funny we don’t have more millionaires migrating…we all have roots from beyond these shores…despite hardships, no other country offers more promise of achievement…more of us should learn to dance in the moonlight…
1/5 of the Colada Boyz team…Cuban coffee is essentially Latin Red Bull…la colada is as Cuban as the Cuban sandwich…our goal is the podcast equivalent of 5 tasas…are you aware of ventanita culture…the nuances of cortadio, café con leche and colada…I wouldn’t drink café made by a melty old cast member of Miami housewives…Walter Mercado definitely drinks café Cubano…anonymity is key for the Colada Boyz…again we reference Alvares Guedes…los cake de los gay necesitan mucho merengue….mmmm, el Publix….sometimes cum on a cake is ok…DJ tastes café for the first time…can you tell the difference between coffee brands…it’s all about the espumita!
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As promised, here’s our conversation composed entirely of Britney lyrics….with a few other comemierderias tossed in for good measure….you can only imagine what other treasures exist in our “lost tapes” recordings…
Gracias to everyone on the show and our listeners…every drinking game needs ground rules…we can’t recommend Brightline enough…#PTD, catch it…Ricky Martin & tank top encounters…talkin’ World Cup…the European version of our podcast would totally have accents …Caribbeans aren’t good footballers…US wants no part of soccer or Robbie Williams…rugby v football…one word makes all the legal difference…most border crossers aren’t Mexicans…we’re so against Neo-nazis we don’t even use white crayons…get out and vote, mi gente…memes aren’t educational…Miss Vanjie…maybe JLo’s “Feeling So Good” is about masturbation…is talking about Demi’s relapse while doing shots inappropriate…apparently we sing Britney when buzzed….finally we duet with Bea Arthur…
Croquetas are French…DJ’s parents are from a no-horse town…possibly our most Miami episode ever…Valsan, los que vienen no se van…businesses can start from a total accident…we’re all just kids of immigrants looking to make our parents proud…build on the shoulders but stand on your own…don’t all 4 year olds watch Caso Cerrado…fufu vs mofongo…fruit can be weaponized in a pinch…the great canker outbreak of the early 2000s…during avocado & mango seasons, your co-workers turn into Oprah, “YOU GET A MANGO! YOU GET A MANGO!”…we all hate when the girl at the front is comiendo mierda…Xqume Miami…Spanglish really is sort of like breathing…that damn chusma rearing its head…Alvarez Guedes, gone but not forgotten…the parting of the viejo’s balls…croqueta cake is proof of heaven...
sometimes it's ok to grab your friends junk...mira que North Korea has pretty bad haircuts...Rocket Man lands in Singapore...fool your parents into thinking you're a gymnast...hellish lesbians have the best cure for muscle pain...second hand couture can sometimes lead to a drag career...the brighter the wig, the better the lip synch...reboots are great so long as they're camptacular...models are people too, carajo
Supreme Court meets Cake Wars...it's Pride month y'all...mira, at the end of the day just get a Publix cake...Amigos for Kids...There's NO excuse for Child Abuse...just because it's cultural doesn't make it right...Broken Crayons...educate yourself on the signs...phew, we don't actually have to play dominoes...some people need their last soda spiked with rum...will DJ laugh at ALL Ish's last sodas...
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Cold opens are the best…welcome back Betty la Fea…Roseanne just can’t help herself…nobody cares about 17…the ever dropping Nielsen ratings…Twitter tirades never end well…nobody badmouth Jasmine Guy...Ish enjoys living in the area of delightful inappropriateness…disagreement shouldn’t always equal division…anybody know a Jennifer Aniston leading movie that actually made money…the 14th amendment is crystal clear…the McRib is on the same cycle as Saturn…the eternally happy country of Disney…next season on the NFL everyone just crabwalk …Pia Zadora is totally a Jedi…ticks to the stars always wear shades…sometimes high school feelings are a good thing…get Pete Fernandez books NOW…it’s a good time for cults…when you get Miami right, people notice…know your craft, live your craft… Archie characters really are timeless…take a lesson from Thalia on promoting… Also, don’t forget to visit our sponsor, Oh Chcolat, on Instagram and use promo code PERO for 10% off your order!
Viernes Culturales, the last Friday of the month on SW 8th Street…walking tours, educational and cardiovascular…16 at the country club…racist lawyers are like Beetlejuice…Manhattan’s not an island country…only JLo could get a fur with $10…Guatemala is not Mexico…what to get the royal couple from their registry….maybe we ARE related…that one magic hour in London…never drink the Thames water unless you want to be REALLY well rested…what would R Kelly Kidz Bop sound like…you try stealing Madonna’s spotlight, she will cut a bitch…the great Cuban migration to Westchester, no not that one…Miami history popping up soon…dammit we missed Kathie Lee and Hoda…we miss you Coral Gables gallery walk…welcome back Velvet Crème donuts…its important to get teens into art…also, keep those senior citizens mentally active with art…café con arte sounds like a great combo…umbrellas of little Havana…apparently Andy Garcia likes buying expensive coconuts…sweet …audio problems or stroke…llama by drone…
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It’s our 15s, tiaras and tulle for everyone…we gladly welcome abuelitas …as we lose Toys R Us, remember Playworld…retail jobs lead to misery…maybe trucks’ souls can be stolen…frita vs fritanga…tourists know nothing…George Motz’s Hamburger America…one stoplight town = great burger…cue the construction…maybe we’ve all eaten slug burgers…drive-thrus led to frozen patties…the incredible shrinking BK chicken sandwich…let’s all order the unofficial Burger Beast special at McDs…craving some Culvers frozen custard…can you count the times DJ says Burger Beast…orgasming at In/Out, there’s a joke in there somewhere…save Pincho Factory hot dog…stick to ice cream Dairy Queen…Croquetapalooza…Cuba had its Julia Child…check your IG daily, listeners…download the Burger Beast app kids & visit the Burger Museum starting June 1…stop staring at us Mayor McCheese …our first double last soda of the dessert…
Creed is just terrible…you can like Dave Matthews AND Jay-Z…it’s ok to take time off if a member of your band dies…we haven’t a clue who’s on our coin currency…the minute you pee on a minor, we don’t need a guilty verdict to think you’re probably not that great a person…there’s no room for Jell-O in jail…sophomoric humor, still funny…not guilty isn’t the same as innocent…and now Isa is podcast famous…still not over Aaliyah…nope, never seen one Woody Allen movie…could a one bedroom apt double as a sex dungeon…us briefly talking is a fallacy…we celebrate Cinco de Mayo for all the wrong reasons…crepes vs tortillas…on St Patrick’s day we time travel to Bennigan’s…cross dressing to fight in the Civil War…dammit Loretta, you picked the wrong side…when we say hooker, it’s with a smile and love…and then there’s Maude…que le falta decir a Kanye…don’t need liquor to slur…go Mariska…let’s all sing in unison…
Our fave traveling husband and wife team, Us The Wanderers, join us this ep...apologies for forgetting Pia last ep…a viajar se ha dicho…as we’ve said, Cubans are everywhere…the Magenta wedding has a nice ring to it…who wouldn’t want to leave their life behind and travel…Tagalog is just Spanish’s primo hermano…lechon’s delicious in any language…so is McDonald’s…ants have no culinary limits…immigrant children struggling out of spite…Vietnam ain’t bad if you find an old lady…would you eat balut…sometimes rides from strangers are ok…breaking news to Hispanic parents always comes with drama…never know who has a quinces past…that moment you find out your friend was a model for quinces dresses…Dirty Dancing is probably still big in Cuba…when you can’t wear a hat, balance it…I’m sure some people All About Eve to be in a quinces court…Marti Martinez, maybe pay more attention to putting on the oxygen mask…thanks again to Us The Wanderers!
Did we record this ep in a cave…those were quite a few stupid favorite things…pretty sure there’s only one Carrie Underwood…Jesus take the ring tone…a bakers dozen is great…Magnolia Bakery is all about the banana pudding…hey Martha’s Bakery…Sarah Hyland Park…how could anyone NOT know about the Holocaust…learn about Chaplin, dammit…contemplating empathy or the lack thereof…fingertip info makes us all dumber…Gwen Stefani was right…seriously, there’s less echo in the Grand Canyon…when sadness gives way to comemierderia…Rhonda Shear is quite successful…learn to say gyro…so craving Oliver Garden…Claire’s in detention again…how many licks…how to even defend Perez Hilton…maybe beauty contestants shouldn’t answer questions…it’s fun watching left handed people write…when the biggest fan doesn’t know the details…perpetual road construction…baking on Porn Hub…maybe we’re spelunking with Emilio and Carlitos…oh no, we forgot Pia!
Flamingos are like rice-a-roni…bi-polar’s not funny, unless said with a Spanish accent…frankly we’re all a bit trastornado…the comments section is why we can’t have nice things…let’s all thank God for James Spears…of course the oldest Kennedy was in an asylum…look up Frances Farmer, kids…back to Marilin’s 15s for Jordan almonds… who wouldn’t go to a nightclub for hippos…aquanet and baby’s breath are primed for a comeback…maybe don’t trust your neighbor with your home makeover…Andy Cohen isn’t blamed enough…genuinely confused about malangas…immigrant hoarder syndrome is a unique type of genetic…empty cans of Export soda crackers were the original roly-kit…longing for the days of chorongos in ladies’ hair…clearly the Senate is as out of touch as you think …if I share my status on a hook-up app, am I giving you the right to info tap, absolutely not…the only thing better than Pia Zadora, is Pia Zadora with Cloris Leachman…but seriously, know your status kids…group movie date to watch The Burning Bed…salsa music, setting historical tragedies to a dance beat since time immemorial
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Pffft, it sounds exactly like the morning song…tin or aluminum…Christmas in Memorial Day…the changing of the gourds…grilled candy canes…la cosa esta heavy hoy…are Kardashians descendants of Chtulu…racial profiling and shades of blue-grey…would the Borg profile…Flagler ain’t that bad…the Dodge Charger, now sponsored by Massengil…mira que Ish brings up NY a lot…we like stirring the pot, slowly…question all of it…the greatest debate of our time, Britney vs Cristina…eye rolls can sometimes be heard…how much effort is too much effort…everybody should do Instagram fashion shows…burning building, do you save Willa Ford or Hoku…assless chaps for all, even Pia Zadora…and as always, our last sodas of the desert
This ep is so nice, we recorded it thrice…cold opens make us warm…maybe blind people can sculpt nice busts…when you’re the San Lazaro of animal air travel…Roseanne is back…does cutting edge dull over time…Hispanics are slight healthier co-dependents…we can’t be the only ones who remember It’s a Living…fake Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…being a special guest star can be a life goal…do you accept Judith Light as your savior…#axthepinktax…DJ’s luscious locks…let’s all take Dansk classes…Hispanics AND Latinos buy new cars…more Nicaraguans should travel by busload…sometimes it’s ok to be an asshole…Pia!Pia!Pia!
Buying lunch for March For Our Lives...maybe Marco Rubio only shows up to foam parties...Strom Thurman was a spry 62 year old preemie...Code Red just depresses us...the Bill of Rights isn't a la carte...dammit, girls can be violent too...there's always room for Pia...what kinda Cuban hasn't had a colada...Sirimba v Patatun...we go back to Marilyn's 15s...nobody reads the contract...maybe Blake Lively and Shelton ARE the same person...can you be AfroLatin but not black...amamos Amara la Negra...long live the queen (of salsa)...we quote way too much Que Pasa USA...plus an album and a store get our last sodas of the desert!
Rick & Joe are tech pioneers…your Alexa might go kooky this ep…maybe Cubans do eat wild boar…we so miss international upfronts…bye bye Toys R Us…help us remember the Contra code…worst strip club ad ever…Mickey Mouse definitely ain’t cheap…fat shaming wasn’t a thing in the 80’s…duct tape doesn’t fix water heaters…my sister the internet shamer…maybe some facts have feelings…pretty sure Gina Torres makes an excellent yucca…and of course, #PiaonDWTS
just don't threaten Senator's kids...bully for you North Korea...Marco Rubio should go to more foam parties...show me the nation of Islam on a map...we cast Celebrity Big Brother 2...ideas are great, long as they're the same as yours...only took 6 eps to get to 9/11...so many carbs consumed for cheap fair entries...and Pia Zadora kinda, sorta knows who we are!
it's hard being the Pentagon of Podcasts...don't send nudes, send croquetas, just not of bacalao...they always show Xanadu at Glitter camp...is ignorant yokel a dialect...LGBTLMNOP...maybe Spidey IS Jewish...Snapchat Gospels...I'm a baber, you're a baber...just say no to Papi at Marshalls...put on your hat for el baile del perrito...would you recognize the sound of a fax...Sizzler single-handedly saves 'Merica...our sodas go to people hard to put into our picture grid...and of course, Pia Zadora...this ep brought to you by CheapUndies, except they don't know it
Everybody's un primo...taking it One Day at a Time with Netflix...Piñata: strings vs un bate...more obscure, Pia Zadora or Glenn Scarpelli...are you a giraffe, llama or alpaca...Desi Arnaz: sitcom pioneer and the start of representation...disappointing Danish cookie tins...can grammar be fluid...basic bitches love socialism...labels, label, labels....and of course our last sodas of the desert!
in the wake of the tragedy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High we have a chat about the horrible event in our own backyard
Would El Puma make a good support animal...Hialeah set a national case precedent...on some level, Pia Zadora MUST listen to Peluqueria Rock...Havana Club rum causes us to have telepathy...and our last soda goes to yogurt and travel...plus big THANKS to you all!!!
In our 2nd episode we talk about how Kevin Spacey is pretty much like Bea Arthur, income disparity, the unsung hero of Call Me By Your Name, Times' Up and of course another Pia Zadora reference...not to mention, maybe YOU got the last soda of the desert
In our debut episode we talk about how we meet twice for the first time, politics, being Cuban and the first of what will probably be several Pia Zadora references...plus find out who gets our last soda of the desert!