Dave & Darren's Top Five Things: Recent Episodes
Dave & Darren
Giant paddlefish, teenager lobster divers, a killer fungus that lives in your hair and more
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A fan will get to be a college team's Offensive Coordinator, Florida machette fights, good places to make out around the Quad Cities, the gang from VHS in The Midwest and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A shirt you don't have to wash, a nude steakhouse, Minnesotta Mean and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Paying for sunshine, mystery cookies, underwater pushups and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
What one man was willing to do for The Dew, Vegas delays, swimming the entire California coast and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
The Jimmy Stewart movie, a circus crossbow accident, a scam alert and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Clothes that put themselves on you, a solo sailboat trip across the Pacific, an alarming freezer find and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Crazy stories from Russia, dead guy fat injections, bed bugs and much more.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Bison rides, human refrigerators, Ranch flavored beer and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Escape From Wisconsin, THE hot toy for Christmas, naked train surfing and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Best of Craigslist, cooler tips, triathlons and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Hot dog safety, a real life switched at birth story, Buzz Aldrin's pen auction and so much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
The Odyssey opens this weekend, Monopoly the TV show, engagement etiquette and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Space is full of sugar, lightning can zap you inside your house, the world's oldes truck driver and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A new world kissing record, the world's dumbest celebrity, a cleanup in the bakery aisle and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Dave wants to be a Jeopardy clue writer but Darren has a real knack for coming up with categories. Plus, snake floods, an arson story with a twist you won't see coming and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Pringles is getting into the hot dog bun business, an angry elephant stalks a family across Nepal, divorce rings and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A hot dog eating contest disqualification, a candy van, giraffes doing math and so much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Taylor Swift's wedding castle, a smoke grenade in the peanut butter, a stinky card tournament.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A duct tape wielding real-life Batman, the Norwegian Filet-O-Fish hack, dinner etiquette and so much more.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A surgery that changes your eye color, NASA's giant robot launch, Slurpee's big anniversary and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
We had the chance to speak with actor David Coburn (Captain Planet!) and discuss Dave's alleged prowess on a skateboard, a bag that definitely did NOT have drugs in it and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Beyblades, tantalizing Waffle House advertisements, aliens invading the World Cup and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Sheep chainmail, Knicks garbage cans, the WORST way to treat your tired eyes and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
The quest for lost sunglasses, the return of the push-up bra, an apartment pony and so much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Halloween Creep, the gross secret to award winning fried chicken, Rod Stewart needs emergency on-stage oxygen and more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A fake kidnapping, RoboCop gets fired, World Cup fans discover ranch dressing and more.
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Caitlin Clark's new sneakers, Scots drinking ALL the beer in Boston, Netflix cancels another hit show and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
A robot toilet that drives itself to your bed, the monkeys that made baseball history, Taylor and Travis wedding rumors and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
Tesla hacks, White Claws, Luke Skywalker's severed hand and much more!
Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor.
They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren."
Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9.
Like Dave & Darren on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/daveanddarren
We're back with a Top Five Things episode. Remember you can always listen to the show on demand at planet939.com
Southwest has new rules for portable chargers and Darren has some questions. We also discuss this summer's hottest trend: diaper shorts!
This episode features two completely different stories of selfies gone horribly wrong, the return of The Ground Round and a raccoon with a meth pipe. Enjoy!
This episode features piracy on the high seas, noodle threats and a visit from a flying alien/demon creature. So yeah, pretty standard stuff.
This episode features tales of wild parties and super gross days on the job with an assist from stand-up comic Leslie Mitchell.
Spank joins us to talk about his latest career opportunity. There's a Hallmark Christmas Movie drinking game that might just save Christmas this year. We discuss projected food trends for 2025!
This episode features good advice, sketchy zookeepers and an unusual holiday tree. Listen to the entire episode and then treat yourself to a round of sausage.
Filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods join us in studio to discuss their new movie Heretic.
Just in time for Halloween! Tales of giant skeletons, man-eating monsters and a device that lets you communicate through your dreams!
This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast begins and ends with Florida stories. There's an insane symmetry here that we hope you'll enjoy.
These five stories all involve plans that go horribly wrong. Remember what Darren always says, "It's not enough to have a plan. Have a GOOD plan."
Imagine a Pop-Tart 73x bigger than the ones you can buy at the store. A South Carolina family feuds over chicken and an Olympic diver makes unfortunate history.
One of Japan's elite gymnasts was kicked of the Olympic team for smoking. Florida Man enjoys a late night snack at a Walgreens. Party invites have confusing dress codes.
A manure truck crashed in a Connecticut neighborhood and a local resident could "literally" see its tires! We also learn about Salisbury Steak Days and a new flavor of Mountain Dew not available in stores.
This episode covers one plumber's challenging workload, the Joey Chestnut hot dog controversy and Alternating Currents comedy lineup with festival organizer/local comedian Chris Schlichting.
This week we learned about feral chickens, cruise ship cancelation policies and expensive dog costumes.
This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things features transatlantic portals, regional slang and Olympic Village hanky-panky.
This review of Dave & Darren In The Morning includes an unlikely snack pairing, a meteorologist with alleged anger issues and a big McChange.
A new facial regimen seems kind of fishy to us. Pickleball is a great way to meet potential lovers. Your doorbell might just be the next RoboCop.
A get rich quick scheme ends with lost legs and jail time. Don't bring a banana to a pipe fight.
This review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.
A real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.
David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year.
This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.
This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.
A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions.
Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well.
Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!
This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.
This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!
On this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.
Do we have to close the beaches in Wisconsin? Dave & Darren discover a viral video that's more than 20 years old. Is Disneyland the happiest or crappiest place on Earth?
This week's Top 5 Things gives you early access (we'll air it on Monday) to our interview with the legendary John Cleese. John is in town at The Adler Theater next Friday (11/10).
This episode features a dangerous seafood delicacy, fine oil paintings and an Academy Award winner's close encounter of the third kind. Pardon the pun.
This episode features stories about bears, Teddy Bears and Gummi Bears. If that sounds enchanting to you, we're guessing this is your first time listening to our Top Five Things Podcast.
This week's Top 5 Things features the legend of Stoneman Willie, an Iowa woman with a unique fashion sense and a heretofore unknown use for a hair dryer. Please enjoy!
This week we learn how Darren became a haberdasher to a Beatle and Dave learns about the human computers that used to work at Aldi.
Which of these scenarios is more believable: Pauly Shore starring in a Richard Simmons in a biopic OR deer falling from the sky?
This episode features a remarkable audio recreation of a F-35 crash, unpopular opinions and scientists using AI to talk to chickens.
They're closing the beaches in Texas. The Brady Bunch house might be a historic money pit. A marching band director reluctantly tells his kids to stop playing after being tased, bro.
Hamster wheel voyages, gender reveal plane crashes and a real life Barbie Oppenheimer? What a week this was! Don't forget the invite code for our Cover5 is DD2023.
This week's show features a crackdown on a backyard volleyball gambling operation, Darren's drive-thru fender bender and an important warning about emu ownership.
This week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudity.
People share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to spit in the sink.
A snake battles a hawk on an unsuspecting woman's arm. Wendy's is introducing a new Frosty flavor. A hike through the woods is no walk in the park.
Spank The Joke Telling Monkey Puppet joins us to promote his appearances at the Fair. We learn all about ghost employees and play a round of "Who Is More Florida?".
This week's review features a ghost divorce, a male gorilla giving birth and a shark all hopped up on cocaine.
It's Take Your Monkey To Lunch Day, so Spank stops by to plug an upcoming appearance. We review advice columns and consider taking up Pickleball (everyone else is doing it, why shouldn't we?).
We try to wrap our heads around all the Oppenheimer and Barbie hype, explore graduation rituals around the world and celebrate a young man's first ever Mountain Dew can thumb punch.
This Dave & Darren review features emotional support creepy dolls, renegade swamp sharks and a passionate argument against blue jeans.
This episode features two VERY weird Pokémon stories and a frank discussion on the fine art of weaponized incompetence.
You'd think the sound of a nearby interstate bridge collapsing would wake a guy up but in Philly, they sleep soundly. And by sleep we mean pass out.
Shopping for your friend's birthday can be tricky. Martha Stewart doesn't want to talk to you if you're taking a bath. A Japanese startup is helping people quit their jobs.
More tales of cruises gone horribly wrong, striking rich by being raised by wolves and a handmade aircraft misadventure!
This episode features an ALL-TIME GREAT meltdown, solid advice and an argument over Hot Pockets that ends with a bullet to the butt.
People will climb to the top of the highest mountain or spend weeks at the bottom of the deep blue sea in search of kicks, baby! KICKS!
This episode of Top Five Things features odd family secrets, olive oil coffee and another terrific Florida man story.
A man visiting Nashville (ON BUSINESS!!) woke up to the sight of the hotel manager sucking on his toes. A high school prank and an astronaut's funeral go terribly wrong.
Mahatma Gandhi famously said, “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” If he were alive today, he'd probably say, "Before you sign, learn what the word lease means."
This episode features fake twins, parrot hookups over Facetime, people horny for robots and details on a sledgehammer recall.
In this episode, a naughty puppy turns into an unlikely life-saving hero, an ultramarathoner gets a free ride and a pizza delivery guy actually gets some sort of commendation from the police.
This episode features a diabolical dime heist, a middle school fight club and a stuffed eagle who plans on flying a bachelorette party to Sweden.
This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast includes an April Fools Prank gone horribly wrong, some good advice and a warning from the FBI.
Dave's not sure the Air movie is even real. A noted scientist predicts we'll all be immortal in just 8 years. A Monopoly game ends predictably with a samurai sword fight.
A "very smart, well-educated lady, fell for a scam. The type of scam you'd have to be monumentally stupid to fall for. We revisit the tale of the Kentucky man who was forced to eat his own beard.
Setting a bag of chips on fire is NOT how nachos are made. We struggle to understand crawlspaces and modern vacuum cleaners.
Is an Everything Shower anything like and Everything Bagel? It's not. Is it more fun than a hot tub session that ends with a mountain lion attacking your head? It is! Probably.
In this installment of The Top Five Things, we learn more than ever wanted to about Barbie's dad. Someone thought Sunny D Hard Seltzer was a good idea. Plus, we talk with The Armorer (Emily Swallow) from Disney+'s "The Mandalorian".
A missing cat is found inside a Las Vegas hotel room. Someone threatened to blow up the Hollywood sign. Reggie is up to his old tricks!
Nothing quite matches the excitement of a teenager learning about a snow day. A new underwhelming Chick-Fil-A record is established. Eggs are to blame for a boxer's failed doping test.
This edition features a fatal gator attack, field tests and a family that may or may not be ready for the commitments of dog ownership.
The thing about a discarded sex doll you find in a creek is it's got lifeless eyes. black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Here's the first Top Five Things from our new studios on Brady Street.
Love means never having to say you're sorry for asking someone to marry you at a Cracker Barrel for a chance to get free food.
Sylvester Stallone's family will star in a new reality TV show. A monkey's seemingly miraculous birth has a logical explanation.
We've got a Florida story involving a Slim Jim related assault and a Michigan story with a trap door! Also a get rich relatively quick scheme involving mermaids. Enjoy!
Who could have guessed using TikTok to launder money for online gambling or using your position as a lunch lady to sell edibles to high schoolers was a bad idea?
Today's recap features murderous cows, a runaway tractor and storm clouds with a personal vendetta against a park ranger.
Are the Sun and the Moon the same thing? Why is Humpty Dumpty always an egg? Which way is left?
Would you rather drive around America in a giant hot dog or peanut? It turns out there's something to the old sitcom trope of doppelgangers. Dave still dreams of taking up metal detecting in retirement.
Missouri police are looking for volunteer day drinkers. There was no tailgating allowed at the National Championship "Game".
Our first review for 2023 includes ice beer, a randy walrus and a review of everything Americans got stuck up their butts in 2022.
Our final morning show review for 2022 includes a meet and greet gone wrong, new Christmas traditions to consider and a completely ineffective way to battle holiday depression. Cheers!
Get ready to meet a level nine turtle who thought he was a level four alligator and an Iowa dog who called the fire department.
You know that line in "Most Wonderful Time of the Year" about scary ghost stories? It turns out telling ghost stories around a fire used to be a big part of how people celebrated Christmas. In other news, tattooing your eyeball might sound like a good idea, but IS it?
It's the most wonderful time of the year! This episode features timely holiday tips on keeping your Christmas tree hydrated and what to eat when you find yourself stranded in shark infested waters.
We've invented a new wintertime activity! It's far less risky than playing Monopoly with your family.
Giant five fingered teddy bears are the stuff of your worst Christmas nightmares. We're pleased to announce our new giant bow rental venture. Frosty The Snowman had demons, man.
Apparently, our fellow Americans are hot and bothered over their delivery drivers. Demi Moore is newly single. Owls are back in the news.
This review of our Planet 93.9 Morning Show includes a bizarre love triangle, fried chicken lawsuits and a good old fashion meat log assault.
An absolute breakthrough in tater tot technology has us both very intrigued/hungry. A Quad Citian just shattered the world record for hand clapping.
This episode has details on a multi-million dollar meat heist, a scandal in the world of professional cornhole and an ingenious method to maximize your PTO next year.
Drew Barrymore struggles with wine stains and coming to terms with a fake friend. Bobby and Cindy wander off and smuggle beans and franks to a runaway via flashlight.
It turns out an exploding colon and being brought from the dead were just the beginning of bombshells from the new Matthew Perry memoir. Darren invents the McRib McMuffin.
Sure, walking to Qatar SEEMS like a good idea...but IS it? And why are people taping their mouths shut before bedtime? And where's Grandma?!?
This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things comes with the following disclaimer: You WILL fall in love with Big Shirl. Don't tell us you weren't warned. Her charms are inescapable!
They're FINALLY making a sequel to Twister! A South Carolina man learns what the street value of human cremains is. Dave successfully navigates Aldi's complex shopping cart puzzle.
Captain Kirk went to space and it was a huge bummer. A denim enthusiast just spent $76,000 pair of jeans.
This edition of The Top Five Things Podcast features angry birds, drive-thru misadventures and a stranded astronaut begging for landing fees money. Enjoy!
The King's alarm clock is a human being. AnotherTinder date ends with a 911 call and a blood covered naked man in a parking garage. There's yet ANOTHER cheating scandal.
Dave learns all about self-serve corn stands. Cheaters are having a moment these days. A squirrel invades a home office during a Zoom call.
You ever hear of a trainjacking? Darren wonders about the local racoon population and a young man gets a traffic cone stuck on his head.
James Earl Jones is a wonderful man who famously played a villian who was more machine than man. He's giving up that job to an actual machine. Taint sunning is taking the country by storm! Kelly Ripa wrote a book.
A Florida family enjoyed their succulent Chinese dinner until Mom had to call the cops. We look at road rage data after a bizarre event after an Arkansas football game.
Kids who wear rock band t-shirts aren't necessarily fans.. We've got life hacks on getting a rental car when none are available and how to get the very best deal on a Walmart TV.
This episode contains shocking revelations about kangaroos, pickles and cheating at chess. Consider this your warning!
This episode is about the nature of fear, slashing the tires of an old lover and walking around a swamp for three days after a gator takes your arm.
On this episode, we discuss odd cereal combinations, hopelessly inept monkey hunters and art created by AI.
Darren has an idea for a crime fighting puppet duo. Pilots are fighting the cockpit and people are using pumpkins as a floatation device.
This episode finds us inventing an app for identical twins and a Ouija board that contacts the living.
It's not enough to watch out for sharks in Florida. Now the oysters can kill you. We're getting a Ferris Bueller spin-off even though absolutely nobody asked for it.
Snoop Dogg has his own breakfast cereal. Heidi Klum shares an awful dating story. Someone lost their foot at Yellowstone.
Meet the biggest narc in Ohio along with a woman with 100 great-grandchildren and the driver of the world's fastest golf cart.
A drive-in in Newton that was damaged by a tornado had a screening of Twister. Burger King may have accidentally sent you an email last night.
A Virgina snake is hungry for mice and popcorn. The Rock works bedroom security. There was an incident at a pool in Moline and EVERYONE made sure we knew about it.
William Shatner lost his wallet in a corn crib. A family of four enjoys a knife fight. Darren has an idea to spark interest in the Space Program.
This podcast features wayward whales, terrifying murder dolls and and a dead traveling frozen sperm whale. It should make more sense once you listen.
A martini made out of Velveeta Cheese has Dave questioning some life decisions. A Florida Man is slowly undressed by a gator before it eats his arm. We met the chillest sharkbite victim ever.
People are putting their cracked eggshells back in the carton and then BACK IN THE FRIDGE?!?
The mayor marries an alligator, Florida Man snuffs a rooster and Wimbledon installs a quiet sexy room.
The Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest had extra excitement this year with a battle between Joey Chestnut and a guy in a Darth Vader mask. We're thinking about opening a new business near the new I-74 Bridge.
Dave's excited to wager on this weekend's John Deere Classic. The Fourth of July is the most dangerous day to be a cell phone. A haunted doll is giving people chest pains.
Darren has a dream to represent the USA in the next Olympics as a solo synchronized swimmer. A man who has never missed a day at his Burger King job got some pens and candy.
Do you think I can't date your friend just because you're my sister? REALLY?!? That's ridiculous!
Nerf has a mascot. We're approaching a grim elephant anniversary. A 1976 "lost" episode of Sesame Street has been posted online.
We're trying to figure out which one of us is Bert and which one is Ernie. There's a trick to save money on concert tickets. A Canadian Beaver took down the internet.
This episode features a Florida Man mistaking a 7-foot alligator for a dog, sexy talking garbage cans and the meanest elephant ever.
Taco Bell has an interesting innovation and Darren wants kids to consider marking their summer break with a can of Pringles.
Mariah Carey is being sued over her Christmas song. A newlywed couple decides to starve their guests in order to pay for a visit from Mickey and Minnie Mouse.
Elvis weddings in Vegas might be coming to an end. A man walks into a Pennsylvania Burger to discover it's completely empty.
A father/son team of treasure hunters thinks the FBI is keeping gold from them. An Elvis impersonator is marrying a Priscilla Presley impersonator.
And...we're BACK! A meteor described as "350 giraffes tall" is about to whiz by us. The next Winnie The Pooh movie is a R-rated horror flick. We learn all about dogfishing.
This episode features a handful of crashes. Power gids crash! A truck driven by a middle school crashes! And a wedding crasher is apprehended.
Someone drove a van into a "state of the art" hot dog stand. We review fad diets and learn about a Florida gator's unquenchable thirst for Diet Coke.
How can we wager on centenarian races? Are seagulls spies for the upcoming alien invasion?
In this episode we'll learn about marrying holograms and having babies with ghosts. We also discover our new favorite Toledo watering hole and/or laundromat.
They found one of Dorothy's dresses in an old shoebox. Living next to the Dublin airport is driving at least one person completely insane.
If you're ever lost in the desert, this podcast might just save your life! In other news, Mexican Pizza returns to Taco Bell.
Netflix wants to give you another thumb. A fake cop meets the real police after trying to scam a Florida Wendy's. We now know Spock's first name.
We're used to mall Santas misbehaving but Easter Bunnies? Consumer Reports has some new air conditioning guidelines.
Burger King is being sued, a corpse attends his funeral at a nightclub and a snake gets comfy on a stranger's couch.
People are going online with complaints of unwanted Lucky Charms cereal side effects. Dave wants us to believe he bought a bathroom robot.
This episode has monkeys delivering pizza, news of an IT prequel and OJ's take on that Oscars slap.
Remember when we had TWO IHOPs? A wedding dress prank goes wrong. Babysitters recall their strangest jobs.
During our Spring Break. Dave got to pilot the Millenium Falcon Uber Eats thinks we ordered a pizza from New Jersey last night.
They're making a biopic about Billy Joel without any Billy Joel in it and a Lion King prequel. Tony Hawk broke his leg while skateboarding.
On this episode we learn all about AI mistresses, reverse catfishing and naked pool parties.
Who would win in a fight between Rocky Balboa and John Rambo? Sylvester Stallone has an answer. How much party sub is a guest entitled to eat? We try to answer that one.
Imagine losing your iPhone, as if it vanished into thin air, only to have it reappear a decade later...in your toilet!
There's a new World Record holder for corn shucking. Maybe using your clown photo on Tinder isn't the best idea?
Keeping a six foot long highly venomous cobra in a homemade cage seemed like a good idea at the time. The Winter Olympics are over and not a moment too soon for one cross-country skier.
A Wisconsin vigilante t-bones snowblower thieves, Mattress Mack loses millions (again!) and a woman fakes two pregnancies to get out of work.
Today's episode features an anthropomorphic pickle who was lost and then abducted and a guy with a finger (not his) in his wallet.
A bidet company has come up with the absolute WORST Super Bowl promotion in history. The new Batman used to be a high school vampire and we've got a lot of questions.
Darren FINALLY knows what he wants to be when he grows up. It's not a Marvin Gaye impersonator at the zoo.
Where has Spank been? He's been happily donating his body to science. Crows are now in charge of keeping Sweden's streets beautiful.
A&E tries to outdo TLC with a new completely insane TV show. Tiger King's appeal did NOT go as planned. O.J. shares his Halloween costume.
Buzz Aldrin was not a fan of Tang. The Post Office has upset some of The Giving Tree's fans. Juilian Lennon would like to sell you a computer picture of his dad's jacket.
Dave and Darren interview a pair of robots designed to do household chores. Peloton bikes claim another imaginary victim.
A reporter was hit by a car on live TV and managed to finish her update. The Report of the Week finally took Arby's Diablo Dare.
Both of OJ. Simpson's former NFL teams are still active in the playoffs. Naturally, Juice has thoughts on the Cowboys. All You Can Eat Sushi is not the best deal if you end up in the hospital.
Pig hearts beating in human chests? Elvis kicked off the Vegas Strip? THC Butter? Welcome to the brave new world!
Arby's has a new challenge that comes with its own milkshake. The little boy from Titanic is STILL getting paid. Dave isn't impressed by Barrel Full Of Monkeys.
They're bringing back Crystal Pepsi. Dave has a terrible idea about potential new old hobby.
We learn a lot about delivery room pranks, hamster alcohol tolerance and the latest gadgets at this year's Consumer Electronics Show.
Wheel of Fortune has lost at least one viewer after a final puzzle is correctly guessed but not accepted. Christmas was full of drama. We may have found the next Mr. Jennifer Anniston.
This Winter Solstice we've got what might be the all-time worst Christmas song and a story involving the worst boss of all time.
Midwesterners put pickles on their Christmas trees to honor an old German tradition that almost no one in Germany has ever heard of.
Sure, Steph Curry's new NBA record is impressive but is it as impressive as balancing a smoking chimney on your head?
We talk with comedian Gary Gulman, discuss the sequel that wasn't for Mrs. Doubtfire and Whamagedon 2021.
What's the best way to deal with pesky teenagers parking their car near your house? A Florida Man answers this question in the most Florida Man way possible: FLAMETHROWER!
If we can't count on an honest camel beauty pageant, what CAN we count on? Why are people putting Christmas trees in their bedrooms?
We're pumped for the Facts Of Life Live show! Would Bigfoot hunters consider eating them? Joey Chestnut just ate 17 pounds of shrimp cocktail.
The man with the world's longest nose is recognized by the Guinness World Records. A Golden Girls fan convention is happening in Chicago next year.
Is there a better way to get an ex to contact you than staging and elaborate fake wedding? Dave has thoughts on Get Back and license plates.
An armored car "makes it rain" on a California interstate and we have a new favorite Christmas story.
To promote Movember, someone made a suit out of mustache hair. Hy-Vee struggles to give Pringles away. A Florida woman tries to McGuyver her way out of a DUI.
The advice column review has some doozies this episode and Melissa Joan Hart is in love with a nutcracker. We also discuss oven mitts!
In this episode, a family fulfils a man's last request to be buried in his pick up truck, a woman runs 96 consecutive marathons and people drink hard seltzer in the shower.
Now we've got flying venomous spiders to worry about?!? A trash can makes a harrowing journey across the Atlantic.
This episode features a few awkward moments at a haunted house, a marathon and an American multinational casual dining restaurant chain.
People are eating tacos 227 miles above us. Here on Earth, a beloved bust of Elvis was stolen and returned to a West Peoria bar.
A stripper's pet monkey bit a kid on Halloween. Steps are being taken to rid airplanes of excess rattlesnakes. Dave wants to buy Fonzie's jacket.