Chronically: Narnia: Recent Episodes
Chronically Podcast
A journey through the Chronicles of Narnia series by two curious thirty-somethings, done in entirely the wrong order.
In this one, Reepicheep fights the end of time and still somehow wins. Why'd he get knocked out of the brackets again?
In this one, for a long while I was just a simple stable home to a well meaning donkey, but then everything changed when a giant bird demon moved in...
In this one, we learn a valuable lesson about why one should never awake a sleeping giant, at least if you enjoy having a sun...
In this one, unfortunately no one can describe what a podcast sounds like, you'll just have to hope you stumble across this one and listen for yourself...
In this one, we meet a fascinating antagonist that will surely have a huge impact on...wait, he's gone? Where? Anyway, let's talk about Susan...
In this one, my eagle eyes see the vastness of time and the weight of history. Do they see victory? WHO knows. Oh wait, not an owl...
In this one, the railway service to Narnia is absolutely terrible, and I could write pages and pages about it, but I won't...
In this one, a friendly eagle brings news about that collapse of a civilization that has stood for thousands of years, heralding the end of an epoch and possibly the world itself...but also day hikes are nice!
In this one, we ponder the intricacies of dwarf society and which 2024 presidential candidate they would vote for...who courts the manakin vote?
In thith one, we go on a daring rethcue attempt to get Jewel back from hith captorth. Thhhh, we're being thneaky.
In this one, we must go to the lost places of the world and retrieve the rings of power, so that we can...um...Aslan what are you doing? Oh well, at least we have sandwiches.
In this one, Tirian is just about knee high to a Narnian mouse, which is half the size of a Narnian beaver, which in turn is half again the height of a hare, who's younger than the person to the right hand of the old lady...will we solve the absurd word problem that is this chapter? Listen and find out...
In this one, we need more nuts, and less garlic and onions...apparently. It wouldn't be my first culinary choice, but the book is what it is...
In this one, we find out why Mr. Rat's River Ride is the worst attraction in Narnialand...
In this one, special guest Nathan joins us to put a bow on this big silver gift. Is this our 25th anniversary? No. But it's somehow fitting....
In this one, we'll wrap this one up just after the centaurs finish breakfast...it might take a while.
In this one, Jill hysterically interrupts a perfectly fine Pagan ritual, like any good Christian girl should, to spread the good news of Prince Rillian.
In this one, cut yourself a nice slice of emerald pie, pour a tall glass of diamond tea, and settle in for papa salamander to welcome y'all home...
In this one, we ride through the flood and flames, through a horde of enemies to escape through the very earth itself, but first...let's have snacks.
In this one, Eustace used his trusty sword, to free the knight and cut the cords, but you don't really care for theories, do you?
In this one, How to Serve Man is a cookbook! Who could've possibly seen this coming? Well, besides Puddleglum...
In this one, we fight off giant beetles while braving a snowstorm, discover another of Aslan's signs, share a drink with giants, and charm the royal court...well, actually only one of those things happens. Kind of. But it would be cool if the others did too...
In this one, we convince Kristen that it's okay to postpone our regularly scheduled episode for her birthday! Yay!
In this one.............................................................................sorry, was just doing my impression of the Black Knight, there. But in this one for real, we see birds, we eat birds, we throw rocks at birds- not necessarily in that order.
In this one, I suppose we're starting the next leg of our journey. Ill-advised if you ask me. Too many legs and you'll just end up tripping into the mud, they say...
In this one, we learn WHO the prince is, WHO the killer of the queen might be, and WHO we have to talk to next. Also, owls.
In this one, we've flown to farewell festivities for an old friend, following which we'll fight and feast and fight some more...how frightful.
In this one, Aslan wants us to do something important...I guess. I mean, if we want to, but if not it's totally cool.
In this one, we scramble away from Them into a magical land where schools don't exist...sure to be a good time.
In this one, the discussion is packed from port to starboard with deep themes and motifs.
In this one, we see sea people. Well, at least Lucy does, but that's supposed to be a seacret...
In this one, Caspian gets star struck by a hot blonde and then tries really hard to find out what her sign is....
In this one, all of our dreams can come true. Does that mean we're done with this book ser...oh wait, the island is gone. Dang.
In this one, we debate the finer points of Narnian cobbling, and how it relates to the economy as a whole...I think.
In this one, we have to fight off a giant sea monster and then fail to recover the very weighty remains of one of the old Narnian lords...gee, if only we still had some sort of large and strong beast to help us out with these Herculean tasks...
In this one, we learn just how good dragon cuddles are. Can we assume Lord Octesian knew that? Probably...
In this one, we eat a delightful meal of goat and fine wine, and go on a delightful hike through the mountains. Also, something happens to Eustace, I guess....
In this one, it's somewhere around Day 9, and all we need is an extra half a quart of water...is it worth fighting the mouse for yet? Listen and see...
In this one, we've had quite enough of governors, I think. Join us as we decide to militarize a small nation and end the slave trade all in about fifteen minutes...
In this one, we leave the safety of the Day Trader and short sell some CSPN. Was that wise? Time will tell...
In this one, we take an introductory tour through the depths of both the Dawn Treader and Eustace's tortured psyche. Which is more fascinating? Listen to find out...
In this one, we become very advanced people and set sail into the unknown! Don't forget your nerve food and special underthings...
In this one, a special guest joins us in our first ever film discussion to coincide with our book wrap-up. Flashlights and Pheromones!
In this one, we have mice, pirates, and...aliens? Also an elaborate tree feast. Honestly not where we expected this book to go...
In this one, we finally join Aslan in tearing down the very foundations of a civilized and advancing society.. .wait, what?
In this one, political intrigue abounds when we learn what happens if you snub your trusted advisors. That is to say, we learn, and Peter does not...
In this one, someone flies, and someone dies! Also, Lewis starts his goth phase...finally.
In this one, Aslan comes back and awakes the northern ice giants from their thousand-year peaceful slumber, just because he wants to have a wild tree party...is he still a good guy? Listen and find out.
In this one, Lucy is Galadriel, Susan is a disapproving hobbit...well, this analogy breaks down quickly, but Peter is at best a cave troll.
In this one, we close our frame story. We put the glass in, tighten the clasps and hang it right up...maybe this metaphor has gotten away from us.
In this one, we plan a battle, but there's something we're forgetting. Something BIG. Is it raining?
In this one, we get into deep lore, dwarf cursing, and possibly malevolent trees...which book series are we reading again?
In this one, there's a dwarf telling a tale about another dwarf who gives a history lesson about where the dwarves have gone. Talk about a short story...
In this one, we hear the tale of a short and stout fellow who loves breakfast and getting into trouble. But enough about Edmund- we also meet a cool dwarf!
In this one, we get pulled into another dimension where the food offerings leave much to be desired. Two stars, would not dine again.
In this one, we bring on special guest Rachel to put the last nail in this coffin. Whose coffin, you ask? Listen to find out...
In this one, we bring back both special guest Steve and baseless speculation, two cornerstones of the podcast.
In this one, we finish out our third book, and ask ourselves Hwin female horses will get their due representation in media...
In this one, Bree does not, in fact, become a wiser horse. Also, we get introduced to Prince Cor. Is he nearly as good of a character as Prince Corin? Eh...
In this one, I see Chris and Kristen bravely recording through smoke and occasional plane sounds. What? Are they on fire? How am I supposed to know?
In this one, there are hedgehogs, and dwarves, and...is that Prince Corin again? Oh my!
In this one, Chris rambles about alternative story ideas and we meet Aslan. Again. How many times have we done that now?
In this one, Kristen finally finds her map, and we meet...Moses, maybe? We're not entirely sure...
In this one, we take an exciting journey across one of those big, hot, flat, sandy things. Smell of hot self...
In this one, Rabadash came here to marry queens and kick butt, and he's all out of queens.
In this one, we meet the unknowing foil of Professional Rowdy Boy Prince Corin, and devise a plan to escape a life of luxury with the help of the Force, or something...
In this one, we escape Tashbaan and meet a big cat, and it's not the big cat you're probably thinking of! Oh wait, yes it is...
In this one, we learn more about how Mr. Tumnus amassed his vast amounts of power, and meet the rowdiest, dirtiest boy from the North...
In this one, we meet compelling strangers from another land, and get into some courtly intrigue with these white barbarians...
In this one, we learn that lying and stealing are totally okay as long as you justify it with a good story...
In this one, we set off on a grand new adventure, and start learning how to speak horse. Not speak hoarse, since we aren't sick. We promise...
In this one, much like Edmund we find redemption, along with our special guest Christina. We give this episode two thumbs up!
In this one, we bring on special guest Nathan to thoroughly turn this book over and tear it apart with us, as well as write a strongly worded love letter to Mr. Tumnus...
In this one, we do a lot of stuff. A LOT of stuff. Does most of it matter? Let's find out, in the ULTIMATE chapter of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe..;
In this one, we get deep and magical, discover yet more plot holes (possibly), and by gum, Aslan does something!
In this one, we almost have the chance to just kill Edmund, and don't. Then we could just kill the Witch, and we don't. Watch out for those plot holes!
In this one, we finally meet the legendary Aslan. He's great and terrible and...mostly just a chill guy, I guess? Also, Peter accidentally kills a wolf, but that's not important.
In this one, we still haven't met Aslan. Where is he? Does he even exist? It would be awkard if not...
In this one, we neglect recording a real episode due to general craziness. We'll be back next week!
In this one, our heroes the Beavers gather some support characters for their epic quest toward the stone table..
In this one, we become fine art critics. This one is about man's inhumanity towards...snow?
In this one, we go on a lot of rants. Some large, some small, some about stupid beavers, but all entertaining...ish...
In this one, we dine with beavers, and beave with diners. Is beave a word? Do they eat wood? Can they get drunk? Tune in to fins out...
In this one, we talk philosophy and quantum mechanics with a guy who almost destroyed the whole world with a bell...
In this one, we get too caught up eating gross little candies, and publish our podcast a day late...oops!
In this one, we go back to Narnia with a slightly older child, if that is indeed what he is...
In this one, we get hoodwinked, duped, bamboozled, swindled almost...by a fun new faun friend...
In this one, we actually start book one, and are introduced to a sophisticated, dignified, and mature lamp-post...
In this one, you meet Steve, and he becomes the Lord of all Lewis trivia. Name change to be announced shortly...
In this one, we throw fruit. At the ground, at Uncle Andrew, and all in all its a good time...
In this one, we sniff out some plot, decipher the aroma of side characters, and talk about facial protrusions...
In this one, we, ironically, do not tell a single joke. Also, more theology and stuff......
In this one, we start a multi-episode theology discussion, and decide to include Ãslæn...
In this one, The Queen struggles with magic, Aunt Letty struggles with gravity, and I struggle with a plot summary...
In our fifth episode, we sound much better, and Kristen struggles with saying "the deplorable word", which might be a good thing...
In which we discuss dead worlds and the stupidity of men when faced with powerful women.
In this episode, we deal with microphone problems and explore a place beyond our universe...
In our inaugural episode, we take a journey with Polly and Digory through a series of questionable decisions.