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In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, its community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover:

  • Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends
  • Which primarch would make the best line cook
  • How your playstyle changes how you interact with the game

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let’s just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind of is! We’re as shocked as you are!

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Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we’ve been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk:

  • The preview that was more of a re-view
  • A girthy, live WMDK segment
  • And the most salient debate of our era: wet or dry undead?

Also, Dan gets grossed out by terrible novelty beer, and Campbell reveals a terrible secret hidden somewhere in his dad’s house. Are there several mass “fuck you, Baltimore” chants? You’ll have to listen to find out!

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Well, well, well. If it isn’t a teaser that should have been posted last week. But someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can’t trust that guy with anything.

Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what’s what!

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Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They’ve got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren’t late for this one! What the hell even is that last sentence? Shaddup already and listen!

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Have you ever asked the question, “What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?” No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or too stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin’ the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squig in every pot, and, last but not least, the jism schism. Any of that do anything for ya? No? Yeah. We get it.

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We could have named this episode “If I ain’t truckin’, I’m fuckin'” but we didn’t because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That’s right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We’re also paid shills for Games Workshop! And official docents of the Woke Agenda! How does that make you feel?! DO YOU LIKE THAT?!

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It’s summertime, and the boys are back with an ice-cold glass of inane chatter! In this episode they discuss: chokin’ and strokin’, being hornus for tornus, and it happened again: Campbell said something terrible and everyone loved it. He can’t keep getting away with this. So open up your gob, and get ready for the chowdah blastah, it’s Badcast season, kid!

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Another day, another Blood Bowl trip report where the theme is “Dan rolls like shit”. It really says something about how good the game is that he’s still palying it after all these horrible dice stories. Or he has a “bad at rolling dice” kink. Who knows? Also, the fellas talk decking their dedicated transports with techpriest X-zyB1T! What the hell does that mean? Guess you’re gonna have to tune in to find out!

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You can take the boy out the bay, but you can’t take the bay out the boy! This time ’round, the fellas revisit their favorite Nappy Roots song, investigate blobs of nobs, and Campbell gets his new name and title: High Marshall Wetmouth! It’s just as bad as it sounds!

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Gawrsh, we hope you like pasta jokes and the tarantella bit. Oh you don’t? Lol. Lmao, even.

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He almost did it, gang. Campbell almost became the first ever Badcast host to win a GT. Instead, New Jersey’s worst city dashed his dreams to smithereens! We’re recapping Campbell’s trip to the Squig City GT in Pendleton, OR, and that’s pretty much it! Strap in and enjoy the Badcast, a show ostensibly about 40k, actually talk about 40k! What a world!

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We’ve said countless times (twice, probably) that “this episode is our most unhinged yet”. Well, gang, this time we might actually mean it! The fellas don’t even sniff the normal show segments and instead descend directly into The Discourse. But don’t worry, Fact or Fanfiction didn’t get left out. We know what y’all want, and we love you!

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Y’all are gonna find out within the first 5 minutes why we had to name it “Boston Creamer”. It is also important that you know Campbell uttered the phrase, “Shout out to my boy DM for his BM!” Truly groundbreaking stuff over here.

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Campbell and the Beef Thief are back, and this time ol’ Beefy went on a lil’ trip! Dan recaps Adepticon 2024 and Campbell lives vicariously. Make sure to wear ear protection for this one, gang, as the sonorous clacking of Dan’s many medals might deafen you.

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This is honestly supposed to be a Warhammer 40k podcast. How did we fuck this up so bad? Where did we go wrong? The good news is that if you like trucks, you’re gonna be thrilled. The bad news is that we didn’t use the soundboard even once in the entire fucking episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us?

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Truly it is a grand day for a bad ‘cast! This time around the fellas coin several new terms: “The Irish Good-Die”, “mouth-bored”, and rebrand as the Porty-k PottyCast. Does that make any sense? Does anything? Who even cares?!

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Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, things truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Additionally Campbell introduces perhaps the dumbest segment possible, and then immediately follows it up by giving Dan a glance at The World That Was. Truly unhinged.

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Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dumbest name possible. Classic!

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What’s this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year’s resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that’s why. Enjoy!

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Could we have named this episode “Gregor Eisenbong”? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you’ll find here, on the 40k Badcast! Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, Campbell totally misreads the Irish Republican movement and Dan actually, literally, for real for real teaches people how to perform a gravity bong. Live! Laugh! Learn.

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Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a “friend” for “dinner”. So mostly it’s Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don’t worry, it’s still full of that piquant badcast flavor you’ve come to know and love. Also Dan gets Campbell with an “It’s Been” which hasn’t happened in months! Hell yeah!

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Shout out to our succession of very patient bartenders

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Did you know that if you went to NOVA Open 2023, you could have seen your favorite bois LIVE and IN PERSON?! It’a true! In this show, the fellas are recording live in front of a real and surprisingly large crowd in Washington, DC. Is the audio great? Not really. But are the vibes good? Pal, they’re impeccable. This time around, Dan and Cam review the NOVA preview event, take live WMDKs, and ask the real hard hitting questions: “Are we talkin’ ’bout fuckin’ gazongas?” Truly the hard-hitting journalism you come here for.

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This is either going to be incredible or an unmitigated disaster

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I did not enjoy Googling "Sexy Tyranids Dakka Dakka" for this one

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The weather is HOT and the action is, well, warmer than tepid but it's getting there

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Losing at wargames is the family business, and buddy, business is-a-boomin

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Just how special are these balls, anyway?

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To be a guy in such times is to be one amongst untold billions

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The boys have returned, and they’re joined a by a guest host: Campbell’s Very Sad Tummy! While the CVST has been only a sometime contributor to the show, it’s had a large impact on both Campbell’s and Dan’s personal lives. Also, we meet Camstaw Wunnew, Campbell treats us to his rap skills, and we all ponder a tepid skull. Hell yeah!

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In what is almost certainly our longest episode ever, Dan and Cam go a little nuts! They talk WH Fest reveals, how to survive the wait for a new edition, and what to do when some jerk brings warm beer over for a game. We’re not advocating for violence, but the honorable thing would have been for the guy to commit seppuku.

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Dan is at his in-law’s while publishing this, so who knows if it will work?! He’s also on his laptop, so will it sound good? Tune in to find out!

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The bois are back from Chicago, and they’re full of beef, beer, and stories about grumpy old men playing tabletop games! And for once, Dan isn’t the grumpy old man! What a world we live in! Tune in to hear exciting tales of going to bed at 9 PM, riding on a bus, and standing in the cold! With a tagline like that, how could you NOT listen?!

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Do you like BIG LEAVES?! Then do we have the podcast for you! In this episode, Dan and Cam talk about CRUSHING your backlog, their favorite LITTLE GUYS, and a feverish fantasy about being a caterpillar! What? No, you’re weird!

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y’all are gonna chuckle so hard, i’m honestly envious

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The show has returned. Here are some rejected episode titles: walk into the god damn sea, brother; cake-dia stands; desperately trying to bust a nut. Think on those. Or don’t. I’m not your dad.

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It’s 2023, and the boys are back with more tabletop gaming nonsense! In this episode, Dan learns a new slur, the secret project is finally revealed, and the fellas talk Adepticon 2023! Are either of them playing 40k at Adepticon? No! Then how is this still a 40k podcast? Shut up!

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merry christmas, ya filthy animals

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If you take nothing else from this event recap, understand that New Mexico green chiles should be eaten at every opportunity

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Ignorance truly is bliss

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just like our hosts

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I urge you not take this, or anything we have ever said, as legal advice

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Bustin' makes me feel good

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The 40k death march continues ever onward

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The canon status of the shit drinking is not up for debate

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I'm posting this from the dumpster outside Applebee's

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whomst amongst us hasn't made the spooky dookie

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This one gets serious before it gets stupid, y'all

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Thou Shalt Not Score

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You uhhh probably shouldn't google that one at work

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You can't keep a bad cast down

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Then we came along and it got markedly worse

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porridge and honor

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battle of the bulge

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Aeldari of Craftworld Bon-ér

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But enough about this podcast

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but enough about our cohosts

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Pissin off Dan with a bad pun I fought the jokes and the jokes won

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only in (premature, popcorn lung-addled) death does duty (ripping mad cotton) end

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the ol' chump n' dump

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It’s been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion.

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Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why this episode is 126 minutes long. In it, Dan hates semantics, we get bad news, followed immediately by good news, and the most important name generator bit of all time. Also, the fellas wade into the discourse with some icy hot takes such as, “Shut the fuck up.” Titillating stuff.

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