Mom vs Dad: Recent Episodes
Milo
11-year-old Milo has pitted Mom against Dad. Each episode he has them debate a topic using logic, facts, and humor. Who will win? Only time (and Milo) will decide.
In this episode, Dad pitches a new business idea, Mom flies by night, and Milo has to decide which is better, moths or butterflies.
In this episode, Dad is nuts for cookies, Mom suggests baking your way to the top, and Milo is anti-cannibal (take that Mr Peanut)! Here we are again arguing about food. It's Chocolate Chip Cookies vs Peanut Butter Cookies!
In this episode, Dad cries like a baby, Mom tries to murder gerbils, but Milo is all business. It's a quiz show episode, starring mammals, cars, and trees.
We're back after a brief absence due to host illness!
In this episode, Dad is kind of drab, Mom tries to make a violent spin off, and Milo hardly coughed at all. It's our rapid fire episode. Listen for some nonsensical arguments.draft
In this episode, Dad builds a cabinet, Mom is out of humor(s), and Milo questions Dad's judgement. It's Hot Chocolate vs Milkshakes!
In this episode Dad exercises his vocal folds, Mom snacks like a gorilla, and Milo builds a nest. It's Gorillas vs Orangutans!
In this episode Dad is all ears, Mom loves you, and Milo defines dingaling.It's the quiz show episode: Dragons, Cake, and Ears.
In this episode, Dad remembers the '90s, Mom speaks for the sinners, and Milo thanks a dog. It's our rapid fire episode!
In this episode Dad discuss cannibalism and vampirism, Mom gets jinky with it, and Milo has to decide, which is better: seagulls or pelicans!
In this episode, Dad regurgitates his argument, Matilda interrupts Mom, and Milo can't remember what comes first: pigs or cows.
In this episode, Dad doesn't think branded words are words, Mom is thinking of fingers, and Milo gets a sponsorship from the cheese council. It's a quiz show episode: Anagrams, Foreign Words, and Cheese!
Dad loves horsey tails, Mom doesn't know her gorgons, and Milo introduces us to a new mythical creature that none of us can pronounce. It's the rapid fire episode!
In this episode, Dad vs himself, Mom is too sick to show, and Milo makes some hard ass questions. It's a weird quiz show episode!
In this episode, Dad discusses slippery dead people, Mom likes to be predictable, and Milo has to decide, which is better: Siege-busting Leviathans or Alcohol-loving Mermaids!
Good tidings to you! Tidings? Yes, tidings.
In this episode, Dad defends traffic, Mom doesn't eat reindeer fries, and Milo prefers to be happy. It's our Christmas rapid fire episode...and it's as strange as it is merry!
In this episode Dad likes watching kids fall down, Mom goes over time (and gets in trouble), and Milo has to decide which is better: sledding or ice skating!
In this episode, Dad is immature, Mom falls asleep, and Milo has to decide, which is better: mistletoe or holly. It's our first episode of Season 4 and our first Christmas episode of 2021!
In this episode, Dad gets a slap on the wrist, Mom speaks Italian, and Milo awards half points. It's the quiz show episode...with kangaroos, noodles, and the 80s.
In this episode, Dad lies about presents, Mom summons the Grim Reaper, and Milo welcomes Ed the Unicorn Head. It's our rapid fire episode...with turkey!
In this episode, Dad loves to dance, Mom dives into the history of performance nutrition, and Milo has to decide which is better, cranberry sauce or mashed potatoes!
Here are the links Mom promised in the episode so you can read more about the history of cranberries.
https://blog.library.si.edu/blog/2017/11/14/native-fruit-cranberry-seasons/
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/131127-cranberries-thanksgiving-native-americans-indians-food-history
In this episode, Dad has a weak jaw, Mom gets harsh, and Milo has to decide which one is better, Candy Apples or Caramel Apples.
In this episode, Dad takes the pity point, Mom tells a completely real story about the origin of "Jack O Lantern," and Milo imitates an owl. It's our Halloween Quiz Show episode: Movies, Candy, and Jack O Lanterns.
In this episode, Dad promotes face eating, Mom rests on her laurels, and Milo's pronunciation is a phenomenon. It's our monthly Everything vs Everything episode, Halloween style!
In this episode, Dad can't remember which side he's on, Mom's point stinks, and Milo has to decide, which is scarier: Poltergeists or Banshees?
We're back! And since it's October, we have a rule: spooky debates only. In this episode, Dad loves corpse bugs, Mom sees ghouls around every corner, and Milo has to pick which is scarier: haunted mansions or haunted graveyards.
In this episode, Dad has a mind like an iron trap, Mom cleans her plate, and Milo unshelfishly provides clues. It's Quiz Show: Rocks & Jewels, Exoskellies, & Sandwiches!
In this episode, Dad references cat butts, Mom is a theremin, and Milo gives pity points. It's everything vs everything: instruments!
In this episode, Dad tries to bribe the judge with a dog, Mom likes to dig and drool, and Milo gets the giggles. It's the battle of the breeds: Golden Retrievers vs French Bulldogs.
In this episode, Dad eats a bucket of peanuts, Mom mispronounces cracker, and Milo has been doing this for 12 months! It's our one-year anniversary episode: Crackers vs Peanuts.
In this episode, Dad makes nut jokes, Mom makes the other kind of nut jokes, and Milo yells "scorpions."
Dad thanks James Thurber, Mom declares it's poop day, and Milo experiments with his brain. It's Everything vs Everything: Off the Cuff.
In this episode, Dad ends with a ditty, Mom is pro poop, and Milo learns to popcorn. It's Guinea Pigs vs Hamsters!
In this episode, Dad beats around the bush, Mom supports moms, and Milo weighs jam flavors. It's Trees vs Bushes!
In this episode Dad knows his pizza, Mom speaks Latin (sort of), and Milo gives credit where credit is due. It's our new format for the end of the month: Mom vs Dad, quiz show style.
In this episode Dad promotes diseases, Mom advocates for cigarettes, and Milo likes to exercise. It's Everything vs Everything: Random.
In this episode, Dad calls feathers stupid, Mom loves limericks, and Milo wants to eat some mud. It’s the battle of the birds: Peacocks vs Flamingos.
In this episode, Dad adjusts his will, Mom doesn't think she married a vampire, and Milo messes up. It's our stinkiest argument yet: Garlic vs Onions.
In this episode, Laura makes a stinky argument, Chris talks linguistics, Milo has trouble keeping his guests in line, and Mom and Dad stand by. It’s the season 2 finale and FINAL EVER guest episode: Possums vs Opossums. We’ll take a break next week and be back for season 3 on June 6! On June 27 we’ll reveal our new format for the month.
In this episode, Mom throws stuff at Dad’s head, Dad argues against Big Chapstick, and Milo covers stuff in electrical tape. It’s Everything vs Everything: Grab Bag (Take 2).
In this episode, Dad makes an airy argument, Mom kind of likes being dense, and Milo has to pick which kind of breakfast bread makes the best pizza. It's bagels vs English muffins. Warning: this episode is not gluten free.
In this episode Dad calls some animals plants, Mom says a bad word, and Milo has to decide between two creepy creatures. It’s the battle of the tubeworms and the black dragonfish.
In this episode we learn that tigers are lions, goblins aren't real, and no one has any limericks. Our guests Sarah and Jeff are back to debate the merits of tiger sharks and goblin sharks. Do go in the water and find out who wins.
Milo goes negative when he has Mom and Dad debate why the opposing topic is bad. This rapid-fire episode has it all: horses, pigs, a rhinoceros who said mean things about Milo. Have a listen!
People said we shouldn't compare apples and oranges, and to that we say, DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.
In this episode, Dad wishes for a stink gland, Mom advocates for the throat sac, and Milo needs more information. Who will win the battle of the primates: orangutans or lemurs?
Our guests this month debate the merits of two misunderstood fish: Piranhas and Betta Fish. Take a bite out of this episode...before it bites you!
Kids, DO try this at home. In this rapid-fire episode, Milo pulls up a random word generator and has Mom and Dad debate completely unrelated topics. But that's not all! Milo also censored the debate so they have to think of different ways to describe their topics. The result...chaos.
In this episode, Mom pretends to spit, Dad won't stop talking about squirrels, and Milo has trouble deciding. Which bird gets your vote when it comes to eagles vs hawks?
Work up your appetite as you listen to the latest episode of Mom vs Dad: Nachos vs Tacos. It's a high-stakes week, since tonight Milo, Mom, and Dad will eat the winner! Will we have Taco Tuesday on a Sunday, or will we belly up to the nacho bar?
Milo has guests in the (remote) studio! He's joined by two aunts and two cousins. The aunts are arguing, and the cousins are critiquing. Milo and his guest judges must weigh the merits of zebras vs donkeys.
How do you make rapid fire-episodes more exciting? Make them random!!! Milo walked around the house with two bags and shoved things in. Now Dad and Mom have to debate their merits. Sound chaotic? It is!
It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air(waves). This week in honor of Cupid's favorite holiday, we're debating cards vs flowers. Cards could carry the contest, or Milo might find flowers far finer.
Today we're talking mammals, specifically, hyenas and coyotes. These creatures might not seem like your traditional match-up, but Milo wants to know...which is better?
Guest episode alert! This week Milo makes our friends Chris and Laura (with special guest appearance by their three year old) argue about sweet treats. Do muffins merit major marks or will cookies come closer?
Milo must be hungry...and maybe a little bored. This week he's got Mom and Dad debating food and games. Listen in to learn a little more about how we eat and play.
Who eats ants?
ANTEATERS!
Who else eats ants?
ARMADILLOS!
Want to know which one does it better?
LISTEN TO THE EPISODE!
To kick off the new season and the new year, Milo has decreed the battle of the rodents: squirrels vs chipmunks. Of course there's a lot of good things to say about both adorable animals, but you could listen just for the story at the beginning. Maybe we should have called this episode Squirrels vs Dad.
It's the Mom Vs Dad season finale: Rudolph vs Frosty. Rudolph and Frosty* defend their legends in a fight that will determine which beloved character brings the most Christmas joy.
*Yes, Dad will do another funny voice
Is sledding better than ice skating? Do you prefer garland or tree lights? Why do we keep talking about our cats? These are the hard-hitting questions we tackle in this rapid-fire Christmas-themed episode.
Christmas is in full swing in Milo's house, which means it's the fight of the Christmas trees and stockings. Will Milo's love of the tree be evergreen? Or will he jump into stockings with both feet?
Tis the season to argue about Christmas stuff. Milo kicks it off with some edible arguments: Gingerbread vs Candy Canes.
Our friends Jess and Nick (from the How Have You Never Podcast) are with us this week to debate Oceans vs Outer Space. Maybe Milo will sink deep into the depths with Jess. Or maybe he'll soar to the stars with Nick. Listen to this otherworldly argument and decide whether you'd rather swim or head into orbit.
It's the what? vs heh? rapid fire episode. Milo decided these debates made too much sense, so he's pulling topics at random and making Mom and Dad debate...no matter how ridiculous.
We're letting the dogs out with the battle of the canidae: Foxes vs Wolves. Will Mom's clever arguments persuade Milo to sneak over to her side? Or will Dad's howls at the moon make Milo run with the pack?
It's time to defend the indefensible with a debate over whether mosquitos or ticks are better. Who will win in this battle of the bloodsuckers?
Milo has two very special guests today: Frankenstein's Monster and Count Dracula! They join him in the home studio (don't worry; their dead and can't breathe viruses) to argue about which of them is scarier. It's the battle of the dead dudes!
Rapid fire round...spooky style. Mom and Dad prepare nothing and Milo blindsides them. Scary.
Milo's October scarefest continues with Bats vs Spiders. Will Mom make Milo batty about bats? Or will Dad creep and crawl to the win? You should listen to find out...it's not up for debate.
Which is scarier: mummies or witches? That's the question Milo is asking this week. Either Mom will make Dad mum with her mummy musings or Dad will work his witchcraft and win the day.
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Today our longtime friends Sarah and Jeff are here to debate soda vs juice. Will Milo jive with juicy Jeff's journey? Or will Sarah's soda stream sweep to success? Quench your thirst for this knowledge by listening now.
Rapid-fire rounds are back, car game style. When Milo presents Mom and Dad with Would You Rather Questions, they have to defend their side...no matter how ridiculous.
Swim or hop? Sea creature or land rover? That's what Mom and Dad must debate today when they tackle the tough topic: Orcas vs Bunnies. It's a close one...Milo almost couldn't decide. And stick around to the end for a little look into the life of the home podcaster...who has pets. Warning: it's only funny if you like potty humor.
It's the battle on four wheels: bikes vs scooters. Will bikes peddle their way to the top? Or will scooters glide into victory? It only takes ten minutes to find out which vehicle rode into Milo's heart and which was just spinning their wheels.
Mom and Dad are sitting this one out so Uncle and Aunt can battle. Milo asks them which is better: books or board games. He has help with this tough decision because his cousin Lyla will weigh in on the debate. They are her mom and dad, after all.
In this week's episode, Milo shakes things up and has Mom and Dad debate rapid fire topics with no preparation. Will Milo deem Dad the deadliest debater? Will Mom motivate Milo more? It only takes about eight minutes to find out. Listen up!
What's better, cakes or cupcakes? Your host Milo has to make this tough decision. Which argument will seem sweet and which will come off half-baked?
In this episode of Mom vs Dad, Mom promotes pufferfish while Dad supports sting rays. Who will win? Only time (and Milo) will decide.