Fantasy 4 Play Podcast: Recent Episodes
Rene Carbajal
Tired of losing your fantasy football league year in year out? Maybe it's time for you to slow it down and try your hand at some Fantasy 4 Play! Join me, Carb00ker, and my co-host, BDJ, as we make our way through rankings, mock drafts, DFS, and most importantly, the domination of our home league! Warning: this pod contains graphic content and copious amounts of profanity!!!
"Zibba-zabba, doo-wop, bop,Loo-dee-lah, ticka-tick, bop-bop,Woodle-dee, zap, zing, wop,Doo-bop, zippity, bop!"
"In a world haunted by unanswered questions and shrouded in the darkness of uncertainty, Dateline dives deep into the perplexing case of Lionel Reyna Jr. Join us on an unrelenting pursuit of truth as we unravel the mystifying layers surrounding this enigmatic figure. From the shadows of suspicion to the flickering light of possibility, follow the twists and turns of an investigation that challenges everything we know. Tonight, Dateline confronts the compelling saga of Lionel Reyna Jr.—a tale where secrets emerge, motives intertwine, and the search for resolution unveils the startling revelations hidden within."
Gelatin is a protein derived from collagen found in animal connective tissues like skin, bones, and cartilage. The production process involves several steps. First, raw materials like animal hides and bones are cleaned and treated to remove impurities. They are then subjected to either acid or alkali treatment to break down the collagen into smaller components. The resulting mixture is boiled and filtered to remove impurities, and the liquid is concentrated and cooled, forming a gel-like substance. Afterward, it's dried and ground into a powder, which is the common form of gelatin used in various applications, including food, pharmaceuticals, and photography.
Gelatin is widely used in the food industry for its gelling, thickening, and stabilizing properties, particularly in desserts, candies, and gummy products. While animal-based gelatin is the most common type, alternatives like agar-agar from seaweed and plant-based gelling agents are available for those following vegetarian or vegan diets.
In the world of "Fantasy 4 Play," there was an enigmatic legend known as "The Undefeater." With an uncanny ability to spot hidden gems and predict player performances, he dominated every league he joined, leaving a trail of defeated opponents in his wake. While his true identity remained a mystery, The Undefeater's meticulous research, pregame rituals, and legendary victories made him a symbol of dedication and commitment to the game.
One season, he entered the prestigious Grand Gridiron Showdown, where his formidable opponent, "The Rookie," had become a clear target for our mysterious warrior. In a nail-biting championship game, The Undefeater's star wide receiver made a miraculous play, securing his victory by only 4 pts and cementing his status as a Fantasy 4 Play legend. His legacy inspired countless enthusiasts to strive for greatness and face every challenge head-on, just as The Undefeater had done throughout his illustrious career.
Todays podcast will begin on time, but it will end early by only 5 min. Lionel will go to sleep, 5 min early. Lionel will wake up, brush his teeth, get dressed for work, ignore his wife as she goes on about her sister's deadbeat husband for the 12th time this week, Lionel will glare with disappointment at his child as he/she/them stares numbingly at the wall with drool dripping on to his/her/their breakfast and eventually head out to work 5 min early. Lionel will cross the street on the way to his bus stop 5 min early. Lionel will not see the the driver coming down the street that's just spilled her coffee as he crosses the street 5 min early... . . . .
Little did we know, Daniel saw this in a dream as a child and did everything he could to prevent it but his efforts meant nothing to the desires of the fantasy gods. Daniel created the very problem to which the solution would be the inevitable cause of the demise of Lionel by only 5 min.
In the land of Fantasy 4 Play, there dwelled a legendary warrior known as Brown Town, celebrated for his strategic brilliance and team-building skills. Brown Town's most anticipated adventure occurred when he faced off against the newcomers of Rookie Town. Armed with a modest team of underrated players and rookies, he aimed to prove that knowledge and strategy were the keys to success in the world of Fantasy 4 Play. As the game unfolded, Brown Town's mastery became evident, but he took the opportunity to educate the rookies, sharing insights and wisdom, turning the game into a valuable learning experience. The outcome of this thrilling matchup between experience and enthusiasm was still hanging in the balance, creating a sense of excitement and suspense in the world of Fantasy 4 Play.
The legend of Brown Town and his encounter with The Rook became a celebrated story in the realm of Fantasy 4 Play, emphasizing the importance of sharing knowledge and helping the next generation of enthusiasts on their journey to victory. As the final moments of the game drew near, all eyes were fixed on the field, waiting in eager anticipation to discover whether the newcomers of Rookie Town could defy the odds and secure a surprising victory or if Brown Town's wisdom and experience would ultimately prevail.
"Seeber, No Seebing"
In a world of shadows, Seeber's gleam,No Seebing's trick, just truth, it seems.With honest eyes and heart so clear,He taught us all, there's nothing to fear.
No hidden games, no secrets to play,Seeber's path, a bright, honest way.In his tale, we find the grace,To live our lives with an open face.
So let us learn from Seeber's light,In honesty, we take our flight.No need for masks, let's all agree,Seeber, no seebing, forever be free.
On today’s episode, we review this week’s waivers and trades and break down the upcoming week of matchups highlighting the 3-0 matchup between The Real Jerry West and The Rook… Now, we share a message sent to us from the future through ChatGPT:
In the mystical realm of Fantasy 4 Play, a cataclysmic battle of epic proportions unfolded as the formidable God Titan Rene clashed with the seemingly insignificant troll woman, Jonathan. With titanic forces of nature at his command, Rene unleashed the wrath of the heavens, casting thunderstorms and earthquakes upon the land. However, beneath Jonathan's unassuming exterior lay an indomitable spirit, as she harnessed the power of the earth itself to defend her homeland. The battle raged on, the clash of elements creating a mesmerizing spectacle that illuminated the skies. In the end, it was Rene who emerged victorious, his godly might proving too overwhelming for the brave troll woman. Though defeated, Jonathan's unwavering courage left an enduring legend in Fantasy 4 Play, a testament to the resilience of even the humblest souls in the face of godly adversity.
In today's episode we have special guest, seeb... WOOOOOO. The ROOK - JonathanTheGreater and seeb... WOOOOOO face off in a battle of unbeatens in what our league is calling, "Definitely a matchup that's happening this week." The only question is, was Tony Jones worth $50 FAAB, and how many trades is too many? Our fantasy experts dissect the transactions and trades of the week, looking at the vast ecosystem of available players to help you win your next shitty league tournament.
This week we grade trades and transactions, recap the week, and go over the upcoming matchups. Also, Lionel's best intro yet.
Once upon a time, in the land of Fantasy4playland, there lived a man named Baby Lionel Jr. He was a passionate and dedicated fantasy football enthusiast who had spent countless hours studying player statistics, analyzing matchups, and crafting the perfect lineup. In Fantasy4playland, fantasy football was not just a hobby; it was a way of life, and Baby Lionel Jr. was one of its most revered residents.
Baby Lionel Jr. was known for his daring predictions and his ability to find hidden gems among the vast pool of NFL players. Year after year, he won multiple fantasy football championships, earning the admiration and envy of his fellow fantasy managers. His success was legendary, and he had the trophies and accolades to prove it.
However, as the seasons passed, Baby Lionel Jr. became increasingly obsessed with winning. He started to make brash and boastful claims, often belittling his opponents and undermining the spirit of camaraderie that had once defined Fantasy4playland. His tactics, once seen as clever strategy, turned into ruthless gamesmanship.
As Baby Lionel Jr.'s arrogance grew, so did his isolation from the community. Fellow fantasy managers found his behavior unbearable, and the joy of the game was fading away. They decided to hold a council meeting to address the issue.
In a grand gathering of fantasy enthusiasts from all corners of Fantasy4playland, the council announced their decision. Baby Lionel Jr. was to be exiled from the land of fantasy football. He was no longer welcome to participate in the leagues or enjoy the camaraderie of the game he once loved.
Upon hearing the news, Baby Lionel Jr. was devastated. He realized the depth of his mistakes and how his relentless pursuit of victory had cost him the friendships and connections he had cherished. In a last-ditch effort to make amends, he approached the council and begged for forgiveness.
He vowed to change his ways, to become a better sportsman, and to uphold the true spirit of fantasy football. The council, seeing the sincerity in his eyes, decided to give him a second chance. They welcomed him back into Fantasy4playland with one condition: he must demonstrate true sportsmanship and respect for his fellow managers.
Baby Lionel Jr. accepted the terms with gratitude and humility. He embarked on a journey of self-improvement, both as a fantasy manager and as a person. He mended broken relationships and mentored newcomers in the art of fantasy football, sharing his wisdom and experiences.
Over time, Baby Lionel Jr. became a symbol of redemption and personal growth within Fantasy4playland. His story served as a reminder that the love of the game should always come before the desire to win at any cost.
And so, Baby Lionel Jr. was not only welcomed back into the land of fantasy football but also into the hearts of his fellow fantasy managers. Together, they continued to celebrate the joys of the game, sharing victories and defeats with grace and camaraderie, ensuring that Fantasy4playland remained a place where the love of football and friendship reigned supreme.
Join us as we recap the draft, highlighting values and reaches, on a spreadsheet that only a lunatic could possibly make. Here is a little more about that abhorrent psychopath.
In a village surrounded by nature, Lionel, an extraordinary girl with an unconventional name, was born to loving farmers. Her adventurous spirit led her to engage in fantasy football, strategizing with her fox friend, Finn, who seemed to have an uncanny understanding of the game. As she grew, Lionel's innate talents for analysis and leadership became apparent. When her village faced a drought, metaphorically speaking in terms of a losing streak, she embarked on a journey to uncover the ancient strategies of legendary fantasy football managers. She returned to inspire her fellow fantasy enthusiasts, leading them to adopt innovative approaches and turn their teams around. Lionel's story became a legend, showcasing her unyielding spirit and the idea that anyone can make a profound impact on their world, even within the realm of fantasy football.
Listen as we make our draft predictions while revealing our most likely top picks. We also introduce a new segment… “Who’s My Daddy” naming which players we wish were our daddy’s. — Now, a few words from ChatGPT:
Lionel, a young gay boy, navigated a world of unspoken emotions and unheard words. While his heart brimmed with the vibrant hues of his identity, his voice remained confined by a silence he never chose. In a society that often took speech for granted, Lionel found solace in the quiet spaces between words, where his gestures, expressions, and unspoken connections spoke volumes. Through his eyes, the world was a tapestry of understanding that transcended language, weaving a unique narrative of love, resilience, and the power of being authentically oneself.
Oppenheimer eat your heart out.
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Prepare to be spellbound as "Fantasy 4 Play" emerges from the shadows to take you on an audio expedition like no other. Our captivating tales, meticulously woven by master fantasy experts, will transport you to lands where mythical creatures touch grass, where destiny consumes W’s with desire, and where the echoes of legends resound through time. 📚🐉
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To Ben,
I hope you get this message.
The other day when you asked me if I thought you were gay I replied no. I was lying. I do, in fact, think you are gay. I’m not saying that you are physically attracted to other men, though I do think you are a little bit and I support and accept you for that, I’m saying that you are just gay. Gay like a remote with faulty batteries, gay like Seeber in the playoffs, gay like gelatin. I hope you read this, I do, and I hope you know that win or lose, you will still be gay.
-the Fantasy 4 Play support hotline Dial 1-800-BENIS4EVAGAY
In July 1991, research chemist Lionel Dahmer was informed by the Milwaukee Police Department that they were investigating a homicide involving his son Jeffrey. Dahmer initially thought Jeffrey was a murder victim, not a murderer. He learned the grisly details of his son's crimes during the trial which he was found to be legally sane and sentenced to life imprisonment in February 1992.[6]
A Father's Story runs chronologically from Jeffrey's birth until his arrest and imprisonment. Dahmer tries to figure out what made his son commit murder, practice necrophilia and cannibalism. He scrutinizes every possible contributing factor to his son's psychosis starting with himself. Dahmer judges himself a poor father because he was emotionally distant towards his son. While reflecting, he "speculates that his own youthful shyness, fascination with bombs and fears of abandonment added up to a monstrous genetic inheritance."[7]
A Father's Story is a memoir written by Lionel Dahmer, father of American serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. The book was published in 1994 by William Morrow and Company.
"Me Llamo Juan"
Pa’ empezar me llamo Juan,
Bien sonriente y positivo
Sinaloense soy amigo
Y aquí les vengo a contar…
De los Mochis con mochila
Me vine pa los Uniteds
Para mi suerte cambiar…
Ya arrimado aguanté
Un rato pues la neta,
Quería billetes ganar…
En la High School no estudié,
Recorrí la 111
Y la Avalón completa
Por South Lake me la pintié…
Discusiones en mi casa
Me reservaron un vuelo
Y me quisieron devolver…
Pero se me prendió el foco
Y pa la casa
De un amigo recalé…
Gracias a mi compa Carlos,
Que buena equina brincó,
Carpientie por unos meses,
Tony mi chamba me dio,
200 mi primer cheque,
Me sentía Ricky Ricon,
El patito ya nadaba,
Y se pegó un chapuzón.
Todo pintaba mejor,
Ya no andábamos a pata
Viejito pero bonito
Aquel corola 82…
En la casa y el trabajo
Como por arte de magia
La rachita se acabó…
Nos quedamos en la calle
Y pa acabarla,
La chamba se me escaseó…
De ahí pal real me la rife,
Una de a dólar por día
Que no me mataba el hambre
Vieran como la perrie…
Cuando me caía la noche
Me dormía en aquel parque
Y así me la aventé un mes…
Toque fondo
Y anduve de vagabundo,
Pero nunca me rajé…
Nunca perdí la sonrisa,
Y Juanito la logró,
Tengo hasta mi compañía,
Tanta malicia costeo,
Nunca soñé con cuajarla,
Trabajé y se me cumplió,
Antes ni pa un par de tenis,
Hoy tengo hasta colección.
I will love you forever
I will love you from now, 'til the end of time
And I promise forever
I will give up my will for you
I will fulfill all your dreams for you
I would give up my life for you
I will stay by your side
To protect you and hide you from all of the pain
That a man and a woman must hide
I will stand by your side.
I would give up my life for you
Just to do right to you
You will know who I am
Only you would understand
I would give up my life for you
(Stand by me) I will be there when you need me
(Swear by me) I swear by the part of God that's in me
I will care and be there
For as long as you need me
I will stay by your side.
Always by your side...
F
4
P
It might seem crazy what I am 'bout to say
Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby by the way
Huh (Because I'm Zappe)
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because Zappe)
Clap along if you feel like Zappenis is the truth
(Because I'm Zappe)
Clap along if you know what Zappenis is to you
(Because I'm Zappe)
Thank you.
I came here tonight...
and I didn't know what to expect.
I've seen a lot of people hating me...
and I didn't know...
what to feel about that, so...
I guess I didn't like you much either.
During this fight...
I seen a lot of changing:
the way you felt about me...
and the way I felt about you.
In here...
there were two guys...
killing each other.
But I guess that's better than millions.
What I'm trying to say is...
if I can change...
and you can change...
everybody can change!
I just want to say one thing to my kid...
who should be home sleeping.
Happy Halloween, Seeber!
I love you!
-Daddy Balboa
303 days and 20 name changes all reflecting the power of the fantasy gods whoms prophecy’s always come true.
The next lucky numbers are 0 and 4. The last undefeated and the last defeated. Last one to win loses.
Join the NFFL crew as we put you into a trance of zen only the best podcast can provide.
-Junior Lionel Dualgoat, A.K.A. JLD
Have you ever Juandered how the F4P Podcast could get any better? How about winning a game? Or having 3 undefeated guests on the show?
Who's the real fraud??? Not the guy averaging 76 opponent points per game like he was playing against the 76ers I suppose?
Why am I asking so many questions? Find out on this week's episode of the hottest podcast of the 20th? 21st? and 22nd century?
Do you like 4play? Cause I do?
Send your prayers to the Fantasy 4 Play GODcast.
On this pod we recap the NFL week 2,
Where DUALGOAT O'HYMEN gifted a dub to SeebWOOO!
Trends galore, Trey's ankles be bustin',
2-0 with no RB's? These hips do be thrustin'.
Bounce back weeks may lay o'er the horizon,
for those who say no to TELCEL and prefer Verizon,
So, if you believe that your squad is “5G Built Right,”
brace yourself for chaos, squeeze your butthole real tight.
Don't be like JJ getting shut down by Slay,
Wake the fuck up and listen to Fantasy 4 Play.
PSA: When's the last time you checked your colon?
- The Fantasy 4 Play Colon (non-cancer) Research Society
If a Jerry Jones shits in the woods, does it make a sound? You bet your sweet ass it does, and so do we. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the sweet, sultry sounds of the Fantasy 4 Play podcast.
Alright Sunday night where are you?
Waiting for the game that leads red, white and blue.
You want some football?
We want it too.
Hey Jack, it's a fact, the show's back in town.
Stadium's rockin', time to crank up the sound.
NFL's best have come to play.
Coast to coast, there's just one thing left to sayyayayayayy,: Iv'e Been Waiting All Day for Sunday Night.
Get on your feet for a star-spangled fight.
more than a game, its every fan's right.
That's why were watin' all day for Sunday night.
Sunday Night Football on NBC.
Al and Chris are the best on TV.
Stars are wrapped, it's the place to be, cause the NFL rocks on NBC, Yeah!
-- At F4P, we care about you, and you should too.
Hey, feeling horny? Well we got something for you.
We have locals in your area that are ready to fu*.
And boy have they been itching to meet you. Just click the attachment and fill out your information including a photo of yourself and a card.
Oh, yea.
----- Fantasy 4 Play Customer Support team
Who's YOUR daddy?!?! Juan certainly knows his. Find out who it is on this pre-draft edition of the Fantasy 4 Play pod!
Welcome back to another year of the Fantasy 4 Play League. In this episode we discuss fantasy football... sparingly. We witnessed "The Quincy" rise from the ashes of Quincy like a fiery phoenix, and boy did it soar. The league's arch-villain, Lionel, did try to foil our plans to complete our discussion yet again. Nevertheless, he failed miserably because he's a little bitch. As always, I'll sign off as tradition dictates... clears throat
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Lets recap the league draft together, we shall bask in the glory of our steals and reaches!!! We are also finally talking some REAL LIFE FOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Lets Go!
In this episode we breakdown some of the more fantasy relevant contract and injury situations around the league. We touch on how these situations affect the fantasy landscape as we enter Week 1 of the 2020 fantasy season.
Have you ever Juandered? 1:16:26
Bust or Nut is a new segment where we breakdown our thoughts on players that we believe will either impress or regress in 2020.
1:17:45- Have you ever Juandered?
On this Have You Ever Juandered? we explore the wonderful world of NFL Twitter Beefs, among other things.
Breaking down the NFC East with Fantasy Analyst Juan Aranda... and also some harmless but fairly graphic content.
NFC North Breakdown, News, keepers, and Seeber explains why Gronkowski and McGregor are jokes
Superstar Special feat. The Juan that got away, SeebWOO, Greenbae, Carb00ker and BDJ... AFC West Breakdown!
Aaaaand our divisonal breakdown has begun! First off, the AFC North. We're also debuting our new segment... "Pos, Have you ever Juandered?" With the Juan and only Mr. Juan in a million.
In our debut pod, we keep it loose and recap some of the bigger NFL free agency moves that have transpired this 2020 offseason.