Let's No Longer Waste Time, Let's Podcast: Recent Episodes
Jon Helfman and John Marsh
Two 40-something ad guys, who get easily distracted, decided to start recording their brainstorming sessions. It's a study in ADD-vertising.
This week Jon opens up about fertility and the birth of his two beautiful daughters... while the other John has questions.
Cancelled flight, Jon at the airport, Days Inn, shuttle, hot water, mowing, elevator door, leaves, lawn mowers, laundry, jeans, Donald Duck, plants, pickles, dead bunny, dead bird
World Cup, Olympics, Winter Olympics, bobsled, NASCAR drivers, McDonalds, overeating, Thanksgiving, ruined holidays, presents, party time, capital punishment
New Office, HVAC, room temp, sunglasses, Battleship, Scrabble, UNO, Mouse Trap, Operation, Life, college, Clue, choke wire, rope, Monopoly, Slinky
Vegas, Craps. driving, sex toy party, Lazy Susan, tupperware party, zip lock bags, cereal, snack hoarders, Doritos
$100K Bar, the internet, cancer, sweet and low, mice, rats, cell phones, tumors, science, Mentos, Tide pods, heroin, knives, axe throwing, Vikings, Civil War, war
We celebrate the birth of Jon and our disdain of surprise parties
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Jon's chair, travel, airports, TSA, socks, Marriott, no keys, Starbucks, customer service, Venti, tweens, Enterprise, notes
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sleep, morning people, airports, hot water, jacuzzi, tubs, saunas, shampoo, Avada, haircuts, mohawks, tailoring, t-shirts, Gainz Box, slim fit
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Pain, neck brace, car accident, purgatory, JFK, aliens, government coverups, Jack Ruby, space, infinity, Star Trek, E.T., Native Americans, genetics
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spelling, German, jail, communication, SATs, gratuity, separate checks, brewing, lobbying, meetings, neighbors, fight about food, clay pigeons, hot stuff, ice, England, straws
buffets, sneeze guard, pudding, body weight, health, wine, exercise, golf, shrimp cocktail. deviled eggs, white vans, cookies, celery, weddings, VH1, wedding reception, University of MD
weather, science, school, college, interviewing, job descriptions, underwear, effort, socialism, dress codes, fashion
garbage, free valet, dad's driving, drive-bys, golf carts, driving fast, road rage, aggression, confrontation, green lights, Confrontational Karl, littering, dog poop
Sesame Street, PBS, Sponsorship Branding, Electric Company, water, agency pitches, brass knuckles, airports, mail, Amazon Prime, Comcast, police
stagecoaches, drunk driving, Uber, self-driving cars, fireworks, frogs, crickets, gambling, slot machines, $10,000, Las Vegas, people. vikings, moon landing, Mars, electricity
Kids, goddamnit, stupid, beeps, FCC, success, Twitter, being present, Instagram, Human Resources, beach balls
Crocks, outdoors vs inside, the beach, sand, halloween, fire pit, candy, new branding, summer, being disciplined, video games, iPhones, kids, China Town
Content is king, soreness, lightbulbs, blue collar, muscle memory, brothers, ping pong, Google, Pete Webber, tux rentals, kilts, earthquakes, sharks, weather, snow days
Isis flag, Maryland flag, no agenda, critics, toast, sandwiches, garlic bread, cupcakes, eating with your hands, speed cameras, smoking on planes, flying private, peanuts, popcorn, saltwater taffy, candy our format