The Garner Andrews Show with Bryce Kelley: Recent Episodes
Garner Andrews & Bryce Kelley
A couple of guys who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like… the best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
It was a busy weekend in the big city. We've got an update from the guy who's eaten 150 hotdogs in 2026, talk Great Outdoors Comedy Fest, Thermacells, and The Odyssey
We discuss a wild backcountry toilet set up, Garner's bad-boy-password attitude, and moths.
There's nothing better than a good stick. Time to show yours off with Stick Chat. Plus why is Garner paranoid that he'll be busted for dining and dashing?
Garner and Taylor discuss old jingles! Why is The Clapper guy so... intense? Also, what kinds of cool stuff do you have access to?
Garner is gatekeeping magnet fishing sooo, what's your new hobby? (He's kidding - go magnet fishing).
Could you eat 9 hotdogs and drink 9 beers all in 9 innings at a baseball game? Who do you think could: Garner or Taylor? We also talk trading in your smartphones for dumbphones.
We continue to share your stories of things you may have done that you still look back and cringe about. Historical cringe!
Ever have a moment of cringe so hard that you still think of it? Maybe you scored on your own goal? Let's discuss.
Weddings are getting pricey, so much so that Gen Z is skipping some! How big was your wedding? Or are you skipping any weddings because of the cost?
What smaller things make you feel inconvenienced? Maybe it's having to walk up an escalator. Also, why are people making food in public washrooms?
Do you have a good nose blow? Is that your special skill? Also, we got more outrage from another Taylor's Top 5. You agree though, don't you?
Is Garner a nosy neighbour? He just doesn't want anything to happen to you in the middle of the night! Let's also talk sunglasses and summer style.
What movies will always remind you of summer? The Sandlot, Superbad, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and Dazed and Confused are some of the big ones that have come through.
It's The Garner Andrews Show rainy day club! There's a water restriction, it's a mess out there, but Garn still went out on the town! Speaking of, where and when do you tip?
POV: There's a sign at your work that says "Danger: Someone Destroyed This Bathroom"..... Would you look? Garner did. Also, what are you getting your old man for Father's Day?
Garn's latest algorithm update involves dine & dash security footage. Father's Day is coming up but are there any good songs about dads?
Do you still do casual Friday? Do you even go to work on Fridays? Also, people are bringing so many things to theatres nowadays maybe there's room for a movie theatre sherpa. To carry all your blankets and heat packs and whatnot.
We're talking about things that were banned at your school when you were young, and how some of us just have too much stuff.
Garner went magnet fishing! More to come on that. We also chat about what the adult version of a spare would be, when do you actually have extra time? Taylor is also now known as The Champ.
Garner talks jiggs dinner, food prices, and what restaurants SHOULD be doing. We also talk more about Facebook Marketplace deals and how you knew your partner was the one.
Today we learned about all the city/town-wide garage sales! Garner also continues on his hydration journey.
If you don't hydrate you dydrate -Garner AndrewsAlso, what free promotional items would get you excited?
Do you eat nuts and bolts in the summer? Or watermelon before May? What are acceptable and unacceptable off season snacks? We also discuss swim lessons and AI.
What's wrong with Taylor? We revisit how you should tell someone to have a good day, how you use AI, and how many exits your neighbourhood has.
Danny called in with an ear worm, a song stuck in his head with no idea what it is. We help Danny figure it out, plus Garner wants to go magnet fishing.
Taylor saw a guy walking down the street drinking milk, and we share our silly little fears
We wish you good health! On an unrelated note, Garner is discovering unfamiliar dive bars and beef dips.
Today we're giving you praise! Because sometimes we just need a pat on the head for workin' hard. Also, did you get your bread money yet?
Today is a Dull Listeners' Club day as we discuss dishwashers and hitting the snooze button.
Garner recaps his weekend trip to Morinville and Taylor reveals what snack has become his kryptonite.
If your neighbour gets a new roof, let them know you noticed! Maybe bring them a casserole. Speaking of casseroles, casserole chat is back on the air!
Have you ever bought a sticker so cool or nice that you don't know where to stick it and just never stick it anywhere? Yeah, we get it. Also, a radio magpie update for ya.
We recap bowling with Arkells on The Gutter Andrews Show (Garner got a gutter ball and now we're making fun of him), and celebrate going into the long weekend!
Garner has decided he's just going to let the wind take the patio furniture he doesn't like. We also chat about Kris Knoblauch, and continue our thoughts on salad...
What would you put in your snack fanny pack if you had one? What's a snack you snack on before snacking? We also test out how good Taylor's French skills are.
We're asking you questions with The Garner Andrews Show Census. How often do you wash your sheets? Do your pants go on before or after socks?
How often do you wash your hair? Science says don't do it every day! Some of you go a lot longer than that... We also recap Mother's Day and the Edmonton Riverboat getting stuck.
It's a radio wiener kind of day we swerve ditch to ditch, talking more about weird compliments and foot cramps.
You get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment!
Garner has invented a new move the "Flee and Pee". You enter a business with no intention to buy anything, just use the restroom... then you flee! We also talk about the record breaking gas prices, and things you're doing to treat yourself.
We're continuing our Mother's Day countdown of MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television. Duh. Also, how annoying is technology? And do you TRUST technology?
Ever been in a jam at work and had to go number one? Was it somewhere you weren't supposed to? We also talk elite calculators and the top MILFFTs (Mothers I Like From Film and Television).
Is there a random sports team that's not from your city that you started cheering for? Is it because you just liked the logo?
Are there certain types of movies or shows you just can't watch? Is it because of the gore? We also continue to tell tales of hitchhiking.
Garner didn't know that his beautiful bride decided to hitchhike recently. Have you ever done it? We also talk about your tolerance for gore.
Do you still eat dinner at the table? Or are you a couch dweller? We also talk about overeating.
Happy National Email Day! How much does your inbox suck? How many unread messages are you rockin'?
What keeps you up at night? For Garner, it's the street sweeping schedule. Also, it's Earth Day! Go recycle and such.
What cool perks do you get with your job? Apparently Gen Z wants drugs for perks... not that kind.
What weren't you allowed as a kid, and how's your relationship with your parents these days?
Why did people lick pencils before using them? We talk about mercury and led poisoning, and life's other mysteries.
Taylor knows first aid now! Yay! We also talk a bit more about space and Garner's medical appointment.
Today we learn about the "car pause", taking a break to reset in your car before the next part of your day. We also discuss things you're super open about... like colonoscopies.
Do you understand how technology works? We're still figuring out fax machines. We also talk about Artemis II some more.
We're talking about jobs that Ai could never take, like a tailor or crime scene outline model....
Garner wants to know what your dating life is like in 2026. Also, we recap the Easter weekend and the baby born at Rogers Place on Saturday.
It's radio wiener! Where we hop from topic to topic, like: There's a lotta theft going on nowadays, and do you have an embarrassing email address?
When people come to your house for the first time do you show them around? Do you tell them tales from the rooms' past?
Have you ever thought about disappearing? In the traveling, getting off social media, and making your life more exciting kinda way?
Do you get competitive with people about how little sleep you get? Or how busy you are?
Buying a bottle of water in the drive-through is not a great financial decision. -Garner
It's a darker show today as we tell the stories of a professional cornhole player turned murderer and an ice fishing scandal... For real.
Do you still order adult drinks in restaurants? A lot of people don't anymore, according to a new survey. Also, can you wwatch a movie and be on your phone at the same time? Garner cannot.
We have an update on Punch the monkey! Garner has thoughts about the price of Costco Hotdogs, and we learn more about comparison parties.
Garner is feeling rejected by jury duty, and we learn about parties where we all do our boring adult tasks together.
Do you have a chair you stack laundry on? The stuff that you've already worn but is not ready to be washed yet? Also we get an update on Taylor's potential beaver dad friend.
Making friends as an adult can be challenging! Taylor needs some help. How do you approach an adult and ask them for friendship, without sounding weird?
Does your partner have anything in their wardrobe that you wish you could throw in the river? Like a certain hat, shirt, or wallet chain? Do you tell them or keep it to yourself?
What are you oddly sentimental about? Do you have a water bottle that would just break your heart if you lost it? Does it have a whole bunch of stickers on it?
We're doing the opposite of what social media does, instead of celebrating all your wins, we're looking at the underbelly of your life.
One of Garner's prized possessions blew away in the wind storm this weekend. Will he ever get it back?
Are you rockin' a 30 year old popcorn maker? Or maybe a 20 year old saran wrap? What's the oldest thing in your house?
Are mini vans lame? Yes or no? The Dull Listeners Club is also back with Tupperware and fitted sheets.
What was your longest day of work and how many lunches did you bring? 7? We also have a Punch the monkey update and a time change debate.
When you ask for a king sized bed on your vacation but get two queens, what's your reaction? Taylor loves it, but Garner doesn't like that at ALL. Also, the guys talk about Punch the monkey :(.
In today's mini episode we talk about the top baby names in Alberta, and Olympic Ski Jump.
What are things you see in public that just makes you go - awwww! Garner loves seeing elderly couples sharing ice cream sundaes. Also, who are the most and least romantic people in Edmonton? Let's find out.
Today is National Hug Day and we learned that you should have "minimum 4 hugs to survive" and "8 to maintain". Do pet hugs count?
Have you ever been trapped at a car wash? Well, maybe just in the lineup? Also, Garner is going through what he likes to call "algorithm hell".
Garner had an old timey day visiting the cobbler, and nobody wants Taylor's free stuff... Poor guy.
So many sports sports-ing! We talk Super Bowl, Olympics, and old timey games too. Garner also dissects darts.
Garn is sad because he finished his book and is only looking for books about lighthouses at this time. Know any? Also, are the Team Canada Olympic outfits brown??
The Winter Olympics are starting! There's a lot of excitement with NHL players being involved this year, but are Olympic sports just the dumb things you did as a kid?
There are way too many subscriptions! Do you use them all? This show is free, just sayin'.
Do you have any tattooed makeup? Did it hurt? Did it keep up with the times? We also talk about what the worst age is, Blink says it's 23...
We're talking about life's simple pleasures and what you do that's fun at your job. We also learn about the Spindle Factory.
Are you a puzzler? Did you keep the puzzles post pandemic? Also, do you use Temu? It's intimidating...
Does your work have a "free table"? Do your feelings get hurt when your items aren't taken? Have you scored anything good? We also recap the Oilers photo day.
Garner is starting an Audiobook Club, and yes it's the same as reading. We also talk clubhouses both for kids and adults!
Bag Chat is on the air! We also talk about the guy who climbed the skyscraper on Netflix, and of course, fart jokes.
Whether you like your job or hate it, what's the worst part? Also, how do you trick your kids into eating frozen berries? And finally, special guest Peter from July Talk joins us to talk about Sinners!
We're talking fashion on the show today, things from the 70s, 80s, 90s, that you still wear or you'd WANT to wear. Do you have anything super vintage?
Don't tell Taylor to have a good day... He doesn't like being told what to do. Also, do you know all your coworkers' names? Why don't we anymore?
Garner tells us all about his morning routine. It's okay to leave toothpaste on the brush overnight right? The guys also talk about goalie fights! Sports!
Do you have a road trip pee spot? Maybe you don't even buy anything while you're there, you rebel. Also why is broccoli trying to baby talk Taylor?
Garner and Taylor talk about the day their world turned grey, the day they found out things like where the pulled pork actually came from... Also Garner does a New Years Resolution check in, he's making art!
Garner used to wear a bow tie, Taylor wore red skinny jeans... Do you have fashion regrets? I think we all do.
Marketplace is a hassle, and there's a loooot of you with stories... Good and bad. Also, have you ever gone viral?
How many hours are you rockin' on your average screen time? We had some pretty high highs and some pretty low lows! We also talk Heated Rivalry and TV theme songs.
We're swerving all over the place today talking about bad chicken, bad smells, books, and more. Come along for the ride!
Are you rocking a pair of steady winter boots? Or are you slipping and sliding everywhere? We also talk sleep divorce... And how that needs a new name.
Happy New Year, Garner is back! Now we've started the debate: is table tennis a sport? Are sports anything you get sweaty doing?
Have you experienced a shopping angel? It's a stranger at a store that says "hey, don't buy that". Also, does anyone really know anything about Avatar?
Have you shoveled yet in this snowmageddon? Also how are your kids Santa photos going? We also talk Fallout and NPCs.
How do you upgrade from shovel boy to snow blower man? Garner and Taylor explore such mysteries. Also, today we learn that there is no such thing as bad music.
Is there something you love so much, you stockpile it? We talked to a listener who's friend's dad found the perfect sneakers... so he did the math to see how many pairs he would need until he died, and bought them all. Dark... but practical!
Are you a slipper person? Garn thinks he might become one. We also talk frozen windows and rental trees!
Garner wants to start a page where he posts pictures of bathrooms and you have to guess, where is he peeing? It's a work in progress... Also we get an update on Taylor asking another dad out for beers.
Garner made an announcement... About his favourite lettuce. Which sparked a lot of controversy.
We continue the discussion of old timey things, that might not be that old timey at all. Also, some people don't have phones?? Weird.
Did your parents send you to the store as a little kid for bread and cigarettes? Did you ride to school in a sleigh pulled by horses? Ahh the good old days!
Do you tell your friends you love them? Ever say it to a stranger by accident? We're speaking the language of love today.
Is there a place in Alberta that doesn't allow dancing? We get a call from the mayor to set the record straight. Also, Taylor enters an adult spelling bee.
Ever run into someone you know in a really awkward location? Also Taylor is doing a spelling bee this weekend, and the new episodes of Stranger Things come out today!
Ever get a little backstabby and the person hears about it? Or gossip about someone in a private message, only to realize you sent it to the group chat? Uh oh...
Garn wonders about provincial nicknames, discusses being dull, and reveals the story of a decade old run in with Carly Rae Jepsen.
Who in your family or friend group would be the best to share a life raft with and why? Also, Garn discusses his art, and Taylor talks about hockey.
Today we're celebrating Taylor Smith's social anxiety! Yaaaay... That, and Garn struggles with his Taco Night calendar.
Garner knows the exact measurements of his furnace filter by heart, and when to change it. That's dull... In the best way. Are you dull?
What was the last thing you searched on the internet? Was it embarrassing? Let's spill your secrets.
Today we're comparing speedometers. Garner is a little sad his isn't as high as others. (This is not about driving fast)
Ever sleep through something? Or sleep at work? Also, how should Garner give away his stuff?
Were you a pool kid? Or were you chosen by a pool kid? We also talk cozy vibes, and Miss Metal.
RIP Taylor's buffalo mac & cheese... Ever forget something on top of your car? Or forget your coffee in the drive-through?
Today we get way too into chairs, and talk the many ways you should be simplifying your life. And it turns out Garner likes his toothpaste crusty??
Garner has exposed the blanket industry! We talk about the weird places you're napping, who has the longest drive to work every day, and those horrible pillows at your in-laws...
We're still searching for the Mayor of Frugaltown. Plus Garner needs some help on how to have the perfect car nap...
Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?
We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:
Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.
Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.
Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.
Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.
Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!
Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts
Garner captured the sound of Thanksgiving with a can of cranberry sauce. And we talk about that time you got stuck with a wildly huge bill to pay.
It's a Radio Weiner today. Garner disrupts the cleaning lady, students embarrass teachers, and technology is tough.
Garner wonders out loud if anyone is nostalgic for the pandemic... Taylor gets a turkey surprise... and we want to know what you're eating for breakfast
Have you ever accidentally given off the wrong signal? Also, do kids still pass notes in school?
What were some of the ways you made money last when things were tight? We chat about that new Taylor Swift album, and all it's innuendos (in your end-o), and some weird early morning deliveries
Garner has been recording his first album while his wife is away. Hear his first original song "Piss On Your Lawn" in this podcast episode. And we talk about the clothes you've had FOREVER.
The Dull Listeners Club returns with stories of the saran wrap you've had for years and years and years. Celebrate with us... some of these have outlasted marriages!
What are you accidentally hoarding? Kaylee stocked up on 5 hams this weekend because she found a good deal. That'll last her months. Garner buys ketchup every time he goes to the grocery store just in case he needs it... and we give a lot of love to China Lily soy sauce.
Get an update on Garner's MRI! And we have a new business idea to bring back all the discontinued fast food items that you miss from your past
Hamburger Helper is making a comeback in these tough economic times... what is your cheap struggle meal? Plus Garner needs and MRI and has bumpy pumpkins.
What's something you know TOO MUCH about? Taylor is obsessed with Connor McDavid, Garner can go off about synthesizers, and Karson knows way too much about cleaning up after a crime scene... How about you?
Garner is still trying to kick the hard candy pony... and Taylor is afraid of strangers
Have you ever pulled some tricks on your kids? Parents trick you? Time to confess... Another Beauty Quiz... and we learn too much about Star Wars.
Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner? Garner takes a hard stand. And news of Moosehead beer switching from bottles to cans sparks a very heated debate.
Do you talk to strangers? We also cover some things you're procrastinating, and another Garner Andrews Show Beauty Quiz.
What old-timey way did you fall in love? Plus we're doing the Garner Andrews Show Beauty Contest all week for $500 to Shoppers Drug Mart. Listen live to win. See how it went with Erik and Byron this morning
Today is the day you can return cutlery to the office and not get in trouble for stealing them... or at least Taylor is hoping. And we ask how you met your partner? Was it at an old-timey barn raising like Garner?
There's too many kinds of pasta, and they all taste the same. Or so we thought... and we talk spoiler-people, and show chat makes a brief return
Garner got some new shoes, but there's too many decisions in life. And kids can't do anything fun these days
What's that thing you spend too much money on? Your hobby that gets all your hard-earned-coin? Plus: Taylor outrages you with another Top 5 list, and we catch up on towel talk
How often do you use a bath towel before you swap it out for a new clean one? We got way too into this chat, and learned too much about each other. And another Back to School Spelling Bee goes down.
What makes you irrationally angry? Plus we talk about the sweet nostalgia of Laurentian pencil crayons and Mr. Sketch scented markers.
Where can you buy a meter stick these days? How would you get an onion un-stuck from your furnace? How would you do on our Back to School Spelling Bee?
Everyone's going back to school, and parents everywhere are wearing sunglasses inside so no one can see the tears. Plus we pay tribute to the TI-83, and Garner reveals how he made his first $1,000,000 with Garnco.
Remember Office Friday Treat Guy at the office? Do they and the other office visitors still exist? Is it okay that Taylor shared a paralyzer with his boys? What's the best donut? Who's your nemesis? All of this answered and more
We all have an old Crown Royal bag kicking around, right? What's in yours? Remember when you had to read out loud in school... did you love it or hate it? And who is your nemesis?
Food tasted different if it comes out of the "wrong" container... and we talk about Gen Zers bringing their parents to interviews.
Talking about the hardest things to buy as Garner tries to get a new mattress. And what's something you have that you shouldn't? Maybe you borrowed from a friend and never returned it? Maybe you've had a Honeymoon Suite cassette since 1985 and haven't given it back... if so, Stacy wants it back.
Try something new lately? We want to hear about how it's going. Maybe you're sleeping in a different bed than your partner, and loving it? More people than you think are.
Talking regret... either the tattoo you had to get removed, or the weird thing you ate. And maybe tomorrow for Garner.. smelling salts
55% of people don't eat lunch at work. They skip lunch to keep working, and end up eating something desperate. So, what's your desperate lunch? Also we talk about the power ranking of twins, and what it's like to be left-handed.
Garner does, Taylor doesn't. Who's the weirdo? We also talk to you about lost teeth, and phoning your mom
What are the shows you watch when you're in between shows? Is Taylor the only person who doesn't like Tim Robinson? And Garner has big plans for his empty nest.
Where do you draw the line for lost and found? What are the things you would use if you found them, and what are the things that would stay lost?
What should you NOT be wearing to work? We have some stories for you... Also Garn is taking a little break from murder podcasts, kinda.
Go to any socials lately? Almost hit something with your car on the highway? It's small town radio in the big city!
There's a really freaky story about something- or someone, in a couple's attic. That and we do more Radio Weiner, talking about hot dogs and dad moves.
What's your shame snack? Is it hotdogs? We also chat about hair transplants and parenting moments.
What are some things you put off? Maybe it's getting new glasses, or washing a certain dish. That and more random topics aka Radio Weiner.
Garner went to a super weird sale at a house... Help him figure out what was going on. Also, ever do a career change?
Smell chat is on the air! It's summer, so why not rank the hottest garbage smells. We also continue our talk on hobbies, and Jerry the nudist is back!
Garner thinks everyone needs to adopt one small town. Also, how's your summer lookin'? Is it being funded for you?
What is that one weird thing you always bring with you? Talked to Vaughn who brings his own slippers wherever he goes, someone who needs salt with them at all times, and we get into a weird debate about what would be worse to drink... feta water or sour cream water... fun!
More stories of your cool teachers, how you keep hydrated, and we talk to engineer Darcie about that time she saved someone's life
School is almost done, so we're walking down memory lane... remembering the cool teachers you had back in the day. Like Garner's teacher who bought him and the rest of the volleyball team beers on the drive back from a game. It was a "different time"
Got Daddy Issues? Garner will be your radio dad. Teach you how to ride a bike, throw a tight spiral, and everything else you need. And we chat about how much water your drinking. It's not enough.
Telling the stories of that time a stranger helped you out, and never got the credit. Or you helped someone and never heard from them again. Emergency closure is what we're after. And we dive deep into Taylor's very first world problems
Garner's a bad boy... there's some rules he refuses to follow... plus we talk for way too long about underwear shopping
We saw some weird things this weekend... Garner almost ran over a couple making out on their bikes, and Taylor saw a dude drinking a can of non-alcoholic Paloma in the hardware store... feels weird
We're sharing stories of childhood trauma, laughing with you... not at you. Get a Taylor's Top 5 of Dad Moves for Father's Day. And Garner needs your help to fix his busted ear.
Everyone thinks Garner is being Grumpy... and he takes it out on a 6 year old. Plus... the return of Tradio!
No that The Bay is closed, Garner doesn't know where to shop. But he's got a really awkward life hack that can get you a good outfit. And then for some reason we started talking about feet? Sorry.
We're talking about that time an animal got trapping INSIDE your house... they shouldn't be there. What are they doing there? Also, Garner doesn't believe Australia is real.
It's a radio weiner! A bunch of random stuff packed into one weiner tube. That and your hockey superstitions.
Garner debuted some new shoes today, but there's no one in the office to notice... so we're starting the Garner Andrews Show New Outfit Appreciation Society. We'll give you the compliments you DESERVE. And we talk about how hard it is to buy and sell things online these days. Hi, is this still available?
So much outrage for the day after the Oilers make the Stanley Cup Finals... We try to figure out what is going on in those Instacart Commercials, Taylor's Top 5 Oilers of All Time makes people real mad... and we discuss "upper deckers"...
We play another round of "Are You Jersey Worthy" to find real Oilers fans, Taylor got a wellness check from his neighbour because he hasn't mowed his lawn yet, and we stumble into the wild world of hockey smut.
Taylor is going up to random people wearing Oilers jerseys and asking them to name 5 players to see if they are "jersey worthy"... Garner is asking important questions like "what time of day gets the most toilet flushes"... and we find out if the Oilers are now Calgary's team
What skills will you bring to the table if the world ends? Garner is the gatekeeper of the apocalypse and based on your abilities, he'll give you an invite to the end of the world. Plus we see how big of an Oiler fan random people wearing jerseys are.
Who's better? Sherwood Park or St. Albert? Spruce Grove or Stony Plain? Beaumont or Leduc? It's a battle of the Bedroom Communities, and there can only be one winner.
Street sweeping season stresses Garner out, he's gotta figure out what to do with all the junk in his car, and banks need to change man
The Parade of Pettiness continues. What's the most petty thing that has ever happened to you? We hear stories of hidden glasses, "lost" wallets, and extreme pettiness
We want to hear about the time you were absolutely petty. We continue dishing out Short Term Service Awards, and have a quick TV chat. What are you watching?
What is the shortest amount of time you've ever worked a job? Everyone celebrates "long term service awards" we want to celebrate the short term. Plus we talk about your road trip enemies and besties.
What "Dad Moves" do you pull? Don't have to be a dad to do it... controlling the thermostat, having a coffee while starting at your lawn, maybe you have a shoe horn? Actually we talked a LOT about shoe horns.
When did the fancy version of something ruin the normal version of something for you? Get first class seats on a plane, and now you can't stand sitting in regular seats? And Taylor goes out to try to start Lets Go Oilers chants in public places again... and it ends with a confrontation with a mall security guard.
Taylor bought a minivan and he's trying to make minivans cool again. Garner thinks he needs to start a Minivan Life Club with matching jackets... will you join?
Leon Draisaitl had a rough day at work on Saturday. Scoring on his own goal with 0.4 seconds left in a playoff game. But he's not alone... you've had horrible days at work too. We're sharing horrible day at work stories. And Garner has a question about one of the weird playoff commercials we keep seeing over and over again.
What's something you did growing up, that you didn't realize was weird until you grew up? Turns out we all had weird childhoods
Do you think we can get "Lets Go Oilers" chants started with strangers in a public place? The Garner Andrews Show put Taylor and Chantal on assignment to see if the playoff hype in Edmonton is strong enough for chants to start in public, He went to different places, yelled "Lets Go Oilers" to see if anyone would come back with the clap-clap clap-clap-clap. And Garner is un-cancelling one of his favourite words...
What's the CRAZIEST rumour you've ever heard about yourself? There's a rumour going around that Gene Principe was forced to get a haircut... we chat to him and get to the bottom of it... and see if it's true that Taylor is getting a minivan... JUICY
Oilers start round 2 of the playoffs today... we try to get the playoff fever going by asking co-workers to drum the end of the "Lets Go Oilers" chant on a bucket... Garner is trying to decide if he's a Bucket Hat Guy... and we talk about the pedicure that cost someone their LEG!
We talk about that time you had to share a hotel room with a stranger... and sometimes share a bed. Plus we see how many alarms you have set on your phone to wake up in the morning. No matter the number, Garner will think it's too many.
We had a flight attendant on the show yesterday that said "basic manners" would make her job way easier. Take your headphones out, make eye contact, say thank you, and you're a star passenger. Bring treats? What would make YOUR job easier, if people started doing it?
What can you do to be your flight attendant's favourite passenger, and score free stuff? Garner finds answers. And we talk to "Zusports10", the guy who is pumping out Oilers playoff parody songs that are absolute bangers.
We continue talking about your commitment to pettiness... the things you have banned from your life. Plus we tackle the big debate... could 100 men win a fight against 1 gorilla?
The Oilers playoff run is in full force... but if you're not into hockey, what are you doing during the games? Everyone else is busy, so do you get movie theatres, costcos, and errands to yourself? And we talk to someone who banned hockey from their life over a decade ago and ask what have you banished from your life?
Jerry the Nudist returns to chat nude playoff parties, the Garner Andrews Show Parade of Oilers Superfans continues with Mama Stanley, and Garner proves that he can turn ANY song into a jock jam.
The Garner Andrews Show Parade of Superfans continues with The Ekholms, we have an awkward chat about jock jams, and try to figure out if anyone actually works when they're working from home on Fridays.
Garner talks about THE move to make if you're becoming a bald guy, and we continue the Parade of Superfans with Banjo Guy!
Garner wants to round up all the youths and get them to hang out at the mall again. Where do kids go these days? We reminisce about being Mall Rats... and start the Garner Andrews Show Parade of Oilers Superfans... talking to "McMullet". Who is he, and how does he get on TV all the time?
Looking to crown the Thrifty King and Queen of the Garner Andrews Show. What are you doing these days to save some money? Listen for the unhinged ways you're getting thrifty.
The Dull Listeners Club celebrates you, and the mundane things that bring you joy. Spend the weekend cleaning the grout lines in your bathroom? Untangling a box of shoelaces? Leveling tables at restaurants? You'll fit right in.
Celebrating the mundane things that bring you immense pleasure... it's the Dull Listeners Club. Garner leads the way with his bread clip collection. Plus hear Taylor's Top 5 Chocolate Holidays in celebration of Easter and all those egg shaped treats.
What's the worst place you've ever lived? We all have to start somewhere, but looking back things look a bit creepier than you remembered. Especially if you knew a Murray. And we talk about all the people who are just sitting in their cars in random parking lots. What are you doing in there!?
If we're being honest, we all have a giant mess in the centre console of our car, right? What's the weirdest thing you've got in there? And Garner goes off about plain yogurt and people telling him he can't pronounce a certain word correctly.
Lets sit in a circle, say your name and something interesting about yourself. Sharing fun facts about YOU on the Garner Andrews Show
Today on the show, we talk about Garner's new algorithm rabbit hole... people who've been to prison. What's in your algorithm? And if you could please sit in a circle, tell us your name and an interesting fact about yourself... we'll share fun facts
For 20 years, SONiC has been Edmonton’s alternative soundtrack. Now, we’re telling our story!What's Our Age Again? SONiC 102.9 Turns 20 is a 6-part podcast journey from our trailer beginnings to iconic alternative, hosted by Alan Cross. Re-live the bands, the personalities, the concerts, The Garner Andrews Show, and the evolution of radio through two decades of unforgettable chaos.This is episode 5, The Next Chapter
For 20 years, SONiC has been Edmonton’s alternative soundtrack. Now, we’re telling our story!What's Our Age Again? SONiC 102.9 Turns 20 is a 6-part podcast journey from our trailer beginnings to iconic alternative, hosted by Alan Cross. Re-live the bands, the personalities, the concerts, The Garner Andrews Show, and the evolution of radio through two decades of unforgettable chaos.This is episode 5, The Garner Andrews Show
How did you parents embarrass you as a kid? Have you turned into the embarrassing parent?
For 20 years, SONiC has been Edmonton’s alternative soundtrack. Now, we’re telling our story!What's Our Age Again? SONiC 102.9 Turns 20 is a 6-part podcast journey from our trailer beginnings to iconic alternative, hosted by Alan Cross. Re-live the bands, the personalities, the concerts, The Garner Andrews Show, and the evolution of radio through two decades of unforgettable chaos.This is episode 2, The Shows
What's your flex? Brag about your achievements big or small. Have a nice rug? A fancy toaster? A mom who farted at a funeral? We're here to be impressed. Garner also gets into a fight with our radio engineer about who deserves the canoe when The Bay closes.
For 20 years, SONiC has been Edmonton’s alternative soundtrack. Now, we’re telling our story!What's Our Age Again? SONiC 102.9 Turns 20 is a 6-part podcast journey from our trailer beginnings to iconic alternative, hosted by Alan Cross. Re-live the bands, the personalities, the concerts, The Garner Andrews Show, and the evolution of radio through two decades of unforgettable chaos.This is episode 3, The Team
Started the morning talking about the simple tasks that you've been putting off for years, inspired by Taylor finally taking his Christmas lights down after 2 years, and that somehow morphed into you bragging about how fancy your toaster is... typical day.
For 20 years, SONiC has been Edmonton’s alternative soundtrack. Now, we’re telling our story!What's Our Age Again? SONiC 102.9 Turns 20 is a 6-part podcast journey from our trailer beginnings to iconic alternative, hosted by Alan Cross. Re-live the bands, the personalities, the concerts, The Garner Andrews Show, and the evolution of radio through two decades of unforgettable chaos.This is episode 2, The Music
What a day! It's the 20th anniversary of SONiC 1029, and the Garner Andrews Show. We're celebrating with Cat Math, a visit from Alan Cross, checking in with SONiC's first Music Director Jason Manning, and a life update from Bryce Kelley. All while hearing your memories of the last 20 years of SONiC. This one's a long one, and full of feelings. Buckle up!
For 20 years, SONiC has been Edmonton’s alternative soundtrack. Now, we’re telling our story!What's Our Age Again? SONiC 102.9 Turns 20 is a 6-part podcast journey from our trailer beginnings to iconic alternative, hosted by Alan Cross. Re-live the bands, the personalities, the concerts, The Garner Andrews Show, and the evolution of radio through two decades of unforgettable chaos. This is episode 1, The Trailer
Apple could be launching a new AI Doctor to keep you healthy. Do you listen when your watch or phone tells you to do healthy things? Or do you cheat and try to trick them? We also talk about Val Kilmer, and rank Batmen, and Semen Chat is on the air.
Today, we're talking about the old school landmark names you can't quit. Do you say "meet you at HMV" in the mall even though HMV hasn't existed for years? How about the Space and Science Centre? The Rat Hole? A&B Sound!? And we discuss more adult sleepovers.
We're in our new jammies, sitting cross-legged on the floor, gossiping about cute boys and spatulas at our adult sleepover.
What's the best thing you've ever found at a thrift store? Garner scored a fancy Pickleball racquet for 3 bucks, and we hear your deals. Also Garner makes his case for Employee of the Month.
Garner is going through a major break up... with his landline phone. And we learn about prison food!
We return to the Simple Pleasures Dojo, and find out we work with a Karen. Our music director Brandy Taylor made a complaint to Hungry Man after they forgot the stuffing in her turkey dinner... So we talk about the things you got for free after making a complaint.
23 and Me is going under, so what family secrets did you find out about after a DNA test? Also, Garner has an idea for a brother-sister-romance Hallmark movie... and we step into the Simple Pleasures Dojo
We're having a meat draw! Telling stories of strangers overstaying their welcome, organizational triumphs, poop earrings, and what do to while someone is working in your house.
Do you have a hot streak on the go? Is it a couple of Big Macs every day for years and years?
What's the worst picture someone has ever sent you without warning? Also, it's International Happiness Day, so we somehow started talking about the best movie soundtracks of all time.
We continue talking about that time you lent something to someone and they NEVER get it back. And we countdown to Top 5 Divorced Dad Rock Songs... because it looks like Justin Trudeau could use them after posting a photo of him shopping at Canadian Tire with major divorced dad vibes.
France wants the Statue of Liberty back from The States... so we talk about the time you had to awkwardly ask someone to give something back... including engagement rings. And how do you show off Edmonton when people come to visit?
What are some of life's simple pleasures? We chat St. Patrick's Day, and some more of your irrational fears too
What's your irrational fear? Maybe it should be a delivery driver crashing through the front of your house... because that almost happened to Taylor last night.
It's a very important episode of the Garner Andrews Show Podcast for Good Samaritan Day, he confesses to a crime from his youth, and we try to figure out what happens if you win a prize and get the "skill testing question" wrong.
There's a new trend called "Sleepmaxxing" where people have elaborate bedtime routines, trying to get the best sleep possible... so what does your bedtime routine look like? And Garner shames Taylor for his dental hygiene.
How many days after your sick are you still allowed to take cough syrup to sleep? What do you have way too much of at home? And did you celebrate Canadian Tuxedo Tuesday!?
Who do you think has the most unread emails on their phone? Garner or Taylor? We chat about the ways your life is overly complicated... and hopefully help you make things a bit simpler.
The jackpot for SONiC's $40,000 Mystery Word is getting HUGE, so we start fantasizing about turning one room in your house, into the ultimate theme room. What would you build? Garner is going nautical, and Taylor wants a Tiki bar. Plus, Chantal asks Garner questions about Lady Things for International Women's Day and it does not go well.
Taylor's back with another Top 5 List... this time, how to be more Canadian, and can you guess who on the show has never peed in the shower?
We're all over the place today... talking about what songs you want to hear at your funeral, Garner doesn't give Taylor enough credit for a big accomplishment, and we talk about the most valuable thing you've ever lost
Garner has a PHD in doing things alone, and thinks you should give it a try. Plus we chat tariffs and Dolly Parton
Garner's diet went off the rails this weekend... and it sounds like he's not the only one. We talk the McDonald's McDavid's re-brand, menu anxiety, and check in on each other to make sure we're all doing ok.
It's a full Friday show! Taylor counts down the Top 5 Oscars, and you have a lot of thoughts. Garner tells you where you should and shouldn't wear sweatpants, and we talk about beer and parenthood.
Tom Brady gave his son a 3 million dollar watch... what's the most expensive gift you've been given?
Garner's wife is out of town, and he's thinking about buying a mannequin. Should we be concerned?
For one hour only, we open up a Free Backup Camera Detailing business. Not your headlights, not your mirrors or windows. Just the backup cam. How many customers will we get? Will we have any good reviews? Listen now!
It's warm, dirty, and sloppy out there... how do you keep your car's backup camera clean? GARNCO has a revolutionary new invention to help you out. And we talk about Garner's embarrassing encounter with a tankard of beer.
If you could strike an article of clothing from existence, what would it be? And why is it Crocs?
Today's the big day. Team Canada vs. Team USA in the Four Nations Face-Off. Are you watching? Are you getting swept up in Canadiana??
There's a lot of outrage over the new White Lotus theme song... it used to be unskippable, but now it's just kind of ok. Garner chats about the TV Theme songs that you can NEVER skip
Have you ever had a close call with a wild animal? We talk moose chases, mean monkeys, and a woman who lost her hands trying to take a photo of a shark. Nature is fun!!
Chairs shouldn't make sounds when you sit on them. Ever. Also, today on the show we got to talk to the woman who chased down her porch pirates in that viral video!
If you're snowed in what do you watch? And when you were a kid did you take the bus and stand in those little farm shelters?
Are there snow snitches in your neighbourhood? Also, here's a music documentary recommendation.
We were not smart as kids. Why did we play such painful games? Also, Garn has some notes.
Have you ever had a strange experience buying/selling on Marketplace or Kijiji? Any weird online shopping stories? Let's discuss.
How's your Dry January going? And today we learned, Dr. Internet isn't always the way to go.
Chantal has a pretty cool neighbour who made her SONiC coloured slippers! How are your neighbours?
Garner is test driving a new pillow. What kinda head cushion are you rockin' these days?
What are your hopes and dreams? If you could start over and do something different, what would it be?
What are the disturbing things you get on your social media algorithm? Garner won't judge. We're also talking about your hopes and dreams.
Today we're talking about that time you injured yourself in a kind of lame way. That, and Jerry the nudist returns!
Has someone ever tried to buy your dog off the street? Or maybe your shoes? Let's talk propositions.
A new study says the average person has 4 "good pairs" of underwear in their rotation... Are you one of those people? We'll also discuss finding money and propositions.
Are you a cool parent? So cool that you'd let your child get a tattoo? That's a story we'll get to.
Are you photogenic? Ever had a bad photo taken? Let's discuss that and the good ol' days of Vico.
Would you buy a house knowing people would pose in front of it for pictures? Also, are you a conspiracy theorist? Let's discuss.
Did your parents ever leave you in the toy section while they shopped? A lot of this you can't do nowadays.
Do you have what it takes to be a glove box hero? Most people do. That, and is there a right age for slippers? Let's discuss.
Do you have an item in your closet that would be a tragedy to lose? A piece of emotional support clothing?
Garner has more of your Porch Pirate stories to share, but keeps getting sidetracked by talking about his true passion... boxes. And we get visited by Greg the Poet who changes our lives for the better.
It's Porch Pirate season... have you been a victim? Garner chats with people who have been burgled, and somehow we bring the One Chip Challenge back?
Should you be nice to Siri, Google, Alexa, and AI when you ask them questions? Are best before dates a lie? How good are donuts?
We'll answer all these questions and more on today's episode.
We break down the worst Christmas songs ever, ask how to get away with not giving your partner gifts for Christmas, and get a "romantic text" that definitely wasn't meant for us.
Are you good at craft sales!? Garner is having a hard time with the social contract of talking to vendors, and feeling obliged to buy something... so his wife kicked him out of a craft sale.
Are you proud of all the books you've read, or how fast you can type? Today we're talking about how nerdy we all are.
What's something you've never tried? Or maybe tried too many times? That and we talk acts of kindness and life's mysteries.
Everyone has garbage problems, no matter where you live. Let's talk about your garbage.
Garner's wife made him a pretty sweet advent calendar. That and we discuss what you're hiding.
Every province seems to be weird in it's own unique way. Let's discuss the oddities of your home town.
What words are out of style? We're talking about the words that aren't in our vocabulary anymore, but should be!
Today we're discussing the desire for a simple life. The feeling of watching countless videos of tiny apartment tours and wanting to throw everything you own away.... Or something like that.
Are you a snow blower person? Should Garner become a snow blower person? That and we discuss your sweet work perks.
Garner thinks "grown-up Lego" is stupid... Do you still built it as an adult? And Taylor comes up with a theme for your next house party...
It's Radio Wiener Hour! We're sweeping up all the leftover bits and pieces of conversation, and making radio hot dogs. Delicious!We talk about that time you quit your job, replacing characters on TV shows, and giggling at the best shape of chicken nuggets.
What's the oldest thing in your fridge? Hear about the families that have been passing down expired food for generations, and see if you have anything that will make the Expired Food Hall of Fame.
Today Garner and Taylor are giggling about your carrots that look like pants, and getting creeped out by your spider stories. We're not sure how we got here either...
A couple in Toronto needs lawyers to figure out who gets the Taylor Swift tickets in their divorce. Have you ever been stuck going to a concert, on a vacation, or in an awkward situation after you broke up with an ex? We're talking all about it
Today we're visiting a story about a guy who faked his death and fled to Europe. That and Chantal is kinda weird about water...
Today on the show we're talking about things that are underrated like fresh sheet day and Chantal's new socks. That, and have you ever been a viral sensation? Did you make any money?
In Ontario right now there's a rise in butter theft. Have you seen it on the black market?
Today we're talking about the weird things you've found hidden in your basement, maybe things in the walls. "Treasures" we'll say.
We're talking about how often you swear, and who your favourite celebrity swearer is. That, and have you been thinking about changing your identity? Maybe becoming the guy who chews toothpicks or something? Let's discuss.
Is it too early for eggnog? Also, Garner and Taylor answer some of your questions, about anything.
Maybe you refuse the free samples at Costco, or maybe you notice things other people typically don't. What makes you feel smug?
Did you get some good stuff in that Halloween bag of yours? Or maybe some weird stuff? Let's discuss.
Let's continue talking about your sports trauma. That and is it too early for holiday lights?
A lot of us carry around trauma from our sports days. Like Taylor, who scored a goal on his own team. He turned it around though!
How often do you brush your teeth? Is once a day enough? That and KFC has an interesting new marketing tactic.
Apparently you can be kicked out of book club! Who knew! That and we discuss where you met your sweetie.
Garner talks about the time a scary movie bent your emotional frame, and left you with permanent damage. What movies are you still scared to watch? What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?
Garner is now the elected President of Nachos. Also, there are some pretty niche magazines out there, let's talk about 'em!
Did you parents wash your mouth with soap? Or maybe even hot sauce? We're talking about your childhood. Also, No Time to Shazam returns, and we touch on nacho etiquette.
We're talking about free-range kids. The kids who were allowed to swear, maybe even smoke. That and No Time To Shazam returns!
Do you have a lot of roommates? Or maybe you've rented a strange "room" before? We're talking about your weird living arrangements.
Do you have a forbidden lust for a certain vehicle? Maybe to others it's horrible but to you... It's perfect. <3
Do you like Zoom calls or Facetime? It's not fun being camera ready. Speaking of, grab your stretchy sweatpants, it's Thanksgiving!
Crazy story: a 74-year-old guy fought off a bear in his house. We'll also dive into whether you, as an adult, still like dressing up for Halloween.
What's the most awkward question you've had to ask? Maybe asking for a raise? A refund? We're unpacking all those uncomfortable moments.
Ever get an unsolicited picture? We're talking all about it, along with life upgrades and adulting.
Today we talk about all things embarrassing, from medical stories to the things lurking deep inside your phone.
Have you ever sent a text only to realize it was to the wrong person? We're talking about all your scandalous messages, voicemails, and pictures, that didn't go to the right person.
Today we're talking about who has the worst birthday. Then let's discuss your favourite filler shows to pass the time.
Have you ever inherited something cool? Or maybe something not so cool? Let's talk inheritance and the things you're not good at.
Ever see a commercial for a TV show and think: "Who watches that?" That's the topic today, along with that time you got into a fight with your partner.
Have you ever bought something weird or expensive on the fly? We're going through your tales of impulse purchases.
We're talking about all the unwritten rules of society you think are garbage... Or just don't follow.
What don't you finish? A book or show because you don't want it to be over? Or maybe you leave the last scrap of food on your plate. Weirdo.
We're continuing the conversation about things your family did that you thought were "normal", but maybe weren't so normal.
Let's talk about the weird things your family does, that maybe you thought was normal until a friend went.... ummm?
Today we're looking back on allll that nostalgic Tupperware you had, and havin' some nerdy talk with Tiny Tuba Taylor.
Garner and Taylor chat about the guy in the UK who married his high school gym teacher... celebrate Bald Beauties Day, and workshop a new radio game show that they need you to come up with a name for.
Campbell's is dropping the Soup, and Garner is not about it. Also, why are we all trying to scare each other?
NUGGETS! What is your go-to "fake swear"? When you need to keep it clean, but you also got to let it out, for Fox Creek.
Garner celebrates TV Dinner day with a trip down memory lane, and reveals that strange place he never eats dinner. Plus we try to find out who is using the oldest phone.
Garner is a Waving Weirdo, and he's proud of it. Garner rented a Jeep this weekend, and thought he had entered a secret car club of Jeep drivers waving at each other... but he got nothing. What kind of cars have owners that all wave at each other!? And do are you a Waving Weirdo?
How long does your morning routine take? Do you give yourself plenty of time to get ready, or are you a REDLINER!? Screaming out the door in the morning.
The NFL season kicks off this week, and so does DnD for jocks... Fantasy Football. Garner and Taylor talk about the worst punishments you've ever seen for someone losing their fantasy football leagues.
We're swerving all over the road today. Listen for Cheque Chat, Your Favourite Pop, and the least attended conference of them all... Loner Con 2024.
Did You Get Stung By A Wasp This Weekend? Garner did, and he's getting dramatic about it.
What's something you never cheap out on? Even when money is tight, you splurge on the good stuff?
Back to school is around the corner... Garner and Taylor talk about your cool teachers growing up, the joys of the TI-83 calculator, and how Taylor got his nickname "Tiny Tuba Taylor"
Inspired by inventing the Screamin' Pickle Pepperoni Pizza, Garner chats about your food menu customizations. And Taylor is here!
Did you grow up in a house with a formal living room that you werent allowed in? Garner and Bryce discuss the least fun rooms in any house.
Were you a troublemaker as a teen? Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you got up to as a no good teenage punk!
Today was a weird day, as Garner and Bryce made a big announcement. They also talk about the wacky things you got up to a teenager.
Garner and Bryce are back talking about your childhood. This time they are talking about the things you loved as a kid, but now as a grown adult...you dont enjoy at all.
Garner thinks that he's found the new thing for people who are bad with money: expensive dog bowls. Would you spend $65 on a water dish? Garn and Bryce also talk about how important deodorant is during a heat wave.
Have you ever lived in a really crappy apartment or house? Garner and Bryce are talking about the worst living situation you were ever in.
Everybody is good at something....but there is also plenty of stuff we cant do. Today Garner and Bryce celebrate the things that you just stink at.
Yesterday Garner and Bryce started talking about the worst day at work you ever had. Today they keep that going by talking about your most memorable day....good or bad!
After hearing about a bunch of eels that got loose at the Vancouver airport, and someone having to clean it up...Garner and Bryce are talking about your worst day at work. They also continue to talk about the time you got sent home for what you were wearing.
Garner and Bryce look into the crystal ball and try to guess what things we have/do now, that wont be a thing in a decade. They also talk about the time you got sent home from work because of a wardrobe violation.
There is a heat wave hitting Edmonton right now, and Garner and Bryce are doing what they can to cool off. Maybe that means drinking from the garden hose. Did you do that as a kid? They also talk about your weird neighbours.
Its the hottest week of the year in Edmonton and Garner and Bryce arent ready for it. Today they talk about scary movies, distracted driving and weird vending machines.
Garner and Bryce are talking about things that cause you way more anxiety than they should, and someone mentioned garage sales. This leads to a conversation about the dying art of the garage sale.
After a sad night in Edmonton with the Oilers losing in the Stanley Cup finals, today Garner and Bryce are talking about sad tears. Specifically the ones that come while you are in public. If you see someone weeping, do you offer help? Or do you run for the hills?
The entire NHL season has come down to this...the Oilers could win the Stanley Cup tonight! Garner is a ball of nerves and wants to talk about the thing you were most nervous about. They also talk about taking a flight and having NOTHING to help pass the time.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear tales of the hottest gossip you've ever heard! This leads to the always fun discussion of why you quit your job!
There is very little that Garner and Bryce enjoy more, than some steaming hot gossip. Today people get in touch with the tale of the wildest gossip they ever heard. The tea is getting spilllllllllllllled.
Over the weekend we were gifted the image of Connor McDavid's heavily worn game socks...toes sticking out and everything. Garner and Bryce then start talking about the things that you just cant give up.
The Oilers host their first Stanley Cup Finals game in 18 years today, and the city is buzzing. Garner and Bryce talk a walk down memory lane to what you were doing back in 2006, the last time there was a game this big. They are also joined by Our Lady Peace singer, and certified super hunk, Raine Maida!
Are you a weird sleeper? Garner and Bryce are hearing tales of what makes you a freak at sleep. Maybe you still have your childhood blanky, or maybe you only sleep in reclining chairs. What makes you odd?
After being inspired watching Flavor Flav try to save Red Lobster, Garner and Bryce talk about what business they would try and save if it were in trouble. They also talk about the Oilers and hurt feelings.
Times are tough right now and Garner and Bryce hear about someone trying to save money by sneaking booze into a bar. Never a good idea. They also talk about the confidence needed to be a person who can wear a sports jersey all day, everyday.
Is there anything better than a first date? Garner and Bryce are talking about your memorable first dates. Some go much better than others....
Are you able to expense things at work? Garner and Bryce are hearing about the wildest things you've been able to get your office to pay for. They also talk about some of your best work perks!
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about how weird it is when one business closes and another moves into their building. Sometimes its easy to tell what use to be there....like an old Pizza Hut. No mistaken that roof. They also talk about how Dr Pepper is now more popular than Pepsi.
Today Garner and Bryce want to ease your jangled nerves by learning what in life makes you the most chill. When are you at your most relaxed? They also hear more unpopular opinions.
We all have them......opinions that may not be shared by most people. Usually we keep them on the inside, but today Garner and Bryce are sharing your unpopular opinions.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the useless info that you cant seem to forget. You cant remember your lovers birthday, but you can remember all the words to a song from your childhood.
The topic of breaking the law has come back up. Garner and Bryce hear about your daring tales of a life of crime. They also talk about the worst song lyrics of all time.
Ever been told anything really devastating? Maybe a relative got a little too truthful? Garner and Bryce are hearing your pain. Garn also talks about a new commercial that is making him FURIOUS.
Its never easy asking somebody out on a date. Sometimes it goes well. Sometimes it does not. Garner and Bryce are hearing those stories today!
Have you ever found a lost wallet on the ground? Garner and Bryce hear your tales of finding (or losing) a wallet. There are also 2 people, those who return the wallet with everything inside, and those who take the money and run.
Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you see people do in public that make you instantly suspicious that they are up to no good. Like running through a mall. What are you running from? The law?
Are there slang terms that make your skin crawl? Garner and Bryce talk about the phrases you never want to hear again. They also talk about the lack of car flags out for the NHL playoffs right now.
Everyone was gushing about the Northern Lights over the weekend, but both Garner and Bryce missed it. This leads to a conversation of the things you only realized you missed because of social media.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear your tales of the the worst thing that happened to you in the middle of the night. This leads to a story about spilling red wine, which leads to you telling the tale of the time you ruined a party!
What is the worst thing that ever happened to you in the middle of night. Garner and Bryce hear your insane stories of the gross, weird and horrifying things that happen.....after dark.
Garner and Bryce are talking about superheroes today...but not ones that can fly or have super strength. Instead they are coming up with superheroes with really lame powers. They also talk more about your secret childhood confessions.
Garner and Bryce are hearing your confessions from when you were a kid. The secret wants and wishes we all had. Garner really wanted a cast on his arm, for the attention.
Were you a rich kid growing up? Garner and Bryce are talking about all the signs that some kids had money. Maybe it was the cool new clothes, maybe it was the best school supplies, or maybe you had the nicest bike in class.
Garner and Bryce are talking about your wedding photos and how they didnt turn out as perfect as you hoped. Maybe there is a black eye in there, or a broken arm. They also talk about people who have lost their dentures or fake teeth. Turns out that is way more common than you'd think.
Garner and Bryce are talking about the things that make you paranoid! Maybe its the idea that a murderer is in your house, or maybe its just that you forgot to unplug your hair straightener.
Have you had one of those moments where you realize that you are becoming exactly like your parents? Garner has found this recently as he's become a religious door lock checker.
Have you ever broken the law? Garner and Bryce are talking about living a life of crime today. Maybe you robbed a bank, maybe you stole a car, maybe you accidently took a bar of soap from the grocery store. Its all the same in the eyes of the police.
Why do all teens become embarrassed about being seen with their parents? It happens to almost all of us...but sometimes your parents give you good reason to be embarrassed. Garner and Bryce want to hear those stories!
Did you get grounded when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce talk about the punishments you got back in the day.
Have you ever started a fire? Hopefully not, but Garner and Bryce are hearing from people who did. They also talk about a new TV commercial that is making Garner confused.
Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane and talk about the birthday parties you had as a kid. Maybe it was bowling, maybe it was sleepovers. How did you celebrate back in the day?
Garner and Bryce talk about one of their passions: Crime Stoppers. They both have dreams of not only starring in one of their fine videos, but also snitching and getting pair. They also talk about people who insists on being called 'Doctor' all the time.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the things you are keeping track of. Turns out everyone alive is learning a new language.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you are always keeping track of. Maybe its steps, maybe its calories burnt, maybe its number of hours spend playing games. They also talk about the tandem bike. Has anyone ever enjoyed a bicycle built for two?
Everyone is looking to make some extra cash these days. Are you getting into the flipping game? Looking for sweet deals online then flipping it for fat stacks? Garner and Bryce dive deep.
Have you ever thought about whether or not you have a weird clap? Well thrilling news, Garner and Bryce are happy to offer a free clap check to make sure you arent a strange clapper.
Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you were in over your head. Ever found yourself in a situation with little to no idea how to get out of it?
After a long day, or a long week...how do you treat yourself? Do you buy a sweet treat? Do you do a fun activity? Garner and Bryce want to know what you do to pamper yourself.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the lunches you brought to school. What would you bring that would make you super excited? And why is kids bringing smoked oysters to school so funny?
After hearing that Lunchables are returning to Canada after 15 years away, Garner and Bryce start talking about your school yard lunches.
People are pretty curious creatures, and today Garner and Bryce tap into that with a new segment called 'What happens if...?' They try to answer your most pressing questions. They also talk more about the dumb things you did as a kid.
We all have done something stupid at one point in our lives. Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the dumb things you did. Garner is also rattled after a workplace food thief took all the creamer at the radio station.
With so many people moving to Alberta these days, Garner and Bryce play a little game of 'where did you come from?' They want to know if making the move worked out for you or not. They also talk more about the beloved Crown Royal bags.
Do you take it personally when you try to give something away for free, but even then nobody wants it? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. They also wonder if those leftover purple Crown Royal bags are the new junk drawer? They are all filled with so much random stuff.
Garner and Bryce discovered some mystery pizza outside the radio station today. Looks like someone got a pie delivered, but never collected it. A full pizza, just sitting on the sidewalk. The question....do they eat it? No indication how long its been there, or if anyone sneezed on it...
Garner and Bryce continue to hear stories of people getting their emotional frames bent at a young age. Turns out movies and TV can warp a young mind. Who knew?
Garner and Bryce continue to celebrate the dull things in life that bring you great joy. That leads to a conversation about things from your youth that left you scarred for life. Who knew couponing could be so damaging?
Life cant be a non-stop thrill ride...from time to time you'll need to slow down. Garner and Bryce celebrate these moments by learning about the exceptionally dull things that bring you joy.
Are you a spontaneous person? Or do you like to have everything planned out? Garner and Bryce are talking about the most spontaneous, spur of moment thing you've done!
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the pettiest reason you ever quit a job. Someone stealing your lunch? Smelly co-workers?
Garner and Bryce are all over the map today. They are talking about times your parents let you down, the weird way you sleep, and the pros and cons of wishing people happy birthday on social media.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear the tales that bent your emotional frame. The time your parents let you down. They also talk about your sleep habits.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about that time you got totally stranded. Trapped. Alone. Afraid. They also talk about the time your parents let you down....or you let your kids down. Its like therapy, but cheaper. And not helpful.
Have you ever been stranded anywhere? Today Garner and Bryce are hearing the tale of that one time you were stuck.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about whether or not you mute your phone at night? Or do you live dangerously and have notifications going off while you sleep? Its very important stuff. They also continue to talk about the things you could hold a lecture on.
What are some of the things you just dont want to know? How much money you spent on coffee? Your screen time? What info are keeping out your brain? Garner and Bryce also talk about apples. Again. I think they have a problem.
Do you have cute and sappy pet names for your lover? Garner and Bryce are talking how cute (or not cute) pet names really are.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about FaceTime calls. Nobody really likes those right? And there is a time and place to be making those calls, and inside a gym changeroom aint the place. They also talk about the items you are hoarding.
Is there an item that would ruin your life to find out it was discontinued? Garner and Bryce discuss that, and hear more tales of spotting famous people out in the wild.
Its an old topic, but always a good one...spotting celebrities out in the real world. Garner and Bryce talk about that time you saw someone famous. They also talk more about being pepper sprayed, and update: Still sounds like a bad time.
How cool is it in movies when someone does a cool slide across the hood of a car? Garner and Bryce talk about the art of the hood slide. They also talk about being pepper strayed. Turns out it sucks. Who knew?
Have you ever tried really hard to impress someone? Garner and Bryce talk about the extreme ways you tried to get into someone's good books. They also talk more about the things you do to try and make ends meet.
With the cost of living going through the roof, Garner and Bryce talk about the things you are doing to make ends meet. Ways to cut corners, or ways to bring in extra cash. They also talk about the things you only do on special occasions.
Garner and Bryce are back with another blockbuster segment: Table Chat! Its exactly what you think...who knew people had so many thoughts on tables? They also talk about the thing you keep putting off doing.
What are the things in your life that you've just learned to live with? Broken stove? Smoke detector that wont stop beeping? Garner and Bryce discuss.
Its a day that only comes around every 4 years...and really nobody seems to like it. Its Leap Day! Garner and Bryce talk about what a bummer it is. They also get you to tell the tales of the time you had to do someone's dirty work, like break up with someone for them.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about compliments! What is the thing that people are always complimenting you on??
After that big dump of snow over the weekend, Garner and Bryce are doing the only logical thing....talking about shovels. Shovel Chat is where its at! They also talk about the things you get complimented for!
We just hit with a big dump of snow, and it got us thinking about the kids who go around shoveling snow for money. Garner and Bryce then start to talk about the ways you earned money as a kid.
Garner and Bryce close out the week talking about the best thing you ever got for free. They also start talking about the thing you had back in the day, that you still wish you had now.
Today Garner and Bryce are taking a stroll down memory lane. They are talking about the collectables you use to get at the gas station or at McDonalds. Not only do most of us remember them, but many still have them!
Garner is back from his time away and wont stop talking about his ability to only use carry on luggage now. He and Bryce also talk about the conversations you overheard, that you were maybe not meant to hear.
Garner is away having fun in the sun, so we dipped into the archives and have a replay of one of our favorite episodes of 2023!
Today Garner and Bryce are feeling like bad boys. So they are talking about your criminal past, and the little things you'd do to skirt the law. They also talk about the Meat Draw that Garner won!
Garner is away having fun in the sun, so we dipped into the archives and have a replay of one of our favorite episodes of 2023!
Have you ever had a moment of panic, only to realize that it was nothing? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the time you sounded the alarm...for no real reason.
Garner is away having fun in the sun, so we dipped into the archives and have a replay of one of our favorite episodes of 2023!
Garner felt a bit blue today, so he listened to a song that turned his day around. That led to Garn and Bryce talking about your 'Frowner Turner Upside Downer' songs!
Garner believes that in every group of friends, there is at least 1 Waldo. The person who will just disappear and force everyone else to stop and find them. Garn isnt a big fan of the Waldo. He and Bryce also talk about your under the radar snacks!
Garner and Bryce are talking about the time that you got a little bit of power over someone...and it went to your head. Maybe it was at work, maybe it was at home. But when you get that power...it is intoxicating.
Garner and Bryce are here to talk about the mysteries you want solved. Maybe its aliens, maybe its big foot, maybe its why you're always single. They also get joined in studio by Bryan Beaumler from HGTV!
What is the longest you have ever waited for something? Garner and Bryce are talking about that today. Some people have world class patience, others do not. They also discuss the taboo subject of eating in the bathroom.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the shower. We all take them...but we all do it a bit different. Some people like to wash themselves in the shower...others like to wash dishes and shoes and hats while they are in there. Today we talk about your shower routine.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about names. Names that you share with a famous person, or names that have been ruined by TV shows, movies and songs!
We've all been to weddings...but have you ever seen anything strange happen? Garner and Bryce hear your tales!
Garner and Bryce continue to hear the stories of the dumbest thing you ever spent money on. This includes the story of someone who financed a mink coat while they were in High School!! - Bryce
Garner and Bryce are both good at wasting money on dumb things, but how about you? Today they talk about the thing you bought that turned to just be a huge waste of money.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the self-checkout machines you see in grocery stores. Some people love them, some hate them...and it appears everyone steals from them.
Garner and Bryce are talking about CRIME. Specifically that time you stole something from your office. They also talk about Friends and wearing an autographed hockey jersey.
Garner and Bryce are talking about CRIME. Specifically they are talking about stealing things. Do you have sticky fingers? Ever gotten the five finger discount? They also talk about puzzles, apples and cannibalism. One of those is not like the other....
It was -45 in Edmonton today...so Garner and Bryce are obviously talking about heated socks and underwear. They also come up with a new idea. Its like The Purge...but instead of crime being legal for 24 hours, its for people in retail and the service industry to talk to customers honestly. And 'Vacuum Chat' also makes it glorious return!
It took a while, but the brutal winter weather has finally arrived in Edmonton. Garner and Bryce talk about how to best deal with this drop-kick from old man winter.
People are still calling Garner and Bryce to talk about their old timey hobbies. There is a shocking number of people out there who are making their own butter.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about old timey hobbies. This includes taking a deep dive into the world of jigsaw puzzles. Puzzle Chat is where its at!
The holidays are over, and boring old January is setting in. Garner and Bryce are talking about the old fashioned hobbies you have to help pass the time! They also talk about proper snow-blower etiquette and the Flaman Fitness Man!
Garner and Bryce have been talking about the hardest thing you've tried to quit, and today that turns into talking about your odd habits. A crazy amount of people are eating a bowl of cereal before bed....and I dont hate it.
With everyone trying hard with their New Years resolutions, Garner and Bryce decide to talk about the hardest thing you've ever had to quit!
Garner and Bryce are brought back to a topic from late 2023...the pettiest reason you would ever dump someone. Maybe its for loud chewing, maybe its non-stop hiccups. They also talk about the Cosmic Crisp apple and its rapid climb up the apple charts.
The new year is here! Garner and Bryce have returned from the holidays and are talking about the super fun/lame ways you spend New Years Eve. They also celebrate world introvert day! They celebrate alone, in the privacy of their own homes. Of course.
It takes a special person to willingly do a footrace through the Sahara desert...it takes someone even more special to get lost for DAYS and come away from the ordeal alive. Garner and Bryce dive into this one.
Remember being a child, going back and forth to school on the bus? Well now imagine that entire bus full of kids GETS KIDNAPPED!! It happened. Garner and Bryce relive the insane story.
Imagine going for a fishing trip, having EVERYTHING go wrong during a storm, and end up lost on the ocean for OVER A YEAR. No way that could actually happen.....right?!?!? Garner Andrews tales the incredible tale to Bryce Kelley
The only thing that can make going into work worse, is going into work and being held hostage. Monday's, am I right? This week Garner and Bryce talk about a guy who had that very thing happen to him. Call me crazy, but having a shotgun duct taped to your head sounds like a bad time.
Garner and Bryce are back with another shocking tale of survival. Do you think that you could survive inside a boat that sank and is at the bottom of the sea? No? You are probably right, but there is 1 guy who laughed in the face of death.
Today Garner and Bryce tell the tale of a man who got lost in the Australian Outback. Turns out the conditions out there are extremely harsh and unforgiving. Who knew?
Its Episode 2 of 'That Was Close', and today Garner is taking us a remote rainforest for a true, and shocking story of survival. This episode has it all, plane crashes, maggots, and laughter.
Its the debut episode of 'That Was Close.' Garner Andrews has incredible true tales of survival, and shares them with Bryce Kelley...who doesnt know anything about the story he's about to hear. Today Garner talks about a small boat that gets lost at sea during a storm.
This is the end of the line. The final podcast of 2023. Where has the time gone? Garner and Bryce finish the year by talking about charcuterie boards....makes sense.
Christmas is just days away, and Garner and Bryce are talking about all the amazing Christmas treats you are stuffing your face with. They also talk about stressful jobs at this time of year. Pray for the retail worker in your life.
After learning that Prince apparently wore women's perfume, Garner and Bryce are talking about the secrets you keep.
Christmas is only a week away, so Garner and Bryce are engaging in the age old debate: Real tree or fake tree? Both of them are proud members of team Fake Tree!
When your sweetie gets home from work, do you greet them at the door? Garner and Bryce discuss.
Are there normal, everyday things that you just cant figure out? Things that do nothing but make you feel dumb? Garner and Bryce are talking about that. Everything from card games to morse code!
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the best way to boot people out after a party is over. They also become obsessed with some old apple turnovers they found in the office.....classy.
The Christmas season is here, which means holiday party season is here!! Today Garner and Bryce talk about the trickiest part of hosting a party....getting people to leave. Do you have a technique to let people know that its time to head home?
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about your weird eating habits. Maybe you eat normal foods, but in a really weird way. Some of these are just baffling. Who eats spaghetti with the sauce on the side?
Garner and Bryce continue their discussion of your dream advent calendar. 24 days of treats. What would you love to have as an advent calendar?
After a list surfaces online, Garner and Bryce start talking about the most hated TV characters of all time. Its amazing how many of them are teens or children. They also start talking about your dream advent calendar!
Garner and Bryce are here to talk about a major bummer in your life...the biggest and worst cancellation you've ever faced. Maybe it was a concert you travelled to see, or maybe it was a destination wedding that fell apart....
With about a month to go until Christmas, Garner and Bryce are talking about Hallmark movies. They are terrible, right? They also get to talking about chunky drinks. Like Bubble Tea or juice with pulp. THEY ARE THE WORST.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear about the dumb rules you force yourself to follow. Some of them make sense, others are just outrageous. They also stumble into talking about eggnog. 'Nog season is here, are you a fan?
Garner has entered a new phase of his life...eating all the samples at Costco. Garn and Bryce break down that game film, and also talk about the weird rules that impose on yourself.
Today Garner and Bryce are joined by some special guests! Cone and Dave from Sum 41 stop by for a chat about their upcoming final album and tour. Garn and Bryce also talk about the time you caused a scene in public. The cringe is very real.
Have you ever had a job that had some sweet perks at first, but over time those perks got a little tired? Garner and Bryce discuss. Lots of former fast food employees that cant eat that food anymore!
Garner and Bryce continue to hear the ways that you are old fashioned. They also have a weird amount to say about the Jonas Brothers.
Today Garner and Bryce are asking the age old question, are you old fashioned? Are there anything you do, or dont do, as time and technology advance?
Everyone today always has their face buried in their phones. Yesterday Garner was forced to spend time without his phone and today he is alive to tell the tale. Gets Garn and Bryce talking about the longest stretch you've done without a phone in your hands.
Garner and Bryce only talk about subjects that are very important. Today they discuss the best place to sit at one of those long pub tables. They also debate soft pants vs hard pants. Its like a Mensa meeting over here.
It sure looks like every person alive has had their parents lie to them at one point or another. Some are small, innocent lies...others could bend a frame. Garner and Bryce continue to hear the tales of your parents and the lies they've told.
Everyone has that same dream, right? The one where you are trapped inside a department store overnight? But which store would be best? Garner and Bryce debate this very important subject. They also talk about the lies our parents told us.
It seems like more and more people today are living with no boundaries. Really hard to keep their noses in their own business. Garner and Bryce hear tales of no boundaries. They also hear more weird compliments.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about things that feel illegal, but arent. That leads into another conversation...about compliments. Have you ever gotten a really odd compliment before? One you arent sure was meant to be nice or if it was meant as a slam?
Garner and Bryce are talking about things that feel like they are illegal, but totally arent. Like using one grocery stores bags in a different store. HOW DO WE NOT GET ARRESTED FOR THAT?!
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about movies. Who doesnt love a good movie? BUT are there times you are watching a show or film and notice something that is just a little too fake? Like people not saying goodbye at the end of phone calls? Or walking away from a massive explosion?
It was Halloween last night and Garner and Bryce hear tales of trick or treaters and how that all went. They also talk about the weird encounters while buying or selling things online.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about songs that hit WAY harder than they should. Some are TV theme songs, some are commercial jingles, and who could forget that music from the Goldeneye game on N64?!?
It takes a special person to willingly do a footrace through the Sahara desert...it takes someone even more special to get lost for DAYS and come away from the ordeal alive. Garner and Bryce dive into this one.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about songs that hit way harder than they should. Whether its real songs, or jingles...sometimes songs can pack an unexpected punch.
Everybody has smells that they love. I'm not talking about cookies and fresh bread...but rather those smells that most people find gross, but you cant stop smelling. Garner and Bryce discuss smells like gasoline, and shoe polish.
With Halloween about a week away, Garner and Bryce get to talking about haunted houses, and the people who get so spooked that they start throwing punches. They also get a call from Stuart Skinner from the Edmonton Oilers to talk about the upcoming Heritage Classic!
Garner wont stop gushing about his recent trip into Leduc, Alberta. What a town. He and Bryce also talk about the best halloween candy you got as a kid.
Have you ever won a big prize, like a car? Garner and Bryce talk about the time you won a sweet ride. They also talk about the anger everyone feels while traveling. Why are planes so stressful?
Remember being a child, going back and forth to school on the bus? Well now imagine that entire bus full of kids GETS KIDNAPPED!! It happened. Garner and Bryce relive the insane story.
Did you ever work at McDonalds, or any other fast food place when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce talk about your jobs from the past, and also about when your friends worked at fast food places and would give you all the free food.
It sounds like Best Buy is getting out of the business of selling DVDs, which begs the question....is anyone still buying them? Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane.
Today Garner and Bryce have the debate that is as old as time itself: Is it worth it to dunk cookies in milk? Some say yes, some say no...where do you land on this most important issue?
Did you grow up with a lot of rules? Garner and Bryce want to hear about your super strict parents. Can you beat the person who said they werent allowed to fart while growing up?!?!?!
Garner thinks its weird to watch TV while you're eating dinner, Bryce lives by it. What about you? They also talk about those among us who think its ok to wash dishes in the shower while bathing.
Imagine going for a fishing trip, having EVERYTHING go wrong during a storm, and end up lost on the ocean for OVER A YEAR. No way that could actually happen.....right?!?!? Garner Andrews tales the incredible tale to Bryce Kelley.
When most of us wash our pants, we put them in a washing machine. That is normal, right? The CEO of Levi's says no...instead put on your pants, and take them into the shower with you. He must be messing with us, right?
Today Garner and Bryce are back and talking about that time you messed up. Specifically that time you broke something. Maybe it was something really expensive, or maybe it just had lots of sentimental value. Garner also introduced a new segment, that gets....we'll say....mixed reviews.
Its Thanksgiving and Garner and Bryce are ready to celebrate.....by which we mean they talk about the giblets. Does anyone really want those?!?!
Do you have a cute and charming story of how you met your sweetie? Maybe it was at a coffee shop? Maybe a club? Maybe you busted them for shoplifting. You never know where it could happen.
The only thing that can make going into work worse, is going into work and being held hostage. Monday's, am I right? This week Garner and Bryce talk about a guy who had that very thing happen to him. Call me crazy, but having a shotgun duct taped to your head sounds like a bad time.
Today Garner and Bryce spend a lot of time talking about thefts at the grocery store. Have you ever witnessed someone stealing meat? They also talk about red flag TV shows and Garner gives a lovely suggestion for what to do with your corn on the cob.
There is no greater sign that you are aging, then finding out the hard way that you are out of touch with todays slang terms. Garner and Bryce are no exception. They also talk about fun ways to customize otherwise boring food.
After hearing about how many people are flocking to Alberta to live, Garner and Bryce think its appropriate to get the new people's thoughts on our city and province. They also talk about how many photos you have on your phone. Its probably way too many.
Garner and Bryce are back with another shocking tale of survival. Do you think that you could survive inside a boat that sank and is at the bottom of the sea? No? You are probably right, but there is 1 guy who laughed in the face of death.
Garner and Bryce are back with more tales of that time your wardrobe betrayed you. Maybe you left the size sticker on the pants, or the pants ripped up the middle while you were at work. Painful for you, hilarious to us.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about fashion. Clearly its their field of expertise. Specifically they are talking about that one time you had a 'whoopsie' when it comes to your clothes.
Today Garner and Bryce return with maybe their most elegant and classy podcast to date. They are talking about the worst thing that has ever happened to your phone. Turns out lots of people lose them in toilets.
With the weather changing, its officially Jacket weather. Garner dishes about his new coat. Its a thrill a minute over here. They also talk about gambling. Have you ever won big?
Today Garner and Bryce tell the tale of a man who got lost in the Australian Outback. Turns out the conditions out there are extremely harsh and unforgiving. Who knew?
Is there a job or career that you see other people doing, and you are super jealous? You have a bad case of job envy? Garner and Bryce talk about what you WISH you were doing for a living.
How often do you think about the Roman Empire? That is the question sweeping the internet right now, Garner and Bryce (not shockingly) know very little about it. They also continue to talk about sounding the alarm when there was no actual reason to do so.
Have you ever had a moment of panic, only to realize that it was nothing? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the time you sounded the alarm...for no real reason.
Everyone has things that they just can't be bothered to care about. What is on your Mount Rushmore of 'meh'? Garner and Bryce share some of theirs. They also talk about sexy bald men.
Turns out people love cheating the system. Skirting the rules. Garner and Bryce talk about how you bend the rules. They also talk about eating at fast food chains in far, distant countries.
Its Episode 2 of 'That Was Close', and today Garner is taking us a remote rainforest for a true, and shocking story of survival. This episode has it all, plane crashes, maggots, and laughter.
Its the debut episode of 'That Was Close.' Garner Andrews has incredible true tales of survival, and shares them with Bryce Kelley...who doesnt know anything about the story he's about to hear. Today Garner talks about a small boat that gets lost at sea during a storm.
Have you ever had a real bad time in a hotel? Something horrifying happened? Garner and Bryce touch on that today. They also talk about the steps you take to skirt the 'system', and also talk about human poop bags. Yes...they are real.
Is there an invention you cant live without? Not a phone, not a computer. That's obvious. But is there something more small and obscure that has become a fixture for you? Garner and Bryce discuss.
Do you have any really lazy habits? That is what Garner and Bryce are talking about today. Maybe its not returning your shopping cart at the grocery store, maybe its not picking things up off the lawn while mowing. What's yours?
Garner and Bryce close out the week continuing to talk about the weird rules you have to follow at work. Some of them don't even sound legal.....
Some people live in workplaces that allow for no fun. Today Garner and Bryce talk about the crazy rules you have to follow in the office.
Certified relationship experts Garner and Bryce are here to answer your questions about love. Today we get a text from a young man looking for advice after a wind-breaking accident on the 2nd date.
Garner and Bryce are back!! crickets They talk about kids heading back to school today. They also talk about your weird grandparents and how you successfully wasted company time.
It was a gloomy day in Edmonton today, so we thought we'd bring our own sunshine and have a detailed conversation about the greatest candies of all time!
Garner and Bryce are talking about the daily tasks we all have to do, but you absolutely dread. They also ask why the pockets on women's clothing are SO SMALL?
Garner felt a bit blue today, so he listened to a song that turned his day around. That led to Garn and Bryce talking about your 'Frowner Turner Upside Downer' songs!
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the jingles from your past that are still stuck in you head. They also talk about people who are doing things wrong.
Garner and Bryce are back and talking about jingles. Do you have any jingles you remember from back in the day that are STILL stuck in your head?
After hearing that Taylor Swift gifted all the truck drivers on her tour a $100,000 bonus...Garner and Bryce talk about the awesome perks you get at work!
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about things you've spend lots of money on, but nobody will ever notice. Easily one of the lamest feelings. They also start talking about CPAP machines and how unflattering they are.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about the realtor in BC that got an insane fine for drinking milk out of someone's fridge while showing a house. They also talk about the things you did during lean, broke times.
In your line of work, what is something that you have that lets everyone know that you have arrived and are at the top of your game? Garner and Bryce talk about status symbols in the office.
Do you believe in aliens? How about bigfoot? Today Garner and Bryce talk about the things you believe in. They also talk about status symbols at work, and eating with your hands.
If its one thing Garner and Bryce are passionate about, its apples. Apple Chat makes its glorious return today. They also talk about the new trend, 'loud quitting'. Basically its quitting your job in a ball of flames.
When you are watching TV at home, do you keep the Closed Captions on? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. they also talk about winning the lottery...after someone in Edmonton won big this week.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about that time you were wrongfully accused of doing something you shouldn't have. Maybe it was a crime, maybe it was crop-dusting the office. This show has range.
Have you ever been wrongfully accused of something? Maybe it was a crime, maybe it was some far less serious. Garner and Bryce talk about the time fingers got pointed in your direction.
With the Barbie movie coming out, Garner and Bryce get to talking about the past...specifically toys. What do you think is the best toy of all time?
You can plan and prepare all you want, but sometimes its the most random topics that take off. For example: Who knew so many people had thoughts and opinions on corn on the cob...and produce in general?
We have all had second hand embarrassment, but what about second hand discomfort? Garner and Bryce talk about things that fill you with dread, even when they are not happening to you.
Who knew we had so many criminals living among us? Garner and Bryce continue their talk about the shady things from your past, and the stories keep going up a notch!
Today Garner and Bryce are feeling like bad boys. So they are talking about your criminal past, and the little things you'd do to skirt the law. They also talk about the Meat Draw that Garner won!
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about your beige flags. Those things you do that arent deal breakers in a relationship, but definitely something other people notice. Also, Bryce is currently living the minivan life! How exciting!
Turns out everyone has some low level dreams! Some people want to be the CEO of a major company, others just want to be the first person to ever stay in a new hotel room. Its about balance.
Lots of people have lofty dreams and goals, but today Garner and Bryce are talking about your low-bar dreams. Think you'd love to accomplish, but some may not think are a big deal. They also talk about KFC and skunks.
Are 'above ground' pools......good? That is what Garner and Bryce are wondering today. They also talk about walking around barefoot in public, and doggy doors!
Its pretty obvious that Garner and Bryce are foodies. They are all about those fancy, gourmet meals. Today they talk about a classic: Beans on toast. Cant get enough.
Do you collect anything? Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you like to collect. Even if its not worth a lot of money. They hear about everything from old lawnmowers, to tea towels, to Lego!
Garner and Bryce enter the debate as old as time: when you go to a restaurant with your sweetie, do you sit on the same side of the table, or sit across from them?
Both Garner and Bryce are back in the house and feeling fresh. Well....slightly more fresh than usual. Today they talk about your tale of nearly dying, but you know, not actually dying.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about the things that you have just learned to live with. Repairs you've never made, walls you've never painted. Turns out we all have a BUNCH of stuff like that.
Do you have any issues with your house that you have just learned to live with? Things that are broken or ugly, but you just cant be bothered to fix it? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. They also learn a lesson about cycling...
All eyes are on the story of the missing sub near the wreck of the Titanic. Garner and Bryce talk about that situation and hope there is still a chance for a rescue there. That also leads to discussions of other amazing rescues.
There is no shortage of people who have had really, really bad days at work. We even hear from someone who tells Garner and Bryce about the time they made a mistake, and it cost the company MILLIONS of dollars!
Garner is back from his travels, and he and Bryce talk about bad days at work. Have you ever made a big mistake on the job? One that caused damage or cost lots of money?
Edmonton is about to lose its iconic big yellow slide. Its been sitting by the exhibition grounds since the 70's, but today will be torn down. Garner and Bryce share memories of that big hunk of yellow junk.
After Bryce was in a minor fender-bender, he and Garner are talking about car accidents. Is it better sometimes to just write-off a car instead of getting it replaced?
Have you ever spent money on something, but spent shockingly little time understanding what it is or what it does? Garner and Bryce talk about that today.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about KILLER ROBOTS.....well, not really killer robots as much as robots being used to serve and deliver food in restaurants. For some odd reason, they are also talking about horse meat.
Today Garner and Bryce hit a bunch of bases. That includes talking about that weird race in England where people chase a wheel of cheese down a hill, how there are no young people named Bonnie, and of course Vienna Sausages. Are they good?
The topic of pettiness was back on the show today. Garner and Bryce talk about the most petty thing you've ever done, or has ever happened to you!
Garner and Bryce are once again taking a stroll into the past...talking about being in school. They want to know what your favourite day at school was! Was it hot dog day? Track and Field day? They also talk about your super embarrassing dog.
Garner and Bryce both dream of one day living on a lovely acreage. However, there is word on the street that acreage people tend to be weird. Is that true? They talk about them, and other weirdos that we see everyday.
Today Garner and Bryce are hearing about the things you geek over! What is your secret passion?! For reasons we'll never know, they also continue to talk about bringing phones in bathrooms.
For ONE DAY Garner has had to not drink coffee. He is not doing well. Today Garn and Bryce talk about the hardest thing you ever had to quit. They also talk about being on your phone on the toilet. You do that....right?
Would you call yourself a lazy person? Today Garner and Bryce talk about the things you are pretty lazy about. Maybe its not every aspect of your life, but we all have those things we hate to do, and really put off getting done.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about songs that are SO BAD that they are now good? Still doesnt make sense. But they also talk about people with tough birthdays...like Christmas babies. That doesnt seem fun.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about bad songs. But not just any bad songs, songs that are so bad that they actually somehow become good. Does that even make sense?
Garner and Bryce are back talking about your crazy flex. Today they hear from a guy who had his arm removed, but HE KEPT IT. WHAT? They also come up with an idea for a new airline that, lets be honest, will fail horribly.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the words you like to drop in conversation that make you sound like the smartest person alive. They also start to talk about your cool flex that you like to brag about!
We live in strange times, and today Garner and Bryce talk about some of the things people will do for likes online. They also talk about the fancy words you like to use to make yourself sound like a smartypants.
Garner and Bryce get on the topic of slow walkers. Why are so many people walking SO SLOWLY these days?!?! They also talk about funeral clothes and the things you wish you had stuck with.
Today Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the things you wish you would have stuck with from your childhood. So much regret. They are also joined by Harnarayan Singh who does Play-by-Play commentary for Hockey Night in Canada and Sportsnet, he's currently the voice of the Oilers games in the playoffs!
Did you do something as a kid that you quit, but now wish you had stuck with? Garner and Bryce are talking about your regret. Maybe you wish you had stuck with playing the piano, or playing a sport!
Garner and Bryce continue to hear stories about field trips you got to go on in school. Its crazy how many involve some kind of animal having surgery...
Garner and Bryce are talking about the important things you have missed over the years. Did you miss the birth of your child? Miss your sisters wedding? We must know. They also continue to talk about school field trips from back in the day.
Today Garner and Bryce are taking a stroll down memory lane. They are talking about the super lame field trips you did as a kid. Why did they think 10 year old wanted to learn how to churn butter?
Its spring cleaning season, and Garner and Bryce are talking about your super gross car!!
If its one thing Garner and Bryce do frequently, its discuss important things. Today is no different as they talk about the number of internet tabs you keep open on your computer. They also dive deep into the world of reusable shopping bags.
We live in a time where TV and movie recommendations come fast and fuirious...so how long do you stick with a new show if you arent sure you like it? That is the million dollar question Garner and Bryce try to solve today. Garner also talks about his encounter with a real life Facebook comment section.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about the cruel judgement you face when you go to Costco and only buy 1 thing. They also continue to hear tales about the juicy drama that has happened at your workplace.
Are you like us? Do you love some hot, juicy drama at work? Today Garner and Bryce hear all about the crazy things you've witnessed at work.
There are lots of people feeling extra Edmontonian lately, as the Oilers continue their NHL playoffs. Today Garner and Bryce talk about what makes YOU so Edmontonian. "I'm so Edmonton, I ____."
The NHL playoffs are in full swing and for the first time ever, Garner is a jersey guy. Today he learned that wearing a jersey often comes with a great deal of superstition. Garn and Bryce talk all about your weird, totally logical gameday superstitions.
Is your hometown known for anything weird? Garner and Bryce talk about that today. They also talk about urban hitchhiking.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about hotels. Specifically the weird things that hotel employees have seen over the years. Some of it is juicy, some is super gross. That is our sweet spot.
Today Garn and Bryce are talking about LIARS. Liars who's pants may or may not be on fire. Have you ever encounter a pathological liar?
Once again Garner and Bryce are talking about the luckiest day you ever had. Maybe you won something, maybe you survived something. Maybe you just got an onion ring in your fries. This topic has range.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about your luckiest day. Maybe it was finding money in the ditch, maybe it was escaping death!
Today Garner and Bryce are back talking about the things left for you in someone's will. It can be anything from canned meat to an entire farm! They also talk about that crazy neighbour of yours.
Has anything ever been left to you in someone's will? Garner and Bryce want to hear about it. They also talk more about their breaker-inner business idea.
Today Garner and Bryce come up with BILLION dollar idea....The Breaker-Inners. A business where we help you break in new couches, shoes, jeans, ball gloves. Really anything that needs breaking in, we can help.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear tales of that time you had to call 911. Some are for serious emergencies. Some are getting stuck in swings. Its a wide range.
Garner and Bryce are clearly men of the world. Often talking about the woes of the world and how to solve them. OR they talk about nonsense. What do you think it was today? SPOILER ALERT: They talk about fall of Tupperware and that one time you called 911.
If a random stranger comes up to you in the streets, and asks to borrow your phone....do you let them? Or do you assume they are thief? Garner and Bryce talk about this after Bryce was approached yesterday.
Garner and Bryce are back talking about the most awkward moment you have ever experienced. Can you top the person who was the nurse helping to deliver their own sisters baby?!?!?!?! Hard to make eye contact again after that.
Everyone who has ever lived has had some kind of awkward moment. Every last one of us. Today Garner and Bryce get you to tell us about your most awkward experience ever.
There seems to be an unspoken battle among siblings...to be better than your brother and sisters. In your family, are you the successful one? Garner and Bryce talk about how you rank among your siblings.
Turns out LOTS of us have made a scene in public before. Most of us dont want to, but boy oh boy....so many embarrassing moments. Garner and Bryce continue to hear about that time you had everyone in the room looking at you.
Have you ever made a scene in public? Maybe it was by accident, maybe its wasnt.......but have you ever caused all eyes to be on you? Garner and Bryce talk about that, and more about things you just dont care about.
What is it that you just dont care about? That is what Garner and Bryce are talking about today. Some people say hockey, some people say they dont care about your kids. Its a nice mix.
Garner and Bryce are good at very few things, but snacks are one of them. Today they talk to you about the weird snacks you love. Maybe its a banana dunked in Ranch dressing, maybe its a piece of bread with only mayo on it. Turns out you have weeeeeird taste in treats.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the best day you ever had at work. They also have a special guest join them in studio! Bryan Baeumler from HGTV pops by!! WHAT A DAY.
Inspired by Connor McDavid scoring his 60th goal of the season last night, Garner and Bryce are talking about the best day that YOU ever had at the office.
If its one thing we all have in common, its that at one point in our lives we suffered a great humiliation. Some more humiliating than others. Garner and Bryce would love to hear about that thing that still haunts your dreams.
Today Garner and Bryce are taking a stroll down memory lane, back to your days in grade school. They are talking about things back then that made you super self-conscious. Maybe it was body hair, maybe it was your name. Turns out we all had something.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about things that you think are really underrated. Maybe its drinks at the curling club, or maybe its toast with just butter!
After seeing a list of the most respected retail stores in Canada, Garner and Bryce talk about shopping until they drop. They also talk about Nickelback and the 'pop in'.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about whether or not you answer the door when someone knocks unexpectedly. Garner is a yes, Bryce goes into ninja mode and hides. What about you?
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the rules you had to follow as a kid, and it leads to a discussion about when there is someone at your door. Do you answer it? Or do you hide in the shadows?
When you were a kid, did your parents having any weird rules you had to follow? Garner and Bryce want to hear allllllllll about it.
The Juno Awards are being handed out in Edmonton tonight, so Garner and Bryce talk about the best Canadian songs of all time. They also talk about that thing that you just need to get over.
When you order something off a menu, do you make things complicated with lots of modifications? Or do you just roll with it? Garner and Bryce tackle this hard hitting topic.
Garner and Bryce continue with neighbour chat! They want to hear the good, the bad and the juuuuuuuicy things that happen with your neighbours.
Today Garner and Bryce are asked about the etiquette of meeting new neighbours. Do you make the first move? Or do they? This leads to people talking about the good and bad they see from their neighbours.
After talking about being bad with money yesterday, today Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you buy...but keep from your better half. Maybe its little things like snacks. Maybe its big things like cars!!
Are you bad with money? Garner and Bryce are talking about the things you've done that would make a financial planner blush.
Today Garner and Bryce are diving into the wacky world of dogs. They may love you unconditionally, but they can also be incredibly embarrassing!! Today we hear about that time your dog embarrassed you in public.
Today Garner and Bryce give a nod to the house cleaners and car detailers among us. They do a job that everyone appreciates, but can also be SUPER disgusting.
Don't let the title fool you, Garner and Bryce are not becoming influencers...but today they do talk about how this is becoming a bigger and bigger thing!
Garner and Bryce continue to hear the impressive streak you have going on in your life. Maybe its doing 100 pushups everyday, or maybe its eating 5 pounds of gummy bears everyday. We love them all.
After hearing about a guy who went to Disneyland, every day for 2995 days in a row...Garner and Bryce are talking about the most impressive streak you have going on in your life.
Garner and Bryce are talking about the wacky world of job interviews. Have you ever have one that went poorly? Or maybe they asked you really weird questions? We want to hear about it!
Garner and Bryce are back, and talking about PRISON!!! The Remand Centre in Edmonton is closing, and they have a $1-Million idea for what to do with it.
Do you try on clothes before you buy them, or do you just roll the dice. This is the kind of hard hitting conversation Garner and Bryce are having today. They also dig deep, by talking about giving people weird names on your phone's contact list.
Garner and Bryce are big fans of food trucks, especially ones with really cool themes. Today they layout some sound business ideas.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about loooooooooooooooooooove. But they are asking, how many marriages is too many? Is there such a thing as being married too many times?
Have you ever done some light internet stalking? Maybe it was for a potential lover, maybe someone you were looking to hire. Garner and Bryce talk about your creeper habits.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about insecurities. This includes some people feeling insecure about their freckles, while others will put fake freckles on their face. What a world.
Today's discussion is all about insecurities, especially ones you feel at work. Garner and Bryce both have to be on camera from time to time, sometimes with unflattering angles. How about you? They also talk about being an emergency back-up goalie in the NHL.
Did you know that today is Australia Day? Neither did we. But it got Garner and Bryce talking about the Aussies, and all the horrifying snakes and spiders they live with. Things then turned into a discussion of your BIGGEST FEARS!
Are you one of those people that actually looks good in your passport or drivers license photo? Or are you like Garner and Bryce, and look like a hideous troll monster?
Do you ever find yourself scared that all of our 'smart' technology is spying on us? You arent alone. Even our Roomba's are turning on us. Garner and Bryce discuss this, and also talk about people who dont fold the clothes after looking at them in a store.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about that time you did something super impulsive. They also try and figure out the most delicate way to tell your neighbour that everyone can see you through your bedroom window..........gulp.
Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you did something crazy and impulsive. Maybe it was cutting your hair, maybe it was buying a plane ticket and flying to the other side of the world on a whim.
Today Garner celebrates his birthday on what is (coincidentally?) the most depressing day of the year. Garner and Bryce celebrate by talking about one of Garn's favorite topics: the amazing thing you found at a thrift shop or garage sale.
Are there certain words, especially abbreviations, that you HATE?!?!? Like Bae, or delish? Garner and Bryce are talking about the words that make your skin crawl.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about your weird nicknames. Some come from a place of love and respect...while others do not.
Today Garner and Bryce learned that its a real things for schools to have 'emergency pants' for kids who have......accidents. They also talk about what you call your significant other. Do you have a nickname for them?
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about things you thought were normal while growing up, only to realize that is pretty weird. Someone said 'putting ketchup in chicken noodle soup.' That's just weird, right?!?!!?
Garner and Bryce are back!! After an extended break where little was accomplished, they are back and in 2023 form. They kick things off talking about the little things in life that bring you joy. They also talk about western Canada's rocky relationship with bagged milk.
This is it. The final episode of 2022. Where has the time gone? Garner and Bryce talk about the delicate art of dumping someone at Christmas time. They will return in January with all new episodes. See you in the future!
After Garner had a disappointing trip to Candy Cane Lane...mostly because he went in middle of the day...he returned at night and gives his revue. Garn and Bryce also talk about a weird old Christmas song nobody knows and learn about cologne.
Its no secret, that Garner and Bryce are certified bad boys. Today they try to learn more about the black market...including how you find it..... They also talk more about getting a peek behind the curtain that you otherwise may not have wanted.
After Bryce got a peek behind the curtain at Bulk Barn, he may never be the same. Garner and Bryce talk about that time you got a super depressing reality check.
Have you ever been at a party and met someone with a really cool job? That happened to Garner over the weekend.
In your mind, what makes for a really great restaurant? Garner and Bryce discuss after reading the list of the top 100 restaurants in Canada.
Garner and Bryce are back to talk about shrinkflation, escalators, and of course....cuss words. If there was a year end list that could show which swear word you used the most, which would it be?
Its the most wonderful time of the year, and Garner and Bryce are once again spending it trying to figure out who the guy is who is maintaining the fire on the fireplace channel. He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle. They also talk about the sexiest accents.
Its the most wonderful time of year, and Garner and Bryce are breaking down the songs you hear every Christmas. Did you realize how many of those songs have super creepy lyrics?
Garner took his lovely wife on what may have been the lamest date of all time. He and Bryce break down the game film and see if you can out-lame him!!
Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you lost something super important...only to find it many moons later. Its insane how many of these stories are about wedding rings.
An earthquake was felt across Alberta this week. Garner and Bryce didnt feel a thing. How do you not notice an earthquake? They also talk with a local woman who appeared on Jeopardy recently!
If its one thing Garner and Bryce know, its fashion. Bryce is now all in on Kirkland brand clothing. He and Garn talk about its sudden burst in popularity. Also, what does it sound like when someone who's been on Jeopardy plays our dumb radio game?
Garner and Bryce are talking about Bugles. They are leaving Canada forever and some people are upset. They also talk about how cool it would be to have a secret room in your house.
Garner and Bryce close out the week talking about a blast from the past....Big Shiny Tunes. Do you remember those albums? Man, they were good. They also talk about weird sports on TV.
Rarely does Garner want to rage punch a wall, but today he came close. He cant wrap his mind around why people would order a Big Mac, and then throw away the middle bun. He and Bryce also talk about that time you made a GIGANTIC delivery order.
There is a theme today: Sleep. Garner and Bryce talk about the reasons why you are sleeping like garbage right now. They also talk about getting a 'sleep divorce'. This is when you sleep in another bed or room than your sweetie.
Garner and Bryce are once again strolling down memory lane. Today they are talking about the games we played with our friends when we were kids....games that you look back on now and wonder how you're still alive.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about things you'd like to see be done a little better. We call it, life etiquette. For example, do you really need to be checking all 100 lottery tickets when there is a huge line behind you?
One of Canada's leading musical journalists pops by for a chat with Garner and Bryce today. Alan Cross joins us in studio to talk allllllll about music.
Garn and Bryce are back and still talking about your low-stakes addictions. Today we hear a weird one....someone addicted to making themselves sneeze! They also talk about their shared passion for mall Chinese food.
Garner and Bryce are talking about low-stakes addictions. These are the small things that you just cant get enough of. Maybe its Cherry Halls. Maybe its soda pop. Maybe its cheese buns. TEMPTATION IS EVERYWHERE.
Garner and Bryce are taking a stroll down memory lane. Today they are talking about the things your parents got away with, that would likely see them arrested if they tried it today.
Garner is seeking confirmation he did the right thing after an incident in a drive-thru this weekend. He and Bryce also start to discuss the burning questions you've always wanted answered, in a new segment called 'What happens if...".
Garner and Bryce are talking about the.....creative...ways you prepare your food. This is inspired by someone who brought spaghetti in a ziplock bag, and kept it in their pockets while skiing. Brilliant? or lazy? I vote brilliant.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear tales of the super traumatic things that happened when you were in school. So many pants got peed. They also start hearing about your creepy neighbours.
Today Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane. They are talking about what is worse...being the kid that threw up in class, OR the kid who called the teacher 'mom'. Both are rough.
We have all tried a new hobby or activity, thinking it would go super well...only to find out we suck at it. Garner and Bryce talk about this heartbreak today.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the oldest piece of clothing you still wear. Its crazy how many people can fit into clothes they've had since High School.
Garner and Bryce are fashion icons. Everyone knows this. Today they are asking you about the oldest article of clothing you own, that you still wear! Hopefully its not underwear....
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the weird things you've gotten trick or treating. We hear everything from hard boiled eggs, to medicine. Oh my. They also talk about the dreaded middle seat on a plane.
Did you ever get anything really weird when you went Trick-or-Treating? Garner once got a single loose golf tee. That's what kids want. We also hear that Bryce will once again hide in his basement instead of give away candy. Again. What a dud.
A list came out of some of the most commonly misspelled words, and it turns out Garner and Bryce are pretty bad at spelling.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the stores you remember (or dont remember) from back in the day. Do you remember Woolco and Saan?
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the best music used in horror movies. Who'd have thought that "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" could be so creepy? They also talk about the art of going to the movies alone.
Do you like scary movies? With Halloween just around the corner, Garner and Bryce are talking about the best music ever used in a horror movie.
Garner and Bryce are back and talking about hygiene. It started talking about shampoo, but quickly turned into people detailing their personal hygiene routine. Some are good, some.......a little more questionable.
Garner believes that some foods taste better coming out of the freezer. Chips. Peanuts. Grapes. Garn and Bryce discuss this scientific mystery.
Are you one of those people that tells everyone in your life that you love them? Or do you keep the L-word locked up? Garner and Bryce discuss.
Have you ever been banned from a place? Garner and Bryce want to hear about where you got a ban, and of course the juicy story why.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about the things you spend WAYYYYYY too much money on.
Is there something you spend WAY too much money on? Coffee? Clothes? Pokémon Cards? Garner and Bryce talk about your spending habits. They also talk about newborn babies, emojis and so much more it'll make your head spin.
Is there a specific moment you can remember happening that made you realize that you arent a punk kid anymore? Something that made you realize that you are a fully formed, functioning adult person? Garner and Bryce discuss. We also hear a very cool story about John Candy and his time in Edmonton.
Garner and Bryce are back from a weekend of turkey and gravy and ready to hear more tales of awkward conversations and encounters. One so cringey, I can still taste the awkward in my mouth.
Can you do an impression of any cartoon characters? Neither can Garner or Bryce...but that wont stop them from trying. We hear your attempts at some iconic voices!
Do you remember when KFC had buffet's inside their restaurants? Simpler times. Garner and Bryce talk about that, and how there is apparently 1 left...in Saskatchewan. They also continue to hear about the most awkward conversations you've ever had.
Have you ever had to have a really awkward conversation with someone? Garner and Bryce are hearing your tales of cringe!
The stories about you finding something valuable wont stop coming in! Has everyone found riches, but me?
Garner and Bryce are back and talking about that time you found something juicy! Money? Jewels? Have you ever found anything big? Did you return it?
Garner and Bryce continue to hear your tales that make people say "I dont believe you, bro." They range from encounters with ghosts, to finding fat stacks of cash.
Do you have a story that everyone doubts is true? Something that happened in your life that causes people to say 'I don't believe you, bro'? Garner and Bryce hear your stories.
Today Garner and Bryce are hearing epic return tales. Stories from people who have bought something, and then returned it. Maybe it was pants that didnt fit, OR maybe it was a rug you used for 15 years and then took back....successfully.
When you see a movie, we often see warnings for things like swearing, violence and nudity...but should we have other warnings? Garner and Bryce break suggest a few new ones, like snakes. Garn would love to know whether there is a snake in the movie...so he can properly avoid it.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear from people spilling their secret lives. They have a normal 9-5, but once they get home...the secrets begin. SO JUICY.
Do you have a secret side that not many people know about? Garner and Bryce talk about your mysterious side.
Garner and Bryce are always on the lookout for a good side hustle. Would panning for gold being a good option? They discuss that. They also chat about a big sink hole that recently captured Edmonton's attention.
When you are called the wrong name, do you correct them...or just roll with it? Garner and Bryce have lots of experience with this, but how about you?
Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person? Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you made a whoopsie!
Garner and Bryce finish off the week talking more about the life rules you have for yourself. They also talk about what (if anything) you would do if you witnessed someone stealing from a store.
Do you have any rules for yourself? Garner and Bryce talk about the little rules we all have for ourselves that we use to guide ourselves through this crazy thing we call 'life'.
With all the wild things in the headlines, today Garner and Bryce carve out time to talk about what really matters........variety packs. There is always 1 lame option in a variety pack, right?
Have you ever had drama at the self check-out machine at the grocery store? Bryce witnessed a nice hissy fit yesterday. He and Garner break that down. They also talk about super Canadian foods!
The world is a place of mystery. Today Garner and Bryce talk about the people we see everyday that leave us with more questions. Like the people who will get gas, when the station across the street is clearly selling it for less. Why not get the cheaper option?
We all have curious minds, but is there any questions that has been burning a hole in your brain...but you've been too afraid to ask? Garner and Bryce want to hear it, and maybe even have answers! I doubt it, but maybe!
Is it just us when the calendar flips to September, you treat it like new years? You decide now that summer is over, its time to knock off some bad habits and clean things up?
Garner and Bryce are back! They return from their vacations talking about checks notes standing ovations? Sure. Standing ovations always start off nice, but after a certain amount of time it just gets awkward. Right?
Have you ever been out in public, minding your own business, when you suddenly spot a celebrity? Garner and Bryce hear your wild celeb encounters.
Have you ever had a stranger pay for your meal in a restaurant or in a drive thru? Or maybe you were the one buying the goods. Garner and Bryce talk about 'paying it forward.'
Remember when you were a kid, and you had awesome birthday party's? Garner and Bryce talk about kids party's and how much they've changed over the years.
Norway is building a vault to save the greatest songs of all time, to keep them safe incase the world explodes. Garner and Bryce talk about what songs should and should NOT be invited into the vault.
If its one thing Garner loves, its Kijiji. Today he and Bryce talk about power moves that can be pulled when buying something off of Kijiji or Facebook Marketplace. They also learn there is a Hide and Seek club in town. Who knew?
Have you ever had a really really weird roommate? Garner and Bryce hear your tales, and it includes everything from sleep walkers, to underwear stealers!!
Garner and Bryce try to answer an age old question: How many roommates is too many? They also break down the game film of the most recent documentary about Woodstock '99.
Have you ever had to spend mega money on something that nobody will ever notice? Like new tires on a car, or a new hot water tank? Garner and Bryce talk about these deeply unsatisfying purchases.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about weird neighbours. Maybe its you?!!? This leads to them talking about people who take their cats out for walks with leashes. Turns out, lots of people do that!
We have all lived near weirdos at some point, but do you do anything that makes YOU the weirdo neighbour? Garner and Bryce talk about the strange things you do.
Are you good with money? Us neither. Garner and Bryce talk about the worst things you've ever done with money.
Is there a skill or hobby you didnt pick up until later in life? Maybe it was drums, or baking, or skateboarding?
Garner and Bryce are talking about the weirdest rumour you ever heard about yourself. Some are positive rumours, but most arent......oh my.
Garner spotted someone getting a car as a gift recently. Giant bow on the hood and everything. Have you ever been given a huge gift like that? Garn and Bryce also talk about the worst rumour you've ever heard about yourself.
Have you noticed the quality of Garage sales is going down? Garner sure has. He and Bryce talk about this important decline. They also talk about that time you got fired.
Have you ever been fired? Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you totally got canned.
Have you ever had something happen in your life that seemed like something out of a soap opera? Garner and Bryce talk about your real life plot twists!
Garner and Bryce are talking about cars today! Just manly men, talking about engines and wheels......ok, they are actually talking about the features you have in your car that you can't live without.
With the cost of everything being sky high right now, what are you doing to save some coin? Garner and Bryce also talk about pickle juice, its a thing and it seems everyone loves it.
Are you a hoarder? Do you collect things? Garner and Bryce talk about the things that you just can't seem to throw away. Garn also talks about the cat he is pet-sitting.
Everyone hates paper straws, right? Like, we all know they are better for the environment than plastic straws...but they still stink, right? Garner and Bryce take things to a new level with Straw Chat.
After watching the annual 4th of July Hot Dog eating contest in the USA, Garner and Bryce talk about the foods that you could eat competitively.
Do you have a nerd flex? Have you ever done something SUPER nerdy, but did it at a very high level? Garner and Bryce talk about it. They also break down the greatest shower a person can have: The post-camping shower.
Do they teach kids typing in school anymore? Garner and Bryce discuss the lost art of typing. they also talk about accidentally swallowing something you shouldn't.
Have you ever had a total stranger put all their trust in you? Or maybe you had to ask a stranger to do something that could have gone really sideways? Garner and Bryce discuss, they also talk about the new ketchup popsicles that seem very very gross.
Garner and Bryce only talk about important things, which explains why they talk about crackers today....you know, like the kind you put in soup. They also continue to hear your tales of Jr. High trauma.
Garner and Bryce hear about a pair of mystery underwear that someone spotted in their parking lot at work. They try and break down the origins of these undies. They also talk about the trauma you suffered in Jr. High that you still carry around to this day.
Have you ever had a movie or TV show spoiled for you? Or maybe you did the spoiling? Garner and Bryce talk about spoilers...but without actually spoiling anything.
Have you ever been moving something in a truck, only to watch that thing fly out the back when you hit the highway? Turns out that happens A TON. Garner and Bryce hear your tales of shame.
There is nothing more glorious than the Costco Hot Dog. Garner and Bryce discuss how Costco still has no plans to raise the price on it. They also talk about TV show endings that actually left you satisfied.
Do you have a gig on the side for extra money? Garner and Bryce break down the things you are doing to make a little extra cash!
Garner tried Eggs Benedict for the first time over the weekend. His review: "it was fine." But it got us talking about that thing you waited FOREVER to try for the first time. Maybe it was good, maybe it was bad, maybe it was fine...but what did you wait until later in life to try?
Garner and Bryce react to a story they read about a...dancer....hired to do a bachelor party, only to realize (far too late) that it was her brothers bachelor party...and that got them talking about bad times to run into a sibling. They also talk about your 15 minutes of fame.
We thought it was only a crime in the movies, but apparently people do actually have all their tires stolen off their car. Garner and Bryce talk about that. They also talk about the art of tipping.
Garner and Bryce are talking about going barefoot in public. There is nothing more off-putting than seeing someone's feet on a plane. They also chat about pizza and getting an employees attention while in a restaurant or store.
If you were on a date, and the person pulled out a tiny bell to ring to get the servers attention...would that be a deal breaker? Garner and Bryce break this down.
Everyone has had a bad day at work, but have you ever had a REALLY REALLY bad day at the office? Garner and Bryce hear your woes.
We continue to talk about being.......safe with money. Some may say frugal, others may say cheap. That leads us to talk about Spam. Turns out lots of people are still eating, and enjoying, spam! Who knew?
Have you ever been super broke? Did you have creative solutions for how to get through things? Garner and Bryce talk about being brooooooooooooke.
Garner and Bryce continue to hear tales of that one time a random stranger did something to help you out. OR maybe you were the mystery stranger doing the helping...
Have you ever lost something, only to have someone bring it back to you? Garner and Bryce talk about that time a good Samaritan bailed you out!
Everyone has playoff fever. GO SPORTS!! Garner and Bryce talk about that time you spotted a pro sports person in the wild! Turns out they are just regular people? Who knew?
Garner and Bryce continue to hear your tales of that time you won an eye-watering amount of money.
Have you ever won a ton of cash? Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you struck it rich. Maybe it was a lottery win, maybe a 50/50?
Do you live next to some.....interesting people? Garner and Bryce get to talking about the weird things you've learned about your neighbours.
There is a local legend in Edmonton, known only as Avatar Guy. Garner and Bryce wonder if he's still around. They also talk about amazing finds at thrift stores, and sharing names with famous people.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about those things you didnt realize you have on the inside of your car. They also talk about watching really, really long movies.
After being inspired by some texts, Garner and Bryce talk about that time you had a close encounter with dumb. Its exactly what it sounds like. They also talk more about protective films and Crime Stoppers.
Garner and Bryce start talking about one of the most satisfying things on earth: peeling the protective film off a new piece of electronics. What a rush. They also talk about that thing you won.
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about that time you were on the news...for good or bad reasons. This leads to them talking about a shared dream: being an actor in a crime stoppers video.
Have you ever shown up on the news? Was it for good or bad reasons? Garner and Bryce are talking about the time you appeared on TV.
Garner and Bryce kick off a new week with a story of survival. SPOILER ALERT: It features a table saw, a hand, and some skilled surgeons. They also talk about the drama that happens in a Canadian Tire parking lot.
Have you ever looked death in the eyes? Garner and Bryce are hearing your tales of survival from the brink of doom. Is that dramatic enough?
Garner and Bryce fall into towel chat today. How often are you swapping out your towel? Turns out everyone has a very different opinion on this very important issue. They also get back to talking about epic tales of Lost & Found.
Garner and Bryce are talking about that time you lost something, maybe for a long long time, but somehow got it back!
After hearing about a woman in the USA that went to extreme lengths to save her phone...Garner and Bryce want to know the worst thing that ever happened to your phone?
Garner and Bryce are talking about skipping school. Did you ever skip class? Were you busted? They also talk about the worst foods to eat while behind the wheel of a car.
Its crazy how many people walk and talk in their sleep. Garner and Bryce keep hearing your stories, including some people who have cooked and eaten full meals while asleep!
After being told by his wife that Garner said something 'creepy' in his sleep, we are talking about the strangest thing you've said, or heard, in the middle of the night.
Garner and Bryce are talking about movie props. If money were no object, which movie prop would you love to have on display in your house?
Do you have a friend that is.........unique? Garn and Bryce talk about the weird friend in your crew. They also talk about the movie you saw in theatres multiple times.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about things that (for you) would be worse than prison. If you committed some horrible crime, what would be more of a punishment than life in prison?
Garner and Bryce continue the conversation from yesterday...about things that really shouldn't be embarrassing, but are. Also, are funeral processions still a thing?
Is there something you find really embarrassing, but you really shouldn't? Garner and Bryce talk about these things. Like having your hat blow off in the wind, then having to chase it down.
Garner and Bryce are back talking about your gross car. They talk about getting cars detailed and then get stories of that thing you found in your car. They also talk about Kinder Surprise Eggs, and what it would be like if they offered extreme prizes...
After being inspired by a topic on Twitter, Garn and Bryce talk about your food opinion that would get you cancelled by society. Do you have a burning food take that you are dying to get off your chest?
Garner and Bryce continue to talk about jobs today. Jobs that are perfect for lazy people. Sorry...motivationally challenged people. They also talk about how many people to this day still have no clue what their parents did for a living, even if they joined their parents for 'take your kid to work' day.
Garner and Bryce are talking about the perfect job ideas for people are a bit lazy....nay....motivationally challenged. Not going to lie, sitting on couches all day just to break them in, sounds pretty sweet.
Are you someone who will wait in line for things? Or are you far too impatient for that? Garner and Bryce talk about the longest you've ever waited for something.
Garner and Bryce continue their conversation about things in movies that make you uncomfortable, or take you out of the moment.
Today Garner and Bryce are talking about the things that happen in movies that always make you super uncomfortable. And were not just taking about when a sext scene comes on, and you are watching with your parents. They also talk more about what your hometown is famous for, and Alan Cross joins to discuss Taylor Hawkins.
Is your hometown famous for anything cool? We hear from a guy in Belleville, Ontario. That is where they make Hawkins cheezies. That is a hard one to beat, but what about you? We also hear about a new potential power move and Garner's car hits a milestone.
Garner and Bryce are talking about picky eaters. Specifically adult picky eaters. Are there any foods that you hate with a fiery passion that consumes your soul?
Garner is the victim of a crime. Someone broke into his car over the weekend! We called the FBI, they didnt seem to care. Garn and Bryce also talk about a wild weekend of news, and making friends as adults.
Making friends as an adult can be an intimidating thing. Garner and Bryce hear from Evelyn, who made a bold play to make a new friend this week...and it has inspired people to do the same!
Do you share a name with anyone? Garner and Bryce talk about this and how it can really complicate your life. Whether you share your name with a parent or with a convicted criminal. They also talk about being introverted and the best fake job to tell people you do...that would see zero follow up questions.
Garner and Bryce talk about a new world record set by a competitive eater. Its a record that really doesnt seem that impressive, so they talk about your amazing (and sometimes haunting) eating achievements. They also talk about that time you met someone with the exact same name as you!
Garner and Bryce get to talking about the ugliest car of all time...the PT Cruiser. That thing fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
What are some of the things that you just dont know? Maybe its the kind of engine in your car, or the size of TV on your wall, or the fact that pickles are made from cucumbers? We all have basic info that is just missing. What's yours?
Plunger chat makes a glorious return! Garner and Bryce discuss the shame of having to buy a new plunger. They also talk about the people who drive away from the gas pump, with the pump stull attached to their car. Its a shame-fest!
Do you have good impulse control? Or do you spend tons of money on junk without really thinking about it? Garner and Bryce talk about the impulse purchases you may, or may not, regret.
Are you good with money? Today Garner and Bryce talk about the bad investments you have made over the years. Who would have thought buying a full sized bingo machine wouldnt pay off? Garner. Garner didnt know that.
If you could take a pill that would magically allow you to master one skill, what skill would it be? Fly a plane? Throw a football? Juggle? Garner and Bryce discuss this magic pill.
Do you remember the first drink you ever ordered at a bar? We were all so young, so dumb. Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane today.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about that time you were ghosted. Maybe it was a lover, maybe it was a friend, maybe it was your boss! Either way, people have hurt feelings and want to talk it out.
For years Garner has felt alone, that there were no others like him....when it comes to his love of cold leftovers. Turns out EVERYONE loves them! Garn and Bryce discuss this and come up with a Million dollar idea!
Is there a type of movie that will always get your money? Garner loves movies about runaway trains, Bryce loves movies about the world ending (dark). What about you? They also talk about breakfast food and KFC fire logs.
Its a question as old as time: What is the saddest song in history? Garner and Bryce discuss and get your suggestions for tear-jerker tracks. They also continue to talk about tales of shoplifting!
The podcast is now daily! Get ready for Garner and Bryce everyday! Except weekends. And holidays. We arent crazy. But to kick off the new daily episodes, today they are talking about go back to the movies after 2 years away, being busted shoplifting and things you just can't pull off.
This week Garner and Bryce answer the age old question...which would you rather have happen to you, taser or pepper spray? Make no mistake...they both suck. They also talk about the worst thing that ever happened in your car? Maybe it was getting dumped, maybe it was two buckets of chili spilling!
Have you ever been the victim of a CRIME?!?!?! Garner and Bryce hear your tales of being ripped off or robbed. They also have a very real and mature conversation about the importance of regular furnace maintenance. Just kidding, they talk about eating dog food. Classic.
Do you have a weird, random thing that you live in fear of? Maybe its murderers in your closet at night or sharks in the swimming pool (somehow)? Garner and Bryce talk about you FEARS. They also talk about people who learn way too much about their customers.
Have you ever had to go home in the middle of work because you needed to change your clothes? Maybe something went sideways and you needed to replace your pants or shirt ASAP? A shocking amount of people have, rarely for good reasons. Garner and Bryce also talk about things you still can't do as an adult that you probably should. We also get a special visit from Bryan Baeumler from HGTV!!
This week is a very special week, as Garner and Bryce talk about....the dump? Yes. The dump. Turns out people love talking about their favorite landfills and the treasures they've found within. They also talk about your weird parents and the weird things they do.
Garner and Bryce are back! Finally..... They return from an (unintentionally) extended Christmas break and ready to make magic. Today they talk about checks notes casserole. Alright. They also talk about what you would do to fill your days if money were no object, and also about dining on vacation.
Its the final episode of 2021.....what a ride. Garner and Bryce sign off on this year by talking about the Christmas gift you got years ago that you still use on regular basis. They also talk about that time you slipped and fell in a very public and embarrassing way.
When you were a kid, how could you tell that your friends were rich? Maybe they had a pool? Or a trampoline? Or one of those giant old school satellite dishes? Garner and Bryce break down your rich friends. They also try to figure out the best store to be stuck in during a snowstorm.
Garner and Bryce are grown men with careers and bills to pay....which is why today they talk about wedgies and vacuums. The discuss the lost art of the wedgie and specifically the roomba vacuum. Why? We arent sure. They also talk about which TV spokesperson you like better...the A&W guy or the Canadian Tire guy.
Is there something that makes you cry like a baby? Maybe its a certain scene on TV show or movie? Garner and Bryce talk about your sad feelings. They also talk about the weird things you have found around the office at work.
Everyone loves to talk about the things people are proud of you for....but what about the things people pity you for? Garner and Bryce talk about the thing that happened in your life that make people throw a pity party for you. They also talk about important things like Grilled Cheese and chatty drive-thru workers.
We have all had that internal thought...am I weird? Garner and Bryce talk about the things that you do that may or may not be considered weird. They also talk about the rules and punishments you faced as a teenager.
Have you ever lost something that was really really expensive? Maybe it was a diamond ring, or a priceless watch? Garner and Bryce talk about that time you lost that thing. They also talk about Coffee Crisp. Is it a good chocolate bar?
When you take your sweetie to the movies, are you smuggling in your own snacks? Garner and Bryce hear some crazy stories of things you've snuck in. Everything from pies, to Swiss Chalet! They also find out that if you google your High School you can read reviews of the school. They read a bunch of those charming reviews!
New podcast name, who dis? The Lawn Chair Prophets name is no more, we have changed slightly to The Garner Andrews Show with Bryce Kelley. How did we ever come up with that? Garner and Bryce talk about the secrets about your parents that you learned later in life. Maybe it was a previous marriage, maybe its a secret family? They also talk about hot dogs and Squid Games.
Garner and Bryce get the chance to chat with a real life stuntman, and he answers all your burning questions. They also talk about the precious Thanksgiving turkey leftovers, and get some positive stories to warm our hearts in these cold, dark days.
Have you ever accidently gotten in the wrong car in a parking lot? Or accidently walked into the wrong hotel room? Garner and Bryce talk about you going into the wrong place at the wrong time. They also break down the greatest cereals of all time.
When you hear a drama unfolding in public...do you lean in to listen to the hot gossip, or flee into the night? Bryce overheard a manager yelling at employees at a store, definitely hung around to listen. They also talk about your expensive hobbies and unveil a new feature called "Today in Awkward."
Is there a product you love so much that you would endorse it for free? Garner loves his pen so much he would. We talk about what things you would endorse. Garner and Bryce also talk about West Edmonton Mall turning 40!
Recently everyone was buzzing at the idea of a potential return of McPizza at McDonalds, but Garner and Bryce think its probably not going to live up to your expectations. They talk about things from the past you'd love to see come back. They also chat about things that you weren't allowed to do as kids. Maybe it was watch a certain TV show or listen to a certain band. They also talk about the secret lives of teachers.
What is the one thing that you really should do a better job of cleaning? We all have SOMETHING that we let get more dirty than we should. Garner and Bryce also talk about the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you, and the mystery of why we all eat like garbage when on road trips.
Have you ever done anything on impulse? Garner and Bryce hear about someone who bought a helicopter on impulse, and didn't even know how to fly it. Sounds like a good investment. They also talk about that one time you chickened out of something AND the little things that happen in movies that drive you nuts!
After a long break, Garner and Bryce are finally back. They break down their vacations...and why they were gone for so long. SPOILER: Its all Bryce's fault. They also talk about that one time someone complained about you and they break down the game-film of someone who talks about eating off of a strangers plate at a restaurant.
Garner and Bryce are back and ready for deep conversation. Today they talk about plungers. Like a lot. Who knew they had so many thoughts on plungers? They also talk about crappy summer jobs as kids and scenes from the campground.
We are all humans. We all eat and sleep. BUT ALSO, we all….have secrets. Things we never talk about. Today Garner and Bryce talk about the things you keep locked inside. For example, Garner has never been to Winnipeg and doesnt know the difference between Philips and Robertson screwdrivers. Bryce also has BILLION dollar idea for a bar.
Call us crazy, but people online tend to be pretty opinionated. Garner and Bryce have decided to throw a new convention for people who love to nitpick. We call it “Umm Actually” and its coming to a hotel ballroom near you. They also talk about people in an office winning the lottery and falling asleep in places you shouldn’t.
If you had to stand up and give a 15 minutes speech on any topic, what would it be? What are you an expert on? Garner and Bryce want to know what topic you know a weird amount about. They also talk about condiments and why every rich guy is suddenly so obsessed with going to space???
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? Someone texted Garner and Bryce bragging about how they are up and out of the house in only 3 minutes. That’s too fast, right? They also talk about the best things you can do to simplify your life, and getting change in the drive-thru.
We are now 14 months into this pandemic and things are SO BORING. Garner and Bryce talk about ways you are passing the time. Some drive around aimlessly, others are making their own shoes!! They also talk about the coolest places you’ve been alone. And they are joined by Louie DeBrusk from Sportsnet to talk about life as an NHL colour commentator.
We’ve all been there, had a bad day at work. Today Garner and Bryce are getting your stories of your bad day at the office. Maybe it was spilling coffee on your new bosses desk, or slicing a cable and cutting off the internet to an entire city. They also talk about spilling things in public places, and Garner gets a pressure washer and wrecks his house?!
Is there anything more important in life than being on time? I mean…besides air, food, water…but after that, its punctuality. Garner and Bryce talk about this lost artform. They also talk about telescopes. Are they just for perverts? And they talk about gym class, while coming up with an award winning idea for a Hallmark movie.
Garner and Bryce are back for another week of thought provoking conversation. This week they talk about the surprisingly robust black market for clean urine. They also talk about something from back in the day: The burning barrel. When people use to have a barrel on their property where they would burn all their garbage. They also talk about the best kind of boxes.
If you were wondering where Garn and Bryce have been the last couple weeks….well, they had covid. They both tested positive and had to isolate for a couple weeks BUT are ok now. They talk about their experience. They also talk about that time you burned a house down, and create the ‘No Keychain Club.’
Garner was out on the town recently and witnessed a man at another table eating his burger and fries with rubber gloves on. Is this a thing? Is it to keep your hands clean? Garn and Bryce break it down, and talk about other weird habits. They also talk about apples. You read that right. Apples.
Did your parents have weird rules when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce know someone who wasnt allowed to say the word ‘fart’ growing up. Instead she had to say ‘fluff’. They also talk about the arrows on the floor in grocery stores and add lyrics to some beloved TV theme songs.
Garner and Bryce are talking about the easiest money you ever made! Maybe it was at work, maybe it was found money, maybe it was your dog appearing in a TV commercial. They also talk about that time you had to go to the emergency room.
Have you ever spotted a celeb in a place you wouldn't expect? Ran into them in the mall, or naked in the gym locker room? Garner and Bryce get your story. Sometimes it's not even a celebrity, maybe you just saw your teacher outside of school....and found that jarring. They also talk about your junk drawer.
If you have a job that requires to go into a strangers home…you’ve probably seen some strange stuff. Garner and Bryce want to know about the weirdest things you’ve ever encountered. They also talk about sneaking things into the movies, your many kitchen gadgets and the worst way you’ve ever been dumped.
As the pandemic starts to draw to an end (hopefully) (knock on wood) we have to start looking ahead. Garner and Bryce think about offering a resocialization class that will teach people how to behave in public after a year of lurking at home. They also talk about your weird food combinations. Like the guy who eats onion and headcheese sandwiches.....why?
Have you ever been sitting at home, minding your own business, when a car suddenly drove through the wall? It happens. Probably more often then you'd think. Garner and Bryce talk to someone who had it happen while they were asleep in their bed. They also talk about the handiest handy men, and when parents get too involved.
What small things make you really uncomfortable? Seeing yourself on a Zoom call? Watching a movie with your parents and a steamy love scene comes on? Garner and Bryce talk about the things that make you cringe. They also talk about that time you had to sleep in your car, and failing to recognize people in face masks.
As we enter month 11 of the pandemic, its safe to say its getting old. Garner and Bryce discuss the absolutely boring ways you are passing the time during the BLANDemic. Bryce has taken up mall walking. That's fun. They also talk about the worst job to have after a wind storm, and tales of your bad furniture and roommates.
We all have something we do that we think is really impressive...but is it? Garner and Bryce play the role of judge as they determine if it is indeed a flex, or if it makes you a bit of a freak. There is a guy who claims he has never brushed his teeth before...Flex or freak? They also talk about why you're not close with your mom, and the sudden interest in Sea Shanties.
Apparently in 2020 the Apple Fritter was one of the most popular donuts in Canada. Garner and Bryce break down why its actually the worst. They also do the power rankings of weirdos, and if you got food delivered to your house by accident, would you still eat it?
Have you ever wondered what really happens in the back of a store? Garner sure has. When you ask if they have something in the back and the employee goes and checks...what's it really like back there? Garn and Bryce also talk about the time you overheard some juicy gossip and learned things you probably weren't suppose to know. They also talk about a very cringy breakup.
Have you ever bought or sold something online...and had to deal with a total weirdo on the other end? We want to hear your tale of bad kijiji experiences. Garner and Bryce also talk about cringy moments from your past, and they try to figure out how someone in Alberta ordered Skip the Dishes over 960 times this year.
This week Garner and Bryce are talking about thing that got away. Not the person...the thing. The item you once owned that today would be worth big money....but you threw away or lost. A shocking amount of people had Wayne Gretzky rookie cards. They also get tales from the drive thru, and have you ever really thought about how crazy toilets are?
What is the 1st question people always ask you when they learn what you do for a living? It seems every occupation has a go-to question. Garner and Bryce learn yours. They also talk about the weird food combinations you like, but everyone else thinks is gross. Also, do you like it when your TV show has a storyline about Covid?
Halloween 2020 is now in the books…Garner and Bryce talk about the weird things your kids got while trick or treating, OR the weird things you gave away. They also talk about the secrets you keep from friends and family AND if you could disinvent 1 thing, what would it be?
Its spooky season and Garner and Bryce are here to talk about the scariest thing that has ever happened to you. Good luck beating the story of the guy who went into his bathroom...and could tell there was someone hiding behind the frosted glass in his shower. YIKES. They are also joined by Human Kebab of USS who talks about their new and final album.
Garner and Bryce are back! They are talking about those things that you just cant toss in the garbage. Maybe its cardboard boxes, maybes its hockey sticks, but we all have things we just cant part with. Bryce comes up with a $1-million idea that could inspire you to finally clear that clutter. They also talk about writing dates on things and a fun treat for kids this Halloween.
A great debate has started...do you do the right thing? When a cashier accidentally gives you an extra burger or too much change or forgets to ring in an item...do you tell them? OR do you flee into the night? Garner and Bryce break down what they do. They also talk about what would go on your adult highlight reel, which is the little things you do really well. They also break down why you should never take a polygraph test.
Is there anything less fun than helping people move? No, no there isnt. Garner and Bryce break down the rulebook for having friends help you move. They also talk about Bryce’s hatred for the 1980’s, and the odd trend of shooting down a Christmas tree. And yes, its exactly what it sounds like.
Garner and Bryce are looking to crown the greatest TV theme song of all time! Is it Fresh Prince? Is it MASH? We ask your for your favorites. They also try and determine the greatest Canadian song ever made.
This week Garner and Bryce begin collecting stories for the ‘Getting Dumped Hall of Fame.’ It’s a real hall of fame, and its a bummer. We hear your stories of relationships ending in glorious fashion. Everything from ghosting to window smashing. They also talk about your claim to fame.
Is there are store that makes you feel uncomfortable as soon as you walk in? For Garner its Farmers Markets, and for Bryce is car dealerships. Garner and Bryce also talk about rules that dont apply to you, and people who are always late.
Have you ever gone a big trip...only to end up disappointed? Saw a tourist attraction that didn't live up to the hype? Garner and Bryce talk about that, and it turns out the Mona Lisa may not be worth the time. They also talk about going to places (like IKEA) just for the food, AND the bad habit you have...that you didn't realize until someone else pointed it out.
For years Garner thought he was all alone in his dislike....of water. We drink it to survive...but do you really enjoy water? Turns out many people do not. Same with a tall glass of milk. Is that really your first choice? Garner and Bryce also talk about that thing that happened in your past that still embarrasses you to this day, AND we express our jealousy of camper-kids.
There are some foods that are fine to eat while driving, and some that are a disaster. Garner recently experienced what happens when you try to eat a hard-shell taco in a car...SPOILER ALERT: It didnt go well. Garn and Bryce talk about eating weird things in weird places. They also talk about how grown adults need to stop plugging their nose while jumping in a pool, AND Sportsnet insider Elliotte Friedman stops by to talk about the NHL playoffs and players living in 'the bubble'.
Is there a movie you can watch over and over again? Garner and Bryce talk about the movie you’ve seen more than any other. They also talk about the little things someone can do that will make you instantly dislike them, and the best thing your parents ever brought home from work.
Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane and talk about the Orange drink you use to get from McDonalds as a kid. It usually came in an old, yellow cooler. Those were simpler times. They also talk about TV characters that annoyed you, and getting fired.
Have you ever had an impressive streak come to an end? Bryce just had a 20+ year 'No Harry Potter' streak end. We hear from people who had similar streaks, including one woman who's sisters run as a vegetarian ended with a plate of ribs. They also talk about the junk you've been buying online during the pandemic AND the one song you'd throw into the sun...if you could.
Do you live near some that is......unique? Almost every street has that one person who does weird stuff that everyone else talks about. Garner and Bryce want to know about your weird neighbour. They also talk about the time you wanted to run away from home and give you cool thing to drop into any conversation.
The name 'Karen' is having a rough time. So many memes and jokes made at their expense. But not all Karens are bad. Garner and Bryce decided to highlight the Karens who arent KAREN. They also break ground on the "Lazy Hall of Fame." Basically hear tales of that time you were champion level lazy. And they finish with some light talk on hotel rooms where people have died.
Garner and Bryce continue their “Have you ever…” experiment. Today they ask, have you ever…been bitten by a snake? Many people have. BUT have you ever been bitten by a venomous snake? The answer is still yes. They also talk about missing your own wedding, and things that set you off.
Today Garner and Bryce talk about coincidence. Have you have been on the other side of the earth and ran into someone you knew? Maybe went for an intimate doctors appointment, only for the doctor to be someone you knew from High School? Its a small world. They also talk about having a birthday in quarantine, and play a new game called "Have you Ever...?" Today they ask, have you ever...been hit by a train? A shocking amount of people say yes!
Garner was out for a walk recently and was attacked by a goose. There is no graceful way to run away from that. Should he just have saved face and fought the bird, or was he right to run? Garn and Bryce also talk about how nobody is doing interesting things right now...the only exciting thing is what you've ordered online and are waiting for in the mail. That also talk about the trend of ex's reaching out to former lovers during the pandemic.
Garner had a run-in with wildlife recently. Lets just say his truck had a face-to-face meeting with a skunk. It went poorly for both sides. Garner is now looking for tips on how to de-stink his truck. Garn and Bryce also talk about the Covid Cops. The people who are enforcing social distance rules by yelling at others in public. They then discuss some disturbing trends in social media.
These are hard times. Lots of uncertainty. Lots of fear. Lots of anxiety. Garner and Bryce talk about one of the most stressful places to be….the grocery stores. So many new rules. They also talk about kissing cousins, and the crime you’ve always wanted to commit, but never would.
Garner and Bryce have emerged from the shadows of isolation to talk about all things Coronavirus. Why does everyone want to FaceTime all of sudden? Can your relationship survive being stuck in a home together for weeks? And are you really capable of working from home?
Have you ever had the chance to meet a big time celebrity? Garner and Bryce talk to someone who got to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger and it didnt go how she thought it might! Turns out, that's pretty common. They also talk about the great toilet paper crisis caused by Coronavirus, and the pain of not being invited to a party... but then seeing all your friends post about it online.
Have you ever stolen toilet paper from work? We conducted our own study and found that yes….yes you have. We break down the art of the toilet paper theft. Garner and Bryce also talking about fainting in public and introduce a new feature called “Things people need to shut up about.” What a time.
Are you part of.....the "lifestyle." Garner and Bryce talking about people who are into swinging, and even chat with a real life swinger. They get the scoop on some myths and truths. They also talk about the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you and weird customers.
Are you part of…..the “lifestyle.” Garner and Bryce talking about people who are into swinging, and even chat with a real life swinger. They get the scoop on some myths and truths. They also talk about the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you and weird customers.
Kids can be so cruel....especially when it comes to nicknames. Garner and Bryce talk about the nickname you got stuck with as a child. SPOILER ALERT: Some are just brutal. They also talk about that time you were accidentally creepy, and how nobody really knew what their dad did for a living when they were young.
Garner and Bryce are giddy as school girls after news that Prince Harry may be moving to Canada. They take ideas for a new sitcom about the Prince moving into your suburban neighbourhood. They also talk about whether or not there is tourism market to see the coldest places on earth, and begin taking applications for the Humble Brag Hall of Fame.
Garner and Bryce have returned from their holidays ready to hear your hurt. They are talking about the worst criticism you've ever received. Turns out some parents, teachers and co-workers have been very mean to you. They also talk about Garner waking up to a massive police presence on his lawn, and things you shouldn't be doing in public.
The holiday season is upon us...a time to spend with family and friends. That means some people are about to seriously overstay their welcomes. Garner and Bryce talk about the do's and don'ts of being a good house guest. They also talk about troubles at the car wash and how our phones have let us down.
We've all been to a house party, right? What is the worst things you've ever seen at a party? Was it a couple fighting? Was it a stabbing? Garner and Bryce get your tales of champion level party fouls. They also talk about the dangers of buying things from online buy & sells, and your tale of backstabbing.
Have you ever gotten a shout out from a celebrity online? Maybe they liked a post or commented on a pic? Garner and Bryce talk to a guy who just had Tom Hanks read one of his tweets in a video! We then compare notes on your celebrity encounters. They also talk about the movie that everyone loves....but you HATE. Garn and Bryce also talk about bad bosses.
Everyone has a parent who does something weird, right? Garner and Bryce want to hear about your weird folks. Everything from working out with soup cans, to being a mime. They also knock some things down a peg, and are joined by George Pettit, from Alexisonfire, for a round of ‘3 Minutes With.’
After seeing more people online talking about the songs they are ashamed to love, Garner and Bryce take things up a notch: The Trifecta of Bad Taste. We want to know what song, movie and food you're ashamed to love! They also talk about things you believe are a waste of money, and do people really bother farmers when their cars break down in the middle of nowhere?
Garner and Bryce are back and they are talking about free stuff. At one point or another we've all gotten something for free. Some people have just gotten better stuff. What is the best thing you've ever gotten for free. We hear from not 1, but 2 people who got free homes! They also talk about movie props you'd love to own, and Dallas Green stops by for a round of "3 Minutes With."
When it comes time to trade in your old car and get a new one, do you have a long goodbye with your old vehicle? Bryce just traded in his and was cold as ice, but apparently lots of people have a long, messy breakup. Garner and Bryce also talk about jobs they could never do, and break down the weird video rabbit holes they are falling in.
Have you ever been robbed? This week Garner and Bryce talk about the time someone stole something from you. This includes one woman who tells the story of how someone once stole the windshield off her car! How does that happen? They also continue their conversation about things from childhood you thought would be a much bigger deal, and the basic life skills you never learned.
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you? Maybe its something that you've buried deep down inside, but this week Garner and Bryce want to celebrate your embarrassment as we share our stories. Maybe yours is embarrassing enough to go into our Hall of Shame. They also talk about Halloween costumes and things that as a kid you thought would be big a deal as an adult...but it turns out its not.
Everybody has been in a relationship before...but no relationship is ever the same. Some people do strange things, such as sleeping in different rooms, or sleeping with guns in the bed. Garner and Bryce talk about what makes your love so strange. They also talk about that time you got really nervous, and the do's and dont's of hosting a TV viewing party.
Have you ever had a "pantsmergency" which is...you know...an emergency with your pants? Maybe you spilled something, ripped something or had an accident. Garner and Bryce learn that more people are having pantsmergency's than you'd think. They also talk about things that sound way better than they actually are, and the condiment you could eat all on its own.
If you found a mystery phone hidden in the tank of a toilet would you assume the worst? Is it a drug phone? A phone used to hide an affair? Garner and Bryce break down the game film after hearing about someone who went through this exact thing. They also talk about their idea to … Continue reading "The Secret Toilet Phone"
We are all nerds. Maybe not at math or science, but we all have something in our lives we nerd out about. Comics? HGTV? Cars? Garner and Bryce talk about your nerdy interests. They also talk about things you are ashamed to buy at the store, and a pretty big first date fail.
Are you your parents favourite child? If you have to think about it, you probably arent. Garner and Bryce talk to people who are very aware of their standing in their family. They also talk about paying it forward, and things that make you look totally badass…like eating an apple with a knife.
Garner and Bryce make a big announcement regarding the future of Top Ranking Podcast. After that they get down to serious business, and talk about the worst things to throw up. They also talk about ballsy moves in relationships and break down a new, dark home renovation show.
Garner is thinking of making a bold fashion choice.....a man purse. He sees a practical upside, while Bryce disagrees. They also talking about the stinkiest stinks, a summer camp for adults, and waiting in line for extended periods of time.
After taking a few weeks off for vacation, Garner and Bryce are back! They are in mid-season form, talking about hitchhikers. They also talk about kids lighting things on fire...you know, the ways kids do. Also, do you have a side hustle? A job you do on the side for extra cash? They talk to a guy who started a fake brewery, and even sells merch for it! What a world.
We've all seen the Super Dogs roll into town during a summer fair...but what about all the mediocre dogs? The ones that are just ok at certain things. Garner and Bryce audition your dogs to see if they have what it takes to be a Mediocre Dog. They also talk about the fantasies you had as a kid, and if twins are cool or not.
Its summer! That means everyone is on vacation...which may mean you are planning to spend some time in a hotel. Garner and Bryce talk about the nightmares hotel workers have seen, and the secrets of their industry. SPOILER ALERT...lots of it is gross. They also talk about eating food you found on the ground, and break down whether someone pulled a douche move or a power move.
Remember that thing you were really good at back in the day...but now...not so much? Garner and Bryce take a trip back to the glory days. They also talk about the weird things you do when you're home alone, and play another round of "Desert Island."
With Father's Day happening, we are talking about dads! If your dad was in a band, what would it be called? Jar of Screws? Lawn Mowing Shoes? Couch Snores? Garner and Bryce also talk about how you "know a guy." We all know a guy who has done something, or can get you something. Also Garner could have been murdered recently, but didnt realize it until after.
Do you remember the games you played on the playground when you were a kid? Garner and Bryce take a stroll down memory lane...looking back at at all the games we played that kids today are not allowed to play at all! They also talk about the things that never get old, and the gross habits of co-workers.
Today we all celebrate at the Petty Party!!! Garner and Bryce talk about the time you broke up with someone (or got broken up with) for totally petty reasons. It ranges from bad haircuts to bathtub farts. They also talk about things that make you old, and we find out what life is like when you're on a reality TV show. Chelsea from Big Brother stops by to tell us what really goes on.
We all have the one thing we really need to replace...but can't be bothered to go to the store and buy it. We've just adjusted to life with a worn out, broken hunk of junk. Garner needs a new rear window wiper, Bryce needs a cutting board, but what do you need? They also talk about juicy gossip, Crimestoppers, and Twenty One Pilots join them to test their Canada IQ.
Garner and Bryce have hit a milestone! Episode 30.....time sure flies. This week they talk about the time you ruined a surprise for someone else. They also break down the new Poo and Pee mascots in Vancouver and talk about jobs you'd be horrible at.
Garner and Bryce might be in big trouble with the HR department, after they think its a good idea to use a work computer to Google the things you are afraid to look up. They also talk about things that make you irrationally angry, movie spoilers and the things you find when you move.
Easter is here! What a magical time. Garner and Bryce talk about all the Easter treats we eat. Some are MUCH better than others. They also talk about the people who run in elections, and what they would be doing if they ran the country.
Some people live very complicated lives.....not Garner or Bryce...but some people. This week they talk about people who have bizarre relationships with ex's. They also talk about the interesting story you would tell if you were on Jeopardy, and things you didnt get into until later in life. Oh, Human Kebab from USS also stops by for some LOL's. Did that sound cool?
If you could reinvent yourself, what would you change? Garner and Bryce talk about it, Garner thinks he'd become a hair plug guy...not a great choice. They also talk about strangers putting lots of trust in you, and play 'Cash in Hand' with The Lumineers.
Did you have a job in High School that gave you a skill you still use to this day? Bryce was a bag boy....so he packs a grocery bag pretty well. How about you? Garner and Bryce also talk about being an extra in a movie, snoring in the movie theatre and Garn being one-upped at the bank.
Have you ever seen a job on a TV show or movie and thought that it would be fun....only to realize its not what it cracked up to be? Garner and Bryce talk about that. They also talk about the best use of music movies, and break down the unwritten rules for society.
What is the greatest cartoon of all time? Garner and Bryce talk about their March Madness of Cartoons as they try and find out which is #1. They also talk about their super grown up weekend, and people who hoard things like birthday cards.
Have you ever witnessed a crime?!?!?!?! Turns out lots of people have, and sometimes (most of the time) its not at all like what you see on TV! Garner and Bryce talk about crime. They also talk about the etiquette of taking your booze with you when you leave a party and baby names!
Everyone has gone to work with a total weirdo. If you are saying "I havent"...odds are its you. Garner and Bryce talk about people being weird at work. They also talk about words that need to go away, pictures on social media we don't need to see anymore and introduce a new feature called "Good, or Not Good?"
Top Ranking Podcast is 20 episodes old!! Time sure does fly....Garner and Bryce celebrate this historic milestone with enlightening conversation about helicopter rides, hardships behind the wheel, and tourist attractions that don't live up to the hype.
Its a romantic time of year...Valentine's Day has love in the air, but Garner and Bryce break down the most over-rated romantic gestures. Spoiler alert: sharing a bath isn't nearly as fun as it sounds. They also talk about the most boring places on earth, gym teachers, and ask acclaimed musician Dallas Green how much money he has on him right now.
THE POLAR VORTEX HAS TAKEN OVER! The extreme cold has swept the nation and Garner and Bryce talk about people who don't know how to 'winter'. They also talk about kids and their ripped jeans, they get some things off their chest, and Ron MacLean from Hockey Night in Canada joins them for "3 Minutes With".
Why are people obsessed with serial killers??? Garner and Bryce dive into why some people become fascinated with the worst criminals, they even play a game called "Know Your Serial Killers." They also talk about bad tattoo's, and kids drinking coffee!
Have you ever done something that made you accidentally creepy? You did or said something that made everyone feel weird? It happens. Garner and Bryce talk about the accidentally creepy. They also talk about keg party's, fast food, and can upbeat music take the edge off of sad movie scenes?
Garner and Bryce return! That probably sounded more dramatic than it was...I regret everything. This week Garner and Bryce talk about weird baby names, sleeping in public and Bill Gates.
THE BOYS ARE BACK! Garner and Bryce are back from their winter break and ready to go! This week they talk about your oddly specific fears, 3D movies, and how overrated New Year's Eve is. What a hoot!
Garner and Bryce are back after taking a week off. They return refreshed, and on top of their game......which isn't saying much. They talk about weird things at Christmas party's, being trapped, and play 'Cash in Hand' with The Strumbellas. What a time!
Garner and Bryce return for another week of passable entertainment. Will it make you smarter? No. But will it pass the time? Sure. Today they talk about Las Vegas, Mount Everest, and the crazy way people have been fired.
Garner and Bryce hear from not 1, but 2 former co-workers who made the news this week. One got to meet a couple of the greatest hockey players of all time, the other went viral around the world. How special! They also talk about the shelf-life of catchphrases and weird stores at the mall.
Can you believe this podcast has lasted 10 episodes? We can't. No really, we dont get it. But today Garner and Bryce talk about scattering ashes, stress free jobs, and we play a game called "Cash in Hand" where we see who has the most cash on them. Will it be Garner, Bryce or Max from Arkells?
Garner's palms are still sweaty after he got the chance to talk to one of his musical icons. How magical! Garn and Bryce then break down how those interviews actually work, they talk about grown ass folks going to work in their Halloween costumes, and debate whether its cool or not to buy a boat just to sink it...if you won the lottery.
Halloween is just around the corner and the guys have some feelings about it. Garner and Bryce break down their thoughts on costumes, and the lack of any good Halloween music. They also talk about bad places to be naked, phrases and jokes that need to be retired and the secret world of the mascot.
Garner and Bryce are back, looking through the telescope at society and casting judgement. Today they talk about legal weed and how you now have to break up with your drug dealer, an app idea every woman will appreciate, terrible foods to bring into a movie theatre, and we have 3 minutes with Max from Arkells. What a day.
Thanks to popular demand we are back with another new episode!!!! (there was no demand, we lied to sound cool...) Garner and Bryce break down what may be the greatest power move of all time. They also talk about the public marriage proposal and how its always a bad idea, the non-sexual walk of shame, plus we get a much needed bed bug update.
Garner and Bryce return with hearts full of love and heads full of wisdom. Not really, but it sounds nice doesn't it? This week they talk about weird things people have given as a tip, bad ideas for first dates and how much better it is to give a pet a human name. If you dont laugh, you'll get your money back.
This may be the best episode of Top Ranking Podcast ever made! Sure, its on the 4th episode...but what a gem it is. Today Garner and Bryce talk about strict parents and the spankings they gave, crying at TV shows, and we start a list of the best and worst songs to sing at karaoke.
Another week, another episode of Top Ranking Podcast. This week Garner and Bryce talk about hiding things from lovers, they get a phone call from an old friend, Raine Maida from Our Lady Peacestops by to play "3 Minutes With", and the shocking results of "Does Bryce Have Bedbugs." Its things like this that make their parents lie to their friends about what Garner and Bryce REALLY do for a living.
It was a hit with the critics (not really) so the Top Ranking Podcast returns for a 2nd episode. This week Garner and Bryce discuss which sports are worthy of being on TV, people who refuses to use cases for their phones, and introduce a new segment called "Does Bryce Have Bedbugs?"
Garner and Bryce decide to get with the times and start their own podcast. Their parents will be so proud.....or at the very least, less ashamed. This week they talk about back to school, business slogans, and play a game called "3 Minutes With" with Mayor Don Iveson. Very real studies have found that this podcast can also act as a cure for Athlete's Foot....just don't google that. Special thanks to USS for the theme song, and Sonic girl Jacinda for the artwork.