Because All My Friends Are Married: Recent Episodes

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Welcome to the podcast that might make you feel a little better about your life and the choices you’ve made up to this point, as you listen to hosts Courtney and Mila talk about their lives, loves, and mistakes.

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In this special Stay-at-Home-Order-Saturday episode, the girls talk through their newly harnessed emotional intelligence, how they’re definitely not “Pick Me Girls” and the absolute nonsense that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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We’re back back back again in a particular boozy episode that we absolutely did not accidentally cut off half way through. Join the girls on their first show back as they make their way through a bottle of bubbles and talk about what you missed on their quarter long break.

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We’re back back back again and we’re both OFFICIALLY in our 30s. Join us this week as we talk about super important adult stuff like our vitamin regimens, quarantine dating and some very important life lessons from Courtney.

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This week Courtney and Mila talk about hypothetical quarantine situations and Mila turning the big 30.

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We’re baaaack! On our Season 2 premiere, we’re joined by Courtney’s childhood friend Sara Norton. Join us as we discuss mental health, healing crystals, quarantine dreams, and much more.

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3 weeks down and still kicking. This week Courtney and Mila decide to prove that they aren’t total shit friends with their version of “The Newlywed Game. 

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What day is it? After another week of quarantine Court & Mila don’t have much going on. Although, they DID find some time to get their shit together and fix their remote audio issues, but not quite enough to post on time. (What is time these days, anyway?)

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Welcome to our first ever remotely recorded episode! As Courtney and Mila practice social distancing like the stand up, responsible, contributing members of society they are, join them and their super weird audio quality from the comfort of wherever YOU’RE isolating. And so help us god, you all better be isolating…

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Wanna know what 6 Bud Stage guitar wines does to Mila? Tune in this week to find out! We’ll also hear about Courtney’s recent NYC getaway in (really not at all horribly done) accents, and we’ll try not to freak out about the apocalypse

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This week we’ve got a queer icon interviewing another queer icon (@dylan.bobier)! Dylan walks us through adventures in dating apps, body image and his almost-platinum-star status

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We got a short and sweet one for you today! In this week’s episode, the girls give you a new and improved phonetic alphabet and take you through some basic social etiquette lessons.

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We got our first guest! This week, the girls are joined by Mila's big brother David (@dbeezzzy) as we play "Red Flag or Dealbreaker" and "Would You Go Her" while talking about bitcoin, homoerotic rap songs, and OT Genasis' singing career. ***No teachers were harmed in the recording of this episode

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In this spicy Valentine’s Day episode, the girls talk through their definition of dating hell, some casual deep life revelations, and more than a couple different words for dicks.

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This week, the girls go over their dating app mishaps: the sassy comments, the needy nerds, and Courtney’s “consideration levels”. We also have our FIRST EVER GUEST (for 30 whole seconds).

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‘What’s after happening now’, everyone? This week Courtney schools Mila in east coast colloquialisms and the girls go over how apparently, neither of them can control their most basic bodily functions.

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Guys, can you believe we have a GENUINE TikTok celebrity in our midst this week?! Join us as we chat through amateur wrestlers and nude noodles with a straight up famous person.

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Pardon the shitty sitcom wordplay, but Courtney and Mila are kinda going through it this week. Join them (or help talk them down) as they discuss their manic moments in detail.

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To the perverts and Peeping Tom's out there - this one is dedicated to you. Today the girls talk through moral grey areas, pro athlete neighbours, and the little known fact that Courtney's Poppy and Mila are pretty much dating (what she lacks in age she makes up for in Transitions™ lenses).

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On this episode Mila and Courtney play over and under for the last decade. The discuss what they want for the next decade, spoiler alert...it's dick, and they talk about the most significant things that happened to them in the last decade.

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Welcome to Episode 2 of "Because All My Friends Are Married". On today's episode, Courtney and Mila discuss holiday plans, Tom Hardy's MySpace account, and what celebrities would make it onto our Hall Pass lists. (Just kidding, we don't have boyfriends to grant us hall passes... Have we mentioned how single we are?).

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Welcome to the podcast that might make you feel a little about your life and choices you’ve made up to this point, as you listen to hosts Courtney and Mila talk about their lives, loves, and mistakes.