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Would you pick up a cup of "Graveyard Shift Coffee" on your way into the hospital to visit your terminally ill grandma? The Mayo Clinic would probably not endose this, so they booted the death-themed coffee truck from its parking lot. Would you spare the hangover by drinking a mocktail made from mushrooms? Would you consider a career in corrections if your job included risks like having diarrhea thrown in your face? Find out what happens in these and more stupid encounters in our Midweek BONUS Episode.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* A Hospital Booted a Death-Themed Coffee Truck from Its Parking Lot * Iowa Couple Crafts Mushroom Mocktail to Revolutionize Beverage Options * Inmate Gets Additional 15 Years For Throwing Diarrhea In CO’s Face * Woman Used a Photo Booth at a Wedding, to Take a New Professional Photo for LinkedIn * PEW RESEARCH: 1 in 5 Americans Now Regularly Get News on TikTok * What Is a Kitchen Sink Sandwich? Meet Your Favorite New Way to Save Money * Infant Gets “Motorboarded” By Mom During Surprise Marriage Proposal * 1st-Grade Teacher Gets Awkward-but-Hilarious Answer Why Boy Was Sick * Viral Pennsylvania Public Pee Trend—Meet The “Bucks County Pisser” * New York Man Admits in TV Interview to Killing and Burying His Parents * FL Man Was Arrested for DUI, After Doing a Burnout to "Impress Girls" * Colonel Sanders' Great-Great-Great-Nephew Says KFC Blocked Him...So He Leaked the Secret Chicken Recipe * What's GROSSER Than Gross? A Mid-Flight Diaper Change * And Now...A “Giants Karen” Has Stolen a Patrick Mahomes Headband from a Young Kid * A Cop's 'Drug-Sniffing Horse' Joke Got Taken Way Too Seriously * Hershey's Defeated a Lawsuit Claiming Its Halloween Candies Weren't Spooky Enough * Ohioans Are Being Told to Quit Stopping in the Middle of the Highway * A Fight Over Netflix Erupted into Gunfire * A Robbery Suspect Was Nabbed, After Walking Behind a News Crew Covering the Robbery * "McDrunk" Retired Cop Made Vile "McStatements" at McDonald's Drive-Thru with Child in Front Seat * FL A&M Announcer Calls Opposing School’s Dance Team “the New Face of Ozempic”

There's the latest stupidity from the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review and the 7 most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!

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Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN should cash in on the latest college sports craze...Sperm racing! It's taking swimming to a whole new level.

In this Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind…(It's Come To THIS)...Parents Now Book ‘Appointments’ With Kids For Quality Time As Digital Life Takes Priority * Oh No, This Could Be the Next Big Thing: "Stretchy Yogurt" * Florida Man Killed and Ate His Pet Peacocks—For SPITE * TX Teacher Apologizes After Feeding Live Kitten To Classroom Snake * Treat Your Boss Like a Pet to Avoid Constant Chaos and Stress * California Bachelorette Launches Billboard Campaign to Land ‘Mr. Right’ * New Fear Unlocked: Yawning Too Hard Could Kill You * [FOLLOW-UP] Sperm-racing investors blow $10 million on ‘seed round’ for sports venture

Pancho spill his vast wisdon on questions that have been sent to him on topics such as what to do when you're confronted about your roommate cheating and whether or not to turn in your wanted cousin to the cops!

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When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll understand all of these when you check out this Midweek BONUS Episode...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* In-N-Out Burger Has Your Back When It Comes to Line Cutters–Should All Drive-Thrus Have This Policy? * California Restaurant Workers Duke It Out in a Benihana Brawl * A Man Was Accused of Crashing His Car...and Hurling Kids Over a Fence * Meltdown!!...In The Delta Sky Club Lounge * INFLATULATION: Guys, Do You Enjoy The Smell of You Own Farts? * Black Bear Roaming the Aisles of NJ Dollar General Store * 32 Students and Faculty Hospitalized After Security Whips Out Pepper Spray During Florida High School Brawl * Teaching Asst. Leaves His Scent: Damages School AC Unit With 'Poop Spray’ * FL Man Arrested After “Rage Baiting” Video Scheme Backfires * POO-NAMI! Hilarious moment ex-NFL star Shaq Barrett jumps out of chair while changing diaper – ‘it was spraying’ poo * Wife Leaves Husband Alone For 3 Weeks—He Creates Such A Mess She Wished "He’d Cheated Instead’ * SICKO—Traveler Caught With Human Remains At Tampa Int’l Airport * Hellmann’s Covers Repairs After Customer Sets Café On Fire Over Missing Mayonnaise * TikTok was Predicting the Return of Jesus Christ (?!?!?) * Airline Passenger Duct Taped to Chair After Attacking a Flight Attendant * An AI Artist Just Signed a Multimillion-Dollar Deal * 5% of People Carry Their Phone...in Their Underwear * A Woman Battered a Man...with Silly String * PA Man Couldn’t Spell His Own Fake Name During Traffic Stop * A Guy Apparently Named His Son Brisket, Which He Came up with While Smoking Meat * Funeral Goes Viral After Dead Guy Requests Johnny Cash’s “Ring Of Fire” To Be Played Right Before His Cremation

Get the stupid spin on the current events with this week's Insane Week In Review and meet 7 new "winners" who claim this week's Genius Awards!

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Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also drive the bus drivers to the point of stupidity...and one school bus driver used the heater to "cook" those kids. If you thought living in FL means having gators invade your home, you're right--most of the time, except when a BEAR watzes into your garage & gets flips out when the automatic garage door closes.

In this Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind…This Parenting Trend is Becoming More Popular With Gen Z * Airliner Circles Airport for Hour—Air Traffic Controller Found Sleeping * It's Not a Good Idea to DoorDash Your Murder Supplies * Ig-Nobel Winners Include Studies on "Painted Zebra Cows" and "Pizza-Eating Lizards" * Burmese Python Pukes Up Entire Deer as Excited Scientists Look On: 'Beautiful Moment' * LA Math Teacher Got Caught with Cocaine at School / Signs Your Teacher Is a Cokehead * PA School Bus Driver Arrested for Blasting the Heat to "Punish" Students * 'All Hell Broke Loose’—FL Man Shoots, Kills, Bear That Was Trapped In His Shower

Pancho's sage wisdom is tapped when he's asked whether taking a "gap year" from college is a cop out or a respite and should the FL law allowing pregnant women to use handicap parking be a nation-wide law? And you can test your stupidity against Pancho's with the Insane Game Show!

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You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will live on well past your retirement. And taking a pee in a pot of soup in a fancy restaurant will guarantee just that.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* Elton John Had His Old Kneecaps Baked Into Jewelry * Long Island Woman Shoots Neighbor in Face With Flare Gun In A Retirement Community * A Gambler Jumped Off a Cruise Ship to Avoid His Debt, and Now Owes 15x as Much * Emotional Support Alligator No Longer Welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart * A Couple Filed for Divorce...After Being Unable to Agree on a Name for Their Child * Should a Woman Named "Isis" Get to Keep Her "I AM ISIS" License Plate? * A Humpty Dumpty Statue Was Stolen from a Mini Golf Place in New Jersey * Drunk CA Woman Walks to a FL Popeyes Drive-Thru...Demands Baconator * New Trend: Couples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings/Things That Instantly Ruin a Wedding * Drunk Driver Claims Her Husband Was Driving, but He Wasn't in the Car * Canadian Man Charged After Allegedly Making Tunnel to Upstairs Neighbor's Apartment * Florida Woman Fights Off Alligator To Save Pet Dog * Defiant Nuns Flee Old Folks Home, Sneak Back To Old Convent * Cheating Scandal Rocks the "World Stone Skimming Championships" * FL Boys Cause $50K in Damages to School Library—and Are Turned In By Their Own Moms * Your Teenager's New Favorite Phrase Is "Clocked It"/Grown-Up Phrases That Your Teenagers Don't Know * WI Man Upset With 'Devil Music' at Heavy Metal Fest Suspected of Speeding Toward Concertgoers * Senior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds Old * Chinese Teens Ordered To Pay $300,000 For Peeing In Restaurant Soup * Social Media Trend Of "Peeing In Inappropriate Places" Forces MO High School To Close Bathrooms * Bridesmaid Accidentally Posts Wedding Seating Chart Online, Including Bride's Blunt Notes About Guests

Get the full rundown of all the stupidity from the current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet the 7 new "winners" of stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!

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Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned out as a Roman candle event. Those New York drivers always have to feel dominant on the highway. And when an ambulance passes one on its way to an emergency call, one New York motorist, feels it's his job to make a statement.

In this Weekend Episode....
* A Piece of My Mind… Rumor Has It: Society Can’t Function Without Making Stuff Up * Some ChatGPT Addicts "Can No Longer Write Emails or Make Decisions" * FBI Tries Burning Seized Methamphetamine At Animal Shelter—Sends 14 Staff Members To Hospital * NY Driver Tries To “Brake Check” Ambulance Responding To A Call * Family Accidentally Lit Fireworks Instead of Birthday Candles * Guy Hires Mariachi Performer to Annoy His Cheating Ex While Making Him Move Out * Cornell College Students Killed a Bear and Then Skinned It in Their Dorm

Pancho responds to some interesting relationship dealing with having either trust issues or a cheating wife and should you keep your boyfriend or take the inheritance money and run?

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Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in The Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie & you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep & head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And the coon must really love moonshine because it passed out drunk in a pool of water inside a dumpster after eating a moonshine-soaked peach. You get the exclusive story right here.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

A Lady Fell for a Scammer Who Said He Was an Astronaut & Needed Oxygen
Millennials Put “lol” at the End of Their Texts–Gen Z Thinks It’s Useless
The New York Times Asks: "Why Are Everyone's Bra Straps Showing These Days?"
Clueless American Tourists Board Flight to Africa, Thinking It’s Bound for France
Toddler Missing After Being Handed To Wrong Grandparent At Daycare
Kids pants sold at Target goes viral—but not for the right reasons
CA Nudist Resort Residents Sue Management Over Clothing Rule
A Man Was Arrested for DUI, While Driving a Child-Sized Pink Barbie Jeep
FL Man In Puppy Costume Strangled Youth Outside Pet Store
New Term: "Clock Botching"...But No One Agrees on What It Means
FL Man Bug-Sprayed a Couple...Because They Wouldn't Let Him Cut Line
Gen Z Employees Need More Praise Than Other Generations
Japan Has a "Rent-a-Person" Industry, with "Scary People" for Hire
FL Woman Grabbed Brother's Groin & Choked Mom During Argument Over Missing PlayStation 4 Game
(Ruh-Roh)...Aunt Blames Niece For Accidentally Eating Dog Food
FL Woman Sent Nearly 200 Messages To Police, Including "Hey, Fat Piggies"
Raccoon Got Passed Out Drunk on Peaches—Saved by Nurse Using CPR
Someone in Connecticut Is Painting Squirrels
YouTube Survival Contestant Rescued After 18 Hours Lost In Michigan Forest
80% of Young Adults Feel Unprepared for Basic Adulting…
Thieves Stole from T.J. Then Arrested in a Wendy's Drive-Thru Next Door

Get up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and discover the stupdendous stupidity from the real "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!

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There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major comany makes a stupid work mistake, but what about the regular slobs? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about the one Phillies fan who made the mistake of becoming a "Karen" at a FL Marlins game in FL where she demanded the home run ball a father grabbed for his son...on his birthday...claiming "squatter's rights"...and that was caught on the JumboTron and on ESPN.

In this Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind… Build It & Confidence Will Come: DIY Projects Are the New “Confidence Boost” Millennials & Gen Z’ers Need * Fired Nestlé CEO Was Outed By Mistress When She Found Him in Swiss Hotel With ANOTHER Employee * Singles Are Dating Until They’re ‘Hating’ to Make Breakups Easier * Guy Won 5K a Week Forever from Publishers Clearing House But the Company Went Bankrupt * People Are Sharing Their Most STUPIDEST Mistakes at Work * Group Of Hikers Got “High” Getting High—Needed To Be Rescued After A Debilitating Psychedelic Experience From Magic Mushrooms * Would You Try Sunscreen-Flavored Ice Cream? * Philadelphia “Phillies Karen” Goes Viral For Stealing Home Run Ball From 10-y/o Boy

Pancho will respond to some relationship questions on dealing with the annoying laugh by a woman confessed she gets "easily annoyed" when she goes on a blind date and how to move out of the "friend zone" with a girl.

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The 1960's-era TV show called, The Flying Nun, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing screams "Walmart" like a knock-down, drag-out involving a crowd of women in the check-out aisle.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* "P as in Pork": A Dermatology Office's Silly Voicemail Is Going Viral * Fall Is Coming: So It's Almost "Butter Candle" Season Again! * A Man's Dog Pooped on a Neighbor's Lawn, & She Pulled a Gun on Him * UK’s Thames River 'Wet Wipe Island' Targeted for Removal * Man Makes Dirt Bike Sounds, Pretends To Ride Away at Township Meeting * Customer Tried to Pull Bikini Barista Through Drive-Thru Window * FL Man Hits Deer, Then He Lies Down Next to It’s Dead Carcass * Swarm of Bees Attacks MA Students on the 1st Day of School * God As Her Witness: Crimefighting Pittsburgh Nun Chases Down Credit Card Thief * Chocolate Tastes Better...If You Eat It While Listening to This Song * WV Woman Arrested After Throwing a Chihuahua Across A Wendy’s * A Burglar Was Caught...By an Adult Man in Batman Pajamas * New Trend: Young People Are Putting Ice in Their Beer * Woman Charged After Driving Around With Metal Staircase on Her Car * A Man Was Ejected from a Korn Show for Pleasuring Himself * PERV Caught “Upskirting” A Video Of A Woman—Said It Was His Job * Catfight Ensues In Walmart Checkout Line After An Employee Ambushed By A Group Of Women In Front Of The Customer Service Desk… * 2 Friends Took Turns Wearing Kevlar Helmet, Shooting Each Other * A Thief Took Someone's Luggage & Was Found Wearing the Stolen Clothes * 'We'll Speak to Our Dead Via an AI App in 5 Years–& Nobody Will Visit a Cemetery' * Cracker Barrel Admits They Failed With Rebrand, Cracked Under Pressure–Co-Founder Had Strong Words For the Woke CEO!

And all of the current events with a spin on stupidity with the Insane Week In Review as well as 7 new "winners" of this week's Genius Awards!

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It's supposed to enhance body positivity, fitness, and self-esteem when you engage in nude yoga. But does it do anything else? Americans will find anything to sponsor to make some money and that even includes the (in)famous Tush Push NFL play by the Philadelphia Eagles. And they've found the perfect sponsor. Meeting someone in a hotel room that you first encountered on a dating app is strange enough. And if it's with a fellow with a foot fetish, it just broke the strange meter. And this guy took it a step farther. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", also has found a former jail commander that discovered a secret benefit to his job: Free porn videos he can watch of searches...which he did 3,000 different times ...over five years!

In this Weekend Episode...
* Philadelphia Eagles’ “Tush Push” Plays Have A VERY Appropriate Sponsor * A Dad Faked His Death & Abandoned His Family to Go Be with His Mistress from Uzbekistan * Grandpa Busted For Putting Cocaine in Kids' Ice Cream * Airline Passengers Forced To Pee In Bottles When Toilets Stopped Working * FL Man Hit Woman With SUV After She Refused to Let Him Smell Her Feet * Naked Yoga—For The Confidence Boost You Need * Officer Allegedly Responds To Call While Drunk, Couple Captures Footage * Former Jail Commander Sued for Allegedly Watching Inmates’ Strip Search Videos 3,000 Times

Pancho answers questions about having red flags over a competitive boyfriend and whether a teenage girl can handle her mom having her boyfriend spend the night. Test your skill against Pancho in this week's Insnae Game Show to figure out the answers from the 3 clues!

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How would you feel if you get a "Guilty" verdict in court for a crime you didn't commit...only to find out 20 seconds later that the judge messed up reading the verdict? Wonder how the judge feels? It can be pretty boring waiting around the airport for your flight to be called, but if you have some striptease entertainment, it might make the time go by faster--or slower--depending on who the "entertainer" is. This entertainer was a man who put on a show at a Jed Blue gate in the Boston-Logan International Airport. The gambling apps are multiplying faster than you can keep track of and now what they're gambling on is also expanding...to the Little League World Series and the officials are not thrilled.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Man Spends All of 2025...Repeatedly Buying & Returning 110-lb. Anvils on Amazon * Oops! A Judge Flubbed a Verdict & Said "Guilty" Instead of "Not Guilty" * 21% of Men Get Anxious Over...Haircuts/Ways to Know You Got a Bad One * Prosecutor Tells Officers They Will "Regret This" as She's Arrested at Restaurant * JetBlue Passenger Hauled Off by Cops Over Naked Gate Stunt * School Was Shut Down When Thieves Stole 20 Bus Catalytic Converters * FL Drunk Driver Recreated Silly “Tongue-Out” Mugshot from a Previous DUI Arrest * Woman Attacks Southwest Airlines Agent After Missing 3 Straight Flights * Iowa Man Is Arrested For Pretending* To Be Drunk * WI Woman Causes $10,000 Damage To DoorDash Driver's Vehicle Over Missing Chicken Wing Order * A Drunk Hot Dog TP'd Her Neighbor's Car * FL Woman Tells Visiting Photogs & Model They Are "Pimps" & "Whore" * Sniff-N-The Rear Is Back: CA Man Dubbed "The Butt-Sniffing Bandit” Arrested Again Less Than 1 Month After Similar Incident * FL Fisherman Fisherman Bitten While Posing For A Picture with A Shark * Shots Fired Over Dog Poop, Because...FLORIDA * Little League Criticizes Betting On Its Child Athletes * Florida IHOP Waitress Charged With Groping 51-y/o Female Customer * Could You—Would You... Let A Dog Lick Inside Your Mouth * Man Gets Prison After Using Company Credit Card To Buy $140,000 In Pokemon Cards * A Woman Was Arrested for Speeding...on Her Way to Pay a Previous Speeding Ticket * After "10 Drinks" & a Xanax, MT Man Drives 120 MPH–With 2 Tires Missing

All the latest current event with a stupid spin are here in the Insane Week In Review and you'll meet the 7 most stupendous stupid people making it in the weekly Genius Awards!

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Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite fishing spots. Inspiration for enhancing romance has been found in how hamsters drink water! Curious? My Insane Florida Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will amaze you with what they're doing on a sunroof.

In This Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind… Church On Sundays Linked, Then Friday Night Lights? Religious Attendance Linked to More Support for Youth Tackle Football * (Cool, Or Dystopian?)...Brain Implants can Speak Your Mind—Even When You Don't Want To * FL Woman Arrested For Unlicensed Dental Work—Allegedly Used Superglue on Victims' Teeth * FL Man Clings to Hood of Speeding Car—Driven By His Girlfriend * Fella Catfishes Other Guys On Dating Apps To Steal Their Fishing Spots * People Are Eating Cat Food—& Loving It * ‘Beef bandit’ Busted For Stealing Hundreds of Dollars’ Worth of Meat From Walmart—in His Pants * "Hamstering" May Be One of the More Dangerous Sex Positions

Pancho will also answer questions that have to do with parents making their young children pay rent and parents being made to pay for the classroom supplies for their children's teacher! And see of you can do better than Pancho in solving this week's Insane Game Show brainbusters!

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If you eat frozen shrimp from Walmart, you might glow in the dark! If you eat undercooked hamburger in a foreign country, your trip home may be explosive in the plane's bathroom. Robots may soon be surragates for your next baby!

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

You Should Probably Not Eat the Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart
Angler Hooked a 4-ft. Alligator…in Pennsylvania
Man's Truck Stolen—While He's In The Truck's Bed
Long Island Official Drops NSFW Line While Hyping Up America's 250th Birthday
Flight Canceled After Female Passenger Had 'Biohazard' Diarrhea That Destroyed Bathroom
Neighbor From Hell Places TRAIN Horn onto Roof of His House and Blasts it 3 Times A Day
A Guy Assaulted a LongHorn Steakhouse Employee for Not Letting His Dog Eat at the Table
FL Home Taken Over By 8 Raccoons Throwing A Party
“I’m Superman, Godn It…I’m Gonna Kick Your Fing Teeth In!”—Democrat Gubernatorial Candidate Goes on WILD Tirade As He’s Arrested in His Underwear
Pete Davidson Was ‘Embarrassed’ by the Focus on His ‘Big D**k Energy’
Woman Accidentally Fires Gun During Waffle House Brawl
Shots Fired By Mom, Kids Flee: Back-to-School Fair Turns Into Chaos
Woman Upset Over Her Cellphone Arrested After Trying to Shoot It
Unhinged Karen Rages at Man in Dog Park Because His Pet is Pure Bred, Not Adopted
Guy Steals Construction Crane, Causes Mayhem On Louisiana Interstate
Woman Shows Up To First Date With 43-y/o. Then He Has 2 Of His Interns Join Them
Woman Smuggled $1 Million Of Crack Hidden In 17-Lb. Cheese Wheel
Could You, Would You....Trust A ROBOT To Carry Your BABY? + Robot Games In China!
FL Elementary School Teacher Arrested For DUI After Crashing Vehicle—Between Classes
Religious Group Raising Money To Destroy ‘Demonic’ Labubu Doll
Jacksonville, FL Announces New “Deportation Depot”

You'll get the latest stupid spin from the current headlines with the Insane Week In Review and met the 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!

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You would think that a pilot that made an emergency landing to save a French woman's life would be thanked instead of given the "bird"! You could be brushing your teeth in 3 years with toothpaste made from hair. And a stinky relationship soured because of soiled underwear...on purpose! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains why a man thinks wiping his butt will make him "gay".

In This Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind… 79% Of Gen Z Workers Have Their Parents Talk To Their Bosses—Instead Of Doing It Themselves * FL Congresswoman says lawmakers have evidence of ‘interdimensional beings’ * Woman Flips Off a Pilot for Making an Emergency Landing to Save Her Life * Volkswagen Is Charging a Monthly Fee to Make Their Cars Go Faster * Toothpaste Made Out of Hair Could Be in Stores Soon * Woman Dumps Disgusting Boyfriend Because He Refused to Wipe His Butt * WV Woman Has Late Husband's Steelers Tattoo Cut from His Corpse and Framed * The Man with the World's Largest Junk Broke His Arm, and His Enormous Package Caused It

Pancho answers some burning questions about whether or not to give a fake Labubu doll as a gift to a woman's daughter and how to tell a sensitive boss of their bad breath. Plus you can test your knowledge against Pancho's in this week's Insane Game Show!!

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Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may not be prepared to see a man humping a fridge.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

London Teen on Family Vacation Boards Wrong Flight, Ends Up in Milan
Man Goes to Homegoods and Gets Scratched by a Bat
Grown Woman Gets Stuck Inside of Chuck E. Cheese Game Before Getting Rescued by Firefighters
Hospital Parking Garage Mistakenly Charged a Woman Nearly $8,000 for a 45-Minute Visit
A 32-y/o California Man Was Caught Stealing...Probiotics
Heinz Debuted a Ketchup Smoothie
A Woman Was Rescued After Dancing on a Roof and Falling Into the Chimney
A Woman Set a Guy's House on Fire...Because He "Owed Her $7"
$7K Worth of Labubu Dolls Stolen From Los Angeles Store
A Guy at a Strip Club Tried to Attack a Janitor, But the Janitor Beat Him Up
Great Genes? What's a "Small" Way You Won the Genetic Lottery?
Man Arrested After Humping Fridge and Threatening People With A Knife At Trader Joe's
What Year Is It? America OnLine Dial-Up Internet Is Shutting Down
(Priorities)...FL Woman Left Child and 7 Dogs Home Alone During Weeks-Long Vacation In Las Vegas
Diaper-Wearing Man Allegedly Approached Young Girls, Said 'Goo Goo Gaa Gaa' and Asked for a Diaper Change
Man Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moon
Possible Drive-by Shooter Caught When Cops Find Him Pleasuring Himself in Car
Arkansas Doctor Parading Naked Through Office on Video, Performing Sex Act at Work, Loses Medical License
Someone Keeps Stealing This Guy's Plane & Taking It For Joyrides
Woman Gets Engaged to AI Fiancé After 5 Months

Get the low-down on all the stupidity in the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review and meet the 7 new winners of stupendous stupidity in the weekly Genius Awards.

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You have to be pretty stressed to regress all the way back to your infancy but that's what grown-@$$ adults are doing by sucking a pacifier to calm down. You have to be pretty starved for attention to agree to having a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise pronounce you man and wife. And you have to be pretty stupid to shoot your wife and then make a beer run as you take her to the ER. My Insane FL Nephew kicks off the 7th Season of the podcast with even more stupider stupidity.

In this Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind… The Science-Backed Case For Doing Nothing * (It's Come To THIS)...Stressed Adults Rely On Pacifiers to Soothe Themselves * Is This Acceptable Now? An Intern Called Off Work Because Her Energy Felt a Little Off * Couple Gets Married by a Giant Jar of Mayonnaise/Things Overheard at the Wedding Officiated by a Giant Tub of Mayonnaise * An App Helps You Reduce the Cost of Your Wedding...By Selling Tickets * A Solemn Ash-Scattering Ceremony Was Interrupted by a Wet Fart * FL Woman Posed As Nurse For 18 Months & Saw Over 4,000 Patients * A Man Shot His Wife, Then Stopped for Beer While Driving Her to the Hospital

Pancho is answering burning questions with the return to school on issues like should a kid get a new pair of sneakers to keep from being bullied at school and should the school take away the kids' phones while classes are in session? And we begin a new season with a new Insane Game Show & Pancho gets his brain squeezed! Play along and see if you can do better than he did!

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Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at a kid's playground like Chuck-E-Cheese! You won't find better stupidity than right here!

In this SEASON 7 PREMIERE Midweek BONUS Episode...
Drivers Going 1-mph Below* the Speed Limit "Could Face Jail" in LA * Did a Ring Camera in L.A. Catch a Real Live Alien on Video? Or Is It Literally Trash? * A Guy with a Weed Pen on His Dash Had 400-lbs. of Mushrooms in His Car * Couple Says "God" Told Them to Steal Money in a Cryptocurrency Scam * VA City Councilman Set On Fire By Maniac Who Dumped 5-Gal. Bucket of GAS On Him * Smokey Bear Arrests A FL Man Accused of Stealing His Signs * NYC Subway Streaker Lets It All Hang Out During Morning Commute * Guns Stolen from Multiple Cars in Break-in Spree During Wiz Khalifa Concert * Woman Gets Bat Stuck In Her Mouth—Gets Stuck With $21K Medical Bill * "Ozempic Face" Is Causing a Huge Surge in Facelifts * A Camper Was Heard Yelling in the Woods, But They Weren't in Distress, They Were Just Singing Nickelback * A Guy Stabbed 2 Deli Workers…Over A 4-y/o Incorrect Eggplant Sandwich * Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Bash Turns Into a Brawl * TX Female Deputy Under Investigation After Threatening To Ticket Drivers Because She "Din't Get Cracked" * Manhood Filler Procedures Are on the 'Rise' * Woman Is Given $233,000 Water Bill For Abandoned Home With No Plumbing * Mom Waits 4 Hours In Wendy's Drive-Thru for 'Wednesday'-Inspired Meal Instead of Going to Universal Studios * A 3-Hour Search Ends With Life-Size Sex Doll * Man Refuses to Pay Girlfriend’s $9K Credit Card Debt, but She Says He Needs to 'Invest' in Their Relationship * A Guy Named "Sinner" Exposed Himself While on Meth * A Guy Named “Sinning” Arrested for DUI Joyride On A Motorized Cart at Buffalo Airport

There's plenty of current event stupidity right from the latest headlines with the Insane Week In Review and we meet the 7 award winning "geniuses" of stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!

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You're under enough stress just getting through a large, International airport and you don't need raw sewage to rain down on you to make things any worse. But that's exactly what happened to Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport passengers. One crafty FL man managed to get away with being married to 3 wives simultaneously in 3 counties until one wife got wise. If you're no fan of bugs with stingers, you'll certainly be no fan of radioactive bugs with stingers! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" also break down the biological understanding of keeping important body parts cool in the heat.

In this Weekend Episode...

A Piece of My Mind… Coworker Files HR Complaint on Bride Over Not Being Invited to Wedding: ‘Creating a Hostile Environment’
FL Man Caught Having 3 Wives in 3 Different Counties at The Same Time
Adult Summer Camps Are The Rage—People Seek Community & Nostalgia
A Danish Zoo Asked People to Donate Their Pets to Feed to the Lions
New Fear Unlocked: A Radioactive Wasp Nest Was Found in SC
Brown SEWAGE Explodes From Ceiling at America's Busiest Airport
REVENGE: Dealership Repossesses Customer’s Car, Customer Responds by BUYING The Dealership’s Name
Hot Weather Affects Testicles by 'Relaxing' the Dartos Muscle

Pancho also answers burning questions about dealing with your kids on topics like Being Painfully Truthful With Your Daughter About Boys and a lengthy discussion on the merits of sending your kid to a "time out" in a dog cage. And of course you can test your stupidity against Pancho's in our weekly Insane Game Show as we wrap up Season 6 with this episode!

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There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of South Park's season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Little Presidential Peenie".

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

TSA: 'Stop Hiding Animals in Weird Places'
Doctor's Notes Are No Longer Excusing Absences from School
PERVY Couple on a Plane Arrested For Mile High Oral Sex in Front of Kids
Women Can Request Women Uber Drivers
Thief Takes Naked Boat Joyride and Uses a Disguise to Escape
And OK Deputy Arrested for DUI While Operating Patrol Vehicle'
Jacksonville, FL Subway Manager Locks Up 10-y/o Girl in Store For Walking On His Just-Mopped Floor
Airline Anarchy: easyJet Passenger Yells, ‘I’ve Got a Bomb!’, Threatens Trump and Passengers Tackle Him; Southwest Flight Drops 500 Ft. Avoiding ‘Midair Collision’; Delta Pilot Arrested by ICE; Wheel Fire Causes Aborted Takeoff; and Missing Baggage Returned With Random Stuff Inside
FL Home Has Message "You F***ed With The Wrong Girl" Written On It After Being Destroyed
Genius P.R. Move or Pure Stupidity? Chris Martin's Ex-Wife Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Astronomer As "Temporary Spokesperson" Following Coldplay Kiss Cam Drama
What's the Most Creative Way to Say You Have to Poop?
Serial Butt-Sniffer Arrested Again…in California
UK Man Arrested By Armed Police For Carrying Gardening Tools
New Zealand Cat, 'Leonardo da Pinchy', Steals Neighbors' Underwear
Criminal Genius Wanted by Police Posts ‘Hide-And-Seek’ Taunt on Social Media, Leading Cops Right to Him
Chuck E. Cheese Mascot Arrested—Right In Front of The Kids
Naked Man Found Inside the Minnesota State Senate Chamber
"South Park" Shows President Trump's “Tiny Wiener” In Season Premiere and Yes, the White House Hit Back
Naked Oklahoma Man Breaks Into Home, Then Jumps in Pond
A FL Golfer Beat Up Another Golfer for Playing Too Slowly
MA Woman Attacked by Raccoon on Her Back Deck

And get the latest stupid spin on current events with the Insane Week In Review as well as finding out this week's 7 stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awardsi!

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Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet influencer means you have to do a lot of things to get likes, but would you unknowingly swim in raw sewage? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you stupidity like you've never been shown before!

In this Weekend Episode...

It's a 'Black Cat Boyfriend' Summer
Woman Gets Furniture Delivery, Says The Delivery Workers Blocked Her From Leaving Bedroom Until She Gave Them A 10-Star Review
Pizza Place Accidentally Laces Pizza With THC, Affecting 85 People
Influencer Swims Through Raw Sewage and It Went Into Her Mouth
22-y/o FL Man Robs Arcade While His Mother Acts as Getaway Driver
24% of People Are Using A.I. to Fact-Check Their Own Doctors
UK Surgeon Accused Of Insurance Scam By Having Own Legs Amputated

Pancho will also take on questions that are burning in your mind such as if Couples Should Ask Permission For Purchases and would it be Right To Use “Pretty Privilege” To Get A New Job!

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A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in college by getting drunk at a Florida bar and then peeing off a rooftop on to the customers below.

In This Midweek BONUS Episode....
* Mom Calls Cops After Being 'Accosted' by Fellow Moms When Her 2-y/o Threw Sand at Playground * Sick of A.I. at Taco Bell? Just Get Stupid & Say You Want "1,000 Waters" * Would You Leave Your Partner For $1 Million? 43% of Americans Would * Guy Wouldn't Leave Resident’s Roof Because "Drugs Were In The Chimney" * A 'Sleeping Beauty' FL Man Attempted to Avoid A DUI Arrest * Crazed Airline Passenger Claiming To Be "Realest Person" Gets Kicked Off Flight After Epic Meltdown * An Alabama Preacher Leaves 5-y/o Alone in Car to Drink in a Bar * Mom Keeps Giving Birth on the Same Date...She's up to 4 Kids Born on July 7th * Mom Takes Down Deranged Woman Who Reportedly Tries to Break Into Cockpit, Hog-ties Her on Delta Air Lines Flight * Woman Flooded with Calls About a Nonexistent Cat...Due to a T-Shirt * (Young, Dumb) Teen's 'Joke' About His Manhood Forced Plane to Deserted Corner of Airport Over Bomb Scare * Firefighter Ends Baseball Game With Fire Hose After Ball Hits His Car * Nevada Man Chugs Tabasco and Challenges Random People to Fights * Drunk Ad Exec and Penn State Grad Pees Off FL Rooftop Bar–Creates “Golden Showers” On People on Sidewalk Below * Naked Man Steals Dinghy and Makes His Way Down The Hudson River * Canada Is Calling Their Chief Transportation Fare Inspectors: "POO" Heads * It’s the “Gen Z Stare”—On The Phone Trend: Do Gen Z'ers Answer the Phone...Without Saying Anything? * FL Man Driving A Lawnmower On A Highway Gets Busted For DUI * (Cool, or Creepy?) Device Uses AI to ‘Translate’ Your Dreams and Play Them Back For You * Naked FL Man Found Hiding in Tanning Bed After Trying to Set Gym on Fire * Ring Creates Flying ‘Spy Drone’ That Monitors Your Home in the AIR

Get the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the Insane Week In Review and meet the 7 most stupendous winners in this week's Genius Awards!

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By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week. Another lover caught in a tight squeeze happened in West Virginia and this one didn't have a kiss cam. It involved brass knuckles. In our "love gone wrong" theme this week, we also encounter a crazy stalker who grabbed a mic at a wedding reception to toast more than just the wedding...but was it staged?

In this Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind… PARENTING: Teens Are Using Dating Apps More Than You’d Think * The Coldplay “Kiss-Cam” Footage Showing Married CEO Cuddling With Married Employee on a Jumbotron * A WV love triangle that allegedly involved brass knuckles, pink camouflage handgun, and a pregnant woman, ends with 3 arrests * Woman Blindsided When Her Mom Invites Her Ex-Fiancé to Dinner, Pretending They Never Broke Up * Crazy Stalker Toasts Bride and Groom with Unhinged Wedding Speech Confession * Bride and Groom Charge Their Wedding Guests for Water at Sweltering Hot Outdoor Wedding * McDonald's Manager Sends Teen Worker Home for Refusing to Take Out the Trash, Then Ends up Shooting Teen's Mom in Leg * Could the Next Hot Baby Name Be: "Vaselinea"?

Pancho answers questions about kids dealing with "baseball revenge" encouraged by their dad and whether you're a bad parent if you let your kid hurt himself. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly Insane Game Show and figure out if the headline about nn Orlando woman arrested after grabbing her husband’s man parts so forcefully that he couldn’t walk was "Fake News" or "Florida"!

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Pittsburghers were able to strike up some action without the cumbersome clothing for an afternoon of nekkid bowling. A toddler was able to strike it big on his parent's Amazon credit card when he ordered $3K in goodies. A mom struck a nerve when she shared the photo of her 23-pound bouncing baby boy on the Internet.

Inside this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* Nasty Fight Breaks Out on Plane—Lawyer Tries to Skip Line & Deboard 1st * Amazon Kept Sending a Woman Hundreds of Fake Leather Seat Covers * Pittsburgh Naturist Group Revives ‘Balls Out Bowling’ Event * 'Good way to end up dead'–FL Sheriff warns about TikTok door kicking challenge * A Man & Woman Both Got DUIs While Having Sex Behind the Wheel of a Stolen R.V. * A Guy Rents a Fishing Boat in FL and Takes It All the Way to Cuba * How DRUNK Must You Be...To Forget How To Spell Your Own Name? * 5-y/o Goes on $3K Online Shopping Spree While Parents Are Asleep * FL Man Was Busted for Stealing Sex Toys and Ice Cream from Walmart * Disney Adults Are Getting Their Own Dating App * Tori Spelling Once Gave Dean McDermott Her Old Breast Implants as Anniversary Gift * Police Use Facial Recognition to Identify Women Twerking on Cop Car * Mom of Giant 23-Pound Baby Branded 'Abuser' on Social Media but Baby Is Healthy * A Thief Incriminated Herself...After Being Insulted on Facebook * Estonian Supermarket Has a Giant Rock in the Middle of It * Homeowner Fined $100 a Month by HOA for Giving Out Free Water in Heat * 'Gargantuan' $15.6M in Meth Seized From Tractor Trailer Hauling Carrots * Doctors Warn About Trendy TikTok Tattoo Alternative: ‘Freeze Branding’ * PA Woman Attacks Boyfriend With a Meat Cleaver * Bride Sends Wedding 'Contribution Form' Instead of Invites Asking for Help Paying for the Event * MN State Senator Caught Mid-Robbery In Absurd Cat Burglar Outfit

Get up to date on the stupid current events with the Insane Week In Review and find out who the "real winners" are with this week's Genius Awards!

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When an average Joe suddently dies in a paranormal mystery, not much is made of it. But when a paranormal investigator who is in Gettysburg, PA with Annabelle the doll turns up dead, you might want to look into that. What do you do if you find a lost teddy bear lying on a sidewalk in a shopping area? Would you freak out if you saw it looked like it was made from human skin. Well, somebody did. Somebody also left their phone when they had a hospital visit and the nurses found it. They also found the phone had child porn on the lock screen. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is practicing to become the next home improvement host on HGTV with his new dining room table project.

In This Weekend Episode...
* A Piece of My Mind… FLASHBACK: Buzz Aldrin Caught 'Admitting' Apollo 11 Moon Landing Was Faked During Conan O'Brien Interview * Teachers & Students Are Sharing the Most "Horrific" Places They've Bumped Into Each Other Outside of Class… * Paranormal Investigator Dan Rivera Dies During ‘Annabelle’ Haunted Doll Tour * Teddy Bear Thought To Be Wrapped in Human Skin Left on CA Sidewalk * Heat Hack: Cool Your Home Down... Slather Yogurt on All the Windows * Another TikTok Trend: People Are Using Sharpies as Lip Liner * A Guy Leaves His Phone Behind with Illegal Porn on the Lock Screen * A Husband Forgot His Wife at a Gas Station & Didn't Realize for 200 Miles

Pancho responds to your questions about relationships concerning whether Marrying For Love Out of Style Today For Older Adults and what to do if your boyfriend favors his mommy over his girlfriend. Play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity keeps up with his in the weekly Insane Game Show!

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A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train & picked up passengers around Key West.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* A Drunk Driver Had 73 Empty Beer Cans in His Car * Nurse Finds Drugs, Needles, & a Lighter in a FL Man's RECTUM During Surgery * A "Super Speeder" Got Busted 2 Minutes After FL's New "Super Speeding" Law Went Into Effect * Angry Old FL Woman Hit Car in Walmart Parking Lot, Then Slapped Driver * Driver "Hitting Everything but the Lottery" While Slamming Cars and Dragging Officer * (Possible Overreaction Of The Day)...Teen Threatens to Shoot Up McDonald's Over Wrong $5 Meal Deal Order * Professional Car Sitter Makes Sure Rides Don’t Get Towed * 106 CATS...1 U-Haul Van * (Priorities)...Man Continues To Compete In Race After Girlfriend Falls & Passes Out * A Naked Man Assaulted Two People with Wood * PA Man Wearing 'Fish Flops' Caught on Video Stealing Ronald McDonald Statue * Italian Mechanic Turns Old Fiat Into the World's Narrowest Drivable Car * Farmer Found Dead Inside 28-Ft. Python In Indonesia * FL Man Celebrates His Birthday by Smoking Meth, Hijacking A Sightseeing Train, & Picking Up Tourists * Guy On A Plane "Jokes" His Laptop Is A BOMB * Road Rage!! One California Driver Steals The Other Driver's Keys * Jacksonville, FL Tops America's Most Boring Cities List * Women Not Wearing Make-Up on First Dates * Crash Covers I-80 In PA in Boxes of Mozzarella Cheese * Welch Teacher Banned For Drinking, Dancing Macarena, & Cussing At Students In Class * Woman Marries Boyfriend in Vegas Wedding. Now He Wants Her to Move in With His Parents…in MAINE

More stupidity from the latest current events in the Insane Week In Review and our top 7 most supendous stupidity who made this week's Genius Awards!

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We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the TSA. All of this may sound depressing so we have a solution for that..."Just Beat It!".

In this Weekend Episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...
* A Piece of My Mind… Rock Band Reveals It’s Entirely AI-Generated—Down to the Actual Musicians * A Man Was Caught Drug Dealing...While in Court for Drug Dealing * Medical Clinic Pleads for a Stop to 'Unsolicited' Urine Samples * Tupac's Friends & Family Smoked His Ashes * Cannibalistic Illegal Alien Began Eating Himself During Transport * Summer Travel Tip: "Swamp Crotch" Can Get You Flagged by the TSA * ‘BBL Smell’ Is Real * UK Study Finds Stopping Masturbation May Increase Depression & Stress

Pancho also tackles a couple of questions that deal with "My Husband Bought Me A Birthday Gift But I Don’t Like It" and "We Grounded Our Son From Going To The Prom But Should We Pay For His Date’s Dress?" See if you can answer the stupid questions better than Pancho in the weekly Insane Game Show!

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You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one poor guy was set ablaze at a gas station when his gal torched him at a gas station and then drove off!

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* 'Burglar' Gets Stuck in Chimney…Trying to Retrieve His Dog From Locked CT Park Bathroom * Heatwave Trend In NYC: Fancy Ice—& Bars Are Happy to Pay For The Upgrade * Airplane Passenger Vomits, Gets The Runs...Publicly Apologizes * Huge Explosion After Groundskeeper Ran over Firework Outside of High School * Drunk FL Boater Busted, Lies About Flipped Vessel When He Simply Ran Out of Gas * TikTokker Claims That Gently Pumping Gas Boosts Mileage & Saves Big Bucks * Woman Busted With 23 Fake IDs, Stolen Mail & a ‘Bedazzled Gun’ * The Latest TikTok Trend Is Savoring...Raw Onion * Woman Says Her Boyfriend's Mom Called Her a 'Backup Plan' in Front of Him, Then Claimed She Was 'Just Teasing' * (Priorities)...Driver Going 115 MPH With Infant in Backseat Was Recording Snapchat Video * A Cop May Lose His Job for Farting in a Coworker's Face After Asking To “Pull My Finger” * A Guy Robs a Convenience Store...in a Scooby-Doo Costume * FL Gas Station Clerk Shot Customer During Spat ‘Over the Price of Beer’ * (Whoopsi!)... Jax Cop Misfires & Shoots His Partner With a Taser Gun * Wild Scene as Armed Woman in Folding Chair Shuts Down Major Freeway & Sparks Police Standoff * Troublemaker In South Beach, FL Does A Sexy Dance Before Local DJ Takes Him Down * Landscaper Threw an Unauthorized Party at a Client's Home * Mother-in-Law Complains She's 'Out of the Loop' After Couple Announces Pregnancy Without Telling Her They Were Trying * Armenia's Prime Minister Offers to Show His Manhood to the Head of the Church * Woman Swallows a Fish Bone & It Came Out the Side of Her Neck * UT Woman Sets Her Boyfriend On Fire at a Gas Station

I've also got the stupidity from the week's rundown of the current events with the Insane Week In Review as well as our 7 weekly winners of the Genius Awards!

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Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when Chris Robinson had a very defined and a very live wardrobe malfunction while running for a 1st place prize.

In this Weekend Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mnd] Arsonist Sets Wildfire, Opens Fire On Firefighters, Police In Ambush…& 5th-Grade Girls Devised Plot to Kill AZ Boy & Fake His Suicide * Gym Bros Are Now Going For a "Shelf-Like Butt" * How Hot Is It? Video Captures the Moment When The Heat Caused a Road to Buckle & Sent a Car Flying * Teen Celebrates Graduation With Pole Dancers 'Gifted' by Mom Outside School Gates * A Guy Beat Up an Ice Cream Truck Driver After Wrongly Assuming He Was a Perv * US Sprinter Chris Robinson Has Wardrobe Malfunction On Live TV—He Couldn’t Keep His Junk In His Shorts! * FL Cop Picks Someone's Pocket...During a Traffic Stop * Man Suffers 5” Rectal Prolapse After Spending 2 Hours on Toilet w/Phone

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will answer some questions about kids this week, such as Summertime Curfew For Our Teen…Or Not and An Abrupt Attempt At Teaching A Young Child To Swim.

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When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend & kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort & she left him all her inheritance.

In thie Weekend Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede at
High School Debate Tournament * "Clingy" Woman Used Strange Trick to MARRY Boyfriend Without His Knowing * A Startup That Helps People Use AI to "Cheat on Everything" Has Raised Another $15 Million * Influencer Wife Calls Police on Husband for Forcing Her to Do Housework Over Creating Content * Man With Girlfriend and 2 Kids Proposes to His AI Chatbot Girlfriend—Cries His Eyes Out After it Says "Yes" * The “Gen Z Gaze”–Younger Service Workers’ Blank Stares Sparking Pushback * Guy Breaks Into Random House, Runs Bath, Cooks Dinner to Avoid Going Home to Angry Wife * Family Challenges 84-y/o Woman’s Will After $1M Left To ‘Male Escort’

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" thinks his family is secretly trying to kill him. I'll be taking the next week off for the 4th of July holiday so my son can go to a new opening of a Bucc-ee's conveniene store in VA. Pancho will also answer some burning questions about relationships such as Should a Girl Take Turns Paying For Dates With Her Boyfriend and Is Feng Shui A Good Way To Judge A New Boyfriend? Play along with Pancho to test your stupidity in this week's "Insane Game Show"!

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If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.

In This Midweek BONUS Episode...
* A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 Times * A 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested for Allegedly Chasing Teen For Going Too Fast on e-Bike * McDonald's Customer Goes Behind Counter to Make His Own McFlurry: 'He Has No Right' * Gen Z Wants to Normalize In-Office Sex * Woman Secretly Enters Her Husband in a Marathon After He Bragged He Could Run One with NO Preparation * ICE Protester Says Rubber Bullet Really Did Some Damage to His Groin * A Guy Attacked His Friend & Accused Him of Being a Werewolf * School Bus Driver Seen in Vehicle with "Lolita's Line" Sign in Window * A Tequila-Soaked Turkey Almost Burned Down an Apartment Building * Wild Video Shows NYC Artist Grabbing Woman’s Hair in Bizarre Freakout on Southwest Flight * Judge Scolds Man for Wearing 'World's Best Farter' Shirt in Courtroom * A Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase * More People Are Just Keeping Their Earbuds in All the Time * FL Man Spent 6 Months Covering His 1965 Chevy Corvette in Pennies; Now It's for Sale * “Potty” Polly-Parrot? Foul-Macaw Bird Is Up For Adoption After Going Viral For Its Cussin’ * Thieves Stole 12,000 Quarters from Someone's Home * Telegram Founder Splits $17B Fortune Among 6 Kids & 100 Sperm Donor Babies * 11 Southern Sayings That Actually Mean The Opposite Of What They Sound Like * A Woman Was Caught Burning Stolen Flags...While Pantsless * Today's Job Applicants Want 4-Day Workweeks, Nap Rooms, Fun Rooms, & Pet-Friendly Offices * Man Gets Into Bar Fight Because Other Customers Didn't Believe In Jesus

And I've got the full week's rundown of all the stupidity in the most recent current events in the Insane Week In Review as well as our top 7 "winner" for stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!

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Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.

In this Weekend Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of National Anthem at Dodger game–After Team Told Her to Sing in English * A Teenager Was Arrested After Breaking Into a Jail for a Selfie * Tourist Rolls on Ground in Tantrum Over Baggage Fees at Major Airport * Docs Prescribing 'Poo Pills' With Freeze-Dried Feces for 'Very Exciting' New Treatment * Woman Created Her Own Funeral Photo Montage—So She Will Be Remembered At Her "Hottest" * Male Ozempic Users Reveal Shocking “BIG” Change to Their 'Junk' After Injecting Weight-Loss Shot * A News Chopper Reporter Launched into a Rant About His Failed Marriage During a YouTube Livestream * A PA Town Launched a Program to Fix Potholes...Called "Fill My Hole" * Hungry? Here, Have Some Chocolate Buttholes–Nothing Says ‘I Love You’ Like a Chocolate Anus

Pancho also takes on a couple of questions where he is asked If Opposites Really Attract Or Is It A Recipe For Disaster and Is Being Clingy A Good Trait For A Date? And play along with Pancho to see how well your stupidity matches up with his in the weekly Insane Game Show!

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If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too? * Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water" * Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon Festival * CoComelon Has a New Potty Training Song That Will Ruin Parents' Lives * Man Makes a False Bomb Threat...So He Wouldn't Miss His Flight to L.A. * Woman Caught Making a PB&J Sandwich in a Robe During Virtual Court Hearing * California Couple Receives $2-million Bedbug Payday * A Guy Called 911 Because There Was "No Sex in the Champagne Room" * TSA Urges People to Stop Trying to Use Costco Card as Sufficient REAL ID * Walmart Customer Calls Cops on Himself After Self-Checkout Avocado Mishap * Controversy Erupts Over No Barking Sign at Montreal Dog Park* * A Mule-Riding Criminal Was Arrested for Releasing a Raccoon Inside a Business * UPDATE: Owner of Raccoon Found With Meth Pipes Vows She Won't Surrender Him * Woman Torched Her Boyfriend's Car Using Cooking Oil, Nearly Burning Down Their Home * Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam & Sausages At Sam’s Club * Biggest Ever Great White Shark Is Heading Toward US Tourist Hotspot * A Family Dollar Employee Shot a Shoplifter in the Butt * Cicada Flies Into Car Window, Causes Driver to Lose Control, Crash Into Pole * No Screaming! Keep Your Mouth Closed on Roller Coasters to Avoid Swallowing Cicadas * A Pennsylvania Man Arrested For Blowing Up A Casino Toilet * Huge 80 Ft. Penis on Baseball Field Is Visible From Space

There's the latest stupidity from recent current events with the Insane Week In Review and our 7 best stupendous stupidity from this week's Genius Awards!!

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You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.

In This Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & Quiet * Belgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the Dutch * A Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty Dishes * Archaeologists Unearth Ancient BREAD That Survived Underground for 5,000 Years * Thieves Were Caught Biking Away...with a Stolen Bathroom Vanity * Florida Man Fondles Ferret In Pet Store, Then Shoplifts It In His Shorts * A Woman Woke Up to an Intruder Sucking on Her Toes * 200-y/o Condom Decorated With Erotic Art on Display in Dutch Museum

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", answers your burning questions about returning a valuable ring found in donated clothing & how to deal with a "Barbie" co-worker who likes to kiss a woman's husband on the lips! And you can test your stupidity with Pancho's by playing our Insane Game Show!

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David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home Depot * TikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos in White Wine * New Trend: Paying $5 to Go to an Office And Pretend You Have a Job * British Airways Crew Member Was Dancing Naked In Toilet Instead Of Serving Passengers * Flight Attendants Let Child Sing 'Moana' Songs On Intercom During 2-Hour Tarmac Delay....Cute? Or Sheer Hell? * Ed the Zebra On the Loose—In TENNESSEE–Shuts Down Traffic On I-24 * Teen Arrested for Breaking Into 121 Cars is Released Hours Later—Only to Loot a Dozen More Vehicles * Rollerblading Bro Robs PA Gas Station With Gun, Knife Then Flees on Getaway Skates * Bobcat Hangs Out in Home, Deputies Try To Lure It Out With Laser Pointers * Etiquette Expert Shows the ‘Correct’ Way to Eat a Banana—And It Involves A Knife And Fork * The Friendly Skies: Passengers Battle Over Airline Air Nozzles on a Plane * 'Beef Fat' Sunscreen Has People Shaking Their Heads: 'Skin as Healthy as a McDonald's French Fry' * Woman Wanted For Homicide Pretends to Be Her Sister, Who Was Also Wanted * Tractor-Trailer Rollover Releases 14M Bees Near Canadian Border * 'Cemetery Thief’ Stole Items From Graves to Use as Landscaping Art at Her Home * Mom ‘Attacks Principal And Superintendent’ After Being Called To School Over Daughter’s Fighting * Toilet Paper Could Be Irrelevant Soon—But How Would We Wipe? * A TikTok Prankster Arrested After He Dumped Buckets of Beans, Eggs, Milk…on His Head—Inside a Restaurant * Idaho Passes Emergency "Truck-Nuts" Legislation * Woman Busted For Stealing WIG Off Dead Body at Funeral Home
Man Allegedly Injured on a Disney World Water Slide While 34 Lbs. Over Ride Weight Limit...Cue The LAWSUIT

I've got the lastest stupid twist to the current events in the Insane Week In Review and find out who outdid everyone else in stupidity by winning this week's Genius Awards.

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Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back from his trip to PA to help me tell you about it!

In this Weekend Episode...
[A PIece of My Mind] People Who Don't Reply To Texts -- Even When They're On Their Phone 24/7—Usually Have These 11 Reasons * Google is Now the Go-To Teacher For Adults Who Need Help—With Adulting * Town Requires A PERMIT For Women To Wear High-Heels Taller Than 2” * CA Family Sues Funeral Home After Finding Wrong Body in Uncle's Casket * Bear Falls Through Attic, is Found Sitting on Stove in Kentucky Home * Man Fired After Standing up in Teams Call Wearing No Pants–OR Underwear * Drunk Turkish Man Spends Hours With Search Party Looking For Himself* * Woman Claims She’s Suffered From a 7-Yr. Sinus Infection After Her Ex-Boyfriend Farted in Her Face

Pancho has more burning questions to answer from people seeking his sage wisdom on matters such as whether or not to let your 14-y/o boy go to the Senior Prom with an 18-y/o girl who invited him & whether to blow the whistle on a boss trying to buy your silence for his shady business practices.

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If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".

In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...
* A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly Mother * People Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling Companies * Airline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough Money * A Parolee Got Caught Drinking a Beer After He Did the "One Chip Challenge" * Snake Pokes Out From Under Hood of Missouri Woman's Car * A VA Man Was Arrested for Drawing His Own Crosswalk on a Busy Street * Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles Competes in Race at the Indy 500 * PIGEON Pandemonium Ensues As Passengers Scramble On Airline * A Guy on Meth Jumped Off a Bridge on a Dare * Woman Arrested at Airport After Hitting Child on Plane Who Called Her "Fat" & "Miss Piggy" * "CarrotMaxing": A TikTok Trend That Can Land You In The ER * Forever Chemicals Found in American Beer * Flight Passenger Brings Whole Rotisserie Chicken as Carry-On, Calling It Her 'Designer Bag' * Despite Her Water Breaking, NY News Anchor Goes Into Labor on Air, but Delivers the News * Annoyed Resident Releases Snakes in Condo Hallway to Protest Neighbor's Noisy Dog * Husband Spots Wife Selling His Items on Her Instagram Story, As a PRANK * New Term: "Water-Based Cooking"...Or Is It Just, You Know, Boiling? * Florida Man Survives Alligator, Then Is Shot Dead by Deputies * FL Booze Cruise Captain Rescues Drowning Man Then Belts Out Karaoke * FL Neighborhood Is Being Terrorized By An Angry Duck * Secret Service “Catfight” Outside Barack Obama's Home Gets 2 Agents Suspended

Get the latest stupid current events from the Insane Week In Review and find out this week's winners of the Genius Awards!!

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If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.

In this Episode...
* A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...& Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him" * Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the Dishwasher * Woman Can't Flush Toilet Paper in Her Newly Built Home * Woman Drives Through Street Fair, Hits Cop–While Trying to Get to Work * A Guy Pleasured Himself in a Display Shed at Lowe's * Amazon Driver Caught With Pants Down Relieving Herself on Porches While Delivering Packages * Grandpa Faces Felony Charge Over Burrito Dispute * How Not to Tow a Car: Have You Seen This Crazy Video Out of Houston? * School Choir Performance EXPLODES Into Violent Brawl Between Parents * Rhode Islander ticked off by An Unfortunate Typo on a "Rump" Watch * NJ State Assembly Candidate Selling Foot Pics as Subscription Online Adult Content * OH Man Cited With His 20th “Operating Vehicle Impaired” While Allegedly Driving Drunk * Dad's Theory on Parents With 3 Kids Has Internet in Stitches: 'So Carefree' * Male Owner of a Massage Parlor Tried to Give 5 Men a Happy Ending * Hospital Refuses To Let Alabama Parents Give Girl This Unusual Name: “Xfrgolszzzxy” * Women Leave Their Kids in a Car with a Bag of Weed for Hours While They Went to a Bar * FL Man Tries to Stop His Rolls-Royce From Being Repo’d Wearing Only a Towel * Shirtless, Shoeless Man Steals Party Bus & Hits Multiple Vehicles * Phillies Pay Tribute to 'P00P' Scoreboard Before a Wild Win Over Pirates * A Drug-Smuggling Cat Was Caught Trying to Break Into Prison * TikTok Prank Gone Too Far?....Teens Are Pretending to Rob You With ‘Apple Pay’ Prank

Pancho was in PA for an in-person visit when this episode was recorded, so this is a special weekend episode that has the content of the Midweek episode so we've got the stupidest current events with the Insane Week In Review, and our Genius Awards this week!

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How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed & your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police & the public stumped. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, is back thanks to a "workaround" with another podcast platform to get him connected this week!

In this Episode...
* [A PIece of My Mind] Couples Are Saving Their Marriages By Drifting Apart -- On Purpose * Birds are “exploding” at an alarming rate in a CA neighborhood * Déjà Vu: An 83-y/o Man Crashed a Car, Into the Same Bank, at the Same Spot, Exactly 6 Weeks Apart * Airbnb Owner Surprises Couple, Leaves Dog With 'Spiritual' Needs & Detailed Care Instructions on Site * An Airbnb Host Tells a Guest That Hot Water Is "Not an Amenity" * Man Finds a Naked Intruder in His Bed...Who'd Chewed 60 Wads of Gum * DoorDash Driver Gets Very Lost at O'Hare Airport * Mom Gave Her 3-y/o Son a BOOB CAKE on His Birthday to Stop Him From Breastfeeding

After having a couple of weeks off, "Pancho" answers some more burning questions about letting your teen child sample beer & if you have to "pay it forward" even if you don't want to. And there's more Insane Games to challenge your stupidity that you can play along with "Pancho" this week!

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The best stupidity is naked stupidty & it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food.

In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode...
* PA Man Caught Peeing In the Holy Water Font In Church * A Kid in KY "Accidentally" Orders 70,000 Dum-Dums Lollipops on Amazon * Man Sits Naked in St. Louis Airport Tries to Run, Knocks Glasses Off Officer's Face * Russian National Steals 68-Foot Luxury Yacht in Florida * Violent Humanoid Robot Snaps, Attacks Factory Workers in Wild Video: 'Went Full Terminator' * The Latest, Dangerous TikTok Trend: Students Force Paper Clips & Push Pins into Chromebook Devices * ONLY In Florida: Where You May Find 98 Iguana Eggs In a Single Yard * Hey Kids! Nothing Good Can Come From "Ding Dong Ditch"!...High School Senior Killed * Frontier Airlines Agents Jeer At A Passenger Trying to Check In After Hitting Him With a Surprise $25 Fee * This State Limits Social Media Use for Kids Under 16 * A Company Had to Pay a Woman $40K Because a Coworker Compared Her to Darth Vader * A Florida Woman Got Arrested for Shoving Nachos Down Her Wife's Pants * A Woman Was Convicted of Harassment...for Cracking an Egg on Her Daughter's Head for TikTok * FL man accused of throwing ratchet through car window in road rage incident * Pennsylvania 14-y/o Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase * FL Man Crashes Tesla in Roundabout—Blames Fictional Girl Driver * NE Man Went To The Dark Side, Whips Out a Lightsaber to Attack His Neighbor & a 7-y/o * Naked Kansas Man Bites Dog, Officer in Gas Station Bathroom * FL Man Arrested For The 18th Time After Getting Naked & Yelling At People * FL Man Accidentally Shoots Himself at Walmart, Startling Shoppers * Florida: Where An Large Alligator Could Be Caught 'Knocking on Doors' of Homes During Mating Season

Find out the latest stupidity in the recent current events and hear this week's winners of the most stupendous stupdity in the weekly Genius Awards!

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If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in & arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH & there--on the passenger's seat--was a COON with a METH PIPE in its mouth trying to SMOKE it.

This week we are Pancho-less because of a technical issue with the podcast software preventing my Insane FL Nephew from connecting & joining in the episode. Hopefully, we can resolve this issue soon --- or we'll be finding a new podcast platform.

In this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Daters Are Single Because....They're ‘Terrified’ of Being ‘Cringe’ * Bad News, Ya'll! The Southern Accent Is a-Disappearin' * Squatters Wouldn't Leave Man's Home, So He Moved in With Them * Clown Wielding A Chainsaw Tackled By Local Resident, Arrested * A Lady's Meth-Smoking Raccoon Got Her Busted for Drugs * Turkish Police Burn 20 Tons Of Confiscated Weed—Gets Whole Town High * People Are Swapping 'Butt Cream' for Botox, but Experts Warn It's Dangerous * UK Doctor Confesses To Using Concealed Cameras In His Apartment Bathroom So As To Use Video To Compare His “Manhood” To Other Men

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This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens".

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* 0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same Jury * A Beaver Breaks Wind with Purpose * OnlyFans Star Bonnie Blue Turned Down $50K Offer for a Jar of Her Farts * 'Birthday Suit Bandit': Naked FL Man Caught Trying to Break Into Woman's Home * Guy Wearing "Retired Drug Dealer" Shirt Was Arrested for Dealing Drugs * Obvious or Earth-Shattering: A Woman Finds Out You Can Charge Your Phone...with Other People's Phones * Now, "Pay It...Backward" Is Happening at Drive-Thrus * Semi-truck Carrying Coins Crashes, Scattering 8 Million Dimes Across Highway * Bizarre Reason Why Toilet Seats Are Being Hung Along Florida's Coast * TikTok Slams Mom for Her Shockingly Messy Car: 'Can We Not Normalize Living This Way?' * Navy Lost a $60 Million Fighter Jet...After It "Rolled Off" an Aircraft Carrier * FL Man Throws A Can Of Corn Through A Window at His Neighbor's House * Airline Passenger Tries to Barge Into Cockpit...CHAOS Ensues, Including A Threatened 'Kick In The Ba!!s' * FART Spray Sends People Fleeing a Connecticut Beach Carnival * A Woman Was Speeding at 102-mph with a Toddler, Because She Was Late to "Thomas the Train" * A Woman Found Out the Hard Way Why They Say: "Breed Like Rabbits" * Ausse Woman Finds Worm & Meal Moth in Chocolate Easter Bunny * Loose Kangaroo Stops Traffic, Causes Crash on—On An Alabama Highway * KY Man Wins $167 Million Lottery–Then Got Arrested for Kicking a Cop * Drunk Pantsless Florida Man Tells Police He Is Charles Dickens * Naked Pennsylvania Man Arrested After Breaking Into Church

Get up to date with the stupidity in the most recent current events and find out who was the most stupid in the week's Genius Awards!

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If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood.

In this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Reopen Alcatraz * Man Works Out Just One Side of His Body To Defy Beauty Standards * Babysitter Reveals 'Inappropriate' Shirt That Made Family Refuse to Pay Her & Insult Her Mom * Day Care Workers Reveal 'Unhinged' Parents' Craziest Requests as Frustrations Boil Over * A Driver Does the Stupidest Thing Possible When They Missed Their Exit * Student Rescued From Mount Fuji Goes Back For HIS Phone & Has to Be Rescued Again * Realtors Say FL Man Is Targeting Women to Touch Their Feet During Showings * A Female Road Rager Pooped on the Hood of Another Driver's Car

Pancho has more burning questions to answer about how to deal with a mom's social media posts & whether you should say something to the mom who "cages" their misbehaving child!

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You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates!

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese * A Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled Release * FL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wife * Your Walmart Is Locking Up...Meat * FL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive Mom’s Milk * FL Man Offers Police Booze During Car Chase * Mohamed Adan Mohamed Was Busted For Planning A "Mass Casualty Event" * FL Postal Worker Arrested on DUI Charge After Drinking Vodka at House Party on Delivery Route * Guy Busted For Trying to Set One of His Co-Workers on Fire With a Makeshift Lysol Flamethrower * Florida Man Caught Alligator in a Trash Can * You Can "Trick" Google A.I. Into Thinking Your B.S. Is a Wise Saying * The Manager of a Sonic Gave Weed Gummies to an Underage Coworker * The Latest "Serious Health Risk" – Paper Receipts * Woodpecker Damages Dozens Of Cars Due To High Testosterone * New NYC 'Scratch ‘n’ Sniff' Ad Lets You Stop & Smell Armpits on the Street * Stuff Of Nightmares–Snake Lands in Woman's Margarita at Virginia Restaurant * Drug Dealer Hides Weed in Plastic Eggs as Easter Promo & Kid Finds One * Guy in His Underwear Is Standing on Street Corners Around the World to Raise Cash for an Engagement Ring * Woman Strips & Poops On Seat During Southwest Airlines Flight * Wanted: DOG Sniffer–An Intern To Smell Doggy Breath * Geriatric RAGE: 88-y/o fl Woman Arrested After Hitting 77-y/o Woman On Mobility Scooter With Her SUV

You'll also get the rundown on the current events with a stupid spin & find out the winners of the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!!

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I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy named, "Milker".

In this Episode...
* STUPID PRANK: Son of Falcons Coordinator Ulbrich Admits to Sanders NFL Draft Faux Phone Call * A Man Discovered He Accidentally Bought Back His Own Stolen Car * Passengers Say They Were Trapped Inside Waymo Driverless Vehicle * TX Mom Arrested After Giving Vodka Jell-O Shots to 5th-Graders at School Holiday Party * Pregnant Woman Finds Dead Rat in Carry-Out Salad Halfway Through Eating * 'Internal Bra': Women Ditching Bras With New Surgery That Uses Polymer Developed for Hernia Repair * NO JERKIN’! World's 1ST 'Sperm Race' goes off with a bang in LA * Man Busted for Cow Sex Because His Brother Got Busted for Child Porn

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has some sage advice to a couple of questions about marriage over kids or kids over marraige & a "work wife's" birthday message to a married man.

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Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Lives in $16K Dog Suit May Be Forced to Close His Human 'Zoo' * And Now, There's a Shortage of...Cousins * (Hell Hath No Fury)....Woman Runs Over Another Woman For Walking With Her Estranged Husband * Woman Who Married a River Issues Statement on Health of Relationship * Local Pizzeria Charged a ‘Bitching Fee’ for Informing Them They Got the Wrong Beer * A Bride Was Caught Going 105-mph on the Way to Her Own Wedding * Suds & Stools: A Lady Was Busted For Pooping In A Store Beer Cave * A Flight Made an Emergency Landing After an Encounter with a Bunny * Her #1 Problem: New Pee Spree Charges For OnlyFans Model * Canadian Man Accused of Setting Vancouver Police Officers on Fire * Mother Found Passed Out, While Her Son Was Playing on Roadside * How Many Screens Are in Your Home? It Might Be More Than You Think * Woman Finds Unexpected Surprise Inside Grandma's 30-y/o Easter Eggs * Montana Police Officers Caught Playing Crime Bingo While on Duty * Is the Easter Bunny a "He"...a "She"...or “Cis”???? * Did You Know the Pope Used to Be a Bouncer? * Nebraska Woman Refuses To Leave a Town Of “1” * Aussie Twins Who Speak in Unison Did One of the Weirdest Local News Interviews Ever * FL Felon Tries to Buy Gun, Tells Cops 'It's Florida' * Set to Reel In A Husband, Bride Catches A Shark While Taking Beach Wedding Photos * JERK of a Guy Attacks 11-y/o Girl He Thought Egged His Home as She Screams for Help

Get the latest current events with the stupid spin & find out the winners of stupidity for this week's Genius Awards!

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My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far will a woman go to find the perfect husband...if she can get anyone to accept?

In this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Nearly Half of Teens Admit Social Media is Bad For Mental Health * Hammer to The Cheekbones: The Rise Of 'Looksmaxxing' Influencers * Woman Has a LONG List of Rules to Date Her, Including a $300K Salary & a Vasectomy * Woman Who Left Swastika Brick on Cyber Truck is a Therapist Who Blamed Elon Musk For Her Tantrum * Couple Hosts Birthday Party at Their Own Restaurant, Then Hands Each Guest a Bill * Atlanta Braves Reporter Slammed for Getting Woman's Phone Number During Broadcast: 'Insanely Inappropriate' * Brazilian Influencer Hospitalized With Frozen Butt * A Man Caused a 3-Alarm Fire...After Setting Fire to His "Sex Toys"

Pancho will answer some relationship questions about nitpicking over a "little lie" and should a mis-delivered pizza cause a war between neighbors. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly Insane Game Show!

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A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing Fits * Democrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go & Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton" * China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" Them * Restaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in Fence * A McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch Sauce * An Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD’s During a 911 Call * 3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter Bunny * Man Caused ‘Mini Explosion’ After Cooking Raw Steak In Work Microwave * Airport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's Suitcase * The Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie" * High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water Jug * PA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying Casket * FL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job Interview * Police Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart * Cops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink Wig * FL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet * (Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFK * Jose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a Creek * Most Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling’s Birthday So They Don’t Feel Left Out * KFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling Out * Would You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-Up

Get the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!

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If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!

In this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump Assassination * A Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...to Fix Tire Police Had Just Spiked * A Firm Neck Massage Almost Killed a Guy * Guy Got a Fungal Infection in His Lungs from Sniffing His Own Dirty Socks * A Naked Man on a Highway Said He Was on His Way to "Get Some Pants" * Foster Mom Accused of Trading a Kid for a Pet Monkey * Pastor Prefers Frisks from Male Airport Security Agents Because Scanners "Turn You Gay" * A Sperm Racing League Is Coming, and Yes You Can Bet on It

Pancho will tackle the tough questions about whether someone should someone criticize other kids on a sports team & how to deal with an April Fool's gag gone badly wrong. See how well your stupidity matches up against Pancho by determining if this headline is fake or "Florida": "An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle"

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It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000 * PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated Jacket * Man Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With Machete * Wild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of Neighborhood * The Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties & Gas Station Toilets * Former FL Principal Facing Charges for Hosting Underage House Party * Spirit Passenger Strips Down, Flashes Boobs in Front of Fellow Fliers During Another Airport Meltdown * Police Chase Man Who Stole Ex-Girlfriend's Chicken: 'I've Got Polly' * FL Man Picked Up Sitting Nude on Crowded Beach With Beer & Women's Underwear * Denied Boarding An Airplane, A Drunk Gal Lets Out A 'Demonic Scream' * ESPN's Scott Van Pelt 'Almost [Crapped] His Pants on Live TV': 'I Had Leaves in the Gutter' * Deputies seize 7 tigers from man claiming they were his service animals * “Gym Rat” Baggage Handler's Shirtless Stunt in Airplane's Turbine Could Have Killed Him * Bruce Willis' 36-y/o Daughter Rumer Says She Still Takes Baths With Her 30-Something-y/o Adult Sisters * A Man Walked Into a Family Dollar Wearing Only a Mask * Married High School Lunch Lady Bagged A Teenage Student * FL Dog Mom Pries Open Alligator’s Mouth to Save Her Pooch * Fight Breaks Out at Buffalo Wild Wings After Auburn Loses to Florida * School Principal Busted For 'Skip Scanning' At Walmart–Because His Friends Told Him To * Husband Tells Wife There’s ‘No Excuse For Not Knowing How to Cook’—And People Are On His Side

Get up to date on the weekly current evemts stupidity with the Insane Week In Review & find out who was most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly Genius Awards!

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This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!

In this episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation’ * The 10 Best April Fools' Stunts Brands Pulled This Year * Zig-Zag Road Paint Design Leaves Pennsylvania Town Swerving * Another Toddler Is Going Viral...for Accidentally Eating Grandpa's Ashes * School District Asks Parents* To Stop Smoking Weed In School Parking Lot During Drop-Off, Pick-Up * Guy Accidentally Shoots His Friend In The CROTCH With An AK-47 * FL JERK Threatens To Beat Up Woman After Being Denied Free Refill at a Kids' Lemonade Stand * Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose…According To A STUDY

Pancho answers some marriage questions about whether marraige ruins friendships & if a fiance can wear her LATE husband's engagement ring! Test your stupidity against Pancho's to find out if a headline about the headline of a Holiday man had his monkey taken away after police busted him for driving a stolen vehicle is FAKE or a real FLORIDA story!

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(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"
(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity
(00:46:30) insane Week In Review
(00:58:19) Genius Awards

I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA shirt, but I would probably be escorted out by armed security. That was my stupid week. But what about seeing some sexcapades at your favorite swimming hole & then being told you have to pay for what you could not unsee? We've all been caught by the meter maid when getting back to our parked car, but what if the parking spot was created while you slept & then you got fined for it? If you're living in Idaho, better cover your potatoes...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
Woman Stripped Herself Nude & Causing Mayhem in DFW Airport * Is This the Stupidest Parking Ticket of All Time? * A Tubby/Chubby TX Man Rams A Tesla Cyber Truck With Mini 4-Wheeler * UK Company Creates World's First Self-Cooling Beverage Can * Couple Seen Having Sex at Public Swimming Spot Demands Onlookers To Pay For The “Show” * NJ Police Chief Accused of Turning Department Into "Animal House" * University of Maryland's Commencement Speaker: Kermit the Frog * A KITE Makes Contact With United Flight Attempting to Land at Reagan National Airport–Hours After Delta Plane, Air Force Jet Nearly Crash * Ancient Microplant Used in Sewage Treatment Could Be 'the Next Big Superfood' * Mystery Man Has Been Leaving Jugs of Urine in Recycling Bins...For Months* * ANOTHER Pooping Incident in Line at GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Attraction Causes Closure * Driving on Too Much Coffee Could Get You a DUI * School Security Officer Accused of Duct-Taping Girl's Mouth Shut For 'Talking Too Much' * Idaho Gov. signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure & 'truck nuts' * A Guy Stopped to Put Air in His Tires During a High-Speed Chase * Police Video Shows A NJ Mayor's Drunk Driving Arrest with Kid in Car * Mom Breaks Foot After Attempting Stupid “Foot Drop” TikTok Challenge * Dating App “Tribal” Promises a Match Without Seeing Your Partner's Face * A 34-y/o CA Woman Uses World's Longest Tongue to Play Jenga * A 40-y/o FL Woman Charged With Conch Bonking A Male Acquaintance * Guy Enters Restaurant Naked, 'Flexing Muscles Aggressively'

There's plenty of current events that are really stupid that I'll get you up to date about & we spotlight stupidity with the winners of our "Genius Awards"!

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I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.

In this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address Looks Like This, You’re Probably Old * Pastor Tells Ushers To Lock Church Doors Until Congregation Gives $40K * Man Uses ChatGPT to Challenge Traffic Violation Ticket in Court & Wins * A Plumber Didn't Get Paid, so He Went Back & Re-Clogged the Pipe * Teen Sisters Tried to Kill Their Mom After She Turned Their Wi-Fi Off * The Marriage Likely OVER When...She Shoots Her Husband On The Toilet * Jessica Simpson Says Her Vocal Coach Told Her to Drink Honey With ‘Snake Sperm’ to Help Her Sing * Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream Is Arriving This Year

Answers to burning questions are given by Pancho to a couple of people wondering if they should make their in-laws pay for a surprise cruise they ruined when they let the secret slip & whether parents should dictate what goes into wedding planning if they are paying for it. Test your stupid knowledge against Pancho to figure out if the entertainer named "Josh Weston" is actually a Porn Star or a Weatherman.

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The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!

In this episode...
* Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug' * Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting Inked * A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going Viral * Spring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's Ear * A Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too Good * PA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work desk * Men Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly’–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend Yet * PA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper Wiring * Kennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely Nude * Pirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor & Tries to Fire Staff * ‘Constipated’ Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom' * Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There’s a CATCH * Mom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops * (Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers’ Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her Death * FL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal Party * More Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo Chose * New Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About Yourself * A Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUV * Woman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf Lesson * Criminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at Gunpoint * Military-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart Joyride

Get up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!

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Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!

In this Episode...
* DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA! * Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon * (OOPS!)...A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a PILOT Forgot His Passport * (Airplane Purgatory?) Unplanned 8-Hour 'Flight to Nowhere' Leaves Passengers Stuck Where They 1st Started * National Weather Service Seemingly Captures Photo of Bigfoot During a PA Storm Survey * AZ Teacher Arrested After Peeing Into A Can–In Front Of His Class * A Guy Showed Up at the ER with His Girlfriend's Hand Stuck in His Mouth * Woman Born White Says She Identifies As Black…& She’s Moving To Africa

Pancho will also reply to a couple of questions about honesty...if we're really being honest... And test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly Insane Game Show to figure out if by going to Miss Cassidey’s in Grants Pass, Oregon you're going to a "Strip Club" or a "Daycare"!

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How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs & folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; * People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue for Eye Drops; * Guest Poops All Over Floor & Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT & People Kept Standing There; * The Big Mac Guy Ate His 35,000th Burger; * A Man Was Arrested for Walking Around Naked, & His Name Is "Weiner"; * Gary Oldman Loves Fart Humor; * Suspect Shoots Woman in Shoulder, Also Accidentally Shoots Herself; * Starbucks to Pay $50 Million to Man Whose Genitals Were Scorched by Hot Beverages; * Man Found With Live Turtle Hidden in His Pants by TSA; * More than 100 Crows in CA Shot to Death by Unknown Suspect; * Emerging Trend: Sweatpant Jeans; * A Swiss Driver Was Fined $110,000...for Tailgating; * (Possibly Unstable) FL Man Threatened Ex-Wife With a Power Drill After Call From Her New Boyfriend; * (Newsflash!)...Social Media ‘Becoming Breeding Ground’ For Delusions; * Email Signatures Are Bad for the Planet; * Monkey Steals Man's Phone in India, Exchanges It for a 'Treat'; * A Guy Pulls a Gun at a Bar...Because the Karaoke Machine Wasn't Working; * DOGE Has Found 14 'Magic Money Computers' That Create Cash 'Out of Thin Air'; * Florida: Where You Can Create Your Own Iguana Omelet; * United States Of Anger? Nearly Half of Americans Say We’ve Become More Rude Since the Pandemic; * FL Man Arrested for Lap Dance Heist;

And get up to date on the latest current events that are made stupid as well as our weekly "winners" in the Genius Awards!

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St. Patrick's Day has come and gone and we've got some stupid stories from Boston--the home of the most Irish--who brought the "Borg". If you've ever had a "flapper" in your nose: A nose goblin that's hiding up in the netheregions that you can't get to. One man was digging away so hard, he punctured an artery. A couple learns a lesson about keeping a dog in the house with a loaded gun in bed.

In this episode...
* [A Piece Of My Mind] Sorry, Kids. Millennial Parents Say "NO Sleep-overs"; * At Least 13 Facing Charges As Gen Z "Borg" Drinking Trend Takes Over St. Patrick’s Day Parade In Boston; * Botox Use Has Become So Frequent Some Users Are Developing Immunity; * A Guy Picked His Nose Too Aggressively & Hit an Artery; * Surprised TV News Anchor Reports on Man Shot in Leg by His Dog; * Woman Accused Of Selling Human Toes Puked By Dogs Avoids Jail; * Uber Driver Says a Mom Left Her BABY in His Car to Make Sure He Didn't Leave; * Embalmer Accused Of Severing Dead Man’s Penis–Then Stuffed It In The Corpse’s Mouth!

My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is trying out red light therapy for his sinuses...after they heal from a bad infection. He'll also answer some burning questions about lending a betting boyfriend money for March Madness & whether a dad should bail out an adult son like his ex-wife wants him to! Test your stupidity against Pancho to figure out if this headline is fake news or a real Florida fact: "A Holiday man was arrested for driving a stolen car with a monkey riding shotgun." And read all the real stories from this week's episode in the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Telegram channel! Download the app & get stupid at t.me/InsaneErikLane!

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If you have a bawling baby, just shove a spoonfull of butter in his pie-hole! Egg prices are still not what they used to be and people are getting back to basics with farm-fresh eggs...thanks to chicken rentals. You can pick your friends but you're stuck with your relatives...who love to stick up your bellybutton with Super Glue! And the insanity never stops.

In This Episode...
* Someone Paid $88,000 for a Cheeto That Looks Like a Pokémon; * TikTok Says Feeding Your Baby Butter Will Shut Them Up; * FL Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Eat Her Cooking; * A Toddler Called 911 for "Emergency Donuts"; * 12% of People Pee in the Shower...Daily; * Rising Egg Prices Spark Chicken Rental Trend; * A 36-y/o OnlyFans Star Tours Nursing Homes to Find Old Men to Appear in Her X-rated Videos; * Walmart In Jacksonville Sold Empty Chicken Nuggets with No Chicken in Them; * Fully Inflated Kim Kardashian Balloon—With 15-Ft.-High Butt—Takes Over Times Square; * Not Something You See A Lot...A (Dead) Giraffe In The Back Of A Pickup; * FL Man Swallows $800,000 Worth Of Luxury Jewelry, Police Scan His Insides For Evidence; * Against All Logic, the One-Legged Pants Trend Is Sweeping the Nation; * 'Megalodon' goldfish found in Erie, PA; * Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra earns world record by playing with food; * FAMILY DYSFUNCTION: Man Suing His Brother-in-Law After He Filled His Belly Button with Super Glue; * (Possibly Unstable) Southwest Passenger Strips Naked on a Plane; * Speed Eating a 7-lb. Hamburger Sent a Man to ER—Unable to Pass Gas; * Eating Packing Peanuts Is The Latest TikTok Trend; * FL Woman Was Arrested for Assaulting Her Boyfriend with a Watermelon; * FL Man Claimed He Would Assassinate Trump, Shoot Missiles at New York; * California Arsonist Catches Fire While Setting Car Ablaze.

Get caught up on all the current events with a stupid spin & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's Genius Awards! Join the Telegram Channel to read all about these very REAL stupid stories: t.me/InsaneErikLane

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This is more complicated than the old country song, "I'm My Own Grandpa". A man fathers a child with a mother AND her daughter. A man tries to father SOMETHING with a TRAIN SEAT. And women spend a week honing the fine art of climaxing. Can it get any more stupid than that? Of course! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" & I will demonstrate in this episode...

In this episode...
[A Piece of My Mind] Parents Spend 67 Hours a Year "Negotiating" With Their Kids; * Plan to Build a Road with Radioactive Waste in FL Prompts Legal Challenge; * Someone Stole a "Thou Shalt Not Steal" Painting from a Church; * New MN Bill Would Clarify That Used Bong Water Is Not Actually a Drug; * A TikTok Couple Is Upset Their Mountain Cabin Is on a Mountain*; * Missouri Man Charged for TWICE Trying to Have Sex with a Train Seat; * And Now...A Mother & Daughter Pregnant at the Same Time By The SAME MAN; * Weeklong 'Orgasm Retreats' Teach Women How to Climax.

Pancho has very little effort in answering some of the questions this week that are asking if Hooter's is good or bad for women & if it's wrong to take your "work spouse" for a "couple's massage" after a hard day at the job. See if you can figure out the answers along with Pancho in this week's Insane Game Show to determine if you would be at a Strip Club or a Daycare when you visit a business called, "Daddy's Rabbits" in Richmond, VA!

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Everybody's got something to say about the way the Ukrainian President got "taken to the woodshed" by President Trump & VP Vance. A Chinese college kid didn't want to say anything about who would find his sex doll...especially his roommate...so he set her on fire. Federal government workers had a LOT to say about their sexual fettishes & fantasies in a NSA chatroom. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is saying alot about the stupidity you're going to hear about this week!

In this episode...
* GONE VIRAL: Trump Kicks Ukraine's Zelensky Out Of White House After Oval Office Blow Up; * Dumbest TikTok Trend Yet—Dropping Heavier & Heavier Things on Your Foot; * Man Traumatized by Earthquakes Has Been Living in a Cave for 2 Years; * A Guy Started a Fire While Trying to Hide His Sex Doll from a Roommate; * Man Calls Off Wedding After Fiancée Electrocutes Him as Part of Pre-Marital 'Childbirth Pain Test'; * FL Man Arrested For “Odd” Behavior With Chucky Doll; * Couple Says They Were Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Flight; * TAX Dollars At Work: NSA Transgender Sex Chat Room Uncovered–Employees Caught Talking About Estrogen Injections, Getting “Zapped" In The Butt!

Pancho takes on the burning questions about whether it's "poor sportsmanship" to yell "MISS" at a 12-y/o's basketball game & giving your teenage daughter Ozempic! Play along with Pancho in our 'Insane Games" to figure out of if you're going to a Golf Course or a Rehab!

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Why spend money on a dog or a cat when you can have one custom-made with artificial intelligence? My Insane FL Nephew didn't make it to the 2025 FL Man Games...even though it was held down the road from his house, but I still do have the details! Suddenly, fashion models are sporting their "coin slots" in style! And it's CRACK-ing people up.

In this BONUS Midweek Episode...
Dumb Duo Tries to Use a Cannon to Blast Drugs Into a Prison; * Could Robot Pets Be the Future? Here's What the Experts Are Predicting; * Doctor Under Fire for Giving Pet Cat a CAT Scan at His Hospital; * He's Cut Off: Police Seeking Suspect Accused of Urinating All Over Bar; * FL Woman Accused of Stealing Electricity Sends Great Dane After Deputy; * Woman Sues Her High School Because She Can’t Read or Write; * A Drunk Driver Crashed in the Same Spot 2 Nights in a Row at 9:47 PM; * Man Calls 911—Says His Girlfriend Locked Him In a Storage Unit for a Week; * School Tries to Cover Huge 65 Ft. Phallic Symbol on Roof That's Visible From Space; * Looks Like Hooters Is Heading for Bankruptcy; * NJ Woman Accused Of Running Brothel, & Her Name Fits…; * City to Solve Homelessness with New Law Banning Sitting & Lying Down; * A Father Says His Daughter's Name Was Incorrectly Listed as "Unakite Thirteen Hotel"; * A Man Offers to Split a Winning Lotto Ticket...with the Thieves Who Bought It with His Stolen Credit Card; * Models Bare Plumber’s Cracks at Milan Fashion Week & Style Gurus Are Outraged; * PA Gambling Addict Lost a $57K Jackpot, Because He'd Previously Banned Himself from the Casino; * Soccer Game Cancelled After Player's Child Bites Referee's Testicle; * FL Woman Admits to Vandalizing Ex’s Vehicle...But She Got The Wrong Car*; ' * A Woman Was Caught Peeing on Quinoa at a Grocery Store . . . for Her OnlyFans Page; * (Another SCARY Flight)...Southwest Plane Nearly Collides With Private Jet at Chicago's Midway Airport; * FL Man Games 2025 Were a Huge Success Again.

More insane stupidity from the latest current event files & we pay tribute to the stupendous stupidity with our Genius Awards!

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There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.

In this episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court; * Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism; * Papa John's Has Bath Bombs So You Can Bathe in Their Garlic Sauce; * An IVF Clinic Messed Up, & a Woman Gave Birth to the Wrong Baby; * Trader Joe’s is Selling Fertilized Chicken Eggs; * Someone Had a Bad Morning Within 1 Minute: Their Alarm, a 911 Call, & Nudes to Friends; * Men Are Injecting Their Jawlines With Bone-Like Filler For Chiseled Faces; * Forget male Botox—Finance Bros LineUp For Penis & Scrotum Fillers.

Pancho answers your burning questions about whether Valentine's Day is just a "Hallmark Holiday" and do women like to be told they look better without makeup. Play along with Pancho & see if you can tell if this headline is fake news or Florida: "A Holiday man had his monkey taken away after the 2 of them were busted for driving a stolen car….."

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How many chickens do you need living in your HOA to make you feel safe? For one lady, 1 is one too many! An innovative deer hunter found himself fined for doing "double doody" on private property. A crazy ex-girlfriend really sucked at punking her ex-boyfriend's truck! Plus the weekly rundown of the Insane Week In Review & the weekly winners for our Genius Awards all in this Midweek BONUS Episode!

In this episode...
* Doctor Says His Patients Are Still Experiencing Extreme Trauma Over the 2024 Election; * FL Driver Passes FL Cop Going 129 Miles Per Hour; * Influencer's 'Gorgeous' Dress Goes Viral for All the Wrong Reasons: 'Period Nightmare'; * An Amazon Driver Ran Over a Pedestrian...& Then Drove Off; * New Trend? HP Added 15-Minute Minimum Wait Times for Telephone Support Calls...to Force People Online; * HOA Insists South Jersey Woman Ditch Emotional Support Chickens; * A Woman Stabbed Her Fiancé in the Neck During an Argument Over a Wedding Venue; * MI Man Drives to PA to Torch His Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend's House; * Oklahoma Teen Runaway Slept In Walmart TP Fort; * Shirtless FL Man Steals Patrol Car, Carjacks Woman in Wild Chase; * American Airlines Flight Delayed Over Wi-Fi Hotspot Named, 'There Is a Bomb on the Flight'; * Nathan's Famous Wants to Help You Boil Your Franks the '100% NY Way'; * A Deer Hunter Got Busted Hunting from a Camo-Covered Port-a-Potty; * A Congressman Wants to Rename Greenland "Red, White, & Blueland"; * Amazon Dropped Off A Package—at Mandy Moore's In-Law's Burned Down Home; * CA Wildfires Ruined Grapes...So Now They're Trying to Make "Smoky Wine" Popular; * Some People Are Afraid Of Snakes, Spiders. This Woman Has A Fear of Ketchup; * A Man Claiming He's 6-&-3 in Eluding the Cops Compliments Officers After a Chase; * Doctors Find 5 Contact Lenses Lost Behind Woman's Eyeball; * FL Man Pulls A Gun on Customer Waiting For Parking Space At Grocery Store; * A Woman Filled Her Ex's Gas Tank with "Pre-Sucked Skittles"!

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What would happen if a man's rocket blasted off in space? We do the math. If you like your fortune cookies with a bit more blue, you'd better make sure they are mailed to the right address. Forget taking a sick day...some companies are offering a sex day & the employees are picking this over a bonus check.

In this episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Woman Without Kids Posts, Then Deletes Rant About Parents Bringing Their Kids To Costco; * R-Rated Fortune Cookies Got Sent to the Wrong Restaurants; * Kayaker Describes Being Swallowed By Humpback Whale; * Company-Sanctioned 'Sex Days' Could Be Coming: Paid Time Off to Get Freaky 'Boosts Productivity' & Workplace Loyalty; * How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Paw 'Like a Cat’ on a Cop; * Man Wins Free Norwegian Cruise Vacation Catches the Flu Onboard & Gets Hit With $47,000 Bill; * Americans Strip Off for 11-Day Naked Cruise as 'Big Nude Boat' Sets Sail From Miami; * [TMI…??] Here's What Happens When Astronauts Ejaculate in Space!

We'll find out the answers to burning questions posed to my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, about dating a 30-y/o guy who lives with roommates & wether to date a much older person just for the "perks". In this week's Insane Game Show, would you know if an entertainer by the name of "Dale DaBone" is a Port Star or a Weatherman? Play along with Pancho & find out!

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Zoos in China must be resorting to anything to bring in visitors. I've got more stories of painted animals posing as exotic exhibits! Potties in Pittsburgh, PA are blowing up...and they're not at the local Mexican restaurants--they're at City Hall! If you want to live a healthy lifestyle, make sure your belly button is oiled well.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...
* An Exploding Toilet Landed a Guy in the Hospital; * Woman charged with harassment in UK's 1st 'cyber-farting' case; * IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN: Chinese Zoo Paints Chow Chow Dogs to Look Like Tigers; * Chinese Zoo Accused of Painting Donkeys Black & White to Look Like Zebras: 'Stripes Look a Mess'; * Teacher Charged for Kneeing 4-y/o Elementary Student; * Woman Arrested on Hit-&-Run Charge After Car Scrapes Tree Branch in Parking Lot; * FL Man Destroyed Multiple Mailboxes on a Riding Mower, Then Flips It; * Schools Are Banning Crocs, Claiming They Are a 'Safety Hazard'; * A Couple May Break Up...Over a Beer Run During the Super Bowl; * How DRUNK Do You Have To Be....To Break Into Bible Study Thinking It Was A Human Trafficking Operation; * Wellness Junkies Oiling Their Belly Buttons, Armpits for Better Sleep & Stress Relief; * FL Man 'Barking Like a Dog' for More Than an Hour at Auto Parts Store Arrested for Drugs; * A Pair of Idiots Got Caught with Drugs After Stopping to Ask Cops for Directions; * Shoplifters Ordered to Wash Cars Instead Of Serve Jail Time; * Plane Evacuated After Passenger's 'Stupid Comment'; * Man Blindsided as His Girlfriend 'Hijacks' His Birthday to Propose to Herself on His Behalf; * FL Woman Fires BB Gun at 2 Teens Riding Their Dirt Bikes; * A Carton of Eggs Is So Expensive That Stores Are Selling Egg "Loosies"; * There's a "Spreadable Coffee" That You Can Smear on Your Toast;

Stay up-to-date with all the stupid current events with the Insane Week In Review and celebrate the most supendous stupidity with this week's Genius Awards!

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Do you "email like a man? That could be problematic! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has been playing around with "Mrs. Pancho's" GenEmoji app on her phone & well..the results are pretty impressive. He also tells of a lawmaker who protested the election of Donald Trump by sterilizing herself. That'll show him.

In this episode...
* [A Piece Of My Mind] Women Are Trying to Sound More ‘Masculine’ When Emailing Co-Workers, But: ‘It is harmful’; * [UPDATE!] Toco, The Human Collie, Opens “Zoo” For Others Who Want To Dress Up Like A Dog; * A Husband's Affair Was Accidentally Outed, When His Fling's Old Navy Jeans Left Green Stains Everywhere; * Blind Man Gets License to Carry Permit to Make a Point About Gun Laws; * A Drunk Driver Didn't Know He Was Missing a Tire; * (It's Come To THIS)...MI State Rep Says She Sterilized Herself To Protest Trump; * Thief Using Homemade Barcode Ring to Scam Walmart Self-Checkout Tries to Ring Up $300 Grill For Price of Tomato Soup; * Shopper Left Covered in Feces & Sewage When Toilet Pipe Explodes in Store.

Pancho also answers your questions about when a best friend uses you for their manipulative behavior & whether a wife should return her husband's birthday gift.

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Ol' Joe Biden is now reppin' through a high-profile Hollywood Talent Agency! How long did you have to hold it in so you didn't miss a big play watching the "Big Game"? How far is too far when it comes to your mother-in-law's freedom to completely redecorate your house? More bizzare but true stories to get you through the week!

In this episode...
* Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year; * (Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend’s House; * Man Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Video of Him Using Baby to Clean Snow from Car; * Deputy Busted For Smuggling Drugs in Skittles Bags Onto Cruise Ship; * From Super Bowl Plays to Baby’s First Steps: Bathroom Anxiety Have Ruined Life’s Best Moments for 1 in 3 People; * Julian Edelman Recalls Peeing on the Sidelines as a Player: 'You Pull Your Pants Down'; * Lawyers Seeing More People Apply for Canadian Citizenship; * [Boundaries…] Woman's Mother-in-Law Gives Her Unauthorized Home Makeover; * 13% of Americans Say God Cares Who Wins the Super Bowl; * A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 to Uber There"; * Heaviest FL Panther Ever Caught Found Relaxing in a Tree; * Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency; * This HBO Show Wants Your Crazy FL Man Stories; * FL Man-Wearing A Dalmatian Onesie-Outruns Troopers, Tasers, & K9's; * Bride Plans to Give Groomsmen Water Guns Filled with Red Wine to Soak Sister If She Wears White Dress at Her Wedding; * NY Judge Tried to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Saying He Believed "All Defendants Are Guilty"; * FL Man Who Was Arrested for Arson in a Forest Said He Was Doing a "Controlled Burn"; * Swim Teacher Banned From Profession After Swigging Wine From the Bottle Before Lesson, Falling in Pool; * Pilot Stopped Teen Who Entered an Airport with Guns, Demanding a Plane!

All the latest current events with the stupid spin & our geniuses who get the awards for the greatest stupidity!

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Should the Immigration Service start playing Calliope music to draw illegals to an ICE Cream truck? It might work! Do you have a $2 bill on you? You could be branded as a counterfeiter! A new stupid TikTok prank could get you arrested for felony kidnapping. And have you ever thought about the penis of the future? Neither has my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero!

In this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?"; * A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million; * Young [& Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bills Thinking They're Counterfeit; * La Migra? Las Vegas Ice-Cream Truck Mistaken For ICE Vehicle as Deportation Raids Unfold; * A Drunk Driver In WI Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer; * Man Launches 'Villain for Hire' Service That Lets Clients Pose as Heroes; * Chinese Homeowner Who Refused to Relocate Now Lives in Middle of Motorway; * Experts Predict What the 'Penis of the Future' Could Look & Feel Like!

Play along with Pancho with the Insane Game Show & see if you can figure out if the business called "Show and Tel" in Philadelphia, PA is a Strip Club or a Daycare!

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Social media stupidity is the best source for this Midweek BONUS Episode with plenty of examples why TikTok should be restricted from the USA. It's causing spontaneous eruptions of stupidity! When is a bologna sandwich a felonious weapon? When it's used in Florida. More examples of Gen Z stupidity when it comes to filing taxes. And of course the latest rundown of the current events with the Insane Week In Review and the "Hall of Fame" for stupidity in the weekly Genius Awards...

In this episode:
* FL Elementary School Principal Throws a Kegger for Her Students; * A Connecticut 12-y/o Gets Shot After Throwing Snowball at Car; * Mom Unplugs Baby's NICU Monitor to Get Nurses' Attention for a TURKEY SANDWICH; * Jacksonville, FL Cop Accidentally Shoots Driver with His Own Gun; * There Was a Gunfight at Wendy's Over "Cold Fries"...& Someone Was Shot in the Butt; * TikToker Charged After Filming Himself Spraying Pesticides on Meat, Produce in Walmart; * A Woman's Lunch Wrap Came with a Knife Inside; * TikToker Blames 'Office Air' for People Not Looking Their Best at Work; * (SICKO!) Healthcare Worker Arrested After Allegedly Twerking on Head of Person with Disabilities, Posting Video to TikTok; * FL Ex-Con Arrested For Bologna Battery; * Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday? * Police Cadet Disarmed a 5-y/o with LOADED Gun While Serving Subpoena; * Nearly 1 in 5 Gen Zers Believe They Can Write Off Literally Anything as a Business Expense; * PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil...with a "Weather Reveal" Cake; * A Whale Fart Almost Started World War III; * PERVY Priest Busted For....Flossing His Teeth With Teen Girl’s Hair–& Growling at Her; * A Thief Broke Into a House...& Stole a Toilet; * 554-Pound Rapper Sues Lyft After Driver Refuses Her Ride Due to Her Size; * Twix Offered You a Chance at 2 Gold Bars...If You Didn't Watch Super Bowl Commercials.

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Gales of hysteric laugh will waft from your podcast player during this Weekend Episode as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" struggles to tell you about what happens when you fall down drunk with your pants down & your pecker freezes to the ice. It gets worse as he completely loses it as he tells a TOUCHING story about father/son bonding...but not in a way you would ever expect. And I'll give you some advice on keeping sacred things out of the reach of climbing toddlers, or you could lose a loved one!

In this episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] A Teen Upset About the TikTok Ban Set Fire to His Congressman's Office * Everything’s ‘Toxic’ Now, Even Being TOO Happy; * Man Orders $40 Drill Set–Receives Printed Photo of the Drill; * FL Man’s Body Turns Orange–Leaks Cholesterol–After Eating Cheese, Meat, & Full Sticks of Butter; * Toddlers Played With Dead Grandpa's Ashes—& May Have Eaten Them; * Man's Willy Freezes to Icy Sidewalk After a Drunken Fight Outside Bar; * Mississippi Politician Files “Contraception Begins At Erection” Act; * DEMENTED DAD: Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Slammed for 'Gross' Post Tracking Son's Erection Data!

Pancho will also answer questions about a roommate’s boyfriend who's been talking in his sleep & may have confessed to cheating & should a woman "follow her heart" & marry a man who's been divorced 4 times? Could she see anything coming?

Test your stupidity skills against "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & play "Steakhouse of Gay Bar"! If you went to a business in Portland, OR called "G-Love", what kind of meat would you find?

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This Midweek BONUS Episode might hit a nerve if you've had "buyer's remorse", except this is a permanent reminder of your stupidity. The latest current events headlines featuring Donald Trump's 1st week as President...again. And a real "genius" in stupidity who has a real BEEF about prime rib! In this episode...
* Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the Job * FL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword To Stab & Kill Her Husband * 12-y/o Michigan Boy Drives Nearly 100 Miles in Stolen SUV * Massive New Bug Species Found, Named After Darth Vader * Daycare Worker Fired After Putting 4-y/o in Trash Can For Refusing To Nap * Funding For Startup To Bring Back Woolly Mammoth & The Dodo Bird * Wife Makes Husband Pay Her a Monthly $206 ‘Woman Tax’–Because Females ‘Have a Harder Time’ * Southwest Airlines Pilot Arrested Moments Before Takeoff for Showing Up Intoxicated * AI Photos of Brad Pitt Scammed a French Woman Out of $850,000 * Just 46% of Employees Know What Is Expected of Them at Work * A Pizza Place Is Charging Over $100 if You Add Pineapple * Another Idiot Was Caught with Drugs in a Bag Labeled "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs" * Just 1 in 3 People Feel Comfortable Pooping in Front of Their Partner * A Monkey Jumped Into a Starbucks Drive-Thru, & Assaulted a Barista * Mother Of Iconic “Side-Eye Meme Girl” Opens Up About Regrets Over Daughter’s Fame * Woman Receives “RIP TikTok” Tattoo As App Comes Back Online * Southerners Dealing with a Historic Once-in-a-Lifetime Snowstorm * Scottish Haggis May Be Coming To The United States * The 100 Worst Rated Foods in the World * PA Woman Handcuffs Son to Oil Tank as Punishment for Eating Too Many Hot Dogs * Doctor Shares Shocking X-ray Of Person Filled With Tapeworm Eggs * Coors Light Releasing New “Chill Face Roller” to Keep You Totally Chill * Pizza-Flavored Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists

Get up to date wtih the "Insane Week In Review" & Meet this week's "Genius Award" winners!

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In this episode...
Pancho & I can't keep from bustin' on Gen Z because of their stupid work ethics & philosophy! I've got to give a piece of my mind to you about the Nutrition Police that's possibly coming to your neighborhood grocer! And why does my Insane FL Nephew love coconut water so much? Ugh! Here's some of the stupidity we're serving up this weekend...
* Gen Z Would Rather Text a Coworker, Even While Sitting Next to Them * Gen Z Carry Stuffed Animals Around–They Don’t Care If It’s ‘Dumb’ * Pizza Hut China Releases Pizza Topped With Fried Whole Bullfrog * Progresso Sells Chicken Noodle Soup Cough Drops * Soccer Club Fires Falcon Handler for Posting Photos of His Penis Implant * Woman Zips 2-Yy/o in Suitcase 'to Keep Him Warm' & Brings Him On a Bus * Doctor Performs Vasectomy on Himself, Shares Video on Social Media

Pancho answers YOUR questions:
* Is Good “Customer Service” Worth A Tip? * Is It Tesla’s Fault I Got Into A Fender-Bender?

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In this Midweek BONUS Episode....
* FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on Pizza * Woman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab * Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone & Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold * A Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot Pockets * Mel Gibson: Pope & the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Counterfeit Parallel Church * Walmart Changes Logo for 1st Time in 20 Years & Shoppers Have Thoughts: 'Someone * Paid for This?' * Wild Coyote Yanked From Refrigerated Section of Chicago ALDI * A Worker Got Their Nose Ring Caught in an Office Chair...Leading to a Wild Rescue * Stupid People Are Taking Selfies in Front of the LA Wildfires

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In This Episode:
* Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown * ‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivity * PA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One

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In This Episode:
* FL Man Claims Alien Abduction During Alleged Nude Carjacking; * Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu; * A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus & Malcolm Young!

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In This Episode:
* [A Piece Of My Mind] ]Vacationing In The State Of...CANADA? * Mom Mistakes Nail Glue for Eyedrops–Endures 2 Months of '' * 19-y/o Woman's Bust Zooms To A GGG-Cup After Pfizer Covid Vaccine.

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In This Episode...
* FL Woman BITES Her Brother For Praying To Jesus Inside Her House; * Memphis Restaurant Has Been Frying Burgers in the Same Grease for Over 100 Years; * Middle School Teacher Bans Kids from Saying "Ohio" and "Skibidi Toilet".

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in this Episode...
* [A Piece of My Mind] Psychic Predicts Alien Contact In 2025; * Russian Entrepreneurs Sell 'Snowman Arms' Online; * Skincare Addicts are Slathering Their Faces in Beef Fat For Glowing Skin; * A Man Gets A "Stiffy" For All The Wrong Reasons!

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In This Episode...
* [A Piece Of My Mind]-Americans Spend 110 Hours Looking For Something To Watch; * Americans Are ‘Over’ Christmas Traditions; * Mom Shocked to See Man Who Broke Into Her Home 15 Years Ago at School Orientation With His Own Child; * We're Getting More Stupid: IQ Declines In 4 Out of 5 Key Areas

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Is a passenger on a delayed airline a victim of theft or just an exploiter of viral videos? You decide. When dining in a Mexican restaurant with a jukebox, you'd better be sure you pick the right song, especially if you aren't a Mexican. If an "Arkansas Credit Card" is really a siphoning hose used to suck gas from another vehicle, what is an "Arkansas Adoption"? It will probably involve beer & go down in a campground. It's midweek madness, packed with stupidity!

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One would think that living in China, a zoo would be stupid to try & dupe the locals into thinking painted chow-chows were pandas. You would be wrong. It looks like I'm going to be around a lot longer than I thought. I'll let you know when I'm going to die with the results from new data in the Death Clock. A Syrian man thought he had a head cold...but turns out his HEAD was letting his brain ooze out through his nose.

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Some people really get into fantasy sports but not as much as this one dude who instantly became an international terrorist. If you've gone looking for treasure in a dumpster, you know you could find almost anything--but what about an SUV? it's the fall season & the apples are ready for picking. And some folks are picking up on an Internet craze, searching for Saskatchewan purple apples...that don't exist. Another midweek of stupidity to get you to the weekend!

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ChatGPT is creating havoc for educators over students who use it to write school papers, but what about using it to break up with your significant other? A woman in China is convinced her daughter got pregnant due to wearing underwear made by a company that was bought from an online retailer. A Thai man got a surprise as he sat on the loo. When he stood up, he had TWO snakes hanging off him.

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Of all the crappy wedding engagement stories is the one where the dog swallows the diamond engagement ring and the fiancee finds it in the poo. A welcome back to school assembly went Las Vegas wild when the principal gave a lap dance to the school mascot. There was a lot of squawking going on in a New York City condo because a woman needed 3 emotional support parrots.

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Summer fun almost always includes playing in the pool--that's also used for when kids have to go. A woman from the UK had to go to Turkey for breast augmentation but was horrified when she discovered a nipple malfunction. A female biologist may have found a way to "grow a pair" for men who don't have the balls to reproduce.

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There are many ways to protest a sporting event but the Norse have the most creative for their soccer team. A July 4th finger fiasco ends with a touching reunion. When you ask for a Burger King Kid's Meal without ketchup, you don't expect it to be substituted with another horrifying red substance. And there's plenty of stupid current events & our Genius Awards to present for this Midweek BONUS Episode!

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If you're looking to check out of this world early, then Switzerland will get you on your way in a purple pod. If you're looking to fly the friendly skies, your butt may set off an alarm at the airport. If you're looking to turn your kids into little hellions, try some gentle parenting...but don't expect to see the rest of your family very much.

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"The Star Spangled Banner" is tough to sing sober, so if you're drunk, then don't. Ingrid Andress didn't get that message. On a plane but need a drink? Pass on the airline coffee & the airline ice cube & suck on your coconuts...& get your mind out of the gutter. The only way to get squeaky-clean is using your own belly fat for home made soap.

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Florida Man & Crocodile Dundee have a few things in common. Like using a reptile with sharp teeth to open their beer cans. Fireworks & stupidity do not mix & it's always evident on Independence Day in the USA. If you want to spice up your fun in the bedroom, using hair removal cream is not a good first move, even if your partner thinks it is.

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Apple Watches have many functions but I'll bet you never thought of using one to assault your significant other. Philadelphia, PA is the City of Brotherly Love...and the Broad St. Market, who is looking for a new name for it's tent. You should know better than to believe everything your see on TikTok. Nevertheless, people are scrambling their pancakes anyway.

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Girls just wanna get tall...so they're having their femurs broken & getting extendable nails inserted into their legs. A man found more than one snake in his boxer shorts as he slept. Some Chinese find patting sheep butts very relaxing...and the sheep love it, too. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is back for more stupidity!

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In this bonus episode, porch pirates are fighting over the loot. Another TikTok craze that involves mixing green onions in your latte. Also more shenanigans with COVID Relief money going toward a woman's Brazilian Butt Lift procedure. This along with the latest current event stupidity & our Genius Awards!

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This week there's only one episode since my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is in PA visiting! So you're getting some bonus material on the Weekend Episode. And there's no shortage in stupidity. Next week, Pancho will be back & we'll have a BONUS round of the Insane Game Show! In the meantime, eat more cheese & live a long life!

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We are "Pancho-less" this week as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has bronchitis (how is this possible living in FL?). So, this is an abridged episode, sans the Insane Game Show. We'll have a double-dose in July when Pancho returns! But just because Pancho isn't here doesn't mean we're lacking in stupidity...

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Teaching 2nd graders can be really challenging...it drove one teacher to drink--in class. A restaurant diner brings his blow-up doll on a date because he lost a bet. With Father's Day having come, we spotlight one dad who just fathered his 165th child, but he is looking to retire soon. Plus, hear about a new book about butts.

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Now some businesses are trying to convince you that if you spend more, you'll save more. You're most vulnerable when you're sitting on the commode in a public restroom stall, so imagine being in that situation when mice start raining down on your lap. One man, enjoying dinner at a restaurant, simultaneously coughed & sneezed, causing his bowels to blow out of his abdominal surgical wound!

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If you don't want to give up your name when you get caught by the cops, using "Mr. Monopoly" might not work as an alternative, especially if you don't have your "Get Out Of Jail FREE" card. If you have an over abundance of dino , just start a museum & folks will flock to visit! Police had a drive-thru perp who literally drove through the police station, while naked, & then threw rubber snakes everywhere. There's 20+ more stupid stories just like this to get you through your week.

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Bear Grills baptizes Russell Brand, who has "seen the Light". What do we make of another sudden celebrity salvation? Take him at his word? Blow him off? Or do we "wait & see"? Pranking your siblings can be fun until you feed him your granny's ashes in a spaghetti dinner. Watching a soccer game can be fun until the sports announcers get down & dirty over the public address system talking about soccer moms on a hot mic.

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Firefighters are supposed to fight fires--not EACH OTHER. Microplastics are everywhere-including your "family jewels"! If you think you'll pay $6,000 for a plane trip only when dogs fly, get ready to pony up! BarkAir is here! And so is more mid-week stupidity!

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If only your mail could get delivered as fast as this Postal Worker was going in her mail truck. One delivery driver dropped a dildo out of a package as he handed it to the customer. And a instead of the cop taking a bite out of crime, you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", that it was the crime literally taking a BITE out of the cop! And you have a mouthful of stupidity in this week's episode...

Woman Who 'Identifies as Cat' Upstages Bride's Wedding by Crawling Behind Altar;
A Billionaire Tried to Buy an Instagram Handle, and It Didn't Go Well;
A Guy Threatened to Kill His Surgeon for Giving Him "Near-Constant Diarrhea";
Father/Daughter Held at Police Gunpoint After Typo Causes Wrongful Traffic Stop;
SUV-Sized Radio Flyer Red Wagon Up For Auction;
A Man Attacked a Subway Sandwich Artist for Not Including Enough Ham;
A Restaurant Saw a Forgotten Credit Card, Posted Photos Online, & People Charged $2,000 on It;
Someone Decided To Link NYC & Dublin Via Live Video...Cue The Lewd Displays;
Porch Pirates Are Stealing Packages Out of Homeowners' Hands;
A MI Woman Spent a Year Living Inside a Grocery Store...Sign;
FL Man, In His Underwear, Arrested for Joyriding & Crashing Stolen $100,000 Boat;
JERK of a Guy Accused of Tipping Over Portable Toilet, Trapping Woman & Child Inside;
SENIOR PRANK: Students Hired Bagpiper to Follow High School Principal Around;
GA Man Rides Lawn Mower on Highway While Drinking Beer–Gets A DUI;
Tourists Arrested For Fighting Over Disney World Tickets & a Golf Cart;
(Senior Prank) High School T-P’ed, Plastic-Wrapped & Spray-Painted;
Dirty Tricks: 3 “Bob Fergusons” Filed to Run for Governor of Washington;
Man Paints Fence To Look Like Boat In Malicious Compliance.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – Reimbursing For A Wedding Gift After The Marriage Is Annulled?" & “My Teen Daughter Hates My New Boyfriend!"

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S5E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

In the effort to curb violence, they're now making knives without blades. Too shy to go on a first date? Let your AVATAR date for you! Want to jump like LeBron James? Eat like a monkey with "Monkey Premium Cereal"! Can it get more stupid than this? Well...

The Boy Scouts of America Is Changing Its Name
Cat Owner Fumes After Neighbor Sends Note Asking to 'Keep Her Cats Out of the Window';
Marathon Winner Disqualified For Accepting Water From His DAD During Race;
FedEx Fires Employee After Dana White Catches Him Tossing Packages Into Delivery Truck;
Naked IL Man Arrested After High Speed Chase & Biting Officer's Finger;
They Figured Out How To Connect SELFIES To 'Income Inequality';
Who Are the “Pineapples” Buying This $400 Pineapple?

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Would you like to be out in the middle of the ocean on a boat full of naked people? Would you like to be wearing a tummy tat with a very naughty naked woman positioned strategically around your navel? Would you want your husband to breastfeed? Would you believe the sheer stupidity you'll be hearing in this week's episode?? It's almost too stupid for my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", who has to tell you about some of them...

People Are Getting Scammed Into Buying Seeds of Non-Existent Cat-Face Flowers Generated by AI;
Someone Took a Bite Out of a Package of Bacon at a Grocery Store;
Teenage Pizza Delivery Driver Shot at for Pulling Into Wrong Driveway;
CDC Says 3 Women Diagnosed With HIV After Vampire Facial;
IQ Scores Decline in the US–How Stupid is Your State?
OH Parent in a Bigfoot Costume Forced a School into Lockdown;
In Case You Didn't Know, Roads and Bridges Are Now 'Racist';
Dentist Drove a Dental Implant All the Way into a Guy's Brain;
Have You Heard the "Man or Bear" Question That's Going Super-Viral?
Viral Trends: Is Ordering Dr. Pepper with Pickles Inside a Thing?
People Online Are Eating Whole Lemons, Peel and All;
Brace Yourself: Audio Emojis Are Coming to Phone Calls;
Japanese Rice Balls Rolled in Cute Girls' Armpits Are 10X More Expensive Than Regular Ones;
Snoop Dogg Is Getting His Own College Football Game;
A Thief Had an Elaborate Scheme to Steal & Then Return Stuffed Animals for Cash;
NY Gov. Says Black Kids in the Bronx Don’t Know What the Word ‘Computer’ Means;
FL HOA President Pulls A Gun on Kids Fishing on Property;
Woman Pranks a Guy Who Sent Her an Unsolicited Groin Pic.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – My Girlfriend Is Making Me Sick–LITERALLY!" & “Help! – Is Your Children’s Mental Health As Important As Physical Health?"

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S5E67 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you're looking for instant fame, grab an orange ski mask & the biggest tub of cheese balls you can find. A Mother's Day tribute to all the moms who brawl at the "Happiest Place On Earth". A Pennsylvania Priest who was "powering up"..but not with the Holy Spirit. Take your stupidity to the next level with some of these...

Patrick Mahomes Embraces His 'Dad Bod' in T-Shirts Made in Collaboration With Coors Light;
“AI Priest” Defrocked After Taking Confession & Saying Babies Could Be Baptized in Gatorade;
Progressive Drops Thousands of FL Homeowners 1 Month before Hurricane Season;
Thief Makes Off With More Than $1K–in Deodorant;
Woman Tries Smuggling Meth Into Jail Using 'Private' Hiding Spot;
When FL Siblings Attack: With Fried Chicken;
FL Woman Breaks Into Ex-Husband's Home–Tries to Stab Him in His Sleep.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Back in the day, it was chic to buy expensive ripped jeans but now you can be trendy with "pee stained" jeans. Forget the chimichangas, if you want real Mexican food, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it's gotta be rat broth. Guys, if you're worried about getting prostate cancer, you could be in "good hands". You'll be in disbelief after this week's stupid episode, too...

The Cicadas Are so Loud, People Are Calling 911;
Seriously? Sour Patch Kids Oreos;
A Road Rager Threw Spaghetti at a Pregnant Woman;
Life TIP: Vise Grips Are Not a Steering Wheel;
Biden Reads 'Pause' Instruction Off Teleprompter in Speech to Union Members;
Teen Girls Vandalizes Fleet of Pink Cars–Were Caught Twerking on the Hoods;
Hero Neighbor Saves Friend by Driving Over 11-Ft. Alligator That Was Dragging Him Into a Pond;
FL Car Thief Returns Stolen Ashes of Owner's Mom–Keeps Custom Vehicle;
Perrier Had to Scrap Some Bottles...That Were Contaminated with Poo;
WY Girl Scout Gets Fined $400 for Selling Cookies in Her Family’s Driveway;
$29K 'Casket on Wheels' Is Actually a Street-Legal Vehicle;
A Man in Pennsylvania Got a Tax Bill...for $34 Billion;
The NY D.A. Refuses to Pull Over for Police Because She ‘Didn’t Feel Like Stopping’;
UT Couple Reunites with Their Cat–After They Accidentally Shipped It to Amazon;
UT Woman Charged With Sexual Battery For Yanking Down 19-y/o Girl's Skirt in Restaurant to Cover Her Cheeks;
Woman Goes On Epic Rant At LAX Before Realizing She Was At The Wrong Terminal;
Woman Hospitalized After Drinking Buggy Coffee;
Rapist Who Impregnated 14-y/o Girl to Lose His Testicles As Part of His Sentence.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – Does My Dog Know Something About My New Boyfriend?" & “Help! – Our Long Lost Dog Was Found…With New Owners"

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S5E65 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's the cheesiest idea yet for all the paranoid food freaks out there. FL gator grabber grapples an 8-ft. reptile with his bare feet while taking a break from an ice hockey game. A DoorDash driver refusing to deliver to a nudist faces a penalty for pulling out from her order. And this Bonus episode will deliver a hefty dose of stupidity to get you through the week...

A Woman Accidentally Slapped a Photo of Miley Cyrus on Her Resumé;
(Young, Stupid) FL Teen Shined Laser Pointer At Police Helicopter Because He Was Bored;
A Man Pulled a Gun on a Fast-Food Worker, Who Refused to Accept Drugs as Payment;
You Can Now Buy Your Own Flamethrowing Robot Dog for $10,000;
A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend in the Butt with a Fork;
CA Man Arrested for Grilling in Shopping Cart, Using Sword as Skewer;
Man With Britain's Largest Penis Reveals the 'Downsides'.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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High schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of that type of stupidity this week...

End of an Era: Reclining Airplane Seats Are Being Phased Out;
A Man Could Get 7 Years in Prison...for a Tirade Over a Pumpkin Donut;
Elephant Roams Montana Streets After Escaping Circus;
Drunk Priest Completely Ruins Couple's Wedding With 'Unforgettable' Ceremony;
Memphis Man Tries to Rob Store With a 5-Ft. Snake;
A Person Pretending to Be Aaron Rodgers Conned a Gullible Woman in OH;
(It's Come To THIS)....Group Snatches Bear Cubs Out of Tree Just to Take Selfies With Them;
A 16-y/o Student Suspended For Using "Illegal Alien" On An Assignment;
Oops! Tim Hortons Told Thousands of People They Won a $40,000 Boat;
Squirrel Named 'Furry Boi' Elected to UC Berkeley Student Government;
Louisiana Woman Arrested for Breaking Into Home Seeking Threesome;
A Man Broke a World Record by Ordering a Drink at 120 Bars in 24 Hours;
Jason Kelce Is Strongly Against Underwear: It's 'Problematic to the Freedom My Boys Like to Enjoy';
These Florida Monkeys Could Give You Herpes;
PA Middle Schooler Accused of Attacking Fellow Student with Stanley Cup at School;
(Priorities)...FL Man Didn't Want to Waste a Drop of Beer While Being Held At Gunpoint;
Man Suffers Shocking Double Penis Fracture From Rolling While Sleeping;
Court Fines Man $44 for Claiming a Stranger's Handshake 'Shrunk His Penis'.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions like, “Help! – A Customer Over-Tipped Me & Now Wants His Money Back" & “Help! – My Server Snatched The Cash I Put On The Table & Called It His Tip?"

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S5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidity to make it through the week...

A High School Student Was Arrested for Impersonating His Principal in a Stunt;
Married Teacher Caught Naked in Car With 17-y/o Student—Who Makes a Run For It In His Skivvies;
Happiness Hack: Try Hugging Yourself for 20 Seconds a Day;
A Man Is Being Harassed...with Endless Pizza;
NH Man Runs Out Of Gas, Fires Gun To Get Someone's Attention;
Walmart Customer SLAMS the Store’s Bakery over Disastrous Frosting Fail;
FL Firefighter Union President Asks Police "Do You Know Who I Am?" When They Found Him Urinating In Public.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o woman's Toyota Avalon. You'll fall in love with the stupidity you're going to encounter this week...

A Library Made a Little Goof...Giving Out Counterfeit Eclipse Glasses;
Alligator Crawls Into FL Home & Settles in Front of Refrigerator;
McDonald's Is Debuting the First-Ever Scented Billboards;
OK Woman Claims She Received Stolen Jeep As a Birthday Tip From a Waffle House Customer;
Mexican News Station Accidentally Shows Testicles Instead of Solar Eclipse;
FL Man in a Car Chase Tried to "Thelma & Louise" It Off a Cliff but Survived;
55% of Americans Trust Google More Than Their Education;
Man Asks Doctor to Remove 2 Healthy Fingers From His Hand Because They Traumatized Him;
How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Forget Your ABC's Because Your Learned It 'So Many Years Ago';
30% of Men Have Used Their Phone While Peeing at a Urinal;
A Woman Got a Speeding Ticket While Her Van Was on a Tow Truck;
Taking a "Fart Walk" After Dinner Could Be Good for Your Health;
And The Bride Grabs A Stray...Jacksonville Newlywed Makes Grand Exit From Wedding But Grabs The Wrong Man;
Motorcyclist Taunts Police, Leads Chase, Gets Arrested When He Runs Out Of Gas;
Woman Horrified After Receiving 'Thinking of You' Letter With Bag of ToeNail Clippings in the Mail;
Man Gets Sim Card Removal Tool Stuck Inside His 'Tool';
A Burglar Left a "Large Bowel Movement" in Someone's Toilet;
An Airline Passenger Claims They Were Extorted for a "Tip" at a Check-In Counter.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is My Jealous Boyfriend A Bad Sign?" & “Help! – Is Alcohol A 'Truth Serum'?"

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S5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity...

KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death;
Naked Defendant Appears in Court After Support Cat Goes Missing During Traffic Stop;
Woman Who Married Herself at $3.7K Wedding Ceremony Is Now 'Cheating' on Herself;
FL Woman Shoots Interstate Drivers, Says God Told Her to Because of the Eclipse;
FL Bus Driver Fired After Stopping Bus Full of Students on Train Tracks as Freight Train Approached;
Drunk FL Man Found Naked Sitting in Garbage Can;
A 13-y/o Destroys $500,000 Lamborghini After Conning Seller Into Thinking They Were Old Enough to Drive.

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Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer....

A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom;
Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Fart Moment;
A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in the Air...to Celebrate a Divorce;
Is Your Car Your Baby? 51% Say Their Vehicle Is A Family Member;
Couple With 3 Kids Discover After 10 Years of Marriage…They're Cousins;
A Guy Named Batman Was Arrested for DUI;
A Man Pulled a Gun Because Burger King Was Running a Deal;
Woman's Dying Wish...Have the Grim Reaper Show Up at Her Funeral;
NY Inmates Sue to Watch The Solar Eclipse;
Woman Goes Nuts as She's Dragged Off Spirit Airlines Flight in Cartoonish Meltdown;
A Porch Pirate Was Caught Stealing a Package...Dressed as a Trash Bag;
Toast Is Healthier Than Bread–So Says A Doctor In The UK;
Most of the Elite Are Okay With Cheating to Win Elections;
PA Guy Was Getting a Vasectomy When the East Coast Earthquake Hit;
Hikers Protest New 'Beetlejuice'-Like Sculptures In An AR State Park;
Arkansas Mom Allegedly Made 7-y/o Son Walk 8 Miles To School;
PA Man Steals $200 In A Swear Jar From Minor League Baseball Team;
A "Toilet Rat" Landed a Man in Intensive Care.

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S5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awaiting you for your mid-week recharge of stupidity...

Gen Z Prefers "Digital First Dates";
A Walmart Thief Says She Was Playing a Game Called "21," Where You Dump Stolen Stuff in a Random Car;
Dogs Cause $3K in Damage Trying to Reach Cat Inside Car;
Sex Toy Company Offering Free Anal Vibrators at Next Chess World Championship;
AI App Detects Penis Health Problems With a Single Penis Pic;
Velveeta Just Launched a New Hair Dye—& No, It's Not a Prank.

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Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to everyone--

Lego Asks CA Police to Stop Using Its Faces on Mug Shots;
A Hunter Called the Cops to Ask if He Could Shoot Sasquatch;
A Guy Bragged to Cops That He Drove 170 Miles-Per-Hour;
7-Eleven Is Selling Hot Dog-Flavored Sparkling Water;
Guy Hijacked a Frontloader, Gets Flipped By Another Frontloader;
SunChips Debuts an Eclipse-Inspired Bag of Chips With 2 Flavors in It;
Abandoned Airport Transforms Into Huge Nightclub With Epic Raves & DJ Nights;
A Guy Left His Fiancée's Wedding Dress on Top of His Car & Drove Off;
OH Teacher Resigns After District Finds Her OnlyFans, Fansly Accounts;
Reddit's 'Funniest Sex Stories' Are a Riot;
Woman Dumbfounded After Plumber Boyfriend Steals Her Toilet After Breakup;
A Runaway Sawblade Almost Sliced a Guy in Half;
Police Chase A 9-y/o Boy Trying to Drive Himself to School, Then Crashes Into Cop Car;
Just 2 Back-to-Back Nights of Bad Sleep Makes You Feel 4 Years Older;
A Walgreens Thief Was Chased Down...By Cops on Horses;
Get Paid If It Rains On Your Vacay! Weather App Offers Travelers Up to $10K If Forecast Spoils Your Fun;
(How STUPID Are We?)...Oakland Airport Proposes To Change Its Name To San Francisco, Because Americans Don’t Know Geography;
American Airlines Passenger Berated Cops, Mocked Their Junk Size, & Then Wet Herself.

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Forget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show...

12-y/o Gets Hangover After Being Served Alcohol at Outback Steakhouse;
FL Mom Arrested After Gun Found in Her Toddler's Lunch Box at Daycare;
A Man Named "Literally Anybody Else" Is Running for President;
Vermont State University Offering Weird Al Yankovic Music Class;
Adult Content Creator Reveals His Horrifying Sex Accident;
A Prank War at Work Resulted in a Ridiculous Mac ’n’ Cheese Billboard;
Jacksonville, FL Women Are Attempting a 500-Mile Journey in Toy Cars;
PA School Assigned 5th Graders Homework Where They Pretended to Be White Slave Masters;
Live Eel Removed from Man's Abdomen in Bizarre Medical Emergency;
SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street;
(Ruh-Roh!) Jacksonville, FL Dog Digs Up Torpedo-Shaped Military Device;
A Real Estate Agent Was Showing a House, & Accidentally Burned It Down;
Man in Love with AI Chatbot: 'She Understands Me in Ways Humans Don't';
An Impaired Driver Crashed into a "Report Impaired Drivers" Sign;
Woman Accidentally Broadcasts Herself Showering During a Zoom Funeral;
In Love with a Coworker? It Might Just Be "Office Goggles";
3 'Little Rascals'—One as Young as 11—Arrested for Houston-Area Wells Fargo Bank Heist;
Man With 1” Pecker Opens Up About Life With a Micropenis.

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S5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week...

GA Mom Instructs Her 7-y/o Daughter To Steal Purse From Restaurant;
Man Spontaneously Tells Police Where a Corpse Is Found During Traffic Stop;
(Priorities)...Parents Passed Out Drunk on Beach Vacation While Their Kids Wandered Away;
Nutmeg: It's What Kids Are Sniffing To Get High;
Stupid Criminal: A Mover Stole a Couple's Sex Dominoes;
FL Man Intentionally Crashes Into a "Zero Tolerance, Drugs & Alcohol" Sign;
A Dad Called the Cops Because His Son Had Too Much Homework.

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Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eggs at the White House. Need any more stupid ideas? You've found the right place to pick up all you need...

McDonald's Isn't Selling French Fry Perfume...Yet;
ROAD RAGE!...Street Fighting In Middle of Expressway;
Your Car Is Tattling on You: Major Automakers Share Driving Data with Insurance Giants;
Drunk Driver Didn't Know the Difference Between "Blowing" & "Sucking" During a Breathalyzer Test;
How Drunk Do You Have To Be...To Steal A School Bus;
Frontier Airlines Now Lets You Pay to Guarantee an Empty Middle Seat;
A Guy Got High, & Then Became a Vigilante-Crashing Into Bad Drivers;
Woman Who Identifies as a Dog Likes to Sleep in a Crate, Has Handlers;
Hilarious License Plate Appears to Spell 'A*hole Upside Down;
A Man Had 100 Pounds of Sliced Bread Dumped on His Property;
Toronto Police Suggest Leaving Your Car Keys at the Front Door, So You Won't Be Attacked by Home Invaders;
Man Tries To Bring His “Service Duck” Into TN Buc-ee's Store;
An Angerball Was Arrested for Shooting at Ding-Dong-Ditching Teenagers;
35,000 Pounds of Sausage Got Recalled Because It's Full of Rubber;
Overnight Camping at Cali. Beach Banned Thanks to Excess of 'Human Waste';
A Guy's Migraine Turned Out to Be a Tapeworm in His Head;
Western NY Man Vows to Regain 750-lb., 11-Ft. Gator Removed From Home;
Thai Man Rushed to Hospital After Squeezing Himself Into 11 Penis Rings.

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S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a sexy as French women by just letting your pit hair grow.... And there's more stupidity growing in this episode:

Masturbating Man Interrupts Forum on Jail Renovation;
A Guy with Stolen Stuff...Broke Into Prison;
Hundreds of Rolls of Toilet Paper Litter Highway After Boxes Fall Off Truck;
Welch Locals Baffled Over A 10-Ft. Mysterious Metal Monolith on A Hill;
Dumbing Down of America? People Struggle to Differentiate Facts From Political Opinions;
A 12-y/o Runaway Found After Spending Night Alone Inside OH Target;
Rich Guy, No Class: $4.5 million Lamborghini Yacht Owner Whips Out His Man Parts–Threatens to Kill Marina Staff.

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When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much excitement. All this stupidity will provide you with enough excitement for one weekend...

A Man Tries to Steal a Self-Driving Car;
(Visualize THIS)...Mom 'Drenched' In Her Own Breast Milk After Delta Airlines Allegedly Refused to Let Her on with Breast Pump;
Florida woman sentenced to probation after pulling live alligator from her pants during traffic stop;
Looking For Good Luck? 37% Would Let a Bird Poop on Them;
A Radio Show's On-Air Leap Day Proposal Didn't Go as Planned;
The Relationship Is Most Likely Over When...She Poisons The Boyfriend's Tea With a Bleach Tablet;
Model Gets Boobs So Big She Can No Longer 'Clap Her Hands Together';
A Metal Singer Was Secretly Dosing His Bandmate with Estrogen So He Could Steal His Girl;
A Burglar Got Arrested While Sitting on the Toilet;
A Man Named "Deez-Nuts" Got Arrested for Battery;
Woman Stabs Boyfriend's Penis With Scissors After Learning How Many Lovers He's Had;
A Woman Drove Around with a Rattlesnake in Her Car for 2 Weeks;
A Man Was Caught Dunking His Head in a Pickle Jar;
Mom Was Uninvited to Wedding So The Family Hired A Man to Crash It;
California May Ban...Decaf Coffee;
A Guy Stole the Pants Off an Armored Truck Driver;
Man at a Vegas Resort Was Stung by a Scorpion...in His Sleep...on His Junk;
A Flight Was Delayed...When a Passenger Threw Coins Into the Engine.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Should I keep my dating app active even after getting a boyfriend?" & “Help! – My Drunken Husband Blurts Out Who His Favorite Child Is!"

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S5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection of mid-week madness...

Now TikTok Has Kids Wearing Seat Belts Around Their Ankles;
A Groomsman Attacked Multiple Wedding Guests, Including the Bride;
OUTRAGE Of The Week: Kellogg CEO Suggests People Eat ‘Cereal For Dinner’ to Save Money;
Hundreds Turn Out For Candlelight Vigil At The Last WV Hooters Before Its Demolition;
(What's YOUR Claim To Fame?)...Woman's Tongue Measures 5.21 Inches in Circumference;
McDonald's Customer Got An Ice Cream Surprise: Literally, ICE & CREAM;
A Strip Club Employee Used Cash to Assault a Customer.

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Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week...

A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert Tickets;
University of IA Uses ‘Pokémon Go’ to Teach Math;
Robots Can Now Apply Fake Eyelashes with Sharp Tools That Totally Won't Stab Your Eyeballs;
A Guy Got Busted Trying to Trick Men Into Having Relations Through a Hole in a Sheet;
Men Can Now Literally Have Sex with Beer/Top Names for the Sex Toy Beer Can;
Flight Diverted When Wing Started Coming Apart;
A Man Was Caught with Crack Cocaine...& a Rocket Launcher;
(IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN) Couple hold wedding in KY gas station’s ‘disco bathroom;
A Kilt-Wearing Sicko Shoved Antiques Up His No-Go Hole;
CA Man's Penis 'Stops Working' After $1K Romp With Sex Worker;
FL Woman Almost Had Her Car Stolen...By 3 German Shepherds;
A Drunk Man Was Arrested After He Drove to the Police Station to Complain About a Previous Arrest;
British Man Receives Box of 6 Pilfered Penises in the Mail;
A Shoplifting Cop Got Taken to Jail in Her Own Police Car;
Starbucks Releases Pork-Flavored Coffee in China for Lunar New Year;
Japan's 'Naked Man Festival' Ends After More Than 1,000 Years;
Man Jams Several Button Batteries Into His Penis for 'Sexual Gratification';
A Woman Had Her $800K Injury Claim Thrown Out...After Joining a Christmas Tree-Throwing Contest.

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S5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he may drop off something for you that's more disgusting. You should grab your DoorDash delivery as soon it's dropped off because you never know what sort of "bandit" will sneak up & gobble it up from you. You should pay close attention to some of this stupidity so you'll know better...

A High School Told a Female Student to "Cover Up"...While She Was Wearing Her Cheer-leading Uniform;
An Olympic Horse-Jumper's Career Is in Jeopardy After Wearing a Borat-Style "Mankini";
Instant Karma: Car Wash Worker Pressure-Washes Rude Customer's Face;
MO Man Brandishes a Gun, When Confronted for Having More Than "10 Items or Less";
Badger Ransacks Woman's Home Causing Thousands in Damage;
THE SURVEY SAYS: 7 in 10 Americans Lack Basic Knowledge of How the US Government Works;
(It's Come To THIS)...US Secretary of State Tells Staffers to Avoid ‘Problematic’ Terms Like ‘Manpower’ & ‘Mother/Father’.

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I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks...

Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Home;
NM Man Arrested After Trying to Have His Mother-in-Law Killed on Hitman Parody Website;
Christian-based Super Bowl Ads Spark Jokes Over Freaky Feet Fettish;
Woman on TikTok Claims Dripping Urine in Your Eyes Cures Vision Problems;
FL Man Charged With Stealing Airplane That Crashed on CA Beach;
Customs & Border Protection Dog Sniffs Out Mummified Monkeys in Passenger's Luggage;
Woman Claims She’s Not Washed Her Hair in More Than 7 MONTHS…Ditched Shampoo For Pickled HERBS;
(TRY THIS?)....FL Man Is Eating Raw Chicken Every Day For 100 Days—or Until He's Hospitalized;
Suspect pulls a knife during a robbery but the store owner pulls an even bigger one;
A Man Slipped Out of His Cuffs, Because He Had Lube on His Hands from Pleasuring Himself;
2 Kids Just Got the First Scholarships to Play Division-1 Cornhole;
The Inventor of the Pop-Tart Has Died at the Age of 96;
Former Penn State Prof accused of more naked, lewd acts at PA state park;
Pizza-Puking 'Gangster' Found Passed Out & Arrested at Arizona Denny's;
ROAD RAGE!!...NY Drivers Fistfight While Stuck at Traffic Light;
Race Faker Worked as a School Teacher While Creating OnlyFans Content;
A FL Cop Confused an Acorn for a Gunshot & Unloaded His Entire Clip;
Arizona City Put Fake Alligators in a Lake & Received Multiple 911 Calls.

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S5E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Most of the stories in this Midweek Bonus Episode are straight from the crapper...or are going straight TO the crapper...

New Rule: Mt. Everest Climbers Must Collect Their Own Poop During the Journey;
40-y/o CA Woman Falls 25 Feet Inside Old Septic Tank;
We Observed National Poop Day...46% of People Will Only Poop Around Other People "If It's an Emergency";
Too Much #2: Passenger Kicked Off Flight for Excessive Bathroom Use;
No Pooping During A Date: 63% Hold It In;
A Guy Says a "Higher Power" Gave Him Permission to Trespass at a Library;
FL Cops Look for Perps Who Robbed Lowe's in Cookie Monster Pajamas;
Cement Head: Concrete Worker Bought $30,000 in Lottery Tickets With Company Credit Card;
Mystery Object Found on Roof of Philly Home.

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If you saw a naked man running along a highway, there's a pretty good chance you're in Florida. If you if a woman who's been sleeping with the corpse of her dead husband...for 4 years...it's probably happening in Russia. And if you are trapped in a crowded, enclosed space with a pooping Chihuahua, you're probably on a plane flight. And if you're hearing one stupid story after another, you're probably listening to this podcast...

‘The Simpsons’ predicted Apple’s Vision Pro 8 years ago—& chaos broke loose in Springfield;
Tesla Driver Pulled Over For Wearing Apple Vision Glasses on Highway;
Criminal Genius Kidnapped Ex-Girlfriend While Wearing Mask & Vest With His Name On Them;
New Trend: Full-Body Deodorants;
74% of People Say It's "Not Acceptable" to Guzzle Gin & Tonics During a Virtual Work Meeting;
A Teenager Threw a Party, & Other Kids Intentionally Trashed the Place to Get Her in Trouble;
A Guy Shines a Laser at a Cop then Gets Caught with Meth;
DoorDash Gave Out 1 of Everything Advertised During Super Bowl;
A Guy Got Shot in the Knee After Using the Ladies' Room, Because the Men's Room Was Full;
Police in MO Responding to Home Invasion Got Freaked Out By A Squirrel;
Man Discovers Lost Wedding Ring, & Tracks Down Owner...But They Didn't Want It;
3D-printed human brain tissue works like the real thing;
24-y/o Brooklyn Woman Claims She's Had 'Multiple ALIEN Encounters';
Doctor Discovers Reptile Head in a Bag of Frozen Beans;
NY Priest Arrested After Slashing The Tires Of Ex-Employee/Girlfriend;
FOLLOW-UP: FL Mom Admits Her OnlyFans Shows 'Explicit Material' After Kids are Expelled From Christian School;
Laughing NY Man Arrested After Joyriding in Pickup Truck in FL Surf;
Principal Accused of Pretending to Shoot Students During School Drill.

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S5E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Uber drivers see a LOT of stupidity, but this driver had to clean up after one stupid passenger "finished" pleasuring himself. Kids are having to figure out which bathroom to use, but in CT the high school boys also have to figure out what is going into their bathrooms. One high school boy has figured out how to make some money on Instagram eating peanut butter...a LOT of peanut butter. Figure out these & other stupid accounts in this bonus batch of stupidity...

Ex-US Army Man Claims 2 'Blue' Aliens said 'There's 135 Billion Humans Out There';
Girl Swings Huge Snake 'Like a Hammer Thrower' to Save Pet Guinea Pig;
3-y/o Trapped in Claw Machine as Police Snap Into Action: 'He Took 1 of Each Toy';
Demi Lovato Slammed for Singing 'Heart Attack' at American Heart Assn. Event;
Someone Stole a Tower...a 200-Foot Radio Tower;
Country Life: 10 Phrases Only Southerners Use;
Kids Toppled a Port-a-Potty While a Senior Citizen Was Using It.

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Would you feel threatened if a naked woman came at you with a potato peeler? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants to know would you order from a Pizza Hut that had to close for the day due to "unforeseen CIRCUMCISIONS"? Would you cuddle with a pig a $15 for a half-hour? Would you listen to a podcast about stupidity? Too late....

Nancy Pelosi in Shouting Match with Protesters—Yells “Go Back To China”;
How Would You React To This...Guy Takes a Shower During a Lecture;
Kentucky's Groundhog DIED on Groundhog Day;
OH Man Eats Costco Hot Dogs for Entire Week to Save Money: 'Best $43 I've Ever Spent';
A Colorado Woman Just Found Out She's Running for President;
A Guy Stole a Truck Filled with $30,000 Worth of Ice Cream;
A 60-y/o Woman Survived Being Compacted in a Garbage Truck...4 Times;
Confederate Flag with Toilets Display Has OH Town Confused;
SICKO Posted Video With Father’s Severed Head on YouTube;
Woman Banned From Picking Up Kids From Christian School Because Of OnlyFans Decal On Her SUV;
“To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before” Is Now Offensive…& "Star Trek's" William Shatner Has Thoughts;
Man shoots himself in neck while trying to steal car;
Woman Mortified When Handyman Spots Sex Toy Stuck on Bathroom Wall;
FL Man Sues 'Cheesy' Combos for Not Having Enough Cheese;
A Woman Is Going Viral for Returning Her Couch to Costco...After Having It More Than 2 Years;
Cold Water Dip Eases More Than Hot Flashes;
What Is 'Jelqing?' Viral Penis-Enlarging Trend Could Make it Smaller—& Erections Painful;
Order a Lyft in Philly, You Might Get Picked Up by Jesus.

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S5E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Would you date a girl with the world's longest arm hair? It might depend on WHERE it is. A lawmaker thinks bringing back DUELS is a good idea for politicians. There's a growing popularity in feet...but just make sure your foot is has proper symmetry because not just any ol' foot will do. But you'll have some well-rounded stupidity in this episode...

New "Space Dunk" Oreos Could Win You a Trip to the Edge of Space;
FL Man Hands Over His License To A Cop at a Traffic Stop...with Meth on It;
CO pastor accused of pocketing $1.3M in crypto scheme: ‘Lord told us to’;
A Guy Stole His Father-in-Law's Life Savings & Went on a Spending Spree;
For $50, You Can Name a Cat After Your Ex and Have It Neutered;
42% of People Think They Could Negotiate Peace with Aliens;
Would You Dip Pizza in Guac? A Food Brand Wants to Make It a Thing.

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Another TikTok trend is sweeping the nation. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will fill you in on a new delicacy that will be worth picking your teeth over. How bad is crime? The Amish are having their horse & buggies stolen. A convenience store chain has found a way to attract new customers by installing a disco ball in their bathrooms. It's another party full of stupid for this week's episode...

TSA Sign Says Migrants Without ID Can Choose Not To Have Photo Taken When Entering US....Sleep Tight America;
Zamboni Driver Fired for Peeing in Drain Accuses Red Wings of Cover-Up;
Man Spikes His Work Lunch With Laxatives After Coworker Won't Stop Stealing It;
A School Removed Its Bathroom Mirrors to Stop Kids from Making TikToks;
Couple’s Wedding Is Canceled After Bride Is Caught Having an Affair with Groom's Uncle;
Ancient zombie viruses trapped in Arctic ice could unleash deadly new pandemic: ‘Tangible threat’;
Family Wanted 20 Chicken Nuggets Delivered—Accidentally Got 200;
Braggadocious, Loudly Farting Passenger Got Kicked Off a Plane for Trying to Annoy People;
Dad Mistakenly Buys 19-Ft, Dinosaur for 4-y/o Son-Dino Delivered by Crane;
PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil with a "Giant Gold Coin";
Someone Vandalized a House...with Pepperoni;
Tesla Battery Explodes Inside Home–Guy Decided to Remove & Charge It Inside;
(Young, Stupid) UT Teen Busted For... Taping Fish To ATM Machines;
A Woman Stole $2,500 Worth of Stanley Cups;
Parents Spent $3,000 to Get Their 16-y/o Every Variety of Stanley Cup;
Doctors Warn About 'Cheesy Penis Syndrome'-Often Mistaken for an STD;
Reese's Pink Valentine's Day Hearts Look Like Something Else When Turned Upside Down.

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S5E42 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you're a guy who sports an impressive pair of hooters, you may not live long. An unfortunate airline passenger literally got the crappiest seat on the plane. People are now buying a cocaine-looking powder on Amazon to snort to get their caffeine high. You'll do some snorting yourself when you hear what's in store in this Midweek madness...

Naked Man Jumps Through Neighbors Window To Get Inside Home;
A Man Was Arrested for Spray-Painting Squirrels Red;
American passenger on Nippon Airlines bites attendant on flight from Tokyo to Seattle;
Crook With 'I'm a Thief & an Idiot' Tattooed on Forehead Flees Jail Just Days Before Scheduled Release;
Bride Spends Her Wedding Day in Handcuffs Over Chicken Farm Extortion;
A Guy Finds a Phone in a Bathroom, & Uses It to Call in a Bomb Threat;
A Domino's Driver Thwarted a Carjacking by Throwing a Pizza at the Perps.

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If you think farmers have a hard time making ends meet because of the economy, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will advise you that putting your farm girls in a bikini to milk cows will be UTTER-ly profitable! If you think you've heard of some bad baby names, none are so bad that a judge had to BAN it. Sportscasters will have to pronounce this up & coming high school recruit VERY carefully. There's more reckless stupidity that's being milked in this week's episode...

Woman Nervous About Email Format & Her Name at New Job, Because It Gets Vulgar;
San Antonio Zoo Offers Hippo Poop-Scented Candles, Chance to Name Roach After Your Ex for Valentine's Day;
FL Man Throws Beer Can, Fires AR-15 Rifle After Being Upset by Speeding Drivers in His Neighborhood;
A Thief Stole $900, But Slipped on the Ice as He Was Trying to Flee;
Woman Will Suffer The “Hershey Squirts” FOREVER After Ozempic Caused Bowel Injury;
People Who Sleep Naked Are More Likely to Fall Asleep To Podcasts & Be Extroverted;
Underwear & Socks Are the Latest Items to Be Locked Up in Shoplifting Crackdown;
Cars Break Down After Filling up at Gas Station Where Gas Was 58% Water;
Taco Bell Released Its First Cereal;
Tesla Owners Can't Get Cars to Work in Freezing Temperatures;
House Frozen Gift: New Homeowners Find Human Head In Freezer;
Miraculous Pothole Allegedly Shakes 'Dead' Man Back to Life;
CA City Mulling Changing Street Name From 'Poopenaut Court';
OnlyFans Star Didn't Realize Guy Who Paid Her to Be His Girlfriend Was Her Best Friend's Husband;
Man in His UNDERWEAR Casually Crashes Former Clinton Advisor Dick Morris' Interview;
PERVY Police Chief is Fired After Asking Captain's Wife For NUDE Photos;
Sex Worker Says Freak Accident Left Man With 'Biggest Penis She'd Ever Seen';
Woman Who Married 'Rag Doll' Reveals She Had Twins; Says Husband Is 'Stressed' About Providing for Growing Family.

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S5E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you suffer from allergies, just electrocute your nostrils. If you have a "beloved" teacher at a Christian school, you might want to make sure she's not secretly trying to poison her husband. If you have to have your urine checked for drugs, you probably don't want your aunt's dog taking your drug test. If you have to know about all the stupid things going on in the world, just listen to this episode...

Thieves Cut Down a Radio Broadcast Tower...to Steal $100 Worth of Copper;
Loud snorer allegedly stabs neighbor to death after long-standing feud over the invasive noise;
How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Go Bagel Shopping, Naked;
To The FAA: Diversity Means Hiring People with ‘Complete Paralysis, Epilepsy, Severe Intellectual Disability, Psychiatric Disability’ to Lead Air Travel Operations;
Church Being Fined $750 a Day for Offering Warming Center for Homeless;
FL’s next invasive species? A crab-eating monkey related to deadly, swimming monkeys;
Man Drives Bobcat Skid Loader Into Police Cruiser After Hitting Several Cars Outside a Home Depot.

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One would expect to find a crack "between the cheeks" (if you get my drift), but one FL man had a different kind of "crack". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says there's love in the air...ducts...at a FL prison. It's one thing to endure a screaming baby on an airline flight, but it's a whole different thing to endure when a passenger "creams their jeans" so much it oozes out. The stupidity is oozing out of every crevice of this week's episode.

1 in 5 Employers Have Seen a Gen Z'er Bring a Parent to a Job Interview;
Flight Is Diverted To Orlando After Passenger Claims To Be The Devil;
Chef Boyardee Beefaroni Chocolate Chip Cookies Has Social Media In Shock;
Woman boiled alive in a tank of caramel;
Police Rule Out Aliens as a Possible Cause for Riot at Miami Mall;
FL Man in Unicorn Floatie Towed Out to Sea 4-Miles by 10-Ft. Shark;
Car Thieves Arrested After Returning to Same Dealership to 'Purchase' 2nd Car Days Later;
Woman Chews Through Backseat of Police Car Following Assault Arrest;
Woman Discovers Her Boyfriend Is Cheating Thanks to His Pet Parrot;
Massachusetts Woman Tried to Poison Her Husband Because She Thought a Soap Star Fell in Love with Her;
FL Woman Intentionally Crashed Car Into Jacksonville Jaguars Practice Facility After They Failed to Make the Playoffs;
A Drunk Guy Got Stuck in a Decorative Urn & Had to Be Chiseled Out;
Subway Patron Arrested for Battery With A Foot-Long Sub;
FL Woman Slings Mac & Cheese, Potato Wedges During Bizarre Gas Station Incident;
'Black Alien' Quizzed by Fans on Penis Body Modifications;
Sex Toys Are Falling from the Sky in Oklahoma;
No, Disney Is Not Adding a Maternity Ward So Pregnant Women Can Give Birth Inside Their Parks.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Wife Wants Me To Fire An Employee For Insulting Her" & “Help! – My Wife Is Scapegoating Me Over Her New Year’s Eve Dress".

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S5E38 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When Disney World messes with your trash can mascot, it can really mess with your emotions. When you reheat your Taco Bell in a microwave in its original wrapper, it can blow up. When you jump naked into a Bass Pro Shops aquarium, you're just stupid. And when you listen to this week's Bonus Episode, you'll understand...

A Fight Over a Restaurant's 18% Gratuity Policy Ended with Pepper Spray;
California to provide free sex changes for illegal immigrants;
Cannibal Tree Frogs Are Invading Georgia, Thanks To Florida;
FL Property Line Dispute Turns Violent When Woman Hits Neighbor With Hammer;
FL Man Arrested in New Year's Day Machete Attack on Another Man Over 'Minor Disagreement';
Peak Laziness? Alexa Can Now Wash Your Butt for You;
How DRUNK Do You Have To Be...To Enter Strangers' Homes, Strip & Assault Cops.

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When the police are led on a chase by a pig, what would you call it? When a toilet at Dunkin blows up with a man sitting on it, does he get glazed chocolate doo-doo? When an ex-con's girlfriend suggests he get ED medication, she gets shellacked with a silicone schlong. And when you have a long holiday season, you get a boatload of stupidity...

(How LAZY Have We Become?)... 46% Want Help Responding to Their Text Messages;
Florida Woman Seeks Class-Action Suit Against Reese's Over 'Faceless' Peanut Butter Pumpkins;
'Ecosexual' Woman Claims She's in Love With Oak Tree;
Hey, Ladies! Don't Shave, Wax, or Pluck...It's "JanuHairy";
OH Man Nearly Dies After Eating 4 Poisonous Mushrooms He Foraged From His Backyard;
So THIS Is Possible...Honda Car is Melting-- "As If Someone Shot a Ray Gun";
Recliner Turns Michigan Pothole into Popular Celebrity;
President of a FL Skunk Rescue Charged with Animal Neglect;
A Couple Had to Sift Through Their Dog's Poop After It Ate $4,000 Cash;
A Woman Lied About a Kid Being in Her Stolen Car, So the Cops Would Work Faster;
Carny Stabs Man With Box Cutter at Santa's Enchanted Forest in FL;
MICKEY MOUSE'S TRAP: Trailer for Slasher Film Drops After STEAMBOAT WILLIE Character Enters Public Domain;
This Little Piggy Set a PA Home on Fire Trying to Stay Warm;
FL Teen Flying Solo on Frontier Airlines From Tampa to Cleveland Ends Up in Puerto Rico;
Chinese Chess Champ Stripped of Title, Suspended for Cheating & Defecating in Hotel Bathtub;
A Florida City's New Law Requires Daily Exercise for Dogs;
A Record-Setting Venomous Spider Has Been Discovered;
Turkish Businessman Sues Doctor After Botched Penis Enlargement Operation Leaves Him…Coming Up Short.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guedo" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My “Tween” Daughter Doesn’t Like Her Christmas Gifts!" & “My Fiancee Wants Access To My Journal".

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S5E36 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

There's a new spider that's been discovered to haunt your nightmares. There's a new cause of greenhouse gasses & it will take your breath away. And there's a new gimmick to stop aging in teenagers. And there's nothing new under the sun when it comes to pure stupidity...

AL Man ‘High on Mushrooms’ Arrested in FL With Parrot on Shoulder;
Suspects Getaway Car Stolen During Armed Robbery;
This is why you should sleep naked—even though it’s cold out;
Man Nonchalantly Eats Whole Lobster on the NYC Subway;
Montana Man On A Stolen MOPED Had Drugs Hanging From a Hole In His Ear;
US Dietary Committee considers if the potato is a vegetable or a grain;
Beauty Company Denies Its Body Butter Sold At Sephora Attracts Spiders.

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I'll bet your Christmas bonus was better than what woman received. I'll bet your "Elf On A Shelf" wasn't found where my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says that one pranking veterinarian put him. I'll bet you weren't plagued by hungry beavers. I'll bet you'll find the first episode of the new year full of stupidity...

Spirit Airlines put unaccompanied 6-y/o boy on the wrong flight;
A Woman Trying to Make a Flight Stole an Uber, Because Her Driver Wouldn't Floor It;
The Top Fetish of 2023 Was...Giantess Porn;
BEST of 2023: The Average Self-Love Session Lasted 9 Min. 51 Seconds;
AI death calculator predicts when you’ll die—it’s ‘extremely’ accurate;
62% Of Citizens Lived Paycheck to Paycheck Over The Holidays As Illegal Immigrants Spiked America’s Population;
A 400-lb. Student Sues After Dream of Being A Gym Teacher Is Blocked;
Millennials Overrating Their Economic Smarts—2 in 3 Can’t Even Define Basic Financial Terms–But They Love To TRAVEL;
Gen Z Are Scaling Back on Eating Out Because They Have ‘Menu Anxiety’;
Study Finds That Being Terrified of Dying Can Kill You;
School Bully Kept Stealing Girl’s Lunch, So Mom Laced Her Food With Laxatives;
TN Women Get Mugshots After Being Arrested at a Bar Called “Mugshots”;
Airline Employees Have a Name For Stupid People Who Line Up Early For a Flight--"Gate Lice";
Doctors Find A “Rise” In Penis Fractures at Christmas;
FL Deputy Falls Asleep at Traffic Light;
A plague with “Biblical” proportions of frogs, toads & tadpoles causes multi-car pile-up;
SWAT Raided Wrong Home Looking For Fugitive Who Wasn’t There & Caused $16,000 in Damages.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Dad Wants To Bring His Girlfriend To My Wedding!" & “Help! – Our Teenage Daughter Wants OZEMPIC As A Graduation Gift!"

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Airlines provide bags to barf in if passengers get sick, but what does an airline do if a drunk passenger barfs all over YOUR bags? If it's American Airlines... NOTHING. Thankfully the passenger wasn't drunk on Dorito's-infused BOOZE. But would YOU get drunk on it? It may not make you barf, but having a bowl of hot, steamy, "penis & testicle" soup just might trigger your gag reflexes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has the recipe. The year 2023 comes to a close with this...the most stupid episode of the year.

Recalled washing machine explodes & it's all caught on camera;
NY Cosmetic Clinic Launches $3.7K 'Penis Fillers' Just in Time for Gray Sweatpants Season;
SC Woman Sings Gospel Songs, Pees on Herself After FL DUI Arrest;
Dad Banned From Helping With Elf on the Shelf After Putting Elf in X-Rated Scene;
YouTube Star "MrBeast" Denied 'Deez Nutz’ By A Jax Candy Company;
Having 2 Kids Makes You Live Longer, but 3 Kids Will Kill You/Other Reasons to Have Kids;
A Guy Tried to Hold in a Sneeze While Driving & Tore a Hole in His Throat;
Thieves Argue For A Lesser Charge Saying They Stole Sale Items & Had Coupons;
Here’s What Your Christmas Tree is Telling the World About Your Personality;
Escaped Prisoner Recaptured Following Penis Enlargement Surgery;
Drunk Men on Roof of Building Site Arrested After 9-Hr. Stand-Off;
FL Parents Angry Over "Krampus" Horror Movie Shown in Elementary Classroom;
A Man Was Arrested for "Sexually Molesting" a Manatee Mannequin;
TX 'Operation Naughty List' Nabs High School Principal Soliciting Sex for $90;
Man In Gingerbread Costume Tried Breaking Into VA Family's Home;
Senate Staffer Caught Filming Gay Sex Tape In Senate Hearing Room...Now being slammed for implying that HE'S the victim;
74% of Americans can’t tell what’s real or fake online anymore;
OH Man Shot in Testicle by Ex-Girlfriend…But He Still Loves Her!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Husband Opposes Buying Christmas Gifts For Our Pets" & “Help! – I Accidentally Dropped a $100 Bill Instead Of A $10 Bill In A Donation Bucket!"

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S5E33 - Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Are those prairie dogs in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? The customs agents in Thailand were not happy. Just about anything can trigger a fight in a McDonald's & not getting a Pokemon card in your Happy Meal can make one man really UN-happy. A 19-y/o UK man is perfectly happy living as if it were the 1940s--with all the "conveniences" of the era. You'll be perfectly happy knowing you're not as stupid as what you're going to hear in this Bonus Episode...

WA Driver Busted for Using USB Cord as Impromptu Tire Chain Accessory;
Church's Chicken Offers Free Fried Chicken Christmas Ornament With Any Family Meal Purchase;
MO Man Tells Police NCIS Told Him to Steal Electrical Transformer;
Woman Sues Restaurant Over "Nuisance" Smell of Grilling & Smoked Meat;
FL Man Sets Shoe on Fire to Stay Warm, Passes Out in Front of an Office;
MA Man Shoot Into Neighbor's Apartment Because His Dog Told Him To;
Would You Sell Your Dog for $200,000?

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Parking is at a premium in Pittsburgh--especially when there's a Steeler's Game in town. And one couple was making the most of it by hawking parking spots in a lot they didn't own. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a substitute teacher in a Middle School who was arrested because he was ACTING like a Middle School boy by MOONING his students. A woman was not expecting a "Christmas ornament" like this in her tree. You may not be expecting to find this much stupidity in the word, either.

The Latest Specialty Street Food in China Is: Grilled Ice Cubes;
Stupid Criminal: A Woman Was Caught Shoplifting...During a "Shop with Cop" Event;
A Lady Threw Food at a Chipotle Worker, so a Judge Is Making Her Get a Job in Fast Food;
President Of LGBTQ Advocate Group Says Women Should ‘Learn To Lose Gracefully’ To Trans Biological Men;
Gen Zer Begs People to Stream Her Music—Because She'd 'Simply Die' in a 9-5 Job;
A Town in TX Is Loving a Huge, Inflatable Santa That Mysteriously Showed Up Out of Nowhere;
Stupid Criminal: 3 Men Stole $100K Worth of Dr. Pepper Syrup...to Sell at a Gas Station;
UnbeLEAFable! Hilarious Video of MN Neighbors Get Into Petty Leaf War;
Woman Uses Toothbrush to Save Herself from Choking–Then Accidentally Swallows It;
A Woman Enters an MRI Machine with a Gun & Gets Shot in the Butt;
North Carolina Woman Celebrates 30th Birthday at Costco;
OnlyFans Star Banned From Home Depot–Cops Confront Her Over Saucy Video Shot Inside;
A Cop Got Arrested for Assaulting an Adult Toy Store Employee;
OnlyFans Model Makes Thousands Per Day Decorating Christmas Trees Topless;
Elderly Couple's Garden Ornament Turns Out to Be 64 Lb. Live Bomb;
Guy Stopped by TSA Over Surprise His Grandma Left Him in Briefcase;
96-y/o IA Grandma Goes Viral for Her Racy Jingle About Evaporated Milk;
Man Accidentally Prints Neighbor's Dental X-Ray on His Family Christmas Cards.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Husband Opposes Buying Christmas Gifts For Our Pets" & “Help! – I Accidentally Dropped a $100 Bill Instead Of A $10 Bill In A Donation Bucket!"

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S5E31 Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It was the worst kind of crime: A Sausage Assault! A waste of a perfect link. An Ohio man gets to enjoy prison food without potato chips all because he shot a guy over not sharing potato chips. One of life's biggest mysteries solved: Do you have the aesthetically "perfect" symmetrical fanny? Now science has statistical proof. And it's not like the Kardashians! You do have a perfect collection of holiday stupidity right here...

Man Prepares Garlic Shrimp Dish...in the Bathroom of a Plane;
Thief Says "Happy Holidays" Then Pepper Sprayed People;
FL 11-y/o Called In Fake School Shooting Because He Wanted To Go Home;
Congress’ $7.5B for EV Chargers Has Yielded Zero Chargers;
Someone Stole a Christmas Tree...From the Roof of Jesus' Car;
FL Man Arrested While Wearing ‘I Just Got Out of Prison’ T-Shirt.

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What people are now doing to their faces is shocking--literally. A drive-by shooting targets Santa. And a smoking "smart" toilet explodes...but not because of a bad burrito from the man sitting on it. After listening to all this stupidity, you'll feel pretty smart...

Wawa Customer Knocks Man Out Because He Refused to Pay For Her Wine;
Serial shrubbery thief busted with $8K in stolen greenery;
Strange sea worms have butts that grow a brain before wriggling off to mate;
The Dish Women Make to Cast a 'Spell' When They Hope to Marry;
Police Search for Thief Who Stole Van Loaded With 10K Krispy Kreme Donuts;
Chipotle Put Out a Napkin Holder for Cars For all the Napkins You Steal;
Get Breakfast Cereal That Tastes Like a Full English Breakfast;
UPDATE: Mystery Mexican Aliens Are 'Definitely Not Human' & Have 30% DNA of 'Unknown Species;
FL Newspaper Will Print Your Grievances for Festivus;
Michigan Family Celebrated Thanksgiving with...a Mass Drug Overdose;
A Politician Lost by One Vote Because He Didn't Vote for Himself;
Woman Hurls Clothes Over 6th-Floor NYC Balcony After Boyfriend Caught Cheating;
Booby-Trapped Marijuana Operation Found Inside TN Church;
FL Man Named “Michael Jackson” Accused of Exposing Himself & Mocking Gym Goers;
NY Woman Steals $800 Worth of Barbie Toys & Leads Cops on High-Speed Chase;
FL Man Arrested for Quitting Job in the Middle of Transporting Prison Inmates;
Deer Eat All the Christmas Trees at Family Farm;
People Want 'Pink Christmas Trees'...Thanks To 'Barbie'.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Some “Karen” Mom Chewed Me Out For Sending My Son To School Sick" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Doesn’t Want Me To Be A Beer Tub Girl"

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S5E29 Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Disneyland visitors really got to the a "small" world on a ride where a man stripped down to his birthday suit. Students at a school found out their sex ed teacher has a side-hustle. An attorney gets de-barred after depositing a Pringle's can of poop that he threw out his car window. There's plenty of stupidity that's been deposited here to get you through the week...

A Guy Went 5 Months with 2 Chopsticks Jammed Up His Nose;
FL Exterminator Exposed Himself to Customers–Claims His 'Zipper Broke';
A Guy Has No Idea How Meth Got in His Underwear...Under His Junk;
'Stressed' GA Woman Arrested For Masturbating on Public Beach;
A Guy Was Arrested for Speeding...While Hauling a House;
Grinch Stands in Front of Elementary School With 'Santa Is Fake' Sign;
Kraft Is Introducing: Mac & NOT Cheese/Top Better Names for "Kraft Not Mac & Cheese".

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You should expect on a podcast featuring stupidity that there will be one story of an exploding turkey fryer for Thanksgiving. And you would be correct if you did. Some college kids did not expect to get the backdoor trots after snapping up a $1 burrito bargain right before Thanksgiving break. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about a woman who did not expect to implicate herself by asking cops for her dildo when they went looking for drugs in her backpack. You may not expect to find the caliber of stupidity in this episode when you hear what's in store this week.

Woman's Plastic Surgery Transformation Is So Extreme That She Can't Renew Her Driver's License;
True Love Is...Proposing to Girlfriend Right After She Shoots A Giant Buck;
Woman Disgusted Her Boyfriend Only Washes His Sheets Twice a Year;
A Drunk Guy Thought He Was Getting Someone's Number...But They CashApp'd Themselves from His Phone;
Woman Mistakenly Tipped $7,000 On Subway Sandwich;
Woman Stabs Boyfriend's Eye...Because He Was Looking at Other Women;
"Christmas Tree Syndrome": A Woman's First Real Tree Almost Killed Her;
A Man Tried to Kill Someone for "Eating All the Tacos";
Susan Sarandon's Son Begs Fans to Stop Sharing Busty Video 'With Her Honkers Out';
Stupid Criminal: A Wanted Woman Was Found Hiding...in a Couch;
Woman Comes Home To Find Her Dog Sloppy Drunk After Getting Into Her Liquor Cabinet;
Dogs Cause Up to $350K in Damage at Car Dealership;
CA Man Busted for Homemade License Plate Using Sharpie & Duct Tape;
Woman Pulls Down Her Pants To PEE in the Middle of a Flight;
Quebec Conspiracy Theorist Concerned About Deliberately Set Wildfires Expected To Plead Guilty To Deliberately Setting Wildfires;
12-y/o MI Boy Steals Forklift From Middle School, Leads Police on Chase;
FL Man Pleasured Himself While Riding a Bike;
Woman Sues Chopt Restaurants After 'Chewing on a Portion of a Human Finger' in Salad.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Have A Stinky Friend & I Need To Let Them Know!" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Wants Me To Unfriend My Male Friends"

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What's worse than "snakes on a plane"? How 'bout a horse on the loose? When mommy needs to breastfeed baby, she often does it in an isolated room or with some "covering". One mom whipped it out while riding on a Disney ride & the ride's automatic camera caught the WHOLE thing. What's worse than taking a dump in the middle of the road? Dropping your load on a dead roadkill possum. There's an equal amount of "dump" in this week's episode, too...

An ACTUAL Fistfight Nearly Breaks Out in the US Senate;
New Trend: Christmas List PowerPoint Presentations;
Woman Shocked to Discover Alaska Isn't Actually an Island;
Balenciaga Slammed for $925 Skirt…That Is Just a Towel;
A Man Was Arrested with Meth While Driving Children on "Santa's Train";
"Wedding Crasher" Caught Stealing Thousands from Weddings in 3 States;
Another Airline Passenger Meltdown: 'Get The F*** Off Me! I Am Being Human Trafficked!’;
Couple Behind World-Famous FL Christmas Lights Display Are SQUATTERS Who Lived in Home For 13 Years;
Wisconsin Man Ends Up Getting Trapped in Porta Potty After Police Chase;
Twitch Star Making Beer With Her Own Vaginal Yeast;
Teacher & Asst. Principal Charged in Paddling of Elementary School Student;
Shoppers Are Mortified by Stag Ornament's Unexpected NSFW Detail;
'Magical' Penis Wind Chime With Wings Found During Excavation;
Airline Serves Passengers Dog Food in Awkward Translation Blunder;
Woman's Tesla Flies Over Swimming Pool Before Crashing into CA Home;
Joe Biden Confuses Taylor Swift With Britney Spears During Turkey Pardoning Speech;
Iowa Man Arrested After Pleasuring Self Outside a Kum & Go Store;
Airline Passenger Freaks Out: ‘She’s Possessed! She Needs Help!’

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Aunt Brought My EX To Thanksgiving Dinner!" & “Help! – I Want Some of My Parents’ Child Support Money"

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S5E26 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When stupidity gets out of hand, a mandatory "public health concern" will need to go into place. When wiping yourself gets out of hand, it's time to ration the toilet paper. When the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" gets out of hand with his CO-STAR in his dressing room, the paparazzi goes berserk. It's when things go berserk that they end up on this podcast...

UPDATE: Woman With 'Kevin' Forehead Tattoo Admits It Was Fake—With a PSA About 'Regret';
Men Don't Want Women to Leave Them...So They Let Them Win at Miniature Golf;
Man holding drink cup full of meth ‘confidently’ lets warden search truck;
Woman Told Work She Couldn't Come In Because a Massive Seal Was Blocking Her Car;
FL Serial Car Burglary Suspect With 'All Gas, No Brakes' Tattoo Nabbed After High-Speed Crash;
‘Rage Room’ owners sound alarm on growing sex trend among pent-up customers;
Stupid Criminal: 3 Trespassers Were Arrested After Locking Themselves in a Former Jail Cell.

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It's a special occasion when a community comes together to remember a moment in its history. An Oregon town does just that except this historic event was for an exploding sperm whale. Adult film actors have a high risk job...especially if you're a man that's acting with a python. If you think lawyers make a lot of money, you haven't met the former attorney who now makes more money examining your cat's head. You'll be covered in stupidity after this exploding episode...

Pizza Hut's Newest Offering Is Snake Meat Pizza;
Woman Born With 2 Uteri Is Pregnant in Both;
Drunk Daycare Owner Chased Husband Around House With A Baseball Bat;
Pipes Had to Be Replaced at the Playboy Mansion Because of All the Vomiting;
Lions Steal Woman's $1,800 Designer Bag on Safari & Turn it into a Cat Toy;
Criminal Mastermind Drives Off From Piggly Wiggly in Electric Shopping Cart;
FL Man Busted With 5 Alligators in His Bathtub;
Washington State Man Went in for Appendix Surgery & Doctors Removed Wrong Organ;
Used Car Salesman Test Drives Customer's Mustang & Gets Arrested;
FedEx Delivered $20,000 in Lottery Tickets to the Wrong Address;
Man Crushed to Death in South Korea After Robot Mistakes Him for Box;
A Thief Scolded Cops for Speeding to Keep Up with Him;
Guns ‘n’ Gums: Orthodontist Offers Free Pistol With Invisalign Discount;
Feral Pig Gets Drunk on 18 Cans of Beer Then Takes on a Cow;
A Guy Got Arrested for Painting His Neighbor's Plants;
‘Glitter Doesn’t Lie’: Dates Are Using It To Catch a Cheater...;
Aussie Man Survives Crocodile Attack by Biting It Back;
Many millennials, Gen Z adults planning to live with parents for another 10 years!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I think my boss is trying to sell me out" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Wants My Kitty Declawed Before I Move In With Him!"

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S5E24 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

One Texas man had a condiment on his Wendy's cheeseburger that was illegal in Illinois...well, it would be illegal anywhere else, too. The Tik-Tok sages are telling your to put toilet paper in your fridge. A Florida man, who coaches a soccer team, wasn't using his head when he disagreed with a ref. Well, he WAS using his head, but in an illegal manner... And if you use your head properly, you won't show up in a future episode of this stupid podcast, like these people did...

The Government Wants You to Stop Putting Pretty Rhinestones on Your Steering Wheel;
A Man Shot Fireworks at a Helicopter to Protest a Wedding;
The Whiny Skies: Airline Complaints Nearly Double From a Year Ago;
Woman Tried To Run Over School Security Guard To Avoid Driving Over Speed Bumps;
Woman Sets Store Clothing Rack on Fire;
Ex-MMA Fighter Slams & Chokes Out Alleged Knife-Wielding Attacker;
Pilates Studio Offers $100 Credit If You Tattoo Their Logo on Your Body.

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Every state has some sort of gimmick to bring in tourists. South Carolina thinks they can attract visitors who love mayonnaise. One GrubHub delivery boy thought he was delivering a Chick-Fil-A shake, but his customer did a taste test...and it WASN'T. A Baptist pastor & local mayor of a small GA town thought no one would know his secret life as the "curvy girl" named, "Brittini Blaire". You're going to know these & other objects of stupidity...

Awesome or Too Weird: A Man Gave Out Rotisserie Chickens to Trick-or-Treaters;
FL Mom Leaves 7-y/o Daughter Alone in Unlocked Car for HOURS While She Got Drunk at Bar;
Amazon Driver Caught On Security Camera Urinating In Woman's Yard;
TX Southern Tuba Player Knocks Out Obnoxious Fan With 4 Blows (& Keeps Playing the Song);
A Guy Carjacked a Lyft Driver After Booking the Ride Under His Own Name;
9-Ft. Alligator Bit FL Woman's Face While She Was Snorkeling;
High School Rocked As Students Share Fake Nudes Of Real Girls;
Disney Park Guests Are Now Pooping While Waiting On Line For Rides;
4 Men Are Charged for Stealing a $6 Million Gold Toilet;
NJ Custodian Performed Sex Acts with School Cafeteria Objects;
Introducing: Heinz Pickle Ketchup;
A Creepier Version of "The Dress": A Woman's Mirror Photo Shows Her Arms in Different Positions;
These are Some of the Strange Objects That Get Stuck in People's Bodies, According to CDC Data;
Thief Blabs to Uber Driver That He Was on His Way to Rob a T.J. Maxx;
Woman 'Married' to Homemade Rag Doll Has Ultrasound; 2nd 'Baby' Due;
Woman’s Revenge on 'Cheating' Ex-Boyfriend: Plastering His Dead Mom's Secret PIZZA Recipes On the Internet;
Former Teacher Said She Has Made Nearly $1 Million From OnlyFans in Less Than 6 Months;
Did a Guy's Girlfriend Really Get "Kevin" Tattooed on Her Forehead?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – A Restaurant Is Smearing My Friends & I Over Their Service" & “With a beautiful girl–with 'dragon breath'".

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S5E22 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

What do you say to a guy who wants you to come see his "world's longest zucchini? What do you do with your sauce packets that was dropped in your Halloween treat bucket? What is a man in a banana suit doing with his "banana" that got him arrested? So many stupid questions...so many stupid answers. And they're all in this midweek bonus episode...

DoorDash Is Warning People Who Don't Pre-Tip That Their Food Could Arrive Cold;
A Drunk Guy in North Carolina Pulled a Gun on Trick-or-Treaters;
FL Squatter Moved Into Home, Drove Owner's Car & Installed a PlayStation;
Truck Hauling Fireworks Crashed...Causing an Hour-Long Fireworks Show;
TikTokers Are Just Realizing There Are Cameras in Escape Rooms as Staff Catch Them in Lewd Acts;
Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia Town;
Giant parachuting spiders ‘spreading like wildfire’ across the East Coast.

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Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a LOT of money...and it's not his hat. This as well as some priceless stupidity...

Drunk Dad Reports His Kid Missing, but He Just Forgot Them at Home;
FL Man Hides Gator in Garage; Tells Cops He Didn't Want Someone to Eat It;
Drunk FL Man Drops His Shorts, Yells 'Where's My Weapon?' Baring All During Arrest;
EVs Aren't Working Out So Well;
Siren kings: New Zealand city plagued by Céline Dion ‘speaker battles’;
Customer Spent a Night Trapped Inside Jewelry Store Vault;
Taco Bell Employee Gave Haircut in Restaurant's Kitchen, Ex-Worker Says;
A Property Has Had Mysterious Arsons 3 Times in 6 Years, with 3 Different Homeowners;
Video Shows Amazon Driver Stompin’ on Box Shortly After Delivery to Home;
Fan Prematurely Ejected From College Football Game for Wearing Inflatable Penis Suit;
Arkansas Family Suspects Meteorite Caused Smoking Hole in Their Deck;
Someone Stole $3,000 Worth of Halloween Decorations from a Single Yard;
Thrift store asks people to stop donating ‘used & unused’ sex toys;
NYC Bagel Shop Praised for Denying L.A. Guy's Scooped Gluten-Free Bagel Request;
Florida Is Warning Residents About the "Booty Patrol";
Actual Advice from a Dentist: Eat All Your Halloween Candy in One Sitting;
PA Man Caught Robbing Bank with Mom in the Car;
‘Lewd’ Halloween Decorations Hanging Across from School...Cue The Outrage!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It OK to Request An Expensive Gift for My Kid’s Birthday Party?" & “Help! – My Newlywed Husband Humiliated Me During Our Wedding Vows!"

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S5E20 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

What happens when you have an entitled 23-y/o who doesn't get what he wants in flight school? $120k in damages to your planes. What happens when you go on a date with a chick you meet on Bumble? $140 in fried pickles. What do you get when you advertise for a hooker for your miniature horse? Jail time. And there's more stupidity to get you through the week...

Restaurant's 'Bad Parenting Fee’ Has People Talking;
FL Man Surprised By A Large Iguana in His Toilet;
A Company Tried to Pay a $23,500 Settlement in Loose Change;
Racy 'Boo[b]'-by Ghost Costume Goes Viral on Social Media;
Woman Tries to Hide Marijuana from the TSA–in Her Adult Diaper;
Nebraska Business Faces Backlash After Employee Wears Blackface for Halloween Costume;
Do You Have a "Yellow Pillow"...Is It Disgusting or Endearing?

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There's plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There's plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there's plenty of junior football games for parents to duke it out but one school's season just got scrubbed after a parent brings a GUN to the fight. And there's more examples of scary stupidity in this episode

FL Street Racer Goes 80 MPH Airborne After Losing Control, Lands in Canal;
New Sign You're Old: Dancing with Your Hands in the Air;
Landscaper Mowed Lawn Around Dead Body Thought To Be Halloween Decoration;
FL Man Smashes Vehicle Window With His Head, Flops Like A Dolphin After Leading Police On Chase;
Massachusetts Woman Drives Car Into Trash Compactor;
Company Demolishes a House...& Then Found Out It Was the Wrong Address;
This Woman Sleeps in a Coffin; 'People Call Me a Weirdo, But It's So Comfy';
If You Want to Learn Something, Picture It Either Bleeding or Having Sex;
Stupid Criminal: A Thief Posed as a Mannequin & Waited for a Mall to Close;
A Man Ran from Police, with a License Plate That Said "Will Run";
Off-Duty Pilot Tried To Turn Off Plane's Engines During Alaskan Airlines Flight;
1,100 Year Old Statue of Giant Man Clutching Penis Unearthed in Turkey;
Elon Musk Offers $1B to Wikipedia If They'll Change Their Name to 'Dickipedia';
KS Wildlife Expert Teaches Class on How to Eat Squirrels From Your Yard;
A Guy Was Caught Getting-It-On with a Stuffed Animal;
Cop Suspended for Sending a D**k Pic to Someone on a Dating App, Then Hooking Up With Them While on Duty;
Worker Caught on Video Peeing Into Tank at Chinese Tsingtao Beer Factory;
AZ Woman Sues After DoorDash Driver JIZZED on Her Food!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – With my “perplexing” love life!" & “Help! – My Grandpa Left Me ALL His Inheritance–But I Can’t Share It!"

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S5E18 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

The French are always mocked for quickly surrendering but one nun decided to change that perception with a protesting environmentalist at a new church construction. The mother of Elon Musk's children thinks the only person in the White House who can unite the nation is Taylor Swift. A Canadian fugitive is caught up in a 20-minute stand-off with police inside a porta-potty that ended pretty crappy. And there's heaps of more crap you'll hear in this episode, too...

Criminal Mastermind Tried to Throw Cops Off With ‘I Don’t Live Here Sign’;
There's a New World's Hottest Pepper: "Pepper X";
Workers Spend 11 Hours Writing Emails Each Week—36% Ever Get Read;
Stupid or Genius: Asking a Male Date for a Female Reference;
Fast-Food Customers Are Being Surprised by Bag Fees at the Drive Thru;
Watertown Doesn't Have Any Water;
Prankster Lists Bottles Of Amazon Drivers' Urine As Energy Drink, & 1 Flavor Becomes A Bestseller.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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The Gen Z crowd has made a remarkable discovery! They've discovered walking without a cell phone or listening to music or podcasts... Boomers are amazed---at the STUPIDITY. If you need to improve your libido, just tune in to AM radio. Bigfoot sightings have become even more stupid where now Sasquatch can't even "take a squat" in private without paparazzi. Can things get any more stupid? Of course...we have proof...

Near-naked prostitutes prowl streets in broad daylight–police hands tied;
TX Megachurch Pastor to Pay $2.4M After Allegedly Giving Woman Herpes;
Do You Know What "Out of Pocket" Means? Gen Z Has Another Definition/Other Phrases Gen Z Doesn't Know the Meaning Of;
FL Woman Arrested for Wrapping Her Car to Look Like a Cop...Because She "Loved the Color Scheme";
Restaurant Serving Pie With Whole Chicken Head Sticking Out of Crust Divides Diners;
Man On A Tractor Arrested for 2nd DUI 17 Minutes After Release From 1st DUI Arrest;
Indiana Woman Stole Car for Stripper Interview;
Teacher Fired For Funny (Fart Joke) TikTok Videos Now Has 30 Stand-Up Gigs Booked;
FL Teacher Shows 4th Grade Class “Winnie the Pooh Blood & Honey”...Cue The Angry Parents;
Jacksonville, FL-Area High School Students Arrested Over 'Lethal Hit List';
Thieves Stole 35 Porta-Potties...That Were "Full";
A Man Sells His Dead Mother’s Ashes on Facebook…For $30;
TX Woman Goes Viral For Accidentally Driving To Mexico During Trip To Home Depot;
Couple Puts $231 Speeding Ticket on Wedding Registry So Guests Pay It;
A Funeral Home Worker Accosted Someone's Sex Doll;
Woman Causes $1.2K of Damage Keying Car for Being 'Parked Too Close to Hers';
Grubhub Driver Caught on Video Eating Customer's Food;
Michigan Man Caught Masturbating in Public Found With Meth & Cucumber.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Husband Wants To Track Our Daughter’s Driving" & “Help! – My Slacker Twin Brother Is More Attractive To Women Than Me".

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S5E16 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Pennsylvania is in the top 10 most haunted states in the USA & one family has video to prove it. A woman who has a pet goldfish needs a block of gold to pay for having one in her complex. An airline was grounded when the crew found what they thought was a bomb...well, it was...more like a stink-bomb. And there are more "stinkers" in this stupid Midweek Bonus Episode...

American Tourist Gets Her $25,000 Nissan Stuck After Being Led Down Tiny Footpath By Her GPS;
Elderly Driver's Vehicle Did Full Flip, Then She Drove Away on Rims;
Neighbor Asks Woman to Wear Pants While Taking Out the Trash So Her Husband Doesn't See;
A 2,749-Pound Pumpkin Named "Michael Jordan" Broke a World Record;
Floridians are relocating to the center of the state to try to avoid hurricanes—& high insurance premiums;
FL Woman Arrested for Shoving Dog Poop in Her Elderly Neighbor's Face;
'Skittle Ban' is Now CA Law As “Controversial Food Additives” Prohibited.

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He's "Halloween's 'Paddington Bear'"...Meet "Lewis, the 8-ft. tall jack-o-lantern ghoul that's selling out at a Target near you...and he's all the rage in selfie pics, too! How can you have an intimate relationship with someone for 20 years & not see that person's face? If you're a ghost who's having sex with a woman. If you see a wandering monkey raiding garbage cans for left over cans of beer, someone in Indiana would like to talk to you. And you'll be talking about some of the stupidity you're gonna hear in this episode...

Firefighters Called to Raging House Blaze—It Was Just 'Amazing Halloween Decor';
Elderly Woman Leaves Hit-And-Run Scene With Other Driver Clinging to Her Car's Hood For Miles;
Cop Praised by MADD for His DUI Arrests...Was Arrested for DUI;
'Unruly' Airline Passenger Throws $6K in Cash on Tarmac After Refusing to Pay for Upgrade;
Woman NAKED From Waist Down As She Waits in Line For Spirit Airlines Flight in FL;
A Guy Pulls a Gun on a Stranger for Refusing to Buy Him a Happy Meal;
KFC Customer Shocked After Receiving Takeaway Bag Decorated With Penises;
PA Mummy Known as 'Stoneman Willie' Will Be Buried After 128 Years;
A 77-y/o FL Man Faces Hard Time for Stockpiling Illegal Boner Pills in Retirement Community;
Amish Cell Phone Users Are Being Shunned, After Being Outed By The National Emergency Alert;
Mom Makes Soaps & Creams From Breast Milk & SELLS Them Online;
Drunk Woman Attacks a Mattress Store Mascot;
Joe Biden's Younger Brother Frank Had Naked Selfie That Ended Up on GuysWithiPhones Gay Dating Site;
Woman Hurls Sausage at Gas Station Cashier During Heated Argument;
Up to 4 Dozen COWS Invade A Neighborhood;
Bus Driver Terminated After Drinking White Claw While Driving Students Home–Didn’t know it was ALCOHOLIC…(???);
'Harry Dick Road' Sign Stolen Multiple Times From Street; City Decides to Finally Change Name;
Would You Try Pizza with a Slice of American Cheese on Top?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Neighbor's Sprinkler Showers Me In The Morning" & “Help! – My Daughter Wants To Quit College And Raise Sloths".

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S5E14 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

We've all had neighbors who really get on our nerves, but THIS neighbor is causing trouble by walking around in his condo naked...and proud of it...and his neighbors can see everything through the windows. When you're stuck in an airport for a 6 hour layover/delay, you'll do anything to pass the time. Like watching a football game...that spends more of its time watching Taylor Swift in the crowd. So, you come up with a fun drinking game--until it goes too far. Many of us have been pulled over by a cop for some traffic violation but one man got pulled over by a cop he's seen before...in fact, he's seen a LOT of this cop before...because he's one of HER subscribers on OnlyFans. And things get more stupid from there...

9 Alligators ... 1 Home... In Pennsylvania;
Big Shot Investor Says AI Will Enable a 3½-Day Workweek;
2 Thieves Returned to the Scene of the Crime While Cops Were Investigating;
Former Mayor Leads Police On Drunken Chase, Tells Cops 'I Was The Mayor...';
FL Man Arrested for Stealing Ex-Employer's Street Sweeper 'to Do a Job' With Competing Company;
Missouri Woman Charged After Driving for Miles With Husband on Hood;
Thieves Stole $20,000 Worth of Left-Footed Shoes from a Vintage Store.

We run down the week's current events with our stupid spin & highlight the best of stupidity with this week's "Genius Awards"!

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We as a society must be an emotional wreck with all the "support" we are needing these days. And thanks to a popular motion picture, now adults are finding a need for Barbie dolls. A Phillies fan would have been allowed to watch the game against the Pittsburgh Pirates at Citizen's Bank Park if he had brought his Barbie doll. Instead he needed support from his ALLIGATOR. He didn't make it into game, as you might have expected. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has the tragic tale of a weight lifter who may want to stick with trying to increase the size of his biceps with gym weights instead of trying to use them to increase the size of his manhood... And the stupidity is on the increase with this week's episode...

Vacuum Containing Hundreds of Hornets Stolen From Beekeeper's Truck;
Man Eats 135 Carolina Reaper Peppers In One Sitting;
FL Man Caught on Camera Pooping While Trying to Rob a Boat;
A Woman "Borrowed" an Alligator for a Photo Shoot, & Left It in a Hotel Bathtub;
Chicken brawl ends up ruffling feathers, sending 2 men to jail in Florida;
A Drunk Man Was Arrested After Shooting at Phantom Thieves;
A High-End Fashion Brand Is Selling $5,600 Underwear;
Woman Causes DUI Crash, Gets Another Drink from Store, & Chugs It;
FL DUI Suspect on Lawn Mower Nabbed While Making Beer Run;
DoorDash Driver Charged After Following GPS Into A Swamp;
FL Man Busted for Keeping Threatened Tortoise Species in Bucket;
Trucker ticketed after wedging helicopter beneath overpass in Louisiana;
Husband Accidentally Sends a Nude Photo of His Wife to Their Whole Family;
Body Cam of Cop Going on a "Wild Chicken Chase";
A Guy Stole Border Patrol Equipment to Prep for a Zombie Apocalypse;
Woman Sues Walt Disney World After Waterslide Wedgie Damaged Her “Lady Parts”;
$10K Worth of Garbage Bags Stolen From Truck;
Woman Returns to Store She Shoplifted from to Demand Phone She Left Behind.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Kid Cries When Anyone Leaves Our House" & “Help! – My wife wants to adopt a stray pitbull dog".

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S5E12 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When is "green energy" not welcomed? When your solar panels spell a slang term for your willy! Would you want your willy critiqued? On a televised dating show? The answer is pretty stupid. If you were robbed of $10 would you call the cops? Even if you were dealing drugs at the time? Again, the answer is pretty stupid. There's even more stupidity in this Midweek BONUS Episode...

82-y/o FL Man Fends Off Intruder With Cane: 'I Beat the Tar Out of Him’;
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Is Back;
Pre-Teens Steal Their Mom's Car After She Took Away Their Electronics...& Drove 200 Miles;
Shirtless man and his dog lead LAPD on 10-mile chase — in a golf cart;
A Drunk Driver Crashed into a Liquor Store, Then Went in to Buy More Booze;
A Guy Plowed His SUV into a Police Station While Blaring Guns N' Roses;
Someone Strapped a Halloween Mask to Their Seat to Use the HOV Lane.

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Dating these days can be convoluted, not just with some of the prospects, but with some of the requirements that that the prospects demand. Dropping your expensive iPhone in a primitive potty can drive people to do the most stupid things. And result in some of the most stupid outcomes. Fans of the Buffalo Bills have been known to do stupid things and this man is one of the heroes. More heroic stupidity await in this week's sole episode because it's been a stupid week trying to fit in getting this podcast prepared...

Guy Claims He Had Cancer to Raise Money & Play in World Series of Poker;
Crayola Is Now Pivoting to Selling...Flowers;
A Guy Gets Stabbed in the Back, Pulls the Knife Out, & Stabs His Attacker;
Stupid Criminal: A Guy Tried to Fake His Drowning, But He Was Wearing an Ankle Monitor;
People Are Talking About the Stupidest Dating Requirements They Have;
87% of Americans Are Willing to Share Their Personal Info For Discounts;
Chinese Women Are Using Fake Belly Button Stickers to Make Their Legs Look Longer;
Poll Finds Half of US Young Adults Say Open Marriages Are ‘Acceptable’;
FL Woman 'Attacked' Couple at Pool Because They Were 'Doing Inappropriate Activities';
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission Dropped an Album, & It's Straight Fire;
Male Brazilian med students perform group masturbation on women’s volleyball court after their team beat their rivals;
Kraft Singles Got Recalled to Prevent People from Eating Plastic;
Texas Mom Fumes After Missing 5-Y/O Found Asleep in Empty School;
Proposed AIDS Memorial "Anus" Statue Is Getting Pushback;
McDonald's Gets Sued…Again…in Another Hot Coffee Case;
(Young ‘n’ Stupid)...Teen Was Dangling From California's Highest Bridge;
Dentist Has World's Largest Toothpaste Collection--Including Whiskey & Wasabi Flavors;
Smiling Naked Man Filmed Proudly Strolling Through DFW Airport.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Previous Residents Warning Us About Supernatural Activity In Our House" & “Help! – I'm Self Conscious About Dating Because I Have To Pee A Lot".

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The Japanese man who has become a worldwide Internet sensation by dressing up in public as a collie now want to replace "Lassie". Want a reason NOT to jump into an electric car just yet? So, THIS may be possible: An electric car rental runs out of juice on a deserted rural road with no charging stations in sight & traps a mom & her 16-y/o daughter inside. A popular WWF wrestler had to wrestle himself on the commode every time he had to drop a deuce. So, he used the bathtub instead. Oh, and there's even more.....

PA Woman Hides in Ex’s Backseat Before Trying to Kill Him;
“Jorts” Are Officially Back in Style/Things That Say "I'm a Middle-Age Man" as Much as Jorts;
30% of People Would Trust A.I. to Pick Out Their Clothes;
FL mom charged with leaving 11-y/o son with dead man after drug-fueled threesome;
Public Proposal Goes Horribly Awry: 'No, You Slept With My Brother!';
Woman Receives 1,000 Condoms To Her Doorstep in Mystery Amazon Hack;
FL Man Arrested for Torching Car Belonging to His Cousin—Who's Also His Girlfriend;
Scientists Given 'Honors' at 'IG Nobel Prizes' for Unusual Studies—Including Anchovy Sex & Nose Hair Counts;
Group of Friends Take Over Hotel for Hours After No Employees Were Found;
Naked Man on Mushrooms Lights Car on Fire, Claims to Be an 'Expert in Magic';
AL Marching Band Director Got Tased for Refusing to Stop the Music;
Americans Clueless About Their Constitutional Rights;
Doctor Explains Why We Fart So Much & Why Some Stink Worse than Others;
We May Be Nearing the End of Breakfast Cereal;
Bears caught raiding Krispy Kreme delivery van;
Oregon HR Manager in Hot Water for Sending Employee Penis-Shaped Cake;
Women Accused Of ‘Aggressively Swinging’ Baby Around ‘Like A Toy’ At FL Bar;
A DoorDash Driver Attacked a Wingstop Manager for Taking Too Long.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Have To Resist Texting My Crush" & “Help! – My Daughter Thinks The Word "Damn" Means "Pretty".

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S5E9 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

I think most folks will agree that the level of professional journalism has been on a downward slide for some time. Well, it may have hit the gutter at a recent press conference with the Pennsylvania State Police detailing the capture of an escaped convict. Smells evoke many thoughts & memories but do you want folks to remember phone books when they smell you? I'll bet you think most men think about sex. Well, you would be wrong if you believe this latest viral video on TikTok... If you think you've heard just about the stupidest thing in the world this week, you would be wrong as well. Find out why in this episode...

Man Spends Entire Paycheck on 3.5K Incandescent Bulbs After Ban; Hopes Stockpile Lasts Him 75 Years;
(Yum.. Or Not)....Hot Dog Gummies;
UFO Nuts Unveil 2 Dead Aliens in Mexico;
A Police Chase Ended with the Suspect Crashing Into the Police Station;
FL mom abandons toddler in running car to go swimming & meet sharks;
A Drugged-Up Canadian Twerked at a Cop;
Cats May Get Health Benefits from Vegan Diet (???)

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When Grandma has a side-hustle, that should be a good thing since it makes her feel she's still needed. But if it's working as a pole dancer, it might suggest that Granny is needed more than you think. California is America's "side show" & who better to represent this than a mayor getting spanked by a drag queen. Who better to represent Florida than the "Florida Man" in a hamster wheel trying to make it "across the pond" to London. If you can make it through this week's stupidity, you're have a stronger constitution than the man with the "mechanical manhood"...

Elon Musk Confirms He Had A 3rd Child With Grimes. Name? Techno Mechanicus;
Woman Clueless of Red & Blue Flashing Lights on Her Car-Didn't Realize Why Drivers Pulled Over;
Arkansas hospital sues thousands of patients over medical bills during the pandemic, including hundreds of its own employees;
Mysterious yellow line appears on 23 miles of Florida highway;
McDonald's Is Getting Rid of Self-Serve Soda Fountains;
American Habits Are Causing a Laxative Shortage
An Angerball Pulls a Gun on Some Kids, & Apologizes When One Turns Out to Be His Neighbor;
1st Grader Suspended For Pointing Fingers Like a Gun;
Cops Burst Into a Yoga Class When a "Corpse Pose" Was Mistaken for Mass Murder;
Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo—as horrified visitors scream;
600K Gallons of Red Wine Flow Through Portuguese Town After Spill;
3-Legged Bear Breaks Into FL Home & Chugged 3 White Claws;
EasyJet Passengers Led Away by Police After They're Caught Having Sex in Plane Toilet During Flight;
VA State House Candidate Performs Sex Acts Online With Husband For Money;
Man with $62K Bionic Penis Splits From Woman Who Took His Virginity;
‘Feedback’ Is Now Too Harsh. The New Word Is Feedforward;
The #1 Decongestant in America Doesn't Work;
Someone Changed a Construction Sign to Read, "Due to Weather, Go “F” Yourself".

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More foodie mash-up madness that now has Tik-Tok'ers steeping their tea in lemon-lime soda. It's freaky enough to have an intruder in your home, but when the intruder is 6ft., 5in. tall--and NAKED...and starts fighting with you...it's is a new paradigm of stupid. Third world countries are struggling to find drinkable water to live, Gatorade is now selling "functional water" to Americans. As the world turns, the stupidity never stops...

Cup Noodle Is Selling Caffeinated Ramen;
Shrek Crocs Are Suddenly the Coolest Footwear on the Planet;
Vaping Can Shrink Testicles & Lower Sperm Counts in Rats;
Human Skull With Fake Eye Donated to AZ Goodwill; Shocks Thrift Shop Workers;
AZ Man's Brand New Truck Stolen, Disassembled Within a One Day;
OH Man Uses Hedge Clippers to Cut Ankle Monitor Off at Ace Hardware;
Woman Is Arrested for Leaving Kids in a Hot Car, & Asks Cops to Crank the AC in the Cruiser.

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A man in Nebraska really took the bull...AND the horns...when he went on a road trip. Airline stupidity from puke to poop will make you reconsider flying. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", had better preview his videos of "Paw Patrol" before letting his little "Panchitos" watch them! And you'd better wait to have something to eat until after you finish with the stupidity you're going to ingest in this weekend episode...

Drunk Driver Arrested After Unwittingly Calling 911 on Himself;
Lady Wears Terrible Wigs to Work After New Employer Says She Can't Have Pink Hair;
A Guy Exposed His Sausage in a Hotel's Breakfast Area;
The Most Awkward Things That Have Happened to Guys...at the Urinal;
5-y/o Orders $1,000 of Stuff on Amazon Using Alexa...Including a Hot Tub;
Drunk Guy Throws Snickers Bars at Walgreens Clerks, Because They Wouldn't Sell Him Cigarettes;
NJ business owner used drone to drop green dye into nearby pools;
Worm Discovered Living in Woman's Brain in World's First Case;
Man let 10-y/o son drive pickup truck on freeway;
2 workers arrested for digging shortcut through Great Wall of China;
Dinner Plate-Sized Device Accidentally Left Inside Woman After C-Section;
Woman May Have Used Her Fat Rolls to Sneak a Gun into an MLB Game;
Doctors Remove 8” Long Wire From Teen's Penis After It Became Stuck;
Robbery Suspect Ditched Undercover Cops Long Enough To Rob Another Store;
Diner Shocked Over $15 'A**hole' Charge Added to Bill;
Wife Threatens Divorce When Husband Insists on Naming Twins After Minecraft Creators;
Hospitalizations for Foreign Objects Stuck in People's Rectums Are on the Rise.

"Pancho" is on the baby track this week & is taking this episode off since things are getting pretty "insane" with learning to cope with 2 "Panchitos" around the house! However, you can enjoy a "Best of Pancho" with a classic "Insane Game Show" from 2021!

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If you don't think mullets are making a comeback, ask the WOMAN who has a record-setting one--at 5 ft., 8 in. long. If you don't think a bug is capable of "pickin' & grinnin', ask the man who was awakened by a cockroach playing his guitar. If you don't think you can go to jail over your "small junk", ask the man who punched his girlfriend when she pointed it out to him. And if you don't think these are stupid enough for you, just keep listening...

Delivery Driver Caught Dumping Grocery Order on the Side of the Road;
Christian Group Under Fire for Blocking Jersey Shore Beach on Sundays;
12% of Us Are Eating Half of All the Beef Consumed in the U.S.;
Entire Family Shares Same Birthday as Twins Are Born the Same Day as Both Their Parents;
Manatee Takes Advantage of Hurricane Flooding, Feasts on Homeowner's Lawn;
Men Attempts World Record With 153 Hugs in One Minute;
Male Monkeys Have More Same-Sex Romps Than Hookups with Females.

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When you are all alone eating at a restaurant, now you have a term for what you do when you date yourself. When you need something to freshen up swamp butt, now you have something to use in the Fall season. When you never were taught "the birds & the bees", you may need professional help when you've tried for 4 years to have children. Things have been getting real stupid in Florida of late as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is in the delivery room with Ms. Pancho ready for the arrival of "Panchito #2"...as they await the arrival of a hurricane. It's a perfect set up for this week's episode of insanity...

TX Motorist nearly killed when spear smashes through her windshield;
FL Man Arrested for DUI Wearing 'I'm the Reason the Beer's Always Gone' T-Shirt;
DiGiorno's Pickle & Pineapple Pizza Ready to Enrage the Internet;
Pregnant CA Woman Teaches Dog to Relay Her Needs to Husband;
Michigan Man Suing Olive Garden After Finding Rat's Foot in Bowl of Soup;
TikTok’ers Lose Their Minds Over Couple’s Viral Video About “Randomly” Picking Which Side of the Bed to Sleep;
Grown Man Got Charged With a DUI While Riding on a Power Wheel;
Mom Tells Son She Won't Pay for His Sports Because She 'Needs the Money for Botox';
VA Bird Bandit Robs Man in Store with Parrots on His Hat & Shoulder;
Picklegate: Why Do Pickle Jars Almost Never Include the Word "Pickles";
A Man Robbed a Bank by Just Walking Off with a Bag of Money Left Outside;
A "Porch Pirate" Literally Stole Somebody's Entire Porch;
Man Arrested at Las Vegas Airport With 15 Lbs. of Cocaine; Claims 'A Friend Packed My Bag’;
California Tough Mudder Event Sickens Hundreds After Claims of 'Manure Smell' on Field;
Bob Barker Came as Close as He Could to 100 Without Going Over;
A Plane Made an Emergency Landing, When Someone Mistook Pepper Spray for Hand Lotion;
OK 3rd Grade Teacher Arrested for Being 'Drunk on the Job'—1st Day of School.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Want To Talk My Friend Out Of Buying A Tiny House" & “Help! – My Daughter Only Wants To Eat Watermelon".

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It's bad enough when you have to deal with "skid marks" in your underwear, but now you can be rid of them in your commode. If you love to "fru-fru" your coffee with flavored creamers, are you "fru-fru" enough to flavor it with peanut butter & strawberry jelly creamer? A man in NJ does what all people in NJ do when & when he did it to a cop, he got ticketed for it...or so it would seem... That is until the driver went "New Jersey" on the officer. We're about to go "stupid" on this week's mid-week collection...

Oscar Mayer Was Giving Away Hot Dog Straws;
A Burger King in Pennsylvania Is Looking to Hire "Losers";
A Third of People Have Had a Guest So Inconsiderate, They Told Them They Were a "Bad Guest";
Arizona Golf Course Worker Stung by Nearly 2,000 Bees;
13% of People Don't Pack 1 Pair of Underwear for Each Day They're on Vacation;
Half of Parents Have 'No Idea' How to Raise Kids Without a Smartphone;
Donald Trump Becomes the First Ex-President with a Mugshot...& Claims He's 215 Pounds.

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When you & your special someone are in a field of sunflowers, are you ever tempted to take off all your clothes & take pictures of each other? There are enough of people who do in England that the owners of one sunflower field are having to put up signs prohibiting the exhibition. An outbreak of salmonella is happening from people who are snuggling & kissing their turtles. NASA is needing your help to probe Uranus from behind...and the jokes are coming fast & furious. And so is the stupidity in this week's first weekend episode of Season 5...

Police Arrested a 10-y/o for Peeing Behind His Mom's Car & Another 12-y/o Was Handcuffed & Placed In Cop Car While Taking Out The Trash;
Do You Have "Screen Apnea"?
"Near Misses" with Airplanes Are Happening More Than You'd Think;
Would You Use an A.I. Life Coach? Google Is Working on One;
An Arsonist Was Arrested, & He Had Baby Ducklings in His Underwear;
A Man Took His Girlfriend to the Fair...& Accidentally Shot Her in the Foot;
American Tourists Caught Having a Sleepover in the Eiffel Tower;
Florida Hit With 25 Cases of Flesh-Eating Bacteria;
Sam’s Club’s $1.38 hot dog combo powers it past Costco in sales war;
Furries Fight Back After Busting Man Filming Them on Beach;
Burnt Shell of a Rare Ferrari Sells for Nearly $2M at Auction;
A McDonald's Customer Found Pennies in Their Chicken McNuggets;
CA Woman Finds Random Man Who’d Been Living Under Her House in Viral Video;
Don't Throw Your Kids in the Air If You've Got a Ceiling Fan/Things You Should Never Do With Your Baby Besides Throw It into a Ceiling Fan;
Woman Dubbed the 'Snail-Fluencer' Goes Viral on TikTok;
Kool-Aid Bursts Banned in Maine, & No One Knows Why;
Catfishing Victim Left Husband & Spent $10,000 Thinking She Was Talking To "Stranger Things" Star;
Thirsty Raccoons Are Breaking Into German Homes & Stealing Beer.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Think I Ticked Off My Best Friend!" & “Help! – My Neighbor Has Too Many Cats".

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Some TikTok pranks are really stupid...but this one is both stupid AND funny. Ever been so drunk you got a tattoo? This time you can be drunk at a wedding party & get a tattoo as a party favor. You can also start your day drunk thanks to a popular breakfast food's idea for the parents who feed their kids Eggo Waffles. It's a new season of stupidity...

A 6-y/o from Pennsylvania Is Your 2023 "Kids Mullet" Champion;
Utah Mom brings triplets to jury duty;
MN town’s entire police force resigns, leaving chief with ‘zero prospects’;
Woman Attacks Black Veteran in Casino for "Sitting Too Close" to Her;
Clueless tourist climbs into Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain to fill water bottle;
1-in-3 People Got a Tattoo...to Improve Their Personal Appearance;
A United Pilot Attacked a Parking Arm with an Axe.

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Wives wish their hubbies would know how they feel a lot. One husband went "full-stack" to identify with his big-bosomed bride--without syrup. If you had to choose how you wanted to depart this world, being crushed to death by cheese probably would not be a preferred choice, but it happened to one man in Italy. When your pastor has an idea to help the helpless in your community, you probably wouldn't expect him to go to jail for it like one pastor in Florida. And this is just the tip of the pile of stupidity that's in store for you on this last episode of Season 4...

Family Discovers Live Frog in Unopened Package of 'Triple Washed' Organic Spinach;
Snake Falls Out of Sky, Lands on Woman, Then Both Are Attacked by a Hawk;
A Woman Abandoned Her Dog Pittsburgh International Airport’s Parking Lot to Head Off on Vacation;
Stupid Criminal: Walmart Thief Is Caught & Says, "I'm Not Good at Shoplifting";
Lewistown, PA Man Crashes Car into House ON PURPOSE; Winds up Wedged Into 2nd Floor Dormer;
Bats Living at FL Elementary School Won't Be Removed Before Kids Head Back to Class;
There's a New Avocado Variety on the Way That's a Lot Less Infuriating;
Utah man faces criminal charge after police find human skull on his bookshelf;
There's a New Avocado Variety on the Way That's a Lot Less Infuriating;
Mom Refuses to Get Rid of Daughter's Head Lice Because She's Vegan;
Utah man faces criminal charge after police find human skull on his bookshelf;
Canadian Man Hides Cannabis in Frozen Waffles While Entering the US;
"Wife Beater" Shirts Are Now Called "Wife Pleasers";
Body Painter Goes on Tinder Date Completely Naked & Her Date Didn't Notice;
The Jacksonville Jaguars Have the 'Most Advanced Urinals' in Pro Sports;
A Teenager Who Looks Like He Was 12, Was Caught Impersonating a Doctor;
Shopper Shocked by Nearly $2.8K Grocery Bill After Placing Order of Less Than $300;
Teen Survives 100 Ft. Grand Canyon Fall After Dodging Tourist Photo;
Autocorrect Prompted a 911 Call After Changing the S-Word to "Shot Myself";
Supermarket closes over fears male shoppers could suffer permanent erections.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Realized I'm The Friend That Flakes All The Time" & “Help! – Nothing Wakes Up My Husband".

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You can't get more "Florida" than a naked guy going berserk in a hospital ER. You can't get more "Alabama" than a WWE knock-down, drag-out between rednecks on a dock. You can't more stupid than Tom Cruise putting bird crap on his face to look younger. But this podcast can sure get more stupidity...

A Man on a 4-Day Meth Bender Set His Own Car on Fire;
New Scam: Thieves Are Altering Parking Meter QR Codes;
Virginia Man Wins Right to Keep Emotional Support Emu;
Fire Department's "Arson Dog" Runs Over Person With a Golf Cart;
Florida Police Nab An Outlaw Named 'Outlaw';
A Woman Found a Dog Under Her Floor–Alive–During a Bathroom Renovation;
A Pair of Texas Road Ragers Spray-Painted Each Other's Faces In A Roadside Scuffle.

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I could call this rocky dish a Chinese delicacy but it might break your teeth. Better load up on the sanitized wipes before you sit on that piece of gym equipment because the girls at the gym are sweating where you'd rather not know. Some cops in metro cities are not responding to misdemeanor crimes but the cops in FL won't come for a call if you witness group sex in public...from manatees. Where there's stupid, however, this podcast will come a-callin'...

A College Is Overbooked, So They're Offering $10K to Upperclassmen to Take a Leave of Absence;
Woman Accidentally Buys Her Child X-Rated Rainbow Pecker Party Popper;
Birthday Celebration Gets Weird When Dead Alligator Starts Moving;
Yankees praise ‘impressive’ arm of girl who pelted NY politician with water balloon;
Naked NC Man Shot After Crashing Pickup Through Mobile Home; Resident Inside Armed With Machete;
Guy Walks Out of His Garage…Gets Attacked by Bear;
Zoo Denies Viral Claims Its Bears Are ‘Humans in Disguise’;
The Latest Health Concern: Sleeping in on Weekends;
Mark Zuckerberg's Wife Isn't Happy He Built an Octagon in Their Backyard;
Giant Rodents Pumped With Steroids & Sold as Poodles for $150 in Brazil;
America Has Reclaimed the Record for Loudest Belch by a Woman;
A Guy Threatened to "Blow Up" an Airport When He Missed a Flight;
New AI Sex Robots Could Blackmail or Kill Their Owner, Warn Terrified Experts;
NASA Is Developing Its Own Streaming Service…”NASA+”;
Hold Up: Indiana Is Building a Gravy-Themed Roller Coaster;
Naked Texas Man Arrested for Chugging Milk in CVS;
FL Man Busted for Bakery Robbery by His Bright Red Crocs;
A Guy Broke into a Church, Baptized Himself, Then Robbed It.

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S4E90 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A cop is in hot water after shooting a woman in the shin trying to hit her charging pomerainian. He should've just take away its credit card. A nice walk in the park with your dog is spoiled by a pantsless man in a tree above who's waiting for a friend. And a nice afternoon movie to watch "Barbie" is spoiled by 1,000 farting noises. You just can't get away from stupid, so find it all here in one place...

A Home Burglar Befriended a Family's Dog;
The 5 States Where People Are Most Comfortable Being Naked/Reasons Nobody Wants to See You Naked;
Parking Officer Stole Money from Meters...to Buy Birthday Cakes;
Apple Isn’t Letting Elon Musk Rename Twitter to “X” on the App Store;
Man Suing Buffalo Wild Wings Says Company Doesn't 'Give a $#!t’ About His Boneless Wings Complaint;
Can People Just Not Take a Joke Anymore? A New Poll Looked into It;
A Guy Got 40 Years for Escaping Prison...Months Before He'd Be Released.

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Good help is hard to find & the baggage crew at the Philadelphia International Airport did not resort to bringing in raccoons to fill the employment gap. Nevertheless, there was one that popped up amongst the suitcases. A collie went for a walk in the park & everyone loved petting & playing with the pooch. Only one small caveat: It was a $14,000 suit specifically made for a Japanese man who's greatest desire in life was to be a dog. An unfortunate demise for a manatee who had desires for his brother came when he died after some "high intensity sex". Stupidity is rampant in the animal kingdom, as it is with this week's episode...

Worst Mash-Up Ever? Mustard-Flavored Skittles Arrived;
Naked woman gets out of car, opens fire on Bay Bridge during rush hour;
Ice Cream Challenge: Throwing Soft Serve at Your Co-Worker's Head;
Bizarre 'Facekinis' Fashion Craze Hits China Beaches Amid Record Heat;
Hotel Evacuated After Teen Girl Sets Fire to Sofa After Fight With Mother;
‘Investigate these claims’: UFO transparency at center of House hearing;
It's So Hot That People Are Getting Burned by Falling on the Ground, & Shoes Are Melting in the Streets;
Someone's Throwing Frozen Bananas at Passing Cars In PA;
Amazon Sent a Woman 1,000 Headlamps & 800 Glue Guns;
Woman Says She Was Blocked from Bathroom & Pees on Plane Floor;
An Amusement Park Ride Malfunctioned & Wouldn't Stop;
A Neighborhood Lost Its Ice Cream Truck After Someone Complained About the Music;
A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone's Chimney;
First AI Sex Toy Allows Users to Masturbate Using Only Their Mind;
A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone's Chimney;
Woman Are Using the "Barbie Test" to Screen Potential Mates/Women Got Into a Fight at a "Barbie" Movie;
Bumbling OH Burglar Falls From Bank Roof Into Trash Can as Cops Arrive;
A leprosy endemic? So far this year, 8 people got leprosy in Florida;
CA Man Born With 2 Functional Penises Says Women Are Addicted to Sex With Him.

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S4E88 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's an event that would make "Mr. Peanut" proud. It is sure making the residents of Ashburn, Georgia proud! Another stupid Swiss who squeezed his sex appeal into a steel ring & now he can't get out. California police has to do something that really got their goats... And you're in for some "GOAT" (Greatest Of All Time) stupidity in this bonus episode...

A Guy Attacked a Stranger Just for Not Saying "Good Morning";
For $50K, You Can Buy a Wall...& a Disgruntled Neighbor;
A Pizza with a Bowl of Ice Cream in the Middle Just Debuted in Japan;
A 12-y/o girl leads police on car chase through several NH towns;
Change Your Name to "Subway" & Get Free Subs for Life;
Government Wants To Control Your Digital Identity;
Drunk Dad Gets a DUI on a Riding Mower at 1AM.

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The most loving thing you could get for grandma might be a tube of Poly-Grip. The most stupidest thing currently on TikTok are morons eating poison. The most trendy thing the New York elite are getting nowadays are "vampire facials for the penis". And the stupidest thing you're doing is listening to more stupidity...

Seagull Statue in MA Town With a Female Figure Dubbed 'Too Sexy';
'Penis Fish' by the Thousands Wash Ashore After Heavy Storms;
That Was No Bass a Boy Caught in an Oklahoma Pond;
Scammers are using AI to mimic voices of loved ones in distress;
More Than 40% of Young Adults Think Marriage Is an Outdated Tradition;
Alligator waits for a ride at Florida bus stop;
A Restaurant's Spicy Dragon Balls Caused Chemical Burns in a Woman's Throat;
Jury Awards Girl $800K for McDonald’s Chicken Nugget Burn;
A Man Stole 3 Cakes with His Face Printed on Them;
These Lithuanian Penis-Flavored Potato Chips Can Be Yours for Just $7;
Trader Joe's Recalled Some Cookies, Because They Might Contain Rocks;
A Mistake on Cap'n Crunch's Uniform Has Finally Been Fixed--After 60 Years;
Landlord Secretly Airbnb's Someone's Apartment While They Were on Vacation;
Woman Turns 4 Pounds of Excess Skin Into Human Leather;
Man Pulls a Gun on an Internet Repairman Because He Didn't Do the Job;
Coffee Company Releases Insanely Spicy Carolina Reaper Flavor.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Parents Are Against My Break Up" & “Help! – My Parents Always Want Me To Visit Them".

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S4E86 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you're too lazy to pack nothing but underwear before leaving on a flight, just rent your clothes from the airline! If you're too lazy to pick up after your dog, you'll have "CSI: Doggie Poo" on your tail. If your so stupid as to make a joke just as your friend is about to say, "I do" at the alter, you'd better make sure his bride's mother is not within earshot. There's more tales from the stupid to fill up this bonus episode...

A Man Named “James Brown” Was Arrested for Doing Doughnuts in Front of a Police Station;
A Burger King Manager Served Fries Out of the Trash;
DoorDash Flagged a Random WA Family's Home as a Popeye's Restaurant;
Meta & Microsoft Are Teaming Up to Release New Powerful AI;
A Guy Broke Into a CBD Shop, & Stole a Half-Used Bottle of Febreze;
Maple Syrup Flavored SPAM Has Arrived;
Delta Apologizes for Heat That Sent Passenger Off Plane on Stretcher.

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If you see men with marks on their index fingers, you'll find out why this could indicate the size of their package. One NY man decided to gyrate his package on top of a poker table inside a casino on the Las Vegas strip. A priest lures a man to get anointed with holy oil on an unholy place. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals what happened & how the man reacted to this stupidity. And who knows how you'll react when you find out what else is in this episode...

TikTok Doc Explains an 'Eargasm';
"I went on a nude cruise with 2,300 strangers—it cured my body image issues";
Scammers Are Tricking People into Robbing Banks;
A Prisoner Hid a Bullet in His “Undercarriage”;
Detroit Police Commissioner Caught in Car with a Prostitute;
Woman Offers $5,000 for Someone to Find Her a Husband;
Police Closing Bar at Headquarters;
Road Rager Shot at Car & Hit a Kid After Slight Delay at Light;
An 8-y/o Kid Arrested for Carjacking After Police Chase;
A Florida Suburb Has Been Overrun by Cute, Domestic Bunnies;
City Buses Are Getting A.I. Cameras to Give Out Instant Parking Tickets;
Naked Man Caught on Camera Breaking Windows With Hammer;
An Angry Woman Arrested After She Weaponized a Burrito;
Shopper Baffled After Grocery Store Self Checkout Demands 20% Tip;
Beachgoers Warned to Stay Out of the Water After 4 Dolphin Attacks;
Burger King's Newest "Burger" Is Just a Bun with 20 Slices of Cheese;
German Man Dies Following Botched Penis Enlargement From Cater Waiter;
OnlyFans Model Calls Dad on Air to Reveal Her Job: 'You Are Selling Pictures of Your Beaver?'

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – What Are The Best Things To Add To S'mores?" & “Help! – I Think This Woman Won't Date Me Because I Look Like Her Cousin".

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S4E84 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

House flipping is big these days, so why not go big AND go home by buying a nuclear missile silo that has been flipped into a cozy dwelling? It goes for a mere $750,000...in the fat, big, middle of Nebraska. Preppers, welcome. Some Texas residents have found that while rain, sleet, hail, & snow will not keep the mail from going through, a dive-bombing mamma falcon has succeeded. If you see Jeeps driving around with little rubber duckies on them, there's a perfectly stupid-yet-logical reason for this. You'll find out in this episode as well as other stupidity that you thought you couldn't live without...

A Drunk Wedding Guest Was Found Lying in an Intersection Snoring;
Bridal Store Closes Suddenly Leaving Women Scrambling to Find Dresses;
A Kansas City Chiefs Superfan Was Funding His Hobby by Robbing Banks;
Arkansas Man Arrested for Threatening Judge on Facebook;
There's a New Excuse for Always Being Late: "Time Blindness";
Hostess Is Selling a Mash-Up of Twinkies & Ding Dongs/Other Mash-Ups We Want to See;
The Guy Behind the "Dress That Broke the Internet" Has Been Charged with Attempted Murder.

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A "Florida Teen" taunts a gator to "hold my Twisted Tea" while he chugs it...then gets arrested. ChatGPT will not only read you erotic stories but will marry you (in Colorado, at least). Another stupid urban legend on enlarging one's manhood...this one using fire ants. As my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero" will explain, at least he did achieve getting the swelling part. And the stupidity is swelling so much it's stuffed another episode...

Subtle Sign You're Old? Scrolling Your Phone with Your Index Finger/Other Subtle Signs You're Old;
Cops Stopped Chasing a Guy, & He Crashed Anyway;
Pricey Presbyterian School Called Out Over 'Phallic'-Shaped Garden;
Miami Marlins Has Massive Fireworks Display...on Bark In the Park Night;
Someone's Egg McMuffin Had a Rubber Glove Baked into It;
Nebraska Man Swept Into Manhole During Heavy Rain-Was Washed Down Pipes for a Mile Before Rescue;
NY Residents Act The Most “Stupid” on Social Media in the US;
Maine woman punches bear that chased her dog & ends up with stitches;
Woman Causes Major Scene on Airplane Claiming That a Passenger "Isn't Real";
PA Man Accused of Ramming Ex-Girlfriend's Car in Walmart Parking Lot;
Mysterious flying creature keeps pounding on Oklahoma family’s back door;
A Mathematician Came Up with the "Ultimate" New Swear Word;
A Rich Guy Pulled a Shotgun on an Amazon Driver;
Woman Who Extracted Pig Semen for Work Sues Employer for Serious Wrist Injury;
CO Man Cited After Landing Helicopter to Picnic in Grand Teton National Park;
Naked TikToker Unknowingly Gave Neighbors a 'Free Show' for a Year;
Did the Easter Bunny Rob a Laundromat?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – What Are The Best Things To Add To S'mores?" & “Help! – I Think This Woman Won't Date Me Because I Look Like Her Cousin".

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S4E82 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

One of the Canary Islands came into quite a windfall when 20 pounds of puke was discovered. The whale vomit is valuable in the production of PERFUME. I think I have a good purpose for all the BUD LIGHT you're no longer drinking...use it to get a nice tan. The Secret Service can find every single person relating to the January 6 incident at the Capitol, but can't find who left their COCAINE in the White (Powder) House... We're overrun with stupidity in this BONUS episode...

A High School Changed Every Student's Password...to Be identical;
Visitor Runs Screaming After Dipping Fingers Into Yellowstone Hot Spring;
Gen Z Seems To Be Into Cottage Cheese;
The President of the Hot Dog Council Says No One Over 18 Should Be Using Ketchup;
8 People Got Stuck Upside-Down on a Roller-coaster for 3 Hours;
Woman Gets DUI After Showing Up Drunk to a Job Interview with the Cops;
PA lawmakers consider replacing the state’s official song.

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A man in OH wanted people to FEEL the rainbow so he pelted patrons at a restaurant with the colorful candies. The 4th of July came with explosive stupidity and you'll find it right here. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" talks about the member of the SD legislature who is convinced the devil lives inside Mt. Rushmore. The devil was certainly in the details of all the stupidity in this week's collection...

A Man Accidentally Donated $15K to a GoFundMe Instead of $150...Got a Refund...then Was Guilted Into Donating More;
Dispute over seat led to fatal shooting at New Mexico movie theater;
MLB Tormented Fans with Pepsi-Flavored Ketchup on July 4th;
Now Thieves Are Stealing Car...Mirrors;
4th of July Round-Up: Only 59% of Us Know What We Were Celebrating;
A Study Found Kale Is Covered in Forever Chemicals;
A Legit Flying Car That Can Take Off in Traffic Got Approved by the FAA;
A Wig Sticking Out of a Woman's Trunk Prompted a 911 Call;
South Koreans Wake Up Younger After Ditching Traditional Age-Counting System;
NJ homeowner cut down 32 of his neighbor’s trees—it could cost him more than $1.5M;
Biden Claims Putin ‘Is Clearly Losing the War in Iraq’;
Alligator sneaks through couple's doggie door in the middle of the night;
Stupid Criminal: A Storage Unit Full of Fireworks Burned Down a Building;
A Florida Cop Tried to Potty-Train His Kid by Throwing Him in Jail;
OH McDonald's Customer Finds A Nose Ring in Her Quarter Pounder;
FL Man Steals Police Vehicle; Caught Driving It While Wearing Cop's Hat;
Worst Nightmare! An Airport's Moving Walkway Ate a Woman's Leg;
10 Types of People You See at Every Barbecue;
Some Guy Tossed a Firework Into a "Silent Disco";
Horny, frugal moms are saving money by using kids’ gymnastics product as sex toy.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Want To Have A Say In My Daughter's Wedding" & “Help! – My Boyfriend Has Yet To Introduce Me To His Parents."

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Here's a UFC cage fight where everyone roots for BOTH fighter to LOSE: Elon Musk v. Mark Zuckerberg. And they're "serious". Here's a dinner professionally prepared by a "Bathroom Chef". And it actually looks tasty. Here's my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", who's found how you can get a professional assessment of a man's "assets"...if you're man enough to handle the brutally honest results... If you're prepared for some brutally honest stupidity, there's plenty that's being served up this week...

New College Grads Need Training on How to 'Write an Email' & 'Make Appropriate Eye Contact'/Other Courses New College Grads Should Take Before Entering the Workforce;
FL Man Arrested With His Pants Down After Shoplifting Vibrator & Condoms From Target;
FL Imposes Quarantine Over Giant Snails. Again;
LAPD Busts Drug Lab Disguised as Pizza Shop;
Man Robs a Woman at Gunpoint–Then Asked Her Out;
Men on TikTok Are Sleeping With Mouth Tape to Improve Their Jawlines;
A Tourist Was Caught Carving His Girlfriend's Name into Rome's Colosseum;
True Crime Fan? Now You Can Be a Detective Without Being a Cop First;
Mormon Mom On "OnlyFans" Accidentally Airdrops Nudes to Other Parents at Football Game;
Blind Guy Kicked Out of Gym After Woman Accuses Him of Staring at Her;
CA Restaurant Used Fake Priest to Get Workers to Confess 'Sins';
A Janitor Destroyed Decades of Research When He Unplugged a Freezer, Because Its Beeping Was Annoying;
FL cops finally dismantle ‘boobytrapped meth island’ after squatters set up elaborate camp amid concerns 4-story treehouse & trampoline were luring in CHILDREN;
CA Man Walks Into The Cheesecake Factory With Gunshot Wound in Leg;
Woman Gets Ruler Tattoo on Arm to Measure Partners' Penis Sizes;
German Artist Paints With Cow Manure;
Did FedEx Pull a Ferris Bueller?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My 13-y/o Daughter Just Wants To Marry Rich" & “Help! – My Wife Is The Fairy Gnome Mother Of The Town".

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S4E79 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A woman in Dayton, OH has scared up a ruckus over her 9 ft. "mascot" in her front yard...that used to be her Halloween decoration. A baseball team in Georgia is offending people because of bacon. The big trend on TikTok is causing people to peer into their potties looking for their poop... When you peer into this midweek bonus episode, you're going to find more stupidity....

Someone Was Caught with Meth Sewn Into Their Underwear;
A.I. Can Now Predict Hit Songs with 97% Accuracy;
Ancient Pendant Found in Mongolia May Be Oldest Known Carving of a Penis;
A $1 Million "Chutes & Ladders" Playground Opened in Pennsylvania;
Woman detained getting off cruise ship at Port Everglades for crime she didn’t commit;
Man Runs 100 Meters in 12.82 Seconds While Wearing High Heels;
LSU Fans Order 21,435 Jell-O Shots to Break College World Series Record.

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Who doesn't love accessories to go with your favorite things? People are now "hanging" out in their newly accessorized Crocs. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", details the sordid tale of a long-time, award-winning chemical engineering professor at Penn State University who has a unique "chemistry" with his collie...& that "chemistry" was captures on a trail camera in the woods of a state park. Now he's REALLY "screwed the pooch". After dropping off a delivery, an Uber driver decided to "mark" his territory in a stairwell as he left the building. The stupidity is "out-stupiding" the stupidity in this weekend episode...

Myth Busted: Despite What TikTok Says, Peppers Don't Have Genders;
A Research Company Pays People $15-an-Hour to Taste Cheese;
FL Cop Flees Scene After He's Stopped for Speeding;
Father's Day Fiasco: A Dad Deals with 2 Upset Kids at a Red Sox Game;
A Guy Robs a Place with a Staple Gun & Only Steals Dog Food;
AI Artist Creates Satanic Panic About Hobby Lobby;
A Man Broke Into a Woman's Home, Then Apologized Online;
Cashier Has a Friend Rob the Store so He Could Go Home Early;
NY Man Rescued From Submerged Car After Driving into Bay;
The Stupidest Things People Have Requested at Restaurants;
TikTok Dad Fakes His Own Death to Teach His Family a Lesson;
TX Officials Say 'Deceased Body' Found Was a Dismembered Sex Doll;
The First A.I. Radio Host Hit the Airwaves in Oregon;
Human embryos created without egg or sperm in controversial breakthrough;
A Woman Stole a Coast Guard...Tricycle;
A Section of NV Is Basically Just Gross Right Now;
Naked Creep Busted Having Passionate 'Sex' With Tree in Busy UK Park;
Woman Staged a Rooftop Strip Show to Raise $10K to Fix Leak.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Wife And I Never Go To Bed At The Same Time" & “Help! – Is It Weird To Ask Someone Out On Instagram?".

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Times are tough with rising prices at the grocery store so many people are turning to gardening to cut costs. One woman found a way to cut costs in FERTILIZING her garden... A dreaming dummy who wasn't supposed to have a gun, used the weapon sitting on his night stand to shoot an intruder...that was in his DREAMS...and "shot himself in the foot" when he actually shot himself in the leg--which WASN'T in his dreams. When a gamer wants to be taken to get his fix at the local Game Stop, he'd better get what he wants...or else. Like you may have to duck a knife that's being thrown at you. If you're not convinced that there are stupid people out there, I have more evidence...

Girl Denied High School Diploma for Dancing Across Stage During Graduation;
Bank Robber Gets $8,000 & Lost It When Someone Stole His Getaway Car;
As the News Was Reporting on a Missing Chef's Death, the Missing Chef Suddenly Showed Up...Alive;
A Trans Influencer Was Banned from the White House for Flashing "Their" Boobs During a Pride Event;
300-Pound Cannon Stolen From Historical Site in Philly;
Demi Lovato Is Tired of Using Only "They/Them" Pronouns;
Bus 666 No Longer Goes to "Hel".

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Pete Davidson has done a lot of stupid things but now he's defending something PETA says was stupid...so does this cancel each other out? Homeowners in MO are being scammed into thinking that their homes are going to be where the buffalo roam. It's pretty bad when a woman has to deal with a cheating husband, but as you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, when your husband is a rag doll, a woman takes the matter into her own hands by removing her husband's dildo... Confused? You'll fit right in with all the stupidity in this week's collection...

1 in Every 568 Flights Now Have an "Unruly Passenger" Incident/Reasons Passengers Snap on Airplanes;
iOS 17 Will Finally Let You Type Those 'Ducking' Swears on Your iPhone;
FL Man Nearly Loses Leg to Flesh-Eating Disease After Getting Bitten in a Family Brawl;
A Man Awaiting Trial for Stealing a Cop Car...Steals Another Cop Car;
An Indiana Man Was Arrested After Shooting at a Mouse;
A Groom Is Going Viral, for Scrolling Through His Phone as He Walks Down the Aisle;
UFC Star Conor McGregor Sent the Miami Heat Mascot to the ER;
Family Finds 1,000,000 Pennies While Cleaning Out Parents' Basement/Things You Never Want to Hear While Cleaning Out Your Parents' Basement;
Man Loses Job for Taking 6-Hour Toilet Breaks at Work;
SoCal study shows sharks & humans can share the ocean peacefully;
A Man Was Arrested After Breaking Into a 911 Center;
This New Church Wants to Get You High with Synthetic Toad Venom;
Someone Donated a "Lead Pig" to a Thrift Store...& It Prompted a Hazmat Response;
Town’s Christmas tree is still up in June–because of a pigeon;
'Big Penis USA' Pills Pose 'Serious Risk': Government Health Alert;
Kim Jong Un Says He Wants to ‘Hold Hands’ With Putin;
FL beach goers shocked when bear emerges from Gulf of Mexico;
A Thief Broke Into Homes...to Steal Sex Toys...for Birthday Gifts.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Went On A Date With A Guy Who Looks Like My Best Friend's Husband" & “Help! – Help! – Allergies Make Me Look High".

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S4E75 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

One Sonic Drive-In customer bit off more than she could chew when purchasing a Coney dog and "Coke". A blockhead thief who broke into a cell phone store & swiped 19 iPhones while wearing a box on his head. His cover was blown when he lifted the box to see what he was doing--all in full view of a security camera. The new trend in parenting when taking their kids to the playground is also taking a port-a-potty to the playground, too, so their little cherubs can go poopie under the tree... And there's even more poop on the stupidity that's been going on...

A Study Figured Out What 'Perfect Boobs' Look Like;
Some Kids Stole 2 Cars, Then a Guardian Picked Them Up in Another Stolen Car;
A Woman Hid Smelly Food in Her Cheating Boyfriend's Apartment;
A Bar Is Apologizing for Offering Women Free Drinks Based on Bra Size;
Watch a Dad Drop His Kid on His Head While Chasing a Foul Ball...At a College Game;
3 men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck;
Would You Rather Be 30% Smarter or 90% More Attractive?

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It's graduation season so you know what that means: Senior Pranks. And some are pretty stupid. It's summer season, too, and you know what that means: "Swamp Butt". Some men have found a feminine way to deal with it. Leave it to the Brits for being on the cutting edge of trend when it comes to sexing up dinner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give you a review of one. And I'll get his opinion of the Scottish souvenir I brought back from my 2-week vacation. We'll plow through all the backlog of stupidity that includes...

Hundreds of High School Students Receive Misspelled Stoles for Graduation;
A Man in a Beer Can Costume Was Arrested for DUI;
GA Reminds People: You Do Need to Wear Clothes for Driver's License Photos;
Guy Gets Thrown Out at 2nd Base...After the Baseball Bounces Off His Ball;
Man With Massive Manhood Claims He Can't Go Shopping Without Being Ogled;
Redditor Finds Secret 'Radio Room' in New Home Filled With Creepy Butt Photos;
Substitute Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Letting 7th Grader Use Her Vape;
Making women look dumb is a disturbing new podcast trend;
Woman Upset After Husband Rehomes Cat Who Was Reincarnation of Her Late Father;
An Inmate Escaped from Jail, But Was Caught When Trying to Order from McDonald's "Dollar Menu";
A Florida Man Who Lost His Arm to a Gator Says It's No Big Deal;
Stupid Criminal: A Guy Watched Porn in Public with His Bluetooth Speaker at Full Volume;
A Guy Stole a Backhoe to Drive Himself to the Airport;
Woman Jogs Past an Active Shooting & Didn't Realize Because Her AirPods Were In;
Sweden Registered Sex as a Sport, & Will Host the 1st-Ever Sex Championship;
MO Would Like to Remind People: It's Against the Law to Wrestle Bears;
Man Rescued After Deodorant Gets Lost in His Rectum.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Think I'm A Serial Dater" & “Help! – I'm Afraid For My Parents To Meet My Boyfriend Because I Think They'll Like Him Too Much".

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S4E73 ~ MidWeek BONUS Episode! -

You think you know your spouse...until you drive their car. One husband discovered the mystery of his wife's missing nose goblins. If you want to help preserve nature's wildlife, it's best not to do it on a busy FL Interstate. One man & one turtle found this truth out the hard way. Fellas, if you want to "keep it up", using industrial strength stainless steel rings may not be a good idea...even if you use 9 of them. I'm coming back from a 3 week hiatus with a stupidity overload...

Now Even Self-Checkouts Are Asking Us to Tip;
Family Fuming After Coffin for 650-Pound Man Didn't Fit in Grave;
Woman Tries to Politely Bribe Neighbors With Beer After Their Noisy Sex Keeps Her Awake;
OnlyFans Model Spends $64K on 'Demonic' Body Transformation: From Glam to Ghoulish;
Velveeta Is Selling Cheese-Filled Chocolate;
Say Goodbye to the Oscar Mayer 'Weinermobile';
An Influencer Made an AI Version of Herself & She's Charging Guys $1 Per Minute to Chat.

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PROGRAM NOTE!! ~ The podcast is taking a hiatus until the first full week of June. The next Weekend Episode will drop on Saturday, June 10, 2023. Watch for the first Midweek BONUS Episode to come on Wednesday, June 7, 2023!

A pest control technician was a "pest" indeed by spraying for insects with piss instead of repellent. A man spending the night in a hotel says the manager there really "sucked". No, literally. On his TOES while he was asleep. A French museum takes the "exhibition" to mean literally by asking patrons to their visitor to strip naked before entering. This is literally the last of the stupidity before I travel to Ireland & Scotland to see if the Anglos can be any more stupid than the Americans, so enjoy the offering...

Theory Claims the McDonald's Logo Is Actually X-Rated;
McDonald’s franchises in KY forced 10-y/o to work until 2am—without pay;
Prankster sent students to hospital, shut down school after using fart spray;
American Couple Caught Smuggling 375 Lbs. of Fruit Roll-Ups into Israel;
Wisconsin Bill would allow 14-y/o’s to serve alcohol in the state;
A Woman Ran Herself Over...Then Cops Gave Her a Ticket;
Tourists in HI Followed Their GPS & Drove Their Car Straight into a Harbor;
Coming Soon to Florida: Radioactive Roads;
Woman claims she makes up to $5,000 a month from dumpster-diving;
A Woman Tried to Rob a Grocery Store...Failed...& Went Back to Shopping;
A Man on Twitter Reviews Food...in His Shower;
911 Call About Fight Ends With FL Cop Separating 2 Brawling Goats;
Arkansas Woman Claims Neighbors Takes Their “Dumps” in Buckets & Then Dumps It in Her Yard;
U-Haul Lands Vertically in 2AM Crash on NC Highway & Social Media Is Dumbfounded;
Someone Dumped 500 Pounds of Cooked Pasta in the Woods;
This Woman Gets Paid to Burp Into Bags; Now She's a Millionaire;
Stupid Criminal: A Moving Crew Robbed a Guy & Took His TVs;
RI Man Arrested After Walking Down Street in the Nude;
Colorado Home Buyer 'Petrified' After Discovering Snakes in Walls While Unpacking;
Giant Penis Mowed Into the Grass at the Site of a Coronation Party.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Don't Want To Watch My Nephew This Weekend" & “Help! – My Favorite Foods Give Me Gas".

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S4E71 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

FL Man is doing his thing...dancing naked in the median of a road in South Carolina. The hometown of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles author wants to honor the super heroes manhole lids, but some think it's a waste of taxpayer money. Delta passengers lose 3 hours of their lives waiting on a bee swarm to depart from the wing of their airplane. There's more stupidity ahead so get as much as you can before the podcast goes on hiatus for a few weeks!

New "Wedding Rules for 2023" Include: No Outdoor Summer Weddings...No Kids...& No Gifts;
FL Dad Throws Knock-out Punch On A Umpire at Son's High School Game;
LA Man Busted for Frozen Chicken Battery on Brother;
May’s Happy Ending: Give Yourself A Hand In National Masturbation Month;
Hold the Ice: Watering Down Your Drink Makes Whiskies Taste the Same;
WV School principal unlocks dumpster, finds bear inside;
MN Lawmaker Caught Voting Shirtless Over Zoom in Cringeworthy Moment.

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You always hear of golfers who lose their ball while out on the greens. This kid lost his ball...but NOT the GOLF ball. If you ever need to move a bridge, some construction workers in Utah suggest you use dish washing detergent. When the symphony hit a crescendo, so did SHE. But she may have had a little "help". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", updates us on the man who married the rag doll & had 3 children with her...only now to find that paramedics have to treat her in the back of an ambulance. These are so real, they have to be stupid...

Stupid Criminal: 2 Guys Jumped into a Croc-Infested River While Running from the Cops;
Bizarre AI-Generated Fake Ad For Pizza Joint Will “Heebie” Your “Jeebies”;
Car Companies Are Bringing Back Buttons & Knobs, Because We're Sick of Touchscreens;
New A.I.-Powered Glasses Can Tell You What to Say on Dates;
A Stray Bullet Hit a Woman Right in Her 'Love Button';
British Man Breaks World Record With 17 'Flesh Tunnels' on His Face;
An 82-y/o man urinating on train tracks killed by flying cow launched 100ft into the air by locomotive;
Spanish Navy ship sent to draw up maps loses its way;
Spirit Airlines Caught Duct Taping a Plane Back Together;
STUDY: 33% of Men Think Their Penis Is the Most Important Body Part;
A Man Is Suing a Psychic with a PhD...Because She Hasn't Removed a Curse from Him;
A GA Man Stopped a School Bus Because a Kid Flipped His Wife Off;
A Student Ate a $120,000 Banana from an Installation at an Art Museum, Because He Was "Hungry";
A Man Was Arrested After He Had His Fentanyl Delivered to a Restaurant;
Bees Swarm Family During Photo Shoot, Sting Mother More Than 75 Times;
Man Tries to Sell 'Human Penis' at Shopping Mall;
Thieves Try to Steal Guy's Catalytic Converter While He's in His Car Eating Breakfast.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Kids Hide Food Around The House" & “Help! – I'm Bad At Putting On Band-Aids".

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S4E69 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

An appropriate "tourist attraction" in the town of Dildo, Newfoundland has gone viral. Blink-182's Drummer wants you to pay $182 for a luxury enema. TSA agents were attacked in a conniption by a woman who had her apple juice confiscated at the airport. Plenty of other examples of stupidity out of control...

A Guy with Drugs in His Pockets Claims He Doesn't Know Whose Pants He's Wearing;
Pentagon now investigating video of UFOs flying over FL;
Town Forces Annoying Parents to Be Umps at Little League Games;
Zoo seeking ‘seagull deterrents’ to wear giant bird costumes to scare seagulls;
American Airlines Passenger Busted After Peeing on Fellow Traveler;
Doped-up Driver Caught With a Fake Penis Filled With Artificial Urine;
‘Curvy’ mermaid statue in ITALY criticized for being ‘too sexual’.

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What started out as a joke on the Internet now has people wanting a muzzle for crying babies. What started out as a substitute teacher teaching a Middle School class ended up with a substitute teacher organizing a "fight club" for the students. And what started out 71 years ago as a family-owned pharmacy in Indiana, now is a national treasure...but as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, it is now going out of business. But the business of stupidity never goes out of business...

Dueling Tantrums: Man Goes Berserk Over Screaming Baby on Flight;
FL Woke Everybody Up at 4:45 AM....to Test an Emergency Alert System;
Stolen Camera Transmitting from Burglar's Home;
Jacksonville, FL Woman Throws a Football Trophy at Her Husband Because He Bought the Wrong Pickles;
A Man Tried to "Ruin the Mood" for His Ex...By Cocking His Gun;
Teen Gets Trapped in Claw Machine—& Banned From NC Amusement Park;
Wish You Were Taller? Leg-Lengthening Is Becoming More Common;
2 Fires of different kinds: A Massive Dragon Prop Lit Up at Disneyland-CA & A Employee Admits Taking Upskirt Videos of Guests at Disney’s Hollywood Studios-FL
Doorbell Cam Catches Boston Marathon Runner Pooping in Stranger's Yard;
TN Man Gets DUI While Riding a Bicycle in FL;
Dog Poop Being Tossed Over Balconies at Apartment Complex;
A Guy Went to Church, Got Naked, & Baptized Himself;
A Man in Arkansas Was Hit with a Felony...for Piercing His Son's Ear;
A Guy's "Chili Powder" Tested Positive for Heroin;
Company Want to Pay 10 Lucky People $1K to Masturbate for Research;
Amish are using a surprising new kind of vehicle to travel long distances;
Bus Driver, Who Slammed on Brakes to "Teach Kids a Lesson", Facing Charges;
A “Methed Up” Satire News Story Of An AR Woman who fed fawns meth.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Friend's Dog Hates Me" & “Help! – My Son Put His Honor's Sticker On Our New Car".

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S4E67 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

NOTHING kills the "mood" like waking up to something moving in your underwear & finding a 30cm Huntsman spider curled up next to your manhood. One Aussie was pretty chill enough with it to get it on video. Nothing says, "beauty treatment" like rubbing beef fat over your face but one influencer wants to prove it otherwise. Nothing like getting the children involved in killing kitties...even if they're considered "feral". And there's even more stupidity awaiting...

24% of Remote Workers Take Naps on the Clock, 11% Have Had Sex;
A Buffalo Wild Wings Employee Didn't Want to Work, So She Called in a Fake Shooting Threat;
A Study Found "21 Days to Form a Habit" Isn't Really True;
Black Bear Breaks Into Woman's Vehicle; Guzzles 69 Cans of Soda;
FL Man Nabbed on Cocaine Rap Was Doused in Mystery "Milky" Substance;
An OH City Official Used Tax Dollars...to Fund His Own Hobby Zoo;
The IA Senate OKs Child Labor in Pre-Dawn Vote.

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What's the first thing you'd do if you got sloppy drunk? Maybe break into a police station & poop on the floor? Yep. Who's the first person you'd scam while pretending to be a deputy? Maybe the ACTUAL deputy? Yep! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks it down! How did Pete Davidson respond to the urban legend about his junk? You could call it an under-rated "over-achiever". When will all this stupidity ever end? Hopefully never because there's many more episodes to be produced!

CA Community Calls for Removal of Phallic Looking Rock Sculpture;

2,000,000 Dimes Were Stolen From a Truck in a Walmart Parking Lot;

Toronto Raptors Were Knocked Out of the NBA Playoffs by...A 9-y/o Girl;

Parenting Tip: Don't Buy Your Kid a Blue Bathing Suit;

New York City names its first-ever ‘rat czar’;

OR Man Says He Threw $200K from Car to 'Bless Others'—Family Says He Drained Shared Bank Accounts;

RentAHitman.com Fooled Another Idiot;

MI Man Tries to Ditch Police by Disguising Himself as Walmart Employee;

A Woman Lived Alone in a Cave for 500 Days & Loved It;

People Throw Away About $63 Worth of Groceries Every Week;

The Top New Car Features We Struggle With;

Woman Arrested for Slapping Middle School Kid At School's Career Day;

Would You Rather Do Jury Duty or Your Taxes? 49% Say Jury Duty;

Pizza Delivery Man Trips Suspect on the Run From Police;

A Study Found "New Car Smell" Causes Cancer;

Naked woman faces deportation after sexy pics with sacred tree in Bali;

A Guy Gave a Panda bear the Heimlich Maneuver;

OnlyFans Model Gets Trapped in a Cave While Taking Naked Pictures & Has to Be Rescued.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Can't Find Where I Hid My Money" & “Help! – With 'When' & 'If'".

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S4E65 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! -

German authorities confiscated a shipment of...cooked BATS...found under a load of fish. A new "delicacy" or a meal for Ozzy? Artificial Intelligence is getting stupid...from using it to cheat on composition exams to scamming you into thinking your kid has been KIDNAPPED! From the "Department of DUH!", a study found that men embellish their libido. Plus more stupidity that should not be all that surprising--but it is pretty funny...

A Court Ruled Honking Your Horn Isn't Free Speech;
Fortune Cookie Writers May Be Losing Their Jobs to A.I.;
New Scam: Cloning Your Kid's Voice & Claiming They Were Kidnapped;
Chatbots Have More Ideas Than 90% of Humans on Uses For A Fork;
The World's Priciest Sandwich was Back for National Grilled Cheese Day;
And Now: A Truck Carrying Toxic Soil from the OH Train Derailment Overturned;
Shutting down nuclear plants could increase air pollution, cost lives;
An Adult Blasted a Kid in the Face with a Dodgeball.

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BONUS INTERVIEW Episode! -

I met Kijjambu Arafat through a Facebook Group in 2021 when he told me he was looking for spiritual mentors for his Christian growth. He said he didn't own a Bible & impressed upon me to send him one of the several I had. This began a crusade to help this Brother in Christ follow his calling to attend Uganda Baptist Seminary.

In previous GiveSendGo campaigns, over $4,000 was raised to help Kijjambu finish Kyambogo University & begin studies in the seminary. He suffers from asthma & has some health issues yet he persists in fulfilling his calling to evangelize the children of Uganda. This is a special Interview episode with Kijjambu from his home in Masaka, Uganda in a ZOOM meeting with some of the people who have helped support him over the past several months.

If you would like to participate in helping Kijjambu wiith basic living expenses & tuition to the Uganda Baptist Seminary, you can read his story & make your financial gift to the Kijjambu Seminary Scholarship Fund at https://www.givesendgo.com/KijjambuScholarship. There is a goal of raising $100 a month to go exclusively toward all expenses he has.

You may ask WHY is this in my "Stupid World". It is because that a nation that was founded on Christian principles has taken a collective step backwards in leading the world by example. Now nations that would be called, "Third World" are now leading the example in morality & character. Things are upside down and this special episode intends to highlight what is happening on the other side of the globe from the USA. I hope you enjoy this visit & choose to join in with supporting what Kijjambu is doing in Uganda.

He just might be the next missionary to America.

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Coffee already has properties that enhance bowel movements, so adding OLIVE OIL turns a Starbucks drink into a "legit laxative". Canadians cross breed a domestic pig with a wild boar & now the US is threatened with an invasion of escaped "super pigs" could be invading the US! If you love your dead relatives so much you'd like to have them around forever, forget taxidermy...just upload them to your computer! And if you think these are stupid, just what what else is awaiting in this weekend episode...

‘Don’t play in the toilet!’–Parents reveal weird reasons kids throw tantrums;
A Drunk Driver Crashed Into a Police Department Sign;
Police Were Alerted to a Fugitive, Because He Had a Fake "BENDOVER" License Plate;
The Latest Viral Trend: Vodka Butter;
Late-night game of Monopoly in Brussels ends with samurai sword fight;
A World Record Knuckle-Cracker Popped 46 Joints in a Row;
Naked PA Man Driving Stolen School Bus With Dead Deer Inside Leads Police on Chase;
Orlando Teacher Fired After Making Students Write Their Own Obituaries;
The Most “Palm Beach” Car Accident Ever;
NC Woman's New Refrigerator Explodes: 'I Thought It Was an Earthquake';
10 Bizarre Rules Parents Had for Kids;
A Guy Stole a Scooter from Target, & Was Caught Assembling It Outside;
Apple's "Find My iPhone" Is Sending Angry People...to an Innocent Person's House;
2,500-y/o last meal found inside intact tomb in Italy. It’s still popular today;
Passenger Forcibly Removed off Plane Over Pre-Flight Drink Tantrum, Starts Crying ‘Like a 5-year-old’;
Elementary School Students Hospitalized Over Spicy Gum;
Man Goes to Prison for Calling His Ex 815 Times in 2 Days;
A YouTuber Pranked the Wrong Guy & Got Shot.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Should I Cut My Hair Because Of My Drains" & “Help! – I Get Overwhelmed Very Easy".

Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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S4E62 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Holidays always bring out the stupid & such was the case for the Easter season. Can't afford eggs to color? Try POTATOES instead!?!?! A shopping mall had egg on its face over misbehaving ADULTS at a CHILDRENS' Easter Egg Hunt. A naked FL man who was slicked up in wheel bearing grease & peppermint oil tried unsuccessfully to give cops who were chasing him the "slip". And there's plenty more slick stupidity in this bonus episode...

A Person Narrowly Escaped an Explosion at a Laundromat...When a Lighter Was Left in a Pocket;
5-y/o uses mom’s phone to order $4,000 worth of motorcycles & boots;
Loose cow attacks 43-y/o jogger in Maine–flinging her into the air;
A Guy Gets His Karaoke Request Denied...So He Pulls Out a Machete;
Dad Accidentally Puts Guinness in Son's Lunch Box Mistaking It for Sparkling Water;
Jacksonville, FL Man Threatens to Whack Woman in the Head with Bible Then Robs Her;
Is Pizza an Italian Food, or an American Food?

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You have to hand it to the Heinz folks for creative marketing. Now you can wear your favorite condiment in your skin...sort of. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a new "exercise" routine that will "enhance" your masculinity but you (hopefully) won't see it at a Planet Fitness. The Japanese have found a new snack that's the "wildest" ever. There's some pretty wild stupidity in this week's episode, too...

A Male Bald Eagle in Missouri Thinks a Rock Is an Egg;
Philly Uber Driver Runs Red Light–Hits Police Commissioner;
Man Engaged to a Doll Announces Birth of His Third 'Child';
Renter Discovers Disgusting Smell in Shower: 'Thousands of Old, Wet Cigarette Butts';
A Bill in NC Would Ban Participation Trophies;
OH School Bus Driver Resigns After Profanity-Laced Tirade Goes Viral;
An Over-Reacting "Parking Lot Karen" Erupts On An Approaching Man In A Parking Lot;
An 89-y/o Japanese man named world’s oldest surfer;
There Is a Rise in Men Having Their Jaws Broken for Beauty;
38% of People Say It's Fine to Start Eating at a Restaurant Before Everyone's Food Has Arrived;
Stupid Criminal: A Woman Stole a Car with a "Club" on It & Crashed;
Jacksonville, FL Police Sergeant Charged With Punching Referee at Kids’ Soccer Game;
McDonald’s Workers Face Virtual Layoffs as Chain Closes Offices;
Jesus, Cleopatra ‘selfies’ generated by AI go viral: ‘Hilarious’;
Adult Toy Maker Fined for Tracking Users' Sexual Activity;
Farting Cows to Get Food Additives to Stop Them in Climate Fight;
Stupid Criminal: A 15-Ft. Spoon Was Stolen from Dairy Queen;
Would You Try a Peanut Butter & Jelly Cheeseburger?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Kids Don't Want Me On Social Media" & “Help! – How Do You Decide What Tattoo You Want To Get If You Don't Know?"

Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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S4E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode!

Nothing says Granny Fashion like a crocheted sweater that looks like Pop-Tarts, yet this is now a "thing". Some people will do anything for bacon...including robbing a Dollar General for $11 worth! A school principal cut a check for $100K to "Elon" in exchange for a $6M grant. Yep. It was a scam! And there are more stupid decisions that are being made in these stories...

New "Cup Noodles Breakfast" Taste Like Pancakes, Sausage, & Eggs;
Missing Plumber Rescued from a Crawl Space...But He Was Just Napping;
Stupid Criminal: A Guy Smoked Meth in the Las Vegas Airport;
In Art Class, a Child Paid Tribute to Her Mom's Love of...Vodka;
Turkey crashes through lobster food truck on highway;
Stupid Criminal: 2 Suspects Committed Armed Robbery...When Chipotle Didn't Give Them Extra Cheese;
Octogenarian Italian Driver Used A Trick to Dodge Traffic Tolls.

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When is the Bible pornographic? When a Utah parent of a school student thinks it is. When is Michelangelo’s David "pornographic"? When some FL parents think it is. Are you following this...? When a lawyer who has a medical condition that causes him to constantly pass gas, you'd better just let him work where he wants to or things could get a little smelly. And there's some reeking stupidity that you'll never believe when my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" joins me in this week's episode...

Shawn Mendes Declares Men Should Wear Crop Tops;
A Man Was Arrested 10 Times...in One Month;
Is Peanut Butter a Liquid? The TSA Says Yes, But the Internet Isn't Sure;
Endangered Tortoise Fathers Triplets at Age 90;
An Amazon Driver Delivered a Package During a Police Standoff;
Man Buys a $68,000 Maserati...Then Police Took It, Because It Was Stolen;
Government Launches Campaign to Support Teens After Breakups;
Botox in Your Forehead Makes You Worse at Reading People's Emotions;
Screw Instant Coffee: Powdered Beer Now Exists;
A Guy Was Arrested for Peeing in a Town's Water Supply;
Scientists Created the First Woolly Mammoth Meatball;
A Man Stole Someone's Suitcase at Baggage Claim, & Was Found Wearing Their Clothes;
Fruit Roll-Ups Had to Tell People Not to Eat the Plastic Wrap;
Serial sperm donor who fathered 550 children sued for incest risk;
Doctors Warn Against "Beezin'" Trend as People Apply Lip Balm to Eyelids;
A Dating Poll Found It's a Great Time to Be a Short, Bald Guy;
Driver Caught With His Pants Down & Junk Out on Google Maps;
Drunken Mistake Leads to Drinking Glass Stuck Inside Man's Butt for 3 Days;
Study finds that Jacksonville has the ‘worst drivers in the country'.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – I Want To Move Across The Ocean But I'm Afraid To Leave My Family" & “Help! – Someone Keeps Putting Cartoon Characters On The Employee Of The Month Photo".

Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the ⁠⁠"Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel⁠⁠ to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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S4E58 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If a donut shop can sell tacos, can a taco joint sell donuts? What would they taste like? If you can reduce your social anxiety by standing next to a total stranger with a bad case of body odor, will the anxiety be greater than the urge to throw up? A Florida Sheriff is looking for the "shiny rear-end" of a woman who was caught on camera pushing out a loaf into the bushes of a residential property. Have you seen it? Have you heard anything more stupid? You will...

59% of Kids Just Pretend to Wash Their Hands in the Bathroom;
13% of People Think We Should Nix "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service";
Utah Bans Kids from Using Social Media Without Their Parents' Approval;
A Driver Handed the Police a "Get Out of Jail Free Card" from "Monopoly";
A Guy Made Nachos by Lighting a Bag of Chips on Fire;
An Impaired Driver Crashes Into an Impaired Driver Sign;
A Disney Super-Fan Went to All 12 Parks in the World in 12 Days.

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First there was the "Barney" reboot, now there's Teletubbies BOOTS. If you want a diet high in protein, does your first thought go to the dogs? When looking for a catchy promotional idea for your Canadian city, my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" advises that talking dirty may not get the kind of attraction you were anticipating. And there are more stupid ideas found in this weekend episode...

Elite Scuba Diver in Stitches When Woman Strips to Underwear to 'Save Him From Drowning';
The Latest Thing That's Good for Kids' Development: Dad Jokes;
A mom is searching worldwide for size 23 shoes her 14-y/o son needs;
An L.A. Neighborhood Is Being Flooded with Mysterious Food Deliveries;
A Man Was Arrested for Impersonating a Cop, While Directing Traffic;
A 52-y/o Keyed a Car with a Butter Knife & Called It a "Spring Break Mistake";
Family Menaced by Hungry Owl Trying to Eat Pet Parrot;
'Pickles-in-a-Blanket' Snack Is TikTok's Viral Food Trend;
A Restaurant Served Soup with a Dead Rat in It;
Pet Owners Think They Could Sell "Merch" of Their Pet to Other People;
90% of Parents Say Their Teens Lack the Skills to Do Household Chores;
A Man Was Arrested for Battering His Wife...with a Slice of Pizza;
A Woman Made Hoax Calls About a Bomb in a Walmart...from an Uber...on Speakerphone;
Mountain lion claws Colorado man soaking in hot tub;
Man Tries to Evade Officers by Fleeing The Scene on a Skateboard;
FL Man Steals From Home While Family Slept;
A "Family Feud" Contestant Who Joked About Regretting His Marriage Is Now Accused of Killing His Wife;
Have You Tried TikTok's "Everything Shower" Trend?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My 8-y/o Acts Like A Teenager" & “Help! – Do You Like Purposefully Bad Movies".

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S4E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

What do you think would taste worse than a Coors Light? A Coors Light Popsicle! Look out Bubba Wallace... you have a 3-y/o competing hot on your wheels! When you & your significant other get into a heated argument, cool down by fighting naked! Think these are pretty stupid? Oh wait: There's more!

A Woman Was Arrested for Felony Battery...with an Avocado;
New Trend: Giving Someone a Thumbs Down Instead of the Finger;
Trucker records creepy ghost-like figure on AZ highway while driving alone;
Man Attacks Friend for Mocking the Size of His Manhood While in Sauna;
Security guard dragged by truck while chasing person who stole 3-ft. foam carrot from Clearview Mall’s Easter display;
Shoppers Horrified After Spotting X-Rated Detail on Inflatable Dinosaur Sprinkler;
PA Woman Kept Money Meant for Cancer Patient After Fundraiser & Blames Cost of Coleslaw.

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How badly do you want "3 hots & a cot"? One man was so desperate to go to prison, he held up a bank...for a buck. How badly do you love ice cream? Do you love it enough to put it on your salad? How hard would you look to find your missing husband? If you're a hoarder, it may be harder to find him in your house than you think...even if he's dead. How much stupidity can we cram into one weekend episode? You might be surprised. This one's bursting at the seams...

28 Colombian Girls Hospitalized After Using Ouija Board at School;
GA Thieves Busted by Cops When They Stopped to Charge Getaway Tesla;
TikTok Doc Warns Against the Dangers of Wire BBQ Brushes;
Podcast Interrupted by a Car Crashing through the Coffee Shop Window;
A Woman Reapplied for Her Own Job, After Seeing It Posted Online for a Much Higher Salary;
Realtor says roosters taking over Phoenix neighborhood deterring potential buyers;
“Cocaine Cat” Captured in Ohio Neighborhood;
Our Collective IQ Has Dropped for the 1st Time in Nearly a Century;
A Threesome Ended with 67% of Them in Jail;
Popular Australian beer recalled due to ‘excess alcohol’;
Someone Hiked a 3,000-Ft. Mountain to Draw a Huge Penis in the Snow;
Tinder Added a "Dating Dictionary" to Help Old People Hit on Young People/Top Signs Your Date Is Too Old for You;
FL Man Covered in Pink Paint Booked Into the Clink;
Aldi Roasted for Phallic Shaped Easter Marshmallows;
A Man Brought 2 Women Home from a Casino, & They Teamed Up to Rob Him;
Someone Smuggled Weed Into Jamaica...to Show Friends That American Weed Is Better;
FL man shoots alligator that attacked his dog in backyard;
Men, Are You a 'Grower' or a 'Shower'? Experts Invent Scientific Definition/Better Ways to Ask “Are You a ‘Shower’ or a ‘Grower’.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My 8-y/o Acts Like A Teenager" & “Help! – Do You Like Purposefully Bad Movies".

Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!

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S4E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Just look around...it's so easy to find something--or someone--to sue. So, some stupid guy in Chicago thinks suing Buffalo Wild Wings for not serving actual wings would be a fun thing to do. A man in Ohio found out zebras weren't as much fun as he thought when one tried to almost bite off his arm. Beach-goers in FL will not only have to watch for sharks in the water, but also for a massive blob of rotting seaweed carrying sea creatures that causes skin rashes & burns. You my want to be careful listening to all this stupidity, too. It could cause itching & burning...

A Woman Walked Out on a Date Because He Wouldn't Pay $3 Extra for Cheese on His Burger;
A Man Named Spy Got Caught Spying on Someone at a Café Called "We Spy Coffee & More";
Fleeing FL Motorcyclist Flips Off Cops Before Getting Hit by Truck;
A Woman Set Her Apartment Building on Fire Trying to "Burn Away Negative Energy";
Cops Busted an Old Man for Handing Out Candy to Kids, but He Was Just Participating in "Random Acts of Kindness Day";
A Judge Ruled That Giving the Middle Finger Is a "God-Given Right";
RadioGPT: Is A.I. About to Steal My Job!

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Everything these days are going virtual...and now we add kissing to the list. Complete with silicon lips. Sugar Daddies (and Mamas) need their special day so one woman brought up the proposal at a zoning board meeting. If you can't get a girlfriend, any ol' mummy will do, as my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" will elaborate about... And there's a lot of elaborating about stupidity this week, too.

TikTok Unveils Utterly Useless Feature to Stop Kids Doomscrolling;
A Stripper Battered Her Ex with a Wad of Cash;
Arizona grandmother’s M&M-themed funeral casket goes viral;
A Couple Discovered That a Cat Was Living in Their Vegas Hotel Room;
Plane Full of Vomiting Passengers Stranded in Closed Airport Overnight;
Person hired to promote new ‘Scream’ movie prompts 911 calls;
Man plans to turn 10,000-sq. ft. jail into a unique Airbnb;
Ford Is Working on a Feature to Let You Nap on Your Drive to Work;
Tiny Ancient Celtic Statue With Enormous Movable Penis Found in England;
Doctor 'Cuts Off Man's Penis' After Mistaking Syphilis for Cancer;
What's the Worst Thing to Eat on a Plane: Ribs, Oysters, Egg Salad, or a "Large Bowl of Beans";
KFC Is Bringing Back Its "Double Down" Sandwich After Nearly a Decade;
OnlyFans Model Disturbed After Learning Mom's New Boyfriend Is One of Her Biggest Subscribers;
A Guy Rented a Billboard to Find a Wife, but It's Already Backfired;
A Couple of Thieves Got Caught While Recharging Their Tesla;
A Study Found the Reasons Why Clowns Are So Scary;
Would You Buy a "Human Skin" Jacket?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It Weird To Ask People To Venmo You For Your Wedding" & “Help! – How Do You Get An Adult To Stop Blaming Their Parents".

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S4E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When the familiar chime of the ice cream truck is heard, kids come running. The adults come running for an ice cream truck that has "sweet treats" that are literally addicting. A 19-year old prankster pulled one too many on his parents & got into a sticky situation that went viral. When a police sergeant blows the whistle on his commissioner's side-hustle, he get retaliation with harassment and a phallic cardboard cutout from his superior. This & more screwy stupidity to get you through the week...

New Trend: Hiring Someone to Improve Your Signature;
Our Top Strategies for Avoiding Our Kids Are Hiding in the Bathroom & Pretending to Be Asleep/Things Kids Say That Make Every Parent Want to Run & Hide;
FL Sheriff Challenges Neo-Nazis to Try to Take Him Out;
A Fugitive Was Found After He Set Fire to His House, While Doing Yard Work;
A Suspect Was Arrested After His Getaway Car Got Trapped in a Car Wash;
A Man Drove Off with an Airport Bus, and Took an Hour-Long Joyride;
Quahog clam found off FL coast believed to be 214 years old.

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The job pool is not only shallow...it's polluted. One Ohio pizzeria is looking for qualified applicants who aren't STUPID. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre story about a bride who got the shock of her life when she found out how much of a "mommy's boy" her new husband was. There's data that indicates men who consume lots of Pepsi & Coke have bigger "junk"...which puts a whole new meaning to the term, "junk food"... And there's plenty of stupid junk in this week's episode, too!

PA High School Student Arrested After Airdropping Bomb Threat During Airline Flight;
LOL Verifier Will Prevent You from Posting "LOL" If You Have Not Laughed Out Loud;
Mexican President Goes Viral After Posting Mischievous ‘Elf’ Photo;
Teens Nabbed After Running Through Fence for 'Kool-Aid Man' TikTok Challenge;
Woody Harrelson Goes Full Anti-Vaxxer on "Saturday Night Live";
FOLLOW-UP: Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location;
Boyfriend Livid After Girlfriend Charges His Phone: Violation of Trust;
Men Who Regularly Lift Heavy Objects at Work Have Higher Sperm Counts;
Woman Eats A Potato Chip Potentially Worth $120K;
"Dilbert" Has Been Dropped by Several Newspapers After Its Creator Said Some Racist Things;
A Woman Tries to Fake a Pee Test...with Water & Soda;
Shipwrecked Man Survives 24 Days on Ketchup–Heinz Is Looking for Him;
The "Crying Indian" Littering PSA from the '70s Is Officially Retired;
Pringles-Flavored Fake Chicken Fries Are on the Way;
Romanian Councilor Appears Naked in Shower During WFH Meeting;
Adult Film Actor Fractures Penis Making Scene for OnlyFans;
A Couple Had a Truck Re-Keyed, & Then Stole It;

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Neighbor Never Wears A Shirt" & “Help! – My Husband Wants To Show Our Kid "Cujo" So They Won't Trust The Neighbor's Dog".

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S4E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Florida now has yet another reptile to be wary of & it walks on water. A 15-y/o got a free ride in an ambulance when he tried unsuccessfully to carjack "Grandma". If you have the world's longest tongue, what do you do with it? Maybe make $1,400 from a tongue paining? This episode will have plenty of tongues wagging from talking about all the stupidity...

Two People Ended Up in the Hospital After Crashing a General Lee from "The Dukes of Hazzard";
Drunk Driver Falls Asleep While Ordering Curly Fries at Arby's Drive Thru;
A Guy Threatened to Blow Up the “Hollywood” Sign, but Called Cops i Hollywood, FLORIDA;
FL Parents Add Lifts to Kid’s Shoes, so He'd Be Tall Enough for More Rides at Disney;
70% of People Would Rather Be Buried in an Amazon Box Than an Expensive Casket;
Man Dressed as Giant Penis Arrested for Harassing Women;
Move Over, Cocaine Bear...Here comes Meth Gator!

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Remember the catalytic converter theft that happened to Oscar Meyer's Wienermobile? PETA offers their "help" in getting it repaired. When Mom & Dad come to visit, you don't want to hear their lovemaking...so a son sent his parents packing to the closest hotel. When you want a cookie, you'll do anything you can to get one if you're a cookie monster...or if you're THIS stupid woman. When you want stupidity, you'll do anything you can to listen to this week's insanity...

FL Might Ban Dogs from Sticking Their Head Out Car Windows;
TX Sisters Arrested for Threatening Neighbors With Gun Over 'Loud Sex';
Kindergarten Teacher Mortified After Realizing Valentine's Stickers He Got for His Class Are Adult-Themed;
School Official Facing Charges for Booze-Fueled Party Featuring ‘Dirty Santa’;
A Thief Stole a Whole Rack of Chips, Then a Random Guy Opened 2 Bags & Got Arrested;
TX Man Brags on YouTube After Recording Himself Fleeing Cops; Now Faces Felony Charges;
Prisoner Attempts Jailbreak by Disguising Himself as a Sheep;
2 FL Paramedics Suspended After Pronouncing Alive Man 'Dead';
One of the Balloons the Military Shot Down May Have Belonged to the "Northern IL Bottlecap Balloon Brigade";
FL Man Arrested After Disrespectfully Consuming Key Lime Pie;
A Man Set a Record...By Going to Disneyland 2,995 Days in a Row;
A Woman Sold an Original, Unopened iPhone from 2007...for $63,000;
Study Claims Men's Average Junk Size Is Increasing Rapidly...& That's a Bad Thing;
A Pair of Idiot Roommates Got Busted for Lottery Fraud;
'1st Roman Dildo' Discovery Shocks Archaeologists: 'Exciting & Intriguing';
'Penis' Starfish Causes a Tidal Wave of Dirty Jokes.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It Weird To Ask Someone Out For The 1st Time On Valentine's Day?" & “Help! – Do Parents Still Have Sex Talks?".

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S4E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Forget the Colorado spring water, IPA Craft beer is now made from the run-off from your air-conditioner! You would expect Taco Bell to offer something like pancake tacos...but no. It's being cooked up with some Southern hospitality! Just when you thought it was safe to turn on children's programming, the purple dinosaur is back! And so is another bonus week of massive stupidity!

A Man Set Fire to His Car...To Discourage Thieves from Stealing from It;
Wyoming Bill Would Make It Easier To Drink Alcohol While Ax-Throwing & Chicken Roping;
Eagles fan breaks into FL firehouse, throws meat cleaver at firefighters;
Pranksters Fly Balloon Over Chinese Embassy, Accused of Trying To Start WWIII;
A Florida Drunk Driver Cracked Another Beer in Front of Cops;
An Armed Robber Stayed at a Crime Scene...to Eat a Victim's Fried Chicken;
A Thief's Getaway Vehicle Is a Stolen Semi with $140K Worth of Poultry.

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Domestic assault has gone below the belt for one man who wasn't looking for BDSM from his girlfriend. A new incontinence treatment is "shaking" things up below the belt. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain what happens when you forget an important part of your breast pump & you need to relieve the pain from all that surplus. Is this included in the wedding vows "in sickness and in health"? Because this is the sickest... And there's more "sick" stupidity coming.

Garbage Collectors Accidentally Throw Away Couple's Patio Furniture;
FL Man Stole Dog Food From a Gas Station, But Left His ATM Card Behind–ON PURPOSE;
Unlucky NYC sleeping commuter becomes playground for subway rat;
A Guy Drives, Runs, Swims, & Climbs from Cops Before Being Arrested;
‘Death diving’ is the latest dangerous stunt to make a splash on TikTok;
Chick-fil-A testing plant-based sandwich made with cauliflower;
Man Gets Petty Revenge on Airline Passenger With Stinky Feet;
A Guy's Vacation to Sydney, Australia Was Ruined When He Flew to Sidney, MONTANA by Mistake;
New Term: Boyfriend Air;
The Wienermobile's Catalytic Converter Was Stolen;
Lawyer dies after his own gun was triggered by hospital MRI scanner;
McDonald's Is Removing a "McCrispy" Sign...Next to a Crematorium;
Criminal Caught After Cutting Off 37 Man Buns In One Day, Claims He “Was Doing The Lord’s Work”;
Scammers Tricked a Guy into Fire-Bombing a Bank;
No kids allowed: Upscale NJ Italian restaurant bans children under 10;
As pythons in FL try to hide, they face a new enemy: possums with GPS collars.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Aunt Is A Control Freak Who Thinks She's Laid Back" & “Help! I Have Many Names".

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S4E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's bad enough to have to encounter strangers in a hotel when you're locked out of your room wearing nothing but underwear. But what about encountering a hotel stranger who's naked & swinging a toilet plunger? Have you encountered tail-gaters swigging from their BORGs? I'm not talking robots, either. When thinking about what to smuggle into a correctional facility, do chicken wings ever come to mind? There's a lot of stupidity coming to mind in this week's bonus!

Pink Pigeon May Have Been Latest Pawn in Gender Reveal Idiocy;
Footprints in the Snow Lead PA Police to Burglary Suspect;
Minnesota Woman Assaults Boyfriend with a Whole Chicken;
A Dog Ate a Meth Head's Poop and Almost Died;
Starbucks Overcharges Man More Than $4,000 for Two Cups of Coffee;
A Pennsylvania Grocery Store's Robot Escaped and Made a Run for It;
Self-Driving Cars May Require Us to Add Another Color to Traffic Lights.

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The urbane British bird conservatory charity couldn't tweet when discussing "woodcocks" on Twitter because the algorithms have a dirty mind. What better place to prepare a smorgasbord of "wild game" for a party than a zoo? The director of a Mexican zoo got canned after 14 animals went "missing". Can you keep your mind on what you're doing when romancing in the bedroom when "Fluffy" or "Fido" is watching or want to make it a threesome? This & more mind-numbing stupidity awaits...

Neighbors Send Note Begging Man to Stop Having Sex at 6AM;
Horrified Gas Station Staff Find Severed Human Penis in Parking Lot;
Quebec's Groundhog Dies Before Groundhog Day–They Used a Child & a Stuffed Animal;
A Basketball Coach Was Fired...for Impersonating a 13-Y/O Player in a Game;
A TikToker Got Fined $18,500 for Eating a Great White Shark;
New TikTok Trend: Taking Tranquilizers...& Seeing Who Can Stay Awake;
TikTok's "100 Envelope Challenge";
Family Can’t Believe What They Find When They Cut Open Their Sofa;
6-y/o Orders $1K Worth of Grubhub Food—Caused Parade of Delivery Cars;
A Guy Came Home to His Neighbor Wearing His Clothes & Eating His Food, with a Fire Raging in the Background;
Woman found lookalike online—& killed her to fake own death;
Horrified Gas Station Staff Find Severed Human Penis in Parking Lot;
NE Police say Thief stuffed Burger King’s bathroom pipes in pants;
Sexy or Just Painful? Denim Short Thongs Now Exist;
FL Man Charged With Playing With His Jalapeño in Chipotle Parking Lot;
6 Doctors Swallowed Lego Heads for Science. Here’s What Came Out;
Are Swingin' Seniors Tying Loofahs to Their Cars to Let People Know?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Aunt Is A Control Freak Who Thinks She's Laid Back" & “Help! I Have Many Names".

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S4E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Spanish thieves made off with over $18K in 24-Karat gold sex toys...and I didn't even know that gold-plated made that much of a difference. Penn State researchers have developed technology where your smartphone will tell you if your baby has messed his diaper. A long-standing school lunch lady was secretly smuggling chicken wings to the tune of $1.5 MILLION. Plus, more stupidity than you can shake a drumstick at, too...

10 Common Money Saving Tips...That Just Aren't Worth It;
The Pope Deleted a Tweet Praising the Middle Finger;
A Guy Left a Dead Fish at the "Goonies" House, Then Stole a Boat & Had to Be Rescued;
A TikTok Pastor Says Satan Punishes People in Hell by Having Demons Sing Rihanna Songs;
Driver's Parking Ability & Penis Size Mocked in Brutal Note From Stranger;
Did Alexa Predict World War III to Start November 23rd?
Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday?

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Some criminals are meticulous about not leaving a trace behind their crime. Not so with this FL Man who left behind some DNA...in the most FOUL fashion. Nothing like cracking open a "cold one" for a refreshing malt beverage...flavored like chili cheese?? The question is would my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" be willing to sample some? Japan has come up with a clothing line for all the lazy people in the world... And the fountain of stupidity is flowing deep & wide this week.

Woman Gets Car Key Lodged in Her Face After Missing Catch;
Even Preschoolers Know That "Because I Said So" Is a Lame Excuse;
People Are Organizing Their DNA, Prints, & Dental Records in Case They Go Missing;
CA Democrats consider wealth tax—including for people who moved out of state;
Women Are Naming the Stupidest Places Guys Have Taken Them on a Date;
Japanese killer chokes to death on prison food while awaiting execution;
Woman Convinced Dead Husband Appears in an Ad for Indian Restaurant;
An "Unknown Possible Explosive Device" Turned Out to Be...an Egg;
A Totally CA Crime: Thieves Try to Rob a Cannabis Dispensary...But Crash Into Solar Panels;
Is tipping getting out of control? Many consumers say yes;
Woman Posed as High School Student for 4 Days Before Being Caught;
Woman sues Fireball maker Sazerac for selling whiskey ‘flavored’ booze;
Woman Set Off Fireworks in Restaurant...Stole a Pizza...& Carjacked a Taxi;
A Female Shoplifter Was Arrested for Battery...By Slim Jims;
A Man Was Caught Stealing a Used Sex Toy..."Wouldn't Be My 1st Choice";
Crappy Question: How Often Do You Look Before You Flush?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Caught My Kid Stealing A Candy Bar" & “Help! My Husband Wants Chickens".

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S4E42 ~ Special BONUS Episode! -

Every fisherman has caught a fish "this big", but one 12-y/o boy from Boston has a story of a "fish" he caught in FL that will outdo any other story. How does one find themselves "accidentally" locked out of their house naked? Is that soberly possible? A police department is dealing with criminal activity INSIDE the station by one of their own. This and more stupidity awaits...

A Retired Woman Can't Get Men to Stop Showing Up at Her House for Sex;
85% of Adults Think They're Financially Responsible...But 35% Still Rely on Their Parents to Pay Bills;
A Stupid Thief Ignites a Fire by Smoking While He Was Stealing Gas;
A Guy's Fish Committed Credit Card Fraud While Playing His Nintendo Switch;
Man Arrested for Shoplifting, & Had 37 Pounds of Marijuana in His Trunk;
We Could Only Survive 5 Hours, 11 Minutes Without Our Phone;
Hard to Get? A Woman Gave a Guy Her Number with 2 Missing Digits.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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It was fowl play of the worst kind in India when 2 men were killed from a chicken foot that had a knife strapped to it. The cock-a-doodle deadly deed came during a Hindu festival that included cockfighting. A FL man was knocked into a trance during outdoor yoga by a falling iguana. And school kids almost were put in a trance from a temporary school lunch lady peddling pot brownies. And if you think this was all pretty stupid, you ain't heard nothin' yet...

Here Are Our Biggest Driving Pet Peeves;
TikTok's Hangover Cure Is Repeatedly Dunking Your Face in Ice Water;
Elderly Woman Killed by Falling Denny’s Sign After Picking Husband Up from Hospice;
Nancy Pelosi Had Priests Perform Exorcism on House After Husband’s Attack;
Couple Accidentally Locks Themselves in Dog Crates;
Petty Revenge #1: A Man Teaches a Stranger a Lesson for Parking in His Driveway;
Petty Revenge #2: A Woman Teaches a Stranger a Lesson for Throwing a Tantrum at McDonald's;
Angry Husband Rammed His Own House with a Car, Then a Dump Truck;
RI Police agree to DNA test cookie for evidence of Santa Claus;
Horse spotted riding in the back seat during McDonald’s drive-through run;
Bizarre Pink 'Vagina Cloud' Sighting Rocks Twitter: 'I Hate My Dirty Mind';
Egg seizures up at border crossings as prices soar in the US;
Raccoon becomes stuck to the railway by his testicle hair in 10℉ temps;
Did a Taco Bell Worker Put Rat Poison in a Rude Customer's Burrito?

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Caught My Kid Stealing A Candy Bar" & “Help! My Husband Wants Chickens".

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S4E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

All the women are correct in their assumption of the condition of bed sheets of single men. The police in the FL Keys have a real "stinker" in their department's petting zoo. And a FL "artist" wants to "erect" sculptures in Ft. Lauderdale to mark a Japanese fertility celebration. And there's plenty more stupidity to go 'round...

A Man Shot Up a Taco Bell...Because It Wasn't Open;
Ukrainian soldier has live grenade removed from torso;
FL Man Hits Cop With Car, Bites Another, Dances In Middle Of Traffic Before Wild Arrest;
Missouri Republicans Ban Female Lawmakers From Sporting Bare Arms;
Newly Refurbished Pompeii Residence Features Panel Depicting a Giant Pecker;
Man Robs a Woman at a Gas Station...After She Rejected His Flirtation;
A Woman Has to Repay $2,000 in Wages After Tracking Software Caught Her Pretending to Work.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Yes, you'd better hang onto your gas stoves. When the guv'ment starts wondering out loud about a ban, do NOT take it lightly. When your fresh meat starts twitching, should you be concerned, though? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains how it played out for one family in the Philippines. If you find out whether you're getting a brother or a sister by the color of the toilet water, does this mean your family's going down the commode? The answers may be in this week's stupid episode!

Hand sanitizer catches fire in Los Angeles parking lot;
Incoming CA Congressman Takes Oath of Office on Superman Comic;
Woman's Luggage Ends up in Honduras, 4 Years After Flying to Chicago;
Now Very Outdated: 11% of People Have Never Bought a Newspaper...& 10% Have Never Used a Wall Calendar/Activities That Should Be "Retro Activities" by Now, but Aren’t;
The Monty Python "Silly Walk" Burns as Many Calories as Jogging;
MO dad suffers 3 strokes after ‘turning his head too quickly’ in pickleball;
A 9-y/o Thought He Swallowed Pop-Rocks But Ingested Campfire' Chemicals Instead;
Burglars Are Caught Because Their Truck Had a Cardboard Sign Saying "Stolen Tag";
"Lucky Girl Syndrome" Is Always Assuming Everything Will Work Out;
TX Students Hospitalized After Allegedly Being Made to Do 400 Push-Ups;
Amazon Delivery Driver Says He Fell Into Customer's Septic Tank;
Worst First Kiss Ever? A Woman Had to Have Her Tongue Stitched Back Together;
High School Employee 'Inadvertently' Emailed Sexually Explicit Photos to Entire Student Body;
Gamer Butt-Dials 911, & the Operator Heard Him Say He "Killed 2 People".

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! My Son Only Wants To Do Homework With His Dad" & “Help! I Started Friend Drama".

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S4E38 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A postal customer literally got the finger of an Amazon driver when they got their package delivered. West Java couples flock to a phallus rock to enrich their libido. If you saw Tom Hanks in "A Man Called OTTO", you'll understand why the character was so detailed oriented. I've detailed some of the "extras" from this week of stupidity...

Giant Falling Boulder Obliterates Car—& Driver Just Barely Escapes;
Chelsea Handler Says She Learned the 'Sun & the Moon Were Not the Same Thing'...at Age 40;
Faux Cop Car With 'Penis' Written on Hood & Trunk is for Sale;
FL Man Caught After Crime Spree Because He Was Wearing a GPS Ankle Monitor;
Should We Stop Giving Companies a "2-Week Notice"? TikTok Says Yes;
A Man Was Arrested After Letting a Toddler Walk Around an Apartment Complex with a Loaded Gun;
‘It is offending people’: Man wearing a ‘Jesus Saves’ T-shirt at Mall of America is ordered by security guard to take it off or leave–at nation’s most famous shopping center.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Better watch what Grandma gets your kids. One granny got a toddler a toy that tells inappropriate jokes... What would you do if you found out you were being cyberbullies...by your OWN MOM? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you what happened when one girl found out... If you're invited down to the local police station, you probably aren't expecting a PARTY...but sometimes, they'll get you drunk. (???) Sometimes things are so stupid, they're brilliant. If that's the case, there's a LOT of brilliance in this episode!

Goldman Sachs Staff Steaming Mad as Free Coffee Pulled Before Layoffs;
Self-Driving Baby Strollers Now Exist;
10 Predictions About 2023 from 100 Years Ago;
6G wireless technology could use humans as an antenna;
A Porch Pirate Wore Women's Underwear on His Head as a Mask;
TikTok Is Just Finding Out the "Shave & a Haircut" Knock Is Called That;
A Woman Pulled a Gun After Her Boss Said She Called in Sick Too Much;
Police in Missouri Will Get You Drunk, If You Can Help Them Out;
Ex-Funeral Home Owner Gets 20 Years for Selling 500 Victims’ Body Parts;
A 'Robot Lawyer' Will Argue Its First Court Case;
Banking Exec Busted for Peeing on Elderly Woman on Flight;
2 Arsonists Set Themselves on Fire After Pouring Gas Onto a Business;
Taylor Swift’s cat is worth $97M, among world’s richest pets;
A Mom Tracked Her Kid Down in a Video Game to Say 'Defrost the Lasagna';
A Passenger of a Suspected DUI Driver Calls the Cops...on the Cops!

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Feel Guilty My Friend Has COVID" & “Help! How Many Times Is Too Many Times To See A Movie In Theaters".

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S4E36 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

What's worse than bat droppings? Bats...DROPPING...from the frigid cold in Texas. And one woman came to rescue 1,500 of them to her attic. Who wears potatoes in their socks? People with the flu...hoping for a cure....and who believe everything they see on Tik-Tok. Some revealing history about humanity found in a 1,400 year old Roman bathroom. There's some revealing surprises you'll find about humanity in this week's collection of stupidity...

Mom shamed over photo of lunch boxes packed with seaweed for her toddlers;
Fish seen regurgitating 8-legged creature on deck of fishing boat;
Riders Trapped on Huge Ferris Wheel at Orlando Amusement Park;
Burglars Called 911...to Get Help Moving Stolen Stuff;
Veterinarians remove 38 hair ties from cat’s stomach;
The Duster For Michelangelo’s “David” Says She Has the ‘Best Job in the World’;
Burst Sewage Pipe Destroys $134K Audi on Camera: 'The Car Is Filling Up With Feces'.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Why throw out your real Christmas tree when you could make a salad? Yes, there's even a recipe book on how to eat your Christmas tree--just remember to remove the tinsel & lights. A New Year's Eve fireworks show in the UK was canceled because of the fireworks from a masturbating walrus. Why stay just at any old B&B when you can spend some romantic time in a wine bottle? Why spend your time listening to the boring old news when you can hear all the stupidity that's starting out in 2023...

Bumbling ‘Home Alone’ Bandit Slips & Hits Head During Armed Robbery;
Man Lost His Savings After Hiding $20,000 in His Chimney…& His Wife Burned Them Up;
A London neighborhood Is Fighting Public Urination with Special "SplashBack" Paint;
A Smart Car with a Little Tikes Paint Job Was in a High-Speed Chase;
Female Snakes Have Had a Clitoris All This Time;
Wildlife Officials Relocated Bear, Only for It to Make 1,000-Mile Journey Back to Favorite Park;
A Tech Worker Tried to Copy the Scheme from "Office Space";
A brother & sister had to stop 6 times in 1 day to charge their rented Tesla in cold weather after the battery drained quickly;
Southwest Employees Had Been Warning of a System Meltdown for YEARS;
Christmas by the numbers: Average person spends 34 hours untangling lights, 36 hours cleaning up pine needles;
Half of Americans hide out in the bathroom for alone time—even if they don’t have to go;
A Man Forgot His Wife at a Rest Stop, Forcing Her to Walk 13 Miles;
Horrible Things That Happened to Penises in 2022;
Gym owner defends advert asking people ‘Tired of being fat & ugly? Now just be ugly!’

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Hate That My Girlfriend Doesn't Shave Her Armpits" & “Help! I Want You To Go Fund Yourself".

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I guess crime doesn't pay enough for one police officer who loves his part-time porn actor's job more than his policing duties. When a KFC customer wants their corn, they'd better get their corn...or they'll go bat-crap crazy. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a story about how Christmas trees can pose a danger to self-pleasuring yuletide activities & doctors are putting out a warning... Just a warning here... there's an extra dose of stupidity for this year-ending episode...

The 10 Weirdest World Records Broken in 2022;
Pilot terrifies sleeping wife with savage stunt prank: ‘Instant divorce’;
You Can Buy One Giant, 930-Calorie Fruit Loop for $20;
Police: Woman claiming to be ‘God from ancient Egypt’ attacks civilians, officers in Miami Beach;
Who's the Jerk? A Domino's Driver Shamed a Customer for Not Tipping;
The 3 Worst TikTok Food Trends of 2022;
Does Anyone You Know Over-Plan the Holidays? A Mom's Detailed Itinerary Is Going Viral;
NYC man indicted for stashing 6 kilos of ‘Joe Biden’ brand cocaine;
Airline Mistakenly Ships Family's Nashville-Bound Dog to Saudi Arabia;
Guy Claims He Was Kicked off Flight for Saying "Penis";
Cops Broke Down a Door to Save a Woman Passed Out in a Bowl of Soup, but It Was Just "Art";
Cop Accidentally Turned On Her Radio While Having Sex on Duty;
A KY woman walked out of her job a $175K lottery winner after receiving $25 worth of scratch-offs at a company holiday party;
Rogue Hippo ‘Swallows’ 2-y/o—Then Spits Him Back Out;
French Man With WWI Explosive Lodged in His Rectum Sparks Bomb Scare, Hospital Evacuation;
A Woman Stole a Watch from a Man in Vegas, & Hid It in Her Hoo-Ha;
62% of Men Over 30 Would Consider Dyeing Their 'Hair Down There';
Jobs Less Stressful Than "Disc Jockey" Include TSA Worker & Running a Nuclear Power Plant.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Feel Guilty My Friend Has COVID" & “Help! How Many Times Is Too Many Times To See A Movie In Theaters".

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S4E33 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

One man has found a good use for his facial hair: Decorating himself for Christmas & breaking world records. The staff at the Vatican were warned they could be victims of possession that cause them to be "holier-than-thou". Who knew that nutcrackers could actually crack nuts? Apparently the young people didn't & they're just now figuring it out. Plenty of nutty stupidity fresh from our Christmas break...

Adults are buying toys for themselves, and it’s the biggest source of growth for the industry;
Dozens Suffer Hallucinations After Eating Spinach Products;
Alligators, goat, raccoon & hedgehogs among more than 100 animals seized from home;
Couples Lose Their Minds Over Wedding Venue’s Dramatic Decor Change;
A Driver Was Caught in an HOV Lane...with an Inflatable Grinch;
The Washing Machine Tops a List of the "Most Confusing Appliances";
Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations Off Front Lawns.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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You may wonder if those sword swallowers ever screw up. Well, that answer is "yes". Men have been grabbing their crotches since Cro-Magnon Man. And now we have historic artifacts to prove it. When you're "hot", you're "HOT" & as you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", when you're hot on the Amazon TV show, "The Boys"...you're wiener is on fire. We've got some real fiery stupidity for you this week...

Dog Racks up Online Charges by Chewing Video Game Controller;
The Average Dirty Dish Sits in the Sink for a Day & a Half;
Dog accidentally pulls fire alarm at Iowa doggie ‘day camp’;
A School Nurse Stole Kids' Adderall & Replaced It with Aspirin;
Advent Calendar Recalled...for Possible Salmonella Contamination;
Guy Moons Judge During Zoom Call;
The Grinch Got Drunk & Beat Up Rudolph at a Company Christmas Party;
Woman Beaten with a Christmas Tree...By a Man Born on Christmas Eve;
Louisiana Senator John Kennedy Really Hates Kale;
A Driver Was Ticketed...After Driving on a Highway with Thick Snow Covering Their Windshield;
A Lady Wiped Out on Her Scooter, & Then Someone Stole It;
A Man Apologized for Setting a Cop Car on Fire, Saying He Does Stupid Things When He's Drunk;
23 People Have Been Named "Eggnog" in the Past 500 Years;
Identical twin sisters were accused of cheating on a test. A jury awarded them $1.5 million.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Always Travel To See My Family But They Don't Travel To See Me" & “Help! How Do You Inspire Your Kid To Chase Your Dream If You Were Too Afraid To Pursue Yours".

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S4E31 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Now there's Christmas decorations for the "Bona-Fide" Redneck: Lighted BEER CANS for you bushes. A police officer from Chicago becomes a "Florida Man" while vacationing in Florida. Commodes are being designed so smart they can learn the noises you make when you use them. You'll actually benefit from some "smart stupidity" this week...and then there's the junk food stupidity--

Man poses as attractive blonde woman, convinces police officer to hand over patrol car;
An Olive Garden Manager's Insane Sick Day Policy Got Her Fired;
Someone Stole a Nativity Scene & Replaced It with a Halloween Decoration;
Tourists Keep Throwing Marshmallows at the HI Volcanoes;
Tampa Police Chief Resigns After Flashing Badge To Dodge A Traffic Ticket;
FL man arrested after stealing over $1.3K in Walgreens toothbrushes;
Man Arrested for Shooting at a Squirrel, But Hit a Neighbor's Bedroom Window.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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If your job has become too much of a "rat race", maybe you should apply for a "Rat Czar" for the Big Apple. The pay alone is worth it. A Buddhist Temple in Thailand has found a way to bring in some extra cash. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a story of how some Monks discovered a new way to see visions. Take your holiday party up a notch by serving your eggnog mixed with mayonnaise when you "bring home the Hellman's". And we're bringing on the stupidity with this week's banal batch of blabber.

200 People Float Away While Ice Fishing in Minnesota;
Keep Your Hot Pockets Hot...in Cargo Shorts with a Literal "Hot Pocket"/Things Wearing Hot Pocket Cargo Shorts Says about You;
Doctors discover 187 coins in man’s stomach after he complained he was ‘bloated’;
New Trend: The Best Face Wash Is "Head & Shoulders" Shampoo;
Pepsi Wants You to Try "Pilk"...Pepsi + Milk;
A Hospital Patient Kept Unplugging Her Roommate's Ventilator, Because the Sound Was Annoying;
Man Hits Store Clerk Over "Karen" Crack;
Mom Accidentally Wraps Christmas Presents With X-Rated Wrapping Paper;
A Father Was Carjacked with His Kids Inside...So He Hopped in the Thief's Car & Chased Him Down;
Sheriff Instates Harsh New Disciplinary Policy at FL Public School;
A Prank of Surrounding Cars with Shopping Carts Is Trending Online;
Two Idiots Stole an ATM, Then Accidentally Set Their Van on Fire While Trying to Grab the Loot;
A Man Tried to Steal from a Walmart...During a "Shop with a Cop" Event;
GA webcam model accidentally shoots herself in genitals in ‘pornographic video gone horribly wrong’.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! My Husband Wants To Make 'Hoof Marks' In Our Yard Christmas Eve" & “Help! My Dad Is Embarrassing Around Non English Speakers".

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S4E29 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When Jesus tells you to do something do you do it right then? Even if it He told you to open the cabin door of an airliner flying high above Arkansas? One woman was an obedient servant & chaos ensued. Nothing says "Christmas" like "Buddy The Elf" & breakfast spaghetti. Thanks to HelloFresh & Warner Brothers, you can have some, too. Volkswagen Italia's longstanding Instagram handle has just been "discovered" by people who have rediscovered their teenage sense of humor. You'll find an unusual dose of humor in this week's stupidity, too...

It’s no hoot: Crazed owl terrorizes upscale neighborhood;
A Guy Sued a Company After They Fired Him for Being No Fun;
A Guy's Girlfriend Burned His House Down After Another Woman Answered His Phone...But It Was a Relative;
Alcohol use rises in states where marijuana is legalized (Duh...!);
GA fugitive gets himself arrested after commenting on ‘most wanted’ post;
Thief on Camera Brazenly Stealing Items by Dragging Them Out of Front Door of FL Store;
‘That’s not a fish’: Black cat drags alligator head into a house...in WISCONSIN.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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If you thought the McDonald's lawsuit over spilled hot coffee was frivolous, just ask Kraft about making Velveeta mac-and-cheese. Now for this Christmas season, you can "bring me some figgy pudding" SPAM to wish me a merry Christmas. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" was aghast at how a man was able to thread 90 inches of jump rope into his bladder. The holidays are full of stupidity and you've got it all in this week's insane episode.

New Video Game Lets You Play as Jesus Christ;
Beavers Building Dams are Protecting the Rivers Threatened by Climate Change in Colorado;
Thanksgiving Crime: A Guy Hunted a Turkey from His Car with a Handgun;
AR Fire Chief Fired Over Inappropriate Use of Emojis;
HelloFresh Denies Claim It Used Endangered Monkeys to Make Coconut Milk;
"Darrell" Stole a Car, & We Know Because He Bluetooth-Connected It to "Darrell's iPhone";
Half of Us Have a Family Member We'd Like to Ban from the Holidays;
A Man in a Raiders Helmet Was Arrested for DUI...After His 12-y/o Son Called 911;
A Bank Robber's Note Was Written...on the Back of His Birth Certificate;
An Amazon Driver Stole Packages...While Delivering Packages;
A Guy Pulled a Gun at Wendy's Because He Didn't Get Free BBQ Sauce;
FL Man with His Mom's Name Tattooed on His Chest Got Arrested for Assaulting Her Again;
Jack Daniel's Wants the Supreme Court to Ban a Dog Toy Called "Bad Spaniels";
Cops Shot an Arsonist in the Junk & "Changed the Looks of His Groin Forever".

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! Is It Rude To Request To Vacation With Someone Once Their Kids Are Older" & “Help! I'm Installing A Camera To Prove Someone Is Cheating"

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S4E27 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Ah, the Thanksgiving holiday. I had a wonderful week off seeing family & spending time together. A lot of families love to spend time together over a board game but be careful if you play Monopoly. As one family found out, it doesn't always end well. A family that pukes together, stays together...but does your family have a special container for the spew? Who knew that the Son of God had a transgender body? Apparently some kind of "spirit" led a clergyman in the UK to believe that & it certainly was NOT "Holy". The spirit of stupidity is present in this week's bonus episode, however...

A Man Spent a Month Slowly Filling His Work Fridge with Cheese...& Then It Was All Stolen;
Mom ‘too scared to sleep’ after seeing ghostly figure on security camera;
Some Idiot Tried to Rob Three Banks in One Day;
A "National Baby Formula Theft Ring" Was Busted in UT;
Smoking Pot May Not Be as Safe as You Think;
Paris Olympics, Paralympic Mascots Are Hats;
Earbud piece was stuck in British man’s ear for 5 years.

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One TV reporter got a free show on his flight on JetBlue. One radio DJ couldn't keep his "crap" together when he cracked up on the air. GWAR fans have some intimate ways to experience the intergalactic barbarians using cuttlefish. You can get intimate with some serious stupidity this week...

Man Arrested for DUI Was on Meth & Driving with Screech Owl;
TSA Finds Gun Stuffed in a Raw Baking Hen;
‘Irate’ FL man intentionally hits man with his Porsche after argument;
Is It Okay for a 5-y/o to Have His Birthday at Hooters? / Signs You Picked a Bad Place to Have Your 5-y/o’s Birthday Party;
Computer problems rampant at work? Average person battles 18 office tech issues each week;
A Guy Programs His Electronic Drums with "Beavis & Butt-Head" Noises;
FL 10-y/o Could Be Charged Over A Hug With School Counselor;
An 18-foot python ate an alligator — whole — in Florida;
Principal Suspended Over Student's Nazi Costume During Halloween Costume Contest;
AZ Couple Lose Teaching Jobs After Middle Schoolers Find Their Explicit OnlyFans Account;
A Guy Hugs His Friend Outside a Bar, & Didn't Realize He Was Showing People His Cool Knife;
A "Temporary Vasectomy" Involves Injecting Gel Directly into Men's Junk;
Feeling Lonely? Man-Sized Emotional Support Teddy Bears Now Exist;
1 in 3 People Fake-Smile to Pretend to Like a Relative's Cooking.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! Is It Wrong To Want To Convince A Friend To Drink Again" & “Help! I'm Hosting Thanksgiving & it's Getting out of Hand!"

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You'll discover a valuable lesson from a family who learned the hard way not to put up their Christmas decorations too early...like before deer hunting season. When a city loses 2 major sports championships in the same day, drastic measures must be taken to lift the spirits of the citizens--and that measure is rotisserie chicken. The Federal Government is having to point out the dangers of putting toad frogs in your mouth. Being stupid is not just dangerous, but deadly... and hilarious...

A Man Broke Into a House...to Steal a Vacuum Attachment;
Rats have rhythm like humans & like music like Lady Gaga, Queen;
Top Passive-Aggressive Office Behaviors Include Gossip, Sarcasm, & the Silent Treatment/Top Passive-Aggressive Comments You Hear at Work;
Tyson Foods CFO John Tyson Intoxicated & Sleeping in Wrong House;
Staff at "Karen's Diner" Aren't Happy & Asked to Speak to Management;
A Record $16 BILLION Will Be Spent on These Midterms;
A Woman Beat Someone at Walmart with a 10-lb. Log of Ground Beef.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Nothing says how much you remember your loved ones like wearing their skin after they die. Nothing shows your devotion to man's best friend than keeping Fido's fur around for a rug. Nothing gives nourishment to ward off anxiety than drinking your placenta. Nothing can be more stupid than what you're about to hear this week. Hold my beer...

Couple naming their baby after a popular restaurant chain–people say he’l be bullied for sure;
FL land buy for Chinese primate testing won’t end well, expert warns;
MO man is forced to pay $400 fine for too many SUNFLOWERS in violation of city’s ‘turf-to-flower’ ratio;
A Woman Called 911 Because She Doesn't Understand How Pork Works;
A Pair of Thieves Crashed into Each Other While Trying to Get Away;
Humans may evolve to have deformed bodies, 2nd eyelid from overusing technology;
Woman finds 2 pythons mating behind her microwave;
'Aquaman' Wears Fishbowl With Live Goldfish on His Head;
Razor Blades Actually Were Found Hidden in a Child's Halloween Candy;
Man Dressed as Mario Rides Firework Shooting Scooter Down Street;
VA Man Sneaks Into Disney's Magic Kingdom Without Paying; Attacks Park Employees;
Someone Showed Up at a Pawn Shop with a Used Coffin;
Wife Rents Her Husband Out to Other Women for Odd Jobs at $45 an Hour;
A Partially Blind Guy Shot a Home Intruder in the Butt.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Feel Like I'll Never Have Enough Money To Own A House!" & “Help! My Wife Thinks I'm Using Her Friend To Be Friends With Her Husband!"

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S4E23 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

While kids were getting their treats on Halloween night, a woman was giving the "tricks". While kids were taking in Disney World, a cop was taking in a fugitive from justice. While students were nervously waiting for the SAT scores, a UPS truck was spreading them all over the highway. Such stupidity is worthy of notoriety & that's why you'll hear about it right here. Along with these other samples...

A Woman Is Being Canceled on Social Media for Saying She Throws Away Her Kids' Halloween Candy;
A McDonald's Worker Calls 911 During a Robbery, & Her Mom Picked Up;
"Reverse Catfishing" Is the New Dating App Trend...Using Photos That Make You Look Worse;
A Woman Bit a Guy After He Asked for His Sex Toy Back;
A Catalytic Converter Theft Ring Got Caught, Because of a Catalytic Converter Necklace;
Prosecutors allege Teenagers killed their Spanish teacher over bad grade;
Your smartphone is ’10x dirtier than a toilet’—the spots you should clean immediately;
More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Isn't America the greatest country in the world when a business can put up a hiring sign asking for non-stupid people to apply? Then sit back & watch as all the stupid people get offended by it. A NY man brilliantly registers his 16oz. glass of IPA brew as his pet BEER. In China (where ELSE???), there's a man who suffers from being horny...in the most horniest place on his body... and it's NOT what you think--or it could be EXACTLY what you think. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will try to explain. But there's really no explanation necessary for the rest of the stupidity you're going to discover...

Young FL Man captures 28 Burmese pythons, gets top prize;
Man Carrying Gun at Corn Maze Accidentally Shoots Himself While Trying to Get Corn Kernels Out of His Boots;
AR Motorcyclist Trying to Flee Police Gets Tased & Bursts into Flames;
A Man Is Arrested for Kicking a Cop in the Groin, 6 Days After Getting Out of Prison—for Kicking a Cop in the Groin;
A Woman Shot at Mountain Dew Bottles in Her Backyard...to Keep Her DAD from Drinking Them;
A Guy Finds Wedding Ring in the Ocean, Tracked Down the Owner...But Was Told to Put It Back;
A Thief Missed the Door, & Ran Into a Large Glass Window;
A Study Found Picking Your Nose Might Cause Alzheimer's;
Clorox Recalls Cleaning Products Due to…Bacteria;
Some Idiot Stole a Radio Station's Branded SUV;
Burglars Were Caught After Robbing a Phone Store, When One of Them Forgot Their Personal Phone;
Pope Francis Warns Priests & Nuns to Cool It on Watching ‘Normal’ Porn;
Want to survive a zombie apocalypse? Survey finds you should flee to FL!;
Man with 9.5 Inch Penis Rejected for a Job Because They 'Thought He Had an Erection'

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! My Wife Doesn't Want To Leave The House If It 'Sounds' Cold!" & “Help! My Son Has Been Stealing Toilet Paper!"

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S4E21 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A pizza joint actually made a Halloween decoration that was so gross, customers begged to have them remove it. A mother's love for her son was so great that it revealed itself in her cooking...and it looked just like her son. A father & his adult son got involved in a childish game that broke out in a brawl with a possible drowning. We're drowning in stupidity for this midweek dose of dumbness...

Roach Infestation Cancels Trick-or-Treating in MI Neighborhood;
New Trend: Doing Your Make-Up So It Looks Like You Just Cried;
The "World's Dirtiest Man" Died Months After His 1st Bath in Decades;
A Mom Ordered a Halloween Decoration & Got a Sex Doll Instead;
Boxed Water Is Now Coming with Built-In Boxed Wine;
Owner found living in storage container with nearly 7-ft. alligator;
Mixing gold ions into whiskey can reveal its flavor.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Some people fantasize about making love to ghosts. Well, now there's a haunted house with some horny ghost ready to turn you on. Imagine getting your baby to finally "latch on" so you can breast feed...then have your nipple BREAK OFF! It happened to one very surprised mom. There's a gut gouging movie that has so much blood & gore theater-goers are puking their guts out & passing out in the aisles. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" says that it's causing so much buzz the box office profits are up 82%! There's plenty of grisly stupidity waiting in this week's episode...

You Can Now Get Buried Alive & Dug Back Up for $57,000;
FL man arrested after planning to ‘start a war,’ deputies say;
A Thief Was Caught Stealing a 14-Ft. Skeleton in Broad Daylight;
A Guy Left Voicemails for a Hitman but Dialed the Wrong Number;
Barilla Pasta Sued for Being Made in Iowa, Not Italy;
Middle Schooler Arrested After Allegedly Giving Away $10,000 of Grandma’s Cash;
A Guy Tried to Sell His Ex-Girlfriend's Mom's Ashes to Get Money for Drugs;
A Man Retires as a Cop, & Starts a New Career as a Drug Dealer;
German climate activists douse Monet painting with mashed potatoes;
Woman stumbles across a ‘whale’s PENIS’ that washed up on the shore while visiting the beach–as mystery surrounds how it got there;
You Can Now Buy Your Horse $1,200 Sneakers;
PA Bowling Alley Hosting a 'Balls Out Naked Cosmic Bowling' Night;
Woman Says She Was Infected with STD After Janitor Took a Whiz in Her Water Bottle;
Artist Goes Viral For Tattooing Baby.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: I Know My New Job Will Impact My Dating Life!" & “Help! My Brother In Law Keeps Watching Rated 'R' Movies With My Nephew!"

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S4E19 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Life imitates art at a Thai restaurant when the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers rescue a woman from an attacker. Oh the irony when a man from the Preservation Association demolishes a historic artifact in a Japanese Zen Buddhist temple--a 500 year old COMMODE. Incompetent men are getting judged by bitches...but not the ones you're thinking of. But if you're thinking of more stupidity, you'll find it in this episode...

A Guy In PA Illegally Imported a Kangaroo, and Hid It in His Closet;
A Man Set His Shower Curtain on Fire...to Get His Visitors to Leave;
Father & Son Shoot at Random Person After Neighbor Drops off a Package at Their Home;
TX woman films herself getting gored by bison at state park;
Man Wins the Lottery with Numbers from His Truck's Broken Odometer;
A Woman Unleashed Bees on the Cops to Stop an Eviction.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Having "The Talk" with your teen about sex is awkward enough, so why not have the talk while doing something awkward...like picking up poop from your dog? A typical 13-y/o was enjoying tantalizing his mom by chewing on a squeaky toy until his mom tried to grab it from him...and he swallowed the squeaker! Now even the ER staff is laughing. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has found a politician who has no chance of winning, so he had no objections to hiring an adult movie star to make a political PORN flick for his campaign. It couldn't have been more desperate...or stupid. Just like the rest of the examples you'll hear in this episode...

The 5 Rules for Surviving in a Stupid World;
Should All Cars Have a Feature That Prevents You from Speeding?/Other Annoying Things Cars Should Prevent Drivers from Doing;
A Mom Let Her 10-y/o Son Get a Tattoo;
Disney adult shoves Chewbacca, ruins kids’ day at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge;
A Radio Host Fainted on the Air While Confronting Her Fear of Spiders;
A Woman Got Scammed by a Guy Claiming to Be an Astronaut Who Needed Money to Get Back from the Space Station;
Busch Is Adding Another Exciting Beer...for Dogs;
PA Parks Officials Release Curious Statement About Bigfoot Warnings;
A Woman Had 23 Contact Lenses Stuck in Her Eye;
A Woman Got Caught Using a Stolen Credit Card, Because She Also Used Her Loyalty Card;
$400K Worth of Meth Was Found in Condoms...Stuffed Inside Pumpkins;
Man Shines Laser Pointer at Another Car…& Caused It to Crash Into Him;
Cops Caught a Thief After He Left His Severed Finger at the Crime Scene;
Roller Coasters Are Triggering the iPhone's Crash Detector & Calling 911.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: My Kid Won't Get Out of the Shower!" & “HELP! My Kid Won't Use a Toilet Seat!"

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S4E17 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A man gets arrested in NY for taking the "hunting" out of bear hunting with is use of donuts. A bride with elephant ears solves her appearance with Super Glue. Have you ever thought that the only thing about waffles is they don't get you drunk? That problem is now solved, thanks to Kellogg's. And if all this sounds stupid, well... there's more...

A Wedding Argument Ended with a Car in a Golf Course Creek;
Man Clings to Back of Semi-Truck for 130 Miles;
A School Superintendent Was Charged with DUI After Crowd-Surfing at a High School Football Game;
Texas Pete hot sauce face lawsuit over product being made in NC;
16% of People Don't Use Deodorant Regularly;
An Unarmed Bank Robber In FL Pretended His Finger Was a Gun;
8 Skydivers Over 80 Execute Formation Above FL.

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If you're going to smuggle snakes into the country, do you think you could find a better way to do it besides stuffing them into your britches? One man couldn't. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", his lair in FL this week, will be relating a story of a frustrated Brit who has a woman-shaped shrub & men are so attracted to it, they are fornicating with it. He'll also tell of a story that's just now getting exposed about a popular UK soccer star who was very "well endowed" & had passed out from a hard night of partying. That's when his friend decided to use decorative marbles in the most phallic way possible. The stupidity is split 3 ways this week & also includes...

White House Unveils Artificial Intelligence ‘Bill of Rights’ Plan;
A FL ‘Hometown of Tomorrow’ Kept Power on During Ian;
An Unwanted & Inhospitable Lighthouse Finally Sells;
A Wanted Fugitive Applied for a Job at a Police Station;
"Stranger Things" Halloween Display on Hold After Neighbor’s Complaint;
People Won't Stop 'Swatting' a Guy Because He Said Norm Macdonald Wasn't Funny…back in 2018;
Man told to get a hobby for his mental health goes out and buys 300 tarantulas;
IN Man Arrested for Swinging Machete at People on Walking Trail;
Man slapped after proposing with Ring Pop at Toronto Blue Jays game;
A MI Farm Got Caught Using 'Raw Human Waste' as Fertilizer;
Police Tase FL Man Who Was Using His Toddler as a Human Shield;
It’s Canned Water. And It’s Nearly a Unicorn;
STUDY: 7.4 million Brits masturbate when at work;
America's First Gourmet Restaurant for Dogs Just Opened.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP: Have You Ever Tried A Happy Lamp?!" & “HELP: Am I Stuck In A Nora Ephron Movie?"

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If you can't get daycare kids to behave, you have to get creative. But you don't have to put the brats in psychological trauma. If you're looking to work in the lap of luxury, there's a job waiting for you feeding grapes to people at a restaurant. If you're already living in the lap of luxury, don't leave your diaper bag sitting out where thieves can snatch it from your car. If you're satisfied with being in the seat of stupidity, you're in the right place because here's what's sitting here waiting for you to enjoy...

Complimenting a Stranger is What We’d Most Like to Do in Public But Don’t Have the Guts;
Dish Network, Sling TV Quietly Dropped Disney Channels;
Airline explains why plane wing covered in duct tape after photo goes viral;
More Than Half of Americans Believe Aliens Probably Exist/Things Aliens Would Say If They Landed on Earth Today;
A Flight Attendant Stole an $8,000 Bracelet in the TSA Line;
A Woman Was Caught on Camera Stealing a Skeleton Arm;
Women in Neon Green Bodysuits Attack Teens on Manhattan Subway.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Stupidity is hereditary and that means that my son is also producing a podcast of his own! Check out The Button Pusher on Spotify or where ever you get your podcasts...

Nothing says, "I Love You" like an engagement ring & nothing drives that fact home stronger than saying it with a pumpkin spice latte. Apparently the grown-ups are getting jealous over what their kids are getting in their McDonald's Happy Meals... so my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain that now McDonald's is giving them their own. Hurricane season always brings out the best artists who draw on weather maps. And "Pancho" will also tell you that it's always up for interpretation. You can draw your own conclusions from this week's stupidity...

World's Hottest Pepper Eating Contest in PA Ends After 3 Tiebreakers;
Dump truck! Thief steals rig, learns it’s loaded with bat poop;
People Are Worried That If Their Dogs Could Talk, They Wouldn't Be PC;
CA school dance postponed due to bats in gym;
My gown caught on fire at my wedding—& I didn’t even notice;
A Guy Broke into a Police Station During a SWAT Training Exercise;
False teeth could double as hearing aids;
FL Woman Pulled a Gun When She Thought Someone Cut in Line for Gas;
A Couple Used Dirty Diapers to Trick Porch Pirates...But the Thieves Retaliated with Cow Manure;
Hurricane Reporter Explains Her CONDOM Microphone Covering;
TikToker Risks His Life During Hurricane Ian to Create Viral Michael Jackson Tribute;
Huge Study on CUSSIN’ Finds Jacksonville, FL In The Top 3 Who Do It Most/People Who Always Have Permission to Swear;
A 67-y/o Woman Stole $2,000 from a Roadside Corn Stand That Works on the Honor System;
Internet Backs Dad Who Left 'Ungrateful' Family In 'Squalor' on Vacation.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “HELP With My Friend's Smack Talk" & “I'm Trying To Get My Boyfriend To Hydrate More (Or At Least Flush The Toilet)"

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If you want to get more business for your upstart franchise, get a world record achievement... like an over-sized bobblehead. If you want to get out of solitary confinement, tell the correction officers you're giving birth. If you want your church to be worshiped by everyone in town, paint an Eggbeater Jesus on the front of the building! All of this sounds so stupid. That's because it IS! And there're more...

FL 2nd grader instructed to ‘send picture of you doing reading homework in bathtub’;
A Man Got a Ride Home from Police...& Hours Later Was Arrested for Drunk Driving;
An Uber Driver Outed a Guy Who Stopped to Pick Up His Mistress;
1 in 5 Male Office Workers Wear the Same Shirt 3 Days a Week;
Ratings of a Romantic Partner's B.O. Differ Depending on Attachment Style;
A Guy Calls 911 on His Sister for Stopping His Laundry;
A Guy Got Caught with Drugs After Parking in a Handicapped Spot.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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How bad to you have to love your job to go looking for science in prehistoric puke? How bad to you want "Sleepy Chicken" basted in cough syrup? How bad do you want nookie? Find the answers to these & more stupid questions in this ridiculous episode with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who just finished his home improvement project & it didn't get blown away by Hurricane Ian...

Bitter Ex Pees Every Day At His Ex-Wife’s Grave, Her Son Claims;
College Kid Threatens to Blow Up a Nuclear Reactor if Their Football Team Didn't Win;
A Woman Spent 3 Days in the Hospital After Her Dog Pooped in Her Mouth;
The Cops Were Called When a Mother's Friend Picked Up the Wrong Girl from Daycare;
Average person feels comfortable passing gas in front of their partner after 6 dates;
A Teenager Was Arrested for Carjacking Someone on Sesame Street;
A Sign in Washington, D.C. Misspelled "Virginia" as "Virgina";
The World's Worst Public Toilet Is in Tajikistan...& Yes, It's Gross;
Snakes & Mice Fall Through Ceiling of KY High School;
Couple Filmed Having Sex in the Ocean Get Slapped With Fine;
Study Finds Even Fetuses Hate Kale/Things I Hate Almost as Much as Kale;
A Thief Was Arrested When He Ran Out of Gas in Front of a Police Station;
A Woman Named "Grumpy" Allegedly Stabbed Her Husband at Goodwill;
A Company Will Pay You $50K to Move to Iceland for a "Simpler Life";
Cannibal Pleads Guilty to Killing/Eating Part of a Man Named Kevin Bacon.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “How Big An Age Gap Is Too Big For Dating?" & “Should I Tell My COVID-phobic Family I'm Going On Vacation?"

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How hungry do you have to get to eat your shoes? If you wear Crocks & are stranded on a deserted island, you may be able to cook up a pair. The family that gambles together, goes to the "big-house" together...and the casino gets a whopping fine. If you're doing research at a library website in VA, you might want to check that URL... And there's more stupidity where this came from...

A Guy Flew 1,800 Miles to Buy the New iPhone a Few Hours Early;
A Massive Family Brawl Broke Out...Over Unmarked Chinese Takeout;
Southwest Airlines Gave Ukuleles & a Free Lesson to Every Passenger o a Plane;
Self-Proclaimed ‘African Prince’ Fleeced Investors of $800K;
Grown Man Squeals Like A Little Girl When a Squirrel Invades His Study;
A Thief Stole a Car, & Then Got It Stuck in Wet Pavement;
Prankster Hijacks Plane's Intercom & Makes Grunting Noises/Things You Never Want to Hear Over an Airplane Intercom.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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If you're looking for a bargain, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a deal for you. If you work for a company making fake meat you don't need a story about you biting into the "meat" of the person you're brawling with. What do scorpion sex, knob-turning, & ancient enemas have in common? They're all nobel winners...of the stupid kind. And we have more real "winners" in this episode....

Why one AL town erects monuments to the boll weevil;
Restaurant Sues After A Man Took Back His $3,000 Tip;
Man struck by lightning while playing PlayStation in his living room;
FL Man Fires Shots After Someone Says Fishing off Dock Not Allowed;
Man Pounds a Hole Through to Neighbor's Wall & Points a Gun at Him;
Dad buys newborn son his own $2.8M yacht & $34.6K wardrobe;
‘Unpatriotic’ raccoons repeatedly invade official’s home, poop on flag;
Man Starts Swinging Ax Around at McDonald's;
Karma? A Man Tried to Rob a Gas Station...Then Ran Out of Gas;
TX Sheriff deputy gets sick after taking drugs he mistook for candy;
FL Patient Couldn't Fart or Poop After Doctor's Mistake;
A Perv Is Posing as a Reflexologist & Offering Random Women Foot Rubs;
Man Drives a Mile in Reverse to Break Guinness World Record;
NE Man Makes World's Longest Journey By Pumpkin Boat on 60th Birthday;
Lewd Couple Has Sex in Transparent Swimming Pool as Crowd Watches.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “My Neighbor Wants To Know If I Want To Go In On A Doomsday Shelter" & “I’m Called Greedy That I Refuse To Let Mother-in-Law Lick My Ice Cream!"

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The fat hits the fire when a junk food delivery is dropped off with a triggering note. Lubricants from cow snot may prevent herpes...and any possible sexual desires as well. A bartender went rabid when a woman brings a raccoon into a bar & passes it around. And there's so much more rabid stupidity...

A Reality Star Who Makes Moonshine Was Arrested for—Making Moonshine;
Scientists Just Invented Painless Tattoos;
A Guy Made $100,000 Suing Telemarketers & Opened a Bar Called "The Wrong Number";
Bluetooth Mouthpiece Straps to Your Face & Muffles Your Voice for Loud Phone Calls in Public;
Should you tip your vet? Consumers aghast as more businesses prompt for tips;
Angry Drivers Can Get Paid $4,000 to Let Out Their Pent-Up Road Rage;
Hero Chick-fil-A Worker Stopped An Attempted Carjacking.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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A chess player known for cheating offers to strip naked to prove he's not cheating. Nursing home residents in wheelchairs get treated a stripper (who isn't playing chess). "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew (who works in finance), has a stupid tale of how the Securities & Exchange Commission busted a FL "Mother Teresa" after uncovering her ponzi scheme. And this is just what's at the tip of the stupid iceberg. Wait 'til you see the other stupid stories we've managed to dig up!

FL School Teacher Arrested for Twerking on Student;
GA Deputy Police Chief Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute;
A FL Man Pulled a 3ft. Sword On A Cop During a Traffic Stop;
A Man Was Arrested After Somehow Shooting Himself in the Backside;
Woman Is Spends $4,000 to Go to HI to Scatter the Ashes of Her...Hamster;
Wendy's Employees Disabled Railroad Crossing to Make Work Shift Easier;
Sly dog tricks neighbors into thinking it killed mailman;
Ty Cobb’s dentures up for auction online;
A Woman Was Arrested After Faking Her Own Kidnapping to Extort Her Mom...for the 4th Time;
Kids Start to Realize We're Full of Crap Around Age 6/Lies We Keep Telling Our Kids Even AFTER They Realize We're Full of Crap;
Kellogg's Is Selling 'Just Add Water' Cereal with Powdered Milk;
WV Coal Miners Rescue Couple Stranded in Broken-Down Electric Car;
Teen Allegedly Fakes Birth Certificate to Play High School Football Again;
Man Arrested for Stealing TVs from Walmart...& Selling Them in Parking Lot;
School Bus Driver Tells Kids She'd "Shoot Them" If They Didn't Stop Asking Where They're Going.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about "My Boyfriend Keeps Using My Favorite Pillow" & "I Just Realized I'm The Friend That Flakes All The Time"

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Only in America can you get the cops called on you for trying to buy a homeless guy a meal. That's what one woman found out at a Popeye's in GA. Do you like your ground coffee wrapped in seaweed when you brew it? The Swiss think that the Earth-Friendly crowd will. Would you eat at a restaurant that served a menu based on the tragedy from the 9/11 attacks? Turns out, most wouldn't & the restaurant pulled the menu. This & more stupidity awaits in this bonus episode!

Half of Us Would Choose to Stop Sleeping If Our Bodies Didn't Need It;
‘Extremely toxic’ Puss Caterpillars spotted in FL;
Man Survives 3 Days Lost in the Wilderness After Losing Arm in Alligator Attack;
TikToker Says She Resigned from Her Job After Given Ultimatum By Boss to Socialize More;
Dye spill turns stretch of SC Interstate highway pink;
A Man Was Arrested for DUI...After Driving His Car Into the Ocean;
He pulled a strange fish with BIG teeth from a FL pond. Was it a piranha?

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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A record-breaking carving of male manhood has been uncovered & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the cold, hard, facts! Italian food lovers wept over spilled Alfredo sauce that creamed I-55 in Memphis, TN. Nothing kills a romantic mood like a carjacking & "Pancho" has the stupid situation one couple found themselves in when they were at the height of romance! The stupid truck has delivered another load...

The Trailer for "Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey" Is Out;
Study finds: Men happier in relationships when they think they’re funnier;
Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets;
Firefighters find ‘unusual smell’ aboard plane—was bottle of nail polish;
Cop Arrested for Posing…as a Cop;
Can You Puke on Command? If So, This Company Is Hiring:
A Guy Broke into an Animal Shelter & Let The Dogs Out;
Japanese Government Struggles To Get Rid Of The Floppy Disk;
Iowa town Can't Find Their time capsule;
Rudest Cities in America Include Philadelphia (& Philly Has Beef with It);
Woman Calls 911...Because She Was Stuck Upside-Down at the Gym;
An Intruder Was Caught with His Pants Down While Charging His Phone;
Pilot Threatens to Turn Plane Around if People Didn't Stop AirDropping Nude Pics;
Cabbage Patch Kids hospital where dolls ‘give birth’ & get adopted freaks woman out;
A Guy Met Up with His Ex to Get Money for the Tires She Slashed...& She Stabbed Him;
Brilliant or STUPID? Putting Your Toilet Seat in the Dishwasher;
CT Man Apprehended After Masturbating While Skateboarding Along Trails.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about "My Wife & I Don't Share A Lot Of Interests" & "I'm Self Conscious About Dating Because I Have To Pee A Lot"

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Wouldn't you love to book a peaceful flight on an airline with NO screaming babies. So would one UK woman. Nothing says the end of a pandemic than the return of wrestling in a vat of gravy. Nothing screams COOL like wearing clothes stained with ketchup... and least that's what Heinz is hoping. And there's even more stupidity ahead...

Canadian Politician Has Bike Stolen an Hour After Promising to Reduce Bike Theft;
Guy Wears Pink Wig While Getting Laid Off;
Survey finds young people follow news, but without much joy;
New Yorkers With Pot Convictions Will Now Be the 1st to Get to Sell It;
Castaway Survives 11 Days at Sea on Floating Freezer;
Boy Finds Giant Backyard Worm the Size of a Snake;
A TikToker's Top 16 Rules for a 1st Date.

And the weakly round-up of the stupid current events in the "Insane Week In Review" along with our "winning" examples from the "Genius Awards"!

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Oscar Meyer has the answer to a hot summer day...a Popsicle...but it's not what you think. A new TikTok trend has girls presenting their shirtless beaus for display as they point out the guys' best "features", but it's not the guys who are upset about it... If you are prone to walking or talking in your sleep, take note of this story that my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells about a man who was acting out his dream of slaughtering a goat...on HIMSELF. I couldn't dream up half of the stupidity you're gonna get in this episode...

Hungarian Weather Officials Fired After Inaccurate Forecast;
A Woman Was Charged $8,000 After the Rental Car Company Claimed She Drove 22,000 Miles in 3 Days;
Two Women Made Fake Bomb Threats Against Campbell's Soup..."Mmm, Mmm, STUPID;
The Average Parent Deals with 6 Mini-Emergencies a Day;
A Tesla Owner Had His Digital Key Implanted Under His Skin;
There's a Potential Cure for Food Allergies...But It Smells Like Dog Poop;
Toyota Is Working on "Hitchless Towing," Where 2 Vehicles Are Only Connected Through WiFi;
Man Threatens to Call Cops on a Burglar Unless He Cleaned His Bathroom;
Woman Drives 30 Miles Before Noticing Naked Man Asleep in Back Seat;
Video shows young girl walk alligator on leash in Philadelphia park;
A Naked FL Man Climbed Through a Taco Bell Drive-Thru Window;
Cabbage Patch Kids hospital where dolls ‘give birth’ & get adopted freaks woman out;
A 25-y/o Floridian Could Become the 1st Gen Z Congress Member;
A Tire Fell off a Moving Jacksonville School Bus, with Kids Inside;
Man Arrested After Trying to Call a Prostitute...While on His Honeymoon.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions on "Is It Corny To Put Notes In Your HS Student's Lunch?" & "Is Snacking “On the Go” Ever Okay?"

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A startup coffee shop in AL that goes by the "Biblical" term for "donkey" finds the local town fathers acting very stubborn about their new enterprise. A Pocahontas Princess from Disney gets disorderly after getting plastered. While some employees are "quiet quitting", they may also be the victim of a "quiet firing" by their boss. What is with all this stupidity? Find out this & more...

New Dating Trend: Having Dinner in a U-Haul;
Have You Tried the "Pantyhose-Candle Challenge"?;
Millennials Are Dumping Streaming Services...for TV Antennas;
4 in 10 teens can’t tell the difference between real & fake medical information online;
A Man Didn't Like a Cigar He Bought...So He Set The Store On Fire;
MO School District Brings Spanking Back—& Says Some Parents Are Grateful;
A Drunk Driver Tried to Convince a Cop She's Sober...By Doing Ballet.

More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Where, if you prefer such things, would you like to do some boot-knockin'? There's a poll to find out...but it doesn't include a Ferris Wheel--which is where one couple picked. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", explains that the patrons at the amusement park were not amused at this particular "attraction". The couple was even aware that people were watching. But so were the cops. People who treat their pooches like people was delighted to have a doughnut with their doggies. And Krispy Kreme was happy to oblige. If you're trying to amp-up your sperm count, you should freeze your balls off. And people are doing just that. You're going to crap gold bricks when you see the rest of the stupidity for this episode:

GOLD Could Hold the Key to IBD Treatment That’s Cheaper & Non-Invasive;
People Who Play Music While Studying More Likely to Have Higher GPA;
Forklift stolen from CA Home Depot in broad daylight;
A Gym Is Offering Free Hypnosis to Trick People into Enjoying Exercise;
Your Kid's Backpack Has 30 Times More Germs Than Your Phone;
Forklift stolen from CA Home Depot in broad daylight;
Scientists Find Glowing Arctic Fish With Antifreeze In Its Veins;
A Guy Trying to Carjack People Got Hit by a Car...Twice;
Here's Why Tommy Lee Posted His Wiener on Twitter;
Climate Change Could Force the Loch Ness Monster Out of Hiding;
Campaign Offers Free Belts to High Schoolers With Sagging Pants;
A ‘2-headed cat’ post from Animal Shelter gets attention on Facebook;
Guy Drops Daughter Off for 1st Day of School, Then Wrestled an Alligator;
Man Sprayed People with Bear Spray Outside of Restaurant.

Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answer to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice!

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S4E1 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

We begin another season of stupidity with a Godzilla-sized moth found in Washington state...and it wasn't squashed...it was photographed! What would be a good romantic first date? Breaking into a church to play piano, then robbing the collection plate perhaps? If you need to get even with your enemies...and you have plenty of time on your hands to plot your revenge, you may want to consider making CROWS your new pets. And the new season has more stupidity to share...

Man finds rare purple pearl inside a clam while dining in Delaware;
A Motorcyclist Got Pulled Over Because the Mannequin He Was Delivering Didn't Have a Helmet On;
A Woman Escaped & Shot at Officers After Being Detained...Not Arrested;
What is thirdhand smoke? Study finds even handling a smoker’s clothing could cause cancer;
Most of Us Admit We Like to Gossip—at Least a Little Bit;
Couple Arrested After Drugs Found Next to Toddler's Happy Meal in SUV;
Internet Debate: What Folder Color Should Be Used for Each Subject?

More current events that I've made stupid with the "Insane Week In Review", more "winners" from the "Genius Awards", & I've got a new "Verbal Meme" to pass along, too.

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When a Burger King Cheeseburger considered is weaponized in a battery assault charge, you know it's going to be stupid. When God allows a skunk to spray a man who tried to rob a church...WHILE he's being arrested, you know it's going to be stupid. And when you need an educational video to teach millennials how to use an over-the-air TV antenna so they can receive "free TV", it's going to be stupid! Which is why you're going to hear stories like this on this podcast! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", & I both have plenty to share...

Camel burgers need to be your next NJ food adventure. Yes, really;
Family Sues Funeral Home Claiming a Maggot Wriggled Out of Their Loved One’s Eye;
New Health Trend: Taping Your Mouth Shut While You Sleep;
After 22 Years & 120 Court Hearings, a Guy Finally Got a 25¢ Refund;
New Scam: Notes on Cars That Say "Pay Me So I Don't Have to Rob You";
Purchases That Cashiers Might Think You’re Stupid for Buying;
Family Spends 48 Hours in the Wild Due to Google Maps; It Should Be a Lesson for Everyone;
Guy Calls Out Neighbor for Not Cleaning Up Dog Poop...So Neighbor Defecates on His Lawn;
Miller High Life Is Selling Alcoholic Ice Cream That Tastes Like a Dive Bar;
Naked FL man wielding machete tried to steal another man’s clothes;
Lottery Loser Shoots A Store Owner With Homemade Gun;
There's a "Karen" Action Figure Whose Nemesis Is "Joe the Manager";
There's a "Karen" Action Figure Whose Nemesis Is "Joe the Manager";
Spirit Airlines Employee Suspended After Fighting Woman;
Drug Dealer Arrested After He Sends "Random Text" to County Commissioner.

"Pancho" will also answer a couple more questions about life from a couple of folks seeking his sage wisdom & you can play along with "Pancho" to see if you can do better than he can in answering the stupid questions from this week's "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E102 Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Do you care that spiders dream during REM sleep? Do you want to taste your dreams in a can of Coca-Cola? Does it taste like spider dreams? Do you have wet dreams about Tommy Lee's manhood or nightmares after you saw it on full display on his social media posts? Find out these & other stupid conclusions this week!

A CEO Caught Heat for Posting a Crying Selfie After Laying People Off;

A Woman Let Her 6-y/o Drink a Beer at a Gas Station;

A Woman Was Arrested...for Twerking on a Car’s Dashboard;

Married woman in China who dated 18 men at once arrested for scamming them out of $300,000;

A Bunch of Port-a-Potties Fell Off a Truck & Got Hit by Cars;

NY Man Arrested For Drawing Inspection Sticker For His Car;

A Car Thief Tried to Hide from the Police...Inside a Teddy Bear.

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I've been told by so many people that if I don't know how to do something I can always look up a YouTube video. Except if I want to give myself a nose job, as you'll find out when my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains what happened to one stupid moron who tried it. If I need a good side hustle, I can take up the violin...even if I have no idea how to play one. Because stupid people will give me money if I can successfully "finger-sync" for them! A family that fights together, gets arrested together...just as one family of 4 found out after they collectively tried to stab each other. Can things get more stupid? Of course they can! And there's more to prove it...

Pop-up NYC Restaurant Served Cat Food Dishes To Humans;
Chick-fil-A Asks for "Volunteers" in Exchange for Chicken Sandwiches;
God Suggested That a Christian School Move Into a Former Strip Club;
Black rat snake found inside bag of popcorn at VA store;
Someone Tried to Unload "Cursed Fridge" Containing "Stepmother's Soul";
This New Flying Car Could Hit the Market in Weeks After FAA Approval;
Couple Gets Red Zone Parking Ticket...But Curb Was Painted While They Were Parked;
"Red Bull Addict" Stole a Ton of Red Bull & Led Cops on High-Speed Chase;
Applebee’s launches lip glosses that taste like chicken wings;
Woman intent on revenge set fire to wrong house;
UT man accused of causing wildfire by burning a spider;
Dead Spiders Are Now Being Transformed Into Robotic Grippers;
Sewer cleaning project in IA causes toilets to overflow;
Papa John's Is Introducing Crust-less "Bowls" with Just Pizza Toppings;
This Is the Angriest Country on Earth;
Woman Denied "FCANCER" Vanity License Plate Getting Help from ACLU.

"Pancho" is read to answer more stupid questions in the "Insane Game Show" where you can "Play along with Pancho"...and you can also hear the depth of his wisdom when he answers life's toughest questions with 2 more submissions from people who want to "ASK PANCHO"!

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S3E100 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you're busted for DUI on a Walmart scooter, you've reached a new low of white trash crime. If you're too fat to fit through a playground tunnel, you've reached a new high of entertaining your grandchildren. If you've had coitus interruptus on location where the "Game of Thrones" was shot, you've reached a new level of stupidity! We've reached the 100th episode of this season with more examples of stupidity...

The Choco Taco is gone for good;
Man Gets Store Club Card Tattooed on His Arm So He'd Never Forget;
McDonald’s customer orders 10-piece McNuggets and gets…well, not that;
A Scientist Shared an Image from the James Webb Telescope...But It Was Actually a Slice of Chorizo;
Drug Suspect Tells Cops to Relax, Because "Meth Is Legal Now";
An Inmate Burned a Hole in a Jail Window Using Hemorrhoid Cream;
Polish institute classifies cats as alien invasive species.

After a week off for vacation, we cover 2 weeks in the "Insane Week in Review" with as much of a stupid spin as possible. There's 7 more "winners for our "Genus Awards" as well!

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I woke up at 3:30am to drive for an hour to watch the sun come up over water. Sounds stupid, but it looked cool. The regularly scheduled podcast returns next week.

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VACATION ANNOUNCEMENT: This Episode (98) will be the last one before I take a week's vacation... Episode 99 (the Midweek BONUS Episode) will have a one week gap. So, don't call me with your stupidity. I'm on vacay.

How does NASA feel about astronauts' auto-eroticism in space? Is it the "final frontier"? How do you feel about relaxing after a hard day at the office with a nice martini...made with Velveeta? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you if it's worth tasting! What was this woman feeling as she tried to ride a dolphin topless? These stupid questions have stupid answers...and we have more:

Drunk 1-man protests for not being let into room–at the wrong hotel;
Bear Destroys & Poops Inside Woman's Car After Being Trapped for Hours;
A Woman Sues a Man for $10,000...Because He Stood Her Up;
A Flight Was Delayed...Because the Pilots Couldn't Get Along;
To Pay Off Drug Debts, 2 Guys Stole $36,000 Worth of Chewing Gum;
Thieves Returned a Watch to Someone...After Realizing It Was Fake;
FL woman armed w/pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix;
Disbelief as Paris councilor claims rats plaguing the city are victims of PREJUDICE & are simply ‘waste control assistants’ & should be renamed;
Check Out This Town's Wild Road Lanes, Which Were Painted Incorrectly;
Woman Finds Intruder Asleep on Sofa...& 911 Suggested Waking Him Up;
Chess Robot Breaks Finger of 7-Y/O Opponent;
TikTok Creators Have Been Banned From Sacred Sites In Nepal For Being ‘Nuisances’;
Nurse Shares Craziest Excuses for Fathers Missing the Birth of Their Child;
Bill That Would Ban Puppy Sales in NY Pet Stores Awaits Guv’s Signature;
Doing Absolutely Nothing Has Mental Health Benefits;
Burglary Suspect ID'd by His Own Blood…from a Mosquito.

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S3E97 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you love candy corn, you may not love this...and if you love tailgating, you're gonna hate this! If you're goal in life is to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records, this either takes a lot of skill or stupidity--you decide. If you've ever dreamed of doing your yard work in your birthday suit, consider moving to Stuart, FL! And there's more midweek madness is this stupid episode...

Thieves Robbed a Pastor During Church...& Got $1 Million in Jewels;
Do You Have Trouble Opening Jars? It Might Be a Sign That You're Dying;
$500,000 Worth of Pokémon Cards Were Stolen from a 62-Y/O Man;
ID Man Recaptures Hot Dog Throwing World Record;
A Man Threatened a Bus Driver for Driving Slower Than He Could Walk;
Churches sue to use hallucinogenic tea in religious practice;
A Basketball Coach's Advice for His Team: Don't Fart in the Dead Sea...It Hurts!

Stupidity is accessible as the latest current events & the "Insane Week In Review" will give you the full recap! There's another batch of stupendous stupidity with 7 more "winners" in our "Genius Awards"!

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Being an NYPD cop just notched up a tic now that the men in blue can smoke some green. A reminder if you're noodling catfish & get into an argument with your partner: Never summon Bigfoot. Now you can impress your lover with a timeless "adult product" you bought them from WALMART. Plus, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a creative new idea on what to get his little boy, "Panchito" for Christmas...an action figure with daddy's face on it! And there's more summertime stupidity galore!

A Guy Tried to Break into a Little Caesars by Sliding Down an Exhaust Pipe;
100-mile yard sale going through Elk & Clearfield Counties in PA;
A Wordle Board Game Will Be Out in Time for Christmas;
Woman Climbs Through McDonald's Drive-Thru Window, Tries To Make Her Own Food;
A Guy Is Suing Bass Pro Shops for Not Honoring a Lifetime Warranty on Socks;
A Pilot Ran Out of Fuel and Landed on the Interstate...While Drunk;
FL woman surprised by uninvited iguana, in her toilet;
New "Nap Boxes" Allow Workers to Sleep Standing Up;
Curious manatee grabs hold of boy’s surfboard off Florida coast;
A Drunk Driver with 2 Missing Tires Tried to Blame It on Covid;
Man Suctions 10 Cans to His Head for World Record;
A Guy Asked 911 to Bring His Girlfriend Some Sour Patch Kids;
Nuclear Plant Accidentally Sends Voice Alert Warning Beachgoers To Evacuate;
A Company Locked an Employee's Computer Remotely When She Stepped Away to Grab a Snack.

"Pancho" will again lend his vast wisdom & sage advice to a couple more folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about life's questions like, "How Many Dates Is Too Many On Dating Apps?" and "My Neighbor Keeps Playing Music On My Alexa"! Don't forget about the "Insane Game Show" where we can play along with "Pancho" to solve more stupid questions!

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S3E95 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Have you got an outrageous birth story? I'll bet it's not a wild as this WV couple. Doesn't it irk you when you do something nice & you're not thanked for it? At least you don't pull a gun on someone to retaliate. If you're looking for ways to cool off in the Dog-Days of Summer, removing one piece of clothing will be the quickest way to be cool...and put a smile on your face. And there's more steamy-hot stupidity...

Disneyland's Instagram Got Hacked by a Guy Claiming He Invented Covid;
Dozens Spend Months in Church Awaiting the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ;
An Ice Cream Called "Chocolate to Die For" Got Recalled Because It Could Kill People;
A Teen Was Watching "Stranger Things" While Driving and Hit a Semi;
Video Shows Stupid Fools Backflipping Off London’s Tower Bridge;
TV Weatherman Talks About Hot Weather in TX Possibly Leading to Blackouts—As A Blackout Occurs;
A Family Had Lunch at a Waffle House…Then Robbed It!

I've got the full rundown of the week's stupidity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as another set of real "winners" for the week's "Genius Awards"!

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In the "People Behaving Badly" Dept: You'll discover what happens when the little toddlers who threw a fit in the grocery aisle & were coddled by their parents grow up & get charged $1.75 for "extra sauce". My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" reveals some UN-covering that took place on 2 police officers who were "investigating" massage parlors & were fondled as part of "gathering evidence". And an ex-funeral director was making money on a side-hustle, selling body parts from dissected corpses. Just check out the rest of the stupidity that was found in the latest "autopsy" of society...

FL man says ‘spirits’ told him to set boss’s future home on fire;
Man arrested after leaving kids unattended in car with weapons;
Police Look for Someone Who Broke into a Pool...& Dropped a Deuce;
The 10 Sweatiest Cities in America Are All in These 4 States;
Guy Runs from Cops-Did a Parkour on a Building-Got Caught Anyway;
A Man Was Caught After Shoplifting 11 Cases of Beer;
Man ‘Doing His Own Research’ on Hiker Deaths Gets Lost & Is Rescued;
Couple Steals 3 Air Conditioners, But Left Behind an ID....& a Crack Pipe;
A Tech Millionaire Bought a Giant Cold War Radar to ‘Find UFOs’;
WI woman pleads not guilty to decapitating sex partner, severing his penis;
Scrabble players quit game after 400 ‘offensive’ words banned;
Someone Blew Up "America's Stonehenge";
Narcissistic Men Don't Last as Long in Bed;
Shocked hotel guest sees couples having sex in jacuzzis below his balcony;
A Guy Broke into His Grandma's House by Headbutting a Window, Then Stole Her Weed Eater;
1 in 3 haven’t reconnected with extended family in 4 years!

"Pancho" is back to play another round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" & there's a couple more folks with questions to "ASK PANCHO" about troubling life questions like, "My Husband Has 4 Fish Tanks" & “My Ex & Fiance Are Going To Be At The Same Event!"

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S3E93 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Now PARENTS have taken to TikTok with their own Challenge that pranks the kids in the most stupid way possible. Starbucks should probably leave the chicken sandwich concept to Chick-fil-A after their short-lived menu item poisoned dozens of customers & employees. Wimbleton provided a "Quiet Room" so their “guests can retreat for a moment of private meditation, prayer or reflection”. Which they did...sort of. Sounds of "Oh, GOD!" rang out from behind the door as horny tennis fans had "religious experiences" inside. We've got a restocked warehouse of fresh stupidity...

FL Man Tried to Outrun the Cops on a Lawnmower;
An American Tourist Fell into an Active Volcano After Taking a Selfie;
It’s so hot in TN that birds are panting like dogs;
62% of Us Think Eating Dip with a Spoon Should Be Socially Acceptable/Other Things We Should Be Able to Do in Public Now;
A Study Found the Best Sex Position for Women Is Missionary;
You could buy a real-life vampire slayer’s kit from the 19th century;
Should Pregnant Women Get to Use the Carpool Lane?

Plus a 2-week summary from the best in current events in the "Insane (Two Weeks) In Review" as well as 7 more "winners" in our "Genius Awards"!

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Where else would you find former friends & neighbors ruining their relationship over a raging rooster murder than FLORIDA? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will bring you the lowdown on this FOWL incident. Summer is the time for road trips & the biggest interruption to them are those incessant "potty stops" because someone's gotta pee! Well, prevent those unnecessary pee breaks with a shot of BOTOX! And what's that noise coming from between your legs? Is your scrotum whistling or are you just that happy to see me? We've pegged the needle on the stupid detector this week.

Stupid Summer TikTok Trend Is to Dig a Massive Hole at the Beach;
Dunkin' Offered Free Coffee to 100 "White" Customers, But It Was a Typo;
Dozens of sailors confirm their warships were swarmed by ‘at least 100’ otherworldly UFOs;
Look out, Pasco Co., FL: Here come giant African land snails;
The Inventor of the Cell Phone Says: Put Them Down and "Get a Life!";
Coast Guard Escorts Carnival Cruise After 60-Person Brawl;
FL Man Set Off a Firework, Lost His Hand;
Delta Offered $10K for a Guy's Family to Take a Later Flight, & He Said No;
Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’;
Unique ‘Jetsons’ house for sale in… Oklahoma;
A Woman Broke Into a Home...& Fell Asleep on the Couch;
Couple Fined $1,500 for Parking in Their Own Driveway;
Highway Swarmed with Bees When Truck Carrying Them Overturns;
Arby's & Old Spice Teamed Up for a "Meat Sweat Defense Kit";
Kangaroo in Louisiana Released from Enclosure by Parrot;
A Guy Tried to Land a Security Job at Disney World by Stealing R2-D2.

Play along with "Pancho" again this week with another stupid round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" & there's more questions from folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about the mysteries of life. Hear what his sage wisdom brings...

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What was once old is new again. Folks are dropping big bucks to get nostalgic with their undergarments. A perp on the run from the police picks a place to hide in a pile of poop. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew has a unsettling tale where passengers on an airline were airdropped a pic from a older man who was "just having a little fun" and wanted to share his experience with everyone. So buckle up...there's going to be a lot of stupid turbulence on this flight...

A Bride Needed a New Wedding Dress, Because Her Grandmother Was Accidentally Buried in Hers;
A Fast Food Worker Dropped Meth in a Customer's Bag;
Scientists Discover Biggest Bacteria Ever, Visible to Naked Eye;
Vegan Burger That Tastes Like "Human Flesh" Wins Top Award;
Insanity pleas possible for man who killed couple & ate a man’s face;
Study Reveals Half the world’s rivers are full of prescription drugs;
Pair face fines after taking a raccoon into pet store;
Man Breaks 2 World Records: Speed Drinking Mountain Dew & Tomato Sauce;
Mayor Drunkenly Crashed Her Car...An Hour After Meeting with the Families of Drunk Driving Victims;
China Invents a Mind-Reading Device That Can Tell if You're Watching Porn;
Similar body odors can lead to same-sex friendships;
Family’s Entire Roof Removed in Contractor Mistake;
A Drunk Guy Stole a Cop Car Then Responded to a Call;
A 4th of July Poll Found 1 in 8 Americans Can't Name Our 1st President;
A Man Robbed Someone at Gunpoint, After He Refused to Buy Him Wendy's Chicken Nuggets;
Church Group Needed to Be Rescued After Hiking Up a Mountain to Get Close to God.

And we have more folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some of life's complex issues like, "My Neighbor Hates My Movie Nights" and "I'm Dating The Guy Of My Dreams & I'm Not Happy".

We have another round of the "Insane Game Show" so put on your thinking hat & play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess faster than he can!

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S3E90 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

The pickleball craze has driven seniors to take off all their clothes to play the game. An attorney can't seem to keep his clothes on, especially while driving. And now you can have great-grandma give you recommendations on your favorite restaurant from beyond the grave! These & more stupid antics await...

6 Reasons to Drink Pickle Juice;
TikTok Is Obsessed with a New Game Called "He's a 10";
Research Discovers Tiny mites mate on your FACE while you sleep;
A Man in an "I'm Too Good for Drugs" T-Shirt Got Busted for Meth/Top Quotes Criminals Should Never Have On Their T-Shirts;
‘Dionysus’ Leads FL Team to Record-Breaking Python;
A Man Got Hammered & Lost a USB Drive with Data on an Entire City's Residents;
Boy Asked Frank Lloyd Wright to Design Him a Dog House–& He Did!

The past week's stupid current events are delivered more stupidly than they occurred with the "Insane Week in Review" and the stupendous antics of some "real winners" get the Genius Awards for this week!

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Many churches have divided over depictions of Adam & Eve having belly buttons...but did DINOSAURS? Apparently. When you leave this earth, you typically leave behind an epitaph on your tombstone--unless you're tasteless. Then you leave an epitaph that one family chose to leave on the tombstone of their loved one. If you think getting an STD is bad, you'll be celibate as a monk when you hear what my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has to tell you about one strain that's nearly impossible to treat. And the stupidity continues....

I’m a teen & became a multi-millionaire with my lemonade business;
Hypnosis Cured a Man of His $700-a-Month Pepsi Addiction;
NH distillery turns invasive crabs into whiskey;
Woman orders chair on Amazon—receives bonus vial of blood;
British Cocaine Boss Busted by Cops Thanks to Conor McGregor Mural in His House;
Bus driver says he didn’t know his gummy snacks included THC;
NZ Stargazers Left ‘Freaking Out’ by Weird Blue Light Spirals in Night Sky;
A Racoon Chased a Woman & Her Dog Into Her Home;
A Map Shows Where Locals Can Find & Pick Wild Food for Free;
Most Working Parents Are Experiencing "Burnout";
A Guy Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase Through a Golf Course;
First Date "Icks" Bad Enough to Cancel a 2nd Date;
A "Karen" Ruins Neighbor's Outdoor Wedding w/Loud Weed Eater;
KFC Invented a New Utensil: The "Finger Spork";
47 cats found living in a car with their owner in MN;
Internet Explorer Is Officially Dead at Age 26.

There's 2 more folks seeking the wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew when they "ASK PANCHO" about burning issues like "What Do You Do With Pets After A Break Up" & "How Do You Convince Someone To Go To Therapy Who Needs It But Doesn't Want It"

Don't forget about the weekly "Insane Game Show" where you can play along with "Pancho" & guess the best answers!

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S3E88 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Instead of having people give eulogies at a loved one's funeral, a woman chose to "hock a loogie" onto the corpse. The parents of one FL criminal obviously gave their son the WRONG name for his life choices. A graduation party for a 17-y/o student ended with a voyeur incident that was being videoed from a cat box in the bathroom. If these are stupid enough for you, there's a whole lot more in this episode!

The Average Parent Tells Their Kid "No" 23 Times a Day;
Suspected Thief In AL Swims To Police After Kayak Capsized;
45% of People Say It's Harder to Be a Dad Today Than Ever Before;
Authorities seek owner of 300-pound mystery pig wandering in TN;
Chinese State Media Deletes Post Saying They May Have Found Aliens;
FL Man Intentionally Gets Pulled Over To Secretly Tell Cops He Was Being Kidnapped;
FL man dressed as cow among several arrested in drug house bust.

You'll get up to speed with stupidity from the week's current events in the "Insane Week in Review" as well as hear about 7 more "winners" in the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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If you think you're being taxed too much, you haven't farmed in New Zealand where cow burps will cost you. Imagine being so paranoid that you have to carry your poop around so no one will find out you have a disease. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will reveal that the Russian President lives like this all the time & has aids who have to clean up after him. Nothing like leaving this world with a big "send off". An elephant with a grudge sent the corpse of a 70-y/o woman into the "wild blue yonder" at her funeral...after it trampled her to death earlier. Plus more tales of the stupid side...

Burger King’s LGBTQ+ Whopper Ad Causes a Stir;
A Guy Bought Insurance 26 Minutes After Crashing His Car;
A Guy Got Attacked by an Alligator After Mistaking It for a Dog;
Mystery Machine from ‘Scooby-Doo’ listed on Airbnb;
Guy Gets Drunk, Stole His Boss's Car, & Parked It on a Set of Train Tracks;
Workers at an M&M Factory Had to Be Rescued from a Vat of Chocolate;
Fish leather is here, it’s sustainable–& made from invasive species to boot;
Man threatens to blow up downtown White Castle;
Disorder in the court: Cockroaches released during hearing;
Boston transit agency to try urine sensors on elevators;
Coors Pulled a Bunch of Beer After People Were Getting Cans of "Slime";
People Think They’ve Spotted a Chupacabra Near a Zoo;
A Delivery Driver Shot a Chick-fil-A Worker, Over a Missing Milkshake;
Happy the elephant at Bronx Zoo is not a person, NY’s top court rules;
Geico Must Pay a Woman $5.2 Million, After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy's Car;
Would You Release 100 Cockroaches in Your Home...for $2,000?

My Insane FL Nephew will also again respond to questions to life's complex problems when 2 more people "ASK PANCHO" about encouraging their kids to go to a community college & what to do about your housemate who is obsessed with putting up security cameras THAT DON'T WORK.

There's another round of the "Insane Game Show" so get ready to guess the answers as you play along with "Pancho"!

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S3E86 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A Reddit user solves a mathematical word problem that may gross you out. Sex robots may be able to get you off...but with AI printed skin, you may now be able to help a sex robot get off. One toddler wouldn't get off a display toilet because he still "needed to finish" his job! And there's more stupidity that needs to get finished for this Midweek Bonus Episode...

A Man Who Raps About Robbing ATMs Got Busted for Robbing an ATM;
A Bike Rider in CA Was Chased Down the Road...By a Zebra;
New Trend: "Healthy Coke"...or Balsamic Vinegar & Sparkling Water;
A Guy Told a Cashier to Empty the Register, Then Stole a Sex Toy Instead;
A Guy Paid with a Counterfeit Bill, Then Used the "Not My Pants" Excuse;
Graffiti Artists Hit Yet Another National Park;
A Poll for Father's Day Looked at the Top Dad Habits/Gifts Dad REALLY Wants for Father's Day.

And get the week's latest current events in the most stupid way possible in the "Insane Week in Review" as well as hear about the "real winners" with the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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What's the cheesiest thing a woman could do to her nails? Make 'em smell like Velveeta, of course! But what happens if you have too much cheese? You store it in caves...in "The Show Me State". And If you need something delivered FAST, you call FedEx...which is EXACTLY what a FedEx truck driver did when his girlfriend "delivered" a mouth-watering gift to his lap. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will wittingly describe what happened next. And you'll find out other close encounters of the STUPID kind with these samples...

Some Restaurants Are Now Adding Fees to Your Check to Counter Inflation;
'Washington Post' Reporter Suspended 1 Month for Retweeting Sexist Joke;
A Man Robbed a Bank...the Day After He Finished an 8-Yr.-Prison Sentence;
NASA says it will investigate mysterious mounds on moon in Artemis mission;
Guy Did $5 Million in Damage at Museum Because He Was "Mad at His Girl";
The Word That West Virginians Ask Google How to Spell Is...West Virginia;
A Guy's Angry Girlfriend Crashed a Mack Truck into Their Mobile Home;
A Car Thief Was Released from Jail, & Was Arrested Again After Trying to Steal a Car in the Jail Parking Lot;
Pigeon Steals the Show at Service for the Queen of England;
An Inmate Broke Out & Tried to Steal a Little Girl’s Bike in Escape Attempt;
The Future of Drive-Thru? 4 Dedicated Lanes...& Food Delivered by Elevator;
Company dropping plans to equip drones with tasers;
Woman Who Sold Her Farts in a Jar Is Now Selling Her Boob Sweat;
A Man in FL Stole a Jet Ski, But He Didn't Know How to Swim;
Man found with trunk full of avocados arrested on suspicion of grand theft.

There's a couple more questions submitted from folks seeking the sage wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (or whatever he's calling himself this week...!) with topics like, "Help, My Grandkids Are Canceling Me!" & "Is It Weird To Have A GoFund Me To Send My Kid To A Good Preschool?"

And more fun playing our "Insane Game Show" with "Pancho" to see if you can tell the difference between a "Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar"!

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S3E84 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Once again I feel confident to strut onto a beach knowing my physique will drive women wild with my 2-liter abs. Dad-Bods are all the rage, but my guess is my pasty white skin may not be. A woman from Alaska was all the rage in a Brooklyn bar when she saved the customer from a savage attack by a ...POSSUM. A woman is sexually attracted to & wants to marry her "boyfriend"...a Boeing 737...she's named, "Dicki". And there's stuff more stupid than even this...

Coffee Drinkers Less Likely to Die Early Than Coffee Dodgers;
Don Mattingly's Son Crashed His Car Then Drove to the Dealership to Sell It;
PA theme park ride strands riders upside-down;
Officials at airport seize cocaine stashed in wheelchair;
Someone Installed an Electrical Outlet...Into a Traffic Light Pole;
The Next Supply Chain Shortage: Movie Theater Popcorn;
No, you aren’t automatically saving money by working from home. Here’s how much it’s costing you.

And more stupidity right from the latest current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the brain-trusts that have earned a spot in the Stupid Hall of Fame & receive this week's Genius Awards"!

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There's naked butts in Butte, MT & it all ended with a head-butting incident. You've probably said the beer you're drinking "tastes like piss". Now there's beer MADE from piss. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about an intense daytime romp a man had with his wife was soooo good he lost his mind--literally. And there's even more 5-star stupidity ahead...

Mum In ‘Hysterics’ As 3-y/o Girl Gets Head Stuck In Toilet Seat;
Some Stupid Idiot Points a Gun at a News Crew During a Live Report;
A Viral Hack on TikToc to Keep Avocados Fresh Could Actually Kill You;
An HR Quiz Claims Workers Would Rather Get a Ping-Pong Table Than a Raise;
Walmart Is Issuing Citations for "Mistakes" Made During Self-Checkout;
Flight attendant warns why you should never use toilet paper onboard;
Guy Walks Into a Burger King & It Was Empty...Because No One Showed Up for Work;
Dad Charged $4,290 After Son Smashed Huge Teletubby Statue That Scared Him;
Principal Had to Take Care of 12 Horses All Day Because of Outdated Law;
Let the Mona Lisa Eat Cake;
Sonic workers flee from large snake found behind fryer;
A Pizza Pop-Up Didn't Realize Their Website URL Is Accidentally Vulgar;
Milky Way has 4 ‘malicious’ alien civilizations that could attack Earth;
Thieves rob Brooklyn church of $2M tabernacle, decapitate angel statue;
KY doc Stephanie Russell allegedly hired a hitman to kill her ex—twice;
How Do You Feel About Pickle-Flavored Mountain Dew?/Top Slogans for Pickle-Flavored Mountain Dew.

I'll also "ASK PANCHO" a couple of questions submitted from folks seeking to tap his deep wisdom from some of life's mysteries like, "I Don't Want to Attend Anymore Potluck Dinners" & "Everyone Wants to Talk Politics But Me". And you can play along with "Pancho" to see who guesses faster in the weekly round of the "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E82 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

When the redneck camper is taken to a new level of "hillbilly", you convert a helicopter into a "helicamper". Bring on the "Church Lady" to warn unsuspecting children of a satanic possession if your Barbie doll does yoga. A $3 million "study" finds the best fertilizer for your peonies is "pee". Did I mention it cost $3 million? Did I also mention there's MORE stupidity? Can you handle it?

Woman Finds Face Of Wizard Gandalf Hidden In Her Floorboards;
Nabisco Is Selling an Oreo/Ritz Mash-Up/Food Mashups We Want to See Now That There Are Ritz-Oreos;
Miller Lite Invented a Beer-Infused Charcoal Called "Beercoal";
A Guy Plowed His Car into a Newly Remodeled Dairy Queen at Full Speed;
So Alec Baldwin Is Lecturing People on Workplace Safety Now;
Raccoon Gets Stuck Head-First In CA Home’s Roof;
Angry McDonald’s customer BLOCKADES drive-thru for 2+ Hours over McMuffins.

The latest current events are stupidly spun in the weekly "Insane Week In Review" plus our collection of "brain trusts" who win the "Genius Awards"!

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Sometimes things come in 3's: So this episode features stupidity about peeing, penises, & perverts. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" tells a story that may cause you to re-think ordering a milkshake from a Vancouver, WA Arby's. He's also found a woman who has found the perfect lover...who's her imaginary sexual "gratifier" & can perform better in bed than any "earthman"... You'll find some strange gratification from some of the other stupidity that's featured, too...

Man Arrested for Ramming Into Ambulance Because It Was Going Slow;
Johns Hopkins students invent edible tape to keep burritos together;
A Woman Drove into Wet Cement While Running from the Cops;
A Teenager Thought a Guy Had a Knife, but It Was Just an Old Flip Phone;
Texas 2-Y/O Orders 31 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers On Mom’s Phone App;
Woman Calls 911...& Twerked...When McDonald's Got Her Order Wrong;
Even Students Didn’t Like This Senior Prank;
New Tool for Babies’ Health: a ‘Smart’ Pacifier;
Amish Buggy Driver Charged with DUI After Crashing Into a Cop Car;
One of the 1st Couples to Marry Over Zoom Has Divorced, & They Still Haven't Met;
2 Men Arrested After Abandoning an Entire House in the Middle of Road;
Guy Builds Air Horn to Blast When His Neighbor's Dog Barks;
Woman Attracted To Objects Starts Dream Family Of 9 After Marrying Zombie Doll Bride;
Did a Fake Costco Tweet About Hot Dogs Tank Its Stock Price?

"Pancho" loans out his vast knowledge to 2 more folks who need to "ASK PANCHO" about some of life's biggest questions like "My Kids Hate Bathing" & "My Family Is Always Talking About How Much Money People Make". Play along with "Pancho" again this week for another round of our "Insane Game Show" to see if you can answer faster than he can!

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S3E80 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It takes a special kind of stupid to swallow the swab you're using to give yourself a COVID test. But they're out there. And they're on this episode. In the on-going stupidity of food mashups, now we have pepperoni that comes with the soft-drink included. As the US powers past using fossil fuels to power their vehicles, the French have a smelly solution. This and even more silly stupidity awaits...

JetBlue makes hostile bid for Spirit Airlines after twice being rebuffed;
Man Calls Police When a Truck He Stole 5 Days Earlier...Is Stolen Again;
Cats Actually Know Each Other’s Names, Study Suggests;
Should Companies Have to Offer Paid Menstrual Leave for Periods?;
The Lady Who Fed Cheetos to Monkeys at the Zoo Insists She Did Nothing Wrong;
The Lady Who Fed Cheetos to Monkeys at the Zoo Insists She Did Nothing Wrong;
The Ringling Bros. Circus Is Returning Next Year...Without Animals.

More insanity from the weekly current events are stupidly covered with the "Insane Week in Review" and more award-winning stupidity from this week's entries for the "Genius Awards"!

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When you mix stupid people with monkeys, you're going to get some great material for a podcast. When you mix a thoughtful Mother's Day idea with a careless Catholic school, you get major embarrassment. When you mix high school seniors with a stupid idea for a prank you get in trouble with the PETA as one FL high school found out. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gudro", knows about this particular high school since it happened in the very area where his parents live! "Pancho" will also answer some more questions from people who "ASK PANCHO" about hiding a tattoo from your parents & what to do when your significant other isn't a fan of your silliness." And there's more stupidity to amaze you...

Man proposes to woman at her father’s funeral: ‘Pure disrespect’;
A Woman Threw Pee When She Got Upset Over a Pooping Chicken;
A Man Who Was Arrested 3 Times for DUI Drove to Court...Drunk;
There's a "Kool-Aid Man" Trend That's Causing Broken Fences in NE;
Passenger With No Flight Experience Lands Small Plane in Miami;
A School Held a Burial for a Classroom Skeleton, Which Had Real Bones;
Couple Receives Wrong Hotel Room Key, so They Went in & Stole Stuff;
A Teacher's Aide Asked a Middle Schooler to Move His Truck, & They Hit 3 School Buses;
More Than 60% of Americans Are Hiding Something from Their Employer;
Leaders at San Jose church confirm they conducted ritual to rid 3-y/o of ‘evil spirits,’ leading to her death;
Worst Mother's Day Gifts Ever: An Xbox Controller & a Gunshot Wound;
A Thief Stole "Gazing Balls"...That Contained Ashes of the Victim's Parents;
Online Searches for Vasectomy Info Soars Since Roe v. Wade Opinion Leak;
A Woman Tried to Frame Her Husband by Putting Child Porn on His Phone;
Home Depot Rep Forces Man to Physically Return 240 Sq. Ft. of Defective, Unrolled Pine Straw.

"Pancho" will also try to solve more questions in the weekly "Insane Game Show", that you can play along with as well...and see if you can guess better than he can!

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S3E78 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

An ingested cat toy has created a viral sensation for a dog who ferociously farts from a peculiar position. The Bible prophet Elijah called the bears down from the mountain to maul the youth who teased him about his bald head. Today, we're more civilized. We just slap a sexual harassment suit on them. If you're sexual hunger includes a sweet tooth, you'll be interested in devouring the latest trend in women's lingerie. And that's just the start of the stupidity...

UT Woman Says School Gave Her 5-Y/O to a Stranger;
And Now, There's Cup Noodles...Makeup;
Family Dollar’s Rat Problem Just Got Bigger;
A Lady Stole a Jacket on Display at an Art Museum and Had It Tailored;
Pizzeria Bans Lone Minors After ‘Disrespectful’ Teens Leave 1¢ Tip;
Nantucket Moves to Allow People to Go Topless at All Its Beaches;
Plastic Recycling Is a Hoax!

And, of course, there's the weekly "Genius Awards" that's doled out to 7 more stupendous stunts. Plus, get the summary of the week's stupidity in the news with the "Insane Week in Review"!

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Have you ever wanted to see some Karma given to those annoying scammers who bilk people out of millions of dollars? Well, you now have your chance & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it is the most righteous prank EVER! You'll also find out why "Pancho" has a grave dug in his back yard. He had his own stupidity happen at his FL home! If you've ever spotted a vending machine & sudden got the "munchies", now you'll hear about a vending machine that could ultimately GIVE you the "munchies". NASA wants to contact extraterrestrial life with naked pictures from Earth...and it's sounds out of this world! Plus, there's more "other-worldly" stupidity waiting in this week's episode...

Why Your Farts Smells So Much Nastier in the Shower;
Woman Pees Off the Side of Disneyland’s "Pirates of the Caribbean" Ride;
A Burglar Stole a Lawn Mower...But Mowed the Victim's Front & Back Lawns with It First;
Some Perv in FL FaceTimed Random People with His Junk Out;
Guy Thought He Saw a Guy Stealing from Grocery Store...So He Shot Him;
A Guy Didn't Add Milk to His Cereal, & It Punctured His Lung;
A Trespasser Tried to Hide from Police by Draping a Sheet Over Himself;
7-y/o Girl Goes Viral On TikTok After 1st Communion “Wine Chug”;
‘Dead’ woman bangs on coffin to say she’s alive during her own funeral;
An Alligator Broke into a Couple's Garage and Drank Their Diet Coke;
CDC Tracked Millions of Phones to See If Americans Followed COVID Lockdown Orders;
Husband Expects His New-Mom Wife To Cook For Him At 2AM;
2 Hospitalized After Fight Over Doughnuts;
Satanic Temple Sues PA School Over Rejection of ‘After School Satan Club’;
A Guy Who Had to Grow a New Weiner on His Forearm Is Finally Whole Again;
What Your Hand Would Look Like if It Was Designed for Self-Pleasure.

The wisdom of my Insane FL Nephew is being tapped again by 2 more who want to "ASK PANCHO" about "I'm In A Mouse Hunt" & "I'm In A Mouse Hunt". We'll have more "Insane Games" to play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess the answer faster than he can!

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S3E76 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - I proudly sport a dad-bod & have never been interested in getting a tattoo. Until I read this story about a guy who tattooed 6-pack abs on his dad-bod belly. Now I'm rethinking. The family that vandalizes together stays together...in the Big House... Such was the case with one woman & her kids. A family in CA ended up being "for the birds" when they arrived home from vacation to discover to their horror that the swallows did not return to Capistrano...but to THEIR HOUSE! And there's more stupidity galore...

Drug Suspect Told Florida Police His Name Was ‘Tyler Durden’; Man opens emergency door, walks on wing after United flight lands in Chicago; He Forgot About His Whisky for 30 Years. It Was a $1.2M Blessing; Is This Okay? A Couple Let Their 6-y/o Child Run a Marathon; 65% of People Think It's Cool to Bring the Family Along on a Work Trip; 40,000 Pounds Of Chicken Nuggets Spilled On PA Highway; Lost for decades, Dorothy’s dress from ‘Oz’ up for sale.

There's the summary of stupidity in the "Insane Week in Review" as well as the latest geniuses who get the weekly "Genius Awards" for stupendous stupidity!

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Do you miss rotary dial phones? If so, there's a new cell phone waiting for you...to assemble yourself! If you've ever run out of milk for your cereal for breakfast in the morning, now you can just use OJ...thanks to Tropicana. There's been people who have married animals, trees, themselves...but what about marrying a digital computer-synthesized fictional character? And what happens when the relationship develops "communication problems"? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will elaborate on this one. These are some of the stupid situations we'll sort through in this episode. And we're just at the tip of the iceberg...

A Guy Threatened Someone with a Magic Wand; 4-y/o Orders $230 Of Starbucks & Dunkin’ On Grandma’s UberEats Account; Controversial Theory: Ancient ‘Hobbits’ Are Still Alive; Lady Who Coughed on Uber Driver Now Accused of Stealing Nurse's ID; A Man Was Arrested for Public Urination 3 Times in 10 Days; A Sheriff's Volunteer Was Caught Selling Drugs Out of His Patrol Vehicle; Half of Parents Still Financially Support Their Adult Children; IL Main Finds 60-y/o McDonald’s Meal In His Wall During Renovation; A Guy Hooked His Microwave Up to AI, & It Tried to Murder Him; A Woman Ran Up to a Urinal & Stabbed a Guy in the Butt; Parents Angry After Teacher Confiscates Daughter’s Phone For A Week— & Uses It As Her Own; Woman Marries Her Cat To Try To Get Landlord To Let Her Keep The Animal; Woman Goes Viral On LinkedInN After Revealing She Sits Under Her Desk Whenever She Needs To Escape ‘Overstimulation’ In The Office; An Evil Twin Used a Good Twin's ID to Steal $72,000 in Military Benefits; Hikers, Brace Yourselves for a New Poop Protocol!

And "Pancho" has more wisdom to share for 2 more who want to "ASK PANCHO: about "My Mom Makes Me So Insecure" & "“I Went On A Date With A Guy Who Looks Like My Best Friend's Husband"! We'll also play along with "Pancho" with our weekly "Insane Game Show"!

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FL Drivers who get too much to drink are great dancers! Just ask the FL Highway Patrol who stop them! If you met Jesus in a locker room who wanted to give you a hug & a kiss, would you feel blessed? One guy did NOT. If you've fallen off a cliff too many times while snapping a selfie, Snapchat has the answer for you! A drone to follow you around taking your photo. And there's other stupid accounts from stupid people...

Guy Blames His Farts on the Dog, & It Cost His Wife Thousands in Vet Bills; A Woman Got a DUI After Driving Down the Stairs of a Police Department; FL woman threatened to bomb hungry son’s school; Your dog’s personality may have little to do with its breed; Man Bizarrely Claims He Has Sexual Relationship With The Mona Lisa; Angry Note Written on the Hood of a Car Parked Across a Sidewalk.

Plus, more of the week's summary of the stupid current events as well as highlighting 7 more winners receiving the "Genius Awards"!

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If someone ever tells you that a roller-coaster would scare the $#!* out of them, you'd better take them at their word. It actually happened at Bush Gardens. If you ever drop your phone in an outhouse, you may just want to pass at the opportunity to fetch it. As my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you, you could wind up like one woman in Washington state: Upside down in crap... If you have a son who keeps his incapacitated father locked up in a room full of crap, it's time to cut him out of the will. Which should have been the case for one stupid FL man. And more crappy stories of stupidity...

A Study Found It's Not Your Fault Your Mother-in-Law Hates You; Scammer Promised to Leave Easter Eggs in People's Yards, Then Didn't Show; A Bride & a Caterer Secretly Drugged Their Wedding Guests; Tough on Meth Sheriff's Daughter Arrested for Meth; 14% of Men Want a Urinal in Their House...91% of Women Do Not; Man found stealing sacks of crawdads from LA pond around midnight; A Jockey & Racehorse Both Tested Positive for Meth; A Guy Inhaled a Drill Bit at the Dentist; A Guy Named Aaron Burr Was Arrested for Pointing a Gun at Someone; A College in UT Is Offering a 'Pornography Studies' Class; Man Exposes Himself to Entire Hair Salon; 229 Lbs. Of Marijuana Discovered After Woman Runs Out Of Gas On Bridge; Boy born with 2 penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors; People with Kids Are More Likely to Have Road Rage; CNN+ Streaming Service Shuddered Less Than 1 Month After Debut; Lifehacker's Best & Worst Ways to Legally Get High.

"Pancho" will have some wise advice to some of life's questions as we hear from 2 more folks wanting to "ASK PANCHO" about situations like, "Help, I'm Too Embarrassed to Go Back to My Bank" and "My Favorite Foods Give Me Gas". Play along with "Pancho" to see if you can guess the right answers in this week's "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E72 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The viral video of the rat dragging the slice of pizza in New York City has been eclipsed by a NYC roach who has a bad smoking habit. If you're a former cop who attempts an armed robbery at a dollar store, you best either rethink your options or follow through. If you're looking for a fling while doing some world traveling, the Scottish have some surprises up their kilts! Plus there's more examples of flaming stupidity...

A Shoplifter Started a Fire as a Diversion & Burned Down a Home Depot; A Study Found Swinging Your Arms While Running Is Unnecessary; Drug Suspect Found When He Flashed Laser Pointer at Police Helicopter; Astronomers Say Probing Uranus Should Be a Top Priority; ‘Easter Bunny’ Listed As Prosecutor In Hundreds Of IA Court Cases; A Felon Tried to Go Through Disney World Security with a Gun & Drugs; 1 in 5 Drivers Have Flipped Someone Off in the Past Year.

I'll run through the week of the latest current events and tell you how stupid they are, plus show off 7 more "winners" with the "Genius Awards"!

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A big mix-up in Kindergarten class results in some mixed drinks for the kiddies. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down how it happened. A man who ran a golf cart stealing operation finally met the long arm of the law after stealing 63 carts in 7 states! "Pancho" also has some revealing information from a professor in England about a new "theory" on the Loch Ness Monster. And it's a WHALE of a tale. Plus there's these samples of stupidity...

All Over TikTok, People Are Kissing Their Best Friends; Shirtless FL man breaks into restaurant; Steals lava cake, cobbler & ice cream; Cheating Wives Are More Likely to Own a Cat Than Any Other Pet; Neighbor’s Warning Sign: ‘Do Not Buy That House’; A USFL Player Got Fired for Wanting Pizza Instead of Chicken Salad; Study: Your Mother-In-Law Bickers With You Due To Evolution; Bizarre 75-Foot-Wide ‘Portal From Hell’ Opens Up In Lake In CA; NJ drug bust nets $243K, 100+ lbs. of weed at drug ‘convenience store’; Cockatiel lost for 3 years identified with help from TV theme song; Portable nuclear device missing from stolen vehicle in PA; $2,000 stimulus checks could be coming for people in this state; Teacher Would Rather Be Redeployed to Iraq Than Go Back to a Classroom; Driver Says His Tesla Car Computer Froze at 83 MPH on Freeway; A Man Was Awarded $450,000 Because He Didn't Want a Birthday Party...But His Boss Surprised Him Anyway; Man Accused Of Ruining Pal’s Wedding After Sneaking Pizza In For Hungry Guests; Easter Bunny Accidentally Hands Out Condoms at Elementary School.

Also, "Pancho" offers his sage wisdom to 2 more people who will "ASK PANCHO" about "Do You Keep The Past A Better Memory?" & "I Don't Want To Go To My Neighborhood Party". We'll also have another round of the "Insane Game Show" where you can play along with "Pancho" to see who can guess better!

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S3E70 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! - Some people still will try anything to achieve pleasure with themselves. And nearly every time, they land in the ER. Such is the case with this Swiss man who nearly collapsed as lung while working SOLO. When you order a pizza delivery. you would expect the have the delivery person leave with something...like a tip...but not your pet cat. Imagine having your plane delayed due to a bomb scare. Then you find out it was caused by a gaming console that the TSA agents THOUGHT was a bomb... And there's more stupidity from people faking government agents for personal gain & more...

A Woman Arrested for Car Theft Drove to a Court Appearance in Another Stolen Car; A Guy Pretended to Be a DEA Agent to Get a Discount at Wendy's; A Man Trying to Steal an Audi at a Dealership Claimed He's a US Marshal; Babysitter Accused of Putting Child in Dryer & Spinning Him Around; 53-Y/O Crashed Through 8 Headstones While Learning to Drive in a Cemetery; Who's the Biggest A-Hole You Know? It's Probably One of These 3 People; Rich People Paying "Professional Baby Namers" $10K to Name Their Kid.

This week's current events couldn't get any stupider...but I certainly try with the weekly "Insane Week In Review". Plus the geniuses of stupidity get honored with another set of "Genius Awards"! They're like the "Darwin Awards" but these idiots just SURVIVE their stupidity!

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You're going to get arrested if you assault a law enforcement officer. But what if you cast some "white witchery" on one? You'll get arrested! Just ask one PA Granny. A new sports bar trend sporting decor about womens sports has started up with a FANTASTIC name. Don't leave your naughty sexy greeting cards lying around the house if you have a pre-schooler. As my "Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, they just may use it for their teacher. And there's more insane stupidity crammed into this week's show...

Man Mortified After Submitting STD Results Instead Of Cover Letter For ‘Dream Job’; A Woman Used Her Cat as a Weapon During a Domestic Dispute; A Guy's Pile of Stolen Bikes Was So Big, You Could See It on Google Maps; Cawthorn: “DC Elite” Invited Him to ‘Orgy,’ Did Cocaine in Front of Him; Teacher Tries to Get Kids Interested in Science...by Setting a Student's Hands on Fire; A Thief Made a Guy Pinky Swear He Wouldn't Call the Cops; Start Digging in Your Sofa for Much-Needed Coins; A Woman Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Is on Trial for...Murdering Her Husband; A Guy Told Cops Throwing Bottles at Unsuspecting People Is Just a Thing He Enjoys Doing; A Man Found a 7-Ft. Snake Hiding in His Couch Cushions/Top Really Clever Things the Guy Who Found a 7-Ft. Snake in His Sofa Should've Said; Justin Bieber Got Booed for Dissing Montreal...During a Gig in Montreal; A Zoo Is Worried That Teenage Gorillas Are Spending Too Much Time Looking at Cell Phones; Town Removes 1,000 Daffodils from a Park So The Kids Don't Eat Them; Move Over Jacksonville–An OK city probing source of foul mystery odor; A Guy Didn't Want to See His Future In-Laws, so He Sent His Twin Brother.

"Pancho" will also offer his sage wisdom to a couple of folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some advice on "Is It Worth Risking A Friendship For Romance" & “My Elderly Neighbor Thinks My Girlfriend Is My Ex-Wife" Don't miss another round of the "Insane Game Show" & play along with "Pancho" to see if your guesses are as stupid as his!

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How would you take it when your unborn child flips you "the bird" in an ultrasound photo? One woman took it all in stride. If you guys have trouble "keeping it up" in the bedroom, there's some SHOCKING news for you. When you're being chased by police, would you think tossing a toilet at them would deter their pursuit? It didn't. And the stupidity you'll hear this week won't deter you form seen more next week! Just check out these samplings...

A Mall's Easter Bunny Actor Had to Be Tased by Police; A Guy Beat His Roommate with a Stick While Arguing About What a Mosquito Looks Like; ‘Dead Body’ Found In Search For Missing Woman Turns Out To Be Abandoned Sex Doll; MI Mother Calls Police on 14-Y/O Son After Liquor Store Robbery; Pepsi unveils ‘Cracker Jill’ version of ‘Cracker Jack’ to promote women’s sports; Parents Unplug Ring After 3-Y/O Claims Voice Keeps Offering Him Ice Cream At Night; Pentagon releases secret documents of UFO program after 4 yr. battle.

And the latest news & current events are given the usual stupid treatment in the "Insane Week In Review" as well as our weekly "winners" in the "Genius Awards"!

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Do cameras in the Senate Confirmation hearings cause "jackassery"? One Senator thinks so & he wants them out. Who takes their houseplants with them when they stay in a hotel? Enough of you to warrant a hotel in KY to cater to you! Ladies, if you want to stop your man from sneaking out to strip clubs, just remember the old adage: "If you can't beat 'em, JOIN 'em!" My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has one example of what one woman did to the shock of her boyfriend. And there's plenty more "jackassery" to follow...

Woman Impersonates the Family Member of a Hospital Patient; A Guy Broke Into a Gas Station But Couldn't Get to the Register...So He Just Stole Some Candy; The Portland Unipiper's Unicycle Was Stolen from His Car; 71-y/o released from jail after marking pickleball court; Milk Cartons Filled with Sanitizer Served to Students; IL woman keeps getting ugly shoe deliveries from UPS; Lawmaker Apologizes For Claiming Children Want Litter Boxes In Schools; Guess What Happened: A School Photo Company Used a Green Screen...on St. Patrick's Day; Scottish Conservation Group Builds World’s Largest Insect Hotel; A 12-Ft. Alligator Moved into a New Home Right Before an Open House; A Guy Hacked an Airline's Website & Found His Lost Luggage Himself; Dyson Has Headphones That Strap an Air Purifier Across Your Face; A Job Offer Text Ended with, "Are You Still Interested in the Position, You Piece of Crap?"; A Man in China Has Lived at an Airport for 14 years...Because He Doesn't Want to Give Up Smoking & Drinking; TX Dad Admits the Skeleton in His Kitchen Is Son Who Died in 2018; ‘Pizza Eggs’ Gain Steam On TikTok As A Protein-Packed Dish.

And "Pancho" gives more advice to people seeking his wisdom & you can also play along with "Pancho" in the weekly round of the "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E66 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - If you were told of a beauty secret was found in cat poop, would you be the first one to change the kitty litter? You just may want to. When a robber is making his getaway, there will be nothing that can stand in his way & he will use anything he can as a weapon. Including a chocolate rabbit. And it left a knot on the noggin of one store employee. When a girl dumps a guy, what does the guy do? Dumps baked beans in her shoes, for starters. Just wait 'til you hear what else he did. And wait 'til you hear the rest of this stupid episode full of stupidity like these...

FL Woman Arrested For Cyberstalking & More To Steal Victim’s Husband; 2 Kids Made Fake Cell Phones to Avoid Their Parents' Phone Curfew; Spam Texts Are Now Coming From Your OWN Phone Number; A Woman Got a Random Guy's Name Tattooed on Her Butt a Decade Ago, & Wants to Find Him; Jacksonville, FL Weatherman Saves Driver After Crash; A Guy Tried to Steal a Navy SEAL Vest Used in the Osama bin Laden Raid; A Driving Instructor Was Arrested for DUI in His "Student Driver" Vehicle.

And I'll run down the stupidity from the week's headlines in the "Insane Week In Review" as well as bestow more "Genius Awards" to the best examples of stupidity this week!

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Do NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I never expected Starbucks to actually SERVE urn cleaner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will "let it rip" about a woman who was too timid to "toot" in front of her boyfriend & wound up with trapped farts & severe stomach pains in the E.R. Need more stupidity? I've got you covered:

A Woman Ends Up Dating the Real Man Behind a Photo That Was Used to Catfish Her; Someone Dumped Their Dog at a Shelter Because He's "Gay"; Study: Medical Marijuana Use May Lead To Addiction, Not Aid Health; Demand for Psychedelic Toad Venom Leads to Fears for Species’ Survival; 400 Years After Extinction, Beavers Return To UK To Combat Flood Concerns; Teen Driver Miraculously Drives Away After Tornado Flips His Truck; Venice hotels arming guests with water guns to ward off seagulls; WiFi will be on the moon in just 2 years; A Dad Just Found Out He's Been Eating Dog Treats For 20 Years; Tiny bird, abandoned by flock, nests in UK woman’s hair for 84 days; A Kid Narc'd on His Mom During a DUI Arrest; A Thief Stole 20 Left-Footed Sneakers from a Shoe Store; 2 People Tried to Poison Their Boss by Putting Eye Drops in His Coffee; Woman Meets Dog Wearing The Exact Same Sweater As Her; Woman Sues Over Delivery Of Chocolate Penis With ‘No Redeeming Qualities’; CO School District Will No Longer Name Valedictorians.

Advice-seekers will "ASK PANCHO" about critical questions about allergies & COVID & having a "support hamster". Plus, you can play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if you can guess better than he can!

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S3E64 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - The Oscars get STUPID with the slap heard 'round the world! Having your son go in "business" with you is typically a heart-warming thing...unless your "business" is in "ICE". Spring means farmers markets are popping up everywhere...and one market will have "The Bud Man" selling his "produce"...but it's not buds for your flower garden. Plus there's even more stupid...

A Man Is Wailing on His Guitar to Protest a Bad Dentist; Pennsylvania game warden frees stuck deer by shooting off antler; Oh, Great: A Haunted Rock with a Demon Trapped in It Just Split in Half; A Man in a Posh TX Hotel Shot Himself in the Junk; A Pair of Drug Dealers Ran a Red Light & Almost Hit a Cop Car; FL man dies after crashing his car into an 11-foot alligator; Mother duck hatches eggs at Jacksonville, FL hospital’s maternity center.

The "Insane Week in Review" will catch you up on the stupidity from the past week's current events & our "Genius Awards" highlight more "winners" in "talent"!

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We may argue that all dogs go to Heaven, but do they care if they're seen on Google Maps "Street View" shots? Google thinks so. You may have heard warnings to never order anything from Amazon while consuming alcohol. As you'll hear from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", this also would include calling Uber for a ride, as one British lady found out. First impressions are everything & for one divorced mom, this was a stupid one for both her experience with Tinder...& her date. Pancho also tells of yet another account of how foreign objects find their way inside the body cavities of humans. Like the lady who discovered a shot glass somehow wound up in her BLADDER for 4 years! There's also these stories of stupidity...

A Dentist Cracked People's Teeth on Purpose so He Could Charge More; A Guy Is Begging Pranksters to Remove the Giant Kmart "K" They Put in His Front Lawn; A Refrigerator Repairman Stole $30,000 Worth of Turtles; A Guy Moved into His Cubicle to Avoid Rent and Protest His Low Pay; Someone Stole an Actual Fork in the Road; Flock Of Escaped Chickens Ride Shotgun To Dunkin’ Drive-Through; PA Firefighters Rush To Rescue Pet Stuck On Roof Only To Find A Happy Dog Who Likes Heights; Professor Suing Students for Copyright Infringement to Try to Find Cheaters After Exam Posted Online; Someone Stole an Actual Fork in the Road; Rich Guy Gave Away $200,000 in Free Gas, Causing Huge Traffic Jams; TikToker Secretly Stalks Her Ex While He Stalks Her Instagram for 3 Years; Cricket juice healthier than orange juice? Insects loaded with antioxidants, research shows; New Health Trend: Drinking Fish Tank Cleaner to Stay Young; A Guy Slept in a Stranger's House After Mistaking It for His Airbnb; Putin Cut Off From Precious Botox Supply Due to War Against Ukraine; JetBlue passengers left waiting on plane after airport crew leaves for night.

More sage wisdom for 2 more folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some advice such as: "What's The Best Flavored Seltzer" & "I Found Out My Daughter Has Business Cards To Write Fellow Student's Essays". And play along with "Pancho" with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E62 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - With the economy in the toilet, some folks are taking what's in the toilet & making money from it. If you've ever sent a text that was auto-corrected incorrectly, you've never caused as much embarrassment as it did in "Da-Burgh". Stop screaming to get the kids to the dinner table...just ring the doorbells. One mom has a clever way to save her voice. These specimens of stupidity as well as more lie ahead in this midweek bonus...

Someone Stole All the Appliances from Their Airbnb; A Man Tried to Carjack Officers in a Fully Marked Police Car; Thieves Stole $5,000 Worth of Gas from Under a Gas Station...Using a Minivan with a Trap Door; Who Will You Miss More When You Return to the Office, Family or Pets?/Top Reasons We Like Our Dogs More than Our Kids; MN Mail Carrier Blocked By Deer; Is This the Most Canadian Crime of All Time? A Roller-Blading Guy With a Hockey Stick Stole a Woman's "Toque"; Michigan house for sale features an unusual, throne-like toilet.

And get up to date with the current events is the most stupid way possible with the "Insane Week In Review" & meet 7 new "geniuses" who have been presented wtih the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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I promise I'm not trying to be inappropriate when I say that there's a story about police & pigs in Houston, TX. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre tale of a woman in FL who was busted for DUI when cops saw she was using deodorant...but not the way it was supposed to be used. "Pancho" also advises that when engaging in a fight, you may be left with using any weapon you can find, even if it has wings & feathers. If these weren't stupid enough, there's more...

Wife Wants Husband to Pay $50K to Have Baby...; A Guy Stole $800 from a Lost Wallet, & It Got Him Busted for Drugs; Woman gets trapped in cruise ship water slide suspended over the ocean; Border Authorities Find 52 Reptiles Hidden in Man’s Clothing; A Guy Got Hit by a Car and Asked if His Beer Survived; A Guy Asked 911 to Come Test His Meth; Scientists use algorithm to figure out what pigs are saying; French Restaurant Claims It Was Threatened By Patrons Who Thought Poutine Was Named After Putin; 2 YouTubers Were Arrested for Having a Sleepover at Target; Ast. Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book, 'I Need a New Butt,' to 2nd-Graders; Walmart Now Has Mac-&-Cheese Ice Cream & Pizza Ice Cream; A Mother Charges Her Kids Rent at 16...But Gives It All Back When They Leave the House; ‘Mummified Body’ Found in Wall at Abandoned Oakland Convention Center; Jussie Smollett's Family Is Worried He'll Get Beaten Up in Jail; Elderly woman dubbed ‘the hugging bandit’ pickpocketed victims after pretending to know them; 500-lbs. Man Chained Himself to a McDonald's That Was Closing in Russia.

There's 2 more folks who want to "Ask Pancho" for some advice about... "I Literally Follow My Friend Around With A Dust Buster" & "I'm A Plant Killer". And we'll play along with Pancho" for another round of our "Insane Game Show"...and you can play at home, too!

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S3E60 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - You're going to learn some new words for the stupidity you'll hear in this episode! There are an increasing number of women who want to be "sologamous"... that is to be interested in "self-partnership" (???) How do you partner with yourself? You MARRY yourself! More stupid stimulus cases where COVID relief money is being fraudulently used for stupid reasons... like spending almost $60k on a Pokemon card! Plus, we would all rather "hold it in" than poop at work or in a public restroom...and it could be because we are not using proper bathroom etiquette. The stupidity doesn't stop there...

US Customs officers seize about 300 leeches in Philadelphia; A Man Pleaded No Contest to Hatching a Plan to Steal a Helicopter to Free Covid Patients from a Hospital; Would-Be Cat Rescuer Needs His Own Rescue; Canadian couple’s dog gives birth to rare green puppy; Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin to a Duel—Winner Gets Ukraine; FL Man in Bathrobe with Holster Threatens Leaf-Blowing Neighbor.

Plus the weekly rundown of the current stupid events of the week as well as more "winners" in our weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Of all the school teachers that have been coated with silly string, now they can file charges for assault. At least that's what the parents of a couple of kids did to 2 other kids who "Silly-Strings" their precious children. Why spend all that money on IVF for your sister-in-law to carry your baby when you can just plant it in her MAN-ually? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you that suggestion did not end well for one fellow. "Pancho" will also have a tale of how the police in VA may deputize a goat for being the G.O.A.T. in nabbing a perp. It's the Greatest Of All Stupidity with these stories & more...

Tough crap! After NYC poop perp walks, politician pitches felony law; NC Woman Fighting DMV To Keep ‘Fart’ Vanity Plate; A 9-y/o Snuck Out of His House, Boarded a Plane, & Flew 1,700 Miles Without His Parents; FL Man Gets Pulled Over for Speeding & Blames Russia; A.I. Can Now Read Your Social Media Posts & Determine if You're Nuts/Top Signs Someone's Nuts; Realtor Goes to Wrong House...Got In...& Showed It to Prospective Buyers; 45,000 Pounds Of Chicken Fat Spill On AL Interstate When Semi Overturns; Turkeys Causing Trouble In CT; Box of human heads stolen from Denver truck; PA Woman Dug Up Her Ex-Boyfriend's Ashes & Left the Urn Out for Her Parole Officer to See; Joy Behar Fell on Her Butt LIVE on "The View"; New Yorkers Are Making Hundreds Of Noise Complaints Over Loud Sex; Dad Confesses To Picking Out A Baby Name While His Wife Was ‘Passed Out’ After Birth; Woman Banned From Tinder After Sharing Photos Of Herself ‘As A Clown’; Wife Shot Her Husband in the Junk with a Spear Gun for Not Making Dinner; There's a Specific Bathroom Stall That Gets Used Way More Than Others/Questions to Ask Yourself Before Using a Public Bathroom.

And "Pancho" has a couple more questions to give his sage advice. Our "Ask Pancho" questions are: "I Want To Screen My New Neighbor" & "My Ex Talks About Me On A Podcast" And you can play along with "Pancho" in another round of the "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E58 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - Would it be setting an example to be driving drunk, pretending to be a cop when you pull over an ACTUAL cop for drunk driving? Yes. But to WHOM? A Pre-K student with special needs gives a glaring reason why there's a teachers shortage. Would you be offended if your neighbor called for their dog within earshot? What if that dog's name is "BONER"? And there's more...

If You Had to Choose, Would You Rather Be Smart & Sad, or Dumb & Happy?; For Drivers in 2 States, Big Change Looms at Gas Pump; A Guy Made $75,000 in a Year Just by Suing Telemarketers; A Porn Habit Makes Men Worse in Bed...But It Makes Women Better; FL Man Smashes Beer Bottle Over His Own Head & Got Himself Shot by Police; A Guy Stalked a Woman...By Moving Into Her Attic; People Working From Home ‘Are More Likely To Be Spied On By Their Boss’.

Get the rundown of the stupid current events from the past week with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as find out who the real "geniuses" are with the "Genius Awards"

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Well, here's an appropriately named dating app: Foreplay. It's for groups only. There was a group of neighbors who weren't playing around when they thought they saw a "goat-man" roaming the neighborhood. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the sordid tale of how one man was unsuccessful in charging up his sex life when he got a AA battery stuck inside his man-pipe! "Pancho" is back from a week of sickness & you'll want to find out how his little "Panchito" was able to get the whole family sick by liking a chair at the ice cream parlor. You'll also get a charge out of these other tales of stupidity...

The Tooth Fairy Is Paying More Than $5 Per Tooth for the 1st Time Ever;
UT man accused of telling 4-y/o to shoot at police after McDonald’s dispute;
Pepsi Is Releasing a New "Nitro" Version...Featuring Delicious Nitrogen;
Mysterious ‘bulging triangle UFO’ filmed over city for 2 hours;
Woman stuck headfirst in chimney for nearly an hour rescued;
Is Boiling Potato Chips to Make Mashed Potatoes the Next Kitchen Hack;
FL man steals crossbow by stuffing it down his pants;
Owner Slammed Over ‘Insane’ List Of Rules For Dog Sitter;
A Guy's Allergies Turned Out to Be an Extra Tooth Growing in His Nose;
World Can’t Get Enough Of Visit From Reporter’s Mom;
3 Charged with Stealing $1,000 in Candles from CVS;
Amish Buggy Driver Admits Having ‘Couple of Beers’; Arrested for DUI;
You Could Earn $6,500...By Smelling Dog Poop for 2 Months;
Some Idiot Tried to Rob a Police Station;
A Guy Tried to Steal a Truck and Ended Up Calling 911 on Himself;
A 78-Y/O Woman Robbed While Praying…in Church!

And, "Pancho" gives sage advice for a couple of people asking "“My Friend's Teen Daughter Is Starting To Ask Lots Of Sex Questions" & "My Friend Purposely Lets His Phone Die". Plus we'll play along with "Pancho" in our weekly round of the "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - No one cried over spilled milk, but 2 Walmart employees got into it with one getting stabbed over it. And don't cross a Texan over BBQ sauce...otherwise, you'll have a Texas style shoot-out in your Dickie's BBQ. Do you live in one of the states that characterize one of the 7 Deadly Sins? Find out if you do...and find out more stupidity in this episode!

OR city installs 37-ft. fork believed to be world’s tallest; Lady Uses the War in Ukraine to Get Refund on Stand-Up Comedy Tickets; Why Are So Many People Are Saying ‘Wordle’ Is Harder Now; Authorities seize nearly $3M worth of meth in onion shipment; 2 Guys Ordered Subway...Paid...Ate It...Then Robbed the Place; Potholes Are Being Plugged with...Phone Books; Man Arrested at Zoo: I Just Wanted to Look Into ‘Eye of the Tiger’.

And get the stupid spin on the week's biggest current event headlines in the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the new glittering jewels on the crown of stupidity with the "Genius Awards"!

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Nothing will liven up college life than having a wild raccoon crash into your lunchtime at the cafeteria. There's something that's making Jacksonville, FL stink to high heaven & there's a high tech way the city is trying to find out where the source is coming from. And there was a unique "injury" to a Finnish Olympic athlete during the Winter Games that nearly froze his "nubbin" off... Yeah, THAT "nubbin". This week, the show is also "Pancho-less" for the first time in many months because illness has struck my Insane FL Nephew...Mrs. Pancho... and even Panchito. And just wait until next week to find out the stupid reason why. But there's always more stupidity...

Drunk Woman on Motorized Suitcase Arrested at Orlando Airport; Sunroof left open in 63-degree weather lets 9” of snow into minivan; A List of the Most Overused Work Phrases Includes "Keep Me in the Loop"; Disney Is Building Its Own Housing Communities All Over the US; Woman Legally Changes Name TO ‘Unicorn Sparkle’; A Guy Attacked an Applebee's Employee with a Meat Cleaver; Man Cuts The Town's Internet By Mistake Trying to Cut Kids' Screen Time; Teen Staring At His Phone Falls Through Open Trapdoor; A Guy Was in the Middle of a Bike Race...& Got Attacked by a Bull; A Woman in GA Faked 2 Pregnancies to Get Out of Work; Mechanics Find Human Teeth & Hair Stuck in Grill of Woman’s Car; WA Driver Caught Using Plastic Skeleton Passenger In Carpool Lanes; Would You Be Able to Resist Someone Wearing French Fry Perfume; Wait...These Babies Are Cousins & Twin Brothers…; Man Set Aside $360 For Fiancé’s Valentine’s Gift Last Year Reveals He Deducted $1 Every Day She Yelled At Home—Leaving $40 For Her Gift; Brach’s Has Taco-Flavored Jelly Beans for an Out-of-the-Box Easter Candy.

Since Poor "Pancho" is recovering from a sickness he caught from Mrs. Pancho...who caught from Panchito...who caught it from the chair in the ice cream parlor that he licked... this week's "Insane Game Show" comes from the Golden Age of Radio....and hosted by the legendary Art Linkletter!

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S3E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! - How stupid can one be when calling in a bomb threat to Ottawa? When you make the call to the WRONG Ottawa. If you're going to sell a sports bra to "support" women's breasts in "all shapes & sizes", what better way than to do it FULL-FRONTAL on Twitter? Adidas is betting it will catch on. Men everywhere may be moved to get vaccinated against COVID when they hear what could happen to their MANHOOD. Hong Kong researchers found out by studying the effects on hamster testicles. There's more research on the stupidity of mankind from these specimens...

A Criminal Shot Himself in the Foot...Literally; What took so long? Hostess offers caffeinated donuts; Old Lady Steals Cupcake-Cooking Science Project from a 4th Grader; A Man Was Stabbed for Not Flushing the Toilet; FL man dies after being run over by street sweeper he drove; Human guinea pig: 4 in 10 people admit to taste-testing their pet’s food; SUV slides into MI river when driver gets out to relieve himself.

Why concern yourself with the mainstream media who will spin the news either left or right when I just put a STUPID spin on the latest current events for the "Insane Week In Review"? And find out the "geniuses" who did the most stupendous stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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When you're bored on the job, it's a good idea not to mess with the merchandise, no matter how much you think it needs improvement. Such was the case with a security guard who's contribution to the art world was NOT appreciated. It was a bad gamble for one guy to tell a casino that he had a grenade in his butt & was going to blow up the place. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of a woman who had a full blown hissy fit in a FL Walmart thinking she was getting the employee discount. Also, these stupid-but-true tales...

Just How Good Is Sex For Your Skin; Tom Holland Thought Mark Wahlberg Gave Him a Sex Toy & Was Trying to Hit on Him; Woman Impales Her Foot on a High-Heel While Trying to Kill a Spider; Shoes From Coffee Grounds & Recycled Bottles Are Waterproof & Comfy; You've Been Buttering Bread Wrong Your Whole Life; 19-Y/O Woman Finds Out 13-Y/O Brother Is Her Twin; Drunk Driver Pulls Out Liquor Store Gift Card Instead of Driver’s License; Miami agrees to do something about its peacock problem; Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to get monkeys in the mood; Someone Tried to Smuggle Cocaine...Inside 20,000 Coconuts; Guy Tries to Smuggle 2 LIVE Men Into US in a Coffin; A Pizza Chain Ran a New Ad & Didn't Realize It Included Porn; 37% of Men Gain Weight Watching Football...& the Most Popular Super Bowl Foods in Each State/Reasons I Didn’t Watch the Super Bowl; A Report About a "Sinkhole" in the Road Turned Out to Be a "Whole Sink"; High School Class Gets Eyeful of Porn Pics; Drunk Guy Claims to Be Mick Jagger, Climbs on Stage At a Live Show, & Fights a Cop.

We'll play more "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to determine if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar" or if it's "Fake News or FLORIDA"!

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The Federal Funsuckers have forced Tesla to restrict its flatulence noise & Elon Musk is tweeting his displeasure. An OH mayor can't show his face in the public sector anymore after comments he made about the slippery slope of ice fishing...so he resigned. And 2 drunk sisters turn Disney Springs into a scene from "Girls Gone Wild" with a half-naked full-blown knockdown drag-out. The endless supply of stupidity is flowing with these & other samplings...

Man Arrested for Driving Around with an Alligator He Was "Babysitting"; New Zealand’s New Secret Weapon: Barry Manilow Songs; You Can Predict the Stock Market by Tracking the Music We Listen To; Emotional support or hogwash? Man fights to keep his pet pig; A Thief Broke Into a Store and Stole $250,000...of Pokémon Merch; ‘Time-traveller’ claims NYC will be bombed by rogue Chinese Airforce pilot; Woman arrested for after burning down husband’s shed with a blow torch.

The week's current events are summarized in the stupidest way possible with the "Insane Week In Review" & there are 7 more "Geniuses" awarded the highest "honor" of stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Pittsburgh has some of unique bragging rights like having the most annoying dialect, but being the kinkiest city in America for "experimentation" was not what I was expecting. If you think a romantic Valentine's Day gift would be to take your sweetheart to a Build-A-Bear store, you may add some octane to your romance if you get a Build-A-Bear "After Dark". How would you react if you realized you'd been driving around town for THREE DAYS, doing normal things like running errands & going to work, only to discover you've been riding around with a NAKED MAN in your trunk? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you about one British Columbia woman who did. There's a boatload of stupidity waiting to be bailed out in this week's excursion, like these:

A Couple Stayed in an Airbnb, & Took Someone's Cat Home with Them; Homeowner tries melting snow with garden-torch, sets house on fire; Lady Gets Rejected for Job Because Her Voicemail Greeting Was Too Jokey; A Couple Bought a Used Couch & Found Thousands of Fingernails in It; Homeowner tries melting snow with garden-torch, sets house on fire; A NJ Town Canceled Its Groundhog Day Event After Its Groundhog Died; A Wrong-Way Driver Says Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s Ghost Told Him to Do It; A Woman Who "Loves a Man in Uniform" Was Arrested for Slapping a Sexy Cop's Backside; Punxsutawney Phil Saw His Shadow...& 58% of Americans Trust Him; FL man shoots up his own car in road rage incident; Couple Gives Their Toddler an Apple Watch–He Promptly Called 911; Neighbor Demands Couple With Loud Bedroom Habits ‘See A Therapist’; Guy Attacks G/F Because She Didn't Find Cristiano Ronaldo Attractive; The Body Parts We Don't Clean Enough Include Our Armpits & Butt; Cannabis may impair driving ability for up to 4 hours, study finds; Introducing the "Kosk": A Foldable Mask That Only Covers Your Nose When You're Eating.

And we have questions from folks on problematic issues that they want to "ASK PANCHO" about: "My Grandma Thinks An Entertainer Is In Love With Her" and "I Found Out That My Mom Has Been Drinking Wine Out Of Mugs For Years" And play along with "Pancho" in the weekly "Insane Game Show" to see how well you can determine between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman" & more!

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S3E50 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! - Stupidity was in overdrive with a couple of auto thieves who bungled their burglary. Jeff Bezos is throwing his money around so he can get his super-sized sailboat out into the open waters in The Netherlands. And a mom of a 3-y/o girl thought it would be a sassy idea to dress her kid for school in a shirt that said "Sasshole"...until she saw the results from the school photos that were taken that day. More outstanding stupidity crammed into this midweek bonus episode also include...

A Guy Lost His Car, Stole a New One, Let It Get Hit by a Train, & Then Flagged Down a Cop for Help; Teens Steal a Truck, Find a Phone in It, & Start Snapping Selfies; OR Woman Duped Into Thinking She Was A DEA Agent For Almost A Year; Sneaky Chicken Picked Up From Pentagon Security Area; Pelosi spent over $500K on private jets despite claiming ‘we have a moral obligation’ to reduce emissions; Home Depot Employee Caught Swapping $400,000 with Counterfeit Money He Bought on Amazon; 18 Snowmobilers Rescued From Breakaway Ice Floe After on Lake Erie; Bride Has ‘Slowest Walk Down the Aisle in History’ as Her Ring Bearer Pet Tortoise Steals the Limelight on Her Big Day.

And the headlines of the week have been stupefied in the "Insane Week In Review" as well as our weekly winners of the "Genius Awards"!

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These virtual reality games are all "fun & games" until someone breaks their neck. Which really happened to a guy in Germany. Daring someone to spray their nipples with Axe Body Spray is all "fun & games" until they freeze & are flicked off. Which really happened to a guy in the UK & my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" will "break" it down. And it's all "fun & games" until Bette Midler calls West Virginians "poor, illiterate, & strung out". That's when the WV Governor brings his pet pug to use as an illustration to his "State of the State" address when he told Ms. Midler to kiss its "heine". And there's even more fun & games both in stupidity & in real games...

PA Man Offers to Make His Friend Food, Then Beats Him w/a Frying Pan When He Says No; A Man Thought He Had a Hernia...Turns Out He Had a Uterus; A PA Uber Driver Caught Her Boyfriend w/Another Woman When She Picked Them Up on a Date; A Guy in China Used a Suicide Attempt to Pressure His 29-Y/O Son into Giving Him Grandkids; Woman Shows Boyfriend Positive Pregnancy Test...& He Thinks It’s COVID; Mom Got Her Kid's Birthday Wrong for 2 Years Until Her Insurance Co. Set Her Straight; FL Woman Went Out of Her Way on a Road Trip, Because She Thought the Swiss Alps Were in NC; A Limo with a Stripper Pole Mounted on the Trunk Crashed into a Creek; There's a New Condom, & 1 in 6 Men Say It Makes Sex Better; The US Is the "Sexual Wellness Capital of the World"; Man Seen Walking Rooster On A Leash In OH Becomes Overnight Social Media Celebrity; Restaurant Threatens to Fire Employees If They Didn't Bring in 5-Star Reviews; MD officials discover the body of a deceased man inside his home filled with more than 120 snakes; A Guy on Drugs Tried to Claim His Bag of Syringes Was "For Fishing"; TikTok Trend Hilariously Captures How It Can Feel To Take Care Of Our ‘Stupid Mental Health’; A Guy in a High-Speed Chase Refused to Stop Until He Finished His Burger.

Of course, the "games" are the "Insane Games" that you can play along with "Pancho" so get your brain in gear!

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S3E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! The French are giving Disney's iconic female mouse a new wardrobe. Weddings are getting a virtual makeover that goes beyond your imagination. And there's a lot of exclamation over an AL city's new logo. Plus more mid-week stupidity to distract you from the stupidity you're already having to deal with...such as:

NYC Mayor Wanted to Hire Brother for $210K Job in Charge of His Security, Board Says $1 Instead; Bald Eagle Slams Into Front Window Of Pennsylvania Home; A Man Was Finally Caught After Driving Without a License...for 72 Years; 26% of Young People Masturbated More During the Lockdowns; An Inmate's Girlfriend Tried to Trick a Jail by Sending a Fax That Said He Was Up for Release; A Tab Superfan Is Begging Coca-Cola to Bring It Back...Because Her Stockpile Is Down to Just 23 Packs; ‘It’s A Small World’ ride turns into nightmarish scene after dark.

More stupidity is spun into the week's top headlines in the "Insane Week In Review" & more "Genius Awards" are given for the stupendous stupitidy!

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Would you consider using a bologna face mask as pure baloney? Oscar Meyer doesn't. Would you consider smoothing out those wrinkles in your face with man-juice? One beauty blogger would...but would she use it with a bologna face mask? "Pancho Guero", My Insane FL Nephew will elaborate on those stories.... Or would you consider the healing powers of a Tulsa, OK mega-church preacher who rubs his slobber all over your face? One man did...and never once considered it a COVID risk! Does all of this sound like a lot of B.S.? It might, according to a Wake Forest University psychologist's study. Need more examples of stupidity?

Lab monkeys escape, recovered after PA truck crash; A Man Broke Into a School...to Reclaim Something That His Teacher Took From Him 40 Years Ago; Irish police investigate claim dead man taken to post office; Man sets himself ablaze after matchmaking agency refused arranged marriage; Hershey hockey fans set world record in ‘Teddy Bear Toss’ game; 2 Men Were Hit by a Woman Falling Out a Window, Who Was Looking at Another Man Who Fell Off a Roof; Lessons from the Science of B.S.; New Dating Hack: Faking a Positive Covid Test in the Middle of a Bad Date; Armed suspects take French bulldog from CA family; Return to steal car; The Style Trends of 2022 Will Include: Mullets & Goth Business Casual; Woman Mortified After Figuring Out Why She Didn’t Hear Back From 60 Jobs She Applied For; President Biden Got Caught on a Hot Mic Calling Someone a "Stupid [S.O.B.]"; A Man Stole an $8,000 Guitar By Hiding It Down His Pants/Signs the Guy Next to You Has a Guitar Down His Pants; Viral TikTok: Lady Flips Out on a Closed Taco Bell for Refusing to Serve Her at 4:03AM; A Guy Ran from the Cops, Fell Through Ice, and Had to Be Rescued; US Senate Candidate in LA Releases Ad With Him Smoking Marijuana; Italy’s top court rules A neighbor’s noisy toilet is a human rights violation.

Grab your friends & play along with "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" to see if you can know the difference between a "Porn Star or Weatherman", a "Daycare or a Strip Club", "Fake News or "Florida"...and more!

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S3E46 ~ BONUS Midweek Episode! The Missouri State Highway Patrol had some 'splainin' to do when they alerted the residents of that state to be on the lookout for a 1978 Dodge 3700GT in Gotham City, MO. Since there IS NO Gotham City, MO. Being on a crowded plane flight & sitting next to a very LARGE man is bad enough, but having a very large man who is causing problems & MOONING the flight crew is taking stupidity to the next level. A Long Island Grandma took things to the next level by helping the cops set up a sting operation on some scammers. There's so much stupidity we need a 2nd Bonus episode to cover it. But I won't. So you'll have to wait until the next Bonus feed to hear the rest! But these should keep you sustained until then...

TV Reporter Hit By SUV During Live Broadcast-Gets Up & Finishes Report; Scientists think they figured out when the Sun will explode & kill us all; As the Price of Pork Rises, People Are Turning to Crocodile Meat; New Employee Asked to Decorate His Cubicle, & Created an Elaborate "Rustic Cabin"; No, a School Didn't Add Litter Boxes for Students Who Are Furries; Woman Finds Out Boyfriend Prefers a "Nest" of Clothes Instead of a Bed; Toddler Accidentally Purchases Nearly $2,000 Worth Of Items From Walmart.

More stupidity that's as fresh as the past week's headlines in the "Insane Week In Review" as well as some real "winners" in this week's "Genius Awards"...

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Looks like Grandma was a hit at the local Senior Center when she brought her son's home made brownies laced with THC. A doctor thought he was a celebrity so much that he burned his initials into a patient's liver. And 2 women found themselves slapped with felony assault after attacking a man with...GLITTER. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a story about what brings pleasure to dolphins. And there's an insane story about what DRAKE allegedly did to thwart any unwanted "little Drakes" from being created. This, as well as an overdose of stupidity from incidents such as these...

Excessive Flatulence Is the #1 Symptom We're Too Shy to See a Dr. About; Our Favorite Foods to Pair with Wine Are...Wings & Mac-’n’-Cheese; TSA's Weirdest Catch Last Year Was Someone with...a Meth Burrito; Husband & Wife Busted for Drunk Driving in the Same Car, on Same Night; On a Scale of 1-10: the Average Guy Thinks He's a 5.9/Signs You're Not as Attractive as You Think; NC Man Scales Electrical Tower–Causes Widespread Power Outage; Judge Threatens to Throw a Cancer Patient in Jail for His Overgrown Yard; MD man receives 1st successful pig-to-human heart transplant; A Woman Threatened Her Cat with a Timeout, So It Put Her in the Hospital; Vandals Were Caught Because Bartender Recognized Them as Jerks Who Didn't Tip; A Guy "Busts" a Cop for Speeding; 2021’s Big Record Scratch: Vinyl Takes the Edge Over CDs; A Teacher Went Viral Because She Does Her Hair and Make-Up Before Bed; Reptile Dysfunction: Salmonella outbreak tied to pet bearded dragons.

Play along with "Pancho" in another weekly round of the "Insane Games"!

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Another year, another life-threatening TikTok challenge involving marinating your chicken breast in Ny-Quil. Children invited to an after-school satan club has parents of the Good News Clubs ready to raise hell. Was getting 11 million TicTok views worth the scare of having a heart attack worth gorging yourself with sushi? Apparently so for one moron. And there's more...

Hate Smiling in Photos? Many Opt for a "Surprised Face" or "Kissy Face"; 2021 Smashed the Old Record for People Acting Like Morons on Planes; Tuning out! Viewership at CNN plummets by as much as 90% from last year; Woman Drives on Frozen River & Took Selfies on Top of Her Sinking Car; Most Parents Say They Develop ‘Superpowers’ After Having a Baby; First Brand Apology of 2022 Did Not Take Long; Norway tells conscripts to return underwear after service.

And there's more stupidity from the past week's current events as well as more winners for this week's "Genius Awards"!

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The new "Majestic Tiger" by LEGO has a piece that kids will be looking for: a circular pink "block" that fits underneath its tail. Yes, it is what you think is. Have you thought of being a "guinea pig" for something new? Like EATING guinea pig?? Scientists have been hard at work teaching goldfish how to drive. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an update on the "90 Day Fiance", who made a fortune in farts, & now is going to retire due to "excessive gas". He also has the painful story of a desperate woman that needed to pee so bad that she took desperate measure when the bathroom was occupied by her boyfriend. And there's more....

Family Discovers Old, Wrapped Christmas Presents in Their Dead Grandparents' Attic; Mother Stuffs Teenage Son in Car Trunk, b/c She Thought He Had Covid; Planters Is Hiring 3 New Drivers for Its Nutmobile; A Guy Robbed an Adult Store After Applying for a Job There; Treasure hunters sue for records on FBI’s Civil War gold dig in Elk Co., PA; Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner; Man Poops on Child’s Picnic Table & Steals Scooter on Christmas; New Trend: Humblebragging About Your "Pretty Privilege"; Woman Gets Married in Vegas...to the Color Pink; A Murderer Was Caught Because He Refused to Wear a Face Mask; Man Finds Live Frog In His Boxed Lettuce & Decided To Keep It As A Pet; Woman in ice cream shop strips off her dress & used it as mask; Pope Says Couples Who Choose to Have Pets Over Kids Are 'Selfish'; Honda Clocks Are Stuck 20 Years in the Past & There Isn't a Fix.

Play along with "Pancho" with this week's collection of fun during the "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between...

== FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA == == STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR == == STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE == == PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN == OR == GOLF COURSE OR REHAB ==

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S3E42 ~ Bonus Midweek Episode! - Let's face it. There's been a LOT of "remedies" for treating, preventing, & curing COVID. But drinking one's pee will not be one I will experiment with. On your next visit to Taco Bell or Chipoltle, or Moe's you can thank the Dear Leader in North Korea for your BURRITO. When you need to seat about 20 people in bleachers, just take your town car to the nearest park & hook up a set. Then drive off with them dragging behind you as you drive back home. Seem logical? Apparently so for one man in AL. That is, until the cops pulled him over about a mile & a half down the road. Looks like 2022 is off to a roaring start... with these specimens:

2 Parents Intentionally Left Their Kid 'Home Alone' During the Holidays; Man Buys Wife Identical Earrings for Christmas, but 1 Had Fake Diamonds - He Made Her Pick; Guy Caught w/Drugs Claims His Pants Belonged to Someone Who's 2 Ft. Shorter; Skiers Blasted w/Cold Water from a Hydrant Below a Chair Lift; Guy Gets Stuck in I-95 Traffic Jam in an Uber & Was Charged $600; 2 Women Couldn't Open Their New Blender...Because Their Cats Wouldn't Stop Sitting on the Box; Grocery Chain Getting Rid of Milk Expiration Dates-Says to Use 'Sniff Test'.

Plus there's all of the week's round-up of current event news...with my stupid spin...and I bestow more stupidity to the latest Genius Awards!

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If you caught COVID over the New Year's holiday, count yourself lucky you didn't catch what one woman in Israel did. Andy Cohen caught plenty from his New Year's Drunken rant taking pot-shots at Ryan Seacrest & Journey. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells of a FL beautician who caught royal heck from a customer who had to have her leg AMPUTATED because of dirty tools used on a pedicure! Looks like 2022 is going to be a doozie for stupidity. Here's more proof:

Earth Is Spinning Faster Now Than It Did 50 Years Ago; Woman Tests Positive for Covid Mid-Flight, & Quarantines in Bathroom; Guy Falls Off His Bike While Carrying a Sword in His Backpack & Was Seriously Wounded; Exploding meteor blamed for ground shaking, loud boom in Pittsburgh; Guy Tries to Buy SUV by 'Rapping Good,' Then Stole a Frito-Lay Truck; NASA hired 24 theologians to study human reaction to aliens; Scientists confirm biggest bug ever—an ancient millipede “big as a car”; Woman Convinced She’s ‘Cursed’ By ‘Little Trinket’ She Bought From Thrift Store; Lawsuit Accuses Alleged New York City ‘Squatters’ of Rowdy Sex & Screaming Matches; 2 Women Got Locked Out of Their Car & Trashed a Store Out of Frustration; A Long John Silver's Customer Got Violent Over Hush Puppies; ‘Penis-like’ potato statue toppled 2 months after erection; Listing for all-black ‘goth home’ in IL goes viral; Ex-Versace model credits youthful looks to drinking his own urine; ‘No Worries’ Makes Annual List of Stupid Phrases to Banish; Why can’t we throw all our trash into a volcano and burn it up?

And play along with "Pancho" for the year's first "Insane Game Show" & see how you do!

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S3E40 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! I have to hand it to the guy who successfully stole a pedestrian bridge, even thought I don't endorse it! But the guy who said he was "betrayed" by his girlfriend for serving him vegan food, I have no respect for...he's just a wuss. But the guy who let his bird breeding get "out of control" is really a bird-BRAIN. This & so much more fresh stupidity for the new year such as...

McDonald’s rations French fries in Japan; Mom Shares Hilarious ‘Elf On The Shelf’ Prank That Left Her With New Hairstyle; Woman Caught With Knives Hidden In Darth Vader Teddy Bear; NH Brothers Have Been Regifting Same Box Of Candy For 34 Years; Customers Flood Yankee Candle’s Amazon Reviews Claiming Their Candles Have No Scent–Surge In Omicron Cases May Be To Blame; A 10-Y/O Asked for a Challenge. Alexa Said to Touch a Plug With a Penny; Could a comet really destroy Earth like in ‘Don’t Look Up’ on Netflix?

And we've got the rundown from the latest current events over the New Year holiday as well as first 7 new "Genius Award" winners!

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Well folks, we were able to scratch & claw our way out of 2021. Here it is, 2022...a new year & new opportunities for homo sapiens to make a completely stupid MESS of life! So enjoy this special episode that features my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho 'Nuevo' Guero" as we look over our shoulder & wave "goodbye" to another stupid year, of 2021. There was so much stupidity, it was hard to sift through all of it. So, I scoured through 12 months of episodes & picked over 4 pages of headlines that would be worth considering. Then "Pancho" looked over that list & filtered it down to the 14 stories that topped all the others in stupidity. And here they are in chronological order...

Psychic who ‘sees future’ by throwing asparagus makes predictions for 2021; Police Bust Up a Swingers Party…& Get Mistaken for the Strippers; Man wanted after stealing one girlfriend's engagement ring to propose to his other girlfriend; Guy Has to Go to ER After Having Sex with His Wife Through a Door; A Parent Is Suing to Marry Their Adult Child...But It's Going to Be Tough to Win; Two Guys Wound Up in the Hospital After They Injected Each Other's Junk with Hemorrhoid Cream to Make It Bigger; A Woman Is Hospitalized After She Accidentally Put Glue into Her Eye Instead of Eye Drops; A Bomb Squad Finds a Grenade Is Actually Just a Grenade-Shaped Adult Toy; A Teacher Was Caught Enjoying a Man Nipple During a Class Zoom; 'Penis Snakes' From South America Have Been Discovered In FL; Teen Gets USB Cable Stuck in Penis in Backfired Attempt to Measure Length; Due to the Bus Driver Shortage, a School Hired a Party Bus With Stripper Poles for a Field Trip; Family Finds Dead Grandfather Being Dissected at an 'Oddities' Event; An Airplane Passenger Refused to Stop Breastfeeding Her Cat!

And I had to share a couple of these examples of stupidity to the subscribers to the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World Telegram Channel"! Download the Telegram app & subscribe to enjoy these & all the other outrageous tales of stupidity at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

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Another example of how I picked the wrong career: I could be making $50k a week selling farts in a jar like this woman. There may not be a job left for some South Koreans after women pitched a fit over a milk company's ad campaign. And it turns out beetles are into oral sex...& of course, there are scientists that "get off" studying them. Plus, more stupidity from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...who will probably give me the worst Christmas gift I will receive this year... talking about a man who didn't think things out completely when he chose to rob his own bank. Plus a gift bag full of more stupidity:

Man Kicked Off Flight for Wearing Women’s Underwear Instead of Mask; North Korea Executes People for Watching K-Pop; MTA Manager Caught With Blow-Up Doll In An Attempt To Skirt HOV Laws; Family finds venomous snake slithering in their Christmas tree; Grinch Actor Was Hired to Mess with Kids, & Trashes Whole House; 2 Guys Buys Lottery Ticket with Stolen Debit Card-Wins $5M...but Won't Get Any of It; FL company offers 2 free homes as worker incentive; Event featuring teachers crawling for cash prompts apology; A Thief Tried to Flee the Cops in a Getaway Car That Was Up on Jacks; 1 in 3 Americans Can't Even Wipe Their Butt Right; Guy Fires a Shotgun at 2 Teens Who Threw Water Balloons at His Truck; Why You Shouldn’t Scare Your Cat Away From The Christmas Tree; We’re Cussing More. Blame the #%$ Pandemic; Top Signs You Picked a Terrible Christmas Present; Moms Have Been Voted the Best Gift-Givers...Nephews Are the Worst.

And play along with "Pancho" as we take on more challenges in the weekly "Insane Games" to figure out if this is FAKE NEWS or FLORIDA: A Clearwater woman was arrested for taking off her pants wearing them as a mask while entering a Target….." The Toy Chest in Detroit, Michigan ….. STRIP CLUB or DAY CARE? Golden Steer in Forest Park, Illinois ….. STEAKHOUSE or GAY BAR? Ryan Driller ….. PORN STAR or WEATHERMAN? and Lake Hills Oasis in Somerset, Kentucky ….. GOLF COURSE or REHAB?

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S2E37 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! Do you really want to smell like the WorldWide Web? Well, if you haven't landed a date, this may be for you. First there was French fry vodka & now Lay's thinks you can't just drink just one shot of their vodka. If you think high-tech means safety for your gadgets...think again. A woman was robbed of $24,000 when her boyfriend violated her EYELID to unlock her phone! This & more insane stupidity follows!

Family’s Rudolph Decoration Repeatedly Attacked By Real Deer; Large spider interrupts Australian official’s news conference; Sharks Have a Surprise New Predator–Leopard Seals; Fountain-of-Youth Pill Could Be on Horizon After Scientists Dramatically Extended Longevity in Mice; FL Woman Poisoned Boyfriend’s Lemonade to ‘Shut Him Up,’ Police Say; Kraft Paid Out $20 to Not Make Christmas Cheesecakes; Nike Getting in on the Metaverse, Buys Virtual Sneaker Company.

And boy, do we ever have some great current events that happened over the past week that I put the "stupid spin" to! Some of this you just can't make up! Not to mention the 7 new "winners" who get the "Genius Award" for their stupendous stupidity! This will be the LAST BONUS episode of 2021....and well, the LAST EPISODE of the year, too, for that matter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will do a special "spitball" episode bantering about the top stupid stories of 2021 that will drop on New Year's Day, Jan 1, 2022! Have a Stupid Christmas & an Insane New Year!

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If you think the scandals in the USA are ridiculous, try living in Saudi Arabia with "botoxed" camels cheating in a beauty contest. Coons & old ladies are all the rage this week as one woman put one in a headlock while the other uses a dead one on her ex-boyfriend. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, tell of one very unhappy customer who bought a nude Greek statue of Hercules & Diomedes...but discovered one VERY obvious thing is MISSING. And we'll both dish out plenty of stupidity on these others "Insane but True" escapades...

A Court Ruled Walking from Your Bed to Your Desk Is Technically a "Commute"; Cadbury Passing Off Old Chocolate Bunnies as Chocolate Santas; A Man Thought He Was Going to Die After Being Bit 26 Times by Otters; A Couple Went Through a $100,000 Divorce...Then Decided to Stay Married; A Random Guy Won an Election in PA After He & His Wife Wrote His Name in as a Goof; 1 in 5 People Have Made a Financial Decision Based on Their Horoscope; Someone Baked an 850-lb. Weed Brownie for National Brownie Day; 48-Y/O Mom Stole Daughter's Identity to Go to College & Date Young Guys; Waitress Fired After Customer Left a Huge Tip; Woman Sang Anti-Mask Parody at a Co. Board Meeting; A Driver Parked a Stolen Car at Walmart...in a Place Reserved for Police; Semi driver charged with DUI after crashing, stripping naked on I-70 in PA; Dr. Oz Is Outraged that the Philadelphia Inquirer Won't Call Him "Dr. Oz" During His Senate Campaign; FL driver arrested for leading deputies on chase through golf course.

And you can play along in the weekly "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to make your best guesses on FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA; STEAKHOUSE OR GAY BAR; PORN STAR OR WEATHERMAN; STRIP CLUB OR DAYCARE; or GOLF COURSE OR REHAB

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S3E35 - Midweek BONUS Episode! ~ Pennsylvania may be the poop capital of the country...at least 2 cities in PA are! A lot of strange things go on at Waffle House restaurants...but a meth lab is not one of them until now. In the strange brew department: A brewery in Milwaukee has come up with a new concoction for your favorite suds...Tree Sproose Brew. And that's just the start of the stupidity...

3 Thieves Stole $13,000 Worth of Wigs & Are Still on the Run; Woman Started Shooting When Wendy’s Drive-Thru Order Took Too Long; Alligator Rescued From Frigid River …In Pennsylvania; Thieves Caused $20,000 in Damage to a Jewelry Store...to Steal $200 Worth of Costume Jewelry; 2 arrested, meth found in frozen lasagna box at East TN home; Mother Charged After Telling Daughter to Hit Player on Opposing Team.

The week's current events are stupid enough without the spin I put on them but the "Insane Week In Review" is full of more examples plus 7 more winners are picked for the "Genius Awards"!

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Next time you smell a pig farm, think about conserving energy. It is a possibility. Only in FL would you find a nude Playboy model covered in paint & handing out nuts for "No-Nut November". If anything will go wrong in a wedding, it certainly did with 2 unfortunate brides. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will also tell you about yet another "accident" involving large explosive objects being shoved up a man's "no-go hole"! And there's stupidity that tops these examples...

FL Guy Pulls a Flamethrower on His Neighbors During a Parking Dispute; A Man Tried to Dodge a Vaccine by...Using a Fake Arm; The Most Popular Christmas Present Hiding Spot Is...the 1st Place Your Kids Look/Top Fail Proof Ways to Keep Your Kids' Christmas Present Hidden; Homeowner tries to smoke out snakes…& burns his house down; A Woman's Face Got Burned During a Laser Facial...Because the Technician Was Arguing with Her Boyfriend; School Lunch Lady Arrested for Allegedly Bringing Pot Cookies to School; A Substitute Teacher Showed Up with a Karaoke Machine & Sang Britney; Man, who probably drinks too much, coffee sues Folgers for not giving him enough coffee; Guy on Crack Claims a "Big Snake" Invited Him into His Neighbor's House; World's Loudest Burp Record Has Been Broken After More Than a Decade; NJ Will Provide Abused Pets with Court-Appointed Lawyers; PA Man Was Arrested After Headbutting Police Outside a Bowling Alley; The Voice You Hear on the Radio Might Be a Robot; New Trend: A Christmas Tree in Your Bedroom Will Improve Your Sex Life; A Guy with a WW2 Artillery Shell Stuck Up His No-Go Hole Claimed He Fell on It.

More "Insane Games" to play along with "Pancho" this week, too!

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S3E33 Midweek BONUS Episode - Joel Osteen has more money than God...& it's literally coming out of the walls in the bathroom. If you're a YouTuber & want some serious likes, taking a go-kart onto the CA 101 Freeway is one way NOT to do it. When is a TV doctor a US Senator? When he's Dr. Oz. And there's more insane stupidity from this past week:

Man exposes himself, urinates on items at Winnipeg grocery store; Allergy sufferers have nearly 40% lower risk of COVID-19 infection; Things Old People Do That Young People Are Sick Of; The Secret Weapon to Prevent Holiday Weight Gain Is...Prunes; A Woman Lit a Slot Machine on Fire After Losing, & Then Was Shot By Another Gambler; Chipotle Is Selling Cilantro-Flavored Soap; Toxins found in disposable plastic face masks may harm humans & the environment.

Plus another week's worth of headlines & current events that are given the "stupid spin" as well as more "winners" of our "Genius Awards"!

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You come from a wild family when your grandma gets busted for a DUI & the cops discover straws for her cocaine! You might come from a strange family if your mom causes a scene on an airline trying to breastfeed a screeching cat. You might be incensed, like this one Polish granny, who heard the dancing cactus toy she bought for her grandchild start cussing & singing songs about doing cocaine! This is just some of what's been happening in my stupid world that you'll hear about from me & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...along with these...

This Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Haunt Your Dreams; Science Has Proven It: All Cats Are Psychos; A Guy Pulled a Gun at Little Caesars, Because His "Hot-N-Ready" Pizza Wasn't Hot & Ready; Meet the ‘megaspider’: Fangs so powerful, it can bite through fingernails; A FL doctor did laser surgery on a 91-y/o man’s eye—but on the wrong eye; A Guy Was Sick of Waiting to Use a Machine at the Gym, so He Sat on Top of the Person Using It/Things You Should Never Do at the Gym; A Drug Dealer Dumped Handfuls of Pot Out a Window While Cops Stood on the Sidewalk & Watched; 60+ People Stranded by Snow in English Pub with Oasis Cover Band; Secret Santa & Wrapping Presents Worst Part of Christmas Season; Man Survives Flight from Guatemala City to Miami Hiding in Landing Gear; A Guy with a Tesla Face Tattoo Got Drunk and Flipped His Minivan; A Man Stole ED Pills After His Insurance Wouldn't Cover Them; Oh! Christmas tree? NJ Cardboard display is the talk of a town; This Airport’s Secret Weapon Against Bird Strikes? Pigs; 11-Y/O "Prolific" Carjacker Arrested After Carjacking Police Sergeant’s Wife; Man Stopped for Speeding Calls 911 to Falsely Report Robbery.

Play along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" this week as well!!

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S3E31 Midweek BONUS episode - Willie Nelson's Christmas classic, "Pretty Paper" may be the appropriate theme for one house wrapped up in Christmas wrapping. Some techno-nerds dealing in crypto-currency nearly purchased the United States Constitution. Some stupid lawmakers in the Big Apple have voted to let non-Citizens vote in the local city elections. Think this is stupid, wait 'till you hear about these:

50% of Superstitious Fans Wear a Specific Jersey When Their Team Plays; Dollar Tree Is About to Become Dollar-&-a-Quarter Tree; Man cited for driving a motorized cooler without a license; Did You Eat Your Thanksgiving Dinner in the Afternoon Like Ryan Seacrest, or Evening Like Kelly Ripa?; Men Much More Likely to Not Lift a Finger on Thanksgiving; AZ Duo Charged With Climbing Sacred Native American Site; A Woman Stole Money from a Vet Hospital So She Could Feed Slot Machines While Sleeping.

There's the week's current events that are given a "stupid spin" plus 7 more awards given to the "Geniuses" with the most stupendous stupidity!

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If you think surviving "Black Friday" after Thanksgiving is tough, you should be a plumber trying to survive "Brown Friday"! How does a FL Man react when his dog-humping is interrupted? He gets very, very, violent, which you will find out from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Researchers have found a way to ease separation anxiety in pets after their owners are brought back into work after months of working from home... Let the dog call you while you're at work. And the stupidity doesn't stop there... There are these:

This tree is considered the most dangerous in the world. And it’s in FL; A Naked AR Man Found Upside Down Behind the Wheel of a Stolen Boat; Food Vlogger Tells People to Water Down Ketchup to Make It Healthier; A Lawyer Bragged He Can "Think Like a Criminal"; Got Busted for Drugs; What is Something Nobody Warns People About Enough When It Comes to Having Kids?; Wedding Photographer Claims She Can Tell When Marriage Is Doomed From Day 1; AR Criminal Got Arrested After Making a T-Shirt Bragging About His Crime; ‘Mike Is A Cheater’ Spray Painted Note Ends Up On The Wrong Car; ESports Are Now More Popular with Teenage Boys Than Real Sports; FL Homeowner Face HOA Fines for Putting Christmas Lights up Too Early; A Drunk Driver Blamed Her Bad Driving on an Egg Roll; A Car Hit a Bowling Ball...& Then Things Got Stupid; FL Woman Tried to Escape From Jail...Using the Wire from Her Bra; A Woman Meant to Take Ibuprofen...But Ate Her AirPod Instead; Professor says “I Wasn’t Masturbating, I Was Trying Not to Pee”; Another "Satisfied" Walmart Patron Gets Arrested.

Plus our weekly round of "Insane Games" that you can play along with "Pancho"!

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S3E30 Midweek BONUS Feed! -

A Grandma & her grand-daughter are out of a place to stay when the hotel manager read her lame review online. And after making a delivery, a DoorDash Delivery Driver Dropped her DooDoo. Traffic jams are common in CA but not because of this. Plus, there's more stupid examples of humanity like these:

A Pair of American Tourists Broke into the Colosseum to Have a Beer;
Parents Sue School District Over Letting Students Change Name, Pronouns Without Parental Consent;
Staring at Screens Too Much Has Caused Half of Us to Skip Work or School/Signs Your Screen Time Is Out of Control;
Your Drunkest Family Member at Holiday Parties Will Be...Your Uncle;
A Cop Tried to Break Up a Bar Fight, & a Woman Bit His Ear Off;
SUV Slams into Home, Impales 2nd Floor with Traffic Sign.

And there's more headline hilarity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as our weekly winners of the "Genius Awards" for stupendous stupidty!

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If you think you have a wild grandma, wait until you hear about one tequila swigging Granny who confronted the police who later found her swinging from an overpass above I-95. Or the woman who was tossing roses & serenading the big cats in the Bronx Zoo... And if you're still on the fence about getting vaxed for COVID, Belgium has an incentive from the local cathouses. My Insane FL Nephew will give you the lowdown on that as well as more stupid capers like...

Man Claims He Swapped His Wife’s ‘Aggressive’ Cat for Friendlier Look Alike While She Was Away, & Is Plagued With Guilt 6 Years Later; A Customer's Soup Was Too Hot, so She Threw It in the Cashier's Face; A Lawyer Was Arrested for Dropping His Pants in a Courthouse; A Cow Escaped from a Farm, Went Down a Waterslide, & Won Its Freedom; Over 40% of Kids Think Bacon Comes from...Plants; A MA funeral home is being sued after a casket broke open during a burial & the body fell out; Bishop Who Left Clergy for Erotica Writer Accused of Being ‘Possessed’; Murderer Gets Caught...After He Confessed In a Game of "Truth or Dare"; Guy Got Busted in Carpool Lane w/Hat & Coat Draped Over Passenger Seat; A Guy Threatened a TSA Agent, Got Naked, & Yelled "It's a Free Country"; Doorbell Camera Records CA Woman Giving Birth On Lawn; Scientists say sex-crazed tourists are destroying Spanish sand dunes; A Drunk Driver Blamed Her Bad Driving on an Egg Roll; New Zealand Woman ‘Held Hostage By A Possum’; Elon Musk slams Bernie Sanders over billionaire tax debate; Man charged in scam missed court because he’s dead.

Play along with Pancho as he figures out the difference between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Steakhouse" or a "Gay Bar", & other stupid comparisons in our weekly "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E28 - Bonus Midweek Episode! - What better way to fundraise than have naked college co-ed athletes pose naked in a calendar! What better way to eat a Pop-Tart than to slather all kinds of flavored BUTTER on it??? Or what better way to catch dog-walkers who don't deposit their doggie-doo in disposals than to track them down using doggie-doo-DNA? Sounds stupid? Not so fast! And there's more...

Teacher Claims Discrimination After His 'Proud Zionist' T-Shirt Banned, But BLM T-Shirts Allowed; CNN Could Fire “Good Number” Of On-Air Talent, Staff In Major Shakeup; A Study Found People Have Never Been More Afraid to Speak Their Mind/Things Everyone Is Too Scared to Say; 56% of Americans Believe Thanksgiving Is Ruined If There’s No Leftovers; There's a French Fry-Flavored Vodka...Thanks to Arby's; Guy Stole a Street Sweeper, Led Cops on a Low-Speed Chase, & Drove It into a River; Prisoner Knocks Cellmate's Teeth Out Because He Wouldn't Stop Farting.

Plus more stupidity that's spun from the past week's newsmakers & the newest "Geniuses" in stupidy!

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The British love their biscuits with their tea...but President Biden gave Camilla Bowles a different kind of "biscuit" at the climate summit. A marathon runner with digestive issues was literally making runs to the potty. Plus, a family spotted their grandpa at a sideshow where he was the star of a dissection for an exclusive audience. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, will also tell you what happens when a cobra bites your manparts while you're sitting on the loo. And it's ain't pretty. There's even more stupidity with these stupid-but-true tales:

A Woman Pulls a Shotgun on a 7-y/o Trick-or-Treater; Thanksgiving-Flavored Ice Cream...Made with Real Pieces of Turkey; Naked man found in walls of NY theater...He was trapped for days; Thieves Pass Out from a Gas Leak They Started While Stealing a Furnace; Man Who Was Missing for 24 Years Returns Home...to Stab His Brother; There Are Job Listings for Remote Positions, Where the Boss Can Make "Unplanned Visits"; A Guy Robs a Postal Worker at Gunpoint & Only Wanted Rubber Bands; Drugs found stashed in Little Debbie box during AR traffic stop; A 17-Lbs. Potato Named "Doug" May Have Set a New World Record; Man Cuts Cables to Satellite Dishes, Knocking Out FL TV Stations; A Guy Gave His Friend a Tattoo While Their Flight Was Landing; The FL Man with FL Tattooed on His Face Is in Trouble Again; Econo Lodge Guest Stabbed a Motel 6 Guest After Their Dogs Got into It; Humans gave leprosy to armadillos–now they are giving it back to us; Sleeping Naked Means A Better Night's Rest/Top Reasons to Sleep Naked.

Play along with "Pancho" this week with more of our "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E26 - Midweek Bonus!! - When police have to break up a street fight between 2 of our National Birds, it tells you a lot about the current state of this nation. When cops try to taser a trouble-maker that's confronting them, they're not expecting that person to burst into flames...but one did. We share a lot of our lives with our pets, but do you really want to share the tub with them? Some of you do. And that's not all of the stupidity you'll hear in this episode...

10 Everyday Stupid Things That Should Be Illegal; Things That Are Universally Hated by Everyone on Earth; Lots of Adorable Head-Tilting Might Mean Your Dog Is a Genius; Break-Ups Are Harder on Men Than Women; Judge Bans Elf on the Shelf in His County...as a Gift to "Tired Parents"

Plus a round-up of all the week's headlines that have been given a stupid spin as well as this week's Genius Awards!

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First of all...what "real" man volunteers himself to be castrated? And even worse...what real man wants the deed done on a kitchen table? One woman had an epiphany when she threaded an ear wax camera up her nose & found a "jewel" of a discovery. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an unbelievable story about a NY man that has a unique "honor" which "aroused" the suspicion of the TSA when going through airport security! And there's even more stupidity in store from these 5-Star examples:

PETA Wants MLB to Change the “Bullpen” to the "Arm Barn”; Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus Returns...without Animals; MI Man w/Suspended License Dials Into Zoom Court Hearing While Driving; IN City Tries Luring In New Residents with Stand-In Grandparenting Service; A Drunk Driver Claimed His 4-y/o Son Was Behind the Wheel; A Judge Granted Joint Custody...of a Dog; High School Students Gave Teachers & The Principal Lap Dances at Homecoming "Man Pageant"; School Bans Mom From Volunteering After Finding Her On “OnlyFans”; Drunk Driver Tries to Set Up His Ice Fishing Shack on an Unfrozen Lake; Court May Decide If There’s Enough Strawberries in a Strawberry Pop-Tart; Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns; Criminal in a Ricky Bobby Costume Tries to Flee on a Bike with 2 Flat Tires; The Average American Spends More Than 6 Days a Year Washing Dishes; VA woman sentenced for ‘staggering’ $32M coupon scam; Is it normal to fart in yoga class?

Play along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" to guess if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar", a "Porn Star or Weatherman", & "Golf Course or Rehab"!

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S3E24 - Midweek Bonus!! Plenty of daddy issues in this episode with shots fired over chicken & over guitar playing! And some daddy-body issues for guys who are hiding the battle of the bulge! And "Meta Mark" Zuckerberg wants to help machines learn all about the human experience of "touch & feel"... (???) Plus other truths that are stranger than fiction...like:

Creepy or Romantic? A Man Asked a Woman Out, After Getting Her Number from Her Dog's Collar; Does It Feel Like Some People Bring Out the Worst in You?; A Patient Waited 7 Hours in the ER, Never Got Treated, & Still Owes $700; A Pizza-Loving Car Burglar Was Caught "Marinara-Handed"; Man dies during bull-running event in Spanish city of Onda; Worst Sick Day Excuse Ever? A Guy Skipped Work Because He Didn't Have Any Clean Socks.

Plenty of news from the past week that will get the "Stupid Spin" & more stupendous stupidity that is christened with the "Genius Award"!

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If you really want to tick off your neighbors, a Brit have found the best way to do it. In the beginning, the LORD made the SCOTS just a "wee bit" better...and gave them the sexiest accent in the UK! You may be your family's "flower child" as the "blooming idiot", but my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a blooming "penis plant" is what really smells to high heaven...REALLY! And there's stupidity galore with these prime examples...

Americans Are Partly The Cause of America's Supply Chain Crisis; FL man will use $1M lottery winnings to upgrade to electric toothbrush; Man Admits to Drunkenly Shutting Down KS Water System; Museum's TikTok Banned for Posting Nudes So They Launch an OnlyFans; The Average Person Has Saved 252 Hours by Not Commuting During the Pandemic/Top Ways to be More Productive While Working from Home; The Largest Candy Corn Factory Has Been Hacked; CA school tells parents their kids must eat lunch in the rain due to COVID; Bud Light Is Selling an Eggnog Hard Seltzer for the Holidays; Mother-Of-2 Breastfeeds Her Fiancé Twice A Week; A Burglar Fled into the Woods, Got Lost, & Had to Call 911 to Rescue Him; Woman says man smashed her fence, window but police couldn’t charge him because he was ‘too drunk’; A Guy Was Pulled Over for Driving While Playing a Flute With Both Hands; Guy Finds Loophole in Amusement Park's Annual Pass, Gets Free Meals Every Day for a Year; Pop-Up Restaurant Karen’s Diner Opens With ‘Rude Staff & Poor Service’; A Missing Hiker Didn't Answer Their Phone, Because They Thought It Was a Scammer; A Woman Threw Tacos at Her Mom's Head & Got Arrested for Battery.

Play along with "Pancho" in another round of the "Insane Game Show" to decide if it's a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar", a "Golf Course or a Rehab", & other surprises!

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S3E22 Midweek BONUS! You know it's October when stupid people assault others with pumpkins. With all the flavors being used to "season" popcorn, do we really need Sour Patch Kids? When does an advertising flop for A&W Restaurants in the 1980's work best? When it's resurrected in the 2020's! And there's more stupid ideas played out in this bonus episode like:

Kids Playing ‘Squid Game’ On Playground With Hitting & Kicking; Experts: You Should Never Have Ice In Your Drinks In Pubs & Restaurants; A Disgruntled Employee Got 6 Months for Releasing Rats at Work; Police Arrested a Woman Who Stole a Service Dog at a Walmart; Fisher-Price's Iconic Toy Telephone Can Now Make Real Phone Calls/Top Signs Your Child is Addicted to Technology; A Man Used Finger Guns to Steal Napkins from a Waffle House; A Guy Got Pulled Over, Then Fled on Foot...with a Chocolate Cream Pie.

And as usual, I'll put the stupid spin on the past week's headlines in the "INSANE Week In Review" as well as award 7 more "geniuses" with their stupendous stupidity!

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Tik-Tok is rapidly becoming the #1 source for all things stupid. Like how to separate your scalp from your skull & finding out how kinky your are so the Chinese can steal more of your privacy information. But if you're into "kinky", I don't recommend using a bottle opener like one stupid Thailander did. But if you're going to prank your school, go big or go home (as you'll find out from my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero"...where one senior in Chicago went real big & rickrolled his entire school district...and STILL graduated. And there's even more stupidity to commemorate "Stupid Day" that happened over this past week:

There Could Be a "Gilligan's Island" Movie & the Castaways Eat Each Other; ‘Squid Game’ Is Causing Sales Of White Vans To Spike 7,800%; Parents Can Hire Wrinkles The Clown To ‘Terrify Misbehaving Children’; Nearly 90 Tangled Rattlesnakes Removed From Beneath Woman’s House; Ft. Lauderdale Residents fear roosters are being stolen for cockfighting; You Know Those Scary Robot Dogs? Now They've Got Guns; 3 Carjackers Were Thwarted by an MMA Fighter...a Manual Transmission...& a K9 Officer; MI house where teen violently murdered his mom & sisters features chilling Halloween display; 37% of Men Over 30 Will Gain Weight During Football Season/Reasons Your Guy's a Keeper (Even with Belly Fat); Legoland announce Peppa Pig Theme Park's opening date, ticket pricing; Pubs Are Spraying Their Toilets With an 'Anti-Cocaine' Spray; Waffle House Waitress Pulls Gun on Guy for Complaining About Eggs; Thief Needs Money for Meth To See His Imaginary Girlfriend Again; Trail Cam Caught Man’s Illicit Horseplay.

Play along with our "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to determine if it's a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Strip Club" or a "Day Care" & more!

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S3E20 Midweek BONUS Episode! There's more naked stupidity for the BONUS episode featuring a naked woman roaming an airport, a naked woman streaking through an 8th Grade football practice, a realtor in L.A. who's selling a house by selling his modesty, & a man being treated in the back of an ambulance who not just got naked but put on a "show" for the medics treating him! If you're going to get naked, however, watch out for a new breed of mosquito that has a penchant for humans...you don't want to be an "all you can eat" bar for these little "buggers". Imaging going trick-or-treating to a house made of GRAVESTONES? There's a druggie who told cops he needed meth so he can see his "imaginary girlfriend, 'Emma'". And If you also are looking for a trendy new way at birth control, try out the new ultra-sonic "testicle bath". But if you're going to try out a trendy new Halloween costume, make sure you don't offend anyone in the process. And there's also a full slate of stupid news with the "Insane Week In Review" & our 7 stupendous stupid saps who have been given the "Genius Award" fo their stupidity! This should hold you over until the weekend feed coming this weekend!

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You'll get an extra dose of stupidity from naked people in this episode...in new & creative ways! You'll also find out how to gag yourself over how people are perverting brats & coffee! And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is fresh off of a vacation in NC to tell you about one convulsing canine barfed up something embarrassing at the vet--and other unbelievable stupidity. And that's not the half of it. There's some 5-Star Stupidity coming your way...

Rooster attacks a man on a street in Queens, NY; "Fart-Repelling" Bed Sheets Are Now Something You Can Buy; 76% of Americans Say Their #1 Digestive Issue Is Constant Farting; FL Man Arrested for Catcalling Women & Pleasuring Himself While Driving; A Guy Caught Pleasuring Himself in His Car Told Cops He Was "Takin' Care of Business"; Wendy’s Manager Charged for Throwing Hot Oil Complaining Customer; Couple Opens Their Suitcase at Airport...Finds Their Dog Hiding Inside; A Guy Called 911 Because He Was Stuck in Traffic and Needed to Pee; 90-Y/O Man Punches Neighbor in a Classic "Get Off My Lawn" Dispute; CA man sues psychic who said she could remove witch's curse from ex; A Mailman Wouldn't Stop Peeing on a Customer's Mailbox; A Man Got an Insurance Payout After a Centipede Bit His Junk; 2 Drunk People Broke into a Water Park, Went Down a Closed-Off Slide, & Shattered Their Ankles…Now They’re SUING.

Test your skill with "Pancho" in this week's "Insane Game Show" & see if you can tell the difference between a "Porn Star or a Weatherman", a "Strip Club or a Daycare", or a "Steakhouse or a Gay Bar"!

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S3E18 - Midweek BONUS!! If you've ever wondered if there were bathrooms in the Bible, now you'll know. Have you ever been driven nuts by the music played over a grocery store's speaker system? One woman went nuts over the "sad" song being played. A retired old man couldn't take his wife complaining about the view from their house any longer so he built her a new one...that ROTATES. And more tales of stupidity from these real-life examples:

David Arquette Owns Bozo the Clown & He Wants to Create a Bozo-Verse!!!; 2 Eagles Fans Caught Having Sex in a Bathroom Stall During The Game; A Guy with a Sword Starts a Fire in the Street Then Chugs Captain Morgan; DC Comics’ Newest Superman, Jonathan Kent, Is Here—& Queer; A Guy Stops to Help a Crash Victim, & She Steals His SUV w/5 Kids Inside; Arkansas Jailer Fired After Letting Inmate Out To Vape Marijuana; Man orders 100 tacos on first date, asks his DATE to pay for them.

All of the current events of the week are given the "stupid" spin with our "Insane Week In Review" & more "geniuses" get recognized for their stupendous stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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Have you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your "love bite"! If you've ever mocked women for drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, you're "sexist"! An Indian smuggler found a "crappy" way to hide his loot. And the beloved Mother Goose character who fell off the wall was kidnapped while he was taking a Dumpty... My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (however you pronounce it!) joins me with more stupidity that will make the stupidity in your life so much less humiliating with unbelievable examples like:

Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at FL car dealership; First It Was the "Five & Dime" store... Now The dollar store is officially dead; FL Woman driving convertible MINI Cooper seen hauling full-size couch; A Woman Reported a Fake Shooting...So Cops Wouldn't Arrest Her Boyfriend During a Traffic Stop; Bringing Home The Bacon Is Gonna Cost More Than It Has In 40 Years; Man Opens Emergency Door, Jumps Onto Wing Of Plane In Miami; Elected Officials in KY Must Take Oath They've Never Been in a Duel; A Carjacker Was Shot After Aiming His Bow & Arrow at a Cop; Vintage video game collection worth $100K uncovered in hoarder’s house; Demi Lovato Says UFO Sighting Was ‘A Beautiful & Incredible Experience’; Danish Artist Pockets Museum’s Cash, Declares It Conceptual Art; Arby's Is Selling Sweatpants & Hoodies That Smell Like Smoked Meat; A Missing Man Spent Hours Helping a Search Party Look for Himself; A Driver Was Cited for Riding in a Carpool Lane with a Skeleton; Man quits booze for metal, has 2 pounds of hardware removed from stomach.

Try out your stupidity & see if you can beat "Panch" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if it's a FAKE or a FLORIDA headline, a Porn Star or a Weatherman, a Golf Course or a Rehab, a Steakhouse or a Gay Bar, or a Strip Club or a Daycare!

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S3E16 - BONUS Midweek Feed! - If you're ever going to post a photo on social media, hide your drugs first. One man learned the hard way. The popular Halloween yard decorations this year may trigger your neighbors in your HOA. And a Japanese company has made a special sock for your big toe for reasons you never imagined. Plus, there's other scary stupidity for October:

Bing’s top search word is ‘Google,’ according to Google; A Woman Wants $1 Million from Geico After She Got an STD While Hooking Up in a Guy's Car; A FL Man Got Caught with Meth and Claimed It Was Medicinal; There's a Petition to Change the Name of Lee Co., FA to BRUCE Lee Co.; A Woman Renovated Her Bathroom & Accidentally Walled In Her Cat; Man Says He Was Driving 103-MPH, Because He Was on His Way to Buy Feminine Hygiene Products.

The week's top newsmakers get the "stupid spin" in the "Insane Week In Review" & more real "winners" in our "Genus Awards" for stupendous stupidity!

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He will finally get to go where many men have never gone before. William Shatner played the Captain of the USS Enterprise in "Star Trek" for years but will finally lift off to space thanks to Jeff Bezos of Amazon. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tells about one 11-y/o boy who was unphased by a haunted house got an up-close & personal encounter that was all too real...and he nearly lost a toe. A woman in MO has some unreal concepts for "art" in her front yard & the local government is going to fine her if she doesn't remove it. But she would be certainly welcome to live in Mifflin County, PA with her "art" since it happens to be a mannequin with a GOOSE HEAD. Mifflin Co. celebrates the "Legend of Goose Day" every September 29...and she would be the #1 attraction. And there's more stupidity that is oozing from this episode like these:

Hilarious PTA Signs Tell Parents ‘Don’t Go Blocking Drop Off Lines’; This Clown Makes Balloon Sculptures, Then Fogs Your Home With Disinfectant; McDonald's Is Phasing Out Plastic Toys in Happy Meals; A Man Named "Sir Dangerous" Kidnapped a Woman & Promised to "Make Her Life Miserable"; Knoxville Woman In Custody For Abandoning Burning Car While Naked; A Thief Was Found Sleeping on a Pile of Chicken Fingers & Meth; CO Contractor Destroys New Bathroom With Sledgehammer After Client Refused To Pay In 23 Hours; Should We Replace "Virginity" with "Sexual Debut"?; A Man Stabbed Someone Because His McDonald's Coffee Was Too Sweet; A Woman Beat-Up Her Boyfriend...When He Asked to Cuddle with Her; 'New Yorker' Podcast Guest Advocates 'Intelligent Sabotage,' Property Damage in Climate Change Fight; FL man tries to trade back the vehicle he stole; More women using marijuana to help ease menopause symptoms; Why You Never Have Sex in a Car Parked on a Hill; CT Man Arrested After Commandeering A Family’s Home In Break-In; Signs You're at a Bad Haunted House; What Is Moon Water?

And there's more fun with the "Insane Games" that you can play along with "Pancho" to figure out if it's a "Steakhouse Or A Gay Bar", a "Golf Course Or Rehab", & "Fake News Or Florida"!

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S3E14 Midweek BONUS Feed! A Tennessee man, with his girlfriend & his dead mother in the trunk, drive all over the Volunteer State to find an open VA Hospital so he can inform them his mother took her own life & he found her body in the woods. Guess what? It didn't go down like that! Do you think it's time to spare the lives of the 1 MILLION dogs who have died in order to show up on your dinner plate in South Korea? The President there thinks so. Since the Fall season is upon us, so is pumpkin spice...it's all over us--literally. Plus these stupid tales of terror...

20 Dumb Questions for "Ask a Stupid Question Day"; A Woman Made Bomb Threats at Her Boyfriend's Work So She Could Spend Time with Him; Facebook Puts Its 'Instagram Kids' Project on Hold; Costco placing purchase limits on toilet paper, other products due to COVID-related demand; Altoona, PA woman attacks boyfriend with metal bat, faces charges; A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line.

And the week is wrapped up in stupidity with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as you'll be introduced to the most stupendous stupidity from the winners of the "Genius Awards"!

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If you're reaching for a pizza roll in the grocery store, you do NOT want to find the kind of "roll" one lady put her hand in. How many dogs can you marry simultaneously to make it in the Guinness Book? One lady is gonna try to find out. With the school bus driver shortage plaguing America this year, one school district found a solution...in a "party bus" for their students. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give you all the stupid details along with these "Jim Dandy" tales...

Have You Ever Been in a Fight? Over ⅓ of Americans Have; Top Situations When it's Okay to Slug Someone; On TikTok, people are eating Rice Krispies Treats before working out; Blue Apron debuts new “Heat & Eat” meals perfect for your fall routine; ⅔ of People Fake Laugh at Jokes to "Fit In"; Things So Undeniably Funny You Never Have to Fake Laugh at Them; A Man Robbed the Same 7-Eleven 4 Times This Summer; Guy Does Circles in a Police Parking Lot Until They Arrest Him for DUI; Man Faces Charges After Stealing Fish Sticks from Kindergarten Class; Samuel Adams’ latest potent beer is illegal in 15 states; This Nissan Worker With ‘Enhanced Senses’ Has a Job to Ensure the Perfect ‘New Car Smell’; Uproar In OH Over Questionable Writing Prompts Given To Students Like “Write an X-rated Disney scenario”; KY Man Says He Was “Shooting His Guns at the Aliens”; You Can Now Buy Wine in Bottles Shaped Like Men's Junk; OH Woman Wakes Up To Find Burglar Sleeping In Guest Bedroom; A Teenager Got a USB Cable Stuck in His Urethra While Trying to Measure His Length.

And you can play along again with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Games"!

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S3E12 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE... Is it really finger food if you find a REAL finger in it? A Bolivian woman did. A Pennsylvania man is facing up to 7 years in prison over a bottle of Mountain Dew. And besides the obvious, what do you do in the bathroom that could be considered "unusual"? There's a list of things that you'll discover in this episode along with these offerings...

CO town pleads for return of stolen phone booth; Guy Tries to Rob Gas Station During Power Outage...But the Register Wouldn’t Open; Black Wedding Dress Trend Grows During The Coronavirus Pandemic; Have You Bought Chicken in the Past Decade? You Might Be Entitled to a Class-Action Settlement; Heinz Is Selling a "Packet Roller" That Gets Every Last Drop Out of Ketchup Packets; A Man Poses as Disney World Tour Guide So He Can Skip Every Line.

Plus this week's "Insane Week In Review" with the stupid spin on the latest headlines as well as our winners for the "Genius Awards" of stupendous stupidity!

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When you get your McDonald's Bacon Sandwich do you expect to find a pig nipple inside? One guy thought he saw one. But if you love tacos so much you want a subscription to get them, Taco Bell has the answer. And if you think you're going to get $1,000 to shave off your hair & eyebrows for a shampoo company, you may want to hang up the phone. One woman didn't & now she's bald as a cue ball. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Pumpkin Spice Guero" & I will WOW & AMAZE you with the amount of sheer stupidity this week like these:

Garbage Truck Crash Uncovers Illegal Marijuana Growing Operation; Facebook is Apparently Going Into the Debt Collection Business; A Judge Rejected a Couple's Divorce Filing, & Told Them to "Work It Out"; Stowaway gecko takes 4,000-mile trip in traveler’s bra; Coffin Found in Golf Course Pond, with a 4,000-Y/O Man & an Axe Inside; Balenciaga Is Selling $1,200 Sweatpants with Built-In Underwear That Show; This Year's "Ig Nobel" Prize Winners: Chewing Gum, an Upside Down Rhino, & an “Orgasms As Decongestants” study; People Are Huffing Onions Because They Think It Kills Coronavirus; Woman Tries to Steal Fire Truck Claiming She Drank Immortality Potion; ⅔ of Us Reward Ourselves for Working Out...& 16% Want a Trophy; Guy Stabs Coworker with a Pen for Telling Him to Work Harder; Tourists Are Now Smoking Toad Venom in Mexico’s Hipster Town Tulum; Researchers potty-train cows to reduce ammonia emissions; Drunk Woman Crashes Into Her Husband's Car, While Picking Him Up from His Own Drunken Crash; Aaron Rodgers Sas His Interception Throw was Due to a "Double Nut Shot"; Teens Are Apparently Stealing Soap Dispensers & Urinals From School For The Devious Lick Trend

And you can play along at home with another round of our "Insane Game Show"!

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S3E10 Midweek BONUS Episode! - The new Roombas promise not to spread your pet poop all over your house...at least for the first year. But if you want to poop bigger & fart longer, men can now do this simply by eating more fruits, veggies, grains, & BEANS! Toll booth operators got paid for more than just letting cars travel on the road...they got a show from one of the drivers. On 7 different occasions. Plus stupidity from these fine specimens...

Cats Have 7 Personality Traits, & One of Them Is "Litter Box Issues"; Top 5 Things Your Cat's Thinking Right Now; Miss America Will Now Judge the Contestants' "Health" Instead of Beauty; A Sorceress’ Toolkit Has Been Discovered in the Ashes of Pompeii; A Woman Who Missed Her Flight Claimed She Had a Bomb in Her Luggage; AOC Wears 'Tax the Rich' Dress to Met Gala; You Can Make $1,300 By Watching 13 Horror Movies.

Get the most stupid spin on the current events of the week with the "Insane Week In Review" and find out the most spectacular stupidity from the winners of the "Genius Awards"!

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If your preferred pajamas include your birthday suit, you may want to consider sleeping alone when you hear what happens while you slumber. If you prefer folk remedies for constipation, it may kill you. And if you get a text from Satan, call this priest...he knows what's happening. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give some advice on how NOT to impress your 1st date...and how to keep your police record clean at the same time. "Pancho" will also weigh in on whether it's a good idea to market yourself as a "breeding partner". And there's also more stupendous stupidity like...

A Woman Had a Breast Reduction, but They Grew Back; A Guy's Credit Card Got Declined, so He Set the Place on Fire; ⅓ of the Population Suffers from a "Fear of Fidgeting"; A Shoplifter Got Locked Out of Her Getaway Car; Chicago Newlyweds Create $240 Invoice for No-Show Guests; An Anti-Masker Peed on the Counter at Dairy Queen; Experts: Putting Your Christmas Decorations Up Now Makes You Happier; The Top Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked; A Naked Woman Drove a Golf Cart...Through an Armed Standoff; A Paranoid PA Meth Head Thought His CD Player Was Spying on Him; A Woman Threw a Kid in the OH River, & Claimed Immunity Because It Was in "International Waters".

"Pancho" will also answer a couple of questions from you seeking advice about "My Mom & Boyfriend Gang Up On How I Dress" & "My Girlfriend Leaves Bitten Nails Everywhere"! And you can play along at home with "Pancho" in the "Insane Games" to figure out is it a "Strip Club or a Daycare", a "Porn Star or A Weatherman", or a "Steakhouse or A Gay Bar"...and other fun activities! Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM app & then subscribe to "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" channel to read the actual news stories from these stupid people & interact with the podcast!

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S3E8 BONUS MIDWEEK EDITION!... You know how ticked you would get if you saw some grown man hold up a kid's lemonade stand? Well, this is 10 time worse. Guys who garble their words cause the girls to get off! And if you need to add any legitimacy to stupidity, enter Joe Rogan peddling the healing effects of the new COVID "drug" of choice, Ivermectin. And there's also these fine examples of "brilliance"...

Husband Was "Covered In Meat Sauce" After Domestic Spaghetti Battery; The Top Things We're Sick of Hearing People Say on Zoom; A Man Accidentally Stabbed Himself While Driving Home with Taco Bell; Raw Chicken Ends Up On Seattle Airport’s Baggage Carousel; New TikTok Trend: Testing Your Cat's Intelligence; What Are The Odds You’ve Been Exposed To COVID & Didn’t Get Sick?; ‘Sissy Pants’ Celebrities Banned in China

There's plenty of current events to put a stupid spin upon with the "Insane Week In Review" and there's 7 more "Geniuses" who have won the "Genius Awards" for stupendous stupidity!

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A school district in KY is dealing with an identity problem with students where playing pretend has become stupid. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will try to keep a straight face when he talks about the school district's board meeting in VA that found out first hand...on live video...what it felt like when a "Bart Simpson" managed to infiltrate their paperwork. And a man found out first hand that using EPOXY is NOT the way to safe sex. You'll be GLUED to this episode with stupidity like this as well as...

A Guy Created a Dating Website...Featuring Only Himself; OnlyFans Is Reversing Their Reversal on Sexual Content; Should an Employer Cover A/C for Employees Working from Home?; Kids Are Pranking Parents in Scholarship Videos by Lying About How Hard Their Life Was; Guy Tries to Rob a Store by Threatening the Cashier with a Lighter; Martin Luther King Jr. Is in "Fortnite" Now...Is That Cool or Super Cheesy?; CA Wants to Pay Addicts Not to Use Drugs; Teacher Breaks Off Engagement And Marries Herself; A "Master Manipulator" Kidnapped His Ex-Wife...So He Could Pretend to Save Her; GA man steals mortuary van--Corpse rolls out ahead of police chase; Soccer Fans Can Now Eat Their Coffee Cups; A Study Found the Length of a Guy's Junk Does Matter to Women; A Woman Arrested for Self-Pleasuring on a Beach Told Cops, "It Only Took 20 Seconds"

And there's more INSANE GAMES you can play along with "Pancho" to see if you can figure out it it's a STRIP CLUB or a STEAKHOUSE!

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S3E6 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Naked baby pictures now causes a lifelong trauma for a man, 30 years afterward. Meet Spencer Elden who the world got to see a LOT of when he was 4 MONTHS OLD on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. Now Spencer thinks $150,000 will help him deal with the fact the whole world got to see him in his birthday suit. The pandemic lockdown has changed the way we're dating. We laughed if you said you were Internet dating 20 years ago...now we prefer to ZOOM date before we meet in person. You expect to find beef in the form of a hamburger when you pull into a McDonald's drive-thru. You're NOT expecting to see beef BEFORE it becomes hamburger...sitting in the back seat of a BUICK while waiting in a McDonald's drive-thru. One woman did...and she has video. Plus there's more...!

New Study Shows Hot Dogs Shorten Lives; A Criminal Jumped in a Lake, so Cops Chased Him Down in a Pedal Boat; A Woman Might Get 15 Years in Prison for Destroying Her Company's Database After They Fired Her; The Top Signs You Joined a Bad Dating Website; Ireland under attack from sex-crazed spiders ‘the size of your hand’; A Guy Did Burnouts in His Rental Car, & It Caught Fire; Welsh Campaigners Say Dragon Should Have A Penis On Their Flag, Just Like It Does On Royal Mint Coins.

I'll put the stupid spin on the all the past week's headlines in the "Insane Week In Review" and meet 7 new winners from the "Genius Awards"!

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Nothing like relaxing on a hot summer day lying on a log & floating down a lazy river....unless you're NAKED. Have you ever had a order screw-up? One theater in England that ordered "Dr. Frank-N-Furter" wigs for a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show received hundreds of actual FRANKFURTERS. When a Peeping Tom got caught with his pants down by police, his explanation was he was "exercising". Exercising WHAT??? There's more stupidity that will be "exercised" in this episode that features my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" including the Satanic ritual what found its way onto live TV. Plus...

Authorities tracking loose wallaby or kangaroo in Pennsylvania; Disgraced Cuomo Files for $50K Per Year State Pension; Man Is Shot By His Wife's b/f, Who Was Secretly Living in Their Home; Dad Catches Teen & Friends Sneaking Out, Uses Alexa To Scare Them Silly When They Return; Big bird on water is mystery, but town calls it just ducky; Disney Is Making Theme Park Robots That Are Capable of Feeling; Be King Of The Nerds With This Legit Lightsaber; Facebook Unveils Tool Allowing VR Work Meetings; Fisherman catches ‘ultra-rare’ crab that looks like a pastry; A Guy on Meth Accidentally Broke into a Jail; Nut & Bolt Found in a Domino's Pizza, But Domino's Says That's "Rare"; A $1,500 Table with a Hole in the Middle, So Your Cat Can Watch You Eat; Firefighters discover ‘body in the river’ was a swimmer relaxing.

And play along with Pancho in the weekly "Insane Games" to see if you know the difference in FAKE NEWS or FLORIDA!

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MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE - S3E4 Another way to kill yourself & get the most likes on Tik-Tock...walking up milk crates stacked 7 crates high with no hands. I don't remember reading in the Book of Revelation that the "Mark of the Beast" would look like a QR Code... But here we are. And now you can smell like breakfast cereal & look good at the same time. But you can't eat it. This and more stupidity like:

9% of People Can't Decide Whether or Not They're Decisive; CA Car Dealership Lets Customer Trade In His Old Car For The Newest Model After Technician Is Caught Taking It To Street Race; Court Says NC Must Let Parole/Probation/Supervised Release Felons Vote; Humankind's Most Valuable Vault Is Filled With Seeds, Not Cash; Couch potatoes are 7 times more likely to suffer a stroke than more physically active people; Woman Offers a Guy Bottled Water on a Hot Day, & He Exposes Himself; 'Wash. Post' Issues Correction on Humor Column Comments About Not Liking Indian Food After Backlash.

Plus more insanity at its best from the winners of our "Genius Awards" as well as the stupid spin on the latest headlines in the "Insane Week In Review"! Read the actual stories from these stupid escapades from links posted in the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World Telegram Channel" on TELEGRAM! Preview them & download the app for your device (desktop of mobile) at t.me/InsaneErikLane

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It wasn't a squirrel that went berserk in the Baptist church, but a fired-up woman...who was so mad she was spittin' bullets--LITERALLY. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain that one. A road rage brawl resulted in a missing nipple...how did that happen? What does it say about your roommates who don't want to interrupt their drug-infused parties to bother with your dead body? And there's more "manhood mayhem"... including these specimen...

A Woman Shot Her Friend, While Using a Gun's Laser to Play with a Cat; Restaurant Wouldn't Give a Guy a Free Soda, so He Set the Building on Fire; Someone Crashed Into a Car, & Left Candy Bars as Compensation; A Man Stole a Full-Size Horse, & Tried to Hide It in...a Bedroom; Most People Actually Prefer Their Revenge as a Dish Served Hot & Fast; Thieves Break In a Restaurant...& Were Fined for Not Wearing Face Masks; Bus Driver Shortage: Schools Paying Parents to Drive Their Own Kids; Guy Intentionally Drives His SUV into a Lake to Fill the Radiator with Water; A Guy Gets Sprayed by a Skunk While Hiding from the Cops; A Guy Got Arrested for Tattooing at Child in a McDonald's Dining Room; A Guy Shot His Junk with a Nail Gun, & Doctors Couldn't Find the Nail; No, You Should Not Put Apple Cider Vinegar on Your Manhood; A Man Put 6 Kidney Beans Inside His Manhood & They Got Stuck

There's more "Insane Games" you can play at home along with "Pancho" as well!

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MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! - S3E2 Forget ZOOM family gatherings when you want to show off your new baby to your parents. Now you can just get them a ricebag with the baby's photo on it. A "jawbone" is the closest thing to having a "real-life" dragon in Australia. And it flew around with a 23 ft. wingspan. We've all experienced the worst in bathrooms when traveling this great land of ours. Now, you can VOTE on the best restroom in America! And there's even more stupidity...

Is it time to get rid of homework? Mental health experts weigh in; NY Governor Andrew Cuomo Has Resigned; A Bank Robber Failed...Because the Teller Couldn't Read His Handwriting; Did Megan Rapinoe "Bully" Teammates into Kneeling for the National Anthem; Thieves Steal Rare Digimon Cards from Store & Immediately Tries to Sell Them to the Same Store; Handcuffed Criminal Steals an ATV, Hits 70 MPH, & Crashes in a Mudhole; Woman Thinks Hissing Cobra Is in Her House...It Was Her Electric Toothbrush

There's the comprehensive week's summary of headlines & current events all with the STUPID SPIN in our "Insane Week In Review", plus the pinnacle of stupidity with the "Genius Awards"!

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It's a NEW SEASON of STUPIDITY! Would you want to see RYAN REYNOLDS star in a Deadpool movie about BAMBI?? Disney isn't--EVER. When women talk about meeting "hot men", they're talking about men who they think are "submissive & breedable". How do men think about that? Of all the population that's considered a "psychopath", those who hold the 3rd most common vocation is RADIO HOSTS. Now there is an explanation for why I am the way I am... And why I host a podcast about other psychotic stupidity such as...

A Guy May Have Set a New Record for World's Drunkest Driver; FL Man Bit His Friend's Ear Off During a Drunken Brawl; A Guy Stole a Purple Heart & Traded It for a Mountain Dew; The Yankees Struggled to Catch a Cat on the Field, & the Fans Gave It "MVP!" Chants; IKEA Is Giving Away Meatball-Scented Candles; Raleigh man puts 13-ft. skeleton in his yard to encourage vaccinations; Judge to Defendant: Get Vaccinated or Go to Jail; Ceiling Cracks Under The Weight Of Enormous Snake; The Man Who's Eaten the Most Big Macs Is Still at It: 32,340 & Counting; Squatter's Cabin at Center of Property Dispute Burnt to the Ground; OH grandma completes quest to create world’s largest Oreo; A Guy Crashes His Car While Huffing Laughing Gas Behind the Wheel; Woman Drives Off Cliff When a Guy Accidentally Opens Her Door Thinking It Was His Car; Little boy nurtures caterpillar into butterfly—until his dog eats it; Woman Sues McDonald's After Burger Ad Tempted Her to Break Lent Fast; 450,000 Bees Removed From Inside Walls Of PA Home

And "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, will engage in another round in the "Insane Game Show" to figure out whether headlines are "FAKE" or "FLORIDA"!

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S2E64 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! When would an appearance by BIGFOOT ever be a good idea for a 6-y/o girl's birthday party? Never? One mom didn't get the memo. One neighbor did get triggered when she saw Tigger picking daisies on a flag outside a home. And a car everyone should own who is frustrated with the stupid drivers on the freeway. Plus we have nudes in Sherwood Forrest & Robin Hood's home realizes the NAKED truth in our Genius Awards! Also, all of the latest news of the week that's fit to be stupid! Some other pearls of stupidity:

Olympics TV ratings plummet by 49% compared to 2016 games amid ‘woke’ protests & pandemic lockdowns; Funny Swimming Trunks with Custom-Made Storage Made For Men to Store their JUNK; 300 People Showed Up for an Annual Cats-in-Windows Tour in Minneapolis; A Guy Spends 4 Hours a Day in the Bathroom, & His Wife Is Sick of It; Pickup Truck Sinks In Lake On Live TV During Boat Launch Mishap;

And read some of the actual stories at Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World TELEGRAM Channel so you can comment & share with your friends! Check it out & download the app (desktop or mobile) at https://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

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A good sign that you may have marital issues is when you get into a shoot-out coming home from your wedding. San Francisco knows how to deal with people pooping on the street, but how do folks in Indiana handle it? Better do a check on your bathing suits because you may be sending the wrong message if it has pineapples on it. But if you insist on wearing it anyway, you can suit up & bring your mobile home to a swingers trailer park in Louisiana. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, also tells about how an adult sex toy can become weaponized against an armed robber. Plus, he has a story of another stupid FL man at the Jacksonville Zoo. And you'll also be entertained by the stupidity of these people:

Biden mocked for claiming he ‘used to drive’ an 18-wheeler truck; UK PM Johnson worried about his dog’s ‘romantic urges’ in Downing St.; Naked Guy Went Viral for Chasing a Wild Pig, & Now He's Got His Own Toy; A Considerate Bride Polled Her Bridesmaids to Make Sure They Don't Overspend; Ghost Hunt Ends In Fall Through Roof At New York Train Station; FL Woman Finds Large Python Previous Residents Left Behind In Her Apt.; Historian Believes the Holy Grail & Lost Ark of the Covenant May be Hidden Under A House in English Countryside; Man Stunned After Setting Up Camera In Bird Box & Attracting 41M Fans; Feline okay? The app that tells you if your cat’s happy; Bon Jovi Is Getting a NJ Rest Stop Dedicated to Him...But Bruce Springsteen Declined; Americans Who Faked Vaccine Docs Fined $16K Each; This Website Is Selling All The Junk TSA Confiscated From You; ‘Penis Snakes’ From South America Have Come To FL

And "Pancho" will take on more challenges in our "Insane Games" trying to decide if businesses are a "Strip Club or a Gay Bar" & if entertainers are a "Porn Star or A Weatherman"!

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S2E62 MIDWEEK BONUS EDITION - Missouri has one of the highest number of unvaccinated people in the US & it's so bad those who want vaccines have to get them in DISGUISE! One would-be robber didn't need a disguise, but could've used better fitting britches during his crime but instead, the victim discovered he had been caught with his pants down. For some, the idea of spaghetti wrestling may seem a bit erotic but one couple decided to assault each other with a plate of spaghetti, & the both were NOODLED by the cops. These are just a few of the stupid crimes & comedy that took place including these examples:

Colorado Pooper Draws Outrage From Denver Residents; A Man Was Arrested for Threatening to Nuke Las Vegas; New Rules Could Take Bacon Off the Table in CA; A Man Shot at a Fridge in Self-Defense, After a Soda Can Exploded; Fight broke out between housemates because of loud chewing.

And get the concise stupidity straight from the headlines in our "Insane Week In Review" as well as all of the "creme-de-la-creme" stupid tales in our "Genius Awards"!

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You know you've "arrived" when you live in such an affluent neighborhood that your GARBAGE needs to be trendy. What ISN'T trendy is paying with cash--saturated with BOOB SWEAT...and one store has banned it. Forget that you could go blind or have hair growing on your hands if you pleasure yourself too much--one guy nearly died from a stroke because he was STROKING himself too much. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will also elaborate on one man who prefers to stroke himself while a librarian reads to him...over the phone. Find out all the stupid things doctors have to hear from their patients. There's also these examples of stupidity:

Jon Stewart Makes Fun of Billionaires & Their Phallic Spaceships; Bezos Took Heat for Comments About Amazon Workers/Customers After Space Flight; Teen Driver Created ‘Infinity Pool’--LITERALLY; Woman's Aunt Hires Hitman to Avoid Seeing Mother-in-Law at Wedding; Twitter Feud Between Fonzi & Chachi; Cocaine disguised as cake seized from vehicle; A Mother Made a Roadblock to Force Drivers to Stop at Her Kids' Lemonade Stand; A Guy's Family Size Box of Frosted Flakes Was Actually Full of Heroin

Pancho will also give some advice on what to do when a man is made to wear a watermelon by his pregnant wife. And you can be challenged along with Pancho with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!

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S2E60 BONUS MIDWEEK EPISODE! What should police assume when they come upon a well-lubed miniature horse & a guy standing next to it with his pants down saying, "It's not what you think"? You can make your own assumptions. So many are not watching the 2020 Olympics this year, do you think adding Quidditch would improve the ratings? At least you may get the Harry Potter fans! If you came home to find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool on a hot day, would you grab a camera or a phone to call 911? Find out what one guy did. And there's even more:

Man Climbs To The Top Of Supreme Scream Ride At Knott’s Berry Farm; 50 Years Later, Man Confesses He Stole Rifle Made in 1775; Top Reasons I Won't Be Watching the Olympics; Men Emit 16% More Greenhouse Gasses Than Women; New Andy Cohen Reality Show Has Exes Rate Each Other, Including on Sexual Technique; ‘Cop hides behind this sign’: PA deli warns motorists; Seagull Smacks Into Screaming Teenager’s Face On Slingshot Ride At NJ Amusement Park

And there's the weekly round-up of all the "Insane News of the Week" as well as the most memorable stupidity winning the "Genius Awards"!

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How would your react if you found out your MOM was selling her farts as her side-hustle? Or how would you treat a dead butt? You'll also hear about the LITERAL fireworks that happened with some Taco Bell employees! Plus "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of how boredom can cause you to literally go jump off a bridge. Also, he'll explain why rescuers pulled a naked woman out of a wall. These are just a few of the random stupidity that happened in the span of a week...along with these:

Man Harvests Methane for 8 Hours to Fuel Bike That Runs on Swamp Gas; Woman With No License Yanked 13 Teeth From Patient; Ford created a gas-scented fragrance for electric car drivers; Ramen Noodle Crash Turns Arkansas Lake Into Broth; Scientists Observed a Brainless Blob Thinking & Making Decisions; Woman With No License Yanked 13 Teeth From Patient; Would You Try Some Kraft Macaroni & Cheese...Ice Cream; A FL Man Was Arrested for Fighting an Alligator to 'Teach It a Lesson'; A Guy Made a Bomb Threat at the Airport Over a Carry-On Baggage Fee; A Cop Performs the Heimlich...After a Guy Tried to Swallow a Bag of Weed; Man Steals Ring from Girlfriend, Pawns It, Then Uses Money to Buy Her Engagement Ring; NY restaurant’s $200 fries certified as the world’s most expensive; Shark Experts Want Us to Stop Saying "Shark Attacks"...& Call Them "Negative Encounters" Instead; The Mayor’s Race In MI Town Includes A Goat, Chicken, & Cat; 3 Women Cheated on By 1 Guy Went on Cross-Country Road Trip Together

You can also play along with Pancho in the weekly installment of our "Insane Game Show" to figure out the difference between a Steakhouse or a Gay Bar or a Porn Star or a Weatherman..or if a headline is "Fake News" or "Florida"! Don't forget to join the Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World Telegram Channel to get links to these stupid stories & other behind the scenes info at http://t.me/InsaneErikLane!

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S2E58 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Now you can have breakfast & let folks know your mood with your food thanks to Kellogg's. When you mix NJ independent league baseball with $1 beer night guess what you get? You would be right. But if you're in a rage, maybe pulling weeds may be a therapeutic method of dealing with it. But what kind of therapy are kids getting binge-watching the British children's show, Peppa Pig? "By Jove", you'll find out! And you'll find out the stupidity behind these other antics, this week as well...

A Man Got a DUI for Driving a Drone Under the Influence; Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympics amid COVID; He found a bench to clear his head. Now FL residents line up to share their problems with him; Woman Finds 18 Snakes Under Bed; Driver Pulled Over In CA Had Satellite Dish Mounted On The Car Hood; Ways to Respond to Annoying People Asking, "Working Hard or Hardly Working?"

Get the news of the week with a "Stupid Spin" with the INSANE WEEK IN REVIEW & hear who won the "Genius Awards" for this week!

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Tik-Tok can teach you how to cook, how to look, & how to hook--a JOB, that is. But if you'd rather just stay home on the commode, you can make money just by going #2. But be careful while you sit...you never know what's going to crawl up there & bite you. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will also warn you to sleep with one eye open so you'll see when a mouse sneaks a late night snack...on you EYEBALL. And one mom lived out her worst nightmare at the grocery store with her toddler. Plus these other stupendously stupid stories...

Builders Showed Up at the Wrong House, But the Person Who Lived There Didn't Say Anything Because She Wanted the Work Done; Man With Cocaine Up His Bum Told Cops Someone Else Put It There; A DoorDash Driver Got Arrested, so a Cop Delivered His Order; Michigan man finds 160 bowling balls under back stairs; A Cop Performs the Heimlich...After a Guy Tried to Swallow a Bag of Weed; A Contraband Booze Ring Was Exposed By...Drunk Buffaloes; Unopened Legend of Zelda game from 1987 sells for $870,000; Would You Try a "Snickle"...a Snickers Wrapped in a Pickle?; FL man finds a 2nd megalodon tooth in 3 weeks.

And there's some real "Jim Dandys" in our Insane Game Show this week...see if you're as successful as "Pancho" in guessing them!

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S2E56 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE A taco bandit was caught orange-handed on the delivery woman's body cam when she delivered a DoorDash order. Want to remember grandpa after he dies? You can wear his smile around your neck...with a lovely necklace. If you're going to steal stuff from a store, make sure it's what you want--so you don't have to get it exchanged...and get fingered for theft! A Nebraska Burger King had a message on their marquee that advertised a "whopper"-sized dilemma: The whole staff quit! And it's 2021...isn't it time our packages of hot dog buns matched the number of hot dogs we get in a package? Heinz thinks so. And there's other examples of my stupid world that includes... The Top Things We Still Help Our Kids Pay For, Even When They're Adults; The Secret to Men Living Longer Is...Castration; Driver Pulled Over In CA Had Satellite Dish Mounted On The Car Hood; A Guy Reports a Fake Shooting to 911 to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket; If You're Running from the Cops, Don't Hit Up The McDonald's Drive-Thru. Plus the recap of the "Insane News Of The Week" & another batch of "winners" in the weekly "Genius Awards"!

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If there's a guy named, "Shaft Bang Adams", you can bet there's going to be something stupid that is coming...and you won't be disappointed. If you've ever thought of two-timing on your woman with another woman--at the same time, here's one example where a telephone would be safer than a "tell-a-woman"... Some New Zealand doctors had a daunting task of extracting something from a woman's nose...and the time it WAS tiddlywinks. If you remember the old comedy show, "Laugh-In" & the phrase, "the devil made me do it", you'll appreciate the predicament one FL man was in when he used that phrase with the police. And if you think that story is stupid, just "hold my beer"....which is what one TX man had the cops do! "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, may have found the perfect device to keep your mouth shut to help you lose weight & a Saskatchewanian out mowing his yard who found something other than weeds "poking" up through the grass.... Plus all these other bizarre tales from my stupid world:

A Small FL Town Accidentally Sold Its Water Tower For $55,000; Firefighters Use the Jaws of Life to Rescue Teen...From a Fitting Room; Man from NE makes 60 naked skydiving jumps in 24 hours; A Woman Beat Up Her Girlfriend for Talking About Her Ex in Her Sleep; 42,000 lbs. of missing pistachios lead to possible illegal pistachio operation; Dad rips into neighbor who reported family’s tree fort to HOA; Banned US Olympian blames pork burrito for positive steroid test; 40 cows escape CA slaughterhouse, stampede through neighborhood; 2 People Got Kicked Off a Plane for Fighting Over an Armrest...Do We Need Some Universal Armrest Rules?

Plus we'll test your skill(?) as well as that of "Pancho", in the weekly Insane Games!

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S2E54 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE After a 2 week hiatus vacation, I'm back with a fresh batch of stupidity! When you pare stupid & fireworks, you have plenty of material for a podcast like this. But what to you pare with July 4th hot dogs? Wine, of course! At least that's what some Americans think. And did you know there was an underground market for coupons? Who'd a'thunkit? There's some catching up to do in the "Insane Week In Review" so it's expanded to include everything missed during the hiatus. Plus, there's more "geniuses" who come away with a "Genius Award" for their colossal stupidity! And other insanities such as these: A Man Was Arrested...After Calling Police to Ask Why He Wasn't Arrested; A Fake Cop Pulled Over a Real Cop Who Recognized Him; A Woman Attacked McDonald's Employees Because They Wouldn't Mix Slushie Flavors; Guy Spray-Paints Stolen U-Haul-Forgets It Had "U-Haul" on the Windshield; Newest TikTok Trend: Drinking Lettuce Water to Help You Sleep; Guy Pulls a Gun at Starbucks Over Cream Cheese & Then Told a Reporter, "Always Go to Dunkin' Donuts".

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I understand folks like to play out their fetishes. I get that. Some fetishes can bring out the EMT's as one woman found out on a live video. One would also wonder why anyone would get their testicle tattooed...with anything...particularly with a SWASTIKA. One man did & is in JAIL for it. When does a "slip 'n' slide" turn into a "slip 'n' sh*t"?? When everyone gets EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has more stupidity that's OOZING out from the Sunshine Tree. Such as these morsels:

PA Woman Tried to Hire a Hitman & Asked for a Payment Plan; Mom Gets Alarming Call From Daughter’s School: ‘She’s Leaving With A Strange Man Every Day’; Cop Flips Pregnant Lady's Car for Not Pulling Over Fast Enough; A Man on Meth Got Stuck Inside a Piece of Farm Equipment for 2 Days; Toobin Returns to CNN More Than 7 Months After Zoom Call Scandal; AL man says he stole vehicle because God told him to do it; Pantsless Woman Walks into Store...Tells Police Another Cop Said It’s OK; Congressman Asks If Forest Service Can Alter Orbit of Earth to Fight Climate Change.

And there's more challenges in this week's Insane Game Show for Pancho...you can also play at home!

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S2E52 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE People are going cicada crazy with the Brood Bugs going after reporters, the President & being used as a pizza topping! Some Canadian homeowners were awash in concrete that came bubbling up from their commodes. Biblical history repeats itself with a real-life Jonah & the whale story in MA. And that's not all... More stupidity from these specimens:

Edible Face Masks Are Now a Thing That Exist; A Man Went All "Mission Impossible" to Steal...Some Dippin' Dots?; A Guy Stole an Ambulance...to Drive Himself to the Hospital; NH Man Defecates In Cruiser, Twice In Booking Room Following DWI Arrest; Record-setting blob of ‘sea snot’ has environmentalists concerned.

And there's the week's rundown of the headlines with the "Insane Week In Review" plus the winners of our weekly "Genius Awards"!

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Cicadas are proving to not just annoy the daylights out of us, they're creating havoc at a GA 911 Center. They're also causing car crashes in OH. The fashion world has more butt-ugly stupidware with Stiletto Crocs from Balenciaga & Kanye West's $200 "moon boot for your torso" jacket. Back in the old days, if you wanted to derail a political campaign speech, you threw rotten eggs or tomatoes. In our high tech society nowadays, you just hang a dildo on a drone & fly it in front of a Mayoral candidate who's speaking. Plus all the other random acts of stupidity are packed into this episode such as... Couple Used Playground As Tunnel Of Love; A Fight Over Mini Golf Results in 2 Stabbings; A Guy in a D.A.R.E. T-Shirt Was Busted for Drugs; Man Accused Of Stealing Phoenix Mortuary Van With 2 Bodies Inside; 6 & 4-Y/O Crash Head-On In Parents Car Taken In The Middle Of The Night; Men’s Brains Have Similar Genes & Proteins To Those Commonly Found In Testicles. And speaking of brains, we'll see which organ my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" uses to figure out this week's "Insane Game Show" guesses as well as our usual offerings of stupid folly!

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S2E50 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE Why is it that things are funnier when folks are naked? Such is the case with the woman who went on a naked rampage at 2 restaurants in FL. Meanwhile in Philly...folks are getting naked to go bike riding--but MASKS are required! You'll swell with pride at our US Army Soldiers who were captured on video clammering out of an armored vehicle...followed by a crazed raccoon. Crazy? No, just stupid! Just like these other nutty news stories:

Artist Sells 'Invisible' Sculpture for $18K; College Student Goes Viral For Flying With Her Pool Noodle; Should We Stop Paying Kids for Chores, & Pay Them for Hobbies Instead?; The Board Game That's Most Likely to Start a Fight Is...Monopoly; Parents Can Only Keep a Room Totally Clean for 17 Minutes; What's Something Perfectly Legal That Should Be Illegal?; Most Annoying PDAs: Make-Out Sessions, Sitting on Laps, & Eye-Gazing.

And plenty of current events are given the stupid test in our Insane Week In Review...plus is are more award-winning stupidity in the Genius Awards! And we're not even had a full week!

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When does a house cat evacuate a high school? When they think it's a BOBCAT. A police chase comes to an end when the cows come home. And a guy's drunk texts to an aquarium actually get answered. There's more stupidity ahead with these choice examples:

A Woman's 1-Night-Stand Found Out She Had a Boyfriend, & Left Him Note...Under Her Toilet Seat; A Guy Named "Florida" Was Busted in FL After a Ridiculous Crime Spree; VA dad invents spit-free way to blow out birthday candles; A Drunk Driver Got Picked Up by Her Twin Sister...Who Was Even Drunker; Couple Find Out ‘Absolutely Gorgeous Pate’ They Ate Was Cat Food; Guy Sets His Neighbors' House on Fire Because They Didn't Mow His Lawn; A Man Didn't Want His Girlfriend Moving In, So He Burned His House Down.

And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is IN PERSON this week to be on the podcast...he, along with Mrs. Pancho & Baby Pancho, made a trek from Jacksonville, FL to beautiful Happy Valley, PA! So we all enjoyed a wonderful dinner & while the dishes were being washed & put away, we enjoyed a rare podcast moment when we could talk about stupidity around the kitchen table!

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S2E48 MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE John Cena sure loves China & his love united the Left & the Right in HATING what he did! If the noise from the Brood X cicadas isn't enough to drive you nuts, now you have to watch out that they don't PEE on you! And there's nothing like a family fun day at the water park when there's a knock-down drag out brawl! Plus so much more summer stupidity:

Canadian Lawmaker Steps Down After He Was Filmed Peeing ‘In A Coffee Cup’ During Zoom Meeting; Schmooze is a new dating app that finds you matches according to your sense of humor; Amazon’s "ZenBooths" for Warehouse Workers Immediately Get Mocked; Science studies most likely to be wrong are most widely read; New Philadelphia Steakhouse Has $100 Minimum, Drawing Online Criticism; Someone Called Their Neighbor the "B-Word" by Mowing It Into Their Lawn so Satellites Could See; Man Receives Strongly-Worded Letter Accusing Him Of Devaluing ‘Neighborhood Property Values’ By Not Weeding His Lawn.

And there's we week's roundup of stupidity from our Insane Week In Review as well as more award-winning morons receiving the weekly Genius Awards!

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My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, finds out his old high school put out their yearbook with photos of "crop tops"...but not the kind you'd expect. How do you get women to buy a ladies' razor? With singing pubic hairs. Gwyneth Paltrow's line of vagina-scented candles is "exploding" on the market. And Pancho--who is a twin--tells the tale of one guy who refuses to be the best man in his twin's wedding because his brother is marrying his ex-girlfriend! And if you think these stories are stupid... we're just getting started. Just look at what we've got:

Woman Pleasuring Herself at a Car Dealership Thought She Was in FL; What's Your Favorite Profanity-Free Insult?; Sex-crazed zombie cicadas are known as ‘flying salt shakers of death’; Cicada Tacos Are Now on the Menu at a Restaurant in VA; Lady Climbs into a zoo’s Monkey Cage & Fed Them Flamin' Hot Cheetos; A Woman Attacked Her Boyfriend with "Soiled Dog Pads" and Windex; The Top Masturbation Question People Had During The Pandemic; A Teenager Built an Underground Cave to Get Away from His Parents; Man Throws Bucket of Pee at His Fiancée For Refusing to Sex Him Up; Three Guys Fell Down an Elevator Shaft During a Fight, & Survived

And we've got some stumpers for Pancho in the Insane Game Show where you can also play along & guess from topics like "Fake News or Florida", "Porn Star or Weatherman", & "Stirp Club or Daycare"!

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S2E46 MIDWEEK BONUS SHOW! If your biggest accomplishment is having perfect poop, what do you do? You have it sent off to be injected into those who don't! One Boston DJ who wasn't taking any $#!t from his boss who told him to shut up with the Demi Lovato gags on his #1 in the USA morning radio show blows a nutty on the air. And one guy thought it would be fun to mix explosive compounds & put them inside a bowling ball to blow it to smithereens. That resulted in having nearby homes evacuated. The stupidity is in overdrive for this episode...including these examples:

Hangry’ Alligator Relocated After Chasing Customers At Wendy’s; Cat Leaps From 5th Floor Of Burning Building, Struts Off Like A Boss; Rooster Rack Up Nearly $10,000 In Fines For WA State Family; ‘We don’t know exactly what they are’: Obama: UFO sightings “appear real”; A Man Got Caught Collecting Disability...Even Though He's a Bodybuilder; A Guy Tried to Hide Cocaine in His Backside, While a Cop Was Watching?; Guy Stole an Ambulance…& Was Spotted By Off-Duty Paramedic Who Drives It.

Plus the weekly Insane Week In Review and this week's Genius Awards! Don't forget to join the Telegram Channel where you can get links to these stupid stunts & comment & discuss their contribution to society. Just click to t.me/InsaneErikLane to read some & download the app!

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When a rich actor who was born with "Silver Spoons" on his resume, he can do what he wants, right? Just ask "Little Ricky" Schroder who pitched a whing-ding fit in Costco over wearing a mask. When a robber steals from a bakery, the baker gets help tracking him down by putting the fugitive's picture on cookies & giving them away! And when you show up for court on a Zoom call, you'd better check your username so the judge won't rip you a new one. These & even more stupid tales await such as:

Local Superhero Vows To ‘Hunt’ Serial Slasher In Arkansas; Bikini-Clad fl Woman Claims Cops Were Called By Someone ‘Jealous That Her Body Looked Good’; Cara Delevingne Is Selling a Video of Herself Talking About Her Lady-parts as an NFT; Couple ‘Fabricates’ Missing Child So Police Would Find Stolen Truck; A Video Store Owner Hired People to Steal Stuff from Other Businesses, Then Sold It on eBay; A Burglar with a Samurai Sword Steals a Guy's Truck...But Leaves His Phone Behind.

And my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" is back for more stupidity from the Sunshine State & we'll test his wit & wisdom in our weekly "Insane Game Show"! Join in the discussion & check out the actual links to the stupidity you hear in the episode by joining my stupid world on TELEGRAM! Just go to t.me/InsaneErikLane to join and download the app...for either Android, iPhone, or Desktop!

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S2E44 - MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Be sure that when you listen to this episode to take a deep breath...through your butt. Japanese scientists are studying how humans anal oxygen intakes. If you were hoarding gas during the Colonial Pipeline crisis, breathing in the fumes may make you do stupid things...like leading cops on a high speed chase...which leads to a combustible way to pass gas. That will cause serious burns but if you're trapped in a small office for a job interview & the interviewer passes gas, it could be your nostrils that's burning. What do you do then? There's also these inflammatory stories to thrill you:

We Can Spend 3:45 in the Car with Our Family Before They Drive Us Nuts; Reason People Don't Want to Go Back to The Office: The Poop Situation; An "American Idol" Finalist Quits Over Video Where He Sat Next to Someone Apparently Wearing A Klan Hood; Twenty One Pilots Have Launched Their Own Official...Burrito; Pickle hard seltzer? Fans will think Afternoon Dillight is ‘a really big dill’; A Designated Driver Crashes into 3 Parked Cars & Gets a DUIA Woman Trespassed at a High School Posing as a Student...To Get More Instagram Followers.

Plus get the latest current events from our Insane Week In Review & find out who won this week's "Genius Awards" for colossal stupidity!

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There's a FL man, who's either uniquely stupid or insanely genius, that manages to get chased by cops in 2 stolen patrol cars before getting caught. And a MD woman who sets her house ablaze then reclines in her lawn chair to watch it burn. Moviegoers are also treated not to hot buttered popcorn, but popcorn that hot with cocaine seasoning. One man decided to celebrate Mother's Day by tasering his own mom. And a teacher treats her Zoom class to some nipple action...but it wasn't HERS'. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" (or whatever he's calling himself this week) also tells about the new high people are supposedly getting from eating raw meat. There's also more stupidity as Pancho plays in the weekly Insane Game Show! Plus these glittering jewels of colossal stupidty:

4-Y/O Boy Accidentally Buys $2.6K Worth Of SpongeBob Popsicles On Amazon; Woman Is So Mad About Tomato Thickness on Her Whopper She Drops Slurs & Throws Meat; This "Most Bizarre Question Ever" from a Job Interview Is Going Viral; PA Man Shot Fireworks at His Neighbor's House & Got Busted for Meth; Woman Interrupts Ex-Boyfriend's Funeral by Speeding Through Cemetery; A Tiger Belonging to a Murder Suspect Got Loose in a Neighborhood...Now the Guy & the Tiger Are on the Run; A Woman Found a "Slightly Moist" Cigarette in Her Food from Taco Bell

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S2E42 BONUS EPISODE! If you've ever "sized up" a guy with a big schnoz, THAT may be your first clue. So, skip the hands & feet. And there's a scientific study to prove it. And if excuses were like snot, a Kentucky Derby jockey has a head full when explaining why his horse failed a drug test. As we prepare for the din of noise from the 17-year cicada, just remember...if you can beat 'em, eat 'em! Are we ready for a Jacksonville Jaguar Tight End named Tim Tebow? And folks are grabbing their cameras to snap before & after pics of their stomachs when they eat a big meal to gloat over their bloat. Plus more tales of the stupid like these:

Woman Catches Boyfriend Cheating Thanks To Apple's "Live Photos" Jealous Girlfriend Messages Women On Yelp Over ‘Flirty’ Review Of Waiter Tiffany's Will Start Selling Engagement Rings for Men As Masks Come Off, People Try to Get Their Teeth Straight Missing woman found living in tent in UT canyon, eating moss & grass

Get a round-up of other news from the "Insane Week In Review" & hear the REAL WINNERS of the "Genius Awards".

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How does one NOT know they're about to move into a residential community designed for RETIREES? It takes a special kind of stupid. Just like one 19-y/o girl--and she didn't realize it for a WEEK after she moved in! But one elderly couple realized it was time to make a break for it & did so. Out of a LOCKED dementia wing of an assisted living community...and were missing for a half-hour before the staff found them wandering down the road from the facility. Thanks to the pandemic, a majority of us have grown accustomed to OURSELVES...and we prefer to be stimulated in the same fashion. As the Bible says, the first shall be last & the LAST shall be FIRST--so it goes with the Jacksonville Jaguars...who got first dibs on Trevor Lawrence..AND Tim Tebow (???) If you REALLY don't want anyone entering your property, protect it with a POOP, like one Michigander did. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero", also has a real EXPLOSIVE of a story where a bomb squad came to diffuse a ...dildo? Plus, there's more stupidity:

Hospital Error Means A Child Is Legally Named ‘Korn’ Instead Of ‘Kora’; Jealous Boyfriend Thinks a Singing FedEx Driver Was Flirting w/His GF So He Goes After Him w/a Hunting Bow; A Groom Offers to Pay a Wedding Singer by Offering Up the Bridesmaids; Are Some Women Really Slipping Their Husbands Impotency Drugs to Keep Them from Cheating?; A Guy Robs a McDonald's & Wants McNuggets...But Doesn't Get Them Because of Breakfast Hours; Facemask Faux Pas: Terrarium Helmets in Belgium & Painted On Masks In The South Pacific; BONE appétit! Hilton unveils dog menu with Beef Doguignon & Mutt Roast.

And Pancho will take on more challenges in another round of INSANE GAMES!

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MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! Dax Shepard's daughter admires his alcoholism so much that when she was 3, she wanted to be one, too. Sparks flew over the sparkle of a disco ball 2 men brawled over when the seller wanted it back. It's stories like this that keep this podcast from being too "trendy"..so we now have a word for that. Then there's the "one-man manure spreader" that sprayed the crowd at Kid Rock's steakhouse with his COLOSTOMY BAG. And would you expect gourmet pizza from a bag of $5 Bagel Bites? One woman was & she's suing. Plus these specimens of stupidity:

5 Signs You're at a Bad Pizza Place A Starbucks Barista's Picture of a Customer's Insane Order Goes Viral A Woman Attacks Flight Attendants for Not Picking Up Her Garbage Police find reported COVID-19 violation was a mannequin

This along with this week's INSANE WEEK IN REVIEW and my weekly GENIUS AWARDS!

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What would be THE perfect science "project" for a 6th Grade boy? Studying cat butts, of course. If you think my Insane FL Nephew's "cat box cake" idea was stupid, I'm going to one-up him with the woman who served up a royal FLUSH with punch made in her toilet bowl. Do you think you know of the worst daycare in the nation? I've got one for you & the emphasis is definitely not in the CARE Department. Every guy will feel the pain when they hear about how one fellow made the stupid attempt at dating 35 women simultaneously & it wasn't for romance. Plus, these stunningly stupid escapades...

A Guy Is Under Investigation After Skipping Out on Work But Still Getting Paid...For 15 Years; Cops Kicked in a Door Looking for a Burglar...But It Was Just The Roomba; Naked PA Woman Steals Beer From Neighbor's Fridge; Flashes 19-Y/O Boy; Guy Invites Everyone Named Josh to "Josh Fight" in NE; Dozens Show Up; Woman Hospitalized After Accidentally Putting Glue in Her Eye Instead of Eye Drops; Woman promising ‘witchcraft services’ steals $100K from victims in FL

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MIDWEEK BONUS EPISODE! There's gonna be a kid born in Maine who can say the earth moved when folks found out about his conception. It was a literal baby boom that shook neighboring foundations. You'll learn a valuable lesson on how not to dress for an arrest. The end of the world is near when Joe Exotic is on board with working with Carole Baskin...AGAIN...if it gets him out of prison! Someone found themselves in a pickle after US Customs officials uncovered 217 pounds of "funky pickles". These & other tales of titillating tomfoolery like:

Princes Charles & William Wouldn’t Speak to Harry Without Witnesses A Guy's "I Got Kidnapped" Prank Leads to Him Getting Arrested South FL McDonald’s Offers $50 Just For People To Come In For Interview Man with a Warrant Busted in a Pinocchio T-Shirt That Says "It Wasn't Me" Men Wearing Shirts with Big Logos Seem Like They Get-It-On More Often? Burglar Pauses To Play with Himself During a Robbery & Got Busted From His JIZZ on a Keyboard

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Boys will be boys, but when men start acting like boys by trying to get "big" by injecting HEMORRHOID CREAM into each others' junk, you get one stupid outcome. The stupid bug must have been on a rampage in Florida because I've got TONS of examples...it must be from all the stupid concession stand mashups sold at the FL State Fair. And one man found a way to paid time off by divorcing his wife--4 TIMES! What are these people smoking? FLOWERS! Just check out what's in store for this episode:

Low-Rise Jeans, Mom Jeans, & Grandma-Style! Average woman pops 4,153 pimples in her lifetime Covid Chaos: Bubble Tea Is the Newest Covid Shortage; Maskless “Karen” Goes Berserk In A Grocery Store & Bites A Customer A Woman Eloped…& Her Dad Used His Wedding Savings on a New Car Groom goes to wrong wedding venue & almost marries a stranger Guy Threatens Woman After His Grandma Kicks Him Out & Drives in Pond

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MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE: If you drink chlorophyll-infused water & sit on the deck, will you bloom? Maybe not, but some say your skin will blossom. Women are exfoliating their facial skin now by SHAVING. Will we soon see a BOGO offer for shaving kits for Father's Day & Mother's Day? Buttheads are sharing pictures of their butts to win dates--and it's working! Are guys more fascinated with the bodies of other guys that are "super-jacked"? Rob McElhenney from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia thinks that's true about him. Have you participated in a virtual work meeting naked? You're in the 1%! The entire Canadian House of Commons got a JOG when a member of Parliament got caught naked on his webcam as he changed clothes after returning from a jog...And there's more stupidity than that, including the summary of the week's headlines & the awards for all our Geniuses of stupidity!

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First, we had a stuffed "Olaf" (from the Disney movie, "Frozen") get "violated in a FL Target, now Elmo is a victim by a home inspector! What is it with pervert & stuffed toys? You might say they're in an "open relationship"...which is what a growing number of Americans would also be into. And after shrimp tails were found in cereal, a 6-y/o boy nearly bites the bullet that was found in his Flamin' Hot Cheetos! But would you bite into a dish made from a recipe from a cat food company? Or would you marry your ADULT CHILD? Or would you feel comfortable living in Mr. Rogers' old house where he repeatedly had sex? Oh the stupidity of it all! And I have it all right here for this episode ...such as these: Woman Wears Hard Hat, Holds Crockpot Lid As Shield In PA Dollar General; Cincinnati police probe reported sightings of loose monkeys; Did Justin Timberlake Orchestrate the "Wardrobe Malfunction" to One-Up Britney Spears?; Busch Is Hiring a Dog for $20,000 to Taste Test Dog Beer & A MA Man Modified a Robot Dog To PEE Beer; Mother-daughter duo believe they found centuries-old pirate sword in NC; Bride Finds Out Her Groom's Mom Is Also Her Mom on Their Wedding Day; Scientists Warn Against Dangerous TikTok Trend Of Deep Frying Water

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MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! If you were stupid enough to plunk down over $1,000 for Lil' Nas X's "Satan Shoes", you now are encouraged to sell them back in a "voluntary recall". Yeah, like THAT'S going anywhere.... And if you love ketchup, you'd better hold onto your packets because they can't squash tomatoes fast enough to keep up with demand. But if you love mayo & popcorn, you may just want to make a salad! And if you love hearing of the stupidity of others, there's more to enjoy: Most Americans Actually Want Celebrities to Run for Political Office?; No One Can Remember What a Bank Robber Looked Like Because of His Colorful 1980s-Style Tie; Woman Unsuccessfully Tries to Steal a Car With OnStar During a Test Drive; A 10-Y/O Was Caught Driving His Family Minivan on a Trip to Buy Cheerios; Potentially Deadly ‘Zoom Zombies’ Are Roaming The Streets; Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree

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A Southwest Airlines pilot may have been a bit confused as to which stick to pull in the cockpit of an airplane. But one guy who didn't want to be caught at home getting friendly with himself, got caught instead in a grocery store parking lot. And Mom's little April Fool prank got shot down by an arrest. Plus a tubby tabby wound up missing for almost a month before being discovered it was plugging up a neighbor's chimney. These and other tales of stupidity such as: A Guy Used a Riding Mower as His Getaway Car During a Burglary Spree; A Guy Says His Meth Is Actually Salt Treatment for His Ingrown Toenail; Suspect Gives the Cops a Fake Name...But That Person Had Warrants, So He Gets Arrested Anyway; She Didn't Think She Could Get Pregnant While Pregnant. Wrong; ‘Hoarder’ found mummified under pile of garbage in Queens house All this as well as the Insane Games with my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero & more!

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MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! Did you ever think cats could headbang? They are in a new heavy metal hit...the feline fronted rock band is all the rage. And you'll find out the dirty little secret about what Amazone drivers are forced to do when they really need to pee... And more stupid stunts like these: The Indians Are Prohibiting Fans from Dressing Up Like Indians; ‘Voltswagen’ Was a Joke, and Journalists Aren’t Happy; Drunk Guy Takes Friend to Hospital in the Bucket of a Front-End Loader; Emotional Support Beer’ Becomes A Reality After Last Year’s Viral Joke; A Naked Man Walking Down the Street Says He Was Doing the "Walk of Shame"; Plus our Insane News Of The Week & another batch of Genius Awards for the uniquely stupid!

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If you ever wanted to go out of this world in a blaze of glory, you may get your wish if the State of Maine legalizes Viking funerals. Would you marry a guy who wanted a wedding ceremony with a Wookie? One woman found out what happened. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a sweet story of a married couple trying to keep the flame of romance hot...through a doorknob hole. However some assistance was needed by EMTs to help with the pull out... Other tales of stupidity include: It's Getting More Popular to Name Your Kids After Herbs & Spices; Peeps-Flavored Pepsi Is Now Something That Exists; 2 Denny's Waiters Fight Over Who's Going to Serve a Plate of Chicken Tenders...Turns Out They Both Have Warrants; Tax Preparer Pulls Gun on Clients Who Were Upset Over Their Tax Refund; Squirrel Goes Berserk & Vandalizes Church In Michigan; A Mom Goes to Daughter's School With a Boxing Glove & Fights a Child; Man Sees Doctor for Non Stop Farting...& They Remove A 59-Ft. Tapeworm

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MID-WEEK BONUS! That's right, kids! My stupid world is going to 2 episodes a week starting this week so you can get your stupid in BITE-SIZED morsels! This won't be like those boxes of crackers at the supermarket where you pay just as much but the box is smaller. Nooooo...you're getting the same amount of stupid, just twice a week! So look forward to more stupidity & Insane Games with my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero coming on the weekend episodes. But for this one, you'll have the Insane Week In Review, the Genius Awards, & these examples of insanity: Professor Can Sue University Over Reprimand for Not Using Student's Preferred Pronouns; A Personal Trainer Who's Afraid of Sweat Wins a Disability Claim; Oscar Mayer makes bacon-scented shoelaces, will give them away to fans; Man Caught with Drugs After Stealing 250 Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies

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Florida is overrun with college-agers on Spring Break, but no one was prepared for a 40-something couple to join in the sex-capades. Monopoly goes "woke" after Hasbro de-gendered Mr. Potato Head. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero", who would love space travel, isn't so gung-ho about gathering over 6 million sperm & egg samples from all the Earth's species to put on a "Noah's Ark to the moon. Neither is he interested in buying any NFT farts for $85 a pop...or is that a "poot"? Some other mind-numbing stupidity from this week: A Company Is So Mad at a Guy for Quitting, His Last Paycheck Comes as 500 Pounds of Pennies Covered in Oil; Car Thief Stops to Help Someone with a Flat, & They Steal His Stolen Car; Drunk Driver Had 8 Airplane Bottles of Vodka Hidden in Her Boobs; Man Fired over "Aggressive" Question Marks Gets a $20,000 Payout; Man arrested for taking his toddler in elephant enclosure at San Diego Zoo; A Woman on TikTok Says We Should Sit on the Toilet Backwards So We Can Eat & Watch Netflix.

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Imagine all the things one can do with a pickle. The police found one example. Maybe it was due to the pandemic & everyone having so much alone time on their hands, their hands were needing something to keep busy. There was certainly no shortage of stupidity that infected people more quickly than a COVID outbreak! Pancho Guero, my "Insane FL Nephew" gives the unsavory details about what one man did with his pickle & how he plans to trick his kids with the "Poop Challenge"! Not to mention these other stupid tales that make up the crown jewels of colossal ignorance: 61% of Men Have Cut Their Junk While Grooming; A Couple Handcuffed Themselves Together for 3 Months to Fix Their Relationship; A Couple Gets a Long Letter from Their New Neighbors Over Their "Body Clapping Sounding Sex"; We've All Done Way More Self-Fondling Since the Pandemic Began; A Crystal Ball Left in the Sun Sets a Person's House on Fire

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Folks had a "Freak Out" moment over a 1945 era cartoon character that's now being tied to "rape culture". A 1970s disco hit played on a loop caused some roommates to "Freak Out" & get violent. Cheeto dust betrayed a burglar, & a pastor stopped preachin' & started meddlin' when he told women how to behave in his sermon. Plus, not only are we blurring the lines when it comes to public restrooms & changing areas...but now it's including clothing departments. "Pancho Guero", my "Insane FL Nephew" has finally started feeling "grown up", but he's not wearing make-up yet. He'll also give you the lowdown on getting some free beer for poop... Other Insane Headlines from my stupid world: An Amazon Driver Is Caught on Camera Peeing on Someone's Groceries; ‘Satan’ Tries to Get a Date at Subway Station; TX School’s 'Chivalry' Assignment Told Girls: Obey, Dress to 'Please' Boys; The CDC Is Giving Updated Advice On Preparing For A Zombie Apocalypse.

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Degendering Mr. Potato Head & revoking the medical license for Dr. Seuss dominated my world this week. But there's always the Naked Festival to get your mind off the stupidity going on all around. Hear all about this, about the stupidity in Florida from my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", and these salacious titles...... Teacher's Aide Didn't Realize He Was on Zoom, Started Pleasuring Himself A Man Who Reported His Car Stolen Had Googled "How to Set Your Car on Fire and Make It Look Like an Accident" Wedding Receptions in New York Must Have Dance 'Zones' After They Resume Knife-Wielding Rooster Kills Owner in Cockfight Woman Charged With Stealing & Painting Neighbor's Goat for Instagram A Dad Made a Baby Beer Bong to Help His Daughter Chug More Formula

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There's a reason I am jittery using an outhouse in the woods. A woman in Alaska found that out rather abruptly. Meanwhile a guy using an outhouse gets bit AGAIN in the ONE place that guys do NOT want to be bitten. Other tales of stupidity include: A Masseur Accused of Self-Touching Was Actually Just Playing Cell Phone Games...But He's Suspended Anyway PA Couple Caught Shoplifting After Woman Found Passed Out In Car At Home Depot Walmart Wanker Told Police He Was “Lonely” A 50-Y/O Woman Searching Google Earth Found an Obscure Island Shaped Just Like Male Genitalia 2 Women Dressed As ‘Grannies’ To Get COVID-19 Vaccine In Florida A Woman Gives Birth...Then Her Boyfriend Runs Off with Her Mom Poop Could Be Our New Secret Weapon Against Mutant COVID Strains Who knew stupid could be so much fun.

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Those Awesome 80s with their mullets will kill any stress you have. That's according to scientific research! We have not heard the last from the Gorilla Glue Girl because now that she's glue-free, she's selling merch from her mistake! Think that's stupid? Not so fast... the viral "Cat Lawyer" is doing the same thing. If you're a "Karen" & need therapy, now you have your very own support group. Would a guy steal an engagement ring from the girl he's been dating to give to the OTHER girl he's been dating? Of course he would, if he were stupid! But those women could read his mind. One guy thought his grandpa rocked so good.. .he used his bones to make a guitar so he could let him keep on rockin'!

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A smorgasbord of stupidity is served up when a gal thinks she can substitute GORILLA GLUE for hairspray & an attorney finds his ZOOM kitten filter is glued to his face. https://youtu.be/qcnnI6HD6DU Then we may have an accidental invention for edible Air Pods after a man in MA discovers one was lodged in his esophagus as he slept. Your dentist may discover more about your intimate life when they're working on your mouth. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" discovered while watching the Super Bowl that there are some phrases the announcers use that COULD have more than one meaning if your mind ever "goes there". And throw out that plunger if you've ever plugged up the commode after laying a loaf. This new "invention" CUTS right through the problem!

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We all got a primer on hedge fund investing from the peanut gallery when the "little guy" stuck it to the "big guy" on Wall Street. If your eyeballs are still stuck in the top of your head, my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" will break it down for you this week. Punxsutawney Phil's prediction may be campy, but it's at least consistent...which is something that that rodent on Staten Island can't claim. If you need a proven method on how to stop a thief, one woman may have the answer with the "service" she provided while the cops were called. What would you think the most annoying sound would be to most humans? I'll "regurgitate" the answer. While everyone got a good laugh over Bernie Sanders in his mittens, there was ONE person who's sense of humor didn't go that deep. And she took the privilege to opine about it in an editorial to the local paper calling it "white privilege", "male privilege", & "class privilege". I have the privilege to tell you about her stupid complaint.

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So will Bernie Sanders see his shadow & give us 6 more weeks of stupid memes? Those #BernieMemes sure brought a small bit of happiness but can money buy more? Apparently so. But it couldn't buy a parole for Joe Exotic...he was just too "gay" for Big D. It was a big day for paleontology if your thing is dino butts & it also appears the Ouija Board is soon to be "old skool" if you want to make contact with the dead. Microsoft is about to bring grandma back from the grave. More naked Florida men stealing cars as my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pacho Guero" reveals in the case where the car that was stolen was a police cruiser. And he's has the bizarre story of the crazy Mexican woman who repeatedly stabbed her husband for scrolling through photos of a sexy young female... which turned out to be HER from much older pictures.

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When a guy can make money for doing nothing at all or for supplying folks with foot fetishes with photos of his feet, I've realized that I'm in the wrong vocation. You know that times are rough when Satan's house is no longer considered safe...like when a "Halloween House owned by the Church of Satan was destroyed by an arsonist. There'll be no gathering at Gobler's Knob for Groundhog Day in PA this year. But how would you like for the Groundhog to make a CAMEO for you? it can happen for a cool $80...but there'll be no prediction whether or not you'll see your shadow. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" has the tale of a spurned female who got even with her cheating boyfriend using LOTS of glitter. And he compares his butt with Captain America & Falcon to see who's is better.

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Denmark has a new children's show for 4-8 year-olds about a man with a "wild willy". Don't worry... an "expert" says kids thinks topics about genitals is "funny". WHO WOULDN'T??? If you're looking to get rid of your Christmas tree, the FIREPLACE is not a wise decision to use in the effort...as one man found out the hard way. Another man realized how complicated it was to set a house on fire when he set HIMSELF on fire trying. And we have a lot of folks this week getting naked while committing crimes. Is there something in the water?? Plus, my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" found there is now ice cream for dogs... from Ben & Jerry's...and a swingers party gets busted by the cops who were mistaken as strippers for the party. And we still haven't finished the 1st month of the year, yet.

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When prayers offered as a "pun" in the chambers of Government to open a legislative session, we've stooped to a new low of stupidity. And this is how 2021 was ushered in. I've got a piece of my mind to dish out about the Capitol breach that happened in the year's inaugural week. And all stupidity broke out with the large & powerful social media giants removing users (including the US President) from its platforms, large & powerful companies who control what apps are available from their app stores removing apps from smaller, independent companies, & expectations at an all-time low even as we put a crappy year behind us. 2021 has already started off as the year of stupidity. Pancho Guero, my "Insane FL Nephew" also spells out ALL 37 rules that a "bridezilla" made her bridal party sign before they were permitted to be in her wedding & reads the predictions for this year made by a woman who uses asparagus to see into the future. And we're not even half-way through the first month. Buckle your seat belts, folks.

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I wanted to get in one last podcast of 2020 so I'm publishing this one early on New Year's Eve from my Insane FL Nephew's home in Jacksonville, FL once again! However, "Pancho Guero" won't be joining me this time because he is caught up in a massive "end of the year gaming championship" with our New Year's Eve guests who are here to wave goodbye to 2020. The lamb is cooking in the oven & the festivities are about to begin, as you may hear in the background with the wails & shouts from the game night in the next room! But I was able to scrap together the last few fragments of stupidity as well as bring back some of the more memorable stupid stunts from this insane year. Now we await what comes in 2021 to see of we can play "Can You Top THIS" in my stupid world.

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Tom Cruise went on a stupid hissy fit over COVID safety protocols. A poor mummy in TX was exhumed & was found to have died from constipation from eating too many grasshoppers. A special on-location recording of the podcast this week from the shade of the Sunshine Tree I am with my "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" from his home to record this week's episode!

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It was only a matter of time before some man decides to go in, sporting his "goods", at a Dick's. You know... the SPORTING GOODS store. One FL woman discovered she had a "coon" dog when her pet went after one at the top of her Christmas tree. Before it ended, the Christmas coon was swinging from the chandelier. Some unfortunate folks were subjected to some radical mood swings when their depression meds were mixed with pills to treat ED. Would you tattoo one of your twin babies so you could tell them apart? One mom did ...for all the right reasons. Can you trust your dating app after it finds your SIBLING as the one who is a "perfect match" for you? My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" gives advice on whether the whole torturous ordeal of "the talk" about the "birds & the bees" is even worth the effort. We have one "Genius" who wanted to continue getting her partner's Social Security checks after he had deceased. So she stuffed his lifeless body into a trash can.

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Target may have a "phallic fallacy" with their Christmas cookies being sold this year. I'll try to warn you less you embarrass yourself if you bring some to your Christmas party. And pumpkin spice season is about over, but not before we get pumpkin spice BOLOGNA! And speaking of baloney, try convincing your boss that daydreaming is actually good for you--and the company. Good luck with that. One grandma is having to explain to her granddaughter, who is "unable to function", after she sent a little too much of herself in a picture that she accidentally sent from her phone.. Everyone else got tickled about it... But you can be tickled--for a fee--if you go to a new "Tickle Bar". But it's not what you may think. There's a good reason to stay away from gas station sushi....especially if it's 5 days old, as one woman found out the hard way. "Pancho Guero", my "Insane FL Nephew" has a theory about aliens (of the outer space kind) & recalls how one bumbling late night TV host tried to get a former President to admit to their existence. Plus, we may not need the Grinch to steal Christmas as long as one stupid Santa keeps killing little boys' dreams. CREDIT TO: "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day)" by The Carpenters.

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Did the ghost of Stanley Kubric just reveal itself by reappearing through monoliths all over the globe? it's only fitting something this stupid would happen in 2020. Microsoft now has software that can tell your boss when you're bored with his Zoom meeting. I'll also tell you how we celebrated a pandemic Thanksgiving, including how one man's 18 year old tradition on turkey thawing. Of course it should also be obvious what the word of the year is for 2020--with Merriam-Webster & Dictionary.com both in agreement. Do you think 2021 will be better than this year? Well, about 9% of folks would disagree with you. I also found a Thai guy who loves gaming & tried to convince his non-gaming wife his PS5 was an AIR PURIFIER so he could sneak in a game or two. Well, she found out. And I'll get you up to speed on the Insane Week of news & you'll meet more "geniuses", including 2 overweight, bald guys who got into a grapple at a Wawa--where one threw the punches & the other dropped his drawers.

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You'll find out if your Mom displays the 5 signs that she's really a narcissist. You'll also find out that it's not what size matters, but WHAT size matters. Also, a Belgian town has the most popular Christmas lights...for ALL the WRONG reasons. Plus a customer waiting in line for a grand opening of an In-N-Out Burger joint got "pantsed" during a knock-down/drag-out. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, provides advice on how to overcome nightmares from your significant other's apartment & fills us in on Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols who is flea-bitten--ON his "sex pistol". More insanity as I go through the rundown of our Insane Week In Review & we have more Genius Awards to hand out to a 14-y/o boy from NE who led police on a high speed chase topping 125mph & to a FL man who was arrested after throwing 2 naked women out of his apartment because he didn't want a threesome.

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Imagine a Thanksgiving holiday that would go something like this: Serving guests a 2 pound Twinkie while wearing stuffing-themed formal wear with bathroom humor as table-side discussions. Sounds pretty stupid, right? Not if it's 2020. It's also been a rotten year for "Karens" trying to use dating apps & for any form of civility between liberals & conservatives. It has provided some inspiration for a new sitcom that's slated to debut in 2021. Would you pay almost $2 million for a pigeon? Or would you wrap your holiday gifts in sausage-smelling paper? As if we needed any more bad luck, 2020 just made it through its second "Friday the 13th". Did it make you more superstitious?

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There's been an "exodus" of sorts as mostly Conservatives have been flocking from Facebook to other "free-speech"-friendly platforms. The pandemic has forced many to learn how to cook & it will soon include a turkey for Thanksgiving. But thanks to "Flo", you can insure your bird against any boo-boo's. If you're really wanted to know what your cat's been meowing to say to you, now there's a app for that. My "Insane Florida Nephew", Pancho Guero, details the new "Stand Your Ground" law that puts looters in your cross hairs & how 1/5 of us choose to talk of sexual issues with our MOMs! The Insane Week In Review covers ESD: Election Stress Disorder, a "Witches" apology from Warner Bros., a Russian self-driving truck that stops for pedestrians, a maniacal laugh by a popular televangelist who mocked Joe Biden for thinking he won the Election, and more. My cup of stupidity is running over.

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It's been a rough year for everyone & Americans especially who suffer from Election Stress Syndrome. So, instead of moving to Canada, we're asking for an Emotional Support Canadian! It started as a joke, but we're not in a joking mood. It was stupid enough for us to take the bait. Many are just turning to alcohol & fries to cope with the this stupid year. And the booze is getting more stupid, too. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero" will run down all the new adult beverages to chose from. Anything from something sweet to something sickening...like whiskey from beaver butt juice. Pancho also offers advice to a parent who has a teenager who loves pranking his neighbors with fake missing pets posters....and the more bizarre the better. Joe Biden gets a "Genius Award" for his senile stupidity & I'll give you my Top Advantages of Being Stupid--because if "ignorance is bliss" some folks are in a BLIZZARD.

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You would think as a law enforcement officer, you've seen it all, right? Not if you're a sheriff in LeFlore County, Oklahoma. Meanwhile in PA, 3 country boys are appealing their prison sentence because they think it's too severe...when all they did was get a little too "amorous" with some farm animals. Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands if you want to fulfill your customers needs at your local McDonald's. And you know your world just got stupider when the man who broke into your house & shot you in the face is now SUING YOU because you returned fire! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has some of the most STUPID sports endings that could have only happened in 2020. We also got an extra hour of 2020 with the ending of Daylight Savings Time. Why can't we just "spring forward" to 2021 now?

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Chris Pratt draws the TwitterVerse curse over his Christian beliefs & where he goes to church after Amy Berg starts a discussion on the "Worst Chris". Teenagers take the vampire look a step too far by super-gluing fangs on their real teeth & share the videos on TikTok. Some ZOOM meeting participants caught a little too much Toobin when a writer for "The New Yorker" & a CNN political analyst was seen with his pants down. Ranch dressing is great for salads & dipping sauce, but not so much for skin conditioner despite one 17-y/o boy who smeared it over his naked body before he jumps into a vehicle & crashes. My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, has some advice for a Grave Howler, & I get "brutally honest" about a well-known pastor who chose to "sprinkle" rather than baptize a woman on a plane flight.

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America is more obsessed with a fly than who will be the 2nd in command for our country. Just look who won the Vice Presidential debates...an unannounced "candidate" made the most BUZZ! But one priest in Louisiana made the biggest buzz--when he "laid it all on the altar"--complete with 2 cameras, stage lighting, & 3 dominatrixes!! The GOONS of the Washington, DC press corps is being attacked by political COONS while reporting from the White House. What do you do when you're being chased by a COUGAR...and also by a big cat?? The mayor of Anchorage, Alaska learns not to mess with a local TV news reporter who aired some "fake news" about his genitalia... If you're busted for stealing political signs & get your name in the local paper, it will only complicate things if you to then try to steal all of the local papers. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, has the top horror flicks of all time, just in time for the Halloween season!

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What is a married couple left to do when they've done it all? They rent a horse. And if the guys want to secure their family jewels with a bluetooth chastity belt, better make sure it can't get hacked or you'll need a hacksaw to cut it off. More debate dementia & election fatigue that is keeping Americans stressed out, too. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, has some sage wisdom to a couple of advice-seekers & we talk about the new SNL season featuring Jim Carrey as "Sleepy Joe" Biden. He also describes how to properly massage kale. A full news breakdown of the week in review & more Geniuses getting their awards for stupidity like when the Post Office lost the cremated remains of a KY woman's mother. You'll also get the details on how you can purchase the creepy "Silence Of The Lambs" house that's for sale now near Pittsburgh, PA...just in time for Halloween.

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Presidential candidates weren't the only ones talking ugly this week. British parrots were cussing out visitors at a UK zoo. Pancho Guera, my "Insane Florida Nephew" addresses some of the dumb things guys do to prove their manhood. You can always look forward to some entertaining stupidity when you have a drunk, naked woman in a tussle with another woman in the front yard of a home, but this story has a twist at the end. Or, if your neighbor is doing his gardening in the buff...and covered in feces while eating flowers...you know I'll be talking about that, too. If it weren't for bad luck, one woman wouldn't have any luck at all...and she almost didn't live to see the next day after a tree crashes into her house during Hurricane Sally. But that wasn't the least of her troubles. And we are facing a Halloween in the jinxed year of 2020 during an October that has a "blue moon" ...ON Halloween night. A night that a FORMER kindergarten teacher won't need to bother with dressing up for Trick-or-Treating. He naturally scared the willies out of his children with his surgically blackened eyes & full-body tattoos. Stupidity never stops.

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I grew up with "Yellow Dog" Democrats in Arkansas, but what if your actual dog is a Democrat? I have a way to find out. My Insane FL Nephew, now permanently known as "Pancho Guero", joins me again to spew off some stupidity to make you spew & put his FL knowledge to the test with a game of "Fake News or FLORIDA"...along with some other mind-numbing quizzes. If pandemic stress has you tied up in knots, a little 10 minute massage may do the trick, according to the University of Konstanz. It could also cause a different kind of stress when you get charged with sexual harassment. Do you know the most embarrassing thing your state has Googled? Maybe it was YOU. And what happens when you decide to show off your cool 9mm Glock handgun to your friend in the supermarket checkout line? It's not what you think. But it IS stupid! It's the fastest 2 hours of stupidity on your pod-player.

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Thank goodness Tampa didn't defund their police or else one poor woman would not have any one to remove a raccoon from her house. Also, Jacksonville, FL is turning into the Planet of the Apes with feral monkeys on the loose. "Paco Loco", my Insane FL Nephew, will join me again to help run down the stupidity in the Sunshine State. He may even be burning his new football-scented candle. And are you ready for a lovely, romantic evening with your significant other for a dinner for two ...at Taco Bell...complete with a glass of "Jalapeño Noir"? You'll only get to do that in Canada, though. Plus, if you are really desperate for football, forget asking Alexa. Just tune in with your beer can, thanks to Miller Lite. It's always great, big, stupid fun in my world.

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Labor Day has book-ended the "extended Spring Break that turned into Summer Vacation". This year is one big blur...of STUPIDITY. So we put to rest the Summer of 2020 with a proper funeral & get ready for pumpkin spice season. But if you're looking to kick the bucket soon & want to get one final dig on your family from beyond the grave, there's a guy you can call "Down Under" who will take care of it for you after you've gone down under. If you've had enough of Facebook or Instagram & want a break, you may earn some cash...from FACEBOOK...who is offering to pay you to deactivate your account. And if you think God's not listening to your prayers, you may want to talk to a drowning guy who prayed for help & God sent a tiki bar full of Catholic priests to the rescue. And "Pancho", my Insane FL Nephew returns to explain how he's teaching my son how to "adult".

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If you're frying up a skillet of turkey tails & think you're seeing a man's "tee-tee", what do you do? You call the cops, just like the woman you'll hear about in this week's collection of stupidity. And the cancel culture thinks twenty-one pilots have become too entitled & wealthy to not use their platform for social change. So, when singer Tyler Joseph decides to dust of his platform shoes, it launches a firestorm from the TwitterTrigger Snowflakes. You'll also hear of the First Lady's secret "Operation Block Ivanka" aimed at preventing unnecessary photo ops. Plus, you are now able to work off excess pounds while working off excess sexual tension all at the same time with a new dumb bell. And let's not forget the urgent need to have properly-labeled boneless chicken wings, too. There's plenty of stupidity to keep you occupied as you listen to this week's episode while enjoying the great outdoors on your Labor Day camping trip.

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The former Independent Baptist Tele-Evangelist, Jerry Fallwell, must be ready to rise up from his grave. His son, "Junior", had no other choice but to resign as the President of the University that his daddy started. Another example of what happens when a Christian takes too much "Liberty". Cher wants to play Post Office voluntarily. Also, excessive flatulence triggers a daughter to flatten her father because his gas was really irritating her. Young people today can get easily irritated by reading texts that have periods... And with Zoom schools starting up, we have a "Genius" who puts on a semi-striptease by treating his classmates to some flirtatious gyrations directed toward his teacher. Maybe he should be one of the first guys to wear the new "Brokini". Stupid is as stupid does.

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It took corrective surgery on a 17-y/o employee at a Sesame Street theme park in PA to repair the damage done by a man who slugged the teenager over being made to wear a mask. And the taunts by the bully, Ellen DeGeneres, on a 52-y/o man still has damaging effects after being verbally bullied as an 11-y/o...to the point that knowing DeGeneres' voice was used in Finding Nemo traumatized him so bad, he couldn't accompany his own children to watch the movie. And we have drunk guys riding lawn mowers on FL highways & folks getting drunk on hand sanitizer. Plus I have found the definitive candy that sums up what 2020 is turning out to be...IF you can call it, "candy".

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From the "Life's Not Fair" files: The TX Rangers boo-hoo the San Diego Padres because they're better at baseball than them. And a good ol' "Hatfield & McCoy" Arkansas Hillbilly feud between 2 farmers that lasts beyond the grave & involves a dead possum. A Chinese cat was literally a real "knock out" & the "MyPillow Guy" gets grilled by Anderson Cooper about his coronavirus concoction. Plus, chasing the ice cream truck will never be the same now that we know that "Turkey In The Straw" is a racist song. And I couldn't pass up one "Genius" who saw Jesus on a potato...right before she ate it. So much stupidity--so little time.

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If China were to subversively take over the US, they could start by infiltrating my hometown of Booneville, AR. You know those Chinese seeds that have been mailed to many folks in this country? The ones that the USDA says if you get a package in the mail, NOT TO PLANT? Well, some guy did in Booneville, AR. And he's have 'em growing in his garden for TWO MONTHS. And they've produced fruit! You have to hear what happened. And then there's the guy in England who has an interesting "conversation piece" on his forearm. Doctors are using his arm as fertile "soil" to regrow his MANHOOD. And now, COVID has taken the singing of "Sweet Caroline" away from us! What's next? Mac-&-Cheese as a BREAKFAST FOOD??? Well... yeah.

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In the midst of the 2020 pandemic, pandemonium is rampant. We've got couples going out to walk the dog in their birthday suits, coin shortages, baseball that has already hit more than its share of fouls when it comes to keep COVID-free. And in PA, where I live, we have quite the "conversation piece" in our State Health Secretary...who was born a "he" but now is a "she". And the PA hill-jacks in the Alleghenies can't stop talking about him/her. One mountain tavern paid "tribute" to the Secretary by including a "special" item to their menu--that quickly sent reverberations from Philly to Pittsburgh. And the Governor wasn't happy about it either. But in all honesty, the item did sound pretty tasty. Nevertheless, the tavern was forced to remove it & post a mea culpa on its Facebook page.

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How much would you pay to have your phallic adult toy returned? A toy that was 40 pounds & 3 feet tall?? It may have been a cakewalk to shoplift it, but it's no cakewalk to use the word, "cakewalk"...because it's racist. So is, "master" & the phrase "sold down the river"...which is what will happen to you if you keep up with your vernacular. If you're taking an online college exam while eating a meatball sandwich, does the prof have to let you take your test over again when a falling meatball drops out of your sandwich & hits the "ESC" key to log you out of your exam? Yep...it really happened. More "Karens" in the news: Like the one who puddled in a Verizon store because she was told to "mask-up". Have you seen "Adult Swim" on the Cartoon Network? One woman managed to never see an episode in the 19 years it has been on the air...until now. And she's offended. Looking for a scholarship out of high school to be a "Devil's Advocate"? You can get one in the amount of $500--from the Satanic Temple.

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The word, "racist" is being thrown around willy-nilly like it's as contagious as COVID-19. The World Health Organization (WHO) is being petitioned by about 1,000 of its employees to declare racism as a health risk. I didn't know it was ever classified as a DISEASE. And Confederate battle flags continue being pulled down & deemed as hate speech & racist. However, a former US Congressman from GA (and more famously known as "Cooter" from the Dukes of Hazard) is coming out saying all of this serves only to hurt everyone's feelings. If the origins of the Confederate battle flag are deemed "racist" (irregardless of how an individual personally views it), then the same must be said about the origins of the Southern Baptist Convention. It was solely started over the demand that Christians could be slaveowners. It matters not that the largest Protestant denomination in the world put forth their mea culpa in the 1990s & are continuing to push for racial diversity. The denomination BEGAN out of racism & should be completely dismantled & rebuild on a new foundation. Sound stupid? IT IS!!!!

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It's all fun & games until liberals start canceling each other. With more liberals getting a dose of the medicine they've dealt to conservatives for years, now the outcry is for canceling the Cancel Culture. A blog that American Spectator author, Avery Bower wrote about the backlash that brewing from an open letter signed by 150 authors & intellectuals from across the political spectrum. Twitter users are busy trying to cancel the all-white country group, Lady A(ntebellum), for suing a Black soul singer named, Anita "Lady A" White...who has been using the nickname for over 2 decades ...with NO TRADEMARK (something that the band, Lady A, obtained in 2011 with no opposition). Oh, and did I mention that Ms. White wants to be compensated for her non-trademarked nickname to the tune of $10 million??? We have more Karens in the news & a Kanye running for President. Let the stupidity begin!

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Makeup for men has finally gone mainstream. But if it is too upsetting for you to come into work now that your boss is wearing concealer & tinted moisturizer, you can use that as an excuse to call in sick. Or you may get sick when you find your favorite pizza shop also keeps frozen iguana on hand. Have you said in the past 6 months that would've sounded STUPID back in 2019? Believe it or not, you probably have & didn't realize it. Would John Lennon's "Imagine" be a good NEW National Anthem? A lot of people signing a petition thinks so. And get ready for a new summertime treat: Homemade ice cream...with tasty recipes made from your favorite ketchup brand...?

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When is pancake syrup political? Grocery shopping will never be the same when you feel guilty buying Cream of Wheat & Eskimo Pies. Companies all across the fruited plain are in CYA mode as product mascots become WOKE. Phallic objects have become the preferred option for drug smuggling & yard ornaments. Cats have become a detriment for guys trying to couple with a mate & dogs have become a lightning rod for couples trying to live together. A block party in Philadelphia was so desperate for a pool, they rented a dumpster. And, we come off of a Father's Day weekend looking at the dumbing-down of sitcom dads. My Insane Florida Nephew, from the Sunshine State, returns to converse about these & other salient stupidity prevailing in this stupid world.

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You may have heard the reference of “Florida Man” when there’s a story of some stupid stunt that’s pulled by some guy who lives in Florida. Well, I have what I’ll be referring to as my “Insane Florida Nephew”. And he’s celebrating his very first Father’s Day as a new father. He joins the podcast -- in what may be a recurring feature -- from his headquarters in Jacksonville.. We talk about being a dad & how that by age 37, we become our own fathers. Also I run by some weird Father's Day gifts past my Insane FL Nephew to get his reaction on receiving any of them. Oh and there's the other stupidity featured, too, such as wondering if Nickelodeon "outed" SpongeBob SquarePants for Pride Month. Or what HBO is calling itself these days. And Disney scrubbing Splash Mountain down to cleanse any filthy racist slime from the attraction's theme...which is based on a banned 1946 Disney movie, "Song of the South".

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Elmer Fudd has been turned into a DUD after HBO Max took away his gun. Will you soon be ordering your drinks at the bar from a robot bartender? Have you ever jammed a charging cord up your tallywhacker just for thills? Someone did. How will the COVID-19 pandemic affect Hollywood's future sex scenes? They could go CGI. Cities like New York, L.A., and Minneapolis have floated the idea of replacing Cops with Social Workers who would respond to most disputes and defuse the tension. Online dating has led to "cushioning" & it's nothing like "pillow talk". And a West (by God) Virginia man tries to help his wife stage a fake death at an overlook. The stupidity never stops. Not even to go to the bathroom.

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A woman who allegedly participated in the looting of a Cheesecake Factory during protests in Seattle became an unlikely internet sensation over the weekend. The woman was filmed by a local TV news station Saturday carrying what appeared to be an entire strawberry-topped cheesecake down the street, a block away from the Cheesecake Factory. Would you like it if strangers came into your house to tie you while you were in your underwear & then stroke your crotch with a broom handle? You wouldn't if they were late for the appointment because the went to the wrong house. And some advice if you plan on taking a selfie in a bathroom while your spouse is on the can: Make sure you don't capture them as they wipe. So grab a can of "Hop Dog" Beer & enjoy the show!

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You don’t need to tell scatological jokes to induce laughter — penguin scat will do that on its own. The flightless bird’s feces apparently produce an insane amount of laughing gas, which has reduced Antarctic researchers to hysterics. A classic high school prank got a makeover for the coronavirus era when Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves. If the quarantine had you REALLY desperate for entertainment, there was this: CBS actually ran a special called "Haircut Night in America", that featured celebrities cutting their own hair. (???)

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Nosy neighbors who report you & your child to the police for playing Pokemon Go ...then bake you a cake to apologize. Yep The neighbor's name must have been "Karen". Remember that old TV show from the 1950s called, I Married Joan? Well, I didn't marry Joan--but I certainly didn't marry a "Karen". So for everyone who has been a victim of a "Karen", I have an apology for you. One woman didn't "go all Karen" on a Taco Bell employee... she went "all Cheetah" at the drive-thru window by throwing her POOP at the employees.... Can we get any more stupid than this?

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We are being patrolled to make sure we are all wearing facemasks & are practicing social distancing. But what about having patrols out to keep folks from pleasuring themselves while shopping at IKEA? They will now, thanks to one woman's escapade in a store in China. Facemasks have spurred a whole new fashion craze & now come as accessories to swimwear, too! Think it's joke? The woman who came up with the idea thought it would be...until she started getting orders for them.

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What a riot it was to ZOOM with the Chambersburg, PA band MAWCORE earlier this week! I have known Joshua Redding for many years when he was first in the band Blushing Well. Mawcore is driven to “Flood our World with Hope-Driven Fearless Rock”, as described on their website. And they drive a hard bargain to compare them to anyone else. A unique sound that's beefy & passionate. Their faith is likewise full of Spiritual protein that will encourage the soul mired in disappointment. I've interviewed countless artists & political figures but have rarely been interviewed by them. Until now. What an absolute fun encounter it was as we all got a little stupid.

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A new Tik-Tok Challenge has reached new levels of stupidity, making me question how much longer the human species has left before evolutionary regression. And if you have an appetite as you listen to this week's podcast, you may not have one when you finish--especially if your palate has an aversion to bugs. Also I tell about an early memory about my short-lived joyride in my Dad's Ford Falcon, but it pales in comparison to a Utah 5 year old.

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More reasons to just stay home after the lockdown is over because you're going to be glued to your device listening to all the stupidity from this past week. Or you could just listen to this week's podcast while you clean your car ...or your garage.... just don't throw anything away that could blow up a garbage truck. Some already have.

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Have you got your stimulus? Don't answer that too quickly... Folks have yet to get theirs, but think they'll need another one already. But when the guv-ment sends free money to people... it makes the stupid. And, you can get stupid being cooped up inside, too. And it's situations like this that have given me so much more examples from my Stupid World.

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Of all the stupidity I've ever heard about, I have one story that will cause you to thank any "loss prevention officer" at a Walmart. I can honestly say that it was one case where the $#!t was going to fly if a woman was caught shoplifting. Also, some other stories that didn't quite make it on to my morning radio show: A New App Will Help You Meditate on the Toilet. Also I'll pass on some interesting stats on handshaking with "When the Pandemic Is Over, Will You Ever Go Back to Shaking Hands?" Plus, a romantic story about a woman and a CHANDELIER. And have you ever wondered, What's a Random Stat You Wish You Knew About Yourself? I've also got some real gems for this week's GENIUS AWARDS, too.

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The COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak is really having an effect on family togetherness. Also in this episode, you may soon have your toilet tell you more than you ever wanted to know about.... what comes out of you--with pictures to prove it. And this is just the beginning of what I've encountered in my stupid world.

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DISCLAIMER: If the audio sounds like it's skipping, the tech support at Anchor is aware of this & hopefully are working on a solution. This episode I have to pull out my soapbox because of the number of stupid pastors who feel they know more than God...or the government health authorities. They willingly, repeatedly, & intentionally put their congregation--and the rest of us sinners--at risk of catching a contagious virus FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CURE. This, as well as other acts of stupidity that may or may not have come from having contracted COVID-19.

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Where there is stupidity, there's always challenges. And it's a challenge sometimes to live in a world of stupidity. That's why I love passing on some of the finer moments of humanity in my stupid world.. This week, some of the "Corona Crazies" are participating in their "remote committee meetings" in their birthday suits instead of their business suits. I'm also stepping on my soapbox about this new trend of swallowing your "T"'s when you pronounce words like "better", "kitten", or other examples of "T-glottalizations" . Take it from me, I've received a degree in B.S. from the DJ University, you sound like an IDIOT. So stop it. And we've gone from licking ice cream in supermarkets to licking ...TOILETS?

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I've been sitting around in the house now for a little more than half a week & my butt hurts.

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I have now become a tele-worker from my underground bunker. So with the coronavirus bringing everything to a standstill, podcasts are becoming all the rage. So, with how this pandemic is making the whole world lose its mind, you may as well lose yours by listening to the Coronavirus Chaos that is spreading faster than the coronavirus itself! And if I cough during the podcast, please don't freak out! It's just allergies.

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So we have all sporting events, concerts, late night TV talk shows, & award shows all canceled or postponed. Also, we have schools & universities halting in-person classes. And we HAVE NO TOILET PAPER! It's a world gone stupid. Why am I not surprised?

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What do you do when your favorite Taco Bell closes & opens up a new location away from downtown? You have a vigil! Penn State Students find another reason not to hit the books. And not far away in Lewistown, PA finds a woman who tried to nonchalantly flee a Dollar General after shoplifting $24 of merchandise...that wound up costing her $60,000 in bail money. Welcome to my stupid world!

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If you want to watch the stupidity come out in folks, just create a mass panic. Now, I'm not downplaying a serious pandemic, but let's be real here, folks. We're not living in a Hollywood horror movie yet. Nevertheless, all this high anxiety has provided me with a long list of things that's been happening in my Great Big Stupid World. Click the links to read them for yourself... No, You Don't Need to Shave Your Mutton Chops or Fu Manchu to Stay Safe from Coronavirus A Woman Fires a Gun Into Taco Bell Over Not Getting What She Ordered . . . and Could Get Life in Prison You Can Catch Coronavirus From Someone's Flatulence? 76% of Parents Think They're Better at It Than Their Parents Were Apparently People Are Now Giving Themselves DIY Fecal Transplants . . . Involving Poop Donations and a Blender A Guy Sets His Hospital Bed on Fire to Get the Nurses' Attention A Woman Is Arrested After Driving Topless While Giving Her Boyfriend Sexual Favors on His Birthday Six Dinner Etiquette Rules for Kids from the 15th Century A Guy Is Arrested for Going Table to Table at IHOP at 3:00 A.M. Offering to Show People His Junk Doctors Are Warning People Not to Follow an Internet Hemorrhoid Cure Involving Potatoes DOG REUNITED WITH FAMILY AFTER BEING STOLEN BY HAWK MCDONALD’S WORKER PUNCHED BY CUSTOMER OVER FREE CUP OF WATER NEW YORK STATE STUDENTS BUY PLANE TICKET TO SCORE CHICK-FIL-A LUNCH WOMAN PERFORMS SPIRITUAL RITUAL ON A DEAD POSSUM IN THE ROAD Guy Drunk on Moonshine Threatens Cops, Protects Cowboy Hat Ooh That Smell

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If you can't beat 'em, JOIN 'EM!

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This week, I have culled some of the stupidity from my world so I can improve yours. Just when you think you have your hands full with your drama, you hear about the drama from others...and you feel better. I hope this week's collection of stupid people & stupid stories will lessen the stupidity in your own life--even for a little bit. Here's the links to these real-life examples from my stupid world: Someone Set Their Motor Home on Fire by Microwaving an Entire Package of Oreos - I've never really thought about eating Oreos WARM. But I guess you actually CAN heat them up . . . and they probably taste pretty good that way...Just don't do it like THIS Here's a Ranking of the Best and Worst Fast Food Dipping Sauces Here Are the Most and Least Sinful States in the U.S. A New Service Helps You Trick Robocalls and Instantly Sue Them for $3,000 A Woman Stabs Her First Cousin . . . Who's Also Her Boyfriend . . . After an Argument A Naked Man Is Tased in the Junk After He Tried to Escape From a Grocery Store With Steaks in His Pants Here Are the 10 Things Parents Consider "Parenting Wins" A triple dog dare gone wrong Grandma Got Run Over By A Drug Bust A Repeat-Repeat-Repeat Offender Gives Props For His Success To The Democrats ADULT WOMAN CALLS 911 TO COMPLAIN HER PARENTS TURNED OFF HER CELL SUSPECT BREAKS INTO APARTMENT, SQUIRTS KETCHUP ON WALLS AND FURNITURE HELL SEEKS 29 COUPLES FOR FREE WEDDING ON 2/29 AT 2:29 PM People Are Shaving Off The Ends Of Their Eyebrows For The ‘Fox Eye Challenge’ New "Cha-Cha Slide Challenge" Is Really Dangerous Ex-Satanist Claims He Went To Hell, Converted To Christianity

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Since I'm not that involved in the wedding where my son is getting married, I thought I would release some of the tension by sharing some of the stories I have come across in my stupid world this week! A Guy Started a $750,000 GoFundMe for His High School Reunion . . . With a 20% Cut Going to Him for "Coordinating" 61% of Americans Want the Government to Release Its X-Files on Aliens A Woman Says a Guy Behind Her on a Plane Who Kept Punching Her Seat "Assaulted" Her A Woman Who Pooped in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs and Valentine's Day Card Gets Prison Time MMA (Mom Martial Arts) At The Dance Recital? The "Broomstick Challenge" Is Going Viral . . . and Doesn't Require a Special Gravitational Field to Work An 82-Year-Old Man Gets Jail Time for Constantly Blasting His Classical Music A Guy Falls Into an Icy River Because Google Maps Told Him To Avoid Malware on Your Computer By Getting One With LINUX FLORIDA MAN GETS ARRESTED FOR 66TH TIME VEGAN GOES ON FURIOUS RANT AT MCDONALD’S RESTAURANT, INSISTS COWS HAVE SOULS

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I'm back from a week's vacation at Walt Disney World & after watching all the crowds patiently waiting in lines for a short "experience", I thought this may be the answer to getting the government to better bring its people under control. And they would enjoy the experience. Lines at the DMV would no longer trigger folks. When I returned home, I saw that our friends at PETA (People Enjoying Tasty Animals?) have a "win-win" suggestion for Groundhog Day in Punxsutawney, PA....NOT! Plus a few other stories that highlight what a stupid world I came back to after my vacation. EXPERTS WARN SMARTPHONE VOTING IS ‘EXTREMELY RISKY,’ BUT IT’S COMING The Most Annoying Pictures We Take on Vacation The Head of PETA Says You're Walking Your Dog Wrong PETA Wants to Replace Punxsutawney Phil with a Robot (and their argument why) Easter Bunny Charged with Hit & Run Granny & granddaughter charged with meth trafficking at the boarder New breakthrough technology for the BRAINLESS! Deepak Chopra's Artificial Intelligence

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Boy, do I have some hummers for you this week. Here are links to just a few of the gems that happened in my stupid world.... Toe Sucking Intruder Rambo, The Screaming Parrot Dippy Sauce Robbery An O-HIGH-O Proposal for Browns & Bengels Fans Stinky Fart Assault Bulgy Batman Problem Automated TP Retriever

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Do you know what yellow journalism is? Sadly, it is the new definition for 21st Century reporting. I am still hoping there will be a news organization that will emerge in the new decade to actually tell the news instead of inserting themselves into the news. I can hope, can't I? In the meantime, there are enough stupid news stories to insert my opinion into that starts us off for 2020. Like the one where a Grubhub delivery man delivered an "ash-whippin'" to a Florida Burger King. Then there's the pair of sexagenarians that took the "sex" part a little too far in a women's bathroom at a Florida beachside bar. How about the nightmare on Christmas that frightened a North Carolina couple into calling the police when they heard noises in their home. This was one time that a police call on Christmas really sucked. And some gas pumps were the recipient of blows delivered by an inebriated Florida man who had just come from a Christmas party where he got into a row with his girlfriend. Looks like my Stupid World will have another banner year ahead.

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The great moments of stupidity from 2019 will not help us be less stupid for 2020. Instead, it will challenge us to "top that" for the next year. I'll reminisce about all the stupid people & stupid stunts we lived through this past year: 1. The "10 Year Challenge" reminds us to never trust anyone. 2. Sunning your rectum, and other terrible viral health trends 3. Would you buy used tissues to help prepare for flu season? 4. End of an era...? 5. South Dakota's anti-meth slogan sends the wrong message. 6. The Navy's strange UFO denial and other conspiracy theories. 7. Disgusting things are so hot right now. 8. A man dies having sex on a business trip . . . his wife successfully sues for workers comp. 9. The plan to storm Area 51. 10. A short guy starts a fight in a bagel shop and then has quite a journey. 11. Well that's ironic. 12. Oh, come on. 13. Saying "OK, boomer" at work could get you fired. 14. A study involving bunnies, Prozac, and a horny rabbit named Frank may have unlocked the mystery of the female climax. 15. A guy with a full back Jar Jar Binks tattoo says he's had sex many times. 16. The three cameras on the iPhone trigger people with a fear of holes? 17. Popeye's hires its imposter restaurant to help launch its chicken sandwich. 18. The four-day work week is a huge success. 19. Gender reveals are done having a moment. 20. And finally . . .DON'T HAVE A COW, GRANDMA!

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JR Rife is back on the podcast this week talking with me & reacting about several stupid stories from the Christmas season. We chat about topping off our Christmas tree, turmoil embroiling within the largest Protestant denomination in the country, misunderstanding marriage, & an office bathroom policy that really SMELLS.! What Do You Put on Top of Your Christmas Tree? Jolly Rancher Cereal Is Now on Sale. A new study found that our bodies don't really age gradually . . . there are really three ages where our bodies make a big shift to their next, older stage. And those ages are: 34 . . . 60 . . . and 78. Someone on Reddit posted a photo of their crazy office bathroom policy. If they take longer than 10 minutes, someone goes in after them to do a "SMELL CHECK" . . . to make sure they were really doing their business, not just playing on their phone. For the first time ever, we had more DIGITAL conversations than FACE-TO-FACE ones this year. The main reasons are an increase in people living alone and working remotely, and just having fewer friends to spend time with. One in five people are planning to give a passive-aggressive "take the hint" gift this year, according to a new survey. Those include things like perfume . . . a cookbook . . . a self-help book . . . and exercise equipment or a gym membership. What's the worst thing a guest has done while they were staying with you? A recent discussion on Reddit had some doozies. Like someone's uncle who tried to fix a computer and a dishwasher that weren't broken . . . and broke them. And a weirdo who took one bite out of every single apple in the house. In Last-Minute Move, Southern Baptist Convention Supports Anti-Christian Racial Identity Politics - The Southern Baptist Convention is being infiltrated by an ideology that is antithetical to the Christian religion, right under the noses of SBC members.

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Self-identity goes out of control in Portland, OR. Thanks to my good friend, Tim Barrett--the former drummer of the band Disciple--for flagging this specimen of stupidity going on along the "left coast":

Portland’s City Council Votes to Give Furries the Right to Defecate, Mate in Dog Parks

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I've got a turkey hangover & a microphone....

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You can't please everybody & this is proven in the reaction from Kanye West's new profession of faith, Chick-Fil-A's new direction in donating to non-profits, & how women are to be treated in the church. JR Rife joins in on the discussion after returning stateside from NordicFest 2019 & a book signing for his new photography book. Check out JR's Facebook page, listen to his podcast, pick up some of his books on his Amazon site & watch for his newest book release coming soon!

What is your take on all this stupidity? I'd love to hear your response/reaction to our discussion. Feel free to leave a comment or a question & it may be used in an upcoming podcast!

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I was able to get to know about a new local poet from Central PA who has just published a new 274 page book called, Truth Poet: Truths of Our Fallen World and Glorious God (Inspiring Voices). Joshua I. Sykes delves into truth on various levels—some truth is quite hard & controversial, while much is comforting.

Sykes believes truth is an important thing & needs to be shared in any way possible. The truth Sykes is talking about is Jesus. His book contains poems about real situations & material that many readers may have experienced or know of themselves. The book offers readers a different lens & spurs them on in personal growth.

Sykes wants readers to take away that “Jesus loves you right where you are, no matter who you are. Start to know Him; He is the Truth.”

“Truth Poet”

By Joshua I. Sykes

Softcover | 5.5 x 8.5in | 274 pages | ISBN 9781462412716

E-Book | 274 pages | ISBN 9781462412723

Available at Amazon and Barnes & Noble

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My conversation with Dustin of the band, "Sanctus Real" during a stop on their "Unstoppable God" tour at the Somerset Alliance Church in south-central PA.

Check out the band's website to get more info on their tour dates & music.

To get more info on upcoming events at the Somerset Alliance Church, visit their website. Also, in the podcast, I referred to Pastor Todd Willoughby as the Lead Pastor... he is actually the Youth Pastor ...which makes him an even cooler dude.

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I visit with a former pastor who has a desire to help coach current pastors through the pain that comes with the pastorate. Pete coaches soccer at Grace Prep High School in State College, PA & has been a pastor in various churches. He began SoulQuest Ministries International in 2018 to equip the emerging generation in their intimacy with Christ and in their calling from Christ through teaching, coaching, spiritual pilgrimages, and professional counseling. You can also find SoulQuest Ministries on Facebook.

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Allan's life story from the "gutter-most to the uttermost". Musician, Allan Scott, has seen the good, the bad, & the restored in his life. Being brought up in a home that honors God & having found a saving faith in Christ. But Allan had an identity problem. He was looking for his identity in what others saw in him rather than what Christ saw in him. It took a journey that removed him from the life that kept him in close relationship with the Lord to make him realize that he never had is so good than when he was in the comfort of his Savior. Now that he has been restored, he is seeking other who need restoration with the message of being "Found & Favored".

Learn more about the Allan Scott Band at allanscottmusic.com.

Find out more about his new ministry outreach at Found & Favored Ministries at www.foundandfavored.org.

Listen to his music anywhere you stream your favorite tunes or buy a copy of his new CD, The Story, at Google Play, Apple Music, or Amazon.

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I talk with J.R. Rife, whom I had the unlikely blessing of getting to know first as a 19 year old teen who attended a concert at a Brookville, PA teen center years ago. J.R. now is a pastor, a "world evangelist" of sorts, a metal missionary, & an author. His book, General Admission: A History of Christian Metal by a Fanis a quick read but highly informative of the Christian metal scene in Pennsylvania. More recently, J.R. was a weekly featured segment of my Christian Rock show, "Bread-n-Jam!" where he shared "The Life of Rife" with radio listeners. I suspect we'll be hearing a lot from J.R. in the future, and that's namely because he has an awesome radio voice.

In the podcast I reference a band that I helped get signed to Frontline Records names A Few Loose Screws. Yes, you can still buy their music, however I have no idea where the individual band members ever disappeared to. Probably in hiding after releasing their one & only CD.

If you have questions or comments about the podcast, please leave a message & if you or someone you know would like to be a guest on a future podcast, I'd love to consider the opportunity... so just drop me a message or an email at ShoutOut@InsaneErikLane.com.

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Thomas Rhett's simple prayer had a big impact. It may have been "unconventional", but it was real. Why is this such a big deal today? Because fewer Christians are standing up & being real.

You may not like the genre of music, and you may look at Country Music artists are hillbillies or rednecks. You can't deny that they are transparent. The good, the bad, & the honest. Just like real life. Christian music extols the ideal life....that few people actually live. We all have our faults & we all need to have goals to strive for. So don't knock Christian music for being too heavenly minded to be any earthly good....and don't knock Country Music for being hypocritical.

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Take up Ellen DeGeneres' challenge & try being kind. Or if taking the advice of a person you may disagree with or oppose, try taking up the 30 Day Kindness Challenge from Shaunti Feldhahn.

All truth is God's Truth. So just because you may not agree or like the messenger who is speaking truth, doesn't mean God isn't speaking through that person. Being kind is not that difficult. It's much harder to fester & brood into bitterness than it is at being kind. To be kind means you have to surrender something for the benefit of another.

Have a differing view? Have some questions or comments? I'd love to hear them & respond to them. Send me a message through Anchor Podcast. I'll be happy to address it in an upcoming episode.

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I have a big 'ol jug to guzzle down while watching all the stupid things people are saying. Here's some samples:

Hillary Clinton told “The View” that the gutsiest thing she ever did was stay with Bill Clinton.

A Corrupt Chinese Mayor was arrested after authorities found 13 tons of GOLD and $37 BILLION dollars in cash in his basement.

The Universal Orlando Resort Theme Park has fired a Despicable Me character who made a white power gesture while being photographed with two kids.

A Florida man was arrested after he called 9-1-1 and told the operator he had drugs.

The betting markets have made Elizabeth Warren the favorite to win the Democratic Nomination.

A British survey found that sexually transmitted diseases are on the rise with people over the age of 65.

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When talking to your plants becomes a religious experience.

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Is it really God telling us --or something else? Many times it is more like us deflecting our desire to elevate ourselves to God so we can skirt the blame.

If you have comments or questions about what was talked about in my stupid world, leave a message with your comment or question & I'll include it in the next episode...or if you're interested in being a guest on a podcast, email eriklane@msn.com.

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Some insights in how to develop skills to know what to talk about when you crack your mic. Also, determining if you want to work in radio or flip burgers.

Links to some radio show prep websites that were mentioned in this podcast:

Tom's Lake

A-List Comedy (I may have called it "A-1 Comedy" in the podcast)

WestwoodONE Radio Prep

United Stations Radio Network Prep

Sheet Happens Prep (from ORBYT)

InterPrep

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The stupid things we believe about theology.

My decision to choose God's salvation does not determine my salvation any more than God's foreknowledge of my salvation determines my salvation. I don't have the authority to "accept" Christ. My only option is surrender...and receive Christ. My thoughts on being a Calvinist vs. Reformed.

To read a great resource on this topic, check out Trouble With The Tulip by Frank S. Page.

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Grandma comes to stay....?

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My first attempt at this podcast thingy.

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