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How long is too long to store someone else's stuff? We help a listener who's been babysitting her sister's boxes for years, find out if speeding is actually saving you any time (spoiler: maybe not), and Marcus officially joins the Costco club. Big adulthood energy
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Would you rather feel safe on vacation or survive walking behind someone who has zero sense of urgency? We dive into the best U.S. vacation spots, the fast walker versus slow walker war, and Marcus' latest parenting adventure after his daughter invited the whole crew over.
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Your phone background might be exposing more about you than you think. We break down what your lock screen says about your personality, share the supportive bestie phrases everyone needs to hear, and Taylor prepares for a football game with Marcus' family.
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Would you confront a loud neighbor or just suffer in silence? We get into a DM Dilemma, talk about why everyone's suddenly ditching screens for old-school hobbies, and hear how Marcus' Fourth of July really went. Expect laughs, questionable decisions, and a few moments that are way too relatable.
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Need a quick getaway? We share the best cities for a three day weekend, spill the wildest things bartenders have overheard behind the bar, and Taylor recaps a day so chaotic it almost doesn't sound real. Buckle up, this one goes off the rails fast.
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Some compliments stick with you forever, and we hear the ones people still think about years later. Then we get into the subtle signs someone might secretly be judging you... because overthinking is basically a hobby at this point. If you've ever replayed an interaction in your head, this episode is for you.
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Parents are getting a little too creative, and honestly... some of these hacks are wild. We react to the most unhinged parenting tricks we've ever heard, then debate whether you'd actually rent a bestie or if that's taking adulthood a little too far.
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Wedding guests are exposing the most outrageous things they've been asked to pay for, we react to our very first Karaoke Cruise complaint, and answer the question nobody saw coming: would you actually rent a bestie? This episode is equal parts chaotic, hilarious, and oddly relatable.
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Taylor's morning was an absolute disaster before the show even started, we expose how much time people actually spend pretending to work, and Marcus has all the details on the biggest karaoke party of the summer. Chaos, questionable productivity, and good vibes only.
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If you've ever lost 30 minutes watching someone organize a pantry, this episode is for you. We break down why oddly satisfying videos are so addictive, translate the Gen Z slang confusing the office, and get you hyped for the Marcus in the Morning Karaoke Cruise.
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Turns out the "dream life" isn't always giving what it's supposed to. We break down the glamorous lifestyle choices that are actually exhausting, debate when canceling plans is totally acceptable, and get you ready for the Marcus in the Morning Karaoke Cruise. Consider this your sign to grab the aux and hit play.
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What are the unspoken rules of the men's bathroom? We uncover the etiquette every guy seems to know, share the best things to bring to a Fourth of July party without showing up empty-handed, and Marcus explains how he somehow managed to disappoint his entire family. This episode is equal parts helpful and chaotic.
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Have you ever been permanently promoted to "just a friend"? We dive into friend-zone horror stories, spill the Gen Z habits we think are destined to disappear, and share all the details about hosting live trivia at Boudin in Santa Rosa. If you love unfiltered opinions, this one's for you.
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What does it actually take to get fired from a job? Apparently... a lot less than you'd think. We swap the wildest coworker firing stories, Producer Taylor shares a potential new side hustle that's got everyone talking, and Marcus spills all the tea from his vacation. It's giving workplace chaos, career pivots, and vacation recap energy.
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Summer break isn't always a free-for-all. We debate the strictest rules parents still enforce when school's out, have a hilarious conversation about the signs someone might be bad in bed before anything even happens, and share everything you need to know about the Marcus in the Morning Karaoke Cruise. From family rules to dating red flags to singing your heart out on the water, this episode has it all.
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This episode is full of hot takes and wholesome moments. We call out the parenting advice that didn't age well, share our biggest everyday pet peeves, uncover the habits couples don't discover until they live together, and celebrate the little things partners do that make a relationship stronger.
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We revisit the awkward phases we'd rather forget, debate how much allowance kids should actually get, and share our favorite solo date ideas. Plus, we tackle the impossible interview question that can stump just about anyone. Equal parts cringe, practical, and surprisingly wholesome.
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Apparently there's a specific time of day when most drivers decide the rules are more like suggestions. We break down that surprising stat, share the things we wish someone had told us sooner in life, talk about people who absolutely overstay their welcome, and call out a few classic boomer habits that refuse to die.
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When did the doorbell become the most stressful sound in the world? We talk about why nobody seems excited to answer the door anymore, break down the eye-popping cost of modern weddings, and discuss why more adults are living at home well into their 30s. Adulting isn't getting any cheaper.
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Everyone is "maxxing" something these days, and we're trying to figure out which trends are genius and which ones need to be left on the internet. We celebrate Father's Day with some dad appreciation, then expose the surprisingly basic things adults still don't know how to do. No judgment... mostly.
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Need a summer party theme? We've got you covered. From backyard bangers to nostalgic throwbacks, we break down the best themed parties to throw this season. Plus, Taylor's car is acting up again, and everyone has thoughts. It's a mix of summer vibes and automotive chaos.
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Turns out adulthood is just spending your weekend doing chores and somehow feeling proud about it. We get into the surprising reason people who tackle their to-do lists are actually happier, relive the movies that absolutely traumatized us as kids, and Marcus finally spills all the details on the first-ever Marcus in the Morning Karaoke Boat Cruise. Start warming up those vocal cords.
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Today got a little chaotic. We help a listener whose boss is trying to pull the rug out from under an already-approved vacation, uncover the absolute weirdest things people keep in their cars, and Taylor is fully thriving because we're creating some delightfully messy content. Buckle up. This episode is all over the place in the best way.
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From trends that are everywhere right now but probably won't survive the group chat archives, to Marcus accidentally missing a major dad moment, today's show was a rollercoaster. Plus, Taylor reports back from the Ariana Grande concert and let's just say... the crowd understood the assignment.
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Marcus cracked the code on getting his daughter to clean, and it might be his greatest achievement yet. A listener wonders if she should tell her family she's planning a move, and things get complicated fast. Plus, we dive into the best and worst staycation destinations in America and discover that not every vacation is giving vacation.
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Fake party invites are apparently the newest scam, one listener’s neighbor’s husband crossed a major line, and we debate whether asking for a credit score on a first date is financially responsible or a giant red flag. Relationships, receipts, and risky clicks. We covered it all.
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We're calling out the trends nobody wants anymore, reliving vacation disasters that still hurt to think about, and unpacking the moment Marcus' daughter found her birthday gift before the big day. Sometimes life really does spoil its own surprises.
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Marcus accidentally stuck his foot all the way in his mouth during a coworker interaction, we confessed the things we tried once and immediately said “never again,” and somehow turned workplace conflict into a masterclass on how to tell someone they’re wrong without actually saying “you’re wrong.” Corporate survival skills unlocked.
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Would you fire someone based on their social media? We get into how online platforms are changing the workplace, rank some of the most popular summer cocktails, and dive into the sports superstitions people refuse to break. From networking to margaritas to lucky socks, this episode covers a lot of ground.
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What’s the weirdest thing someone has left behind in an Uber? The answers are absolutely unhinged. We also help a listener navigate a tough situation involving her daughter in today's DM Dilemma, and break down the latest Love Island drama because the villa never sleeps. Chaos, concern, and reality TV updates all in one episode.
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Would you fake a friendship for the sake of your relationship? That's the question after a listener writes in because her boyfriend is pushing her to bond with his friend's girlfriend. Plus, we uncover the boomer complaints younger generations secretly agree with, and talk about why so many adults are still relying on Mom and Dad for a financial assist. Adulting is not for the weak.
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Boomers are officially fed up with Gen Z, and honestly... some of the complaints might be valid. We compare notes on the habits that drive older generations crazy, debate the greatest ice cream flavors of all time, and Marcus shares the unbelievable story of how a trip to Salinas nearly ended with him throwing hands at a middle school graduation.
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Is your car your happy place? You're definitely not alone. Today we dive into why so many Americans love hanging out behind the wheel, why sleep is officially winning the battle against socializing, and Marcus shares stories from his latest adventure in Palo Alto. Equal parts relatable, slightly unhinged, and very Bay Area.
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This episode is a journey. We break down whether money can really buy happiness (spoiler: it’s complicated), share a stress-lowering trick that might save your mornings, and tackle the unspoken bathroom rules that people are apparently breaking every single day. Expect opinions, hot takes, and at least one moment that might make you rethink your life choices.
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The dating discourse got wild after we talked about the percentage of people using first dates for free meals, then listeners exposed some absolutely insane landlord antics that sound fake but unfortunately are not. Plus, we help a woman navigating the struggle of finding genuine friendships in a tiny town where everybody already knows everybody. Adult life is really a weird little game.
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One woman wants her man to shave the facial hair. Wedding guests are apparently way too comfortable objecting during ceremonies. And Marcus may or may not be preparing for a future in competitive karaoke. Just another completely normal day on the show.
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This episode has everything: Marcus discovering Temu like it’s a brand new universe, the backyard party etiquette that can absolutely make or break the vibe, and the origin story of how Taylor and Marcus became the duo you’re stuck with every morning. Somewhere between party rules and online shopping regrets, things get very unserious.
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Today’s episode feels like a group chat that went completely off the rails. We discuss proper sickness etiquette because some of y’all are out here coughing with zero regard, whether dating your dad’s friends is okay or deeply cursed, and why so many people are doom jobbing instead. If your stress levels are high and your LinkedIn tabs are open, this one’s for you.
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Today’s episode is basically a support group for overthinkers and impulse shoppers. We get into how to stop doom spending before your cart magically hits checkout, why so many people nervously add “LOL” to texts that aren’t funny at all, and the wedding rules people are officially done pretending to care about. If you’ve ever stress-shopped, panic-texted, or questioned why weddings need so many rules in the first place, this one’s for you.
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Are we all exhausted, underqualified, and spending too much time online? Maybe. We talked about the growing frustration around young people lacking basic entry-level job skills, the real amount of sleep your body actually needs, and why everyone keeps telling each other to “touch grass.” A very necessary reality check kind of episode.
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One listener got uninvited to a wedding and now everyone has opinions. We also hear the wildest “wait… WHAT?!” dating discoveries people uncovered about their partners, and somehow end the morning talking about the surprisingly simple things you should be doing after dinner for better digestion. Chaos, drama, and gut health all in one episode.
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Adulting is not for the weak. We got into ways to calm your morning anxiety before the day even starts, the harsh truths nobody warns you about when you become an adult, and a DM Dilemma that gets painfully awkward after someone gets uninvited to a wedding. Somehow we laughed through the stress anyway.
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Marcus apparently treats hydration like it’s optional, which turns into a full intervention on the show. Then we go down a rabbit hole of things that are considered “American” in other countries and some of them are honestly wild. Plus, we swap the best adulting cheat codes people swear by to make life feel at least a little easier.
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This episode is basically a crash course in adulthood nobody asked for. We’re talking the financial lessons Gen Z wishes their parents passed down, why half of America feels like life stopped being fun, and the oddly specific things men abandon immediately after moving in with their partner. Some of these are VERY relatable.
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Nothing bonds people faster than failed marriage proposals and arguing over cereal rankings. Today we talked about proposal moments that crashed and burned, the ideal time to trust your own judgment, and which cereals rule each state. Some of these breakfast choices felt criminal.
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Today’s episode is exposing little relationship lies, questionable fast food behavior, and one very awkward banking moment. We get into the harmless fibs wives tell their husbands, debate whether hitting two drive thru’s in one day is iconic or concerning, and talk about the time Pope Leo’s own bank apparently hung up on him. Somehow it all makes sense together.
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Marcus lived everybody’s dream and hit two drive-thrus back-to-back in one night. Meanwhile, the show gets real about burnout, low motivation, and how to get yourself out of a slump when your bed is winning the battle. Plus, meaningful Mother’s Day gift ideas that go beyond the last-minute gas station flowers.
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Producer Taylor is officially calling out men’s dating app photos everywhere because why are there so many fish, blurry sunglasses selfies, and mystery group pics? Plus, we get into the social norms people have collectively decided to abandon forever, and the jaw-dropping cities where owning a home basically requires winning the lottery.
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Long distance relationships are getting expensive, and apparently the solution is just moving in together now. Marcus also shares the hilarious message his daughter had for Producer Taylor, and we help a listener in today’s DM Dilemma who feels stuck and wants advice on how to finally get where they want to be in life. Somehow this episode is equal parts relationship math, emotional support, and chaos.
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Things heat up when Producer Taylor and Marcus go head to head in trivia. Marcus breaks down the Mother’s Day drama that almost ruined everything, and just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Marcus attempts to teach Taylor Spanish… with very mixed results.
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From realizing we might not function without our moms to hearing some of the wildest, most out-of-pocket things people have ever yelled mid-romance…yeah, it gets unhinged fast. And somehow, Marcus’ weekend almost went completely off the rails. What happened?!
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We’re exposing ourselves a little… what are some basic facts we learned WAY too late in life? Then we figure out what our sleep chronotype says about us (and why some of us are just not built for mornings). And finally… a conversation that might start a debate: the things men think are “princess treatment” vs what women say is just the bare minimum.
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Nothing like reckless driving… with your company name slapped on the side of the car. We get into the wildest “why would you do that?” moments on the road. Then a DM Dilemma that’s not as simple as it sounds. Plus, Marcus hits the streets of San Francisco for a scavenger hunt and it does not go as planned.
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Ever notice your cravings clock in right when your discipline clocks out? We’re talking about the time of day your diet is most at risk, the best money moves people have ever made, and the universal truth that fries taste better when they’re not yours. No notes.
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From career confusion to couple goals, this episode is all over the place in the best way. We help a listener navigate a job dilemma, share affordable date ideas that actually sound fun, and take a trip down memory lane with the cheapest hometown dates we used to think were elite.
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Sleep better on flights, don’t mess up Mother’s Day, and avoid getting caught up in Polymarket scams. We’re hitting all the life essentials in one episode and keeping it very real.
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What’s actually worth paying for every month? We’re calling out the subscriptions that deliver and the ones that don’t. Then we get into how to outsmart online shopping traps, and why Gen Z is committed to the all lowercase life.
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Moving back in with your parents as an adult… smart move or emotional rollercoaster? We get real about the highs, lows, and unexpected rules. Then a DM Dilemma gets complicated when a woman going through a divorce needs advice on what to do next. And to top it off, we had a super cool visit from Encinal High School’s broadcasting students, giving us a glimpse at the next generation of media stars.
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Turns out not all “healthy” habits are as good for you as they seem, and we’re breaking down the ones that might be secretly backfiring. Plus, a new AI retail store is making waves in SF and changing the shopping game. And if you need a mental vacation, we’ve got the best small beach towns you’ll want to pack up and visit ASAP.
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Some purchases just make sense forever. Some life choices… not so much. We hear both sides today, plus Producer Taylor makes a bold move into adulthood and applies for a credit card. Everyone stay calm.
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Producer Taylor vs. credit cards turns into a whole thing. Then we admit the words we purposely mispronounce because… why not? And we close it out with a little road trip nostalgia that might make you want to pack a bag immediately.
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We’re exposing the phrases that instantly ruin your vibe in public, Marcus spirals over a Nextdoor parent situation, and things get VERY real when we talk about what the mother of the groom should never, ever say to the bride. Consider this your social survival guide
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This episode is pure chaos in the best way. We break down an absolutely unhinged bridesmaids contract that has us questioning everything, swap stories about the dumbest things coworkers have done on the job (and yes, it gets worse as we go), and then get into the one thing sleep experts say you should never do when you wake up in the middle of the night. It’s messy, it’s relatable, and it might expose you a little.
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We start by questioning if our entire work schedule is a scam and how many hours we should actually be working to enjoy life. Then we get into the most perfect weather day ever calculated… because apparently that exists. And finally, a story about a grandma who unintentionally (or maybe intentionally?) scared the life out of her daughter during a welfare check. Yeah… it gets weird.
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Is social media rewriting the future of work? With more Gen Z turning toward trade jobs, we break down what’s really driving the shift. Then, we crack the code on how to get AI to actually listen to you the first time. And in a plot twist no one asked for, Producer Taylor’s debit card gets hacked, sending her into full damage control mode.
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We figured out how to “train” AI to get it right the first time, called out the life goals people are ditching in 2026, and got into a very serious debate about the best season (we did not agree). This one covers everything from smart hacks to hot takes.
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We’re setting boundaries, online and offline. First, the things Gen Z does not want to hear from their parents anymore. Then, a DM Dilemma about handling trolls without giving them what they want. And finally, we get into The Masters and its next-level strict rules that somehow make golf feel more intense than reality TV.
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How well do you really know the people living next door… and do you even want to? We get into the reality of neighbor relationships, question whether anyone genuinely enjoys social media anymore, and break down the morning habits that might be quietly sabotaging your entire day.
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We’re calling out the old-school skills nobody’s using anymore, getting personal with Producer Taylor (and her very bold sweatshirt take), and debating the exact moments where being rude is not only allowed… but necessary. Consider this your guide to modern survival.
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What starts as a simple “get to know Producer Taylor” moment quickly turns into a full-on debate about her sweatshirt choices. From there, we unpack the reality of setting boundaries with family, and close things out with a conversation that hits home… appreciating the people who raised us.
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Things get real and a little unhinged. Taylor spills on her mustache situation, we tackle a DM Dilemma about setting boundaries with family (because why is that so hard?), and somehow Taylor ends up realizing she’s the problem. Self-growth era loading…
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Before AI takes your job, let’s talk about what it can’t do. We’re calling out the skills that still belong to humans, sharing the unspoken “Golden House Rules” that can make or break your living situation, and exposing the travel habits that instantly give people the ick. Consider this your life etiquette crash course.
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Ever had a dentist visit that felt more like a full-blown episode? Yeah… Marcus has. We also dive into the real-life lessons people didn’t learn until after 40 (some of these hit HARD), and then confess the “trash” foods we love that people love to judge us for. No shame here… okay maybe a little.
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Getting older hits different… and we’re talking about it. From the emotional rollercoaster of aging to the personality types that make you question humanity, nothing is off-limits. We also get into the risky business of dating coworkers (bold or bad idea?), and break down the habits that separate the thriving from the just-getting-by.
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Canceling plans at the last minute might be the ultimate form of self-care… but does that make us terrible people or just honest ones? We get into why backing out feels so good, why doing absolutely nothing on vacation is weirdly hard for most of us, and the real emotions people have about getting older. Plus, the basic cooking skills people still can’t master… and honestly, some of these are concerning.
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Are we done with dating apps and back to meeting people in the wild? We talk about how to navigate IRL dating and the questions you should definitely be asking early on. Then, we expose which cities are draining your bank account every time you go out to eat. And somehow… it turns into a debate about the most basic cooking skills people are missing.
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We’re exposing ourselves today. The basic cooking skills we should know by now, a completely out-of-pocket question from Taylor to Marcus, and why canceled plans might actually be the best plans. Cozy vibes only.
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Are we… actual adults now? Today we break down the habits of people who somehow have their lives together (and how to fake it till you make it), plus listeners spill the tea on the exact moment their toxic friendships finally snapped. And then… it takes a turn. A DM Dilemma asks: what do you do if your house might actually be haunted?! Like… call a therapist or an exorcist??
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Ever had a friendship end and felt… relieved? Yeah, we’re talking about THAT. Listeners share the toxic moments that finally did it. Then, we debate which friends are great in your life… but absolutely not dating material. And to balance out the chaos, we’re dropping easy nightly cleaning habits that make your mornings feel elite.
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If you could bring back one discontinued food, what would it be? We go down that rabbit hole, build our dream fast food order, and call out one thing that needs to be left in the past… plumbers crack. Plus, we share simple but effective phrases to use when someone crosses your boundaries.
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Weddings can get real messy… especially when your partner doesn’t make the guest list. 😬 We dive into a DM Dilemma that has everyone picking sides. Plus, we flip the mic for a little “Get to Know Taylor” moment (yes, it gets personal), and take a nostalgic trip through discontinued foods we’d do anything to bring back. RIP to some absolute legends.
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Are you loyal to your friends… or your heart? We get into a spicy DM Dilemma that might have you side-eyeing your group chat. Plus, we break down the art of “rawdogging boredom” (yes, it’s a thing), settle the internet debate of Platypus Pout vs. Duck Face, and expose which careers might make the worst partners. It’s chaotic, it’s honest, and you will definitely have opinions.
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We’re outside, the weather is perfect, and the conversations are messy. Today we tackle two DM Dilemmas that might divide the group chat: bringing an extra kid to a birthday party and dating someone your friend used to love. Plus, we get into smart ways to diffuse arguments without making things worse. It’s giving sunshine and questionable decisions.
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From a fiery Cheeto going for five figures to turning your vacation into a self-improvement bootcamp, this episode is all over the place in the best way. We break down the wild Charizard Cheeto auction, share some conflict resolution tips, debate whether “skillcationing” is inspiring or exhausting, and tackle a DM Dilemma that might ruffle some feathers… bringing an extra child to a birthday party. Harmless or totally out of line?
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Need new friends? Same. We break down real ways to meet people that don’t feel forced, plus the St. Patrick’s Day traditions that are actually American-made. Marcus is also thinking about joining The Traitors which raises a lot of questions, and we dive into the mindset shifts successful people use when things don’t go their way. Equal parts helpful and unhinged.
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We’re breaking down the texts that instantly make you roll your eyes (you know the ones). Plus, the four interview questions that hiring managers swear can make or break your chances. In today’s DM Dilemma, a listener signed a new lease… and now the apartment issues are piling up. What should they do? And if you’re trying to make new friends as an adult, we’ve got a few surprisingly easy activities that might actually work.
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We kick things off with a workplace rant about being handed responsibilities you definitely did not sign up for. Then we figure out what officially makes someone an “unc,” debate the best Easter candy, talk about how we celebrate the holiday, and expose the text messages that make you want to throw your phone across the room.
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Thinking about quitting your job to follow your passion? Before you hand in that two-week notice, we talk about what you should actually consider first. Plus, listeners share their most embarrassing moments ever, we vent about getting stuck with work duties we never signed up for, and we settle a very important debate… what is the best Easter candy of all time?
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We cover a lot of ground in this episode. A DM Dilemma about how much of your work you should give away for free, the amount of sleep most people should be getting but probably are not, and the big question of whether quitting your job to follow your passion is actually a good idea. Plus, we reveal the simple things housecleaners wish every client would take care of before they walk through the door.
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Could you actually get banned from a flight for not wearing headphones? We break down the airline rule that has people talking. Then we reveal the best ways to absolutely sabotage small talk. Plus, in today’s DM Dilemma, we help someone figure out how much of their work they should really be giving away for free.
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What exactly counts as a side quest in real life? We break down the little detours that make life interesting. Then we dive into the internet conversation around incel culture and why it keeps popping up in headlines. Plus, if Daylight Saving Time completely wrecked your sleep schedule, we share some real ways to bounce back and feel human again.
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From the toughest jobs in America to Marcus’ unexpected run-in with a skunk (that his wife definitely warned him about), this episode covers a little bit of everything. Plus, we talk about how people really feel about happy hour, is it still the best part of the workday?
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Marcus might officially be too comfortable with AI. We break down his slightly concerning relationship with technology, dive into the scents that can instantly boost your energy, and take a look at some of the toughest jobs in America. From robots to real-life grind, this episode covers a little bit of everything.
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From relationship struggles to real-life expenses, this episode covers a lot. We talk through a DM Dilemma about a woman trying to lose weight while navigating challenges with her husband, discuss the surprising cost difference between men and women just to get through daily life, and explore Marcus’ surprisingly intense connection with AI.
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We expose the real reason your takeout app knows you by name. We share actual strategies to survive daylight saving time without turning into a zombie. And we tackle the art of letting someone down without ghosting because disappearing is not a personality trait. Helpful, honest, and a little blunt.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From futuristic glasses to unforgettable wedding behavior, this episode goes all over the place. We share our honest thoughts on Meta glasses, relive the wildest things we’ve seen at weddings, and explain how you can score an invite to the Marcus in the Morning Listener Appreciation Lunch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We kick things off with the craziest, most out-of-pocket moments we’ve ever seen at weddings…the kind of stories that make you wonder what people were thinking. Then Marcus explains how he somehow managed to ruin his own weekend schedule, and we break down our thoughts on Meta glasses and whether they’re actually worth the hype. A little tech, a little chaos, and plenty of laughs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kids are growing up with AI faster than we ever imagined. More than half say they’re already using it. We talk about what that means and whether it’s actually a good thing. Plus, is oversharing really as bad as everyone says? Sometimes it actually works in your favor. And we wrap it up with the wildest, most unforgettable things we’ve ever seen at weddings. From awkward moments to full-on chaos, we got you covered!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode is a mix of office drama, childhood glory, and the future of tech. We call out the workplace habits that make people instantly unlikeable, admit the trophies we totally didn’t earn, and react to the news that more than half of kids say they use AI. Some of it’s funny, some of it’s shocking, and all of it’s worth a listen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If someone says “we should hang out sometime,” do they really mean it? We decode the phrases people use when they secretly don’t like you, help a listener stuck in a tough DM Dilemma about lending money, and expose the workplace habits that make people dislike you fast. Consider this your guide to reading between the lines.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode goes from romance to rinse-and-spit real fast. We talk about the right time to get engaged, break down how to actually brush your teeth correctly, and call out the phrases people use when they don’t like you (but pretend they do). It’s helpful, honest, and just a little savage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Are we getting older… or just wiser? This episode, we’re breaking down the undeniable signs you’re officially aging (and no, it’s not just the back pain). We also talk about the biggest etiquette mistakes people make as house guests — don’t be that person — and we debate the ultimate relationship question: when is the right time to get engaged? It’s giving grown-up energy… whether we’re ready or not.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When did life turn into a never-ending to-do list? This episode is all about when adulting gets in the way of actually living. From bills and appointments to the “simple” adult tasks people admit they still don’t know how to do, we’re saying the quiet part out loud. Plus, the subtle (and not-so-subtle) signs you’re officially getting older. If you’ve ever Googled something you feel like you should already know… this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We handed the mic to 5th graders to find out what slang is in and what’s absolutely out — and some of us need to update our vocabulary ASAP. Then a DM Dilemma about a coworker’s dog has us asking… where’s the line between cute and crossing it? Plus, we reveal which states are the biggest Valentine’s Day haters. Love is in the air… just not everywhere.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We’re trying to save money, decode shade, and investigate Olympic-level drama — all in one episode. First, a shopping trick that flips your routine (literally) and might keep more money in your bank account. Then, the phrases that sound innocent but are actually judgment in disguise. And finally, the cheating scandal rocking the Olympics. Buckle up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From pajamas to pop concerts, this one’s a vibe. We’re arguing girls’ night in versus girls’ night out, spilling tea about a late night at Sam Smith, and breaking down a messy DM dilemma about kicking people off the guest list. Plus, we rant (lovingly) about BART delays and the chaos of Bay Area transit. Expect opinions, stories, and a little chaos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We’re mixing relatable talk with pop culture today. We share the most bizarre things listeners have found in their cars, give tips on choosing a great Valentine’s Day gift, and explain why girls’ night in might be the new girls’ night out. Then we switch gears to chat new movies, Bay Area BART delays, and the artists making record-breaking moves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Deals, touchdowns, and trunk surprises! This week, we’re debating the best finds on Craigslist, reliving how we celebrated the Big Game, and sharing the most bizarre things people actually keep in their cars. You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might even check your backseat after listening.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Should you spend Valentine’s Day in Paris… or your couch with a killer Craigslist deal? We’re debating the most romantic cities, sharing petty revenge stories that are too good not to tell, and uncovering surprisingly great finds on Craigslist. Expect hot takes, laughs, and maybe a little chaos.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received and why do you still think about it? We kick things off with that before spiraling into Super Bowl wing math, Big Game festivities, and which cities truly do Valentine’s Day right. Whether you’re here for the food, the feels, or the festivities, this episode is the perfect mix of wholesome and chaotic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A man in Utah says he’s spending a full year locked in his room to transform his life — but is isolation really the answer? This episode unpacks that story while opening up a bigger conversation about getting through your lowest moments, what growth actually looks like when no one’s watching, and why certain compliments can change how you see yourself forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode is a true grab bag in the best way. We get into why analog is suddenly having a major comeback moment, debate what the actual sexiest professions are (and why some answers feel very wrong), and unpack the wild story of a Utah man who is locking himself in a room for an entire year to lose weight. From cultural hot takes to “wait…what?” moments, this one goes everywhere and somehow still makes sense.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode is all over the place in the best way. We’re debating our favorite season (and why some people are wrong), breaking down the Grammys and our biggest takes from the night, confessing the totally normal things people do that we find lowkey disgusting, and talking about why analog is suddenly having a major comeback moment. From hot takes to oddly specific opinions, this one feels like a group chat come to life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Valentine’s Day is coming up—so is the breakup text. We unpack a DM Dilemma about ending things before the holiday, get brutally honest about the phrases that make people unbearable, and end with a risky reveal: what Marcus and Taylor are actually singing at the company holiday party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From decoding Gen Alpha slang that makes us feel 100 years old to breaking down Trader Joe’s 2025 Customer Choice Awards (and questioning some of the picks) this episode is a ride. We also dive into a DM Dilemma about breaking up with your partner right before Valentine’s Day — and whether timing really matters when feelings are already gone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode is all over the place in the best way. We talk about words to live by, debate whether blue sheets are a red flag, and try to make sense of Gen Alpha slang without embarrassing ourselves too much. Equal parts advice, chaos, and cultural confusion.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feeling blah? Same. We break down simple ways to boost serotonin and survive the winter slump, spiral a little over what our actual last meal would be, and unpack the uncomfortable truths truly happy people accept (even when it stings). Cozy, honest, and a little unhinged—in the best way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Want to sound more confident at work? We’ve got the 5 phrases successful employees use with their bosses and the common phrases that quietly undermine you. We also talk serotonin hacks to beat the winter blues, because seasonal sadness is real. Plus, a pop culture break with fresh Zootopia 2 updates. Career tips, mental health, and cartoons all in one episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Office life is expensive, embarrassing, and occasionally… gate-breaking. This episode dives into how much you’re really spending on office lunches (and whether it’s worth it), the moment Taylor accidentally broke the parking garage gate at work 😬, and the five phrases successful employees actually use when talking to their bosses. Equal parts practical tips and workplace storytelling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We debate when (if ever) it’s okay to let kids start cussing, share small things that actually make the workday more bearable, and do some honest math on how much office lunches are really costing us. Add in some pop culture news, and you’ve got a full plate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This episode feels like a long kitchen-table conversation. We break down when our energy dips during the day, share a gluten-free naan recipe we’re into right now, and get into the surprisingly complicated topic of letting kids cuss. Low pressure, high honesty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is there really a difference between geeks and nerds and if so, who wins? This episode bounces from playful debates to real-life reflections, including Marcus' first weekend as a full-fledged sports dad. Plus, we tackle the universal question: when exactly does that daily energy slump hit, and why does it always seem so inconvenient?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
From what you should actually be eating to feel better, to a full-on nostalgia trip back to 2016, this episode is kind of all over the place—in the best way. We break down anti-inflammatory foods worth adding to your plate, reminisce about peak pop culture moments, and finally settle the age-old debate: what’s the real difference between a geek and a nerd?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Americans Lose Over 300 Hours Of Sleep A Year To “Revenge Bedtime Procrastination”:
Late nights are stealing more sleep than you think. We talk about “revenge bedtime procrastination,” the habit causing Americans to lose over 300 hours of sleep a year and why so many people keep doing it even when they know it’s bad for their health.
The Most Popular Super Bowl Snacks:
Super Bowl Sunday isn’t just about touchdowns—it’s about tortilla chips, dips, and drinks. We dive into Instacart’s data to see which snacks Americans can’t resist, from queso in the West to ranch nationwide, plus the beverages keeping fans fueled all game long.
What's Trending:
What’s trending today? Rihanna’s family is growing, we find out what Ariana Grande is cooking up, the iHeart Podcast Awards nominees are out, and KPOP KCON is heading to LA. We’re also celebrating National Bagel Day and checking in on the latest sports action. Join us for the fun, the gossip, and a little bit of everything you need to know!
Second Date Update:
Rachel called us confused after Brian stopped responding following what she thought was a great drinks date in Danville. She felt an instant, comfortable connection but Brian says something small caught his attention about ten minutes in, and he hasn’t stopped thinking about it since.
Anti-Inflammatory Food You Should Be Eating:
Inflammation plays a starring role in your body’s healing process—but chronic inflammation can silently harm your health. We’ll dive into the science-backed foods that help fight inflammation naturally, including nuts, fatty fish, green tea, turmeric, and more. Perfect for anyone looking to nourish their body, reduce risk for chronic disease, and feel energized.
Good News:
Portland firefighter Venedo Alcazar was fighting more than fires—he was battling stage five kidney disease. But thanks to retired nephrologist Dr. Karen Douek, fate and generosity collided in a life-changing kidney transplant. This is the story of courage, timing, and the incredible gift of giving someone a second chance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Craziest Things TSA Confiscated at the Airport:
Ever wonder what really gets taken away at airport security? We’re breaking down some of the craziest, most unbelievable items TSA has confiscated at airports, from bizarre carry-ons to things that definitely shouldn’t have made it past the front door. You won’t look at security lines the same way again.
Cleaning Pros Want You To Leave These Cleaning Habits In 2025:
If cleaning your house feels like a never-ending chore, it might not be what you’re cleaning but how. On this episode, we go through a list of cleaning habits experts say to leave in 2025. From dusty vacuum mistakes to forgotten pillows, these small changes could make a big difference.
What's Trending:
Today we’re breaking down Lady Gaga’s private performance, the excitement around BTS hitting the road again, ongoing BART delays, Costco’s latest meal drop, and National Dress Your Pet Day because yes, your pet probably needs an outfit.
Second Date Update:
Jason didn’t expect to be ghosted after dinner in San Ramon — especially not after a date that felt that good. He told us Kim was warm, funny, and refreshingly present. They connected over bad bosses, favorite takeout, and the universal struggle of Sunday errands. It felt effortless, the kind of date you assume leads to another. Then Kim vanished. What happened?
Americans Lose Over 300 Hours Of Sleep A Year To “Revenge Bedtime Procrastination”:
Late nights are stealing more sleep than you think. We talk about “revenge bedtime procrastination,” the habit causing Americans to lose over 300 hours of sleep a year and why so many people keep doing it even when they know it’s bad for their health.
Good News:
Your coffee habit might be greener than you think. We talk about a youth-led effort in the South Bay that’s transforming used coffee grounds into fertilizer, supporting community gardens, and bringing people together around sustainability.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Younger Gens Spill The Strangest Things Their Boomer Parents Do:
We love our parents. We really do. But that doesn’t mean we understand why they still balance a checkbook, use speakerphone everywhere, or think handing in a paper résumé will land you a job. Younger generations share the weird, funny, and surprisingly endearing things their boomer parents do. It’s equal parts comedy, nostalgia, and “oh no… that’s my mom.”
DM Dilemma's:
A listener reached out to Marcus after finding herself in an awkward situation with her boss. From navigating professionalism to protecting your peace, we talk through how to handle work drama without blowing up your career.
What’s Trending:
Music news is taking over this episode. Harry Styles announces a Madison Square Garden residency, Taylor Swift breaks another record, Charlie Puth announces a world tour, and K-Pop Demon Hunters’ “Golden” wins two Golden Globes. Plus, sports updates and a fun nod to National Sticker Day.
Second Date Update:
In a world of flashy dates and nonstop phone scrolling, Lauren thought she found a refreshing change. Pete stayed present, the conversation flowed, and the night felt comfortable in the best way. But comfort doesn’t always mean chemistry. Pete explains how a small realization shifted his feelings — and why sometimes ghosting starts with something you can’t quite explain.
National Sticker Day Gets Personal:
You won’t believe how a sticker almost shut down the radio station. Marcus tells the story that proves even the smallest things can cause the biggest chaos.
Good News:
From the classroom to the community, students at Miramonte High School are running a dog treat business called Matadogs. We talk about how this project is teaching life skills, creating inclusion, and proving that talent comes in many forms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Top Phone Habits People Hope To Kick:
We’re calling ourselves out in this one. A new survey reveals the top phone habits people are desperate to break in 2026. From endless scrolling in bed to constantly checking notifications that aren’t even there. We break down the most common bad habits, surprising stats about screen time, and why so many of us admit we couldn’t go a single day without our phones.
Do These Things To Become More Interesting In Social Circles:
What makes someone instantly more interesting to be around? It’s not being louder, smarter, or funnier…it’s the little things. In this episode, we run through a list of subtle social habits that quietly boost your presence, help people feel heard, and make conversations flow better. These are small changes with big impact that once you notice them, you’ll see them everywhere.
What's Trending:
From heartbreak to hype: Bob Weir passes, the 49ers score big, and we’ve got six pics that sum up the weekend. Ariana Grande hints at a new project, Pruneyard Cinemas closes, and it’s time to finally clean your desk. Catch all the updates, laughs, and “did that really happen?” moments right here.
Second Date Update:
After drinks in Redwood City, Miguel walked away feeling hopeful. Hannah was bright, curious, and honest about how exhausting dating in your thirties can feel. No awkward moments, no forced conversation. Just a solid, relaxed vibe. Then… silence. This episode explores how dates that feel “good” don’t always turn into something more.
Younger Gens Spill The Strangest Things Their Boomer Parents Do:
We love our parents. We really do. But that doesn’t mean we understand why they still balance a checkbook, use speakerphone everywhere, or think handing in a paper résumé will land you a job. Younger generations share the weird, funny, and surprisingly endearing things their boomer parents do. It’s equal parts comedy, nostalgia, and “oh no… that’s my mom.”
Good News:
David, Robin’s dad in the East Bay, is walking 5K daily with his dog to raise mental health awareness. Rain or shine, he’s proving that small steps can create big changeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DM Dilemma's:
When a woman DM’d Marcus about her husband dropping the ball on her birthday, it opened up a bigger conversation. From mismatched expectations to feeling unseen in a marriage, we talk about why birthdays hit differently, how partners miss the mark, and what actually makes someone feel celebrated.
Most Out of Pocket Office Bathroom Experiences:
Office bathrooms are where professionalism goes to die. This episode is all about the wildest, weirdest, and most uncomfortable bathroom experiences people have had at work. It’s funny, it’s awkward, and it’ll make you grateful for your headphones and your ability to hold it.
What's Trending:
We’re breaking down a packed show, starting with BART delays that will test everyone’s patience over the weekend. Plus, the iHeartRadio Music Award nominations are out, Bruno Mars is officially back with new music and a tour, and The Kid LAROI drops a brand-new album. We also talk Modelo’s new non-alcoholic beverage, hit the latest sports headlines, celebrate National Apricot Day, and wrap things up with Furry Friday.
Second Date Update:
Heather thought the date went great. Liam was funny, confident, and easy to talk to. They connected over travel, pets, and childhood fears—and she left smiling. But after the date? Silence. No text. No follow-up. Just a ghost. We dive into what might’ve gone wrong.
The Top Phone Habits People Hope To Kick:
We’re calling ourselves out in this one. A new survey reveals the top phone habits people are desperate to break in 2026. From endless scrolling in bed to constantly checking notifications that aren’t even there. We break down the most common bad habits, surprising stats about screen time, and why so many of us admit we couldn’t go a single day without our phones.
Good News:
We celebrate Furry Friday with a feel-good story you’ll want to hear. A lost pup is found, cared for, and adopted — turning a scary situation into the happiest possible ending. If you need something wholesome to kick off your weekend, this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ways to Fight Rising Grocery Prices:
Grocery prices keep climbing, but your bill doesn’t have to. In this episode, we break down smart, realistic ways to fight rising grocery costs—from simple shopping habits to easy swaps that actually make a difference. Small changes, real savings.
The Best Extracurricular Activities to Get Into College:
Clubs, sports, volunteering, internships…so many options, so which ones really help you get into college? We’re breaking down the extracurriculars that stand out on applications, common mistakes students make, and how to turn your interests into a major advantage. Spoiler: it’s not about doing everything.
What's Trending:
From commuter chaos to bubble bath bliss, this episode has it all. We talk BART delays, get excited about Bruno Mars’ new single, album, and tour, and dive into the coolest surprises from CES in Vegas, including a new LEGO. Plus, would you try the world’s first Smart Vodka? And yes, we’re fully leaning into National Bubble Bath Day energy.
Second Date Update:
Dinner in Palo Alto, zero awkward silences, and no dating app horror stories—what could go wrong? Trevor called us after his date with Mallory saying the vibe was calm, mature, and surprisingly effortless. They talked work stress, favorite podcasts, and laughed about modern dating feeling like a full-time job. He left thinking it was a solid first date… but was it spark-worthy or just comfortable? Let’s talk.
DM Dilemma's:
When a woman DM’d Marcus about her husband dropping the ball on her birthday, it opened up a bigger conversation. From mismatched expectations to feeling unseen in a marriage, we talk about why birthdays hit differently, how partners miss the mark, and what actually makes someone feel celebrated.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Lifestyle Tweaks to Keep Your Mind Sharp as You Age:
From your plate to your playlist to your people, small lifestyle choices can help protect your brain as you age. We’re diving into easy, everyday tweaks like learning something new, exercising, eating more color, and staying socially connected all things that support long-term mental sharpness.
Things Your Partner Didn't Tell You Until After Marriage:
They say honesty is the best policy… but apparently after the wedding. In this episode, we’re spilling the things our partners conveniently forgot to mention until after we got married. From harmless quirks to full-on “wait, WHAT?” moments, we’re sharing our own stories and laughing through the surprises that come with saying “I do.”
What's Trending:
Comedy on BART? Tech overload in Vegas? Taylor Swift influencing wine choices? Yep, we cover all of it. In this episode, we dive into the SF Sketchfest Comedy Train, the latest from CES, Chick-fil-A’s 80th birthday celebration, sports talk, and why National Tempura Day might be the best holiday yet.
Second Date Update:
Kyle didn’t expect much from a casual dinner, but he walked away feeling hopeful. Renee was funny, thoughtful, and refreshingly grounded, and their conversation went deeper than most first dates. So when the follow-up never came, Kyle reached out to us for answers.
Ways to Fight Rising Grocery Prices:
Grocery prices keep climbing, but your bill doesn’t have to. In this episode, we break down smart, realistic ways to fight rising grocery costs—from simple shopping habits to easy swaps that actually make a difference. Small changes, real savings.
Good News:
She thought it was trash…it turned out to be a blessing. In this episode, we share the story of flight attendant Brittney Bluitt and the unexpected act of kindness that reminded her, and millions online, that generosity still exists especially when it’s needed most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Marcus and Taylor play a game of Would You Rather for New YearsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Popular Things That Won’t Age Well, According To Reddit:
Remember when people smoked everywhere and kids rode in cars without seatbelts? Yeah… trends don’t always age well. Today we’re diving into a Reddit list calling out what’s popular right now that future generations might side-eye hard. From smart tech in everything and touchscreens in cars to influencer culture and social media itself, we break down the most talked-about answers—and decide which ones we actually agree with.
The Types Of Self-Care That Can Actually Improve Your Life:
Forget candles and face masks, this is self-care that actually works. We’re breaking down the unglamorous but powerful habits that make life easier: setting boundaries, protecting your sleep, getting out of your own head, and handling the life-admin tasks you keep avoiding. It’s not sexy, but it’ll change everything.
What's Trending:
Music fans, this one’s for you. From whispers of a new Olivia Rodrigo album and fresh Bruno Mars music to “Golden” smashing chart records and Taylor Swift setting yet another milestone with “Fate of Ophelia,” we cover all the big headlines. And because no episode is complete without snacks and random holidays, we’re also talking Krispy Kreme’s new winter donuts and National Bean Day.
Second Date Update:
David thought he and Claire had real chemistry — ramen, cocktails, laughs about their dogs, and solo travel tips. He called her amazing, smart, funny… a total catch. Then she ghosted. We dig into what went wrong.
Lifestyle Tweaks to Keep Your Mind Sharp as You Age:
From your plate to your playlist to your people, small lifestyle choices can help protect your brain as you age. We’re diving into easy, everyday tweaks like learning something new, exercising, eating more color, and staying socially connected all things that support long-term mental sharpness.
Good News:
A heartbreaking discovery leads to a beautiful ending. We’re talking about the rescue of a one-year-old terrier mix found inside a self-compacting trash can and the police officer who not only saved the puppy’s life, but later returned to adopt him and give him a forever home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holiday Break Recap:
We went into holiday break with big plans… and absolutely none of them happened. In this episode, we unpack our time off: bed rotting like pros, surviving embarrassing airport moments, and reacting to some truly bad Christmas gifts.
Easy Hacks To Get Your Sleep Back On Track After The Holidays:
Holiday sleep schedule? Gone. We’re talking easy hacks to reset your sleep after late nights, festive chaos, and too many hours on the couch…without unrealistic resolutions or overnight changes.
What's Trending:
From North Bay flooding and the latest weather updates to sports headlines, we’re covering what you need to know. Plus, Jelly Roll’s transformation, how movie theaters are celebrating National Popcorn Day, and why National Whipped Cream Day deserves some attention.
Second Date Update:
Ben swore this one was a lock for a second date. After bonding over bad first dates, favorite SF bars, and a surprisingly passionate argument about ranch dressing on pizza, Carly disappeared. Ben calls us to figure out where things went sideways—and if the signs were there all along.
Popular Things That Won’t Age Well, According To Reddit:
A Reddit post asked, “What’s popular right now that won’t age well?” and the internet did not hold back. We break down the most talked-about answers, from filters to touchscreens everywhere and overconsumption.
Good News:
What started as a routine photography hike near the Golden Gate Bridge turned into an unforgettable act of kindness. Bay Area photographer Stu Berman found a lost wallet—and through a series of unexpected connections that stretched all the way to Vietnam, managed to return it to its owner. It’s a powerful reminder of how small moments can create big ripple effects.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What NOT to Bring to a Holiday Party:
Holiday parties are stressful enough so don’t make it worse with your contribution. We’re running through the biggest party faux pas, what never goes over well, and what you should bring instead. If you’ve ever second-guessed your dish on the way over, this episode is for you.
DM Dilemma's:
Are Christmas bonuses guaranteed or just a nice surprise? After a listener DM’d us, we unpack what’s normal, what’s not, and how to navigate it if you’re left empty-handed.
What's Trending:
From weather check-ins to pop culture wins, we’ve got you covered. Taylor Swift breaks another record, Ed Sheeran shows off his gym era, Taco Bell resurrects the Quesarito, plus the latest in sports.
Second Date Update:
Mark called about Elise saying she’s classy, funny, and full of laughs. They bonded over favorite movies, swapped quotes, and even dreamed about escaping the work grind with a weekend getaway. Sparks were definitely flying so why did she ghost?
Nearly Half Of U.S. Workers Are Already Checked Out For The Year:
Still going to work but not really working? Same. We talk about the survey that says December 15 was the last productive day of the year, why so many employees are in “holidaze” mode, and whether easing up at work is actually understandable.
Good News:
A mom’s unexpected ability to breastfeed turned into thousands of feeds for premature babies. We discuss Lauren Hildebrant’s story, the role of milk banks like WakeMed, and how simple the donation process can be for parents who want to help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Worst Gift You've Received:
We all have that gift. The one you still think about years later. In this episode, we’re swapping stories about the worst gifts we’ve received and how they made us feel, why they still haunt us, and what they taught us about gift-giving etiquette (or the lack of it).
New Word Unlocked: Hangxiety
Ever wake up after a fun night out feeling anxious for no reason? Taylor introduces Marcus to the concept of hangxiety, and we dive into our personal experiences, what triggers it, how it shows up, and how we deal with it when it hits. A candid conversation about anxiety, alcohol, and learning to be kinder to ourselves.
What's Trending:
From SF blackout drama to BART closures, we’ve got the scoop on city chaos. Plus, Taylor Swift updates, Lola Young hitting pause on touring, sports highlights, and the Powerball getting bigger and bigger. Tune in for a mix of news, pop culture, and a little bit of everything.
What NOT to Bring to a Holiday Party:
Holiday parties are stressful enough so don’t make it worse with your contribution. We’re running through the biggest party faux pas, what never goes over well, and what you should bring instead. If you’ve ever second-guessed your dish on the way over, this episode is for you.
Second Date Update:
Nico met Jessica for sushi and says the spark was undeniable. They bonded over 80’s music, joked about pineapple on pizza, and shared a few sweet moments. Everything felt right — until she suddenly stopped responding. What really happened after that perfect date?
Good News:
A group of friends turned an ordinary lunch into an unforgettable holiday moment by leaving nearly $5,000 in tips for workers at a local restaurant. We talk about the story behind the surprise, the reactions from the staff, and why this kind of generosity hits especially hard during the holidays.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Types of Mom's You See at Every Holiday Event:
School holiday events are basically a social experiment. This episode, we’re talking about the different types of moms you see at every Christmas concert, class party, and festive school gathering. From the mom who is thriving in full holiday gear to the mom running on no sleep, no coffee, and pure survival mode, we share the characters you’ll instantly recognize and probably identify with.
Most Unhinged Family Member at Christmas:
Every family has that person and Christmas just brings it out. This episode, we’re talking about the most unhinged family member at the holiday table. From chaotic comments to questionable behavior, we share our own real-life examples and invite you to nominate yours. If you’ve ever survived Christmas dinner and needed a drink afterward, this one’s for you.
What's Trending:
We’re covering a little bit of everything today…starting with the Santa Cruz teacher who broke the internet and somehow caught Khloé Kardashian’s attention. Then it’s all about holiday candy nostalgia as Nerds brings back Christmas Frosty gummies for National Hard Candy Day. We’ll tell you what’s going on around SF tonight, including Union Square’s Winter Walk and the Fort Mason Night Market (Taylor will be there), and wrap things up with sports.
Second Date Update:
Andrew thought he’d just had one of those rare, refreshing dates. Sofia was smart, intentional, and genuinely interested in his life. They talked family, food, and future plans and it felt like two adults seeing if their lives could actually align. He left dinner hopeful. Maybe even a little excited. Then reality set in.
Khloe Kardashian Has Entered the Chat:
A Santa Cruz teacher goes viral, Khloé Kardashian jumps into the comments, and suddenly everyone’s invested. We unpack how Jacob Myers’ relatable teacher content turned into a Kardashian-adjacent moment, why fans started playing matchmaker, and whether the whole thing feels heartfelt or performative. Marcus is skeptical, Taylor’s just thinks he's hot, and we debate what viral fame really means, especially in education.
Good News:
After an SUV crashed through the front of a Redwood City Ace Hardware and started a fire, a 16-year-old employee stepped up in a huge way. This episode highlights his quick thinking, the intense moments inside the store, and how everyone made it out safely before flames spread. A scary situation with a powerful reminder of how fast actions can make all the difference.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
TSA’s Guide To Which Holiday Gifts Won’t Make It Through Security:
If you’ve ever had to unwrap a present at the TSA checkpoint, this one’s for you. We’re talking about TSA’s holiday travel tips, including why gift bags beat wrapping paper, which electronics need extra screening, and why eggnog and snow globes might not make the cut. Save yourself the hassle and travel smarter this season.
Most Unhinged Family Member at Christmas:
Every family has that person and Christmas just brings it out. This episode, we’re talking about the most unhinged family member at the holiday table. From chaotic comments to questionable behavior, we share our own real-life examples and invite you to nominate yours. If you’ve ever survived Christmas dinner and needed a drink afterward, this one’s for you.
What's Trending:
This episode is your quick-hit guide to what’s happening right now: the Oscars moving to YouTube TV, a Friday night Fort Mason Night Market, Home Alone with the SF Symphony, and a new holiday Ben & Jerry’s flavor. Plus, National Regifting Day, local sports, and a little holiday chaos sprinkled in.
Second Date Update:
Leo met Jasmine on Hinge and went for cocktails in Oakland. She was stylish, sharp, and had an edge he loved. They talked music, travel, and dating horror stories, and by the end of the night, Leo felt locked in. We break down the moment you realize a date might be more than just a date…or was it?
Types of Mom's You See at Every Holiday Event:
School holiday events are basically a social experiment. This episode, we’re talking about the different types of moms you see at every Christmas concert, class party, and festive school gathering. From the mom who is thriving in full holiday gear to the mom running on no sleep, no coffee, and pure survival mode, we share the characters you’ll instantly recognize and probably identify with.
Good News:
After an SUV crashed through the front of a Redwood City Ace Hardware and started a fire, a 16-year-old employee stepped up in a huge way. This episode highlights his quick thinking, the intense moments inside the store, and how everyone made it out safely before flames spread. A scary situation with a powerful reminder of how fast actions can make all the difference.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How The MERRY Rule Can Prevent Social Burnout During The Holidays:
Feeling booked, broke, and burnt out this holiday season? Same. This episode dives into the MERRY Rule, a five-step check-in designed to help you avoid festive burnout. From protecting your bank account and social battery to making space for rest and doing what you actually want to do, we unpack how Money, Energy, Return, Recovery, and You can guide better holiday decisions—without turning you into the Grinch.
Get These Work Things Done This Week to Unplug Over the Holidays:
Consider this your end-of-year work reset. We’re talking about what to get done now so future-you can enjoy the holidays guilt-free: closing out major projects, organizing your digital life, refreshing your resume, and celebrating everything you accomplished this year. Less chaos, more peace.
What's Trending:
From festive concerts to fanfiction becoming real life, this episode is all over the place—in the best way. We’re diving into iHeartRadio Jingle Ball happening tonight, the new Girl Scout cookie drop, Zootopia 2’s character Gary, and the bizarre rise in blue pit viper sales (yes, the very dangerous snake). Add in BART delays caused by a car crash and Olivia Rodrigo living out a One Direction fanfic moment, and you’ve got a classic chaotic catch-up.
Second Date Update:
Tyler met Brooke on Hinge and thought their dinner date in the city was magic. They shared great laughs, real spark, and genuine connection. But after a quick hug goodbye, she disappeared. What happened?
TSA’s Guide To Which Holiday Gifts Won’t Make It Through Security:
If you’ve ever had to unwrap a present at the TSA checkpoint, this one’s for you. We’re talking about TSA’s holiday travel tips, including why gift bags beat wrapping paper, which electronics need extra screening, and why eggnog and snow globes might not make the cut. Save yourself the hassle and travel smarter this season.
Good News:
From heartbreak to hope. We talk about Tangi, a dog abandoned in a taped-up box outside a Pennsylvania shelter, the compassion shown by shelter workers, and the moment her story turned into a happy ending with adoption.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DM Dilemma's:
You gave them a car. They keep asking for rides. Now what? We debate whether gifting something big automatically signs you up for more than you intended.
Getting Vulnerable:
It started with an unflattering photo of Marcus—and turned into a conversation about vulnerability. This episode is all about embracing imperfections, laughing at ourselves, and inviting listeners to join us by sharing their own unflattering photos. Bad angles welcome.
What's Trending:
The Powerball jackpot is out of control, Zootopia 2 is dominating the box office (again), and Oreo clearly woke up and chose chaos with eight new flavors. We’re also freaking out over Mariah Carey performing at the 2026 Olympics opening ceremony, celebrating National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day, and unfortunately explaining how Marcus got caught lacking in a photo we posted online. Some episodes just write themselves.
Second Date Update:
After a wine bar date in Palo Alto, Grant felt optimistic. Olivia was stylish, engaged, and genuinely curious about his life. The conversation flowed from travel to pets to stand-up comedy, and everything about the night felt solid. Grant assumed he’d see her again—until he didn’t.
How The MERRY Rule Can Prevent Social Burnout During The Holidays:
Feeling booked, broke, and burnt out this holiday season? Same. This episode dives into the MERRY Rule, a five-step check-in designed to help you avoid festive burnout. From protecting your bank account and social battery to making space for rest and doing what you actually want to do, we unpack how Money, Energy, Return, Recovery, and You can guide better holiday decisions—without turning you into the Grinch.
Good News:
A tiny home made a huge difference. In this episode, we talk about a Missouri-based program that helped a U.S. Navy veteran regain custody of his two-year-old daughter after years of recovery and instability. Once he received stable housing through a veteran-focused nonprofit, everything changed—from reunification with his daughter to building a new career and a supportive community. This is a story about second chances and the impact of safe, permanent housing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ways to be a Happier Person:
Want to be a happier human? Same. This week, we’re sharing the tiny shifts and daily habits that can actually make your life feel better. No toxic positivity, no unrealistic advice, just real talk about realistic ways to feel happier every day.
How Does Your Significant Other Show Love in Tiny Ways:
Love isn’t always flowers and grand speeches. Sometimes it’s refilling the Brita, grabbing your favorite snack, or letting you have the good pillow. We’re breaking down the tiny, everyday ways significant others show love.
What's Trending:
From Hollywood loss to headline-making generosity. We talk about the passing of Rob Reiner and his wife, Taylor Swift’s massive $197 million bonus gifts to her tour staff, and why National Cupcake Day deserves more respect than it gets. Plus, sports updates and a quick check-in on the weather, because it somehow always affects everything.
Second Date Update:
Vanessa called us after a coffee date in San Mateo with Logan—a guy she described as warm, grounded, and the kind of “real grown-up” energy she’s been looking for. They swapped book recs, bonded over bad bosses, and agreed breakfast burritos are basically morning royalty. So why did Mr. Mature suddenly vanish? We dig in.
DM Dilemma's:
You gave them a car. They keep asking for rides. Now what? We debate whether gifting something big automatically signs you up for more than you intended.
Good News:
We’re diving into a story that perfectly captures the power of STEAM education. A teacher designs a low-cost, custom prosthetic hand for his student, allowing him to grip objects using his own wrist movement—and plans to keep improving it as the student grows. It’s innovation rooted in empathy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Australia's Social Media Ban:
Australia’s government says it’s protecting young people. The kids say their freedom is being taken away. In this episode, we explore the new under-16 social media ban, what sparked it, how it works, and why teens are now protesting.
Romanticize Your Life This Winter With These Solo Dates:
Today, we explore how to make winter feel magical instead of lonely. From cozy at-home rituals to fun outings, we’re sharing the best solo date ideas to help you reconnect with yourself this season. Cook with winter ingredients, take a snowy walk, read in a café, try pottery, get a massage, or take yourself to the movies…there are so many ways to make this season softer and sweeter. It’s time to bring a little romance back to your everyday life.
What's Trending:
From a gas explosion in Hayward to BART’s ugly sweater contest, this week’s headlines are giving pure chaos. We’ve also got SantaCon incoming, a shiny new Supergirl trailer, a Hunger Games cast reunion, 7/11’s Japanese egg sandwich debut, Oreo’s first zero-sugar cookie, some jaw-dropping Star Wars memorabilia prices, and a gingerbread celebration. It’s a lot. Let’s get into it.
Second Date Update:
Trevor and Haley matched on Hinge and hit Happy Hour — and according to Trevor, sparks flew everywhere. He says she was stunning, sarcastic in the best way, and turned a convo about tax season into pure flirting. But while Trevor left thinking it was the best date he’s had in years… Haley walked away with a whole other take.
Ways to be a Happier Person:
Want to be a happier human? Same. This week, we’re sharing the tiny shifts and daily habits that can actually make your life feel better. No toxic positivity, no unrealistic advice, just real talk about realistic ways to feel happier every day.
Good News:
A routine surf session in Santa Cruz turned into a life-or-death moment for one teen and an unforgettable rescue. In this episode, we break down what happened on the water, how quick-thinking rescuers stepped in, and why this story has everyone talking. It’s a reminder of both the power of the ocean and the bravery of those who protect our coasts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Getting Lost on Muni:
If you’ve ever missed your stop, taken the wrong bus, or questioned every life choice while staring at a Muni map, this episode is for you. Marcus got spectacularly lost on Muni, and we’re unpacking every twist, turn, and accidental detour.
Girl Math:
Welcome to the world of Girl Math, where buying something on sale means you technically made money, and concert tickets purchased months ago are now “free.” We’re diving into the wild, hilarious logic behind Girl Math and exposing the ways we use it every single day.
What's Trending:
So much happened today…Billie Eilish is going full 3D, Taylor Swift refuses to leave the spotlight, and the Powerball is now at a billion (again). Target wants us sipping sugar cookie milk, Amazon says “tip your driver,” In-N-Out says goodbye to the #67, and we’re reminiscing over our favorite throwback hairstyles. Oh, and the Contra Costa teachers strike? Officially done. Let’s get into it.
Second Date Update:
Tony called us about Mariah after their pizza date in Oakland. He said she was next-level gorgeous, sharp, funny, and told this story about her grandmother making tamales that “made him see the whole future.” They bonded over concerts (both of them love live music) swapped favorite Bay Area hangouts, and even agreed that the only people still eating gas station nachos at midnight are heroes.
Australia's Social Media Ban:
Australia’s government says it’s protecting young people. The kids say their freedom is being taken away. In this episode, we explore the new under-16 social media ban, what sparked it, how it works, and why teens are now protesting.
Good News:
Quicksand is REAL, and a Utah hiker found out the hard way. Stuck for hours in 21-degree weather, buried up to his thighs, and rescued with ladders and traction boards — this story is wild. Today we talk about how it happened, what rescuers did, and why this wasn’t even the first quicksand rescue in the area.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The "Boomer Habits" Younger Gens Started Doing Because They Realized They're Genius:
Millennials and Gen Z might poke fun at “boomer habits,” but some of them are pure genius. From heated blankets to early dinners and comfy pants, we dive into the old-school habits the younger gens swear by.
How To Keep Your Spirits & Brain Bright This Holiday Season:
The holidays can be tough, so we’re sharing six brain-boosting tips from neurologist Dr. Joel Salinas to help you feel brighter—like picking up a new hobby, moving your body, and staying connected in whatever way you can.
What's Trending:
We cover everything from K-pop Demon Hunters accolades to a Waymo birth, Gaga concert drama, property tax deadlines, National Lager Day, and the latest Powerball excitement. It’s a little news, a little weird, and a lot to talk about.
Second Date Update:
Shawn met Isabelle on Match and took her to a Thai place in Berkeley for date number one. He says she was cute, grounded, and had that contagious, full-body kind of laugh. They bonded over their dogs, favorite cooking shows, and horror-story dates from their past. Shawn thinks he crushed it… and now he wants to know what happened to her.
Wardrobe Drama:
Things got interesting fast when Marcus walked in wearing a shirt Taylor’s ex practically lived in. Cue the debate: should Taylor buy Marcus a new shirt?
Good News:
We break down the story behind the “29-year-old grad behind the landline phone.” Stanford grad Catherine Goetze is reviving retro tech with Bluetooth landline-style phones that help people unplug. Gen Z and Gen Alpha are buying them up—and thousands of units later, the analog comeback is real.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What You Learned About Your Significant Other When They Moved In:
Today we’re diving into the real relationship test: moving in together. We asked listeners what they learned about their significant other once they shared a home—everything from adorable habits to “how have you lived like this?” moments. Get ready for confessions, surprises, and a whole lot of “same.”
Dilemma's From the DM's:
A listener is stuck in a messy situation with his ex and needs some clarity. We dive in and help him figure out his options.
What's Trending:
We discuss the latest developments in the Teachers Strike, Taylor Swift’s upcoming late-night appearance, National Pastry Day celebrations across the country, and Starbucks bringing back the fan-favorite Bear Cup.
Second Date Update:
Kyle thought his Hayes Valley date with Natalie was a total win—great banter, travel chaos stories, dive-bar love, and matching “chaos goblin” siblings. But the next day? Nothing. Ghosted.
How To Keep Your Spirits & Brain Bright This Holiday Season:
The holidays can be tough, so we’re sharing six brain-boosting tips from neurologist Dr. Joel Salinas to help you feel brighter—like picking up a new hobby, moving your body, and staying connected in whatever way you can.
Good News:
At 13, Avery Fisher turned pandemic boredom into a Guinness World Record—performing the most magic tricks underwater in three minutes! We dive into her journey from solo fifth-grader to scuba-certified youth ambassador, raising awareness for ocean conservation along the way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Australia Social Media Ban:
A global first: Australia is banning kids under 16 from having any social media accounts, forcing Meta to remove young users by the hundreds of thousands. We break down what the ban means and why it’s happening.
Go to Finishing Move When Someone Wrongs You on the Road:
Today we’re sharing our favorite harmless “finishing moves” when someone wrongs us on the road. Think small-scale pettiness, big emotional payoff.
What's Trending:
Earthquake chatter, strike updates, a nod to National Crossword Puzzle Day, and a community toy drive with Wu Yee…we’ve got your Bay Area roundup right here.
Second Date Update:
A great dinner at OJ’s, easy banter, shared sibling drama, and a weirdly specific whistling struggle—Nate thought his date with Sienna had all the signs of a perfect match. But then? Radio silence. We dig into what might’ve happened.
Sports Mom Dilemma:
Today we hear from a sports mom who’s drowning in schedules, gear, and back-to-back games. We talk through her challenges and share tips, tricks, and sanity-saving strategies for any parent trying to keep up.
Dilemma's From the DM's:
A listener is stuck in a messy situation with his ex and needs some clarity. We dive in and help him figure out his options.
Good News:
A transformational $50 million gift from MacKenzie Scott is making headlines at CSU East Bay. We unpack what the donation means, how it will support the university’s future, and the story behind this record-breaking moment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Go to Finishing Move When Someone Wrongs You on the Road:
Today we’re sharing our favorite harmless “finishing moves” when someone wrongs us on the road. Think small-scale pettiness, big emotional payoff.
Sports Mom Dilemma:
Today we hear from a sports mom who’s drowning in schedules, gear, and back-to-back games. We talk through her challenges and share tips, tricks, and sanity-saving strategies for any parent trying to keep up.
What's Trending:
Today we’re covering it all: the East Bay teachers on strike, the fluffiest Furry Friday yet, and when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are actually headed for a wedding. And if you’re planning to catch the FIFA World Cup, we’ve got the inside scoop on the best watch parties around.
Second Date Update:
Their connection started on one of “the apps,” though Connor can’t even remember which one anymore. What he does remember is Valerie, gorgeous, quick-witted, and steady in a way that pulled him in. They talked food, terrible twenties roommates, and their mutual love for true crime. Everything flowed and then… silence. Connor wants answers.
Australia Social Media Ban:
A global first: Australia is banning kids under 16 from having any social media accounts, forcing Meta to remove young users by the hundreds of thousands. We break down what the ban means and why it’s happening.
Good News:
When Liberty, Missouri was buried in snow, one man stepped up. We dive into the story of Phillip Grace, the stranger who cleared driveways for families in need — and gave one woman in a wheelchair hope she’d make it to her medical appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sports Mom Dilemma:
Today we hear from a sports mom who’s drowning in schedules, gear, and back-to-back games. We talk through her challenges and share tips, tricks, and sanity-saving strategies for any parent trying to keep up.
Go to Finishing Move When Someone Wrongs You on the Road:
Today we’re sharing our favorite harmless “finishing moves” when someone wrongs us on the road. Think small-scale pettiness, big emotional payoff.
What's Trending:
Today’s episode has range: obsolete iPhones, the passing of Claude the albino alligator, Frosty Snow Fest details, and a well-deserved shoutout to San Francisco Bay Coffee. Oh and a little Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce relationship check-in. Obviously.
Second Date Update:
Riley wants answers. He met Jenna online, finally took things offline for a Berkeley coffee date, and loved her vibe: funny, thoughtful, and apparently a walking library of book recs. They talked art, jobs, sandwiches… everything but why she vanished afterward. Let’s find out.
White Girl Wasted Trash Panda:
We’re covering the wild story of a raccoon who crashed through a ceiling, went on a liquor rampage, and ended up drunk and asleep in a store bathroom. Don’t worry—after a nap and no injuries, the masked bandit was safely released.
Good News:
We’re covering the story of Ms. Madison Swift, a first-grade teacher who began choking during class. Her students jumped into action, working as a team to save her life. She says they “100 percent” saved her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Onion Gift Giving Method:
Gift-giving season is here, and we’re taking a page from etiquette guru Elaine Swann with her Onion Gift-Giving Method. Join us as we walk through the layers of this thoughtful technique and share ideas for making every gift feel meaningful. If you’re looking for stress-free holiday gifting or just want to step up your present game, this episode’s for you.
The Going Rate For Kids’ Allowance Today:
Is allowance worth the hype? Parents say yes and kids are making bank. We’re talking going rates, paydays and why some parents skip allowance altogether.
What's Trending:
This episode is packed: your weather rundown, a community toy drive you’ll want to hear about, the latest sports highlights, and festive fun with Frosty Snow Fest coming to Daly City. We also take a moment to honor Claude, the beloved albino alligator who recently passed.
Second Date Update:
Trevor called in to tell us about his first date with Melissa, who he met online and immediately impressed by loving beer, nachos, and Pixar debates. They hit a San Jose brewery, swapped favorite road-trip stories, and Melissa even got Trevor to admit he still sleeps with a fan on full blast. Effortlessly funny energy, great chemistry, and some very solid first-date vibes, so why did she ghost?
Sports Mom Dilemma:
Today we hear from a sports mom who’s drowning in schedules, gear, and back-to-back games. We talk through her challenges and share tips, tricks, and sanity-saving strategies for any parent trying to keep up.
Good News:
We’re talking about Pile of Puppies which is the Portland nonprofit that brings litters of puppies to kids battling chronic or terminal illnesses. We share the heartwarming story behind it, how it started, and the joy these puppy visits bring to families who need it most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tips How to Win Your Partners Family Over This Holiday Season:
Nervous about meeting your partner’s family? We’re talking easy ways to look confident, listen better, match their vibe, and avoid trying too hard, all while staying true to yourself.
Life Lessons People Wish They Learned Much Sooner:
We’re talking life lessons we should’ve learned way earlier: stop waiting on people, everyone’s improvising, and no one’s thinking about you as much as you think. We break them down, share our takes, and maybe save you a few years of stress.
What's Trending:
In today’s episode, we laugh about this week's dad joke, talk about Giving Tuesday, and unpack Amazon’s new “Amazon Now” delivery service that’s basically teleportation. We also get into the new fines for showing up at the airport without a Real ID, celebrate National Mutt Day, and run through the latest in sports.
Second Date Update:
Jamie and Eli met on Grindr, grabbed tacos and margaritas in Oakland, and immediately clicked. Between the musical theater banter and shared Coco tears, Jamie found Eli sweet, funny, and disarmingly honest. Now Jamie wants to know: was the connection as mutual as it felt?
The Onion Gift Giving Method:
Gift-giving season is here, and we’re taking a page from etiquette guru Elaine Swann with her Onion Gift-Giving Method. Join us as we walk through the layers of this thoughtful technique and share ideas for making every gift feel meaningful. If you’re looking for stress-free holiday gifting or just want to step up your present game, this episode’s for you.
Good News:
After shots rang out at Valley Fair Mall, crowds fled into the streets. But one family across the way, The Garcias, opened their home to terrified strangers, offering comfort in the chaos. Today, we’re sharing their story of instinct, bravery, and community as police announce an arrest in the shooting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to Answer the Impossible Interview Question…:
We’re tackling the “impossible” interview question everyone hates: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Let’s talk common mistakes, what hiring managers actually want to hear, and how to answer it like a pro.
What Was Your Favorite Road Trip of All Time?:
Grab your snacks and aux cord because we’re breaking down our favorite road trips ever. The good, the wild, the messy, and everything in between.
What's Trending:
We’re back from Thanksgiving break and diving into everything happening this week: local lane closures, Zootopia 2 hype, Charlie Puth taking on the National Anthem, and of course… National Pie Day.
Second Date Update:
David thought he and Claire had real chemistry — ramen, cocktails, laughs about their dogs, and solo travel tips. He called her amazing, smart, funny… a total catch. Then she ghosted. We dig into what went wrong.
Tips How to Win Your Partners Family Over This Holiday Season:
Nervous about meeting your partner’s family? We’re talking easy ways to look confident, listen better, match their vibe, and avoid trying too hard — all while staying true to yourself.
Good News:
This week we highlight a Texas teen who started a candle-making business to help erase her middle school’s lunch debt. From dessert-themed candles to providing free meals for students in need, it’s a powerful example of youth entrepreneurship and community impact.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Crappy Roommate Stories:
Bad roommates… we’ve all had at least one. In this episode, we unpack the most unbelievable roommate stories out there and tell a few of our personal favorites. Warning: you may experience secondhand rage (and laughter).
Polite Thanksgiving Habits That are Actually Considered Rude:
We’re breaking down the so-called “polite” Thanksgiving habits that are actually… kinda rude. From bringing your own Tupperware to offering unwanted kitchen advice, we’re talking holiday etiquette, what hosts really think, and how to avoid being that guest.
What's Trending:
Your Friday rundown: BART closures, street closures, Oreo’s Thanksgiving cookies, and all the sports highlights you need before the weekend hits.
Second Date Update:
Text chemistry doesn’t always translate to real life… except when it does. Jenna shares her date with Chris, the “cool artist” who matched her wit in person. Sushi, design talk, reality TV confessions, and corgi photos made for a first date full of real intimacy.
How to Answer the Impossible Interview Question…:
We’re tackling the “impossible” interview question everyone hates: “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Let’s talk common mistakes, what hiring managers actually want to hear, and how to answer it like a pro.
Good News:
A mom in Rancho Cordova became an unexpected hero after rescuing a man from a burning home and slowing the flames with a garden hose. We’re breaking down the story, the quick thinking, and the power of everyday bravery.
We Have Patrick Warburton in the Studio:
Marcus sits down with Patrick Warburton to talk about his iconic voice, his most famous roles, the characters he loved playing the most, and life as a dad. A fun, laid-back conversation with one of Hollywood’s most recognizable voices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Things Your Parents Swore By That Turned Out to Not Be True:
Ever wondered if everything your parents told you was true? From “don’t drive with the dome light on” to “wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming,” we’re diving into the myths, old wives’ tales, and advice that might have been a little… off. Join us as we separate fact from fiction, laugh at the lessons we learned, and maybe discover which parental warnings were totally unnecessary.
Crappy Roommate Stories:
Bad roommates… we’ve all had at least one. In this episode, we unpack the most unbelievable roommate stories out there and tell a few of our personal favorites. Warning: you may experience secondhand rage (and laughter).
What's Trending:
Today we’re covering the essentials: holiday weather, snack collabs we didn’t know we needed (looking at you, Goldfish x Pokémon), National Kids Day, and the sports stories everyone’s talking about. Tune in for a mix of news, laughs, and a little nostalgia.
Second Date Update:
Jared met Cassie online and went for drinks at a rooftop bar. They swapped travel stories and cracked up over cringey dating profiles. The vibe was fun enough that they stayed for dessert. Jared left thinking date number two was a sure thing. Then… silence. Now he’s wondering what happened.
Good News: Jerry Rice just wiped out over $667K in student lunch debt, helping kids in more than 100 schools nationwide. He and his wife say it’s “a victory bigger than any trophy,” and Bay Area entrepreneurs are now matching donations. Rice is also teaming up with Steve Young to support food banks during the holiday season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Marcus had a chance to hang out with Actor/Comedian/Voiceover Icon Patrick Warburton. You know him from such well-known roles as Puddy on Seinfeld, and the voice of Buzz Lightyear, Joe from Family Guy, and The Tick (among many others). We discussed his character “Mayor Windancer” in the new movie Zootopia 2 (out in theaters 11/26) and how much fun he had in that role (He calls him an absolutely preposterous “gaffoon.”). We also talked about what his favorite role has been, what it’s like to transition from the screen to the VO booth, to the (stand-up comedy) stage. Plus how his family keeps him in shape, in check, and whether or not they care if he’s famous. Such a fun hang!
Catch him in Zootopia 2: In theaters November 26th!
Revenge Quitting A Job:
Ever thought about walking out of your job without notice? You’re not alone. We’re diving into the trend of “revenge quitting,” why nearly half of U.S. workers have done it, and the crazy reasons behind it, from toxic workplaces to poor management. Plus, we’re sharing our own stories and experiences with quitting (or almost quitting) in style.
Things Your Parents Swore By That Turned Out to Not Be True:
Ever wondered if everything your parents told you was true? From “don’t drive with the dome light on” to “wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming,” we’re diving into the myths, old wives’ tales, and advice that might have been a little… off. Join us as we separate fact from fiction, laugh at the lessons we learned, and maybe discover which parental warnings were totally unnecessary.
What's Trending:
Today we’re covering it all from weather updates, what Marcus brought in for lunch, the newly announced Dictionary Word of the Year, and a celebratory shoutout to National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day. It’s random, it’s fun, and we’re sharing our own takes along the way.
Second Date Update:
Nico’s date with Vanessa started off sweet: Italian food in Burlingame, beach talk, and a cute saucy moment he handled with care. But just as quickly as it started, she ghosted. We uncover the story behind the no-show.
3 Things You Can Do To Avoid Holiday Drama:
We’re breaking down three expert-backed ways to dodge holiday drama: setting boundaries, taking a walk, and avoiding the over-indulging trap. Plus, we share our own stories of what actually works (and what definitely doesn’t).
Good News:
Disney is helping L.A. rebuild after the wildfires—from restoring a destroyed park to supporting holiday events and toy drives. We dive into the story and what it means for Altadena.
Awkward Run-ins with Your Ex:
Running into an ex is never smooth… especially when it happens in public. Marcus and Taylor swap awkward ex-run-in stories and relive the hilarious moment they unexpectedly bumped into one of Taylor’s exes over the weekend.
Things Your Parents Swore By That Turned Out to Not Be True:
Ever wondered if everything your parents told you was true? From “don’t drive with the dome light on” to “wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming,” we’re diving into the myths, old wives’ tales, and advice that might have been a little… off. Join us as we separate fact from fiction, laugh at the lessons we learned, and maybe discover which parental warnings were totally unnecessary.
What's Trending:
From sunny skies to stormy vibes, we’re talking weather updates, geeking out over the new Moana movie trailer, and celebrating National Princess Day, all in one episode. Join us for laughs, fun takes, and a little royal magic!
Second Date Update:
What happens when your dream date suddenly ghosts? Bryce says he and “Carissa” connected over comedy, late-night eats, and one hilarious fork-drop moment. But when we get Clarissa on the phone, she reveals the date was over before appetizers. And yes, it starts with her name.
Revenge Quitting A Job:
Ever thought about walking out of your job without notice? You’re not alone. We’re diving into the trend of “revenge quitting,” why nearly half of U.S. workers have done it, and the crazy reasons behind it, from toxic workplaces to poor management. Plus, we’re sharing our own stories and experiences with quitting (or almost quitting) in style.
Good News:
Imagine being pinned under a flipped ATV in a pond and then being saved by three local boys and a neighbor’s quick thinking. We dive into this real-life miracle and swap stories of everyday heroes we’ve encountered.
Gen Z Calls Out Tone-Deaf Comments Older People Keep Making:
In this episode, we’re talking about the most cringe comments young people hear from older generations. From outdated advice to wild assumptions, these moments will have you laughing, cringing, and nodding along.
Thanksgiving Kitchen Disasters:
Thanksgiving is all fun and games… until something catches fire. Marcus and Taylor swap their best kitchen disaster stories and play hilarious listener talkbacks about holiday meals gone wrong.
What's Trending:
From Broadway magic hitting the big screen to buzzer-beaters and beautiful hikes—Marcus and Taylor cover the Wicked movie release, the latest in sports, and why National Hiking Day deserves more love.
Second Date Update:
Tapas, sangria, and a spoon swap—what could go wrong? Trent thought he nailed his date with Kayla, but after their Walnut Creek night out, she vanished faster than a reality show rose ceremony. Let’s unpack this one.
Awkward Run-ins with Your Ex:
Running into an ex is never smooth… especially when it happens in public. Marcus and Taylor swap awkward ex-run-in stories and relive the hilarious moment they unexpectedly bumped into one of Taylor’s exes over the weekend.
Good News:
This week, we’re talking about the “Kindest Kids in America.” Twenty incredible elementary schoolers were honored at the U.S. Capitol on World Kindness Day for the compassion they’ve shown in their communities. We dig into how this national initiative—started by a Utah school counselor—uses kindness to combat bullying, plus the inspiring stories behind these young heroes.
Pet Peeves:
Got a weird pet peeve? You’re not alone. This episode, we’re exposing the oddly specific things that drive people up the wall.
How Far Will Parents Go for Their Kid’s Sports Dream?
From early morning practices to big league dreams, many parents believe their child is the next sports superstar—68% say their kid is above average, and 1 in 6 think they’ll go pro. We’ll break down how youth sports are starting to feel more like the big leagues, with parents investing time, money, and hope into their young athletes.
What's Trending:
Strap in! We’re talking about the weird weather, giving some love to Furry Friday, diving into the world of sports, and honoring the greatest day of the year: National Pickle Day.
Second Date Update:
Lucas and Erin met online, hit a Redwood City pub for dinner, laughed, swapped TV favorites, and split a dessert. He thought sparks were flying — until she ghosted. We track down Erin to figure out why.
Gen Z Calls Out Tone-Deaf Comments Older People Keep Making:
In this episode, we’re talking about the most cringe comments young people hear from older generations. From outdated advice to wild assumptions, these moments will have you laughing, cringing, and nodding along.
Good News:
The Saturday before Thanksgiving isn’t just for grocery runs—it’s a chance to give back. We’re diving into Safeway’s “Nourishing Neighbors” campaign and how volunteers help raise over 250,000 meals for families in Alameda County. Your holiday spirit could help change lives.
How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome?
How long is too long? Marcus and Taylor share personal tales of guests who overstayed their welcome.
The Wild Side of the Turkey Hotline:
Over 10,000 calls on Thanksgiving alone—and 40 years of turkey wisdom. We explore Butterball’s Turkey Talk-Line, the hotline that’s saved home cooks from holiday chaos.
What is Your Favorite Scent?
Marcus and Taylor dive into their favorite scents, plus a few unexpectedly weird ones they can’t help but love.
What's Trending:
We’re talking the unexpected Hello Kitty x Kikkoman collab, a look at this week’s weather, the latest in sports, and what’s happening with SNAP benefits and the looming government shutdown.
Second Date Update:
A cozy night in downtown Campbell: drinks, tacos, and a dog in a sweater. Eli thought he and Marissa had something real—shared laughs, shared snacks, and shared love for dogs and Trader Joe’s. But a few days later, she disappeared without a word. What went wrong?
Pet Peeves:
Got a weird pet peeve? You’re not alone. This episode, we’re exposing the oddly specific things that drive people up the wall.
Good News:
Bob Ross fans, listen up! Thirty of his iconic paintings are hitting the auction block to support small and rural public TV stations facing funding cuts. It’s art for a cause—keeping the shows he loved alive.
What is Your Favorite Scent?
Marcus and Taylor dive into their favorite scents, plus a few unexpectedly weird ones they can’t help but love.
Drivers Most Likely To Break The Law At These Specific Times Of Day:
Turns out there are two specific times of day when drivers are most likely to ignore the law—and you’ve probably been on the road during both. We break down the study, the stats, and our own driving confessions.
What's Trending:
SNAP benefits, happy hour, and sports: we’re covering everything from serious to silly in one episode. Grab a drink and tune in.
Second Date Update:
Italian dinner? Check. Hike talk? Check. Mutual dislike for chatty movie-goers? Check. Everything seemed perfect for Adam and Brittany… until she ghosted him. Time to figure out what went wrong.
The Wild Side of the Turkey Hotline:
Over 10,000 calls on Thanksgiving alone—and 40 years of turkey wisdom. We explore Butterball’s Turkey Talk-Line, the hotline that’s saved home cooks from holiday chaos.
Good News:
A Colorado family is bringing Thanksgiving to truckers on the road. With homemade turkey dinners and handwritten cards, they aim to serve hundreds of drivers who keep our shelves stocked while away from home.
How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome?
How long is too long? Marcus and Taylor share personal tales of guests who overstayed their welcome.
Awkward Phases:
Growing up means trying on all kinds of identities—and doing some spectacularly weird things along the way. From odd outfits to imaginary powers, we’re revisiting the cringe (and hilarious) childhood phases we’ll never forget.
What's Trending:
From stormy skies to bedtime-themed lodgings, we’re exploring the weird and wonderful this week. Marcus also reveals the origin of his beloved Christmas corgi decoration—and trust us, it's peak holiday energy. Tune in for all the feels and a few laughs.
Second Date Update:
They met at a mall for tacos — what could go wrong? Nate says the date was “over before it started,” but Emily might have a different take. No second date, but plenty to talk about.
What is Your Favorite Scent?
Marcus and Taylor dive into their favorite scents, plus a few unexpectedly weird ones they can’t help but love.
Good News:
An 8-year-old in Burlington turned a Little Free Library into a food pantry, and the neighborhood responded in a big way. Tune in for a feel-good story about kindness and community during tough times.
Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing?
This episode, Marcus and Taylor unpack the idea of whether having a boyfriend is “embarrassing,” and Taylor offers Marcus some insider insight into the modern dating world from a woman’s perspective.
Is it Too Early to Put Up the Christmas Decorations?
Marcus shares his plans for putting up Christmas decorations, and we debate whether it’s actually too early to start.
What's Trending:
This week, we break down the latest on the government shutdown, take a nostalgic trip with Sesame Street, decode the quirks of area codes, and catch up on the biggest sports headlines.
Second Date Update:
Lauren and Matt matched on Tinder and hit it off over burgers and bad dating stories. She thought it was the start of something real — he thought it was... a lot. What went wrong? We unpack their first (and only) date.
How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome?
How long is too long? Marcus and Taylor share personal tales of guests who overstayed their welcome.
What is Your Favorite Scent?
Marcus and Taylor dive into their favorite scents, plus a few unexpectedly weird ones they can’t help but love.
How Much Exercise it Takes to Burn Off Halloween Candy:
Struggling to resist the leftover Halloween candy? You’re not alone. The National Academy of Sports Medicine broke down how much exercise it takes to burn off popular treats—numbers that might make you think twice before dipping back into the candy bowl.
What's Trending:
On today’s episode, we’re talking standout eats from the SF Street Food Festival, our favorite finds at the SF Coffee Festival, and the latest stories shaking up the sports world.
Second Date Update:
Coffee by the beach, shared love for surfing and punk music, and laughs about big families in a town where everyone knows everyone… Eric calls in to tell us about Tara and get to the bottom of why she ghosted him.
Is Having a Boyfriend Embarrassing?
This episode, Marcus and Taylor unpack the idea of whether having a boyfriend is “embarrassing,” and Taylor offers Marcus some insider insight into the modern dating world from a woman’s perspective.
Good News:
San Jose’s own Chrizia Dela Rosa has been named a 2026 California Teacher of the Year—celebrated for her 14 years of inspiring students in the East Side Union High School District.
Show Start: Jillian shares her personal IVF and egg retrieval journey, offering insight, emotion, and hope along the way
Introducing our new show host: Jon Comouche! We’re giving him some advice—and maybe teasing him a little about how handsome he is.
What's Trending: From the dazzling super moon lighting up the sky to rumors about Ariana Grande’s secret project, we’re covering it all. Plus, the most popular baby names of 2025 are out, and we’re celebrating both National Nacho Day and National Men Make Dinner Day, so there’s plenty to talk (and eat) about!
Second Date Update: Cocktails, chemistry, and… ghosted? Evan shares his story of meeting Mariah and the date that didn’t go as planned.
How Much Exercise it Takes to Burn off Halloween Candy: We’re breaking down how long it really takes to burn off your favorite Halloween treats—from pushups for Snickers to jump rope for Reese’s. You might rethink that second Twix after hearing this one!
Good News: A 12-year-old junior lifeguard in Southern California didn’t hesitate when a boat capsized, helping save five people from the water. From flagging down a jet ski to giving first aid, his quick thinking proves why the junior lifeguard program is so important—and everyone is expected to be okay!
Have You Ever Gotten Out of a Ticket After Being Pulled Over?:
Producer Taylor tells Marcus how she dodged a ticket this morning, and Marcus might have a story to top it. You won’t want to miss this one!
Participate in the talk back!
Common Actions that Cause ER Visits: Doctors see it every day—avoidable accidents that didn’t have to happen. “Today” asked ER doctors which injuries they wish people would stop causing themselves. Here’s what they said* Not using ladders and step ladders properly * Riding E-bikes or E-scooters without a helmet * Petting unfamiliar animals * Yard work without gloves, helmets or goggles * Slicing onions and avocados with a knife * Overdoing it with supplements
What's Trending: We’re talking everything from the wild weather to Jelly Roll’s new “Veggie Roll” era, a questionable Kraft Mac & Cheese flavor, and of course—celebrating National Donut Day the only way we know how.
Second Date Update: Mark called about Elise saying she’s classy, funny, and full of laughs. They bonded over favorite movies, swapped quotes, and even dreamed about escaping the work grind with a weekend getaway. Sparks were definitely flying so why did she ghost?
Good News: A 16-year-old from Pacifica is spreading kindness one sandwich at a time. Every Saturday in November, Maddy Guzzetta makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to share with neighbors in need—and her simple act is inspiring the whole community.
How To Tell Your Wife She Has Too Much Botox: Should you say something or keep your mouth shut? Would your husband say something?
Talk Back: Marcus reads your talkbacks on "How to tell your wife she might have too much Botox". Some said their husbands should just show them the bill, others said it’s all about asking questions and being supportive and reminding them they’re loved no matter what!
Things We Are All Guilty of Not Throwing Away: It’s wild how much stuff we hang onto, especially the “free” things we swear will be useful someday. Truth is, most of them just collect dust. Here are 11 things you probably have stashed somewhere, waiting for their big moment that still hasn’t come.* Fast food napkins * Condiment packets * Hotel toiletries * Pre-packaged screws from furniture * Old chargers * Silica gel packets from packages * Plastic takeout utensils * Gift bags and tissue paper * Grocery store plastic bags * Cardboard boxes and bubble wrap * Twist ties
Talk Back: Listeners confessed they’re still hanging onto clothes that don’t fit “for when I finally get back to the gym” — and jars of random screws that clearly go to nothing. We all have that mystery hardware drawer we’re weirdly protective of.
What's Trending: It’s Election Day, so make sure you’ve cast your vote on Prop 50! We’re also celebrating National Candy Day with a poll on our Instagram; which candy stash are you going for first? And yes, we’ve got the Dad Joke of the Week to keep things sweet and silly.
Second Date Update: Nico met Jessica for sushi and says the spark was undeniable. They bonded over 80’s music, joked about pineapple on pizza, and shared a few sweet moments. Everything felt right, until she suddenly stopped responding. What really happened after that perfect date?
Have You Ever Gotten Out of a Ticket After Being Pulled Over?:
Producer Taylor tells Marcus how she dodged a ticket this morning, and Marcus might have a story to top it. You won’t want to miss this one! Participate in the talk back!
Good News: When her black wedding gown was stolen, San Antonio teacher Kathleen Sanchez feared the worst — until a stranger stepped in with a replacement in time for her Halloween wedding. She tells the story of generosity, gratitude, and celebrating with fiancé Andres Martinez.
How To Tell Your Wife She Has Too Much Botox: Should you say something or keep your mouth shut? Would your husband say something?
Talk Back: Marcus reads your talkbacks on "How to tell your wife she might have too much Botox". Some said their husbands should just show them the bill, others said it’s all about asking questions and being supportive and reminding them they’re loved no matter what!
Awkward Halloween Moment: Marcus and Taylor dive into all the details of their Halloween night — from the awkward encounters to the unexpected laughs. They swap funny stories, share behind-the-scenes moments, and relive the highlights (and lowlights) of the evening. It’s a mix of cringe, comedy, and classic post-Halloween chaos you won’t want to miss.
What's Trending: From Britney Spears deleting her Instagram…again, to the 49ers’ big win, Marcus covers all the hot topics heading into the weekend plus, a quick look at the forecast and a tasty nod to National Sandwich Day.
Second Date Update: Tyler met Brooke on Hinge and thought their dinner date in the city was magic. They shared great laughs, real spark, and genuine connection. But after a quick hug goodbye, she disappeared. What happened?
A Third of Gen Z Think Using Cash Is Cringe A new Harris Poll for Cash App found that nearly a third of Gen Z thinks using cash is straight-up cringe. It’s not just that they prefer digital payments — many say cash feels outdated altogether. The study surveyed over 2,000 U.S. adults to see how people really feel about carrying bills in 2025.
Good News: A mom in the U.K. helped her deaf daughter experience her first Halloween — with the help of some amazing neighbors who learned sign language just for her. Marcus' share this sweet story of community and compassion.
Happy Halloween!
Marriage proposals The Most Successful Marriage Proposals Happen at Home: What were the other somewhat successful places?* Outdoors (18.4%)
* Beach (12.4%)
* Restaurant (5.6%)
* Mountains (3.9%)
Talk Back: How were you proposed to? This week, Marcus asks the big question: how did you get proposed to? From a romantic birthday dinner at El Jardin in Santana Row to an Amazing Race-style proposal that deserves its own reality show, listeners share their epic engagement stories. Warning: you might catch proposal fever!
This Is The Advice Adults Over 30 Want Gen Z To Know Gen Z:* Learn how to cook * Nobody cares about you more than you do * If you wouldn't ask for advice from someone, don't take criticism from them either * Indulge in your hobbies * Take care of your teeth * Live offline * Take care of your body
Talk Back:* Fall forward, be fearless, put your whole heart into something * If you never try you have already failed
What's Trending:* What's your Halloween costume? * Daylight Savings * Billie Eilish accepting the Music Innovator Award and calling out the wealthy * Furry Friday: Marin Humane Society
Second Date Update: It started with a concert under the stars and ended with burritos and a hug that felt like something more. Jen says her night with Cody was effortless — fun, easy, and full of chemistry. But a few weeks later, he’s gone silent. What gives?
Ghost Stories: Taylor shares a real-life ghost story that still gives her chills and just in time for Halloween! Marcus tries to get to the bottom of what really happened… or was it something supernatural?
Good News: Bay Area restaurants are coming together to support families affected by the SNAP benefit suspension, offering free or discounted meals to help ensure no one goes hungry, starting November 1st.
SF:* The Rusty Ladle
* Al Pastor Papi
Oakland:* Monster Pho * Understory * Puerto Rican Street Cuisine
San Jose:* Toni and Alba's Pizza * Shrimp'n Ain't Easy(Food Truck)
Santa Clara:* Gamers Heaven
Concord/Antioch:* OG Tacos
Last Minute Costume Idea's* Ghost * Cat * Zombie
October 30th, 2025
The Most Successful Marriage Proposals Happen at Home: What were the other somewhat successful places?
1. Outdoors (18.4%)
2. Beach (12.4%)
3. Restaurant (5.6%)
4. Mountains (3.9%)
Talk Back: How were you proposed to?
This week, Marcus asks the big question: how did you get proposed to? From a romantic birthday dinner at El Jardin in Santana Row to an Amazing Race-style proposal that deserves its own reality show, listeners share their epic engagement stories. Warning: you might catch proposal fever!
Irrational Fears: Producer Taylor and Marcus are diving into their biggest Halloween-season fears! From Taylor’s fear of the dark to Marcus’s rodent phobia, they’re baring it all (and probably regretting it). Listeners chime in with their own creepy confessions, from crocodiles to alligators and everything in between. What are you afraid of?
Second Date Update: Felix called his date with Dana “a rom-com come to life.” Sushi in Japantown, playful banter, karaoke till closing — pure magic. So why did she disappear?
What's Trending: Bay Area restaurants are coming together to support families affected by the SNAP benefit suspension, offering free or discounted meals to help ensure no one goes hungry, starting November 1st.
SF:
* The Rusty Ladle
* Al Pastor Papi
Oakland:
* Monster Pho
* Understory
* Puerto Rican Street Cuisine
San Jose:
* Toni and Alba's Pizza
* Shrimp'n Ain't Easy(Food Truck)
Santa Clara:
* Gamers Heaven
Concord/Antioch:
* OG Tacos
TikTok Trends: Marcus and Taylor are diving into the wild world of TikTok trends — from the 50 Jump challenge to the Whitney Houston trend that they actually joined in on! Yep, you can catch their moves (and maybe a little embarrassment) on the Star101.fm Instagram and TikTok!
Grandma Hobbies to Try This Winter:1. Crocheting 2. Completing a coloring book 3. Knitting 4. Puzzling 5. Baking 6. Scrapbooking 7. Playing a board game 8. Jewelry making 9. Needlepointing 10. Embroidering
Most Americans Spend a Third of Their Paycheck within 12 hours: Feel like your paycheck is gone as soon as you get it? Researchers find that’s pretty much true for a lot of us. According to new research, the average American spends more than a third of their paycheck within the first 12 hours of receiving it.
What's Trending: Bay Area restaurants are coming together to support families affected by the SNAP benefit suspension, offering free or discounted meals to help ensure no one goes hungry, starting November 1st.
San Francisco:* The Rusty Ladle
* Al Pastor Papi
Oakland:* Monster Pho * Understory * Puerto Rican Street Cuisine
San Jose:* Toni and Alba's Pizza * Shrimp'n Ain't Easy(Food Truck)
Santa Clara:* Gamers Heaven
Concord/Antioch:* OG Tacos
Second Date Update: Josh thought his tapas date with Tamara was a hit—great food, flirty banter, and zero awkward silences. They agreed: team books, not screens. He left confident. She left… and never texted back
The Most Successful Marriage Proposals Happen at Home: What were the other somewhat successful places?1. Outdoors (18.4%) 2. Beach (12.4%) 3. Restaurant (5.6%) 4. Mountains (3.9%)
Good News: Meet Poppy, 10, from Holborough Lakes. Diagnosed with dyslexia, she calls it her ‘superpower’—and with an IQ of 136, she just joined Mensa! Poppy hopes her story will show that thinking differently is a gift, not a limitation.
Most Popular Slang
Are you constantly confused by what young people are saying? The slang used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha is influenced by social media and Internet subculture and it changes all the time, A new study reveals the most popular slang today.
“6-7” - With more than 141-thousand Google searches, it’s number one, but it has no literal meaning. The “brain rot” humor was popularized by a Skrilla song* and “6-7” is often paired with exaggerated hand gestures.
* “Bop” - It means someone who has a lot of romantic partners, as in someone who “bops around from person to person.”
* “Mogging” - It means outdoing someone by being more attractive or successful.
* “Looksmaxxing” - Similar to “mogging,” it refers to things people do to enhance their physical appearance, including everything from skincare to plastic surgery.
* “Huzz” - Another term for an attractive girl or someone you want to impress.
* “Chopped” - It’s kind of the opposite of “huzz,” meaning something ugly, undesirable or unattractive.
* “Big back” - This refers to someone who’s physically large or eats a lot of food.
* “Glazing” - It means heaping excessive and/or insincere praise on someone.
* “Zesty” - Someone who’s lively, exciting or energetic.
Update On Marcus' Car
Marcus' car was found six blocks from where it was stolen. Nothing was missing. Nothing was messed up. It's like these thieves realized there are cameras everywhere two seconds after they stole it. Btw, if the police do recover your stolen car you have twenty minutes to pick it up or it is going to impound. However, they will not charge you for the first two days it is there. He's lucky, my friend Kim's car was stolen and the thieves peed in it.
Taylor Swift
Love the new album, but we couldn't help noticing the racier lyrics and themes. My husband teased me saying she is not a little girl anymore. However, I am just not used to Tay Tay dropping F-bombs. D-bombs and talking about Travis Kelce's Redwood tree. Again, love the album but would like to hear from parents. How do you feel about the grown-up lyrics?
Second Date Update
Ethan said he met Lacey online and they hit up a local brewery. They sampled flights, shared a giant pretzel, and even talked about taking a hike together soon. He thought it was an easy setup for a second date. She ghosted, and he wanted to know why.
Marcus' Car Got Stolen
First and foremost, this is not a reflection of the Bay Area. Marcus drives a Chevy Bolt. He was outside one of his tequila shops in Bernal Heights. His car was gone in three minutes. Obviously, this was professionals. Not necessarily for Marcus, but for his electric car. He called everyone he knows in law enforcement and is currently driving a loaner. We are hoping police find it...unless it is trashed, then we want a new one.
I Don't Want To Stay At My Parents
Brenna in Burlingame DM'd us with this question:
Now that I’m working in another state, my parents are always on me to visit more. I love doing that, but it’s become a problem because I insist on staying in a hotel. Nothing against my parents, but they’ve got a small one-bedroom place, and I don’t want to sleep on the couch… and I refuse to sleep in their bed while they sleep on the floor. I can’t seem to get my mom from getting upset and taking this as a personal slight. Tips? Thanksgiving and Christmas are coming, and I don’t need the drama.
(Talkbacks, please)
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Corey watched this movie over the weekend. She fell in love with the song, 'Golden,' which made her want to see it. Then Bad Bunny did a great sketch on SNL which was hilarious. Now, Marcus feels left out. Is there a current phenomenon that you are totally behind on and do you have FOMO or couldn't care less. Now, I must find the perfect cosplay for Halloween. #Huntr/xForever
Second Date Update
Rachel called us about Mateo. They connected on Bumble and grabbed drinks in Berkeley. Rachel said they talked about work, music, and even shared nachos. She said she thought he was charming. But Mateo ghosted.
The New Cutesy Term Is "Productivity Theater."
With remote work, a confusing economy, and the rise of productivity-tracking software, this age-old practice has taken on a new level of complexity. As tech has enabled employers to track work down to the level of a mouse click, employees have responded by prioritizing visible work over important tasks or even deploying their own tech to fool the system. It’s a zero-sum game that nobody wins. Here’s why productivity theater is growing and what to do about it.
Youngins' Let Us Know When We Are Old
* Sorry to break it to you, but you’re officially “old” when you hit 49, according to a new survey of children.
* As if that’s not bad enough, 20% of the youngsters think people stop having fun at age 30.
* The kids think the worst parts about getting old are the aches and pains (56%), wrinkles (52%) and grey hair (49%).⠀
A Listener Asks For Help Because Someone Is Stealing Her Lunch At Work
Carla in San Jose writes: I’ve been noticing that the meals I bring from home keep disappearing from the office fridge. I spend hours cooking big batches of food so I can pack healthy lunches for the week, and more than once, my labeled container has just vanished. I’m pretty sure I know who’s doing it, but I don’t want to stir up office drama or make things weird with our small team. Still, this is happening over and over, and I’m sick of it. Do I confront the person directly, leave a note, or bring it up with my boss?
Second Date Update
Mark said he met Vanessa online and their coffee date felt relaxed and easy. They sipped lattes, talked about work, and even walked the pier. He thought it was the start of something. She ghosted, and he wanted to know why.
How Americans Really Feel About Their Neighbors
* A new survey reveals that having good neighbors is so important to some homebuyers, 19% would pay $10-thousand or more above the price of a comparable home to avoid having bad neighbors.
* According to the research, 82% of Americans say having good neighbors is just as important as price or location when buying a home.
* Respondents say a good neighbor is someone they can trust (65%), someone who’s quiet (51%), who maintains their home and yard (47%), and keeps to themself (42%).
Just watch 'Fear Thy Neighbor' on the ID Network. You will never talk to a neighbor again. Draw the blinds and hit the floor.
Bay Area Parents Are Paying $30k For Pro Baby Naming Help
* Some desperate parents are shelling out tens of thousands of dollars on a “professional baby namer” to help them decide what to call their little bundle of joy. Taylor A. Humphrey, who calls herself a “name nerd,” has turned her obsession for baby names into a booming enterprise, with moms and dad paying as much as $30-thousand for her services. But they can get an email with some personalized name recommendations, including each one’s meaning, popularity history and “vibes” for the bargain price of $200.⠀
Just tell your kid you used ChatGPT to pick a name.
Corey Was In Her Feelings
Breast Cancer Awareness Month hits home for me. I lost my mother to breast cancer when she was only 57. It breaks my heart she never met my husband. But I have to believe she had a hand in getting us together. We are not doing our annual fundraiser because of unforeseen circumstances, and I can't help but feel like a failure. I am not drinking due to a very attractive fatty liver. I wanted to do a little self-comforting. I found my solution. My sister actually said she did this when she stopped drinking. I brough two bags of Halloween candy home and it was the best afternoon ever.
Second Date Update
Todd is on to figure out what went wrong with Alexis, a girl he met on Hinge and went out twice with. Technically, this is a third date update. He tells us the dates were fun. Both times, she was down to go back to his place which is always a good sign. Why isn’t she answering his calls or texts now?
No Shoes At Work Is The New Trend
A trend of workers going barefoot in the office has spread across Silicon Valley startups, sparking a debate as to whether shoeless workplaces could drive creativity or create conflict. Cursor, an AI coding company valued at nearly $10billion, as one of several firms adopting shoeless policies. Some commenters saw it as aspirational, one calling it a “bucket list” workplace. Others mocked the idea with sneezing emojis or worried about hygiene. We put up a poll, I clocked the "barf" emoji.
Cozy Cardio Trend Imagine swapping sweaty gym vibes for fuzzy socks, candles, and your favorite show while strolling on a walking pad — that’s cozy cardio, the revived TikTok-born fitness trend that blends light exercise with maximum comfort.Here’s how to get started: Gather cozy basics like candles, soft lighting, and a favorite beverage Choose a simple cardio option: stationary bike, treadmill, or elliptical
Set the mood with a movie, TV show, book, or music you enjoy Go at your own pace at a time of day that feels right
Corey's Neck Update
I've been dealing with crazy pain since I tripped over my German Shepherd's dog hammock. It was dark and the hammock was put together with metal bars. My neck landed on the metal bar. I have been seeing a chiropractor, but the pain just got worse and worse. I had an MRI and it showed stenosis, However, that wasn't the culprit. The nerves were already somewhat arthritic, but the fall exacerbated the situation and my nerves are in the seventh circle of hell. This is where "ablation" comes in. It's basically burning the nerve endings...which could keep pain at bay for up to 16 months. They do grow back but that is better than all of the pain killers I am taking. Thank god I am not pregnant; I'm keeping Tylenol in business. #autism
Second Date Update
Alex said he met Marissa online and their rooftop dinner felt magical. He booked a table with a view, ordered a bottle of champagne, and said their conversation flowed all night. He figured they were lining up a second date for sure. She ghosted, and he wanted to know why.
Corey Is A Tool
Corey gets her Botox from a fabulous plastic surgeon who reached out to the show. Dr. Ortlip listens every day. Corey and her husband started going to him after meeting him. He's a great guy. Corey called yesterday and the gal on the phone was saying he doesn't do Friday afternoons for Botox. Corey can't do mornings and Friday is a day that her husband can do. Corey did the unthinkable and said: 'This is Corey from Star.' She only did it hoping if Dr. Ortlip knew it was her, he would squeeze them in. The woman on the phone replied, "I know who you are." Corey was mortified, so embarrassed. She got the appointment, though. Please share your d-bag moment on the talkback.
Over A Third Of Americans Use PTO To Sleep, Not Travel
New research from Amerisleep uncovers that some Americans are so sleep- deprived, they’re using paid time off at work just to rest. But they’re not actually taking vacations to refresh, according to the survey of 12-hundred adults, 37% have used PTO days in the past year just to catch up on sleep.
* Nearly half (47%) would be willing to pay extra for a sleep retreat and 38% are interested in a vacation designed to improve sleep.
Best Way To Get Over A Breakup
1. Feel your feelings
2. Don’t seek closure
3. Block your ex
4. Refuse to stalk your ex’s social media
5. Make a list of things that went wrong
6. Move things around – literally rearrange your house/apartment
7. Get off the couch and do things
8. Spend time with loved ones
9. Plan something fun
10. Tip-toe back into dating
11. Get some help
Second Date Update
Leah is trying to figure out why she’s being ghosted by Alex, a guy she met on Bumble. She really liked Alex and has been waiting for him to reach out but he still hasn’t. She says she texted him to thank him for the date, but his reply was really short and when she texted him again, he didn’t answer. What happened?
Things We Love About Fall
1. Switching to your cozy wardrobe
2. Snuggling under a blanket after a long day
3. Crunchy leaves underfoot
4. The sound of rain while you're inside
5. Closing the curtains early and settling in for the night
6. The golden hour light hitting the trees
7. Drinking hot chocolate with whipped cream
8. Going for a walk that ends at a cafe
9. Lighting seasonal candles
10. Getting into bed early “just because it’s dark”
The Common '90s Behaviors That Seem Inappropriate Today
* "Showing up at someone's house unannounced. As a kid, I would just knock on my friend's door and ask them to come play — no warning. If someone showed up at my door unannounced now, I would take it as a sign of deep disrespect, because why would you not call first? I could be busy."
* "I started babysitting other people's kids at age 10. All babies through toddlers. No one thought anything of it. I couldn't imagine hiring a 10-year-old to babysit my baby and toddler while I went out to dinner and a movie. Seems wild."
* "If we were just getting a couple of things from a store, my mom would send me in by myself or let me stay in the car alone. I was 8 or 9 when she first let me. An 8-year-old shopping by themselves would raise a lot of suspicion nowadays."
* "How about when shows cranked out 20+ episode-long seasons every 6 months, rather than 8–10 episodes every 2–3 years?"
* "Toilet papering your friend's house was a typical tween slumber party. Now, it's a felony."
* "Getting a ride from someone who knew your parents, but you didn't know the person."
* "Speed-dial and status assigned by which button your name was on. It was such a massive convenience to be able to just hit one button and call someone."
Unintentional Insults
Over the weekend, someone complimented my hair color. I mentioned I was transitioning from red to blonde. She immediately responded, "You don't have the skin tone for blonde." Hmmm, well, I have been blonde before and I am not really worried what she thinks. This happened to Marcus. He has cerebral palsy. His grandmother once said, "You've done quite well, despite your affliction." What was your unintentional insult moment?
Second Date Update
Carter says his beach picnic with Jenna in San Gregorio (south of Half Moon Bay) is romantic and effortless. He packs a blanket, fresh sandwiches, and a bottle of rosé. They walk the sand at sunset, and he swears it feels like something real. She ghosts, and he wants to know why.
Purchases That Made You Feel Like An Adult
1. A couch you didn’t assemble yourself
2. A mattress and bedding that actually lets you recover
3. Cookware that helps you cook a real meal
4. Travel you paid for upfront (and didn’t cram into a long weekend)
5. Outsourced help for one recurring chore you despise
6. Health moves you used to postpone like therapy, dental work, and preventative care
7. A table you can host around and the ritual that goes with it
Corey Was So Distraught About Something She Lost
A necklace Jeff gave her for Mother's Day fell apart on her. It had a heart charm and the names of their three dogs, one they just helped over the Rainbow Bridge. She found two charms, but two were missing. She thought she would never see them again, until she felt something weird in her bra. BOTH charms were in there. She was so happy. Have you ever stored or found something odd in your treasure chest?
Corey Chickened Out At The Mall
She was so excited to stumble on a food court circa 1989. It was busy, there was so much to choose from. She really wanted to try the Mongolian BBQ or the Japanese Build Your Own Bowl...but she was intimidated. Everyone knew what to get. How to make their sauce, what meat paired best with what veggies....she was overwhelmed and got a very plain salad. Have you ever succumbed to insecurity at a food court or somewhere else harmless?
Second Date Update
Cody is calling to see if he can get in touch with Whitney, a girl he met on Hinge and went on one date with. He thought she was hot and fun. He felt like there was chemistry just through their message. He asked her out for drinks and it was a blast. She was everything she appeared when they met in person. They had such a good time and he was pleasantly surprised when she invited him back to her place afterwards. All good stuff. So why the heck is she ghosting?
Healthy Eating Mistakes You Could Be Making
Even if you know what you should be eating, putting that knowledge into action can feel like an Olympic sport. Many “mistakes” aren’t deal-breakers…Here are some common pitfalls that might be tripping you up.
Skipping those important nutrients: Protein and fiber are MVPs when it comes to staying energized and satisfied—think beans, eggs, whole grains, or veggies.
* You’re stuck in restriction mode: Instead of obsessing over what you can’t* eat, focus on creative swaps and additions that feel exciting.
* You’re planning for the short-term, not long-term.
* You’re all-or-nothing about food: Labeling foods as “good” or “bad” can backfire and leave you feeling guilty instead of motivated.
You’re ignoring frozen veggies.
* You’re eating like your younger self.
One Sentence That Changed Your Life
BuzzFeed asked readers to share the one sentence that had a life-changing effect and these are some of their real and relatable responses.
* "A coworker once told me, 'Nobody on their deathbed says, 'I wish I had worked more.'''
* "My parents used to ask me, 'Will this matter in ten years?' when I was upset. It was annoying at the time, but it always did put things into perspective."
* "In terms of relationships: 'Stop watering dead and fake plants.'"
* "My best boss said, 'I don’t care what you screw up; learn from it and don’t do it again.'"
* "My mom says, 'Don’t borrow trouble.' I love it so much. Worrying about what MIGHT happen gets us nowhere!"
* "The things that you’re not changing, you’re choosing."
Can you add one of your own on our talkback?
Jersey-Gate
Marcus finally got some clarity on the jersey he got to cheer on his daughter. Do you agree with his decision?
Second Date Update
Marco met Elise online and swears their date downtown is one of a kind. They have oysters with sparkling wine, martinis, a fantastic dinner, and long conversation. He thinks the intimacy is obvious and they’re destined for a second date. She ghosts, and he wants to know why.
A Third Of Americans Admit A Partner’s Messiness Makes Them Less Attractive
A new survey reveals that 61% say clutter has caused tension with their partner and 37% admit their partner’s messiness has made them feel less attracted to them. Some take clutter cleanup into their own hands, including 38% who have secretly purged their partner’s things, while 16% have been victims of these purges. Are you and your partner on the same page when it comes to cleanliness?
People Are Unethical When It Comes To AI
A new study is showing that some people had increasing dishonesty and lied to the chatbot when given the chance to reap a reward. The good news is that in one test 75-percent of people stayed ethical, but the other 25-percent had no problem lying or cheating… or making AI do it for them. Unfortunately, the more money or rewards that was involved the higher the number of subjects cheating with AI rose… at one point it hit 84-percent. We are all doomed. AI is going to realize they are smarter than us and we will all be enslaved by Skynet. My logic is undeniable.
Should Marcus Wear A Special Shirt To His Daughter's Game? (Follow-Up)
Marcus ordered a jersey that looks like his 11-year old daughter's volleyball jersey. It even has their last name on it. He is on the fence about whether to ask her permission to wear it to her next game or should he surprise her? Is it better to ask forgiveness than ask permission? We put it to the talkback and we discuss the responses.
Second Date Update
Sam calls us about Brianna. He says they met on Hinge. He took her to drinks a week or so later, and he had a lot of fun. He thought they were absolutely on the path to a second date because she invited him to come hang back at her place after. They didn’t hook-up, but he took it as a good sign that she was cool with having him in her space. He texted her the next day and she didn’t answer.
How To Shut Down Unsolicited Advice
A behavioral researcher and psychology expert recommends these simple, effective phrases to effectively shut down unsolicited advice.
* “Thanks for sharing. I’ll consider it.” - It’s polite and keeps the peace.
* “That’s a useful view. I prefer to handle it this way.” - You’re listening to their perspective, but protects how to deal with it.
* “I appreciate your input. I already have a plan for how I’ll move forward.” - This gives a clear message you’ve got things under control and reduces a repeat.
* “That means a lot. Right now I’d really value support more than solutions.” - This is helpful because it guides them toward what you actually need.
* “I hear you. If I need more guidance, I’ll reach out.” - It validates their effort, but sets a clear boundary and discourages them from giving more unsolicited advice.
Basically, STFU.
Jobs That Make The Worst Spouses
How about DJ's?
More than 2-thousand responses have come in so far on Reddit.
"Chefs, restaurant/bar manager/owners. They work every day, often 12–15 hours, every holiday and weekend. The term 'restaurant widow' is a real thing."
* "Surgeons. The personality type a surgeon is often a relentless and sociopathic person with a singular interest on one thing (being a good surgeon)."
* “Police officer: Very high rates of divorce, alcoholism and it can be a dangerous job.”
* "Lawyers. Often married to the job, whether it is for the money or a cause."
* "Flight attendants/Pilots. They work away from home for days or weeks, jetlag messes with the body, and they deal with unruly passengers with a smile. Also, cheating is through the roof."
* "Investment bankers often make terrible spouses. The job is incredibly demanding — long hours, high stress, and a spillover effect into everyday life."
* “Architects. High strung, type a, perfectionist, often narcissistic.”
* “Musicians, flakey, sht hours, always broke.”
Should Marcus Wear A Special Shirt To His Daughter's Game?
Marcus ordered a jersey that looks like his 11-year old daughter's volleyball jersey. It even has their last name on it. He is on the fence about whether to ask her permission to wear it to her next game or should he surprise her? Is it better to ask forgiveness than ask permission? We put it to the talkback.
Second Date Update
Dylan thought his rooftop wine bar date with Marissa was classy. He said they sipped, laughed, and leaned in close...he even thought they might kiss before saying goodnight. Dylan couldn’t believe she ghosted. He thought it was pretty unforgettable.
Something Crazy Happened Before Our Food Drive Appearance
Marcus takes me to the nicest places. Before our appearance at Sprouts, we checked out Dino's for lunch, then Marcus wanted to take us to a dive bar. We are decked in 49er gear and it is a Raider bar. The men were mostly hammered, but cool. It didn't get crazy until a wee drunk man started massaging every one at the bar, including yours truly. Let's just say Marcus put the hammer down and some other guys physically removed him after he touched an older female. Good times.
Frugal Tips People Swear By On Buzzfeed
* "Our prepaid cellphone plan saves us $100 a month from what we were paying."
* "Using the public library. Many now offer free streaming services, audiobooks, and ebooks."
* "Using actual dish towels instead of paper towels."
* "Shop from your pantry first, and sales flyers second. Plan the menu around what you have already and what's on sale rather than what you want to eat any given week."
* "Buying things second-hand from Facebook Marketplace."
* "Pay yourself first. This is the only way to ensure you will have money at retirement. Take money out of your check, or have your employer do this."
* "Ordering groceries online. I’m guilty of impulse buys, and simply ordering groceries for pickup saves me $20+ each time."
Party Evite "Maybe"
Marcus had a duel birthday party this past weekend and we are trying to decipher what is more frustrating: someone responds "yes," but doesn't show up. They reply "no," but show up. Or they click "maybe," and never give a definitive answer. We are thinking they just need to remove the "maybe" option.
Second Date Update
Damon said his dinner with Kendra was the best he’d had in months. They met on Hinge. He bragged that she was beautiful, funny, and didn’t seem fazed when he suggested dessert after. He thought that was a good sign. She wasn't in a hurry to leave. Damon told us he couldn’t wait to see her again.
Words That Irk You
Marcus was triggered the other day by a particular word. Which led us to discuss what words just get under our skin. Here are a few: Libation is the one that got Marcus. He hates it. We also included a couple of phrases. I hate "I'm just sayin'.'' Saying what? You haven't said anything. You have explained anything, you haven't defended anything...it
says nothing. We asked for talkbacks on words that get you. My last word was 'Marcus.
Phrases Your Co-Workers Say When They Are About To Quit
* “I’m really burnt out right now”
* “I’m not sure how much longer I can do this”
* “I need a break from this place”
* “I’ve been thinking about my future a lot lately”
* “I think I need a change of environment”
* “I’m starting to feel like my work isn’t valued”
* “I’ve been thinking about my work-life balance”
* “This place makes me frustrated”
* “I don’t feel challenged anymore”
* “I just don’t know if I see myself here long-term”
Why Girls Night Is Essential
* Girls’ nights out are almost always a good time, but according to a new survey, women say they’re not just fun, they’re necessary. 87% say they need it.
* Even though life is busy, women say they need one every 22 days to feel balanced, as it’s a chance to reconnect with their besties. For 88% of women, wine is the beverage of choice for girls’ night, and 85% report that they open a bottle within 16 minutes of the first guest arriving.⠀
Second Date Update
Brandon called about Tessa. They met on Hinge and did tacos in Oakland. He said she was stylish, witty, and they clicked immediately. He thought their banter felt like they’d known each other for years. Brandon told us the sparks were undeniable, so he was shocked when she disappeared afterward.
Things Smart People Have In Their Junk Drawer
Here are a few we agree with: tape measure, small sewing kit, tools, super glue, etc.
We want to know about the weird stuff in your drawer. Perhaps a phone case that doesn't fit any phone in the house?
Gen X is discussing which Gen Z beliefs they think are total nonsense. Here’s which beliefs they just don’t get.
* "Thinking that their boundaries are other people's responsibility. It's their responsibility to maintain their boundaries and mental health, not everyone else's."
* "That clout equals value. No! Validation is cheaper than ramen, and it doesn't feed your soul."
* "That dating apps want you to find someone."
* "That influencers live the lives they post."
* "That AI is making their writing better."
* "Believing tolerance is synonymous with unconditional acceptance."
* "Thinking that all struggle is bad."
What else do you think?
Corey's Health Update
She had a Zoom call with her hepatology doctor. She was great. They talked about the next steps in treating the high numbers with her cholesterol and triglycerides. Of course, she need to eat better and exercise more, but she also needs to cut out alcohol completely. The doc also wants to do a more thorough ultrasound to look for scar or fat on her liver. Yay🎉More to come.
Second Date Update
Elena called us about Victor. They matched on Hinge and went out for seafood in Mill Valley. Elena said they shared oysters, talked about work, discussed hobbies and what books they are reading. She thought it was easygoing and natural. She thought they bonded over mutual interests. But Victor never got back to her.
Single Dad Doesn't Like His Daughter's Outfits
On Reddit, Clayton writes: As a single father of a teenage daughter, I’m having an issue concerning her fashion choices. She’s taken to doing clothing exchanges with her friends, and it’s a problem for two reasons. First, the clothes I’ve bought for her weren’t exactly cheap, and I have an issue with them just being given away to friends who might now ever give them back. Second, her friends are far more “adventurous” with their wardrobes, and my daughter and have had serious blow outs over it not being appropriate for her show that much of her body off while out and about. I’m tired of fighting about it, and I know that I’m the dad, but I also fully realize that what she wears when she leaves the house could be way different when she goes to someone else’s house and changes. How do I deal with this?
Lose Weight While Sleeping
Going to bed early leads to less snacking - In one study, nighttime eaters consumed around 15% of their daily calories - an average of 690 calories.
* It helps balance hormones and supports circadian rhythm - not getting enough sleep causes the body to release more of the hunger hormone ghrelin.
* It supports healthy metabolism - If the body is up late trying to digest food when it should be resting, it leads to being tired the next day and then the body craves carbs.
* You’ll make healthier decisions the next day - Research* shows that sleep deprivation leads to consuming more calories the next day.
Half Of Gen Z Has Already Dipped Into Their Retirement
46% of Gen Zers have withdrawn funds from their retirement accounts. 42% of Gen Z withdrawals went to paying off debt. Gen Z workers were the most likely generation to raid their retirement accounts, but they weren’t the only generation that is doing so. About one in three workers across all generations said they plan to withdraw funds from their retirement accounts in the next year. Why? To cover emergencies or everyday expenses.
Second Date Update
Adrian was excited to talk about Brooke. They met through mutual friends (it was a small get-together) and agreed to meet up for Hawaiian food in San Carlos. They laughed all through dinner and just seemed to click. Adrian said the chemistry was undeniable, and he wanted to go all out to impress her. That’s why he surprised her with a helicopter ride afterward. In his mind, it was spontaneous, romantic, and unforgettable. He couldn’t believe she ghosted after such a magical night.
What Your Hugging Style Says About You
* Romantic partners hugged much longer than platonic friends, with lovebirds hugging for an average of 7.02-seconds, compared to 2.88-seconds for pals.
* Surprisingly, the way people positioned their feet, knees or hips didn’t seem to matter.
* But personality factors play a part in hugging tightness. People who show high neuroticism (those prone to anxiety and self-doubt) tended to leave more distance in a hug, while tighter hugs were given by conscientious types (who tend to be responsible and careful).
Should You Comment On Your Teen's Social Media?
Ron on Reddit writes: I thought I was being funny when I would (very) occasionally comment on my teenage son’s social media posts, but yesterday he came to me with a serious look on his face to tell me that I’m being “cringe” and begged me not to comment anymore. I’ve always seen myself as the fun and goofy dad, making puns, posting dad jokes, and yes, sometimes replying to his memes. I think his friends like me and they always laugh at my jokes, but now he says I’m ruining his image and embarrassing him in front of them. I feel like I can’t win; I’m either “absent” if I stay out of his life or “cringe” for trying to interact. Is this just teenage stuff or am I actually the problem?
Did Your Friend Squad Change After Someone Had A Baby?
Things change when you have a baby; not just for you, but for your girl squad, too! Women without kids are getting real about how their girl squad changed after their friends started having kids.
Second Date Update
Trevor called us about Alicia after they grabbed sushi in San Mateo. He said she was gorgeous, sharp, and they vibed right away over sake bombs. By the end of the night, Alicia even kissed him in the parking lot, and Trevor took that as proof things were headed somewhere. He told us he thought she was amazing and couldn’t understand why she ghosted.
The True Cost Of The American Dream
According to new research, the price of the American Dream is now more than $5-million.
* The study reveals that the price has skyrocketed $600-thousand from last year’s total of $4.4-million and it’s nearly 50% higher than it was just two years ago.
* Investopedia added in the estimated cost of healthcare over a lifetime - $414,208 - which wasn’t included in previous years. It combines everything from the cost of a wedding and college tuition for your kids.
The Top 10 Tried-and-True Ways to Boost Happiness
1. Keep your mind and body active
2. Be nice to others
3. Spend your money on loved ones
4. Check on your health status
5. Join a club
6. Engage in physical activity
7. Belong to a faith and practice it
8. Go out in nature
9. Build connections with colleagues outside of work
10. Give back and be generous
Ways to Declutter Without Procrastinating: With everything going on in our lives it’s tough to manage household clutter. Procrastination is the biggest stumbling block , but luckily expert therapist Meredith Beardmore is offering some advice on how to overcome the hurdles. There are three steps to focus on:
* Categorize! Make three piles: items that belong elsewhere, items for trash, and items you are not ready to decide about
* Remember Your “Why.” Keeping the reason why you are decluttering in the forefront of your mind
* Move On Without Regret. Don’t feel guilty about tossing something you spent money on
Second Date Update
Sofia called us about Leo. They matched on Hinge and met for cocktails in Walnut Creek. Sofia said the drinks were great, the conversation flowed, and Leo even walked her to her car. She thought he was into it. But he ghosted.
Rules Americans Ditch On Vacation
* Half (49%) of respondents intentionally avoid reading work emails when traveling and 59% skip normal to-dos, like working out and tidying up.
* Two-thirds say they eat out for every single meal and 23% have dessert with every meal on a trip.
* 54% admit they rarely stick to a budget on a getaway, and 48% confess to using credit cards more than usual.
* Nearly two-thirds (63%) believe that returning texts or calls is completely optional in non-emergency situations and 33% admit they ignore texts and emails altogether.
* A big part of the vacation mindset is saying “yes” more often, as 82% say traveling is a time to embrace the extras, from dessert to new adventures.
* “Treat yourself” is the top vacation motto for 41% who say it describes their approach to time off, while others relate to “Try everything once,” (18%) and “No alarms, no plans” (12%).
* Favorite parts of traveling include sleeping in (42%), forgetting what day of the week it is (36%) and wearing comfy clothes 24/7 (30%).
* And the best part? Nearly three-quarters (72%) say they don’t feel guilty at all about overindulging on vacation.
Gen Z Regrets
These are the trends that make the over 35 crowd yell “What are you guys thinking?!”
"Dubai chocolate. It is $$$, and maybe it's just me, but it does not look appealing to me at all."
* "Giant pants. People are wearing jeans that could fit a family of three in each leg hole...why? They also often wear them with a t-shirt that's two sizes too small. It's so goofy looking!"
* "In the past few years, I've noticed there is no shame anymore. It's 'cool' and 'funny' to make a fool of yourself for views. Stop pranking employees who are just trying to work, stop making a mess at Walmart to be funny, stop singing and dancing in public while filming yourself, etc. I refuse to watch any creator that pulls that sht."
* "Labubus. They're just Beanie Babies."
* "Mullets. Like, I get the irony standpoint, but no, they're genuinely fashionable and attractive right now, and that confounds the hell out of me."
These Sleep Hacks Sound A Bit Wild, But People Swear They Work
Redditors are here to help share their best sleep hacks. Some may sound weird, but they supposedly work!
* "Relax your toes, relax your ankles, follow all body parts...By the time you reach your forehead you’re asleep."
* "Reading something boring. The minute I start, I fall asleep. Also having a cold room."
* "World building! I like to just imagine the same fantasy world of my own every night. I go over every little detail until I fall asleep! It works wonders — you just keep making new rules or places!"
* "I listen to something boring! On Spotify, there is a podcast called ‘I Can't Sleep’. It's a guy who reads Wikipedia pages on various topics. His voice is quite relaxing and puts me out every time. 10/10 Highly recommend!"
* "I use a red color filter on my phone screen (if I do scroll before bed)."
* "Do a pose called legs up the wall. It's exactly how it sounds, but Google it if you're not familiar. Try 5-10 minutes. It'll reset your nervous system and help make ya sleepy."
* "Straw breathing works wonderfully for me. 10 breaths with a very slow exhale is good. Yoga nidra works as well."
* "I take a piece of paper and write the word sleep over and over, usually about a half page. If you wanna try it, just take your time, and if it turns into other writings, just let it flow...and hopefully it's calming to your mind."
Second Date Update
Rosa called us about Miguel. They matched on Hinge and went out for dinner in Walnut Creek. Rosa said they split calamari, ordered pasta, and lingered over dessert because the conversation was going so well. She thought Miguel was funny and attentive, and she couldn’t figure out why he ghosted.
People's Biggest Regrets
I can't believe I admitted what I admitted...but we pull the curtain all the way back. Here are some examples.
1. Caring too much about what people think
2. Not saving enough money earlier in life
3. Not exercising or taking care of their health better
4. Staying in a relationship too long
5. Not telling someone how they really felt
6. Missing out on travel opportunities
7. Spending too much on things they didn’t need
8. Trusting the wrong person
9. Letting friendships fade instead of fighting for them
10. Not pursuing a different career path
Things You Should Keep To Yourself
These are the eight thoughts that psychologists say are best kept to yourself.
1. “They/you gained weight..”
2. “My ex was way better at this than you”
3. “That baby isn’t cute at all”
4. “They probably can’t afford this place”
5. “Your parents drive me crazy”
6. “I make way more money than you”
7. “I don’t like your partner. You could do better.”
8. “You’ll never guess what I heard/what so and so told me…”
Uh, duh.
Second Date Update
Monica called us about Julian. They matched on Bumble and went to dinner in Burlingame. Monica said they ordered a bottle of wine, split an appetizer, and even lingered over dessert because the conversation was flowing so well. She thought he was engaged, asking about her job and her family, and she left the date thinking Julian was genuinely interested in seeing her again. But she never heard back.
The 7 "A's" of Super-Aging
These seven A’s are the key to making your golden years the best ones of your life:
1. Attitude - Having a positive outlook and a concrete vision of the future is essential.
2. Awareness - Staying aware can be tough in the 24/7 news cycle, but keeping up with the latest treatments, products and services that can help health challenges, and knowing which sources you can really trust.
3. Activity - Exercising the body and the mind is crucial .
4. Autonomy - Maintain your physical independence, like staying in your home and being in charge of your finances for as long as possible.
5. Accomplishment - Achievements don’t have to stop just because you’re getting older. Having goals and working to reach them is important at any age.
6. Attachment - Loneliness and social isolation negatively impact health and lifespan, so maintaining relationships and forming new ones is essential.
7. Avoidance - Knowing how to minimize risks from fraud, scams, and ageism in the marketplace is a skill superagers have perfected.⠀
Daydreaming Is Good For You
Sometimes your mind just wanders into a daydream state… let it. Daydreaming uses your best core memories and helps make space for new ones in the process, according to experts. They agree that at its best daydreaming is healthy for body and mind. Therapist Saba Lurie says there are two types of daydreaming:
* The productive kind that reduces stress, boosts creativity, and helps you problem solve
* Unproductive daydreaming builds stress and anxiety, and makes you think negatively because you’re focusing on past mistakes
Lurie suggests that you daydream to your heart's content but keep it positive.
Mistakes We Make At Warehouse Clubs
* Buying too many perishables: That massive bag of avocados or 10-pound tub of strawberries might seem like a great deal, but if you can’t eat them before they spoil, it’s money wasted.
* Assuming all your shopping should be done there: Warehouse clubs don’t always have the lowest price Price-comparison apps are your best friend here.
* Letting the giant carts trick you: Those carts are huge for a reason: they practically beg you to fill them.
* Getting lured by hot dogs and free samples: Sure, a $1.50 hot dog or a round of tasty samples feels like harmless fun. But once you’re inside, you’re more likely to justify other purchases you didn’t plan on making.
* Ignoring warehouse club apps: Each warehouse club has its own app, and they often feature exclusive discounts, flash sales, or hidden deals not advertised in-store.
* Skipping the gift card section: Clubs often sell discounted gift cards for restaurants, movies, or retailers. That’s basically free money if you’re going to spend it anyway. Snagging a $100 card for $80 is an effortless win.
* Forgetting about extra perks: Clubs often offer cheaper gas, prescription savings, insurance discounts, travel deals, and even theme park tickets.
* Not taking advantage of the return policy: Warehouse clubs have some of the most generous return policies around. Sometimes they even refund memberships if you’re unhappy.
Second Date Update
Monica called us about Julian. They matched on Bumble and went to dinner in Burlingame. Monica said they ordered a bottle of wine, split an appetizer, and even lingered over dessert because the conversation was flowing so well. She thought he was engaged, asking about her job and her family, and she left the date thinking Julian was genuinely interested in seeing her again. But she never heard back.
The Key To Confidence Is DIY
A new survey finds those who’ve finished DIY projects around the house say it boosts their confidence, happiness and satisfaction.
* For 86%, completing a home-related DIY task makes them feel accomplished and that feeling sticks around for six weeks afterward.
* Seeing a friend succeed with a tricky household job gives 63% of those polled the guts to give a harder project a try.
* But people know their limits and are afraid to take on intimidating DIY projects like installing flooring or carpeting (41%), caulking or sealing a tub (41%), repairing drywall (38%) or projects done by interior design pros (28%).That doesn’t stop the average person from hoping to finish three DIY projects by the end of the year, and an ambitious 20% hope to complete at least five.
Simple Skills That Make You Seem Much Smarter Than You Are
* A post on AskReddit asks, “What skill makes people instantly assume you’re way smarter than you actually are?”
* Thousands chimed in with the things that impress enough to make someone think you’re practically a genius, including “Learning a few words in a few different languages.”
* “Knowing keyboard shortcuts and basic computer tricks,” and “Grammar” also help make you seem brilliant.⠀
These Six Hobbies Will Make You Happier And Smarter
When you were growing up, you probably had some hobbies you loved to do. Now as an adult, likely working full-time, it may feel impossible to have a hobby. But let us tell you - it’s just as important now as an adult to have hobbies as it was when you were younger.
1. Painting or drawing
2. Learning to play an instrument
3. Gardening
4. Improv theater
5. Creative writing
6. Cooking
Second Date Update
Eric called us about Paloma. They met on Match. They both have and love dogs. They agreed to meet at a dog park in San Mateo. Eric said it was playful, fun, and Paloma’s dog seemed to love him. But after that, she ghosted.
The Dinkiest Saturday Of All Time
Jeff and I are DINKs, duel income no kids...and we proved it this weekend. We went to to the San Francisco Symphony to see and hear the marvel Studios Infinity Saga. It was 23 clips from Marvel movies with this amazing symphony playing along, It was so wonderful I cried. Then we strolled over to Morton's for martinis and steaks. #DinkLife
Things Your Party Guests Are Judging You On
* Relying on store-bought desserts
* Not communicating key details - Make sure guests feel prepared and comfortable.
* Waiting for guests to ask for refills - They may not want to “bother” the host, so they’ll wait with an empty wine or water glass, and that can be frustrating.
* Avoiding the topic of dietary restrictions - Ask your guests about dietary restrictions so your menu includes options everyone can enjoy.
* Overserving light bites - Appetizers should help tide guests over, but they’re not a replacement for the main course.
* Turning dinner into a cooking show - Don’t wait until your guests arrive to start cooking. Get as much done ahead of time .
* Requesting shoes off without offering alternatives - It’s fine to ask guests to take their shoes off, but don’t leave them barefoot, which can make them feel awkward. Follow Martha Stewart’s lead and have a basket of washable slippers or cozy socks .
* Forgetting the farewell - People don’t always know when it’s time to go, so you can announce a “last call” or try Martha’s method. To kick guests out, she explains, “I just say, ‘I’m going to bed, I’ll see you.’”
Are You Burnt Out Or Just Bored?
Burnout’s typically associated with feelings of overwhelmingness and exhaustion. Boredom is when you feel unfulfilled and restless.
1. You’re not tired, but you’re drained
2. You’re procrastinating more often
3. You’re daydreaming a lot
4. You’ve lost interest in socializing
5. Your productivity has plateaued
6. You feel like you’re just going through the motions
7. You find yourself repeatedly checking the clock
8. You feel restless and unsettled
9. You’re more interested in future plans than the present
10. You feel detached from your work
Second Date Update
Vanessa contacted us about Omar. They matched on Tinder and met for happy hour in Lafayette. Vanessa said they shared small plates, talked about music, and ended up staying longer than expected because the conversation was good. She told us Omar even walked her to her car and gave her a hug, so she thought a second date was basically guaranteed. But Omar never replied to her messages.
Binge Watching Shows Might Be Good For You
This sums me up. according to new research from the University of Georgia. It suggests there may be some mental health benefits to binge-watching shows and movies you love. The new study finds that watching episode after episode or having movie marathons or binge-reading books can make it harder for a story to get out of your head. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing. It makes us more likely to remember stories, keep engaging them through daydreams and fantasies, and helps us get a bigger picture of the story. Dr. Joshua Baldwin, lead study author and media psychology researcher, says binge-watching helps us build “mental worlds” where stories continue long after the credits roll, which can help us cope in stressful times.
Aging With Power
Dr. Vonda Wright is hoping to change that. The orthopedic surgeon and longevity specialist wants to level the playing field and bring women into the focus because men and women aren’t aging the same way. She wants women to “age with power” and encourages them to build strength and work on disease prevention during their early midlife years, from 35 to 45 years old, which she calls the “critical decade.” To do that, she recommends:
* Reframe dietary changes that support longevity - Instead of trying to lose weight, focus on maximizing lean muscle and minimizing body fat. The goal isn’t to be skinny, but to be lean. Eat one gram of protein per ideal pound a day to support the muscle you’re trying to build and cutting back on sugar, which leads to inflammation and can contribute to multiple diseases.
* When it comes to exercise, she uses the acronym “FACE” your future:
+ F for Flexibility - And joint range of motion. Yoga, pilates, tai chi, and dynamic stretching are great options.
+ A for Aerobic - Getting your heart rate up is good for the ticker, but Wright advises doing lower heart rate exercise, like walking, 80% of the time, and higher intensity workouts 20% of the time.
+ C for Carry a load - Strength and power are the goal, so lifting heavy is the way to go. That means fewer reps with heavier weights.
+ E is for Equilibrium - Being strong and flexible is important as you age, but so is balance so you don’t fall and break something. Wright warns that if you trip and end up with what’s known as a “fatal fall,” 50% of the time, it lands you in a nursing home.
Bad Money Habits To Break
Autopilot Expenses: Automatic renewals sound convenient, but they’re also a sneaky way to lose track of your money. That streaming service you haven’t watched in months? Still billing you.
* Using The Same Passwords: Reusing the same password across sites makes it way too easy for scammers to break in and wreak havoc on your finances. A password manager (and a little thing called multifactor authentication) can be your new best friend to keep your money safe.
* Paying Way Too Much Attention To Your Investments: Not only is it stressful, but it can also lead you to make impulsive, money-losing decisions like selling low when the market dips. A better approach is to zoom out, stay calm, and trust the long-term plan rather than panicking at short-term bumps.
* Not Looking At Your Investments Is Also Not Great: Markets change, and your mix of stocks and bonds can drift in ways that no longer match your comfort level with risk. A quarterly check-in (or using a financial adviser or app) can make sure your money is working in line with your goals without letting it simmer unattended for years.
* Chasing Credit Card Promotions: You might end up overspending just to hit the minimum requirement, or dinging your credit score with too many hard inquiries. Unless you’re a pro at managing multiple cards, chasing these deals can do more harm than good.
* Super Penny Pinching: If you’re skipping necessary home repairs or living off ramen just to see your savings account grow, you’re missing the point. A healthy money mindset means balancing saving with spending on things that truly matter to you.
Second Date Update
Carlos called us about Heather. They met on Hinge and grabbed dinner in Mountain View. Carlos thought it was fun. They had a lot in common. She had a great sense of humor. He can't stand boring. He swore Heather seemed like she was enjoying herself. But after that, she cut him off.
MRI Update
I finally got my results back yesterday. I haven't had my doc go over them yet. Since te medical jargon was too much for my peabrain, my husband suggested we put the diagnosis into GPT. Think swelling, arthritis, degeneration....basically, I'm "corpsifying" and the fall exacerbated it. I am hoping for a steroid shot and physical therapy.
The 3-3-3 Method
Tired of writing the same to-do list out every day? The “3-3-3 method” can help you stay organized, focused and productive, without feeling overwhelmed.
* The first three is for three hours of deep work on an important project. The method encourages users to kick start the day with three whole hours devoted to one big thing, whether that’s an assignment you need to finish for work, a project with a looming deadline or another essential task.
* After the three hours are up, take a much-needed break.
* Then you’ll be ready to tackle three time-sensitive tasks. These are things that you keep putting off. This is when you make the phone call, send the scary email or go to the meeting you’re dreading.
* And finally, it’s time for three routine tasks that you need to do to keep your life running smoothly. This is stuff you tend to put on the back burner, like grocery shopping, laundry, cleaning up around the house, or even making your to-do list for tomorrow.
We Second-Guess 41% Of Daily Decisions
* The average American second-guesses 41% of the decisions they make in a day, a new survey finds.
* But for some overthinkers, it’s even more often, as one in eight admit they contemplate almost all their choices.
* That can make grocery shopping overwhelming, as the average person spends four minutes deciding on each item they consider adding to their cart.
Second Date Update
Sean got in touch about Rachel. They met on Hinge and went to a late-night diner in Oakland. Sean said they clicked right away, were laughing over milkshakes and fries, and he left thinking the chemistry was strong. But Rachel ghosted him afterward, so he called us for help.
Do You Think A Four-Day Work Would Actually Work?
Seven in 10 workers feel they could be just as productive in a four-day work week, according to new research.
Things That Make Insomnia Worse
* Staying in bed longer - Experts advise a sleep routine of getting up at the same time every morning and only getting into bed when you’re truly tired.
* Cutting out screens completely - Lying in bed without something to focus on can lead to overthinking, which is terrible for sleep. That’s when having something to distract your thoughts can be helpful, but stick with something calm, like a nature documentary or soothing podcast.
* Swearing off caffeine forever - Caffeine blocks adenosine, which makes you sleepy, so if an afternoon cup of tea keeps you awake at night, skip it.
* Trying too hard to sleep “right” - Trackers, gadgets and products to enhance sleep make it easy to obsess over snoozing, but that can backfire and give you anxiety. Your body knows how to rest and micromanaging it can add pressure, instead of helping.
* Expecting consistency - Thanks to things like age, stress, hormones and even the weather, some nights sleep will be easier than others, and that’s normal. You won’t get a solid eight hours every night, so don’t expect it or beat yourself up if the popular advice isn’t helping you.⠀
House Noises You Shouldn't Ignore
* Rushing water noises - Do a quick check for pooling water in areas that are prone to leaking, like your sink or bathroom, and checking the water meter is also a good idea.
* Buzzing from lights - If you hear any sounds coming from your outlets or switches, call a licensed electrician.
* Whistling or hissing noises near gas-based appliances - This could be a “really serious indicator of a potential danger in your home that could lead to a house fire,”
* Dripping faucet sounds - It’s less of an immediate emergency, but it can cost you more the longer you ignore it.
* Gurgling toilets - If it gurgles after you flush, that would be indication that you either have a backup and the water can pass but it’s struggling.
Second Date Update
Amanda called us about Gabe. They matched on Bumble and met for coffee in Redwood City. Amanda said the conversation was fun, she was smiling the whole time, and she really thought there was chemistry. But Gabe never reached out again.
MRI Update
I went in for a neck MRI after I tripped over a dog bed in the dark. It has been a minute and I've been living on a steady diet of Advil and Tylenol. My chiropractor suggested the MRI. I haven't gotten my results yet, but as far as MRI's going, it wasn't terrible (the Xanax helped). But the staff was kind and they prepped my really well. I asked the technician if he thought MRI's would ever be silent. He said...."no." Bummer.
5 4 3 2 1 Method
Grocery shopping is much more stressful than it should be. But don’t worry – there’s a hack for that! If you’ve been on TikTok, you’ve probably seen that there’s the 5-4-3-2-1 method. It’s a grocery shopping hack that’ll cut your grocery shopping down - both time-wise and cost-wise. So, what is it? It’s the numbers for you to keep in mind when you go shopping. Your goal should be to buy five vegetables, four fruits, three proteins, two starches, and one item for fun. It takes the guesswork out of grocery shopping and will keep you from getting overwhelmed or overbuying.
Boat Cruise Recap
It was a blast and sadly, there is video of me doing the "Roger Rabbit."
Second Date Update
Samantha called us about Luis. They met on Tinder and agreed to hit a karaoke bar in San Mateo. Samantha said she thought the date went great — they were laughing, drinking, and she really believed Luis was into her. But after that night, she never heard from him again.
Live By The Ocean & You Will Live Longer
What scientists found and what they think might explain their findings:
* Coastal residents live about one year longer than the 79-year national average.
* Inland urban dwellers often die around age 78, slightly younger than average.
* Key benefits of coastal living include cleaner air, milder weather, less drought, fewer heatwaves, and more recreation opportunities.
* Higher incomes and better transportation access in coastal areas may also contribute to longer lifespans.
The Top 10 Occupations with the Highest Percentage of Workers Without A Bachelor’s Degree Earning Six Figures
1. Chief executives or legislators (63.3%)
2. Architectural and engineering managers (60.9%)
3. Software developers (56.5%)
4. Sales engineers (56.1%)
5. Computer and information systems managers (53.9%)
6. Power plant operators, distributors and dispatchers (52.4%)
7. Elevator installers and repairers (51.9%)
8. Computer network architects (50.7%)
9. Computer hardware engineers (49.5%)
10. First-line supervisors of firefighting and prevention workers (48.7%)
Former Students And Professors Are Sharing Their Best Advice For Going Off To College
"Speak to locals and leave the university bubble.
* "It's okay to make friends in the first one or two weeks and never speak to them afterwards. It's all about getting your social skills attuned to a new environment."
* "If you were a big fish in a small pond in your previous town or secondary school, understand that you might well be a small fish in a big pond now."
* "Learn to make at least one yummy dish and one amazing desert. "
* "Go to class. Even if you're tired, hungover, you look like sht, you're just gonna zone out – going is always better than not going. You'll absorb SOME information by sheer osmosis."
* "If you are living on campus, get flip flops for the shower."
* "Go find the buildings and classrooms where you have your classes before the first day. You'll be able to plan your route and know when you have to hustle to get across campus."
* "Establish and stick to a routine. It will help keep you on track, keep you fed, keep your budget in check, ensure you're somewhat well rested, and minimize procrastination."
Second Date Update
Victor called us about Camila. They connected on Match and decided to go bowling in Daly City. Victor thought the night was playful and flirty, and he swore Camila was smiling the whole time. But after that night, she completely disappeared on him.
Strangest Things Ever Put On A Wedding Registry
On Buzzfeed under wedding shaming...
* "My grandmother was super offended that my distant cousin had lube on hers. Seriously. I just laughed."
* "I had a coworker who, in genuine earnest, asked for a Volkswagen Beetle. She was like, 'His family is rich, so why not shoot my shot?'"
* "A four-pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows. And that’s exactly what I gifted them."
* "My hairstylist and her husband had canned hams and Jif peanut butter. Yeah, they showed as 'purchased,' so somebody bought it for them too!"
* "Nose hair trimmers."
* "My husband put a lifetime supply of weed whacker wire on ours. Our neighbor bought it."
* "A friend put down rare fish for her aquarium since it's her passion!"
* "Condoms. So many condoms on registries."
* "A coffin. Still have no idea if it was a joke or not. "
What is the weirdest you have experienced?
Use These Somewhat Cheesy Phrases To Make Friends
* “I love your ____! Where did you get it?”
* “How do you like ____?”
* “Do you have any recommendations for _____?”
* “It was great to meet you. I’d love to stay in touch, if you’re open to it. How do you like to stay connected?”
* “I’ve enjoyed getting to know you. Let’s make plans to hang out more often.”
* “____ made me think of you. I’ve been meaning to reach out. How have you been?”
* 'I'm always looking for new friends to [try/do a particular activity]. Would you be interested?'
Some of these might work, others sound like you are waiting for then in the alley by your windowless panel van.
Marcus Got Into Another Car Accident
Marcus was sideswiped in a parking lot at Home Depot. The offender didn't even realize...so, he had to jump in front of her car. Not my first choice.
Second Date Update
Diego calls us about Marco. They matched on Grindr and decided on tacos in the Mission. Diego thought things got pretty spicy...so to speak. but Marco ghosted.
Quit Cracking
"Quiet cracking" is a workplace term for the gradual psychological and emotional deterioration of an employee who remains in their job but becomes increasingly disengaged, unmotivated, and unhappy, often due to factors like lack of career growth, feelings of being undervalued, burnout, and job insecurity from AI or a difficult job market. Unlike "quiet quitting," which is a conscious decision to do the bare minimum, quiet cracking is a subtle, slow decline in motivation and productivity that can lead to disengagement and increased stress. Have you ever been there & how did you get yourself out of it?
You Need More Sleep
There are obvious signs that a person needs to get more sleep and then there are the sneaky signs the body slips our way. Poor sleep is very common and there are some weird signs that you are a victim of it, according to the Speed Foundation.
* Hormonal and menstrual changes
* Aches and pains
* Clumsiness
* Weight gain
* Getting tongue-tied
* ‘Microsleep’ episodes
* Dental issues
New research reveals that people are getting braver about skipping excessive tips.
A new survey of 2-thousand U.S. adults asks about their approaches to tipping and finds that the average person is still “guilt-tipping” nearly $300 a year more than they want to because of social pressure. That’s still a lot of money, but it’s a lot less than last year’s total. According to the poll, the average person reluctantly tips $24 a month more than they think is fair because of guilt or the awkwardness of not tipping.
* That adds up to $283 over a year, but it’s a big drop from 2024’s guilt-tipping tally of $453.
* This year, Americans guilt tip an average of 4.2 times a month, down from last year’s 6.3 average of times a month.
* Overall, 20% of respondents say they always or often tip higher because they feel pressured or guilty, but 29% say they rarely or never do.
* More than a third (37%) report that the tipping option amounts are higher than they used to be now.
* In general, 22% say they tip less across the board in 2025, but 32% actually tip more now to specifically support workers.
* And more than three-quarters (78%) think businesses should pay employees more so they don’t have to rely on tips.
Second Date Update
Brynn calls us about Patrick. They met on Hinge. Brynn thought they clicked — but Patrick ghosted. They went for coffee for their first date. Nothing sticks out in her mind that went wrong on the date. They had a lot in common. She was attracted to him. She was sure there would be a second date.
My Husband, The Jeff, Has a New Habit & I am Not Here For it
Jeff has this habit of saying to "no" to everything without taking a minute to consider the idea. Happy hour? No. Watch this new TV Series? No. And if I question why he says no, he responds..."fine, just do it since I have no say." What?! It is really annoying.
Cheap Dopamine Hits
People Are Sharing Their Best Low-Cost Dopamine- Boosting Activities
* "Watching the clouds is so underrated."
* "Building and creating things out of items you already have. Lately, I've been really into mending and making or upcycling used clothes."
* "Working out."
* "Hiking, especially to waterfalls. ."
* "I work at a cat rescue and also foster kittens at home when needed."
* "Woodworking. All you really need are like four tools, and you can make all sorts of cool stuff from sticks."
* "Propagating plants instead of buying new ones."
* "Ice bathing in the early morning."
* “Jump rope, martial arts, skateboarding, riding bikes, learning, yoga, any movement, and music."
Money Milestones
The ages Americans think you should be for these money milestones:
Start saving for retirement - Age 27. But retirement planners say if you start any time in your 20s, you’re doing great and research shows that younger people are saving early.
* To land your dream job - Age 29. The thing is, the average American changes jobs a dozen times between the time they’re 18 and 56. So most of us haven’t found a dream job by 29, or we wouldn’t leave it.
* To buy your first home - Age 30. Home prices have spiked since 2020 and mortgage rates are high as well, so homes are less affordable.
* To earn six figures - Age 35. A lot of Americans will never make a six-figure income. The average full-time worker in the U.S. made about $12-hundred a week* in the second quarter of 2025, or about $62,500 a year, federal data shows.
* To become debt-free - Age 41. There are different kinds of debt and not all are bad, like a mortgage, which can work like a huge piggy bank that gets more valuable with every payment.
* To retire - Age 58. Retirement experts agree that’s a little early, but if you have millions saved, why not?
Second Date Update
Camila calls us about Jordan. They met on Match and went to brunch in Burlingame. Camila thought the date was smooth. She and Jordan "totally vibed." Plus, there were plenty of brunch cocktails and that really loosened up the conversation. They ended with a hug and he promised to call. But Jordan ghosted.
Corey Got Shamed
I had people over on Friday for an impromptu happy hour. At one point I asked my husband to refill one of our guests' glass. The guest stated, "you know women can do things too." He was absolutely right. I immediately got up and got the refill. My husband rode that one all weekend, he was gleeful.
Parents Spent Their Kid's College Fund
Kayla on Instagram DMs writes: I just found out that the money my grandparents left me has basically been spent. I got into my dream college and was excited to have that financial cushion, but when I asked about it, my parents showed me an “accounting” of how they used it over the years. Turns out all the things they gave me growing up (cheer camp, my senior trip, extracurricular activities, etc) were paid for with my money. They never once told me that’s where the money was coming from and now I only have enough left to cover my first year of school. After that I’ll need to get a job and figure it out on my own. I feel like that money was supposed to be for my future, not for them to use to cover stuff they didn’t want to pay for. Am I wrong to be mad about this? Isn’t it wrong for my parents to have spent money meant for me without asking?
Things People Automated That Totally Changed Their Lives
* “Our dishwasher texts our kids when it’s done, then shuts off their wifi if they don’t empty it.”
* “My alarm stops only if I scan a QR code in my bathroom.”
* “At the same time every year, I tell my bank I lost my credit card so I get issued a new one. All the scammers and subscriptions I signed up to the year prior will automatically get declined, and I only resign up to the ones I actually want.”
* “I made an Apple shortcut that runs once a day automatically that shows me all the photos I took on that day throughout the years. It allows me to slowly clean up all of my photo albums.”
* “I hate doing dishes (no dishwasher) and ALL my lights are smart bulbs. So I tell Alexa, ‘Time to do the dishes,’ and she dims the kitchen to 50% and plays Celtic music so I can pretend to be a Scottish pub owner cleaning up for the night.”
* “I’m sure you mean technology, but I bought 12 pairs of the exact same socks so I never have to match them, and if one gets a hole, I just throw that one out. It’s a very satisfying system.”
* “My iPhone tells my ex to stop texting me if I get a message from him”
* “I hid an Air tag in my car so I never have to remember where I parked. Also helpful if it’s stolen”
Second Date Update
Carlos calls us about Jasmine. They matched on Bumble and met up at a coffee shop in Daly City. Carlos really enjoyed how easy the whole thing was. He wasn't nervous or uncomfortable. She was easy to talk to. Now, she has ghosted.
Advice From Parents That Doesn't Hold Up
Redditors are spilling the most outdated “money tips” they’ve gotten from their parents that are no longer helpful.
* "It doesn’t matter what your degree is in, just get a degree and there will be plenty of jobs available when you graduate."
* "'Balance your checkbook.' I don't even have a checkbook. I've come to learn that some companies use pay cards for employees, and all employees' finances are managed through apps. You can see every transaction in real time, get spending alerts, and see what you have left to spend. The idea of writing everything down in a little book is just not how life works anymore."
* "My grandma told me I should always keep a quarter under the sole of my shoe in case I ever need to make a phone call."
* "My dad used to tell me to decide where I wanted to work, then buy your house near it. People no longer work for the same company for 50+ years, and often, where you work isn't totally up to you. Sometimes you take what you can get."
* "'Loyalty pays off in the end,' and 'Don’t change workplaces; try to stay at one place for your entire career.' Also, 'Only change positions if it’s a vertical move. Don’t change positions if it’s a lateral move.' None of this is true any longer."
* "Don’t spend more than your annual salary on a house."
Things Never To Say At Work
1. Corporate jargon
2. “I’m too busy”
3. “Ladies” or “gents” in emails
4. “As per my last email”
5. “Contact my colleague” in your out-of-office message
6. Jokey out-of-office messages
Nearly Half Of Americans Would Choose Money Over Love
The Bottom Line:
The median U.S. annual salary* is just over $62-thousand, but Americans expect their ideal partner to make six figures or close to it, according to a new Tawkify survey.
* It finds that if forced to choose between love and money, 46% would pick money.
* One in three admit they’d consider getting back together with an ex if that person got rich.
Second Date Update
Anthony and Marisol met on Tinder. He likes that she rollerblades. They had a great first date, according to Anthony. But now she is ghosting.
The Lengths People Go To Save Their Phones
A new survey says folks would consider doing shocking and disgusting things to make sure they didn’t lose or break their device.
* More than a third (38%) would be willing to skip eating for an entire day if it would keep their phone safe.
* If they dropped their phone onto subway tracks, one in five (20%) would risk their safety to climb down and pick it up.
* Another 59% would dive into a pool fully clothed at a wedding and 56% would even dumpster dive to get their phone back.
* More than half (54%) claim they’d even fish their phone out of a filthy festival toilet.
Nope. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
End Of Summer Cleanout
August is the perfect time to give your closet a reset. Experts say you should declutter at least four times a year and this seasonal shift is a natural opportunity to clear out items you haven’t been wearing or that don’t serve you anymore.
* Sweat-stained summer clothes that can’t be saved
* Broken beach bags with ripped handles or torn pockets
* Ill-fitting swimsuits that lost their shape or elasticity
* Worn-out or unworn sandals that never made it out the door
* Duplicate or neglected summer dresses you never reach for
* Unused accessories like hats, sunglasses, or jewelry that don’t fit your current lifestyle
Trends For Fall
* Secondhand finds are in-demand, as searches for “thrifted kitchen” have jumped 1,012% and “thrifted decor” searches are up 283%.
* Statement tiles are having a moment, with searches for “vintage tiles” up more than 1,100%.
* Art Deco is making a comeback.
* When it comes to clothing, preppy aesthetics are a hot trend for fall. Pinterest has seen searches for “women’s preppy outfits” skyrocket by 47,680% and “preppy chic outfits" are up 2,056%.
* For beauty, grungey glam makeup will be big, taking inspo from the 90s and 2000s, but with a modern twist. We’ll be seeing more pixie cuts, with searches for “chic pixie” up 2,435% and “pixie haircut 90s” surging 724%.
Second Date Update
Trevor and Aly met on Hinge and they both love trivia. They hit up a trivia night for their first date. Has she ghosted after Trevor exhibited "teacher energy?"
RED FLAGS THAT MIGHT MEAN YOUR FRIEND ISN’T HAPPY FOR YOU
When you have a personal win, you want to share it with your friends. But everyone doesn’t always seem as happy for your successes. Here are a few things to watch out for the next time you’re excitedly telling your friends about your latest win:
* They change the subject quickly
* They downplay your accomplishment
* It feels like they’re competing with you
* Backhanded compliments
* They don’t celebrate your successes
* It seems like they’re only there when you’re having a bad time
* They’re outright negative about your successes
* They don’t like talking about your achievements in public
* For every win you share, they mirror it with one of their own
* When you need them most, they’re nowhere to be found
Things Younger Generations Will Never Get
Many Y2K trends are back, especially when it comes to fashion. But there are some trends from the ‘90s and early ‘00s that would totally blow the minds of those under the age of 25.
* "Downloading music off Limewire to iTunes, running to Walmart while it downloads, buying blank CDs, and burning them once it’s downloaded. Then, thinking of a cool name for your new CD."
* "Playing literally one video game for the entire summer, no online walkthroughs. If you wanted a hint, you needed to buy a paper guidebook, hope your friend knew the tricks, or call a 900 number for help."
* "Not just having a landline, but SHARING a landline."
* “Buying ringtones”
* "Chain emails: I'd be so embarrassed to do that today..."
* "Having to wait a week for 10 photos to be processed and printed."
* "If you missed a new episode of a TV show, you just missed it."
* "Waiting for songs to come on the radio so you could record them on a cassette tape, and getting mad if the DJ talked over the intro. Kids today will never know the struggle of timing it perfectly and still ending up with the DJ’s voice at the beginning."
* “The simple act of being bored while waiting in a doctor's office, traveling, or attending family parties, etc."
How To Eat Well On A Budget
* Snag a $5 mystery dinner: Apps like Too Good To Go and Flashfood help you score a surprise bag of groceries worth $30 for just a few bucks. The only catch? You’ll need to pick it up fast, so be ready to dash out the door when the alert comes in.
* Take a free cooking class
* Make friends with your freezer: Buy items like meat, bread, and even milk in bulk when they’re on sale, then freeze what you can’t use right away. Pro tip: freeze herbs in olive oil in ice cube trays for instant flavor boosts in soups and pasta.
* Volunteer your way to free produce: Groups like the Society of St. Andrew organize “gleaning” crews, where volunteers harvest leftover crops from farms. You get to keep some of the bounty while the rest goes to local food banks.
* Pick up a rotisserie chicken: It’s already cooked, tasty, and versatile enough to stretch into several meals.
* Soup it up: Soups are budget superheroes because they turn simple, cheap ingredients into hearty, nutritious meals. Toss in beans, grains, and seasonal veggies.
* Shop at the right time. Grocery stores often mark down bakery items, meats, and produce at specific times of day; sometimes slashing prices by 30-percent or more.
* Host potluck nights.
Second Date Update: Declan calls us about Soraya. They met on Bumble and decided to walk through Golden Gate Park together. They even grabbed some dumplings afterward at one of his favorite hole-in-the-wall places. It was simple, but he thought it was romantic. Soraya has disappeared and he needs our help to figure out what happened.
Over 40 Wants These Requirements
* A Reddit user asks the subreddit r/AskWomenOver40, “What’s a really weird, UNCONVENTIONAL thing that you absolutely NEED in a partner?”
* Hundreds of women did not hold back, confessing the strange and surprising qualities they’re looking for in a partner.
* From “Cannot be a spitter” to “Has the skills necessary to do well in a zombie apocalypse," these ladies know exactly what they want.
Things Our Parents Were Right About
1. Waking up early sets you up for success
2. Family dinners weren’t just about the food
3. Keeping a tidy space actually makes a difference
4. Spending time outdoors isn’t optional
5. Saving money instead of spending it all
6. Building genuine relationships takes actual effort
7. Working with your hands grounds you
Teachers Predict 2025 Slang Terms
* “6-7” - Kids say this in a very particular way, but what it means is unclear. A teacher says she’s asked a million kids, including her own, and she still hasn’t gotten an explanation of the meaning and where it comes from.
* “On God” - It’s like saying “swear to God,” apparently. Students insisting they did their homework, but just don’t have it with them, so they say, “On God, Mr. P! On God!”
* “Lore” - It’s basically a way to say “backstory” or “background information,” usually about a person or fictional character and it can be complicated, but helps explain someone on a deep level.
* “Delulu” - This one is fun to say and means delusional.
* “Cinema” - It refers to something that’s high drama or incredibly messy and is used the way a millennial might have said “epic” back in the day.
* “Crash out” - This is the new “spiraling” and can be applied to just about anything. “Everything causes a crash out,” a teacher named Marnie explains. “No chocolate milk left in the cafeteria? ‘OMG! I’m crashing out!’
* “Main character energy” - Someone who has this thinks of themselves as the star of the show and it’s used to call them out for taking themselves too seriously.
* “Big back” - This can be self-depricating, if a kid says they’re a “big back” while raiding the pantry for another snack. But it can also be downright mean when used as an insult toward someone else.
Second Date Update
May calls us about Brent. They both live in Pacifica. They decide to do dinner and a movie for their first date. Now, Brent is ghosting.
Fewer Young Americans Reaching Major Adulting Milestones
* Some people never want to grow up and according to new research from the U.S. Census Bureau, fewer young adults are hitting milestones related to adulthood.
* It turns out, there’s been a dramatic shift in how many young people in the country are reaching major life events, like moving out of their parents’ house, getting married and having a child.
* Back in 1975, nearly half of all Americans between the ages of 25 and 34 had done these things, but today, less than a quarter have.⠀
The 12-3-20 Workout
A fitness trend that went viral on social media with more than 14-million views may actually do what it says, new research suggests. The 12-3-30 treadmill workout took off on TikTok. It claims that walking at a 12% incline, at a pace of three miles per hour, for 30 minutes is a fat-burning, low-impact fitness fix. A new study puts it to the test, comparing results to “self-paced” treadmill running.
* In the study, young adults did two workouts, one round of 12-3-30 and one session of running at a pace they could keep up for 20 to 25 minutes.
* The workouts were adjusted to burn the same number of calories and running burned calories faster, about 13 calories per minute compared to 10 calories per minute for the 12-3-30.
* That’s because calories are burned faster with a higher intensity workout, like running.
* What’s interesting is that the 12-3-30 workout used more fat as a fuel source - 41% of energy came from fat, while 33% did during running.
The Little Kid Things Adults Won't Stop Doing
Redditors are spilling the “little kid” things they still do even though they’re adults, and you may just want to start doing them, too.
* "Every single time I go to Target, I have to walk down the Lego aisle. I don't even buy them, I just like to look at the big, complicated sets and imagine building them."
* "Watching cartoons. As an adult living in today’s world, I just need a break from reality and want something funny and innocent."
* "Buying dino nuggets. I'm a legal adult who can cook actual food, but sometimes you just have a bad day and the only cure is dinosaur-shaped chicken."
* "Rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream. They look so cheerful and I like the crunch. Chocolate sprinkles are not an acceptable substitute. I want every color of food dye or no deal."
* "Coming home with cool-looking rocks in my pockets."
* "Driving by farm animals and saying their names out loud. 'Hi, cows!' 'Horses!' 'Have a nice day, goatie goats!'"
Second Date Update
Andre calls about Nicole. They went for Tapas and now she has ghosted. What happened during dinner?
Ridiculous Excuses For Missing Work
A new Reddit thread is reminding us that people will say just about anything to get out of work. What is your story?
* "I was once late to work because I was glued in my apartment. They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight, and were too enthusiastic with the glue by my door. I had to wait until maintenance arrived at 8 a.m., so they could body slam the door from the outside."
* "My grandparents had a medical emergency years ago where one got stuck on the toilet, and when the other tried to help, they fell and knocked themselves unconscious. "
* "Flushed my car key down the toilet. It was me, and I certainly did."
* "Got bit on the finger by a squirrel while tossing a coffee cup into a parking garage trashcan."
* "A guy I worked with in retail 15 years ago called in to say he had a nightmare and didn't think he'd be able to get back to sleep and come in to work five hours later."
* "I was running a shift and had a girl call in sick, saying she was too distraught to work because Zayn had left One Direction."
* "I had to call in late once because my stairs were gone. Of course, it was a huge violation by the condo, and we had no way out of our second-story walk-up. Absolutely ridiculous, and fortunately, the photos I sent my boss were enough to excuse my tardiness."
Coupes Who Gossip Together Are Closer
* Most couples gossip, and it turns out, that can be good for their relationship.
* According to a new study from University of California, Riverside, couples who gossip together are happier and more satisfied in their romance and share a deeper bond.
* Researchers tracked 76 couples using a portable listening device and found they spent an average of 29 minutes a day gossiping with their partner and those who did more frequently reported higher levels of happiness and better relationship quality.
Cleaning Is My Love Language
* Forget words of affirmation or physical touch, a new survey finds that 54% of Americans say cleaning is their love language.
* The research from Seventh Generation also finds that 85% consider cleaning up for someone else an act of love.
* Nearly two in three respondents admit they’ve been turned off by someone’s messy home and a third have even ended a relationship because of a partner’s lack of cleanliness.⠀
Second Date Update
Taylor met Harper met on Tinder. They went to dinner; food was good, the drinks were good. After one follow-up text, she has ghosted.
Habits People Picked Up After Visiting Other Countries
* A post in the travel subreddit asks, “What’s something you adopted into your lifestyle after visiting another country?”
* Nearly a thousand Redditors responded with the habits and products they’ve added to their routine after learning about them while traveling abroad.
* From a bidet discovered in Japan to individual comforters for each partner after a trip to Denmark, these things are now a part of travelers’ lives.
Worst Pick-Up Lines For Online Dating
* “Hey” or “Hi” - Nothing screams generic laziness like typing two or two three letters and nothing else.
* “You’re hot” - Some people may consider this a compliment, but it’s objectifying and inappropriate for a first message, and it shows no respect.
* “What are you doing right now?” - You wouldn’t greet a stranger in a bar like this, so don’t do it online either.
* “Why are you on here?” - there’s no point in asking this, as it sounds kind of judgy and can make someone defensive.
Quiet Firing
There are some clear signs of quiet firing and these are the most common, according to HR and career experts.
* Being excluded from meetings - If you’re suddenly not invited to meetings you were once a key part of, that’s a serious red flag they may be passively letting you go.
* Shifting responsibilities - Sudden changes in your workload, whether they’re piling it on with unrealistic goals or sticking you with meaningless projects, that could be a bad sign. If you get vague or no answers, that’s a red flag.
* Support decreases - They may pull back on support, leaving you feeling abandoned or alone, and making it tougher to handle your workload. If you feel like it’s unbearable and you just can’t do it, then you’ll quit and that’s the idea.
* Development stops - If your future at the company used to be discussed, but now you’re passed over for promotions or raises for no apparent reason, that’s a clear sign of quiet firing. And in some cases, this can drag on for years.
* Policy-driven quiet firing - Employees being required to return to the office can be a form of quiet firing, as some employers expect some workers to decide to leave the company instead.
Second Date Update
Damon met Bridget online. They both games of any kind from cards to cornhole. They picked a board game cafe to have their first date. Now, she has ghosted.
Corey Has Psychic Anxiety
At least three times in my life, I have had crazy emotions the day before something bad happens. In high school, after a cross country run I started crying for no reason. The next day, my parents announced they were getting a divorce. The day before the guy I thought was the one dumped me, same thing. I had crazy anxiety Monday...my dad had a bad fall Tuesday morning. (He's okay) How do we cash in on this?
Sleep Maxing
More Americans are investing in better rest through products, routines and lifestyle changes, reshaping both bedrooms and behaviors along the way.
* This includes redesigning bedrooms to tracking sleep with wearable devices .
* The most popular sleepmaxxing tools Americans are using include white noise machines or soundscapes (38%), blackout curtains (36%), melatonin or sleep gummies (34%), and following a strict sleep/wake schedule (24%).
* Over 40% say they’ve given up or at least cut back on scrolling, caffeine and late-night drinks.
Four C's Of A Strong Relationship
* Communication. Talk things over…even what makes you angry.
* Cooperation. It extends to everything from chores to the bedroom.
* Compromise. You don't have to change who you are to compromise on something.
* Consummation. Intimacy is such a vital part of a happy marriage, but don't ever use intimacy against them.
Second Date Update
Damian and Valerie met online and found that they both really enjoy trying new wines. They pick wine-tasting in Petaluma for their first date. What could cause Damian to ghost?
Things To Get You Going Besides Coffee
* Sun exposure - getting sunlight it in the morning is actually energizing on a neurological level.
* Movement - a quick stretch, some yoga poses, or a brisk walk outside can boost energy by improving circulation, increasing dopamine and helping you feel less groggy.
* Meditation and breathwork - Even five minutes of meditation can help boost energy, quiet mental noise and help with focus.
* Vocal vibe shift - the practice of just humming, singing or light vocalizing, which stimulates the vagus nerve and regulates the nervous system.
* Cold water - Splash a little cold water on your face to boost mood, help with alertness, improve focus, and even boost stress tolerance.
Hobbies That Make Men More Attractive
1. Reading
2. Learning a foreign language
3. Playing a musical instrument
4. Cooking
5. Woodworking
6. Painting
7. Writing
8. Gardening
9. Swimming
10. Photography
Handwashing Is More Important In Summer
* Using public restrooms and shared toilets - Whether it’s at an outdoor festival, a gas station stop during a road trip, or a beach bathroom, these high-traffic areas can be breeding grounds for bacteria like E. coli, salmonella, coronavirus and more.
* Cooking and eating outside - Barbecues and picnics are a lot of fun, but if food is left out in the sun or meat isn’t cooked thoroughly, someone could easily end up with food poisoning.
* Swimming and water play - Lakes, rivers, swimming pools and oceans can all contain harmful germs and parasites, which can be resistant to chlorine. Beach sand and seawater can even carry fecal bacteria.
* Camps, playgrounds and festivals - Kids are at higher risk of infection during the summer thanks to group settings like summer camps, playgrounds and soft play centers.
* But doesn’t getting dirty help build kids’ immune systems? - Yes, early exposure to natural microbes in soil, from animals or the environment can help support immune development, but this isn’t the same as skipping handwashing after using the toilet or preparing food.
Second Date Update
Armie and Melinda met on Hinge and she felt so comfortable, they had their first date at his place. Now she is being ghosted.
Corey Is A Terrible Person...Again.
The previous owner of my home wrote me note asking if she and her brother could come visit the house over the weekend. I never got back to her. I didn't want to give out my number. Am I awful?
How To Sneak In More Movement
* Do some squats or wall sits while your food is heating up
* Bike or walk to errands
* Take the stairs
* Walk while you talk on the phone
* Get active while watching your favorite show
* Use a desk treadmill or walking pad
* Do calf raises while brushing your teeth
Tips For Getting Back On The Fitness Track
I started exercising again. I tried not to overdo it. Until my knee gave out and I was on the floor. Any tips for getting back into the groove? Any embarrassing workout stories?
Second Date Update
Caleb met Roxanne on Tinder. Their first date is cocktails in Berkeley. He can't believe she is ghosting.
Marcus and Corey discuss the formula for a perfect day, college versus just getting a job and what reminds you that you are not young anymore.
Marcus and Corey talk about Gen Z using AI to save money and grab great hacks, Saturday self care and the new trend, "Dilly-Dallying."
Marcus and Corey discuss the "Coffee Nap," romanticizing your workout and how to keep your kids safe in an AI world.
Marcus and Corey discuss wedding etiquette, why you might need brain camp, healthy eating habits and more.
Mic Drop Moments
Sometimes, life hands you a standing ovation for opening a stubborn jar, and honestly, that’s the kind of energy we need more of. A recent study finds that every day “mic drop moments” are all around us. What is one of yours?
* Knowing the answer to a quiz show
* Discovering when you go to pay for something it’s actually discounted
* Making someone laugh with a perfectly timed joke
* Sailing through multiple green traffic lights in a row
* Ticking off everything on your to-do list
* Catching something which has been thrown at you quickly
* Fixing a tech issue for someone
Life Before My Spouse/ My Kids
As much as you love your significant other, what is something you miss from being single:
* The lack of responsibility and obligations.
* The rush of 'firsts' — that first date rush/nervous feeling. Holding hands for the first time, first kisses, the first time having sex with someone.
* Not ever having to be accountable for random stuff I do around my own house.
* Being able to come home from work and not speak a single word.
* Deciding on what to have for dinner without a second opinion.
Side Hustles That Could Lead To Full Time Work
According to a recent Gallup poll, more than 60% of Americans want to be their own boss. While a full-time job pays the bills and has benefits, it doesn’t give you the freedom to be in charge, and that’s what makes side hustles so appealing to some people.
Tour guide - Being passionate about parts of your city and knowing how to show people around is the key and you can use sites like Facebook, Upwork and Viator to market yourself. Some tour guides report making an average of $100 to $300 per tour, sometimes much more.
* AI Services - Know your way around ChatGPT or similar tools? There’s a demand for those skills.
* Online courses - Whether you’ve had some business success others can learn from or have hobbies or skills people are interested in, think about putting together an online course to sell on Etsy, Skillshare or Udemy.
* Medical coding - If you’re properly certified and know how to review records for accuracy and help with data entry, this income stream can become a full-time job.
* Fashion designer - Several clothing and jewelry brands started as side hustles, so why not yours? One success story is Kate Sullivan, founder of Sage Vintage, who started the handmade jewelry company as a side hustle and brought in over $500,000 in revenue last year.
* Graphic design - Know your way around Canva or Photoshop? Sites like PeoplePerHour and 99designs* can help you find your client base and as you build a portfolio and establish a reputation, your business could take off.
Second Date Update
Felicis calls about Nolan. They met on Hinge. They decided to go for burgers in Alameda After the date, Nolan ghosted.
Why We Forget Things...AKA Brain Fog
Medications - Drugs known to impact memory include (anxiety meds like Xanax and Valium, statins (used to control cholesterol), anti-seizure meds, beta blockers, antidepressants, opioids and a certain class of sleeping pills.
* Depression or anxiety - When you’re depressed, your brain is not working at 100%. It’s not paying attention to things as well as it usually does, and the memory areas are not doing what they usually do.
* Diet - Research links ultraprocessed foods with cognitive decline and an increased risk of dementia.
* Sleep - Not getting enough sleep can make it harder to concentrate, learn new things and create new memories, according to the National Institutes of Health.
* Trouble hearing - New research suggests a connection between hearing loss and brain health, but hearing aids can help. The study links hearing aids with a 19% lower risk of long-term cognitive decline.
* Multitasking - Being distracted affects your ability to focus and remember things, and one study* finds that multitaskers often have trouble recalling information. And they were young people.
Restuarant Red Flags
* It’s dirty
* The place is empty - If it’s a Monday night, this isn’t concerning, but if the dining room is empty during peak hours on a weekend...
* There’s no management presence - Managers are visible in the dining room, greeting customers, talking to tables and helping servers when needed, but if you can’t tell who’s in charge, it might be because no one is.
* It’s overloaded with social media influencers - Sure, they can help get people in the door, but they might be getting special treatment and freebies to promote a restaurant.
* The staff argues with you - Mistakes will be made, but staff members should own it and try to make it up to you when that happens. It doesn’t matter how good the food is, if the staff argues with you, it ruins the experience.
* Servers don’t know the menu - It shows poor training and “a lack of pride in the product.”
* You’re being upsold aggressively - When it feels like a script or they’re harassing you, it’s a sign the restaurant is struggling and doesn’t care about hospitality as much as sales.
New Cheating Emojis
According to private investigator Paul Jones from ARF Private Investigators, there are some random, innocent-looking emojis that aren’t really so innocent. Jones says that if you find your partner texting the croissant or padlock emojis, they’re probably cheating on you. “On the surface, it might look innocent, but there’s usually a deeper meaning,” Jones explained. “We’ve had people using a croissant emoji as a way of saying ‘meet me for breakfast,’ or the letter emoji as a subtle ‘text me when you’re free.'”
Second Date Update
Dean and Ariel met on Hinge, and after a fun back-and-forth over messaging, they decided to meet in person. Their first date was sushi and sake bombs in Fremont. She has pulled a Casper.
Tsunami Warning
After the earthquake in Russia, we got tsunami warning. We talked about what you should really worry about and what to stay away from.
Things Smart People Ignore In Meetings
1. The obvious blame shift
2. Buzzwords with no substance
3. Recycled ideas presented as new ones
4. Passive-aggressive digs
5. When someone is constantly interrupting others
6. People who talk a lot just to be heard
7. Vague promises with no timeline
8. A humble bragger
9. The unrealistic deadlines
10. The endless tangent
11. Credit misdirection
How Do You Tell Someone They Wear Too Much Perfume At Work?
Second Date Update
Lorenzo and Heather went for Italian in Mountain View on Castro St. She thought he was charming and the date was awesome, but he has vanished.
The Right Amount of Cyberstalking
Experts say this is how to decide on the right amount of pre-first-date research:
* Focus on sensible “cyberstaling” - Start with verifying what you already know about them. Confirm they work where they say they do by checking out their LinkedIn and get a feel for their personality by scrolling through their Instagram.
* When it becomes overkill - Things like running a paid background check or combing their social media profiles to do a deep dive into their past and looking at their ex’s tagged photos are definitely too much.
* Check for red flags - Not having an online footprint is a major one. Even if they don’t like social media, most people have a LinkedIn profile, if they don’t and you feel like something is off, you may want to reconsider meeting up in person.
* Don’t overprepare - This is a date, not a job interview, so don’t spoil the genuine way you get to know someone by researching more than you need to.
Feeling Financially Comfortable
We are not talking annual salary, this is total.
* Americans don’t need a million dollars to be financially comfortable, just $839-thousand will do it, according to new research from Charles Schwab.
* Their survey reveals that figure is much lower than the $2.3-million people consider wealthy.
* When asked to define what “wealthy” means to them, respondents’ top three are happiness (45%), “amount of money I have” (44%) and physical health (37%).
Corey's Brain
When I am trying to sleep, it is like three movie screens are playing. One is playing music from the 'Mary Poppins' soundtrack, another is questioning whatever happened to my college boyfriend...this third is me counting back from a 100, version of counting sheep. Does anyone else have a multiplex churning when they just want to rest?
Second Date Update
* Maya met Eric online. They are both into fitness and health, so take a yoga class for their first date. They even enjoyed smoothies afterwards. Why would he ghost?
What Would You Do For Million Dollars?
* For the chance to score a seven-figure payday, 43% of Americans would ditch their romantic partner, according to a new survey.
* More than half (59%) would disappear and start a new life for a million bucks, while 41% would give up sex forever and 27% would marry someone they didn’t love.
* Nearly half (46%) of the 2-thousand respondents would even participate in a real-life “Squid Game” competition for a shot at winning $33-million.⠀
Wildest Things Kids Brought To School
* “A baby opossum — in his backpack that he found at the bus stop that morning.”
* “Sixth grader brought ‘brownies’ and gave them to the ENTIRE grade level. There were students sitting against the walls on both sides of the hallway in the main office waiting to get interviewed by law enforcement.”
* “A life-sized cardboard cut-out of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. We propped her up in the window of the door overnight and scared extended-care folks and the janitor.”
* “Fifth grader brought weeks-old Jello shots from Mardi Gras.”
* “A kitten he found on his walk to school.”
* “Aztec death whistle.”
* “An expired Twinkie they had found on the bathroom floor.”
* “First grader brought his mom’s copy of ‘Kama Sutra’ and asked me to read it to the class.”
* “All the rent money from a mom’s purse.”
* “Student ... unzips hoodie to reveal a boa constrictor snuggled around her neck.”
* “Grandma’s wig. The good one. Gave it to me for Christmas.”
* “Fuzzy handcuffs that she said her mom loves.”
Kids Embarrassing Their Parents
* “I made the mistake of telling my kid that if he didn’t eat, he wouldn’t grow. He told a person with dwarfism in the checkout line at the store that they needed to eat so they would grow.”
* “My son at 5 years old dropped a deuce in the toilet display at Lowe’s.”
* “Just paid for an item at Walmart and walked out without it in a bag. My kid said loudly, ‘Are you stealing that?? We have to pay!’”
* “My daughter would ask every man she saw if they were her dad. Me and her dad were, and still are, together. She saw him daily, she just insisted on asking every man .... she even asked people when her dad was with us.”
* “When my daughter was 4, we were having breakfast in a restaurant and she asked the elderly lady next to us why she wasn’t in heaven yet.”
* “I told my son he couldn’t eat chips until we got home. He responded loudly, ‘But Mom, we don’t have a home.’ We very much did, and everybody at the store started offering housing resources.”
* “Walked into Wendy’s and my 2 and 1/2 year-old looks at a lady and said in her loud, squeaky voice, ‘That lady is OLD. She’s going to die soon.’ Every head turned to look at said woman. We did not eat at Wendy’s that night.”
* “My 5-year-old son asked if the gas station guy with the turban was a genie.”
* “My son loved to fake drown at water parks.”
* “My son told the pediatrician when he was 7 or 8, ‘My mom doesn’t make us wear seatbelt and we duck if we see a cop.’ NEVER HAPPENED and I was so speechless, I couldn’t even react.”
* “My daughter asked the .... cashier (who was missing some teeth) if she ever brushed her teeth before.”
Second Date Update
Amanda calls us about Eli. They went out for drinks in Mountain View after meeting online. She thought he was attractive and smart, and they had a few hours of great conversation. Now nothing.
Benefits To Attract Top Talent
Employers are going the extra mile to attract and keep quality workers. Here are a few niche offerings:
* Free college tuition
* Adoption and surrogacy assistance
* Mortgage rate buyouts
* Paid vacations with a stipend
* Medical benefits for domestic partnerships
* Company retreats to music festivals
Why Is This Okay For Men, But Not Women?
* “Being topless in public.”
* "Not changing their name when they get married. (This varies by location.)"
* "Making their careers their first priority."
* “Not shaving.”
* "Saying we don't want to have kids. I don't know why women can't say that without being told it's the reason why they're here on earth. My boyfriend even said that only women who used their wombs would go to Heaven because they fulfilled God's purpose for them."
* "Be a single parent. 'Oh, he’s so amazing for looking after his own children!'"
* "Being introverted and reserved. And not smiling. Women who are quiet are deemed stuck-up, get accused of having an attitude, and get told to smile more. Men don't deal with that particular issue as much."
Pasta Makes You Happy
According to the study, eating pasta is linked to feelings of increased happiness, reduced stress and greater mindfulness, especially when it’s enjoyed in a social setting with loved ones.
Second Date Update
Jake and Vanessa met online and went to a play at a community theater for their first date. He says they had a great dinner that night as well. Why would she ghost?
Hey there, Happy Friday Eve. Here's some stuff.
Corey Got In A Fight With Her Husband
And she blames Marcus. Marcus bullies her in the morning, Jeff bullies her in the afternoon. She needs a break.
Foods You're Storing Incorrectly
1. Butter: Salted butter can hang out on the counter for a couple of days and still be safe, especially if your kitchen stays below 70 degrees Fahrenheit. Unsalted butter, though, is more delicate and should live in the fridge.
2. Opened Canned Goods: Once you open that can of tuna, soup, or beans, it’s time to pop it in the fridge. While some fruits may last a little at room temp, it’s best to transfer leftovers into a glass or plastic container to preserve flavor.
3. Eggs: In the U.S., eggs are washed before sale, which removes their protective layer and makes refrigeration essential. Leave them out for too long and bacteria can sneak in through the shell. Keep them in their carton, in the coldest part of your fridge.
4. Flour: White flour is pretty chill in the pantry, but whole wheat flour is a little high-maintenance. It can go rancid faster because of its oils. To make it last, keep it in an airtight container and consider stashing it in the fridge or even the freezer. Bonus: no surprise funky smells when you bake.
5. Hot Sauce: Hot sauce doesn’t have to be refrigerated, but doing so helps preserve its punchy flavor for longer. If you’re not a frequent hot sauce user, go ahead and pop it in the fridge. The spice level won’t fade, and your tacos will thank you. The USDA says you should consume the bottle within six months of putting it in your pantry.
6. Jams and Jellies: Once opened, these sugary spreads belong in the fridge to prevent mold and yeast growth. Low-sugar varieties are especially sensitive and can spoil faster. Keep them cool and they’ll stay delicious for up to a year.
7. Ketchup: You can leave ketchup out if stored at room temperature, but it’ll stay fresher much longer if you refrigerate it after opening. You can even stash it in the fridge door for easy access because it’s less temperature-sensitive than milk or eggs.
8. Maple Syrup: Unopened syrup lasts ages in the pantry, but once it’s open, move it to the fridge. According to the USDA, unopened syrup in plastic bottles can last two years in the pantry and up to two years if its refrigerated. If the syrup is sold in glass bottles, it will remain fresh in the pantry for a whopping four years from date of purchase…and indefinitely if you stick it in the refrigerator.
9. Mayonnaise: That creamy jar of mayo is not something to mess around with. After opening, keep it in the fridge door and use it within two months. And don’t freeze it or it’ll separate and get weird.
10. Peanut Butter: Regular peanut butter is fine in the pantry. It can stay fresh for up to two years unopened, and another three months after its opened. But if you go the natural route, it’s best to keep it chilled to prevent the oils from going off.
11. Pickles and Olives: If they’re swimming in brine and sealed tight, pickles are generally safe at room temp for short periods. But once opened, keep them in the fridge for max crunch and freshness. The same goes for olives, just make sure they’re always submerged in liquid. For best freshness, refrigerated pickles in brine should be eaten within one to three months after they’ve been opened, but canned olives should be eaten within two weeks.
12. Salad Dressing: If your dressing was sold cold, it should stay cold even before opening. Once that seal is broken, creamy dressings last about a month and vinaigrettes a little longer. Unopened creamy or vinaigrette salad dressing that weren’t sold cold can stay ok in the pantry for up to six months, but they should be put in the fridge once you open them.
Signs You're Struggling With Bore-Out
Common signs experts say might indicate you’re experiencing boreout include:
* Feeling uninterested in tasks and mentally checked out
* Faking being busy to look productive
* Seeing no opportunity for growth or promotion
* Spending time on non-work activities like scrolling or taking extra-long breaks
* Making careless mistakes, feel sluggish, and question your value at work
* Isolating from coworkers and experience low mood or apathy
To fix boreout, experts suggest:
* Acknowledging the problem — Recognizing boreout is the first step toward change
* Talking to your manager — Ask for new challenges or more meaningful responsibilities
* Adding variety — Volunteer for different projects or collaborate with new people
* Gamifying your tasks — Turn boring work into a competition with yourself or coworkers
* Changing your environment — If possible, mix up your routine or workspace
* Reconnecting with others — Build relationships beyond small talk to boost engagement
Second Date Update
Declan and Taylor got coffee in Sausalito, then took a drive through the Marin Headlands. What could have caused her to ghost?
Parenting Habits That Other Parents Judge
* Letting her kids run wild in public - Some moms let their kids climb on furniture, run around stores and yell in restaurants, and they definitely get the side-eye for it.
* Pretending that her kids are perfect - We all brag about our little ones, but no kid is perfect and acting like yours has no flaws is bound to make people roll their eyes.
* Over-posting her kids online - There’s nothing wrong with sharing milestones of your family’s life, but documenting every little thing can be too much.
* Letting her kids interrupt adult conversations - Kids deserve to be seen and heard, but that doesn’t mean they should be constantly interrupting people talking.
* Using her kids as an excuse for everything - Sure, life is hectic with kids, but they can’t be the reason you’re late for everything or always back out of commitments.
* Publicly shaming or harshly disciplining her kids - Hitting, shaming or embarrassing your kid in front of other people is emotionally damaging.
* Ignoring her child’s bad behavior - Enabling your kid when they misbehave isn’t doing them any favors. If you don’t correct them when they’re rude, aggressive or entitled because you think it’s okay for your child to behave that way, don’t be surprised when people judge you harshly for it.⠀
Things Relaxed People Do
1. Shake off self-doubt
2. Own everything that’s happened to them
3. Indulge in a daily pleasure
4. Master their mind
5. Turn off the news
6. Accept people as they are
7. Refuse to indulge in drama
8. Pay close attention to their mood
9. Ask one question every single day
Social Dilemma On IG
Lauren on Instagram DMs writes: My boss follows me on social media and likes my old photos, sometimes comments on vacation pics, and even once referenced a post during a meeting. It’s never been inappropriate, but it’s starting to feel a bit invasive. I want to block or mute her, but I’m afraid it’ll cause drama or negatively affect my job. Is there a professional way to set boundaries on social media or do I just have to live with it?
Second Date Update
Brad and Trina go for a nice dinner. He is a true gentleman, not really a fan of dating apps. However, now she has ghosted.
Most Important Job Skills For 2025
1. Analytical thinking 69%
2. Resilience, flexibility and agility 67%
3. Leadership and social influence 61%
4. Creative thinking 57%
5. Motivation and self-awareness 52%
6. Technological literacy 51%
7. Empathy and active listening 50%
8. Curiosity and lifelong learning 50%
9. Talent management 47%
- Service orientation and customer service 47%
Summer Shading
This new term is not a total breakup, rather it’s one partner pumping the breaks for a little fun and freedom in the summer sun. It gives them a chance to explore new opportunities they wouldn’t have in a completely committed relationship. Watch out for these red flags:
* Plans get canceled or never made
* They’re out and about … but not with you
* Everything feels vague
* You’re ghosted … but not quite
One in Three People Have Dated Their Boss
After that CEO got busted at the Coldplay concert with his side piece, this has been a topic. Have you ever dated your boss? Were you the boss?
Second Date Update
Marco and Chelsea had a great first date. They met for coffee in Fremont. It went so well they decided to have dinner as well. Now, she's disappeared.
My youngest Corgi, Ryland, was fat-shamed at the vet. I think there is a better way to let someone know their kid needs to drop a few lbs.
Take Your PTO
Half of people don't take their vacation days. Do you? Or do you worry about being judged?
Marcus shared how his daughter impressed him this weekend. She said something that warmed his heart. When has your child surprised you with their cleverness?
Second Date Update: Leo and Priya went for Ethiopian food for their first date. He thought their connection was spiritual. She has ghosted.
Firefighters Use Narcan To Revive Puppy Exposed To Fentanyl
The Bottom Line:* Firefighters in Lacey, Washington, saved an unresponsive puppy exposed to fentanyl by administering Narcan, a medication used to reverse opioid overdoses.
* The treatment was successful, and the puppy has recovered well.
* The fire department says such cases are rare, but they say they’re always ready to handle all types of emergencies.
The Full Story:Earlier this week, firefighters from Lacey Fire District 3 in Washington State found an unresponsive puppy inside a vehicle where fentanyl was present. The crew immediately administered a small dose of Narcan to the puppy, a medication commonly used to reverse opioid overdoses. The fire department says the treatment worked and the puppy is now doing well.Narcan, also known as naloxone, is an opioid antagonist that quickly reverses the effects of drugs like fentanyl by blocking opioid receptors. Fentanyl is a highly potent synthetic opioid, and according to the FDA, even a tiny amount can be dangerous for dogs. Despite the unusual nature of the situation, the firefighters’ training enabled them to respond effectively and save the puppy.The Lacey Fire District 3 shared photos of the puppy wrapped in a blanket and receiving care, writing that while using Narcan on a dog is rare, their teams are prepared for all emergencies. The department expressed relief and pride in the successful rescue.Source: PEOPLE
Things I Like More As I Get Older
This was on Reddit. Here are a few examples, what would be one of yours?
"Myself."
* "Silence and people canceling plans – that’s foreplay now."
* "Being at home, being in bed by 11pm, and grocery shopping."
* "Not having plans."
* "Having real conversations, no phone, hanging out with myself, and the self respect I have gained over the years with no need to please others. It's like a breath of fresh air."
* "Not giving a s*t what people think is an incredible feeling."
* "Birdwatching. Sorry – 'birding'."
Things Men Do When They Are Alone
This was from Buzzfeed. We threw in a few of ours as well.
* "I take five decorative pillows off the bed and put them in the closet until the morning of her return."
* "I cook a package of bacon and save the drippings. I cook basically everything in that fat until it’s gone. My wife and daughter are vegetarians."
* "FINALLY, a chance to clean up without anyone in the way! Turn up the music and bust out the broom and mop and rags! Go outside for a smoke and get to it!"
* "I don't know, but it's not gonna involve pants."
* "Back in my early 20s, I would immediately pull the mattress off the bed and drag it into the living room, drive to Hooters and grab a giant bucket of wings, then come home and sit on my living room bed eating wings. Now, in my mid-40s, I fire up Farming Simulator and an audiobook."
The Best Exercise For Sleep
* Aerobic exercise - Workouts that raise the heart and breathing rates, like cycling and running, can make falling asleep by lowering blood pressure and reducing stress.
* Strength training - Lifting weights or working out with resistance bands can also help you sleep better.
* Yoga - The practice of stretching and breathing can boost mindfulness and lower stress, as well as relax the nervous system and improve sleep quality.
* Walking - Even a simple brisk walk in the fresh air can ease stress and anxiety, which can lower cortisol and positively affect sleep quality.
Second Date Update
Derek mat Kayla at a mutual friend's game night. They bonded over their distaste for Monopoly. They met for sushi in S San Francisco. He can't think of anything that would make her ghost.
Marcus already ruined his new appliances within 24 hours of delivery. He was using his new induction stove. He didn't realize how hot it gets so quickly. Not only did he destroy a nice pan but left a heat mark on the new top. His was wife was so disappointed. Have you ever ruined something new right away?
Frugal Tips From Boomers
1. Pack a lunch
2. Use coupons
3. DIY
4. Use thrift stores
5. Do a staycation
6. Make it potluck
7. Start bartering
8. Delayed gratification
Why Is Corey's Sister So Weird?
I finally got my birthday gift from my sister. The card had pictures of cheese on the front, with the word "fromage." That's the French word for cheese, just in case you didn't know. Which is cool, because we just went to Paris. On the inside it was a blank card. All it said was:
OUI'D and then her signature...her full name with her middle initial. No "I love you," or "happy birthday." This the same woman who saw a good pic of me and texted this question: "Are you Team Zempy?" Like I must be on Ozempic to look good. Siblings, discuss.
Second Date Update
Liam met Jess on Bumble. They had dinner in South City. He said it was a fantastic date and he shared a lot of helpful investment advice with her, but she has ghosted.
Dirtiest Parts Of Your Hotel According To The Housekeepers
* Decorative pillows - These don’t get washed often, if at all.
* High-touch surfaces - Hotel room phones are the most unsanitary item. Higher-end hotels may give remotes, light switches and phones a wipe down before every check-in, but don’t count on it.
* Carpets - They tend to trap dust and bacteria.
* Hidden contamination spots - This is stuff tucked away, like barware inside drawers, that may be handled by guests without housekeeping staff knowing. Also, bathtubs with jets, only take a bath at a hotel if it’s a “super luxe five star hotel and only if it’s a non-jet bathtub.”
* Hard to reach spots - High ceilings, chandeliers, ceiling fans, curtain rods and shower heads, which may be overlooked during a standard hotel room cleaning.
Things Classy People Do
1. Adopting stress management techniques. Classy people have stress in their lives, they just use techniques such as yoga or meditation to keep away anxiety .
2. Learning to control their impulses. They keep their cool and stay even keeled, even when emotions are at its highest. Practice delayed response techniques, like counting to 10 before reacting.
3. Dedicating time to being alone. Just like they show up for other people, classy people show up for themselves, too.
4. Doing things that scare them. Rather than running from the things that make them uncomfortable, they do them. They face their challenges.
5. Cultivating a healthy inner circle of people. They know that having a healthy inner circle will help them promote healthy habits. They also know that toxic people will stagnate their own growth.
How Pets Keep Your Mind Sharp As You Age
Recent research suggests that owning a cat or dog can actually slow down cognitive decline in older adults.
Daily Walks = Brain Gains: Taking your dog out for regular walks doesn’t just keep your legs moving…it also boosts circulation and reduces stress, both of which support brain health.
* Routine, Routine, Routine: Pets thrive on consistency, and guess what? So does your brain. Feeding, grooming, and playtime create a structured day, which has been linked to better cognitive functioning in older adults.
* Conversation Starters with Fur: Walking a dog or sharing funny cat stories is a great way to connect with others, and socializing is key for brain health.
* Emotional Support: Pets are amazing at sensing your mood and offering comfort just when you need it. That emotional bond can lower stress levels.
* Mental Stimulation Through Play: Playing with your pet keeps you engaged and alert, whether it's tossing a ball or hiding treats. These mini-challenges promote problem-solving and coordination.
* They Make You Laugh, And That’s Good for You: Laughter has been shown to lower stress and stimulate brain activity, and pets are basically fuzzy comedians.
Second Date Update: Jonah and Lila went for Thai food in Albany. He thought things went really well. They are both avid readers, into poetry nights and open mic. Now, she's Casper.
Four Types Of Food That Make You Smell
* People with the rare disorder trimethylaminuria can give off a fishy odor after eating seafood.
* Vegetables such as broccoli and cabbage contain sulfur that escapes through breath, sweat, and gas.
* Spices like curry and cumin send volatile oils into the bloodstream, then out through sweat glands, leaving a lingering aroma.
* Red meat can also boost odor by releasing proteins that react with skin microbes.
Biggest Thing Successful Couples Do
* Relationship expert Jane Smith says that the secret to a happy relationship is simple…and not a surprise
* She believes couples who talk openly and honestly can better understand each other’s needs and feelings
* She advises setting aside time each day to talk without distractions, like phones or TV, to build a stronger connection
Timing Your Shower Can Help You Sleep
Taking a warm shower one to two hours before bed helps your body temperature drop, which signals your brain it's time to sleep. This matches your natural body clock and can help you fall asleep faster and sleep better. Evening showers also have a creative bonus. When your mind is relaxed, you might come up with new ideas or solutions to problems you've been thinking about. If you need better sleep, try warm evening showers. If you want more energy in the morning, cold morning showers work well.
Second Date Update
Tori and Evan went for Mediterranean food in Jack London Square. Tori said Evan was sweet, artsy, and “had poet energy.” It really matched her vibe. She thought the date was very sweet and was sure there would be a second date, but Evan has disappeared.
Americans Are Divided On AI
Americans are divided on the implications of artificial intelligence. According to a recent Gallup poll, 49-percent of U.S. adults surveyed said AI is "just the latest in a long line of technological advancements that humans will learn to use to improve their lives and society." But the polling also found that the other 49-percent of respondents said AI is "very different from the technological advancements that came before, and threatens to harm humans and society." Marcus is totally down, I am being dragged kicking and screaming 🙂
Marcus Is On Four Hours Of Sleep
There was a lice outbreak at Marcus' daughter's school. This was a first, so panic ensued. He was running around looking for medicinal shampoo. The best part was that Marcus was worried about himself. Trust me, I can see from here that he's fine.
Marcus Basically Got Cat-Called By Construction Workers
He passed a construction site and one of the guys commented that he looks like a young Tom Hanks. He was high for the rest of the day. Cat-calling, okay or not cool.
Second Date Update: Reed met Sophie on Hinge. What stood out was their similar lifestyle choices. They were both into fitness and eating healthily. They went out for Vegan sushi. Why is she ghosting?
How To Relieve Anxiety In Seconds
Dr. Anita Phillips, a trauma therapist, says you can deal with anxiety in just seconds.
* The first exercise is called the "voo" technique. You take a deep breath in, then breathe out while making the sound "voo" for as long as your exhale lasts. The vibration you feel helps work anxiety out of your body.
* The second exercise is called tension release. You breathe in calmly, then as you breathe out, you tighten up your whole body. Then you breathe in again and relax everything. Making your body tense on purpose and then letting it go helps your mind feel more relaxed too.
Phillips also suggests "shaking it out" while brushing your teeth - start by shaking your bottom, then let the shake move up through your whole body. See me perform these exercises on the IG.
Happiest Shift Workers
America’s most cheerful hourly employees are selling vapes, weed, and smokes, according to a new report. Over 1.51 million end-of-shift survey responses paint a less-than-ideal picture of the state of the union for wage workers. While the Net Happiness Score — the report’s metric for general workplace wellbeing — clocked in fairly high at 71.86%. The happiest industry sector turned out to be e-cigarette and marijuana stores, with 91.87% of employees saying they feel “good” or “amazing” about their jobs. They’re closely followed by caterers, baristas, dentists, and those who work in gyms, firearms stores, and sit-down restaurants.
Successful Couples Do These 4 Things In The AM
* Couples should say hello to each other in the morning. That tells your partner "I see you. You're alive. I'm alive. I appreciate you."
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* Second, successful couples make small loving gestures for each other. This might mean making coffee for your partner, putting out their robe, or setting up their breakfast bowl.
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* Third, they spend a few minutes together in the morning, even if it's just having coffee. It reminds them that even when the day gets stressful, they need to make time for what really matters.
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* Finally, successful couples include physical affection like a kiss or hug before leaving for work. This releases feel-good hormones like oxytocin, which strengthens their bond and makes them want to grow closer together.
Second Date Update: Nate and Brianna met on Hinge. They went for tapas in Noe Valley. What made Brianna ghost after their eventful meal?
My Girlfriend's Apartment Is Giving Me Anxiety
How would you handle this? You want to move in with your girlfriend, but she has a ton of knick-knacks, plants and just plain stuff. He is a minimalist and feels like he couldn't move in with her if she didn't at least get rid of half of it.
No Makeup On The First Date
In general, Gen Z has trended towards skipping out on classic date nights like traditional dinners and drinks in favor of more adventurous, active ventures like ocean swims, yoga sessions, or rock climbing. These activities allow potential paramours to get to know each other without the pressure of sitting across from each other and talking for hours on end — though eventually, there comes a point in a relationship where this is necessary. The latest move to ease the tension and anxiety of a first date? No makeup, a la Pamela Anderson. Both Millennials and Gen Zers have taken to the Internet to share their experiences with the movement, and overall, they’re psyched about their new looks, and the confidence boosts it can — potentially, as @madisonoud pointed out — bring with it. (No thanks, Tom Hanks)
Looking Good Vs Feeling Good
Along the same vein, people are saying that feeling healthy makes them feel attractive. Exercising and eating well, give the confidence a boost. Let me guess, you should cut ut alcohol? Booooooo.
Second Date Update
Jordan and Elise met at a birthday party. They discover they love puzzles, so they go to an Escape Room for their first date. They did it in under an hour, but now she has ghosted.
Americans Are Struggling To Get Off The Couch.
Maybe it shouldn't be so comfy.
* Americans just aren’t as active as they used to be pre-pandemic, according to a new study.
* It finds that we’re still logging about six hours of sitting time today, the same as it was in 2021.
* It seems the technology we started using during lockdown, like Zoom meetings and delivery apps are to blame for us being so sedentary.
Marcus Outed His Online Bot Girlfriend
Marcus can't help but mess with telemarketers, spam calls, etc. So, when he got a pretty female DM'ing him he was all in. They messaged back and forth until he mentioned the word, "bot." Her account disappeared immediately.
Lies Servers Tell To Get Better Tips
Aislin Parker, a waitress in San Diego, recently shared the hack she counts on for extra cash during her shifts. In a TikTok video, she tells viewers that she added a baby photo to her baby book and tells customers she’s a single mom to encourage them to tip her more. Are you a server and what lie have you told? One server said when he messed up, he would just tell his table it was his first day.
Second Date Update
Jonah met Talia at an outdoor salsa class in Golden Gate Park. They met in Berkeley for Mediterranean food. Now she has blocked him.
I was completely floored and flattered. My besties threw me a surprise birthday party over the weekend. Between my girl, Kim, my husband "The Jeff" and Marcus, they were able to keep me in the dark. It was such an amazing moment. I feel so blessed. And for people that couldn't make it, they did a video montage. So sweet.
Is It Going To Be A Good Or Bad Day?
You will know within 10 minutes of getting up.
* More than one in three Americans (37%) can tell if their day will be good or bad within 10 minutes of waking up, a new survey finds.
* Mornings can be thrown off track when people forget to make fresh coffee or tea (38%), forget to brush their teeth (34%), don’t shower (25%) or don’t exercise (22%).
* Having a good day leads to having a good night of sleep for 68% and 70% say a good night of sleep leads to a good day.
What do you think sets the tone for the day?
Marcus Had The Worst Time At The Movies
What do you do when someone won't stop talking...loudly...through the whole movie?
He asked twice, by the third time he gave up. Do you get a movie usher or is that so 1987?
Second Date Update: Lucas and Kendra met at a beach volunteer clean-up. They decide to meet for sushi a few days later. Now she has ghosted.
Red Flags You Are Getting Scammed
Between AI, texts, DM's...scams are around every corner.
1. Emergency Overload: Scammers love to trigger your panic response with emergencies like“Your grandson’s in jail!” or “You owe the IRS!” and that’s because freaked-out people don’t ask questions.
2. Too Fast, Too Furious: That “limited-time offer” or urgent request? It's likely a scam in disguise. Whether it’s fake tech support asking for authorization or a “can’t-miss” investment, scammers know pressure equals poor decisions.
3. New Number Who This?: Just met someone who suddenly needs cash? Yikes.
4. Badge of Deception: If an “officer,” “lawyer,” or “FBI agent” you’ve never met is suddenly in your business, it’s probably a con.
5. They Ask You To Pay? You Say “No Way!”: If someone’s asking you to pay with a gift card, crypto, or Venmo for tech support or bail money, run.
Tips To Make Yourself Instantly Likeable
* Image – Present yourself as a “person worth knowing” by looking clean, put together, wearing clothes that accentuate your positive vibes and intentions, and pay attention to the body language you’re emitting
* Authenticity – People can sniff out insincerity a mile away…and they’re way more attracted to someone who is authentic and the real deal
* Empathy – There aren’t enough people in this world willing to show they give a damn about more than themselves and their self-interest. Taking a genuine interest in others makes them feel special and cared about
* Positivity – We can all agree there’s too much negative crap out there, so don’t contribute to it…people flock to positivity
* Speak Like You Want To Lead – Stay away from slang and cursing, remember names, and don’t be afraid of sincere compliments
* Leave A Better World – Leave people smiling, and leave them laughing, inspired, and eager for their next experience with you
What We Love About Summer
This is according a survey of 2000 adults.
1. The smell of a grill (87%)
2. Spending time at the beach or lake (68%)
3. Swimming in a pool (68%)
4. Driving with the windows open or the top down on a car (58%)
5. Going to fairs or festivals (52%)
6. Staying up late at night (49%)
7. The smell of sunscreen (45%)
8. Chasing fireflies (24%)
Second Date Update: Devon and Marissa met in real life waiting in line at a food truck. They exchange numbers and plan a first date at a bar hosting a trivia night. What could have gone wrong?
Jacob & Maggie went for drinks and appetizers in Walnut Creek. They were only supposed to have drinks, but things were going so well...they ordered food. But now she has ghosted.
Phrases To Use To Avoid More Work: How do you think your boss would respond to these?
* “I'd love to help, but my plate is full right now”
* “Let me check my schedule and get back to you”
* “I don’t think I’m the best fit for this but I’d be happy to support you in another way”
* “Let me revisit this at a later date”
* “That’s outside my current scope, but I can help brainstorm ideas”
* “I’m stretched pretty thin right now. Can anyone else jump in?”
* “I’d hate to slow things down. Maybe someone else would be a better fit?”
* “This isn’t something I can take on right now, but let me know how I can help in another way”
* “If it’s urgent, you might want to check in with someone who’s available”
* “I’m not going to be able to take that on today”
* “I have other urgent priorities right now”
Vow Of Silence Summer
Gen Z women are swapping “hot-girl summer” for “vow-of-silence summer.” Instead of beach trips and dating apps, many are booking week-long stays at Catholic convents and monasteries, where they communicate only by writing notes or using simple hand signs. TikTok clips by early participants show peaceful gardens, structured prayer times, and long stretches of quiet that help them unplug from burnout, something researchers say hits about 250,000 Americans before age 30. The clips have sparked viral curiosity, filling guest lists months ahead and prompting jokes about an Airbnb-style app for convent beds. Commenters say the retreats feel like “therapy you can afford” and praise the nuns for welcoming visitors who just want stillness. Plus, the nuns are recruiting.
Interesting Observations in Paris
I forget how many people smoke in other countries...tons of smoking and vaping. It was really weird hear the Pirate of the Caribbean sing Yo ho, yo ho in French. No top sheets. Its the mattress cover and a duvet. Really stingy on ice and it was 98-degrees.
Second Date Update: Christian and Anna met through mutual friends. He even picked her up for the date. Did he pull a move in the car she didn't like?
Corey Pulled A Marcus On Vacation
The heat was the only drawback; they were breaking records for the heat which slowed us down just a bit. So, when we were in Disney...my husband crashed. I wasn't going to waste our fast passes or the fireworks show. So, I went solo. I was so happy I didn't miss it.
Wandering Off When Traveling
A father on Facebook posed this question: For the first time, we’ve decided to put together a vacation for the entire family. Not only are my wife and kids going, but our parents, siblings and their families are all going. It sounded like a great idea, at first, but I soon learned that I was the only one that wanted to do things like hiking and scuba diving. Everyone else just wants to sit on the beach and drink. So, now I’m debating how much of a “family” guy I’m willing to be. After all, it’s my vacation, too, right? What’s a reasonable amount of time during a week to break off and do my thing without coming off as a total a-hole to the rest of the family?
Jeff Isn't Built For Europe
Well, Disneyland Paris. Every time he had pull a harness down on a ride, all I would hear is "owwwweeeee." He said he ducked on the darker roller coasters in fear of being decapitated. He was a trooper though.
Second Date Update: Jeff and Heather had such a great first date that they ended up at her place for a little hot tubbing. Did Jeff do something in the tub to turn Heather off?
We have realized that we have a terrible habit of nicknaming our colleagues and they are not that nice. For example: Big Nose and American Pyscho.
A conversation on Reddit caught our eye. A man is claiming after being on Ozempic, he has "gained some inches down there."
How To Declutter Your Social Life
Bad Habits We Are Guilty Of
What Does Dad Really Want?
Second Date Update: Jesse and Vanessa had 3 zoom calls before actually
meeting in person. What did Vanessa observe in real life that made her ghost?
Surprising Things You Had To Teach Your Husband, For Ex:
* "I taught my husband that simply letting the water rinse the soap off his body wasn’t cleaning his feet. He had never actually 'washed' his feet."
Things Happy Couples Do Without Their Phones
1. Try each other's hobbies
2. Schedule regular check-ins
3. Engage in parallel play
4. Create rituals and routines
5. Cook together
6. Laugh
7. Take long walks
8. Play board games
9. Have deep conversations
10. Sit in silence
11. Talk about their days
How To Recharge Within 5 Minutes, This Helps.
Second Date Update: Keith and Sandra went on a date, turns out they live in the same apartment complex. He invited her in, what did she see at his place to make her ghost?
How Do We Get The Jeff To Declutter?
Corey's in-laws are coming in town on Saturday, and she is desperately trying to get the house in order. She has her areas maintained, but Jeff's stuff is everywhere. He has a million pairs of Nike shoes, his hot rod tires, a tire jack, miscellaneous stuff everywhere, etc. How does she approach the subject without treating him like a child? She doesn't want to feel like his mom.
How Much Would You Spend For Peace & Quiet?
According to the poll of 2-thousand U.S. adults, the average American would pay $2,521 for just one day of peace and quiet. Sure, that’s a huge amount of money, but parents would be willing to shell out even more - $1,147 more, on average.
* The average person only gets 9.5-hours a month to themselves.
* The biggest things standing are work (50%), family commitments (32%), financial constraints (24%), and social obligations (22%).
* But 13% admit they actually feel guilty when they finally get free time.
* More than half (53%) say they need more alone time than they’re getting now, and it turns out, they’re not above being dishonest to get it.
* More than a third (38%) confess they’ve lied to friends, family, or even their partner to get some time to themselves.
* “I’m not feeling well” is the most common lie told (54%), followed by “I have a lot of work to do” (40%), “I have a headache” (33%) and “I have an appointment” (33%).
* To have just a lazy morning to themselves, parents would pay an average of $325, and people would be willing to spend $339.80 just for one extra hour of sleep.
Crazy Wedding Dress Mom
Everyone knows that only the bride should wear white to a wedding. It seems one mother of the groom didn’t mind making this major faux pas when her son tied the knot, but she took it to the next level and showed up in a full bridal gown and veil to match. A now-viral Reddit post from someone claiming it happened at their cousin’s wedding.
"Everything was going smoothly until the groom's mother walked into the hall in a full-length white gown. Lace sleeves. Sparkly belt. Veil," the guest writes. “She looked like she was about to walk down the aisle herself.” As you’d expect, everyone was shocked by her attire, even the bride and groom, and the mom reportedly told people it was “tradition” in their family for the mother of the groom to wear white.
“To make things worse, the groom’s mom tried to stand next to the bride and groom during the vows, and even held the bride’s bouquet at one point,” the post explains. During the reception, the mother was introducing herself to people as “the first woman in his life.” Despite her mother-in-law’s fashion choice, the bride managed to remain calm and her new husband reportedly kept telling her, “I’m so sorry” over and over. Let’s just hope this mom let the newlyweds go on their honeymoon alone!
Second Date Update: Amber calls us about Craig. She says they had a lovely meal together and now he's ghosting. Did she do something to his food?
Marcus Finally Got Got
In Vegas, Marcus was doing his typical man-splaining to bartenders. He is very specific about his cocktails. Well, he finally met his match when he ordered a traditional Spanish cocktail at a nice Spanish restaurant. It's called carajillo and it is made with espresso and Liquor 43. However, he asked to add a premium tequila. She was taken aback and clearly unhappy he was messing with this classic drink. When he got the bill, she charged him not only for the cocktail, but for an extra shot for the tequila. Total? $40 for one drink. How would you ask? Would you explain what you want or ask how they make it?
Little Things That Annoy Us
* When they see someone that they don’t want to talk to - 46%
* A knock on the front door when they’re not prepared for guests - 44%
* People talking to them when they want silence - 43%
* When their Wi-Fi is lagging or cuts out - 40%
* Listening to someone chewing loudly - 40%
* Phone calls when they’re not expecting one - 34%
* Someone near them heavy breathing - 25%
* Their alarm clock/alarm - 21%
* Text message alerts - 16%
* Their phone/notifications going off during a meeting - 15%
What Dad Really Wants For Father's Day
* A new survey reveals what dads want most for Father’s Day this year and it couldn’t be easier to shop for it.
* It turns out, nearly 60% of dads just want to spend time with their kids for their special day.
* While 15% of fathers say they don’t want anything at all, 28% of those who would like a gift say they’d prefer one that’s simple and heartfelt, like something handmade.⠀
Second Date Update: Al & Cynthia are both divorcees looking for a second chance. However, Cynthia has ghosted. Did Al say something to turn her off?
Vegas Was Roller Coaster of Emotions
Marcus was in Vegas this weekend. The good news is that he came home a winner. The bad news was the turmoil on his flight home. They literally had to turn the plane around to remove a passenger.
When Riding in the Car, What Are The Rules for Being a Passenger?
* Passengers complaining, followed by blocking the mirrors and reaching for the invisible brake.
* Drivers also don’t like it when the people throw wrappers on the floor or mess with the radio.
* Watching loud videos on their phone or sticking their feet on the dashboard
* Passengers having loud phone conversations and not giving accurate directions are frustrating, too.
* The poll finds that 17% of women think their partner is an annoying passenger and a “backseat driver,” but 69% of men feel they’re a good passenger.
* Nearly two-thirds (62%) of men prefer being in the driver’s seat and 42% admit they like being in control.
* Close to half of men (45%) believe they’re a better driver than their partner, but 32% of them confess that changes when they need their partner to be the designated driver.
* Among the guys who prefer to be the driver, 15% admit they don’t like the way their partner drives.
* But in 20% of couples, men do the driving as part of their relationship “chore split” they agree to.
* And for 43% of couples, car trips regularly end in arguments, and some are so bad, 19% don’t speak to each other for a while afterwards.
Corey Threw Something Out She Might Regret Later
I have moved a lot, and I am trying to declutter. One of the things I purged was something that cannot be replaced ever...cuz I burned it.
Second Date Update: Amy calls about John. She liked him a lot. However, did she admit to being related to a killer?
Things In Your Bathroom To Throw Out Now
1. Product packaging: Put cotton swabs in glass jars, instead, and you'll turn your bathroom into a spa-like experience, just by decluttering.
2. Free cosmetic samples: They sit in cabinets or drawers for much longer than they should.
3. Duplicates of anything: we're talking about having duplicate hot tools and toiletries. You don't need one hand soap dispenser, not multiple. The same goes for shampoos and hair products, too.
4. Abandoned toiletry products: Don't let it just sit on your counter or in your cabinet, though. Ask a friend if they want to try it; they may like it!
5. Expired medications and beauty products: Medications especially will lose its effectiveness and could even be harmful if used when expired. Beauty products, too, can irritate you or harbor bacteria when expired.
6. Old bath towels and wash clothes: As a rule of thumb, hand towels, bath towels and wash clothes should be replaced every two years.
7. Most likely, your toothbrush: Experts say you should replace it every three months, so if it's been longer than that, throw it out.
2025 Summer Trends
* Rustic Farmhouse - Rustic aesthetics and farmhouse cottage interiors are becoming more popular, with searches for “farm cottage aesthetic” soaring by 911% . “Thrifted home decor” is also very trendy, searches for it have increased 488%.
* Digital Detox Summer - People are ready to ditch their screens and embrace nature this summer. Interest in nature travel is on the rise, including searches for” nature retreats” (up 72%) and “relaxing in nature” (up 32%).
* Urban Farming and Garden-to-Table Cooking - Pinterest users are taking inspo from an expert in these areas, Martha Stewart, with searches for “Martha Stewart aesthetic” skyrocketing 2,889%.
* Crafting Ideas - people plan to get crafty, with searches for “cute summer crafts” rising 106%, “summer knitting projects” jumping 64% and “book club crafts” up 558%.
* Nostalgic Fashion - The boho trend from the early 2000s is back in style. Searches for “boho chic summer outfits” have soared 1,071%, “crochet short dresses” climbed 2,030%, and those for “2000s summer dress” are up 483%.
Things Dating Your House
* Word Art - Trade out those “live, laugh, love” signs with real paintings on your walls. Contemporary abstract painter. Use coastal artwork in calming colors like white, sea blues and greens as a replacement for that statement art.
* Matchy-Matchy “Themed” Accessories - Take your time curating a collection of things you love from traveling, family heirlooms and things that mean something to you.
* Bowl-Shaped Light Fixtures - According to designer Liz Goldberg, “Nothing screams 90s rental builder grade more than this light fixture!” She advises switching to anything other than glass bowl-shaped flush mount lights, sometimes called “boob lights.”
* Cold Neutrals - The time for playing it safe with cool grey and greige neutrals has passed, and designers suggest updating your home with warmer neutrals for everything from walls to bedding.
* Neutral Linen Furniture - Design experts also recommend swapping neutral linen furniture pieces for furniture in deep hues or printed jacquard. If you love your current pieces and they’re still in good condition or new furniture isn’t in your budget, consider reupholstering what you have.
Second Date Update: Eduardo and Christine met at a party and even made out. Now, she has ghosted. Was it something he called her?
Thoughts Shift That Will Change Your Perspective:
Perspective really is powerful. We can be our own worst enemies and get in our own way. All it can take is a different way of thinking to help us overcome that obstacle.
1. Instead of saying “I’m not ready” say “No one really is”
2. Stop calling it procrastination, start calling it fear
3. Ditch the guilt spiral
4. Instead of saying “What if it goes wrong?” say “What if it’s worth it?”
5. Drop the idea that self-sabotage is about “low self-esteem”
6. Stop romanticizing the struggle
7. Stop defining yourself by past mistakes
8. Stop thinking you need to “find your purpose”
9. Consider fear a sign you’re close to something big
10. Let go of the idea that “consistency” means doing it perfectly
Questions To Ask Before Traveling With Your Pet: If you’re planning on traveling with your pup this summer, there’s a lot of planning involved. It’s a popular trend with globalvetlink.com finding that “78-percent of American pet owners travel with their pets each year.”
* Are there dog-friendly accommodations?
* Would my dog enjoy this destination?
* Is the climate safe and comfortable for a dog?
* How long is the trip and how will they handle the transportation there?
* Can I bring everything I need to keep them safe and happy away from home?
* Is transit accessible to dogs?
* What are the rules, requirements and restrictions?
* Will there be easy access to veterinary care and other canine services?
Once A Cheater, Always A Cheater
A study followed close to 2-thousand participants over three years, having them play a series of games that measured dishonesty. According to the results, cheating isn’t just the result of a mistake, it’s a part of someone’s personality that never goes away.
When participants played games they were told study authors couldn’t check to see whether their response was truthful or not.
* They could get away with lying about their answers and no one would know, and it turns out, many of them did. Over and over again over the three-years.
* Researchers found that if someone cheated in the first game, they were way more likely to cheat in the second and third games.
* Those who cheated were a lot more likely to do it again, no matter what the stakes or context were.
* But the reverse was also true, those who were honest in game one were much more likely to be honest in the other games.
Study authors found two big predictors of chronic dishonesty: low scores in something called “Honesty-Humility” and high scores in the “Dark Factor,” which is a combination of narcissism, Machiavellianism and psychopathy personality traits. They also found if someone lies easily and often, it might just be who they are and not a momentary lapse in judgment.
Second Date Update:
Reagan and Tim had dinner in downtown Martinez. Reagan can't think of anything that would have turned Tim off on the date. However, she may have done something after the date.
How To Kick the Snooze Button Habit:
- Waking up several times interrupts and fragments sleep, which means you’ll cycle back and forth between light, non restorative sleep and being awake, which isn’t restful.
- It can leave you feeling tired and groggy when you finally get out of bed.
- It reinforces bad sleep habits
- On top of not feeling rested, alert and at your best, the sleep expert points out that consistently not getting enough sleep can raise the risk of weight gain, cardiovascular disorders, metabolic disorders and even dementia.
- Fortunately, you can break the sleep-snooze cycle by:
- Making sure you’re getting enough sleep to feel truly rested, which is between seven and eight hours a night for most folks.
- Sticking to a consistent sleep schedule, which Auckley notes is easier if you time to rise to when your internal body clock starts to wake you up.
- In the morning, try to resist hitting snooze and get up as soon as your alarm goes off.
- Getting morning light exposure as soon as possible when you wake up, which helps keep your internal clock in sync and improves alertness.
- Have a positive morning ritual to look forward to, whether it’s enjoying freshly made coffee on your porch or catching up on sports scores.
Things You Are Still Wasting Your Money On:
ATM Fees
In 2025, paying ATM fees is almost a fool’s errand. With so many online banks offering free ATM withdrawals and brick-and-mortar banks offering a large network of free ATMs or ATM fee reimbursement, paying several dollars a month is seemingly avoidable. Simply put, there’s no reason to waste money on fees just to access your own cash so even if it takes planning ahead, make sure you omit this expense.
Bottled Water
Shockingly, people continue to spend money on bottled water, even given both the financial and environmental downfalls. If you don’t trust your tap water, even the cost of installing a filter or having one in your fridge can make it worth your money in the long run. Stop paying for something you can essentially get for free and invest in a quality reusable water bottle for when you’re on the go.
Brand-Name Medications
Unless you’re specifically advised by your doctor, opting for brand-name medications over their generic counterparts is a pointless expenditure. Generic drugs have the same active ingredients and undergo the same quality control as their branded counterparts. Switching to generics can save you hundreds or even thousands of dollars annually without compromising on health.
Cable TV Subscriptions
The world has moved on from traditional cable television, but many are still holding onto it — along with its hefty bill. Streaming services like Netflix, Hulu, and Disney+ offer customizable viewing options for a fraction of the price and even bundling options. If you’re still paying for a bloated cable package, it’s time to cut the cord and switch to more budget-friendly entertainment options.
Extended Warranties
Retailers love to upsell extended warranties, but the truth is, they’re seldom worth it. Most products are built to last for at least the length of their original warranty, and by the time they break, chances are you’d be looking to upgrade anyway. Instead of shelling out for extended warranties, set aside a small emergency fund for when things really go wrong.
Fast Fashion
Cheap, trendy clothing may seem like a good deal, but fast fashion is a money pit. These clothes are usually poorly made and fall apart after just a few wears, forcing you to constantly replenish your wardrobe in a never-ending cycle for your closet and nearest landfill. Instead, invest in quality, timeless pieces that last longer. You’ll not only save money but also reduce your environmental footprint.
Premium Gas for Non-Luxury Cars
Unless your car specifically requires premium gasoline, you’re throwing money away by filling up with it, especially when gas prices are already so high. Modern engines are designed to run efficiently on regular unleaded gas, and using premium won’t give you any added benefits in performance. Stick to regular gas and watch your fuel expenses drop in what you pay at the pump.
Overpriced Online Shopping on Amazon
Name-brand phone chargers, headphones, and other items can cost up to three times as much on Amazon when compared to other retailers or the product’s own website. Check reviews before you add something to your cart as many will let you know if it’s worth the cost. Don’t be afraid to shop around, as varying sticker prices could shock you.
Unused Gym Memberships
In 2025, no matter your fitness resolutions, there’s no reason to pay for a gym membership you’re not using. With the explosion of online workout platforms, free YouTube fitness channels, and affordable apps, staying in shape no longer requires an expensive gym pass, particularly if you don’t go regularly. If you’re still paying for a membership you rarely use, it’s time to cancel and explore the world of free digital fitness.
What ER Doctors Bring On Vacation:
- Anti-nausea medication - “Always pack Zofran, just in case,” said Dr. Cedric Dark, associate professor of emergency medicine at Baylor College of Medicine. “The feeling of nausea and vomiting is one of the most hated things you could ever imagine and there’s nothing over-the-counter that is that helpful.” Zofran is only available by prescription, but it dissolves under your tongue, so it works even when you can’t really keep anything down.
- A bug zapper - Dr. Dark says standalone mosquito traps or a mosquito zapper racquet like the one he uses are must-haves for traveling somewhere tropical, where the insects can carry serious diseases like West Nile virus, Zika virus and dengue fever.
- Tweezers - They’re a fix for the far more simple, but common problem of splinters, and that’s why tweezers are a travel essential for Dr. Joy Crook, associate professor of clinical emergency medicine at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.
- Compression socks - The CDC warns that traveling for more than four hours by air, car or bus raises the risk of developing blood clots, but wearing compression socks can help lower that risk. That’s why they’re a go-to for Dr. Erin Muckey, associate professor of emergency medicine at Rutgers New Jersey Medical School.
- A portable charger - Dr. Eric Adkins, an emergency medicine physician at the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center, points out that you can’t call for help or look up where the nearest pharmacy or hospital is with a dead phone battery, so he packs a portable charger.
- A carbon monoxide detector - Dr. Crook says this is a recent addition to her travel bag, since several stories of travelers dying from carbon monoxide poisoning have happened this year alone.
- Melatonin - Not sleeping well can weaken the immune system, which can make you more likely to get sick, but melatonin supplements can help “reset your internal clock,” according to Adkins, so you can snooze.
Second Date Update: Dalia and Reggie go to the Mountain Winery to see Chris Isaak. She loved every minute. He has disappeared...was it her dancing?
Little Luxuries:
1. Peace and quiet
2. High-speed Internet
3. Good quality coffee
4. Next day delivery
5. Grocery delivery
6. Good quality skincare
7. A TV show with no ads
8. Robot vacuum cleaners
9. Having an after-dinner treat
10. Air fryer
Letting Your Kids Plan Your Vacation
* New research suggests that allowing your kids to have a say in planning a family vacation is the way to make it better.
* According to a new survey, 82% of parents say their best trips happened when their kids helped with planning it.
* That may be why 22% have actually let their school-age child plan every detail of a vacation.⠀
* Moms and dads have learned that when kids are involved in planning, they help with activities (89%), and restaurants (54%), and make sure that the trip involves things their kid likes (76%).
* And the kids are up for the task, as 86% of them want to be more involved in planning family vacations and 53% want to plan as much of the trip as possible.
* So, what would a kid’s dream vacation look like? It would include having a meet-and-greet with their favorite celebrity (34%), sitting in the front row of their favorite artist’s concert (29%) or having backstage access at that show (27%).
* Riding on an amusement park parade float is another top choice (26%), along with having a meet-and-greet with their favorite cartoon characters (24%), or sitting in the front row at a professional sports game (20%).
* To turn a regular trip into a dream getaway, kids also want to go to fun restaurants (54%), have a chance to swim (51%), and do outdoor activities (49%).
* Some kids dream big, with their ultimate dream trip including a 13-day-journey across six states and five countries on an epic road trip (60%), a flight (57%) and a cruise (33%).
* Even parents who aren’t letting their kid plan an entire vacation want to get their input and 84% say they try to take inspiration from their kids’ imagination when creating a vacation.
How To Avoid Post-Vacation Blues
* Before you leave - Tidy up your home. Clean your sheets, empty the trash, and clear the fridge, so you get to return home to a welcoming space instead of chaos.
* After you return - Give yourself a day (or two) to unpack and reset before diving back into work and obligations.
* Keep the joy alive - Plan little treats like a night out, a new recipe, or a cozy evening at home to recreate those memorable vacation moments.
* Listen to the blues - If your mood lingers or you think it might be a sign of some bigger issues, consider what changes you might need to make, and reach out for help if it feels like it’s more than just a passing slump.
Second Date Update: Greg takes Lissa on a date in Soma. The weather was great, eh even wore shorts. Did that have something to do with her ghost?
Friday was as awful as expected. However, Jeff and I knew we were doing the right thing. I talked about the process and how the woman from Act of Love was so kind. Plus, we share some more of our favorite stories about Loki.
Things People Regret Keeping
* Old paperwork
* Unworn Clothing
* Old Furniture
* Anything That's Expired
* Leftover Paint
* Baby and Kids Items…when the kids are older or grown
* Unnecessary Duplicates
* Old Linens
* Extra Cookware
* Old Electronics
* Decor That Doesn’t Reflect Who You Are Now
* The “Just in Case” Pile
Sea Therapy:
The beach allows for mindfulness because it facilitates being more present when you are watching the ocean, as it’s repetitive and allows for greater connection to the present moment while keeping us engaged.
* Spending time at the beach can “have profound effects on mental well-being.”
* This includes benefits like reducing stress, boosting mood, improving sleep and even helping with cognitive restoration.
* Spending time in the sun also helps the body produce vitamin D, which we need for bone health, immune function and mood regulation.
* There are some potential downsides to “sea therapy,” including sunburn, dehydration, pollution, allergies and water safety concerns, but they can easily be avoided.
Second Date Update: Doug and Michele went to dinner together. Did she pass his test?
Today Is Going To Suck For Corey
My husband and I have to put one of our dogs down today. So, I shared some of my favorite stores about Loki. Explained why we are doing it and asked if we should let the other dogs watch. We have a great listening audience who is very kind and left some heartfelt message.
These Things Are Bad For Teeth
* Sipping lemon water all day - all that acid is terrible for teeth as it can lead to enamel erosion.
* Drinking green smoothies - Without a little calcium added in, the oxalates in raw spinach can actually pull minerals from your teeth.
* Snacking on dried fruit - they can raise the risk of cavities.
* Powering up with sports drinks - Energy drinks, Crystal Light and even “natural” sports drinks that are lower in calories can still be high in acidity.
* Grazing on Goldfish crackers - break down into simple sugars and coat kids’ teeth like glue.
The Best Thing You Can Say To Your Man:
It will make him feel good, especially if it comes out of the blue (this is according to Marcus, by the way.) "What's up, big dog."
Second Date Update: Lindsay goes out with Tobias after meeting on Hinge. He takes her to very nice restaurant. Is he ghosting over the tip?
Woman Catches Husband Cheating Because Of Electric Toothbrush:
This is why you have a "burner" toothbrush. A woman in the UK caught her husband cheating after noticing odd activity on their electric toothbrush app. The married mother of two was using the app to track her kids’ brushing habits when she saw the toothbrush was used at strange times, like when her kids were at school and her husband was supposed to be at work. Suspicious, she checked and confirmed her kids were at school. When she asked her husband, he claimed he was at work all day. She hired a private investigator, who found proof of the husband’s affair. Smart devices like toothbrushes can reveal secrets because they track usage data. The woman confronted her husband with the evidence, and he admitted to the cheating. Everyday devices can hold clues to catch dishonest partners, making it harder for cheaters to hide.
How To Sleep Away From Home:
Make it feel more like home - Research shows that bringing aspects of our home environment, like sound and smell, can help us feel more relaxed and happy when we’re away, so bringing those to the new space can help you sleep.
* + Sound - If you usually run a white noise machine, pack it when you travel, or use an app that gives the same effect.
+ Smell - Our homes all have a unique scent and you can trick your brain into feeling “at home” anywhere by bringing the fragrance with you. Using the same lotions, shampoos and soaps can help, and packing something washed in your detergent to sleep with can make the new bed feel more familiar.
+ Routine - Sticking to your usual pre-bedtime schedule can keep you on track for sleep, too. Whether you watch TV, meditate, read or listen to a podcast, doing the same thing at the same time you usually hit the sack can ease you to sleep, just like at home.
Control the environment - You want to recreate the physical conditions you’re used to sleeping in by controlling the light and temperature. If you like it pitch black, cover the light sources with Post-It notes or tape, or bring a nightlight if you need a little illumination. Adjust the thermostat so it’s as comfy to you as your home bedroom.
Select a strategic location - If you’re lucky enough to get a choice for your hotel room, always pick one that’s away from busy streets and other noise, like elevators or lobbies.
Get out of bed - If you still can’t fall asleep, go ahead and get up for a little while. Making yourself lie there and watch the clock can make you even more anxious, which makes it even tougher to fall asleep. If you’re struggling to snooze for longer than 20 minutes, get up for a few minutes and do something relaxing, which resets your mind and body, so it should be easier for you to relax when you go back to bed.
Average American Only Feels Healthy 19 Days Out Of The Month:
* Nearly three-quarters (72%) admitted they were in moderate or poor health at the time they were surveyed, with just 28% reporting they felt totally healthy.
* Fatigue is the most common condition, people deal with it around 13 days a month.
* Digestive issues are number two (10 days a month), followed by mood changes (10 days) and headaches (8 days).
* Half (51%) of respondents live with recurring health issues that have continued for six months or longer.
* Gut issues are a common complaint
* This includes 30% who regularly deal with bloating, indigestion and constipation.
* Almost two-thirds (65%) of all respondents feel like their less-than-ideal health affects their performance at work, and more than 40% share that it limits their ability to exercise.
* For 15%, not feeling well has also kept them from fully being able to enjoy family time.
* Even worse? Nearly half (48%) of those with constant gut issues say it’s made them avoid sex.
* Gut issues are also becoming more common in younger people, now Gen Z is the largest group suffering from them.
Second Date Update: Lindsay goes on a date with Roy. They are both runners, they both like to eat healthy, so they decide to hit up a Mediterranean restaurant for dinner. Roy has checked out, did she catfish him?
Unbothered People Do These Things When They Are Stressed:
1. They find a way to laugh, or at least smile
2. They change perspective to focus on solutions
3. They write it out and then talk it out
4. They determine the cause and see what can be changed
5. They reframe the stress or the situation
6. They visualize the opposite of their stress
7. They focus on breathing
8. They self-soothe with herbal tea or relaxing hobbies
9. They listen to music, books, or guided meditation
10. They get a hug
When You Realized You Weren't YOUNG Young Anymore:
* "One day I woke up still tired, and that feeling never really went away."
* "I go to bed at 10 p.m., and I love my nap on the weekend."
* "Hearing myself go 'ooof' and 'ahhhh' when I sit down or stand up."
* "When coworkers are half your age or more."
* "When cops started looking younger than me."
* "Things taking longer to heal/stop hurting."
* "When I bought alcohol and they didn't ask for any ID."
Most Misspelled Words In The Country
1. Definitely
2. Separate
3. Necessary
4. Believe
5. Through
6. Gorgeous
7. Neighbor
8. Business
9. Favorite
10. Restaurant
Second Date Update: Kendall and Mark hit up a pizza joint outside Chase Center. She had a blast. He is ghosting....were her vocal/facial tics inappropriate?
Marcus trolled Corey's husband, The Jeff, without even realizing it. Marcus didn't recognize the account and let him have it.
Things younger generations will never experience.
* "Toy stores. Nothing beats the aisles and aisles of stuff at Toys 'R' Us."
* "Slamming the phone down to end a phone call."
* "Life without tech in everything – whole summers with just you and the backyard, alternating sometimes with friends and bicycles."
* "The excitement of your new favorite song playing on the radio or MTV."
* "When everyone watched a TV show at the same time in their individual households and then came together to talk about it the next day. Pre-streaming services days. Commercials still sucked but there was something magical about it."
* "We didn’t have to pay an exorbitant amount of money for concert tickets."
* "Walking down the street collecting your mates along the way to go hang out."
* "Listening to whole albums, not just singles on an app."
* "The arcade. Putting two quarters on the glass indicates you’ve got next. Watching this one dude beat ‘Mortal Kombat 2’ on just two quarters."
* "That feeling of not being watched/recorded."
* "Internet before the corporate world got hold of it. It was truly a wild west era."
Spending on these items can bring joy.
* Live music
* Novel experiences
* Time-saving purchases
* Activities that boost your relationships
* Being generous to others
* Small joys
* Counterintuitive challenges
* Making plans in advance
Second Date Update: Elena and David try a new restaurant she discovered. Now, he is not reaching out. Was it something she said?
What Annoys Us Most On Airplanes
1. Kids kicking the back of your seat
2. Crying or disruptive kids
3. Seat reclining
4. Drunk passengers
5. Using a device without wearing headphones
6. People talking really loudly
7. Taking too long to put bags in the overhead bins
8. People standing up to get their bags down before the flight is officially over
9. People getting too loud when drinking alcohol
10. Pulling the back of your seat when they stand up
Pizza Is Literally Good For Your Mental Well-Being
* A delicious way to de-stress has been discovered by researchers in England.
* According to a new study from the University of East Anglia, the smell of freshly baked pizza can “significantly” reduce stress and boost mood.
* It finds that 42% of participants reported the aroma made them feel comforted, and 28% felt a distinct mood boost.⠀
Most Unhinged Senior Pranks
* “We released 5 greased pigs in the school. And they were labeled 1,2,3,4,6, so all the administrators were looking for #5 the whole day.”
* “Seniors took a cow up to the second floor of the school. Cows can walk up stairs but can’t walk back down.”
* “All 325 grads had one marble. The principal was confused when the 1st kid shook his hand & gave it to him. Then he looked at us ALL in terror when the 2nd kid did, realizing what was about to happen.”
* “1,500 pounds of cow manure on the front main steps.”
* “The seniors my freshman year put icy hot on ALL of the toilet seats.”
* “Long ago, my sister's class made up an entire student. He was in all sorts of activities and listed as not pictured in the yearbook.”
* “They hung raw hot dogs by strings from the ceiling, every hallway. They were everywhere. The whole school stunk. People were jumping up and smacking them. They were flying off and hitting people. It was … original.”
* “My class released thousands of crickets into the halls, they heard chirps for a couple years.”
* “We started rumors about God-awful pranks that the staff would dread happening and kept moving the date and making them look over their shoulders and then just never did anything. Purely psychological.”
* “The seniors took forks from the cafeteria (throughout the year) and gave them back at graduation as they crossed the stage.”
* “We hired a mariachi band to follow around the principal all day.”
Second Date Update: Jason and Maya went to dinner...was it something about his table manners or lack there of?
Americans and their "perfect" vacations:
* A new survey finds that six in 10 Americans believe their “perfect” vacation exists here in the U.S. and it reveals what it takes to create it.
* The trip would last 11 days, be at least three hours away from home, and prioritize food, relaxation and good weather.
* For nearly two-thirds (63%), that perfect getaway is at the beach, while 53% prefer the great outdoors, and 43% would spend it in a major city.
The moment I knew they were the one:
* "When he blurted out that he loved me so much (for the very first time) during a quick lunch date because we had just found out we both hated eggnog.
* "She drove on our first date. I was looking through her CD collection and found Tenacious D. I just put it in the CD player and we did car karaoke through the whole album."
* "After dating and living together for three years, I tried to think about my future, and I could not for the life of me picture a future without her in it. So I knew, and over 25 years later, the best part of our day is getting to see each other."
* "We were long-distance. When we met for the first time after eight months of talking. They knew I was allergic to flowers, so they got me broccoli (my favorite vegetable) stalks wrapped in ribbon.
* "We left his house to go out somewhere, and he told his dog in a totally normal voice, 'We're going out now, we will be back soon.' There was not an ounce of embarrassment about talking to his dog like he was people in front of his new girlfriend. I knew there and then he was a keeper."
Best time to travel for Memorial Day weekend.
Second date update: Eric and Pam take a stroll at Baker Beach. He had a great time, she has ghosted. It had something to do with his shorts.
Air BnB Is cracking down on Memorial day destructive parties:
This week, the company started rolling out their “proprietary anti-party technology” for listings nationwide. It’s the fourth year that Airbnb has used this high-tech defense system to block certain bookings during summer holidays, including Memorial Day and the Fourth of July. The goal is to “reduce the risk of disruptive parties,” which are banned on the platform, and “to promote responsible and safe stays.” The technology identifies and flags “certain (booking) attempts” based on factors like the type of listing being booked, length of stay, distance to the listing from the guest’s primary location and whether the reservation was made at the last minute. Trying to book a one-to-two night stay in an entire home could be considered higher risk for a disruptive party.
Anyone who’s “blocked” from booking an entire home will have the option to book “alternative accommodations” on Airbnb. Last year, the anti-party defenses stopped around 51-thousand people in the U.S. from booking a home on the platform for both summer holiday weekends.
These college degrees make no money:
1. Foreign language - $40,000
2. General social sciences - $41,000
3. Performing arts - $41,900
4. Anthropology - $42,000
5. Early childhood education - $42,000
6. Family and consumer sciences - $42,000
7. General education - $42,000
8. Miscellaneous biological science - $42,000
9. Social services - $42,000
10. Theology and religion - $42,000
Accents we find the most trustworthy:
* Americans don’t just find the British accent the most trustworthy (42%), they also think it’s the most appealing (46%).
* The American Southern accent is the second most popular accent (31%).
* People like Southern accents so much, they’re 157% more likely to trust someone with one over someone with a non-regional American accent.
* 60% of Americans admit they find the New York accent annoying and 45% of New Yorkers agree their own accent can be irritating.
* Only 10% of those surveyed say they trust someone with a New York accent.
* French accents leave 38% of Americans confused, while Australian (35%) and Irish (32%) are associated with calmness.
Second Date Update: Emma has ghosted Paul. Did it have to do with his outfit?
How To Save On Summer Travel:
Be a points hacker - It’s a great time to use all those points and miles you’ve built up.
* Don’t pay full price on travel gear - Before you buy new things like portable cribs, compact strollers or travel-friendly car seats, consider open-box and overstock gear at sites like REBEL*. These items were returned, but never used, and come with discounts as much as 50% off retail.
* Try an off-season destination - Pick a place that’s not all over Instagram in July.
* Find those free activities - Look for urban green spaces, interactive art parks, summer festivals and fairs at your destination - some cities even create calendars with zero-cost options for families.
* Think midweek, not peak week - Want to fly on a Friday? So does everybody else, so consider shifting your dates to midweek — especially Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
How To Keep Your Brain In Tip Top Shape:
Exercise - research shows that the number one thing you can do for the brain is to be active regularly.
* Eat more whole foods and fewer processed foods
* Minimize drinking and don’t smoke
* Manage your stress - Stress may not be a direct risk factor for dementia, but chronic stress is tough on the brain’s memory system.
* Challenge your brain - Keeping your brain sharp by playing games, learning a new language or instrument, and doing social activities.
* Get seven to nine hours of sleep - Not getting enough sleep is bad for the brain and can even raise the risk of Alzheimer’s.
* Spend time with friends and family - Staying socially active is incredibly important, as research* shows that social isolation is linked to as much as a 50% higher risk of dementia.
Signs Your Man Is Noble:
* He opens doors for you
* He calls you instead of texting
* He walks on the street side of the sidewalk
* He walks you to your door
* He sends good morning texts
* He understands the etiquette of leadership
* He puts his hand on the small of your back when introducing you to someone
* He takes the time to plan a date
Second Date Update: Emma calls about Paul. She thought he was a true prospect since he took dating and relationships seriously. Now, nothing.
Organization That Is A Waste Of Time. Do you agree with this list?
Instagram is loaded with organizing hacks to make your home look “perfect.” But, experts say, many are a waste of time. A few of what the group, put together by “Huffington Post” say you should stop doing may surprise you. Here are a few:
* Folding Underwear and socks.
* Organizing Legos By Color
* Color-Coding Your Books
* Decanting Food Into Containers. Keep them in the original packages
* Over-Sorting. Don’t overthink it
Corey Injured Herself Over The Weekend. What is the silliest way you have injured yourself? She and her husband were...you know...and she thought there was more bed and rolled right off...hitting the floor with all the force.
My Dog Hate My Boyfriend: Taylor on Reddit writes: My dog Molly is super friendly with everyone… except my boyfriend. Every time he comes over, she growls, hides, or stares him down like a furry little bodyguard. At first, we laughed it off, but now it’s got me thinking. My boyfriend says it’s just a phase, but part of me wonders if my dog’s picking up on something I’m not seeing. Should I trust my instincts? Or Molly’s?
Second Date Update: Adam takes Randi to a taco truck. Now, she is ghosting. Was it the tacos?
How much does the average American spend on streaming service:
- New research from CNET finds that the average U.S. adult is paying $1,080 per year for subscriptions.
- That has 61% second-guessing their subscription spending and 26% have already canceled at least one.
- We’re paying for all kinds of subscriptions, but the most popular ones are for streaming services (61%), followed by e-commerce, like Amazon Prime (37%) and music (33%).
Can we go back to cable?
Airport moves costing you money:
- Park It Smart
- Weight your checked bag
- Bring a water Bottle
- Skip duty free
- Know what can go in Carry-On
- Use travel rewards
- Don't buy snacks on the flight
- Rent a car away from the airport
- Be a Public Transpo Pro
Virtual Birthday and still wants gifts:
* A mom in a parenting advice forum was very confused when her child got an invitation to an online birthday party, except there’s no actual party.
* The invitation explained that gifts can be sent to the birthday child’s address and even included a list of suggestions and said “or you can Venmo her money.”
* So, basically, this mom is skipping the party for her kid, but still wants everyone to send presents, and the commenters call it out as rude and tacky.
Second Date Update: Lisa and Ross are both movie lovers, so that's what they do on their date. Did something happen in the theater that caused him to ghost?
Great comebacks to use when someone is out of line:
* "What a strange thing to say out loud."
* "I’ve been using 'I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you' a lot lately."
* “Let’s normalize keeping some thoughts to ourselves.”
* "When someone interrupts me, I like to say, 'Your turn!'"
* “You brighten every room you walk out of.”
* “That makes sense when you don't think about it.”
* "I'll say, 'You look like the type,' and then let their insecurities take over from there."
* “When someone interrupts me, I say, 'Oh, I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?'"
* "'I wasn’t insulting you, I was describing you…'"
* "When someone comments on someone else's social media to say 'I'm unfollowing you now because (insert: whatever reason),' I'll comment back, 'This isn’t an airport, you don’t have to announce your departure.'"
* “I bet your parents change the subject when you get brought up.”
* "You're doing your best. And that's embarrassing."
* "Just because you don’t like the answer doesn't mean it’s not the answer."
* "Sometimes, I just side-eye my friend but without any subtlety."
* "That’s so brave of you!!"
* "I'll say, 'Do you think?' and then stop there. But you gotta say it as if more is coming after it."
* “I’d love to agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
* “That’s a choice!”
Wedding guest rules, now that we are in wedding season:
* The number one “don’t” as a wedding guest?
* Skipping the ceremony
* Never bring a plus one unless it’s written on the invitation
* Don’t overdo it at the open bar
* Follow the dress code on the invitation
* And always get the couple a gift
One in 7 would ditch their partner to help their dog live longer:
According to a new survey of 19-hundred U.S. dog owners, 52% say their dog’s health is “just as” important as their own, and another 41% take it further, saying it’s even more important than their own. Half of owners would clone their dog , and 10% admit there’s “no limit” to what they’d pay to do it. Many dog parents would give up their favorite things in life if it meant their dog would live three years longer. Gen Z would gladly say goodbye to their favorite meals, Gen Xers would cut out coffee forever, and baby boomers would be willing to have all their entertainment spoiled for them.
Second Date Update: Shawn calls us about Cassie. He really liked that they both really were into basketball. But is he too much of a fan?
These habits are tanking your metabolism:
* Not eating enough
* Waiting too long before eating
* Sitting too much
* Not prioritizing strength training
* Not sleeping enough
* Always feeling stressed
* Not getting enough protein
Weird street names:
* Toad Suck Road in Conway, Arkansas
* Farfrompoopen Road in Fannie, Arkansas
* Windy Butte Way in Las Vegas
* Tootin’ Hill Road in West Simsbury, Connecticut
* Booger Hollow Road
* Zzyzx [[Zizicks]] Road in Zzyzx, California
* Haviture Way in Eagle Mountain, Utah
* Psycho Path in Traverse City, Michigan
* My Way, Which Way, Right Way, That Way, Straight Way, and Same Way in Houston, Texas
Are you a biter, licker or nibbler when it comes to ice cream? A new survey of 2-thousand adults finds that 63% prefer to lick theirs, while 39% bite their scoops. But what does that reveal about them?
* People who go at it with their teeth and bite their ice cream are more “fearless,” “confident” and “impulsive.” She explains, “Biters are very in-the-moment, they are probably extroverts and like instant gratification.”
* Those who lick their ice cream tend to be “methodical” and “relaxed,” as they patiently enjoy their scoop. “Lickers prefer delayed gratification,” Hemmings says. “They crave the dopamine hit, the brain’s reward, that they get from extending the eating process.”
* As for those who nibble, they’re more likely to be “cautious,” “gentle” and “thoughtful,” but possibly a little controlling at times. “Nibblers are good emotional self-regulators, though they may be prone to anxiety because of their enthusiasm for attention to detail,” the ice cream analyst explains.
Second Date Update: Mandy met Steve on Hinge. She thought he was really into her. Now, he's ghosting. She might have turned him off by doing one thing.
Boomers and Gen Z both agree these things need to go:
1. Spam calls and texts
2. Hidden fees
3. Monthly subscriptions
4. Influencer content
5. Overpriced concert tickets
6. Clickbait headlines
7. Pointless meetings
8. Micromanagers
9. Shame around changing careers
10. Overpriced airport food
11. QR code restaurant menus
The Tinkerbell Effect: The gist? Belief itself can make things real. In the original tale, Tinker Bell only survives if people believe in her.
Psychologists have borrowed this idea to explain how belief can shape our reality…not just in Neverland, but in everyday life. From confidence boosts to better mental health, your mindset may hold more power than you think. Of course, like any kind of magic, the Tinker Bell effect needs to be used wisely. But when applied thoughtfully, it can be downright transformative.
We broke up, can I keep his mom? Jordan on Instagram DMs writes: My ex and I broke up over a year ago, but his mom and I stayed close. Every couple of weeks we meet for coffee, text about books, and she even invited me to her birthday brunch. My ex just found out and flipped, saying I’m crossing a line. But honestly, she feels like family to me, and we never even talk about him. Is it wrong to stay friends with her, or does breaking up with someone mean breaking up with their family too?
Second Date Update: Chris calls us to see if we can connect with Julie. They met at a networking event in SF recently and really hit it off! Lots of texting and funny banter and they FINALLY had dinner a couple weeks ago. Everything was going so smoothly (and he rarely dates so this is a big deal for him) and in the middle of dinner she said she "wasn't feeling well" and left abruptly. He followed up that night on text....no word back. Was it something he said about her daughter?
Woman divorces husband after Chat GPT said he was cheating. Really???? This is what we are doing?
Arguments you will never win with your parents:
1. The “you don’t know how easy you have it” tale
2. “The “your phone is rotting your brain” warning
3. The “why can’t you just call” guilt trip
4. The “we didn’t need therapy” reminder
5. The “music isn’t as good as it used to be” battle
6. The “why are you wasting your money on rent?” judgment
7. The “everyone’s too politically correct these days” shaming
8. The “climate change isn’t real” dismissal
9. The “nobody wants to work anymore” critique
10. The “when are you ever going to settle down?” burden
De-loading to fight fatigue. Elite athletes use a trick called a “deload” to fight fatigue and keep up their training, and you can use it for your habits, too. A deload is a short break, usually a week, where you ease up on a routine to rest and recharge. For example, if you paint or study a language every day, you might skip it for a week or do it less intensely, like sketching lightly or reviewing simple words. This helps your body and mind recover from built-up tiredness, prevents you from stalling, and keeps you motivated. What if you never uploaded?
Second Date Update: Ty and Claire go out after meeting online. Was it one of his extra-curricular activities that turned her off?
Don't Give Your Kids A Beater of a Car: We used this statistic to talk about the cars we had as kids, prompting listeners to use the talk-about their first car. Got some good hits.
Ask Yourself These Questions Before You Commit To Anything:
* How long is the event going to be?
* Is this something casual?
* Is it okay if I bring someone?
* How many people are going to be there?
* What are you most looking forward to?
* Is it okay if I leave early?
* Is it possible that this event will go overtime?
* Will I know anyone there, or are these new people?
* Will we have time to talk, or will it be too hectic?
* Will the event only be there, or will we be going to other places?
* Is there anything else I should know about beforehand?
Don't Ask These Questions On A First Date:
* “Why are you still single?”
* “Have you had any work done?”
* “How much money do you make?”
* “Do you think I’m hotter than your ex?”
* “What’s your body count?”
* “How many kids do you want?”
Second Date Update: Matthew and Taylor both live in Walnut Creek. They have a ton in common, they both love going to shows. The date went so well Matthew was thinking of taking her to Cirque du Soleil for their next date. Was there something about his relationship with his mom that turned her off?
Marcus and Corey talk to award-winning Actor Jeremy Piven about his current nationwide stand-up tour (including his dates in the Bay Area), why (after four decades of performing on stage and screen)"all roads lead to stand-up comedy," and why he thinks a lot of directors consider him an "artistic booty call." Hilarious! Grab tickets to see him live at www.jeremy-piven.com.
Worst Mother's Day gift according to Mom:
1. Weight loss products (30%)
2. Cleaning supplies (26%)
3. “How to” cookbooks (14%)
4. Unsolicited self-help books (12%)
5. Leftover holiday candy (7%)
6. Gas station flowers (5%)
7. Homemade coupon books (3%)
8. Gift cards to stores YOU like (2%)
50% of people shop for engagement rings together.
* 50% of all engagement ring shoppers had their partner with them in 2025
* 18% also brought their parents
* 11% brought a friend or sibling
* 18% picked out the ring alone
People still don't know how or when to wash their hands. Nearly 36-hundred U.S. adults and found that about half (48%) forget to choose not to wash their hands at key times, like after grocery shopping, dining out, or going to a doctor’s office. While people are most likely to wash up after going to the bathroom, handling food or pet or human waste, only 30% wash after sneezing or coughing.
Old school rules that Gen Z ignore, for ex:
1. The customer is always right
2. The 9-to-5 grind is the gold standard
3. You should dress for the job you want, not the job you have
4. The politics or religion conversation is inappropriate
5. You must save for a rainy day
6. The corporate ladder is the only path to success
7. The white picket fence is the dream
8. You can retire at 65
9. The man should be the breadwinner
10. The college degree equals job security lie
Financial tasks you can get done in just an hour, for ex: see if you have unclaimed assets, ask your cell phone provider for a better deal, check your credit and then freeze it, etc.
The first place burglars break into your home:
* 81% of burglars enter through the first floor
* 34% go in through the front door
* 23% enter through a first-floor window
* 22% get in through the back door
* 9% enter through the garage
* 4% get in through the basement, another 4% enter through an unlocked entrance
* 2% go in through a storage area and 2% enter anywhere on the second floor
There is a Jeff story that goes with this 👍
Second Date Update: Jamie and Cora went and saw 'The Accountant 2' for their first date. Everything was good until the very end.
How to naturally get dopamine. For example: move your body, spend time with friends, meditate, listen to music, prioritize your sleep, etc.
Maycember: May has basically become the next December. It's the end of the school year, assignments need to get completed....without the gifts. It's almost as much pressure as getting through the holidays. So, let go of some things. Let your 'village' help you. Make some time for sanity.
The Memorial Day sales are upon us. What should you focus on? Mattresses, bedding, outdoor/indoor furniture, major appliances, etc.
Second Date Update: Mike and Leah met on Hinge, got lunch in Berkeley and now she has ghosted. Was she framed by a one-armed man?
Better ways to say "I told you so." For ex:
* “I was hoping to be wrong about that”
* “Well, there’s a lesson for both of us”
* “We saw that one coming”
Mundane things that actually get you sick. For ex: not getting enough sleep, not washing your hands, not finishing antibiotics.
Second Date Update: Theo takes Karina out, but now she has ghosted. Was she offended by his lack of grooming?
Second Date Update
What You Know 'Bout That trivia game
Your embarrassing your child.
AI is taking over.
Who takes care of who in your relationship.
Its the little things in life.
Good news.
Second Date Update.
Trivia.
Good News about a dog, dreams that make you mad, would you travel without your spouse and trivia.
Have you ever hitchhiked? Not only has Marcus hitchhiked, but he picked one up as well. Tell us some wild stories about your adventures on the road.
Are college degrees a waste of money? Through the different generations, they are speaking out about whether or not it is worth it. Is the career you have dependent on your degree? Or are you still upset over your student loans?
Low key things to do on Mother's Day: home spa day, brunch, make her a card, make a memory book together, etc.
Carmen and Aiden went to dinner where Carmen asked for a literal "doggy bag." But what she asked for next turned Aiden off.
Americans now believe half of what they see online. Skepticism is at an all-time high for Americans when it comes to the Internet, new research suggests. It finds that the average person only believes 41% of what they see online is totally accurate. Overall, 75% of Americans say they trust the Internet less today than ever before.
Expensive purchases that are worth it: beds, bras, kitchen tools, etc.
Lies every kid's parent told them in the 90's. Your face will stick that way, gum will stay in your stomach for seven years, drinking coffee will stunt your growth, etc.
Second Date Update: Max took Lauren on a ferry to Sausalito for lunch. He can't of anything that would make her ghost.
Look forward to your workout with these tips.
Corey's neice has a crazy wish list.
Life Cheat Codes that actually work.
How to avoid the ostrich effect. This is when you bury your head in the sand and just ignore what is bothering. It might be the news, your mental health, your finances, etc. A psychologist says just handle it in baby steps at your pace ad decipher what you can control and what you can't.
Ways to stay healthier as you get older: avoid junk and cook more, change up your work-outs so you don't get bored, stay on top of regular check-ups, cut back on alcohol,,,,yeah, right 🙂
Top things people are using AI for:
1. Therapy & Companionship
2. Organize Life
3. Find Purpose
4. Enhance Learning
5. Generate Code
6. Generate Ideas
7. Fun & Nonsense
8. Improve Code
9. Creativity
10. Healthy Living
Second Date Update: Jen calls about Rob. She really loved his energy and felt some really good chemistry. Why would he tap out? Was it when she brought up crystals?
40% of moms are making their own mother's day plans. Should the kids be in control, is it dad's job or do you let mom tell you what she wants?
Pro tips that make texting less stressful. This covers getting someone to text you back, convincing your friend you don't need that many memes, how do you set boundaries when it comes to group chats, etc.
Healthy grocery habits that are actually trash: enhanced waters, veggie chips, bottled smoothies, flavored yogurts, etc.
Second date update: Elizabeth met Nathan on Hinge. She thought he was dreamy, but now he has ghosted. Was it something she did while they were eating?
Airplane etiquette (Reddit): no feet on armrests, cut the noise pollution, don't drape your hair over the back of your seat, no clipping of toenails, for ex. Give us more on the talk back.
Ways to save money on Earth day: Avoid food waste, walk more, buy from charity shops...what are some of yours?
Things your realtor wants you to pay attention to: check the attic, the foundation, the AC condenser, cheap makeovers, etc.
Second Date Update: Jamie took Jenna out to eat. She has a problem with his food consumption.
How to tell co-workers this meeting could have been an email:
1. “Let's aim to save more time in future discussions by emailing instead”
2. “Let's make sure our next meeting only covers things that need to be discussed”
3. “How about we circle back via email next time?”
4. “This seemed like something we could have worked through on a quick email thread”
How do you get more done during the week: don't save yourself for the weekend, do extracurricular things during the week.
Boomer dating norms this generation wouldn't understand:
1. Calling on the landline
2. Waiting for the third date to show serious interest
3. Dressing up for even the most casual date
4. Having to go through the parents first
5. The strict “no kissing on the first date” policy
6. Making things “official” before exclusivity was assumed
7. Consulting “expert” columns and agony aunts
8. Strict curfews and scheduling
Second Date Update: Indy and Scott actually go on two dates. Why is he ghosting? Was she too needy?
Homemade allergy remedies: clean your bedding, change air filters, sinus rinses, etc.
The power of saying no: What Do You Want? How do you want to spend your time? Time Block Your Personal Time, Understand The Power Of "No," Not Everyone Will Be Happy
Eco-Guilt:
* A new survey out just in time for Earth Day (April 22nd) reveals that the average American experiences “eco guilt” - feeling guilty for not doing more to help the environment - 48 times a year. Like throwing away food or not recycling properly.
Second Date Update: Troy took Linda out for a quick lunch. They are both into fitness, love running. Why is she ghosting?
The Dutch art of Niksen. Niksen translates to "doing nothing." That's what the act is all about - relaxing, lounging around, and not doing anything. It's not even about meditating - that's doing something. It's about zoning out in complete stillness and simply existing.
Everything we know about kids and phones is wrong. A study out of the University of South Florida assessed 1500 kids 11-13 and found smartphone ownership and usage, social media use, gaming, cyber-bullying, relationships, their mental health offline and more. And it turns out, kids who have their own phone scored better than kids who don’t on just about every measure of well-being assessed.
Things you should never share with ChatGPT. It's pretty common sense, but avoid personal info, business secrets, financial information, etc.
Second Date Update: Tony and Haley met for drinks in Hayes Valley. The date went so well, he spent the night. So, why is she ghosting?
When is a call no longer private? I was at the nail salon and this older woman took a call on speaker that entire building could hear. The conversation was so intimate and personal. It was like the woman was an AA sponsor. Do you say something? Like, this call is making me uncomfortable or do you mind your business.
How to have the perfect day according to science...supposedly.
* 1 hour for eating and drinking
* 1.5 hours for socializing
* 2 hours to hang out with friends
* Another 2 hours for exercising
* 6 hours to spend with family
* Less than 15 minutes commuting to/from work
* A short 6-hour workday
* 1 hour for TV/phone/tablet/computer
What are Americans coffee habits?
* Two-thirds of Americans drink coffee every day, according to new research from the National Coffee Association.
* Their Spring 2025 National Coffee Data Trends Report has just been released, revealing we drink three cups a day, on average.
* Making it at home is the most popular option, with 71% of coffee drinkers enjoying theirs there, compared to 16% who only drink coffee made somewhere else.
Second Date Update: Rebecca went to the movies with Angelo. They even made out on the date. Now he is ghosting. Did it turn out he knows her dad?
Frugality is in. It used to be taboo to talk about money. A survey of 2,000 Americans split evenly by generation and gender found that 61% agree that it’s less tacky to be “frugal” today than it was 10 years ago.
Early Birds club: The Earlybirds Club began when two friends in Chicago, Laura Baginski and Susie Lee, wanted to party like they did in their 20s, but as young-at-heart ladies in their 40s, they can’t be out into the wee hours of the morning as they hop from club to club. Doors open at 6 PM and close around 10 PM, ensuring everyone can make it home on time to be in bed by a reasonable hour. With a demographic of Gen X women and non-binary folks with some elder millennials mixed in, the music tends to be nostalgic hits from the 80s, 90s, and early 2000s.
Foods to take off the naughty list: If you’re avoiding foods because of scary labels like “fats,” “cholesterol,” and “carbs” you might be skipping out on some serious nutrition gold, all thanks to outdated food myths. We are talking mixed nuts, eggs, avocado, etc.
Second Date Update: Mandy and Alan go out for coffee. Was it her order that turned him off?
Things older women don't understand about Gen Z girls. Those giant fake lashes, putting all of your emotions on social media, having a plan to marry rich so they can stay home, etc.
Things people hate about weddings: having it on a holiday, cash bar, don't put speeches before food, asking for money, etc.
High quality hobbies if you don't want to feel unproductive:
* Creative pursuits and projects. Painting. Writing. Making videos. Writing a song. Knitting a sweater… these are just some ideas
* Active hobbies. Try hiking and backpacking, sports, or even volunteering
* Learning new skills. Take a class or workshop for anything from cooking, to crafts, or astronomy.
* Social interaction. Join a group. Try a book club, community organization, or set a monthly meetup with friends to explore your area
Second date update: Stephen and Alison had such a great date, they ended up making out. Now, she has ghosted. Is he a bad kisser?
Green Flags a workplace is healthy. For example, flexibility, room to grow, communication and a safe place to speak up.
The new "hot girl walk' is 'dilly-dallying. Back in the day it was a negative thing to take that intentional time for yourself to chill out, decompress, explore, and see where the wind takes you. But now it’s positive and trendy.
Coffee nap:
* When the afternoon slump hits, a little caffeine can help, but a coffee nap may be even better.
* It’s when you drink coffee just before a short nap and experts say it can be more effective than either coffee or napping alone.
* The key is timing it right by drinking coffee, then snoozing for about 20 minutes, the amount of time it takes caffeine to kick in, that way you wake up with a double shot of energy.
Second Date Update: Jacob and Katherine go out for the first time. But there was one thing he would not stop talking about which caused her to dip out.
Marcus was almost taken out by a dog while on a walk in is neighborhood. You won't believe what the breed was.
Corey found out that one of her bridesmaids got married on Facebook. She had no idea her friend was even engaged. Corey was her maid of honor in her first marriage. Now, she as to look on Facebook to see what is happening in one of her ciosest friends' lives. What have you seen on social media that shocked you? Seeing that someone died is terrible as well.
Millennials are worried they can't afford a midlife crisis. Are people still doing that?
Second Date Update: Anna and Trevor went to dinner. She says she looked good and they laughed a lot. She can't think of one red flag that would have caused him to not reach out ever again.
Women escorted by police off a plane because she couldn't pay for the pringles she ate. Do you eat something before you've even paid for it? At the grocery store, Marcus will eat a protein bar while walking around and bring the wrapper to the cashier to pay.
How To Slip Into Recharging On The Weekends: We all countdown to weekends, but there are things to be done besides relaxing. Take a step back, according to Jennifer Louden, author of “The Woman's Comfort Book,” and try a little self care so you can recharge. Here’s what Louden suggests:
* Knock one thing off your to-do list first
* Ask yourself this question: "What do I really want to do right now?"
* Keep asking yourself that question so you don’t waste the day binge watching a show or falling into a chore trap
* Give your self-care some structure
2/3 of adults want a grown-up Easter basket. I'm down. Or perhaps an Easter charcuterie board.
Second date update: Gina and Bill met on Hinge and had dinner. Even though he wasn't necessarily her type, he made her laugh. Why has he disappeared?
Most adults would rather ask AI than an actual human. 60% admit to asking ChatGPT for advice. However, they would not use it for medical advice.
Small habits to save money. Skip that daily latte and food delivery service. Get store brands, cook at home and limit time on socials, for example.
7 reasons women are not dating right now:
1. A lack of decent options
2. Dating apps stink
3. Too many men have too little to offer
4. Bad experiences
5. No need for a partner
6. Dating fatigue
7. Dating isn’t enjoyable
Second Date Update: Mark and Jess go out to dinner. The have a lot in common, including their fitness grind. Now, she has disappeared. Was it something Mark did in the car?
What's a quirk your significant other has that you just deal with? Marcus can't just go home. After an event, he has to find the nearest karaoke bar sing. This happens most weekends. His wife just accepts it. Corey's husband needs 24 hours to process any serious questions.
Things older adults say no one prepared them for.
* "No one prepared me for how much energy and time it takes to maintain everything, like health, relationships, and just staying organized. It's way more work than I expected!"
* "It's not just you who is getting old. Your parents are getting even older."
* "When you get a flashback of a good memory, and you realize that was over 10 years ago."
* "If you choose not to have kids, you may end up losing your friends. I turn 40 this year, and my partner and I don't see many folks these days. Parents like to hang out with other parents. And I don't have a grudge; I totally see the value of playdates, etc., but it can be a little lonely."
* "How much time you wasted in your life trying to make others like you."
* "It's really lonely being an adult. I mean, you have friends and coworkers, etc., but it's just incredibly lonely because you only ever have surface-level conversations with most people."
* "Things like drinking, eating unhealthily, smoking, and spending will catch up. When you're young, you think you're different, or you think that when it does catch up, you'll be old, so who cares? You will care, though. You'll still be you. Those things won't seem like an issue right up to the moment they are. And then it's too late to take them back."
Lies that are keeping you stuck:
* “I’m too old/young to make a change now”
* “Someone else will solve this problem”
* “I need to wait until I feel ready”
* “I have to follow the traditional path to be successful”
* “I need everyone to like and approve of me”
* “Other people have it all figured out”
* “The things I want will finally make me happy”
* “I’ve missed my window”
* “Being uncomfortable means something is wrong”
* “I’m not good enough yet to start”
* “I don’t have the right connections”
Second Date Update: Rudy and Megan meet online, but now she is ghosting. Did his appearance change?
We revisit extrovert vs introvert, mainly because we learned that there is an official work for being both: ambivert.
Who is your happy hour? After scanning social media, you get a vibe of a celebrity's personality. Who would make up your happy hour? I chose Pedro Pascal, Paul Rudd, Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay. Marcus picked Matthew McConaughey, John Legend and Al Pacino (20 years ago).
Spring clean your finances:
* Organize financial documents. Put them in one place and most importantly, look them over.
* Tidy up your budget. Don’t forget to add even the smallest items you buy
* Polish your investment portfolio
Second Date Update: Steve and Maggie met on Hinge. They had a great conversation and started planning their first date. Then she ghosted. They never even had a first date.
5 Signs You Are An Introverted-Extrovert:
* You welcome canceled plans
* You like to socialize, but are selective in the kinds of events you’ll attend
* You gravitate toward deep conversations
* You need time to recharge after social engagements
* You have deep relationships and not a bunch of surface-level friends
* You’ve probably been mistaken for an extrovert a few times
How To Vibe More With Your Kids. This can work with adult relationships as well. Ex: own your mistakes, really listen, etc.
How Good & Bad Habits Can Make Or Break Your Work Day: stay hydrated, have coffee, but get your water in, take a walk, make a to-do list, etc.
Second Date Update: Leilani and Grayson go for Mexican and have margaritas. The reason he has ghosted reveals there will be no second date.
Gen Z'ers are using the internet for money saving tips. We agree with some, but not with all:
1. Fashion: Thrift, swap, and DIY over fast fashion
2. Food: Cooking hacks and budget-friendly eating
3. Travel: affordable adventures over luxury vacations
4. Work & income: Monetizing skills and side hustles
5. Entertainment: Free and low-cost fun over expensive nights out
6. Health & Wellness: Budget-friendly self-care
7. Financial literacy: Learning money management from viral content
Chappell Roan made some people mad with her comments about children. She says all of her friends her age (27) with kids are miserable. Agree or disagree?
How to harness good stress:
Find the “Goldilocks zone” - The key is finding the sweet spot that’s not too much or too little stress and you have to push yourself a little to find it. “Challenge yourself to go outside your comfort zone without feeling overwhelmed,” the expert advises.
* Don’t just positively reframe the stress in your life - Take action with meaningful and purpose-driven challenges, like taking on a new job opportunity or learning a new skill.
* Be strategic about recovery - “To grow from stress, you have to make time for rest and recovery,” Bergquist explains. You need that for your body and brain to reset and build new connections to better handle future challenges.
* Lean into the body-mind connection - Physically stressing yourself can help build mental resilience and vice versa, according to this stress researcher. She explains, “When you experience good physical or psychological stress, you repair and regenerate your cells, which makes every part of your body healthier and stronger.”
* Trust that you were made for some stress* - Humans were built to overcome stress and get stronger because of it. It’s okay to be scared and want to avoid challenges, but Bergquist says, “Trust and do it anyway. The result can be life-changing.”
Second Date Update: Alexis calls us about Dave. He is not too happy that during the date, Alexis was speaking French with the server.
The Doorway Effect: this explains why you forget why you went into a room immediately after you enter. According to cognitive neuroscientist Christian Jarrett, the doorway effect phenomenon happens because our brains naturally compartmentalize activities and information based on rooms or specific places.
Real Estate tips if you want to update or sell your home: The Top 10 Features That Sell Homes for More Than Expected
1. Remodeled 3.7% more
2. Soapstone 3.5%
3. Wet room 3.3%
4. White oak floor 3.2%
5. Teak 3.1%
6. Venetian plaster 3.0%
7. Outdoor shower 2.8%
8. Renovated 2.7%
9. New appliances 2.7%
10. A dock 2.7%
Source: Zillow
A Dating App that won't let you see the other's face for 72 hours: It’s called Tribal and it was created by clinical psychologist Rachel Harker to encourage singles to focus on more than what someone looks like so they can form deeper, more meaningful connections.
Second Date Update: Jackson and Letty go on their first date. However, Letty was disappointed when they met in person. Was it something to do with his looks?
Things frugal people ditched to save money: plastic water bottles, dog toys, paper towels, etc.
Can your friends keep up with you? Marcus' sister was in town over the weekend. They went out Friday night and she almost didn't make it out Saturday. Marcus broke her. Would you be able to keep up with Marcus?
Things Gen Z loves about older generations: vinyl, walking down the street without looking at your phone, pop-ins, etc.
Second Date Update: Dylan and Savannah went for coffee in Mountain View. Was his negative attitude a turn-off?
Over 50% of parents are still taking care of their adult children. This covers everything from their cell phone, insurance, rent, etc.
4 Lies You Should Tell at Work. These aren't nefarious, just helpful. For example, don't talk about negative reasons you left your last job.
Second Date Update: Stu and Leslie went for dinner and a Sharks. He had a great time, but she is ghosting. Was it something he said about her appearance?
2 out of 3 Americans want something from their childhood back. We are talking classic Atari, Banana Nesquik, Blackberry phones, iPods and Jolt cola.
Things you won't regret throwing away: Old Makeup, expired food, clothing that doesn’t fit, etc.
Single parents experience a glow-up after a break-up. Two-thirds of single parents say they had a “period of time where their true self comes to light” after their split. A quarter of all respondents picked up old hobbies their former partner didn’t like and 41% of single moms paid more attention to self-care.
Second Date Update: Rico takes Valerie out to his favorite restaurant. Valerie ghosts after something the server whispered to her. What was it?
Top things grossing people out in your home...hair anywhere in the bathroom, smells, sticky floors, dirty carpets, etc.
Millennials talk about the adult things they weren't ready for...like setting up insurance, shopping for groceries, cooking for themselves, missing out on social gatherings because everyone had to work, etc.
Brain Flossing can reduce stress. It includes listening to 8D audio…sounds that switch between left and right ears.” What 8D audio does is make it feel like the music is traveling from one ear to the other, pulsating around your head, and creating the feeling that you’re clearing out unwanted brain gunk.
Second Date Update: Paul took Sienna out for dinner. He had a great time, they even kissed at the end. Now, she is a ghost. Was the kiss too much?
Your favorite TV show might be stressing you out, especially if those shows are true crime. I watch a lot of ID network, but I can't before bed...weird dreams.
Best advice you've ever gotten. Don't take advice from social media, don't waste time on toxic people, don't eat yellow snow....
How to romanticize your Spring; find your signature scent, take a drive just to drive, go to a unique boutique grocery...
Second Date Update UPDATE: Monica stole Greg's jacket on the first date, he wants it back. We get her in the phone to see what she did.
The ID Network made me cry and not for the reason you think. It involves a dog.
Professions to never date. For example, chefs. They have late nights and do some hard living. I would never date a gynecologist.
Wealth that isn't money. This can be a good mental state, loving what you do for a living, being independent, etc.
Second Date Update: Lauren and Ross go on a first date, but he is ghosting. Did she lie about having a kid?
Math Anxiety, nearly two thirds of Americans suffer from Math Anxiety. Parents feel it when their kids ask for math help. Adults feel it at work, it is real.
Dumb ways you hurt yourself part 2. There's still a piece of booty skin in Minneapolis where Corey fell rollerblading.
How adults can have fun doing kid things. Basically, just add alcohol. For example: Cocktail Croquet.
Second Date Update: Brianna and Trevor went to dinner after meeting on Hinge. Did he ghost after she drastically changed her appearance?
How I broke up with my bestie. Have you ever had a friend just become a toxic entity in your life and how did you cut them out?
Dumb ways you hurt yourself. Corey was trying to grab something in the dark, tripped over the dog hammock and took out the hammock and her elbow.
National proposal day, would you prefer a big audience when they pop the question or would you want your privacy?
Second Date Update: Gerald calls us about Megan. They enjoyed the Morgan Hill Wine Trolly for their first date. Now, she has ghosted. Was it something he texted inappropriately?
Marcus waited for 45 minutes at the doctor's office yesterday. The issue was not a human's fault. Is AI the future?
Leave these things in the past for a healthier state of mind: staying away from toxic people, staying up late, saying yes when you mean no, etc.
Best cities for taking teenagers on vacation, number one? Corey's hometown...which is crazy because we used to call it "God's Waiting Room." Now it is hip.
Second Date Update: Rachel and Scott went to Spark Social for some food and some mini golf. Now, he's ghosted. Was he a sore loser?
Things we are too old for...heels, staying out super-late, saying yes to everything, etc.
A party coach says it is good to party. The idea is that you meet up IRL. Move away from the isolation of the pandemic, it's good for your mental health. You don' t have to get smashed, just get out.
Realistic Optimism:
With the constant news coverage of tragedies, disasters, accidents and bad things happening in the world, it can be hard to feel optimistic. Bill Burke, who founded The Optimism Institute in 2022 to help inspire people with a “hopeful vision of the world and our future.” He explains, “There’s never been a better time to be alive today, but there’s never been a harder time to be optimistic.” Here’s what Burke recommends.
Context counts - "I encourage people to read more history and put what we are going through today in context,” he says. Reading about how divided our country was during the Civil War or during the Civil rights Movement may make things happening today feel “calm by comparison.”
* Action over anxiety - If something is really bothering you, think about what you can do about it, he advises. “Action can absorb anxiety. Sitting in your room and stewing helps nobody,” Burke explains. “It doesn’t help the issue and it’s corrosive to yourself. If you want to make yourself happier — make somebody else happier. I just believe that in my core."
* Bend (or break) your algorithm - We have a choice with social media in terms of what content we get, and this expert recommends using less of it overall, as well as cleaning up your feed so you get more of the fun, entertaining stuff and less of the stuff that makes you feel bad when you read it.
* Consider your news - For those who consume traditional news, he suggests checking out the other side from time to time. “So, if you’re a Fox person, try watching a little MSNBC. If you read “The Wall Street Journal editorial page, read The New York Times editorial page,” he says. “There’s smart people on both sides and it’s helpful to get the full range.”
* Look for the good* - “Try to catch people being good,” Burke suggests. “If you’re looking for goodness, it’s everywhere … There are people helping each other. There are petting strangers’ dogs. I think it’s really helpful to understand that the good guys have always outnumbered the bad guys, and they always will.”
Source: People
Second date update: Jessica and David met in line at Trader Joe's. She had a blast on their dare, but now he is ghosting. Was it a bad bottle of 2-buck chuck?
Marcus rescued a puppy on the freeway this weekend.
Corey's sister managed to make their father's heart attack about her.
Worst St. Patrick's captions for social media.
Second Date Update: Nathan thought his date with Annabelle was awesome. But now she is ghosting. Did he just call her boring?
Millennial habits that Boomers think are lazy. Taking too many breaks at work, working from home, using technology for convenience, etc.
The Art of Happiness:
1. Practice gratitude
2. Find joy in the little things
3. Nurture positive relationships
4. Embrace impermanence
5. Let go of comparison
6. Embrace failure
7. Prioritize self-care
8. Cultivate mindfulness
Things people in healthy relationships don't mind giving up:
- Always being right
- Social media
- Comparisons
- Criticism
- Self-blame
- Outward blame
- “Fine, you win” arguments
- Phones in bed
- Control
- Forgiving but not forgetting
Second Date Update: Lizette enjoyed her time with Alex, so much so she invited him over after their date. Now, he is ghosting...was it something he saw at her house?
What couples without kids fight about: who does the dog love more, what to watch, what's for dinner, etc.
Phrases that could kill your relationship: you're being to sensitive, do what you want because I don't care, etc.
If you get criticized for these for these habits, you're actually financially responsible: you drive an old car, you buy used furniture, etc.
Second Date Update: Raj & Monica have a great time at a Livermore winery and went for Mexican. What did Monica see on Raj's phone that made her ghost?
Something came in Corey's mail that could disrupt the morning show....how does she get out of jury duty?
Happiest cities in the U.S....one of the Bay Area's very own comes in at #1.
Behaviors that make you look unprofessional at work....and Marcus and Corey do all of them.
Second Date Update: Greg and Monica had an okay first date. He isn't really into her, but he needs to see her again because of something she did.
Old school items ruined by social media/technology: love letters, mixtapes, taking a picture and hoping for the best, etc.
Food crimes: salsa on pop tarts, mayo on spaghetti, ketchup on apples, etc.
A psychologist explains that it is okay to go to bed angry.
Second Date Update: Mark took Nina out for sushi in Mountain View. Was his wandering eye too much for her?
Travel hacks: bring a power strip, fill a pillow case with clothes...etc.
Parents spend 67 hours a year negotiating with their kids, Marcus thinks this number is low.
Your hot co-workers make $20,000 a year more than anyone else.
Second Date Update: Tim takes Tina to a dog-friendly brewery. However, did he mention something about a sugar daddy?
An influencer went viral for a note she supposedly got at the airport from a pilot which said, "I have seen the whole world and you are the most beautiful human in it." We don't buy it, it wasn't signed...anyone could have written it. Would you lie to go viral?
Meeting hangover: this is what happens when work meetings go too long, it could have been an email and lip service leaves you feeling drained.
San Francisco is number two on the list of most stressful cities, right behind Las Vegas.
Second Date Update: Craig and Jillian really hit it off while they were messaging, but things went south on the actual date.
Was Corey's car stolen or towed or neither? Things got crazy in Glen Park yesterday.
Core 4 Method: These are four ways to declutter your dwelling.
How does Corey stop The Jeff from buying more shoes. The house is littered with Nikes.
Second Date Update: Jesse is really digging Veronica, but was his talk about his "daily grind" at the gym too much?
Toxic Coping Mechanisms: these are habits you use to de-stress yourself, but they could be more harm than good. For example, drinking away the day....binge watching an entire season of a show, etc.
Daylight Saving Time, ya here for it or nah? Is it time to retire this concept and which would you prefer: more daylight or darker sooner?
Floodlighting: this is the latest dating term. This is where you share everything about yourself on the first date...issues, trauma, family, past relationships, etc.
Second date update: Eduardo invites Sarah to join his trivia night with his boys. She is down, but did they imbibe too much before Sarah got there?
How to train your brain to be confident, for ex: own the room when you walk in.
Corey gives a medical update. Her numbers are better, but she still needs to see a hepatologist. However, the first visit was terrible. She wants to see someone else, and she is getting the run-around.
Marcus unexpectedly lost a friend yesterday to cancer, he didn't even know he was sick. This is a reminder to call your people because you never know.
Second Date Update: Annie calls us about Chance. They went for Mexican for their first date. Now, he has ghosted. Is her secret habit a turn-off?
These foods will take minutes off your life. Hot dogs take 36 minutes. Just one hot dog.
Big change at Corey's house. She got rid of a piece of her sole: her Dodge Challenger. What did she find when she cleaned out the car she got back in 2013?
Marcus did the most embarrassing thing at a comedy show.
Second Date Update: Ryan and Maya met in Redwood City. Is Ryan's choice of footwear the cause for Maya's ghost?
How much does the average wedding cost? It's gone up $5,000. How much is too much?
Tips to save money at the grocery store. For example, stick to the list.
Marcus threw the wrong person's lunch away from the office fridge. What will be the blowback?
Second Date Update: Alex takes Jules to a steak joint even though she is a vegan. He figured there would be plenty of sides for her. Did that go okay?
How would you feel if a parent asked you to bring an extra gift to a birthday party for the sibling of the guest of honor, just so they don't feel "left out?" One mom went viral after requesting this of her guests.
What foreign country would you move to if you had the means and why?
Smell these foods to help you wake up: peppermint, lemongrass, coffee beans and more.
Second Date Update: Ryan and Lily met on OK Cupid. They go to dinner where Ryan whips out a coupon. Is this the deal-breaker?
Social dilemma On Facebook, Dominic writes:
My wife and I work completely different schedules, and it’s starting to cause a conflict in the time we share meals together. She leaves for work at two in the morning, and I get up to start my day around six. She gets home from work around noon, and that’s when I’m about ready to take a lunch break. It gets complicated, though, because she tends to not want to eat until she’s ready. So, I put out a rule that says if she’s not “ready” by 2:00, then…screw it…I’m eating anyway. Now, she says I’m not being a good and respectful partner, but I see it as going both ways. Plus, we’re both freaking adults and we should eat whenever we damn well feel like it. I want us to have those necessary “together” moments. I just don’t want to neglect hunger pangs to make them happen. Am I totally out of line here?
Signs you are truly happy: you stay in the moment, you get fresh air, exercise...
Toxic boss traits you shouldn't be putting up with. For ex: criticism with no direction, working overtime for no pay.
Second Date Update: Dan and Andrea went to a nice sushi joint. He said they hit it off so well the date went super long. Now, she has ghosted.
Common ways to end up in the ER. Number one on the list...CROC's. There is also trampolines, cutting avocados and bagels, for example.
People who grew up poor share their frugal skills. Never purchase brand new, for ex.
America's favorite gas station snacks...#1 Rice Krispie Treats.
Second Date Update: Alex and Taylor had a great date enjoying fish tacos and margaritas. They even took a romantic walk on the beach. Now, she has ghosted.
Condescending phrases at work...my favorite? I'm sorry you feel that way.
Corey doesn't understand why Marcus can't go 24 hours without a microphone in his hand. He went to karaoke this weekend...alone...again.
Micro habits to make you happier and healthier. One example: read a least one page of a book every day.
Second Date Update: Ryan and Nicole hit it off right away. They are both in the military, they both love food...their first date was at his place. He wanted to cook for her. What could go wrong?
Things people wish their parents prepared them for. For example: good choices in saving money, how often you have to wash dishes...dust is everywhere and it accumulates quickly...children are not always interesting.
Home Decor mistakes men make. These can be a turn off:
* Gifts from an ex or memorabilia or keepsakes from a former girlfriend still being shown off in the home.
* Bed frames are a must-have.
* Plants can be a beautiful if they’re lush and green, as 44% of women say dead plants are a dating ick.
* Keep those dirty towels hung up and dirty clothes in the hamper.
* That's only a few...
Is your circle of friends a pit of snakes? These are toxic traits of people you should immediately stop talking to.
Second Date Update: Jeanette went wine-tasting in San Carlos with Rafi. But now he is gone. Did she drink too much?
Stuff my parents did that Gen Z will never do: talk bad about the other parent to their kids...smoke...work way too much, pressure my kids to get good grades, etc.
Corey had an incident on the road that could have been bad. An errant sneeze caused a massive nosebleed. What uncontrollable thing has happened while you are on the road.
How money much would you need in your bank account to quit your job and travel the world? The answers were all over...from $50,000 to $7,000,000.
Second Date Update: John and Stephanie met up in San Mateo for sushi. It was fun and she even made fun of his chopstick fails. When they said goodbye he asked if he could see her again and she said "maybe." Cut to: ghost
Qualifications for a flight attendant in1954. Corey would never make it. In 1954, she is considered an Amazon woman.
Lemonading through life. This is the idea of treating your life like the old adage, when life gives you lemons...make lemonade. Gratitude journals help. Remember to "play." Do something fun.
Corey made it weird during a housefire on her street. Have you ever "killed the room?"
Second Date Update: Eddie takes Candice on a unique first date. They go to an indoor skydiving place in Union City. Now she has ghosted.
Corey & Jeff got in the stupidest fight ever. It had to do with the 50th anniversary of SNL.
Self-Care tips people swear by: from wearing sunscreen to getting away from social media to taking all of you PTO.
Is your job keeping you awake at night? Recognize the red flags.
2nd Date Update: Andrew is actually looking for his third date with Ally. They have been out twice, but now she is ghosting.
The recipe for a perfect nap. Keep in mind, it is possible to sleep too long.
Corey needs a new nail salon, they are fleecing her.
Worst Valentine's ever, Marcus shared the saddest story.
Second Date Update: Zach took Gaby for Thai food. They met in real life. Had a great first date, now she has ghosted.
Marcus and Corey chopped it up with Brent from Shinedown about the meaning of their new song, '365,' the new album and tour and his 60 minute morning rule for better mental health.
According to a study, getting stuck in traffic can lead a person to getting fast food more often.
Corey lost her phone yesterday and the rest of the day went to pot.
Things couples do in restaurants that annoy servers...like sitting on the same side of the booth.
Second Date Update: Crystal and Yvette had a great first date according to Crystal, they have a lot in common. Did Crystal gross Yvette out with all of the sushi she ate? Cuz, she has ghosted.
These are big no-no's around Valentine's Day if you just started dating. Don't discuss baby names, don't leave your toothbrush after the second date, refer to they're pet as "our" pet, etc.
Is this a gift or a project? Corey got some clothes in the mail. They don't fit, but returning them is a pain. Is it wrong to give it to a friend? Or does that give them a project?
Frugal habits people swear by. Using the library for podcasts. Avoid ATM fees, don't order food delivery.
Second Date Update: Mark was digging Mellie, but he did something on the date that could only be categorized as horrifying.
Boomer hobbies that are coming back in the Gen Z world. For example, crocheting, crossword puzzles and scrapbooking.
Restaurant red flag for Valentine's Day. You want to make sure you are not squished into a table...because the place added extra tables just for V-day.
Social dilemma: my neighbors won't stop smoking and my wife is pregnant.
Second Date Update: Katie calls about her date with Jason. They actually met in real life. They have lunch, but now he has ghosted.
Second Date Update: Jeff and Kelly met on Hinge. He thinks she is pretty great, but she has ghosted. Did he bring up a topic that is way too much for a first date?
Most in-demand jobs...not necessarily a job you want, this is a job that needs to be filled.
More than half of Americans have cried over pizza.
My roommates' dog s a nightmare.
How to succeed if you are an introvert. This list helped Corey out because she is an anxiety bunny.
Why can't Gen Z sleep?
America's favorite movies. I don't know who came up with this list, but it is hot garbage.
Second Date Update: Lauren calls about her date with Manny. They went to a trivia night at a British pub. She had a blast, he has ghosted.
How to respectfully disagree...sort of.
Superbowl Party must-haves...games, decor and the right food.
Name a small business in your hood that goes above and beyond.
Second Date Update: Chris and Olivia meet for dinner and he thinks this girl is the one. Now, she has ghosted. Maybe there was a red flag or two?
Second Date Update: Paul and Angelina met at a holiday party last month. They hit it off and decided to go out. She has ghosted, was it something she saw on his IG?
What are some of the weirdest kitchen stuff our parents did. For example, one father would rinse raw chicken in the sink and put it in the dish drying rack....just letting it drip. 🤢
What makes a perfect day?
Do you have a toxic relationship with your fitness tracker? Is your tracker giving you anxiety?
Second Date Update: Steve took Jasmine out for drinks and a round of pool. He really enjoyed getting to know her. However, she has ghosted. Hopefully, she didn't get hit by a wayward 8 ball whilst at the bar.
Mindless Habits that are exhausting you...for example, working at a messy desk....not unplugging, waiting too long between meals.
Ideas for Valentine's Day that are not dinner out. For example, hire a chef, make a meal kit together, make a charcuterie board or take a cooking class.
The furthest you've ever driven on a whim to get something. Marcus drove over an hour to get a great deal on adjustable dumbbells.
Office politics: you overhear a co-worker talking about a job interview she has. Do you tell your boss or mind your business?
Corey doesn't get the hype around Shabu Shabu.
Second Date Update: Kimmy went on a date with Lance after connecting on Hinge. They had drinks and appetizers at Santana Row in San Jose. Now, he's ghosting.
Marcus witnessed three different relationships unfold in front of him in real time. And of course, he couldn't keep his mouth shut.
Why does January feel like the longest month ever...we tell why.
Second Date Update: Faith went out with Chris, they met on Tinder. They met for drinks in the city. They even made out, but now he has disappeared.
Women share the innocent things their significant other does that is sexy without trying.
Resort Office: an office that feels like a resort complete with a gym, restaurants, apartments, etc.
There is a diet from the 19070's going viral because it is insane. This is from the magazine Vogue, and it starts your day with a glass of Chablis.
90% of parents lose sleep over the stress of caregiving.
Companies would rather hire AI than Gen Z.
Second Date Update: Russ and Kelly have travel in common, they had a great first date and the chemistry was there. However, now she has ghosted. Maybe she went on an exotic vacay and was kidnapped for ransom. Either way, we are going to find out.
Expert ways to save on flights...book on a Sunday is one.
People are making Valentine's Day 2025 very uncoventional. 60% of singles say they would go on first date on Feb. 14th. Plus, double dates are not off the table.
Is Corey the jerk? She gave a bluetooth speaker to her nail salon specifically to play Star 101.3...the same salon she complained about last week for fleecing her. The last couple of times she has gone in, they are playing their own music on Spotify. Between the mark ups and not playing the station, she asked for it back. Oh, and she made her friend, Kim, go get it.
Second date update: Allan and Mona went to a french bisto for their first date, but now she has ghosted. Did she slip on a pat of butter leaving the restaurant, hit her head and now has amnesia?
How much will your Super Bowl Party cost? Plus, will the NFL ever move it to Saturday?
Top Side Hustles, a lot of them have to do with social media, writing, video production...
How long does it take to commit to a habit? It's longer than you think.
Second Date Update: Amy had a great time with Matt, now he is ghosting. Corey thinks he had an allergic reaction to the fish sauce.
Corey was grounded by her husband. She as not allowed to play with her iPad until she accomplished three tasks. Believe it or not, it worked.
How did your dog destroy your weekend? Corey's 100 lb German Shepherd did something during his bath that completely ruined Sunday.
Marcus almost ruined his weekend by being too proactive.
Second Date Update: Asia and William went to Spark Social to check out the food trucks. But now he has ghosted.
Work clothes vs play clothes? When Corey gets home she can't relax until she gets out of her school clothes and puts on her play clothes. She even has work bras vs after work bras (sports bras). What's the first thing you do when you get home from work to decompress?
Pineapple on pizza, why is it so divisive? Why is the hate real and can you explain your reasoning?
Second Date Update: Alex and Amanda had lunch in Tiburon. She liked that he volunteered at animal shelters. He liked that she was into hiking. Now, she has ghosted.
Signs your partner isn't good for you. For example, they acknowledge bad behavior but don't change anything.
Most parents won't admit it, but they definitely have a favorite child.
Most hackable passwords: qwerty, qwerty123, 123456, etc.
Second Date Update: Tony is new in town and took a cooking class meet people. He is paired with Jenna. Their stir fry was "meh," but the chemistry was great. They go on a first date, but now she has ghosted.
What would you do if your spouse had debt you didn't know about...like $30,000?
Is Corey getting fleeced by her nail salon. She loves it, it is female owned, but every time she goes, she ends up dropping at least $100 before tip...they are pushers with the shoulder massage...
Marcus taught his 10-yr old daughter a valuable lesson about AI and checking your facts.
Second Date Update: Mia really liked Steve and now he is ghosting. However, when we found out why...Marcus thought it was incredibly shallow, while Corey took Steve's side.
Plus, they tell you the best way to wind down from your work day 🙂
Marcus and Corey discuss how her husband, The Jeff, ruined their day date on Sunday and just what exactly he did.
Marcus shares how his wife shut down The Jeff at the company holiday party Friday night.
We've got cheap and easy ways to boost happiness. Monday the 20th is the Bluest day of the year. Try some of these tips.
Second Date Update: Tim takes Lisa for mediterranean food in Walnut Creek. He liked how well-traveled she is. However, she has ghosted.
Women are fed up with male shoppers who work for Instacart and Door Dash. Their substitutions are terrible. One woman ordered tampons and received white mushrooms. Another ordered tampons and was told the store didn't have them. Now, women want women to shop for them. An order of 6 bananas became 6 bunches leading to 40+ bananas.
Second Date Update: You will never believe why Sarah ghosted Eric. He was a nice guy and good looking. However, there was one quirk she could not get over.
Marcus "fixed" a major appliance at the house and now he thinks he is the third Property Brother. His "fix" is not as impressive as you think.
Are you an embarrassing parent? Do your kids roll their eyes when you do Tik Tok videos?
Corey ended working a second job yesterday at the Brickhouse. It got really busy, so she stepped in to take orders and deliver food. Now, she wants to apologize to anyone she served for the terrible service.
Corey's husband, The Jeff, delivered some street justice when a woman on a bicycle yelled at him for being in the bike lane on his eScooter. He told her she really didn't want to do this. Think Twice. It seems like people are getting ruder and ruder on the streets. Can't we all be kind and share the road?
Second Date Update: Mateo took Kira out for sushi in San Mateo. Now, she is ghosting. How do you mess up sushi?
Style choices that age you. Ditch the dad sneakers and baggy jeans.
Plan experiences for Valentine's Day...maybe skip the cheesy gift. For example, massages, escape room, glass-blowing....how about 1000-piece puzzle made with a picture of the two of you? One suggestion from Ask.Men was a gym date....No. Gross.
Scammers are getting more and more savvy. A woman gave a scammer $850,000 after he convinced her he was Brad Pitt. What kind of AI freaks you out? How about someone stealing a family member's voice to fake you out?
Second Date Update: Kyle took Lindsay to see some live music at the Hotel Utah...what could have gone wrong?
Is it harder now to make small talk with co-workers? Gen Z finds it incredibly hard.
Marcus and Corey review the list of banished words for 2025. For example; skidibi and IYKYK...how about totes?
It's proposal season and there are some new wedding trends, like jumpsuits instead of bridesmaid dresses. How about the groom does a wardrobe change for the reception as well?
Second date update: Jake and Emily hit up some food trucks in Berkeley. He loved telling her about his hobbies, especially his band. Now, she has ghosted.
Does your partner act like a baby when they are sick? 1 in 3 do.
Marcus and Corey discuss when is the right time to take down holiday decorations, or are you a year-round tree person?
This PI shares the three ways to avoid being tracked. A woman discovered her husband was cheating after checking their shared grocery rewards card.
What are your top regrets? There are four: * Foundation regrets - Pink describes these as “small decisions people make early in life that accumulate to terrible consequences later on.” These include things like not contributing regularly to your 401(k), so you don’t have as much in retirement savings as you’d like. * Boldness regrets - These are “born from opportunities when you didn’t take a risk, and later on, you wish you did.” It could be something like you wanted to start a business, but were afraid it wouldn’t work, so now you’re stuck in a corporate job that doesn’t fulfill you. * Moral regrets - The author says these “are the result of consciously making a bad decision instead of a good one.” One example could be that you were mean to someone when you were in school and you still feel guilty about it years later. * Connection regrets - These are when you “lose a close connection with someone, either platonically or romantically.” Losing touch with your best friend because your careers make it tough to spend time together is one kind of connection regret.
Social dilemma: Your significant other gets a once in a lifetime trip to go on safari. However, you can't make the dates work for you with your job. Should S.O. not go or are you selfish if you make them stay? Is it thoughtless to go without you?
Things Boomers spend money one that Gen Z doesn't...checkbooks, printed greeting cards, in-store shopping, cable...what are you doing that would be considered "old school?"
'Fridgescaping' is the new IG cutesy term. This is when you add framed pictures, trinkets and even candles to the inside of your refrigerator. The thinking is that you look in your fridge all the time, why shouldn't it be pretty. However, doctors say this could be harmful to your health.
Furry Fridays is here and our partner is the Humane Society of Silicon Valley. Check out all of the furry babies on Star's IG.
Marcus and Corey discuss the top things to throw away in the New Year.
The Jeff denied death yesterday. Corey gave him an eScooter for Christmas for an easier commute to BART. His first journey did not go well.
There is a college course in the UK that is offering a course that teaches students how to make phone calls. That generation is so reliant on texts they develop stress when attempting to have an actual conversation with another person...also known as telephonophobia.
Plus, what is a Holiday Hangover?
Have you ever gotten into a fight with your significant other about something fictional? Like a movie plot or a dream? Jeff and Corey got into it over a couple in a movie fighting.
2nd Date Update revolved around Chris and Mina. A squirrel invaded their date and they thought it was cute, they even both like mystery novels...but she ghosted.
2025 will give us Gen Beta and they are already making fun of our clothes. We talked about what the future will be like...for example: no actual paper money.
Marcus threw an impromptu power outage party last night. He was the only one with a generator. How generous is too generous? They provided food, power and alcoholic beverages...when is it time to go home, especially on a school night?
New Year's Resolution Quit Day is Friday, have you kept yours? San Francisco ranked #2 in the country for keeping resolutions, Fremont came in at #10. Corey says you can't quit if you don't make any...
A poll is on the Star IG, Corey is worried the unisex Nikes her husband bought her for Christmas make her feet look fat. What do you think?
We also talked about new verbiage on the socials, forget Hot Girl Summer. It's time for Rot Girl Winter.
1 in 4 people nap at work according to a new study. Is this something you would do? Marcus has and does. Corey says no way no day. You can check in with your vote on the Star 1013 IG stories with their poll.
Corey's husband, The Jeff, almost got into a street fight on Market downtown.
Marcus got recognized in the most awkward way both literally and physically.
These and more can be found on our wonderfully updated iHeart radio app. Just search Marcus and Corey.
Marcus and Corey talk about whether buying a house as a surprise is a good thing, do you have to wear a tux to a back tie event and what would you pay for a good night's sleep?
Marcus and Corey are chatting about small indulgences that are worth it, how to get out of a group chat and driving your adult children to work.
Marcus and Corey talk about the rules of regifting, whether or not our coworkers are grosser than yours and whether you rehome your dog if your fiance's daughter is allergic.
Marcus and Corey ask the question of whether or not you practice 'resting gift face,' how marketing for movies has exploded and what not to wear at the holiday party.
Marcus and Corey talk about the trend of "naked flying," how to get out of your holiday funk and the craziest thing we saw at Santa-Con.
Marcus ans Corey cover ways technology is making us lazy, the person in the relationship that refuses to eat leftovers and how to turn 16 vacation days into 55.
Marcus and Corey cover whether or not to live in a famous house, what is the worst holiday song and how most Gen Z workers did not have a conversation with anyone over 50 at their workplace in the last year.
Marcus and Corey want to help you have a drama-free holiday, Marcus gives his review of 'Gladiator 2' and who is the hardest person you have to shop for?
Marcus and Corey tackle whose job it is to let the dog out depending on who gets up ealier, easy ways to make small talk at parties and 1 in 4 people are still carrying holiday weight from last year.
Marcus and Corey cover how to deal with obnoxious party guests, The Jeff surprised Corey on Friday and whether or not Marcus ruined Corey's weekend.
Marcus and Corey try to understand how certain holiday movies are "classics," things you have done at work that could get your fired, and whether or not the tsunami was a thing.
Marcus and Corey decide how long is too long wih the in-laws, the holidays and so much more.
Marcus and Corey cover such subjects as items successful people don't waste their money on, do's and don'ts at the office Christmas party and is anyone having a hard time getting in the holiday spirit this year?
Marcus and Corey realized advice they gave out last week works, what the Oxford Dictionary word of the year is and how do you get the boss to answer emails?
Marcus and Corey recap Thanksgiving, discussing calling or texting for the holidays and why Marcus couldn't handle going to a restaurant for turkey day.
Marcus and Corey take on stupid fights with your spouse, 5 dishes no one likes at Thanksgiving and what does "solorette" man?
Marcus and Corey talk about the Atmospheric River, whether you should invite your ex to your wedding and the worst days to have a birthday in mothers' opinions.
Marcus and Corey discuss whether or not you should bring a significant other to a holiday gathering if no one likes them, what is the rudest thing you can do at Thanksgiving and how to tell your family you are not going home for the holidays.
Marcus and Corey discuss avoiding holiday family drama, how to tell someone you don't like their cooking and is it okay to go to different movie than the rest of the family?
Marcus and Corey tackle the best time to shop for the holidays, how many going away parties and how your significant other's hobby is driving you crazy.
Marcus and Corey discuss whether a standing desk is good for you, what do you romanticize that actually isn't romantic and how many push-ups can you do?
Marcus and Corey cover non-sexual things that make you attractive, what would you tell your 12-yr old self and the most awkward thing you have done in a serious situation.
Marcus and Corey discuss whether or not Corey is a bad neighbor, if Boomers give bad advice and what kind of dog parent are you.
Marcus and Corey tackle the power of kindness, why Gen Z won't go "number 2" at work and would you take a cruise for four years outside of the country?
Marcus and Corey talk about fueding with neighbors, is Marcus the jerk when it comes to bartenders and what is your favorite "all the feels" moment?
Making friends as adults is difficult, but do we even want them? Plus, what's something that was easy in your youth but difficult now.
Halloween is mostly for kids, right? So why did Marcus make it all about the adult fun? Plus, the best sandwiches, and how to cut them properly is a big deal.
Jason needs to chill around other dudes. Plus, should you let your kids go nuts with candy on Halloween?
What kind of Halloween parent are you? Plus, did you dream of losing your teeth last night?
Nothing divides people more than the different types of horror movies. Plus, do you have a plan to combact the seasonal depression?
Don't fall victim to these common Halloween accidents! Plus, Corey's hubby is such a liar!
How old are you, really? Stand on one leg and find out? Plus, what's so bad it's great?
How old is too old to trick or treat? Plus, what's the pettiest reason to not date someone?
Can't we just go on vacation anymore? Why are there so many different names for getting away?
Want to communicate with people in your dreams? Hard pass, I've seen this movie. Plus, the best Halloween candy, according to kids.
We have made our dogs different... is that a good thing? Plus, what are you willing to pay for?
Oh, Halloween candy is healthy for me? Great! Plus, are you friends with an energy vampire?
We are chatting with music legend Gwen Stefani about her past with No Doubt, and the future of her new music.
Time to vote... Who is more misbehaved in public, Marcus or Corey? Plus, the pumpkin weigh off was a time!
Yoga with a snake? Sure... why not? Plus, what to do so you don't piss off your barista this morning.
How much is too much when it comes to Halloween decorations? Plus, the proper way to handle a fight your spouse... maybe?
Corey needs to be SCARED when she watches a horror movie, but this one last night wasn't it. Plus, are you ready to hire a robot babysitter?
Why does it feel like mid August instead of Halloween? Plus, would you date someone with a different phone?
Here's the type of relationship that is sure to not work out. Plus, it's horror movie time! What's your fav?
Marcus needs this advice to stop being lazy. Plus, what job is a total turn off in a relationship?
Here are the sure fire signs that your house is haunted, but Marcus isn't buying any of this. Plus, pulling together a last minute date night.
What to know when you will die? Corey's taking a hard pass on that. Plus, how does the heat change your habits?
October 1st and Corey is ready to embrace it... now if only people understood her Halloween costumes. Plus, when's the last time you had the Sunday Scaries?
What happened to Corey this time? Kicked out again? Plus, what's your favorite AMERICAN food dish?
Do you argue with your in-laws? Are you stupid enough to argue with your in-laws? Plus, Corey has been bullying her husband to go to the dentist.
We are all looking for the next sleep hack but you think you need an adult swaddle? Plus, Corey continues to be a bad wife?
The Monday after a Foodie Thing and boy was it a time. Plus, a PSA pro tip on how to protect your car from these thieving thieves.
It's almost time for the biggest and best food tasting event the city has ever seen. Plus, the science on setting multiple alarms that Corey refuses to believe.
You down for home made presents or are you looking for something a little more leveled up? Plus, I wish George Kittle would up MY shoe game.
Rude people are everywhere but they are the most agro in these cities. Plus, you are not going to want to miss our Foodie Thing event.
Corey saw a guy in a chicken suit yesterday and there is actually an interesting story behind this. Plus, THIS is the best seat on the plane?
Was it an age, or a responsibility that finally made you an adult? Plus, Corey's medical bounce is something we've all dealt with.
Marcus is here to revolutionize the work place. Plus, how did you celebrate your divorce?
You all will really go to extreme lengths to get sexy won't you? Plus, these stats about cheating seriously blew my mind.
How serious do you take family game night? Plus, the cost of an NFL hot dog is out of control!
Does not wearing makeup mean you are a psycho? Plus, Corey was surprised by a good samaritan yesterday.
Who knew Marcus was the master of avoiding uncomfortable conversation. Plus, couple sleeping problems... who is in the wrong?
Trapper Keeper is back for the school year and we LOVE it. Plus, I wish this guy that claims to sleep only 30 mins was real.
These blow up pool bars looks kinda goofy, but also, may want to try this out before summer is really over. Plus, Marcus took the next step in stealing Corey's husband this weekend with a full blow dude date.
Ready for stay-cation tips? Talk to the pro... Corey does all these every single day. Oops. Plus, another TikTok skin care tip to gross you out.
How to hit the gym if you are super anxious. Plus, how Corey is an award winning wife part 2.
The texting abbreviations that are driving us nuts. Plus, Corey wins wifey of the year award.
How many bad days a month do you have, and by what time of the day is it official? Plus, pro tips to be cheap... I mean, wise with your money.
What are the most annoying socially acceptable habits you encounter every day? Plus, are you willing to get kicked off a flight to protect your expensive handbag?
Is Marcus a jerk for what he said to someone over the weekend? Plus, Corey's husband hung with the boys this weekend and it seems EVERYONE is a fan.
Taking just a 5 second break could save your marriage. Plus, is any amount of alcohol OK? Maybe not.
Please don't attempt this silly "raw dog" travel trend... it could kill you. Plus, how much should a first date actually cost?
Ask your friend to take you to the airport to save the relationship! Plus, the NEW airplane bad behavior.
Things you can eat with your dog. Wait, should we even do that? Plus, a mother in law baby sitter for your wedding. Need one?
Mercury is in retrograde and I don't believe in that stuff but oh man it's getting to me this time! Plus, who doesn't like to relax? Lots of people, apparently.
Robots will soon be your dentist. You ready? Plus, these Olympic pump up songs are pretty wack.
Corey wants to spent the time with her husband, but is she being too needy? Plus, the importance of the declutter.
At what moment did you realize you were turning into your parents? Plus, Corey's wild weekend.
Do you share a car with your spouse? We feel your pain! Plus, put down that processed meat sandwich!
You a napper? You are in luck, because we have some pro tips to up your game. Plus, the local names that people mispronounce.
Kids birthday party cost is outta control! Plus, what small town would you move to if they paid you.
Do you use ALL your sick days... even if you aren't sick? Plus, maybe you should quit your corporate job to become a bar tender?
Olympics are fully on, but is it bad if you really don't even care? Plus, relationships are very different, and some dudes are just ditching their family?
Even Gorilla's aren't immune to phone addiction and it's our fault and we are terrible! Plus, Corey just found out how to secure her home from there Bay Area bandits!
Is this Starbucks hack genius, or catering cranky kids? Plus, what's a hobby you were all in on, then dumped quick?
The United States doesn't take enough vacation! Let this be your reminder to take your time. Plus, what's your strange health habit?
Marcus think he has a genius travel hack but will Corey be impressed? Plus, do you think you have what it takes to be an influencer?
Marcus went on a family vacation, but left his family behind? Plus, do you have an idea that you are convinced would make you rich?
Marcus's family members are really the kings and queens of back handed compliments. Plus, the parenting hacks you need to get you through the summer.
Struggling to make convo? We've got the pro tips to be the life of the party. Plus, why keeping your emotions in check could save you money.
Ever had a first date so bad you had to call the cops? Plus, what used to be lame that is now cool?
Going out on a first date? We've got some tips on what NOT to talk about. Plus, if you want to quit smoking, have you ever considered wearing a cage on your head?
Corey's sister is a jerk, but she isn't alone. Plus, what the heck is floating around us out there in space... not what you think.
Don't airport security ruin your summer vaca - we've got the pro tips on how to breeze through. Plus, the surprising, random stuff found in other people's houses.
Summer here and there are tons of things to get into... but you need to know how to act right!
Ever jealous of those who are winning the genetic lottery? Oh, what about the actual lottery?
It's a bad idea to make friends with your co-workers, and here's why. Plus, what regional phrases you use totally confuse other people?
July 4th cookout incoming and women are the queens of the grill. Plus, this Tiktok trend of doing NOTHING on a long flight better be fake.
Corey thinks her husband is spying on her... but we're aren't so sure. Plus, what's your biggest fear?
If you see your husband mopping the floor, does it get you all worked up? Plus, your next doctor visit could be with a hologram.
This guys eats out and NEVER tips... but is he really hacking the system? Plus, is 10 minutes late still on time?
Corey's hit a big online shopping fail and she's pretty bummed. Plus, Marcus has one more birthday surprise in store for Corey.
Why is Corey begging for a fight with the new guy at work? Plus, Marcus is upset about someone taking "his" parking spot.
What the most ridiculous lyric you've ever heard in a song? Plus, would you be willing to shell out 600 bucks for adult summer camp?
How do you feel about men in short shorts? Plus, would you be willing to switch to a flip phone to curb your addiction?
The drama with Corey's sister continues. Why is this chick so savage? Plus, do you know any artists who think they are way better than they actually are? Don't quit your job!
Corey's hubby THE JEFF was caught in a lie and Corey is calling him out. Plus, if you want a hot face you better chew gum.
We announced our second annual "A Foodie Thing Happened on the Way to Fight Breast Cancer" - Plus, the rules of the restaurant... how many of these are you guilty of breaking?
What does Dad really want for Father's Day? Nothing... apparently. But is that such a good idea?
Is having your kids work at a fast food place a summer camp? Sure, why not? Plus, what do to about the noisy neighbor.
Fremont is voted top everything... until now. Plus, what are you willing to spend top dollar?
Marcus had a confrontation involving dog poop and now he's wondering if he's a jerk. Plus, Marcus ruined Corey's day, apparently.
Owning a celebrity house comes with certain responsibilities... don't screw it up! Plus Marcus is hittin the road!
Corey is taking steps to keep people the heck away from her door. Plus, would you go to a restaurant that didn't allow young people?
What small daily things make you smile? Plus, Corey is sad that she isn't exciting anymore.
Is the 5 second rule legit? This news is heartbreaking. Plus, banning alcohol on flights? Say it ain't so.
Did you hate grocery shopping as a kid, but now love it as an adult? Plus, great news... those annoying QR code menus are going away!
Corey took this compliment the wrong way, but wait was it really a compliment? Plus, the I cook you clean dilemma.
Marcus went on a rage clean of the work fridge yesterday, but now he's in trouble. Plus, you are def not getting enough sleep, and it's impacting your mental health.
Is your fitness integrated into your daily life? Is that a winning strategy? Plus, eat these three food to be less angry.
Corey and her bestie did something this weekend that usually only happens to out of control teens. Oops. Plus, are you guilty of busy bragging?
We are so lucky in the Bay... SFO has been voted top! ... top of the list of most cancelletions that is. Plus, Corey is upset about her public transit day out yesterday.
Do you share a car with someone? What are the biggest annoyances around vehicle sharing? Plus, you ready to jump on a never ending cruise?
Are you nervous about asking for time off? You aren't alone. Plus, the trends that drive you crazy.
Every been confused when your significant other sends you an emoji of an upside smiley face? You are not alone. Plus, the importance of getting outside is greater than you think.
Gents, when your lady comes home with new hair, you better have the correct reaction... don't do what Corey's husband THE JEFF did. Plus, what do you think is the sexiest accent?
I bet you were just dream scrolling, weren't you? We do this a lot throughout our day. Plus, Corey's hubby Jeff is working in the Bay Area full time now... how is she already sick of him?
The luckiest day of the year is coming up... take advantage! Plus, what makes it a trip, and what makes it a vacation?
More fallout and drama from Jason wanting to hit the gym with Marcus and Corey. Plus, what's something in someone house that you immediately start judging them on?
Did you ever notice thta 10 minutes on the treadmill feels like an hour? It's not just you. Plus... HOW many people are on Ozempic now!? Sheesh.
Do you think you are cool? At what age did you stop being cool? Plus, what's the worst mother's day gift? This ain't that tough so don't fumble it!
Do you know someone who has never, ever, actually answered a phone call? It's the future! Plus, complaining makes you happier?
Bay Area rents high out here, but would you live in a bomb shelter for 500 bucks? Plus, there's a new generation now, but Corey is over the generation wars.
Tipping is always fun to be mad about... but it really is out of control! Ever been asked to tip an elevator? Plus, Corey isn't here for micro-feminism.
How much do you think your time is really worth? Plus, Corey needs help dealing with insults.
Do you consider yourself old? Here's what other generations consider the "old" cutoff. Plus, is Corey struggling as a care giver for her hubby post knee surgery?
Have you ever been kicked out or banned from somewhere? Marcus has been and of course, alcohol was involved. Plus, more on the cringiest things to ever be done at an eatery.
Corey is a caregiver now... can she handle it? Plus, this is your public service announcement to take ths stairs today... for a very specific reason.
Corey was victim of a porch pirate but was saved by a good samaritan. Plus, do you REALLY need to take a shower every day?
A lot of people pretend to be nice... how many of these phrases have you used in the past? Plus, how many unread emails do you have? Marcus' number will shock you.
You'll be surprised to find out the number one driving distraction. Plus, Corey's hubby just celebrated his weekday birthday, but did she pulled it off properly?
You ever book a vaca from a vaca? Corey thinks it's not a good idea, but Marcus is guilty. Plus, outdated dating advice for men.
Pro tips on how to get out of a boring conversation with boring people. Plus, Corey needs to tell her hubby something but doesn't want to hurt his feelings... how will she pull it off?
Social media is taking up way too much space in our brain. Would you really consider it your hobby? Plus, you need to act like a caveman... really.
Marcus went ax throwing yesterday... but why did he wear war paint on his face? Plus, Corey has an emotional attachment to a car.
It doesn't take a lot for a great day... just these 4 simple things. Plus, the permanent end to reclining seats on an airplane?
What's the most stressful time of day for YOU? Plus, Corey's hubby is out of town and she's planning on using that time to do something she knows he isn't going to like.
Marcus is loving the man cave he's building, but SHOULD he be? Plus, is "kidulting" the path to happiness?
The snacks you choose and that you love says a lot about your personality. Plus, would you take a pay cut just to bring your dog to work?
Is your dog ruining your sleep? Corey doesn't agree with this data at all. Plus, are you a road trip person or a flying person.
Cozy Cardio is the latest fitness trend to annoy Corey. Plus, what do you do if you accidentally rant about your boss in an email, to your boss?
Corey has a special theory on wedding that happen on special event days... you know, like an eclipse. Plus, what people are out here giving up just to have a place to live.
Darn you Mercury why do you have to be rotating weird right now... or something. You are ruining our lives! Plus, do you think your employer is spying on you? They mostly likely are...
Thinking about just... not talking? It's called speech fasting and it could lower your blood pressure.
What's great advice you got some an older generation? Plus, the expensive things you don't regret buying.
Could making it illegal for bosses to email employees really work? Plus, be honest, how long did you stick to your new year's resolution?
Corey and her hubby THE JEFF got into it a bit this weekend and we need to figure out who the jerk was. Plus, the types of people that totally drain your energy.
You taking candy and chocolate over Instagram? Plus, what's your number one friendship ick.
When's the last time you got a good night's sleep? More than one day? You might be more messed up than you think. Plus, how to make friends as an adult.
You down for a restaurant discount if you have well behaved children? Plus, if you want to be liked, stay away from these certain phrases.
Would you live on a cruise ship for 2 years? Longer? Plus, Corey was scarred for life by a certain movie as a kid.
Corey attempted something this weekend she KNEW was going to be a disaster. Plus, there one simple, and free thing you could do today for your mental health.
What strange smell do you actually really love? Plus, ever seen something totally wild out in public? How did you react?
Are you gentically predisposed to cheating? Plus, science says "venting" actually does nothing, but Corey isn't buying it.
Best and worst Easter candy? Why the heck did they put THIS candy on the worst list? Corey does hate it though. Plus, candy crush world championship? Finally Corey can make money by sitting on the couch.
Corey hit up the foot doctor yesterday and it was... embarassing. Plus, the father's rule list to allow screen time is savage but also great.
Corey misses her husband so much when he's gone, then the minute he gets, back, she ignores him?
Plus, pro tips on how to tell if someone is lying.
Do you know your partner's love language? You better... it's the key to a long relationship. Plus, would you pay more for an empty middle seat on a plane?
Science says dogs really do relieve stress! Plus, social media has created "money dysmorphia".
They are playing with our emotions now! Restaurants are tricking us into tipping more. Plus, is it wrong that Corey stock piles this much take out? Maybe not wrong, but certainly embarassing, right?
Dudes, you are slipping. You aren't sending the new mom in your life to a $1700 a night post natal resort. Plus, is chewing gum as good as Ozempic?
Marcus just can't sit still at a party! What's wrong with him? Plus, the rude things we all do but won't admit to.
Honor the women in your life on this International Women's Day. The best way to do that? Give them some alone time!
What the best excuse you got to get outta a meeting or event that you really don't want to go to? Plus, women are doing way more unpaid housework than the men in the house.
What old school snacks do you wish were still around? Plus, daylight saving time! We hate it!
Is it OK to ask people around you to not drink, if you aren't drinking? Plus, what's the weirdest thing your parents ever packed for you for lunch?
Marcus dipped out on his own party, but was he really in the wrong? Plus, Corey needed some support after falling down the stairs but that's not how they roll in North Dakota.
What's more annoying? A fast eater or a slow eater? Plus, if you are planning to offer some advice today, beware, because these phrases are actually way annoying.
Are you cool with sleeping in public? Marcus LOVES it. Plus, a ton of people think a thank you would be better than a raise.
What's the craziest thing you were allowed to do in school? Was is it as crazy as being allowed to play with real swords? Plus, what your voice really says about you.
What movie that's supposed to be funny and silly actually made you cry. Plus, these job interview tips could also be really helpful on a first date.
Would you return to the office if it smelled real good? Plus, good news! Young people want good credit better than Instagram fame!
Marcus got glasses! Problem is he made a huge mistake and upset his wife in the process. Plus, how private do you like to be in a public bathroom.
These smart appliances are trash! Old is better so hang onto them. Plus, Marcus is a cheap old man and he was having trouble coming to grips with the cost of soda.
Why does Corey's husband keep making us look bad? Sheesh. Plus, Marcus had a wild bros only weekend.
Do you have exploding head syndrome? Plus, big dumb cups get a clothing line, and Charles was loving the fitness connection on Second Date Update.
Corey is convinced people are talking crap about her feet. Plus, do you even care about Valentine's Day if you are married?
Corey isn't much without her man, THE JEFF. Plus, which Bay Area city has the worst drivers?
Marcus doesn't want Corey talking about the game during What's Trending today, but we at least need to report on how many times Taylor was on screen!
Corey and her hubby really know each other well, and it resulted in a funny fail yesterday. Plus, are you guilty of these text messaging sins?
Is a no phone vacation even possible? We can dream can't we? Plus, Corey's anniversary is today! What's the worst anniversary flub you ever made?
Want to look like a young hot celeb? You can get dimple surgery! Plus, what did you miss most during your power outage?
Is your office fridge as strange as ours? Plus, the ONLY laundry setting you should ever use, and it will blow your mind.
Having trouble with small talk? We got you with these pro tips... or do we? Plus, the storm savaged us yesterday.
What small thing do you harshly judge people for? Plus, THE JEFF, Corey's husband is back in town, but why was he giving her such a hard time yesterday?
Get ready for that Super Bowl party, but you need to know what to feed your people! Plus, tipping is really out of control... we gotta tip for clothing now?
Are aliens walking among us? Corey doesn't think so, but it would be pretty funny if the were celebs like in Men in Black.
Here's the first thing your server notices about you. Yes, they are judging. Plus, the strange things people do while sleepwalking.
Corey is catching heat over the way she loads the dishwasher at home. I mean, that's a big deal! Plus, Niner Nation STAND UP!
Do you have "resting rich face"? Plus, Corey had a connect with her sister yesterday. Seems like they were both avoiding it, but can't we all relate to complicated family dynamics?
Us 40 year olds have a lot of regrets, huh? Plus, Marcus said hello to Joe Montana last night and of course he was embarassing himself.
Everyone really wants their partner to spend THIS much on Valentine's Day? Sheesh. Plus, Corey has Marcus freaked out over a potential real life Dateline episode.
3-2-1 rule to get to sleep. You down? Marcus and Corey ain't. LOL. Plus, the secret key to a happy marriage?
If you could be friends with a celeb, who would it be and why? Plus, the impossible just happened... Corey's couch gave her an injury. She's not safe anywhere!
Where have you gotten stuck? Corey's story is hilarious, scary, and still causing trauma to this day.
Corey has a big date night coming up, and she's ready to risk her eye for it. Plus, the 6-1 grocery tip that makes shopping fun again?
Take notes, these are the little things that will bring you joy. Plus, wear this color next time you are on a flight for better service.
Is Marcus strange for doing karaoke, alone? Plus, if you like this certain food, well, ya might be a pychopath. Sorry!
Today is the day... time to drop that resolution. Plus, what the "old" stuff that you love and take pride in loving?
You apparently don't have to change your underwear. Who knew. Plus, we found the most annoying airplane passenger, ever.
Got a nickname for your work buddy? I bet it's not nice. Plus, Corey is geeked off the We Are The World Documentary.
Dry January too much for you? How about a dry week? There's a catch though. Plus, baby piercing... too much?
Corey has a new year's not quite resolution, but she needs our help with it? Plus, Marcus ran into and old bully recently. How did he react?
Entertaining this Christmas? Pro tips to not lose your head. Plus, how would you feel if you were charged to attend Christmas dinner at a friend's house?
Corey's husband THE JEFF is loving her make up free self, but Corey is feeling a little self conscience about it. Plus, there's an AI death predictor... who wants to use it??
The holidays are for families, but hanging with them usually brings lots of annoying, akward questions. Plus, the TSA is helping you have the best travel experience this Christmas.
Are you expecting a big pay out from your parents? A growing trend has them giving you a big nothing. Plus, the things you are doing that your neighbors hate.
Corey as really fumbled this Christmas gift giving season. Plus, the things people say when they will NEVER follow through on it.
What the worst Christmas gift you have ever received? What about given? Plus, the fights that happen EVERY year with your family at the holiday's, and how to avoid them.
Corey's hubby was looking for some recognition last night for the tiniest of things. Plus, why can't we all be the gardener for the Hermes heir?
This list of how to avoid holiday stress has us confused. Plus, Marcus had quite the wild night out.
You better avoid these Christmas icks if you want to get out of the holiday season with your relationship. Plus, how you like your toast says a lot about your personality. Yes, really.
How to survive that upcoming holiday party. Plus, you aren't the only one that needs a vacation from your vacation with family.
2023 most misprounced words. Some of these really shocked us that we had been saying it wrong this whole time. Plus, what are you nostalgic for?
The holidays are a time to embarass yourself, so don't commit these holiday faux pas. Plus, Corey is gloating about how right she was about Taylor Swift.
What's something that you think is common knowledge, but doesn't seem to be? Plus, how you feeling about office potlucks? Forced fun?
Holidays are a time for family... but should they be? Plus, the average cost of a date, or at least what people think it should be, will shock you.
Marcus broke an office rule when he brought THIS to work today. Plus, a surprising amount of people have cheated on their partners at the holiday office party.
Corey's friend is really trying to take advantage of her and now it's REALLY time to dump this friend. Plus, what your holiday cocktail says about you.
What's something your partner does that's annoying, but you've basically learned to accept it and ignore it? Plus, the confusion and stress over who you tip at the holidays is real.
Today is the day... get rid of those Thanksgiving leftovers... unless your name is Marcus of course. Plus, are the type of man that never wash your sheets?
Corey is fitting into some pants she hasn't fit into for 18 years... but SHOULD she be wearing these? Plus, some rude people are referering to you as "gen pop"?
Back from the holiday... and Corey had a terrible time cooking. Never again! Plus, how late is too late for dinner arrivals?
How to make Thanksgiving dinner less stressful. Plus, I bet you think you could survive the apocalypse, don't you?
Having a work bestie is fun and all, but it could be dangerous. Plus, what Thanksgiving dinner should cost...
What are you not going to allow on your dinner plate this Thanksgiving? Plus, wife wants her man to buy her clothes for Christmas... is it a trap?
The new venmo scam... is Marcus a victim? Plus, how'd you hurt yourself by doing nothing?
Corey has a friend problem, and needs our help. Plus, T Day coming in hot, so we've got some advice to help you avoid these common mistakes.
Corey is questioning her behavior this morning. We need you to render some judgement. Plus, the movies you HAVE to watch anything they come on TV.
Are you forced to care about people's birthday's at the office? What about contributing money for a birthday gift for your boss? Plus, is TV on a first date acceptable?
We all love our friends, but there are things we hate about them too. Plus, Corey's dogs have too much... and what are the TV shows or movies you still hold on to?
You may be using the phrases on the daily... well stop, because it's freaking rude. Also, forced volunteering? I'll pass.
Corey ditched her hubby recently but it turns out she made the right decision. Plus, you cool with someone taking food off your plate?
Treat yourself to a manicure today... it's good for your mental health! Plus, Corey is upset about the Christmas creep and she has the majority of America on her side.
Holidays incoming, and we might already be feeling the pressure of hosting a big holiday gathering. Plus, Corey isn't visiting family, but her hubby is... should she feel guilty?
Get ready to walk all day if you over indulged last night. Plus, Corey had the best Halloween ever because of this one thing.
Happy Halloween! What's the most haunted place in the Bay? Plus, THESE professions are the most likely to cheat... is yours on the list?
We need your help... Corey needs to break up with a friend. Plus, what's the strangest place you have been hit on?
This viral list of places women won't go on a first date is rediculous. Plus, what to do if you don't want to go to your office Halloween party? Just ask Marcus he's a pro at stuff like that.
Here are the questions you should never ask anyone, ever. Plus, a man has hide his lottery winnings from his kids for 2 years and we agree with his tactics.
What's on your anti bucket list? Something that you've done but NEVER want to do again. Plus, how do you feel about the restaurant charging for "bad parenting"?
Halloween is coming up but do not wear these costumes. Plus, younger people are "soft saving" for retirement but are they really saving at all?
It was a wonderful night this past Saturday and we raised a ton of money all thanks to you! Plus, would you be mad if your entire house was demolished by accident?
Marcus found 20 bucks in his pants when he was going laundry the other day... the small joys are sometimes the best joys! Plus, the scariest horror movie of all time... according to science.
People prefer experiences over stuff when they get gifts. Not Corey apparently. Plus, the old tech you still love to use.
Do you live in a haunted house, and would you even care if you did? Plus, Corey hates the 75 Mom Challenge.
Marcus' daughter pulled a prank, and he kinda thought it was awesome, but it also impacted our work day. Plus, is it ever OK to ditch your family on vacation?
Marcus celebrated a milestone birthday and he recieved a gift from his wife that apparently, ONLY she could give... anyone else, he would be pissed. Plus, the "healthiest" Halloween candy?
Marcus really wants to run the world, but his first stop is Grand Marshall of the Pumpkin Festival. Good luck there buddy! Plus, Corey contemplates how bad of a wife she really is.
Corey is a bit concerned about herself. Plus, Marcus almost fumbles his anniversary, and he also thinks he's basically an MMA fighter. ???
These knock off Halloween costumes are hilarious..."Yeehaw Cheerleader"? LOL. Plus, tonight, instead of asking your partner how their day was, try these slightly awkward questions instead.
75 harder? Nah, how about 75 hotter? Plus, I want to live off the grid, but I dunno if I can really handle it.
Marcus had quite the busy weekend, but it wasn't as organized as it could have been. Dudes will be dudes. Plus, Gen Z really wants you to stop leaving voicemails.
Exericse based on my zodiac sign? Sounds like crap but tell me everything. Plus, what's a show you will never watch no matter how good people say it is?
Is taking care of your pets more stressful than raising children and romantic relationships? Plus, Corey speaks about the importance and her personal connection to breast cancer awareness month.
What movie keeps you up at night. Or are you strange like Jason and help you sleep better? Plus, this high school teacher doesn't care... and maybe that's a good thing?
You should not bring your phone into the bathroom, but not for the reason you think. Plus, Corey dream has comed true, you can take a pill, sit on the coach all day, and lose weight and gain muscle!
Marcus kicked off his b day celebration early this past weekend in the most Marcus way possible. Plus, you may be surprised what the happiest job in America is.
I mean, I want to make fun of this app that's lets you rent someone's bathroom, but come to think of it, I kinda need that. Plus, how many of these new dictionary words does Corey know?
Why does Marcus have so many photos on his phone? Although it sounds like he's more normal that we think. Plus, major hacks to save you money and time on your next flight.
Here a tip to help you in life...don't ever say anything of these thing to anyone. Ever. Plus, Corey had very interesting (embarassing) day at her doctor the other day.
Corey actually had to talk to her husband yesterday. No TV? Woah. Plus, compliments that are actually insulting.
Marcus really hit the karaoke mic hard this weekend. Why so serious bro? Plus, the foods that are keeping you up at night and it's not what you think.
These are pro tips if you want to actually enjoy your next vacation. Plus, the absolute worst foods for your teeth.. and this is from a dentist!
Corey is having a great time today because she finally isn't illegal! Plus, these strange dating requirements make sense... to some.
Feel like you've made years of bad choices? There is still hope! Plus, Marcus is REALLY loving his last day as a guy who has a truck.
Corey sure has a lot going on at her pad! It's not only haunted, but there is a killer next door? No, really? Plus, changing careers at 45... it can be done!
Are you a people pleaser? You might be if you say these certain phrases. Plus, Marcus sure has napped in some strange places huh?
What are things that were just normal in the 90's but now it's a luxury. Plus, did Corey finally get the California driver's license or what?
Planning a trip with a large group of people is usually pretty annoying. Producer Jason is asking for advice because he kind of wants to take over vacation planning for his extended family in a very unpolite way. Plus, what's this about Corey not liking In n Out Burger? I think you can get kicked out of the date for saying things like this.
More ghosts and goblins at Corey's house, no shame is Marcus' child's menu game, and, does spelling and grammar even matter at all anymore?
Corey fills us in on her fun filled day at the DMV yesterday. Plus, have you started Christmas shopping yet? It ain't too early!
Be honest, could you pass a driving test today? I don't know the answers to most of these questions but Corey has to pass this thing today or else she can't drive in California. Plus, Marcus wants to be the center of attention again.
I mean, I'm lazy, but I dunno if I can hang with these TRULY lazy people. Plus, what's something you hate more and more as you get older?
Do you just want to end that convo with your co worker or mother in law? We got you. Plus, how to turn those bad habits into good ones.
Mommy needs a makeover, and it's all about looking good in the drop off/pick up line. Plus, you probably have nomophobia right now and don't even know it.
Adults playing kickball... what could go wrong? Plenty, apparently. Plus, you down to drop that daily Starbucks habit and get into "no spend September"?
If you're reading this, you already hit the road too late for Labor Day. Plus, Corey is about to do some serious physical activity this weekend, and she's pretty nervous about it.
Doesn't everyone hide from their family in the bathroom? No? Plus, first there was the preggo pizza, now the preggo Starbucks drink?
What's that moment that made you feel old? Plus, adults only section on the plane? Yes please!
Some of us may be drama queens when we get sick, but we want a little compassion from our partners. Is that too much to ask? Plus, why hairy dudes are better dudes.
Corey has more evidence than ever before that her house is haunted... but how should she deal with living with a spirit? Plus, speaking of dogs, they like women better, just FYI.
We think he's crazy for wanting to leave an easy job that pays lots of money and gives him a lot of free time. Plus, what's something you never got to do as a kid that you were super excited to finally do as an adult?
What is the perfect age for a kid to have their first phone? Everyone thinks Marcus is living in a fantasy with his plan for his daughter. Plus, the 7 keys for a happy, long life.
Pro tips on how to rocket through your boring workout. But does it have to involve death metal? Plus, real ways to stop your sugar craving, not silly things from influencers online.
Ever go on a vacation, but keep working (pretend to work) and not tell your company? Plus, people in San Francisco are joining, "the mile long club" You know there are camera's in there, right?
Corey's hubby has no way to get around, but that isn't stopping Corey from keeping their car to herself all day. Bad wife? Plus, Marcus made the mistake of posting on the Next Door app... he forgot that people don't know how to behave online.
Lady bounces out on wine night because someone brought a kid. Who is in the wrong? Plus, if you don't say hi to your neighbors very much, you should probably start...for your own health.
The basis of "girl math" is sound, but does it have to have such an annoying and offensive name? Plus, when asking someone for a favor goes way too far and now you have guilt. aka another day in the life of Corey.
We know what that newlywed couple you have in your life really want, but do you want to give it to them? Corey certainly doesn't. Plus, a shocking Second Date Update, and how the clutter in your life may end your relationship.
We've got a sure fire way to keep your skin looking youthful and amazing for a long time... too bad Corey isn't willing to do it. Plus, Elon is really messing up the billing department.
If your house just keeps getting messier and you don't know what to do, maybe this will help just a bit. Plus, how to get your kids ready for school without losing your mind.
What's your go to karaoke song... and how well do you pull it off? Plus, things get desperate when you miss trash day.
Corey is wondering what type of behavior could get you labeled the neighborhood jerk? ...and has her hubby Jeff crossed that line? Plus, at what age does life stop being fun?
Corey thinks she may have expelled the demons from her new home. Plus, it's back to school time already... wait already!??? Us mature people remember when that didn't happen until September.
Wifey and Hubby issues today... Jason is considering getting an expensive tattoo without tell his wife about it first, and Corey is mad at THE JEFF for encouraging unhealthy eating. Plus, do you have a third place? Why it's so important for your well being.
Some spooky things have been going on at Corey's new house in San Francisco. Plus, there are camera's everywhere so whatever that thing you were thinking about doing... don't do it!
This woman's tirade on a plane got the entire flight diverted, and it was all over wine. Plus, wtf is cozy cardio?
Corey is heated about a certain condiment that people apparently love putting on a sandwhich. Plus, what the heck is up with parents asking for the community's help for their adult children? They are adults!
It's not just a catchy song title... Corey's husband THE JEFF actually saved a life this weekend. Plus, be honest, how much do you spend on impulse purchases?
What irrational fear did you have as a kid? Jaws was for sure going to get me in the swiming pool that much I was sure of. Plus, it's going down tonight in Swiftie Clara! Don't miss the Tay-Gate. Also, Marcus needs to break out his 10 year old stash of unused gift cards and freaking buy something.
Do you hit snooze? Stop you're playing yourself! Plus, how to plan a group trip without everyone hating each other.
There's one thing you simply must not do at someone else's wedding. Plus, Corey hates her hair, and she's pretty sure everyone else hates it too because of what they are, and are not saying to her lately.
What is fexting might you ask? Fighting over text message of course. Plus, would you give up your window seat to a mother and her kids?
A big weekend with Barbie changing the game at the theaters, and Marcus getting his outdoorsman on. Wait, is he really roughing it if he's driving around in a pink go kart? What?
What something you absolutely have to buy name brand, and what's something you don't give a crap how generic it is? Plus, be honest, what's your favorite junk food?
If you are out to dinner with friends, do you split the bill evenly? Looks, my friends have expensive taste and I'm just over here drinking water. Plus, Corey is STILL a bad wife?
I mean, can anything beat fries while you're driving? Plus, is Corey a terrible wife. She's feeling guilty for her recent behavior now that her husband has moved to town.
Would you be down to try this flying hack? It could help save you money, but also get you banned from the airline. Plus, Corey is downright livid that Halloween is already here. Wait, what?
Corey has a husband that loves to handle home projects, and that's awesome... but she hates it. Plus, summer travel trends that tbh sound horrible.
Does nice weather make you want to work out, or drink cocktails? Plus, just do THIS for 15 seconds to have an amazing morning.
There are so many types of personalities at the airport... the over prepared Dad, the lounging drinker, the guy with no clue. Plus, guy rants on next door about getting a ticket, thinking he's got the communities support... nope!
Corey tried to make a joke yesterday, then things got real awkward. Plus, could you go all summer without your phone? ... OK stop lying!
How do you deal with someone who gives annoying, unsolicited advice... or are you one of those people? Plus, the subtle things that give you a bad vibe about someone. Is it really that hard to return that shopping cart!?
Corey was horrified to hear that Jason is being a "free" babysitter this coming weekend, but is everyone being a bit dramatic about this? Plus, how to handle the moocher in your life.
Corey really has no idea what time it is, or where she is supposed to be, but doesn't that happen to all of us at one time or another? Plus, Marcus is a living example of why listening is so darn important.
Tipping is still out of control, but maybe we have some excuses to NOT tip now. Plus, the age when you "peak"... and it's a lot older than you may think.
Marcus really didn't want the long July 4th weekend to end... he wore his pool clothes to work today to keep the vibe going. Plus, things us 40+ people KNOW younger people are going to regret later in life.
I mean, if you're late for your flight, maybe consider this? You'll go to hell for it, but I guess it might work. Plus, fun (embarassing) 4th of July memories.
Were you aware there was so much drama around where you store your bottle of ketchup? Plus, proposal spots to avoid... number one example: the airplane toilet.
Did Corey make the wrong decision in buying her San Francisco home? Her neighbor seems UBER scary. Plus, being a night owl is bad for your health, but not for the reasons you may think.
It's alway so cute on TV and movies when you nurse a bird back to health in a little cardboard box. Doesn't actually turn out that way in real life though. Plus, creepy neighbor talk, and the things EVERYONE looks stupid doing.
Are you, or are you attracted to cinnamon roll men? No, they aren't frosted, but they are sweet. Plus, Corey's "interesting" birthday outing, and Marcus' Disneyland observations.
Want to dip out for a little bit? Maybe teach someone a lesson that isn't appreciating you? Fake your own death! Plus, a break in artist has a change of heart.
I don't care how cheap the tickets are, I don't want to fly on the double decker seat airplane. Plus, how do you handle a text or email that wasn't intended for you? What if it was about you being fired?
Summer is officially here... kids are out of school... time to send them to camp to learn how to be a person? Plus, the longest war, the thermostat war!
I know it's cozy for some of you to strip down at night, but it really ain't the best thing for you. Plus, the money saving tips that financial guru Marcus doesn't agree with.
How much should Dad's be making for all the Dad stuff they do? Oops, this salary is kinda low what's up with that?
So, why do you avoid going home? Corey wants to leave all the annoying dog responsibilities to her husband. Plus, the WORST Father's Day gifts, ever.
Have you been trying to adult for a while now, but you have that one friend that still thinks they are 22? Plus, the savage nick names we secretly (or not?) give to our co workers.
Is it a red flag that Marcus' comfort show is Oz? Plus, how to handle and cheap gift giver, and the stupidist reasons your plane was delayed.
Father's Day coming in hot, but what the heck to get dear old Dad? Plus, Yelp is just silly, and doesn't like Marcus.
How do you cancel plans last minute and not look like a total jerk? Plus, pride gets in the way of a lot of things... building furniture is one of them.
Pro tips to calm you down at work, but some of this is a little odd. Plus, it takes THIS amount of time to know if you want to have a second date with someone.
A formula for vacation? I dunno, sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey has some great news, and having a southern accent may cost you.
Corey got scammed over the weekend. The drama aint over yet! Plus, who knew a fear of loose hair was a thing?
Having a tough day... some of these affirmations are corny as heck, but some may actually help. Plus, the annual cost of all those terrible habits you have.
Marcus the exercise guy? His cousin might be changing Marcus for the better. Plus, if you are feeling hungry, don't actually eat, just look at a picture of food.
Corey wants her hair short, but her hubby doesn't? Uh oh. Plus, the number one issue breaking up marriages and it's not what you think.
Why do we have to babysit adults sometimes? Especially if they are members of our family! Plus, Corey desperatly hoping for a house, and Marcus teaches us how to avoid regretting a purchase.
Corey was packing all weekend, but why was her husband not helping, and lying on the couch instead? Plus, the angriest airports in the Bay and beyond, and Marcus almost misses his big song moment at his father's memorial this past weekend.
Real talk: How do you deal with a stinky co-worker? Plus, the life hack that might secure your spot in hell.
The number one reason people get divorced isn't cheating... Plus, Marcus is juiced about churro kit kats, and Reese's Peanut Butter day.
Hacks that work on kids can also work on unruly adults! Plus, Corey does not need a dramatic husband in her life right now.
The things smart people do everyday? Sounds like a lot of work. Plus, Corey thinks you need to get your butt back to work.
What's something that is universally loved, that if someone doesn't like it, its a huge red flag? Plus, how to deal with public huggers.
Why are you bragging that you never take vacation?? That's not a good thing. Plus, we all have passive agressive moves we pull, right?
Could you take a 3 hour shower? Do you even have enough things to do to fill that much time? Plus, the english language is very strange.
Marcus is nervous about his upcoming singing performance, so of course we made him practice on the air. Plus, if you have gone on 600 first dates, but can't find the one, the problem might be you.
Corey went from feeling guilty, to giving up. Woops! Plus, all the things you are supposed to do before taking that first sip of coffee that we are not going to do.
Corey isn't helping with the big move at all, and she's starting to feel guilty. I mean, what does THE JEFF have all those muscles for if not to handle stuff like this? Plus, binder paper proposal for the win???
Look, my kids like chips too, and there's nothing wrong with that! Plus, unpopular things that should be more well liked. Wait, Marcus likes pineapple on pizza?
Marcus just lost out on some free stuff and he's mad! Plus, day three of Marcus dressing nice, and pro tips on how to not look terrible in the next photo taken of you.
Marcus all of a sudden started wearing nice shirts to work and we think something's up. Plus, how sitting on the couch and eating cheetos with your partner is great for your relationship.
Corey is about to finally get comfortable. Plus, the work out hack you may want but shouldn't use, and your web browser is stressing you out.
Are Jason's kids doomed to be warped because they don't watch TV? Plus, the lies our parents told us.
It's so awkard when you are just trying to grocery shop and you get stuck right in front of a couple arguing. Plus, on the topic of awkard, what do you do in a new relationship when the other person says "I love you" first? Oh, uhhh, thanks.
These three little words will defuse the situation when someone is being rude to you. We tried it, and it doesn't work as advertised. Plus, Keanu Reeves is the greatest human to ever live.
What's a TV show or movie you watch because you WANT to cry? Plus, Corey reveals the time she was "Stamos'd", and we revel in the kid stuff that we love as adults.
Most people clean the house because they fear judgement from others... not Marcus though! He has an entire "junk room". Plus, what's something you dislike more and more the older you get?
Marcus was really looking forward to being Mr. Ourdoorsman this weekend... too bad the 4K tv's and wifi got in the way. Plus, the article of clothing on someone that just really turns you off.
What are those pretentious words or phrases that just drive you nuts? Plus "The Target Effect" and how to try to fight back.
What was your nick name in high school or college? Bet it wasn't as mean as Corey's. Plus, do you have an irrational fear?
Jason really worrys about this hair this much at the gym? OK. Plus, how much it really costs to date, but this number seems a little low.
I see your hot girl walk and raise you a soft girl walk. Sheesh is this what it's come to? Plus, Corey updates us on her house hunt, and we are calling out those people who only pretend to pick their dog's poop... we see you!
Do THIS to strengthen your relationship? Corey says, boooring. Plus, the Bay Area house hunting has begun, and it began in a very interesting way.
What would it take to make your truly comfortable and happy? Plus, Corey has massive calves, and she needs to borrow money from her father. Awkward or totally reasonable?
According to an "expert", these are acceptable messes to have in your house. Corey: "umm NO!" Plus, meet the dog who looks just like Snoopy. OMG!
You can't even say hi to a person in an email anymore? Sheesh. Plus, we don't care much about your social media announcement. Actually, I forgot I was even following you.
While I'm over here wishing I had the carefree kid life still, Corey is actually living it. What gives? Plus, how to deal with the chronically late person in your life.
Marcus and Corey had every different Easter weekends, but it all sounds like fun! Plus, these cyber security tips might be great for you, but it sounds like a lot of work for me.
I'm ready to EAT this weekend. ...but what are the gross candies to avoid? Plus, Corey and her hubby THE JEFF are spending another week in her studio apartment. This time with THREE dogs! Didn't we advise against ever trying this again the last time?
Ever accidentally shown someone an embarassing photo on your phone? Plus, it took 20 years, but the mean girl from high school finally got humbled.
She's in the building folks! Well, no, she's on the phone, but we are talking to THE Sandy Stec today about her upcoming comedy shows in Alameda, and her life in LA. Plus, how to bounce back from a sleepless night. Yea, I'm doing any of these after a sleepless night... I'm doing the opposite.
Marcus was doing some petty things on the roadways yesterday. Plus, speaking of driving, which freeway has the worst drivers in the Bay.
What kills the vibe the most at a party? Plus, which Bay Area freeway has the absolute worst drivers.
Men, you should know better than to get between and woman and her nail or hair person. Plus, it's Friday, let's celebrate the little things that bring you big joy.
Corey shares a great meeting she had with a surgeon yesterday. Plus, how do we solve the great carry on luggage problem?
Did you sit down to a family dinner every night when you were a kid? Do you do it now as a parent? More and more people don't see the importance of it anymore. Plus, Corey updates us on her visit with a surgeon happening today.
If you travel a lot, listen to this to not be an annoying a hole to the TSA agents. Plus, how would you feel if your snoring was secretly recorded?
If you fight against social anxiety, maybe you should stop bathing, and encourage others to do the same. Plus, Corey is a little miffed her father didn't help her out financially, yet parents are out here supporting their 30 year grown children.
What's the worst movie you ever saw, but managed to sit all the way through? Plus, ways to save money that none of us are going to do.
Is it a red flag if your partner starts working out? Corey thinks so. Plus, the Amazon delivery driver that went into a war zone just to keep that prime promise.
Well Corey lost a window in the storm yesterday. It's cool thought she put a diaper on the broken hole. Plus, best and worst Easter candy.
Science has nailed the perfect day to take off from work, and it's not what you think. Plus, how to not be a jealous partner.
Marcus deals with what life was like before phones, and Corey opens up about an update on recent biopsy. Plus, can you beat Corey's trip from hell?
What are those lies your parents told you during childhood? Plus, the strange "hack" when clothes shopping that Marcus swears is genius.
Great news! If 5 minutes of exercise is too much for you, now you can get away with even less! Plus, do you judge people for how they park?
Do you have a problem with adults eating off the kids menu? Plus, how bad are you at a job if you get fired on your first day??
Tom Cruise avoids his ex's, apparently, and so can you! Plus, how to girl scout cookie season responsibily.
How many happily married couples are interested in getting a sleep divorce? The number may surprise you. Plus, Corey attempts to reconnect with her new Corgi, but was Ryland having any of it?
Turns out you can buy happiness, but there's a limit. Plus, Corey updates us on her biopsy experience yesterday, and things you should NEVER do over text message.
We've got some pro tips to lessen the blow of daylight savings but we are not going to follow any of these. Plus, who's ready to jump on a boat for 3 years? Anyone?
It a problem when you tell a friend to reach out if they need anything, and then they actually do. Plus, one of those funny "date me" billboard stories just took a very strange turn.
You personality says a lot about how financially responsible you are. Plus, Corey is upset with her husband right now, and more of us need to actually relax when we are on vacation.
How much time do we really spend on our appearance? Count this number really be accurate? Plus, Corey MIA, and how to not be a terrible houseguest.
Well now you've done it... you've fallen in love with your friend... what do you do? Plus, great news for the weekend! ...wine is good for you! but there's a catch.
Parents have it tough... sometimes you just need to hide in the bathroom! Plus, the National Park Service is really acting up on Twitter... but is this even funny?
Lots of people want to swap seats on an airplane, but there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. Plus, Marcus wants to connect with younger people, but he knows his limits... he's not "keepin it 100"
If you really feel like tapping out on all your household responsibilities, we have good news for you... now there's a thing called quiet quitting at home. Plus, there is two types of dog owners. Corey is the first kind...
This is a trend? Show up and give it your least for a Monday!? Plus, what's a time that playing dumb really worked out for you?
Show of hands, who is down for reusable toilet paper? Anyone? Plus, super organized fridges on tik tok are really pissing us off.
These every day activities can be as good as the gym, but don't use it as an excuse! Plus, the world you think you know online is a lie.
Corey new pup Ryland just spent her first night in her new home. So, how did it go? Plus, we love cheese... don't take it away from us!
Corey has a surprise to share! She's expecting! No... not that. Plus, scientifically proven songs to make you happy.
What's something that you like more and more as you get older? Staying in! Plus, how do you feel about restaurants that don't allow children?
How to break up with a friend. It's always awkard, but we're going to try to figure this out together. Plus, the sad fact that young people don't care about getting their license anymore, and stuff that went away that we really miss.
Oops! You forgot it's Valentine's and now you need a last minute gift. We got you! ...or do we? Plus, what to do when a friendship has run it's course.
Some people say finanicial infidelity is as bad as physical cheating. What!? Plus, Corey's neighbor is holding her Amazon package hostage and we need to figure out how to rescue it.
Pro tips on how to smoothly leave a gathering you are totally done with. Plus, Galentine's Day was created because we take Valentine's way too seriously and it should stop.
Is there a problem with adults ordering off the kids menu? Plus, are you down to live forever? It could be possible soon!
On average, what is the most stressful time of the day? The answer may surprise you. Plus, Corey took a side gig yesterday and was fired on her very first day. Can you beat that fail?
We are supposed to support our partners with tv and movie suggestions, not freak them the hell out. Plus, how often do you wash your bra... be honest.
Your partner's sibling is about to move in with you... yikes. Plus, good news... canceling on your friends is not nearly as bad as you think it is.
What's on your work out playlist? Marcus, Corey, and Jason all have some very interesting picks on thiers. Plus, if you are going to throw an epic Super Bowl party, you need to have all your friends chip in, right?
Tell about the nastiest finds in your office fridge. Plus, the foods and drinks to avoid on your next flight.
Of course the reason to go to a high school reunion is to show off! Why else? Plus, you accidentally added a 2 dollar tip on the touch screen at the coffee shop... what's your next move? This could get awkward.
We spend money on the silliest things... stuff we really don't need. Plus, dating tips for the budget conscious crowd.
Ever cheated on your partner by watching ahead on the show you've been watching together? Plus, Corey terrible customer service story... we've all been there, and new Dad tries to be sweet but fails miserably and the internet won't let it stand.
The baby names that are going out of style, and the ones that you would never name your kid because you hated a girl named Marisol in school. Wait, what? Also, hooking up with an ex from high school... good idea or nah?
You find something in a shopping cart that has, apparently, been forgotten. You taking it, or bringing it back to the store? Plus, grandma want some money if she's going to help out with the baby.
You are most likely a judgy neighbor because we all have thoughts on this one thing if our neighbors do it. Plus, throwing in the towel on that group text can be a beautiful thing.
The phrase most used in successful relationships. Can you guess what it is? Plus, annoying driver behavior... we all have those behaviors that bug the crap out of us!
If an alarm could sound every time your mind drifted from the task at hand, would you be down for it? Plus, the boring and really annoying way to control your cravings.
If you could never have to do one "adulting" thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Plus, guy gets handed a bag of random cash, and he's pissed about it! Honestly, I might be too though.
Well, Marcus was in the ER last night. Another embarassing injury? Plus, the workday crash happens a lot sooner than we thought.
You down for a no TP household? Plus, how do you react when you see a fight in public? ...and a destination wedding where the guests pay? Pass.
What kind of house did you grow up in? A snacks house, or an ingredients house? Plus, take care of our seniors today... watch how much weed they are smoking please.
What's the most embarassing way you've ever hurt yourself? Bet you can't beat Marcus' stories. Plus, we've seen some bad behavior in the work place, but your stories are rediculous.
Weather was bananas yesterday. Corey experied all 4 seasons in a few hours. This can't be a good sign. Plus, is your boss a "seagull boss"?
Corey likes getting her husband the "traditional" anniversary gifts, but what to get a man that's crystal? Plus, the dating app that makes you explain to someone why you don't like them. Awkard?
What are those sentiments that both the young and the old can agree on? Plus, you are probably getting too much sleep... now...apparently.
We have some answers on this maybe creepy guy that wanted to walk Corey home the other night. The "walk and see" guy. Plus, would you be cool with your current partner having lunch with an ex?
Are you sad because Christmas is over? We got you! Well, Jason does, Marcus is frankly glad the holidays are over... because he loves work?
Plus, the strangest things people have attempted to bring through airport security.
Storm watch 2023 and Marcus is ready for anything. Plus, Corey's hubby is a terrible gift reciever.
Why did Corey spend the holidays wearing an eye patch? Vanity of course. Plus, Marcus won't do dry January, but maybe damp January?
Scared of insects? Corey is deathly afraid of bees and one invaded her home yesterday. Plus, how petty is your mother in law? This lady has yours beat.
You love a TV show... but HATE the ending. A problem we've all had. Plus, how rude is it to not RSVP to a party? ...and how to survive a holiday gathering with the family.
Christmas is coming, so we all need to master the art of pretending to love a gift you hate. Plus, gift giving at the office, love it or hate it?
Holiday get togethers incoming. Don't be that rude guest! Plus, the dangers of using an alarm clock, and the grocery story hack that could save you money... but you have to be bold for this one!
Marcus just doesn't understand how to behave in public sometimes. Plus, the shocking amount of exercise you can get away with doing to extend your life.
Turns out Marcus has been wrong about weighted blankets this whole time. Plus, Corey has a blast from the past yesterday, and... is wearing underwear really necessary?
Corey's apartment building sent her an email about "gratitudes" for the staff and she has many thoughts. Plus, can a foodie date a non foodie, and bad news... you are already too late with that new year's resolution.
What's the Christmas movie you watch every single year? Plus, are you suffering from "energy leakage"? Sounds gross, but you'll want to hear this.
What Christmas song do you HATE? Plus, how hard it really is to have a December birthday.
Marcus is finding joy again and loving every minute of it. Plus, if you love spicy foods, what that says about your personality.
This advice to help you wake up bright eyed and bushy tailed is nice, but I dunno if I'm going to do all that! Plus, things our parents told us that were total lies.
Just follow this "simple" step, and you can help avoid holiday weight gain! Plus, is the stress of hosting holiday events... is it even worth it?
Who vapes on a plane!? Enough that they have a system in place to clean out the craft when it happens, and Corey experienced it first hand this past weekend. Plus, how do you feel about gift cards at Christmas time? ...and who is the cheapest person you know?
Marcus and all of us took time today to remember his father who passed away over the weekend. Plus, Corey went home to Oregon for the holiday break... but she barely saw her husband? What happened?
Pro tips on how to get that crazy family member to stop drinking this Thanksgiving? Hmmm, we're going to try. Plus, she knows she's condescending, and wants to stop. Is there any hope?
The reverse catfish... is this genius or really slimy? Plus, someone in Corey's life is really putting on a master class in taking advantage of someone else.
Is Hooter appropriate for a 5th birthday party? Plus, when did you over react to something, and Marcus is laying down the law about dogs in restaurants.
If you are anything like Marcus, you really stress out when you are on vacation. Corey is here to tell you how silly that is. Plus, is socializing with co-workers officially over?
This list of foods to help with my happiness isn't making me happy. Plus, are you down with small talk at work? If you aren't like Corey, and actually enjoy it, here are some tips to up your game!
You probably consumed some really gross stuff this morning. Here's how often you should be cleaning these really gross things. Plus, it's a mess on these Bay Area streets today.
The scientist's have spoken, and we now know who is smarter... the night owl, or the early riser? Plus, could the perfect hangover cure really exist?
If we don't put our phones down, the future isn't bright. Plus, are you excited for Black Friday? Do you miss doing the in store thing? A shocking amount of people do.
Apparently bathing isn't necessary for health... but do we really want to live in a world where people don't shower? Plus, what's a super popular food that you actually hate?
What's a spontaneous thing you have done that you still can't believe you did? Plus, hiding lottery winnings from your family, and rookie Halloween candy moves.
Corey really needs to work on the resting B face. Pro tips anyone? Plus, Marcus' first weekend free, and how much rent are you charging your kids?
The best and worst Halloween candy... according to a dentist. Plus, how to make that coffee kick in faster on your workday.
What you and your mate choose this Halloween speaks volumes. Plus, these food myths are actually true? ...and video games are actually really good for you!
Marcus and his sister had an emotional day dropping off their father at a care home yesterday, but despite everything, Marcus is looking forward to the future. Plus, are destination weddings super selfish?
Can couples who disagree about the heater actually last? Plus, Corey wants to bail out on Halloween, and buying multiples of the same items of clothing... genius or strange?
Corey giant dog is scared of flies... can anyone beat that? Plus, just in time for Halloween, you can be buried alive!? For 50K!?
What's something you spend way too much on when you KNOW it's a very silly thing to waste your hard earned dollars on? Plus, the start of a Dateline mystery right here in the Bay?
What do you think about a lady proposing to a man? Corey thinks it's cool... for someone else. Plus, stress relieving tips that we are not willing to try.
Is what this cafe is doing smart and helping us be better people, or is it just making us more fake? Plus, what are we failing at that the generation before us totally nailed?
Your dog is a lot smarter than you think, and she's got you all figured out. Plus, why talking to strangers is great for your mental health.
Corey is thinking about getting a dog, and not telling her husband. Plus, how quickly do we give up on our beneficial lifestyle changes, really.
What's the most haunted place in the Bay Area? Plus, are you here for backing into your parking space. Apparently this is very controversial?
This one emoji is going to reveal your age, and Corey is mad about this! Plus, what's the worst back handed compliment you have ever received?
What's your number one scary movie? ...or are you like Marcus and stay far away from horror? Plus, how to control your emotional eating. I mean, if you want to.
We honestly don't know if this is offensive, or just a terrible joke. Plus, eat at the dinner table tonight, you'll be less stressed!
What child like thing do you still love well into adulthood? Plus, pro tips for getting out of a speeding ticket? ...and Marcus had a great, ish, 10 year anniversary weekend.
Pay attention when you are walking around today... Corey saw something really scary yesterday that reminded her to keep the phone in your pocket. Plus, we used to take getting our grocery bagged for granted. Now...
So surprising revelations are coming out about America's taste for Halloween candy. Tootsie Rolls this high on the list? Plus, Corey likes Candy Corn? Plus, money really can buy happiness, and our creepy recurring dreams.
Are you here for the robot revolution? Marcus and Corey are certainly not, but Jason wants one to make dinner? Plus, Corey might be dressing too young for her age.
What's the most annoying thing people do at the grocery store? Marcus & Corey agree on the worst offense. Plus, Corey can not be left alone... she get into way too much trouble.
Is it even worth it? Giving gift to people that just don't care? Plus, we are way too stressed and our bodies are hating us for it.
Let's just keep it to dry January, OK? We don't need another month. Plus, Corey can attest to hard it is to make friends as an adult.
A shocking number of people use their phones while driving... but, confession time, so do we. Plus, what would you do if your in laws came to live with you, and you had no idea they were coming?
What's something you went big on, and now can never go back to the cheap version? Plus, Corey almost got arrested over the weekend, and... the one chip challenge is back? ...and worse than ever?
Are you a fuel eater or a storm eater? What kind do you want to be? Plus, couples makes excel spreadsheet to help with the household chores, and it had a surprising impact!
Would you want to live next to your in-laws? I could be great, and it could be real bad. Plus, apparently we should be letting our kids get screen time, but you have to do one additional thing before sitting them down in front of the TV.
Is there a perfect age to allow your kid to have their own phone? A group of moms who have banded together online think so. Plus, Corey has seen naked people driving... can you beat that?
Should Jason's kids dress up in a couples costume for Halloween? His wife thinks it's kinda creepy. Plus, science has told us the perfect amount of free time you need to stay sane. The number is shockingly high. Who has this amount of time to fart around???
Is it too soon to put up Halloween decorations? Jason wants to start yesterday. Plus, the things we are tired of pretending we like.
This cat interpreter app could go sideways pretty quick. Plus, Corey was away for the holiday weekend, and was greeted by the Bay Area HEAT. Also, some of you were quiet quitting before it was a thing, but here's how to know if you are really taking part in the movement.
Corey was the queen of the fake ID... her experience seems pretty exciting actually. Plus, how much exercise do I really need to live a long life? It just keeps going up...
Corey eats in bed all the time! Is that bad? Plus, Jason has hopes he might be a good father after all, and why a guy is stressed over his fiancé needing 12 pillows to fall asleep.
Corey is mad... err, passionate about PSL season arriving too soon. Plus, admit it, you've stolen something from a restaurant, right?
How mad would you be if your international vacation was delayed because someone was airdropping dirty photos? Plus, Corey's husband left town, and Marcus fashions himself Mr. Fix It.
All this quiet workplace stuff is getting interesting. Plus, it's Furry Fridays, and International Dog day... overload of cuteness! Oh, and is Marcus a "smart drinker"?
There are ways to get free stuff at Starbucks, but what does it say about you if you try any of these? Plus, Marcus has a caregiver for his elderly father, and she has figured out some amazing hacks that has Marcus laughing.
How late is too late to have your kids at a restaurant? Plus, here's what not to do on your next flight.
Corey just coined the term, "Choreplay"... and it's a real thing. Plus, we've got thoughts on a very uninvolved father, and jealous girlfriends, please sit down.
Marcus & Corey had a great time at the Giants game yesterday eating just... everything. Plus, the tooth fairy is paying out just a bit more these days than when you were a kid.
We're judging people all day... but we mostly stay silent about it. Time to let it out! Plus, how bad does it have to get for you to walk out of a restaurant?
Corey is feeling guilty for not entertaining her husband enough. Plus, honeymoons = better marriages, and the number one pro tip for lending money to friends: don't do it!
Marcus really tried to get his elderly father to pick a favorite kid this weekend. LOL. Plus, Corey is back from that romantic wine getaway with her hubby, but did their host try to kick it with them? Awkward!
Why having that secret credit card might be the best thing for your relationship. Plus, we love doing thing the old way! Where's my Walkman?
What treat do you reward yourself with after completing the most mundane or simple task? Plus, why living apart might be best for your marriage.
Corey and her hubby rented a house for a wine trip getaway, but now the host is saying he wants to hang out with them? Talk about awkward and ruining the romance. Plus, you too can be the hottest person in the room with these 5 easy "tricks".
Corey's husband has been in town for 4 days and she's already sick of him? Uh oh! LOL. Plus, how to be a pro napper... but you have to be really, really good at sleeping.
Corey's husband is driving from Oregon to meet her in San Francisco this weekend. He's staying with her in the her studio apartment with two dogs, for three weeks!?
Dad gets crap online for putting his 5 kids on a leash. Jason has two kids and he can't handle them...and apparently that makes some people upset. Plus, feeling glass half empty lately? It might be because you are sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.
Is a two year old who knows how to mop the floor really that bad? Plus, this college kid is mad about being put on a budget? Better check himself!
Is it OK to go to lunch with a married co-worker? Apparently Marcus has done this??? Plus, Corey thinks this lady is bringing all woman down with her disgusting thoughts on dating. This lady says she's a "guru"?
Marcus is back from his camping trip this weekend. Did he survive the trip with that bum shoulder of his? Plus, Corey has had it with this woman mad about her neighbors barking dog. Petty levels high on this one!
Planning on winning the Mega Millions? We got you. Plus, the couple that has never kissed, and Marcus is going on a very dangerous camping trip this weekend.
If you want to have a perfect morning, you need to wake up at exactly 7:12 AM. ...and that's just the start of it. Plus, how to be the perfect neighbor. Send this list to your crappy neighbor!
Corey can sort of relate to this story about a woman who says clothes make her "anxious" Plus, you should really be aware of what TV show or movie you are watching on planes.
Marcus is dead scared of robots... especially the ones that play chess. Plus, that nap you are going to take today COULD KILL YOU!
Why does Corey have to be bringing such negativity on a Monday? LOL. Plus, Marcus had a great weekend shoveling manure, and, got some bad news... your neighbors are probably spying on you.
Corey like wearing clothes new from the store without washing them, but if these stories are true, maybe she should re-think that? Plus, the PERFECT age to get married... from an expert in the field.
We need to band together and save these innocent animals! Plus, now I finally know why my exercise isn't working. Also, is it a red flag that these father's missed the birth of their child for the stupidest reasons?
Corey is scared of these stand up sleeping pods. Who would want that nightmare? Plus, do you know those married couples that have only ever dated each other? Blows our minds, and Marcus' story has them all beat.
Corey walked in this morning feeling a tad bit guilty about what she has been doing to her husband. We're going to help her figure this out. Plus, Marcus has been living by the "happy wife, happy life" mantra for a long time, and now science is backing him up!
Corey's plane had to make an emergency landing last week. Scary! Plus, bad news if you are under 40 and like to drink... it's terrible for you apparently!
I hate when they spin that iPad around... the pressure to tip! Plus, three things to be more optimistic, but are these tips BS?
Bad news... it doesn't matter how much you work out if you are eating extra cheesecake on the weekend. Plus, this tourist is giving all Americans a bad name, and how to make sure you aren't dressing too young, or too old, but juuuuust right.
Corey sent a text message to a stranger by accident this past weekend. The results of the mistake were very interesting though. Plus, avoid these remote work mishaps if you can.
Makeout sessions with your partner is apparently good for your health. Uh oh... is Corey in trouble? Plus, having a dog makes everyone safer! Adopt don't shop!
If you need to do THAT, take it somewhere else! Plus, Corey insists on an open bar at your wedding. She's not going to pay to be there.
Marcus had a very interesting ride home on Friday and is it super cool, or really pathetic? Plus, Corey did something she never does, and we love this guy that accidentally got over paid and then disappeared.
How do you feel about other people putting garbage in your trash cans? Seems like Producer Jason is about to get into some fights in his neighborhood. Plus, Corey is way too into thinking her life is haywire because of Mercury in Retrograde. Wait, is that even happening right now?
This article about "romantic long text messages" is hilarious... but wait would Corey's husband actually want one of these? Plus, you ever get those neighbors that are a little TOO friendly?
Oh, Corey is keeping secrets from her husband? This is juicy! Also, more work = more drinking, but didn't we kinda already know that? Plus, does delivery for door dash sound like a hot date to you?
It's Corey's Birthday! ...but, cue the sad music, she's spending it alone? Plus, the robots are certainly taking over, but this is too much. Also, we do not agree apparently with 75% of people in the dating pool over this one issue.
Dang, I'm not even safe when I'm sleeping!? Plus, Corey is "looking forward" to her birthday tomorrow, and Marcus has some pro tips for everyone in the dating scene. Wait, hasn't Marcus been married for 10 years?
Corey's hubby has an infestation problem. Gross! Plus, Marcus wants to know how to get out of an annoying conversation, and Producer Jason is pretty worried about his upcoming camping trip.
Corey's flight was delayed, so what better time to get to know strangers! Marcus' bus driver has better things to do, and the heat is coming in this week!
Marcus actually likes to drink pickle juice? Guess he's gonna live forever now. Plus, this horse has a get out of work hack I think I need to try today.
When you RSVP "Maybe" to an invite Marcus sent you, it drives him NUTS! Plus, our junk food judgement, and Corey is very concerned about self aware robots.
Father's are always getting the short end of the stick that's BS! Plus, that embarrassing text message you WISH you could have taken back, and the sad but hilarious story of a 30 year that just didn't want to move out of his parents house.
I'd love to have Mickey and Minnie Mouse at my wedding! ...but I also need food too! Geez! Plus, Marcus' big day out seeing Top Gun.
The team helps producer Jason with his foul mouthed pre-schooler. ...and why was Corey watching R rated movies when she was like, 10?
Marcus is back from his surgery, and Corey spent her first weekend back in the Bay. Marcus is on about 1 hour of sleep, and we just read that people look way less attractive to you when you don't get enough sleep. Eek!
Well this is it! Sandy is outta here! ...and we couldn't be more proud of her. Plus, Marcus checks in to tell us how his surgery went, and what kinda drugs he's on.
I need Fridays off... permanently? Plus, so freaking glad this Johnny Depp trial is over, and Elon Musk is angry in his emails.
How many gentleman are out there are planning to take their wife's name when they get married? Plus, how to beat that dreaded post vacation depression.
New host Corey is in the building! Just in time for Marcus to leave for his shoulder surgery!? Plus, Sandy had the time of her life at Silk Sonic in Vegas.
Could this first date story be real? Sandy wants it to be. Plus, how do you spend THIS much in Vegas? ...and some tips if you want to be less terrible at your job.
Weekends are pretty dangerous for Marcus... he always hurts himself! Plus, we pay our kids to play outside now? OK. I guess. ...and a 1950's book with "tips to look after your husband" Oh, this should be good.
Sandy is a on medium spree! ...but she's having trouble connecting with the other side. Plus, we get charged for crying now? Also, Sandy impulsively buys $1500 bedding and has no regrets.
Do speakerphone calls annoy the heck out of you? How do we end the madness? Plus, hugging is great but only for women, and you ready to rock a black wedding dress.
The couple that never met in person has divorced. The world is mourning! Plus, guy sets record for eating more Big Mac's than any human being and Marcus is jealous.
Sandy didn't get hit on in Vegas, but her food did? Plus, neighborhood wars over parking spots, and why men should never, ever, plan a family vacation.
Ah the struggle when you want to support your family but also eat lots of pizza. Plus, she's doing at 80 what we can't do at 40.
Marcus and Jason are put to the test when Sandy asks them questions everyone should know about their partner 6 months into a relationship. Plus, how to we get someone to upgrade from a Jitterbug phone?
If a guy spends hours helping you out with something, he's def into you, right? Plus, bridal party costs are out of control, and what to do when you forget someone's name for the 17th time.
Sandy is in a relationship, but the guy doesn't know it yet. Plus, Jason turns 40 today... can find something positive in that, please? Also, I'm getting too old to be helping you move.
It was an emotional, raw, real, and joyous day on the Marcus & Sandy show when Sandy made her big announcement. Plus, Marcus barely made it through Mother's Day alive.
Marcus thought his daughter was covering Mother's Day this year. Woops! Plus, how to squeeze in a work out at work in the most embarrassing ways possible.
The Bay Area is shrinking, and fast! Plus, Sandy is changing her Mother's Day plan for her parents, but they don't know it yet. We'll get them on the phone and... hope this goes well!
Why do we screw this up every year? It's so easy! Plus, insane dude climbs the largest sky scraper in the state...for his Instagram? ...and you know you are getting old when you get excited about new garbage cans from the garbage company.
Meet the nations best grocery bagger. Woah, that's a thing? Plus, the absolute most brutal way to get caught cheating with the nanny.
Single guys are not doing themselves any favors by acting like this. Plus, things get awkward with Sandy in the surgery room, and Marcus' daughter is becoming him, and it's scary.
What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at reviews for possible apartment buildings she wants to move to, and Only Fans model makes so much money her parents moved in with her.
Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't test him, and all the parents out there are really missing things from their life before kids.
Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed.
Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange. Plus, I didn't drink, I'm not spending 100 bucks on this meal!
Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment.
Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a bomb wedding on the cheap.
Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch.
Happy day after Easter! Sandy's basket, once again, did not disappoint. Plus, Marcus hits Lego Land, we all decide to sleep instead of work out, and Sandy falls in love with the hot cop of Tucson.
It's Friday, and I just got guilted into tipping 30% for a bottle of water I just bought. This needs to be illegal. Plus, Sandy is loving this old school dating rule/litmus test.
A professional mistress has some pro tips on how to keep your man from cheating. This advice though... I dunno. Plus, how much your favorite social media pet is really making, and the shocking lengths we go to not to buy gas.
Here are the top musical artists to listen to if you want those gainz... and Marcus is mad about this list. Plus, Sandy's mom better not be interrupted when Days of our Lives is on.
Don't ever send this text message! It's just plain mean. Plus, how old is too old for an Easter basket? ...and, how is your step count today? Lower than Marcus?
How do you successfully bring a new person into the friend group? Is it even worth it to upset the delicate balance of the group? Plus, Spring Break... parents, are you dreading it?
Video games in the delivery room... red flag? Plus, April Fool's stupidity, and this Grandma says you better get drunk at her funeral but do NOT let Bertha attend!
Are drivers even bigger jerks now? Possibly, but maybe they have always been jerks. Plus, Marcus' Dad casually cussing, and Sandy bring back compassion to the work place.
Marcus and Sandy are planning their cosplay wedding. You really want that in your wedding album forever? Plus, the terrible lies men tell, and throuples are an official thing now.
Airports are kinda magical...but would you want to live there for 14 years just so you could drink and smoke? Plus, Sandy reviews all her worst online purchases.
Will Smith, or Sandy attending UFO Con... which is the bigger story??? Plus, how cursing loudly can help ease the pain, literally.
Marcus loves messing with the scammers and he has finally found his people. Plus, how to live with a messy person when you are an absolute clean freak, and possibly the craziest and cutest story of a woman falling in love because of a cat fish scheme.
Sandy is super scared of spiders, but snakes are OK? Plus, guy says work is "unnatural", so he ain't doing it. Travels world on a bike instead. I hate this guy but also want to be him.
Why is Sandy's neighbor always, always in his car?? It's unsettling. Plus, girl scout cookie business savage, and who has the worst traffic in the Bay? OK, now which freeway has the most aggressive drivers?
Here's what not to do after a night of drinking. Wait, I do all of these. Plus, could no-habitation help your relationship?
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Sandy totally forgot, and Marcus will be eating an Irish breakfast in a few hours which honestly just sounds like, a lot. Plus, a Tik Tok is all good with 13 year old's cursing, and this might be the most annoying mispronounced word.
The great $4K bottle of stolen alcohol has been recovered in San Jose! Plus, Sandy's absolutely terrible Saturday, and everyone is ready for permanent daylight savings time except Jason.
Could you live on a cruise ship for 20 years? With that food? Plus, do women really do more housework than men?
How do you reach out to someone you haven't spoke to in years if you need a favor? Plus, Monday after Spring Forward... wellness check?
Pro tips on how to lie your way out of that text message you accidently sent to the wrong person. Plus, how long can you hold it just to avoid using a public restroom?
Meal prepping can be great but man o man is it boring. Plus, Marcus has been embracing "girly" things his entire life, and Jason has a moral dilemma involving impersonating someone?
Does anyone actually enjoy the stress of group texting? Plus, how to make friends as a grown up, and couple married for 30 years with 7 kids, but have never fought???
Marcus just couldn't help himself yesterday. He HAD to confront an annoying guy at the movie theater. So, how badly did this end? Plus, another time change this weekend? Didn't we just do this?
Marcus is back from the big ski trip... but it involved a trip to the ER? Plus, these gas prices at hitting like 7 bucks? ...and even one drink a day can shrink my brain? OK what about 4 though?
Marcus is headed off to his first ski trip in 18 years, and he is not prepared at all. Embarrassment incoming. Plus, I really didn't have to know all this stuff about my next airline flight.
Marcus just regifted something to Sandy... that SHE gave him. Awkward or nah? Plus, you are doing this parenting thing all wrong.
What do you refuse to share with you partner? Marcus & Jason's wives don't want them touching their bathroom supplies. Plus, it's that easy for a 9 year old to sneak onto a plane? Geez!
Someone "liked" a photo of Marcus' that is 98 weeks old. Flattering or creepy? Plus, girl scout cookie drama out there in the streets.
Sandy went phone free all weekend long, and loved it! Plus, upgrading your seat and leaving your wife behind... is that ever wise?
What's the workplace jargon that drives you NUTS? Plus, Marcus is collecting horror stories of kids with phones/social media so he can sleep even less at night, and if you date Sandy you better be ready to spend $$$ on a weekend getaway.
A ton of people think they are such good cooks they could hang with the best on TV. Well, OK... Plus, could you be off social media for 6 years? What if you got paid?
Most people want nothing to do with... doing things. Plus, pro tips for breaking up with your friend and Hank the Tank: friend or foe?
I think it's almost illegal to still have your Christmas tree up right now. Plus, no one in the Bay Area is prepared for cold weather, and Sandy braves the Tahoe storm.
Marcus is really understanding this odd piece of marriage advice. Plus, how bad do you want paid time off? Faking a pregnancy is a good option!
Sleep hacks ranked, but I'm not doing THAT on a weekend... no way. Plus, toxic relationship for Valentine's or nah? ...and this new Uber feature is horrifying.
Is this Tinder Swindler even real? Sandy understands how it could happen though... because it's happened to her. Plus, the danger of changing seats on a plane.
Guys put a little more effort into Valentine's Day than copy and pasting the same message to five different women. Plus, Marcus needs to start training like, yesterday for this ski trip.
Can we talk about that halftime show? That was OUR music! Plus, Sandy is basically a pro athlete now, but she almost didn't make it back from Tahoe this weekend.
Sorry, but pics matter... for us at least. Plus, big game Saturday? ...and it's finally Friday but did it feel like it took 17 days to get here?
If you are texting, you are texting... don't call me. Plus, don't pour a beer on the head of a Muay Thai boxing champion... it won't end well.
Valentine's Day? I'm over it! ...and so is everyone else? Plus, I really want to be like Amy and quit my job.
Last week it was 10 minutes a week, now all I need is 3 seconds of exercise? Sweet. Plus, love is in the air, and we are talking about your proposal stories, and cautioning about the absolute worst way to propose to someone.
Sandy "rages" over the weekend, but it required preparation like an Olympic athlete. Plus, the grossest, ickiest words, and men lingerie for the win or nah?
How to handle the big V Day if you are in a brand new relationship. Plus, is Sandy wrong for thinking babies are not cute?
What's the way to break up... with a friend? We have some "therapist approved" messages you can send them, but wow some of these are savage. Plus, the new hot criminal? The internet seems passionate, but also divided?
Sandy has gone through a big relationship, and a big break up recently... the guy didn't know it though. Plus, all those big words Marcus has been using for year are making him sound really pretentious.
10 minutes and you too can be a zaddy. Plus, Marcus gets roasted by Los Angeles, and too big for Space X?
Marcus is about to strip down again. Plus, a teenager bests Elon Musk, and Sandy tells the dudes what not to get their lady for Valentine's Day.
Marcus gets roped into a lacy bet, and Sandy feels the pain of a woman with black nail polish.
Marcus is freaked out about this upcoming ski trip. He says he was decent at skiing... the one time he went 20 years ago! Plus, Sandy's got tips on what you should be spending extra money on.
The most dangerous songs to drive to. Marcus + Metallica = NO! Plus, a major Dad fail, and Sandy does the big weigh in that's been on hold since October.
Marcus felt the need to call someone out in public yesterday who was being rude... and of course it went sideways. Plus, through all the headaches and exhaustion, the people on the show with kids are reminded that their children do actually love them.
A woman goes viral for a hilarious reason after trying to find her dream man. Plus, didn't we leave awkward Zoom happy hours back in 2020?
What do airlines passengers do that drives Sandy NUTS!? Plus, your most savage shortest trip ever stories, and Marcus is still figuring out what to do about his January fail.
Marcus chilled and got a haircut over the three day weekend, Sandy went to Hawaii!? Showoff! Plus, Marcus claims that he "accidently" broke his Dry January pledge.
Making friends as an adult is hard! Now science is validating what Marcus has thought for a long time. Plus, Sandy made a bone headed, dangerous mistake last night.
Marcus feel vindicated after science answers the question of whether sleeping your clothes is gross or not. Plus, how to deal with your friend that never has money, and the time we actually spend staring at our phones is even worse than we thought.
Marcus is not having a great dry January. He should probably just quit. Plus, Sandy returns to the gym and it sucked, and how you use your phone reveals a ton about your age.
Winning the lottery can be stressful! Just think about all those cousins you never knew you had and all the family vacations for other people you need to pay for now. Plus, making pancakes is hard OK?!!
The worst apps for your sleep. Plus, does Sandy give a guy another shot after 18 months?
Marcus is 5 days into Dry January and he already has a major problem. Plus, Sandy expecting? ...and Mom gets a billboard for her single daughter for a very sweet reason.
Feeling down in the dumps cause Christmas is over? We've got the pro tips to get over the blues! Sort of. Plus, Sandy loves dining alone but her one relaxing night alone was ruined by another solo diner recently. Also, is it possible to be friends with someone who doesn't ever text?
Sandy left California and discovered winter! The problem was, she almost didn't make it back alive. Plus, Marcus stops drinking, and no one can stay up late enough for New Year's.
Sandy needs her parents Christmas gift to arrive in the mail tomorrow, and she's willing to do illegal things to get it! Plus, how to survive your in-laws this holiday season. Spoiler: Don't take Marcus' advice.
Is this five year old a genius, or nah? Plus, the Bay Area just can not deal with the cold.
How do you deal with a terrible gift giver when they are your husband? Plus, the rudest thing a family member has said to you, and people just don't care about new year's resolutions anymore.
Marcus' daughter is all about the Christmas presents this year. She's keeping track and she means business. Plus, how many of us have really given up on our diet for the holidays?
Martha Stewart has some pro tips for holiday party success... gee she's just like us! Pfft. Also, Sandy wastes money on a terrible Cameo video... or did she?
Most embarrassing way you've embarrassed yourself? We've got stories about water bottle and wine bottles doing serious damage. Plus, the thing people hate the most about the holiday season, and Marcus gets trapped into being a college professor for 7 year olds.
How many gifts are too many gifts...for a 2 year old? Plus, Marcus' father tries CBD gummies for the first time.
Parents: Your kids know where you are hiding all the Christmas presents. Plus, how to get out of that terrible conversation with a stranger.
What Christmas song stresses you the hell out? Plus, Jason wants to break the Christmas present rules, and Sandy is screwing up her work week by doing this on the weekend.
Sandy was emotional on TV last night, plus her father did something over the weekend that wasn't even appropriate for the buffet. Also, the one thing your partner wishes was different about you.
Someone claims that a group of 10 people on Thanksgiving should be eating for less than $60? Really? Marcus spends more than that on just alcohol. ...and we need the alcohol! Plus, Sandy attempts to get out of a very uncomfortable conversation.
Is it even possible to get through the holidays without drinking? Plus, Sandy makes contact with a ghost, and Chrissy Teigen at it again?
Sandy got stuck in the B seat twice!? Plus, we apparently think we should be "showered" in gifts, and the best person to get us those gifts? Ourselves!
The important thing after the Thanksgiving dinner is getting people the hell out of your house. We've got the pro tips! Plus, Marcus says he knows how to tell right at the wedding ceremony is a couple is going to last.
Dairy on a first date... good idea or bad idea? Sandy thinks she might stay single forever. Plus, run through your crowded office naked, or reveal your salary?
Was Sandy getting hit on by the exterminator? Plus, Christmas trees before Thanksgiving, and how key are leftovers, really?
Sandy is ready to start her career as a contractor. Plus, Jason considers canceling Christmas for this children, and how much less a wedding costs these days will surprise you.
This time change is really hitting some of the members of the morning show hard. Plus, Marcus wants to royally screw over his wife this holiday season, and why you should never let your dog sleep in bed with you.
Is a scary demon who terrorizes children a good Christmas decoration? Plus, is Sandy being flirted with or not?
Marcus is still out here promoting the non traditional Thanksgiving meals and apparently everyone agrees with him. Plus, GoFundMe for dental work? ... and we learn people actually have the energy to get into fist fights on an airplane at 6am. Wow.
Why do we have to prepare to get an extra hour of sleep? Lame. Also, the perfect temperature for the office seems too hot to do anything except nap, and Marcus likes crab for Thanksgiving dinner for some reason.
I'm taking a burning hot shower every morning whether it's healthy or not. Plus, Jason doubts his parenting skills, and everyone except Marcus wants to crap on Thanksgiving.
Sandy is upset she thinks her Dad cheaped out on Halloween. Marcus' Halloween was like a Chico frat party, and why are airplane announcements so corny these days?
Halloween candy is now a key part of your fitness routine. You're welcome! Plus, more Bay Area ghost stories, and deleting your social media can help you lose weight.
Most haunted places in the Bay? What about LIVING with two ghosts? NOPE! Plus, the joys of living in an airport for 3 months.
Sandy's father continues to buy 40 full size candy bars for Halloween even though they had not had trick or treaters in years. Plus, Jason's in-laws really are moving in next door?!?
Sandy finally had the paranormal experience she's been dreaming of! Plus, bomb cyclone 2021, and Dad's don't dare leave the house without looking 100% fresh.
Could Sandy do it? Would YOU? For 15K a month... uhh, yea. Plus, horror movies ruining our lives for 50 years, and how to deal with your insane neighbor.
Producer Jason's in-laws want to move next door... good idea or nah? Plus, a father wants to scare the crap out of his kids because, why?
What's the movie you refuse to watch cause it's way too scary? ...and why is producer Jason way too into this stuff? Plus, 100 snakes in a Sonoma County house, and the risks of taking a secret day off.
Guys, great news! You have another excuse for not losing weight! Plus, Sandy has a scary time in Hollywood, but it's not because she met a ghost.
Here's a "sure fire" hack to have the entire row on an airplane all to yourself. Plus, Marcus misses human contact, everyone apparently loves work meetings, and why do you all have your holiday shopping done already!??!?
Road tripping to recapture energy from 40 years ago... good idea or nah? Plus, a wedding ruined by Southwest, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCUS!
The Halloween candy that will totally wreck your teeth this year. Plus, how to broadcast yourself in the shower on IG Live, and what our old high school social groups say about us now.
How high is the danger in brand new underwear? Plus, do you number 2 in front of your partner?
Wedding hashtags... cool or nah? Wait, what's a hashtag again? Plus, Sandy trying to gear up for a ghost hunter adventure, and Marcus ditches his dad for the weekend.
Sandy wants to be a paranormal researcher so bad! One problem: she's way too scared. Plus, what the heck how are candy corn and twizzlers on this list of top selling Halloween candy!?
Would you buy a house if you knew an exorcism took place inside? What if it was a great price? Plus, Marcus is so very excited about his holiday travel plans (sarcasm) and Sandy has another ghost encounter.
Facebook and Instagram down? Guess I have to actually do some work. Plus, Marcus' food pics are making him fat?
Many teens don't know how to make the bed or do laundry... but does Sandy? Plus, Marcus teaches his Dad about BDSM?
If you have more than this much free time, you are probably incredibly unhappy. WTF? Plus, go big for Halloween or go home.
Ladies, if your man wears a size 10, better watch out! Plus, Sandy partied it up in Palm Springs this past weekend, and Marcus cleans up nice.
Producer Jason once again wants to dress up his kids like murderers. Cute, or too creepy? Plus, pro tips on how (not) to break up with your stylist.
People are planning the conception of their baby around Zodiac signs and honestly we have never heard anything more stupid. Plus, don't ever comment on a woman's eating.
Apple wants to creep on us even more and quite frankly I'm not comfortable with them knowing how bored I am everyday lying on my couch in the dark. Plus, Marcus doesn't want to be reminded of death at your wedding, and is a mom an a-hole if she makes her kids pay for their own snacks?
Great news! You can eat whatever you want and still be fit. Plus, who get the armrests when you sit in the middle seat on an airplane is finally answered. But is this really the solution?
Don't listen to basically every kind of music while driving... it could kill you! Plus, the best worst way to quit a job, and Jason's kid free anniversary.
Three things you did last night are killing you! Plus, Marcus wants to be taken seriously as a Mexican, and things single people should know about marriage.
Mercury in retrograde starts soon, prepare to hide in a bunker! Plus, Sandy is forced to say hi to her neighbor, with surprising results.
Middle aged at 35? Nope, not cool. Plus, Ed Sheeran is on the phone, avoiding the airplane seat next to a baby, and all the ways we misread that innocent text message from a friend.
You don't need 10K steps anymore! Plus, Sandy hears about some savage revenge, and Marcus can't eat all morning nor can he find anyone to give him a ride after his surgery. Poor guy!
That's it! I'm never leaving the house again! Plus, Marcus would love to wear PJ's and Ugg boots to Starbucks, and Sandy is right to be still recovering from her Vegas weekend... science proves it!
Is having a family the only easy excuse for getting out of a work meeting? Sandy needs options! Plus, how to talk to a neighbor when you have no idea what their name is.
This one comment will never not be annoying!!! Plus, Sandy stars in a romantic comedy in Vegas, Marcus gardens and grosses out at the same time, and kids + "vacation" = "trip".
You have been sliding into DM's all wrong. We'll teach you how! Plus, the games married people play, and why we are not ready to let summer go just yet.
Want to avoid eating sweets and junk food? Just smell it! Plus, Marcus breaks up with his gardener, and Jason thinks his wife his testing him.
Are bald dudes sexy? What about "balding" dudes? Plus, another horrifying "I didn't know I was pregnant" story has Sandy freaked out.
Pumpkin spice at Christmas? Peppermint in July? No! Plus, the best pro tip to take a nap at work.
This is the single worst text message you could send someone. Avoid at all costs. Plus, how to avoid small talk with your neighbors, and how to fight a mountain lion.
Do you gossip at the office? Sandy and Jason think its key to bonding with your coworkers. Plus, how to dumpster dive like a pro, and then take a power nap.
Is this mom just stunting for Tik Tok, or she really this terrible? Plus, Marcus shamed at the pool, and Sandy goes ham on a lamb... burger.
This is the social disaster we all have nightmares about. Plus, the science behind why hooking up with a ex is so easy, and keeps happening.
Airlines banning alcohol? How will Marcus ever fly again? Plus, eating that hot dog for dinner tonight is taking minutes off your life.
Is there any possible way to take a photo of someone without them knowing, and not looking like a creepy weirdo? Also, single guys over 50... damaged beyond repair? Marcus thinks so.
When is it OK to put out Halloween decorations? Producer Jason has the answer drilled down to a science. Plus, grossest thing you have ever seen a co-worker do, and how territorial are you about your spot on the couch?
Gen Z is bringing back the phone call! Marcus is thrilled! Plus, our drinking increased how much last year? ...and I dream about being a hero, but I dunno if I would wrestle an alligator.
How much money have you wasted on crap you bought online that you never used? No matter your answer, you can't beat Sandy she is the queen of buying junk. Plus, time to delete your ex on social media!
Really? I thought my barista loved me? Also, Sandy forgot how old she was over the weekend, and was horrified when she found out. Plus, Sundays are very scary apparently.
Pro tips on how to get out of a conversation with that co-worker you want nothing to do with. Plus, how your insane drunk uncle made your wedding weird, and why "workcations" really suck.
My cardio isn't an accident, it's purposely integrated into my daily life, ok!? Plus, do you really want to live in Stockton? ...and the things that baristas hate seem kinda silly.
Are gyms dead? Sandy hopes not, but Marcus could do with a few less guys using the locker room to blow dry... everything. Plus, Marcus "let it slip" around someone he shouldn't have, and what do you do when you have a sexy dream about a co-worker?
Sandy is horrified there is a company that wants to put cameras in the homes of their work from home employees. Nightmare! ...but what if you got more vacation time and a 4 day work week? Plus: Parents, be careful what you say to your kids, it could cost you millions.
"Experts" say you only really need 3 to 4 minutes in the shower. Pfft, I'm going to need a lot longer than that to ponder my life choices. Plus, Marcus is a science experiment, and Sandy goes crazy in Napa... by watching The Golden Girls?
Sandy dreams of living alone in the desert... just call her a goddess, not a hermit. Plus, Marcus is behaving badly in front of his therapist.
To recline, or not to recline... that is the question. Sandy is SO pissed if you recline in front of her on a flight... Marcus can't recline soon enough. Plus, Marcus' first time at a dispensary, woman vs coyote, and we can't remember what we look like because of IG filters.
What is it about ourselves that makes people just not want to be around us. Deep soul searching time! Plus, Marcus is all about food pics, but you better eat that food afterwards!
Marcus tried to camp this weekend but hurt himself badly about one hour in. Plus, your most random and funny celeb sightings, and Sandy is thinking about selling something, anything! as an NFT. We are working way too hard we need to figure out this NFT thing, ok!?
What if you were taking a shower and your neighbor could see... everything. I mean, opening to get a date with the hot guy across the street? Plus, you could quit drinking coffee to be healthier, but who would want to quit coffee?
If you think your boyfriend is cheating, you need to perfect the art of the zoom in. Plus, Marcus plans an epic taco night, only to get a soul crushing comment from his daughter.
Want to rent someone's pool? Sounds cool, until the homeowner wants to kick it with you. Plus, I've been using Doritos all wrong, and Marcus doubles down on his hoarding of gift cards.
Ladies, a married man is trying to get with you... do you tell his wife? Plus, Marcus wouldn't wash himself, or anything, if it wasn't for his wife.
Do you get embarrassed about buying certain things at the store? Marcus DGAF. Plus, is a device free dinner even possible?
Which nickname for San Francisco is the most offensive? Plus, Sandy ate way more junk food than we previously thoughts on her east coast trip a few weeks ago. I mean, wow.
Can your husband not remember a damn thing about you even though you have been married for 20 years? This new product may help! Plus, Sandy knows how to fake that work out you are dreading, and Marcus shares the 10 junk foods he loves.
Who is the laziest person in your family, and what are they not doing that drives you nuts? Plus, Jeff Bezos: Space Cowboy, and the great hot dog condiment war of 2021.
Marcus will do the basic household duties, as long as you make it super simple for him. Plus, Sandy is ready to work alllll day as long she gets an extra day off, and A's... PLEASE don't leave!
Sandy went to party this weekend that came with a disclaimer: Beware of the naked guy. Plus, do you love the drama of reading about break ups online? Marcus does!
Sandy has a friend who is the master of online stalking... wait, let's call it "research". Plus, the list of things that officially mean you are old. Crap, I did 5 of these things last night.
The top excuses to avoid working out? Sure, we just used 3 of these yesterday... and probably will again today! Plus, in search of 3 foot tall bigfoot in Marcus' backyard.
Marcus has a very unique approach to his new "diet". Plus, kids please don't put household bleach on your teeth? OK?
The time will come soon where we can order our robot bride online. Great idea or nah? Plus, is THIS hairstyle for old ladies only?
Sandy is back from the Jersey Shore were she had the best time of her life. "Legendary" doesn't begin to describe it. Plus, Marcus has an 80's vaca, and we discuss why so many wedding traditions just need to end.
Marcus the parenting pro tip givin, road trippin super dad. Plus, drink wine, love long, but do mixed drinks count as well?
We've got the pro tips to make him fall in love! OMG this is so stupid. Plus, how to get paid for 15 years by doing nothing.
Marcus and Sandy both have a message for the kids... don't eat that. Plus, Marcus has great power with his new handicap sign, but he also has great responsibility.
Preparing for a vacation can be stressful! Well, for some people at least. Sandy is stressed, but Marcus is chill as hell. Plus, Marcus is prepared to be as creepy as possible to save a few bucks.
A new Netflix show has us asking ourselves... would I rather date a sexy alien, or a dolphin? Plus, Sandy is going to make an afternoon charcuterie board to make her life better, and Marcus doesn't like BMW drivers.
One of the secrets to a long life? Marcus has been doing this every night for years! Plus, how do you spell that?? ...and how to avoid burn out.
What you would you do if you tried to withdraw 20 bucks at the ATM and found out you were a billionaire? Plus, what food should you avoid on a first date?
Father's Day coming in hot and you don't need to spend any money on Dad... unless your Dad is Marcus. Plus, inviting 300 people to your wedding is on your list of regrets, right?
How do you deal with someone who just won't stop talking? Sandy needs pro tips to deal with her neighbor who won't let her walk through her front door with her groceries. Plus, dude bros cause problems on a plane because they can't use the arm rest properly.
Someone has been calling you the wrong name for over a year... do you correct them? Plus, team wife or team stupid husband in the battle of Bed Bath & Beyond, and Marcus wants to be a professional cuddler now.
Marcus is trying to relax in Palm Springs but all his friends want to do is rise and grind. Plus, things you can do to piss off your server, and reply-all-gate has hit our office.
Marcus is currently melting in Palm Springs. This is a vacation?? Plus, Sandy has not slept, and to boot her car was broken into by a lazy criminal this past weekend.
I can't stand people that announce "social media house cleaning"! Plus, Marcus in Palm Springs where its 300 degrees, and is a vacation with kids and actual vacation?
A guy on Twitter thinks that every guy wears their underwear 3-10 times before washing them? Bro, you need help. Plus, Marcus dumps his Dad!?
Marcus loves to push the limits of showering. I feel bad for his family... those odors. Plus, what TV are you embarrassed you love so much?
Which insect freaks you out more... Spiders or cockroaches? Marcus will bare knuckle box a spider but cockroaches are scary. Plus, Marcus is such a bad driver how did he even get married?
Marcus know what he wants for Father's Day, and it's a lot nicer than what he got his wife for Mother's Day. Woops. Plus, Sandy is back in office, but don't most people just want to stay home forever?
Mercury is in retrograde so that's my excuse for everything wrong right now. Plus, 9 year olds can drive cross country now???
Things that cost $40 at Trader Joe's cost $300 in Vegas, but Sandy is willing to do what it takes to party big. Plus, Marcus is the king of excuses and flaking on plans.
Do you use your phone in the bathroom? I bet you don't use it like Marcus does though! Plus, we will go to extreme lengths to eat as much cake as we can.
Sandy was in Vegas over the three day weekend, but she almost didn't make it there on Friday! Plus, Marcus is going back to school, but it's not because he has a need for knowledge, it's because he's cheap.
Sandy left the country this weekend, and she almost didn't make it back in! Plus, why do airplanes make normal people rude as all hell??
Someone got paid to tell us that Friday is the best day to take a mental health day. Wow. Plus, use these vocab words to pretend you are smart.
Do you need to text someone to give them a heads up that you want to call them? Plus, all alcohol is bad alcohol, apparently.
Marcus and Sandy love to hug but lots of people are glad to see hugging gone forever. Plus, what you did last night is making you look older than you are.
That job is going to kill you if you are working more than 50 hours per week. Take that science to your boss today! Plus, being weighed at the airport is a non starter, and we shoutout those Bay Area spots you haven't been to in a year and it feels so good to be back.
Marcus' family hides snacks from him, Sandy hides snacks from herself. Plus, the robots are taking over and delivering pizza, and how smart is it stage a fake wedding just to get back at an ex?
You just learned you won $26 million... but you ruined the lottery tickets in the laundry. Yikes! Plus, free KFC will land you in jail, and having an accidental Irish accent might be kinda cool.
A shocking number of people let their pets decide who they date... but Marcus has a hack to get around a dog that hates you. Plus, why you should let your baby eat dirt and sand.
Marcus just found out all he has to do is walk to get super sexy. Plus, these new rules about showering are not going to be good for humanity.
The list of the top ways to get out of a speeding ticket doesn't include Sandy's epic story of how she successfully got out of one, but it really should. Plus, if your Mother's Day didn't include consuming 7000 calories, did it even really happen?
What this 4 year old did is every parents nightmare but we can't stop laughing. Plus, Furry Fridays goes huge, and stay at home mom deserve $$$
What does Mom really want for Mother's Day? To be left alone. If you can't pull that off, at least get her a card. Plus, Sandy just put her 2 week notice cause her new job is... nap reviewer!
I try to wash my sheets once a week, but some people wash them once a year? Or less!? Plus, are you excited to go back to your open concept office? Most people are not.
Sandy is back from Vegas, but she didn't sleep, won and lost a ton of money, and bailed on her fitness goals. So, pretty good trip! Plus, Marcus is really trying to not abuse his new handicapped sign.
Marcus has been very busy lately taking care of his elderly father, but it's given them a chance to really bond... thing is, does it have to be at 2 AM for god sakes!?
Where do you draw the line when shopping second hand? Used jeans? Undies? Plus, thanks to COVID people are really just done with crowds.
Are you down to look at new homes instead of get it on? Plus, Sandy the law breaker, and follow these easy tips to make a man chase you.
Why can't this happen to us? Guy gets paid for a job he hasn't shown up to for 15 years. Plus, there are strange noises in our house every night... Marcus is grabbing the baseball bat!
Do you take bathroom breaks when you are talking on the phone with someone? Happened to Sandy and she didn't care at all, but then again she does that to people all the time. Plus, how have your hygiene habits changed in the last 12 months. Marcus readily admits he needs to take a shower.
Marcus is pissed California is snobby, but not the most snobby in the country. Plus, roomba or robber, and married couple lives together for the very first time?
Sandy just got her ears pierced... at 40... at Clarie's! LOL Plus, what's the worst lie a married guy has ever told when he's been caught cheating? Just wait till you hear this.
Marcus is trying to get in to the ketchup packet game for a good cause. Plus, Sandy gets emo over her first comedy performance in over a year, and lots of people want to try to edibles, but please people... proceed with caution.
Just because I'm in a 50 mile radius of you, doesn't mean I have to call you. Plus, don't paint your bedroom this color if you plan on sleeping anytime soon, and Bay Area tech companies are cutting people's pay if they move to Austin?
Marcus' father is making a speedy recovery after his fall and that's great for him...but Marcus is all hands on deck now and just a little nuts. Plus, the IRS says you can send back your stimulus check if you just hate money and don't want it. Umm, OK.
This little pup is perfect for you if you hate men, and want to live with a gremlin. Plus, going back in to the office is going to be tough if you have gotten used to hiding in the bathroom all day.
Marcus has pro tips if you don't want to spend $3500 on dental work, and Sandy is having a password panic attack. Plus, here's a way to go to the strip club without actually having to spend any real money.
Marcus' family has chickens, and he was surprised that his daughter had to console him when they arrived the other day. Plus, please don't a woman she looks tired. Anything but that.
Do you want Jurassic Park to be real? Maybe if Jeff Goldblum is part of the package, but otherwise, I'm good. Plus, Sandy doesn't care about your "Clubhouse" invite, so please stop.
Sandy was stalking someone on the internet... ok no it was just "research", ok? Plus, I'm ready to quit this job if you force me to come back to the office don't test me.
Experts say we will most likely make contact with Aliens soon. Soon? Sandy says we have been making contact for a long time. Oh! Plus, Sandy is sharing secrets online that are getting her into a lot of trouble.
Sandy feels like she uses her parents for food and nap space. Plus, 4/3/21 is huge in Vegas for people that can't remember dates.
Didn't we cancel April Fools for 2021? Guess not, because someone got arrested because of her terrible joke. Plus, Easter eggs can make you very sick, and we may have to cancel our segment Second Date Update.
Sandy still wants that Easter basket full of candy from her parents. So what that she's almost 40? Plus, the perfect number of friends if you want to be super successful. If you have more or less than this number, you are failing!
This dating app can only be used on Thursdays. Genius, or as Sandy puts it: "horny for the weekend"? Plus, people are super excited about getting back to normal and socializing, except for this one thing.
Sandy is single handedly bringing back roller blades. She's super embarrassed about it and in the market for an empty lot where she can be alone. Plus, What's in your living room right now could leading you to your next panic attack.
The first time a man moves in with a woman, they learn that showering and washing your hair are two separate events... male mind blown! Plus, Sandy nearly dies after someone roots through her purse. What the heck is in that thing?
Sandy's friend just got introduced to her soulmate via an artist's rendition that cost her 20 bucks. Sandy needs to do this! Plus, how to fake your own kidnapping if you just can't do one more Zoom meeting.
Have we peaked by age 37? Nah, I'm just getting started! Plus, our work from home set up is not the best for productivity but I'll be damned if I'm going to clean this house.
Most people spend 8 minutes a day going down internet rabbit holes. Not us... we spend hours. Something wrong with us? Plus, what's your least favorite household chore? Vacuuming isn't so bad cause you can get those lines!
At 74 years old, 3 times a day seems like too much! Plus, Sandy could go 24 hours without her devices, but 25? ...and Marcus' Dad loves boobs.
Who, in America, doesn't know how to carry a pizza!? Plus, emoji's in a work email? For Marcus it's necessary!
You don't knock back drinks with new neighbors right away, that's just silly. That's third date status. Plus, Marcus is so happy he brought back his Dad from the hospital yesterday, and Sandy is overjoyed she can keep putting off doing her taxes.
Nervous about being social again after pandemic? Some of us can't wait, others are loving being able to hide from strangers. Plus, how to get over your "coronasomnia", and it was like a snow day for the entire working population of the country yesterday.
Marcus talked a big game leading up to spring forward... then Sunday actually arrived. Whoops! Plus, uncomfortable jokes at the vaccine site, and Sandy spends 12 months worth of money in 12 minutes.
Netflix is cracking down on password sharing. Maybe Sandy's ex will finally stop using her account! Plus, Marcus wants to teach little kids about investing... BORING!
Are you ready for it be light out at 8PM...forever. It could happen. Plus, our pandemic outfits are getting worse 1 year in.
Scrabble wants to ban the words that are so much fun, and we are pissed! Plus, the best way to flirt with people if you don't know how to flirt... and we need to start preparing for spring forward now. Go to bed!
It's International Women's Day and we are celebrating the boss lady in your life. Plus, Marcus broken hearted that it's not official... he will never, ever get a dog.
Is it OK to propose to your lady at someone else's wedding? Marcus the king of the wedding DJ's has thoughts! Plus, if your boss has these traits, he or she is probably pretty cool.
Why the heck do we have to name these asteroids scary things like God of Chaos??? That's a little aggressive. Plus, the "3x3" idea might help a stressed out marriage, and we are wondering if it's tacky to ask for money... right there on your wedding invite.
Marcus has had a scary past few days and he's sharing the story, and the laughs and hope that came along with it. Plus, criminals should not be eating Cheetos, and pro tips for getting out of that conversation you just want to end.
Should we really allow drinking in outer space? Yikes. Plus, Sandy returns to normal life with a day of shopping, and Marcus finally has evidence that cats are not cool.
Is this guy an idiot, or just really really good at his job? Plus, when we knew we had turn into our parents, and Sandy looks for compliments in all the wrong places.
The world is opening up and Sandy was accidentally indoor dining yesterday and it was glorious. Plus, Marcus is being bested by his daughter in every way possible.
Marcus credits his long marriage to he and his wife having separate bathrooms. He will never, ever, use the toilet right in front of his wife! Plus, Sandy has found her future ex-husband and he just bought a ghost town 300 miles outside of LA...and plans to die there!
44 year old mom becomes Only Fans star with her naughty photos. It's all good until a dad "stumbles upon" her sexy pics and the community is enraged. Plus, Marcus may be too comfortable in his marriage.
We've all been there... watching a TV show with our parents, and then boom, nudity on screen, and it gets real awkward. Plus, Marcus really need some vitamin D, and so do a lot of other people too.
Marcus and Sandy have decided to their are too good of people to be making that really easy money. You know, like 16K to have other people watch you sleep. Plus, the saga of Sandy's clean freak homeowner comes to a conclusion. Did she get in trouble for leaving her air bnb too messy?
Marcus is very upset about this article that says beards, tattoos, and piercings make the best lovers. This is a personal attack! Plus, Sandy is sharing what not to reply when a woman sends you a photo of herself.
This is about the oddest way we have ever heard of trying to find your soul mate, but OK. Plus, our emojis show us how old we are, and being friends with a clean freak is super stressful.
Was this woman petty or justified in the snarky gift she gave her man for Valentine's Day? Plus, Sandy gets a very bad palm reading, and Marcus isn't even able to follow his own advice.
The married guys on the show are preparing for Valentine's Day... or are they? These "plans" sound like they are going to backfire, big time. Plus, Sandy will be drinking this weekend, no matter what her trainer says. It's vacation!
Thank god for this cat lawyer on Zoom because we needed a pick me up this week. Plus, Marcus is still trying to be needed at his house, and raise your hand if you are skipping Valentine's Day.
The saga of the Gorilla Glue lady has us feeling many different ways. We want to laugh, but also, wow is she actually a genius? Plus, the best UFO video ever!
America is back! ...all because of a streaker during a not that exciting Super Bowl. Plus, our kids are way smarter than us, and that's pretty scary.
Marcus had the absolute most savage comment said to him the other day, and he tried to laugh it off. Sandy would have DIED!
Marcus just found out he's related to Tom Hanks. Woah really?! Plus, Sandy had a dream last night that almost made her miss work.
3 years ago on this day Marcus took a gigantic and hilarious fall outside his house that was caught on video. Find out why that moment still haunts him!
Is a used couch gross? Sandy thinks so, but Marcus just needs to save some money. Plus, don't make jokes at airports. Marcus has done it, and it didn't turn out well.
Well Sandy completed dry January, but the end of the month did not go as planned... at all. Plus, guys in groups of three or more are always up to something!
Sandy is living a Christmas nightmare. It's almost February and her friend has a Christmas present for her?? Now Sandy has to find a present to give back, and fast. Plus, more coffee... I want to live to be 107.
Work from home has us feeling just a little too comfortable. Did I just fart on mic? Sorry. Plus, am I going to have to eat all these Super Bowl chicken wings by myself?
What's the adult purchase that you got way too excited about? Marcus was so juiced over his washer dryer he took selfies with it. Plus, we are apparently not ready to improve ourselves because we just can't get up any earlier than we already do.
Is "liking" a text message an acceptable response? Marcus is convinced his wife is leaving him when she "likes" his text messages instead of actually writing back. Plus, how many dumb things did you do in your 20's instead of writing two bestselling books?
Sandy is thinking about bailing on "Dry January" tonight even thought she is so, so close. Plus, the crew witnesses another very embarrassing Zoom meeting fail. So crunchy!
Is 2021 already getting you down? Try a work reset! Experts have tips, but we can't even bring ourselves to try these. Plus, 20 million? Why even bother! ...and Valentine's Day? We're not even close to being ready.
What do you put in your phone as the nick name for a person you don't want to ever take calls from? Plus, what type of positions do you use in the shower? ...and yes, house chores ARE a workout!
Sandy had some hilarious Zoom fails this past weekend. Plus, Marcus vs a backyard plant... who will win? ...and pro tips for living at the airport.
What are the worst behaviors you've seen in your last Zoom meeting. Please can we at least not stare up your nose? Plus, Sandy is not here to impress her boxing coach.
When someone sends us a photo from their home, or during Zoom meetings, all we are really doing is looking in the background at your living room, sizing up what ya go, ok? Plus, our 2021 micro-goal is to have better work from home habits... it's so hard to get to bed on time though.
Sandy is ready and willing to abducted by aliens and we are here for it. Plus, Marcus gets husband shamed in his own home.
The best thing you can do for the mother in your life on Valentine's Day is leave them the heck alone. Plus, Sandy is ready for some spontaneous travel, and Marcus is ready to rip some teeth out.
What is Marcus going to do when he wins 600 millions dollars? Not give some to his friends , that's for sure. Plus, Sandy doesn't like hiking, she just likes the snacks.
Marcus had the opportunity to "rage" last night... so did he? Plus, Sandy could never, ever date someone without a cell phone.
How old do you feel, physically? My joints are aching as we speak. Plus, 11 minutes a day is all you need of this, and Marcus is livid over an insanely sexist, but hilarious article.
We're not doing that... not this year! Plus, Bay Area to Nashville here I come, and Marcus really wants to organize his kitchen but is just way to messy and lazy.
Sandy's father did something shady with money, and now her mind is going to a thousand different odd places. Plus, Marcus the chef busts out the perfect birthday dinner but it ends up being a giant fail for his wife.
I mean, did anyone really stay up till midnight? I remember when I used to be able to do that. Plus, Sandy is contemplating becomes a Star Wars geek to impress a guy.
New year's eve party? We are barely going to make it to midnight. Just kinda wanting to go to bed and pretend this year never happened.
2020 has been, well, you know. Do we even have the energy for resolutions this year? Anything is going to be better than this, right?
The age old after the holidays question... when do you take down your Christmas tree? Sandy informs us it could be illegal to leave it up too long. WTF?
Marcus comes out of his isolation today and he's so excited to spend time with his family. He's also excited to drink. Plus, we have no idea how we would handle our kids if they announced they wanted to become an influencer.
Sandy wants a metal detector for Christmas. Is that too much to ask? She doesn't care if she's way too young for such an old person hobby! Plus, we officially never have to get out of our PJ's ever again.
Would you give up alcohol, or the ability to sit on your couch and have chicken wings delivered right to your door whenever you want? Plus, Marcus and his daughter have been finding cute ways to connect while he is in isolation.
Have you ever lied about a gift you hated? Sandy knows every gift she has given Marcus he's hated so she's just over the entire thing. Plus, we are sleeping worse than ever this year.
Sandy is feeling overwhelmed now that she has to take care of a plant. Plus, water will make us happy and strong, and what the heck do we write in our holiday cards this year!?
It's not neccesarily in Marcus' DNA, but he just wants to see his daughter happy, so he throws that Christmas sweater on. Plus, Sandy's WFH uniform is do as little as possible.
If you are going to regift, you have to know the rules! Plus, make some babies to brighten your mood, and then play board games with them.
It's Christmas, time to ditch the rules and eat whatever we want. Plus, Sandy talks about her COVID experience, and how her family and friends have touched her heart.
If you need help pretending you're paying attention to your Zoom call... try these easy to remember phrases! Plus, a spider killing TED Talk, and who the heck is having an office holiday party?!
Marcus saved the day and finally got his family the Christmas tree they dreamed of. Plus, I know you want that PS5, but don't ever lie to a woman... they will find out.
Dads take way too much "me time". Moms need a real break, especially in 2020. Plus, Sandy yells at her parents for being terrible at texting.
Some people treat gift giving as a chance to one up their friends and family. Time to "Christmas flex". Plus, Sandy has a spider update, and Marcus is feeling more festive than ever.
Sandy has a new roommate... a spider! She has no idea how to get rid of him. Plus, Marcus almost faked the turkey trot.
Today we teach you how to get a better night's sleep, and how to make an amazing Thanksgiving dinner...err... how to not totally screw up Thanksgiving dinner. Plus, if you feel like having a good cry in the shower, we got you.
Remember MySpace? So many great memories! We even find Sandy's old MySpace photos! Oop! Plus, how to contribute to Thanksgiving dinner if you are super lazy.
Marcus found a list of things you should store buy at Thanksgiving instead of cooking them from scratch, and he is very mad. Plus, Sandy is excited to share the story of a hero wiener dog with you.
Marcus' dad friend just spent a few months in Hawaii cause he wanted to. How do I get signed up for that deal? Plus, Sandy doesn't just drunk text, she drunk videos!
What would you do if you just landed for your dream vaca in Hawaii, then had to immediately turn around and head back to the Bay? It happened and Marcus is pretty sure it could happen to him too. Plus, Sandy updates us on her actual haunted house.
It's official: There's a ghost living at Sandy's house. Now what? Plus, Marcus' daughter saves his house from burning down.
People are feeling guilt already for all the calories they are going consume over the holidays. Not Marcus and Sandy though! Plus, Sandy needed to get info on a guy, and our listeners came to the rescue.
Sandy doesn't want this sexy guy to have her number, and we have workaround ideas! Plus, Marcus is tired of his daughter having control over his hip-hop dinner making music.
Sandy crossed something off her Bay Area bucket list on Saturday... she hiked to the top of Mission Peak! An amazing accomplishment that almost didn't happen. Plus, Marcus wants his backyard to be the world's greatest outdoor dining space.
Sandy got flirted with HARD yesterday... at the car wash. Nice! Plus, things we should never do before bed time. We are screwing this up hardcore.
If you need a pick me up today, put up your Christmas tree... just don't talk to Marcus about it. Plus, here is the phrase you need to stop saying to be a better human.
Are you a little stressed for...oh, no reason in particular just wondering. We talk about our go to ways of dealing with stress and anxiety. Plus, the lazy way to diet... sign me up!
Need to hide candy from your child... or your partner? Marcus will eat ALL the snacks in his house given the opportunity. Plus, massive Thanksgiving stress incoming, and it's election day GO VOTE!
Halloween is over... cool let's jump straight to Christmas. Plus, the team recaps their very different Halloween weekends.
Healthy Halloween candy... yup! Well, not really... just less bad for you I guess. Plus, Marcus is scrambling to find a Halloween costume, and it might be time to get a "sleep divorce".
Do you miss going in to your office? What do you miss the most? For tons of people, it's the gossip. Plus., Sandy teaches everyone how to de-stress and man o man do we need that.
Marcus got a flat tire, and Sandy's car was broken into. WTF man!? Plus, Marcus finds out the secret hack to finally get attention from his daughter.
We can't wait to sleep in this Sunday! Plus, Halloween coming in hot, and trick or treating still happening this weekend in Marcus' neighborhood. And Sandy will not be making a connection with someone within 30 seconds on Zoom.
Worst Halloween candy ever? Sandy says she eats NECO Wafers for the nostalgia. Just, no. Plus, parents really want Christmas to be over the top this year in hopes of making up for 2020.
Your facemask is like your underwear... don't put it on dirty! Plus, Marcus tries to get his wife turned on my doing chores. Spoiler: It didn't work.
Sandy found her dream gig... professional cookie taster! Plus Karen the florist wants to help Karens everywhere, and watch out when you give your 2 year old your phone.
Marcus is sad about Halloween this year... his daughter is cool, all she cares about is candy... Marcus is sad about the lack of adult beverages on the trick or treat route. Plus, our kids are way smarter than we are as parents.
Sandy got a COVID test and the doctor at the drive thru was hot. How do you flirt with a cotton swab up your nose? Plus, Marcus cements his status as an old man.
Would you move if you found out your house was haunted? Most people wouldn't, surprisingly. Plus, Marcus learns a heartwarming lesson about getting older.
It's Marcus' birthday! ...but it's a pandemic bummer birthday. Plus, Sandy can't cook and this survey about cooking love language sucks.
Marcus' daughter will soon know more than he does about everything, and he's very worried about it. Plus, school teachers forget how to use Zoom and get caught red handed.
Marcus had an ultimate anniversary/birthday weekend planned and then it all went to hell Friday afternoon. Plus, would you date someone who never, ever paid...for anything?
All we want is to win a bunch of money at the airport and then we can go anywhere and do anything, is that too much to ask? Plus, Christmas shopping in October, and Marcus learns how to flirt.
A good number of people have hooked up with their roommate in 2020 cause 20200. The election is stressful, deep voices will cheat on you, and parents love to steal their kids Halloween candy.
Throw on my favorite song, I'm crying in the shower. Plus, Sandy goes to extreme lengths to avoid her neighbors again. He smells bad, can you blame her?
Marcus is going to be temperature checking his dinner guests this Thanksgiving. So annoying. Plus, Producer Jason got in trouble for liking a bikini photo on Instagram. Rookie move!
What's something that sucks about being an adult that teens don't realize? Plus, the shower and my car seem like a good place to cry.
Marcus had his carpets cleaned the other day, and now he's feeling a lot less like the king of his castle. Plus, are parents just giving up on enforcing the rules of the house, cause, ya know, 2020?
How much do you hate moving? Is it more stressful than raising children or divorce? Plus, Sandy is pinching her pennies, and so is everyone else.
We are once again talking about when to tip. Tip on a $45 pizza? Zero? That doesn't seem right. Plus, Marcus finally gets his father a hearing aide and it leads to an adorable moment with grandpa and granddaughter.
How old is too old to trick-or-treat? Marcus is down for it as long as you are wearing an awesome costume. Plus, how far would you go to avoid talking to co-workers first thing in the morning?
Marcus and Sandy both have stories to tell from this past weekend... don't talk about food like this to a woman. Plus, Marcus would really love a secret man cave.
Marcus enjoyed one hit wonder day way too much. Plus, if you want to date Sandy, you better have a good voice!
Christmas shopping has began in earnest because people are just bored with nothing else to do. Plus, 2020 is the year of the break up.
Marcus upset the Raider Nation, and they are not going to let him get away with this. Plus, the water skiing baby causes lots of drama, and Marcus + garage + Google Maps = lots of trouble.
Sandy uses the TJ Max undies aisle to share a moment with all the ladies in the audience. Plus, we have the first day of fall feels!
When do you start getting anxious about the Monday workday? Marcus: Right when he wakes up on Sunday. Geez Marcus, what's wrong with you? Plus, Sandy can relate to this very real reason a woman was pulled over for speeding.
Marcus got invited to be a moderator on the Next Door app? This is not a good idea. Plus, Sandy is very much in favor of "Hooters" masks.
Marcus is crazy afraid of his daughter getting on social media after what he watched on Netflix last night. Plus, what should you be spending on your wedding?
Sandy might be ready to be abducted. That, or she's going into permanent hiding. Plus, Marcus learns how to flirt like a pro.
What this guy did on the news is so something Marcus would do! Plus, Sandy's deal breaker is a guy that is an aggressive driver.
Marcus is the king of kitchen... or is he? His neighbors, and even his wife totally hated something that he made this past weekend. Plus, Sandy finds out there is hope yet finding a good man on Twitter.
Sandy is the master of avoiding her neighbors. Plus, no time for lunch breaks nowadays, and these kids are driving me crazy.
2020, the year Halloween was outlawed? Plus, Marcus turned a problem with his daughter into a heartwarming teachable moment, and Sandy teaches you how to keep on convo going on a dating app in the most uncomfortable way.
Would you move to Oklahoma for 10K? Sandy wouldn't want to be surrounded by all those casinos...she wouldn't be able to control herself! Plus, Sandy is falling in love with the naked rancher.
Sandy saw her parents over the weekend and she does not eat healthy around them! Bye bye diet! Plus, Marcus has an uncomfortable moment while watching TV with his daughter, and can we just stop gender reveal parties with pyrotechnics, please?
How the heck are we gaining so much weight while sleeping? Marcus thinks it's cause he works out too hard. OK buddy. Plus, how did a photo of 4 year old Marcus get so many hate comments?
Marcus is all about the sugar... not good! Plus, how to deal with a crappy bed partner, Sandy ignores her nutritionist but is surprised by the reaction, and someone is all about being a flexitarian.
Producer Jason got fitness shamed accidentally, and Marcus has definitely been there before. Sandy wants to take a "work-cation", and a little girls show and tell is so amazing and relatable.
Marcus got an ear hair problem out of nowhere, and he can't handle his daughter beating him up anymore. He's so old and it sucks! Plus, Sandy gets clowned for her booty sculpting purchase.
What does it mean if you have a sexy dream about a co-worker? Plus, Sandy decides to booty sculpt.
If your friend starts dating another friend's ex in secret, do you say something, or stay out of it? Plus, Marcus the weight loss coach.
Is following your ex online smart? Marcus says it's all good cause he's married and moved on. Plus, Nina is filling in for Sandy today and she's counseling Marcus through a bone head mistake that he thinks he's going to get in trouble for with his wife later today.
Marcus has a cavity! ...and his daughter is clowning him for it! Plus, Sandy wants you to know its OK, to not feel OK.
What the most annoying thing someone could send you in a text message? Spamming one line at a time? Saying things like "K" and "RN"? Plus, Marcus and Jason are scared of the garbage man.
Sandy's bling mask makes her super sexy, but we can't hear a word she's saying. Plus, Marcus may never pay for a haircut ever again, but he's stressed about breaking up with his stylist.
Sandy got tagged in the push up challenge, and...yea...no. Plus, Marcus and his daughter both hate Zoom, and Sandy wants to go topless.
Dating is so odd right now... it was even worse in 1918. Sorry, I'm not going to kiss you with this fly swatter between us. Plus, I'm scared to death of my child putting a Lego piece up her nose.
Arrows in the grocery store are really stressing us out! Plus, please stay away from wild animals...that selfie is not worth it.
While the entire Bay Area was rocked by the thunder storm... Marcus was asleep (passed out?) in his bed, missing the entire thing. Also, this heat wave sucks. Plus, Tahoe does not want you.
Sandy is out for the day, so Nina is filling in. We talk being miserable when it gets above 80 degrees, our work from home habits, and fear of the unknown new neighbor.
Sandy can't even live out her fantasies in her dreams. So annoying. Plus, pandemic Halloween is going to be lame, and do you have an "infidelity clause"?
Today is totally 90's... from the last Blockbuster store on earth turning itself into an airbnb, to the Fresh Prince reboot, we are slipping in to our JNCO jeans right now. Plus, Google maps catching people cheating out here, and "The Big One" is coming.
Marcus wanted to be cool with his neck gaiter, but a new study says those don't work! Sorry buddy. Plus, planning a vacation is like dating, and you've been doing outdoor dining all wrong.
Social media house cleaning is so annoying! Plus, Bay Area things you just did even though you have lived here your entire life, and Marcus "wins" family movie night.
Marcus just can't quit coffee... and it's hilarious. Plus, we are ready to move to Tahoe, and a teen gets publicly punished in the most awkward way possible.
Mac'n Cheese for breakfast sounds gross, but if you really break it down, it totally makes sense. Plus, Sandy has embarrassing video chat technical problems, and the mother in law from absolute hell.
A listener tells us her man "does nothing" around the house, and she likes it that way. Plus, is outdoor dining stressing you out? ...and Sandy tells us about the new homework from her life coach that is stressing her the hell out.
Marcus wants to be The Rock but he's not willing to put any effort in. Also, producer Jason wants to show his two year old violent video games? ...and Marcus is doing his best to makes cats the bad guy.
Marcus is a pig around the house, so don't tell his wife about this new way to low key yell at your husband for being a slob. Also, "housewarming gift registry", tacky or no?
Sure sitting on the can and looking at Instagram is fine, but Zoom? That's just too far. Plus, the largest argument couples get into... the dirty dishes!
What's your quarantine comfort food? Marcus and Sandy are both consuming a lot of comfort foods right now. Plus, is it cool if your children call you by your first name?
These twins are just... a little bit nuts. Plus, pandemic weight loss, Marcus' 28 push ups, and a hand bag that looks like a poop sack.
Marcus has a mistress called the #2 at McDonald's. We never knew how bad this addiction was! Plus, summer sucks now that we are adults, and your company is over you working from home.
Don't you just love it when people go to prison and get hot? LOL... Sandy is crushin, but she's wondering, "what is wrong with all of us?". Plus, #medbikini and Marcus is going to share his lottery winning with us! Sweet!
Sandy just broke up... with the neighbor she had never met before. So weird. Plus, Marcus finally got his daughter to miss him!
Sandy has a photo of herself on her computer desktop background. Strange? Producer Jason doesn't like it when couples talk about how long they have been together, and Marcus is trying to find Sandy a new house.
This picture is about your hair? Work it girl! Plus, Marcus' daughter grew up super fast and he's freaked. ...and Sandy really wants to win tons of money in the airport.
Both Marcus and Sandy are emotionally devastated when someone removes a like from a group chat. Who does that? Plus, do you hide food from your partner?
The entire crew is back together in studio. It's like the first day of school! Plus, we know what we have to do to be healthy, but we don't want to do it, and Marcus backyard camps for his daughter's 6th birthday.
Sandy's house just does not look good on Zoom. Plus, Marcus is very upset about these new drinking "guidelines", and...who the heck has a 4 hour online work meeting?
Teens are dressing up as old women to buy alcohol. Concerning, but also totally hilarious! Plus, reminder to put clothes on when you answer the door, and Marcus is stoked about a real life treasure hunt that is going to make him a millionaire.
Rock that grey hair ladies! Plus, Marcus thinks he is going to be arrested because of something he bought at Target, and, good news, it's healthy to eat pasta and bread all the time! ...or is it?
What is your most embarrassing moment that was captured on film? Marcus got so drunk he took a nap on a neighbors porch. Plus, raccoons have invaded.
Sandy hung out with Dennis Rodman this weekend? OK, weird. Marcus is jealous because Jerry Rice was there too. Plus, the value of outdoors, drive through fair food has a way too excited, and I need a pay increase, not decrease if I'm going to work from home forever.
Sandy ordered a celebrity birthday greeting for her friend, but wasn't all too thrilled with the guys performance. Plus, Marcus wants to trade up to a new house, literally, and guys are out here using their babies to cheat on their wives? WTH?
Are you so desperate to travel that you would pay just to pretend you are going on a trip? Plus, keeping track of your seniors, and how freaking stressed are we right now!??
Marcus' family is creating quarantine "pods", and it feels a lot like dating in your 20's. Plus, botox and boob jobs are back!
Was this dress a little too sexy to wear to a wedding? Plus, Marcus embarrasses himself in front of the AAA tow truck driver, and we have gained 16 pounds in the past few months. Ugh.
Vegas just... sucks right now. Sandy gives us the on ground report. Plus, we celebrate her 100 mile bike ride through Tahoe, and Marcus had a technology free vacation and it was glorious.
We really want to get Sandy on the celeb dating app Raya. Marcus needs alcohol on flights, and beware of your toilet today!
We just have no idea what we are doing out there in the dating world, do we? Plus, the biggest idiot on the planet tries to pet a lion, and Sandy needs a spray tan.
The AC is so controversial in many households! Plus, Marcus saves a ton of money because of his daughters quarantine birthday, and a naked bike ride just feels right.
Sandy loves talking anything aliens, so here we go again. Plus, more Zoom comedy trouble, and how to get the perfect night's sleep even though we are not going to do anything of it.
Marcus is doing everything right, and we are suffering for it. Plus, quarantine more to have a healthier marriage?
I'm saying the F word because it dulls the pain, OK? Plus, I need a hug, and being bored at work could make you a lot of money.
School's out... how is Marcus dealing with the chaos? Plus, a garbage collector saves the day, and how to focus during a pandemic.
Is her comedy act really that boring? Plus, people are actually eating healthier during the pandemic? Freaking over achievers!
800 children later, and the legend is finally retiring. Plus, no alcohol? = No flying... and we have no idea what the opposite sex finds attractive.
Not even sure what that means. Marcus isn't sure if he has any plans for the day celebrating him. Plus, Sandy rides the "Century Pandemic", and most people don't want to go back to work.
...but I'm not about to do all that. Plus, the difference between Zoom work meetings and Zoom comedy shows, and Marcus became his father at age 37.
Marcus doesn't shower daily, but I guess he was on to something. Plus, the swarm is coming, and quarantine has made some relationships stronger.
...it's a bad work from home habit, and we worry about your mental health and productivity, ok? Plus, online gaming is basically like online dating, and "I think I already had the virus".
Just trust us. Yuck. Plus, Sandy is really missing hugging people, so she's getting creative... and Marcus is so over quarantine he just shot hand sanitizer in his eye.
This lady can GET IT, but Marcus thinks it's Photoshop. Plus, Sandy will probably go on a hunt for buried treasure someday, and Jeff Bezos' wealth goes to space. Who figures this crap out anyway?
He doesn't want a 4 day work week, he wants it to be more European. OK, glass half empty. Plus, Sandy has a wiener dog mask, Marcus' daughter graduates Kindergarten, and we think about what it would be like to emerge from a 75 day silent retreat.
Marcus has never been so happy to have diabetes. Sandy is dreaming about being a metal detector enthusiast, and we try to track down true love from the 60's.
Vegas is reopening and Sandy has the exclusive first video. Who is her mole? Plus, when will you go back to a dine in restaurant? Marcus says maybe never. What!?
Marcus is on a meal plan? We didn't even know. Well apparently he ate like crap yesterday... like drive thru, give me everything bad. Plus, Sandy got more homework from her behavioral therapist but, whoops. Not happening.
Marcus is not his daughter's favorite and it bums him out. He has been proven right though... the world has finally figured out that drinking at home is awesome. Congrats Marcus, you won this fight!
Marcus and Sandy share their honest thoughts and emotions regarding the events across the country this past weekend. It's OK to just "survive the day"...
Well, Marcus didn't want to fart in front of his wife, but he did, and now he's embarrassed. Plus, how to go on vacation... in your mind ... and the new reality of dining is behind glass?
Sandy is ready to spend her money on a good wax job, but wow... she wants to apologize now to whoever has THAT job. Plus, how the heck am I supposed to wake up rested?
Sandy is ready to travel, and studies are showing that just the act of planning a trip helps relieve stress. She's being entirely honest though... she's nervous about the judgement she says she's sure to receive if she posts online about traveling.
Most of my job as a parent is lying to my kids by saying "cool", and "wow". Also, HBD Sandy, and what is a thirst trap, really?
What's a concerned father supposed to do? Plus, are you jumping on an airplane anytime soon? Also, the Russian lingerie nurse is the hero we all need right now.
There are PI's out there checking on you to make sure you are really "working" while working from home. Plus, Sandy shares lame pro tips on how to feel better about yourself during those video meetings, and Marcus is not going to gym... ever. Still.
Marcus was trying to impress his daughter by going toe to toe with a spider. Plus, do you want a sleep divorce from your significant other? ...and what's the lamest excuse to not see her Sandy has ever heard from a guy?
Sandy did her first Zoom comedy gig... did not go as planned. Plus, we are having some freaky dreams, and these home projects are going to end my marriage.
How long after food "expires" do you still eat it? Marcus is all in on decades old canned food. Plus, what day is it? I'm so confused. And a 4th grader is smarter than us and figured out how to get out of those annoying Zoom calls.
We are going to spend 34 years on a screen, but I'm not really willing to do anything about it. Plus, even talking about the push up protesters is making Marcus tired, and the UPS guy needs to chill and stop flirting with married women!
Marcus bought an entire fish yesterday. He was showing it off on IG like he caught it! LOL. Plus, would you cruise right now? Also, Sandy needed to hire a boyfriend for a day to catch a scary spider.
Sandy is bringing in the big guns now! Plus, Marcus' daughter won't give Mommy a moment of peace on Mother's Day, and Venmo is so creepy, right?
Marcus and his Dad went to San Francisco to pick something up...and almost bought illegal drugs. Also, if we weren’t quarantined, what would moms REALLY want for Mother’s Day?
Sandy tries to tell a sweet story about some high school boys in Indianapolis buying flower bouquets for every girl who missed the prom....and Marcus thinks they're "friend-zoning" themselves. Also, are there ANY silver linings working from home?
A woman complained on Reddit that her bride friend wanted her to be the "flower girl"...she's 24. Sandy LOVES the idea. Also, having the work toilet clog after you use it is one of the biggest nightmares known to man!
A woman the internet named "sidewalk Susan" made a little girl cry by washing away her sidewalk chalk art. Who does that? Also, Marcus' 5-year-old daughter is a more evolved human being than most adults.
There's an exact time of day parents get to "relax??" Also, due to quarantine, people are starting to realize their partners are actually really annoying co-workers!
Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid are expecting a child....most people admit dirty cars are a dating deal breaker, and objections at weddings: what a nightmare!
Marcus and Sandy discuss a woman who was accidentally sent a transcript from her Zoom meeting- and her co-workers were calling her FAT! Also, Marcus's daughter is 5 years old...going on 35.
Today Marcus and Sandy discussed their "breaking point..." we're pretty sure Sandy already hit hers as she's avoiding talking to her neighbors. Also, Marcus had an awkward social distancing "dad's night" in his back yard.
How is your quarantine going with your family? You feel closer, or are you at each other throats? Plus, do NOT drive 100 MPH just because there is no one on the roads.
He's chipped, and currently being manipulated. At least, we THINK so. Plus, meet a baby named "Sanitizer", and is 57 officially old?
Marcus' house is doomed! Plus, idiot guys are always losing their wedding rings, and cooking is the new love language, so Sandy is screwed.
Newscaster puts her naked husband on the news by accident. NBD just quarantine things, right? LOL. Plus, frozen pizza is the new toilet paper.
Marcus' Dad is loving this new show on Netflix, Too Hot To Handle. Plus, it's 4/20... Stay the f*** home! Napping could tear some marriages apart, and to beard, or not to beard?
Look, I need this, OK? Plus, we spent yesterday watching a video of a guy eating 90 year old soup cause, quarantine, ya know?
Snuggie, bleach stained shirt, sweat shorts... I'm good. Plus, we want to buy Joe Exotic's sparkle shirt for 6K, and snitch on our neighbors.
No, it's not, but tell me more about this break up? Marcus is having a hard time being a local celeb in Half Moon Bay now that he wears a mask everywhere he goes. Plus, everyone working from home is annoying the crap out of their family.
Sandy just isn't going to do it! Plus, it's totally cool to throw in the towel on home schooling, PLEASE stay home on 4/20, and what you rather do than clean even an inch of your house?
It was Easter, quarantine style this past weekend. The morning show talks about how they celebrated, and how Marcus' daughter was actually pretty stoked on how everything turned out. Plus, Sandy had an embarrassing binge moment, and more people are getting caught cheating because of quarantine.
The grocery store line really isn't the place for this, but ok... I guess. Plus, do you have any tips so we look a little less creepy on our Zoom call? Thanks, we need it.
Sandy's parents have been trying to stop making her an Easter basket for years, but she won't let them! Candy and pure childhood joy! Plus, Marcus' wife is ignoring him even more now that he's working from home.
As in convict? Umm, OK Marcus. Plus, a couple is trapped in paradise and we are not sure if we are jealous or not. Also, the word of the day is "moistly".
Sandy is feening for some slots! Gonna have to get creative. Plus, Sandy social distances her parents, and a huge shout out to everyone working and teaching from home. This is NOT easy.
Marcus is working from home, and his daughter finally likes him! Plus, everyone got crafty over the weekend, Sandy does the most to disinfect her packages, and everyone is working out in quarantine.
It's the new rage that Marcus is all about! Anything to not clean that garage, right? Plus, video meetings are soooo awkward, and do you want to work from home forever?
Sandy can't get past the intro screen on these stupid sites! LOL. Plus, Marcus was at Target the other day and it was like the president was showing up.
You are like, 15 feet away from me. This is so weird. Plus, how if your quarantine sleep going? ...and Marcus is the man of the house after getting some shelter in place chores done.
Not good, not good... actually. Plus, Marcus does roadside cocktails but we are not really sure that's legal, and Sandy can't remember how to be a chick.
It's just that quarantine life! Marcus is the butterball hotline, and Sandy has a very interesting food delivery experience.
Good luck buddy! Anything for his little girl though. Plus, a little more inspiration for all you parents trying to be teachers as well now.
It's going to a Peep-less Easter. Is that a good or a bad thing? Plus, could you do a 5 person wedding? ...and Marcus is teaching his daughter the basics of life... you know, like poker. ???
Can't a guy just quarantine on his couch with his PS4 in peace? Marcus has been training for this day. Also, Sandy is loving these live stream vacations, and Rolo the wiener dog is recovering nicely.
Rich people are doing it, and I want one! Plus, Marcus is doing the absolute most, and parents who are now all of a sudden teachers... we salute you!
This shutdown is exactly what Sandy needed. Plus, co-workers get treated to a very special surprise during a Zoom meeting, Marcus virtually bros down with his boys, and IT'S NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!
Marcus and his daughter busting out those Master Chef Junior skills! Sandy is going to wave at her parents from afar this weekend, and maybe there might even be some drinking and online gambling going on!
Marcus is the voice of the sleep apnea community, and he wants to let everyone know he just got his new CPAP machine ya'll! Plus, is Sandy a jerk for sending this text message to her friend?
I can't help it, but hey, that's OK! Plus, Marcus centers himself through food, and Sandy works out for 40 minutes, then settles into the couch for "My Big Fat Fabulous Life".
Day one of the Bay Area shelter in place. We are talking to you about your feelings, and sharing ours. Plus, Sandy MAY be joining a dating site, and Marcus let his Dad escape yesterday. "Old man on the loose!"
We are here! THANK YOU to all the healthcare workers, grocery store clerks, and everyone working today! Sandy had to bring the hammer down on her parents and convince them to stay home and watch slot machine videos, while Marcus was buying rum for his father.
We're all in this together people! We are discussing all morning how you are feeling and impacted, how Marcus prepped his house last night, and how Sandy has received some savage backhanded compliments over the years.
Marcus took his father to the doctor recently in hopes that it would help curtail his drinking... well, it didn't quite work out the way he had hoped. Plus, we discuss all the recent corona virus headlines, and we are processing the new differently.
Producer Jason's new neighbors just told him to have his two year old stop running. Yea... not happening. Plus, you ever get busy for 23 years and just not have time to renew your car's registration? Happens all the time, right?
What is the most annoying part of a wedding? Marcus is warning against speeches because it's a guarantee there will be 17 F bombs dropped. Plus, Sandy is pissed about the bouquet toss. That, plus the latest local Coronavirus headlines.
Don't worry, she's just a heavy smoker! Coronavirus is causing panic, and we all experienced it this past weekend. Plus, Sandy is the invisible woman, and we figure out how to deal with a teenage slumber party bully.
Your next employer may be checking out those ten year old photos of you drunk. Be careful. Plus, Marcus gets real about how hard things have gotten with his Dad, and all the updates on the Coronavirus... like Starbucks not accepting reusable cups anymore?
Marcus isn't scared of a few germs on a cell phone. Plus, would you look at someone's paycheck if you knew they would never find out? Also, Marcus had such a night he had to sit on a park bench alone in the dark.
Coronavirus doomsday prepping is a real thing, but we really just need to wash our hands more...we can do this people! Plus, your browser tabs say so much about you, and people younger than you don't know how to change a light bulb.
Marcus had a very hard time disconnecting on his snow vacation this past weekend. He and his wife just really love TOOL! Plus, Sandy needs to remind you she is not required by law to visit you just because she is in the town you live near.
Marcus is completely against having your dog in bed with you, even if science says you should! Plus, is parenting harder or easier now than when we were kids?
Marcus is out today playing in the snow with his family cause he is a total jerk. Sandy experienced the most rude use of cell phone ever yesterday, and Jason really wants his 2 year old to start watching TV.
We all get a little busy, but texting her back 8 years later? Come on! Plus, Sandy eats too many cookies, Marcus makes a case for older guys, and we are in love with Charlotte Awbery.
Marcus' neighbor just needs to calm the heck down with all these house projects! Sandy gets a Pilates rehab, and open bar is a must at any wedding.
Dating in your 30's sucks! Sandy breaks it down like a Christ Stapleton song. Plus, Marcus is very embarrassed of his Twitter, and he also learns a little about empathy.
Sandy got THIS close to Oprah on Saturday. Seriously, go look at the Marcus & Sandy Instagram for proof. Plus, Marcus' daughter totally loves him and it took him by surprise, and Jason's son just learned the most annoying song ever.
...but if I drink enough of it...? Plus, Marcus is a big troll, Sandy is heading to Oprah tomorrow, and all of us are doing way too many non work things during work hours.
Would you want to be taken out on a date right before you get broken up with? Marcus says yea why not... get that free glass of wine! Producer Jason "won" a battle yesterday, but Marcus is determined to win the war. Plus, congrats Sandy you crushed it last night!
Is tipping out of control? Marcus tips whenever he can, but Sandy and Jason think there needs to be service involved. Plus, both Marcus and Sandy have some very odd friends and family members who believe some weird conspiracy theories.
Marcus is eating all his daughter's Girl Scout Cookies before she can sell them. Please send help. Also, Sandy explains how not to win a date with a woman, and the debate that will never end... is it rude to recline your seat on an airplane?
Winking at someone? Umm, no. Also, Marcus is starting to enter Girl Scout cookie... not quite hell, but something like it. Plus, Marcus does a little TBT and tells us about his terrible marriage proposal.
Marcus is preparing for girl scout cookie...not hell, but something sort of like it? Plus, Sandy sees future ex boyfriend slip through the cracks, and Marcus gets busted for doing some "research".
Marcus is STILL snoring! He tried a head strap, now he's trying mouth tape. Sandy thanks everyone for supporting her on her health journey, and Jason is getting snipped and doesn't care who knows it.
Producer Jason is back and stressed out! Two kids and his house is a zoo! Plus, Marcus' daughter still can't watch Disney movies, and the "perfect date" sounds so lame!
Sandy's been having pain issues with her back. She went in to take some test and got the results. Not what she wanted to hear. Plus people over spend on Valentines Day gifts and would you burn a million dollars?
Kraft Mac and Cheese has rolled out a new campaign for Valentines Day and we are laughing our asses off. Plus Sandy gets chubby shamed by a comment left from a listener.
Sandy's apartment walls are very thin. She can hear her upstairs neighbor passing gas. Nasty! Plus Marcus's is stressed out about his daughters Girl Scott cookies.
Someone in San Francisco is selling a parking space for $100, 000 for one year. It's only a few blocks away from the radio station. Luckily we have a parking garage at work. Free parking for us. Plus Marcus doesn't like the gym and talked his daughter into giving him a hug.
The 49ers didn't get the W. Not the outcome we were expecting but Marcus and Sandy did have fun at Super Bowl parties. Sandy was the half time performer at a private party and Marcus cooked for his guest. No one wants to come into work the day after the Super Bowl. It's known as Super Sick Monday.
Marcus is excited about this weekends BIG game. He's been waiting years for this moment and of course he's going all out for his Super Bowl party. Sandy got booked to perform at a private Super Bowl party. Go 49ers!!!
Sandy had to explain to her dad how easy it is to send a picture to his doctor using a smart phone. Plus, Sandy had to tell a lie to avoid someone.
Marcus is still home alone living the bachelor life. Plus, Marcus keeps getting congratulated for having one kid.
Over the weekend Sandy's car battery died. She had to call Triple A for help. The driver arrived at her place and the flirting began. Marcus spent the weekend by himself. :(
Sandy finds out why her rent got increased. Plus Marcus reached out to a friend with a heartfelt text after he lost his job and the reply was hilarious!!
Sandy got some unwanted news about her rent. Plus customers at Target come together to help out an employee.
Have you ever had to discuss awkward things with your employees? We have some good stories. Plus Marcus' family is going on vacation with out him. His daughter is happy. Marcus not so much.
We all love Girl Scout cookies! We have a list ranking the cookies from best to worst. Plus Sandy gives an update on her ex boyfriend.
Marcus' got a pass from his wife to watch the 49er game with the fellas. Plus Marcus' dad is hiding booze around the house.
Marcus and Sandy are annoyed by drivers in the rain. Plus it's Quitters Day. Happy Friday!
Marcus is still paying for going out late during the week and Sandy is still in pain and looking at alternative methods to relieve her pain.
Marcus went to see Tool on a school night and payed for it the next day. Plus Sandy gets scammed.
Jason has another baby! This time it's a girl. He shares all the details. Plus Marcus is going to a Metal concert to please his wife.
Marcus is stoked about the Niner's game this weekend... too bad he's gonna be a kids birthday party right when the game starts. Plus, Sandy talks about her love of Mervyn's, and Jason's wife has a telepathic connection with their new daughter.
Sandy is running over to stalk Keanu Reeves as we speak! Plus, Marcus is a big failure and he's feeling the Sandy guilt, and we find out if our wives hit the "marriage jackpot".
Marcus' shares his love of tacos and his grandmother ask when he's having more kids. Sandy thinks she was being scammed at her front door last night.
Marcus is trying a new look today, but is it really working the way he wants it to? Plus, Sandy takes her "before" photos, and it's pretty rough, and Jason wants to feed his wife spicy foods to induce labor.
Sandy met with an ex over the Christmas break. This could go one of two very different ways! Plus, meal prepping is actually really stressful, and Marcus reveals how much cake he ate and how much alcohol he drank over the holidays.
Sandy got yelled at on her cruise for breaking the employee rules, but did the guy have to be such a jerk about it? Plus, Jason is stressed about the due date, and Sandy lives through her worst nightmare on an airplane.
...Not really, except for Jason. Marcus stayed up playing video games, and Sandy rung in the new year in death valley. Instagram swag! Plus, Marcus uses a walker at the roller rink, and Sandy has her identity stolen.
Why the heck is Marcus' family leaving him!? On the holidays no less! Plus, getting more friends at this age is just... exhausting.
What is wrong with Jason and his hated of left over pizza!? Plus, a guy who failed his driving test so many times he should never, ever be allowed on the road.
We have time for the gym, we just really, really hate it there. Plus, the grocery store is a stressful place, and don't ever touch a blanket on a plane.
Marcus' daughter is in love with Whitney Houston, and Sandy can't stop eating her gifts for other people. Plus, having a dog in your bed really kills the mood.
Marcus loves doing weird things in the bathroom. Ugh, so awkward! Plus, we debate friendly vs mean ghosts, and Sandy is hearing WAY too much at her apartment.
Science says short women and tall men are the best match. Is money being spent on these stupid studies? Plus, Marcus and Sandy are really messing up the show gift exchange.
Marcus had a breakdown of massive proportions yesterday when he didn't make the playoffs. We are over it. Plus, Fitbit is out here catching cheaters, and kids REALLY need help "adulting".
People are going to see Santa HOPING their kids will cry. Umm, OK. Sandy's friend injured herself while texting, and Marcus is not dealing well with his first rejection ever.
Marcus made his stage debut this past weekend! Sandy, Jason, Marcus' wife... they were all there. Find how it went, and how much Marcus messed up dance scene. Plus, Sandy teaches you what not to say to a single person.
Studies show we wake up grumpy basically everyday of our lives. Yup...we already knew. Never, ever buy your boss a present. Plus, a tough guy is just looking for his Mom, and Marcus gets pumped for opening night!
Sandy almost committed a very embarrassing regift fail. Plus, how much weight do you gain over the holidays? Bet it's more than one pound! And, is Marcus kicked out of his bedroom?
Sandy was out of it last year for Christmas, but this year she has a long gift giving list, and already has most of her shopping done. Calm down over achiever! Plus, Marcus is a little weirded out that his daughter is singing songs about tequila
A disgruntled employee may have stolen all our toilet paper! Not cool! Marcus is not ready for the cold and his family is going to freeze this winter. Plus, Sandy isn't tripping about potentially not having french fries.
Putting an APB out on Marcus today... Where is he!? Sleeping in? Still rehearsing his Christmas Carol play? Something terrible!? Would you eat a banana peel for health? Would you use someone else's toothbrush while visiting their house? So many questions today...
Fun stops at 45!? Well...yea, kinda. Plus, getting judged by your neighbors for what's in your recycling bin is a real thing.
It's like we have to deal with robots ALL THE TIME now. Ugh. Plus, Sandy's fear of spiders has her cowering in the corner and not able to leave the house.
Don't tell us you are "shook" or that you "hustle"...please! Plus, how to get your own free private bathroom at work!
Marcus had his first parent teacher conference of the year this week, and he heard something about his daughter he had never known before. Plus, producer Jason might be a terrible person for leaving his wife alone two weekends in a row, and Second Date Update gets awkward when a food baby comes out.
Marcus is ready to admit his ego is huge, and it got in the way of him enjoying the holiday season. Also, Sandy isn't at work unless she has at least one tab open doing some shopping or something that has nothing to do with work.
Sandy gets crazy anxiety at the grocery store, and apparently she's not alone. Let's start a support group! Plus, if you are annoyed by the sound of people chewing, you might be a genius, and more proof that guys are just... dumb. That, and so much more!
Most people prefer a sentimental gift over an extravagant one. Sandy prefers giving gifts like this as well, but she's done giving Marcus gifts, period. Plus, Marcus sticks up for Sandy's terrible mattress, and we learn a new phrase..."fuzzy teeth".
We adult hard everyday, but we shouldn't be SO proud of it. It's a little embarrassing actually. Social media is breaking up friendships out here, and someone got in trouble for putting up Christmas lights too early? It's almost Thanksgiving it's time to put that tree up!
Marcus comes clean about why he lied on the air yesterday. Plus, we are going to eat way too much on Thanksgiving but calories don't actually count on the holidays, so that's cool. ...and having the pet in your bedroom really kills the intimacy, right?
He got a speeding ticket, and now he pretty much KNOWS his wife thinks he's a moron. Plus, a guy is arrested for being naked in his hotel room and we really feel for him, and Sandy is jealous of a woman who farted and became a celebrity.
These drunk guys were pouring their hearts out to Marcus, and... it got... weird. Plus, do not buy a car without telling your partner about it. Also, she ordered steak and lobster on the first date!?
Sandy lost her cool in front of a stranger, well, it actually turned out to be her biggest fan. Woops! Marcus is annoyed his brother in law tried to pretend he's a doctor, and all of us have gotten in trouble for making decisions without our partner knowing about it.
Do not go to Web MD! You def will think you are dying. Also, Marcus learns over the weekend that having more than one kid is waaay too expensive. Plus, every kid wants to be a social media star now.
...not really, but the Raiders fan that hacked into his Facebook wanted everyone to think so. Plus, Sandy just wants to go to bed at 10pm, and maybe kiss a stranger or two during the day.
Sandy busted into the lockers at 24 Hour Fitness with a bolt cutter last night like a BOSS! Marcus is just trying to keep with up with super intelligent daughter, and Jason has the fire department come out in full force to his house.
Marcus just wanted to do his "Marcus thing", point a few finger guns, and basically phone in his acting performance. Now he actually has to do work, and things might not be fun anymore. Sandy is ready to get down with a 4 day work week. Plus, Marcus has a new title at work: Food Monitor.
Doctors notes are amazing, and Sandy wants to take advantage of them way more than she does. Jason isn't taking care of his wife, and Marcus wades through all the disgusting science experiments in our company fridge.
Sandy had a very unVegasy Las Vegas weekend, and it's totally OK! Marcus had some tuxedo problems this weekend and had to call on his personal butler. Later, Marcus apologizes to Sandy for being an absolute terror on the roads.
Marcus almost royally screwed up Halloween, big time. You are letting your daughter down buddy! Plus, Sandy has a friend that put up a Christmas tree last night!? Too soon! ...or is it?
Happy Halloween! Marcus is a piece of pizza even though he really didn't want to be, and Sandy has on a wiener dog t shirt. Today is going to be pretty stressful for Marcus actually because his daughter is addicted to candy.
How many parents "steal" Halloween candy from their kids? Marcus always take the peanut butter cups from this daughter but she may put up a fight this year. Marcus also shares an update on his father and how it's been having a caregiver coming by the house to help out.
Creepy clowns have to earn a living I suppose. Plus, when people quit their jobs, they are the absolute best! ...and Marcus punched another hole in his man card when he started the generator at his house yesterday.
Yet another wildfire season hits the Bay Area. Trying to help people stay safe and stay informed today. Halloween weekend has passed, but should it be the OFFICIAL Halloween?
It's too freaking hot around here! Jason taught his son how to say "that sucks" and now he's in trouble. Plus, Marcus' parenting techniques get criticized.
If you cheat once, and you feel bad, should you hide it? Also, how good are you at faking being sick, and what movies, horror or otherwise, absolutely devastated you as a kid?
Marcus' daughter said the family is not going to watch TV for a while. Should he be proud, or pissed off? Sandy would never be able to survive the world's scariest haunted house, and we discuss what an inconvenience it is that Marcus is chasing his childhood dreams.
Sandy's fear of spiders has made it impossible to live in her own house. Plus, Marcus gets real about living with an aging parent, and it's totally OK to hide on social media if you are avoiding friends or family, right?
Marcus is sick just in time for his 5 day a week play rehearsal schedule. Meanwhile, Sandy held back and adulted hard this weekend. Plus, people report that fun stops at age 45. Marcus says he just knows too much to have fun anymore.
Sandy is just not into Halloween, so stop asking her about her costume please. If Marcus' daughter used Alexa to cheat on her homework, he's pretty it would be his own fault. Plus... people, please stop trying to fall into the ocean just to get a good photo for Instagram!
Our children's grandparents are really screwing our kids up! Plus, Sandy learns she isn't the only one who is terrible at cooking, and she is so happy.
Marcus all of sudden decided that he wants to intermittent fast too? Oh, this is BS! Plus, we would probably hire a photographer to follow us around everywhere so we can do it for the Gram.
Sandy just. can't. cook. Marcus is trying to troll his neighbors this Halloween, Sandy is fasting and it's rough, and everyone lashes out at a guy using his Mom's handicapped sign.
Sandy had a super sweet moment with her Dad this past weekend on their big camping trip. Marcus celebrated his birthday weekend by sending his daughter off to a sleep over for some alone time. Plus, zombie babies spark debate, and Sandy goes gluten free.
No free drinks in Vegas anymore? WTF? Marcus was going full outdoors-man right as the power came on at his house... and Sandy might be on drugs? Send help!
Most of the Bay Area is being turned off. Marcus is in the dark for the time being. Let's remember to be kind to everyone during this time of frustration. Sandy defeats technology, Marcus has a doomsday taco party, and Sandy doesn't feel like being Suze Orman during Second Date Update.
The big power outage is here! Marcus is his wife are ready for the end of days. Plus, Sandy fangirl'd out so hard at the Jonas Brothers last night that she fell asleep.
Marcus' daughter loves using her new catch phrase, "...you see what I did there?" ... but Marcus is upset she's using it wrong. Big power outage coming to the entire Bay Area, so we need to make sure everyone is prepared. Does saving money make you happy? Boring!
Sandy is back from surgery! She ate two bags of animal crackers, and got waited on by her parents all weekend. Plus, Marcus had a big boys night out that almost ended at 7 pm.
Sandy is out today, resting from her knee surgery yesterday. We get her on the phone to find out what happened with the doctor she yelled over the phone. We have video of her high af right after her surgery, and even have a photo of the gross alien they removed from her knee, but do we really want to see that?
He always does this! He has a drawer at his house just dedicated to all the gift cards Sandy has given him that he will never use. Also, my other ride is your mom? Someone actually has that on their license plate frame here at our office. Yikes.
I know we should be taking cold showers, but I JUST CAN'T. Do you have judgy neighbors...or maybe you are the judgy neighbor? Sandy gets an offensively awkward compliment, and Marcus makes an announcement about adding a fur baby to his family.
Marcus hated how friendly Missouri was.... he thrives on rudeness I guess. Sandy saw "celebs" in Vegas, and Jason wants to dress his one year old up as a homicidal maniac for Halloween. Too much?
Marcus gets told what he can and can not do on the radio by his daughter. Sandy relaxed and drank the weekend away in Vegas, while Marcus apparently wore the same underwear for 3 days straight in Kansas City.
Jason wants to be an uncivilized savage at home, but Marcus and Sandy have a word of warning. Sandy is headed to Vegas but she's not there to party. Plus, we all wish we had those kind of friends that are able to smuggle an entire bottle of wine into a concert.
We learned we are actually saving lives based on that "private bathroom" hack we shared yesterday. Plus, most people just need a room in their house to escape from their family, and our friend's effort is get a new job is being thwarted by some truly embarrassing social media posts.
Marcus has a new youth football hat even though his youth doesn't play football. We are loving this hack to create your own private bathroom at your office, but can't work up the nerve to do it ourselves. Plus, Marcus is gonna be big country in Kansas this coming weekend.
Is it weird to ask for a refund at the movies? Makes me uncomfortable, but Sandy's friend did it this past weekend. Meanwhile, Marcus really wanted to drink with his stylist, but he had to be a responsible adult while his wife was out of town. Plus, we check in on the ONE person that actually stormed Area 51 last week.
Marcus has made his decision on if he is going to skip out on his daughter, or skip out on opening night of his play. Plus, we are out here saving people from credit card fees, but it feels just this much icky. And Area 51 is going down today! Let's check in those 20 guys that actually showed up. Yikes.
Marcus's daughter is going on be going on so many bad a** field trips now that she's in school. We are honestly jealous of a five year old right now. Plus, everyone wants Marcus to ditch his family responsibilities and just be an actor, and Sandy has a hard time not being angry with her positive affirmations podcast while driving.
Marcus has always had his family Halloween costume bought for him, but this year he has to figure it out all on his own. He's already screwed it up and had to have Jason save him. Can you bring a 3 month old baby to a concert? We know a baby who has a full tour schedule already set up! Plus, our budding actor on the show is already failing.
Marcus wants to get a dog, but Sandy KNOWS he can not handle this responsibility. Jason is worried he is accidentally going to teach his one year lots of curse words. Plus everyone hates hashtags at weddings.
Marcus had a ton of family over for the weekend and it was cramping his style just a tad. Can a guy get some alone time in the bathroom please? Sandy had an embarrassing moment during her photo shoot in Sacramento over the weekend, and a guy's hustle is just a tad too much on Second Date Update.
Marcus finally gets the email he has been waiting for his entire career. Sandy and Jason are googling their medical symptoms and, crap, now they are going to die. Plus, Marcus goes back on his word AGAIN with his daughter.
Is Marcus going through something? He wants to buy a giant truck, is listening to country music, and wants to wear trucker jackets. Sandy is freaking going through it this week, and we have a cute gender reveal party for the new baby.
Are you down with no cell phone concerts? Marcus was about ready to slap the guy that was live streaming Metallica last week. Plus, what annoying a** phrases piss you off? "I'm so shook"...just stop!
Is a baby shower for your second child tacky? We all just want free stuff, don't we? Also, we already knew Sandy had a dead guy in her knee, but now she has to get him poked and prodded. Plus, napping is key to our health, and that is VERY good news.
What a crappy Monday! No food, no AC, lots of problems. Sandy has a doctors note that she needs to be paid attention to around here. Plus, Marcus almost didn't make it back to the Bay Area after his whirlwind weekend.
Marcus did a sexy housework photo shoot yesterday. That smolder! Sandy shares her food porn pics from her Southern roadtrip, and Marcus might not make it to work on Monday since his weekend is overbooked with Metallica and Disneyland.
Could you work with your spouse or significant other? Marcus says his wife would constantly make him look bad because she works way harder than he does. Plus, Sandy got crazy on her Nashville trip by doing laundry! Wait, what?
Sandy was about to pop in on her ex while she was in Nashville last week. She was at the door of his work, about to open the door, and then... Plus, Marcus has a major dilemma regarding some money he's not supposed to have.
Sandy is back! She saw waterfalls, drank moonshine, and got a steamy DM from a bearded Southern hottie!? Plus, it was so hot over the Labor Day weekend Marcus had to ditch everyone and run for safety. Also, producer Jason makes an announcement that takes Marcus and Sandy by surprise.
Sandy made it to Nashville! Drinking time! Marcus makes a decision on pulling his daughter out of school early, and everyone wishes they could be a cuddler with their partner.
Marcus told his daughter he can't pull her out of school early anymore now that she's in Kindergarten...but the Labor Day holiday is coming up, and he wants to pull her out early on Friday!? He can't go back on his word, this early, right?
Marcus was complaining that Sandy won't disconnect while on her vacation, but he only has himself to blame. Dogs make us much better people, but we already knew that, didn't we? Plus, Marcus becomes a wanted felon.
Sandy is hitting up Waffle House for the win. Marcus had a problem with his neighbor, but he wasn't willing to do anything about it...now it magically solved itself! Plus, I'm ready to lie about my access to WiFi so I can be left the heck alone!
Sandy is out on what Marcus has dubbed the "Southern Belle Road Trip". He's feeling good today after a successful fantasy football draft this past weekend. Plus, we figure out how we are going to keep talking about Marcus' daughter after she told her father she is not to be mentioned on the radio any longer.
We are convinced the Half Moon Bay plane crash is a hoax, and we are dissecting the evidence. Marcus' daughter will be have no more of our TMZ style coverage of her life. Plus, Second Date Update gets #awkward
Sandy is headed out on a solo road trip next week and Marcus is very concerned, and thinking about getting her microchipped. Plus, Marcus has a habit of going to weddings and not buying gifts, and Second Date Update gets...flaky.
Marcus is encouraging everyone to get after their dreams no matter how long they have been on hold. Sandy wants to wear her wedding dress to Outback Steakhouse, and Second Date Update hits the gym for some fit fam action.
Marcus' daughter has her first day of Kindergarten today, and he's a little sad because he won't be able to be there for the pick up. Sandy got some great advice on slowing down that could help us all, and San Mateo High School has banned cell phones and it's genius.
Sandy took an aqua fitness class and loved it! Believe it or not, there were other young people there too! Plus, Marcus shoveled gravel this weekend and felt totally manly, people apparently wear their underwear for more than one day, and we find out about the big audition Marcus went on.
Has an injury ever ruined your vaca? Sandy has a big trip coming up but she's worried about hobbling with her peg leg. Plus, Marcus thinks he needs head shots now, everyone has purchased terrible crappy things from the internet, and communal dining is not as fun as it sounds.
Marcus has his big play audition coming up this weekend, and he's starting to get nervous. So, what is a "cold read" anyway? Plus, the internet is very important to us... we would rather sweat and suffer than go without Instagram on vacation.
Is it cool for a man to have long nails? Sandy taught her Dad how to use Facebook and his mind is now blown. Plus, we think there is a rat loose in the building and Marcus is FREAKED out.
Marcus has experienced some loss recently, but he's going turn it into a positive and start to live a more present life. Plus, we are loving the #CelluLit IG model, Bebe Rexha is amazing at clappin back, and we learn how to be less lazy from former couch potatoes.
Marcus and his wife broke out of the house to see Hamilton this past weekend! ...but he couldn't even stay awake for the entire show? Plus, Sandy was texting with her BFF, TLC reality show star Whitney Thore, no big deal.
Marcus wants to audition for his local theaters production of A Christmas Carol, and we got a little preview of his chops this morning. He's actually afraid he's going to be TOO good. Plus, how do you tell someone you're maxed out on friends.
Slot machine and cooking videos... it's the stuff that gets us so worked up we only get 2 hours of sleep per night. Number Neighbor almost breaks up a marriage, and a little cute dog ruins a first date.
What's the dirtiest thing in your purse? Marcus and Jason aren't going to find out...they stay far away from their wives purses. Guys in groups of 3, drunk, nothing good is going to happen there. Plus, Second Date Update is just a little short.
Sandy is once again in love with a customer service guy in another state. Oh, this isn't going to end well! Watching TV with your partner is very serious business and requires and TON of ground rules. Plus, Marcus and Sandy stole a ton of stuff as kids.
The food was ready, the drinks were chilled, but the universe was doing everything it could to stop Sandy's pool party from happening this past weekend. How did it finally end up going? Plus, Second Date Update, and so much more.
Party at Sandy's house this weekend! Her mom is throwing the bash, and she's stressed AF. Plus, Sandy watches TV shows about people falling in love with prisoners because it makes her feel better about her own life choices.
Sandy checked in on her ex last night to see how terrible his life is going...and he has a new girlfriend!? WTF!? Plus, Disney banning people without kids? Pfft. Also, snakes invade a hotel bed and we would die if this happened to us.
Our hearts are heavy after the tragedy at the Gilroy Garlic Fest, but we press forward. Over the weekend, Sandy saved someone's marriage, and Marcus power hosed the S outta his house. Plus, it's Monday, time to be productive!
Sandy got new sexy hair today! Marcus' daughter loves him more than any other boy and omg so cute! Plus, we are preparing for the heatwave by planning long hikes in the hot sun...that's OK, right? Also, please stop eating poisonous insects for likes.
A guy thanked his ex for everything she did for him, right as he was about to get married to someone else. Awesome, or awkward? Plus, eating your last meal of the day at 2pm might help me lose weight, but yea... nope not doing that.
In a few days Marcus will be left alone all weekend. He's basically going to act like a cave man, and he can't wait. Plus, what's the perfect age gap for a great marriage? And Second Date Update gets British and very embarrassing and awkward.
On her Texas getaway this past weekend, there was a single man brought the house exclusively for Sandy's pleasure. Well? What happened!? Plus, Marcus is triggered by a guy who took his teen out of high school so he could be a professional gamer, and a 2 year old gets a "Happy Birthday Loser" birthday cake.
Sandy might be moving Texas after her super chill and relaxing weekend at the river. Marcus was a man of the mountains on his camping trip. He cooked on an open fire and split logs! Plus...geez I freaking hate laundry!
Sandy is out tubing down a river in Texas... Today we discuss if farting in front of your partner will make your relationship stronger or not. Plus, husbands alone in a grocery store...please include photos and specific directions, or we may be permanently lost.
Sandy is heading off to Texas today for a girls getaway. She didn't know her housing situation would be with 9 other strangers, all coupled up. Meh, awkward! Plus, Marcus was supposed to do his final check for supplies for the big camping trip this weekend, but he didn't. #DadFail
Marcus has been wearing black t-shirts exclusively for years now, but he's embracing his true self now. We saw this list of unprofessional things people do at work, and we basically do every single one of them. Plus, Marcus is majorly triggered by his NextDoor app.
Marcus is going camping this weekend, but will he survive the weekend? Looks doubtful. Plus, can a mom help her 21 year old child find a job? ...and a visit to the animal shelter gets awkward on Second Date Update.
Sandy has a new boyfriend! It's not actually going to work out though. Marcus is totally cool cause he shot himself in the eye with a Nerf gun and now he has to be hospitalized. Plus, Sandy had an amazing 20 year reunion and went in a bounce house! Also, Sandy can't get over this farting video and it's really weirding Marcus out.
What kind of music do you listen to while getting it on? Sandy can't do it... too much pressure to keep up with the music! Plus, Marcus is triggered again from his Facebook cooking group, Jason's computer has been infected in the most embarrassing way, and it's our first Furry Fridays!
It's shocking what constitutes a "dad bod" these days. I mean, Jason Momoa? Wow. Also, Marcus single handedly derailed someone's diet, people need to hire coaches to tell them to go outside with their kids, and an influencer is selling her bathwater to people like producer Jason.
Sandy has her high school reunion this weekend. She's pretty nervous, but we are quite sure everyone else is feeling the exact same way. Also, Sandy will be storming Area 51 this September because "they can't stop us all".
Marcus officially recaps his daughters first visit to Disneyland, and explains why she wanted to see Snoopy at Great America instead. Sandy is totally jealous of a hearse driver who used the HOV lane, and Marcus is proud to have spent a ton of money on his wedding, but it seems like he just wanted to show off all that top shelf liquor.
Back from vaca! Sandy went on a cruise, but was babysitting her parents the entire time. Marcus had a great time in Southern California, and wanted to celebrate by sneaking vodka into his 4th of July festivities. The vodka bottle exploded in his pants, and looked, well, gross. Plus, can you reuse dental floss? Yuck!
Sandy is ready for her cruise, but she can't hook up with anyone? OMG, boring! Jason witnessed a RUMBLE outside this morning, but was too scared to get involved. Plus, someone named their baby "Google", and ummm, good luck with that, kid!
Sandy is going on a cruise but worried she's going to have to babysit her parents the entire time. Marcus has been checking work email WAY too much while on vacation, and could you really get a good workout at home? I mean, we couldn't, but we are not fitness people, like, at all.
How do you deal with spiders? What if it's on the ceiling!? Ahhh! Plus, is it creepy if someone comments on a photo you posted years ago? It just happened to Sandy! Also, would you go on a date just for free food? There are surprisingly a lot of women who would.
Marcus is at Disney California Adventure today, but he doesn't know how to post a good IG story. Big Red is back in Castro Valley, vacation spots are not living up to their online photos, and Jason hates apps to fix your selfies, but he actually needs one really bad.
Marcus and his family are living their best life in Disneyland right now. Sandy gets a high from buying airline tickets, we discuss how much room we need for "marital bliss" (it's a lot), and we are actually kinda jealous of a guy Sandy knows who is all about his flip phone.
Marcus and Jason are celebrating the first day of summer in their tiny, tiny speedos this morning. Sandy is defending all the people who like to back in to a parking spot, and Marcus is struggling to contain his rage after his snot nosed teenage neighbor fired off bottle rockets at 12am this past week. Happy Friday!!
Marcus got his back waxed yesterday and he is really feelin himself! Some of our male listeners aren't loving his vibe though. Meanwhile, Sandy is dealing with a guy who can't help but brag about EVERYTHING. This isn't attractive buddy. Plus, Marcus' daughter touched his dirty undies and oh my god, just gross.
Marcus is getting nervous about taking his entire fam to Disneyland for the first time. The Disney pros come out in force to help with tips and tricks. Plus, ants on a plane! Ewww! ...and a bridesmaid does the unthinkable.
Would you wear a bracelet that shocked you every time you did something bad? Nope, nope nope! We are way too tired to go out after 8pm on weeknights, or any night really. Plus, we remember that time Marcus won his daughter a unicorn at the fair and he felt like basically the greatest dad of all time.
This is the Monday-iest Monday ever. Everyone ate like crap over the weekend, so that's feeling great. Sandy was drunk and locked out of her phone, Marcus was dealing with his first ever flower girl, and Father's Day was very, very...smelly.
Power goes out, people become friendly, then we revert to our baser instincts. Marcus and his best friend are still on the outs, or are they? Plus, is talking to someone in the bathroom acceptable? Also, Sandy is meeting her reality show hero this weekend.
Marcus is mad at what most people think should be in a "man cave"... he wants a foot spa and red wine! Plus, Sandy is over Marcus' excuses for not walking into the gym. Also, Dad bods might be acceptable, but that doesn't mean we like them, or our wives are excited about them.
We are trying our best today to not have a "sloppy bottom". Also, it's clear we are not evolved humans enough to be trusted with reusable cups from Starbucks. Plus, Marcus and Jason are planning a photoshoot that will either bless your feed, or scar you forever.
Marcus lied to us and told us it was going to be cold! WTH? Also, why can't we just buy something from a thrift store and become rich? Plus, TV is making us fat, but it feels so good to fall asleep on the couch... Marcus just can't bring himself to make it to the bedroom on Friday nights.
The heat in the Bay Area has us feeling like this is the worst Monday in the history of Mondays. Sandy got to meet a really smart dog this past weekend, Marcus' big concert almost got taken out by a churro cart, and Sandy could not make it an entire weekend without her phone.
Every time Marcus tries to do something nice for someone he gets screwed over. It's OK, make it up to him by getting him a grill for Father's Day. Plus, woman sets insane rules for her husband to go to a bachelor party, and we are so ready to ditch our iPhones for a RAZR.
Sandy was judged hard yesterday but she played though ...and it was from a doctor!? Marcus got triggered by what is supposedly an inspirational quote. Plus, Jason sent an email and got some hard working people fired.
Getting older really makes those mini vacations waaay harder to bounce back from. An intervention takes place on the show because Marcus is getting too upset with his cast iron cooking Facebook group. Plus, what do you think about handing someone your personal user manual?
Sandy's car was hit with a monster bird poop yesterday and she can't get it off! Marcus heard that he could just drop off his daughter at birthday parties and then bounce. That couldn't be right, could it? Plus, Wal-mart sold a woman a styrofoam cake and the seriousness of this story is hilarious.
OMG Sandy won a grand at the casino! That money isn't helping her figure out the best way to flirt with a hot bearded man on Instagram. Marcus is very troubled by the fact that he might be breaking up with his BFF. Plus, Sandy always deals with guys making fun of her love for reality shows, but now all these guys are obsessed with the Drake NBA drama!
Our co-worker is having a baby in a month, and thinks he can plan 3 different concerts he wants to go without his wife. Ah, silly first time father! Plus Drake is once again acting like an idiot, and the devices in our bedroom are screwing up our sleep.
Marcus found his first long and gray nose hair last night. Eww. Later, we discuss if you could date a guy with a gigantic Jar Jar Binks tattoo. Plus, ladies, if someone calls you "Ma'me", how do you feel? Sandy got pretty upset when this happened to her recently.
Sandy's last airplane experience was a hostile environment. A drunk wedding crasher reminds us of our own party crashing stories. Plus, someone actually crashed a funeral!? Yikes. Also, a grandfather is coming to Sandy's defense.
Back from a big three-day weekend! Sandy was in beautiful Moab Utah but some children were ruining the vibe. Marcus was at a friend's house in Livermore. His hosts slept with the door open and that creeped him the hell out. Plus, Sandy was ready to go hard to save her favorite hat.
Sandy is off to Utah!! Marcus is off to...Livermore? Doing chores really turns your partner on, Marcus is still disgusting and eating old food, and car seats are so freaking lame.
Sandy is headed out on vaca for the 3 day weekend, and she doesn't need any judgement from her Weight Watchers group. Marcus attended an all girls high school, but it wasn't exactly what you may think. Plus, an absolutely savage father stole his daughter's money for a massage. Why has Marcus almost done this exact same thing?
If you are flying, please don't take off your shoes, eat tuna and eggs, or anything else stinky, ok? Speaking of, Sandy's neighbor is soooo smelly. Also, if you have anxiety, you are a much better employee. The science makes sense!
Sandy's Dad doesn't know how old she is, but she can't blame him because sometimes she forgets too. Teens just don't care about driving anymore and that's crazy. Plus, Marcus' daughter continues to be an absolute savage right to his face. He almost cried.
No one eats at the dinner table anymore, and Sandy is OK with that. She just got a new comfy couch, so her parents are going to have to deal and eat dinner there. Marcus isn't that upset with the Game of Thrones finale, but everyone else is apparently. Sandy felt like a raver at her FoamGlow 5k, and we honor the college grads who had their ceremonies canceled this past weekend.
Sandy has a new boyfriend, and it's the customer service rep that left her a voicemail this week. ?? Jason is ready to do what his wife tells him, Marcus just wants to be surrounded by rich people, and Sandy is looking sexy AF today with her new hair style.
Marcus drove off with the gas pump still attached a while back... they made him pay up right then and there, but now he thinks he won the battle based on his latest update. Sandy is disgusted by this "do you wash your legs in the shower?" Twitter debate. Plus, Marcus got busted by the TSA TWICE this past weekend.
Sandy's life was MADE last night when Hooters followed her on Twitter. LOL! Marcus is back in the building, and wow did he deal with some savage family members while away. Plus, Marcus gossips and drinks win with his hairdresser.
How can you tell a marriage won't last? We think we know, and love gossiping about it. Sandy can't believe Jason keeps a "clothing journal" so he can always remember what he wore. Plus, women really do have it tough on Tinder, as one guy recently found out in the most disturbing but hilarious way.
Sandy's mom would not stop working even though it was Mother's Day. If you are single AF, move to San Jose, and the simplest gifts went the furthest this past weekend. Plus, Sandy faces her fear, but she also might die in a crazy epic way.
It's Jason's birthday but he can't remember how old he is. A co-worker of ours cleaned dog poop off her shoe with the communal dish sponge. What is wrong with these people?? Plus, Marcus' wife yelled at him about being out of town for Game of Thrones.
Did you know it's Thursday? I didn't. Marcus learns about stressed/desserts, we learn about the monetary damage oversharing on social media does, and Ayesha Curry is all of us. Plus, Sandy breaks down the idiocy of the "slow fade".
The royal baby photos arrived this morning, and Sandy is LOVING them! Marcus is contributing to San Francisco's worst hygiene stat. Sandy reveals the shocking truth about men in the bathroom, and a listen tells us about what her co-worker wiped on the wall. So nasty!
A discussion about what Dads do when they are all alone leads to some shocking confessions from Marcus. Sandy has a new posture corrector/back brace and it's very embarrassing. Plus, an update on how gross our co-workers are.
Sandy found her true calling this past weekend, calling Bingo games! Marcus got rejected by his daughter and now he can't get any household chores done. The homies got verified, and Sandy is wondering if her and her friends are amazing, or totally tacky.
Marcus admits that he cleans the office silverware with Purell before putting it back in the drawer. Gross! Also, you can, shockingly, send a lot of text messages to someone before you look too clingy. Plus, Jason basically screwed up his wife's birthday.
There are women that DON'T like beards? We meet one on Second Date Update. Plus, tourists are hating the Golden Gate Bridge because it's not gold. Ummm, huh? Also, have you ever snooped on your partner's finances?
Sandy has the creepiest, most loud neighbors ever. Adulting is all about buying your first new set of furniture. Plus, Marcus has a new nick name. Find out about "Daddy Genius" on today's show.
Would you return money if you found it on the street? Marcus is battling a raccoon in his neighborhood, and he isn't handling the stress of the situation well. Plus, Sandy is breaking down the warning signs of dating the wrong dude.
Marcus drove away from the gas pump with the hose still connected to his car. After the shame washed over him, he thinks he got majorly scammed. Plus, we are more stressed than ever before, and Sandy just needs to get the heck out of town. Also, is it weird that Marcus got married on a Thursday?
Sandy had a big cooking fail last night that she is super embarrassed about. Now her house smells like crap to boot. Marcus had his faith restored in humanity...in a bathroom? Plus, what is the tackiest thing you have seen at a wedding?
Marcus is still begging for a dogs love. It's not working out. Plus, a dress code for parents who just can't pull it together when they drop their kids off at school, and a teenage curfew could be coming.
Marcus saw Avengers: Endgame last night, and he cried! Awww! Plus, we are not about getting weighed at the airport, but we are all about a 1900 calorie breakfast at IHOP!
Marcus says he finally knows the reason he's a jerk sometimes...it's because his family is always talking S to each other. Sandy taught her Mom what #420 is, and a father gets roasted for complaining on the day his wife gave birth.
Marcus triggered the internet last week when he put ketchup on his grilled cheese. He doesn't know what the big deal is. Also, Sandy was loving the Easter basket from her parents. Yes, she's in her 30's...so?? Plus, the most awesome firefighters in Union City saved the cutest little ducklings this past weekend.
The final chapter (or is it?) in the case of Marcus and the broken statue arm. Plus, Sandy is so excited about Easter baskets, and the sugar contents of our favorite Easter candy is bumming us out. Also, Peeps... love them or hate them?
Marcus is now in possession of the wooden arm that his friend drunkenly stole 5 years ago, and is going to return it today. He's nervous, and really regretting offering to help his friend. Sandy thinks the arm is super creepy! Also, spontaneous travel makes people happy, but who the heck has the time!? Plus, Marcus doesn't want to blow up the bathroom at home, but he's fine doing it here?
It's beard off 2019! With news that beards are more dirty than dog's fur, it got us thinking about our own terrible beards. Also, Marcus is running "Easter Egg Drills" at his house in anticipation of the bunny's arrival, and we are not all that comfortable with people's online reaction to the Notre Dame tragedy.
Marcus' drunk friend confessed that he stole an arm off a wooden statue in a bar, and now he wants Marcus' help in returning it. Weird! Plus, spiders in our car might kill us, oh and Coachella will kill us too.
Is Marcus a jerk cause he got into it with his ride share driver? Sandy hit up the Doxie races in Davis this past weekend, and her friends wanted to drink THE. ENTIRE. TIME. Plus, Game of Thrones had Marcus very confused last night.
Sandy is attending the Davis Doxie Races this weekend! She's got her homemade cheer sign and everything! Meanwhile, Marcus is over here eating month old leftovers. Pretty sure he's sick now. Plus, attack of the Roomba intruder.
Marcus and Sandy reminiscing about their longest dry spells. Is reminiscing the right word? We learn vitamins AREN'T helping us become super humans, and there's a drunk phone mix up on Second Date Update.
Marcus is being controlled by his daughter, and he's not sure how to handle it. Sandy just wants to get hit on in a coffee shop, is that so much to ask? Plus, Marcus thinks he's going to have to move out of shame and ridicule if he doesn't sell out this charity concert he is planning.
A cast iron skillet has set the internet on fire, and Marcus is heated too! Cat's vs Dogs, the never ending war. Plus, do you sleep apart from your partner? Marcus' wife wished he would more often.
Marcus hit up a 3 year old's birthday party and got inked, while Jason was dealing with baby vomit on Friday night. Sandy's parents were so sweet to bring her a care package the other day, but they left out the one thing she actually wanted. Plus, our toddlers are sending us to the emergency room.
Marcus was feeling like such a celeb last night. He was chatting up Ayesha Curry last night like it was no big deal. Meanwhile, Sandy is just trying to recover from being in Vegas last weekend. Plus, please don't drive with a pig on your lap.
Declutter like a boss just by following your zodiac sign! Being judged at the gym sucks, and Marcus does it! Woops, sorry about that everyone! Plus, the topless teacher saga.
Marcus has a friend with a world championship beard… who knew? He also got a fierce manicure this week from his four year old, we are very jealous of a woman being awarded a TON of money because she got robo-called too much, and Sandy’s parents are ballin out of control.
Sandy gives us all the details on her Vegas trip and how she managed to chat up Lisa Vanderpump. Marcus is thinking he is getting scammed on Venmo, more and more hot dads are invading the internet, and do you have a friend that freaks out on planes?
Sandy was resting and relaxing to the max in Las Vegas this past weekend. A baby's first word was "Google" and while very scary, could also make the parents rich. Plus, stinky smurf has had enough.
Sandy is all set to stalk her favorite celebs this weekend in Vegas, while Marcus is feeling like a proud dad, and also feeling bummed about how crappy his own education was growing up. Plus, what would you do if you had a boss that farted all...the...time.
Jason clicked on something he shouldn't have at work, and now he is in big trouble. People are up in arms about how one guy sliced his bagels, and Marcus gets pissed about people who are waiting for something cooler to pop up on the calendar.
What are the most annoying slang words? Do we even know what half these words mean? It's all GUCCI by the way. Also, Sandy is loving this ghost caught on a baby cam, but Marcus is thinking scam. Plus, how to properly take a break from social media... hint: don't announce it!
Do you and your partner have dedicated sides of the bed? Of course you do...but one guy on the internet doesn't and he's getting dragged for it. This leads Marcus to talk about how disgusting his side of the bed is. Sandy has a napkin stealer in the family, and we get triggered by the rules of etiquette that people don't follow.
Sandy is performing for a bunch of drunk golfers today, and Marcus slept on the couch last night. Hot bikini chicks on Instagram don't even care about this beautiful waterfall and that is pissing us off! Plus, the best drunk snacks, and we have already turned in to our mom.
What the heck is an "adult" anyway? Sandy battled with her snooze button today, Marcus had another hilarious interaction with his doctor, and then taught his daughter how to be "savage".
Sandy just got a tour of the golf course she's performing at soon, and she's pretty sure she's ready to marry an old Danville billionaire now. Marcus is fired up about boarding airplanes early with kids, and a Santa Rosa man is our hero for the epic petty neighbor dispute he is in.
Marcus talks about his waaaay over due library book, and he really feels like the worst person ever. Renting in the Bay is beyond stupid, parents are making it very hard for their own children to "adult" properly, and Marcus had a mental breakdown yesterday over Metallica.
Sandy was out of town this past weekend, and she got hit up for a booty call!? Someone's forehead becomes an issue on Second Date Update, and having visitors at our house gives us so much anxiety. Plus, Marcus updates us on his blood test, and the HUGE amount of food he ate afterwards.
Sandy is live from Disneyland, and she's eating a ton of food... even stuff that falls on the ground? Plus, you can tell a lot about a man based on what's in his fridge, Jason told Sandy to cry this weekend to get what she wants, and we are now allowed to flip of police officers.
This morning Marcus had been fasting since 6 pm the night before. Oh, this is not going to go well. Do you think Mercury in retrograde has anything to do with our crappy week? Plus, they better not be coming for the Flintstone house off 280!!!
We survived the great Facebook and Instagram meltdown of 2019! We are reevaluating our lives now because of it. The Bay has some VERY aggressive drivers, and Sandy might have got hit on yesterday while hiking.
Marcus went to court to fight his distracted driving ticket, and ended up becoming besties with the deputy that gave him the ticket. What!? Also, Sandy doesn't think living with someone would go so well, and everyone thinks this college entrance scam thing is a little bit exciting.
Marcus is headed to court today! He is fighting a ticket, and he's ready to go to the mat. Also, Sandy calls out Marcus for ditching his gym commitment yesterday, but he had a good reason. Plus, what's on your intimacy bucket list?
The stupid time change has us all jacked up. Sandy can't work up the energy to handle the adultness of getting her mail everyday, Marcus' daughter has a good point about "healthy" food, and she's also helping him cheat on his Fitbit.
Celebrating International Women's Day! We can't stop talking how much we love, love ranch dressing, plus Marcus' daughter is better at managing money than he is, and... it might be nice to take almost half a million dollars in exchange for never taking a vacation, but Sandy could NEVER do that.
Marcus has a problem...he keeps ghosting his doctor cause he just can't handle all the judgement! Maybe not the best idea, but OK. Also, we close out the "what is a cougar" debate, and Second Date Update gets weird when Mom shows up at dinner.
Someone named their child KVIIIlyn and that might be child abuse. Marcus got "handyman shamed" the other day, Sandy might want to date a 20 year old guy, and we discuss what the perfect amount of chatting with your Uber driver is.
Marcus is clapping back at his new reputation as the "gross guy" on the show. An Instagram famous couple goes too far in their latest photo, and we talk about when you liked someone way more before you saw their Facebook page.
Sandy bailed on her parents and that movie night, then had a giant fail the next day during her attempt at a relaxing at home spa day. Plus, Marcus hosted a charity bingo night where things got trashy and savage. Also, we discuss how to deal with someone's "facebook personality".
Sandy wants to ditch her Mom so she can watch A Star Is Born alone and cry this weekend. Meanwhile the moldy bread saga comes to a conclusion, and Marcus shares a sweet story about his daughter and how he encouraged her to be a unicorn.
Sandy calls out Marcus for eating moldy bread that is over a month old. He either has super powers now, or he's not going to live to see tomorrow. Also, Marcus and his family ate their way through about a weeks worth of calories at Dave & Busters the other day. Plus, SpongeBob memes become a major issue on Second Date Update.
Powerful moment today when Marcus admitted to a secret he has been keeping for years, and how his wife called him out on it. Plus, new parents are in for 6 years of sleep loss, and a genius kid makes the ultimate case for no homework.
Marcus is taking advantage of his friend who is a plumber. Can't quite tell if he feels guilty about it or not. Also, one of the all time crunchiest Second Date Updates ever, and men are helping plan their own wedding more than ever now.
Gaga and Bradley's chemistry has Sandy losing sleep, but Marcus is seeing through the big act. Sandy was snowed in for her Sedona trip. Snow in the desert? Plus, Marcus took his family for their first Warriors game, and how do you feel about people taking advantage of the hotel buffet?
Sandy is trippin that she heard Disneyland is going to be closed on Feb 29th, 30th, and 31st. Wait, what? Hold on sec... Also, Marcus stalks Justin Timberlake, bingo night gets SAVAGE, and our handwriting might mean we are serial killers.
Do you wash your brand new clothes before you wear them? MAJOR hot debate on the show today. FYI, you might die if you don't. Also, we are going to start eating pizza for breakfast, and starting our workday at 10am. Plus, Sandy is speaking out after being fat shamed by corporate insurance overlords.
Traveling with a complete stranger? Nope! Oh, Lady Gaga just broke up? ...sweet our fantasy of her and Bradley Cooper is shaping up nicely. Also, what to do if your partner doesn't allow you to ever wear sweatpants. Plus, we are going to institute a 4 day work week, ok?
Marcus finally met his man crush in person! Totally fan girl'd out. Sandy got a DM yesterday and got embarrassed by social media two days in a row. Plus, Second Date Update and the attack of the long nails.
Sandy was a rebel with a cause at the furniture store this weekend even though the voice of her parents was in the back of her head. She also got a little too eager with the follow button on a hot Instagram guy. Plus, Marcus felt like Dad of the year again for 20 minutes, and don't ever, ever text me "OK".
Sandy is the master negotiator at her apartment. Marcus discusses his gas problem when he drinks beer. Plus, Jason doesn't understand why he can't double tap hot ladies on Instagram, and this weather might be the end of the world.
Happy V-Day! It's not Valentine's at Marcus' house though, it's Love Day, and his 4 year old is already ready for a boyfriend. Woah, wait a minute! Also, are you down to give your partner access to your phone.
Rain in the Bay again, and Marcus almost killed himself on the way to work. Plus, is breaking up via text OK? Marcus prides himself on being the guy that always broke up with you in person... he didn't do it well though. Also, we want a bromance with El Chapo.
Kids can be savage! Marcus was at a kids birthday party where the 4 year old's were ripping the magician to shreds. Plus, we find out about the "b**ch test" during Second Date Update, and your shoe can now yell at you for being fat.
Marcus' wife is not in to Valentines...at all. Sandy can't blame her. Do not buy Sandy those gas station flowers! Also, Bingo night got too turnt, Sandy hates it when you text her photos you just posted online, and someone stole Marcus' lunch even though he wrote his name on it?!
Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to get cozy on an airplane... it's disgusting. Also, we discuss the temptations to creep on someone you are interested in, the snowiest day in the Bay had us making ghetto snowmen, and Sandy embraces the power of NO.
Marcus was the favorite parent for about 5 seconds the other day... he'll take whatever win he can get. Also, could you date someone whose laugh sounded like a cross between a horse and hyena? Plus, what does being a workaholic really mean?
Day after the Super Bowl and boy was it BORING! Thanks god some nudity saved it just a little bit. Plus, Marcus is getting roasted for calling his wife, "The Wife". Is he a jerk? Does that make it sound like she's his property?
Dog walkers are more fit than any of us, but are cat walkers? Doomsday is almost here and Sandy will be living underground, Marcus is making men around the Bay Area better husbands, and your nude beach shenanigans are ruining the ecosystem.
Marcus makes a late night McDonalds run confession, and Sandy can't remember how old she is anymore. Is anyone else having that problem? Later, please STOP with begging for a photo credit, and Marcus remembers the time him and his friends annoyed the s**t out of Justin Timberlake.
Too many people in the country have terrible handwriting, and we are no exception. Marcus got ROASTED online today because of his chicken scratch. Plus, Sandy is obsessed with Married At First Sight and wants to hook up with the hot bearded jerk Luke. Later, Marcus makes plans to make plans to make plans.
Marcus' cute grandma called him last night to see if he was OK. She's concerned after seeing that #tbt video of him falling in front of his house. Plus, some double fisting of baked goods occurred yesterday at the company meeting, they do yoga in Kindergarten now, and Second Date Update gets stinky.
Sandy got a hot text over the weekend... find out what turns her on! Plus, Marcus keeps getting beat up by his daughter, and the keto diet is totally killing our buzz.
Sandy is hearing a little bit too much of her neighbors in the early morning hours. So nasty. Plus, being an Instagram model isn't all it's cracked up to be.
If you have a craving for bad food, just smell it for 2 minutes? Yea right! Marcus sent a text to the wrong person, but it wasn't a sext so he needs to get over it. Plus, Sandy is excited that someday she can tell people to not bring their kids to her wedding.
Marcus and Sandy discuss the joys and frustrations of spending time with your parents. Marcus' dad is sneaking bottles of alcohol into the house against doctors orders, and Sandy's parents are addicted to casinos. ...Sandy doesn't mind that too much though. Plus, we figured out a great way to cheat on your fitbit goals.
Sandy just heard her 20 year high school reunion is being planned, and she can't believe how fast time has gone. Didn't she just graduate? Should she go? Also, Marcus feels like less of a man cause he almost broke his legs the other day.
Sandy went full Silicon Valley this weekend hanging with the rich hot guys at her corporate gig. Marcus got yelled at by his daughter about his character voices during story time, and we get the recap on Jason's much stressed about baby birthday party. Plus, if you recline your seat on a flight, are you a total a-hole?
The shutdown is affecting families right here in the Bay Area, and we talked to one today. Plus, Sandy got a very TMI text from her pregnant friend, and Marcus is only pretending to be a man.
Tipping...how much is too much? What started as a simple topic on Facebook turned in to all out war, and some lady being called an ugly troll. Yikes! Also, we need to stop eating terrible...just for the next 2 months though. Plus, Marcus gets brutally (hilariously) roasted online.
Sandy is adulting hard these days and concerned she is boring, but it's actually totally awesome. Also, Marcus is maxed out on friends right now, it's not a waste of money to buy imperial rolls on Uber Eats, and Armageddon is coming via earthquakes and an atmospheric river!
Marcus really needs to shower everyday, cause he is stinkin up the studio! LOL. All we really want to do is get drunk and ride around Walmart on a scooter, and the snake comes out during Second Date Update.
Don't look at your phone, it's driving you crazy. Marcus shares an update on not being the favorite parent...his daughter did the cutest thing ever! Kid allowances are growing huge and making us jealous, and Sandy should become a huge SJ Sharks so she can bag a hot guy.
Eating a big ol chocolate bar could help that cough and we are all about that! Marcus is feeling empowered/lazy because of his malfunctioning FitBit, Jason is having a mental break down over his son's first birthday party, and some jerk stole his roomie's lottery ticket? Weak!
Marcus is calling it quits 10 days into dry January? What the heck man?! Also, Sandy is bummin on the closure of the nude restaurant, Marcus is PISSED about his celebrity doppelganger, and post break up vacas give us life.
Sandy is BACK from being out sick... she's drugged up, and ready for to go! Marcus got caught weighing himself naked last night, and is struggling with not being the favorite parent. Plus, the Bay Area collectively barfs over the Salinas doorbell licker.
Happy Birthday earth? What is wrong with some people? Also, Marcus got majorly owned by a sassy 10 year old, then he confesses to destroying a 7-11 Frito boat. ...the reason why will have you SHOOK.
Sandy's friend opened up to her about her pregnancy, but Sandy wasn't into all that... it was time to have fun, not talk about morning sickness. Plus Marcus vs the TSA, we are not into New Year's resolutions, and the cougars come out in second date update.
Back for 2019! Marcus needs a vacation from his vacation, and Sandy had a TIME in Austin. She had a few drinks and danced on top of the bay at Coyote Ugly. Get it girl!
Marcus' daughter is convinced Santa is a creeper, and she's not into him knowing when she's been naughty or nice. Plus, our Facebook page caused some major family drama yesterday, and we discuss why a Christmas marriage proposal is basic AF.
Wow, Marcus really admitted to THAT on the air today. Quite the regifting fail. Later we get a Sandy dream man update, and talk about the positive things we are proud of that we achieved in 2018.
The time of day that Marcus is most feelin it is 3pm. Take a nap, get busy, then make dinner... perfect day! Plus, Sandy isn't prepared for all these gift exchanges, and everyone discusses the joys of traveling alone.
...well maybe not waxed all over...just his back, but now he feels super sexy for his vacation in Hawaii. Sandy doesn't think waxing all three of his back hairs was necessary, but Marcus takes his grooming seriously, so it's waxing or nothing. Plus, everyone is stressed out by family Christmas cards. Stop being so perfect every other family out there!
Parents are tracking their teens with ankle monitors, but Marcus thinks that's a big fail. Sandy is freaking DONE being PC over holiday songs, and more and more people are leaving California for any other state.
Marcus' daughter once again savagely destroyed her father by basically calling him ugly. Plus, Sandy gets advice on how to confront the dude that rudely rejected her, and the most interesting man in the world is flirting AGAIN at the doctors office.
People had quite a bit to say about yesterday's show in which Marcus announced he was getting his wife a vacuum for Christmas. Plus, Marcus shares a scary situation that had him up most of last night. Plus, should Sandy take an exercise class from a hot guy that rejected her?
Sandy wants to attend the desert based UFO convention...she's a true believer! Plus, Marcus shares big news about his wife combining her birthday with Christmas, and already has the very odd gift request handled.
Sandy is just a little freaked out by ghost encounters caught on baby cams, so she didn't get a lot of sleep last night. We talk about setting your personal boundaries so people don't mess with you, how its illegal to airdrop that dirty photo to someone, and later Marcus basks in the glow of being the favorite on the show.
Happy Monday! Sandy is back from her big wiener dog meet up, and she can not EVEN right now. Plus, we hate daily gym selfies, and love this group of guys that placed Oreo's where the sun don't shine.
Marcus better not eat the last string cheese, cause there will be holy hell to pay in his house! Plus, do you stress over who you friend on Facebook?
Why the heck did we agree to a work gift exchange? We are already stressed! Plus, this sexy wedding photographer gets drunk and gets busy. That would never happen to Marcus though because he knows his two drink limit.
Marcus was just hanging out after work the other day when he got a random sexy boobs text message photo. He knows it's a scam but he's freaking out his bank account is already being drained. Plus, people are already burned out on the holidays... and are you down to charge people who come over for holiday dinner?
The holidays are for spending time with your family... it's great until they start saying horribly offensive things at the dinner table. Second Date Update Facebook photo drama, and listeners tell Sandy "YOLO", and she better get to texting!
Marcus was stoked to host his huge Thanksgiving, but then he clogged the sink and almost ruined everything. Plus, Sandy gets a huge update on the guy she's never met but has a huge crush on. Will they finally meet up and fall in love?
Getting ready for Thanksgiving! We are ready to eat and drink way too much. Marcus has finally gotten the scoop on a grocery store employee that works near him that Sandy has been crushing on. He just skipped town on a bicycle to find himself?
Marcus is going to make it rain with truffles at the Thanksgiving feast he is creating this week. Sandy is not impressed, as she keeps it simple with pretzels and peanut butter (??). Also, Second Date Update gets gassy.
It's Thanksgiving week and Marcus is crazy excited about cooking a huge dinner. Sandy is just looking forward to getting away from everyone and getting the heck out of town!
Marcus has his chef's coat on! He's cooking a Turkey at work, and he's freaking out about EVERYTHING. Later, the team gets scammed out of thousands of dollars, and Marcus is going to force his daughter to love him more.
Have you ever left an appliance, large or small, and freaked yourself the heck out? Plus, over 30 minutes of social media will ruin you, and then a wedding dress explodes and it feels great.
Marcus really wanted to eat healthy this holiday season, then the Colma Sizzler buffet happened. Woops! Plus, AI news anchors are here to start creeping us the heck out.
Thanksgiving is close and Marcus "drunk replied all" to a work email agreeing to cook a giant turkey for the entire company. Plus, Sandy is all about getting far away from Black Friday, but Marcus is ready to throw down for a deal on a new TV.
Sandy crushed her maid of honor speech! Marcus on the other hand, was a total embarrassment at the wedding he attended this past weekend. Jeans? Really?
Sandy's (maid of honor) wedding day is finally here! She's nervous, but we talked to you about your last minute suggestions today. Wish her luck! Marcus had an amazing Dad moment yesterday which was super duper cute. Plus, how young is too young to drink coffee everyday?
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