Jivanka's ASMR: Recent Episodes
ASMR 424
ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, with news of the day.
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ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep with discussions of what's happening in the world. Today we discuss fallout from some of the revelations (allegations) in Woodward's latest book.
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Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424, will put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, as he inoculates you against Chinese Antifa influencers Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House.
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Jivanka's ASMR Guru will put you into the deepest, bestest night sleep of your life while expounding on the rebranding of Pepe the Frog and the Rose Garden.
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Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to bed covering the news of they day. Today's it's the fake news surrounding our great President and the President of tennis too.
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Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep while discussing the biggest stories of the week as you can tell by the title of the episode. And of course the daily poem.
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It's all going down. The Antifa shadow king and his disciple Sleepy Antifa Joe are using their secret weapons to bring a scorched earth policy to this great land. Don't let them. Vote 2x. (If Republican.) Once by mail and then again in person. (If Republican)
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Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep with a tale as old as time. Trump brings peace to Wisconsin while Sleepy Antifa Joe sows chaos wherever he goes.
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You missed me. I know you have. You haven't been sleeping well. The summer is over and it's time to get back to building those good strong sleep habits. I introduce a new segment today which I call, "poetry."
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MAGA ASMR! President Trump's ASMR Guru puts him to sleep and you too.
Today we discuss:
- Let the Genius Flow: Disinfectant and Light on the Inside
- The Buzz Cut is back
- Georgia Amateur Bowling Update
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ASMR 424 puts you to sleep with the dulcet tones of his voice as he puts Jivanka to sleep from his bedside cage.
Today we discuss:
- Cage Origins
- Happy Birthday YouTube
- Mikey Caputo recommends a delicacy
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MAGA ASMR is here to put you to bed! I'm President Trump's ASMR Guru and I'm recording my thoughts so that you can go to bed listening to the same information that puts him to sleep. Today we talk about:
- Nerds love testing
- Kim Jong Un is dead
- Bowling is back in the great state of Georgia
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ASMR 424 puts Jivanka to bed with unedited thoughts about the world. Today we discuss:
- Protests against the democrats to take back America
- All Americans are getting rich barrel
- The Last Dance: The mid 90s were great but today is better
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The MAGA ASMR guru has taken over for ASMR 424. He is too liberal and we'll now share responsibilities to provide a balanced view of world events while putting you, Jivanka and President Trump to sleep.
Today we talk about:
- What does Presidential ultimate power look like?
- China keeps lying
- 22 million unemployed
- Wisconsin Election Results
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Jivanka's ASMR Guru is back from Wuhan. I beat the Coronavirus and I'm hear to put you to sleep.
Today we discuss:
- where I've been
- declining pollution is a bad thing
- what countries are getting false praise
- the death of education
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Why do people hate Sharpies and clowns and why that should all change!
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I don't need to live in a cage all the time and is Greenland all that nasty?
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I'm a huge supporter of the wall. (Yes that wall, but keep reading and listening.) Let me offer an alternative that should please both conservatives and liberals alike.
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I don't know about your summer, but mine was rough!
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School is out for the summer and you know what that means... No more buses...
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We're in the middle of a tariff war with China. What can you do to help win that war? Fall asleep as I share what I'm doing.
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Samsung recently had a failure. But Samsung, don't give up! The future reminds me of the past and the past was good!
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Better late than never! Fall asleep to my complicated history with golf, Tiger's complicated history with life and his historic win.
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Hearing her newest single re-opened some old wounds.
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Is Avenger's Endgame as powerful as Schindler's list?
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I share some new experiences with thread count. Thank you to Scott, TJ Maxx and Dori's sheets! Pleasant sleeping.
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Have you ever wondered what the appropriate way to experience a zoo is? Well wonder no more. Here it is! Sleep well.
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The first, ever ASMR 424 podcast. The official ASMR Guru for Jivanka now shares his talents with the world and gets you the best sleep of your life!
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