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Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) and Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) see the world through aunt-colored glasses. And if you don’t know what that means, Mags and Pat will talk at you until you get it. From dismantling the “fun uncle” narrative, to current events and how they pertain to aunts, to debating whether Marshall’s or Kohl’s is the superior place to buy decent luggage, you’ll gain deeper insight and appreciation for the aunts in your life. Probably. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-babymakers/support
Pat and Mags sit a spell with Uncle Lowis and the chat that follows involves elbows in ears, the Kennedy curse, crotch crabs, a mess of papasan chairs, the porn chimney, a red river rivalry, steak fried steak, take a scooter, yardbirds, genderalizing, and hot hamburgers.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Lowis - David Lee Hess
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags go full Haskell and Qbert this week to talk summer movies, which includes: What Year Is It? aunt island, Jon Arbuckle, Festerosa, a Ziggy movie, what's a date?, submarine levers, it buttons at the bosoms pull, the one eyed onion, relitigating the moon, the twisters are back, Colleen Bissell and Menace Spade. TW: Diane Keating's summer staples
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags (role) play with Uncle Mikey and we talk faceshaming, smurfs and then avatars, knowing the toilet will go off, Newhart, keeping people out of the jacuzzi, when you're air, and butt energy. TW: small businesses without natural light
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Mikey - Kevin Sciretta
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags circle up with Aunt Gail this week and we cover summer detention, a hairy esophagus, tequila rose, agug or agag, dick on down the road, Catherine O'Perry, JO bros, and Bob Euchre. TW: taking Inception
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Gail - Margaret Edwartowski
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week Pat and Mags catch up and talk turns to mammagrammas, stomping grapes, crown moulding school, Jack Nicklaus' film 'Birds', the nuts aren't your milk, Karen O'Brien, licking pennies like the Irish, Jamie Drench, flashing underbra, and a snuff idea. TW: stomping grapes
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Aunt Robin
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Cramblin - Geoff Dow
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags' bag this week is femail and talk turns to The Non-Vocal Majority, Marvelous Franks, Sherlock Browns mind library, the whereabouts of Kato Kaelin, hot fruit soup and hot short injections. TW: Rick left H & Her Block
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Aunt Robin
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Do Pat and Mags land the plane? We'll see!
TW: A divisive jacket.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Special Guest: Chelsea Perrotty Talbot
Special Guest: Charlie McCrackin
Special Call-in Guest: Joann Maletic
Special Call-in Guest: Tina Quercioli
Special Dog: Scoops McCrackin
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags continue to watch and discuss the 96th annual Academy Awards having seen almost none of the movies.
TW: A magical trip to the bathroom.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Special Guest: Chelsea Perrotty Talbot
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags watch and discuss the 96th annual Academy Awards having seen almost none of the movies.
TW: A magical trip to the bathroom.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags dream a little dream this week as they talk about nearly everything, and certainly whatever pops into their minds at any given moment. Get your colonoscopy and ask your doctors about perimenopause. TW: butt stuff.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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B'day from Pat and Mags! This week we chat wiping, old white man skeleton face, Benny Loggins, Candyass, This Here's Me, Stefani Schaefer of Fox 8 News, and front butt/back butt.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags feel a true sense of community with Auntie Em (Emma Pope) as they tackle everything from cars for junk, putting in a skylight so loved ones can watch over you, Fluffy Iglesias, Streampunk, getting out ahead of it, Dulles, insulting comics and much, much more.
TW: Ra.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Auntie Em - Emma Pope
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags use their full throats this week to talk Blanket, heterophobia, haunted church hallways, NeighborsDoor, Scream 4, donating period blood, lap and butt dances, The Exortits, and the great Calgon/Prego debate. TW: the gas man
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Pat and Mags ham (and turkey) it up with Auntie Sunny this week as they discuss questions nobody's ever asked before, Droopy Dogging, is Porky Pig okay anymore?, softening your noodle, your sexuality as it pertains to Saltburn, and a different kind of chainmail.
TW: Runners.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Auntie Sunny - Holly Laurent
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Charlie this week and topics include: being down with HPV, Duckunt, patriotic animals, 95 chicken littles, uncling oneself, the Panamanian postal service, and oh-way-sigh. TW: distracted driving.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Charlie Seaver - Bill Arnett
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags ring in the new year with talk of another Snape hunt, new love languages, giving seniors less information, holding your water, illegal turtles, Auntie Bags, and turning into John Popper.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Merry Christmas! Auntie Mags reads an old classic while Aunt Pat's asleep next to an unlit fire.
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Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Margie Minnows - Erin Keif
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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It's all gravy with Pat and Mags this week when Aunt Mo joins to talk mall jail, being joepiscopalian, borons, Yelping across Bethlehem, widdle babies, the Jacksonville Junkpile, short serfs, Tom Celica, tenured kids on the block, gazebos, leather legal guardians, and the ox and lamb. TW: further antagonizing flight attendants
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Mo - Molly Lewis
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags fly the plane themselves this week, and emphatically talk about everything and nothing. TW: The toilet room
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags do their best to provide full-bodied guidance to Uncle Brendy (Brendan Fitzgibbons) this week as they discuss East Dundee, IL, thoughtful gift-giving, an all neck playlist, credit card swipes, and almost too much more. TW: another intervention kinda?
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Brendy - Brendan Fitzgibbons
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags get raw dogged by Uncle Alfie this week and our discussion includes a stray Tarantino, Al Pacino but smaller, underwear broccoli, Mo(town) problems, Indiana Jones: the Podcast, Rules of Four, Frankenstein's monster, and laser zappa. TW: another intervention
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Alfie - Chris Candy
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags end up offsides with Lizzy this week and our convo includes being being wheelbarrowed by Jesus, how am I on death row, anger smelling, hulking, what are you feeding your PitBull, unfinished spreadsheets, soccer b*tch, and being age blind. TW: plain violence
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Lizzy - Megan Grano
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Please excuse the commercial nature of this episode as Pat workshops her sound effects album.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Trish swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags get some 'splaining from Uncle Roger this week which includes animated documentaries, Verner's Hairsmog, MILF corn, the goiter act, aging like gas station wine, writing in Stillvester Stabone, hitting the brown note, and a baja blast cleanse. TW: The General is a chad
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Roger - Luke Null
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags love to share their voicemails with the Aunt Colony, so that everyone gets a taste of this ironclad friendship. TW: Bulk Hogan
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags sound(s) off this week about all manner of things including dogs voices changing, mom and pop dental dams, accidental performance art, Phil the Hero, turning into an abacus, ishing someone will, Turd Pooz, and Dave Foley artist. TW: Blucifer
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags (and their two full body puppeteers Colleen and Dana) finish reminiscing about how great they are, and how especially great their friends, family, and guests are in part two of a now-beloved retrospective of this very podcast. TW: Friendship and mutual respect of peers.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Outro - Gianna Rose
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Take an amble down memory lane as Pat and Mags and two other broads revisit some of their favorite episodes!
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This week Aunt Pat and Auntie Mags go from hole to hole with Uncle Nigel and we discuss priceline.net, sweeping the bones, the birthplace of syphilis, Richard Wolf, Cody/Coty/Cody99, the internet truth squad, Paddington 4, and Benny Hillsong. TW: Internet people, again
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Nigel - Greg Hess
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cay - Kate James
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags manifest-o a new episode with Uncle Ted Kaczynski (No Relation) and we talk an 80s business boy, god juju, stranger butts, accidental Yelps, fingers too short for a firearm, BBMd, Elkhorn, the Arby's pimp, mouth numbers, and a bucket of silly parts. TW: men who write
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Ted - Dan White
Theme Song - The Qs
Editor - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Aunt Wendy bobs and weaves with Pat and Mags this week, as they chat about The Amazing Race, problematic moles, adult Legos, The Denver Murder Horse, emotional involuntary flailing, Prime Suspect, Fran Drescher, all the forklifts, Hermit Crabs, and so much more. TW: Tit Skin
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Wendy - Katy Colloton
And Introducing Miss Hazel as Bob
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Editor - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Uncle Tayo enters the chat with Pat and Mags this week, and we kick it off with some talk of fungus, chat rooms, Gordon Shumway, DDS, the 43rd president, The Hot Tamale Train, the joys of traffic, arm covers for couches, and so much more. TW: Mens Soccer?
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Tayo - Nnamdi Ngwe
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Editor - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Uncle Donnie joins Pat and Mags this week and we ponder In House IT: My 2 Aunts, salthounds, Max Bedroom, emotional dogs, big awning, the customer is sometimes ignorant, hard wine, tapping it, the math these days, where are the california raisins now, Guillaume, and the mens room in your home TW: scrum
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Donnie - Peter Gwinn
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Colleen Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Pat and Mags jam with Aunt Josephine this week and talk prescription crocs, KT lang tape, the taste of tar, invisible fence for women of a certain age, no women at the bottom of the ocean, dating dolphins, phish fry, george clinton's bathroom, cosigning Cleetus, gas powered scooters, facebook inc, the tinder grinder, lots of text on your driver's license, milking nuts, fryers that use air, toilet meatball, deflating fruit, iPhone 3, don't get tied down by no dusty man, more circulating, more percolating TW: divorcing dairy
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Josephine - Shannon Joy Rodgers
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Colleen Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Pat and Mags clown around with Uncle Fred this week, and they really strike a cord(uroy) when they talk about Taylor Swift, one terrible gig, Harry Buffalos, car drapes, anemic shirts, massaging your kale, hearses for tall people, how bad Ricky Schroeder is now, and so much more. TW: Bed wear.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Fred - Chris Bohan
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Editor - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Pat and Mags get up close and personal with Aunt Tina this week and talk questionable terrariums, improper fraction legs, local library pizza, good with c(h)ords, magic on your permanent record, and swamps back and front. TW: Seabiscuit
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Tina - Brooke Breit
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Colleen Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Pat and Mags lean into friendship this week with Uncle Chip and we discuss longhand cover letters, Lightning the Queen, real snake/robot snake, new soup warmers, Billy Joel Osment, a dead baboon wife, eye patches and oven mitts, and when your dog gets the same glasses. TW: the possibility of receiving a murdered persons organs
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Chip - Steve Waltien
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Editor - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Pat and Mags mind meld with Punkle Jukebox this week, as they discuss such riveting topics as Tuesday Morning, out-cooking a cult, cheeses freaks, a fondue situation, the biggest chocolate fountain, the other Subway pervert, and bringing things through the back door. TW: Derek.
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We'd like to send a special congratulations to the Chardon High School Class of 2023, especially Josephine Grace! None of these kids will ever listen to this podcast, but they're going to get old someday and maybe then they'll hear it. Congrats, Josie, we love you so much!
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Punkle Jukebox - Jake Noll
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Outro - Dana Quercioli
Editor - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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What's an aunt? Why's an aunt? What? If you've ever asked yourself these questions and also if you haven't, this is the improvised podcast for you. Your hosts Pat and Mags talk all things aunt, occasionally uncle, and surprisingly often erotica on this weekly show. Their guests have included folks from SNL, My Neighbors are Dead, Ghosts, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Hello from the Magic Tavern and more from all over this middling land of ours.
So, lend them your ears every Sunday and you just might learn a little something. Or forget a bunch of stuff, who knows?
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Pat and Mags have big sleepover energy again in this laugh-filled attempt at advertising. If you like to hear your aunts laugh with each other, this Bud's for you.
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Pat and Mags go whole hog this week talkin' Brian, the quads on Di, thinking of an Arby's, the lyrics to ER, tailpipe genitalia, big breakfasts and shoe polish, and MOMS. Help us get to 100! Subscribe rate and review; this Gold Bond doesn't pay for itself!
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson) into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Toots - Rebecca Hanson
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags pretty much raw dog their conversation with Aunt Marisol and talk turns to not opening the mail, medically accurate lamps, dreamsicles, sudden onset osteoporosis, new Hyman, the Dolly's mama, jerk babies, man coming, speeddating dogs, and fuzzins. TW: your ex-husband's catalogs
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Marisol - Marla Caceres
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Bing! Pat and Mags crash right into conversation with Uncle Cramblin this week, as they discuss the mind's ear, The Ladder, an amazing flesh sack, negging your car, Chili's Slamz, REALLY GOOD 3 ON 3 BASKETBALL, how movement is medicine, a mustard heiress, tiptoeing into the future, circle states, and honestly so much more. TW: Inverted Scrotums.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Cramblin - Geoff Dow
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags link up with Uncle Bunny this week and our talk turns to a pack of dillos, Ronperation Desert Shield, Co Will, throwing bikes, the magical guest experience, wrangling poon, landing on your mons pubis, ska night at the tramp park, and the reverse piggy bank. TW: Laverne
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Bunny - Barry HIte
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags test the boundless patience of wise Aunt Linda as they talk movies, movies, movies, spoiling but not ruining, Ron's cruel games, Oreo fairs, the shape of England, award-winning beauty, knowing when to get in line, chaos theory, and what's wrong with Mags. TW: The stupidity of Man.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Linda - Linda Orr
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags have their knockers stumped by Uncle Edward this week when they explore gargantuan cysts, presidential deep knee bends, Uncle Queef, never changing course on a horse, an avocado on cocaine, somehow worse dog burials, 3 jetskis, companion dolls, and quatruplets. TW: 50-60 magicians
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Edward - Doug Sarine
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Cathy joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags tie one on with Uncle Turtle this week and converse all things seasonal Malaysia, baldasia, three perfect strangers, swatting a cameo, changes in platitudes, involuntary jazz, fight and flight, and trappin' tuna. TW: pontoon culture
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Turtle - Tim Lyons
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Uncle Dale finds time between gigs for a chat with Mags and Pat and we break down Willy Loman's shorts, Skid Row fan clubs, Florida rooms, and the siren song of four wheeling.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dale - Adam Peacock
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags put some English on it this week with Uncle Feffrey and the chat includes Aryan Grande, 3.5 Christmases, chimney beans, us people, babe in the waiting room, Plum's hamster, tubthumping, what time it is there, a far away Olive Garden, and unknowable British towns. TW: the general public
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Feffrey - Jef Taylor
Outro - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week Pat and Mags are big fans of Uncle Van and we explore the straightest thing about us, getting auntsy, sweaty bangs, being meatballs adjacent, a child's war, when you're too tall for Costco rules to apply, and The Old Rush. TW: let's go!
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Van - Andy St. Clair
Outro - Colleen Doyle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags run aground this week with VacatiAunt Margie, as they cruise through conversations about prison pen palls, girls trips with Murray, llama farms, crematoriums, using points for dreams, if your sauce is too sweet, shrimp, more shrimp, not enough shrimp, and which colors don't run. TW: the fate of many a llama.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Margie Minnows - Erin Keif
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags really clamp down on the semi-hard truth this week with tittilating guest Aunt Bea, as they discuss Big Bang Theory, Carolina Creepers, a human Puppy Bowl, Lady Daddies, and Brass Buddha Frogs. TW: Penis hammocks and ball trays.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Bea - Ryan Asher
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags leave nothing behind with Uncle Joe Don this week when they talk sad facts, -philes, Hot Dog on a Hot Dog Stick, Meet the Fabelmans, the mall ER, incel-in, things misremembered, marrying your RA, and a letter from a Canadaunt. TW: working retail
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Joe Don - John Hartman
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags dive deep into their phones this week and messages include ass dialing, the Beverly Hillbillies, gas induced shoplifting, the Richard Brimley cruise, and as always who's dead.
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This week Pat and Mags remember 2022 and resolve to intend to do things. Topics include: aunt colony!, Kront, listening to a mirror, cults where you have to wear different things, well she or won't she, Dr. Fuckerberg and a snail millionaire. TW: a list of people who are dead
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week we drink the Kool-Aid with Aunt Fanny and Uncle Morey and reminisce about Aspercreme, make peace with being illegally blind, and discuss the patriotism of unwanted public art.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Fanny - Rebecca Sohn
Uncle Morey - Rich Sohn
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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This week, Pat and Mags have an affirmation celebration with Aunt Rita as they discuss "why?", A Thousand Tuesdays With Morrie, Betty Crooker, Adverbs, both types of Clam Chowder, and what are the things. TW: Layaway
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Rita - Karen Graci
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags have a hard time hearing what they're hearing this week with Uncle Benny as they ponder our grandmother, Mr. Derek, trash cans of possibilities, iguanas in heat, when you're the Jackée, dragging a kite along the ground, Credit Mama, flammable looking women, and lip licks. TW: being a warning
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Benny - Brandon Sornberger
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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The third time's the charm this week with Aunt Cee Cee and Uncle Thad. We examine honey dong lists, real estate novelists, and what's greek to whom. TW: May-August romances where the man is once again the August and poems.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cee Cee - Carla Cackowski
Uncle Thad - Craig Cackowski
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are running down a dream with Uncle Ricky this week, as they discuss the Helen Keller's political leanings, which Sully really is the miracle worker, building guitars from scratch, pencil-thin pubescent mustaches, walking and/or running on clouds, and really good business cards. TW: Marathon running for your one true love.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Ricky - Joe Kovach
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags get down to the hard truth with Aunt Molly, as they discuss the opposite of phallic, the pure and missed potential of both polling places and voting itself, the pitfalls of being honest while dating, and whether electric guitars lose value immediately. TW: edible underwears
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Molly - Mo Welch
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags elect to duet this week and talk UTIs, preaching to hopefully the choir, eating your way out, the New York Yankers, snakes and barf, chastity belts for the middle aged, learning what zippers are, romancing the holes, Oprah's bad picker, and walbrosia salad. TW: by complete accident referring to this country as "once great"
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags shoot the breeze with Aunt Chrystle this week and we cover when you're named for a paddle, Jerry, cramming ballots, Elvis at Jurassic Park, Santa Christ, ballssome, SacScent, in Russia food cooks you, when you don't serve ribs, and promo code: FALL23.
TW: being talked into The Mentalist
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Chrystle - Marina Mastros
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags get intimate with Aunt Ovila this week and get to talking mostly minora, the town blimp, burning scooters, looking 7 months younger, holding your cans, more boundaries than holes, the perfect turtleneck for sex, and a rotisserie funeral. TW: glass bottom coffins
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Ovila - Sherra Lasley
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week Pat and Mags go raw and gently address submerged corpses, the Peach Snake State, expanding pancakes, and passive aggressive advertising.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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It feels like Spring Break this week when Aunt Joe visits the podcast. The three of us get into exorcising angry tweens, thinking inside the box, baby birding your medications, and how to wipe.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Joe Da Hoe - Cecily Strong
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli (Deb Duncan, usually)
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags (role) play with Uncle Mikey and we talk faceshaming, smurfs and then avatars, knowing the toilet will go off, Newhart, keeping people out of the jacuzzi, when you're air, and butt energy. TW: small businesses without natural light
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Mikey - Kevin Sciretta
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags really get up-front and personal with Uncle Bill and talk turns to cross-eyed hair, upside down weed-whackers, knowing when the talking is over, a bunch of turtles, kissing snakes, and the toes you have left. TW: Buckets
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Bill - Quintin Hicks
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Aunt Greenie (Kily Fitzgerald of Improv Asylum and The Second City) is our guest this week and we tackle Camelot lost, babies aunting babies, and who exactly is Danny Devito? TW: the contents of nuggets.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Greenie - Kiley Fitzgerald
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags have hooked a live one this week when they're joined by Patron Saint and Poet Laureate of this very podcast, Carol Doyle. TW: Aunt attitudes
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Carol Doyle - Carol Doyle
Outro - Tina Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags march the ball down the field with Uncle Bucko, as they discuss extremely high deductibles, Multilevel Marketing, being homeschooled, kids in cars, shots for dogs, Easter traditions, NANTUCKET across the back, and how the skies change. TW: Public Transportation.
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Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Bucko - Andrew Knox
Outro - Nicky Toth
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Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags have fellowship with Aunt May this week and our talk spans Dwight Yoakurt, when God is the ham, Beyond Jesus, weekly calls to the FBI, institutional incense, oontsy foontsy, a sixth sense for toes, turnstiles, and Sinbad at orientation. TW: porta-pottie promises
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt May - Eva Lewis
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week, Pat and Mags bend over and take a good hard look with Uncle Wally, and our chat includes going through the looking glass, tuk tuks, Sex Packets, whether or not the Hamburglar was the hot one, yams of sorts, and literally everything else. TW: Liquid Death.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Wally - Zach Thompson
Outro - Deb Duncan
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Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Marge and our chat includes a chair you can't imagine, Bumper Stumpers, Imposter Syndrome, a Napoleon Dynamite Complex and the N-O word. TW: Mom Blogs?
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Marge - Deena Nyer Mendlowitz
Outro - Deb Duncan
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Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat, Mags and Eileen go through some scenarios this week that include everything Cricket, being in the mids, haulin' oats, thoughtstarters, the law offices of Peepee Poopoo Caca, Don Choco's Living Wake, wine humor, and greetings from this broken link. TW: Bono/Bono
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Eileen - Sue Salvi
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags smell what Kitty Kat and Birdie are selling this week and our chat includes the bee B story, Footsie, new coffin smell, #alsome, rock soap, Richard Gere impersonators, 2 Rues, medical estate sales and inching towards the pole. TW: something about nomads?
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Birdie - Sophie Delaney
Aunt Kitty Kat - Jess Uhler
Outro - Deb Duncan
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Mauntra - Carol Doyle
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Mags and Pat share visions with Cousin this week and we philosophize about where the cans go, stay-at-home criminals, Shriners, and dating your pets in the afterlife.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Cousin - E.R. Fightmaster
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Pat and Mags leave no chops unbusted this week with Uncle Richie as we tackle a bird named Snoopy, Butthole Beach, getting fully cocked, hollowed out Celicas, the Richieolympics, 22 & 1/2 1 liters, making your doctor look bad, and the mouth Hulk. TW: ass threats
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Richie - Will Hines
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are all on their lonesome this week and ground covered includes: a crying stall, Shark Cuban, Bryan Goosling, there better be Skipper, calling Safe Auto, when your bathroom tells a story, a stranger leaves town, and there's no wrong way to be a perse's.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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The committee of Pat, Mags and Uncle Melvin convened this week and on the agenda: two empty fanny packs, obits/hot or not, unopened blu-ray players, two sidekicks, loopholes, a whole rockin' bod up on the world, and remember Nell(y). TW: people with luck
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Melvin - Macklen Makhloghi
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dan - Matt Young
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags don't butt heads with Uncle Beanie this week over Top Gun: Colon Maverick, the Mr. Bean scam, A Thousand Wolves Inside One Man, short girl summer, nocturnal headgear, hiding the caribou, Two Johnny Paychecks, double pee, trippin' on hiawatha, being a survuncle, how to do it with a stick and owls that can't leave the state.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Beanie - Mike Geraghty
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are in the presence of greatness this week with real-life niece extraordinaire, Josie. They learn all kinds of things and enjoy the presence of youth. Topics include: Snapping with boys, trying hard, more purses, the injustice of Justice, drinking and drying, and Cancun. TW: Broadway at the Beach
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Josie - Josie LoCoco
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags conspire with Aunt Viv this week to get to the bottom of gingham style, rewatching OJ, assking/ass king, general studies, dachsunding someone, the vulva of the venom diagram, weather diaries, putting your purse together, being, willfully mute, and a Valifesto. TW: doing your own research
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Viv - Nancy Friedrich
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Aunt Denandra - Ever Mainard
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags chatter away as a duet this week and inevitably talk turns to the decaying process, a shark's banana, Dorothy Hamill, a blowpoke and eyebrows, life's great america, gofundshe, weaponizing teens, stern pudding, Vegas ringworm, Subaru murders, an anus person and Lumford Bromley. TW: just two women talking candidly
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags corral this week's chat with Aunt Mickey and the result is long teeth, bone phones, when you have a craps face, the peak, it's down and/or uphill, crosswords of regrets, having a gooditude, eyeaerobics, and nothing deeper than the peeper. TW: Orlando
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Mickey - Andel Sudik
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags shoot the drupes with Uncle Jack this week and we cover all the low-hanging fruit including: a meet Cutie, mostly decapitated, an open blouse casket, when your wig falls off, plantainsplaining, going viral against your will, when the swamp will take your body, and melon checkers. TW: flash mobs
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Jack - Zach Huddleston
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Ruby blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk one-way cruising, budding, tiny mouths, the dressing-down of bullies, Overstock Syndrome, being made of one tube, soups, and absolutely shredding. TW: Bosoms
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Ruby - Shelly Gossman
Outro - Debra Duncan
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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This week, the most empathetic Uncle Bill joins Pat and Mags as they talk about emotional borders, Howard the Duck, belabored un-penetration, Madge and also soaking in it, a seeds capsule, getting to the point, handing it to someone, putting your finger on it, kids with shop vacs, counting to two, and much more.
TW: Corkscrew penises
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Bill - Bill Cochran
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Special Guest Josie LoCoco
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags go ape this week with their dear friend Auntie Bets, as they talk about amateur anthropology, saying gay as much as they want, finding power in perimenopause, ovaries being ejected, the miracle of ten key data entry, the dumbest thing in gym class, and what exactly is a penis' favorite moment.
TW: Shoney's
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Auntie Bets - Ali Davis
Outro - Dana Quercioli
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags have a big conversation and lots to talk about with Uncle Dennis this week and we touch on being happy for Christ, world building, Sodom and Gargamel, ranking the flat earth books, when the power of the dragon flows through your veins, Dr. Jones, the tickle wagon and mental goiters.
TW: Capodimonte
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dennis - George C. Owens
Outro - Debra Duncan
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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The train is pulling into the station as Sweet Vuncle Rusty uh... charms Pat and Mags with a delightful and educational conversation about driving the Appalachian, the Phantom of the Pumpkin Days, witch woods, haunted doll country, snape hunts, and problematic county names.
TW: Tantric Taz
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Rusty - Ross Bryant
Outro - Debra Duncan
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Mostly Colleen, but some Dana. What a team!
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Aunt Chia wows Pat and Mags as they discuss the importance of international healthcare, the unknowable true age of cats, leggings under jeans, the expensive kind of label-maker, losing value by takin' 'er off the lot, thick seams, and HeyYous.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Chia - Ana Silva
Outro - Debra Duncan
Theme Song - The Qs
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Aunt Santina blesses Pat and Mags with her presence this week and we talk strange babies, getting funged, a lot of rattan, Frauda and Fauxch, gastroenterologist Joe, secrets whispered into butts, double penne alla vodka, cleaning the organ and deadbeat mountaineers. TW: Phantom
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Santina - Rachael Mason
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat is missing Mags this week, but fortunately she gets to gab with Taz and Paddy about Business Inside Her, Estonian brow ridges, recent cave dwellers, an athletic wedge, the classic Hollywood hurry up and walk, feeling chaka khan, surprise testicle and Dame Helen Mirren's raccoon hand. TW: fart burps
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Taz - Taryn Leggett
Uncle Paddy - Julian Goza
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: leveling the playing field
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week, Pat and Mags get down to brass tax with Aunt Rivkah, (Rebecca Krasny) as they discuss indoor squirrels, bidet infidelity, covering someone's ass, being treated like an incompetent babychildman, putting the boy in the plastic bubble and the balls in the iron mask, Jefferson Spacecraft, and what's the right amount of lewd. TW: Exotic Fish, and long balls.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Rivkah - Rebecca Krasny
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Outro - Special Guest Auntie Honey (Angie Wheeler)
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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This week, Pat and Mags tackle football, 30% Nostalgia, Dick Slimmons, three syllable frogs, losing the thread, Liz Claiborne, Kryptonite Currency, Matt Demon, and circle getting the square. TW: The way things used to go down during Mad Mens.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags catch up with Aunt Cricket this week and we get into those who'd never s'more'd before, keeping aunts off horses, fan-of-the-month clubs, the helicopter from Twins, smelling a truck driver's daughter, dating the haunted, ALF Hitler, and my sister's lizard. TW: the out-of-doors
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cricket - Alex Bellisle
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags welcome Aunt Joy to the podcast this week and our chat involves chee chee beans, fry-yi-yi-yi, getting juiced, Aunt Mommy, not the John Grisham you're thinking of, grapevine-ing on your own, Chris Christie novels, where snakes aren't, furniture for single women, jostling the bean, and the fat part of the stick. TW: relying on the faceblindness of children
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Joy - Blythe Haaga
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags chit chat with Aunt Joan this week and topics include: carb adjacent, Christmas villages, the credit score of folklore, type 5 diabetes, a Libra's misfortune, cruise rules, a little Otto man, 21 Hump Street, 411-DOCTORS, and The General. TW: PThroatSD
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Joan - Sarah Dell'Amico
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Trip this week and we break down beefing powder, vitamin bins, circle JAGs, mouse kisses, St. Johns Bay, squattomans, jizztellers, getting pooned, rubbage, and dying in 3/4 time. TW: bad news from an Elvis
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Trip - Richie Moriarty
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Vern visits with Pat and Mags this week and our talk includes abductees sweatshirts, human beans, excluded by Mennonites, landing the plane, extremely candid baby photos, birds wearing ponchos, going to the ground, and 38 flavors. TW: waiting tables
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Vern - Lauren Dowden
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags ring in 2022 with a year in review and resolutions that touch on the Willenium, the genes on your noodle, getting XMen'd, going clear, cash or credit, nipples to toes, DMX/BMX, dick slaps, Beastmaster, cruising with dialects, and leaving a sandwich by the door. TW: 2021
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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This week, Pat and Mags talk about wall scones, big door knockers, and the right kind of couples' massages with Uncle Marv, who really works hard for his money. TW: Ronnie and Bonnie
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Marv -Tim Baltz
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags have a collegial conversation this week with Uncle Herc and we chat donkey cheese, Dracula's hometown, Bud Light Empathy, the world of macadamia, migraines from listening, Spartacus the lizard, women's prison slant rhymes, sniff films, water polo horses, uncling heights, and The Put Down Artist. TW: dice in a bag
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Herc - Darius De La Cruz
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week Pat and Mags help you navigate the best gifts for your aunt and we meander into naval epithets, compliments hurled from cars, where do hamsters come from?, nude pens, sleds for a*holes, the girl JAG, your aunt's glue gun, aspirational wreaths, and responsible tits. TW: people noticing you at the gym
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags head in mostly the same direction with Uncle Kiko this week and the discussion includes pilgrims, CK One, Amber alerts, Stockard Channing syndrome, WDDW, GILFB's, jazzed up obituaries, basting corpses, beaver fever, farm Jesus, and doppelgongers. TW: Kid Rock
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Kiko - Nico Carter
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags go in circles this week with Uncle Aunt Denandra when we talk paying for the sizzle, when your shirt says "this is medical", travel plaza poets, reclaimed linoleum, pina la quintas, romancing the bean, a one bush sleeper cell, Auto Dater, raccoons in a haypatch, gettin' there better, and medium credit scores. TW: home remedies that don't
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Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Aunt Denandra - Ever Mainard
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Auntie Viola joins Pat and Mags this week and we Chiefly talk Kohl's Kash, diabetic frenzies, real dickheads, diving into woodchippers, feeling clitorish, waking up in a tracksuit, wild sniffers, and Jennifur the Christmas tree. TW: the state of retail in America
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Auntie Viola - Susan Messing
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags talk ifs, ands, and mostly butts this week with Uncle Davey and we cover when you're on top of the (garbage) heap, Splash Mountain and Ponderosa, interrupting interventions, getting Squiggy with it, Canada take me away, the last night at Chi-Chi's, and cautionary uncles. TW: more Florida
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Davey - David Calderon
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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We deliberate with Aunt Tee Tee this week and talk turns to spores begetting birthers, asymmetrical faces, emotional support jurors, beating off at the Rainforest Cafe, when your jumani tingles, the films of Linus Nielsen, and when you haunt the ghosts. TW: the Jeffrey murders
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Tee Tee - Traycie McBee
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags don't draw a blank this week with Uncle Mike and their chat includes men named Chucky, the waterglades, blow bleep jobs, a Black Friday death rattle, toilet snakes, downstairs noogies, paying with your face, Oprah's personal Jesus, and involuntary manslaughter. TW: Florida
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Mike - Mike Aviles
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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It's a classic three way when Aunt Jocee visits Pat and Mags this week and talk turns to bailiff-centered programming, vaginal mesh, doggy bags, Stouffers refugees, Chef Boyardee's coke-stache, catfishing for good, freezer cakes for strangers, the karaoke version of the Cupid Shuffle, and a couple pumps. TW: sodium
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Jocee - Jo Scott
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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We get silly this week with Aunt Sib as we talk fish with ears but no bones, what happened to Dolly, Cabot Cove in Kissimmee, toe rings in the backyard, not now Mamma Mia, sleeping with mirrors, and monkeys changing wifi passwords. TW: BIRDS ARE REAL
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Sib - Phylicia McLeod
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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It's just Pat and Mags this week as we guide our listeners through Nostradamus not predicting remotes, godparents who aren't, horse lips, the dearly deported, hetero-bore-ative, and magic eye swimwear.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt RoRo schemes with us this week to tackle keeping Kelly Clarkson's mouth out of your mouth, watching out for pyramids, international insults, changes in aptitudes, and reformed carnies. TW: more Mentalist
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt RoRo - Robyn Lynne Norris
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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On this week's journey Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Chewy and we talk police school, a well-oiled captain, the gaypvine, never forgetting Chuck and Larry, Mailboxes, Etc., awapuhi, and Joe Pesci's mumble double.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Chewy - Martin Garcia
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags horse around with Cuncle RB this week and talk turns to Rubber Folk, the landline drinking game, the dearly belated, when you're your own horse, a stepladder to heaven, teeth and corn and procedurals for kids. TW: shellfish at the ballpark
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Cuncle RB - RB Butcher
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
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Pat and Mags are joined by Aunt Mel this week and we talk two well-cut giblets, the fastest puss in the west, a surprising amount of Phil Collins, OSHA, visions of the Snapple lady, NERF's, Popeye's tattoo, The Chunk and The Gash, lezbrizzoners, sussudio, when art looks back at you, and the airport post office. TW: not enough beeps in the world
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Mel - Tina Arfaee
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags don't need to watch their step with Aunt Googs this week to talk Fig Newton, a public Italian, hump eve, going straight to skinnylicious, a gap year selling khakis, post office famous, and mannequin caves. TW: child ballroom dancers
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Googs - Megan Gailey
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags go towards the light with Aunt Tam and we talk drinking your gal, who decides what's poison, a woman named Tambourine, Mike Dropp, crashing christenings, when children are older ghosts, and water landing mustaches TW: graphs
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Tam - Katie Nahnsen
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags get down to business with Aunt Pip this week and we talk a butt for every chair, what does punta cana mean, recently deceased prawns, the green eyed monsters, class toe rings, cake and diaper and woman, Thelma and Louises, and getting the upper leg. TW: reference to a white Dodge Neon
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Pip - Lauren Ash
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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It's all part of God's plan this week when Aunt Wanda visits Pat and Mags and we tackle Alan Funt, the old badge, Lauderdale, Rumspringa break, giving them some sand to talk about, catching eels, Dick Magnets, and gut panties. TW: Rhoda, briefly
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Wanda - Katie Caussin
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags have a roller coaster of a chat this week with Aunt Penny and we cover calgon removing us from this mortal plane, the old tame west, a baker's dozen of Lassies, Hidden Valley Ranch, infinite Johnnie Cochrans, America's Roller Coast, double catfished, and smiling vs. snarling. TW: unrealistically erotic coffee commercials
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Penny - Nancy Hayden
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags rock and roll with Aunt Cay this week and we discuss gutter chasers, dry aerobics, Forever 33, waggin', being single dingle, things not included in the infrastructure bill, Dick Simmons, and sex talk rebuttals. TW: a bunch of stuff
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cay - Kate James
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags hit it off and run with Aunt Butter this week and talk turns to dry teeth, new blowies, not waving at children, those big air balloons, the stripper pool, Cher/share, rhymes in heaven, and the giving mouth. TW: obliterating denim shorts
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Butter - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Uncle Dill and Uncle Do to talk more than a little about seasonal dating, the oldest living audience, Jackée, paying it sideways, bedazzling your hole, and when the rent is too damn low. TW: evening (leveling) the playing field
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncles Dill and Do - Colin Rourke and Garrett Williams
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Tammi swings for the fences with Pat and Mags this week and we tackle young people singing (not illegal), when houseguests need to get out, washing one hand with the other one, drunk trampin', murdered shoes, megatooth, and a big Nermal. TW: further undermining your confidence in the American auto industry
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Tammi - Allison Reese Shapiro
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week Pat and Mags are in the same room to make desperate pleas, somewhat forgive people who did us wrong, and plug the HBOMax masterpiece, Hacks. Spoiler Alert: none of the plot points of Hacks
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We go from zero to sixty this week with Uncle Dan and our conversation includes ramming grandmas, the laziest river, resettled shoe salesmen, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Venmo-ing Max Headroom, appraising your bird, and apologizing to Tina Turner. TW: European show sizes
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dan - Matt Young
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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The wet 'n' wild Aunt Bev joins Pat and Mags this week and our ramblings include: things that are Swedish, wet for the right reasons, thumbs and butts, scooching your cootch, Peter Francis Geraci, Magical Mike, and Everybody loves Dr. Raymond Raymond. TW: slowly removing your foot from your father's hands
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Bev - Molly Hawkey
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle/Dana Quercioli
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The absolutely too honest Sprint brings big niece energy to the podcast this week and we discuss when you get fruit, your friend's metal shoes, The Piercing Vagodas, bringing back Microsoft Outlook, & dipping and/or bouncing. TW: Claire's
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Sprint - Lureena Cornwell
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Talk goes from the boardroom to the bedroom this week when Aunt Timtam joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We cover Jean Naté, Ship to Shore to shirt, a VFW devoid of men, fish imitating crabs, and when Chad's gone. TW: Clarence Carter's "Patches"
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Timtam - Zabeth Russell
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Our bosom buddy Aunt Irma visits with Pat and Mags this week and we ponder is Alf among us, a Coach without Dauber, Mr. Softee, when a horse is wearing a caftan, and fickle tubes. TW: accidentally starting a relationship with your sister
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Irma - Mary Catherine Curran
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags mispronounce all things film this week on our first Oscars special! Our chat includes being Travolta-fied, mashed potatoes wearing clothes, when your street gang is menstruating, Texas Rangers overstepping, and Pieces of This Woman. TW: two people who don't know anything
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Uncle Mike exposes himself to Pat and Mags this week and we talk menopause at Bernie's, what does Mike need, sending nudes to Carol, being deserving of toppings, and bucks from Buck. TW: the beginnings of a story problem
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Mike - Chris Alvarado
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Brenda shows Pat and Mags the (flash)light this week and we touch on diaryying, swimmers fear anvil, what's stuck to who's hole, Wacker and Lower Wacker, and a non-existent Deaffrey. TW: theme songs in their entirety
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Brenda - Bente Engelstoft
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Lucy blesses Mags and Pat with her presence this week and we dip into Hellman's, Pill Tuesday, tight hats, getting hosed up, and when all of a sudden it's the music of the hill people.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Lucy - Lindsey Mallard
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags are joined this week by Aunt Star who shines a light on the issues of the day including Tic Tac, Burn Man, clown camp, fourgies, when the more you know the more you know that you don't know nothin', and being wild and unchilded. TW: Freddy Booger
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Starshine - Saliha Muttalib
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Shirley Uncle joins Pat and Mags this week and we consider when your face is wider than your shoulders, King Kong's dingdong, when all these bitches your sons, save-the-dates for funerals, reverse cowgirl or whatever, and the heebie jeebies/holly jollies. TW: reclining into the void
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Shirley Uncle - Lisa Beasley
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags welcome Uncle Pete to the podcast this week and we talk love through the funk, Jonestowning senior dogs, erotic manuals, and staycation cruising. TW: alternative uses for dowels
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Pete - Seth K. Thomas
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Uncle Doug proselytizes for uncles this week as he and the aunts discuss The Big Bopper, 19 naughty 8, pervart, Hollywood bees, and when your vibe is I'm choking. TW: acronyms you don't know
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Doug - Tommy Bechtold
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags anxiously welcome Uncle Burt to the podcast this week and talk turns to sharing time with raccoons, the Long Island Chiquita, Teen Dog 2: March Madness, but mostly The Good Wife. TW: JAG
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Burt - Brendan Dowling
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Home is where someone else's art is this week as we welcome Aunt Vivian to the podcast. We explore bathroom nonnis, when you're your own Ring, seizure-inducing seasons greetings, and all the stuff you didn't know you didn't have anymore.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Vivian - Molly Erdman
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Tishy chitter chatters and dribble drabbles with Mags and Pat this week and we cover being your own sneeze guard, tipping with personal checks, reframing, and less effective kegels.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Tishy - Kate Duffy
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week Pat and Mags chat with Uncle Abraham and we break down offshore credit cards, search history eulogies, new gutters, and the house that Facebook didn't build.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Abraham - Damian Anaya
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Pat and Mags welcome the sweet and sugary Uncle Suresh to the podcast this week to talk dancing crab unions, this oughta be good dot com, widow counts, and when your Sprite passes on.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Suresh - Neal Dandade
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Uncle Dale finds time between gigs for a chat with Mags and Pat and we break down Willy Loman's shorts, Skid Row fan clubs, Florida rooms, and the siren song of four wheeling.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dale - Adam Peacock
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Sherry is music to our ears this week as we discuss the dong-tor being in, dealing meals, Sweet Freedom, and moving the tree.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Sherry - Jaime Moyer
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Uncle Julio challenges Pat and Mags this week with questions like: what's the deal with? who's dead? what is the matrix? and, are you tacoing to me? TW: online fascism and Dane Cook
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Julio - Ithamar Enriquez
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Auntie Mags and Aunt Pat wrap up 2020 talking homemade riddles, when your name is Old Woman, apologizing in new languages, when life hands you a ham, and hateful coupons.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Hide your pillows and hide your doorknobs because this week Bernice the niece joins Pat and Mags on the podcast. We have a heart-to-heart-to-heart about being a not dead ghost, fisticuffing your mom, messages from the trunk, and Quincy Jones lookalikes.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Bernice the Niece - Allison Ringhand
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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This week we drink the Kool-Aid with Aunt Fanny and Uncle Morey and reminisce about Aspercreme, make peace with being illegally blind, and discuss the patriotism of unwanted public art.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Fanny - Rebecca Sohn
Uncle Morey - Rich Sohn
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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The third time's the charm this week with Aunt Cee Cee and Uncle Thad. We examine honey dong lists, real estate novelists, and what's greek to whom. TW: May-August romances where the man is once again the August and poems.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cee Cee - Carla Cackowski
Uncle Thad - Craig Cackowski
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Lane descends to Earth to join our discussion of unsuccessful meet cutes, not making it to Dollywood, M&M schemes, and Eiffel Towers vs. A-frames.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Lane - Katie Kershaw
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Mags and Pat share visions with Cousin this week and we philosophize about where the cans go, stay-at-home criminals, Shriners, and dating your pets in the afterlife.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Cousin - E.R. Fightmaster
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Deb Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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It feels like Spring Break this week when Aunt Joe visits the podcast. The three of us get into exorcising angry tweens, thinking inside the box, baby birding your medications, and how to wipe.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Joe Da Hoe - Cecily Strong
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli (Deb Duncan, usually)
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Uncle Chester shoots the breeze with us this week and we get to talking about dirndl droppers, names that rhymes with crimes, when you're taken to the YWCA one too many times, THOTS, and Teen Wolf again somehow.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Chester - Charlie McCrackin
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Dana Quercioli (just this once! Deb Duncan, usually)
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Aunt Scoobs graces us with her presence this week and our chat investigates Judge Wapner, Chappaquiddick, and long boobs. TW: thong pantyhose.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Scoobs - Mary Sohn
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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We're Sharing Greatly with Uncle Rusty this week and our topics include: the social mores of Montessori school, mismatched pen pals, and the upside of cults.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Rusty - Caleb Hearon
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Brene Brown
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Pat and Mags do the Lord's work when Uncle Paul blows in to talk The Capitol Steps, The California Raisins, and when the worst offense is from someone who teaches self defense. TW: stupid dreams.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Paul - Jason Shotts
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Auntie Maude visits with Mags and Pat and together we ponder did FDR roll it out? If alien robots can ski well, what's next? Are our shins clean enough? What does Hanukkah smell like? TW: May-December romances where the man is once again the December.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Auntie Maude Butts - Lily Sullivan
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Is this too wild? Pat and Mags try to keep Aunt Patty awake by diving into the Québécois, cheating the cruise industry, and emergency contacts who'll remove your condiments. TW: Mel Gibson.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Patty - Katie Rich
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Friendship is stranger than fiction this week as we welcome Aunt Muggsy (Megan Hovde) to the podcast. We touch on tear away pants, Waterworld, and when technology makes you an aunt. TW: Dean Koontz.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Muggsy - Megan Hovde
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Prepper yourself for an uncle episode because this week your aunts converse with Uncle AJ (Tim Sniffen). Mean memes, sunken living rooms, and Italian animals are just some of the themes we explore together. TW: accidental shoplifting.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle AJ - Tim Sniffen
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Aunt Trish (Amanda Blake Davis) swings by and oops! it's an intervention. Haircuts from drifters, somewhat useful role plays, and the inevitability of being the villain in most of your own stories is the meat of this particular podcast sandwich.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Trish - Amanda Blake Davis
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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Aunt Cathy (Celeste Pechous) joins Pat and Mags this week and breakthroughs are achieved with respect to furries, Marshall's, and eventually bathing your aunt. This episode is not intended for nieces and nephews under 30.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Cathy - Celeste Pechous
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Colleen Doyle
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Aunt Greenie (Kily Fitzgerald of Improv Asylum and The Second City) is our guest this week and we tackle Camelot lost, babies aunting babies, and who exactly is Danny Devito? TW: the contents of nuggets.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Greenie - Kiley Fitzgerald
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntras - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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This week, Pat and Mags are joined by Uncle Dutch (Edgar Blackmon), the most glorious uncle. This trio is full of love, support, and interesting thoughts on books, music, and thick spaghetti.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Uncle Dutch - Edgar Blackmon
Theme song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
Mauntra - Carol Doyle
Editor - Dana Quercioli
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In this episode, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Francine (Katie Klein of The Second City, Superhuman, and Ed & Kath) to the podcast to discuss The Amazing Race, dead jewelry, and a period that is more than late. TW: Funcles.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Francine - Katie Klein
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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This week, Aunt Pat (Colleen Doyle) and your Auntie Mags (Dana Quercioli) welcome Aunt Toots (Mystery Science Theater 3000's Rebecca Hanson) into their homes and hearts to talk loudly about important issues like bathing suits, Myrtle Beach, Teen Wolf, and how to be the best aunt possible. TW: Funcles.
Aunt Pat - Colleen Doyle
Auntie Mags - Dana Quercioli
Aunt Toots - Rebecca Hanson
Theme Song - The Qs
Outro - Debra Duncan
Artwork - Jordan Stafford
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Welcome to the loving world of best friends, and childless aunts, Patty Tambulance and Margaret Mertin. In this episode, you'll get a peek behind the curtain of the most exciting movement of this and any other millennia: Auntism. Guided by your Auntie Mags and Aunt Pat, who bravely discuss topics everyone else is too afraid to touch upon, you will learn, you will laugh, and they will love.
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