Jiffy Pop Culture: Recent Episodes
Frank Liotti, Eila Mell
Comedian Frank Liotti and writer Eila Mell discuss the wonderfully twisted side of all things pop culture. From Rocky Horror to John Waters, Paris is Burning to Pose, Mommie Dearest to Miranda Priestly, Tootie to Jan Brady, with a weekly episode corner reflecting on "Hairdo of the week." A rip-roaring ride through the minds of two former rebel outcast kids who never lost their love for the seedy underbelly of a world where they're all going to laugh at you, wire hangers aren't allowed and the category is always fun. That's all.
Week on week off. But you can’t watch “The Substance” because you won’t have enough time.
Oz: The hottest gay bar in Kansas, with no cover, ever! 3 for one poppies shots every Tuesday! Free 25 piece assorted holiday munchkins variety pack all month! Half price Tornado cocktails before midnight! Drag favorites Wikada West and Miss. Glinda the Good Bitch and Dorothy Fail! Go-go monkeys all night!
The terror in this movie is what Jamie Lee Curtis did to her hair before getting on the train.
The movie that helped Danny Glover land the role of the person who uncontrollably laughs and cries in those Rx commercials.
This encore episode celebrates Halloween's 45th anniversary!
Yelp Review: If I could, I would give this babysitter ZERO stars! She had sex in our bed, and the whole room smelled like eggs. Her boyfriend was still hanging around the kitchen when we got home, the phone was off the hook, the dog was dead, our kids were missing, and worst of all she left crumbs on the countertop! Submitted by M Myers, lovemyknife@gmail.com
A movie in which we’re supposed to believe that Whitney Houston is nominated for an Oscar.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a summer fling with the Gorton's Fisherman who shows her his "hook."
The lead in this movie is so boring he makes Kevin Costner seem like a spitfire.
At least Melanie Griffith only has 15 minutes of screen time.
Annabella Sciorra raids Kurt Cobain’s closet and Rebecca de Mornay uses “the R-word” and has a really bad fight with a bathroom stall.
Tina Turner was a brilliant performer, and an inspiration to millions who left behind a powerful legacy. Ike turner gave us the Dorothy Hamill wig.
An all new 2 part episode on the most important film of all time (Warning: Exposure to this film induces male homosexuality).
An all new 2 part episode on the most important film of all time (Warning: Exposure to this film induces male homosexuality).
Sometimes being a bitch, is all a woman has to hold onto it if she can’t reach her China pig.
The hosts of this podcast are being treated for syphilis from watching “Pretty Baby.” Please stand by.
Sigourney Weaver tries to thaw the ice storm in Kevin Kline's balls while Joan Allen shoplifts.
There’s nothing evil about zombies who sound like Muppets, love to laugh, and are huge improvements over their human counterparts.
Pinky Tuscadero has broken up with The Fonz and we’re supposed to believe that she’s now a 45-year-old rock star named “Blaze” being stalked by a soon to be Kaitlyn Jenner lookalike.
Lana Turner is Mommie Dearest lite as she imitates a human being and tortures her maid.
An ugly duckling whose mother sounds like Barry White only goes after swans who are out of her league that don’t wanna touch her.
A youthful snapshot of future QAnon members, right after they hit puberty in the 1950s.
Why HAVEN'T you checked the children? I mean, he's psychotic but isn't that the only thing you have to do besides raid the fridge and talk on the phone?
Muriel has left porpoise spit to hang out with Aunt Lydia and worship one of Satan’s nephews.
The stupidest people alive stalk their stalker by sewage pipe while the most gifted psychic alive is ignored and listens to golden oldies.
Carol Burnett is an American actress, comedian, singer, and writer. She is best known for her groundbreaking comedy variety show The Carol Burnett Show, which originally aired on CBS. It was one of the first of its kind to be hosted by a woman. She has achieved success on stage, television and film in varying genres including dramatic and comedic roles. She has received numerous accolades including six Primetime Emmy Awards, a Tony Award, a Grammy Award, and seven Golden Globe Awards. Burnett was awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2005, the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2013 and the Screen Actors Guild Life Achievement Award in 2015.
McDahmer’s Happy Meal:
Prostate burger with cheese and medium finger fries!
With toy mannequin miniature - collect them all!
A contest to decide the filthiest people alive, and a dog who makes sure that no one goes hungry.
A contest to decide the filthiest people alive, and a dog who makes sure that no one goes hungry.
Once this serial killer sees call-girl Jane Fonda‘s shag haircut, there is no stopping him.
Once this serial killer sees call-girl Jane Fonda‘s shag haircut, there is no stopping him.
Al Pacino robs a Brooklyn bank where the employees all sweat a lot. Attica. Attica. Attica.
Al Pacino robs a Brooklyn bank where the employees all sweat a lot. Attica. Attica. Attica.
The Doobie Brothers play a concert and Mabel King beats her children with a belt for bootlegging.
If Brooke Shields annoys you, ddon'y worry because you only have to watch her for eight minutes before she gets murdered while dressed as a child bride.
First Step/ She Drinks a Little*
* bit of over half of the 74.1 million 9-liter cases of vodka sold in the United States
Edith Bunker steals a wig (again!) from The B-52’s and her son smokes everything but his shoes.
Whether it’s a beloved horse being shot, a school for the blind burning to the ground, or sexual assault in the woods with a clown mask, nothing warms the heart more than Little House.
Two girls act like they're co-captains of a softball team and live together in Times Square but they're not gay.
Working Girl: Sigourney Weaver brilliantly portrays a Nazi while Melanie Griffith passes out Dim Sum.
If I could turn back time,
if I could find a way,
I’d wake up Ruth Bader Ginsburg and have her blow away Amy Coney Barrett.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but does anyone really think Clarence Thomas is pretty?
Although it may not be as hilarious as The Diary of Anne Frank, JPC tackles important gay history and dives into Longtime Companion.
The Boys in the Band. A movie that teaches us to be grateful for gay pride; before that all we had was vodka and the baths.
There are prison terms, school terms, legal terms and then there's Shirley MacLaine running track and field aroudn the nurses' station to get her daughter the shot.
UNPOPPED
A Jiffy Pop Culture Extra!
This UNPOPPED: Brady Bunch, Try Try Again
See Jan Fail. Fail Jan Fail.
The Idolmaker is a movie musical you’ve never heard of, with songs you’ll never remember.
Ash Adams is an American independent filmmaker, producer, writer, and TV and movie actor. Credits include Once Fallen, Ryan's Hope, Acapulco Bay and Dragnet.
Charred serial killer with dreams of opening a nail salon meets Johnny Depp. The rest is magic.
The animals that take over this high school are like 60 now and working at a Florida Walmart.
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
I'll just die if I don't get this recipe
Pridemore juvenile facility is a fully accredited institution for adolescent girls up to age 50 who are struggling in their community. Students will have the opportunity to throw battery acid in auto shop, participate fully in human branding, and learn, explore, and develop leadership potential while wearing crotchless panties.
It’s very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present, or step over the one between the floor and the cat sh*t
A TV movie more disturbing than anything you’ve ever seen in the theater! Dana Hill, a 47-year-old, plays an ignored 11-year-old who gets dragged into the seedy underbelly of - uh-"home movies.." because her mom is a waitress that always works doubles and cares more about her fiance that she met on Tuesday.
Starring Christopher Walken and the gap between his teeth. After being in a coma for five years, Johnny’s hair never looked better. Looking for a serial killer? A corrupt politician? A sale on pork chops? He’s your man; and Brooke Adams gets to work on his dead zone.
Jodie Foster stars with the conservative republican anti-vaxxer who sang "Cherry Bomb" and two other girls who evaporated after listening to “On the Radio” 1.5 million times and were never heard from again.
The greatest movie you’ve never seen. Joyce’s Beauty Shop: A different kind of cut. A different kind of dye. These are the REAL housewives of New Jersey.
To-Do List
June 6, 1957
- Fern School Picnic
- Get penmanship medal
- Burn shoes
- Set Janitor on fire
- Get nickel from Mommy for ice cream man
- Push fat neighbor off roof
- Feed the lovebirds
- Roller skate
“As Moving, uplifting, and funny as ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.’ Tugs at the heartstrings and doesn’t let go.” -Pauline Kael
What a feeling!
...to do a backflip in a Slash from Guns n Roses wig, then watch Jennifer Beals take all the credit...
Passaic woman arrested in slaying of family-
Dawn Weiner of 66 Maple Lane in Passaic shot her father, Harve Weiner, mother Marge Weiner, and brother, Mark Weiner. Her sister Missy‘s body was found hanging by a tutu at the Nordstrom’s in the Short Hills Mall. When asked about possible motives, the suspect simply kept repeating “Weiner Dog. Weiner Dog. Weiner Dog.”
Hey bud, let’s party! Greatest hits of fast Times at Ridgemont high, volume 1
Side A
1. Everyone’s on Dope - The Mr. Hands
2. Little Prick - The Damones
3. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Jerk Off Fantasy Bikini - Phoebe and the MasterCates
4. You Dick - The Spicolis
5. Single Successful Guy - The Ugly Brads
Side B
1. Stacy Needs a Ride - The Banned Parenthoods
2. I Got it from the Network - The Stu Nahans
3. Heart in my Hand - Vargas and the Sankas
4. Awesome, Totally Awesome - The Gnarlys
5. It’s Just He’s So Boring - RATT (ner)
I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas
Just like the ones nobody knows
Where a man lives in the attic
Your wish the phone had static
Each call is every filthy word you know
I’m dreaming of a black Christmas
With every SOS I write
May your knife be sharpened and bright
Now get out of the house, don’t try and fight!
Oz: The hottest gay bar in Kansas, with no cover, ever! 3 for one poppies shots every Tuesday! Free 25 piece assorted holiday munchkins variety pack all month! Half price Tornado cocktails before midnight! Drag favorites Wikada West and Miss. Glinda the Good Bitch and Dorothy Fail! Go-go monkeys all night!
Instagram sensation @jeffreymixed is back to celebrate the holidays! We do a deep dive on our favorite holiday movies and TV shows and reveal our most hated Christmas songs!
Here’s the story… Of a less lovely lady who thinks she’s still a Christmas Carol Brady and huskily sings at a construction site after her husband may have just been killed. “A Very Brady Christmas: Starring Not Cindy.”
Serial Mom’s 10 Commandments
1. Thou shalt not chew gum
2. That shalt not cover thy neighbor’s parking space at Joanne Fabrics
3. Thou shalt recycle
4. Thou shalt not stand up Ricky Lake
5. Thou shalt not let thy dog lick thy feet
6. Thou shalt not sing “Tomorrow” from Annie. Ever.
7. Thou shalt not say the brown word
8. Thou shalt not eat roast chicken
9. Thou shalt be kind rewind
10. Thou shalt torture thy neighbor why PUSSYWILLOWS
Sixteen Candles: The “Baby it’s Cold Outside” of 80s teen movies! Trigger warning - may contain one or two scenes which are not offensive. #areyouok
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Call me call me any any time.
The real Rocky Horror has nothing to do with Frank N. Further or the Time Warp.
The real Rocky Horror scored a 57 on his IQ test- and he cheated.
The real Rocky Horror has a girlfriend who desperately needs Breck for Oily hair, and dresses like she’s gunning for the title of “Miss Special Ed 1975.”
This is Rocky.
Honor Student by day, but the real fun starts after school! Too brilliant to get a scholarship, Molly aka "Angel," takes to the Sunset strip to pay her tuition,and then finds herself in a zany romp with a psychotic killer!
Mr. and Mrs. Bill Heslop and the surprising Deidre Chambers
Request the honour of your presence
at the wedding of their daughter Muriel, to her friend in a wheelchair, Rhonda, who guilted her into being a lifetime caregiver, till death do them part, instead of marrying a hot, Olympic swimmer, hiring ABBA to play at the wedding,and being rich, sexually satisfied, and happy ever after. You’re terrible, Muriel.
John A. Tiffany grew up in California's Santa Ynez Valley and later graduated from Pepperdine University's International Affairs program. He speaks all over the world and appears frequently on television, radio, and film, and is a frequent pundit in newspapers, magazines, and online. He is the author of Eleanor Lambert: Still Here and Dawn: The Career of the Legendary Fashion Retailer Dawn Mello.
Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake!
Our thrilling activities allow campers to flourish! Kids love learning how to survive in the woods while a homicidal maniac in a lumpy blue sweater with a wash and go haircut. They will never be bored with games like Strip Monopoly, Punish The Sinners and Hatchet! No need to make the trip twice, once you drop them off, you’ll never see them again!
Today’s Specials
Appetizers:
Fried Fingertips w/ Spleen Dipping Sauce
Esophagus Salad with Lymph and Plasma Dressing
Entrees:
Grandpa’s Pancreas Pie
Free-Range Decomposed Teenager Au Jus
75 Oz. Roasted Baby Back Rib Cage for two w/ Corn bread
Dessert:
Warm Adam’s Apple turnovers with Blood Pudding Compote and Shaved Teeth
Once upon a time, there was a nice Jewish boy from Long Island on a visit to England, named Little Red Riding Puffer Coat. He didn’t stick to the road, or stay off the Moors, and the Big Bad Wolf turned him into a relative. He never drank Dr. Pepper again. The End.
The Donald Sutherland Home-Perm Kit
When giving yourself a perm, you will need to follow some simple instructions:
1. Wash and towel dry your hair.
2. Make sure that your hair is free of conditioner and any build-up of hairspray or styling products.
3. Roll your hair around rods sized appropriately to achieve the curl you want
4. Rest, and sleep.
5. Wake up, dispose of pod droppings, act like you’re dead inside and shriek at people who refuse to shut up.
Corky Sinclair (Director, Understudy: Johnny) A Blaine transplant from New York City, where he was seen in many Off-Off-Off-Off-Broadway productions (but no gay bars), including “I’m Getting My Act Together and Taking My Chapstick With Me” as well as “Chicken Pox: The Musical!” (with Ann B. Davis), Corky has once again brought the bright lights of Broadway to Blaine! He dedicates this show to his devoted wife, Bonnie, who’s very sorry that she can’t be here.
Rutanya Alda is known for her work as Carol Ann in Mommie Dearest (1981). She also appeared in The Deer Hunter (1978) and Amityville II: The Possession (1982).
Brooke shields mom makes a questionable decision to let her 14-year-old star in a film that’s a 97 minute sex scene on Gilligan’s Island.
Satan goes to AA! Satan is now a high school freshman with a taste for Appletinis! See Satan audition for the glee club singing Carole King, suck a gin out of a watermelon really fast so that nobody else can get a taste, and kill a horse by riding it into route 66!
SWF-Niece of Jane Fonda looking for roommate. Professional preferred, must make me tea, answer all my phone calls, and know that my haircut has a copyright license. Dog throwing skills a must.
Let HGTV help you transform your home with 150 pictures of the same house over and over, inspiration for interior design by sucking the life out of each family member.
Let us bring back to life your 19th-century, decrepit home decor by sucking the life out of you! House may or may not include a 300-year-old corpse that you may or may not have to leave a tray outside of its three times a day.
Wanted: Dead or Alive!
Criminal posing as beautician who attacked Barbra Steisand, giving her hairstyle that made her look like an idiot.
Warning: May be armed with processing lotion, neutralizer and perm rods.
Meet Jeff Nelson, the main behind the influential Instagram account @jeffreymixed and the more adult @jeffreymixedpart2. Jeff is a Senior Marketing Director at the home entertainment horror label Scream Factory, and an expert in all things retro, camp and pop culture.
Opening tonight on Broadway at the Shubert Theatre,
singing her heart out like a like a caveman with bronchitis, like a Honda without a muffler, like a guard dog with a tracheotomy, is Lauren Bacall. With a wardrobe that will make you want to order The Bedazzler and a heroine WAY scarier than the villain, “The Fan” will blow you like a chorus boy.
Now available on record, 8-track or cassette! Greatest hits of Saturday night fever:
- Stayin’ Alive (barely)
- Night Fever (an STD from the gang rape in the car)
- How Deep is Your Love (I can’t feel anything because I’m dead inside).
Dance to the Disco Inferno (because L. Ron Hubbard sets you on fire if you’re gay!) Check, money order or COD.
It's the hard-knock life- when you-
Find your orphan's thirty-two.
No one's havin' any fun-
'steada babies - there's a gun -
Miss Hannigan is dead. Sandy ran away and so should you. Little Orphan Esther and her teeth are moving in.
WANTED:
Woman with 17-inch forehead and Rick Springfield wig, for nearly ruining movie with Oscar-winning performance by Charlize Theron. Other alias are Campbell's Soup Twin or Christina Ricci. A movie about a love affair between a serial killer and a monster.
Do you know where you're going to?
Diana Ross learns that success is NOTHING without someone you love to f*ck it up. Mahogany: Be a model or just look like one, with 475 costume changes, 16,409 wigs and Norman Bates. Watch it with your straight-guy crush. It'll turn him gay.
Chris Crocker, is an American Internet celebrity, blogger, songwriter, recording artist, former pornographic film actor and former YouTuber. Crocker gained fame in September 2007 from their viral video "Leave Britney Alone!" The video received over four million views in two days. In 2014, Queerty stated that with Crocker's thousands of Facebook and Twitter followers, Crocker is "one of those self-invented social media icons"
For Sale: Amityville, beautiful large Dutch colonial, three stories, five bedroom, 3 1/2 baths. No blood or brain matter on walls anymore. Fly infested room with harbor views, Satan’s eyes attic windows, unfinished basement with pathway to hell. Invisible pig tenant non-negotiable. Mr. Streisand included.
Spend your Fourth of July in Amity. Beautiful beaches that will stay open come rain, shine, or shark attack. Toss away your clothes and go for a midnight swim. You won’t need them anyway stupid, you won’t be coming back!
Glenn Scarpelli has appeared on Broadway with Anne Bancroft and Al Pacino, and played Alex Handris on the long-running sitcom One Day at a Time from 1980-83. He also appeared on Jennifer Slept Here, 3-2-1 Contact, Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories, MacGyver, Fantasy and The Love Boat.
He released a self-titled pop album in 1983, which included the single "Get a Love On".
Scarpelli had a cameo role in the Netflix revival of One Day at a Time.
Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy, but did you know that after Tanya Roberts, Shelley hack and Cheryl Ladd, there was Harry Hamlin and Michael Ontkean, who solved the mystery of poppers and lube while Sabrina stayed home?
Those were the days: When Archie Bunker was a television character and not a Trump supporter, when you could turn truth into humor and not get cancelled, and when you had a different brown-on-brown-on-brown polyester house dress for every day of the week.
Overlook: a quality hotel since 1921 for over 3000. Fabulous features to motivate your mood and fantasies. Your choice of heart-shaped love tub, round beds, mirrored ceilings or corpse in bathroom. Hourly/Day rates available.
Michael Buscemi is an actor and writer, known for BlacKkKlansman (2018), Nurse Jackie, Blended (2014) and Smothered by Mothers (2019).
Who can turn the world off with no smile
Who can take an every day and suddenly nothing seems it’s worthwhile
Well it’s you Beth and you should know it
you should hug your son back now you’re gonna blow it
You’ve gotten so cold since you left the news room
Love was all around but now it’s just gloom
You’re gonna walk out after all!
This episode will teach you how to look like Linda Tripp on steroids, murder someone in an elevator in broad daylight and how to catch syphilis and gonorrhea without getting your hair wet.
Martin Scorsese teaches you how to star in a movie if your father is a famous author. You still won’t be able to answer the question "Griffin Dunne - Why?”
Carol Massenburg is an actress, best known for her role as Shirley in Fame (1980), as well as Limbo (2019) and Stardust (2018).
Open Call: Model wanted, 5’9 and up, 120 lbs max. Dark hair, blind/no iris a plus. Must be OK with sitting in a window on the fifth floor overlooking a dumpster in Brooklyn for the next five decades guarding the gates of hell.
SWM. Teaches special needs, recovering Catholic, likes disco, blow and Richard Gere-types. 5'7", 125lbs, Brown/Green, scoliosis scar, No Crackle or Special Dark. Looking for Mr. Goodbar.
Welcome to Camp Virginshamin. There's a Joan Jett look-alike with crippling depression and her competition, a girl who stole the clothing off of a Virginia Slims model. One tries desperately to prove that she's into Matt Dillon and not Cynthia Nixon, the other tries to get a 40-year-old alcoholic counselor to molest her. This place makes Camp Crystal Lake look like a Sandals resort. Little Darlings: It'll make you want to sit back-to-back.
SWF, 36, seeking a married man. Likes: Madame Butterfly, breaking and entering and boiled rabbit. Must have a child of indeterminate sex with the haircut of Nathan Lane.
John Patrick Shanley is a playwright, screenwriter, and director. His play, Doubt: A Parable, won the 2005 Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the 2005 Tony Award for Best Play. He won the 1988 Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay for the film Moonstruck. He wrote and directed the film version of Doubt, as well as Joe Versus the Volcano and Wild Mountain Thyme. Other works include Live from Baghdad, Alive, Five Corners, Danny and the Deep Blue Sea, Italian American Reconciliation, Savage in Limbo, The Portuguese Kid and The January Man.
Thank you for calling the Rialto W.42nd Street. For the week of April 14, 1977, we present for your viewing pleasure a Dirk Diggler double Feature: Saturday Night Beaver and Star Whores. Continuous 24 hour showings and raincoat rental available.
Apple Betty with gun powder crust recipe
1 cup cheating husband
1 tbsp. younger woman (110-115 lbs)
1 22 (5.6 caliber) pistol
Combine first two ingredients with older ex-wife (155-175 lbs.)
Spray paint walls and smear Boston cream pie all over bedding, clothing, furniture and lamps.
Burn clothes, drive Bronco through front door, fire pistol.
Best served cold.
A bulimic, a pedophile and Nancy Reagan all walk into a bar,
They realize that it takes Diff'rent Strokes to rule the world.
A very special episode.
Gandhi wanted peace.
Mother Teresa wanted to help the sick.
Dawn Davenport wanted cha-cha heels.
Crime, beauty, and Divine.
Female trouble.
Lots of it.
Michael Costello appeared on the eighth season of Project Runway and the first season of Project Runway All Stars. He gained nationwide attention by dressing Beyoncé in a white lace dress for the 56th Annual Grammy Awards. He has also dressed Lady Gaga, Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Cardi B, Regina King, Gwen Stefani, Alicia Keys and Celine Dion and many, many more.
McDowell's value meal number 1: One comedian with extra large ego with a side of homophobic jokes, goes to Queens to find his bride.
Today's Menu
Wild Ventura Rat served still warm on a bed of heirloom tomatoes.
Side of Parakeet chutney compote, served with sweet butter and birch cream cheese.
Pairs well with both Scotch and Gin.
Tracey Carnazzo is a comedian and podcast host from New York City. Her OCD and love for trash TV have shaped who she is today. Tracey hosts the podcasts Teen Mom Trash Talk and 90 Day Fiancee Trash Talk which both sit on the iTunes Top Charts. Tracey has been featured on Elite Daily, Refinery 29, Bravo, MTV, FX, SiriusXM and VICE.
Instagram & Twitter & Stereo @trixietuzzini
Website:
https://linktr.ee/trixietuzzini
Al Pacino
leather
colored bandanas
poppers
Crisco
fisting
murder...
Cruising gives new meaning to the Meatpacking District.
The class of 1987 warmly requests your presence at the reunion of name whatever high school in whatever state and we promise you’ll get a store on Rodeo Drive, revenge on the mean girls and a lifetime supply of Post-It’s. Your favorite co-hosts almost broke up fighting over which one is the Mary and which is the Rhoda.
Which Sex and the City character are you?
- The one who spends money like Ivanka Trump on shoes even though she's a freelance writer
- The slut the other three don't like in real life
- The boring one with brown hair
- The lawyer you hope you don't end up getting in this quiz
Brokeback Mountain working title: "If It Ain't Spit, It Ain't Love."
Jake Gyllenhaal can't quit Heath Ledger, and Heath Ledger says "Hmphhlmhmunnph."
Anal in a tent = Best thing to ever happen in Wyoming.
If only Dolly Parton had known that it's a dress not a yes. 9 to 5 starring Dolly Parton's boobs.
#metoo
What beloved Hollywood gem was snubbed by the Academy for Best Picture, and included these classics from the great American songbook:
Cool Rider
Score Tonight
Reproduction
The hits keep on coming. This ain't no lube job; it's Grease 2.
If we knew what a rook was or even cared we would talk about chess. But we don't, so we're gonna talk about The Queen's Gambit. The story of a girl with a face like a rodent who drinks, takes a lot of pills, gets adopted and becomes famous.
We will get you wet and feed you after midnight as you listen to Jiffy Pop Culture's take on Gremlins, the not-a-comedy-not-a-horror-not-a-Christmas movie. With a line like "Some people are opening up their presents while others are opening up their wrists," it deserves a roasting in the microwave. BRIGHT LIGHT, BITCH!
This is one prom you'll definitely want to go to! And you don't need a strapless bra, an updo, or even a corsage!
Your very own Siskel and Ebert disagree on this one, and both fight over who has to be the fat one.
Add a 25th hour to your A Christmas Story marathon by first listening to Jiffy Pop Culture. Learn how that kid with his tongue on the flagpole shot more than his eye out when he did a "movie" called The Wrong Snatch ten years later.
And by the way, what was wrong with Ralphie's kid brother?
Join us as we roast the merriest movie of them all, right down to the decapitated duck.
Don’t you wish you had four fucking years in that ass-licking school so you could dance on the cafeteria tables or atop taxi cabs? Then you’d be lookin’ at one happy lady! Who needs English class when you can dance like Leroy! Tell jokes like Ralph Garcy. Take your top off and sob like Coco?
That’s right, this is the movie Fame. The original. New York City, 1980.
This episode is so fetch. Like the bracelet Lindsay Lohan wears in the cafeteria, not like the one she was ordered to wear after her multiple DWI convictions. And then there's Regina George, bestselling author of the burn book and the leader of the plastics. No one ever made getting hit by a bus look so glam.
This episode is brought to you by the inventor of Toaster Strudel.
You'll have a damn damn damn good time with us
Just looking out of the window.
Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down.
Join us for a dinner of meatloaf by Alpo, spy on people in the dressing room with Willona, and find out why Janet Jackson never irons.
Photo shoot!
Models!
Murder!
Tommy Lee Jones with Peppermint Patty's haircut!
Faye Dunaway is Joan Crawford as Laura Mars in the fabulous and foxy fashion world of the disco-era 70s.
Not only do we touch on everyone's favorites, like "I'm not Alice, I’m Kay," Jan's wig dilemma and "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia," but we also answer burning questions like how come Alice never got to call them "Mike" and "Carol," why didn't the girls ever get to see their father after the divorce, and how on Earth did the boys get over the death of their mom so fast, without ever screaming "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOTHER!"
If you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come listen to Jiffy Pop Culture. You’ll love us more than your luggage, so put on your blush and bashful! We'll confirm that there’s no such thing as natural beauty, make sure you drink your juice, and tell you the true story behind track lighting.
If I could, I would give this babysitter ZERO stars! She had sex in our bed, and the whole room smelled like eggs. Her boyfriend was still hanging around the kitchen when we got home, the phone was off the hook, the dog was dead, our kids were missing, and worst of all she left crumbs on the countertop!
Submitted by M Myers, lovemyknife¡gmail.com
Not all devils wear Prada. Some wear a white cotton nightgown encrusted with pea soup. After listening to our take on The Exorcist you'll never need the Rabbit again. You know why.
Picture it: Miami, 1985. A slut walks into a bar. She meets an old woman, a moron and a giant substitute teacher. The rest is history.
Welcome to the world Adrian! He has his fathers eyes, horns, hooves and tail. You don't need a dollar or a dream if Ruth Gordon is your neighbor, you've got a necklace that smells like feet and you're inseminated with some demon seed.
Doesn't everyone go to the diner wearing Balenciaga?
Doesn't everyone own a different wig for every day of the year?
Doesn't everyone know a family who has fallen from the Hills of Beverly to the streets of Schitt?
Check in with us at the Rosebud Motel and meet the residents of Schitt's Creek.
Do you know what you look like with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like you should be eating fava beans with a nice Chianti, putting the lotion on its skin and listening to episode 8 of Jiffy Pop Culture!
Tootie could’ve been a model, Jermaine Jackson’s wife , or a teen prostitute. But Mrs Garrett ruined everything! Jiffy Pop Culture’s very special episode, including one very special cousin.
Come with us to Rydell High, where the students are as old as the teachers! The 1950s never looked so 1970s! And dreams are made of smoking Marlboro reds, going all the way and dressing like a tramp.
The category is Pose. And who could forget Paris Is Burning? We're giving you House of Jiffy Pop. Now pick your jaw off the floor and go back to your clam chowder and shallow conversation.
We got the beat! That's right, it's "Mommie Dearest!" Complete with the boys and the booze, cans of Comet and a spectacular home haircut demo you're not gonna want to miss. Inside tip: Leave your wire hangers at home.
Put on that Cerulean sweater that you got from a pile of stuff and your find from a hideous skirt convention and listen. That’s all.
Back before Susan Sarandon voted for Jill Stein, she and a whole generation were being toucha toucha touched by Dr. Frank N. Furter on 8th Street and at midnight in theaters everywhere. Don’t dream it, be it. And listen to it.
They’re all going to laugh at you, throw tampons at you and lock you in the Jesus closet. But you’ll show them when you set the dance floor on fire. Literally.