The Black Ones: Recent Episodes
Arthur Johnson
The Black Ones is... those jellybeans that taste nasty, makes you uncomfortable, but once you swallow... you'll admire the flavor of comedy. This is a high octane energy podcast, full of raw, old school and new comedy, at times, sensitive topics... turning PC into non again. It's all about bringing back the funny.
My hilarious take on the latest Halloween flick. Halloween is long gone, but this review will help you decide in watching the next Halloween flick. If you out there, dig The Black Ones, and want The Black Ones to continue on with more episodes... let me know. I'm itching for more episodes. Share, subscribe, and download. God bless you all, and thank you for listening to me, over the years.
A sneak peak to a hilarious review of Halloween Ends. If you wanna hear it all, go to Patreon.com/Theblackones, subscribe, and enjoy. Sorry bout my last upload on the sneak peak, it cut short.
An sneak preview to a hilarious movie review of Halloween Ends, the opening intro. Full episode is on Patreon.com/theblackones.
I'm taking my talents to Patreon. If you love my work, and want to see me progress, help support my craft. Feel free and subscribe @patreon.com/theblackones. It's time for a new and bigger journey. My next new podcast will be on Patreon, the end of October, pending on subscribers. Thank you for listening, downloading, and subscribing, for the last 3 yrs. I appreciate you all. Godspeed.
My hilarious review on the movie, Prey. Feel free to listen, download, and subscribe. Thank you.
I talk about Sesame Street Theme Parks and school Crossing Guards. It's funnyaf. Thank you all for tuning in, keep subscribing, downloading and sharing, it's much appreciated.
I talk about the craze on stealing catalytic converters, those confusing motels with hotels, and storm chasers living a dream with all these tornadoes. Thank you for listening. Please feel free to share and download. Bless you all.
My hilarious movie review on Top Gun Maverick. Thank you all for listening. Feel free to download, share, and subscribe. Bless you all.
My hilarious review on Batman. Feel free to share and download. Thank you for listening.
I talk about those races you dare to rob in liquor stores, and missing cordless landline phones. Thank you for listening. Feel free to share and download.
I talk about cars that sport the taped up look, holding up bumpers, mirrors, etc.. like it's a fashion statement, and slow ass drivers refusing to get out of the far left lane, creating car pile ups... and I give a brief update on the The Black Ones Variety Comedy Show coming soon, in San Diego, on stage, in Aug 2022. Thanks for listening, downloading and sharing.
I give an update on The Black Ones Variety Comedy Show, slated for the summer, and I talk about when my Mom came to town, and other stuff... all about comedy. Thanks for listening, keep sharing and subscribing.
My hilarious review on the movie Old, directed by M Night Shyamalan. Thank you all for listening.
I talk about things that are out of control in San Diego, like, the homeless, high gas prices, and drivers not knowing how to merge on the highways. Thanks for listening. New episodes every Monday.
I talk about women that find it hard to comprise with their lover over their beliefs, sharing dirty laundry, and that awkward dialogue, on what to say, with those in your walking path, when you see them twice. Thank you for listening.
I talk about old school wooden outhouses, and why do drivers feel the need to yell at the top of their lungs at drivers who cut them off, with their windows rolled up... you get the same affect acting as a mime, and if you was sexting your best friends wife, would you tell him or her, or carry the secret to your grave? Thank you for listening. God Bless you all.
I put together some classic sketches, to fill in because I've been sick all week, you've come to love, Too Nice, Blind Psychologist "Ninja," and Jawbreaker. I'm feeling much better and almost back to 100%, and will be back next week with some new material. Stay safe, these colds and viruses are no joke. God Bless you all.
My hilarious take on Maxtrix Resurrections, done like no other. New episodes every Monday, thank you for listening. God Bless.
I talk about the funny suspicious underlying messages in my top 4 favorite Christmas movies.
It's A Wonderful Life: George Bailey used a phone call and his voice to pull a pimp move.
Rudolph: Misfits can be straight , gay, an elf, or have a red nose.
Frosty: Kids, don't trust a man made out of white snow, wearing a top hat, smokes from a pipe, and has stick arms.
Christmas Story: Hot sauce and soap in your mouth is not a form of cruelty.
Happy Holidays!! God Bless you all.
I talk about: Why hasn't the horrendous perm smell evolved, yet, to sweet smelling aromas... and booger eaters are getting brazen, doing it in cars, on the highway, in traffic.
My hilarious movie review on King Richard, starring Will Smith. New episodes every Monday, thanks for listening. God Bless.
I put together several of my almost, but still funny as hell, radio style sketches, full of unique, style, and creativity, at its best. Grab some popcorn and enjoy. New episodes every Monday. God Bless.
I talk about Laser Disc, the quickest fad to come and go, in the 90's, and the pros and cons of cassette tapes before CD's made them extinct, gave us some great memories.
I talk about the cons of bells and whistles in new cars, Moms that come off borderline racist toward their kids interracial lovers, when invited for family gatherings, and the benefits of having your picture attached to a resume for a job, in Europe.
I talk about how name calling is killing our society, Alec Baldwin having an Ok Corral moment, and that best friend that always goes off the grid when he has a girlfriend, and when he's single, always run back. New episodes every Monday. Feel free to download and share. God Bless.
My hilarious review on the movie, Halloween Kills. Feel free to subscribe, download, and share. God Bless.
I talk about Dave Chappelle's special, The Closer, and his transphobia, RKelly's conviction, and the rumors that he might start singing like a canary real soon, and my early take on the Squid Game. New episodes every Monday, feel free to subscribe, share, and download. God Bless.
My hilarious review on the movie, Pig, starring Nicholas Cage. Truffles will never be the same.
I talk about my plausible crazy idea I came up with at 10 yrs old, about three versions of planes made out of the black box material with deployable parachutes, preventing explosions, and terrorist free proof, leaving them with "Bomb Balls," similar to "Blue Balls." New episodes every Monday. God Bless you all, and thanks for listening.
My hilarious review on the movie Stillwater, starring Matt Damon. It's about the movie, not Matt. New episodes every Monday. God Bless.
I talk about a guy in Texas, got caught jacking off outside a lady's window, and ended up getting shot 3 times... And 2 wrongly convicted half brothers, mentally disabled, got award 75 million, after spending 30 yrs in jail... and 2 boys, 8 and 9, shot and killed a farmer. The circumstances are serious, but my story is not. New episodes every Monday. God Bless.
This is a story about those childhood dreams, that are shattered by a freak accident, and ended up leading to your true calling, that wasn't on your radar as a kid. This is my hilarious story on my shattered dream. New episodes every Monday. Subscribe and share. God Bless.
I talk about several events that I was intrigued by, and some appeared to be border line soft porn. New episode every Monday.
My funny take on the melancholy monotone of the movie, Fatherhood. New episodes every Monday, share and subscribe.
I talk about being a wingman, metrosexual, guy thing dilemmas, which can be for women, too, and closet gay dudes that need to come out the closet. New episodes every Monday.
My rave review on The Best Of Enemies, and why it should be played in all the schools, just like them sex ed videos. All this talk on critical race theory in schools, all you need to do is play this movie, all the issues wrapped up in 2 hrs.
I talk about the addiction of watching hummingbirds, HMO mosquitos, known as the super mosquitos, and doing heroic actions can end in tragic.
I talk about Bill Cosby, free on a technicality, John McAfee, allegedly committed suicide, Britney Spears and her conservatorship, Jennifer Lopez and her "Let me borrow you again boyfriend" Ben Affleck.
An infectious poem I wrote called, I See You, with catchy verses, and a side order of comedy.
I take you back in the day... about being a childhood mechanic, truth or dare, playing hide-n-go get it, and duck duck goose needs to make a comeback.
I talk about Kwame going on a verbal assault with ex NBA players, UFO's, Tebow, the 2nd coming to the Jaguars, Dj Khaled's very 1st single off his album Khaled, Sorry Not Sorry, Will Smith and his weight gain, and Ricky Schroder getting irate at a Costco.
I talk about the numbers, lies, and video tapes, of the Joe Budden Podcast, which led to the departure of Rory and Mal.
I talk about things, when you was a kid, that looked and smelled so good, you wish was food, and had to taste test, like, Mud Pies, Ken L burgers, Chapsticks, Japanese erasers.
I talk about boxing is becoming a circus, Logan Paul and Floyd Mayweather fight, and the "Don'ts" of skinny jeans.
I talk about the Jane Fonda workout tapes and the craze, why Mexicans don't like to use the A/C during the summer, advice on long distance relationships. It's all comedy.
I talk about people down south not locking their doors, beyond your high school years, to find out, your Mom thought you was gay, guys that find out their Fiancé cheated on them, the shooting of Daunte Wright. Enjoy... it's hilarious.
My take and thoughts on things I didn't like about the movie. And a quick recap on things that's been happening the last month, I've been gone, that requires a rant. Enjoy.
I talk about 2 distinctive events that happened in my life, between the ages of 8 and 10, making it a necessity for kids to have common sense at an early age. This could be my funniest podcast, yet.
I talk about my results from doing 23 And Me, women getting bamboozled at the car shop, and talking electronic devices that sound human.
I talk about the gorilla glue lady, Tom Brady, the Super Bowl, the streaker, women that dress too sexy for their lady friends, and the final episode of the comedy, Caesar's Day In Court, pt. 5.
Paying homage to those that paved the way, for African Americans. The attributes and contributions from my top 10 African American influencers throughout history.
I talk about trashy rappers, getting into accidents without full coverage and the benefits from hitting different races, getting DUI's during the Coronavirus era, and pt 4 "Caesar's Day In Court."
Some 80's and 90's nostalgia. I talk about Phone Booths, the popularity of gas runs back in the day, relationship advice on dating dudes with mental illnesses. Pt 3 of Caesar's Day in Court, a comedy sketch.
The story version to The Black Ones, a crime comedy about a jellybean killer, with SFX. If you're curious to WTH The Black Ones is... here you go.
I talk about the new year upon us, old school crushes, your first love, and a certain race that can forget a mask without the backlash.
I talk about the importance of family during the holidays and throughout life, with a taste of comedy.
I put together some of my favorite clips, the best of the best, from past episodes, along with a couple of my fav sketches.
I talk about Thanksgiving and food, good old fashion tear jerker movies, pumpkin vs. sweet potato, love advice, freaks are coming out later at night, and pt. 2 of Caesar's Day In Court sketch.
I talk about how speed bumps are getting out of control, acting out a trip on the sidewalk, parking signs are made to deceive you, there's a dog walker every 5 ft in Cali... And part 1 of a funny sketch, "Caesar's Day In Court."
I talk about the Boy Scouts, eating at restaurants, where the race is absent, the downfalls of cooking grits, a bad call on a stereotype.
I talk about judgmental people, dealing with certain dilemma's, jogging nude, the benefits of wearing a mask, dealing with insecure women, and much more comedy.
I talk about Halloween, the scary movies from the 80's, the 2nd Presidential Debate, news reporters think they're comedians, the discontinuation of Tab, and a short sketch "Whitey."
I talk about the need to get out and vote, desensitizing the mind to combat racism and taking everything to an offense. It's my birthday week, time for a much needed break... I'll be back in Oct.
I talk about the funniest beef out now, between Joe Budden and Gillie The King. Prayers go out to the fire fighters, and families battling the fires, and those that have lost loved ones, along with those 2 cops that was ambushed in La, praying for a quick recovery.
I talk about IG models, the viral twins, Tim and Fred, one night stand advice, washing with sponges, dumbbells has become a hot commodity, getting your first pair of expensive socks, friends trolling you on social media.
The injustices that are still going on, while solidarity is getting left behind, and a tribute to Chadwick Boseman.
I talk about the show, Cuties, about 11 year old girls, the suspects finally arrested for the killing of Jam Master Jay, Moms choosing call waiting over her kids, Restaurants setting tables in the middle of the streets, people sitting in the middle of wild animals for that good shot.
I talk about Joe Biden selecting his running mate, Kamala Harris, USPS's new sheriff, China dishing out seeds, Alien conspiracy's put to rest, an old hag with a poison obsession, Seattle player cut for sneaking in the wrong luggage.
A special episode, for all the young kids out there, a positive message, to hang in there.
I talk about Hookers making a comeback, Da Baby gets hated on too much, Cardi B's new single, Jake Paul's fortress, The homeless need to obey the street laws, Wesley street killing his childhood friend, Hannah Water and her now infamous photo of a crowded hallway, some love advice, and condolences to those families that lost loved ones, in that Beruit explosion. It's funny af..
I talk about a conspiracy on white refrigerators, Dmv lines never end, slow drivers in the left lane, a Jodi Arias sketch, she confesses to her antics, Patrick Mahomes, the 500 million dollar man, Lebron and his infamous bald spot, Dr. Fauci is more famous than the President, and some love advice for the ladies. So much comedy packed in so little time. Enjoy
I talk about an Officer, forced a guy to lick a public urinal, people renting our their backyard pools, the coronavirus jeopardizing the start of the school year, should they go or not? The historical Ig battle between Snoop Dogg and Dmx, a bottle of beer shaped like the KKK, Washington Redskins finally got a new name, not doing your online homework can get you juvenile detention, and the NBA has started.
I talk about Megan Thee Stallion and Torey Lanez, Nick Cannon and ViacomCBS, Kanye West's rally, Amber Lynn Gilles wants half, Indie Marshall wakes up with braids, CEO Robert Unanue and Goya products gets boycotted.
I talk about black on black crime, black lives lost, where's Black Lives Matter?, Vauhxx Booker, almost got lynched, fox news mishap, Kodak Black's apology, Chris Hemsworth, the new Hulk Hogan, MLB, opening day, the benefits of the Coronavirus, and more.
I talk about August Alsina and Jada Pinkett Smith, Joe Budden and Troy Ave, Terry Crews, Ghislaine Maxwell, Washington Redskins, and the necessary evil.
I talk about the burden of wearing masks, reparations owed, Bubba Wallace, Bill Cosby, tearing down statues and name changes, and the 3 officers fired for saying racist comments, and more.
I talk about my experiences with good cops, The San Diego Border, Republican racism that filled up my post, Joe Rogan, Jamie Foxx, Danny Masterson, Taco Bell, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, Alexander Kearns, IG battles, and more.
I talk about defunding the police department, Juneteenth, Gay pride month, the NBA, Bachelor's first black man, and Starbucks.
Racial injustices, good cops, bad cops, Drew Brees, Laura Ingram, Kanye West, Jake Fromm, and love one another.
The Injustice in American, The killing of George Floyd, Riots burning down cities, Christian Booker, the bird watcher, and Jimmy Fallen, dressing up like Chris Rock.
Joe Biden thinks he's down with the Homies. The Last Dance, too many episodes. Michael B. Jordan, the new Scarface. Quarantine issues. A Louis Farrakhan, and Jealous Overload sketch. Comedy for heart. Stay safe and blessed.
The Quarantine benefits. Ahmad Aubrey, jogging while black. Tekashi, making snitching a fad. Zion, a house plus extra. Mike Tyson's comeback, and Adele's phenomenal weight loss.
The crazy journey, from the making of my 1st comedy movie, Marbles, The Day in the Life of a Top Dog Marbliest, from the conception, to the miscarriage, to almost getting killed, but, yet, an idea was created.
Distorted IG battles against the great ones, Kim Jung Un and the uncertainty, and the rise of Netflix.
A casual conversation between my girlfriend, Saori, whom is Okinawan, and I, as we're dealing with this quarantine. And a funny sketch "Jawbreaker."
Crackheads should be making money off their name, and the responsibilities of taking care of plants, especially, if you're a millennial. A funny sketch, a rendition of Othello, "Oshsmello."
Goodwill is getting too damn expensive to shop in, and we break down the numbers on who urinates and craps in the shower.
We interview our 1st talented guest, Natalya Michelle, on being young in the entertainment business, the do's and don'ts, and tricks of the trade, to be a star. And one hilarious sketch "Dickstein Brothers" on what happens when you show up at a Producer's house at 1:00 a., for a role.
RIP to some that have passed away recently, Houston Astros heavy into sign stealing, Dwayde and Zia, Wendy Williams went too far. Be aware of the signs that are giving to you.
Gayle King and her infamous interview with Lisa Leslie, the backlash that came with it, and De Andre Arnold and Andrew Johnson and their dreads that got them famous, and Gabrielle Union, Terry Crews, and those weird ass tweets.
Our take on the Coronavirus, a dedication to Black History Month, on how Harriet Tubman paved the way during slavery, the comedy way. A sketch from our series, The Blind Psychiatrist "Ninja."
We talk about infamous serial killers, who are no longer the top dog, giving the reigns up to Samuel Little, who happens to be black, and Cereal companies, seem to be filling the cereal boxes, with less flakes, and more crumbs, and we pray for those in the way of the Australian fires, and fighting the war in Iran.
Bringing in the new year, but not forgetting the last, talking beef between Nick Cannon and Eminem, Lizzo and her infamous G string performance, our critique on Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker, and the Peloton commercial that got out of hand.
Good ol Christmas comedy, dissecting some of the greatest Christmas movies, our style, and a sketch "Jesus." He goes to see a Blind Pychiatrist, during the holidays, about rumors he heard, on his 2nd coming.
A Christmas special, dedicated to the Holidays and Christmas. Our favorite Holiday of the year, the good, the bad, the merrier, all in good humor. We all have our Christmas stories, growing up. This is followed by a Part 2, the movies we love.
Trumps alto ego, if he spoke at the impeachment hearings, and dudes wearing too much cologne in the gym.
Our theory on why the addiction to Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches, TI and the hymen, Gas prices so high in California, we may have to resort to Tyco race cars, and shout outs to our subscribers.
Costumes that are probably offensive nowadays, The Cali fires raging out of control, Lebron and the Hong Kong tweets, old with a new twist, and a sketch from my series, The Blind Psychiatrist "A Freak In The Bedroom."
A sketch "We Might Get Me Too'd," Old school discipline vs millennial, parents stalking teachers online, pros and cons, students getting out of hand with protest, should start thinking about doing them on the weekends, instead of playing hooky. Don't ever take us serious, it's comedy.
A moment of silence for the mass shootings, analogy on racism, we need to show more love to our neighbors, a simple "hi" will do, man hole covers are no longer, otter pops going to one color, the judicial system getting softer on criminal terms, and an interrogation sketch "Addahere." We get an awkward statement from a witness, on a murder that occurred in his neighborhood.
Childhood games that are no longer in existence, the dangers and repercussions of playing them, strate jackets, pubic hair stuck in the mouth, slow drivers in the left lane, and a variety of other stuff. We top it off with an interrogation sketch "Too Nice" at the end.
Our introduction podcast, a little history on ourselves, we talk about our crime comedy on Instagram, talk about movies of old, fun sketches, and fake sponsorship.