Therapy for Monsters: Recent Episodes
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Monsters need therapy too. As a real therapist, I talk about real issues, in session with really interesting patients.
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We are back with another session. This time Santa talks about his difficulties with the Pandemic
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
We are back with another session. This time Papa Bear talks through the horrors of a recent break and enter at his family home.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Dumbledore is struggling with the ethics of sacrificing one student for the greater good.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Marital issues bring Mr and Mrs Pacman to couples counselling.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
I made a new podcast "Wellspring Academy"
BEFORE A PERSON IS BORN, ALL THEIR EMOTIONS HEAD OFF TO WELLSPRING ACADEMY, SCHOOL FOR EMOTIONAL UNDERSTANDING. THERE THEY LEARN ALL ABOUT THEMSELVES SO THAT THEY CAN BE THE BEST EMOTIONS EVER, FOR WHEN THEIR PERSON IS BORN!
Created by an experienced Family Counsellor this podcast is designed to take you and your child, or maybe just you and your inner child... on a journey of emotional and personal discovery using the principles of Acceptance and Commitment Therapy.
Gollum does a grounding exercise for hobbits.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Now Incy Wincy is plunged into a deep depression as he contemplates his own shortcomings and the futility of ever trying to achieve his dreams.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Gobly the Goblin talks to a therapist about how he finds that accumulating gold just isn't leaving him feeling fulfilled.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
The Witcher is struggling with ongoing rejection from society and has sought therapy.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Jacob has returned to speak to his therapist about recent concerning events involving Bella.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Gollum returns for some more support from his Therapist. In this session we will be trying the no question challenge.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Snape takes a class through another emotional regulation exercise. This time an exercise from Trauma Focused ACT. A textbook by Russ Harris soon to be made available.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Our first guest monster episode. Matt joins us on Therapy for Monsters as the Boogeyman who is extremely conflicted about using fear to correct children's behaviors.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
The Sorting Hat is struggling with compulsions to sort everything around him, it's time to seek therapy.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and then Humpty Dumpty went to speak to a Therapist.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
HAL9000 is having a bad day. There was a misunderstanding, HAL handled it in a less than perfect way, but he is now willing to reach out for some support and talk it through with a Therapist.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Hal9000: https://fifteen.ai/app
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Hagrid is having some trouble with Buckbeak and seeks therapy.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
GLADoS is finally back! Thanks 15.ai for bringing her back.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
GLADOS: https://fifteen.ai/app
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Gollum chats to a new guest therapist while Tim is on break. Let's all welcome Lydia Woot Woot! She does a great job here.
Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Therapy for Monsters Trailer
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
GLADOS: https://fifteen.ai/app
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Workforce disputes, marriage issues, sick pets... Santa is going through some stuff right now. It's time he got some support in therapy.
Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
An improv group therapy session with Gollum, Snape, and Rick.
Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Snape is back to take the class through another mindfulness exercise. This time with the help of someone new.
Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Cookie Monster helps out by taking everyone through a mindful eating exercise.
Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Cookie Monster has returned for therapy to get help for his high expectations.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Me favorite cookies song background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAS-sshj_WU
Towelie... well Towelie has come to speak to a Therapist... and well... hmmm this happened.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Trump is having a tough time accepting the election result. He seeks Therapy to help him through this tough time.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Voldemort is experiencing frustration with his new servant. He has sought support from his Therapist to help him through these difficulties.
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Gollum help's out by creating a mindfulness exercise for Hobbits.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Snape is tasked by Dumbledore to teach a class some mindfulness skills.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Rick's Morty just died, which shouldn't be a big deal because there are endless dimensions with more Mortys, but that doesn't keep Rick from struggling with some tough feelings. Ricks seeks therapy.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Bowser is having some parenting issues with Bowser Junior and seeks support from his Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
It's the battle of the century! Pikachu Vs The Therapist. Will the Therapist be able to achieve a successful outcome for his client or will Pikachu's sadness and guilt be too overwhelming. Let's find out, in the next instalment of Therapy for Monsters!!!
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Severus Snape is finding a new student in his class very annoying. He seeks support from a Therapist.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Mario isn't having any luck with the girl he likes, so he seeks support from a Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
The Beast is struggling to make his prisoner fall in love with him. He has sought therapy for a bit of support.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
We are joined by more Therapists for another Case Meeting on Therapy for Monsters. We discuss Donald Trump's presentation, exploring potential underlying issues, challenges in therapy, and what therapeutic approaches will be most helpful for Trump in future sessions.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Kylo Ren talks to a Therapist about some conflicting feelings he has been having about the light and dark sides of the force.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
We are joined by another Therapist for our first ever case meeting on Therapy for Monsters. We discuss Voldemort's presentation, exploring potential underlying issues, challenges in therapy, and what therapeutic approaches will be most helpful for Voldemort in future sessions.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Gollum returns for some support around past trauma.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Edward recently broke up with Bella, it's a tough time. Edward seeks support from a Therapist. This is his first session.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Donald Trump, Thanos, Big Foot, Cookie Monster, and special guest Gordan Ramsay all come together for their first ever Group Therapy session.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Trump Voice:
https://trumped.com/
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
Donald Trump is a bit sad that no one likes him. He seeks support from a Therapist.
(Please note: This is fake news).
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Trump Voice:
https://trumped.com/
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Jacob has finally put some boundaries in place with Bella, but this is causing all sorts of conflicting emotions for him. Jacob attends his second session with his Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
Cookie Monster is on the run from the police and seeks help from his Therapist in his second session.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody
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The Monster Under The Bed has a terrible fear of being attacked by children. It's time to seek support from a Therapist. This is his first session.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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No one believes Bigfoot when he tells his fellow Bigfeet about seeing humans. Everyone laughs and dismisses the blurry pictures of people that he keeps taking as poor evidence for a crazy conspiracy theory. Bigfoot stumbles upon a Therapist camping in the woods. This is his first session.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Gollum's been a little bit preoccupied with a piece of jewelry that was taken from him. He seeks some support from a Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Dracula seeks support from his Therapist to help overcome his phobia of blood.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Bowser just wants to spend some time with his girlfriend Peach, but her clingy plumber friend keeps ruining things! It's time for Bowser to talk things through with his Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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R2D2 and BB-8 are having some relationship issues and have sought support from their local Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Voldemort has just met Professor Quirrell and persuaded him to help retrieve the Sorcerer's Stone. Things take a turn for the worse in session when Voldemort feels the Therapist is challenging his new quest for power.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Jacob is finding things tough, he loves a girl that seems to be hung up on her ex. It's all getting too much. It's time for Jacobs first therapy session.
And yes Jacob sounds British, because honestly a whole romance movie franchise without a romantic lead who has a British accent defies all logic.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Dracula is a bit old and out of shape and not feeling too good about himself, especially when he keeps comparing himself to the sexy vampires he sees on television. Dracula talks to a Therapist for some help.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
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Darth Vader just got a big promotion at work and is feeling the pressure. It's time for another counselling session.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
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Cookie Monster seeks therapy for his eating disorder.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
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Voldemort's Ghost is back for another session. It's time to start dealing with anger.
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Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Thanos is having a tough time trying to convince people that killing half of all life in the universe is a good idea. So he has booked in for his first session with a Therapist.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Darth Vader, Voldemort and GLaDOS have their first group Therapy session together.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
GLaDOS Voice: https://fifteen.ai/app
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Darth Vader is having a rough week. So he has decided to seek some support from a Therapist. This is his first session.
Music:
Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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GLADOS is back for her second session. It's time to learn about mindfulness...
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
GLADOS: https://fifteen.ai/app
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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Voldemort just can't catch a break. This kid keeps bothering him, and now Voldemort is dead. It's all a bit overwhelming, so Voldemort has started therapy with an actual real life Therapist. This is his first session.
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Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
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GLADOS is a misunderstood killer robotic AI, who just misses her best friend. Realising she needs support, GLADOS seeks help from an actual real life Therapist. This is her first session.
Credit:
Music: Relaxation by Yakov Golman
GLADOS: https://fifteen.ai/app
Disclaimer: Podcast is for entertainment purposes only. Not to be used to substitute seeking actual mental health support. All characters featured in the episode are used under fair use guidelines for the purpose of parody.
See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.