The First Impression Hoes: Recent Episodes
Monsignor Z
Join us weekly for the SHOCKING, NEVER BEFORE HEARD, INSANE, IMMACULATE, WHAT OTHER WORDS SHOULD I USE TO DESCRIBE THE INSANITY, BACHELOR PODCAST with Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband.
Week 4 was a huge snoozefest for the most part. M Dot Sull, Val, and Val's Husband join Z to break down what little actually did occur this week. The lone bright, shining star was Kim, who had the shortest reality TV stint in history.
Week 3, AKA the episode dedicated solely to Sarah is here. Quarantined Val and Val's Husband fight off their potential Rona diagnosis by dishing out their hot takes, hoping to keep it under 102 degrees. M Dot Sull, from secret remote location dips in and gives her support of Katie, coming up with our fantastic episode title. All this and more, including random song outbursts from Val's husband!
Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband are at it again to discuss week 2 of The Bachelor AKA Victoria SUCKKSSSSSS. No whispering allowed, Abigail won't be able to hear you.
The gang is finally back together to discuss all things Matt James premier related. There will be no inside voices on this podcast, we want to make sure Abigail can hear us.
Beloved Parishioners,
Sister Boom Boom, the Pelaton ridin' Depraved Deacon and The Virgin Madi join the program to discuss the atrocious, anticlimactic, awful season finale of The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart.
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Beloved Parishioners,
The Corrupt Clergy is here to break down the most upsetting and disheartening episode in The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart history. Natascha is no longer with us, but she will forever remain in our hearts. After a contentious debate about the proper vessel to eat a breakfast sandwich, the gang jumps into the performances, weird judges and eliminations from the episode.
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Beloved Parishioners,
The "All-in" wellness retreat hosted by Teddi kicks off followed by a contentious dinner party at Denise Richards House. All this and more with Sister Boom Boom and the Virgin Madi dishing the goss. LOVELY intro to kick it off.
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Beloved Parishioners,
YES! WOOO!!!! YAYYYYY!!!! DING DONG JULIA IS GONE. The crew dives into all of the drama surrounding The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. We hold an In Memoriam on those who are no longer on the show, alllllllll the Julia/Sheridan/Savannah/Brandon/Natascha drama. NATASCHA IS THE BEST EVER. We grade the musical performances (spoiler, Natascha won). All this and more!
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Beloved Parishioners,
Bishop B joins the program to answer the questions from everyone's favorite TV Game Show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Lets see how far he goes!
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Beloved Parishioners,
It's Fashion Week in New York City, and the lovely ladies from the RHONY are taking it by storm. Fantastic episode, even better coverage from Sister Boom Boom.
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Beloved Parishioners,
Sister Boom Boom and The Virgin Madi join the pod to discuss the RHOBH Episode #3. Overall a meh episode, but we take a dive into the worst person on the show, Sutton.
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Beloved Parishioners,
We finally get some clarity as to what The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart is actually about. The Depraved Deacon and Sister Boom Boom join the pod to break down all 7 performances. We have officially cancelled Julia and Jamie, and are 100% backing Natascha to win it all. All this and more!
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Beloved Parishioners,
Bishop B joins the program to answer the questions from everyone's favorite TV Game Show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Lets see how far he goes!
Beloved Parishioners,
Sister Boom Boom joins the program to discuss quite possibly the best reality TV episode in years from The Real Housewives of New York. Plenty of quotes from Leah and drunken pool drama.
In the name of the Backdoor Covers, the Loaded Coronas and the GirlPop, Amen
- Monsignor Z
Beloved Parishioners,
Sister Boom Boom and The Virgin Madi join the program to discuss the 2nd episode of RHOBH. Spoiler alert, there's plenty of shit-talking about Sutton!
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Beloved Parishioners,
The Corrupt Clergy is here to break down all things Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. We get into a spirited debate about emotional cheating, love languages and how we are already annoyed with Jamie and her big dumb boobs.
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Beloved Parishioners,
The Corrupt Clergy covers the latest from "The Holy Order."
(0:00-1:16) Intro
(1:16-15:52) The Real Housewives of New York with Sister Boom Boom
(15:53-47:53) The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with The Virgin Madi and Sister Boom Boom
(47:54-1:06:35) Motherland: Fort Salem with The Depraved Deacon, Bishop B and Sister Boom Boom
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Beloved Parishioners,
The Corrupt Clergy covers the latest from "The Holy Order."
(01:00) The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart Season Premiere Breakdown with The Depraved Deacon, Sister Boom Boom and the Mad Messiah
(38:00) Busch Family Brewed Season Review with The Depraved Deacon and Sister Boom Boom
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Beloved Parishioners,
The Corrupt Clergy covers three shows from "The Holy Order."
(01:28) The Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) episode #2 w/ Sister Boom Boom
(14:23) Motherland: Fort Salem Episodes 4 w/ The Depraved Deacon, Bishop B and Sister Boom Boom
(33:59) Who Wants To Be A Millionaire premier episode with Bishop B.
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Beloved Parishioners,
The Corrupt Clergy dives in for their first full week of coverage of "The Holy Order."
SPOILERS FOR ALL CONTENT COVERED
(01:12) The Real Housewives of New York premier broken down w/ Sister Boom Boom
(23:34) Motherland: Fort Salem Episodes 1-3 with The Depraved Deacon, Bishop B and Sister Boom Boom
(50:43) Tiger King Dream Team Fantasy Draft with The Pasty Pope, Brother V, The Depraved Deacon, Sister Boom Boom and Bishop B
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Please enjoy just the clips of Bishop B from this week's Tiger King podcast from the Corrupt Clergy. It's epic.
Beloved Parishioners,
This week we jump into a review on Tiger King, the Netflix documentary that is taking the world by storm. We hit on all of the major story lines including: the murder for hire plot, did Carol Baskin kill her Don Lewis? All the guns, drugs and meth talk you could ask for. JEFF LOWE STOLE THE ZOO! Were Joe Exotic's husbands actually gay? Should Joe have won the presidential/gubernatorial elections? Is Doc Antle the coolest dude in the world? ALL THIS PLUS a dive into all of the insane characters that you meet throughout this 7 episode journey of mayhem.
This week we are joined by Monsignor Z, Bones, Val + Val's Husband, and Bishop B. Check us out at www.churchofz.com for more content.
An absolutely jaw-dropping, explosive, drama laden finale of The Bachelor took place, and the crew is here to dissect it all. They give their Cockpit Quickie's (tweet length review of the episode), our In Mememorium (to honor those who have been eliminated) and then they break down the craziness from the Final Rose. Things get heated when discussing the polarizing Barb, Pete's mother, as the crew gangs up on Z for defending her.
Join M Dot Sull, Val, Val's Husband and Z for all this and more.
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Welcome to the Mile High Club, where we are here for all of the flight reasons. Small crew this week as it's just Z, Val and Val's Husband. They dig into the Fantasy Suite Dates of Hannah Anne and Victoria F and the Not-So Fantasy Suite of Madison.
Important questions to think about this week: Does Hannah Anne care about anything other than winning? Is she willing to be cucked by Victoria F if it means Peter giving her the final rose? Will Madison let Peter deflower her? How far up on the Crazy/Hot scale is Victoria F?
Theories and projections for the final rose as well as a look ahead to the Women Tell All next week! Thanks for tuning in!
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Welcome to the Mile High Club, where we are here for all of the flight reasons. Z, Val and Val's Husband are with you to break down the Clare Crawley Bachelorette announcement, the women tell-all and break down who Peter is going to pick.
We finally have our send off for Victoria F, as we are all happier she is out of our television lives (till paradise). Also, Mykenna drops another boring, self empowering speech. Finally, we delve into the uncomfortable racism segment.
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