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Chris Alan

Comedian Chris Alan's weekly take on everything from sports to politics

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This week Chris talks about his family,  Emmy snubs, Apple TV's Silo, what if the zombie apocalypse is really VR, and he announces the end of the show and the beginning of a new endeavor his new show The Chris Alan Show, coming Aug 1st!! 

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Hey everybody!! This week Chris talks about being happy that his son is really enjoying the summer with the family. He also recaps the entire night opening for Michael Che, how it happened and  the thoughts leading up to and after the show, and getting to share a special moment with one his best friends.

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This week I sit down with a good friend and NYC based comedian Ian Lara while we were working the DC Improv. We talk our love of comedy, getting his start in NYC, getting passed at clubs, bombing on his Comedy Cellar audition, losing his mother during a huge part of comedy career and pushing through tough times.  Make sure to check out his HBO special "Romantic Comedy" on Max. Follow Ian @ianlaralive on all things social media.

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This week Chris talks about missing his son, reminisces about summer as a kid, Oceangate, loving the NBA draft, and rants about fake outrage. 

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This week Chris talks about Myles' experience with his grandmother brings back memories of being made to wait alot as a child, being left at mall and how our parents didnt respect our time growing up. He covers the NBA Finals, Arvydas Sabonis. A Tik Toker faking his death, and how taking 300mg edibles destroyed his night!! 

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This week Chris talks about having family he can count on, Myles enjoying himself in Rochester. The Duggars documentary and the connection the MAGA movement, Trump federally indicted, Zion Williamson adult film star drama and being let go from the Neal Brennan tour. 

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This week Chris talks about going back to Rochester, the love for his city, almost shattering his heel, prayer may work, Shannon Sharpe leaving Undisputed, not liking Skip Bayless and he can't decide who will win the 2023 NBA Finals.

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This week Chris talks about being extremely proud of his son Myles for graduating from elementary school with flying colors. LeBron being swept in the Finals, "retirement" talk from talking heads, Bron chances of actually playing with Bronny and Jokic looks like he really should've been the MVP of the league. 

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This week Chris talks about his emtional moment about Myles getting asked to test for advanced math for middle school, Ja Morant on IG live with another gun, athletes and guns, double standards and the San Antonio Spurs getting the #1 and likely Victor Wembanyama. 

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This week Chris talks about being away from his son for two weeks has given him fresh perspective. Dealing with feelings of guilt and  anger staying at such a nice resort, coming to terms with and dealing with those feeling, learning to accept the things we cannot and finding the good and happy in situations. 

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This week Chris sits down with soon to be UVA Law School graduate and brand new comic, Tyriek Mack. We talk about, growing in DC, being a smart dude in the hood, attending Harvard Summer School, living in South Africa, becoming an activist, navigating white people in Wisconsin, and finding comedy amongst other things both of these niggas have ADHD and veer off at times BUT it's great episode, a funny episode! Enjoy!!

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This week Chris talks about Myles for advocating for himself, Fox News pays Dominions almost $1B in settlement, the Draymond Green "stomp," a 6'10 8th grader, and two senseless shootings.

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This week Chris talks about school field trips, a discussion with a friend who feels at times he paints with a broad brush, overcoming fear of the outdoors, enjoying nature and he makes a BOLD NBA playoff prediction.

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This week Chris talks about his road gigs  Columbus and Cincinnati. Shooting sketches, new headshots staying in a Red Roof Inn off the freeway with white cleaning ladies. The Angel Reese/ Caitlin Clark situation. Black people needing to win the "right" way to not upset white folks, Trump being indicted and a gun at Jersey Mike's.

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This week Chris talks about Myles love/hating the upcoming summer, Blacc Chyna loses ass but finds God, entitled sports fans talking sh*t to NBA players, and Nashville.

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This week Chris talks about having a good birthday, Myles getting straight A's. Tekashi getting beat down in LA Fitness, Larsa Pippen claims she had sex with Scottie Pippen four times a day for 23 years, Trump lying about going to jail and Chris reflects on the hit survival show "Alone" 

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This week Chris had big new about the podcast, talks about being proud of Myles for self-soothing, hating child actor and influencers parents. Alien motherships in the solar system, and tries to highly explain his theory on  why he thinks aliens are close to contacting us.

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This week Chris talks about Myles experiencing his first racial incident at school. 90s East Coast rap, Ja Morant situation,  Finesse 2 Tymes gifting friends 5k and shoes after doing 10 years for him, and the Chris Rock's special. 

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This week Chris talks about overcoming a parenting fear, Pete Davidson allegedly dating rapper Ice Spice, thoughts on "Dilbert" creator Adam Scott's racist anti-black rant, and Deion making a questionable comments on recruiting.  

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This week Chris talks about trying give other more grace and patience. Twitter being the biggest bully of all the social media platforms. He   recommends some NBA All-Star weekend changes, talks Bill Russell, Lebron and Jordan.

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This week Chris talks about the great improvements Myles is making socially. Being the happiest he's ever been, Feb 15th being the most relax day at work, the Super Bowl, segregated half time shows, spy balloons, aliens and M. Night movies and Fight Club doesn't hold up for me.

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This week Chris talks about, South Pole clothes, black history month, headlining the DC Comedy Loft,  a humbling moment, the African American History Museum, sci-fi peeves and he admits he could never be an astronaut. 

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This week Chris sits down with friend and comedian TJ Ferguson, they talk about TJ being a "husky" kid, his acting career,  stand-up comedy, bad Christmas movies, fashion and  being afraid of ghosts.

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This week Chris talks about becoming a toxic esports dad watching his son play games online, having a great run of shows in Cleveland, and how the midwest doesnt care about your health and the only place to have heavy salads.

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This week Chris has a guest! He sits down with an old military friend Ray M.  They catch up and Ray tells us about the time in his life he was deep into the strip club lifestyle, starting off going on the weekends to seven days a week. From getting tricked to tricking off tens of thousands of dollars. We talk about his lowest moment and his craziest moments to where his now in his life with the lifestyle behind him.

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This week Chris talks watching his son play FPSs, cold coffee, focusing on positivity and productivity, recounts an amazing weekend in DC, accepting his gifts and talents and he and homie hit a dope Caribbean spot in Silver Spring, MD.

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Chris is back with the first episode of the year, this week he talks about setting up a YT channel for his son, losing his patience, New Year's as a kid, bringing in 2023 with his family and champions being overrated.

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Chris is back with the first episode of the year, this week he talks about setting up a YT channel for his son, losing his patience, New Year's as a kid, bringing in 2023 with his family and champions being overrated. 

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This week Chris talks about Christmas Day, seeing your kids happy, cooking on Christmas, holiday movies, the Best Man series and his love of reality TV.

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This week Chris talks about spending time with Myles, eating inside a McDonald's, the decline of McDonald's  and he takes a stroll down memory lane and talks Christmas as a kid.

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This week Chris talks about possibly buying Myles a cellphone for Christmas,  his weekend at the Denver Comedy Lounge, meeting up with some old friends and why Denver is such a dope city.

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This week talks about Myles playing online with his friends for the first time, being a parent with a kid online, Deion Sanders leaving Jackson State University and Gabrielle Union defending her stepdaughter against attacks from Lil Boosie. 

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This week Chris talks about Myles beating a game he's been playing for a while, frustrations of gaming, the World Cup, and Bonefish Grill is terrible. 

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This week Chris talks about Myles not liking talking to strangers, recalls Thanksgiving as a kid, turkey being overrated, Lil Rel and Deon Cole's comedy special, black mothers, and Colorado Springs

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This week Chris talks about finding a missing Chromebook after 2 years. Myles getting straight As, Normand's wedding, Wakanda Forever and an ethnocentric teacher caught on video.

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This week Chris talks about spending a great Saturday with Myles, and  getting  great news about the him at his parent-teacher conference. Meeting his first real dinosaur denier, Chris then highly convinces himself that dinosaurs may not be real. Goes down a Jurassic Park rabbit hole and ends on talking about being "finding comfort in discomfort". 

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This week Chris talks himself and Myles  sharing certain personality flaws and trying to work through them together. Trying to be a better teammate in my marriage and the tragic death of rapper Takeoff sparks the tired excuse of blaming rap lyrics/music for the root cause of all bad things in the black community.

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This week Chris talks about Myles growing up fast, talking too much on social media, Adidas breaks ties with Ye and his quick trip to NYC and performing at the Comedy Cellar.

I know I said I love NYC 1000x on this show and I  also inadvertently say this is episode 306 a it's actually 307 

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This week Chris talks about Myles loving to play football (kinda), being a delusional basketball player, 90s point guards, abandoning negative thinking, and my true concerns for Ye. 

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This week Chris talks about having a great weekend with Myles, robot rights, Adnan Sayed's release, playoff baseball, and trying to get over crippling fear of failure. 

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This week Chris talks about Myles playing online more, he gives his thoughts on Jeffrey Dahmer, white privilege and KKKanye West wearing a White Lives Matter shirt.

Kanye #JeffreyDahmer #parenting #serialkiller

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This week Chris talks about playing Minecraft with Myles, Rachel Dolezal's "leaked" OnlyFans pics, the Ime Udoka situation, black 90s actresses and getting cheated on has nothing to do with looks.

Sep 30 - Vagabond Theater - Baltimore MD 

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-stand-up-comedy-showcase-the-witching-hour-tickets-407149544247?fbclid=IwAR1Vg0CAuuXeEVWR0rxd_zHact3GT7gczFhkjVlnP-2OKiEqBWEswN8O4EM

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This week Chris talks about throwing his son a memorable 10th birthday party, spending time with family , and overanalyzes the ridiculousness of a CLASSIC video.....Mike Tyson's Punch Out!! 

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This week Chris talks about Myles staying at a friends house for the first time,  Moonfall a new Halle Berry sci-fi movie, asks which aliens would be scarier robotic or organic, going to work during the end of the world, and lastly his weekend at the Richmond Funnybone w/ Normand and a friends "Henry Hill" moment.

UPCOMING SHOWS:

Sep 21 - DC Comedy Loft - Hostbattle 

https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/186443. 

Sep 30th - Vagabond Theater - Baltimore  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/407149544247

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This week Chris talks about Myles making him feel good as a dad, not being a fan of walmart employees, hurting semi-fascists feelings, gourmet hot dogs,  and a great weekend of shows in DC. 

Richmond Funnybone Sep 8-10

https://richmond.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/5f50df54-fd87-45e7-99ef-5bcd89b257f7/af1fea16-a2d2-4c37-93f6-f39765439cc6/Mark_Normand/Richmond_Funny_Bone

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This week Chris talks about, shady insurance companies, college dorms, his weekend headlining in St. Louis at Helium and remembering initial vision.

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This week I talk about Myles' first week back to school, the documents at Mar-a-Lago, a much needed lunch with my military friends, and therapist who was fired for telling black men they need therapy

St. Louis Helium this weekend:

https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196

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This week Chris talks about Myles starting the 5th grade, the great turnout at the Soul Of Cville event, and a day-by-day recap of the Normand bachelor party! 

Follow me on social media: @chrisalancomedy 

Shows: St. Louis Helium Aug 26-27 

https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196

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This week Chris talks about Myles' obsession with Minecraft , he goes into detail about bombing in Fayetteville NC for 30 mins, what he learned and  watching Summer Slam high as hell and having a new found respect for professional wrestlers.

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This week Chris talks about hanging out with Brian Simpson at the Richmond Funnybone, 90s video games,  AirBnB renting out old slave cabins, researchers using dead spiders to do work, and finding a new night time ritual the entire family enjoys to wind down. 

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This week Chris talks about being proud that Myles is empathic towards other children, a last minute opportunity to open for the great Neal Brennan, and flying down to Atlanta for a surprise 50th wedding anniversary party, and he asks why the good samaritan who stopped a mass shooter doesn't get the national attention he should.

Upcoming shows: 

Aug 4 - Tally Ho Theater Leesburg Va https://www.ticketweb.com/event/comedy-night-in-leesburg-presented-tally-ho-theater-tickets/12316235

Aug 26-17 - St. Louis Helium

https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/events/60196  

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This week Chris talks his trip with Myles back home to Rochester, Myles accepting his role as the big cousin. A much needed hang with Roc comics, headlining the Carlson, weird pizza toppings, Doja Cat being a weirdo and Chris says goodbye to a fellow comic, Jak Knight who recently tragically passed away. 

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This week Chris has a guest, he sits down with celebrity photographer and aspiring comedian Chris "Good Knews" Cardwell. We talk about his journey into photographer, he's all about positivity, setting goals, manifesting things into your life and surrounding yourself with the right people. It was a great talk! Hope you enjoy! You can check Good Knews on social media:

IG: @i_am_goodknews 

website: www.goodknewsphotography.com 

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This week Chris talks about getting back on track with therapy and working out, only watching scary movies during the day, Alexa will soon be able to use dead relatives voices and his take on the 1/6 hearings. 

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This week Chris talks about being proud of his son for the progress he's making, a quick Baltimore re-cap, his night in Cleveland, Steph Curry and his thoughts on the Jan 6 hearings.

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This episode Chris talks about his son wanting to try and tackle his anxiety w/o meds, our generation becoming the boring old folks, Buzz Lightyear, and sentient AI.

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This week Chris talks about Myles' anxiety and fixation on death, he has a realization that he never allowed his dad to evolve, white kids getting shott, taser drones and the NBA playoffs. 

Upcoming shows:

Magooby's Jun 9-10

https://www.magoobysjokehouse.com/events/54934

Haymarket, Va Jun 11

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/live-comedy-june-11-haymarket-cakeismyfriend-tickets-346822002947 

DC Comedy Loft Jun 15th 7:30pmhttps://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/169598

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This week Chris returns and talk about Myles finishing the 4th grade, remembering elementary school, and learning to help others from his dad.

He also discusses the Texas shooting, his thoughts as a parent and on guns as an AR-15 owner, seeing both sides of the argument and asks why ppl blindly support cops.

Upcoming shows: 

DC Comedy Loft, June 15th 

Host Battle https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/169598

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This week Chris talks about parenting, telling people no,  Celtics and Warriors hate,  the NBA playoffs, shady fertility doctors and the Buffalo shooting. 

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This week Chris talks about Mothers Day, NBA playoffs, sports documentaries, Young Thug/Gunna indictments and hes asks why after having so much success why these guys still want to fool around with the street life. 

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This week Chris talks about being yet again proud of his son, Dave Chappelle being rushed on stage, Ozark finale (no spoilers) and the significance of Nas' first album Illmatic. 

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This week Chris talks about being extremely proud of his son, fostering his growth, thoughts on traveling, hating bugs, and his thought on Elon Musk buying twitter.

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This week Chris talks about a busy week of comedy, from Comedy and Conversation on Wed, two sold out shows at The Southern on Thurs, and all leading to to Saturday opening for Mark Normand at the Lincoln Theater in Washington, DC.

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This week Chris talks about, having the house to himself his weekend in DC, doing spots at Hotbed and the DC Improv, a great moment with an old friend, spilling orange juice on his new sneakers and night clubs are no longer for him.

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This week Chris talks about drunk surgeons, missing his son who is out of town, HBO's show Winning Time, the NCAA Championship, Jerrod Carmichael, a fun but disappointing trip to DC to record some sets.

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This week Chris talks about Myles getting straight As on this report card, parenting being just a series of thin lines and of course he takes about the Will Smith, Chris Rock situation.

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This week Chris talks about his son getting into the robotics program, being an annoying robotics dad,  the callousness of pro sports, NCAA tourney, Lia Thomas, and championships being overrated.

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This week Chris talks about watching The Simpsons with his son from the beginning, realizing his parents were kind of cool growing, pet peeves when dropping off and picking up his kid from school, and how sci-fi never makes the future look enjoyable. 

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This week Chris talks about Myles going to a birthday party, impromptu sleepovers as a kid, the sci-fi kick he's been on lately and he talk about The Silent Sea, Boba Fett and Raised by Wolves.

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This week Chris talks about Myles being in a good place, celebrating wife's bday, meeting Annie Lederman, 7/11 pizza and Ja Morant. 

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This week Chris talks about his weekend at the Columbus Funnybone with Mark Normand, headlining a local show, paying it forward and accepting love. 

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This week Chris talks about being proud of his son for pushing himself, the Super Bowl halftime show (got so caught up talking Dre and them I didn't even mention Kendrick!) and thoughts on a stolen valor situation.

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This week Chris talks about a family decision, Myles' newfound love of first person shooters, shows in DC, going to a Wizards game and his take on this Joe Rogan controversy 

Upcoming shows:

Hostbattle at DC Comedy Loft Feb 16 7:30pm ticket link:

https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/162850

Columbus Funnybone Feb 18-20 w/ Mark Normand ticket link:https://columbus.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/5ee10a1b-972f-4813-b02f-f60e14989472/835a5551-0c03-4271-9a36-6bce765bcde3/Mark__Normand/Columbus_Funny_Bone

Junior's Bar and Grill (Columbus, OH)  9pm ticket link:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-night-with-chris-alan-tickets-254006729967?fbclid=IwAR1igaMKH2lZD9oeDUIdGp2g3vLO641nBj4LJ4ieXBXFOHC88o_V5JfhRUY

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This week Chris  talks about his son getting into Fornite, old school action movies, Tom Brady retiring and Jimmy G not being an elite QB. 

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This week Chris talks about the NFL playoffs,  sexy M&Ms, Joe Louis vs Mike Tyson, and dumb COVID rules. 

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This week Chris talks about cooking with Myles, Cobra Kai, toolboxes falling your head, a preacher rubbing spit on church goers face and Louisiana Senate candidate smoking weed in campaign commercial

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Happy New Year, this episode Chris talks about a new family tradition they began on New Year's, being proud of Myles, Jan 6 anniversary, and Little Caesar's being shitty. 

DC Comedy Loft Jan 19th, 7:30pm - https://www.dccomedyloft.com/shows/162845

Charlottesville: The Southern Cafe and Music Hall Jan 21, https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01005C23B33C1BD0?CAMEFROM=CFC_SOUTHERNCAFE_WEB_HOMEPAGE_HOSTBATTLE&brand=southern

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This week Chris talks about his Christmas with the family, the passing of John Madden and his thoughts on Matrix Resurrection and the ending of the series Insecure 

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This week Chris talks about hating IRS, a judge saying the n-word, Steph breaking the all-time 3pt record and Ray Allen being my personal  favorite NBA shooter.

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This week Chris talks about being disappointed in a show,  loving DC and Jussie Smollet being foind guilty of lying and the gloating and hypocrisy of Ben Shapiro.

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This week Chris talks about recognizing his fears, Lebron James having two fans kicked out, talking shit to pro athletes, the Arbery verdict and a great night in DC.

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This week I talk about Thanksgiving memories, overrated foods and traditions. LeBron elbowing Isaiah Stewart, the Rittenhouse verdict and what really upsets black people about it, specifically. 

(I recorded this the day before the Arbery verdict) 

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This episode Chris talks about the recent death of one of his favorite musical artist Young Dolph, giving up during a trial, a maintenance main mishap and comedy beefs. 

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This week Chris talks about deciding to being happy, going back to therapy, Kyle Rittenhouse and AstroWorld. 

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This week Chris is surprised at a pretty profound statement from Myles, pet peeves at the deli, shitty tires, upselling and a hard conversation with a friend.

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This week Chris talks about parenting moments, and he is finally open about his thoughts on Chappelle, feminism and comics he doesn't care for ie the Hodge Twins. 

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This week Chris talks about stepping up for the family, leaning on his wife during hard times and his weekend at the Carlson w/ Mark Normand.

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This week Chris talks about Myles trying to impress girls by talking about video games, stepping up in a tough time, remembering the good times and taking others "victories" as your own.

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This week I talk about being proud of my son, thin lines in parenting, and my thought on The Many Saints of Newark and Chappelle's new special. 

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This week Chris talks about being excited to see the long anticipated Sopranos prequel, The Many Saints of Newark, his trip back home to Rochester, NBA players and vaccines, everyone being themselves unapologetically and then get mad at everyone else for doing the same.

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This week Chris talks about it being officially fall, his obsession with video games and his thoughts on a racial incident filmed at AS

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This week Chris talks about the birthday computer being a hit, enjoying seeing your siblings in pain,  his weekend  at the DC Improv and Nicki Minaj.

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This week Chris talks about wanting to game again, wanting a new car, baby tech, Kanye and Drake's new album, bombing at his first college and he remembers actor Michael K. Williams.

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Chris is back this week, he's excited about the computer he got for his son ( and himself to a degree), and his last trip to NYC where he did  Are You Garbage, YKWD and Skeptic Tanks podcasts. 

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This episode I talk about the culture war in America, parents losing their minds over masks, and my thoughts on the disaster in Afghanistan and leaving our allies behind.

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This week Chris talks about Myles going back to school, masks at school, and he talks about all the love and support he received over the last week since the album release. 

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This week Chris talks about his trip to NYC, hosting at Fat Black, attending a Netflix taping, his album coming out today and good samaritans. 

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This week Chris talks about Myles' love to create, weekend in DC with Janelle James, looking out for a friend,  and Simone Biles. 

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This week Chris talks about not missing the cubicle life, weird co-workers, the NBA Finals and wanting to be great.

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This week Chris goes down memory lane, cozy car rides as a kid, featuring at the Toledo Funnybone for the very first time, and why he values having a diverse group of friends. Also his album "Off Script"  is available for pre-sale!!

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This week I talk about the Sha' Carri Richardson situation, how people say "the rules are the rules" when it's convenient, and how people of color have to be righteous and think about the greater good and ramifications of our art or personal expressions. 

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This week Chris talks about a show in Baltimore, his first time doing Soul Joel's comedy club, a fun DC hang, Migos new album, the KD/Pippen beef, Jalen Rose's "token" comments about Kevin Love and my lack of empathy for certain people.

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This week Chris talks about his feelings about trying to play the "not seeing color" game, how Nazi sympathy will grow and become mainstream, cognitive dissonance, and why they'll try and change the name of Juneteenth.

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This week Chris talks about his weekend at the Virginia Beach Funnybone, not missing being military people, the country getting back to normal, and he believes things are a little better and more people are aware how others feel in this country after a terrible 2020

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This week Chris talks about leaving his son in Rochester for the summer, seeing a soldier surprise family, thoughts on Memorial Day, LeBron's bad game and Osaka's decision to drop out of the tourney. 

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This week I talk about taking Myles to my parents for the summer, "personal choice" when it's convenient, Kwame Brown, NBA Playoffs and the new Texas gun law.

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This week Chris talks about fears and parenting, his weekend of comedy and hanging out with friends in DC, tacos, rooftops hangs, sativa strolls and lots of laughs!

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This week Chris get introspective about the similarities between him and his son, rants about reality shows and fighting at sporting events.

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This week I talk about Myles loving role playing games, missing gaming, not being a fan of Ben Shapiro, the right slowly shifting to their "feelings" over facts, updates about my album and loving Michael Che's new sketch show.

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This week I talk about Myles having a tooth pulled at the dentist, fake concern for black people, censorship and loving the NFL and NBA Draft day.

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This week I talk about leaning on my son for some inner peace, the George Floyd verdict, fake outrage and bias media coverage. 

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This episode I talk about Myles being a good sport with all the traveling and changes, my weekend at Goodnights recording my album with Helium Presents, the Fort Jackson Army Sergeant  the Minneapolis and Chicago police shootings and right wing hypocrites. 

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This week I talk about going back going back to Rochester with Myles, my weekend at Carlson, my weekend in Columbus OH, "hustle culture" and being insulted by a Wegman's employee over steaks.

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This week I talk about my weekend at the Columbus Funnybone, the controversial Lil Nas X video, child stars being fucked up, and Matt Gaetz scandal.

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This week Chris talks about buying his son a longboard, not liking PF Chang's, Cheesecake Factory and why Bubba Gump Shrimp Co is the worst restaurant in America.

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This week I talk about the Atlanta tragedy, conservatives fake disgust with Cardi B,  and experiencing imposter syndrome about recording my album.

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This week I talk about Myles opening up and trying new things, my weekend with Normand at the Liberty Funnybone, and my thoughts on the Oprah interview with the Royals. 

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This week I talk about having a great organic moment with Myles, I talk about some recent self discoveries and realizations about myself and being sick of holding back because of fear. 

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This episode I talk about watching the Mars rover landing, Ted Cruz skipping down to Cancun, and my thoughts on Rush Limbaugh

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This episode I talk about introducing Myles to Tolkein, the awesome ridiculousness of 90s action/cop movies and opting out of Black History Month. 

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This week I talk about my parenting differences, white dudes quoting Malcolm X, and catering to others feelings. 

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This week I talk about Myles getting back into languages, the election, and how to deal with bitter Trump supporters. 

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This episode I talk about Myles wanting to learn Japanese,  the Capitol storming and what needs to happen to move forward. 

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This episode I talk about the domestic terrorist attack that happen on Jan 6, 2021 in our nations capitol fueled by our President Donald J. Trump. I also talk about the hypocrisy and double standard Trump Loyalists live by. 

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This episode I talk about building trust with Myles, too many Christmas trees, celebs paying for sex, and rude advice. 

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This week I talk about the challenges of raising a child while pushing down your own fears, my re-watch of Pulp fiction, and NBA contract haters. 

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This ep I talk about Myles becoming more independent, my weekend at the Comedy Zone in Greenville, SC w/ Normand, a bad hotel and blaming governors. 

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This episode I talk about Myles getting testing done, my weekend with Normand at Hilarities in Cleveland and my thoughts on the election.

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This episode I talk about being open with Myles, being modest and my thoughts on the election. 

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This week I talk about Myles loving to code, hating your job, and about my shows in Leesburg and working with Dave Attell in DC. 

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This episode I talk about Myles' sleep habits, Rogue Island Comedy Festival, going to a cannabis dispensary and my show in Baltimore w/ Mark Normand and Umar Khan.

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This week I talk about Myles having some good breakthroughs with his ADHD, my thoughts on Trump having COVID and the Michigan would-be kidnappers. 

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This week I talk about Myles' 8th birthday, my first weekend back in the clubs with my buddy Mark Normand and Covington calling out Lebron James. 

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This week I talk about Myles going back to school virtually, 9/11, and Rochester protests. 

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This week I talk about panic attack, self defense, and Kyle Rittenhouse shooting.

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This episode I talk about Myles having some setbacks dealing with his ADHD, questioning people's blackness and being excited about the NBA again and how much it's changed.

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This week I talk about Myles making progress handling his ADHD, Ben Shapiro analyzing WAP lyrics, and fake political outrage. 

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This episode I talk about Myles having a breakthrough, this touching documentary called "Speed Cubers" and how weak men can't handle the WAP video. 

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This ep I talk about Myles making some strides with his ADHD and the very believable non biased frontline doctors video that was released.

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This week I talk about AOC speech, calling it that masks would become patriotic and watching Back to the Future w/ Myles.

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This episode I lighten it up, this week I trash vacuum and mattress sales people. I talk about my fantasies of businesses I love to own, from hardware stores to fancy steakhouses. It’s a fun episode!!

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This ep i talk about video games, wearing masks, Will and Jada, and fetishizing groups

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This week I talk about not knowing what I’m doing a parent, not messing up your kid, trying to get on twitch, my support of guns, 2A and protecting yourself.

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This week the work ideologically kicks my ass several times, I talk about getting Myles set up on video game streaming servicethat goes under the next day, Minecraft hoes, and how our polarized society is very dangerous

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This week I talk about Myles wanting to be a youtuber, cops quitting, and the Confederate monuments being taken down.

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This episode I talk about having those conversations about racism with my son, and I give a “review” and my thoughts on Dave Chappelle’s new release 8:46

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This week I talk about Myles loving baseball, Drew Brees, and how it took me time to publicly embrace BLM.

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This episode I talk about Minneapolis, the riots, racism, and hypocrisy.

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This episode I talk about shooting my first short film with Myles, premiering in an at home film festival, sharing a “spiritual” moment with a family member and my new live YouTube show “He Got Answers”

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This episode I talk about Myles finishing 2nd grade, gotcha culture, and more thoughts on Ahmaud case.

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This week I talk about Myles and his gaming lingo, complaining about quarantine, my thoughts on Ahmaud Arbery and Gabrielle Union being terrible.

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This episode I talk about Myles and I bonding over Mario, Drake’s new album, and my honest take on the Michigan protests.

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This week I talk about Myles’ thoughtfulness, white slaves in Michigan, freedom rallies and guns!

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This ep I talk about my new video series with Myles, political hypocrisy and the fact those who claim to have the most resolve do not have any at all.

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This ep I talk about, fake Christians, spending time with the family and our “greatness” as a nation being exposed.

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This ep I talk about Myles’ being home, my feeling about turning 40 last week, and how politicized this virus has become.

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This ep I talk about want we are doing to keep ourselves busy and positive, my take on Tiger King and I encourage others to stay informed and keep a positive outlook

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This episode I talk about how we are holding up and all my initial thoughts on the virus, and some possible positive outcomes when this is all over.

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This episode I talk about how we are holding up and all my initial thoughts on the virus, and some possible positive outcomes when this is all over.

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This ep I talk about Myles riding a two-wheel bike, my weekend at Zanies Nashville w/ Mark Normand.

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This week I talk about my son’s ADHD, my trip to NYC, and I say a special happy bday to the wife!

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This week I talk about being aware of downloading insecurities on my son, and my response to the hate that Dwayne Wade is receiving.

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This week I rant about how championship rings are overrated, last thoughts on Kobe and how when you don’t bash Trump and ask serious questions most of his supporters don’t respond.

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This week I talk about Myles’ ADHD meds, how social media would react to the OJ trial today, and my thoughts on Rush Limbaugh.

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This week I talk about the life and death and of my favorite athlete Kobe Bryant.

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This week I talk about Myles being obsessed with his scooter, my obsession with Cheer, and when it’s ok to call White people racist.

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This week I rant about Loni Love’s statement that black men don’t know how to treat black women.

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This ep I rant about the hijacked “self-care” movement. I feel most people use it to just be lazy and not improve on themselves while calling everyone and everything they don’t like...toxic

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Hey I sit down with myles and we talk about our 2020 goals, him wanting to learn how to code and eventually code his own games and try to eat cookies for the first time.

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This episode I talk about our Christmas, giving Santa “credit”, Kevin Hart’s work ethic and how we as black folks needs to stop making our older folks raise our kids

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This episode I talk about myles not being excited for Christmas, and my take on the impeachment and bs surrounding it

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This ep I talk about being superstitious, being over all the Christmas gifts, and Michelle Wolf’s new comedy special

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This week I talk about Myles wanting to code, this impeachment, and my great weekend at the Carlson