Ninjas vs. Podcast: Recent Episodes
Tyler Crumrine, Jordan Zimmerman, and Kevin Gaul
A year ago Jordan got married. A year later Tyler finally edited an episode we recorded right before the ceremony. Kevin & Adam were also there. Enjoy.
This week’s contenders: Ghost life vs. Reincarnation, Muss vs. Fuss, Bad beer vs. Bad liquor, Fast travel vs. Bag of holding.
This week’s contenders: Cooking vs. Bartending, SPAM Slam vs. Ham Scam, Punk Rock Uncle Sam vs. Goth Santa, Suffering slings and arrows vs. Taking arms against them.
This week’s contenders: Zorro vs. Batman, Robot Wars vs. Junkyard Wars, No woman, no cry vs. No shirt, no shoes, no service, Shredded but weak vs. Fat but strong.
This week’s contenders: A-Team vs. MacGyver, “Batman vs. Superman” vs. “Freddy vs. Jason,” Sunny day vs. Rainy day, Obama vs. Mitt Romney.
This week’s contenders: Hippies vs. Frat Bros, Gyroscopes vs. Gyros, Killing Hitler vs. Winning the lottery, John Cena vs. Danny DeVito.
This week’s contenders: Fairy Boat vs. Ferry Godmother, Get up vs. Get down, Rock Lobster vs. Lobstrosity, Bebop vs. Rocksteady.
This week’s contenders: Dark Vader vs. Kylo Ren, Pizza chain vs. Donut chain, Gargoyles vs. Street Sharks, Fast vs. Furious.
This week’s contenders: Broncos vs. Panthers, Greece vs. Grease, Nancy Sinatra vs. Nancy Reagan, Powerball vs. Belle of the Ball.
This week’s contenders: Close proximity relationship vs. Separate time zones, Stinkbugs vs. Ladybugs, Crumbs vs. Rinds, Be a dragon vs. Have a dragon.
This week’s contenders: Island vs. Deep Space, Surfer vs. Lawyer, Spanish Flea vs. Girl from Ipanema, Axe vs. Multiple collars popped.
This week’s contenders: Christmas dinner vs. Christmas cookies, Sleigh rides vs. Open fire, Make it rain vs. Let it snow, Tim Allen vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This week’s contenders: 8 crazy nights vs. 8 relaxed evenings, No birthday presents vs. No holiday presents, Litterbug vs. Jitterbug, Mickey Mouse vs. Goethe’s house.
This week’s contenders: Hotline Bling vs. Whip / Nae Nae, Fallout Shelter vs. Fallout Boy, Warm toilet seat vs. Cold toilet seat, Golden Girls vs. Gilmore Girls.
This week’s contenders: Opening up a can of worms vs. Spilling the beans, Jack Skellington vs. Jack Frost, Slytherin vs. Lannister.
This week’s contenders: Pineapples vs. Pinewood derbies, Pizza rat vs. Duck army, Magic unibrow vs. Accordions for legs, Elevator vs. Ramen.
This week’s contenders: Prince vs. Queen, Chicken fingers vs. Ranch hands, Sully vs. Donkey, Theme Park vs. Adventure Cruise vs. Safari.
This week’s contenders: Adult Kickball vs. Kid MMA, St. Vincent vs. Sufjan Stevens, Bulletproof vs. Immune to disease, Vindication vs. Vin Diesel
This week’s contenders: 100% JOHN CENA. Camping trip gone wrong vs. Book club, Road rage vs. Express checkout, Pumping up vs. Comforting, John vs. Jesse.
This week’s contenders: IKEA vs. Meatballs, Snape Hair vs. Dr. Emmett Brown Hair, Eating Sand vs. Anime Swords, Island Time vs. A New York Minute.
This week’s contenders: Wedding Owl vs. Wedding Snake, Bridesmen vs. Groomsmaids, iTunes vs. DJ, First Dance vs. Last Dance.
This week’s contenders: Crosswords vs. Sudoku, Flim-flams vs. Doo-dads, Slam vs. Jam, Bill Nye vs. Mr. Rogers.
This week’s contenders: Rich & Ugly vs. Poor & Handsome, Wet Socks vs. Never Shampooing, Clichés vs. Lyrics from Disney songs, Giant hornets vs. Great white.
This week’s contenders: Telling all truths vs. All lies, Minstrel vs. Butler, Being a man-child vs. Unrecognizable, Circus vs. Carnival.
This week’s contenders: Nowhere man in a nowhere land vs. Barbie girl in a Barbie world, Bad Robots vs. Mutant Enemies, Longboard Barkley vs. Bucket Shaq, Teens vs. Corrupt politicians, Barack vs. The Rock.
This week’s contenders: Beer vs. Poetry, Always pooping when you pee vs. Throwing up instead of going to the bathroom, Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter vs. Terence Fletcher from Whiplash, Being Kardashian famous vs. Being the head of your own cult.
This week’s contenders: Seth Rogen vs. Josh Groban, Dodge Ball vs. Dodge Viper, Batmen vs. Celebrity confusion, Easter Bunny vs. Krampus.
This week’s contenders: Robocop vs. Rollercop, Agent Dale Cooper vs. Dale the Chipmunk, Baseball mitts for hands vs. Flippers for feet, Booing Mailpeople vs. Slow clapping at meetings.
This week’s contenders: Living wifi hotspot vs. Vomiting big macs, Bad ballet dancer vs. Bad Orchestra member, Butter for fingers vs. Butterfingers for fingers, Jaden Smith vs. Kim Jong Un.
This week’s contenders: Tribbles vs. Gremlins, No one getting your references vs. Not getting any references, Scotch tape vs. Scotch whisky, Nicolas Cage Superman or Nic Cage Batman.
This week’s contenders: Cupid vs. Hawkeye, Receiving chocolates vs. Receiving lingerie, Braggy Couples vs. Bitter singles, Never giving you up vs. Never letting you down.
This week’s contenders: Guy Fieri’s Hair vs. Goatee, Dancing like nobody’s watching vs. Loving like you’ve never been hurt, Top Chef vs. Hell’s Kitchen, Long lines vs. Unpopped Ears.
This week’s contenders: Anthropomorphized Animals vs. Items, Weak Toilet Paper vs. Chewing Chalk, Frasier vs. Family Matters, Glittered Sweat vs. Follow That Car.
This week’s contenders: Rita Skeeter vs. Skeeter Valentine, All spoiled movies vs. No recommended movies, Milkshake vs. Cappuccino, Commander Shepard vs. Captain Kirk.
This week’s contenders: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S Hologram Moon vs. Lizard Overlords, Pirate vs. Lost Boy, Ride vs. Drive, Training Luke vs. Anakin.
This week’s contenders: Full House Xmas vs. Home Improvement Xmas, Rooty-toot-toots vs. Rummy-tum-tums, Tinsel vs. Wrapping Paper, TV specials vs. Xmas movies, A Xmas Carol vs. A Xmas Story, Hermie the Elf vs. Bernard the Elf.
This week’s contenders: Mannheim Steamroller vs. Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Krampus vs Santa, Eidetic memory vs. Limited precognition, No presents but family vs. Presents but alone.
This week’s contenders: Chewbacca vs. Chewing tobacco, Joker vs. Jackass, Isolation vs. Eternal repetition, Ruby slippers vs. Rubeus Hagrid.
This week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Ham, Connected movement vs. Connected speech, Half your height vs. Twice your weight, Garfield vs. Dilbert.
This week’s contenders: AN IMPORTANT UPDATE, Tramp stamp vs. Belly button piercing, New car smell vs. Euphoric fire smell, No bad drivers vs. No lines, Sharingan eyes vs. Cyclops eyes.
This week’s contenders: Hair-mouth vs. Tongue-head, Decaf coffee vs. Non-alcoholic beer, Choose Your Own Adventure vs. Goosebumps, Bawdy limerick vs. Respected but disliked novel.
This week’s contenders: Child star vs. Old star, Hardy Boys vs. The Baby-Sitters Club, The Giving Tree vs. The Giver, One-man Band vs. Blue Man Group.
This week’s contenders: Warm beer vs. Flat soda vs. Weak coffee, Chester A. Arthur vs. William Taft, No meats vs. No dairy, Occasional fear vs. Constant peeves.
This week’s contenders: Porch couch vs. Aboveground pool, Perfect impressions vs. Perfect fluency, Stones inside shoe vs. Stuck to your shoe, Homeless texts vs. MySpace communication.
This week’s contenders: Candles vs. Torches, Plants vs. Zombies, Switchblades vs. Brass knuckles, Rockets vs. the Rockettes.
This week’s contenders: MineCraft vs. Kraft mine, 1 ear deaf vs. 1 hour of internet a week, Smartphone brain vs. Inspector Gadget hands, Hogwarts Owl vs. Kimmunicator.
This week’s contenders: Football vs. Ballet, Octodad vs. Octomom, Earbuds vs. Headphones, Doritos vs. Pringles.
This week’s contenders: Indie Video Games vs. Indie Movies, Original songs vs. Parodies, Always cosplay vs. Everyone cosplays as you, Kirk Cameron vs. Robin Thicke.
This week’s contenders: Walmart Guy vs. Starbucks App Guy, Rocking Chair vs. Spinny Chair, 2D vs. 4D, Tom Selleck Mustache vs. Sam Elliott Mustache.
This week’s contenders: Getting paid in gum vs. Getting paid in hugs, Perfect memory vs. Being able to selectively forget anything, Throwing up vs. Having a migraine, Being pandered to vs. Being pandaed to.
This week’s contenders: Dude vs. Man, Breaking dead vs. Walking bad, Infinite awesome ads vs. Zero ads, Underwear made out of Legos vs. Underwear made out of Velcro.
This week’s contenders: The lawnmower vs. Twerking, Tom Cruise using only one hand vs. Bruce Willis tied to 100 lbs, Celebrity guests vs. Corporate sponsors, Darth Vader vs. Darth Maul.
This week’s contenders: Drive-in movies vs. Drive-in diners, Snorks vs. Fraggles, Pigs on your knees vs. Ducks on your fists, Who would you rather be roommates with: SWAT Cats or Battletoads?
This week’s contenders: Personal storm cloud vs. Living in the subway, Tank tracks for feet vs. Hooks for hands, Would you rather be unable to ask questions or unable to answer them, Great player on an awful team vs. Awful player on a great team.
This week’s contenders: Would you rather be Cap’n Crunch or Captain Planet, Riding a bear with Gatling guns vs. a T-Rex with armor, Basketball guarding everyone vs. Dikembe Mutomboing all children, Laughing while dying vs. laughing yourself to death.
This week’s contenders: Flying Monkey vs. Wicked Witch, Unwanted attention from a construction worker or Donald Trump, Bottomless pit vs. Spikes vs. Harmless looking but deadly water, Owning a basketball, baseball, football, or hockey team.
This week’s contenders: Wario vs. Waluigi, Last Train to London vs. Midnight Train to Georgia, American Ninja Warrior vs. American Podcast Warrior, and Tyler, Jordan, & Kevin Read a Website.
This week’s contenders: Longboarding vs. Being able to control peanut butter, Being a lion with dreadlocks vs. A Rastafarian with a mane, Having a foreign exchange student vs. Being a foreign exchange student, Godzilla vs. Cthulhu.
This week’s contenders: Genie vs. Leprechaun, Doors vs. Windows, Having an itch you can’t scratch vs. Frequent hiccups, Cold vs. Room-temperature ketchup.
This week’s contenders: Would you rather have everybody laughing at you or everybody crying when you walk into a room, Selfies vs. Using fail as a noun, Angry Birds vs. Flappy Bird, House vs. Castle.
This week’s contenders: Shaking your butt whenever you’re happy vs. Shredding all paper, Pharrell Williams vs. Will Ferrell, Followed by hungry bears vs. Followed by Goldilocks, Eating exclusively off of fine china vs. Paper plates.
This week’s contenders: National Treasure vs. Tomb Raider, Christopher Nolan vs. Christopher Walken, Name brand vs. Generic cereals, And vs. &.
This week’s contenders: Riding a Moose vs. Riding a Unicycle, Restless leg syndrome vs. Paranoid conspiracy theorists, Constant pledge breaks vs. Tote bag clothing, Leaving the Matrix vs. Staying in the Matrix.
This week’s contenders: Catching up, Eating everything vs. Eating nothing at a dinner party, Being bronies vs. Being rabid Beyoncé fans, 20 hours of sleep vs. Minimum sleep daily.
This week’s contenders: Tying up loose ends vs. Burning bridges, Tape vs. Staples, Igloos vs. Tents, Spanish vs. French.
This week’s contenders: Teen Wolf vs. Teen Mom, Pizza City vs. Burger Island, Using Baby Talk vs. Being talked to like a Baby, Gummi Bears vs. Hoverboards.
This week’s contenders: Iron Man vs. Dryer Man, 1000 pound cake vs. 1000 pound cakes, Luge vs. Skeleton, Having a puppy vs. Being a puppy.
This week’s contenders: Wet dogs vs. Obese elevator, All the bronze vs. One gold, Dentist vs. Eye doctor, Sochi vs. Leotards.
This week’s contenders: Titanic vs. Hindenburg, Florence vs. Rage, Graphic Tee vs. Worst Suit, Tweeting when tweeting vs. Face-booking while Facebooking.
This week’s contenders: Bubble Tape vs. Big League Chew, Denim vs. Corduroy, Champagne vs. Wine. Special Guest: Feliz Cumpleaños, manager of George Hampe of GeorgeHampe.com fame.
This week’s contenders: Letters! Murder Train vs. Spiritual Tracks, Radagast Hair vs. Bald Head Tattoo, Movies vs. Advice, LotR vs. Anime, Tweets vs. Spam, Intro vs. Outro, Runs vs. Puns, Podcasts vs. Tea. Also, ranch.
This week’s CHRISTMAS contenders: Scrooge vs. Grinch, Toboggan vs. Inner Tube, Santa’s Elves vs. Legolas, Decking the halls vs. Trimming the tree, Season’s greetings vs. Happy holidays.
This week’s contenders: Cozy by the fireplace vs. cozy in a blanket fort, 40% off vs. BOGO, Stranded in the middle of a desert vs. The middle of an ocean, Super spy vs. Super fly.
This week’s contenders: Pimping your ride vs. buying a new car, Social IQ vs. Music IQ, Aladdin cosplay vs. John Van John cosplay, Zee vs. Zed, A small group of large cowboys vs. A large group of small cowboys.
This week’s contenders: Disappointing road trip vs. Thanksgiving alone, Turducken vs. Fried Turkey, Drunkle & Hamma vs. Kid’s table, Buckles vs. Feathers.
This week’s contenders: OZ vs. Narnia, Han Solo vs. Blondie, Tootsie Pop vs. Blowpop, Air Bud vs. MVP.
This week’s contenders: Frisbees vs. Boomerangs, Croissants vs. Biscuits, Forever reading aloud vs. Written tourettes, No cutting or shaving of hair vs. Forever tiara.
This week’s HALLOWEEN contenders: Being pursued by the world’s skeletons or A crafty shape shifter, Pumpkin porch or Pumpkin head, Haunted house vs. Corn maze, Zombie date or Ghost date (dad).
This week’s contenders: Hair made of cotton candy vs. Mustache made of twizzlers, Time-Turner vs. Luck Potion, Part cat vs. Part dog, Doctor vs. Lawyer vs. Indian Chief.
This week’s contenders: Fruit Roll-Ups vs. Fruit by the Foot, Boba Fett vs Dog the Bounty Hunter, Water Balloons vs. Snowballs, Model Railroader vs. Model/Railroader.
This week’s contenders: Pumpkin Spice Lattes vs. Uggs, Sleeping on a bed of nails vs. a bed of burning coals, Possessed by the ghost of Patrick Swayze or Jim Varney, Five minutes to say whatever you want to Miley Cyrus now or in 2008.
This week’s contenders: Tire Swing vs. Tree House, Glitter Sneeze vs. Sneeze Cusser, Audiobooks vs. Podcasts, Speeder Bikes vs. Tauntaun.
This week’s contenders: Elephant in the Room vs. Monkey on Your Back, English Dragon vs. Chinese Dragon, Teen Girl Handwriting vs. Cargo Shorts, Cuttlefish vs. Cuddling Fish.
This week’s contenders: Knights vs. Vikings, Fighting Fat Albert or Simon & Garfunkel, Milk Date vs. Food Thief, Vegan vs. Bug Eatin’.
This week’s contender’s: Salty vs. Sweet, Naked Class Dream vs. Unprepared Final Dream, Brunch vs. Fourthmeal, Versus vs. WYR.
This week’s contenders: Bacon vs. Breakfast Sausage, Who would you rather have jump out of a cake naked: Salvador Dali or Weird Al Yankovic, Fighting your 19-year-old self or four of your 5-year-old self, Megashark vs Megabus.
This week’s contenders: Giant house but eternal bachelor vs. Tiny house and happily married, Mythbusters vs. Ghostbusters, Hard Shell Taco vs. Soft Shell Taco, Hayden Christensen or Jake Lloyd after Star Wars Episodes I-III.
LIVE SHOW! This week’s contenders: Ex Beer vs. Kennywood Hitler, No Cell Phone vs. No Thumb, North West vs. Blue Ivy, Poutine vs. Pierogies, Flood vs. Dog Sled, Video Games vs. Pot Roast, Sharktopus vs. Platypus-Wolverine, Ferris Wheel vs. Movie Theater.
This week’s contenders: Antlers vs. Constantly smelling like cheese, R&R vs. D&D, Jo-Ann Fabrics vs. Tiger Macy’s, Master Chef vs. Gordon Ramsey.
This week’s contenders: Imperial China vs. Victorian Britain, Packing Peanuts vs. Bubble Wrap, DDR vs. Guitar Hero, Drifting In Space vs. Wandering the Sea.
This week’s contenders: Shoulder Monkey vs. Psychic Crow, Wedgies vs. Lockers vs. Swirlies, No Music vs. No Internet, 80 Fingers vs. 80 Toes.
This week’s contenders: Vinyl vs. The Cloud, Monsters vs. Robots, Healing vs. Teleportation, Snake-tongues vs. Lobster Claws.
This week’s contenders: Apples vs. Androids, Oven Mitts for Hands vs. Rollerblades for Feet, Ronald McStalker vs. BK StalKing, The Smallest NFL Player vs. The Tallest Soccer Player.
This week’s contenders: Turkey vs. Bald Eagles vs. Doves, Marrying Captain America vs. Uncle Sam, Stars vs. Stripes, Overeating vs. Overdrinking, Blueberry Pie vs. Liberty Jello.
This week’s contenders: Parking Tickets vs. Speeding tickets, Storm Troopers vs. Koopa Troopas, Owner of a broken heart vs. Owner of a lonely heart, Ancestor time travel vs. Grandchildren time travel.
This week’s contenders: Ropes Courses vs. Paintball, Sunshine vs. Incandescent Light Bulbs, 3-Musketeers Candy Bar vs. the Three Musketeers, Hunt & Gather vs. No food choice what-so-ever.
This week’s contenders: Morning vs. Evening Showers, Shmanderson Spongebob Anderson vs. Walmart iPod Anderson, Calvin’s Hobbes vs. Winnie the Pooh, ApocaLIPS vs. ARMageddon.
This week’s contenders: Bocce vs. Croquet, Buzzed/Hungover vs. Blackout Drunk, Wrist Watch vs. Pocket Watch, Diamond Chip & Colgate.
This week’s contenders: Monocles vs. Bifocals, Gaston vs. Jafar, Tie-Breaking Votes vs. Ineffectual Votes, Cooling your jets vs. Holding your horses.
This week’s contenders: Sailor Scouts vs. PowerPuff Girls, Constantly Miming vs. Constantly Juggling, Foosball vs. Air Hockey, Rugrats vs. Muppet Babies
This week’s contenders: Keebler Elves vs. Oompa-Loompas, Legos vs. K’Nex, A Disney Baseball Showdown, Carrot Top vs. Tom Bombadil.
This week’s contenders: Undersea gold mining vs. Old-school prospecting, Utilikilts vs. Jeggings, Eternal bloody nose vs. Eternally peeing your pants, KIA Hamsters vs. Hotels.com, the Roaming Gnome, and Priceline Negotiator.
This week’s contenders: The world’s greatest roller coaster vs. The world’s greatest lazy river, Tom Cruise (actor extraordinaire) vs. Tom Kruse (inventor of the hover round), Jurassic Park (movie) vs. Jurassic Park (experience), EA Games vs. The Devil.
This week’s contenders: Gummi Bear skin vs. M&M Candy-coated skin, Twitter Credibility vs. Facebook Credibility, Elephant Trunk vs. Gorilla Arms, ESSAY CONTEST DISCUSSION
This week’s contenders: East Coast vs. West Coast, Oversized belt buckles Vs. Plaid old man suspenders, Look like Jar-Jar vs. Sound like Jar-Jar, Salsa vs. Guacamole.
This week’s contenders: Wilson from Cast Away vs. Wilson from Home Improvement, The Game of Thrones vs. Jumanji, History’s Edwards vs. History’s Jacobs, Eternal Misspell vs. Singing Fingers, Most Painful Mosh Pit vs. Smokiest Hookah Lounge.
This week’s contenders: Papa Aslan vs. Papa Mufasa, Roach Man vs. Gila Man, Marrying Rosie O’Donnel vs. Cthulhu, Friend-zone vs. Squirrel-zone.
This week’s contenders: Waterslides vs. Trampoline, GIRL SCOUT COOKIES BATTLE ROYALE, Entrance fog vs. Entrance theme, Save system vs. Item management, Laura Croft: Womb Raider
This week’s contenders: Ping Pong: Thor and Loki vs. Dionysus and Hades, Mumford & Sons vs. Sanford and Son, Water cooler malt liquor vs. Extremely casual Fridays, Who’s the worse best friend: Eugene from “Hey Arnold” or Doug Funny from “Doug”
This week’s contenders: Flowers vs. Chocolate, Secret Crushes vs. Hatentimes, Being single on Valentine’s Day vs. Being in a relationship, Winking flirtatiously after every sentence vs. Being completely mentally sound except unable to use faucets.
This week’s contenders: Coral Reefs vs. Rainforests, Nike vs. Adidas, Toilet Paper: Over vs. Under, Batman vs. Beyoncés.
This week’s contenders: Always skipping vs. Always rhyming, J.J. Abrams vs. J.J. Jameson, Ravens vs. 49ers, Hot wings vs. Raw wings, The Legend of Zelda Owl vs. The Tootsie Pop Owl.
This week’s contenders: Cannibal vs. Amputee, Pizza vs. Calzone, Competent and cool evil villain or Bumbling but lucky hero, Death Note vs. Scribblenauts Notebook.
This week’s contenders: McFeely vs. Newman, Holodeck vs. Teleporter, Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo, Quicksand vs. Avalanche, Love of your life vs. The Pokémon life.
This week’s contenders: Raking leaves vs. Shoveling snow, Bane love poetry vs. Bond-villain love poetry, Mt. Doom real estate vs. Ghostbusters real estate, Hyrule vs. The Mushroom Kingdom, Misjudged rings vs. Phantom vibrates.
This week’s contenders: Narwhal vs. Unicorn, New Year’s Kisses vs. Mistletoe Kisses, Mary Poppins vs. Professor McGonagall, Hayden Christensen vs. Kristen Stewart. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
This week’s contenders: Elves vs. Reindeer, Christmas Morning vs. Christmas Eve, Work Christmas Parties vs. Family Christmas Parties, Clarence Oddbody AS2 vs. Buddy the Bar Elf, Having a Home Alone Christmas vs. a Die Hard Christmas.
This week’s contenders: Dragon Ball z vs. Marvel, A cowboy who rides an ostrich vs. A squirt gun that shoots jelly, Soup vs. Tea, The endurance of a man but the speed of a car vs. The speed of a man and the endurance of a car, Working for Bane vs Dr. Evil
This week’s contenders: Deep V’s vs. Saggy Pants, Laundry Fives vs. Booger Fifties, A Question from Jordan, Honey Priorities, 100 Feet Tall vs. 3 Inches.
This week’s contenders: Nacho Cheese vs. Gravy, Remastered Star Wars vs. Prequels, Being a Centaur vs. Being a Minotaur, The Hamburglar vs. Burgermeister Meisterburger, Being in a barbershop quartet vs. Being Charles Barkley.
This week’s contenders: Thanksgiving Dinner vs. Thanksgiving Leftovers, Black Friday vs. Cyber Monday, Teaming with a 7-foot Tall Turkey or 10 Pilgrims, Football vs. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, The First Thanksgiving vs. The Last Thanksgiving
This week’s contenders: Great Comedic Timing vs. Great Comedic Miming, Cosmic bowling vs. Disco Roller-skating, A lion with no front legs vs. A Camel, Would you rather be an Animorph or a Transformer.
This week’s contenders: Donald vs. Daffy, Puns vs. Memes, Physical vs. Mental eliteness, PSAs vs. Commercials, Surf Ninjas vs. Killer Shrews
This week’s contenders: Flashlights vs. Candles, The Late Great Lazy Costume Off, Trick-or-Treating vs. Halloween Party, Being a Mummy vs. Being a Wolf Man, The Munsters vs. The Addams’ family.
This week’s contenders: Beetles vs. Rolling Stones, Ska vs. Smooth Jazz, T-Rex vs. Pterodactyl, Pittsburgh’s Primanti Bros. Sandwich vs. Philadelphia Cheesesteak, US vs. THANKING YOU!
This week’s contenders: Sandwiches vs. Casseroles, Gladiator Candyland vs. Gladiator Shoots and Ladders, Gangnam Style vs. Dragostea Din Tei, Tiny Rhino vs. Giant Armadillo, Grammar Nazis vs. Grammar Terrorists.
This week’s contenders: Santa’s elves vs. Tolkien’s elves, Samurai vs English Knight, Parkour foot chases vs. Car chases, Grizzly Bear vs. Silverback Gorilla, Life narrated by Morgan Freeman vs. Lord of the Rings-esque soundtrack.
This week’s contenders: Keanu Reeves vs. Taylor Lautner, COBRA Command (G.I. Joe) vs. Cobra Kai (Karate Kid), 5 years in a Zoo vs. 5 months in Prison. $1000000 to spend on Shoes or Cheese, Wearing an Eternal Aluminum Shirt vs. Talons for Hands.
This week’s contenders: Bill Goldberg (The WCW) vs. Greg Goldberg (The Mighty Ducks), Chinese food vs. Mexican food, Being tossed into Hornets vs. Shot into Brick Walls, Being surrounded by semis vs. Being stuck in traffic.
This week’s contenders: Dubstep vs. Dubbed movies, Free beer vs. Good beer, Being the greatest magician vs. The worst wizard, Dr. Who vs. The Who, Expendables vs. Guardians.
This week’s contenders: Heelys vs. Rip-Sticks, Inception machine vs. Total Recall machine, Doritos Locos Taco vs. KFC Double Down, Conan O’Brien vs. Conan the Barbarian, Live Action Mighty Ducks vs. Animated TV show Mighty Ducks.
This week’s contenders: Traveling through time vs. traveling through space, Stranded with Napoleon Bonaparte vs. Napolean Dynamite, Biggest fairy vs. Smallest man, Only being able to shout vs. Only being able to whisper, Scooby vs. Snoopy.
This week’s contenders: Sunflower Seeds vs. Peanuts, The Joker vs. Darth Vader, Creepers vs. Aliens, The Flash vs. Spider Man, Horse chestnuts vs. Water chestnuts.
This week’s contenders: Simpsons vs. Futurama, Blind vs. Deaf, Air Bud vs. Homeward bound, Floods vs. Droughts.
This week’s contenders: Post-zombie apocalyptic city vs. countryside, Changing the world but having the credit stolen vs. Being a world-renown dumbo, TV & Movies or Video Games having never existed, Being an unknown deity vs. A worshipped mortal.
This week’s contenders: Summer Olympics vs. Winter Olympics, 1992 Dream Team vs. 1980 ‘Miracle on Ice’ team, Modern Olympics vs. Old School Greek Olympics, Being an Olympic coach vs. an Olympic athlete, and THE LATE GREAT OLYMPIC EVENT REVIVAL.
This week’s contenders: Hogwarts vs. Starfleet, Andrew Jackson vs. Theodore Roosevelt, Netflix vs. HULU, Being the most popular executioner vs. The least popular monk, Being completely hairless vs. The hairiest dude ever.
This week’s contenders: Fireworks vs. Fires, Independence Day vs. The Patriot, Sparklers vs. Poppers, Bald Eagles vs. The Stars and Stripes, United States of America vs. Planet Earth, FOURTH OF JULY SPECTACULARTHON.
This week’s contenders: Mariachi band vs. Bagpipe players, Hair slicked back (50’s greaser style) vs. Hair parted to the side (Richie Rich style), King of the Seas vs. King of the Trees, Coughing vs. Sneezing, Sleep talking vs. Snoring.
This week’s contenders: Ring of Power vs. Horcrux, LBJ vs. LeBron James, Hats vs. Suspenders, Bagels + Cupcakes vs. Doughnuts + Muffins, Elephant trunk vs. Giraffe neck.
This week’s contenders: Shopping spree with Tony Stark vs. Shopping spree with Bruce Wayne, X vs. Y, Moosopotamus vs. Croconfly, Reused coffee vs. Reused tea, Pet names vs. Car names.
This week’s contenders: Long plane trips vs. Long car trips, Steampunk vs. Cyberpunk, Fighting 2 Horse-sized Ducks or 15 Duck-sized Horses, Legs as long as fingers or Fingers as long as legs, The ability to Read Minds or The ability to Read.
This week’s contenders: Pencils vs. Pens, Sci-fi vs. Fantasy, Digital clocks vs. Analog clocks, Boy bands vs. Female pop singers, Spider-Man vs. Wolverine. Kevin doesn’t wear a shirt!
This week’s contenders: Too much clothing vs. Too little, Chess vs. Checkers, Crying at funny situations vs. Laughing at sad situations, Reading the book vs. Watching the movie, Board games with friends vs. Video games alone.
This week’s contenders: Tight pants vs. Loose pants, Jar Jar Binks vs. Patrick Star, Glasses vs. Contacts, Playing golf during a thunderstorm vs. Baseball during an earthquake, Stoner Movies vs. Heist Movies.
This week’s contenders: Friday by Rebecca Black vs. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, Cap’n Crunch vs. The Lucky Charms Leprechaun, Scotland vs. Ireland, Brain Surgeons vs. Rocket Scientists, Bronies vs. Trekkies.
This week’s contenders: Piercings vs. Tattoos, Donuts vs. Bagels, Sasquatch vs. Yeti, A Plea for More Questions, Agent Smith vs. T-1000, A Guest Question from TV Star George Hampe.
This week’s contenders: Italian Ice vs. Ice Cream, Earthquake vs. Volcano, Hulk vs. Superman, Super Nintendo vs. Sega Genesis, SunnyD vs. Capri-Sun. Kevin has a new mic!
This week’s contenders: Chocolate Rain vs. Purple Rain, The Game Grid from Tron vs. Quidditch from Harry Potter, Otaku vs. Furries, Flying Fish vs. Non-flying Penguins, Bill & Ted vs. Wayne & Garth, Lions vs. Crocogators. Jordan records from a cave!
This week’s contenders: Paintball vs. Laser tag, The alien in Alien vs. The velociraptor in Jurassic Park, Clowns vs. Mimes, Dora the Explorer vs. Elmo, Partiers vs. Dogs.
This week’s contenders: Soup vs. Salad, Lost vs. 24, JRPGs vs. MMOs, Mr. T vs. Chuck Norris, Living with a super positive person vs. Living with a super negative person.
This week’s contenders: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. Power Rangers, Jeans vs. Khakis, Texting vs. Calling, Nerf Guns vs. Water Guns, Hangin’ with Dumbledore or Gandalf.
This week’s contenders: Frodo vs. Skywalker, Coffee vs. Tea, Old people vs. Young people, Cash money bling bling vs. Credit & debit, Mr. Rogers vs. Betty White.
This week’s contenders: Mullets vs. Comb-overs, You might be a redneck jokes vs. Yo mamma jokes, Miss Piggy vs. Slagathor! the Destroyer, Centaur vs. Liger. Jordan don’t got no tonsils!
This week’s contenders: Covered in Goo vs. Smelling of Rot, Cookie Monster vs. Pac Man, High Five vs. Fist Pound, Pigeons vs. Seagulls, Sitting next to a mother with a crying baby vs. Someone chain smoking in your face.
This week’s contenders: 1 Polar Bear vs. 50 Koala Bears, Fan art vs. Fan Fiction, Dying Happy vs. Dying Happily, Dustin Hoffman’s Captain Hook vs. Tim Curry’s Long John Silver, Losing a drinking contest vs. losing an eating contest.
This week’s contenders: Deep sea danger vs. Deep space danger, Sir William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss, Losing an arm vs. Losing a leg, Ranch vs. Hot Sauce, Wearing a suit for the rest of your life vs. wearing pajamas for the rest of your life.
This week’s contenders: Romantic Comedies vs. Romantic Dramas, Valentine’s Day vs. St, Patrick’s Day, Cupid vs. the Easter Bunny, Candy Hearts vs. Candy Corn, Pepé Le Pew vs. Helga Geraldine Patacki.
This week’s contenders: A world without Peanut Butter vs. A world without Jelly, The Godfather vs. Scarface, FOOTBALL VS. FOOTBALL, Thin crust vs. Thick Crust, Cold Feet vs. Hot Seat.
This week’s contenders: Triscuits vs. Wheat Thins, Robin Hood vs. James Bond, Beautiful but Tasteless vs. Talented but Mean Looking & Smelly, CDs vs. MP3s, Being Covered in Glitter vs. Covered in Sand.
This week’s contenders: Year of Summer vs. Year of Winter, Jack Sparrow vs. The Dread Pirate Roberts, Baths vs. Showers, Time Travel to the Past vs. The Future, Batman vs. Superman
This week’s contenders: Paper vs. Plastic, Zero Privacy vs. Solitude, Sequels vs. Remakes, Pokémon vs. Digimon, Dementors vs. Ring Wraiths.
This week’s contenders: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs, Patrick Stewart vs. Patrick Swayze, Dickensian vs. Kafkaesque, Reg Soda vs. Diet, Hearing animals’ thoughts (but they secretly hate you) vs. Spooning with a leprechaun.
This week’s contenders: Home Alone 2 vs. Mental Stability, 10 Lords a Leaping vs. 11 Pipers Piping, Eggnog vs. Fruit Cake, Icicle Lights vs. Inflatable Decorations, Real Tree vs. Fake Tree, 1966 Grinch vs. Grinch 2000.
This week’s contenders: Buff Squirrel vs. Rabid Raccoon, Being a Wizard vs. Meeting a Doctor, Bieber vs. Nickelback, Hipster vs. Emo, Burning vs. Freezing.
This week’s contenders: Blonds vs. Redheads, Hot Pizza vs. Cold, Disillusioned vs. Disenfranchised, Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Sly Stallone, Unicorns vs. Pegasus.
This week’s contenders: Catz vs. Dogz, Formspring vs. Hunger Games vs. Harry Potter vs. Twilight, Candies vs. Cakes, Lawyer vs. Rapper.
This week’s contenders: Moving vs. Fluarrhea, Mario vs. Sonic, Desserted Island vs. The Ghost of Rocky V, Bread Bowls à la Mode.
This week’s contenders: Pennies vs. Toothpaste, McDonalds vs. Burger King, Hobbits vs. Ewoks, Apples vs. Oranges. Special guest: better mic quality, smaller file size.
This week’s contenders: Waffles vs. Pancakes, Zompocalypse vs. Ice Age, Sockdals vs. Crocs, Baby vs. Gammy, “Wookie Life Day, leather pants.”