Today's News with a Twain Twist: Recent Episodes
McAvoy Layne
I figure with 33 years now of presenting Mark Twain, and 15 years of radio before that, and 21 years now as a columnist, I’ve got 69 years of interrelated experience to draw upon. So why not produce Today’s News with a Twain Twist before I pop-off…
“Connections” combats social isolation, andovercomes social divisions. (Cymbal crash please…)
As we all know and dread, our next World War will rid the Earth of everything but cockroaches and a possible return of Beach Blanket Babylon...
“If a Nevada Jay can be aware of the perils that we all face, who are we to ignore this feathered friend called, Huckleberry?”
She did cross herself when she suspected I must surely be dead on my second exodus on that gurney…
Are we wise enough to prevent an escalation of firepower that might quickly spiral into an apocalyptic World War III?
She let out a squeal that could be heard in Albuquerque, told me I was immature,
and would not talk to me for an hour...
I could find myself on the bottom of the lake alongside some gangsters I don’t even know...
Just prior to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine there was a movement afoot to erect a statue of Mark Twain in Odessa…
Let us lift our glasses sotto voce in honor of our veterans,
those with us, and those having gone to the Great Beyond.
If Donald Trump suffers from Mania Grandiosa, the sense of self-importance documented as a mental illness, well, he could by all rights enter an insanity plea and win his case in court…
Let us celebrate this September first as the inaugural,
“Making the Whole World Kin Day.”
I would rather get cussed-out by a man I admire, than blessed by Artificial Intelligence.
Great managers inspire, and Debra inspired a stellar staff, along with an army of volunteers,
to stage perhaps the best Mark Twain Extravaganza the world has ever seen.
They did not know me from Adam, and could not have cared a farthing about me unless maybe Eve had been standing there next to me in period costume.
But I caution you, do not, even if your best friend dares you, eat the orange.
I did that once, and it might have killed a lesser man…
We must rid ourselves of nuclear weapons, before our collective brains do it for us, in one big bang...
Merriment is the lubricant of goodwill, and goodwill is the lubricant of tranquility...
Merriment is the lubricant of goodwill, and goodwill is the lubricant of tranquility...
Samuel Clemens had uncanny insight into human nature, and we could dearly use that insight in elevating our electorate to meet the exigencies of the day.
We must vote military weapons out of the hands of the general public, and back into the hands of their rightful stewards, the dedicated men and women of our United States Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Airforce and Coast Guard.
Let us include personal finance as a corps to our high school curricula across this great land of ours, and furnish our graduates a more resourceful, successful and stress-free future…
I figure with 33 years now of presenting Mark Twain,
and 15 years of radio before that,
and 21 years now as a columnist,
I’ve got 69 years of interrelated experience to draw upon.
So why not produce Today’s News with a Twain Twist
before I pop-off…
I figure with 33 years now of presenting Mark Twain,
and 15 years of radio before that,
and 21 years now as a columnist,
I’ve got 69 years of interrelated experience to draw upon.
So why not produce Today’s News with a Twain Twist
before I pop-off…
McAvoy
I figure with 33 years now of presenting Mark Twain,
and 15 years of radio before that,
and 21 years now as a columnist,
I’ve got 69 years of interrelated experience to draw upon.
So why not produce Today’s News with a Twain Twist
before I pop-off…