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Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear

Bear Attack is an audio game show where three large, hairy friends wrestle for dominance in topics surrounding music, myths, and much more! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bearattack/support

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On this episode we get the Attackers hyped for Summer with some remincent summer songs, we revisit Camel's in the southwest and list off our favorite summer blockbuster's.

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On this episode we talk everything Star Wars the Clone Wars, in honor of May the 4th! Oh and the return of Eddie 2G's! We analyze the show and rock out to some Star Wars parody music!

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Hola Atacantes, bienvenidos a otro episodio de Bear Attack! En este episodio celebramos la cultura latina/mexicana con algunas melodias increibes que encontramos.


Hello Attackers, welcome to another episode of Bear Attack. On this episode we celebrate Latin/ Mexican culture with some awesome tunes we found.

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Attackers strap on your studded belts, MCR T-shirts and obnoxious amounts of mascara as Blitz recounts the time he went on a boat with a bunch of Emo's. We also review the new Netflix adaptation of Avatar The Last Airbender! Now the looming dark cloud of a question... Will this make us want to slit our wrists and cry our eyes like previous adaptations? Hop on this hysterical adventure with us and find out!

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Welcome to March the month of luck, leprechauns and Pisces!

Appropriately we are all about the ocean on this episode and no not Panda Bear, the actual ocean. We review the cinematic classic Jaws and some of it's more modern counterparts, as well as a moody album by Being As An Ocean... again not Panda Bear!

Also Polar Bear is obsessed with mainlining?

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Long time fans of this show now that sometimes, you just get to hang out with us. There's no through line, we don't review anything, but we do have some good laughs! This episode is one of those, with an exclusive premier of War On Gravity's new single "Ad Astra" at the end!

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Welcome to the latest and greatest version of Bear Attack!

We're trying to make the show more of a show. With segments, kind of like "late night", if you will. This episode is the first of that format and is ALL over the place. But we had a ton of fun recording it, so we hope that you enjoy the listen in a similar way.

The theme of the episode is sirens, be they in music, myth, movies or in real life! We also read the Wikipedia synopsis for M. Night Shamalayn's film Lady In The Water and it's hilarious!

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Well Attackers! That's Wrap on another year & another Season of Bear Attack! Thanks for sticking with the three of us and tolerating our shenanigans.

To begin the New Year in traditional Bear Attack fashion we present our end of the year episode which is always one of our favorites, this year we are joined by some friends as we countdown our Top movies, songs and albums among other things!

Don't miss out on our favorite songs of 2023, here is a playlist we created for yours and our listening pleasure. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/46Ue7aVNj9bh2ztZshmOzX?si=59b33103587143aa

Happy 2024! We hope this year is better then the last, expect a big year from us, we are making some pretty significant changes (more on that in the next episode).

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It's that time again!

Songs:

"Up on the House Top" August Burns Red

"Christmas Is All Around" BAILEN

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Mark Tremonti

"Deck the Halls" Lights

"Christmas Lights" Yellowcard

"This Christmas" Mark Tremonti

"All I Want for Christmas is You" Mariah Carey

"Santa Claus is Thumbing to Town" Relient K

"Oh Come Emmanuel" Theody

"Come Thou Long Expected Jesus" Wolves at the Gate

"Snowfall" The Artificials

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We attack the debate that's been raging for over 30 years. But honestly, we have no new insights. It's a pretty open and shut case really. But Die Hard is always fun to talk about, and we'd love to have you sit with us to do just that!

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Have ever heard a metal band cover a pop song? It will change your life if it already hasn't. Maybe only by definition, but we hope you enjoy it at least a bit as much as us. Welcome to Bear Attack Radio!

(If you're not into video games, just hang with us past the first two songs.)

Songs:

"The Legend of Zelda" - August Burns Red

"Himmelsrand" - Equilibrium

"Pure Imagination" - Hearing Shapes

"Glad You Came" - We Came as Romans

"When I Grow Up" - Mayday Parade

"That's What I Like" - Dance Gavin Dance

"Billie Eilish" - Dal Av + Jackson Rose

"Everytime We Touch" - Electric Callboy

"Devil Went Down to Georgia" - Adrenaline Mob

"Rich Men North of Richmond" - War On Gravity

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It's a review of the Disney Plus show. It's very fun. It's very attacky. Enjoy!

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Ready for another Bear Attack Radio? Just in time for Halloween and the release of the deluxe edition of Welcome To Horrorwood, here's our favorite tracks from the incredible sequel to Ice Nine Kill's widely popular Silver Scream. If this doesn't get stricken for copywriter, then go show INK some love!

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Well, on this one we literally talk sh!t. Honestly, it's an unhinged in-person hangout. The goal was to review truck stop bathrooms, but you gotta hear about these killer elk!

Sorry about the echo.

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What happens when a fictional, cartoon band from Adult Swim's Metalocalypse puts out real albums? They keep giving it the same name apparently. We've reviewed Dethalbum I and by request we're doing Dethalbum IV. Dethklok is known for being surprisingly good for a joke band. Is that enough to sustain the Bears' love through their career though?

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Publicly available for the first time: Polar Bear's punk-cowboy take over of Bear Attack Radio! That's all I got for a description, I haven't listened to since its exclusive released.

--Blitz

P.S. 9/11, never forget.

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Do you have an ex-girlfriend who makes you afraid of the dark? But enough about Blitz, here's our interview of The Band CAMINO's new album!

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This one is more like a "come hang out with us" kinda episode. Oh we still review things; the US Government, summer blockbusters, gay dates, the return of corona virus, and even old ladies' fish art.

Man, if that doesn't pique your interest, we've got nothing for ya!

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Welp, we watched it. Indiana Jones 5. The Dial of Destiny, and all that. Truly one of the movies that has been made. Of all the Indiana Jones movies, it is technically one of them.

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Please welcome to the show for the first time ever: Owl Bear and Olly Bear! Owl Bear (Jordan) is the lead song writer in Blitz's band while Olly (David) is Polar Bear's BF and certified based video game enthusiast! We're thrilled to have them on to rip into the iconic game DOOM (2016)!

So load that shotgun, turn up the music, and crack open one of the cold ones and then rip out its heart; it's time to raze Hell!

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While trying to fill in the gaps between things to review (Panda didn't want to have to see Transformers 7 and Blitz refused to watch Indy Jones 5), we where struck with genius! "We should do an elimination bracket of all the fast food chains we can think of!"

However: we couldn't name a winner. It was too close. So it is up to you now, dear listener. Please vote for your pick for winner and pass this along to a friend. The fate of fast food depends on it!

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Eddy 2Gs returns with an album review! Powerwolf makes Bear Attack history with this album, but I don't want to spoil the episode. Let's just say, we've never had a review like this. . .

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In a world where post-pandemic movies are usually either stale reworks of done-to-death genre tropes or virtue signaling tripe, some where concerned that the new Dungeons and Dragons movie would be both. On top of that, D&D's parent company was facing the possibility of a fan boycott leading up to the film's release. So was it any good?

We have an answer for that!

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What's up, mother attackers?! Actually, scratch that, don't attack mothers. Especially not mama bears. This is a very fun Bear Attack Radio where we show you songs that have very very similar parts. We have unreasonably similar solos, unique instruments used the same way, and even a gang vocal that "Ghostbusters" may have ripped off. From Paramore vs Godsmack to Christian pop-punk sound alikes, this episode is one you should not miss!

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A while back Panda showed Blitz the famous Mel Brooks' masterworks Spaceballs and Men In Tights. We recorded their reactions and it's been our biggest YouTube video. Here is our second attempt to capture that magic, lol!

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The sacred birthday Q&A returns!

We did both Sams, Polar and Panda, on this one. You can hear them open up about misconceptions people have about them, what the go to theater snack is, which conspiracy theories they love, love to hate, just plain hate, and more!

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Hello Attackers, your probably looking at the title and saying that's not a Mel Brooks product, you'd be right! Shocker to no one our priorities changed, on this episode we review ABR's new album Death Below. The big question is does Polar Bear attack this one as hard as he did Guardians? Also Gare Bear returns with his wistful insights.

P.S. we promise the Mel Brooks episode is coming eventually!

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After almost 9 years, Skrillex has finally put out another full length album. But not just one! And we made Panda listen to both of them! Was it torture? Did we poke the bear too hard? With he go full grizzly on us? Like the Zelda sample on the song "Tears", you'll just have to "LISTEN!"

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We had to do it! We attack Cocaine Bear! Nothing else needs to be said. 

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Polar Bear titled his file for this one "We Came as Space Force". Should I have named it that? It definitely rolls off the tongue better.  

Anyway, we briefly review the history of Saint Valentines Day. Here's the video we watched for that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNl9coLI9f8

We watched Steve Carell's Space Force show on Netflix so you don't have to! But if you want to watch it anyway, it's good. 

And if you get the chance to see We Came as Romans. . . make like Skywalker and "do it!" 

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Welcome, Attackers, to our first episode as a review show! Long have we struggled to come up with a focus for Bear Attack and we think this just might be it: three large, hairy, film school friends rip apart media offerings! And what better to start off with than the universally panned Velma? 

Following that we recommend three cover songs: Lyric Noel's "Rain On Me", Chris Daughtry and Lzzy Hale's take on "Separate Ways" and Weezer's infamous cover of "Enter Sandman"!

Lastly we attack Brave Wilderness' misstep video you can view here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oKISDukCks

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Guys! This is Blitz. I haven't heard this episode yet as Panda is our primary editor. And I forgot to upload it, sorry. I feel like I've written several descriptions like this. Anyway, I think we just kinda brainstormed the future of the podcast on the podcast. Should be fun, I had a good time. I never remember anything. 

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You've probably heard some 2022/new-years podcasts, but have you heard any with Red Panda and Gar-Bear? 

Like every year, we look back on the movies, tv-shows, and music the year blessed (or cursed) us with. And we continue the latest trend of censoring nothing except the word "c*ck". Because it makes us laugh. Also, Red Panda and Gar-Bear join us!

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Holy F**k Ballz! Can you believe this is our 100th episode! As a Thank you to ourselves and you guys we assembled a compilation of our greatest hits and reacted to them live!

Please Enjoy & Cheers to 2023 and 100 more episodes of this dumpster fire!

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It's a grand tradition: the annual Bear Attack Christmas radio show! Grab a peppermint mocha, check your lists twice, and jam to great Christmas music with us!  

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We know, we know, it's been a minute since we've done an artist spotlight.... (editing the Linkin Park spotlight nearly killed Panda). However today we head to the land down under and breakdown Pun intended the career of the boiz from Byron Bay, Parkway Drive. So sit back relax.... ah who are we kidding it's freakin' Parkway move your body, break stuff & give yourself a good bangover!!!

Enjoy! Don't forget to like and comment and follow us on all the internets!

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Listen to 10 seconds of the intro and you won't need this description. Winking kissy face. Black heart Emoji. 

--Blitz

PS: Sorry Mom, I'm trying to stop swearing. Love you!

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It's Spooky season Attackers! In the spirit we attempted to give you a spooky tale but then like the lunatics we are we lose our train of thought and enter the madhouse that you are used to! Beware this episode contains aliens?, Blitz fear of the dunes after a near death experience and of course no Bear Attack Halloween episode is complete with out our pal Bigfoot!

So awaken from your coffins, drink some blood and bark at the moon and join us on the if you dare!

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So, this one has no plot to loose. We tried to make one, but it never materialized. So, sit back and enjoy the whip-lash!

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It's that time again! Grab your balloons and invite your friends!

In the sacred tradition of the birthday Q&A, the Sams prompt Nate to offer the hottest of takes on lesbian Subarus and his elitist camping views (REI sucks!), getting metal-core merch for his unborn niece, Taco Bell, the best music for painting (that's an inside joke; listen to the episode to get inside), Mark Wahlberg vs. Shia Leboeuf, and a whole lot more! 

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Even for us, this episode goes everywhere! We have stories about a priest who gets aroused by pound cake, Blitz asking out a girl, the most dangerous band ever (Japanese Noise group, Hantarash), Panda disintegrating his foot, and more! Also, Polar Bear follows up with the last episode and gives more insight into the history of trashcans!  


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LIVE FROM THE M4! No not the sick BMW sport car, the Metal-Mandalorian-Mom-Mobile! This episode marks the first time Polar Bear sits one out in almost 4 years. While he's missed, Red Panda fills in!  


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What do you get when you cross censorship, a large dose of insensitivity, and three best friends? A PG-13 Deadpool! But also this episode. Sorry to those we attacked. 


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Here's episode 3 in a row of just absolute off the rails, bucking fananas action! 

This episode was supposed to be about Arizona cryptids, or creatures that could exist but haven't been proven to. Yet. The Giant Squid was once considered a cryptid. That's what Polar Bear says, and he's always right. Anyway, it spiraled out of control, and we think you'll enjoy the descent. 


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Have you heard about the soaking? It's a sex thing. You're gonna hear about it now, sorry (but not that sorry). Also, we recorded this one while driving through Bearizona, a drive through zoo of sorts. It's a game changing episode! 


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We're back in the car! Just like when BA started, we recorded some episodes on a road trip! The audio isn't great, but the conversation is so much fun when we're physically together! We talk a lot about the finer points of kilts, and Miss Williams Arizona and other things. Let us know what you think! 

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Back in my day, kids clicked on links:

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What do June, lesbians, and Bear Attack's favorite video game have in common? This episode! 

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This a rambling episode, which means lots of laughs, but little direction! It was recorded on 4/20, which means we were sober like usual.

Blitz bought non-alcoholic beer for minors, and turns his back on Star Wars and the Jedi. Polar Bear hates Batman. And Oliver Queen. Panda Bear hates evangelical billboards. And we add just a pinch of "phobia" to the podcast, just like the way your grandma used to make it!

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Phenomenal rock band Jane N' The Jungle returns! And this time, vocalist Jordan and guitarist Brian brought bassist Big B, with them! They are super sweet people, especially for putting up with our awkward questions. We could go on with the description, but you should just listen to the episode. Click play. Ok, please click play? I won't beg. Fine I'll beg, "please, my lord (lorde?), click plaaaaaay! 

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Thank you all for being with us for 3 years! Here's a hilarious episode as a thank you! 

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This episode may be long, but it's because we have a lot going on, and it's with Panda's mom! 

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If this is your first time, welcome! We're stoked to have you! 

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You know what time it is! One of the most sacred Bear Attack traditions is the birthday Q&A. We love it, we hope you do too!

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It's far from hyperbole to say that this episode is special. We talk with the talented, real, and very funny Jared Smith, or better known as Heliocentric. Skrillex, cults, handling dangerous snakes, making Christian music as an atheist, and much much more are touched on in this episode. Please check Heliocentric out where ever you get music and check out his YouTube! He makes funny music videos. 

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Have you ever played Would You Rather? Yeah us too. 

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Polar Bear leads us in a fan game of True or False. Are vampire deer real? Does the FBI have samples of Bigfoot hair? Answers to these and questions and much more!

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Season FOUR! HERE WE GO!

In this episode, we brought on Miguel Alvarez to talk about the best movies, songs, and albums of 2021. We also crown a winner from season 3. What were your favorite things from 2021? Let us know on the socials (links below). Also, we're playing our top songs on this month's Bear Attack Radio, available only on Patreon. The same place you can get our exclusive merch! Of which we have new stuff in the mail!

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Merry Christmas, and may God bless us, each and every one!

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Topic swap round 3! Polar Bear opens. that. pit. UP!!! 

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TOPIC SWAP ROUND 2!!!

Hello, you beautiful person, you! This episode is just three rounds of silly stories and fun! Heads up, if you're listening with kids, Panda's story in round three is SPICEY! It is not to be missed, but may not be appropriate for all. Like most things, I suppose. 

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Episode swap time is here! Blitz Bear kicks things off with the incredible life story of Ernest Shackleton, a 20th century Antarctic pioneer. But he sprinkles in some myth to the legend. With Polar Bear and Panda Bear be able to tell fact from fiction? 

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We just couldn't wave goodbye to October without talking about Ice Nine Kills. Especially not when they're dropping "the sequel of your dreams!" So join us on this harrowing journey through Horrorwood! 

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Panda's brother hosts this episode! Give Kevin "The Red Panda" a warm welcome to the show, and thank him for his great work taking us through some guilty pleasure music! On socials, be sure to let us know what songs are your guilty pleasures! 

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In keeping with Bear Attack tradition, it's time for another birthday Q&A, except we make a game out of it this time! And joining us is a day-1 fan/friend of the podcast, Nicholas Pringles-Bruce Willis! 

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Hey, Attackers! Blitz Bear here. This episode was rough for me. I ate a taco bowl during it, which I foolishly LOADED with some awful Jeff Dunham hot sauce. And it was like Hot Ones all over again! I hope my pain can be your pleasure. 

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This week we determine how well we know each other (or not...???) by guessing our favorite things. To say memory games aren't our strong suit would be an understatement! So play along with us as we fool ourselves.

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Collaborations collide in this epic musical showdown! In honor of the 2021 Olympics, Panda has put together a metal spectacle, where the bears fight to win gold medals for their nominated songs featuring steller team-ups! Join us as we battle through 5 categories of heavy music! Songs listed below!

Metalcore Mess:

"The Signal Fire" by Killswitch Engage/Howard Jones, "Adrenaline" by Zero 9:36/Ice Nine Kills, "Silence Speaks" by While She Sleeps/Oli Sykes

In The Feels:

"Maybe It's Time" by Sixx:A.M./Corey Taylor+Joe Elliott+Brantley Gilbert+Ivan Moody+Slash+AWOLNATION+Tommy Vext, "Book of Names" by Phinehas/Garrett Russell, "Caraphernelia" by Pierce the Veil/Jeremy Mckinnon

The Jake Luhrs:

"Carry On" by blessthefall/Jake Luhrs, "When Everything Means Nothing" by Fit for a King/August Burns Red, "Ghosts" by August Burns Red/Jeremy Mckinnon

The Pop-Punk Giddy-Up!:

"Let Me Love You" by Love and Death/Lacey Sturm, "estella//" by KennyHoopla/Travis Barker, "Survive" by Gideon/Caleb Shomo

The Wild Card Round:

"And We Run" by Within Temptation/Xzibit, "LA Never Says Goodbye" by Kayzo/ARMNHMR+Kyle Pavone, "Obliterate" by Oli Sykes

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This is no mere myth episode: it's a myth episode read as a mad-lib! Polar Bear worked hard on this, so please let us know what you think! Maybe in the future we will have you send in parts of speech? Blitz also came up with a confusing tie breaker round that lots of fun. It's real myth, or Blitz invented myth. Oh and if you missed it, we're a game show now! 

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Hey Sports Fans! 

I actually mean sports fans too! We talk sports controversy this episode! And lot's more! We play a World War II "two-truths-and-a-lie" first. Then we discuss whether baseball players should be rubbing their-- you know what? Just listen, lol. And then we cover so much more. Including more sports!  

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This episode is a BANGER! We laughed so much making it, Panda laughed so much editing it, and Blitz laughed so much uploading it! So, Blitz kicks things off with a super interesting 2 Truths and a Lie game on historical things. Then Polar takes us on a voyage of discovery. We learn about a disgusting, morbid, and kind of hilarious natural phenomenon that is sure to drop jaws. Topping it off, Panda opens up on his feelings about those pesky BMW drivers. Ladies and gentle-bears, we give you the Exploding Whales episode!   

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Have you heard this album? No? Well that's changing now! Panda had us re-visit this childhood favorite of his and it turned out to be really good! There's songs we all liked, songs we didn't interpret the same way lyrically at all, and one no one likes. It's truly a diverse, colorful, and masterfully rendered album. 


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Man we have a WILD episode for you! Like Blitz reveals that he knew a stuffed animal sperm cell named Reggie! First, for an appetizer, we talk about weird kids we knew in school. And each story one ups the last! For the main-course, a true story about a guy named Ted and his friend. This story should be a movie! They go on a hunting trip that ends in blood and horror and all the stuff of drama.  

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Hello there friend! Blitz Bear here. To be completely honest, I've actually not listened to this episode yet. So we will both get to hear it (in it's edited form) for the first time! We plan a trip to go find a 'squatch and I remember having a good time recording, but I always do! Big shout out to Panda Bear for all the editing he has been doing. Seriously, he's been working like a mad man on this podcast! 

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Attackers, ready yourselves! We are super pumped to interview Jane N' The Jungle, who are premier purveyors of pure rock-and-roll! Seriously, Jordan and Brian are such sweet people, and their music is fantastic! We are blessed and humbled by their presence on Bear Attack and I'll stop simping now so you can give your full attention to this awesome episode! 

Well, actually one more thing: thank you! You make every episode possible and we are blessed and humbled by YOUR presence! 

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Happy May, Attackers! This week is another legend week, with no less than three Civil War stories. Actually, there's four! One is about The Union sustaining losses because of vampires. Next is a date ruined by Ol' Green Eyes. Then there's something about Bigfoot, and finally, a monster who sunk a ship! 

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Guys! We interviewed our first band! 

A big, big, big thank you to the shoe gaze duo Cutting Motion for sitting down with us and answering so many dumb questions! We talk about Marvel vs. DC, Asian cinema, The Room, sex scenes, BABYMETAL Funko Pops, the band itself. . . Actually we were all over the place. So nothing has changed! 

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Is two birthday episodes in a row too much? We don't think so! And this one is just as good as the others we've done!

Polar Bear tells us all about the longest summer of his youth trying to replace a lost Gameboy, finally reveals why he is boycotting The Amity Affliction (who we have reviewed!), and talks about carting away human poop with his wife. It's an episode as wild and fun as the man himself! 

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Hello and thanks for joining us for Sam Oshin's birthday episode! It is the Panda Bear's moment to shine, his 15 (or 50) minutes of fame, his fun in the sun, whatever. It's a fun, embarrassing episode with cheetah print underwear and a very special, Styx meets "Mary Had a Little Lamb" musical finale that you DO NOT want to miss! Seriously, Panda surprised us with his skill.    

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Ah, pop-punk. So fun, so catchy, and when it comes to A Day To Remember, so so HEAVY! Well, usually. Their first album since 2016 isn't getting the thanks they must have wanted when they titled it You're Welcome. But what do we think about it? The answer may surprise, please, or even frustrate you! Featuring a very special guest from our film school days, we discuss the good, bad, and ugly of You're Welcome! 

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Do you like tasty legends? Well this might be the best one Bear Attack has done yet! Or at least 2nd only to Stage Coach Mary. It's good though. Let us know your opinions at any of the following:

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Celebrities then and now. You won't believe #2. I guess. 


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Guys! We gotta talk about this blast from the past: the album known as Daughtry. By the band Daughtry. Fronted by the man Daughtry. Geez, good thing they're better at music than they are at marketing.

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Happy New Year, eh! 

We're going north to Canada for a true story of pirate treasure, lots of tunnel flooding, and a TON of coconut fibers. 

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Happy New Year! 

Despite being a crazy year, we enjoyed lots of things in 2020. Here are the highlights! Be sure to let us know your personal favorites. Also, we've got super cool stickers, pins, and other merchandise on our Patreon. And bonus episodes too! 

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Merry December, Attacker! 

If you've been with us for really any amount of time, then you know that we love "angry music for happy people." Well We Came As Romans has that vibe locked in! They did a free live stream with Bad Omens, The Plot in You, and Dayseeker. Of course we "attended" and have opinions to offer. Our musings aren't anything to write to mom about, but we'd love to have you hang with us for a bit! 

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Yo, check this out! We have a hysterical episode for you! 

It's a true story about an all-American legend! Stagecoach Mary had many titles. . . and I so badly want to tell you what they were, but just trust me: give this one a listen! It's worth not spoiling! 

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Hello, hello, hello! Another week, another podcast! 

Do you want to play a game? Maybe you'll like these gameshow ideas we have! This is a very fun, rambling episode. In addition to pitching game show ideas to you, we offer up quality stories about the interesting homeless of Arizona, a spirited debate about the attractiveness of Guy Fieri's Polaris Rzr, and Panda likes the new Bring Me The Horizon. 

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Happy Halloween! We did a Halloween episode last week, but we're in the spirit so we're doing two! And this episode is early, that way you can enjoy it on the 31st! 

We reviewed a must listen to album this time of the year: Ice Nine Kills' fifth record The Silver Scream. The episode says it all, so enjoy! 

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Happy Halloween everyone! Chef Polar has made you a festive treat: a 3 course spooky "dinner"! All three of these offering are supposedly true stories (though I have my doubts about the "appetizer"). 

There's a deeply disturbing story about a postal lady that shouldn't be missed, one about a disappearance near the army base Blitz has worked at, and a hotel that puts the hole in hole-in-the-wall! 

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Guys! Blitz here! So sorry I uploaded this late. However, this one is worth the wait, if I do say so. Panda and Polar Bear suggested we start a new tradition: a Bear Attack Q&A with one of us on our birthdays! So (as with most things in my life) I was the guinea pig. 

We talk about Legos, zodiac signs, hot sauce, and my underwear.  More than once on that last one. 

It was a super fun episode for me and I hope you enjoy it! 

Hit me up on our socials, make sure to check out our videos on YouTube, and tell us about your answers to the questions in this episode! Thanks for your support. You are the best! 

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"You people out there give us something more than just record sales. You give us something to hate. And we hate you, you brainless mutants" --Dethklok 

This episode is brutal. You aren't ready. Don't play this. 

Just kidding, please rate and subscribe! Pleeeeease! 

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Fall is coming, Attackers! Pumpkin Spice Lattes and demons are just around the corner. That's right, demons! 

Also, how do you feel about New Jersey? If you love it: sorry about this episode. I mean, the state has an official demon! How bad does your state have to suck that you have enough devils running around to name one your favorite? 49 other states don't have this problem, so. . . 

And another thing: what was Old Jersey like? Was it better or worse? Is it in England? 

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By request: we attack The Bellboy! It's an old movie written, directed, and starring comedian Jerry Lewis. It is definitely a blast from the past and quite amusing too! 

We really enjoy hearing from you guys! Shout out to our friend Geli (pronounced "jelly") for this one. We hope you enjoy the roll down memory lane with us. Please let us know what you want to hear next! 

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Here it is! Our first ever part two! 

Panda Bear destroyed his sleep schedule to get this one out early for ya'll. Go give him a shout out on socials if you enjoyed it! What are your favorite LP song/albums? What did you think of One More Light? Have you heard any of the band's side projects? Let us know in the following places: 

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Alrighty everyone! Let's talk Linkin Park! 

Panda told us months ago he wanted to cover the legendary rock band and since all 3 of us love them, we agreed! Turns out, we can talk about Linkin Park for hours! Almost 4 of them. We cut that in half, but we ended up having to do this in two parts. So if you love LP too, here's our brief thoughts on EVERY SINGLE SONG they've done. Well, mostly every single song. 

We'll get part 2 to you soon! Pray for Panda, the sheer volume of editing is killing him, haha! Also, be sure to let us know what you think of LP.  

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Summer is just cranking along, isn't it? Come cool off with us in Atlantis! We recorded this episode really late at night after shooting an upcoming burger review. Which means: maximum delirium, minimum sensicalness! If you like Disney quotes and stories about obscure governors bringing obscure legends to pop culture, this is the episode you've been looking for!

What myth should we talk about next? Got any albums you think we're missing out on? Hit us up on FB, Insta, or BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com!

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Welcome to the Bear Attack Outfitters Travel Agency: please hold while the building melts. This episode is a riot! We mostly talk about interesting places to visit, but also we go bananas. I actually haven't listened to it since it was recorded, so I'm going to cut this short and go listen myself! :P

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Yeeha, mother-attackers!

We're getting our folk on today! Now if you've been with us a while you probably know Polar Bear likes himself some pop-punk, metal-core, hip-hop, and country. Yep, he is the complete set, taste wise. So Panda and I (Blitz) took an overdue break from our metal heavy diets to review Flatland Calvary's sophomore effort. It's a good episode for sure. When we can focus for 5 minutes, lol. 

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What is up, friend? We have an awesome legend for you this episode! We're talking about the almost mythical warriors who seemed more animal than man: the viking berserkers! Known for their unconventional, reckless tactics (like fighting without weapons or biting chucks out of their own shields), these men were probably insane in a literal sense. In fact, they're often regarded as villains by the vikings themselves. 

As usual, Polar Bear is our myth-man, but we have a guest for this one! Mr. Coon returns to grace us with his knowledge of Norse lore. So, get out your bear pelts, kick back, and pour yourself some mead! 

Or chocolate milk. That's what I'm drinking lol. 

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Oh goodness! We have an interesting miscellaneous episode about decency this week. Which is kind of funny because aside from the Hot Ones hot sauce episodes we've never sweared more (still PGish). We talk about taking care of other peoples' stuff, and respecting women. It might be a little controversial, but trust me: it's golden advice. 

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Do like freaking Trivium?! Well then. . . this episode might be awkward. 

We listened to their entire discography, minus bonus songs, and have ranked the albums and picked favorite songs. And we even like a few of them. So, you can listen to the episode, I don't have much to say. 

What do you think about Trivium? Yell at us or agree with us on Instagram and Facebook. Major props to Panda Bear (Sam Oshins) for his editing on this one. He put in some real elbow grease into polishing this turd. 

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Wow! Thank you, Attackers, for an awesome first year! We are honored to have you as a listener! 

To celebrate we invited back Eddie-2-Gs and a new guest too, Miguel Alvarez! Like when we first started, this episode doesn't have a theme. We just converse and it's actually really funny. There's a stories about nipple piercings (we keep it PG-13), Polar Bear walking in on a couple getting frisky in an industrial building (still PG-13), and getting excitement out of seeing your friends in pain. (Ok, I'm stretching it a little. It's not really a story. . . just listen, you'll see. Probably.) 

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Happy 4/20, Attackers! 

Well we're normally at a Killswitch Engage show this time a year (no correlation, it's just when they come out west), but obviously that's not possible right now. So why not talk about drugs? And why not talk about Nazis while we're at it? 

This is a good one! It's all sorts of educational. Blitz has a wild story about the 90ish prescriptions Hitler was taking (yes, true story) and Panda talks about the legalization of the devil's lettuce. 

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WHO WILL DELIVER THE SENTENCE?!

We will! (That line actually was playing as I typed this. Not planned!) New ABR is here to keep the Corona blues away! And Bear Attack is giving it a. . . mixed review? One of us loves it, one likes it well enough, the other just doesn't get it. The musician in our group wasn't so about it! Isn't that bull$#!T!!! Jk, love you Sam. 

--Blitz Bear

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Back in season 1 Polar Bear mentioned a myth that he was too scared to tell without his wife around. Well, for your listening pleasure, here it is! The goatman episode! Join us around the camp fire, under the star filled desert sky for a good old fashion scary story! 

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It's the end of the world! There's no toilet paper, Charmin or otherwise. We can't go to school or work. It's like armageddon. Or Charmi-geddon! We might as well laugh about it! 

Ride along with us in Panda's truck (IT'S A TRUCK EPISODE!!!) as we're joined by wife, teacher, and Bear Attack PR lady Amy "Clair Bear"! It's a good, old-fashion, rambling episode, full of laughs and stories. It's one of Blitz Bear's personal favorites, and he really wants you to get in on it! 

Let us know who you are handling the COVID 19 Charmi-geddon! We're all in this together, so hit us up on Facebook or Instagram with what you have going on.      


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What is up Attackers? Hope you're all safe and sound, and interested in telling stories! Whether you want to make a backyard movie, write a book, or a plot driven song, we dust off our Creative Media and Film degrees to give you a 101 class!  

Polar Bear instructs us on what makes a story work, Panda weighs in on story through song, and Blitz Bear sprinkles in thoughts here and there. And we might "attack" Quentin Tarantino. . .

What's the big-story/small-story principle? What does a character need to be compelling? How about ticking clocks? Let's talk about it! If you have anything to add, hit us up on FB or Insta. If you have a story you want thoughts on, Blitz wants to see it! Send it to BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com. 


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Do you like The Amity Affliction? We like The Amity Affliction! They're one of the podcast's favorite bands and in case you missed it, they just dropped a new album! Of course you can't talk Amity without mentioning depression, and all three of us know a thing or two about the struggle. Good news is, we have advice on how to cope. 

Also, Polar Bear has a ghost story for you! It's one part creepy, one part kinda sweet. 

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Do you like pirates? Well then hoist the anchor, mate! On this nautical adventure we talk about a ghost ship used in the war of 1812, Pirates of the Caribbean (movies and ride), the sanitizing of history and pirate culture, and the album No Grave But the Sea by the pirate-metal legends known as Alestorm! 

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Hey, do you like August Burns Red? Well we're gonna talk a lot about them! 

This is our first artist spotlight and we decided to go through every album and list our top three favorite songs off it! In addition to being Blitz's all time favorite band, ABR got Blitz and Panda into metal as a whole. So they mean a lot to us! Unfortunately we recorded this before they officially announced their new album, so it's not mentioned. :(

If you're not here for the music, fear not! Polar as a myth for you. Or rather a legend; a true tale of infidelity, murder, and mystery! It's not to be missed. 

Lastly, we very briefly touch on  the subject of how beauty can exist in tragedy. 

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Hi friend!

We have a bit of a bittersweet episode this time around. Podcast friend and guest host Eddie 2Gs lost his father recently. So that's the bitter part. But in honor of Mark Golson, we want to talk about one of his favorite albums: Paranoid by Black Sabbath. Polar Bear also makes a strong return to form with some good old fashion legends just like back in season 1! And of course, we talk about the silly things we're a little paranoid about. Like getting stabbed with a pencil. 

Thanks for listening! What are you paranoid about? What music or topic should we "attack" next? Let us know on Facebook or Instagram! 

If you want a good laugh, make sure you go back and listen to Eddie's story in episode 12 of season 1! Or if you want to watch us FREAKING DIE while eating hot wings at his place, check out our YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0zPXFCZ5s&t=1402s 


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Happy New Years, Attackers! 

We are so stoked about season 2! This episode is a bit of a return to our very young roots; there isn't a unifying theme. But we do talk about our favorite gas station, our New Years resolutions, and some new things we plan on doing with music! Also, if you are a dog lover (and you should be) we chat a little about our dogs towards the end. 

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Surprise! Here's a bonus episode for you! Season 2 starts 1/13/2020.

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It's the end of the decade! 2019 as come and gone, but not our memories of it. For the last episode of our first season we are joined by two new guests: Clair Bear and Mr. Coon (Amy and Ben)! With them we reminisce about our favorite songs, albums, movies, and Bear Attack episodes of 2019.  It's good fun, so grab a cup of joe and join us! 

What were your favorite things of 2019? Hit us up on Instagram or Facebook and let us know! 

Thank you so much for making our first season a success! We appreciate you!


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Holy holly, it's the holidays!

Of course we're attacking the topic of Christmas from no less than 3 angles. Polar talks about the real person who Santa Claus is based on, Saint Nicolas. It's an awesome story containing dowries, goats, and sailors. And Russian grandmas For some reason.

Panda Bear gives us the low down on Christmas in his family, including the time his grandma served them cookies with Bounce laundry detergent. Also, what's better: cookies or Reese's?

Finally Blitz takes us home with a conversation about peace and charity and the Christmas spirit.

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Yo, happy December! 

Winter has come, and with it: sorter titles for our podcast. We're trying out doing themes for every episode to keep things more concise. Fret not if you enjoy the variety of Bear Attack; we still find all sorts of tangents. In this episode we cover everything from the sport Curling to hot tubing in snow storms to almost being killed by Zambonis to bathroom acoustics! 

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Oh boy. . .

You may have heard of Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even hotter wings. Well we did that. And we were humbled.  

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Hey, Friend!

This week, Blitz talks about a band that uses saliva as guitar lube. Totally unrelated: we also talk about our parents giving us "the talk", showering, and environmental conservation.

Polar is now a dragonologist. He can now answer any dragon questions you have! Find us on Facebook, Instagram, and BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com.

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Then Blitz takes a second topic: his trip to Disneyland's Star Wars attraction, Galaxy's Edge!

Panda closes us out with a concert debrief, which is a staple of Bear Attack. Sweden's favorite war history band Sabaton brought a tank to America! And they love Arizona!


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Our dear friends: it's October, it's episode 13, let's talk Halloween! We talk about the origins of Halloween, The Legend of the Headless Horseman, and pretty disturbing true story about H.H. Holmes Murder Castle. There's all sorts of shenanigans as usual. Panda Bear may or may not have had a seizure playing 5 Nights at Freddy's. I (Blitz Bear) don't have a whole lot to say about it other than grab some cider, cozy up, don't mind our technical difficulties, and enjoy the special!  

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Welcome to Eddie Two G’s living room! We have a theme episode for you this time! Polar Bear wants to know, “what makes us go ‘oh my lanta?!’ (aka PG WTF?!)” It’s a wild episode; not to be missed! It’s definitely worth sticking to the end.

Polar kicks it off with stories of the sketchy bus stop/gas station in the area where he works. Front in center is a lady who runs out of her dress. Also there’s a story about a chihuahua who was allergic to air and a woman who would wash it every ten minutes! Oh my lanta.

Panda Bear recently just experienced the weirdness of electric cars for the first time. They’re bizarrely quite, lightening fast, and not at all environmentally friendly. And Polar Bear says they aren’t cool either, so there. And is it true that C4 tastes like grape? Army veteran Two Gs says don’t eat it, it will kill you!

Blitz Bear hates it when creatives ruin good source material. So, basically what’s happened to every single anime that’s been turned into a movie, “like oh my lanta you guys!?” He hopes that the makers of Netflix’s Death Note never make a movie again. Also, Ghost Recon Breakpoint sucks. Actually, we talk video games for a good bit.

And Eddie, who we’ve decided is the mystical Ink Bear, has a story about Wal Mart. You simply must hear this! Trust me, it’s incredible.

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What is up? Happy fall. It's here. It's that time again. . . Despite our exhaustion from the work week, Panda Bear, Polar Bear, and Blitz Bear have topics for your mental stimulation. First up: music. As almost always.

Panda and Eddie Two Gs saw Iron Maiden and The Raven Age. He tells us about their legendary props. Apparently Blitz hates all music. And why is Polar Bear aggressively indifferent towards Halloween?

Polar Bear thinks that people aren't being taught important life skills, like how to screw. (Not that kind of screw, silly!) There's even an app to prove and enable it, the name of which we censor so that it doesn't get promoted. Mostly because Polar is upset about it. Also, have you heard of All Girls Garage? Me neither, but Polar Bear has!

Blitz lets another beautiful woman slip away and Panda admits to being a stalker. Not the Facebook kind either. It sound like it happened on a walk or something.

Blitz starts a pretty serious topic about mental health and one of The Ten Commandments off with some stories about the Kindergartners in his charge. By day, Blitz is the youngest school bus driver this side of retirement. Polar drops some mad facts about the brain.

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Helloooo! We've hit double digits! Thank you so much for your support so far, it's super cool! This week, we have a longer one for you. The bears welcome their first guest on the show, Eddie Double Gs.

Panda kicks the show off by informing us as to how the upcoming A Day To Remember album got its name. And speaking of music, was Ringo Starr of The Beatles fame a good drummer? Our resident drummer and random fact machine Polar Bear has facts to help you decide.

Blitz has a legend this time! It's the true story of Wojtek, a bear who served in the Polish army during World War Two. He liked beer, he saw action, and was a bear. Did I mention he was a bear?!

And lastly, GG and Panda do a hot wing challenge inspired by The Hot Ones. There's some kind of units, Mad Dogs, and mega death or something. Panda was hurt for this. Enjoy!

Hope you like chewing sounds, you ASMR weirdos.

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Hey friend! Here’s our 9th episode; and it is full of technical difficulties! Things get switched up this episode as Polar Bear goes first this time, telling us about his honeymoon. Sort of. Not really. Also, is the Mexican government watching Bear Attack?

Blitz shares a lengthy story about jalapeño taffy he shared on the plane while in route to Polar’s wedding. He ends up saying “boobs” a lot. . .

Panda Bear wants you to stop staring at him when he’s working out. Which leads to jokes about mating and cattle.

And finally, Blitz has us examine our survival skills and introduces an idea for an ending segment.


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Welcome back friends! The bears are all together again for the first time since episode 4. We’re in celebration mode because at the time of this recording, Polar Bear was about 72 hours from his wedding! Head over to our Facebook and wish him a good life!

Panda spent the night holding back maggots. Meaning he went to see Slipknot. Also in concert: Volbeat, Gojira, and Behemoth.

Polar Bear has a genuine history lesson for us. It’s a mining tale from Massachusetts of loss, cover ups (literally), and more loss.

Blitz Bear smashes through a laundry list of topics. Among them: how to write a Tool song, Spider-Man 3, white Hulk, Harry Potter houses, and more. It’s like a little buffet.

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Yooo! July is going, going, almost gone! As we say good bye to it, Blitz Bear talks french fries. We talk for about a half-an-hour about all sorts of things fries. Included is a story about the homoerotic date Panda and Blitz went on. Also included is a story about Polar Bear's friend who had a date who wanted (and got) to suck his toes. 

Polar Bear talks Van Helsing. Which turns into a discussion about Hotel Transylvania, Castlevania, and other vampire video games/movies. 

Panda's topic is guitar brands. Remind him to post pictures of his basses. We also talk about spoof bands. Polar Bear tells us about trying out for Psychostick (link to the song he mentions below).

Honestly, we are kind of just rambling. Like we always do, lol. 

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The boys are back in town! Hello, nice to see you again! It's summer and summer means movies! If you read the title, we talk about that movie (spoilers) and also the "technical" end of phase 3: Spider-Man Far From Home (no spoilers). Afterwards the show's very first guest pops in to say hi! It's really uneventful and brief but #CalebBear. However, it does lead to the question, what should we call our fans? Let us know please!

Polar Bear brings us "back to bigfoot" with a discussion about witches! #BackToWitchFoot We don't know a whole lot on the subject, but what we do know, ain't that much. If any witches listen, we would like your input on the whole thing. Side note: because it's late and I'm slap-happy (Blitz here btw), I'm going to call out Polar Bear for explaining what a pew is, lol.

Blitz Bear opens up a bit about his experience with depression and counseling. We all share our insights and insecurities with it. If you're considering attending counseling, hopefully this will help give you an idea how it might work for you. Also, if you want to talk about it, please send us a DM on Face Book or at BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com. https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/

Witch Taint "Are You Ready To Black Metal? (Explicit)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1JLUZUqpsk

Literal Bohemian Rhapsody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJO7bcRVPvI


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Blitz talks about the origins of our name and our international listeners. We also ramble about food poisoning, friend of the podcast Mr. Coon, and all sorts of other things.

Polar Bear talks about inside jokes, idioms, gives a history lesson on whoopy caps, and does a fantastic impression of a Riverdale character. #ItsBettyCooper. Also, there’s an incredible story about his rodeo buddy who caught a bull by the horns... with his butt!!!

Unsurprisingly, metal music gets sprinkled in throughout. Blitz even follows up on our opinions of Ghost before Panda brings us bad news about Apple. Apparently the future of iTunes is questionable. Does Apple have a good plan to replace it so we don’t lose the thousands of songs we bought? We’re not hopeful.


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Hello friends! Welcome back! This is the last episode of the bears’ trip home from California. Blitz Bear has everyone play Two Truths and A Lie, but in the interest of time we just tell one truth that sounds like a lie. And the result does not disappoint! 

Polar Bear leads us is a sort-but-sweet discussion about lifted trucks and redneck culture. 

And Panda Bear has us dip our toes in the vast ocean of the mouse mafia (aka Disney). It’s a whole half hour of Disney/Marvel/Star Wars/totally unrelated things. . . we will definitely revisit it in the future.


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Welcome back! We have a sort episode for you this week. Please let us know what you think of it! 

In this one Panda asks when did cartoons go down hill? Where old cartoons racist? 

Polar leads us in a conversation of legend, lore, and history. We talk about swords and kings and rivals-in-love and the Bible! It's not to be missed! 

And finally Blitz talks about sleep and gets intimate for a hot second. It’s not weird, promise. 


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Welcome to Panda's truck again! On our trip home from California, Nate hates on Grammy winning "metal" band Ghost, Sam makes a very compelling case for the existence of El Chupacabra, and Sam has us go on record about our personal pizza beliefs. There's a bunch of other little nuggets sprinkled in: hot takes on religion, Polar Bear getting shivved in high school, and more!


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Welcome to the first and least put-together episode of Bear Attack! In this episode we ride in Panda's truck on the way back from a truly memorable weekend in Hollywood. This one is for the metalheads as we talk a lot about the Collapse The World Tour show we attended. Later, Polar Bear tells a legendary story about his old man and a possible run in with bigfoot!  


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