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I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up.
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You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
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It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
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Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant.
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Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner
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Manuel who?
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Have you tried making everything smaller.
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I don't want to tell the truth.
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You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap.
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Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule.
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Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
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Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be
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Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work.
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Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?
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You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine.
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If the salad is on top, I send it back.
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The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
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It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass.
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To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim?
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Please don't talk about my breast milk.
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If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward?
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I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.
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You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.
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Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
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Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please.
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Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich!
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P is being a giant B.
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You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
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You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.
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What is a two way petting zoo?
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Ok I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet.
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Really Jim. On Cupid's birthday.
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Why is there a Chiclet on my cake?
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I think sometimes people are really mean, to the hot, popular girl.
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Boom Roasted.
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A painting, can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting.
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I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.
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It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France.
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You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.
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I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors.
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No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and you just, sent her away.
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Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?
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My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy.
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this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it
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Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's
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I watched Cookie Monster sing Chocolate Rain about a thousand times.
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Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
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What Gives You The Right?
Good Night.
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Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
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Andy and Angela seem very happy… I hope nothing horrible ever happens to them.
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Good Night.
“If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”
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Good Night.
Hey I'm serious. It's happening. And when it happens, it's going to kick your ass Beesly. So, stay sharp.
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Good Night.
The thought of popping one of your beets into my mouth makes me want to vomit.
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Good Night.
Irie, sorry. 'More tomorrow. XOXO, Michael.'
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Good Night.
You are-- You are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real.
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Good Night.
Wanted, middle-aged black man with sass. Big butt, bigger heart... I can't, do this.
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Good Night.
I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.
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Good Night.
Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.
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Good Night.
Wait. Alfredo's Pizza Cafe, or Pizza by Alfredo.
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Good Night.
For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work, in any capacity.
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It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy we're fine.
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I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out.
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Wait... if this job is in a well, I don't want it.
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If that’s flashing, then lock me up.
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No, no, I need two men on this-- That's what she said-- No time!-- But she did-- No time!
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Make one tiny mistake you're dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore women's clothes.
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Early worm gets the.. worm.
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Poop is raining from the ceiling. Poop!
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Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!?
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Secrets, secrets, are no fun. Secrets, secrets, hurt someone.
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YOU'RE IN THE CEILING!
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I'm not falling in a chocolate river.
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A sensitive email has been released to the office. It contains a file. A picture. Filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
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Ok. Cindy. Yo! Cindy, Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around. There's gonna be a good amount of blood. But don't let that bother you. Have a bucket there. For the blood, and the innards and the feathers.
I can't believe I forgot to make a reference to The Wolf of Wall Street. I've failed you.
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These people don't realize how lucky they are. This office is the American dream. And they would rather be in the hole.
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You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
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Sometimes at home, I answer the phone 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam'. So maybe that'll stop now.
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This is the best meeting we have ever had.
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I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little... but on pretzel day... well, I like pretzel day...
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Bonjour. Je cherche des chips de la marque Herr's. Non? Ah... aw, merci quand meme. Au revoir.
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And it was possible a man slipped in, and there would be no way of knowing. Connect over on Twitter: http://twitter.com/asmroffice Good Night.
Two queens on Casino Night. I am going to drop a deuce on everybody.
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"Every time I typed my name, it said 'Diapers'."
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That is Northern Lights cannabis indica.
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Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself?
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and know they love you...
A bonus episode to tie into Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
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Boy have you lost your mind? Cause I'll help ya find it
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We must never cede control of the motherland!
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And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
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If they stay in there too long they're going to get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
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It was a hate crime; and I hated it!
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So where are you shipping your foot?
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Pfff, BFD. Engaged ain't married.
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Now you're the expert. Is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
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Yeast infections. There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county.
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Oh, no, that's ok. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto, in fact.
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Did somebody say "baby back ribs"? Hmmm? Hmmmmm?
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I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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"Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?"
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Good Night.
Please Be Sure to Check The Timer on Your Cheesey Pita
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"I'm an early bird, and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms. Oh, breakfast."
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to All.
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"The only thing I'm worried about...is getting a boner"
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I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
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Wow. How many filet-o-fishes did you eat?
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Darryl Philbin. Then Regis, then Reeg, then Roger, then Mr... Rogers.
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"One thing about me, I am better at hiding than they are... at vision."
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Please be sure to report any occurrences of Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.
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Diversity tomorrow. Because today is almost over.
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Our first episode of The Office narrated for comforting evening listening. Enjoy and good night.
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A quick overview of how this show will sound. Made to help fans of the Office find comfort and rest in a familiar place with a fellow Office lover.
Looking forward to bringing you the entire series.
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