Pam and Teri, Drunk and Scary: Recent Episodes
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Grab a drink, take a shot, and pull up a chair. We’re diving into some horror favorites. Watch the movie with us, learn some trivia, and enjoy drunken commentary along the way.
Do you often visit the place where all your trauma started? We're streaming this on Shudder. We're also wishing Teri a very Happy Birthday!
When you've prepared your entire young life for a night like this. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Time to put your skills and friendship to the test!
Water slides and the 80's are always a great time! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Have a safe and Happy Fourth of July! Pam and Teri!
It's FINALLY October! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Sometimes what you create can backfire on you.
When looking to buy an antique. Do you ask for the history of it? We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Maybe you should start asking now.
This is why training videos are important on the first day of work! We're streaming this on Amazon. What's the term? Oh Ya! Fuck around and find out!
Some secluded islands can be very beautiful. We're streaming this on Amazon. The people on the other hand can be very dangerous.
Something strange about this neighborhood? We're streaming this on Amazon. Maybe ask your realtor more questions before moving in?
1...2...Guess who's back? We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. It's not easy being the new kid on Elm st.
Sometimes you think you know someone. We're streaming this on Peacock. Then they turn out to be someone else!
Let's go open a door that shouldn't be opened! We're streaming this on Amazon. How about you go do it and let us know how that went when you get back?
Have you ever wanted a pet alligator? We're streaming this on Peacock. How about donating it to the zoo instead!
Some siblings just want all the attention. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. This one will keep you guessing.
Great! Now we have to worry about fracking! We're streaming this on Netflix. This whole scenario is just bonkers.
Are you a Nun still in your Novitiate? Be careful when a priest asks you to go on an investigation with him. We're streaming this on Netflix. We will not be entering any dark monasteries!
A Leprechaun in space! Why? Because he's magic! We're streaming this on Peacock. Have a Happy and safe St. Patrick's day from Pam and Teri! CHEERS!
Never make a deal with a demon! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Pay back is a son of a bitch!
What a way to pay back someone for saving your life! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Enjoy your vacation instead. Happy Valentines Day From Pam and Teri!
Pst, Do you guys wanna watch a cursed movie? We're streaming this on Amazon: Via Screambox. Grab a shovel and a crucifix. We're going on an adventure!
Investigative reporting of a strange kind! We're streaming this on Screambox (via Amazon). Happy New Year's from Pam and Teri!
Most people would leave when finding something scary in an abandoned home! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Have a Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri!
COVID lock down was always a fun time to visit friends through Zoom. We're streaming this on Shudder. Some friends can be annoying and just don't take things seriously!
I inherited an old house. Oh look an old book! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Have a safe and happy Friday the 13th from Pam and Teri! I feel like we've been down this road!
Happy December! We will be back with a new episode for ya'll next week. Thank you for your patience, Pam and Teri!
When aliens invade vaginas, Superman to the rescue. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and foil hats, and watch these mind controlling little shits.
Black Fridays have gotten crazy! We're streaming this on Netflix. We hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving, Pam and Teri!
Satanism can be challenging. "I dunno." We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). What a contest!
Desperate times ask for desperate measures. We're streaming this on Shudder. Late night just got a little creepier.
Bullying can back fire when you mess with the wrong person! We're streaming this on Peacock. Everyone needs a strange superhero.
Having a regular pet is sooo boring! We're streaming this on Hulu. I'd like something a little more exciting!
Who knew something so harmless could be so contagious? We're streaming this on Paramount + (via Amazon). Be careful when speaking to strangers.
Don't just accept any gift into your life. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. How devoted are you?
What would you do in this situation? We're streaming this on Netflix.
Ghosts, Zombies and demons! Oh my!
When the humans are destroying the planet, there is only one thing that can solve the problem. We're streaming this on Amazon. Birds. That's right... Birds!
Visiting a family member can be fun and chaotic! We're streaming this on Max. Not in this case.
Think you've escaped the jaws of prison? We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shout Factory TV). All we have to say is "crap on a cracker"!
Usually when someone recommends music and it just doesn't click, we don't listen to it again. We're streaming this on Amazon. How well do you know the history of your town?
Maybe ask a little bit about the history of the Sorority house you're moving into. We're streaming this on Amazon. House mothers can be scary.
Rumors get spread so easily. We're streaming this on Peacock. No one can escape a hit man.
Careful not to offend the people closes to you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Birthday to Teri !
Some good questions to ask your realtor before buying.
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Is the house haunted?
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Did anyone die in the house?
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Will this house judge me?
We're streaming this on Amazon. Don't impulse buy!
Is anyone else's pet peeve uninvited guests? We're streaming this on Max. Just don't answer the door.
Do you know where your drugs come from? We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Have a happy and safe Fourth of July from Pam and Teri!
Hope you guys aren't getting to lonely! Don't worry you'll hear our beautiful voices very soon, but in the meantime here is one of our older episode. Enjoy! Pam and Teri
Greed can be a very dangerous thing. We're streaming this on Max. Grab some co-workers for a fun day on a boat.
Do you miss us yet? We sure do miss you, but don't fret! Here's one of our older episodes in the meantime. We'll be back in July with all new Episodes for you! Pam and Teriđź–¤
Two episodes in one day?! Watch the classic silent film Nosferatu (1922) with us as we provide slurred commentary and bad jokes. Grab your drinks and snacks and listen along.
Here is an Episode from our past for our first week off. We hope you enjoy and we'll see you again in July with a whole new episode. Pam and Teri
It's a late Thanksgiving special! This week we're streaming the movie Thankskilling (2009) on Amazon. Grab your drinks and snacks and watch along with us. Get ready for a mutant killer turkey who terrorizes a bunch of college kids for no good reason.
Raising the Antichrist can be challenging! We're streaming this on Hulu. Make sure to hire someone who will go out of their way for your child.
Trying to survive with a bunch of strangers can be deadly. We're streaming this on Amazon. You're better of running.
Car troubles? Let's check out the creepy town we're stranded near.
We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. They look so real!
Why do Government experiments always go wrong? We're streaming this on Amazon. Damn! Bad boys are always so clever when it comes to escaping them!
Our first remake for this May! Do you have the balls to spend the night? We're streaming this on Amazon. Good luck!
Be careful when you stumble into ancient metal sheet music. We're streaming this on Peacock. Nah fucking metal ROCKS!
High school parties are a lot different from what we remember. We're streaming this on Paramount +. Pass blunts not body parts!
Evening drives just aren't what they used to be. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let your monster do your evil bidding.
When a nice get away sounds to good to be true. We're streaming this on Max. Would you sacrifice someone to save the world?
Don't be pretentious when it comes to fine dinning. We're streaming this on Max. Sometimes basic is better.
Vampires always gotta ruin a good time. We're streaming this on Max. Let's get wasted with a bunch of criminals.
A mysterious murderer is on the loose! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Women be aware of your surroundings!
Wow! Look at this book I found wrapped and bound by religious artifacts! We're streaming this on Max (via Amazon). Nope. Just leave it.
I don't know how many times we've said this but, do not touch anything that falls from the sky. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Let's listen to some backwards metal together.
Careful who you befriend when you're depressed. Some friends can become a little too attached. We're streaming this on Netflix. Take your meds, grab a flashlight, and hope your BFF isn't scared of the light.
Codependent relationships can be exhausting, especially if you've been at it for hundreds of years. We're streaming this on Peacock. So grab some refreshments, and let's talk.
Hope you all have an amazing Fourth of July! Have a listen to one of our older episodes and we'll talk to you next week with an all new episode. Thank you Pam and Teri!
Don't lose your patriotism or Uncle Sam will come for you! America!!!! Happy 4th of July! We're streaming Uncle Sam on Amazon! So grab your drinks and fireworks for a bang of a movie!
Is your research paper worth the danger? We're streaming this on IFC (via Amazon). Use a computer; it's probably safer.
Hopefully during a zombie apocalypse you don't get stuck with a bunch of assholes. We're streaming this on Peacock. Would you survive with your family?
Enjoy one of our past Episodes! We'll be back next week with a new Horror movie for you. We appreciate your patience.
This week we're streaming Creepshow (1982) on Amazon. Join us while we watch these short horror stories from Stephen King (in his acting debut). Buckle up for a long night of drunken commentary and facts you never knew you needed.
Oh, The things you do to be in a Sorority/Frat. We're streaming this on Peacock. But, Did we get in!?
Somethings are better off left alone. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Don't go touching anything that you're unsure of.
Tired of peoples shit? We're streaming this on Peacock. Train your pet rats to do your bidding.
Babysitting can be stressful. We're streaming this on Netflix. Maybe ask the parents a few more questions about their kid.
Always read the ingredients of products before consuming them. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Not all organisms are good for you.
Dear Haunted Streamers, Please leave all sealed openings sealed. Especially with Crucifixes. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Also stay away from creepy old men.
The Freelings can't get a fucking break! We're streaming this on Paramount+. Hold your damn kids tight!
Sometimes being different isn't always acceptable by your parents. We're streaming this on HBO Max. Tread lightly kiddos. There is always a solution.
Unfortunately Pam was sick and we were unable to record a new episode for our listeners. So please enjoy one of our past episodes and we appreciate y'alls patience. We will be back next week with a new episode. Cheers!
How do you ground your kids? These people shove theirs under the stairs. Grab some drinks, and leave your sins at the door. We're streaming this on Amazon.Â
Haunted marsh tours can be so surreal. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab your best bud and head to New Orleans for a memorable time.
Probation sucks, but for whom? We're streaming this on Shudder. Happy St Patrick's Day from Pam and Teri!
Careful who you bully when you're at camp. We're streaming this on Peacock. Never underestimate the little person.
Just when you thought you could move on. We're streaming this on Paramount +. Trust no one and suspect everyone!
Being sent back in time is not always what it's cracked up to be. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Try and remember the correct phrase when retrieving the Necronomicon.
We apologize for the delay, but the Texas weather had other plans for us. We're streaming this on Amazon. I guess they did go back in the water.
Don't be a Karen to the overnight staff on your train ride home. They just might save your life. We're streaming this on Shudder. All Aboard!
Don't rope your children into your schemes. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always say good bye when playing with a Ouija Board.
Something is lurking in the Everglades and it's looking to feed on human blood! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Hope you have some dynamite for protection?
Be careful when someone asks for help. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Hold your children tight and warn them about talking to strangers.
Warning! Don't ignore the ones close to you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a Happy New Years from Pam and Teri!
Baby sitting can be such a challenge sometimes!                               Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri! We're streaming this on Shudder.
In the wrong hands, plastic surgery can be a tricky thing . We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Careful who you hug!
Careful when scouting new locations for your adult films. We're streaming this on (Amazon) Via: Showtime. Discretion IS advised!
When Art returns, but your deceased father's sketch book has a plan. We're streaming this on Screambox (via Amazon). Grab your dagger, and fight!
Don't borrow any bougie friend's belongings. We're streaming this on VUDU. Happy Thanksgiving from Pam and Teri!
We're streaming Terrifier on Netflix. Just take an Uber.Â
Here is our favorite clown Art! Please enjoy one of our past Episodes #17! We will be back next week with our Thanksgiving Episode. Pam and Teri.
Never let your guard down when hunting the Master Vampire. We're streaming this on Netflix. This evening grab a drink and make a stake dinner it might save your life!
When a mother knows, oh she knows. We're streaming this on Paramount +. Grab a drink for a jaw dropping mind fuck!
Is this the end? We're streaming this on Peacock. Have a Happy Halloween from Pam and Teri!
If someone gifts you the diary of Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, be prepared to fight the forces of evil. We're streaming this on Paramount + (via Amazon). So grab a virgin, if you know any, for a fun incantation.
Careful when accepting an invitation to a haunted house. We're streaming this on Amazon. Pack your bags for a spooktacular evening.
Moving into a new home? Maybe talk to the neighbors first. We're streaming this on Netflix. Keep a Witchful eye on your children.
For the sake of Humankind, let's leave Biology to the professionals. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with the weird tenant upstairs for an infectious night of fun.
For the sake of Humankind, let's leave Biology to the professionals. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with the weird tenant upstairs for an infectious night of fun.
Ugh... Siblings can be such a pain in the ass. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your conjoined twin for some fun sibling rivalry.
Ugh... Siblings can be such a pain in the ass. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your conjoined twin for some fun sibling rivalry.
When you love to play the organ and not even death can stop you. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab your girlfriends for a race that you'll never forget.
When you love to play the organ and not even death can stop you. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab your girlfriends for a race that you'll never forget.
When handsome stoner Anton's hand gets possessed, fate hands him some evil hijinx. Get your hands on some snacks and drinks, and see if you can handle Idle Hands (streaming on Amazon) with us.Â
When handsome stoner Anton's hand gets possessed, fate hands him some evil hijinx. Get your hands on some snacks and drinks, and see if you can handle Idle Hands (streaming on Amazon) with us.Â
Due to Pam having Covid. Have a flashback listen to one of our favorite episodes! We'll be back next week!
Let's get ready to scream with our hands over our mouths! Tonight we are viewing Slither 2006 on Amazon! Grab your drinks and gummy worms for a gory ride with invading Alien organisms!
Due to Pam having Covid. Have a flashback listen to one of our favorite episodes! We'll be back next week!
Let's get ready to scream with our hands over our mouths! Tonight we are viewing Slither 2006 on Amazon! Grab your drinks and gummy worms for a gory ride with invading Alien organisms!
How far are you willing to go to get internet famous? We're streaming this on Netflix. Seriously, don't break any religious taboos while you're doing it.
Don't be skeptical when someone tells you their ship was invaded by aliens. We're streaming this on Starz (Via: Amazon). Maybe a woman in command will save your life?
Cancel spring break trips every  23rd spring for 23 days. Just to be safe. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Especially through the Florida countryside.
Don't have a dress for Prom? We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon Prime). Just borrow one of your living friends' dresses instead.
Don't chase the crazed mask man for a story! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Definitely don't lead him on.
Careful who you make out with. Gross! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Maybe get a DNA test done if you're not sure about your parents? Happy Birthday Teri!
Maybe ask the Realtor a few more questions when renting a new apartment? We're streaming this on Amazon. Decisions are never easy.
Wanna do some underwater research in a tiny Sub? We're streaming this on Amazon. Teri said Nope!
Being a single mother can be hard, but the Babadook doesn't care. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Once he's in you can't get rid of the Babadook Dook Dook.
I hear the Bay is really nice this time of year. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a Happy Fourth of July from Pam and Teri!
The third installment of our Halloween-fest. Get ready to be confused in Paul Rudd's movie debut. Cults, babies, men in black, rituals, and maybe an explanation? We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and your cloaks for a weird ride.
Revenge is best served with a side of Urban Legend! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Get cozy for a night full of Jared Leto!
Great! Now you have to ask the Realtor if there are any strange mounds on the property! We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Have a Happy Father's Day from Pam and Teri!
Introducing the new sleep pods! Get the best sleep of your life! We're streaming this on Paramount +. Now drink some caffeine cause you're gonna need it!
Come celebrate Graduation with us! We're streaming this on Amazon. Graduation can mean lots of things like the beginning or the end. Either way Congratulations class of 2022 from Pam and Teri!
Say it 5 times and if you see bees run. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Grab some drinks and get hooked.
Get to know your family heritage early on. We're watching this on Showtime (via Amazon). Don't force people to go to parties and keep all limbs inside the vehicle at all times.
Beware of fashionistas in the zoo, especially when they won't consummate the marriage. We're streaming this on Amazon. Just go with Alice.
Remember your kids when booking a vacation, especially in Mexico. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Cinco tu Madre!
When buying your first car goes horribly wrong. We're streaming this on Netflix. Jealousy can be such a drag.
Always have backup when busting bad guys. We're streaming this on Amazon. Avoid demon possessed toy factories.
Don't touch adorable things; they could be horny dangerous aliens. We're streaming this on Amazon. This Easter, piss on my hare! Happy Easter!
Peer pressure's a bitch, especially when it affects your job. We're watching this on Showtime (via Amazon). Trust no one.
When people say 'deja vu is a bitch', they mean you. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Get ready for a 'what the fuck' night.
Keep it in your pants. We're streaming this on Netflix. So watch out for one night stands who may not be what they seem.
When being intoxicated is essential. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy St. Patrick's day from Pam and Teri!
Watch out for those cousins you haven't met yet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Psycho can be adorable.
Don't get trapped with a useless girl when there are zombies around. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). So board up your windows and doors, and grab a plate of roast beef and chocolate milk.
Maybe make sure the whole town is empty before you bring in the investors. We're streaming this on Netflix. Roll up your windows when you're on autopilot.
Careful who you reject on Valentine's day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Valentine's day from Pam and Teri!
If a cat shows up at your door out of the blue? Let it stay inside.We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. He might save your kids life.
Careful who you show pictures of your fiance to. We're streaming this on Netflix. So wear your fancy hats, and be wary of who you fall in love with.
Don't answer the phone, always follow the rules of a horror movie, and don't be a follower. We're streaming this on Amazon. Never say "I'll be right back."
During an eclipse, don't hold a seance to contact your deceased loved ones. We're streaming this on Netflix. Listen to Sister Death, and hold on to your siblings if you can.
Don't open ANY tombs. We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your best piccadilly and grab your lover and a backup.
Old people are so stubborn when it comes to new machinery. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get your C-4 and golf balls for a hole in one movie.
Maybe take a break from social media every once in a while. We're streaming this on Amazon. So lock your doors and hope your friends can perform minor surgery. Happy New Year from Pam and Teri!
Maybe go to the police immediately when the Moaner calls. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Merry Christmas from Pam and Teri
Careful when looking for new ecosystems. You never know what you'll find. We're streaming this on Netflix. Always carry waterproof matches when spelunking with friends.
Try watching the news first thing in the morning. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your friends and head over to The Winchester for a pint.
Maybe ask more questions before inviting someone new into your home. We're streaming this on Amazon. Be careful of backstabbing little bitches.
Don't invite strangers to live in your house. We're streaming this on Hulu. Happy Thanksgiving from Pam and Teri!
When you get a flat tire, call Triple A... if you manneCAN. We're streaming this on Amazon. So stick together and good luck.
Don't pick on the chemistry nerd! We're streaming this on Amazon. Wear your jester head for a vengeful night.
Appreciate what you have in life or Jigsaw will. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Doritos and play the game or pay the price.
Never stay IN the haunted house. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy Halloween from Pam and Teri!
No one ever listens to crazy. We're streaming this on Amazon. Listen to your grandma; she doesn't fuck around.
Watch your spouse, you might be their next LSD experiment. We're streaming this on Amazon. SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM because it just might save your life!
Maybe don't throw a party in a possessed house. We're streaming this on Amazon. Go trick or treating instead.
Be careful of what you want when looking for an extreme haunt. We're streaming this on Hulu. Grab your camera and don't talk about your fears.
Don't trust the new girl, she could be an alien. We're streaming this on Amazon. Say 'yes' to Scat, and be wary of everyone.
When your ancestors are greedy dicks and sink a ship for their riches. Maybe stay away from home. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. Listen to your local DJ and stay as far away from the coast as possible.
The true sequel the original writer wanted. We're streaming this on Amazon. If your name starts with a K...good luck.
When a lovesick voodoo practitioner does a spell on a recliner and a rabbi has a vision of a Jewish demon, it's probably a demon summoning witch. We're streaming this on Amazon Prime. So just use a beanbag and call it a day.
I'm tired of these motherfucking sharks in this motherfucking ocean. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't experiment on sharks, and stay out of the water.
Watch your local news before going camping because you might end up dead. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). So wipe your ass before investigating any strange noises. Happy belated Friday the 13th!
Always follow the second in command who knows the meaning of protocol. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's hope there's no facehuggers while you are in quarantine.
Make sure you double filter your water at home in case any military experiments crash your water system, and listen to the best sheriff and deputy in this small town. We're streaming this on Hulu. Grab your bottled water and escape to your nearest fallout shelter for a crazy time.
When the quiet girl hits puberty, you get a lot more than you bargained for. We're streaming this on Amazon. So grab your monkshood and your closest sibling for a life changing period.
If you get a flat tire in a small town where they offer you a free place to stay, just say no thanks. We're streaming this on Hulu. So grab your mop and your PUNCH for a kick ass good time.
Don't watch the meteor shower; just stay inside. Here we go again. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your poking sticks and your salt water squirt guns.
Always stay away from abandoned houses because you just might end up having unnecessary surgery. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Grab your meds for a heart stopping night.
Do you really need the money that badly? We're streaming this on Amazon. Be careful with shady politicians. So set up your booby traps and roll around in your 5K. Happy 4th of July!
Don't let the plants ruin your trip! We're streaming this on Amazon. Maybe grab some weed killer, and stay away from forbidden areas.
Maybe mourn your husband a little longer before you remarry a psycho killer. We're streaming this on Amazon. If he's too perfect, then it's too good to be true, and listen to your daughter. Happy Father's Day!
When road-head turns into a zombie apocalypse....what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. We're streaming this on Netflix. So celebrate your marriage before you get off on the road.
When your estranged uncle leaves you a strange mansion, maybe hire your own lawyer to read the fine print. We're streaming this on Amazon. So pack your bags and get ready to move into a haunting experience.
Cheap, beautiful two story home, vaulted ceilings, floor to ceiling body insulation, mortuary includes ghosts carved with necromancy incantations, and a beautiful hallucinogenic view. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get your friends for a fiery seance.
When your family is cursed and you're in a relationship, communication is key. We're streaming this on Amazon. So consummate your marriage before a vengeful ghost shows up.
There's no escaping death once you enter a cursed house. We're streaming this on Amazon. So watch for portals, and stay out of the house.
The future looks bright with a little help from Zydrate. We're streaming this on Amazon. So hold on to your organs for a operatic night.
Circle circle dot dot. Now you have your cootie shot. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks, and let's hope you've reached puberty.
We found an unaired episode. This was supposed to be episode 28, but it wasn't used due to some sound issues. Keep in mind this is when we first started. So get a load of these two amateurs, and enjoy a throwback Thursday.
Tag! You're it. Now what? We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with your shittiest friend, and hope you're the good one.
If you work in a lab, watch your children, and don't give them a specimen as a pet. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your electrical wires and some carrots for a hopping good night. Happy Easter!
When hide and go seek goes very wrong, and you are a witness, call the cops to avoid the entire situation. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Tag! You're killed. Now it's time for sweet vengeance.
When making a deal with a leprechaun, be a little more detailed. We're streaming this on Amazon. Happy St. Patrick's day from Pam and Teri!
Stay out of the water. Fuck the mayor, listen to the sheriff, and close the beach. We're streaming this on Amazon. Have a wonderful Spring Break, and enjoy the beach...
When going back home with your sibling, mind your own business. Get to the next town, and call the cops. DO NOT EVER GO BACK. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hold your brother's hand, and tell him no.
"Jennifer sexy, she steal your boyfriend." Go with your gut feeling instead of the band in the shady van. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Grab your BFF and her boyfriend for a delicious evening.
Be nice to Hillbillies they aren't always what they seem! We're streaming this on Amazon. So cozy up in your vacation cabin in the woods for a accidental time!
Don't talk to strange clowns in the sewer, Unless you want to lose an arm! We're streaming this on Amazon(HBO). Show no fear and get ready to have a screaming good time!
Don't participate in drug trials and get pregnant. Watch out for your pituitary gland, and stay away from one eyed janitors. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your fire extinguisher, and don't piss off any experimental kids.
Strange, indeed. Don't let your kids play with AOL. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang on by the edge of your hooks for a torturous night.
Don't do anything they did in this movie. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Grab your demon mask and crucifix yourself to a chair with a nail because that's the only way you'll be able to watch it.
Mothers, be aware of your surroundings when spying on your son's date. We're streaming this on YouTube. So wear your medallion, get ready to fight like hell, and carry your Tide pen with you.
Don't move to the murder capital of the world, and always listen to Grandpa. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon). Grab your copy of Vampires Everywhere, and gear up with the Frog brothers for a bloody adventure. Maybe throw some glitter in there...
Merry Xmas from Pam and Teri! Beware of Santa's elves, don't piss off your aunt, don't trespass, and stay away from old convents. We're streaming this on Shudder (via Amazon).
Trauma's a bitch, especially when it's caused by werewolves. So you get sent to a retreat....with other werewolves. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your gun and silver bullets, light a fire, and stay in your cabin.
Beware of Tall Man, don't fuck lavender bitches in graveyards, and stay out of mausoleums. We're streaming this on Amazon. Let's have a ball with some Dos XX and a guitar.
When your friend wants to go look for an ancient stone in the catacombs, say no thanks, I'll be at the bar. We're streaming this on Netflix. So don't forget to confess your sins, and let someone know where you're going. We had an eight legged co-host for this one.
When you're at the tail end of Rhea-M, grab your catcher's mask and get on a boat to Haven. We're streaming this on Amazon.
Happy Thanksgiving Pam and Teri!
1 2 3 4 5 6...There's no injection for the devil. We're streaming this on Starz (via Amazon). Hold your rosary tight, and get ready for a demonic night.
Don't experiment on yourself because you're probably gonna have a bad time. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get ready for some madness and shitty acting.
If a crew from a spaceship disappears, scrap it, mourn them, and move on. We're watching this on Amazon. Sit back in your captain's chair, and watch the events unfold.
Happy Halloween! Don't break any Halloween traditions if you don't want to be tormented by Sam. We're streaming this on Amazon. Come join us for our 100th episode for a deadly good time!
When you're writing about roadside attractions, try not to be part of one. Remember, don't pick up hitch hikers no matter how hot they are. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your best Halloween masks for a fun night with this massacre.
When you find a hair in your award winning jerky, don't swallow. Spit. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get ready for a hypnotizing good time.
1... 2... Guess who's back for you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Warm up to a cup of coffee and grab your Hypnocil for a sleepless night on Elm Street.
If you're gonna play God, get a better assistant, use the non-criminal brain, and try to teach your monster how to behave. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your Strickfaden effects and a dead body for a drop dead good time.
Rules: 1. Don't buy your childhood orphanage. 2. Don't let your kid play with imaginary friends. 3. Don't take them walking to the cave on the beach. 4. Don't let your kid leave a trail for his imaginary friend to follow. 5. Fuck it; set it on fire and cut your losses. We're streaming this on Amazon.
When fruit goes bad, it doesn't bruise...it attacks. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a bloody Mary, and throw on some Puberty Love for a saucy good time.
Don't move into a murder house to write a book and put your family at risk. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your camera for a reel creepy time.
Maybe get your dogs vaccinated, and when they're bitten by a bat, this whole situation can be avoided. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab a water bottle and junk your shitty car for a fun foamy night.
Shy away from the camera carrying quiet guys because you might end up dead on his next reel. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get a camera and a drink to pose for your last picture.
When the frogs hatch up a plan to get rid of the trash, a beefcake photographer is there to save the day. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wart remover for a leaping good scare.
If you're stranded in a raft in the ocean, don't take a ride from a mad veterinarian. We're watching this on Amazon. Grab your mini me and sit back for a wild and animalistic night.
What do we always say? If it's below the knee, kick it with all you've got. We're streaming this on Amazon (HBO). Grab your combat boots, and always look down.
If you're a scientist, you should know better than to experiment on yourself. We're streaming this on Amazon. Get ready to fly into a web of insanity. Grab a flyswatter, and look for the one with the white head.
When backpacking in London and you stop at a pub, don't ask them about their wall art. When offered spirits instead of water, take it, or they may ask you to leave, and then you're dead. We're streaming this on Amazon. Hang out with your dead friend, and drink some spirits while he watches you turn into a werewolf. That's what friends are for.
When you wake up naked and locked in a hospital room, maybe just stay in there. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your goggles and masks, and remember to stretch before being chased because these fuckers are fast.
When you play with clay, don't bring it to life to do your bidding, or karma will rear its jealous head. We're streaming this on YouTube. Grab your Play-Do, and lock up your daughters for a confusing vengeful night.
Don't drink and drive because you might hit some random person on a dark winding road, and your rich hot douchebag friends will make you cover it up. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your fishing hook and fireworks for a helluva 4th of July.
Happy 4th of July from Pam and Teri!
Listen to your friend when he tells you that you're SO's family is going to sell you into the sex trade. We're streaming this Amazon. So grab your tea and wear some ear plugs for a hypnotizing weekend.
When you don't care how much skin the dick has, that you're willing to murder people to bring it back...reevaluate your affairs. We're streaming this on Amazon (via Shudder). Grab your puzzle box and help us figure out what the fuck is wrong with this woman.
Be careful who you design projects for or you might find yourself stuck inside it. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your calculator and your boots for some mathematical death traps.
When vacationing in the woods, if you see someone who's infected, cut your losses and go to the hospital. We're streaming this on Amazon. So pack your suitcase and don't forget your hazmat suit.
Try not to miss your flight out of Alaska when 30 days of night are coming up or you'll have to face a clan of vampires murdering your whole town. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your axe and stay very quiet for some blood thirsty fun.
Looking to buy a new house? How about a beautiful, spacious lakefront home with a dash of murder? We're streaming this on Amazon (Starz). So grab your priest, and don't forget your dog.
If you are a scientist working in the Arctic and find a spaceship in the ice, leave it. We're streaming this on Amazon (Starz). Get ready for an invasion with your J & B, matches, and gasoline.
If you have to cross a creepy bridge to get to a creepy cabin with a creepy book and a creepy recording, just turn around. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your 2% milk and your best friends for a fun night in the woods.
Follow your gut feeling, and don't follow strangers onto a shitty boat with a shitty shark cage because you're gonna have a shitty time. We're streaming this on Netflix. So grab your extra oxygen tank and stay in the cage.
Don't let your kids play with Ouija boards. Don't let them talk to demons named Captain Howdy. We're streaming this on Amazon (Shudder). Grab a crucifix and some holy water for a head turning experience.
Did you ever try to make your best friend feel better for her loss? Were you fucking her dead husband? Did you take her spelunking in an undiscovered cave? If you have, then fuck you. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your drinks and your gal pals for a fun filled weekend.
Have you ever dated someone who was haunted? Don't. We're streaming on Amazon (Starz). Grab your psychic and ouija board and provoke the shit out of this episode.
Don't try to cheat death because Tony Todd said you're gonna die anyway. We're streaming this on Netflix. Grab your drinks and stay inside.
Karma's a bitch when you burn down someone's life's work. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your wax sculptures and your lighter fluid for a fun night at the museum.
When your friend wants to buy pot from a stranger on the street, punch her in the face. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your chastity belts and your mom.
Happy Friday the 13th! Nobody is safe in any camp near Crystal Lake. Just ask crazy Ralph. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab Mrs. Voorhees' sweater and stay away from windows.
If you work at the mall, maybe don't have an orgy in the furniture store. We're streaming this on Amazon. Grab your propane tanks and water, and be on the lookout for evil robots. Thank you. Have a nice day.