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Hosted by Mary Kwiatkowski - Revenge Cast with Laura Kwiatkowski | Riverdale Recap with Kirsten MacInnis | TwiFight with Rachel Stukenborg
This week the KowSkiCast is proud to bring you a very special episode! Mary is joined by her high school classmate, Ryan Cudahy, to talk about his new movie: Written by Mike. This marks Ryan's first feature film as both a writer and director! The story follows two couples dealing with family, trauma, and illness at the spark of their relationships. Mary and Ryan discuss Ryan's interest in filmmaking, the challenges he faced working on his debut feature, and the personal themes dealt with in the story.
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KowSkiCast is back, and once again Mary is joined by her other Riverdale mainstay: Hanna! This show is really testing them this week, the inconsistencies are abundant, and the boys are car-obsessed. But never fear, Hanna does her best explanation Mary's air-drumming, and Mary fills everyone in on the secret drama on set of Star Wars: a New Hope. Just your typical Riverdale Recap!
After a slight impromptu hiatus, Mary is back (with a special guest) to recap the 9th episode of season 7 of Riverdale: Betty & Veronica Double Digest! Mary and Laura attempt to piece together what on earth has been going on this whole season, discuss what could be in your father's sock drawer, and try to figure out who "Grease Lightning" is referring to.
It's a Riverdale double feature this week on KowSkiCast! Kirsten and Mary are here to break down everything from the 7th and 8th episodes of season 7! We talk HR violations, delivery popcorn, Mountain Lake Resort, and so much more! Tabitha is back and so are we, so buckle up for this extra long episode!
Uh oh, things are getting exciting this week on the Riverdale Recap! Kirsten and Mary break down everything from season 7 episode 6 and try REALLY hard to understand what on earth is going on with this show. Bonus topics include: a deep dive into Sandy Cohen, a deep dive into Ray Bradbury, and a deep dive into Brittany Snow.
What in the Jughead's abandoned train-car did we just watch!? Kirsten and Mary are back for another absurd episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast to cover everything from this comic book mess of an episode. There may have only been four comic stories in the episode, but Kirsten and Mary manage to go on even more tangents! Listen in to find out what Kirstikins and Marinator get up to next!
The Riverdale squad is may be forming unusual couples, but the pairing of Kirsten and Mary is as comforting as apple pie! The girls are back to break down everything from the fourth episode of season seven and all of the love(?) it contained! Come for the Riverdale analysis, stay for the discussion on the New Daddies of Riverdale!
This week Mary and Hanna are back to break down everything from the third episode of Riverdale season 7! Join us for (possibly) the most awkward episode of the Riverdale Recap yet! Discussion topics include: Blue Lagoon, Riverdale Proper, and Vughead???
The KowSkiCast back for the second episode of Riverdale's final season, and just like Archie, Mary is going stag on this podcast. Apparently, season 1 is back again as Betty, Veronica, Kevin and the other students at Riverdale high all gear up to go to the school dance. Veronica is put in her place by Riverdale's resident Mary, Alice is WAY too involved in her daughter's love life, and Choni might be back for round 3!?
It's the final season of Riverdale and the KowSkiCast is back to recap everything from the season seven premiere! Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna are here to discuss what they think will happen now that we have been transported back to the 50s! Will Archie win over the new kid? Will Jughead get his memory back? Will the girls decide who is the No. 1 girl on the podcast? Only time will tell!
It's time for a mashup! KowSkiCast is teaming up with the hosts of Sh*t 90s Shows Taught Me to chat about the 2022 Netflix dark comedy revenge story: Do Revenge. Mary, Jess, and Sara talk movie references, casting choices, wild storylines, and fashion!
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It's been 65 years and the Comet is passing over Riverdale again! Who will live, who will die, will this show ever come to an end? Kirsten and Mary are back with another episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast to break down everything from the season 6 finale and predict what might be coming in season 7. Other topics include: Pride and Prejudice, the Scarlet Witch, and end-of-the-world weddings.
It's the penultimate episode of season 6 and things are coming to an end for Riverdale (or are they)!? The gang take their final stand against Percival with a little help from their supernatural, alternate-dimension pals. Mary is solo again to recap the battle between good and evil, break down everything from the episode, and take some guesses on what the finale might bring!
It's a solo Mary episode this week on the podcast, but don't worry, she didn't bring anyone from the alternate universe this time! Percival shares his evil plan, a public execution is in place, and Archie is surprisingly normal!? Join Mary as she tries (and fails) to map out exactly what happened during the explosion between Rivervale and Riverdale. Get those portals ready! It's time for some dimension hopping!
Kirsten and Mary are back this week for a short little recap of the Sabrina-Riverdale crossover episode. Subplots include: Kevin tries to go to Broadway (again), Archie just wants to be a dad, and Cheryl does a big bad. Mythology and Magic collide in this cuckoo bananas episode of the Riverdale Recap.
Little did WE know that Riverdale was going full Prince of Egypt this episode! Kirsten and Mary break down everything from the most plague-y episode of Riverdale so far. We've got weddings, snake cakes, and harlots up in here as some real Biblical s*** goes down!
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, like maybe why this episode took so long to come out... but regardless, HERE IT IS! The Riverdale Recap-ers are back to break down another wild episode of Mind Control, Casino Performances, and Crime Conventions? Join Mary and Kirsten as we have a little fun and do a little murder!
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Mary are a wee bit sleepy! They might not have had the floodgates opened in their minds, but sometimes it sure does feel like it! They break down everything from human bio-dialysis to Kevin stealing from a literal baby. Hold your breath and get that invisibility going, it's time for another episode!
It's a late night over here on the KowSkiCast and the Riverdale Recap gals are FEELING IT. Kirsten and Mary break down all your favorite Riverdale plot (holes) such as: Everyone is in love with Betty, Veronica can't stop performing, and Archie gives the secret away (again)! There are absolutely no normals on this week's episode, so hang in there! Pop's knows we are!
In a surprise move, Riverdale released an episode that Mary really enjoyed! Join the girls as they discuss Veronica's new super power, reverse Iron Man, and possibly some hints at BUGHEAD!? Kirsten may not have been completely sold on the idea yet, but Mary is confident she will come around eventually! The end is in sight! #OnlyDoctorsInTheMorgue
Apparently everyone has powers now on Riverdale, or is it a curse? Percival's new plan involves being the bearer of bad book news and somehow no one is able to stop him. Never fear, the gals are back to break everything down from another spooky episode. Mary and Kirsten talk spider kisses, normal Reggie, and Legally Blonde the Musical (again)!
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Mary is joined by Riverdale Lookback cohost: Hanna Elam! Hanna and Mary break down everything from the lock-in episode, debate if Riverdale should have always been a super hero show, and share their own stories of power outages. Bring your pets inside, close all your vents and windows, and join us for: The Fog!
Kirsten and Mary are back together again (AT THE SAME TIME) for this week's episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast. They break down everything from Tabitha's time travel journey, discuss Percival's possible origin, and gush over the great hairstyles. #Jugitha
The KowSkiCast gals are getting creative again during another busy week of podcasting, but have no fears, The Riverdale Recap is here! You can't stop progress with Mary and Kirsten, so a fake conversation is what we have for this week! Pickins is learning all the secrets, planting seeds all over the place, and even jumps in the boxing ring himself. Mind control, girl bosses, and tiny nips abound!
Kirsten is back this week and all is right in the world! Riverdale is here with its usual absurdity: wise guy casinos, turkey shoots, and exorcisms. Mary and Kirsten break down the episode, create some questionable Google search histories, and tell everyone how they REALLY feel about a certain Perci-VAL Pickens.
Things are getting weird on this week's episode of Riverdale... and this time we mean the recap podcast! Kirsten is away for the week, so Mary brings on a super special(?) guest to help break down everything from the eighth episode of season 6! We get our first real introduction to Ol' Percy Pickens and fully succumb to the idea that super powers are just things now! Sideplots include: Penelope issues evil haircuts, Veronica breaks good, then bad again, and Betty has a hangover.
Riverdale is back with it's old shenanigans this week with season 6 episode 7. Kirsten and Mary break it all down, from the hitman-double-cross to the solitary Kevin scene. We finally discover the identity of the TBK and it sure was something! Grab your tissues and fake your tears because the film crew is here and it's time to capture those emotional moments!
We are back for the fist official episode of Riverdale season 6! Kirsten and Mary are excited(?) to talk about this newest phase of Riverdale, with the return of Adult Serpents, Chabigail, and the Boy Who Cried Broadway! Just remember everyone: It doesn't always keep getting worse.
The Rivervale special has come to a close, not with a whimper, but with a BANG (get it? because of the explosion?) and Kirsten and Mary could not be more impressed. The girls are joined by regular guest and co-host of the Riverdale S1 and S2 recaps: Hanna Elam! We talk all things alternate universe, Big Bad, and Vughead?
On possibly the most entertaining episode of Rivervale yet, Cheryl is pulling triple duty! Kirsten and Mary are here to discuss everything witchy, comety, and evil from this week's episode of Riverdale! Who is the best red-headed spellcaster in Thorn Hill? Who has the best hair style? Who is the most out of character? Join us as we break everything down!
The devil has officially come to Riverdale and Mary and Kirsten are here to discuss! Who deserves to live and who deserves to die? Who is the hottest TV Lucifer? Is anyone going to be left by the time Rivervale is over?
For the second episode of Rivervale things are getting spooky. Another one bites the dust when ghost cars, wailing mothers, and Sam and Diane attack! Kirsten and Mary discover why toothpaste may be a just cause for murder, why hammer murders are the scariest, and wether or not it is okay to kill someone if it's in a rumble. Come for the banter, stay for the instagram fashion segment.
Welcome to Rivervale where everything is the same but now with a fun new horror-twist! Join Mary and Kirsten in a special no-edits version of the Riverdale Recap Podcast, because if the writers have an easy out then so do we! The girls break down everything from the first episode in the five part special. We've got pies, beds covered in money, cockroach cereal - oh, and MURRRRDERRRR!
The finale of season 5 of Riverdale is here and Mary and Kirsten have gone full tilt. This week we wrap up what might be the most confusing season of Riverdale yet. Mary learns about pipe bombs and does her 'posh lady' impression, Kirsten brings back cyber bullying, and they both have a nice hearty rant!
We're there, we've finally reached the point we were all dreading: Riverdale has officially broken Kirsten. On this week's helping of the Riverdale Recap, a delighted Mary and a reluctant Kirsten talk about everything from the season 5 musical episode! We have many debates such as: Can these actors sing? Does anyone really like meatloaf? And can you buy a piano on Amazon? Last week's poll results are in and Mary's MotherDale calls in to discuss more food related quandaries. #Tangs&Tongs
Bloodshed and witchcraft abound on this week's episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast! Kirsten and Mary debate the Veronica Hiram showdown and Kevin leaves the Blossom's totally not another cult Ministry. The ghost platoon is back to save Archie, and the mothmen/trucker plotline finally comes to a close! #RiverMommies
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast things are sounding a little different! Mary and Kirsten weren't able to record together, but that doesn't mean that you aren't going to get both of their takes! Time to hear what Mary sounds like with no one to keep her from listing out every plot-point, and time to hear what Kirsten sounds like when she has to take her own notes! The girls each break down everything from CopterCabs, Books and Booze, Miracle Workers, and whatever it was that Archie got up to this episode! #FinanceBros #Boysenberry
Riverdale is now The Pussycats for this week's backdoor pilot episode. Kirsten and Mary are here to talk all things Josie, Melody, and Val as they return for the first time in multiple seasons! Mary confuses TV characters with real people, and Kirsten just wants to flail around in a mosh pit, you know, just like old times. #ReturnOfSweetPea
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Mary enjoyed the episode?? Fear not, Kirsten certainly did not! We break down everything from Cheryl's portraits, including the Shirtless Archie, the Rat King, and Betty's extremely violent tendencies. Mary attempts to gaslight Kirsten, and we reveal the rabies plot hole! Continuity errors abound on this Holiday Weekend!
We finally caught a criminal this week on the Riverdale Podcast! Well, okay, Betty did, but Mary and Kirsten are here to recap it all! We discuss dancing on tables, the Spiderman meme and Mangs and Foose. Fun segments include: taking October off and shopping for sweatshirts!
Your favorite, least researched Riverdale Podcast is back for another mediocre episode that mirrored the show we all watched! It's (apparently) time for the Hiram Lodge backstory we always knew we didn't need! We love it when there is zero plot movement and a good old-fashioned shoe shine. Flashbacks and actors playing their parents abound and your loyal hosts are here to talk about it all. Featuring: drug trafficking education and animal adventure stories! #SaveManifest
WE'RE BACK! Season 5 is back for phase two, and that means Kirsten and Mary have returned to guide you through the hot mess! This week we go on another palladium deep-dive, determine which is the worst cw show, and FINALLY get to hear the infamous voicemail! Can we trust the Riverdale writers? Probably not, but that won't stop us from watching! #Bangs
It's time for the final installment of the first Twilight book... the Twilight of Twilight if you will! Post action fallout means doctor induced comas, not moving to Jacksonville, and of course: PROM! Rachel and Mary wrap up the final chapters and the epilogue, talk all about their own Proms, and maybe some foreshadowing??? #OhMyGodAKiss,Thanks
Oh look! The real climax! Mary and Rachel are back to break down the FINAL BATTLE of the first Twilight book and all the blood that comes with it. Get out your Nokia phones, write your goodbye letter, and pull on your lightest gray shirt: it's time for the sacrificial play! This episode is complete with a dramatic reading, sorting Bella into a Hogwarts house, and the first ever Jackson 2 segment! Keep us on the wagon yall!
Mary has never seen the Marvel movies, but now that is about to change! Join Mary and special guest Will from (Captain) America as they discuss the highs and lows of the second 6 movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Note, this is NOT a thorough recap, but rather a fun chat from the perspective of someone who missed the boat on the initial superhero craze, and is now desperately trying to join the party.
Spoilers for Iron Man 3, Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Ant-Man!
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Better late than never! Another back episode of KowSkiCast: Mary and Hanna broke down the penultimate episode of the Haunting of Hill House, finally learned what happened on the 'last night', saw inside the red room, and reveled in how much they truly despise Poppy!
This week on TwiFight Mary and Rachel are IMPATIENT for something interesting to happen! We discuss important topics such as being the hero when you're not mythical, and do vampires poop? Everyone practice your dead-eye smile, grab that sock money from under your mattress, and remember to whisper your best 'just let go Charlie' on your way out the door!
It's been a long time, but Mary and Rachel are back with another [super old] episode of Twifight! Join us as we discuss the two most anticipated chapters in the book, dish out some Harry Clearwater's Homemade Fish Fry, rename the book, and try to figure out what a 'catlike growl' would really sound like! We determine that Twilight is just Hunted with Vampires, break down the entire baseball scene (and preview the scene from the movie), and discover that Lauren really was the big bad all along! Strap in to your harness and put on your headphones, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
It's the mid-season finale and Kirsten and Mary are back to ask the real questions such as: Is Palladium a real element? Is it murder if it's an ex-army hitman? Is Glen really the worst? The answer to the last one is definitely yes... We discuss the 'Family of Darkness', timeline loopholes, and Kirsten officially wins the bet! Will we post at all during the hiatus? The over-under is set at 2!
We're back for another Riverdale Recap Podcast! This week Kirsten is super down on the episode, but Mary just wants Favin to happen. Join us as we break down football nonsense, relationship drama, and Oldmen Dreyfus.
Kirsten personally offends Mary this week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast. Dress in your most cazh outfit, because it's time for an anti-climactic key party (see what I did there)? Join us as the interesting characters get the main plot for a change!
Get your face on some money and grab your antique fire truck for this KOWSKICAST SPEED RUN version of the Riverdale Recap Podcast! Kirsten and Mary are here to break everything down from the most recent episode with all the enthusiasm of a high school dance off!
It may be Spring in our time, but here in Riverdale it's the first week of school! Kirsten and Mary have completed their summer reading and are ready to talk about Mothmen, trash husbands, and Operation: Goldfinch! It's time for another Riverdale Recap!
Everyone is back in Riverdale at last and things are heating up! Kirsten and Mary cover everything from the fifth episode including: Ms. Crouton, shower time, and danger trucks. Kirsten plots to murder one of the characters and the girls make another bet!
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Mary are joined by Hanna to discuss the seven year time jump! Somehow it is only 2021, but a lot has changed in Riverdale: The Town with Holes. TBK is the new DBJ, Baby Sweett has joined the gang, and the girls are all on Portrait Cam Watch.
It's only episode 3, but it's time for the season finale! Tempers are high, Kirsten and Mary spark the biggest KowSkiCast debate since the great Riverdaddy count of 2019! (Almost) Everyone graduates, leave town, and learn that in the real world high school friends might not actually be forever. At least we get a definitive answer to who the sheriff is! #SheriffKeller
Welcome back listeners! It's time for some MURRRDERRR! Gerald 'Tall Boy' Brown and Pop Pea are here to give you the full rundown on the second episode of Riverdale season 5! Archie's mercenary uncle may not be on the lam anymore, but Penelope Blossom sure should be! Hermosa is all Pew Pew Pew and Hermione becomes the first Real Housewife of the Archieverse! R.I.P preppies.
The Season 5 premiere of Riverdale has come and gone and Kirsten and Mary are here to break it down! Jughead and Betty 'prove they are the real deal' to a murderous video store owner, Cheryl wins the award for 'Worst Wig on Riverdale', and Archie might be the most normal?! Join us as we discuss the best and the worst prom dresses, figure out who on earth War Bebe is, and try to determine if K.O. is adorable or just boring.
Riverdale is coming back babies, and Kirsten and Mary are here to get that hype train rolling! We break down the season 5 trailer, place some bets, and morn the loss of a few more RiverDaddies!
It's finally here! After nearly 3 years of podcasting, KowSkiCast has hit 100 episodes! On this special we look back at the past 99 episodes of the show, reminisce about where we started, and see how far we have come. Includes clips from The Revenge Cast, The Riverdale Recap, Matt and Mary Love Survivor All Stars, The M(ary)CU, TwiFight, and the Haunting of Hill House Rewatch. Full list of clips and timestamps can be found on KowSkiCast.com
Thanks for 100, here's to 100 more!
Don't forget to breathe during this episode of Twifight: The Twilight Podcast, because we are going to the Cullen's house! Bella chokes for 'reasons unknown to anybody' and Edward eats a tear - so you know, just your average day in Forks! Make sure to wear your lightest sweater and fill your bra with potatoes for this wild pair of chapters!
Halloween may have come and gone, but you can count on this podcast for releasing episodes no matter how long it takes! Hanna and Mary break down episode 8 of the Haunting of Hill House where Luke fails to murder the house, Theo receives a boob injury, and Nell makes a surprising appearance! The real question remains though: WHO IS THE CHEERSING GUY?!
We are still covering all the spooky content here in Spooktober with The Haunting of Hill House episode 7: Eulogy! We discuss all of the fallout from the storm and the funeral, debate the pros and cons of zombie mom, and try our best to not become 'scattered.'
This week on the 'thirstiest' episode of TwiFight yet, Rachel's boyfriend Keith gives us his causal takes on Edward, Bella, and all things Twilight! We finally discuss the meadow, Mary reveals her 8th grade undercover Twilight operation, and Rachel realizes Edward is actually just a boomer. Make sure you put on your Tag Body Spray, 'do a hug', and eat some lasagna, because EDWARD IN THE SUNLIGHT WAS SHOCKING! #SmellyGood
-Special appearance by Laura Kwiatkowski
-Intro music by Will from America
-Fake Ad music by Dave Kwiatkowski
This week on the Haunting of Hill House Podcast, Mary and Hanna watch episode 6: Two Storms. We speculate on Olivia's ability to teleport, Nell's Buttons, and some possible infidelity?! #TheoWasPushed
Hanna and Mary are diving in (to the lake) to cover everything about the new Netflix series: The Haunting of Bly Manor. Grab your dolls, don't look in the mirror, and stay in your bed at night, because things are about to get spooky!
Warning: Might contain mild spoilers for The Haunting of Hill House
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-Intro music by Dave Kwiatkowski
The KowSkiCast is back! This week with a bonus Haunting of Hill House episode! We look back at episode 1 with special guest: (and anti-horror enthusiast) Laura Kwiatkowski! We also watch the trailer for the Haunting of Bly Manor and make some quick pre-season predictions!
Bly Manor Preview - 19:03
We are still in spooky season over on the Haunting of Hill House recap, this week covering episode 5: The Bent Neck Lady! Mary and Hanna discuss everything Nell, sleep paralysis, and childhood graffiti! Buckle up, don't accept any lockets, and STAY AWAY FROM THE HOUSE!
Bedward is officially official this week on Twifight: The Twilight Podcast. Rachel and Mary are back to discuss the two chapters in this book that really could have just been an email. Sparks fly in biology, and Edward wears a really weird shirt (it's probably light though). #Bedward
We are finally adding some Luke gems into the hourglass this week on the Haunting of Hill House Recap Podcast! Hanna and Mary break down all things twin, bowler hat, and number related. Don't let your eyes melt off your face like eggs!
This week on The Haunting of Hill House Recap Podcast, Mary and Hanna get a little too close for comfort. It's an all Theo episode, so pull on your gloves and hop in the dumbwaiter! It's going to be a spooky ride!
Hanna and Mary recap episode 2 of Netflix's: The Haunting of Hill House. Mary has a mild break from the scares this week with some (dead) kittens, (lame) Halloween masks, and a cheerful ghost? Put on your corpse makeup, fix your wig, and pop in your dentures! It's time to talk Shirley!
This week on TwiFight: The Twilight Podcast, about three things we are absolutely positive. First, Edward is an old dude. Second, Bella takes a weird shower. And third, everyone could really use a 20 base scale for relationships. #TheVWord
Introducing KowSkiCast's newest and SPOOKIEST podcast series yet, The Haunting of Hill House: A Short Lil Quick Rewatch Before Season 2 Comes Out (subtitle subject to change). Join Hanna as she forces Mary to watch a somewhat scary show (partially against her will), and breaks down the themes, characters, and horror elements used in Netflix's The Haunting of Hill House.
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-Intro music by Dave Kwiatkowski
This week on the Twilight Podcast it's time for a girls trip! Get that estrogen pumping, practice your murder thoughts, and make sure Lauren is NOT invited! Mary and Rachel break down the 'Nightmare' and 'Port Angeles' chapters of Twilight and discuss their own dress shopping adventures! Grab a mace, and remember: I only eat when the sun goes down!
Is it 2021 yet? Somehow, the girls managed to release a Riverdale Season 2 episode without waiting an entire year! Cheryl may be both rude and polite, but Kirsten and Hanna are just rude while they make fun of Mary's impressions. Join us as we attempt to name all of the states in America, and we debate if Pop's really is the heart of Riverdale!
Spoiler section starts at - 1:11:39
Things are about to get BLOODY on this weeks episode of TwiFIGHT! Jacob drops the 'V-word' and maybe breaks a treaty, Bella has a subplot with a bottle of lemonade, and they finally go to the beach! Join Rachel and Mary as they try to understand exactly what a crooked smile is and how on earth eyes can smolder. #17Gerbils
-Warning: the squeamish should skip past the quick convo from 24:04 - 24:30
-Fake Ad music by Dave Kwiatkowski
Mary and Rachel are back for another week of Twilight loving (and hating). This week we read chapters 3 and 4 of the first Twilight novel. Grab your chicken enchiladas and head up a baked potato because it's time for a phenomenon! Special topics include: Mary's traumatic neck injury, girls choice dances, environmental burns, and the three S's of Bella Swan!
Introducing KowSkiCast's brand new podcast series: Twifight! The only podcast on the internet where we discuss the pros (and cons) of the Twilight series! Part book club, part teenage nostalgia: Twifight brings you the messy Twilight content 2020 desperately needs! Join us this week as we break down the first two chapters, hanker for some melancholy, compete for Mary's 8th grade Twilight poster, and read the last sentence of the book!
Episodes will be released weekly. Hosted by Mary Kwiatkowski and Rachel Stukenborg. Intro music by Will from America.
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It's still the off-season, so the girls are back for their re-watch of Riverdale Season 2! Starting with the fallout from the season 1 finale, Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna break down Archie's driving ability, Pureheart the Powerful, and the legendary introduction to Jingle Jangle! Join us as we debate the invention of the mechanical pencil, drag each other by the wound, and discuss weather or not Screamo has already peaked. #SerpentStiltskin
Spoiler section starts at - 1:17:07
Back for another Bonus Episode, Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna are here to make good on their promise to cover the 1990 made-for-tv movie: To Riverdale and Back Again. The girls are joined by Archie Comics fan, and podcaster extraordinaire, Akiva Wienerkur to break down everything good, bad, and weird about this movie. Welcome to Stars Hollow-er-Riverdale! It's Archie's 15th year high school reunion and the whole gang is back in town to celebrate! We've got Betty, Veronica, divorced dad Jughead, Jughead's bratty kid, and of course, PAM!
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In perhaps the most ridiculous Riverdale podcast so far (and that's saying something), Mary recites every single Jughead voice-over, closing statement, and bit of narration. Why? We don't really know for sure! But hey! Maybe it will be fun? We discover once and for all if Jughead is actually a good writer, and if any of his 'books' make any sense when read back to back.
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Mary are back for another Spoiler Pod! We are joined this time by the terrific Colin Stone to spoil him on all things Riverdale, and discuss the great prison escape episode. We break down Riverdale social media, play some casuals corner, and debate if Kirsten should be fired since Colin is so much more prepared. #MurderJumanji
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Mary has never seen the Marvel movies, but now that is about to change! Join Mary and special guest Will from (Captain) America as they discuss the highs and lows of the first 6 movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Note, this is NOT a thorough recap, but rather a fun chat from the perspective of someone who missed the boat on the initial superhero craze, and is now desperately trying to join the party.
Spoilers for Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger, and Marvel's the Avengers.
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This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Mary are back for another Spoiler Pod! We are joined by the wonderful Ali Lasher to spoil her on all things Riverdale, and discuss the craziness of the Thanksgiving episode from season 4! We break down exploding turkeys, explain the history of Mr. Chippy, and debate just how much french onion soup it's okay to eat! #youngions
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It's (finally) the finale of season 1! It may have taken the KowSkiCast girls over 16 months to get it all out there, but its finally done! Join Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna as they discuss everything from "The Sweet Hereafter." Canadian Geese, Original Reggie, and Punching abound as the first phase of Riverdale comes to a close.
Spoiler section starts at 1:13:40
It's officially the Riverdale off-season which means Mary, Kristen, and Hanna are finally back with old re-watch episodes! On the penultimate episode of season one we finally discover who killed Jason Blossom! Listen along as we discuss prenatal milkshakes, death date stamps, and Canadian Chick-Fil-A! Find out why silk pajamas are a must have, why Jughead and Shawn Hunter are the same person, and hear Mary's best Riverdale impression so far!
Spoiler section starts at - 55:25
The girls at KowSkiCast are back with another Riverdale finale podcast! Join the debate to decide if Sheriff Keller has daddy status. Learn why Mary listens to her podcasts on vinyl and what 'emeritus' means (hint: we struggled with that one). We discuss all of our season 5 predictions, rank the past seasons, and determine if Chad Michael Murray will come back as dead body Evernever! Until next season...
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The tickles are back this week on another absurd episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast. Kirsten and Mary are here to bring together all of the Lonely Fans before the floor falls out from under us! Join us for the long-awaited return of Fanfiction corner and Ethelhead?
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Mary have officially made guest stars a trend! The terrific Mike Bloom joins us for an absurd, SPOILER FILLED, re-watch of season 3 episode 2 aka the Jailhouse Rock episode. We discuss everything Forsythe Pendleton, question if all the gang members are secretly Benjamin Buttoning, and start the Ghoulie Snap-Bracelet fad! Do a few triceps pushes to warm up, grab your sentient jean jacket, and join the fun!
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OH NO! RIVERDALE HAS TURNED INTO GLEE! This week on possibly the most heated episode of the Riverdale Recap, Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna discuss everything Hedwig, Barchie, and Superstar Kevin. Join us as we break down the pros and cons of cold gummy bears, Zac Efron, and Darren Criss. Help us decide if Veronica understands how phones work, and why exactly Cheryl needs to torment Mr. Honey! #IronLodge
On this weeks episode of the Riverdale Recap Podcast, it's Homecoming and everyone, INCLUDING THE PUSSYCATS, are suspects! Hanna and her girls, Kirsten and Mary discuss the super unknown, up and coming actress Molly Ringwald, hot-dog umbrellas, having no bandwidth for boyfriends, and much, much more! Join us to hear what the Jones men do instead of trying, how graffiti leads to murder, and who on earth Pam Pillsbury is! #KevinthHeaven
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The aftermath of the [totally not] Spring Break plot line is finally here! Secret ancestors are revealed, another perfectly good stained-glass window is destroyed, and Charles Chickens is an actual name. Join Mary and Kirsten for the return of FanFiction corner, and a lively debate about movie theater vs Target popcorn.
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In a surprise move (that we all saw coming) JUGHEAD IS ALIVE! In an even bigger surprise move, KowSkiCast is back with another special guest! Mary and Kirsten welcome Pooya Zand Vakili to the podcast! This week we talk all things Disney channel, discuss the difference between a Hobo and a Hobu, and smush a bug! The Bang Bunker bathroom is confirmed as is Donna as the Cursed Child. It's quite the wild week!
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Kirsten, Mary, and guest star Hanna are back to break down another ridiculous episode of Riverdale. This week we all throw out theories because... Jughead can't REALLY be dead! Can he? Join us as we discuss the possibility of witchcraft, time-travel, aliens, and 'it was all just a book'.
Oh shoot yall, characters are getting real dead over here on Riverdale! This week Kirsten and Mary discuss the most unhinged episode yet, detailing why Jughead might still be alive and why Veronica needs a cold shower ASAP. Put on your theory helmet and grab a milkshake from Pop's (BUT DON'T DRINK IT!), it's time for some recappin'
On this very special bonus episode of the KowSkiCast Riverdale Recap, Kirsten and Mary are joined by television writer and famed podcaster: Josh Wigler. Join us as we (somehow) convince Josh to watch a random episode of Riverdale and become more and more incoherent because of it! Spoilers through season 4 abound, but absolutely zero knowledge of the show is required to listen and enjoy!
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Secret ex-military mercenaries abound in this weeks episode of the Riverdale Recap! Mary and Kirsten are here to lay down the law about why these Serpents DON'T COUNT and why Bret is basically just a Hogwarts student. Grab your chess sets and strap on your fencing gear for the 2nd best bathroom fight scene since 'She's the Man'!
KeepYourEelsPeeled
Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.
In the final part of Matt and Mary love Survivor All Stars too much, we break down the final two episodes of the season. We cover the car curse, day 37 (?) breakfast, and the final three votes of the game. In this epic finale Rob and Amber plead their games in front of the jury and a second player is awarded one million dollars!
FrailMary and Matt Liguori - they love Survivor: All Stars inexplicably. So why does this season get so much hate? Let's go back in time and talk about season 8.
This week on 'What Are We Even Watching Anymore' Kirsten was joined by 'whisper ASMR Mary' because whispers are the tickles of the nighttime world (what?) Riverdale may be a thing that exists, but more importantly Kirsten educates us all on psychopathic chocolate bars and learns that speed painting is not, in fact, painting while on drugs. Silly Kirsten, fizzle rocks are for kids! Meanwhile Kevin makes bank and Veronica and Cheryl ruin mojitos...
The hiatus is over and it's back to Riverdale as usual for Kirsten and Mary... or so we thought. Enjoy the most technologically difficult podcast we have ever recorded! Just in time for Spirit Week! Archie was pretty serious about boxing once, Betty might have killed Jughead, and Veronica becomes a mixologist. Man, it's good to be back.
Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.
In (a very under-the-weather) part three we cover the tribe shuffle and post-merge portion of the game in episodes nine through fourteen. We discuss the failure of a tribe swap, the one blip on the Chaperas radar, and the downfall of the Mogo-Mogos. Join us in this four-part series in preparation for the returning players coming back for season 40!
FrailMary and Matt Liguori - they love Survivor: All Stars inexplicably. So why does this season get so much hate? Let's go back in time and talk about season 8.
Intro music written and performed by Will from America.
This week on a podcast that was definitely not recorded back in June of 2019, it's time for the obligatory High School Party episode! After last episodes 'sapcermony' Kirsten, shoots down Mary's terrific Betty impression, Mary discusses her least favorite candy, and Hanna keeps everyone on track! Tune in as we explain being carb-drunk, why American cheese is the worst, and speculate why Hiram can't afford chocolate pearls. #TheTownWithWigs
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Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.
In part two we cover the pre-merge portion of the game in episodes three through eight. We discuss two players leaving the game for unfortunate circumstances, controversy, and the absorption of one of the tribes. Join us in this four-part series in preparation for the returning players coming back for season 40!
FrailMary and Matt Liguori - they love Survivor: All Stars inexplicably. So why does this season get so much hate? Let's go back in time and talk about season 8.
Intro music written and performed by Will from America.
It's mid season yatus time again, which means of course Mary is very late with the episode! Veronica conspires with her grandmother, Kevin pops up like a whack-a-mole, Cheryl fumigates her mom, FP #1 is back, and Chickles is a thing apparently! Happy 2020 everyone! Listen until the end for the results of the very important 'is lasagna a casserole' poll.
Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.
In part one we cover the first two episodes of the season, break down the cast and show style of 2004, and generally have a great time! Join us in this four-part series in preparation for the returning players coming back for season 40!
FrailMary and Matt Liguori - they love Survivor: All Stars inexplicably. So why does this season get so much hate? Let's go back in time and talk about season 8.
Intro music written and performed by Will from America.
This week on the Riverdale Recap EVERYONE gets a therapy session! Mary explains what a casserole is, Jughead continues to hate Kevin, Kirsten buys a subscription to Fibes magazine, and DBJ goes full taxidermy! Business as usual!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the Sagittarius Wenches this week on the KowSkiCast! In Riverdale it is important to remember: The first Rule of Secret Societies is to always spill your secrets the second you play a drinking game. Mary explains the rules of the Saran Wrap Game, Kirsten gives a PSA about Creepy Dolls, and Lil Bow Wow almost saves the day!
Welcome to booth 11! Mary and Kirsten are back for this weeks episode that was just slightly more painful to get through than a marathon. The Lodge children hog all of the jobs, Mary goes on a mini rant, and everyone wonders where the heck Sweet Pea is! #VarsityJacketMan #BringBackApplejack
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast Mary and Kirsten can't remember anything about season 3... almost like how Betty can't remember killing her childhood cat! OH NO! ARE WE SERIAL KILLERS!? Chadwick Blossom makes a return, Archie is a crime fighter again, and new kid of the week 'Toby' is causing problems. Join us as we discuss the power of a community clam bake, who the biggest Draco Malfoy is, and exactly why we are all throwing finger guns! #TracyTrue
It's Halloween which means no one remembers the farm, and everyone is full of shenanigans! On this episode, we all find out what our murder names are, Mary digs a hole, Kirsten unstans new Reggie, and guest star Hanna keeps everyone on track! #PrinciPAL #GargoyleBoy #VCRs
Note: Mary would like to publicly apologize for the cinnamon roll she was snacking on during the first 10 mins of this podcast - it was a holiday, and she was hungry.
In the quiet town of Riverdale - wait? What am I saying! ON THE CRAZIEST EPISODE OF RIVERDALE (maybe ever) Kirsten threatens to quit the podcast! Archie jumps out of a two story building, Veronica doesn't understand that teen carwashes are only sexy on TV, Toni hires the world's hottest caretaker, and Moonshoes Evernever is over here acting more insane than usual. Fun tangents include: Darren Criss guest starring on future episodes, Diplobrats, the end of Riverdale gangs, and stanning Donna Sweett. #SeeYouEvernever
It's week two here in Riverdale Season 4, and Kirsten and Mary are already losing their minds! Reggie's dad and 'new young principal' are no fun, no one knows who is a Serpent anymore, and apparently Veronica is a secret genius. Pop off your bras, cuddle up next to your maggot infested sibling, and hop aboard team 'whale-means-nothing!'
It's been a hard week for the KowSkiCast girls. Join us in celebrating the start of season 4 and the memory of Luke Perry.
This episode is dedicated with love, to Mary's Grandfather, Gene Kwiatkowski.
It's almost that time of year again! Mary, Kristen, and Hanna are back to get you all geared up for Riverdale Season 4! We catch you up on all of the summer's relationship drama, Netflix films, and Season 4 predictions! Warning: Mary may or may not be on Jingle Jangle based on some of her theories.
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It may not be summertime in Riverdale, but things sure are heating up in Mary’s least favorite episode! Hanna is trying to steamroll the operation over here and Kirsten is an embarrassment to all Harry Potter fanatics. Veronica gives away her tiny little hats, Polly is a classic pregnant detective, and Bughead continues to be the only showmance we care about! #SyrupGravyBoat #MilquetoastWithAK
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Season 1 is back and it's getting crazy on the Riverdale Recap podcast! Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna are here to talk all about triathlons, baby showers, and the senior circle. Don't worry too much about BLOSSOM BLOOD - those are just some words that start with the letter B! What's the difference between a biker bar and a dive bar? Will there be KowSkiCast merch? Listen along to find out the answers to these and many more pressing questions! #IStandWithHanna
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IT'S FINALE TIME EVERYONE! Kirsten and Mary break down the FINAL episode of Riverdale Season 3 in this podcast full of Fire Babies, Hot Edgars, and Buying Organs in Bulk! Listen in as we try to figure out what happened to Howard Blossom, how all the kids own property, and why the show-writers felt the need to alter the Black Hood's past motives! Let's all sit back, relax, and creepily slo-mo drink some milkshakes in celebration of the end to another (great?) season! #DeadBodyJason
Skip to 1:23:50 for the season 3 Finale Superlatives
BLINDSIDE! Jughead voice-overs are back, and Mary and Kirsten are too! They are on a mission to make Riverdale Peppy again, make Favin a thing, and make Peaches the star of the show! Archie gets into a totally normal brawl with his ex girlfriend's dad, Ethyl quotes Star Wars, and the Farm looks like a pretty chill place to hang out!
This week on the Riverdale Recap: STOP GIVING VERONICA JOBS! Archie is unrealistic (wow who expected that?), Mary thinks car crashes can be beautiful, and the Serpent finally got his Prom Queen. Always remember, if we don't see the head, they're probably not really dead. #Centaurs
Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitely not dead. There may be a severe lack of sexy teen carwashes in this episode, but Mary and Kirsten fill you in on the deets anyway!
The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in his alliances. Mary fails to understand sports and abuses her school nurse privileges, and Kirsten is here to explain why you should never bring your mom to the Bang Bunker. #SomethingSomethingInTheDesert
Mary and Kirsten are back from their (not very) brief hiatus with episode 17 of the Riverdale Season 3 Recap! Betty searches for answers in the Farm and FINALLY starts to use some (somewhat) covert strategies! The cursed shirt of Harry Potter makes an appearance, Mad Dog isn't dead, and Kirsten and Mary give out possibly the most unexpected award for most normal person ever!
Last weeks episode of Riverdale blew us away so much that it took a whole extra week to come out! That, or Kirsten and Mary both fell ill and couldn't properly enjoy the Heathers without being at 100%! This week we discuss stolen double-wides, dirty dancing with the football team, and shroom brownies! Discover the BEST NAMED Riverdale character EVER and determine if Sweetsie, Veggie, or Varchie is a better ship name! #SweetPeachesNCream #StayLegalStaySafe
Mary doesn't care about anyone on this 'World's Messiest Podcast', but luckily Hanna and Kirsten are here to put her in her place! Veronica suffers 'little rich girl problems' and we debate homeless relationship jitters, online shopping, and awkward family dinners. On this episode of Riverdale: They Should Have Done It Better, we finally discover FP's secret longings and realize that all conflicts are road trip related! #ShagginWagon #AvengeJasonBlossom
Make sure to stay tuned after the outro for bonus deleted scenes of just how messy this podcast was!
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Uh oh! There is trouble in paradise this week on the Riverdale Recap as nearly everyone is breaking up! We discover that Reggie has probably not been getting paid at all for his work and Archie and Hiram are BFFs again! Pull on your Serpent jacket, blow out your birthday candles, and listen along! #OldDeuteronomy
Minor Next Episode Spoilers Discussion about Heathers: 23:15 - 24:42
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, Kirsten and Nancy Drew Mary are in search of the Mike Bloom of KowSkiCast. The Spa-Keezie is back for Casino Night round 2 and Veronica takes her turn at being the absolute worst. Betty goes full Cheryl and the Farming Club consumes its next victim. #NoMoreDressCodes #MurderHouseOnElmStreet
This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast, everybody wants a gang and Archie boxes. Mob boy is back with almost as many jobs as Veronica! Special topics include: bell-bottom jeans, milkshakes vs fun times, wakey wakey with no eggs and bakey, and Alice Cooper going full Greyjoy. #JauntryLilWeddingCowboyHat
This week on the Riverdale Recap, Archie tries. Jump on the Bughead ship with Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna as we break down who has daddy issues, who the boogey man is, and why Miles is the worst. Learn all about Mary's 5th grade talent show and how Fred wastes all his money! Debate if you are a KirSTAN, KwiatkowSTAN, or HanSTANNNN!
Survivor Gabon Spoilers - 33:00 - 33:45
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Hanna, Mary, and Kirsten are back for another episode that hopefully doesn't bore you so much that you accidentally end up listening to five minutes of the next one! Special topics this week include: paper chains, pizza parties, childhood play houses, sad birthday parties, and fake ad reads! Pull on your red silk dressing gown and help us figure out how old everyone is! #PocketPat
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Marsten are back this week for another perfectly adequate episode of the Bizarrocast! It's the episode of secondary characters where anyone can be the Gargoyle King, and everyone is in a gang! Join Ex-Sheriff Keller and Betty Cooper's personal legal counsel as they embark on the great journey of matrimony! Watch out though! Jochie, Choni, Fladys, and Sweat Pea are here to mix things up, along with 2 out of 3 of the hot Riverdaddies!
Riverdale goes (half) noir this week and Riverdale's Angriest Podcast, KowSkiCast, is here to break it down! Kirsten and Mary debate the important questions such as: 2048 vs Cooking Fever, typewriters vs Archie Andrews, what would Brad Pitt do? It's the week of truces and that can only mean one thing: UnderJuice! #CrimeTown
Oh no! The Twilight Drive-In is closing down and everyone is super upset! Just kidding... Jughead is the only one upset... Follow Mary, Kirsten, and Hanna as we lament our fledgling musician, discuss hijacking chrome cast, and dive deeper than anyone asked into Sketch Queen Jennifer Gibson and her romantic cello bow. #BootyTutor
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Get ready to pray to the Seven because this episode is a doozy. Kirsten and Mary are back to break down what Jughead's party plan might have been, why everyone should be team Reggie, which dad's still need jobs, and much more. Grab a root beer float and pop on that Flocabulary track for all your SAT prep needs! #BrothelBrain #Punchaholic
After an embarrassingly long break, Laura and Mary are back with the Revenge Cast! Its commitment time, which is bad news for Laura, but at least she can spell it! Charlotte has daddy issues, Amanda licks the communal spoon, and incest somehow sneaks its way into YET ANOTHER SHOW on the KowSkiCast network! Join us as we ask the debate proposals in the rain and whether or not Conrad looks evil enough.
This week in on the Riverdale Look-Back Podcast Hanna, Kirsten, and Mary get in to some fairly deep discussion regarding the difficult subject matter Riverdale attempts to cover. Kirsten continues to hate Archie, but on the upside, Cheryl has an epic wardrobe. Get ready for some girl power and wig reveals!
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Welcome back to Reggiedale where the mocktails are selling as quickly as a round of G&G. Mary may be face blind, but even she can see that FP FINALLY HAS A JOB! Join us as we critique Jughead on his gang management and Kirsten tries to figure out where on earth the Canadian Hinterlands are… aren’t you glad season 3 is back?
Kristen, Mary, and Hanna are back for Episode 2 of our Riverdale Season 1 Rewatch. This week we touch on all of the important topics such as vanishing twins, Jughead's eating habits, Archie being the worst, how on earth Sophomores in High School can go on road trips and much more! Grab yourself an old fashioned vanilla milkshake (or a double chocolate one) and enjoy the show!
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Welcome to the Riverdale Recap Podcast Season 1! Kirsten and Mary are back to recap even more Riverdale, and this time they are joined by Hanna Elam. The trio takes a second glance at the first episode of Riverdale, discusses new findings, and basks in the light of simpler times! If you haven’t seen Riverdale before, or want to join us in our look-back, now is your chance to hop aboard the Chock’lit train to Archieland!
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It's all about Emancipated Minors and Arts and Crafts this week on Riverdale! Veronica is not the only one busy with 3 jobs, but Mary and Kirsten tackle this episode of the podcast anyway! Join us Bethyl stans and all y'all farmgirl69s. Pop('s) open a bag of Sour Patch Lads, or maybe some Fun-Dip and get ready to torture someone! Hey... everybody's doing it!
What’s better than drowning your sorrows in a package of Fizzle Rocks? The Riverdale Recap that is! Kirsten and Mary have a lot to say about Season 3 Episode 7 of Riverdale. Topics include: rucksacks, Johnny Cash, the Kent Family Farm, drinking sugar water, teeth stuff, and our favorite new ship: Ethead. Go on a journey as we try to discover who the Man in Blackjack really is, what age Mary really is, and whether or not Canadians put water in their cereal!
After another two-week hiatus, the Riverdale Recap is back and weirder (?) than ever! Join Mary and Kirsten as we discuss Hannibal Lecter, chaining people to radiators, the Centerville Serpents, Spencer’s, Jiffy Pop, the Bang Bunker, and Big Daddy Lodge! We may not understand when Archie and Veronica’s relationship turned so serious, but we’re here for it! At least… we think we are?
Welcome to Riverdale, where everyone is a serpent and no-one has a job! Join Mary and Kirsten as they break down this week's episode and discuss why it may be the best [worst] so far! Was Archie branded with the mark of Cain? Are court cases exactly like Weddings? Is Tim ever going to happen? Just move past it and don’t ask think about it too hard and you’ll be fine!
Broom closets, streaking, costumes - OH MY! Plug in your GameLad and pop in a few Fizzle Rocks for this week's episode of The Riverdale Recap! Kirsten and Mary were sad to be gone for two weeks but are back and more giggly than ever for this wild and crazy flashback episode!
Mary has a bit of a cold this week, but that doesn’t stop her from being an angry boi about this episode. Vent your frustrations with us as we dive in to ship names, Archie’s mad leadership skillz, thirsty Mary, the “rabbit theory,” middle names, thirsty Mary, utility bills, Kirsten’s sarcastic fox, and maybe some thirsty Mary! Analytical? Possibly! Accurate? Probably not!
Kirsten and Mary are back with episode 2 of the Riverdale Recap! This week the story dives even more off the deep end and we debate if Riverdale is magical or if everyone is just drinking the Kool-Aid. Special topics this week include: Homecoming, Bad Wigs, Slender Man, Car Insurance and Friday Junior! Introducing new segments such as the “FanFiction Corner” and “Close But No Cigar.”
Introducing the Riverdale Recap! A New podcast series with Kirsten MacInnis and Mary Kwiatkowski. Join this light-hearted adventure as we break down the episode, crush on all the characters, make terrible predictions, and try to definitively decide if this show is good or not! Today's special topics include: cross country unicycles, surprise sharks, and every unemployed Riverdale parent!
Pull on your Polo shirts, pour yourself a Gibson, and brush up on your Calculus because this week’s episode is a long one! Everyone has been waiting for the return of Decan, and this week he returns, bringing Theo Treadmill along with him! Laura and Mary debate how old these characters really are, whether or not onions in drinks are gross or disgusting, and how hot Daniel looks shirtless! But don’t worry yall, we make sure to mention Tyler at least once…
NOTE: Feel free to jump from 5:25 to 10:48 to skip the random One Tree Hill discussion
Welcome to this week’s episode of the Revenge Cast, where we catch up after a long summer away, debate the difference between clam bakes and crab boils, and figure out who Laura's celebrity crush is! Join us as we play devil's advocate for all the bad guys and find out what surprising trash can visitor made Laura run for cover!
It's the summer of romance in the Hamptons and Laura and Mary are here to break it down for you! Blackmail, secrets, and house-hunting abound. Bonus topics this week include: pancake allergies, multi-tasking, and fanfiction!
It's been a while, but Laura and Mary are back to break down the 9th episode in season 1 of Revenge! Join in the fun as 'love takes a backseat to revenge' and Laura recounts her near death experience with a tree!
Getting back in the swing of weekly releases, Laura and Mary are here with another episode of the Revenge Cast! This week we dive into the wild child who is Amanda Clark... or is it Emily Thorne??? HOW CAN WE KEEP THEM APART! And yes, Frank is indeed dead...
After a long hiatus the KowSki girls are back for the much anticipated EPISODE 7! This week we experience just how much our time away has affected our knowledge of character names (Charlotte- I mean Ashley!) and continue our episode 1 discusion of what makes a good cheap margarita. Come for the Grayson's 25th anniversary, stay for the Slurpee debate and what exactly IS a tire iron? *Correction: The Kinsey scale goes from 0 to 6 not 1 to 5!
Another week (plus or minus a few days) has gone by so it's time for another episode of the Revenge Cast! Special topics this week include: how to protect your car from snow, tips on masking your IP address, all the reasons that Tyler is the worst, and how Jack Porter is secretly Jon Snow (?!)
Laura and Mary are feeling a little bit guilty for sleeping in so much to adjust for daylight savings time, but not guilty enough to skip over this guilt-ridden episode! We've covered all of our bases this week as we dive into melted milkshakes, Laura's car preferences, and lingerie, oh my!
It's Oscar night over here which means this week brings you a bite sized episode of the Revenge Cast for your listening pleasure! Join us for episode 4 in the first season of Revenge as we talk paternal (?) relationships, whether or not "refreshened" is the word we are looking for, and should Laura go blonde!?
On this episode of the Revenge Cast, Laura and Mary analyze the third episode of Revenge season 1. Intrigue spikes as Daniel's college roommate appears unannounced in the Hamptons and Emily works to take down another target. Super important discussion topics include: pregnancy, Nolan's cocktail orders, and Decan (???). Listen in to enjoy the fun!
This week Laura and Mary dissect the second episode of Revenge season 1. Join us as we unpack the etiquette of watching polo, try to figure out what on earth a hedge fund really is, and discover some secrets about Laura's dating life!
The inaugural episode of the Revenge Cast from the KowSki sisters. Laura and Mary discuss the first episode of Revenge Season 1. Take a look back with us as we reminisce about the 2011 drama. Topics include: Why does everyone hate Nolan? Did Lydia ever really stand a chance? Who's hotter Daniel or Jack? And much, much more!