Burger Edition: Recent Episodes
Cold Moon
In which we return and try to acheive one of Matthew's childhood dreams. We discuss how our bodies have failed us at concerts and maybe even get a burger.
In which we once again discuss tipping and Uber etiquette, as well as delve into Will Smith's career and our hope for a smooth summer. Will we try another burger? Probably.
In this episode Sebastien presents Matthew with something he's been concocting for months as well as discussing pandemic life, early retirement and Twitter. We even eat burger!
In which we discuss the holidays as well as animals in servitude and Googella. We may even have a burger! Listen to the end for a special holiday treat!
In which we discuss what we've been up to during the latest lockdown, including can openers, carrots and exciting new travel possibilities! We may even try out a new delivery burger.
In this episode we discuss Sebastien's recent arrest, Matthew's newfound height and unfounded confidence, as well as selling out in the rap game. We may even eat a burger!
In which Matthew dislikes snooty ice cream, Sebastien starts a Facebook war, and we discuss outdated vitamins and television schedules. Numerous meals are eaten, and among them, a burger.
In which we remain in isolation while discussing the whale that visited Montreal, the reopening of restaurants, the tearing down of statues and we may even order in a burger.
In which we remain in isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic. We discuss pest control in the home, ghost kitchens, non-contact delivery and we may even talk about a burger!
In which we make the most out of being stuck at home by enjoying Sebastien's home burger recipe!
In which we isolate ourselves from society and rely upon a food delivery box service to get our fix. We discuss life in the time of Covid-19, the great potential for looting and how whitey is being held down by the man. We may even make our own burgers!
In which we dine like a couple of lil' fancy boys and talk about everything wrong with the radio and millefeuille construction. Stick around to the end, where we may even talk about burgers!
In which we welcome a guest to join us atop one of Montreal's tallest skyscrapers. We discuss going to the hospital, the coronavirus, RCMP raids and maybe even a burger!
Matthew lives the dream while causing nightmares for others. Sebastien puts restaurants on blast. We dream up a 90s-style diner, speculate about 2020 and even eat some burgers!
In which we discuss dish drying and grilled cheese tactics, Sebastien reconfirms that he likes cat butt but does not care for the french, and the police finally come for Matt. We also muse over exotic animals on cocaine and rate some burgers.
We head to the park and discuss Sebastien's American beach vacation and Matthew's trip to the rodeo. We may even try a burger from a shipping container.
In which we speak on important issues such as putting good, honest horses out of work, and the impending extinction of everyones favourite cylindrical sucking device. We're joined by some very stuffed guests, and we may even discuss a burger or two!
Matthew goes to great lengths to save a creature in need and Sebastien steps over an unconscious woman on their way to Villeray, where they may even get a burger.
In which Sebastien and Matthew explore horrifying meat pouch ideas and prepare for summer in the city! Join us as we get down and dirty in search of a perfect burger!
After a long hiatus, Matthew and Sebastien return to explain themselves. We discuss sunburns, gentrification in Montreal and the police force's solution for prostitution. We may even get a burger!
In which Matt divulges Navy secrets and Sebastien confirms his stance on Box/Human coexistence. There is also Burger discussion.
Matthew gets into an altercation at the grocery store. We ponder the idea of a world without children and discuss the controversy surrounding Micheal Jackson but insist that molestation is never okay. We may even get a burger.
In which Matthew laments on his baby wrists, and Sebastien's new back brace nearly lands him in hot water. Can you stretch adult bones? How many shelves did Jesus have? Just what was Newman up to with that shaving cream? These questions and more as we attempt to discuss our burger experience!
In which we celebrate St. Valentine's day by inviting our girlfriends onto the podcast. The ladies regale us with stories of their boyfriends falling down and we may even get a burger.
In which we celebrate a milestone by making wishes and keeping them to ourselves. Matthew has a lot of growing up to do at the grocery store, while Sebastien feeds bits of ham to cats with agitated rectums. We finish off our list of dead celebrity predictions as well as eat a burger or two!
In this first episode of 2019 the guys go over their new year's resolutions, their predictions for celebrity deaths in the year to come and Sebastien's latest role as Lemonhead! They may also try out a couple of burgers.
We retreat to our cabin in the woods for this episode, where we "enjoy" an in-case-of-emergency burger.
We head to a dangerous part of town to visit a fan favourite. We discuss controversial music and our holiday traditions and Matthew wants to have meat flung at him by a big man. We may even get a burger.
In which we discuss Matt's flawed system of gaining time, and Sebastien's life endangering confusion of a popular saying. In this episode we argue over fruit, recycling and bandages and also come up with an idea for bear-related treats! If we survive the imminent death from above, we might even enjoy a burger.
In this episode, we discuss Sebastien's trip to New York, Matthew's aversion to sliders and old injuries. We may even have a burger or two.
In which we celebrate Halloween by telling spooky tales and eating our most expensive burger to date!
Matthew wants to get sick and Sebastien wonders how disappointing a pretzel maker is. The guys get lost in the new super hospital and eventually cross paths with the iceberg of the sun. They may even discuss a cafeteria burger.
In this episode we seek shelter from a storm, explore terrible eating habits, and Matthew has a million dollar idea. We also eventually talk about burgers.
Cadeau & Janco go to White Castle! But really, it comes to them.... The guys discuss the heat wave, stock tips and Matthew checks up on the elderly. We may even talk about a burger.
In which we return to the world in search of a perfect burger. We muse over knock-off spidermen, police, beach folk, and earlobes. Sebastien recalls a horrific day at the water park, and Matthew attempts to fix the calendar. We may also even review a burger!
The conclusion to the Burgerthon of Hope featuring special guests, fan-favorite segments and the best of the podcast so far!
The Burgerthon of Hope featuring special guests, fan-favorite segments and the best of the podcast so far!
In which we ride the hype train right into your ear canals in preparation for our 100th episode spectacular Burgerthon of Hope!
Ever wanted to hear the sickening lip smacks involved in the ingestion of a Cadbury Creme Egg? Of course you have! Cadeau & Janco SNACK TIME has got you covered!
In which we explore toilet etiquette and Matt begins to realize that people don't like being approached in public washrooms. We attempt to understand why we're terrible at bowling, and eventually sink our chompers into a burger.
In which we look at bird churches, the latest issue of Swank and stickers from the 90s. We may even try another vege-burger!
In which Matthew is hopping mad over a living Easter gift, and Sebastien cries over spilled milk. We ask each other our favourite colours as adults, and trek out for a burger.
In which we discuss pinball machines, Matthew’s box of doll heads, televised darts competitions and salad bars. We may even get a burger.
In which we attempt to deduce who's the greatest using a very sound logic, and discuss the least desirable body parts to eat. We also get some burgers.
This week we discuss the Oscars, the Winter Olympics, Sebastien's recruitment by Tony Puma, Matthew's driving course. We may even try a new burger!
In which Sebastien vacations on the island of Matthew's dream vacation. We discuss cats, LOST, and other wonders of Oahu, while also managing to offend the Chinese. Sebastien dabbles in some burgers of paradise.
In which we visit our hometown in search of something super. Matthew is selfish about his birth month and the royal family is compared to dogs. We also share some burgers.
In which we tread on familiar ground, discuss art, and ogle over a juice robot we found in the metro. We also eat some tiny burgers.
In this week’s show, we travel out of province to visit another major chain, discuss the ways of the groundhog and relive a veritable s**t storm! We may even eat a burger.
In which Sebastien talks a great deal about super heroes and teaches Matthew the wonders of cheese. Also we share some burgers.
On this week’s episode Matthew tries to fool an old time farmer, and Sebastien is in league with the hobos. We explore an old video store, and try to design the most comfortable bed and breakfast. We may even get a new burger on the scene.
In which we ring in the new year by learning new languages, making new promises and eating new burgers. We hammer out the details of Matthew's plan for an ideal world, and Sebastien preps for a night on the town with his mother.
A special holiday episode of the podcast, where Sebanezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts who teach him the true meaning of burgers.
In which an 'opening soon' banner is finally removed, doors are opened, people are inside and they're eating! Sebastien freezes his body in another province and Matthew steals all of your phone numbers. We also get a long overdue burger.
This week Sebastien does his best Brian Johnson impression and tries to take over the world, while Matthew is a nature boy who makes his girlfriend cry, and much more! We may even eat a burger.
In this episode we apologize for technical difficulties, discuss job opportunities for the vertically impaired, the sexual misconduct plaguing Hollywood and Matthew's connection to Charles Manson. We may even eat a burger.
In which we get a little spooky and reflect on our Halloween weekend. We also question the legitimacy of Meteorologists, and what John Candy might be up to if he were alive today. A creepy lil' burger is eaten as well.
In which we venture to an unlikely wielder of burgers, with our fortunes unknown. Matthew runs into trouble at the grocery store and Sebastien invites a stranger into his bathroom and gets something he's had coming to him for months... We also discuss Frasier's eggs and fox blobs, and maybe even get into some south of the border burger talk.
We make up for not having a podcast last week by giving you a long one. We discuss Thanksgiving dinner, comic conventions, Matthew's millions and the shooting in Las Vegas. We may even talk about a burger.
In this week's episode we discuss the problems with pizzas, get a visit from an old friend, talk about the Montreal rock & Roll Marathon and maybe even a burger.
In which a Whales man swims across the Hoover dam because he thinks he can. Sebastien and Matthew discuss their own mortality and how to write letters that don't sound suicidal. Does a pillowcase full of chocolate, some Dutch candies, and frozen toes make for an ideal camping trip? Has Matthew finally found a totally tolerable tomato? Did we eat a burger this week? Listen in and find out!
In this week's show we discuss revamped children's shows and the different approaches to being attacked by a bear. We may even try out another burger and consider weather or not we really need to swallow our food.
We close off our #LeBurgerWeek2017 coverage with last years champion. Will the "Guinness Fondu Burger" offered by McKibbin's Irish Pub win it the crown a second year in a row? Listen in as we discuss this cheesy monstrosity, as well as recap our week of burgers!
As #LeBurgerWeek2017 draws to an end, we hunt down the "Boar Burger" from Pub McCarold.
We get fancy for day 5 of our #LeBurgerWeek2017 coverage and try out the "Imposter" burger offered up by Le Renoir.
The bird is the word on Day 4 of #LeBurgerWeek2017 as we say hello to the "Pollo Pica Burger" offered up by Bird Bar.
Day 3 of our #LeBurgerWeek2017 finds us at La Belle et la Boeuf to try out the "Super Pac Mac Insanity"
We continue our #LeBurgerWeek coverage with the "Tiki Burger" offered up by Snowbird Tiki Bar.
In which we visit the Master Mixer's pun based restaurant and question the validity of recipes thought up during a rectal hemorrhage fever dream. We also discover that Queen Elizabeth II has been queening around with other more exotic realms, and Matthew wonders why he can't get his dream job. Amidst all of this, some burgers were had.
In which Sebastien plans to lock Matthew in a public washroom while he travels to Italy to compete for the farm. Matthew speaks of his plans to go blind and Sebastien urges raisins to just be honest, for once in their life. All this and more. And burgers!
This week we return to the scene of the crime to find out if our opinions have changed since we last reviewed a Dilallo burger. Matthew doesn't know where he is and we discuss Beaver Lake, spatulas and Jewish twins. We may even eat a burger.
In which we discuss music festivals and musicians Matthew has never heard of. Sebastien rejects modern payment methods, while Matthew tries to come to terms with the demise of the penny and the fact that he will never be fully submerged in water. Also, a "burger" was ingested (mostly).
In this week's episode, we return to the Monkland village to discuss some of Montreal's summer festivals, Sebastien's obsession with sandwiches, some ignorant bitches and how British folk are so dang fancy. We may have also eaten a burger.
In which Sebastien and Matthew return and are free to watch Homeward Bound whenever they please. Another layer of Sebastiens's fanciness is peeled back and Matthew struggles to hold back his anger. We receive a surprise phone call, and even get around to eating a burger!
This week both Sebastien and Matthew weren't available to record the podcast, so Alex and Dane took over the show to discuss a trip to Italy, the void in late night television, Sebastien's eating habits and sports. They may even eat a burger.
In which we realize that malls aren't the real world and the real world isn't a mall. We also shop for aquariums and peek into buses we shouldn't be peeking into. Come share in the glory of the OBUS with us as we celebrate big episode 70! We even eat a burger of sorts at the restaurant of sorts.
After spending the afternoon drinking in the sun with Marc Rybicki, Sebastien decided to invite him along for a burger. We discuss his adventures in Thailand, the cost of oysters, the respectability of FourLoco and Matthew eats a tomato. We may have even eaten a tasty burger.
We're taking a week off from our regularly scheduled programming, but we still have a quick little show for you. We talk about a burger-themed snack! Enjoy the grand return of Cadeau & Janco Snacktime! after nearly a year of absence.
This week we are joined by a Pointe-Saint-Charles native, for a burger at a local landmark. We talk about her international travels to places like Spain, Iceland & Nashville, as well as hospitals, clinics, cat penises and Formula 1 weekend in Montreal. We may even talk about a burger.
This week, we discuss how to fight bears and wolves, the Barbie Expo and the dark potential of the children's show "Arthur." We may have also eaten a burger.
In which Sebastien is allergic to pollen and Matthew (nearly) breaks his back. An impromptu home burger is eaten.
In which Sebastien gets a face full of fancy and Matt plays kickball with vagrant. We discuss no-sweat workouts and the economic benefit of group showers. Sebastien holds nothing back as he rages on about the great creme brûlée fiasco of '017, and we order and eat a burger as well.
This week, we talk about flooding, water damage, and insurance fraud. The California Raisins and the Disney Vault come up, we may even talk about another Italian restaurant's burger.
In which we discuss the benefits of putting a giant sock on your home, how to transition from a shelter to a murder factory, and Sebastien's costly new addiction.
Thanks to everyone who voted for us in Cult MTL's reader poll, awarding us the bronze in podcasting! To celebrate, we ate like heroes (just for one day.)
In this week's episode, Matthew discusses the waking nightmare that is medical testing while Sebastien goes to the spa. We talk about freezing frogs, the price of pigs and an ox's purpose. We may even man(darin) up and eat a burger.
In which Sebastien goes on a bender, drinking tropical beverages. Matthew muses about helping kids play video games and we have a pretty disappointing dining experience. We may have even eaten a burger
In which we travel to Montreal's coolest named neighbourhood: Mile-Ex, to discuss Sebastien's problem with public urination and Matthew's self-defence strategy against children and sprinklers. We discuss municipal projects, including the beach that would have become a litter box, we do some spring cleaning for holidays and how we don't know much about rice. We may even talk about a burger that we bought at a dépanneur.
In which Sebastien enjoys the thought of wrecking stuff with his face, while Matthew recalls the time he channeled his inner Tom Cruise to save lives. We get caught in the rain and present another 'Tales from the Vortex'.
We also had a burger.
In this week's episode, Sebastien eats his first s'more and also burns his mouth thanks to a Korean challenger, Matthew plans for his eventual demise and reputations are redeemed. We may even try out a burger.
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In which Matthew fantasizes a life of karate chopping small Slovakian children, and Sebastien recounts the time he saw a beautiful woman. We learn that the old adage "All is fair in love and war" may not be as legally binding as previously thought, and also a quaint little burger is eaten.
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In this week's episode, we both follow our dreams as Sebastien drinks out of a coconut and Matthew slips into a pair of daisy dukes. We try to figure out how to eat at Hooters without feeling uncomfortable and wonder what the gender-swapped version would be called. Sebastien tells us of his trip to Cuba and what a Cuban burger is like. We try to list all the synonyms for hooters and we may even get around to talking about the burgers at Hooters.
In which someone dances for Stephen Harper, while another attends a feline summit. Matthew has a lot of questions for our non-meat-eating guest, and realizes that maybe carnivores and herbivores can get along after all. We also eat a "burger".
In which Sebastien nearly becomes a cowboy, but at what cost? Matt makes a fool of himself in front of a Popular Mechanics star, and Sebastien has had enough of sled dogs and decides to head south and solicit young boys. We also learn that Matt is too cool for selfies, and Sebastien doesn't believe that Goblin lives matter. There's a burger in there somewhere too.
Matthew leaves a fight with his cat with a bite on his arm, but not everything is as it seems. Sebastien joins Matt to watch a pregnant giraffe and recount their past buffet experiences. We may even eat a dirty diner burger.
On the first episode of Season 2, Matthew dances like a dinosaur while Sebastien tries out some new voices. Matthew vows to improve his upward mobility and they may even eat a burger.
For our 1st anniversary and our big Episode 50 it's a celebration!
Kevin Agostino and Dane Christopher join us again to try out some burgers from the major chain that has been looming large over our show: McDonald's! We eat burgers, fries, sandwiches, nuggets, pies, and we even share a bottle of French burger wine! Join us as we discuss our McDo memories, long-lost specialities and Matthew gets deep into Ronald McDonald.
This week we venture into a construction zone to find out if a gourmet experience can be had. Sebastien becomes a bloody mess and gets a facial, and Matthew help him pick out the most useless junk. We may have even eaten a burger.
In which we remember things that never happened, see things we shouldn't have, and ordered burgers that needn't exist. We also attempt to come up with wares to peddle, struggle in revolving doors, and eat a crunchy snack for your listening pleasure.
This week we veer off a bit from our usual burger show, and bring you a special episode in which we review the latest burger movie "The Founder". Enjoy!
In which Matthew has his whistle stolen by mother nature. Sebastien searches for a new backpack so that he can open doors for himself. We fight for the rights of robots and maybe even eat a burger.
In which Matthew tries to find hope in a world brimming with volcanoes and leprosy. Sebastien gets to have his cake, twice, but doesn't get to taste a crumb. We also discuss childhood bondage, nosebleeds, and proper chair dismount etiquette. (And we ordered burgers from a pasta place.)
In this week's episode we go to the movie theatre, but don't watch anything! Instead, we discuss New Year's resolutions and how Matthew would like to live in isolation. We wonder "where are they now?" and discuss the cycle of abuse that certain celebrity rodents had to endure. We may have even eaten a burger.
A special holiday episode of the podcast, where Sebanezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts who teach him the true meaning of burgers.
In which we gum up the works just before the holidays! Listen as we ponder Guy LaTree's life choices, and Sebastien tests a theory suggested by Shigeru Miyamoto. Not to be swept under the rug is the fact that we ate a burger, and that burger was good.
In this week's holiday-themed episode, Sebastien gets a package that will help him on his quest to be a total shut-in, Matthew recounts his turkey mishaps, and how a little glitter will change people's perceptions of you. They may even get a burger.
In which we visit Beaver Hall hill to see if there are still vehicles sliding around, swallow some shell fish and buy a 34lb butter ball. Sebastien gets confused by kombucha and we may even eat a burger.
In which we discuss the line between treating yourself and just being an alcoholic, how Sebastien can gain super powers in time for winter, the native people of Matthew's knees and the disasters they must survive. We also wonder about how difficult it must be for a bear to complete a jigsaw puzzle and the suspicious lineage of the A&W Burger Family. We may even eat a burger.
Music: "I Wanna Get Next To You" - Rose Royce
In which we have our most difficult guest to date. We discuss the pros and cons of being a cyber woman with a lust for life, and why you should never leave "Magic Matthew" unsupervised in your home. Listen as our attempt to interview a member of the Montreal band 'HEAT' grows curiouser and curiouser until completely unraveling in a way that would make Billy Bob himself proud. Also we had a burger, as we very often do.
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Music: "Lush" - HEAT
Sebastien and Matthew get political in this episode as they discuss how Prime Minister Jancovic would negotiate with President Trump. We talk about our night out at a hockey game, and Matthew is in stunned silence because of an Australian. Matthew interviews for a few new jobs and Sebastien rages against the machine. They may have even eaten a burger.
In which we discuss Peruvian duck hearts, slow watch repair, and pumpkin smashing. Sebastien strikes while the iron is hot and faces his past demons, while Matthew orchastrates a murder. We also ventured into the underground city to get a burger.
In which we celebrate Halloween a couple days late, talk about jeans, bun slaps and culturally insensitive mice and potentially racist costumes. Sebastien makes his sweaters look brand new and recalls the horrors of 'Naked Frankenstein', while Matt poisons the neighbours candy. In the midst of all this, we had a burger brought to us, and it was eaten.
Due to scheduling difficulties we weren't able to get you a full podcast this week, so instead a guest joined us for another snacktime! It's the return! Find out if we prefer yogurt in a tube or a cup.
This week we go to Old Montreal and Matthew finds a way to release his anger, while Sebastien reveals what he stole from Matt. We discuss the different ways we wake up from dreams, how much dairy people should consume and how Facebook is scamming us. We wanted to see a man get hit by a car, but instead found a woman playing music with a bucket. We may have even eaten a burger.
In which we have a jam packed episode with special guest Christopher Curtis. We discuss the warning signs of a serial killer, prioritizing your shower time, goblin deans and star crossed lover induced war. Things also get a little hairy, and Matthew sets the record straight on the great debate fiasco of his early years. Sebastien uses poultry in self defence, and we take a hard look at the reality of the Berenstain Bears. In the midst of everything, we also review a little gem of a burger.
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In which we discuss the Verdun python, Montreal's proposed pit bull ban and space travel. We learn that Sebastien has no time for charity, Matthew believes everything he learns from movies. There may even be some discussion of a burger.
In which Sebastien and Matthew have their worst burger to date. In this episode we discuss politics, mental preparedness, and argue over which adaptation of Buffalo Bill is most memorable. We also ate (most of) a burger.
In which we celebrate the last day of summer by criticizing Lenny Kravitz, become fascinated with little people, alphabetizing and conjoined twins as well as discuss some missed opportunities. We may even get around to talking about a burger.
In which we have a whopper of a 30th episode, complete with high blood pressure, extreme summers, discussions on the legitimacy of a Kings claim to the throne, one handed video games, a rating of the senses, and our new startup company 'Pet Match'. We do eat a burger in the Kingdom as well.
We wrap up our burger week with a real peach, the 'Spicy Peach Fest Burger' to be exact. Listen in and hear our top picks for #LeBurgerWeek and let us know what your favourites were!
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In an attempt to avoid the 'Meat Crazies' that are sure to follow a week of burger hedonism, Sebastien goes out on a limb and visits the Copper Branch restaurant. Can a burger conceived of plants and good intentions live up to its once living and breathing competition? Will Sebastien turn Vegetarian? Or Vegan?? All this and more will be answered in todays episode! Tune in for the mildly shocking results!
Day five and still going strong! Today Matthew visits a hot dog house in search of their elusive burger, 'The Mac Attack'. Can these hot dog artisans do a burger justice? Listen in and find out.
Another day, another Burger. Today Sebastien went up to the Plateau to try out the F...Me Burger. Foie gras, bacon, truffle oil and brie? F...Me!
For day 3 of Montreal's #LeBurgerWeek, Mathew went downtown for Le MacDaddy. Will it be the big daddy of the week? Listen in!
For day 2 of #LeBurgerWeek, Sebastien tried out an Espresso Burger. One of last year's top-rated burgers, to see how it stands up. Check it out tonight and you can eat blue cheese while listening to the blues!
To kick off #LeBurgerWeek in Montreal, Matthew tried out their Smoky Ranch Burger and it made him want to watch The Princess and the Frog.
In our lead up to Montreal's #LeBurgerWeek we have trouble finding a restaurant that will serve us. We also discuss Sebastien's hidden garden and Matthew's desire to go to prom. We are visited by Sebastien's cousin Seba-Mae again and confront her about her bad habits. Sebastien threaten's to kill a dog and we may have even eaten a burger.
In which we fondly remember the days of sleeping anytime and anywhere we pleased. Modern Sebastien faces off with vintage Sebastien, we discuss the tribulations of tipping, and we introduce you to a new segment of the show. Also in this episode, a true rags to riches story and the hero who made it possible.
More still, listen as we talk about yet another burger!
This week we are joined by a guest to talk about high school pranks and good songs to strip to. We also talk about why Matthew's mom won't develop photos for him anymore, Christmas specials, what it's like to love freedom from a young age and how to plan for a zombie apocalypse. We may have also had a burger.
We also talked about some high school video productions, so here is the link to one of them: https://youtu.be/2pPurKMAmJ4
In which we venture to a place that is not long for this world... Or is it? Only time will tell. In the midst of our burger recap, we find ourselves unclear on the role dreamcatchers play in our society, and Sebastien lets off some steam.
This week for our 25th episode, we hit you with a Super-Sized show where our Burger Edition and Snacktime! shows cross over! We try the value menu burgers from A&W, Burger King, Harvey's, McDonald's and Wendy's to decide who gives you the best bang for your buck. Then we watch and discuss the 1997 Nickelodeon classic, Good Burger.
Sebastien and Matthew dust off a Crystal Pepsi in this episode of Snacktime! Has 20+ years off the market done this drink snack any justice? Listen in and find out!
In which lines are waited in, Tooth Fairies are pretty cool drug dealers, Sebastien loves fat duck livers, and Matthew poisons a kitten. We discuss the missed potential of unborn babies and Sebastien tells us tales of his bubble baths and speakeasy plans. In the midst of all this, we had a pretty great burger.
One of the most refreshing chocolate treats you can find is reviewed in today's episode of snacktime!
In which we apologize to Dic and Ann, Sebastien sets the record straight on his golden pepper and is also quite stingy with his blessings. We wander back alleys in search of food, and Matthew is reminded of Sebastien's sweet smell. While abducting pocket monsters, Sebastien is betrayed by his ten year old Japanese employee, and Matt finds a goat head before realizing his legs are in dire need of some major laser action. We also ate a burger in an alley.
We get together again to try the Ah Caramels that Sebastien had in his freezer. This little chocolate and caramel covered cake snack's weaknesses include lunch boxes.
In this late night edition of Snacktime! we crack open some Kinder eggs and build some mildly amusing toys.
In what may be the most controversial episode to date, we invite a guest to join as we finally get to visit the elusive Dic Ann's. Talk of goat demons and late night debauchery abound as well as a confrontation about Sebastien's fear of commitment and emojis. We just might even eat a burger.
Today, we are joined by the first lady of "Snacktime!" Kavita Saini Drapeau and she brought us four different varieties of Skittles. Original, Berry, Sour and Tropical are all on the table, which one will come out on top?
In which we invite a guest to try the sour treat, fresh from Matthew's pocket. It's so sour that we may need 911 on speed dial.
In which we we discuss the perils of piracy, sea monsters and proper pickle proportions. Sebastien plots a better career for Kristen Bell, while Matthew figures out how to win big at high school football. We have infinite onion rings, we may also have tried out a burger.
For this snack we have Timbits. We discuss Timbits vs Munchkins, and the quality and consistency of timbit distribution amongst gas stations.
We try both Cherry and Vanilla Cokes while they are still here. I think they are only here for a limited time, and they are hard to find. So if you spot one in the wild, pick it up and drink along with us.
In which kingly discussions on sauce are had, proper pronunciation on 90's sitcoms are discussed, Sebastien does some John McClaining on Matt's rug and then gets lazily evacuated from his domicile. Sebastien witnesses some gag worthy occurrence and complains about snake parades and F1 rage. We welcome you to Camp Dead Fish and ask the age old question "Can you taxidermy a softball of raisons?" We also want to know if you want any sort of frills in your food, and hey, are you allergic to peanuts?? Five Guys says F*ck You! We then ate their burger.
Today we attempt to answer the age old question 'Is a hot dog a snack?' Well, for all intents and purposes, it is. Derek White joins us again this week to voice his opinion, and while Sebastien makes a strong case, will it be enough to win DW over? Tune in and find out!
Crack open your favourite peanut and settle in for a five minute retrospective on this classic, albeit boring, snack.
In which Matthew and Sebastien introduce you to their sons named Gus, discuss if June is too late for removing Christmas decorations, go mattress shopping, and cure a case of the hiccups. They may even eat a burger.
The snack cake, presumably based on the bosom of one of the biggest depression-era stars, is our snack today. How well does it stack up and is it easier or harder in this day and age to be as successful as Mae West was.
Gone are the woeful days of having to settle for "regular" stuffed Oreos. For todays snack we double our pleasure AND our calories with these premium classic cookies. No Oreo left behind.
In which Derek helps Matt achieve his goal of wearing cut-offs, we explore the exciting world of inaccurate maps, Sebastien and his Tro-Za are too cool for school. Fancy some pigeon talk? How could you not! That's in here too! Derek also may or may not box some monkeys at Gibraltar and become their king. You'll really just have to listen to find out! Also, we review our burger of the week!
This time, we are ready to g-g-g-go ahead and have some Redbull. Does the show become supercharged? listen in to find out!
We try two different flavours and two different brands of pudding cups, what do we think? Find out!
In which we travel to a distant locale where we discuss Hawaiian shirts, rollercoasters, electromagnetic hypersensitivity, and Sebastien learns a thing or two about bugs. We may have also tried out a burger.
Today Matthew introduces Sebastien to a snack that uses the tried and true salty/sweet combination. G.H. Cretors' Chicago Mix brings together cheddar flavoured and caramel popcorn.
In which we hunt for tails, and are introduced to Sebastien's southern belle of a cousin, Seba-Mae. We recount our boring summers of old, as well as the magic/horror of "Frog Island". Sebastien flings some chubby little yucks and doesn't want to make his bed, and Matt eats too many potatoes and eggs. Tricycles are discussed, as well as how to make some cash on the side while riding them. And Burgers.
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Coming in at the 11th hour with a summer snack to help beat the heat! Derek White joins us as we visit Dairy Queen and try some of what they have to offer.
Dane McCarthy Joins us again to review some—don't call them gummies—Star Wars themed fruit flavoured snacks.
In which Matthew fights off depression "Australian style," we discuss Seba's fancy day out, Matthew's plans for his own fancy day, and we learn that getting a human soul isn't all it's cracked up to be. We may also get around to talking about a burger at some point.
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This time Matthew found a drink in the back of his fridge which he thought we should both try.
In which we discuss disappearing taco joints and mad-ass jimmy legs, almost discover how much Kanye loves potatoes, and Sebastien takes a time-out to commit some murders of his very own! We also fantasize over micro kittens and glowing bunnies and speculate how wonderful a new species might taste. Sebastien also reveals his million dollar idea (which must not be spoken without direct consent), and somewhere in the thick of everything we have a pleasant burger lunch.
In this episode we review some of those little cones that you can find at the grocery store that are filled with a maple taffy. Come and snack with us!
In which things get all kinds of strange in this very special episode of C&J@L "Murder Edition". Bat boys, secret cults, and MURDER! Sebastien is framed by a former guest, and as we try to make sense of it all, we journey to a world where Raptors reign supreme (Basketball-wise) and we are finally formally introduced to Dr. Ivan Gouger. We also tried a lackluster burger, if we can ever call it that. Happy Friday the 13th everyone!
In this first episode of our new show, we invite Dane McCarthy in to help us rate and review Crispy M&M's in their triumphant return!
In which confetti traps are plentiful, denim + denim = all business, we cover some important P's, decide sleep eating is a delicious scam, Sebastien tells the tale of 'The Great Fridge Toss' and some potato dreams come true. ooh ooh. A couple of messy burgers snuck their way into the conversation as well.
In which we discuss a mysterious concoction, the legalities of paper bags, the differences between the noble hot dog or a simple sandwich and how unsafe it is to choke around either of us. As well as some living and learning about pens and we may end up talking about a burger.
In which Sebastien is disappointed in straws, we find out where caramel comes from, discuss a new form of currency known as "Seba Bucks", and grease the cogs of our memories of high school. We eat a Wendy's burger in the process.
In which we welcome a guest who takes us on a quest through the cold. Then regales us with tales of life or death, and his legendary trials during the year of the goat. We may also talk about a burger.
In which tears are shed for a man in red, we discuss nabisco things and breakfast kings, along with poops and pees and Nintendo Wiis. (we ate a burger too)
In which we patent "Home Burgers", Sebastien pays the price for his antics at the St-Patricks day parade, Matt knows nothing about Pokemon or how to converse with humans, Iguana Sebs and Nick the Dead Beaver are born into podcast existence, we discuss the allure of hairy meat, and the Pick's burger is reviewed to some degree.
In which we call it quits with humanity, love some animals, breathe down the neck of a Canadian musician and (unrelated) discuss our experience with kidnapping. Burgers will be judged.
In which we discuss new cats, old traditions and try not to make fun of Neil Young. There's a burger in there somewhere as well.
In which Sebastien puts a Pizza Hut out of business and gets spooked by a homeless man. We also prepare our pitch for the Toronto Raptors cartoon series, and discuss the various functions of a light switch. There's a burger in there somewhere as well.
In which we discuss how Dic Ann's has had it with the city, the great names of baroque music, the line between instinct and intellect, the rules of what makes a sport and maybe talk about a burger.
In which we come to realize Shining Time Station isn't very realistic, attempt matching the right clothes with the right foods, and weigh the pros and cons of pocket cheese... Also, maybe talk about a burger? Who knows!
In which we plan out the future of the Die Hard franchise, figure out how many things are too many on a face, attempt to understand the wills and won'ts of ROOMBA, are introduced to Dr. Ivan Gouger, ponder whether or not 'Office Space' is appropriate viewing material for a career ed. class, and maybe talk about a burger.