Phantasmagoria: Recent Episodes

Phantasmagoria

The destination for all things without explanation. Send us your spooky stories, unsolvable situations, and anything that leaves you confused, and just a little frightened. We promise to turn that all around for ya, because the show... is just like exorcism for your ears.

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Life will only ever be as spooky as you make it.

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Love is blind, and it can't walk either.

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Lettuce is the dinner plate of all foods: confirmed.

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Shout out to the pham over at r/sinkpissers

Also, Houston's mic was a bit too cranked. We didn't catch it until the deed was done. So sorry about that one.

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Was he frozen? Or is he just hot?

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I don't care if you're a millionaire, billionaire, or trillionaire. Cancer is the LAST thing you want.

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This episode is not for the faint of heart. You've been warned.

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Let the man in the attic live his life. He ain't hurtin' nobody.

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If you're trying to use psychics as weapons, forget it.

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Just because Grandpa died, doesn't mean he isn't down for a good time.

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World War III could break out at any moment. Better have your Pokemon all trained up.

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Another friendly to reminder to not actually open up a transformer or you'll probably die

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Just because the Sandman THINKS he's evil, doesn't necessarily mean he is.

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It's never a good idea to be alone while there is a rival gang after you. Especially if they're all ghosts.

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The Disastrous Duo strikes again.

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Ever considered where the money REALLY is in finding Bigfoot?

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Houston has had a consistency with his stories the past few episodes and we kind of think he's actually trying to become a witch

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Of the countless ways to die, Pixar may have found the best one.

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All of your life's problems are just one wick away from being burnt up into the atmosphere.

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Be thankful that Roald Dahl didn't choose the darker paths that he could have.

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Alright, no more secrets. I'm Jeff Bezos.

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Yeah, I stole it from Veggietales. Get off me.

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We became experts on the astral plane and it only took us the length of one episode.

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Are we trying to become magicians or are we trying to become wizards?

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"Uh, yes officer, the episode in which Sam threatens to take Houston's life is right here."

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If you think Harriet Tubman is your ghost crush, she's already been taken.

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We sincerely apologize for allowing more of Houston's profanities. Shame on you, Houston.

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Sasquatch sees all. Sasquatch knows all.

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If you're not prepared to drop everything and become a butler, don't listen to this episode.

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FAIRY GODPARENTS

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It's high time these ghosts got a taste of their own medicine.

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Ask an adult.

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Ya know, the big game??

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Imagine being able to know what you're going to do before you do it.....

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Flamethrower>Gnomes

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Right right right right right right right right........

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There was one idiot and it wasn't Houston. It was Kevin.

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SO I GUESS THE COLD WAR LASTED FOR 45 FRICKEN YEARS AND WE LET HOUSTON GET AWAY WITH SAYING JAKE FROM ALLSTATE SO BYE.

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Perhaps our most risqué episode... proceed with caution.

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Christmas hasn't always been holly jolly......

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Everyone, do yourselves a favor and just stay away from triangles.

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DISCLAIMER Episode contains specific instructions on how to proceed if ever you come face to face with a clone of Hitler.

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We've officially found umbrella ghosts. Officially, nothing is off the table.

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Surprise surprise, they talk about ghost dogs AGAIN in this one.

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And we're back around once again! Thanks again for another great year Phantasmafam. We love you guys.

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"YES! We are happy to announce our candidacy! We are very much one very tall man, and certainly not three podcasters in a trench coat. One ballot please, good sir!"

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It should be common knowledge for all of you that the lack of basements is gonna get those ghosts gone lickety-split.

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They say to this very day... he's still laughing.

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When are these TV psychics going to give some good info for ME

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Remember that one time Saturn was massive in fully in our entire atmosphere? Neither do we. But we have an exclusive with the guy that does!

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Every contractor is a wizard, but not all wizards are contractors.

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He is Hat. Hat is Him. Hat is Us. Hat is You.

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Congrats kid, you got your big break! We're ALL on T.V.!

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Get ready for some million-dollar ideas.

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**WARNING*CHRISTIANS ONLY***

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Watch out for that one dude cruisin' through the multiverse.

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Not sure what to give a loved one this upcoming holiday season? Why not prepare them for the grim, inevitable end that awaits us all?

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If you're going to get haunted, you've gotta commit, spend some real dough, and summon a real 100% guaranteed spookster. Go name brand on your ouija boards or go home. 

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Tony, if you're reading this, you know who you are.

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Want to ghost hunt but don't know how?? Well look no further than literally every ghost hunting app available!

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And last but not least, we interview Houston in this get to know you finale!

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We interview Sam, the tallest of our trio, in this episode!

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We're doing a few special interviews to help you guys get to know us better! First up this week is Kevin!

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Our soundproof pillow fort has been constructed, and we're ready to wait out this quarantine!

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We'd like to celebrate our 50th episode and express our deep gratitude to our fans who keep us hopeful and motivated!

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If you're moms secretly a skeleton, that's going to be the last thing you want.

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Its official. The Sandman is the biggest tool on whole fantasy list. You know who blasts you with sand while you sleep? A loser. That's who.

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PSA: If you're worried about what you're step dad is going to say about the cryptids you killed. Don't. He literally doesn't care.

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We're joined by Dylan of Paranormal Thoughts podcast! Join us as he informs us of the Yowie, Nessie, and more! We want to apologize for the audio hiccup in advance. Houston literally just hit a wrong button. Like some kind of scrub.

Links to Dylan's show is right here in our description!

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hl2rAsqt9gUT4yaEG9Ooe?si=pRpeP1uoTgu19TOMVPUFFg

Itunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/paranormal-thoughts-podcast/id1166087966

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When it comes to ghosts, don't be a hero... Unless you're getting that bread BABYYYYYY, WOO!

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Come on, Kev. EVERYBODY knows politicians are lizards. Idiot.

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Kick back, set the cruise control to hot tub speed, and get your chill on with us.

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Annie Ayuwoki? Ayuwoki Annie? 

...HeE hEe...

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You might want to keep a close eye on your cats. They could very well have a nasty case of Ghosts on them.

Also, we want to apologize for Houston's mic sounding like he's in a cave. He recorded in a cave.

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He's back, he's mechanic, and he's got trouble in his sights.

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When is a deer not a deer? When it's a Not Deer.

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Be careful who you look at because while we may not be able to tell you much about it, we can assure you that you do NOT want to be in Randy's Place.

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We'd like to welcome our guest, Pete, to the show!

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"There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago..."

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It only took us 36 episodes to realize we don't actually know what paranormal even means.

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After further review, none of us will ever be watching any of the films discussed in this episode. We value our morals and we value our IQ.

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It needs to be crystal clear that there is nothing wrong with JUST staring at someone.

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What is YOUR gnome story??

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Kevin will be lucky if he doesn't go to prison for this episode.

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This is the story of how my grandma saved me from getting mauled to death by a grizzly bear.

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Pokee-mans is of the devil.

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Let's recall all great and terrible things that have happened on the scariest day of the year.

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Class was a little gruesome today....

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Hope you like pointless, heated debates.

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He continues to lead the nation from beyond the grave...... and he's a hunk.

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With Goatman at the head of the team, nothing will stop them from punishing the human race for the bad rep we've given them.

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Guys, it's not Squidville..... It's Band Geeks. We're dumb.

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Hope you're nice and comfy because this episode is about the length of 4 Jimmy Neutron episodes.

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Contrary to popular belief, what happens in Bermuda, doesn't always stay in Bermuda...

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She's the whole package if you like your woman a little equine.......

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The Blue Man Group suddenly becomes far less impressive once you find out that they're just a hive mind.

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The feelings she obtained from her visit to the mountain were not what she expected...... but she couldn't deny them. It was love at first fright.

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Death Cab for Cutie? More like, Death Cab for no one. We're trying to run a business here.

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The tall man is back. And so is the princess of Wales.

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We'd like to welcome our guest, Ashley, to the show! Enjoy our intro outtake as well.

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The dynamic duo strikes again. We understand it's not Christmas yet. Just let it slide.

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Take another seat in the STCC and PLEASE be careful when you're cooking those good, good chicken nuggets

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Even Death has to make a living.

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Two's a company; three's a crowd. So this one's just a company.

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Who knew that vampiric morals was such a tough subject?

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Take a moment and just be grateful that your Subaru is curse-free.

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All aboard.

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If you're going to be raised in the wild as a contortionist, don't grow up with the Skinwalkers.

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We truly hope the technical issue of the episode does not deter you away from the great entertainment.

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Usually the unexplainable is as threatening as an exploding fireball. But occasionally, it's as harmless as some tasty cotton candy. Happy Easter, friends!

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Welcome to The Monster Dojo. Learn how to take down those pesky werewolves and keep a sharp eye out for the government's bird-man-cyborg soldiers.

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Turns out ghosts are just brilliant tricksters. Take notes to improve your pranking game.

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We cover the entirety of the Animal Kingdom from pigs to Scooby-Doo. Whether it's a giant spider chasing you down, or the echo of your own flip-flops hitting the pavement... They'll scare you just the same.

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Welcome to our first episode! If you're here to listen for the first time, rather than judge based on what we were by listening to our first ever episode, give a listen to our most recent episode and judge us based on what we are now. Our quality has since improved! Thanks for listening and enjoy!